>Why is there a grant in the best outfitted unit?
followed by
>GOTTA BREAK IN THE NEW GEAR

>>18796931
Grant. WHY

>>18796931

>Why is there a grant in the best outfitted unit?

The Colonel demands an explanation for this bullshit.

>Why is there a grant in the best outfitted unit?
and
>Why couldn't the cook make eggs?
How is it even possible to fuck up eggs?!

>>18796931
>GOTTA BREAK IN THE NEW GEAR
But as we're putting them on:
>Why is there a grant in the best outfitted unit?
Colonel Katherine Kent demands an explanation for this bullshit!

why grant

grant why

>>18796931
FIRST OFF, WHY IN THE BLOODY HELL IS THERE A FUCKING GRANT HERE? WHAT YANK BASTARD IS DRIVING THIS? I WANT HIM THROWN OUT.
TWO, YOU CAN'T DRINK EGGS. SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO THE CHEF BEFORE I DO WITH MY CANNON.
THREE, ITS TIME FOR A TEST RUN.

>>18796983
Are we still british as fuck?

>>18796989
OF COURSE, YOU MUM-FUCKING BUGGER!

>>18797002
Stop being such a ruffian sir.
we have manners

Break the grant to make room for newer gear?

>>18797014
Target practice.
We use it for target practice.

>>18797014
No.

It stays.

Its presence will remind us no matter how bad the situation is, at least we aren't driving a Grant.

no mumi nooooo

>Katherine Kent

Are we friends with Joey Jones or Peter Parker?

>GOTTA BREAK IN THE NEW GEAR

Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but our magic actually causes these things to hover a few inches in the air, right?

Could we then, hypothetically speaking, use bursts of magic as a kind of jetpack to provide brief spurts of vertical lift?


And if we can do that, does the magic hovering put us into a nearly frictionless state with the groun?


In short: Can we ski, a'la tribes?

>>18797063

>>18797073

>>18797073
>In short: Can we ski, a'la tribes?
I like the cut of your jib, anon.
>Say Panzer, what does Katherine look like again?

>>18797073
>us when we find a plane

>>18797073
Time to push the martian scum off our world.

>>18797073
Tank strikers are skiing all day, erry day.

>>18797073

MFW over-the-hill british officer receives repermand for attempting CAS from a heavy tank striker.

Additionally:

MFW it works.

>>18797073
HQ: make the martians pay for their treachery

Everone else, all at once: [vgs]

>>18797073
also, in after panzer while I'm here

>>18797073
[VGCY]

>>18797073
>mfw everything you just asked is glorious

"Why in the king's name do we have a sodding tracked coffin in MY MOTOR POOL?" Rage seems to seep into your voice, as you don't want to some poor bugger riding that into battle.

The engineer doesn't flinch. " Last time I checked ma'am, I am just a lowly engineer who fixes things for pants-less girls. You probably want the QM, she's the nut who asked for one! If you asked me, I'd rather have pre-war french tanks. At least they didn't being complete deathtraps...."


He continues to go on about how every tank ever made is better then the Grant, but you automatically tune him out. You make a mental mote to yourself, go strangle the quartermaster.
But first, >Breaking in dem new strikers
>What load-out if you want to roll with?
>>Black prince mode
>>Why can't I hold all these 290mm?
>>75mm generic mode?

>>18797073
Tonk strikers have two modes,
Fast out of combat, can go fast, but quick maneuvers drain magical energy like a bitch
Walking mode, for quick maneuvers in combat, knees unlock letting one take cover or enter buildings and whatnot

>>18797095
Whatever your mind wants~ (I havent decided)

>>18797171
Black Princess

>>18797171
>Whatever your mind wants~ (I havent decided)
Well spotted, Panzer.
So, Kat's a brit, right?
I'll see what I can come up with.

>>18797171
>"At least they wern't complete deathtraps...."
Fucking doing two things at once

>>18797171
> but quick maneuvers drain magical energy like a bitch

secure two bandoliers of juice boxes

>>Why can't I hold all these 290mm?

>>18797171
75mm mode, the black prince mode cumbersome and the 290mm mortar while awesome is pretty specialized and I'd rather not go that load out unless we're up against a bunker that we need to take out.

>>18797171
Test it out with a not-fucktarded loadout. We're an experienced witch, right? We know how to properly win battles.

>>18797171
Flamethrower all day erry day. Burn them all and let God sort them out, what what.

Black Princess looks cool.

We don't have trouble punching through Alium armor at this point in the war, do we? If there's been heavily armored aliums, we oughta the Black Princess, if not, the more maneuverable vanilla 75mm

>>18797171

Black Princess because the Churchill's already a slow sodding tank, also because 17 pounders are good.
Cause you know, I WANT TO BE ABLE TO PENETRATE WHAT THE FOLK I'M SHOOTING AT.
In other news any chance we'll get Cromwells?

>>18797171
Black Princess. We've got the experience to MAKE it work, cumbersome or not.

>>18797245
Even your small peni.. I mean 75mm gun has a decent chance of frontally penetrating the bog-standard martian land units. Some of the heavier ones however....

>>18797250
Mid-season upgrades~ (TDLR not any time soon comrade, KV with frontal armor for your troubles )

Getting a drink, then WRITING AGAIN

>>18797286
>That chest

Groce.

>>18797286
>dat frontal protection

>>18797307
Is she trying to smuggle melons?

>>18797286
>Bouncing shells

Oh dear.
I hope we can change that one for something more agile any time soon.

>>18797171
Mortar mode: ENGADGE

>>18797171
Is the crocodile an option?

>>18797171
I vote the 290 mortar. I'd like to, you know, potentially damage something.

>>18797496
...Something very big and very slow.

I have no idea whose winning right now.

>>18797496
Something like a fucking bunker, sure.

"So where is the qm?"

"Probably fighting a hangover at her desk." The young engineer replies as he packs up his equipment. He turns and tells his co-workers that they should get something to eat. "Wait!" he shouts as his fellow engineers turn to leave. " Which cook was it this morning?"

"The ger..." you get out before you are cut off.

"Let's go into town for some grub then guys. I don't want a liquid breakfast again." He turns his head back towards you as he leaves. " It's all ready if you want to take it for a spin Colonel. Just try not to break it yet, we just got it."

Before he is even halfway to the doorway, you take your boots off, climb up the bay's ladder, and slide into the strikers. you hear the magical engines roar as they are pumped full of magical juice. With practiced efficiency, you equip your body armor other assorted gubbins, and lug the giant 17pdr over your shoulder.


>Let's test the reaction time of our brand new mobile sui... striker unit
>I don't fucking know you tell me

>>18797496
It's a mortar, it's meant primarily for targets we can't miss. Big extremely slow stuff that makes a crawling snail look fast, entrenchments or large groups of lightly armored stuff that we can drop it in the middle of. It is not meant for tank-tank combat.

>>18797518
We're a goddamn Churchill. We're already big and slow...

>>18797553
>Let's test the reaction time of our brand new mobile sui... striker unit

GOTTAGOFAST
DISCOPARTY
[vgs]

Jesus! I know exactly how planefag feels, and I write only half of what he does, that shit took me like some 30~ minutes to write

>>18797171
Let's get that Black Prince mojo coming!

>>18797553
VGTG

TIME TO GO FAST.

>>18797574

Gotta go fast.

>>18797553
>get squadmates
>use grant for paintshell target practice

>>18797553
Gotta go breakfast!

VGS!

>Let's test the reaction time of our brand new mobile suit

>>18797553
>visit QM

"Wake up, sweet cheeks. Explain why men under my command are riding into battle in that deathtrap."

>>18797584
>"accidently" give everyone live rounds

>>18797584
>forget to switch to paintshells
OOPS MY BAD YO

>>18797574
>>18797578
>>18797566
We're a Churchill with a fucking 17pounder, we're not going to go all that fast. We do however have a very big gun.

Take our new ride for a spin and get a lay of the land so we know where we can run effective training for the ladies under our command.

>>18797609
antiGrantmind

>>18797553
Test reaction, find QM

>>18797553
Gun our baby, lets see how fast we can go, and who we can scare the shit out of. Also, make sure we roar by the QM so they can suffer for the piece of shit in our hanger.

Why is everyone talking shit about the grant? Sure it was shit, but that's not its fault it was a stopgap tank thrown together by half drunken idiots to fill in before the real tanks got issued.

>>18797553
Let's troll the QM. Tell her we want to replace everything with Leichttraktors. EVERYTHING

>>18797730
Because we still have one in 1943.

There is only one option when driving a bipedal version of a 51 ton tank.... And that is to see how fast you can make it go! You dismount your new metal legs from the bay with an audible clank and feel the ground under your feet.* You walk outside, and the midday sun is shining bright, just how long where you in there drooling over your strikers?

Once your eyes finally adjust, you see several ground crews readying spitfires in case of alien air-raids, pilots being pilots nearby while the ground crews do all the work, and not much else. RAF Moreton Valence is a short drive to Gloucester, and some naval base is not too far down south....

>Where do you go?
>How fast should you go?
*not really your feet but you get that already

>>18797751
Couple laps around the base. We've got a Change of Command ceremony in bit, remember?

>>18797751
To the Quarter master, as loud as possible, not fast but loud!

>>18797751
>Where do you go?
To find the QM
>How fast should you go?
AS FAST AS FAST CAN

>>18797746
Oh ok, i wouldn't want it in my unit but still it's not its fault it sucked, that is all i wanted to say.

>>18797730
It's the retarded puppy of WWII tanks. It's stupid and useless but I can't help but feel a bit sorry for it. It just looks so dumb that you can't help but have a twinge of sympathy for it, but you'd never ask it do anything important.

>>18797751
Get a look around the base, try to find good areas for combat exercises. Hills, interesting cover, ambush spots, places where our girls are encouraged to utilize creativity and ingenuity in their tactics.

Get some speed out of it but also see how it handles rough terrain.

After a few rounds around the base find the QM.

>>18797751
QM. Stomping speed.

>>18797751
>Where do you go?
QM
>How fast should you go?
Ramming Speed!

>>18797777
>MFW I have Quad 7's on my 7th post in this quest ever.
>MFW I don't have a face that fits

>>18797791
That's what im saying, you wouldn't call a Retarded person a piece of shit because they can't do things as well.

>>18797827
But the Grant doesn't have feelings.

It exists only to derp.

>>18797827
A retarded person entrusted with my very life on the other hand...

Party hard on #swq @rizon.net to fap with your fellow quest-goers

>>18797827
A tank isn't a people though.

>>18797836
I guess what im saying is i just feel sorry for it, if i was in WW2 and offered a bren carrier or a grant i'd take the bren carrier.

>>18797850
>implying it isn't
i shiggy diggy do

>>18797827

You know how hotdog are sold 10 to a pack while buns are sold 8 to a pack?

That's the kind of stupid the Grant is.

It can't help it, it really cant. But it's not inaccurate to call it horrible or personify it as the "Slow" member of the family.

You can't round up all the designers and shoot them, so the Grant gets to shoulder the hate.

>>18797845
>Yoshika
>hands around her neck
>not groping her while she can't block

>>18797845
>Deep Striker

Some steh dry and othehs feehl theh pehn

>>18797845
>They're trying to fly the tank!

And yeah, to the QM at FLANK SPEED. Oh wait that's navy. TOP SPEED.

Everyone will get out of the way when they see the Colonel driving around like a loon on the fancy new treads.

>>18797881
Yoshika is a good girl, she only gropes by accident!
Mostly.

I have a small, unrelated question. Though this quest is quite welcome in its own right, might I ask what has happened to planefag and SWQ?

>>18797791
>It's the retarded puppy of WWII tanks.
T-28 says hi.

>>18797941
finals week

>>18797870
My buns come in packs of eight...

>>18797940
>Gets startled
>Automatically reaches to grope whatever scared her
>Hands change position depending on the groped's gender

Yes. "Accidents".

>>18797941
He has work and finals and things to do, couldn't do it this week.

>>18797961
>implying throwing your hands out and grabbing is not the normal reaction to being startled

you yanks are weird as hell

>>18797951
At least he has finals. Oh well.

I agree that the T-28 sucks. The Grant/Lee is still pretty damn bad though.

>>18797870
I get hotdogs and buns in packs of eight.

>>18797961
>gender
Always female. Always.

>startled
I don't remember her groping someone like this. Actually, I only remember her groping Charlotte, and it's not like there are a lot of other places to touch in her case.

>Panzerhexen> Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
>Panzerhexen> KHAN

>>18797993
Have you not read the latest SWQ?

>>18797977
The normal reaction for us yanks is to grab a gun and start shooting, unless you're a pussy, or in North Dakota. God, I love America.

>>18797993
he's referring to SWQ, where Yoshika got startled and grabbed our balls

>>18797945
Well, it was not mass produced and delivered to the frontlines. So it doesn't really count.

>>18797993
MC was fiercely groped.

>>18797993
She groped MC. Then claimed it was an accident.

>>18798006
>>18798010
>>18798011
>>18798016
>SWQ
Ah, yes. That.
No, I haven't been reading that. Actually, I like to pretend it doesn't exist. My apologies, but I have my own reasons for that.

>>18797980
>implying the Lee didn't provide the platform for amazing M7 Priest or the testbed for the 75mm gun that would be developed for the Sherman

>>18798032
Buttmad ground crew detected.

>>18798032
>not reading SWQ

I...uh....ummmm


Why are you here then?

Trudefag?

>>18798032
Go read SWQ! It's 3523622 times better than TWQ(no offense panzer).

>>18798057
It also has a huge headstart!

(Go for it Panzer)

>>18798032
Trudefag/GroundCrew/Malleroy/Edison detected.

Sorry, says I need to reformat my huge block of text, give me minute to re-re-rewrite this shit

I also managed to beat capcha 15 times in a row, new personal best, but NOOO YOUR WRITING IS SPAM

>>18798032

>>18798032
I feel that there is great anal anguish in your past. Tell us a tale, stranger.

>>18798032

>>18798032
... are you from /a/? Do you hate planefag? Was your waifu beaten out by Minna? What is your favorite colour and where will you be next Tuesday? What is the capital of Assyria?

>cheese sandwich
I don't get this reference, I must say.

>>18798032
> I have my own reasons for that
Story tiem?

>>18798095
You mean was your waifu beaten out by cupcake?

>>18798097
>Thatsthejoke.jpg

As much as your subconscious screams at you to hip-check the quartermaster, your inability to get bloodstains out of your dress uniform prevents you from carrying it out...

As you tread out into the field, you finally get a good look at the base. Some hangars, a control tower with an attached complex, and a few independent buildings here and there. The countryside isnt much better, being almost all field, with a few trees kicking around

You switch the striker to "skate mode". The soles of your feet get slick as the striker generates something that makes your feel slick, you aren't a scientist! Even lugging around the 17pdr, you can manage to top out at a decent speed, your speedometer on your breastplate seems to cap out at around 30km/h, not bad for an infantry tank.

>Roll a d6 to see if you end up getting bogged down in the mud. First roll gets it

rolled 13 = 13

>>18798136
LUCK BE A WITCH TONIGHT

>>18798102
No... I meant Minna. Cupcakesi is a maybe at the current moment.

rolled 6 = 6

>>18798142
>1d16

whoops my bad

rolled 2 = 2

>>18798136
ROLLS!?

rolled 4 = 4

>>18798136
gogogo

rolled 4 = 4

>>18798136

>>18798151
>6

WE WANT HIGH, RIGHT PANZER?

>>18798136
Here we go, Tank Magical Girl

rolled 4 = 4

>>18798136
time to go fast!

>>18798136
>rolls
>in a Strike Witches quest
oh my god Panzer what are you doing

>>18798175
Lost his mind probably.

>>18798169
Hmm. Didn't roll. For the best I suppose.

>>18798151
[vgs]
[vgw]
[vgtg]

>>18798146
He's just trying to mess with you. Cupcakeski is just a quick fling at best.

>>18798095
Assur is the capital of the Ancient Assyrian Empire. Also the name of their main deity, if I recall correctly the epitaphs of their kings.

>>18798095
Yes. No. That's my problem with this quest. Green. Home. Assur.

rolled 4 = 4

>>18798189
Its just a beacon for the trudefags to think that all hope is not yet lost [Spoilersdontworkon/tg/] I is [/Spoilersdontworkon/tg/]

>>18798194
Trudefag spotted.

commencing strike

rolled 2 = 2

>>18798201
>it*
>it*
>it*
Fuck what is worng with me today

>That's my problem with this quest.

But *this* quest doesn't have any of those characters.

Perhaps you meant to say *that* quest.

>>18798194
... Well, succint answer.

>>18798204

>trudefag
>passionate enough to disown the quest
>motivated enough to post about it
>not 50/50 on even caring enough to draw their next breath

yah, nah.

I have no goddamn idea what you people are talking about, but it dallies into WWII, and that intrigues me greatly. I wish to know more.

I like that the MC in this quest is married. Prevents waifu wars.

Just wanna know what the situation is with our kids. We have to mail back war trophies for them.

>>18798151
>6

Today is a good day to be a witch, unlike fellow armoured units, your soul isn't weighed down by gravity, and your treads don't even sink at all when you drive over a hidden patch of mud. You even manage to avoid getting any on you! You finish a few laps witch your Princess, and bring her back to the hangar.

>Mudraker status = Pushed off our tracks

You shrug off your heavy gear, and dismount from your striker like a 30 year veteran. You put your boots back on and wonder... "Where the fuck is the quartermasters office again?"

>Oh god what do now? There isn't a sexy witch with sweater puppies to ask this time!

>>18798194
On behalf of everyone at SWQ, I'd like to say goodbye and good riddance. Say hi to yurifan and goose for us.

>>18798262
We are a witch.

Our magic requires a focus to work.

in this case tank treads, turning us into a tank/infantry hybrid.


other witches use them to power magiv engines.

The martians from War of the Worlds invaded during WWII.

We're kicking them off our world

>>18798219
Both quests, actually. But enough of that. This is another thing.

>>18798270

>I like that the MC in this quest is married. Prevents waifu wars.

>>18798283
>WRITE LETTERS TO BELOVED CHILDREN

>>18798262
Ok. Magical girls without pants fighting aliens in magic leg things modeled after WWII tanks and planes. Oh, and Tesla just invented a flying shark plane. And the M3 Grant still is the retarded bastard child of WWII tanks. That will never change, despite the magic flying loli's

>>18798283
Aww, I wanted to drive the tank INTO the QM's office.

We're a colonel. That's one step below general. We might very well be the ranking officer on this base.

I suggest we just follow the signs, or grab the nearest enlisted man/witch and ask for directions.

>>18798283
Ask breakfast witch for the way?

>>18798283
To the Mess, presumably lunch will be slightly more solid than breakfast was.

>>18798283
Wander about till we find the QM, then we bitch them out about the piece of junk cluttering up our hanger.we may need to Way-Leigh a random solider may be required to get directions/guide.

>>18797845

>deep striker

>>18798283
Write to kids and husband. Kick the cook's ass, since you SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DRINK EGGS DAMMIT! Aquire flammenwerfer, werf aliums with flammen.

>>18798303
And take sexy pictures to send to our husband.

Then we have an excuse to have the drawfags make sexy pics of us.

>>18798304
>>18798293

Interesting, most interesting indeed. This is quite the intriguing setting, I think I shall begin my quest to learn more about just where this information stems from.

Also, yes. The Grant is the bastard child of many drunken romps with many different designers, and none of them were any good.

>>18798340
> begin my quest to learn more about just where this information stems from

Don't bother, the anime is nothing but creepy fanservice and pantyshots of underage girls.

these quests are literally the best things to come out of that series

>>18798340
This is the archive of the initial quest about this.
It's about pilots, though. Because that was the premise of the original show.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=strike_witches

>>18798352
>pantyshots of underage girls.

don't make it sound like it's a bad thing

It's all about moderation

>>18798352
Plus the writefaggotry they are getting is some of the best /tg/'s gotten in years.

>>18798370
>someone liking perrine

what the fuck is this?

>>18798377

and the drawfag dont forget him.

>>18798370

>>18798384
Crix is a weirdo. May not even be human.

>>18798396
not likely

>>18798352

I see... Thanks for the warning kind friend.

>>18798361

Thanks for the info, fine gentlemen such as yourself is why I do so enjoy /tg/.

>>18798396
True. Here's a bit of his work.

>>18798406
http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/17545010/

Actual first thread that never made it to suptg.

>Get on
>See this thread

...I am disappointed by the implications of throwing around "Trudefag" as an insult...

>>18798433
Vae Victis

>>18798340
>>18798352
Eh. If you do watch the show don't take it too seriously, it's supposed to be over the top bullshit but I find it funny at times. Anyone that tells you otherwise was probably expecting something more serious than what they got. Or can't stand the panty-shots every 5 seconds during fights. I get past that by blasting Amon Amarth, Dragonforce, and Sabaton during them though, works just fine.

>>18798433
Most of them are sore losers. Mind you, the Minnafags aren't much better.

>>18798384
It's Ameile

She's also from France.

>>18798433

Well, after last time everyones gotten kinda big on Cupcakeski. Not that I can blame them, she's got one hell of a filling.

You look around for someone to get directions from, and you spot two people. It looks to be Captain Wittmann and some luftwaffle prick. Your stomach growls at the poor joke. Maybe you should get something to eat? You shake your head to dislodge such thoughts, you have a mission and it's your top priority. As you approach you here them speaking in German to each-other, and you regret not ever learning any...

>What do you say?

>>18798454
It really varies with the Minnafags. Some are pretty cool guys.

>>18798471
Ich schluckte einen Bleistift.

It means good day.

>>18798471
Good afternoon Wittmann, I was wondering if either of you two had seen the QM, I have some questions that demand an answer.

>>18798471

Just walk up to them.

If they don't fucking go to attention and salute, YOU SMOKE THEM INTO THE GROUND

HOW DARE THEY DISRESPECT A SUPERIOR OFFICER, RUN THEM UNTIL THEY FUCKING DIE

>>18798488

And of the Trudefags there are none?

>>18798503

I vote for this. If they do go to show the proper respect, then go to this:

>>18798500

>>18798471
GUTEN TAUG!

>>18798471
"And what vulgarities might you girls be discussing today?"

>>18798471
Ich sag also zu ihr: Schätzchen, sag ich; du hast vielleicht Eier, uns sowas als Frühstück vorzusetzen.

I have to say, after all you gentlemen have told me, this seems to be a very interesting plot. Myself, being a enormously large World War 2 fanatic and researcher, cannot help but be drawn in by the little quips here and there. I shall most likely skulk around these threads in the future to learn more, and bite my tongue at the historical inaccuracies by reminding myself that "This is fiction, don't correct them and be a dick."

Thanks for all the help, continue on without my interrupting.

>>18798529
>Captain Price
You'll fit in here quite well.

>>18798516
Honestly, yes. And that incudes you and your faggy "I made some shitty image macros so planefag should suck my cock" attitude.

>>18798554

BLAST, MY PLAN HAS BEEN FOUND OUT

NOW PLANEFAG WILL NEVER SUCK MY COCK

CURSE YOU ANOOOOOOOOON!!!

>>18798471
Ich liebe deine mutti in meiner freizeit.

>>18798406
If you look into the Light Novels, though, you can "tune out" the pantyshot aspect since it's almost all text.

The first Soumus Misfits novel is finally fully translated on Baka-Tsuki... that's about it for the official stuff. However the Desert Witches storylines from the doujin series are actually pretty good and are pretty much completely translated if you look around for them. While the Art and Writing are done by Firstspear, the character designs and storylines are collaborative with Fumikane so they're mostly canon.

>>18798571
You can switch out liebe for fick if you please.

>>18798542

Sorry, one last thing.

Not Captain Prince, Major Blackmore from Company of Heroes: Opposing Fronts. Great WWII RTS (possibly the best ever) if you haven't played it check it out.

That's it! No more interrupting from me.

>>18798529
Feel free to alert us to any glaring inaccuracies.

>>18798605
God dammit. Looks like Price from CoD2. You know, when they weren't all "OMG WE EDGY, WE KILL CIVILIANS." And less little kids.

>>18798529
>Historical inaccuracies

Honestly, the only major one is that there are chicks flying around with planes for legs and no pants. Everything else is pretty gorram accurate.

Anything that is out of place otherwise could easily be explained by the nations of the world pooling their resources to kick alium ass. For example, Hitler and Himmler getting eaten (and Goering getting shot by Udet) allowed sane people (Doenitz and Speer) to be put in charge of Germany, so their logistics have been returned to "non-stupid" status. Same with Japan, and the IJN deposing the IJA as the junta in power.

Just wait until the end of the thread, and the archivalfag will post the current archive of everything posted so far, including all of the quest posts, the historical timeline, and all of the various writefaggotry and drawfaggotry.

>>18798630

I didn't realize the little kid dying was the "edgy" part of MW3 until someone told me. Real copout.

>>18798605

>Company of Heroes: Opposing Fronts

Yes, you'll fit in fine here.

Nothing better than packing up your entire 2nd Army base and moving it, then watching as the enemy scourers the map looking for it.

>>18798631
>gorram
Firefly was cancelled, brownshit.

>Company of Heroes: Opposing Fronts

....Dartman

Fart into the radio


Yes sir!

*Prrrrrt*

>>18798597
Alternatively also:
treibs mit (demands ablative)
schiebe
knalle
tacker
nagel
bumse
entehre
begücke
penetriere

>>18798647
I know. At least the Juggernaut bit made up for that somewhat. Ending was awesome.

>>18798673
Alright, alright. "God-damn."

Better?

You fine gentlemen keep dragging me out of my word of silence! Curses!


>>18798631

Well, my only qualm was said before by panzerhexen, who exclaimed that the character unequipped a 17pdr (presumably the 76.2 Firefly VC varient) and then exclaimed that it was "... not bad for an infantry tank." Which presumably means an Infantry support tank, which the VC was not. I also saw mention of a Churchhill mk IV which IS an IST, and so the AVRE which was also mentioned.

Sorry, I'm sure I'm looking at this out of context and me stating this is stupid but it's just something I noticed, call it my retard-strength OCD from school kicking in. So if not, I'm sorry for causing a stir.

>>18798655

Yes indeed, Brits 4 lyfe, as they say. Though I recommend the "Normand 1944" mod, if you want an extra kick in the balls for upped difficulty and 100 times more realism, google it.

>>18798711
Part of operation troll-gasam from the last thread

They thought they where getting to command a lee, then a black prince, then no anon, you are the pantsless sparkle witch

(And the MC can swap out different Churchill weapons for different missions)

Capcha NTRyours squigles
are you telling me something Capcha?

>>18798711
Indeed. You'll fit right in here. Oh, by the way, this picture? >>18798404

That's Erwin Rommel jumping out of a fridge he hid in to punch David Stirling in the face. That actually happened in the quest.

>>18798711
Indeed i'm downloading now, the hard computer just does not cut it anymore.

>>18798700
Yeah. One of my friends was too chickenshit to cuss like a man insted of useing that. Annoyed the fuck out of me.

>>18798744

Ah, one of the Black Prince prototypes. I should have known, shame on me. Sorry for the disturbance I have caused kind sir, it seems I have done much derailing.

>>18798752

Excellent. You will not be disappointed, it is refreshing to see the focus on the combat and tactics, as the values ascribed to the units are more real. Also, artillery is more devastating, and has a reasonable blast radius, and that, as a British/Canadians player, pleased me greatly. I'm sure you will enjoy it sir.

>>18798782
Well that's good i hate that it usually comes down to just who can spawn the most tanks soonest.

posting in a panzer thread

huh...never thought I'd actually be saying it
also, it might be because i'm slightly tipsy, but where did it say we were married? and when is next SWQ? i get that PF's got exams and stuff, but i missed his announcement or w/e

time for tanks

>>18798846

>Well that's good i hate that it usually comes down to just who can spawn the most tanks soonest.

Sounds like IRL WWII....

>>18798471
As you get closer, you see that her friend isn't only wearing pants, but blue Luftwaffe shorts.

"Good morning Captain and...?"

"Oberleutnant Manfred, Mobile AA gunner from 5th Company Ma'am." The man with the Luftwaffe outfit says, as he salutes. Wittmann follows suit.

"Sorry about earlier Colonel. Knispel just frustrates me, how can somebody that good in combat be so lax...?" She trails off. "Oh did you need something?"

"Yes, where is the sodding quartermaster? I have to get an answer from them, about why we have one of those blasted M3 freak tanks in our motor-pool."

Manfred pipes up. "Her office is near the briefing room, near the control tower."

Giving them a cheerful wave, you head towards the control tower, a slight smile on your face. For a pair of Krauts, they weren't half-bad.

>Get something bigger then your shitty Webley Revolver from the armoury
>Put pants on to mean SERIOUS BUSINESS

>>18798859
[x] BRING OUT YOUR BIG GUNS

>>18798859
Put on our yelling pants, we wear them when we plan on going full drill sergeant levels of angry at incompetent subordinates.

>>18798859
What the hell is wrong with the person who thought up that enfield?
Get something bigger then your shitty Webley Revolver from the armoury

>>18798859
>Put pants on to mean SERIOUS BUSINESS

This is some serious bullshit.

>>18798859
is that an enfield with a magazine? HERESY
also, don pants for maximum serious

>>18798859
>Put pants on to mean SERIOUS BUSINESS

>>18798859

>>Get something bigger then your shitty Webley Revolver from the armoury

>Implying there's something bigger than a .455 bullet that we can get from the armory

>>18798859
Pants. SERIOUS BUISNESS.
That M3 needs to be taken out behind the shed and shot.

>>18798859
>put pants on

>>18798859
>Put pants on to mean SERIOUS BUSINESS

Pants are srsbizniz

>>18798917
If memory serves me, Kath has a Mk4, so its a .380''
Mind you, that could probably still wound if not outright kill someone

>>18798928

>That M3 needs to be taken out behind the shed and shot.

Now, now, there must be some ranch out in the country side were "less than useful" AFVs go to live out their days...

>>18798949
You mean the scrapyard?

>>18798859
It is definitely time for SRS BZNZ pants

>>18798972
It's like telling your kids that their dead pet was sent to live it's life at the farm upstate rather than telling them that it's dead and buried under the porch. You don't want to upset them.

>>18798945

Huh, so there is probably is something bigger in the armory then.

Seriously, fightan aliums. y u no use biggest bullet?

>>18798972

Oh man, this really is just like putting a dog down...

Boneyards aren't too terrible...

Man, you're right, we just have to put this thing down painlessly...

Let's put that M3 to good use and load it onto this.

*Warning*

I was planning on ending it at the QM tonight, but I have a stupid amount of energy right now. Is there anything else you guys would like done before lolQM time?

>>18798986
Thats why I say we shoot it. Right in the back. Won't feel a thing. Just BAM! its dead. Like Lenny in of Mice and Men.

>>18799045
Visit our husband if he's free. Give him a kiss, call him honey, ask if he wants to yell at a stupid ass QM with us, it'll be romantic and you know how much I love it when we berate someone together.

>>18799045

Wanted to meet the other girls.

Especially this Texan gal I've heard about

Take sexy pics for our husband

>>18799045
You said our husband is the commander of the non-witch members of our unit, right? Lets grab him before we hit up the QM. I mean, it would be *his* men who would get stuck in that piece of shit.

>>18799045
we should probably get lunch. it's hard to be righteously indignant on an empty stomach. plus, gives us witch-trolling opportunities

>>18799067
We're an experienced ground combat warrior, not a blasted pilot.

>>18799062
No, we get ALL the witches together and make a "girls of the africa corps" callender.

It's for morale!

>>18799126
You mean girls of the 101st.
And no. Were an officer and a gentle lady, we do not command our subordinates to be floozies.

OPTIONRUS
>Husband this shit up
2nd Company is waiting for german panzers before they link up with the rest of the battalion
>Other witches
Good idea whom do you want to mee...
>Texan witch
Fuck. Since people have such an interest in her, I don't want to introduce her wrong

>MC is married
I don't remember that from the previous thread.

>>18799059

>>18799062
Godammit /tg/.
As soon as the fact you have a vigina comes out you always come up with this shit.
when the obvious conclusion we should come to is to play with ourself.

>>18799191
It's in the timeline.

Panzer, relink all that crap pl0x.

>>18799191
It was from the character timeline. He's a Major we met in the trenches in 1917.

>>18799189
Texan while lunching.

>>18799191
You didn't know you didnt wear pants last thread either~

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1O_MH-0Y13-KfZQyK7LoRS0kYQo8_zGXT2pt80bf05uY/edit
Timeline
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-OPInpGECnxJhOAyM-rw3WeSeDSr486QuKTF7qbvfhU/edit
Roster

>>18799189
Husband. Time to see if he got letters from the kiddies.

>>18799189
Then make it so that she happens to not be there when we meet the other witches. Introduce her separately?

>>18799189
either husband or lunchtimes. maybe both

>>18799189
Go find our husbando.

>>18799189
Husband this shit. I'd like to see him and he's the on whose men might have to drive the Grant.

>>18799201
We suggested the male MC of SWQ do the same thing with the rest of the guys on base. Here at /tg/, we're equal opertunity perverts.

>>18799189
Husbando modo.

>>18799189
Way to halfpost fuckface god~

Husband is in charge of 2nd company, he is a few (dozen) miles away atm

I don't want to introduce the texas tonk just yet because I don't have her down pat yet, but never fear! I shall have your sexy San Antonio tanned slu... waifu ready soon~

Captcha Department situps; Are you tryin to tell me something ?

>>18799238
>We're Equal Opportunity Perverts.
This needs to become the board motto.

>>18799254
So our options are
>husband is not here
>Oh god oh god don't pick the texan
Okay then. Let's just go get lunch.

>>18799189
>that pic
Whose up to seeing if we can get Minna to serve us beer in a bunnysuit next time on SWQ?

>>18799254
Very well then. Find Major Helen Roberts, she's our direct subordinate and we'll end up delegating a lot to her. Invite her to have lunch.

>>18799254
wait, we're in charge of 1st company and our husbando is in charge of 2nd company? shenanigans inbound
>>18799263
someone make a banner. submit it to moot. i'd laugh

>>18799254

My vote is to continue over to the Quartermaster, figure out what the hell is wrong with out motorpool, and possible introduce ourselves to more witches on the way.

>>18799254
Lunch and introductions sounds good

>>18799281
you know, i'd be okay with this if patton hadn't cockblocked us last time...certain non-PG things need to happen first...maybe beer can be involved too
[spoilersdontworkon/tg/]not waifuing, but MC's gotta be blue-balled to hell and back[/spoilersdontworkon/tg/]

>>18799254
Panzer, ADF here, its done comrade.

Sorry for the shitty detail. Im running on caffeine buzz here and I can feel my hand shaking. I wanted to improve it more, though.

Enjoy

>>18799309
>Dat hair

Got a little bit of Misa going on. I like.

>>18799309
Oh and if you want a different hairstyle/face, let me know. I'll adjust it if necessary.

>>18799309
Better then I can draw

also
>Dat gun

>>18799309
Cool pic. Also,
>katherine KENT
Tell me we named our son Clark.

>>18799309
I'm going to have to turn Subwitches into a quest if these *witch quest threads keep getting consistent drawfags.

>>18799309
Doesn't look bad for a 45 year old woman.

>>18799363
this idea makes me smile, if only because the quest threads/writefagging that have been occuring have been leagues better than the actual show

>>18799309

Her head is kind of a weird shape. It shouldn't bulge that much at the top. Other than that, top notch.

>>18799381
You say that like it's difficult to surpass the show.

>>18799363
You mean this? I got the plans from an anon a couple of SWQ threads back.

>>18799397
Yeah, I drew the original shit sketches, and I'm writing a short story about the USS Tullibee.

>>18799403
Oh, that was you? Thanks for the idea man. It was fun to draw.

>>18799381
...

Say, guys, is trolling like this common here on /tg/?

>>18799416
Don't thank me, thank all of the IRC and SWQ Thread. We all worked on it together.

>>18799358
We named him Clark JR. After his father.

>>18799419
Sup /a/.

>>18799419
He isn't trolling. It's true.

>>18799394
oh it isnt at all. its just that aerial vehicle homosexual and now armored vehicle female magic user are doing better than strike witches ever did in terms of actual characterization...and they had budgets and shit. /tg/ i am proud
>>18799403
i dunno if youre the original SubAnon or whatever, but in this alternate universe, did any countries other than japan invest in aircraft carrier subs a la the I-400 class? given the existence of striker units it'd make much more sense

>>18799419
Son. That ain't no troll.

PANZER JUST WRITE SOMETHING GODDAMN

>>18799458

Planefag has spoiled you guys...

Back in my day, we had to walk barefoot to school! We waited HOURS for OP to delivar! AND WE LIKED IT!

If I wanted to run a tank witch game, what would be the best system? Just changing up Dive into the Sky?

>>18799431
I don't know if I'm "original" or not (NavalAnon was working on his naval story before I even started thinking about things), but it's taking place in the SWQ universe. You'd have to ask Planefag for specifics, but I know I'm writing with the Substriker being a new invention.

The original idea of the Substriker (something more like my shitty sketches) is the test-bed unit. ADF's substriker design is going to be the first production model unit. Before this time, as far as I'm concerned (and know), Substrikers did not exist, as the technology wasn't there.

>>18799419
Welcom, immigr/a/nt, to /tg/, where the folks are stark-raving idiots and semi-decent people at the same time.

Enjoy your stay, contribute, dont feed the trolls, be awesome, yadayadayadayada . .

>>18799458
Patience, comrade. Panzer will deliver, in time. Writing (and drawing) all this shit isnt that easy

>>18799472
I'd think so.

>>18799458
I am god damn, keep your pants off

>>18799472
I had the stupid idea of running Tonk witches in Dits, then I played it, and decided I was retarded
Now I am resolving tank combat via off-screen flames of war rules

but for running an actual tank witches game? Dits but hella modified

>>18799473
nah, im not talking about substrikers. the I-400 class was a class of subs designed to carry 3 little airplanes to bomb shit ever so ineffectively. with the existence of striker units, such subs could be drastically increased in power with only the most minor of design changes (and the considerations that putting teenage girls on a sub full of dudes would bring)
>>18799419
dude, i'm FROM /a/. SW was decent, but imo these threads have done it more justice than it itself did. sigh, and please let's not turn this into a trollstorm

>>18799504
DitS guys is refixerating it for ground/sea combat. I think. It might not be called Dive into the Sky any more though. Seeing as it will have ground/sea rules and all.

>>18799510
Ah, I thought you were asking if the substriker's existence had an impact. That'll teach me to skim through posts. No, I don't know. You'd have to ask Planefag. I imagine someone would have realized the potential hijinks a Striker-Equipped Witch Sub could inflict, though.

>>18799504

I was thinking more real time

Truly, these are dark times; you can remember field-kitches near the rat-infested trenches serving better grub than these Kraut cooks. Still, it would be much wiser to yell at the quartermaster with a full stomach and not some paltry liquid eggs and tea. As you enter the mess hall yet again, you spot a few witches you haven't seen before. By the kitchen, you can spot fixings for tea and a lot of little sandwiches with the crusts cut off on a large plate by the kitchen. Deciding that anything is better than liquid eggs, you grab a plate and a fistful of sandwiches and head over towards the unfamiliar witches....

>TARGETS ACQUIRED
> Pale-redheaded waifu
>Grey haired waifu
>Long blonde hair waifu with good frontal armor?

>>18799510
>these threads have done it more justice than it itself did

As in 'there's a fucking war going on and it is serious shit and we're fighting one, so let's be serious ourselves'? With this I must agree.
You could have done it without the pants, the male MC and the harem stuff, but I guess that's asking for too much.

>>18799541
Real time as in with a group of friends at a table playing DITS?

>>18799557
>pale redhead
IRELAND WITCH?

>>18799557
That armor's probably active. Let's avoid her and go to the Grey one. Grey haired girls are always good, right?

>>18799536
nah, ive tried to keep up with the sub-striker stuff as best i can while not participating in the IRC. other than my issue with their operating at depth where they'd constantly have to keep low-level shields up to keep from getting crushed, it seems like a good idea.

and yea, the addition of striker-unit equipped witches on a sub like the I-400 would at least double it's combat potential, especially since a striker+storage is maybe 1/2 the space of a real airplane, so double the offensive power
>>18799557
either redhead or blonde with dat frontal armor
>>18799559
yea, the actual seriousness of the war+the whole "we're sending 12 year olds into combat...there's something wrong with this"

>>18799559
Because pantsless little girls are the ONLY people fighting the war, right?

Besides, some writefags are focussing on witches, others aren't.

>>18799564

Not that bad, but over the internet. Not like a quest like this that's basically COYA.

>>18799559
>Harem
>SWQ
HAHAHA.
NO.

>>18799575
>other than my issue with their operating at depth where they'd constantly have to keep low-level shields up to keep from getting crushed, it seems like a good idea.

You'd be surprised at what pressures the body can acclimate to. Besides, WWII subs couldn't go spectacularly deep anyway, afaik. I think the Gato-class could only do 350ft.

>>18799580
I play a DITS game with people from the strikewitchesquest irc, I play a german captain from the far future of 1994, with so many critical failures.
Dits done over the interbutts is really fun, but converting it to tank witches would be really difficult

However... If you ever do manage to get that shit to work, give me a should @ Panzerhexen@live.ca as I would love to even contribute

>>18799593
that only holds true if alium sub-tech is constrained by the same stuff WW2 era human sub-tech is constrained by

>>18799603
shout even, god I cant type tonight

>>18799608
The fact of the matter is that Human subs have some massive constraints.

I think the Martians would be slow to reach for the deep, given their complete lack of oceans back on Mars. According to Planefag they've only just started experimenting with a proper wet-water fleet, for instance. I don't know how advanced their sub tech is, but I think that's a decent indication.

>>18799575
>low-level shields
Airborne witches have to do that to keep their face from being sandblasted off when flying at high speeds.
That's just front-on though, omnidirectional shield would be more demanding.

>>18799627
so, i'd assume at least for the moment, that their subs cant go much deeper than contemporary human subs, but the problem is once they figure it out, i'd also assume that their metallurgy would allow them to go deeper and faster than their human equivalents. if that happens, you've got either witches with 10-minute combat endurance or witches with crushed lungs
>>18799633
although i see what you're saying, airflow =/= water pressure at depth, especially if the aliums figure out how to operate deeper than say...400-500 feet

admittedly, in the channel/the north sea these depth constraints aren't much of an issue, but once you get into the atlantic/pacific oceans, if the aliums can go that deep then we've got a problem

>>18799557

ALL OF THEM.

Offer sandwiches.

Find Percy Hobart.

>>18799557
> Pale-redheaded waifu
Waifu away! Come here, Claire!

>>18799603
His german Kapitan also is a slight bit of lecher.

Really the entire game is pic related.
Okay not really.
Not even close.

So far it's shootan aliens and playtesting DITS. And mild psycological issues. Also making fun of A-Wing.

>>18799674
That's indeed what would happen. I think of 1940s Subwitches as the toughest of the tough, putting up with hellish conditions that most others can't even imagine. You know that razor-thin margin of safety Planefag likes to say the Strike Witches live with and use to keep from dying? Subwitches have even less.

Until tech advances, that is.

>>18799674
>>18799718
Still, I think they have better odds than the typical Submarine against the aliums. They're smaller and magic.

>AHA JOKES ON YOU, THEY ARE ALL SITTING AT THE SAME TABLE

Just like wolves, these witches move in packs. A good survival strategy.

"Mind if I sit here, ladies?"

"Not at all Colonel. That is, as long as you're planning to share those sandwiches..." the silver one speaks, reaching to pull out the seat beside her for you.

"Oh my, we haven't been introduced yet. I am Major Schmidt, a Falschrimhexe.. I think we fought against one another in Belgium. Ugh, I miss those days."

"I'm Captain Anderson, a Parawitch like the Major here, just... better trained." Schmidt shoots Anderson a glare that would turn lesser mortals to stone.

"And I'm Claire! Nice to meet you, Colonel!" the redhead announces. Her casualness catches you slightly off-guard.

>>18799728
Smaller to me is the bigger advantage.
Harder to hit than say, a regular sub. Also, I think only one sub has sank another sub. Might have a bit of a problem there.

>>18799730
You know panzer, it's kind of hard to visualise all these witches with, y'know, no pictures of them.

>>18799674
Subwitches don't need to go that deep if they are primarily serving a defensive role (say, as naval escorts or anti-sub patrols), since their targets would be coming to them, right? Or is area denial to menial to train valuable witches for?

>>18799741
That's another benefit to the Subwitches. They can see. The lights they're equipped with have optional red tint filters to help out.

>>18799728
>>18799741
theyre smaller and more maneuverable, true. and as of yet we haven't seen any evidence that the aliums possess smart ordnance a la acoustic torpedoes, heat-seeking missiles, etc. my problem is that, in all honesty, i'd rather drown than get crushed to death because my sparkles ran out. takes someone with some real balls (metaphorical in this sense) to take up a job like that

>>18799748
Kids these days ain't got no imagination.

>>18799763

Vision is highly overrated in oceanic settings.

>>18799786
dont the sub-witches have the sonar equivalent of sanya's funky fresh radar powers or whatever?

>>18799786
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoplight_loosejaw

Works well enough for this guy.

>>18799780
The names are hard to track, what with half of them being some crazy unpronounceable German. We should number them!

>>18799730
Lovely to meet you three. Colonel Katherine Kate.

Belgium was interesting, though if we're talking about old wars in order to impress the kids I have you beat, youngster.

Given that I'm new here I've been trying to get a handle on all of the witches under my command, tell me a bit about yourselves.

>>18799798
Depends on the witch. I believe radio witches like Sanya are somewhat scarce? There's at least one in each subwitch strike force, though, and one on the sub carrier.

>>18799748
>>18799748
You want a mental image? FINE

Major Matilda Schmidt
Dressed in a fallschirmjäger jacket with tights underneath, decent bust size, Grey hair, and several faded scars on her face and hands

Captain Linda Anderson
Dressed in a olive green sweeter with a nice pair of sweeter puppies, tall with blonde hair, otherwise unremarkable

Lt Claire Jackson
Shorter pale redhead, wearing a black skirt and an 1st armored division's jacket

>>18799816
>German
>unpronounceable
just imagine you're really really angry at whatever/whoever it is you're talking about and really accentuate all the guttural sounds and you'll do fine

>>18799825
>Sweater Puppies

Yessss

>>18799730
>Claire
>redhead
>informal

Does she have a boyfriend named Leon?

>>18799825
>sweeter puppies

>>18799764
Crushed to death is instant, drowning is not. Just throwing that out there.

Still, I can see subwitches working. How long they can stay underwater is limited by how long they can keep their shields up. It's shown (in the anime, at least) that air witches can hold their breaths for a long time, so air isn't really an issue for them.

>>18799902
the sub-witches have oxygen tanks for air stuff, so that's not my concern. from what i've heard (and this is all second or third-hand), drowning is actually a relatively peaceful way to go, because your body gets flooded with endorphins. I'll take that any day over being crushed by water pressure. I'm just not sure it's an entirely feasible concept without either magical "batteries" or something of the sort...(then again, there was a scene in the anime where they basically went into space, so maybe i'm overthinking things?)

>>18799927
Deep missions will most definitely be problematic and uncommon for the time being. The subwitches will probably be employed against wet-water and dry "naval" ships fielded by the aliens, and perhaps for a few interesting artillery missions involving a submersible gun platform.

Panzer, where are all these witches coming from? Please tell me they're in the Afrika doujins and not ORIGINAL CHARACTERS DO NOT STEAL.

>>18799960
AFAIK they're genderswaps of actual tank aces.

>>18799960

They're coming from Tank Aces... Real ones

Awesome ones.

>>18799956
well, in that case it shouldn't be a problem so long as theyre acclimated to operating depth in a pressure chamber before being deployed, and decompressed afterwards. wouldn't want little girls getting the bends now, would we.

also, if thats the case, they'd hafta retrofit some subs as "mothership" subs with pressurization chambers and deployment areas/flood-zones wouldnt they?

"What can you tell me about the Quartermaster?"

"Nothing."
"Not much."
Wow, both of the Americans are too busy staring at the plate of sandwiches to even pay you any mind...

"Go ahead, eat them. That's why I brought them..." You trail off, noticing you needn't even finish your sentence. Both witches are digging in with equal ferocity, Claire with numerous small bites and Anderson with huge mouthfuls....

"I hear she's a rather foolish one. She went and ordered some M3s for the battalion when we've got good Panzer Vs and VIs available; I didn't even know we still had M3s. I've got no reason to complain as long as she keeps my ammo in supply, though," the German parawitch says, eying her two witch colleagues. She sighs. "Looks like your sandwiches are a lost cause. I heard the Quartermaster is still waiting out her hangover in her office. If you're looking to make an...inquiry...you should strike now while she is still weak," she says, knowingly.

>>18799988
That's the plan. In my story the USS Tullibee is the first USN ship built with subwitch operations in mind. It's a testbed for a new class of submarine witch carriers, capable of fielding both substrikers and skimmers.

>>18800052
go in there really loud. maybe bring a flashlight. annoy her to no end for bringing an M3 into your sacred motor pool
>>18800065
is the Tullibee based off of the GBT class? also, minor nitpick, but weren't US subs in the WW2 era named after aquatic creatures?

>>18800090
The USS Tullibee in my story is based off of the real USS Tullibee, a Gato-class submarine. It sank in 1944. And yes, they were named after aquatic creatures.

Here's a little taste of the story:

Commander Brindupke lead Kukyendall around the ship, showing off the various minutae that separated the Gato-class submarine from the others. The USS Tullibee was a specially-constructed Gato, with enough modifications that some suggested she be categorized in her own class. Of particular note was a 5 meter extension to her length, housing a pressure compartment. Brindupke guided Kukyendall in for a look.
"And here we have the Ambient Pressurization Chamber. This is where you'll be sleeping before your missions. To help dealing with the large amounts of pressure you'll be experiencing in deeper dives, we have you ladies acclimate overnight." Commander Brindupke walked past the next bulkhead, gesturing to Kukyendall. "Here are the launch tubes. Slot right in there and we can seal the tube behind you, flood it, and send you on your merry way."

>>18800052
Do you mean to tell me that this woman willingly ordered an M3, she requested them. She of her own free will brought that abomination into my motor pool.

This will not stand.

Schmidt, where can I find the highest powered flashlight around, and a full marching band? If there isn't a marching band I'll need at the very least a very loud horn.

Thanks for the information love.

>>18800052
>requested M3s
Why is she still the quartermaster? I think that's grounds for court martial. Something about premeditated murder.

"...You seem to be right about the sandwiches," you note sadly. Your stomach will have to wait for later. "I suppose I'll make that...inquiry...now." Nodding, the German witch turns back to her fellows, smiling to herself. You get up from the table and make for the exit, grabbing a sandwich on your way out. Quickly munching as you walk, you make your way to the quarter masters office. You reach the QM's office, and with a loud thud, the door swings neatly open after you kick it. Once your eyes adjust to the darkness of the room you go to shout at the idiot who ordered M3 tanks for your battalion when you realize that you recognize those mammaries....


Next time on Tank witches quest, ~Don't Tread on me~ sometime next week, maybe monday? I don't fucking know
Yell at me and stuff time is now

>>18800097
>sank in 1944
still on patrol, eh? well, let's hope that USS Tullibee has better luck than a circle-runner in SWQ, ne?

either way, your answers have got me pretty hooked. be looking forward to your contributions...especially because I love the histories of the silent service and the unterseebootswaffe in WW2. speaking of, anyone got any good book recommendations for histories of Japan's sub service in WW2?

>>18800150
>image

PANZER

WHAT ABOMINATION IS THIS? YOU SHALL BURN FOR THIS!

>>18800150
PERRINE, WHEN DID YOU GET FAKE TITTAYS? AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON ASSIGNMENT AS MY QM?

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

>>18800150
IT WAS MAJOR HELEN ROBERTS ALL ALONG~
You know, the only witch using a Grant striker, seems to have a ladyboner for those things~

>still hungover

We go in there bright and cheery, opening blinds and talking loudly about all the work she's going to get done for us.

Starting with why we have that ancient PoS here.

April 21st edition. Still feels weird not numbering it by SWQ. Oh well.

http://www.mediafire.com/?mrc541qftglwudf

Maybe by next time I'll actually have enough time to finish my writefaggotry instead of TWO FUCKING DAYS.

Can someone archive this? I am retarded when it comes to suptg

2 weeks later...

We finally got some fresh meat straight out of OCS, and shiny new gold wings. I haven’t gotten close to any of them except for 2nd Lieutenant Cooper, and that’s only because he got assigned to be my wing man. He can be an annoying little shit, but he doesn’t know better. Hopefully he’ll survive long enough to. Considering what happened in my first engagement though, I doubt it.
“First Lieutenant Smith!”
Speak of the devil. I can almost hear Cooper making a precise salute within those very words that would make even the most hardassed of drill instructors nod in approval. Parris Island obviously still lingers in his mind. “First Lieutenant Mills told me to get you, sir. Major Adams wants us in his office, as soon as possible, sir.”
I look away from the art I’m painting on my Hellcat. Some pilots would let ground crew do this. Not me. I have the literal magic touch when it comes to art. I can’t paint the Mona Lisa yet, but I’m coming damn close. As it is, I’m finishing up the last touches of the King of Spades’ two heads in minute detail. An Ace of spades, an ace of clubs, an eight of spades and an eight of clubs have already been finished. Nothing but the King and a name for my bird is left to paint on. Reluctantly, I step away from my plane, and follow Cooper.

>>18800213
“I thought you weren't an ace, sir,” he says, as we walk towards the building that can only loosely be defined as administrative. Adams isn’t one for paperwork. Or talking to a specific flight. This isn’t a good sign. My paranoia begins to rise.
“I’m not.”
“Then why the cards, sir?”
I sigh. “It’s the dead man’s hand Cooper. Aces and Eights. Don’t you play poker?”
“No sir. Gambling’s a sin, sir.”
“Then let me enlighten you. It’s the hand that Wild Bill Hickok was holding when he got shot. That’s how it got the name.”
“Why are you using it then sir? Seems like bad luck.”
“Back in the states, just before I shipped out, I won a lot of money off that hand. To me it’s very good luck.” And I might need some of that luck before this war is over.
Cooper seems to want to ask another question, but doesn’t as we enter Adams office. Mills and Arbor are already sitting in a pair of chairs. Adams looks like he needs one hell of a drink. Cooper and I take the other two seats.

>>18800227
“Alright. Might as well just get it out of the way,” Adams says, taking a deep breath. “You four got transferred. Orders just came in this morning. I have no clue why, but you are all being sent to St. Agatha’s Island.”
“Is this some sort of joke sir? Nothing there but a Sparkle base,” Mills asks, frowning. He starts to twiddle with his Annapolis class ring.
“This is no joke. Christ, I wish this was just as much as you do Mills,” Adams says. “Supposedly, the transfer is for ‘Added security’ for the witches. Sparkles must be spooked due to that sortie we intercepted. General MacArthur or one of his staff seems to be behind this, from what the Lt. Colonel told me when I asked him the same question.”
Dugout Doug. Figures. Army pukes are trying to cover their asses if shit hits the propeller. Son of a fucking bitch. Brotherhood won’t like two of their own in on a witch base. It risks our discovery. We just don’t have a choice though. I tune the rest of the conversation out. There is just so much shit going down right now, that no one could have seen this coming. England is under siege, the Missouri Hive may get aggressive at any time, Europe is in shambles, and now, the USMC and Navy’s secret society is under risk of exposure. I can see why “May you live in interesting times” is a curse in some places.

You know, all these fics have male fighter pilots being shipped to Witch bases for some reason or another, and I can't help but think that the army is taking advantage of the martian invasion to break the witches out of their traditional isolation.

I see we have some history buffs in here. Say, why did they call planes back then stupid things, like Enola Gay? Were awe inspiring names not invented yet?

>>18800281
Eh? I haven't been reading these after-quest stories. Do they really feature a lot of that?

>>18800285
Because "clever", "funny" or "reminds me of better things" are all better than "awe inspiring"

>>18800285
usually, planes were named after various women in the pilots' lives. i forget the specific circumstances of paul tibbets, but if i remember correctly it was something of the same

>>18800302
It's a common theme to get the story moving.

Just coincidence since it's easy to blame it on brass, but it's funny considering how many times people fall back on it.

>>18800285

Uh.. The Enola Gay was named after a person... The Pilot's mother.

>>18800285
Planes were often named after sweethearts or the pilots mothers and stuff like that. Some did get bad ass titles.

>>18800285
"Hey Jacob, what'd you guys name your plane?"
"Enola Gay, after my mother."
"How about you, John?"
"Thunderhammer."
"...Are you serious?"

>>18800311
Enola Gay Tibbets was his mother.

I just want to say, thanks for sticking with me tonight, and well... Good night

>>18800329
you and PF are like strike witches, but you know...better. keep at it. looking forward to tank witch battles

>>18800281
That's a bad idea. Witches stop being combat capable, if not witches altogether, after having sex. Which is the logical conclusion of throwing dudes into a pack of isolated women.