>>18730958
Aw shit, they've got traps set up, don't they?

Can Kraus get a scan on what abilities their Devices have? I just realized we never asked if Kraus can scan another hostile Device.

>>18730958
"Wouldn't you rather have tea, ladies?"

>Teabeam

>>18730958
Why gladly ladies, allow me to serve you some tea and krumpets while you are here.

Shower them with lasers and tea cups.

>>18730958
Evasive maneuvers!

Also who are the guys in the new class? We need at least one who knows what it's like to be forced to cross dress over and over.

>>18731060
We don't want to go all out on them. Mike needs combat data, not curbstomp data.

>>18730958
>Erica
>That gun

http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/d/db/Heavy_specialweapon06.wav

>>18731060
>>18731069
Teacups are fine, but not the teabeam. Remember how draining that is, and Mike needs combat data from his students. That means we have to play around with them first.

>>18731116
so bob and weave for a while, or go invisible, see what they do, then put two in each of their skulls

>>18730958
Stick them in tea cups, play shake the idol.

>>18731146
did i say skulls? I meant bubbles.

You look up at them, and automatically don't trust those smirks they have on thier faces.
"Sure." You say. "But you have to come down here to play with me."
You are not giving them the advantage of higher ground or whatever traps they may have prepared up on that roof.
"Nishishi. Why don't you come up here Niichan?" Ami asks you.
"Nope." You tell her.
"Okay then!" They jump off the roof, hammers at the ready.

WAT DO?

>>18731146
Pretty much.

See how they respond to teacups, silverware, engage one in melee with forks and knives, engage the other with Molotov paintballs.

We should have put Slider in some paintballs so we could cover areas easily in it; we should do that later.
Use Slider to control the battlefield.
See how they react.

Once we're done playing, put a bullet into each of them.

/a/non brought here by Katawa Yandere here, just finished reading the entire archive for this quest and happy to find a thread just as it started.

Teacup+plate rebounder them.

[spoiler]This is my first post here, please be gentle...[/iknowtherearen'tspoilers]

>>18731199
Bouncy Castle one, knife and saucer for Sword-and-Board against the other.

>>18731199
Going with this:
>>18731201

Also, can Kraus do active scanning, for traps and such that we might not be able to see with the naked eye?

>>18731199
Make a large tray coated with rebounder, bounce them into a nearby wall, while they're getting flung at the wall throw knives at them.

>>18731199
what>>18731201 said.

>>18731199
I think rebounder where they will land is a good idea, maybe use a tiny bit of time stop just to see their expressions

Fine then, tea cups it is. besides. tea laser doesnt drain us as much when we fire in smaller more controlled bursts.

>>18731199
Rebounder plates erry day

>>18731223
Welcome. Have fun. We love you.
(So homo~)

>>18731199
Is it hammertime? I think it's hammer time.
We fight them with dual spoons!
>>18731223
Just be prepared to ride the swag-train as it has no breaks.

>>18731226
This is a good idea. We should split them up; they're gonna try work together, so lets take that teamwork away from them. Bouncy Castle does that perfectly.

>>18731223
I'm sure we can all have fun together.
I hope you enjoy paranoia.

You bring up a shield to block Ami's hammer that's aimed straight down at your face.
"Iyaaaa!" it hits the silver with a light *Bonk*
'Wut?' you think to yourself.

Mami lands behind you and hits you softly with her hammer. *Bonk*
You are sent flying 10 feet away.

'Dafuk?' you quickly get back on your feet and pull out a teacup and a paintball gun.
YOu shoot at Ami to keep her at bay and try to contain Mami in the teacup.

**ROLL 2d100**

rolled 93, 68 = 161

>>18731416
Rollan.

rolled 17, 33 = 50

>>18731416
rolling for master combat butler

rolled 100, 74 = 174

>>18731416
*Bonk*?
Are they going to get training from BLU Scout?

rolled 14, 28 = 42

>>18731416
Yup, definitely terrible twin teamwork. Split'em!

>>18731416
>Cartoon physics hammers
FUCK THIS. REBOUNDER TIME.

two boned rolls and two pretty good rolls. hurm.

rolled 21, 1 = 22

>>18731416

With the blessing of the dice gods!

>>18731469
Mediocrity is really the most you can ask for with /tg/dice.

rolled 54, 87 = 141

>>18731469
We're pretty swingy today.

rolled 52, 17 = 69

>>18731416
Don't care about the shooty, but give me my bouncy castle!

>>18731471

Well fuck you too, gods.

rolled 19 = 19

>>18731416
Well, let's see if I can do any better than I was this morning.

>>18731471
>21, 1
The dice think you are a flaming fag that should go and get raped by Frank and Billy.

rolled 76, 71 = 147

>>18731471
BONK

rolled 39, 67 = 106

>>18731495
Can't even roll two dice right.

rolled 28, 100 = 128

>>18731471
/sigh

PREPARE THE SACRIFICES

rolled 37, 61 = 98

>>18731495
Two dice, Udz.

>>18731506
Hm, nope. Away, foul dice!

>>18731440
>>18731510
Well, we've gotten a 100 for each of them now.

That should be worth something, right?

Oh my god I finally finished HLQ, god damn Max is a badass.

>>18731531
He probably took the first 100
He generally does take the first crit after all

>>18731440
The exploding shots send Ami skittering behind a car, as you advance on her twin.
Mami tries to avoid the oversized teacup but you are just too fast for her.
"Yaa!" She says as she struggles inside the thing "Let me out Niichan!"
"Sorry, But I need to deal with you guys one at a time." you tell her.

"Niichan! Guns are unfair!" Ami protests from behind cover.

WAT DO?

>>18731640
"Your opponents won't always think so!
"But since this is your first combat exercise..."
Coat a tray in Rebounder, engage Ami with knife and tray. Have a Molotov paintball in hand ready to throw at her bubble.

>>18731640
"You think you'll get 'Fair' in the field?"
Continue with the shooty shooty.

>>18731640
"I won't be the only person you fight who uses guns. Let's see how you decide to counter them, shall we? "

>>18731640
"Very well" Lets bust out a sword and shield, and coat them in rebounder.

>>18731640
Keep shooting and keeping our distance. "Then fight dirty."

>>18731685
>>18731699
This. We get paid regardless, but the Bureau needs their data.

>>18731640
That's true, but sadly most people won't play fair

I however will, it's no fun otherwise

Make a show of putting the gun away but spread some slider around and get some rebounder on a tray

Make it look like an accident when we go to drink from our flask for the slider

>>18731640
"Then show me how you deal with it! Be creative!"

Suppression fire. Keep her head down, make sure she has time to think and come up with something interesting.

rolled 7 = 7

>>18731640

"Sorry, but it's best for you two to learn now that your enemies won't always fight fair."

This is actually a hard choice.
Both paths give the Bureau data they need, and both involve having Ami fight against something unexpected (guns vs majaikal potions).

>>18731724

Now that I think about it, what happens if someone ingests slider or rebounder? Would slider literally just go through them and squirt out their ass, and rebounder cause your crap to bounce off the toilet and all over the place?

>>18731640
I suppose I could give you a choice.
Would you rather deal with a ranged opponent, or a super-strength melee one.

If she chooses the second, coat the tray in rebound, and drink some drago.

>thongs tabasco
Bad Captcha, not till they join the harem.

>>18731773
we are...unsure...as to the exact effects of ingesting Rebounder or Slider, and that kicked off a shitstorm the last time it was discussed iirc. I don't remember if LG offered any definitive info on it.

>>18731773
Dont think about it. Until we try it. For science.

"True, But in the field your opponent might not always think so." You tell her as you put away your gun.
"But since this is your first combat experience..." You pull out a tray that you quickly coat in rebounder and a sword.
"Thanks Niichan." Ami jumps out from behind the car and comes running at you.
She taps your shield with her hammer, the soft *bonk* followed by her arm bouncing backwards with enough force to off-balance her.
She quickly recovers and goes for you again.

[ ]parry
[ ]block
[ ]counter

We could coat one of the girls in slider and then rebounder-teacup them.

They'd spend the entire time bouncing off the walls, unable to stop.

And when we let them go they just bend over and puke up everything.

>>18731640
>Picture

Is... is she blowing up a condom like a balloon? Or is that just really unfortunately-shaped bubblegum?

>>18731853
I have got no clue what those hammers actually do, but she wouldn't be hitting us with them if there wasn't a reason. Don't let her touch us, counter attack.

>>18731853
Counter, bounce her hammer off our shield while hitting her with a knife.

>>18731853
[x]counter

>>18731853
Hmm... let us counter. I'm assuming that the hammerhead is the powerful part.
>>18731860
Either way it's one of my various new fetishes.

>>18731853

[x] Counter

Don't wanna start using the same trick twice

>>18731860
Chewing a condom like bubblegum

>>18731853
Counter, we need to test their combat abilities after all and defense is just as important as offense

>>18731773
LG gave no clear answer but most figured it was like the portal 2 things.

Rebounder makes things bounce around inside you slider makes them go right through you with n digestion

just had a thought:
Slider+rectangular tray=un-steerable hoverboard.

>>18731853
[x]counter

We should have a small bag of Molotov paintballs so that we can discretely drop them without firing them from a paintball gun.

>>18731853

[ ] Counter

>>18731923
If they are like the Portal2 paints, we need to get the 3rd one that acts as a teleporter beacon.

>>18731925

But we have saucers.

>>18731980
oh yeah.
man my brain is really screwed on backwards today. I'll keep quiet from now on.

>>18731973
There was no teleporter beacon paint

That was just white paint that allowed a portal to be opened on a surface

Okay guys
Guys
Get this
You listening?
Guys
What if
We coated paintballs in rebounder, trapped someone in a teacup (not rebounded cup), and shot the inside full with the paintballs?

>>18732018
It's still a good idea for trolling

>>18732035
like so?

>>18732034
I like where this is going.

>counter
You lash out with your sword as you avoid her hammer.
She manages to duck the strike and winds up for another hit.
You block it again, but this time her hammer doesnt even move after hitting the tray. It was a feint.
Her foot comes up in an arc towards your side.
You jump back to avoid it.
She throws her hammer in your direction, leaving her unarmed.

WAT DO?

Say, why are idols being trained in combat? Is our faction so desperate for soldiers?

>>18732077
time to bust out the urumi.

rolled 36, 26 = 62

>>18732078
These are just warmup exercises that full agents do before they get out of bed. You should see them when they actually give have a damn.

>>18732078
Majaikal potential. Anyone can become a member of the IDPKB as long as you have enough strength. These girls fit the bill.

>>18732077
Use our Tray to Rebound it back.

>>18732077
Evade and finish her off. Teach her to never, EVER leave herself unarmed.

Now she's unarmed, let's put away the shield and go dual-knives.

She'll be on the defensive and we'll have two methods of attack. And if she has unarmed combat training, it'll be useless to block bladed weapons with her arms.

>>18732077
BE READY TO NOT GET CLOCKED IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WHEN IT TURNS OUT THE HAMMER COMES BACK TO HER!

>>18732077
Cup that hammer! ASAP

postan this for conveniences sake

Just offhand, what makes you guys think she's truly unarmed? If it goes by cartoon physics, she may be able to pull out new hammers whenever she wants.

I think she's trying to lure us into a trap, and we have a minor issue.
If we get taken out, wouldn't our familiars have mana issues?

>>18732078

From what I gathered from the Inter-Dimensional Peacekeeping Bureau faction page of the Editors setting, they're less heavily militarized than all the other meta-aware factions out there. They appear to police their own sectors that they draw personnel from, and choose to use elite strike teams of agents to deal with stuff covertly and/or quietly. Thus, they have to recruit local characters and train them so their agents can blend seamlessly in with each setting. Since they're on relatively good terms with most of the other meta-aware factions (i.e. the Time/Space Administration Bureau and the Transspace Guard) or far away from the really violent ones (such as that one Hyper-Athens faction), they don't really appear to maintain a central military.

Although I'm guessing that the Peacekeeping Bureau has its own ways of dealing with armies when shit hits the fan.

>>18732052
hell that could make a non-lethal trap of sorts, hide trays coated in slider and apply academical adhesive to top. It would keep them from standing back up. Atleast until they can counteract the adhesive.

>>18732169
I'd dare say for this match they are feeding off the gym

On that note we need a side story part for their battles

>>18732078
Our faction is minuscule compared to the others out there

We also have a very resilient part of the meta so we deal with big threats and need people to deal with it

Basically anyone over a certain power level or who shows majaikal engineering aptitude can be scouted if a field agent or recruiter finds them

>>18732077
Teacup that hammer and don't let down our guard.
She can't be unarmed, and...shit, is her twin still under our teacup, or did she get out?

>>18732169
>what makes you guys think she's truly unarmed?
She obviously isn't.

>>18732077
Time Stop, Grab Hammer, Bap her on the head with it.

You dodge the hammer and pull out another knife.
"Never ever throw your weapon to leave yourself unarmed." You tell her as you go on the offensive.
She dodges your attacks [you aren't exactly going full strength] and says
"Nishishi, I wasnt aiming for you Niichan."
"Doryaaaa!" Mami jumps at you from behind with two hammers.
You realize just then that she used that throw to get the teacup off her twin.
You block Mami's hammers with your swords and Ami's kick with your leg.

WAT DO?

>>18732078
so they can defend themselves, if needed, on the field.

>>18732282
I wouldn't be surprised if part Of their powers included teleporting to each other pr switching places

I think the idols devices human forms should be puchimasu, we have enough good looking devices so lets get more cute ones

>>18732301

B-b-back the fuck up, and throw shittons of knives at 'em.

>>18732301
Prime time to down alittle Drago and take them both on at the same time.

We go for the kill if possible.

>>18732301
"Excellent teamwork and use of misdirection. But you shouldn't have said anything till I was out."

Now hit Ami's bubble with one of our knives while throwing the other one at Mami's in order to get out of this position, and start throwing forks at them to get them on the defensive.

>>18732301
Smart girls

Jump back out of the way and drop some slider
Maybe bouncy castle them

Also
>paid 100 guptas for today
>assistant trainer wages
>assistant trainers get 700 guptas a week
I know the pay is good but damn, Mike must be getting shitloads since his a full time trainer

>>18732374
I wonder how much actual Agents make, I mean DAMN. We could probably pay off our parent's debt with a single paycheck.

>>18732301
If we stay in the middle without successfully redirecting their attacks, whether Rebounding one of their attacks into the other (say the one who didn't get to watch us use Rebounder and may not have been mind-told about it yet), simple feinting, or slipping them up with Slider, then we need to get out of there. And preferably step up the overwhelm/surprise bit, as they are thinking on their feet already.
Time stop, not to pop their balloons, but simply to put them in each others ways, would be potentially nice.

>>18732406

They can probably only afford all this pay because Yuki's master/godentitything just materializes all that cash

>>18732416
Their twins , they basically had telepathy to begin with so they would be mind speaking constantly

>>18732301
Time Stop, take both hammers, both on both head/ bubbles.

>>18732406
Funny you mention that last. Who was the house title made out to again~

>>18732445
You shut the fuck up. They lost the right to be considered family when they abandoned us to the Yakuza.

>>18732445
WE WILL SHOOT THEM IF THEY TRY TO TAKE OUR PERFECT NEW LIFE AWAY. PATRICIDE AND MATRICIDE ALL THE WAY FOREVER.

>>18732427
Or they make a shitton by dealing with both sides of the meta cold war

>>18732301
Take them out with bullets, move on.
We got a ton of newbies to take care of.
Kris tested, them moved on, we should too.

>>18732461
Oh, I know that. Everyone here knows that. But the argument can still be made, regardless. And likely to win or not, it can still be a potential thorn in our side to resolve. Though the type of situation that would leave them available to do something would at least be a bit odd to have happen.

>>18732478
I don't think we'd be alone in that. Remember how we were worried Nanoha would Exterminatus our dimension?

>>18732480
The IDPKB is the India of the USA/TG and USSR/TSAB equation.
Makes sense, too.
India bought a lot of Russian military hardware, but has strong economic and cultural ties to the USA.

>>18732503
Because she most likely would given the chance

>>18732503
That was because of Bike-kun, she can do as she wishes now.

Well we may evac the Hina household, and her friends, but everything else can go. Oh and Nagi's circle.

Sad there are so few worth saving.

>>18732541
And I think our parents/the yakuza would get the same treatment if they tried to take us/our house away from her.

>>18732565
And the fact that our dimension is a no-magic dimension, so she would get drained and mind-wiped for using magic there.

You extract yourself from being sandwiched by them.
"Great use of misdirection and teamwork." You tell them, "But you shoudnt have told me about it before you could take me out."
"Nishihi.. Where would the fun in that be Niichan?" Mami says as she hands Ami her hammer.

"Well then, Come at me girls." you goad them forwards.
"Noooope." They stick their toungues out at you and run away.
"We'll deal with you later Niichan!"

WAT DO?
[ ]pursue Lu bu
[ ]do not pursue Lu Bu

>>18732301
Engage the Gun-Kata.

>>18732478
Nah, they're "already dead"

Our parents, some how, show up
"My... parents?" Blink, blink. "My parents are dead. They must be. I can't think of any other reason they'd disappear, leaving me with millions of debt to a variety of crime bosses."
And then they were Nanoha'd.

>>18732609
>[ ]do not pursue Lu Bu

>>18732609
[x]do not pursue Lu Bu
There are other newbies we need to torment, and I'm absolutely positive that Erica would love to tag-team the twins with Hina.

>>18732609
Fire some pot shots at them as they go. Make the bullets fill the air.

>>18732609
Let them go.
I believe we should look for Froggy. She's no doubt alone, so let's strike hard, and force her to work with someone else.

>>18732609
Time Stop, fill the air with hundreds of knives. Unstop time. Let them get hit with knives. Stop time. Drop steamroller on them

WRYYYYYYY!

>>18732609
[ x]do not pursue Lu Bu

Let's see if we can find Perrine in this mess, both to see if she's holding up and if she's working with anyone.

>>18732637
>>18732700
Too much interference from our part will backfire horrendously.

Don't specifically look for Perrine.
Check in with our familiars and see how they are doing. Also check up on Hina and Erica. Go and support them as needed.

>>18732609
[X] do not pursue Lu Bu
Lets still fire a few shots at them, try and teach not to turn your back on an opponent.

>>18732738
>try and teach not to turn your back on an opponent.
Like an artillery barrage of Molotov paintballs?

>>18732747
Exactly.

>>18732747
That works.
>>18732637
>>18732700
>>18732731
Sure if we don't let her see us.

>>18732747
Or just normal bullets.

>>18732771

Yeah I'd prefer normal bullets from the bottomless magazines as well.

>>18732609
[ ]do not pursue Lu Bu
Do however leave them with a few bullets headed towards their bubbles. Assuming they continue to show ability, it should just be a reminder as they'll get out of the way, but still.
Do not assume this means we won't see them again, and soon. Chances are moderate this could be a trick after all, so don't stick around ourselves.

>>18732609
Send them a few parting shots as a "don't turn your back" lesson but let them go

I like them, partners in trolling for us?

[ ]do not pursue Lu Bu

But do not stand in the area, move to higher ground or someplace else. I have a feeling the twins left for a reason.

Shoot a couple of shots at them. We need to teach them that under no circumstance do you turn your back on your enemy so that you cannot see them. That shit will get you killed

[x] CRAZY IVAN

Yell something like "For the motherland!" and clothesline them both, then run off to higher ground.

>>18732983
That makes no sense and is a stupid suggestion.

You let them to thier own devices, and find another target.
As you walk down a sidestreet, Mike contacts you.
'Okay kid, have Ted let himself get taken out. Let the kids catch up in the game.'
'Okay Mike.' you then switch to Ted.
'Ted buddy, How are you holding up?'
'Just dandy.' He informs you. 'I have three trainees attacking me right now, but I'm holding them off quite well.'
'Well, Mike said to let yourself get taken out, give them a show as you go okay?'
'Roger that chap.'

You jump up a building for a better vantage point.
In the distance, you see Erica now chasing down Miyafuji.
She launches some missiles and these dance around in the sky on their way to their target.
*BOOM~!*
The smoke clears to show Miyafuji behind a large magic shield.

Someone lands loudly behind you.
You turn around to find...

**ROLLEM**

rolled 92 = 92

>>18733069

rolled 100 = 100

>>18733069
That crossdressing guy from Zombie Desuka

rolled 100 = 100

>>18733069
Perrine, challenging us to a duel.

>>18733088
>>18733095
WHAT THE FUCK, /tg/ DICE?

>>18733088
>>18733095
>>18733086
...

>>18733095
>>18733088
WTF?

rolled 9 = 9

>>18733088
>>18733086
>>18733095

I DONT EVEN

>>18733088
>>18733095
Well, looks like it's the crossdressing guy from Zombie Desuka and Perrine.

rolled 10 = 10

>>18733069

>>18733086
>>18733088
>>18733095
Well then... this should be interesting

>>18733095
>>18733088
Well, shit. Let's just do both, somehow.

rolled 11 = 11

It's Yuki.

>>18733086
>>18733088
>>18733095
You couldn't have saved these for a better time?
Like, say, trying to defuse a situation with the girls and Perrine? Or fighting Negayate?

>>18733088
>>18733095
Oh god yes.

rolled 17 = 17

>>18733117
>>18733126
They teamed up because Perrine now likes guys crossdressing.

rolled 97 = 97

>>18733069
Resha and Eris.

>>18733088
>>18733095
/tg/ dice, I love you.

>>18733151

>mfw it even makes sense
>mfw I don't have a face to properly describe what the fuck is going on

>>18733152

rolled 18 = 18

>>18733069

Ali Al-Saachez

>>18733095
>>18733088
>JESUS H CHRIST.

You find a girl in pink with a chainsaw behind you.
Oh wait... that's no girl.
You give him an incredilous look that he notices instantly.
"SHUT-UP! IT'S NOT LIKE I LIKE TO CROSSDRESS!"
He attacks.

Unknown to you, Perrine watches from behind a billboard a few buildings away.

Man, Perrine should really be taking precautions here.

Maybe she's challenging us because she knows we'd go easy on her?

>>18733237
Oh fuck guys what happens if he decides to charge to 2000%?

Take pictures of him with Kraus, demoralize him!

>>18733237
Shit. She's drawing a bead on us and we don't even know it. The only question is, can she bear to pull the trigger on her babydaddy?

rolled 82 = 82

>>18733237

>Bunny Mode.
WELL, I DO! EN GARDE!

>>18733237
"I know your pain, brother!" Bunnymode + dual blades.

>>18733237
Jump back, put Rebounder on a tray and knife, and sword-n-board him.

We'll use Bunny Mode and knives if he survives.

>>18733237
Bunny mode this shit.

"Aha! Finally, I'm not the only one! I understand your pain, brother!"

>>18733263
>>18733266
Sympathy For The Win!

>>18733266
Seconded. This will be a beautiful friendship.

Well as far as I know Chainsaw's are pretty unweildy and aren't really the most optimal weapons.

I say let him charge us and then like a matador dodge to the side using our knives superior range to hit him as he passes.

The chainsaw flashes in the light as he revs it and aims for your torso.

"Wait! Let's talk!" You try and say
"Nooo! I'm not a perveeeert!" he wildly slashes at you.
"I KNOW! Just look!" You jump back and activate bunnymode
"I too, know your pain!" You tell him as you stand there in all your fluffy glory
"S-s-seeempaiiiiii!" Tears fall from his eyes as he rushes towards you

WAT DO?

>>18733329
Pop his balloon with a thrown knife.

rolled 77 = 77

>>18733329
Brotherly hug

>>18733329
Give him a hug, pop his bubble, have a chat with him afterwards. I think we're about to become a mentor.

>>18733329
Hug him and tell him it will all be ok, he must learn the path of the swag and nothing shall affect him again

>>18733329

Fucking shit, that was all so in character and easy to visualize, I laughed so hard that I choked on my spit.

Also, hug him (keep our guard up, though).

>>18733355
>I think we're about to become a mentor
And then we can pass the idols off on him, once he starts building up some swag!

>>18733355
Yes, this.

>>18733329
Give him an understanding hug, then pop his balloon. Keep our guard up and be prepared to teacup our own balloon.

>>18733370
Hell no, twins are ours
Twins for the twin throne!

>>18733329
I want to hug him. Have Cassiopeia at the ready for timestop if he tries anything.

>>18733343
Seconded.

"Don't let your personal feelings compromise you, though. Remember that."

>>18733266
This

>>18733329
I just /know/ someone is going to get a compromising photo of us out of this.

>>18733329
>>18733357

Amateur Drawfag, you now know your next assignment.

>>18733428
Erica
She will show it to Ursula and they will both get deadly nose bleeds

>>18733428
Ursula. She'll be watching somehow, and LOVING it.

>>18733370
Hell yes it's the perfect way to deal with them.

>>18733357
this, completely and utterly this.
we have found a brother in arms, we shall raise him as our own and teach him in the way of the swag, as any proper person should.

>>18733428
Well, Perrine IS observing us...
Whoever would simply need to get the picture from her/her device. Or from whoever is watching the Gym. Like, oh, Yuki.

>>18733329

So this is what it feels like.... when doves cry.

>>18733464
>>18733473
You guys are letting your emotions cloud your judgement. We need to stay alert and remember that we're in combat.

>>18733489
See, that's why we hug him, and immediately pop his balloon.
A la >>18733355

You wrap an understanding arm around his shoulder.
"Listen. Let not the clothes you wear affect your swag. You are not a pervert if you chose not to be one."
"I-I'm Ayumu. Aikaya Ayumu. Can I call you aniki?"
His eyes shine with hope as he says this.
"Of course Ayumu. I'm Hayate. Ayasaki Hayate."
You tell him. "You can come talk to me whenever you need to. I feel like I have a lot I can teach you."
"Anikiiiii~"
"And your first lesson is... Never leave yourself unguarded."
You pop his balloon with a knife.
At that same moment Perineum flies towards you.

Just like when Erica made out with us and stabbed us when we were kissing Hina.

We were taught by the best.

>>18733531
GOTTA GO FAST.

>>18733531
We're still in Bunny Mode.

Dodged out of the way of Perrine's attack, open up some distance while throwing forks and knives at her bubble.

Unlike the others, she's a combat veteran of WW2. Don't underestimate her.

>>18733531
> Perineum
Elemental Perrine?

Well, we're still in Bunnymode, so DODGE!

>>18733531
>Perineum
What the fuck is that shit? Perrine's tsundere made physical and used for bullets? Are the bullets going to miss on purpose because they're tsundere as well?

>>18733531
My friends band was named perineum. Nobody knew what it ment till we told them. Best concert ever.

Tuck and roll.

>Tempted to takeout Miyafuji and let Froggy get us after a fight.

>>18733559
>>18733563
Autocorrect
It is also part of the human anatomy

rolled 67 = 67

>>18733531
"Too slow, Hound."

Sidestep and get on guard.


...what? Her nickname is the "Hound of Gaul." We're in combat. Might as well address her by titles she earned in the skies of war.

>>18733571
Erica is already fighting Miyafuji, and letting Perrine take us out is weak and foolish. Not to mention that means that she'll have to fight either Hina, who she has a neutral relationship with, or Erica. And neither of those will be pretty.

>>18733531
>>18733550
Well, since we ARE already in Bunnymode... shouldn't exactly have too much issue getting out of the way of a simple charge. Now, a bolt of electricity on the other hand...
Well, we haven't used our smokescreen in quite a while, and using that to gain a hiding spot is a good idea against a mobile foe who's already had time to decide what to do.
And a cheerful wave and a "Hello Miss Perrine" right before may well distract her.

>>18733577
Yup.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perineum

rolled 72 = 72

Rolling to punch Perrine in the stomache.

>>18733586
This guy has a point.

No playing easy just because harem management is involved.

>>18733586
>Erica fighting Perrine with live ammo

Oh, that's just we need. Erica having flashbacks to the fucking Battle of France.

>>18733586
This is true, I failed to take this into account. Welp! This'll be fun then.

>>18733611
Exactly.
So no going easy on Perrine, or any of the newbies.
That does them a disservice, and in the case of Perrine, sets her up for a really horrible time.

"What's with that outfit?" She asks you as she lands on the roof.
"A highspeed mode I have." You tell her flatly.
"I-it's cute." He strikers dematerialize leaving her standing there.
"A-anyway. I came to challenge you to a duel!"
She draws her sword.
"Do you accept?"

[ ]yes
[ ]no
[ ]want to make a bet?

>fukking captcha 20+ tries already

>>18733689
[ ]yes
[ ]no
[x]want to make a bet?

>>18733689
Smile, do a cute little hip flip, and say, "I'm glad you like it. How about we make this more interesting?"

>>18733689
[x]yes

>>18733689
Bet bet bet
thiscanonlyendwell.jpg

rolled 82 = 82

>>18733689
[x]bet

Whoever loses has to go up to Mike when he's alone, and eat gummyBEARS right there.

>>18733689
...whatever else we pick, we should be aware of Desu as well.

>>18733728
>>18733732
So you two are basically trying to get us to use up another reload, or give us bad consequences down the line.

>>18733689
>[X]want to make a bet?
Let's make things interesting.

Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet.

We must bet.

>>18733689
[x]Do you want to make a bet?

>>18733689
[x]Yes

As soon as she lets her guard down to jump down, paintball her balloon. And then chastise her for being so naive to think herself a veteran and trust an enemy at his word.

>>18733772
Oh my god were turing into our parents....

>>18733787
So, we might have a little gambling problem. When all that happens to us, is that we gamble our nights away to lovely ladies, I don't see a gambling problem.

>>18733762
It actually could be very well used to help her integrate with the class better, depending on punishment (and of course on her losing unless we word it just right).
Though I suspect she'll need some guidance before she tries to throw a class party without it FUBAR'ing.

>>18733689
"Sure, but if you lose, you have to go out on a date with me"

>>18733787
That's a good observation about the players.
More concerned about immediate gratification and gambling on outside chances.
Yeah, I can see that.

>>18733689
YES

She will only accept a mate who can defeat her in honorable battle.

>>18733800
When we start gambling away our nights to ladies who aren't in the family it does.

>>18733804
So you're going to ignore what Trude told us about Perrine and try to meddle in her relationships with other people.

>>18733813
Erica will castrate us, and the other girls will help.
That's breaking our own rules.

"I'm glad you like it." You tell her with a little pose and wink. "Now why don't we make this a little more interesting?"
"What do you have in mind?"
"A little bet." You deactivate bunny mode.
"And that is?" She asks.
"The loser does anything the winner wants."
"A-anything..?" She blushes deeply.
"Anything." You smile.
"F-fine. I accept your terms. Now draw your sword!"
You fumble with your belt to get the buckle off.
"W-what are you doing?!" She says as she covers her eyes.
"I'm taking my sword out like you told me to."
"W-why are you t-taking your pants off?!"
"Oh, I'm not." You tell her as you activate your beltsword in its hard form. "I just need this."
"Now if you will... Engarde!" You says as you take up a fencing stance.

The bet will just be another cross-dressing. Everyone expects it from us now anyways, and we can use it to teach our new disciple.

Perrine dressed in a suit will be amazing.

>>18733813
We dont need to push her, she's already on the slope.
The black hole that is our swag will do the rest.

>>18733873
>Anything
Well this has the potential to fuck us right in the ass, with no lube.

>>18733901
>with no lube
I was nodding eagerly until that part.

>>18733877
>We dont need to push her, she's already carrying our child.
FTFY

>>18733787
But we will pay our debt ourselves. Not shove it off on some one else.

>>18733901
Or we can decide to do that to her
But with lube, it isn't gentlemanly to wreck the lady after all

Also it gets us a way to try and make her open up more

>>18733873
and i`m guessing if we lose, we may need to give up our family and marry perrine, then promptly proceed to get killed MANY times over by the girls.
fucking hell.
fucking hell we better win this.

>>18733944
We COULD sell them to the yakuza for half of what they were paid apiece.
I mean we shouldn't and that totally out of character but you know.

What do we want if we win?

I second the crossdressing. It's a harmless enough thing and women in suits are always god-tier.

If we lose... well, LG will probably do PLOT ADVANCEMENT.

>>18733950
This is not about what we will do to her, this is about badly-thought out actions resulting in consequences that we are ill-equipped or capable of dealing with.

If we have to go out on a date with her, how are we going to explain that to the girls?

And if we win, what exactly are we going to do that will actually work, knowing Perrine's personality?

>>18733973
Sell what to the Yakuza?

And honestly, we're making loads of cash, we could possibly pay off the debt ourselves in the future.

Or just avoid our home universe entirely because it is a shithole that wants us hurting.

>>18733984
if we win, we make her spill the damn beans.
ie
DID WE OR DID WE NOT HIT THAT IN THE FUTURE?

You let her make the first move.
She lunges at you, her blade shining in the sunlight.
you parry it and return the attack.
She sidesteps it easily.
"I've been thinking." She says as you continue to fight.
"About what?" You ask her as you block another thrust
"About you. About how I feel about you."
She dodges your blow.
"Yes... And?" You ask as you continue to attack.

**ROLLEM**

>>18733973
Not really

We hate them more than anything and would gladly kill them ourselves


This is just closer to Negayate territory

>>18733984
no, ifwe lose it is bad end because of girl castration.

rolled 90 = 90

>>18734013
we are never going to get her to come clean, are we.

rolled 30 = 30

>>18734013
Let's see how badly we get fucked in the ass.

>>18734027
>90

WITH THAT ROLL WE ARE.

NOBODY ELSE ROLL.

rolled 14 = 14

>>18734013
I... I can't not roll.

rolled 79 = 79

>>18734013
"Oh, out with it woman."

>>18733987
"We made a bet to try and get her to open up a little, and we lost."
For if we win? Make her wear a RED outfit for a week.

>>18733997
Sell our asshole parents, but we wouldn't do that.

>>18734027
CEASE AND DESIST.

rolled 34 = 34

>>18734013

>>18734043
Aand I'm done again. Fuck's sake.

rolled 92 = 92

>>18734013
And what have you decided?

>>18734027
FINALLY

>>18734027
"I still dont get it. And it frustrates me to no end." She says as your swords dance in the light
"I like you. I'm crazy about you. Since you saved me back in our Dimension, since that night, I couldn't stop thinking about you."
She tries to stab your orb but you manage to avoid it.
"It's all too confusing. It's all too weird. But I still cant get enough of you!"

ANYTHING TO SAY?

>>18734111
"If that's how you really feel, you don't have to hold yourself back. I'd be glad to give more of myself."

>>18734111
"Make peace with the girls, and I'm all yours"

>>18734111
"I seem to have that effect on people. But, you should take things at your own pace. Sometimes weird is just a matter of getting used to something.
"Like Korean-Mexican Fusion cuisine."

rolled 7 = 7

>>18734111
"And yet, you still don't trust me enough to tell me whatever it is you've been hiding from me since you got here."

>>18734111
Well, you're not going to work anything out by moping around me and trying to repress your feelings. Liking people happens and you shouldn't be ashamed of it.

If you want I'll do what I can try to help make peace between you and the girls and you can have as much of me as you can handle.

>>18734111
″ok, since what night? what did future me do?~
and time for hayate to shit blocks and face reality.

>>18734111
So if anymore details about "that night" emerged, I missed the thread they were in. What do we know so far?

>>18734155
We don't know she's hiding something.
We do know about time hijinks though

>>18734111
Horrible suggestion: "Well, I hate to say it, but you're not the only one."

More serious suggestion: With a jovial tone, "But Miss Clostermann, we hardly know each other. Not that I wouldn't mind getting to know you better."

>>18734174
We know we did "Something" to her that night, but she wouldn't tell us because we were wearing the Temporal bowler.

Hayate thinks it was possibly just a kiss, but doesn't really know.

>>18734111
HERE WE GO

"Perrine, if your feelings are that strong, then what need is there for confusion? Holding back isn't fun for anyone. Take a leap and act on them, however you see fit."

>>18734149
Seconded.

>>18734149
I now have a strange urge to get some korean bbq tacos from this place near my apartment. I don't think it's open right now.

Why do you torture me so, /tg/?

>>18734174
Hayate knows nothing. We, know that some version of Hayate traveled back in time and presumably knocked her up, while we were busy with the twins.

>>18734174
IC We know that she saw us in the time travel hat.

OOC We 'know' a whole bunch of worrisome shit.

>>18734111
Well then, let's sit down and talk about it. We can work things out with us and between you and Erica

>>18734155
We know that she met a future version of us.
Getting her to talk about what happened would be breaking our own rules on time travel, not to mention the ones that the Doctor laid out for us.

It's like you're intentionally trying to prove to the Doctor that we're too irresponsible for the Cassiopeia.

>>18734111
"...That night?"

>>18734184
I'm going with this.

>>18734184
>>18734158
either or

>>18734297
I'd say >>18734158 is better.

>>18734314
In that case >>18734158 it is then.

"Perrine, if your feelings are that strong, then what need is there for confusion?" You tell her as you continue exchanging blows."Holding back isn't fun for anyone. Take a leap and act on them, however you see fit."
She stops for a moment.
"I see.." She says as sparks begin to gather around her "Then, I won't hold back anymore."
Her blade surging with electricity, she strikes.

WAT DO?

>>18734377
Gun Kata time.

>>18734377
Time stop. Walk behind her, and put our sword right next to her balloon.

Resume time, and say "Neither will I."

*pop*

>>18734377
Step forward into the lunge and off to her back, to her perspective we'll have disappeared.

>>18734377
dodge and disarm.

>>18734394
>>18734399
We're still dueling her.
Materialize a knife in front her attack sticking out of the ground to cancel out the electricity by grounding her.

>>18734421
Do this thing that he said.

>>18734377
Dodge if were still doing the honorable duel thing.

But I saw the whole putting magic lighting in her sword gives us an out to get more creative.

Jam one of our swords in the ground in the path of her attack, then let go if it so it will ground the electricity.

>>18734399
this is really damn classy.
do it.

>>18734421
This. Or this with a fork.

>>18734399
This sounds pretty good.

>>18734377
Could we maybe manage a surprise teleport? If she were to extend her arm at all, it seems like we could slip in VERY close, avoiding her blade entirely

She might not be prepared to in-fight, which gives us just enough time to win.

>>18734377
Materialize knives in the ground to draw the lightning away. Parry and riposte her lunge, and pop her balloon.

Aside from grounding it, other things to consider would simply be splashing her with Tea. Not the full on Laser, but still.

>>18734377
Timestop, walk behind her, give her a quick spank with our sword. "Should I go all out as well, my lady?"

>>18734461
>deliberately making a girl's clothes messy
You, sir, are no butler.
No butler at all.

>>18734448
>>18734436
Too creative.

Either time shenanigans or teleport shenanigans gets shit done in a way that we're pretty sure will work.

>>18734479
Because we don't want to press an IWIN button. We're still going easy on them because they aren't as far along in classes as we are.

Using a way to cancel out her specific electrical attack may show us something else she is capable of, while "Time-Stop and pop" doesn't show squat.

>>18734479
>Perrine says she's going to actually show us what she can do
>Plan to IMMEDIATELY take her out of the game

Yeah, nah, seems a bit rude to me.

Also counter-productive given the actually reason we're fighting.

You throw and enlarge a couple of knives quickly around you. These draw the electricity from her attack, leaving her blade naked.
"Then, neither will I." You parry her attack and get in close, slipping under her sword.
As you stand there, mere inches from her, your sword at her orb, her look of surprise turns into one of determination.
"No more holding back." She says again before she grabs and kisses you.

>>18734377
>Her index finger in that picture
Good god what

Do what >>18734399
said

>>18734526
We're used to in combat seductions being used as an offensive weapon, hell we've done it ourself. Timestop and pop her balloon.

ho ho ho everyone, im back, catching up.
Btw two 100's for 1 roll! wtf.

>>18734526
She's gonna fry us now...

>>18734526
Pop her balloon! POP HER BALLOON!

>>18734535
>index finger
s'called perspective, bro.

>>18734526
ITS A TARP

KEEP IN MIND WHAT ERICA WILL DO IF SHE FIGHTS PERRINE

WE MUST BLOCK HER STRIKE IF ONLY TO PREVENT THAT HORRIFIC FATE

>>18734526
>inb4 she pops our balloon

>>18734526
>>18734545
This is correct. Return kiss and pop balloon. Preferably before she shocks us both or pops our balloon, and I'm assuming she's certainly willing to try either.

>>18734526
Time stop, pop her balloon. We know not to trust any woman who kisses us in a combat exercise. NEVER TRUST THE KISS.

>>18734526
GODDAMMIT TIMESTOP AND POP HER BALLOON!

>>18734526
Kiss her back, harder, then pop her balloon.

>>18734526
Return kiss startledly, penetrate balloon.

>>18734605
>>18734593
>>18734590
>>18734589
>>18734552
>>18734545
>pop her "balloon"

But didn't future-Hayate already do that back in the SWQ visit?

>>18734526
Pop it fast, we know how these girls work.

>>18734631
Her "balloon," yes, but not her assessment balloon.

Her sword falls onto the concrete roof you are standing on as she pulls you closer.
Her lips meeting yours in an amazing embrace.
Your initial surprise turns into pleasure as you also put your arms around her.

Moments that seem like forever pass, the two of you are still intertwined.
You hear a voice in your head.
'Kid. you sure you should be doing that now?'
'Shutup, voice in my head! Go climb the crows nest or something.' you think
'Kid. It's Mike. Im saying you should pull away before Erica finds you.'
You quickly disentangle yourself from Perrine.
She looks like she wants more.
"I'm sorry Perrine but this isnt the time, nor the place. Let's finish this fight and I'll see you outside."
"Okay then." She picks her sword back up.

**Roll for Perrinne fighting**

>>18734631

rolled 74 = 74

>>18734678
En Garde!

rolled 95 = 95

>>18734678
Thank god for Mike.
Our situational awareness is shit.

rolled 99 = 99

>>18734678
Mike: He has our back.

rolled 50 = 50

>>18734678
"Enough."

Lightning strike and pop her balloon before she can pick her sword up again.

>>18734690
>>18734691
Guys, no more rolling, we got this in the bag.

>>18734678

Well...
>>18734690
>>18734691
No way in hell am I rolling now.

>>18734690
>>18734691
Dice Gods appreciate rightful thanks.

Well, this is going well.

>>18734679
Emperor Teddy Rosevelt?

rolled 94 = 94

>>18734678
Pop her and move on.

>>18734678
Sorry Mike, I have what seems to be a bunch of voices pretending to be a Pirate Crew in my head telling me to do things. Thought you were one of them for a moment. Thanks for the advice.

>>18734631
trolololololololol
yes but we mean the combat ballon idiot.

rolled 89 = 89

>>18734678
Let's try and stay tricky, letting the sword to flexable from time to time to try and throw her off, and use the occasional thrown dagger to press advances.

rolled 19 = 19

>>18734678
If 69, we fall on top of each other and MISUNDERSTANDINGS.

>>18734725
>>18734712
>>18734691
>>18734690

THESE NIGGAS

>>18734737
You are a fuck-up, a failure, and you should obviously never roll again.

>>18734717

that'sthejoke.jpg

Come on, people. Refresh the page before you roll.

We rolled a 95 and a 99 in the first 60 seconds. We shouldn't still be getting 19's trickling in.

>>18734797
No worries, man. Folk are gonna roll, don't let it get to you when it's not low enough to actually matter.

>>18734725
>letting our sword go soft
that seems highly insulting...

>>18734818
It's okay, we can get it hard again with a thought.

>>18734837
Giggity.

>>18734691
>>18734690
You press forwards, your sword slicing through the air.
She again generates electricity and charges her sword. Sparks fly as your blade meets hers.
She thrusts, parries and lunges with a grace you have not seen before.
You, in return, keep up with her. all that training with a sentient gorrilla giving you the edge you need.

As you slowly push her back towards the edge of the roof, Vines come up out of the ground and hold you in place.
"I said not to interfere Sui!" Perrinne says out loud.
From the glass of a window above you, a familiar doll in green flies out.
"But he was gonna beat you desu~!"
"I can take him on my own, thank you very much." She says acridly
"O-okay desu!" The thorns disappear and Suisuisuisui flies back into the mirror.

You engage her again, still pushing her back towards the edge.
One final step and she falls begins to fall.
You stop time and catch her in your arms as you float on a saucer.
"I take it that I won?" You ask her.
"Yeah. You did." She gives you a quick kiss on the cheek before you take her orb out with a knife.

WAT DO NOW?

>>18734896
Hop up in the air, recon the area, see who's left.

>>18734896
Status update from Erica, Hina, Jakob, and Lo.

Be on the lookout for any other new students, use Invisibility to hide for now.

>>18734896
First do a bit of recon, get a sitrep from the rest of them.

Then set up a large table atop the tallest building we can find. Set up a large comfy chair and sit there drinking tea. Announce our presence to everyone. Let them come, we are butler we shall serve them their own asses on a platter.

>>18734896

>>18734907
This.

>>18734896
LET'S FIND SOMEONE TO FOIGHT!

>>18734907
This. Check with Mike, and Ted if he's still standing.

>>18734896
>Take out paintball gun
>Fly over town
>Bomb the hammer twins.
We finish what we start.

Im surprised we haven't attracted a yand... no shutup anon don't give him any ideas...

>>18734896
Hunt down Suisuisui-sui Sui-Suisui for daring to interfere with a duel of honor.

>>18734936
I think she went with Perrine,

>>18734930
Desu was encouraging Perrine to go that route.

>>18734936
With Perrine out, so too would Suisuisuissuisisusjhidufj;lasdf be.

>>18734896
proof perrine is with desu.
go scouting.

rolled 68 = 68

Get over to that billboard Perrine was at. Sit-rep from the others, then start pursuing another trainee.

>>18734896
Did Perrine just tell Suisuisuisui to sit down and she listened? They must of had a major Tsun battle for that to happen

>>18734896
Sit cross legged in the grass and start playing a jig, any students still around will have proven their battle prowess, let's see them deal with something unusual.

'Guys. How are you?' you ask
'Miyafuji escaped me. Taking care of the ones flying around in those weird robot things. Have two of them on my tail now.' Erica says
'Looking for another target. Last one almost got me.' Hina tells you.
'Lo Hiding. No wan trabble.'
'I have taken out another one sir.'
'Mike? how many more of them left?' You ask.
'11.' He tells you. 'I see 4 of them bunched up near the town center.'
'Want me to intercept?' you ask
'Go ahead.'
You jump buildings to the location Mike indicated.

>>18735079
"Lo, I understand you don't want any trouble, but that's why we're here, to cause some trouble. Come give me a hand, would you?"

>>18735079
Stay invisible. Find them.
See if we can get Hina to come to us. We'll take out this group together.
Then start raining Molotov paintballs down on them.

>>18735041
it was the perrienum tsun bullets earlier that did it is my guess.

>>18735098
'And we're helping them learn how to stay out of trouble.'

>>18735079
PULL A SWORD
CHUG SOME DRAGO
BANZAAAAAAI

>>18735079
Lo, go and cause some trouble.

Get ahead of the group of 4 and have them follow the music into a clearing by the town center to find us standing on a small stage, playing the violin.

>>18735079
>turns out one of them was lelouch vi brittania from code geass, geassing everyone to be his minions and set up an ambush to just royally screw over whoever comes after him.
i could totally see that actually.

>>18735115
All of my this, they've likely figured out the basics of straight on combat, now to force them to deal with something completely different.

>>18735115
And do what?
If we use our music to take them out, then Mike doesn't get usable combat data.
And 4 of them is a bad proposition against us, when we're a support specialist and we're intentionally not using our strongest attacks because we need to get combat data from the new recruits.

This plan is not thought out and doesn't achieve the objectives we were given.

>>18735139
This is why we call in support, from Lo, at least. Jakob as well, perhaps if he isn't currently engaged.

'Hina meetup with me in the middle of town. Mike says there's four of them there.'
'Okay. I'm on my way.' She answers
'Lo. I know you dont want any trouble, but Mike got us together to start some trouble.' You tell your familiar. 'How about you just walk around in the open, and if someone attacks you, just defend yourself?'
'they bring trabble to Lo?'
'Precisely.'
'But Lo no wan trabble.'
'Then you can fight them off to avoid it.'
'Okay. Lo do that.'
-------------------------------------
You arrive at a park in the middle of the city.
There, you find a large stage setup.
On it stand Miki, the twins and another girl you have not met before.
"Hey Niichan! Glad you can make it!" The twins shout out.
"Hi Honey! We have quite a show for you!" Miki adds.

Music starts to blast from the speakers.

>>18735162
BATTLE OF THE BANDS!
Counter with Violin!

>>18735139
Dodge everything with time stop as they unload their strongest attacks, then coup de grace when they are all out of cards to play.

Takes less than a second to move a couple feet to the right to dodge an attack. I assume we still have 70 or so seconds left, so we can do that a whole bunch of times.

>>18735162
Bust out our violin.

"A musical duel you want? VERY WELL, I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE!"

Then we play The Devil Went Down to Georgia.

>>18735162
Crap.
Counter with our own violin.

>>18735162
Battle of the bands, counter with our own band. We play the violin, Hina can probably play the piano, I'm sure Jakob has an instrument and Erica can play the GAU-8.

In all seriousness pull out the violin and commence a musical fight.

>>18735162

POP vs CLASSICAL MUSIC

CALL FAMILIARS FOR MORE MEMBERS

>>18735162

Use violin power; Counter-Harmony.

>>18735177
Come on, man. We want to TEST them, not thoroughly demolish them.

You are Katsura Hinagiku, a trainee in the advanced classes.
And right now you are participating in a training exercise with the new batch of freshmen.

You run down the street towards the center of town, your feet carrying you swiftly forwards.
As you go around a corner, you bump into someone.

It's Yuki, on her shoulder is Device, a talking cat named Shamisen, and in her hands is a book.

WAT DO?

>>18735162
NOPE!
time to countertroll with violining the 1812 overture against them.
if that doesn`t work, CRAZY IVAN!

>>18735201
Make a fast and simple straight thrust at Yuki's bubble.

Hayate used Violin on Idol group.
Hayate played Sexual Frustration.
It's super effective.

>>18735201
You're Hayate's friend, aren't you. Aren't you supposed to be fighting?

>>18735201
"Ah, hello, Yuki-ch-San."

>>18735201
>Magical Girl Yuki
OH GOD
Anti-magic sword ready to block her shit.

>>18735205
So we're just going to run?
You stupid fuck.

>>18735201
Draw our wooden sword, keep the glass one in reserve. Begin the assault, test her abilities with brute force.

>>18735201
Try to leave her be.

She's reading. Best not to bother her.

>>18735218
no thats plan b
plan a is battle of the bands esssentially.

>>18735266
Crazy Ivan is the 'Panic and do the most retarded action available' option.
It doesn't specify anything, so all it does is give LG free license to fuck us over.

You draw your sword, Yuki takes a step back.
"No, Yuki. We stand and fight." the cat tells her.
"But I can't fight her alone." She says.
"You have your books. You are never alone." Shamisen tells her as he jumps off her shoulder and flips open the book.

You only barely have enough time to see the title [MOBY DICK] before a harpoon comes flying towards you.

WAT DO?