>>18715925
Fuckyea MSQ

>>18715925
PTSD incoming

>>18715925
Queue PTSD flashback.
This will be good.

GROUP HUG!

You remember all of the places you've lived in through your life.
There was that small house until you were about 7.
It had a small patch of grass in front, and a bright green roof.
Your father sold it to pay for a "Casino Cruise".

Then there was that apartment in Hokkaido.
It was cramped and hot. The neighbors always arguing and screaming.
You moved out after your mother "had too much fun" at the local gambling house.

And then there was that shack under a bridge in Niigata.
Through a bitterly cold winter, you were curled up under a ratty blanket.
Too sick and cold to do anything else.

There was that shipping container.
For a week you ate nothing but half-rotten bananas and rain water.

That lean-to you built in Aokigahara.
In that sea of trees echoed the cries of the dead.

That tuna-boat somewhere in the Pacific.
The sun scorched your skin, the salt stung your nose.

That apartment in Tokyo.
Where your parents left you for dead.

And your empty apartment.
Where you spent months hiding, fearing for your life.


You lived in these places and more at some time in your life.
You ate, slept and worried about tomorrow in them.
Yet you have never really considered them home.
You never had a home, that is, until now.

Tears continue to fall.

Well shit...
Also huzzah i missed you yesterday LG

Oh look, it's raining...

>>18716177
He had one of those days where he "went out" possibly with "friends", I don't really understand what it all means since I live in a dungeons that has my bed, my computer and a door for food to come in through

>>18716144
how we don't have a substance abuse problem i don't know.

Tears fall from your eyes and sprinkle the white sand at your feet.
You're happy, but you're crying.
'Am I broken?' you think to yourself as you use your sleeves to wipe your eyes. 'Why can't I stop?'
"Hey, Are you okay?" Hina asks.
"Y-yes... I'm fine."
"And why are you crying then?" Erica takes your hand.
"I-i don't know... I'm happy, but I-I can't stop crying."
"Those are tears of joy, Hayate." Ursula points out, "Just let them out."
The girls pull you into a hug.

-------------------------------------
About half an hour later, you are back to your normal self.
Your familiars have informed you that the crate is already in your room, so you and the girls port out to unpack it.

WHERE DO YOU PUT THE BOTTLE?
[ ]windowsill
[ ]coffee table
[ ]dining table

>>18716225
By being too poor to even consider drugs

We were always paying debts off and working for such low amounts we couldn't afford any

>>18716230
Coffee Table. We have a sun inside.

>>18716230
[x]coffee table. makes a good talking piece, we can explain why we got it, and what happens to anyone who trespasses or invades our privacy.

>>18716230
Coffee table, have kraus modify it so there is a little recess in the table to hold it steady

>>18716230
Coffee table, makes a nice decoration and talking piece, really ties the table together and putting it in the middle of the dining table seems awkward and we'd have to arrange all our dishes around it.

>>18716259
I like this

>>18716230
[x] Windowsill. People are less likely to touch it there.

>mfw MSQ and Katawa Eternal Darkness quest on same night

>>18716259
ask erica to pop in and we shake it, see how bad it is.

Greetings, gents.
LG posted this in a quest general discussion thread earlier, thought you might want to know

Here is "The Twitter Poem"

Wind the string, and bind the chain.
I will have you dance again.
Snap the lock and tie the knot.
What you know, you will have forgot.

In this cat's dance you will stay.
In this cat's dance we shall play.
To this tune, and to this song.
You will be made to dance along.

I pull the strings, I take control.
You will be made to fly then fall.
And once you hit the ground below.
It will be gone, all that you know

This cat's dance will never stop.
This cat's dance will not end.
And once you are inside of it,
to the depths you shall descend.

Enjoy
>teddscu Potatoes
Whats that captcha? A teddy bear made out of potatoes? Erica's gonna love that, though I doubt I'll last longer than 5 minutes.

>>18716369
Fun idea, but it is more so it doesn't move around unless we want it to. Having something like a bottle on a table can be all sorts if headaches if you don't have it stabilized, even if the bottle breaking isn't your worry

>>18716425
It would last about as long as the chocolate rabbit we made her for white day. We would hand it to her and it would be half eaten by the time we turned around

You place the bottle on the coffee table, it makes a nice point of interest in the room.
"I want to try something." You tell the girls as you pop back into the bottle.
'Can you please shake it? I want to see how bad it is inside.' you mentillate to them.
They pick it up and give it a good shake.
The waves on the beach become a bit higher, but that was just about that.

After popping back out, you and the girls begin moving clothes and other stuff into the house.
You leave your room and it's furnishing as is to keep the place homey.

ANYTHING SPECIFIC YOU WANT TO MOVE INTO THE BOTTLE?

>>18716425
Yeah his tweets usually don't get to me but todays just got me FFFFFFFUUUUUUU...

>>18716454
Our alchemy supplies. We probably should have picked up a workstation for it while we were in town. We'll have to asky Ryuu about it.

>>18716454
Bikes and the stuff in our fridge? Our original swagbed for visiting harems?

>>18716454
Our clothes and alchemy stuff to start. Honestly the only things we really need to keep in the dorm is the decorations so it doesn't look like a barren room with a snowglobe in the middle. We keep a lot of our stuff in our folio anyway so we don't have that much that needs to go from our dorm to our new house.

Did the house come pre furnished in any way?

>>18716425
He also posted 'TEN LITTLE INJUNS'
But stopped at AND THEN THERE WERE THREE.
>Four little Injuns up on a spree, One got fuddled and then there were three; #msq


>"We must protect them." "HIM you mean. And -I-, not us." He tells himself. "Ah shove-it, bug eyes. You know what he mean." the 3 argue #msq
Kyon, Ikusa and Gai fighting about pronouns to be used for multiple variants of the same person.

Also we get a maid robo with the house.
>"Master, I am 15. Please,I require some of your mana to function properly." She tells you as her green eyes lock onto yours."Err what?" #msq
>"You are my master." She says like that is supposed to make sense. "And I need you to stick it in me now." "NOOOOOPE." Ursula exclaims. #msq

>>18716517
Yes, but only the most basic furnishings.

>>18716517
It's fully furnished.
There's a large room in the basement that was emptied though.
And more than half of the books in the library have been taken by the previous owner.

There's also a room with tables and shelves [and the aura of strong majaik] in the lowest level

>>18716517
I believe it did

>>18716454
Alchemy gear, the plant?, food etc since we will mostly be eating inside the globe now, maybe some exercise / training equipment in the empty training hall

Maybe set up a space in our now mostly empty dorm or in the resort for our minions to have?

>>18716530
It's fully furnished.
Eva only took her books, and Majaik stuff.
There's equipment in the kitchen, linen for the beds, etc etc.

>>18716548
>There's also a room with tables and shelves [and the aura of strong majaik] in the lowest level
Sounds like an adventure is a brewing.

>>18716527
Negayate, Hayate and Susan

>>18716570
Ah, crap. We're going to be trapped in some scroll fighting Evangelline, won't we?

>>18716527
>>18716474
Haha, oh wow, when LG said he's gonna step up his game, he wasnt kidding.

Nice poems too.
>>18716566
Oh, ok then. Well I vote we invetigste that strong majaik aura downstairs. Suspicions and all
So LG, will you do what I think you might do to the MC?
>Ah who am I kidding, of course you wont answer. No matter, It'll make the butthurt all the more delicious

>>18716584
Susan, TOS hayate, and MSQ hayate

>>18716548
We really should see what books are in the library. Might be something investing to us that Evangeline found useless like a basic alchemy book or something

>>18716527
If it's either hand maid may or I forget the name of the other one but a robot maid who has like three years to live? Then I like this idea

>>18716663
Mahoromatic, the character is Mahoro

You take everything from the kitchen, Erica carrying the sack of potatoes like it was an important holy relic.
You also move the alchemy supplies you keep and the Snowberry plant that you have.

As you move all of the stuff you might need inside.
You also take your familiars inside with you.
"Guys. Welcome home." You tell them.
"Feel free to appropriate any room in the house as you please."
"Sir," Jakob tells you "If i may suggest something."
"Yes J?"
"I think that it would be for that best if we stayed in your room." He says "We could then keep watch over the bottle itself, and still be easily called by any of you."
"Lo, think that good Idea. No wan trabble happen to house bottle."
"I too think that it is an admirable suggestion." Ted adds "We shall keep the room and the house safe at the same time."
"Are you sure about that guys? You can have any room in the house you know."
"And we choose the dorm room, sir." J answers you firmly.
"Well then, If that's what you want. Who am I to argue."
"Thank you sir."

--------------------------
Moving in went quite fast, seeing as you and the twins only have a closet of clothes to bring inside.
All of you have most of your stuff stored in your folio, or in their devices.
Hina and Nanoha also helped you move and add small touches to the house.
----------------------------------------------------
The family gathers in the large dining room for dinner.
You, the girls and the familiars sitting around the table eating a meal prepared by you and Kraus.

TALK TO WHO?
WHAT SAY?

>>18716684
Hina and Nanoha are living with us now, right? Even if they are not in our bed, they can still have their own rooms. We own an entire resort here.

>>18716684
Ask about setting up a housewarming party.

>>18716663
>>18716678
It's more likely one of the Resort's maids.
One of the Chahamarus.
There's like a dozen of them in the resort.

>>18716714
I don't think they moved their stuff in.
Lets ask them to move in with us.

>>18716684
Talk to the group as a whole, see what their opinions on a housewarming party are. Perhaps a beachside barbeque, swimsuits, sun, swimming and piles of meat.

Make sure Hina and Nanoha know they can move in whenever they wish, and will be provided with their own room if that is their preference. It's not like space is at a premium.

Ask how they all like it, if there are any small details they want to change to make it feel more like home.

>still in training
>already have a harem and a fucking house
>everyone else is just trying to study

We must come off as being the most prepared motherfucker on base.

>>18716778
We also somehow find the time to do really well in classes, take extra alchemy lessons and throw bitching parties. We're pretty impressive.

>>18716778
Goddamnit, it's not a "harem," it's a "family."

We should see about stocking the resort with fish.

Nothing like driving a steel spike through the tender flesh of an unsuspecting animal to sooth the nerves.

>>18716684
Ask Hina and Nanoha if they would like to move in nokWe have the house.

Discuss ideas for a housewarming party with them

>>18716778
Or the one spending the least amount of time actually studying.

We do seem to have everything ready to go though

>>18716684
Make sure everyone moves in. Awww yeah localizing the harem.

>>18716762
>talk about house warming party
"So girls, how do you like our new home?"
"We love it." They say together.
"Great. anyway, I was thinking... What if we threw a little housewarming party. maybe a barbecue at the beach. Swimsuits, sand and surf."
"Sounds fun. When do we do it?" Erica asks you.
"I don't exactly know. When would be okay for you girls?"
"Anytime's fine with us." Ursula says, to which Hina and Erica nod in agreement.
"Can it be this Sunday?" Nanoha asks you. "We'll be real busy this week, like Max said earlier for our deployment to field training. I think I only have spare time on Sunday before we head out on Monday."
Her eyes look a little sad as she says this

WAT DO/SAY?

>>18716835
Agreed.

>>18716841
I had thought about that, but we can generate fresh fish etc whenever we want.

It would be good for relaxing though

>>18716870
Suddenly pained look on our face, then be internally resigned to throwing her the best damn going away party ever. "Of course. Sunday is perfect."

>>18716870
Hug that bitch, bitches love hugs. Tear up a little, tell her we love her.

>>18716870
Hug Nanoha, hug rest of family, say, "Sunday it is, then."

>>18716870
Give her a hug. "Of course, Sunday then. It will be the most MAJAIKAL part ever."

>>18716870
>throw great housewarming party
>Nahona has to leave the next day

Casual insensitivity ahoy!

We have to build a platform out on the water that will launch fireworks. The girl needs her explosions.

>>18716870
Give her a hug
Sure, we will have it start at mid day and have it go until that night if that's ok

Have they said where they are deploying you yet?

>>18716870
Of course we can do it this Sunday. I want you to remember when you're in field training that you have a home full of people who love you waiting for you. That's what it represents, that you will always have something to come back to.

>>18716870
SUNDAY IT BE
Secretly plan a going-away/field training group party with the other girls, and Max.

>>18716900
Well at least she gets the week living in it first.

>>18716900
>build a platform out on the water
That's a great idea for reasons aside from fireworks too. Have it be attached to a long, narrow dock, put some beach chairs and a table on there, maybe a mini bar. Perfect lounge/fishing spot.

>>18716916
Yeah, her whole team / class being there would be good
Seeing Max maybe removing his amour would be good too

Ohgod. She is gonna crash the sunday party. ;_;

>"ohohoho, So someone brought my old place huh?" Eva says as she talks to Gulliver mentally. "And who exactly bought it?" she asks him. #msq
Nononono

>>18716946
But... we're gonna get a present.

>"I must send him a house-warming gift then." she says before she cuts the connection. "Negi. Come here." she orders her ward."

He invades our home, he BURNS

>>18716995
He's in our class. If nothing else, he should be invited Sunday, or he could let us know, say, tomorrow, at class.

That said, yes, invasion = DOOM

>>18716946
>>18716995
Adventure!

You stand up and walk over to her to wrap her in a hug.
"Sunday it is then." you tell her.
"Thank you." She says softly.
"Hey. Why don't you get your stuff and move in here too?" You ask her.
"B-buuut..." She hesitates.
"Yeah. Do it." Erica encourages her.
"You too Hina." Ursula tells the girl beside her. "We have the space, and you did pay your part for the house."
"Can I?" She asks you.
"Of course." You tell them. "This is OUR home."
"We will, then."

The girls leave the house to help Nanoha and Hina move, as you cleanup the dishes. You also sent your familiars to assist them if anything heavy needed to be lifted.

As you put the dishes away, Mike contacts you mentally.

'Kid, Where are you?' He asks

>>18717100
In my new house which is in my room

>>18717100
My new house, what can I do for you?

By the way, housewarming party, this Sunday, bring beach/swimming clothing, spread the word.

>>18717100
"In my family's new home mike, in our dorm room. Remind me to get you something extra special for this. Also, Nanoha and Hina are moving in."

>>18717100
I....I'm home mike...
make sure to put some extra JOY in there.

Make it the most soppy happy mentilate as possible.

>>18717100
Tell him about the stamp on the bench, just in case he's in town and wants to drop in.

>>18717122
This, and mention the party sunday, as well.

>>18717124
Seconding this one.

>>18717124
Thiiiiis.

>>18717100
"Mike I'm finally home! Home for the first time in my life!"

>>18717019
Is Evangeline the type to send us something dangerous and call it good fun? or will she actually give us a housewarming gift delivered by Negi? My guess is that she's going to activate the maids in the middle of the night and then those tweets get loaded and fired.

>>18717199
That's the most likely.

In canon, she claims to be evil, but is really a big softy.

'I....I'm home mike...' You tell him, unable to mask the emotions seeping through,
'In your room then?'
'No. I'm in our house in my room.'
'Wait. You bought a house?'
'Yeah. I got great deal off Gulliver.'
'This I got to see. You don't mind if pop in for a visit do you? I'll discuss this thing I need you to do in person.'

[ ]sure come right on by
[ ]ill jsut meet you outside

>"I... I'm home..."
>break down into tears again
>"Aww goddammit, calm down kid..."

>>18717199
I haven't a clue. I have 0 knowledge of her source (& Negi's?) source.

>>18717211
[x]Sure, I'll meet you in the room.

>>18717211
>[X]sure come right on by

>>18717211
Sure come on in.

>>18717211
[x] Come right on by

He brought us to his farm after all, just give the girls a heads up.

>>18717211
GET YO ASS IN HERE! And bring booze.

mike is always welcome, just give the girls a heads up first

>>18717211
[X]sure come right on by

We got a new home, we do kinda want to show it off. Let the girls know that Mike is coming by, get a beer and a salad ready for his arrival.

Find somewhere to lounge, and lounge like a hard core motherfucker with women draped off of us. The image seems nice, he pops into the bottle, where a beer and salad drop directly into his hands and he looks up and see's us lounging with women hanging off of us.

>show off new house
>Mike's jaw drops
>"K..kid... you DO know the story behind that place, right?"
>"Yeah, he said some nonsense about a curse, but I don't put any stock in those."
>"... you've got some balls kid."

>>18717211
[x]sure come right on by: "Do I have serious mental issues?"

"Sure come right in." You tell him. "Ill meet you in my room."
'Girls. Mike is coming by for a visit. I hope your okay with that.' you tell them
'OF course. He is always welcome in our home.' Ursula answers you.

You pop out into your room and get seated on the couch.
A few minutes later Mike arrives with a bottle of champagne.
"So Kid. Where's this house you got?"

>BRB Giving the dog a bath.

>>18717359
On the coffee table

Wait, Nahona can break S-rank protections.

The house is rated for AA+ or A++, can't remember.

We have to tell Nahona to be careful, the little powerhouse could destroy the actual house.

>>18717359
here let me show you~
Hold on to him and touch the cork.

A large plot point is that she's pissed at Negi's father for binding her to the school. She makes it out to be that she's evil and wants to rule the world.

In reality, she's pissed he left her behind and forgot about her.

She pretends to be evil, but she's one of my favorite people in the series. I only like Rakkan better.

>>18717391
It's A++ iirc
And she won't do that unless she is exploding sort the dorms

>>18717359
It's a house in a giant bottle, it's sort of hard to miss...
Also, seems like Nahona and Hina will be moving in, too. Should I talk to you about the paperwork or is it time to introduce The Dude to that pleasure?

You know, I was reading through the archives and someone posted that Bluebeard (Fate/Zero caster) would've been able to take Nahona.

I imagine that a magus who actually knows shit about magic would wipe the floor with someone who just pushed their power into a device and told it what to do, but could we maybe get a comparison, LG?

I dunno if Bluebeard had as much juice as Nahona.

But if we ever meet Zelretch, we should be very polite.

>>18717359
Look at him, look at the giant bottle with a house in it, raise an eyebrow.

So what brings you here?

After that summon a pile of champagne glasses and invite him into our abode.

>>18717441
In the series, he creates a monster that can infinitely regenerate and would eat humans to gain mana to sustain it. It required Saber's Excalibur attack to destroy it.

Nanoha would probably be the same. She could overwhelm him, as long as he didn't have hostages.

>>18717441
That's partly because he can make people explode into tentacle monsters.

Not sure how well it would work against actual Mages, but vanilla humans just go *pop* Tentacle Starfish Demon.

And, when the demons die, the corpses go *pop* New Tentacle Starfish Demon.

>>18717359
"Right here on the coffee table, Mike.
"Thank you for telling me about Gulliver's; this was even better than I had hoped."

"uhh... It's a giant bottle with a house in it. it's not exactly that hard to miss." you tell him as he hands you the bottle of champagne.
The two of you pop into the house.
Mike looks up at the house lit up for the night.
"Impressive." He tells you.
"Thanks."
"Im guessing you're putting that raise into good use?" he asks as you lead him inside.
"Of course." You smirk as you answer.
"Do you want a tour?" You ask him.
"Maybe later. We have Bureau matters to discuss." he answers.

>>18717810
inb4 we become Yuki's official protector.

>>18717810
Sure. What do you need Mike?

Okay, sorry Landing Gear, but I gotta' pop in here one more time to make sure something is absolutely clear, because I'm STILL finding references to it in the archives.

Ahem.

I HAVE NOT EVER, NOR WILL I EVER SAGE AND/OR TROLL THIS QUEST THREAD, WHETHER UNDER THIS TRIP OR ANONYMOUSLY. I AM NOT THAT PETTY A HUMAN BEING, AND FRANKLY DON'T GIVE THAT MUCH OF A FUCK ABOUT /tg/ SHIT. SO STOP ACCUSING ME OF IT IN THE COMMENTS.

Thank you, and goodnight.

>>18717810
Well shit

"sure Mike, what did you need to talk about?"

>>18717810
"Sure, Mike. Come, please, take a seat."

>>18717810
I do not like the sound of this

It's either Yuki being assigned to us, or Perrine finally got her medical.

>>18717957
Or that most of his new class is female

>>18717957
Medical exam isn't till Wednesday, according to a twitter post

>>18718018
"Almost my entire class of new Basic Students are female, and I figured I'd stop buy and give you first crack at them. Half will move in with you by the end of the week anyways."

You find the girls waiting for you in the sitting room.
The curtains are drawn from the large windows and you can see the garden lit by lamps outside.

"Good evening girls." he greets them as he sits down.
"So whats this about, Mike?" You ask him, getting straight into business

**ROLLEM**
First roll only

rolled 54 = 54

>>18718090
One terrible roll, followed by a dozen good ones.

rolled 31 = 31

>>18718090

>>18717957
Could be this

rolled 71 = 71

>>18718090
OH MY GOD.

>>18718101
Welp.

I hope this isn't plot-sensitive, because 54 is probably "nothing good or bad happens."

>>18718152
No I quite like that idea

It means we will end up without new problems for a while

>>18718152
According to previous flowcharts, most choices and rolls do have consequences. And the "First Roll Only" ones even moreso.

Damn, I missed my chance for an early low roll.

>>18718101
Hooray for mediocrity!

>first roll
>nat 100
>housewarming gift is a good thing, party goes well, Nahona goes away happy, Perrine 'fesses up and we explain ourselves before Trude kills us, Mio announces her engagement with Ryuu, Athena gets contact for more than 10 minutes and gives an infodump, and Negayate takes a long hard look at his life and decides that it'd be best served by helping rather than harming

Why oh why did we get a 54?

>>18718238
i know right. usually whenever i see the 'first roll only' i just hit reply as fast as stupid captcha will let me, and then go back and read the post.

>>18718101
>heh neutral result
"I need your help. More specifically, you, Hina and Erica, and your familiars."
"For what Mike?" You ask.
"Remember that fight you had with Kris on the second day of training?"
"Yeah." You answer
"Well, Kris is away on business right now, so I need someone to help bolster the numbers for the match. And that's where you come in.
Basically, I need you to run around popping trainees balloons and stuff.
Nothing too fancy or over the top though, well, unless you think your opponent can handle it, of course." He explains.
"If you agree, You will be excused from classes tomorrow and I will also be authorized to give you a certain monetary incentive."
"And that is?" Erica asks.
"An amount equivalent to a day's wage for a part-time instructor's salary. a hundred guptas."
Erica's eye's light up at this. Hina also looks interested.
"So, wanna do it?" Mike asks you.

>>18718273
And then the game becomes boring quest because there is no more terrible fate waiting around every corner

>>18718296
"Sounds fun."

>>18718296
>the chance to wreck Perrine's shit

FUCK YES SIGN US UP

>>18718296
Yes.
It will be fun and we can see what the idols can do

>>18718296
Hells, yeah.
It'll be awesome.

>>18718296
Sure I'd love to sounds fun. Can you get me some basic bios and so on for them, I'd like to know how hard I should go instead of crushing them without mercy or being a pushover.

>>18718296

"I'd love to, even without the pay. Not that it won't be appreciated."

>>18718322
Not cool, man.

>>18718322
>Implying Erica won't charge right for her and obliterate her and the surrounding area with sasha right off the bat

"Sure, Mike. Anything for you."

That's a lot for just a day's work, and part-time at that!

Also, Hell, Erica is going to go after Perrine, isn't she?

>>18718322
Go for a gut-punch, right?

Yeah, let's do this.

But let's not be violent or oppressive. We don't want to discourage them after all. Try for situational incaps: Trapping them, confusing them, etc.

>>18718296
oh hellz yes.
>spend entire match sitting in a clearing playing the lullaby, or just become the Pied Piper

>>18718296
Ayup.
>inb4 we accidentally kill perrines baby.

>Kris walks into the branch he keeps in your dimension, the snow blowing in through the door behind him."WHERE'S THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE!?"

we love the real Santa Klaus

>>18718406
Oh hell yes.

Let's have some fun with booby traps. We'll make a couple hundred liters of Molotov in the small glass flasks. Bury them randomly around and teach the new recruits about mines. We can use our invisibility to watch them walk over them while in relative safely.

Hahahaha! Oh man, I fucking love Kris.

>Erica's new A-10 striker

Man, watching her fly around and just destroy everything is going to be great.

That said, next time we giver her a raspberry we have to make a BRRRRRT noise.

Also, fart jokes.

>>18718371
I like it, but should we save that for the Basic vs Advanced exercise? We want to give the nuggets a chance to use their powers in the first exercise.

>>18718461
Nah, no fart jokes. We're a classy butler. Fart jokes are just crass.

>>18718406
I thought he might be out that way when Mike said he was on business

>>18718500
and Erica will give them plenty of chance to do that. We're a support role, and we fight best when we're being clever. We don't have a ton of BOOM-strength(compared to other trainees), but we are damn tricky, so we ought to try to bring that out in the basic trainees from the get-go.

Is this gonna be a simulated event, or a real one?

Because if it's simulated, we can have all kinds of would-be-lethal fun.

Like making the setting an indoor pool and transforming the water into molotov.

>>18718296
>Erica takes out everyone
>Perinne is against a wall, crying softly.
>"Touch my man will you?"
Well this is going to be fun. Also: Damn you LG! And that bastard Planefag too! I'm beginning to feel bad for her now.

>>18718595
Molotov requires alcohol.

>>18718659
Kraus can generate it at will

>>18718641
Well in SWQ we're setting her up quite solidly with Ian, so there's not much worry there.

And in here she's just a confession away.

But yeah, before MSQ I totally ignored Perrine. Now I waifu over her almost as much as I do with Minna.

"Sure Mike." you say as you look at Erica and Hina "We'd love to, it sounds like fun."
"Okay then, report to the gym at the start of classes tomorrow. I'll tell the Dude about your absence from class."
"Okay Mike. We'll do that."
"Oh and i'll say this again. Nothing too recockulous okay? We want to test them, not blast them to bits."
"Of course Mike." you chuckle as you pop the champagne.
"You know funny thing about this new class... They're almost all female, there's only 3 guys in the class of 21."
"Interesting." You say as you hand him a glass.
"I knew you'd say that." he laughs.
Erica raises an eyebrow, Hina does the same.
"That's not what I meant, Mike!" you quickly correct him.
"Suuuure." he continues to laugh.
"So." He turns to Hina, "I take that you've also moved in?"
"... Yes." She answers.
"Me too!" Nanoha says happily.
"Good thing I had the papers prepared. I'll just need to fill in the names." he chuckles.
"So, what about that tour?" He asks you.

-----------------------------------------------
After showing him the house and the garden, your tour ends at the beach.
The girls and your familiars play in the sand as you and Mike stay on the chairs.
"Great place." he tells you as he lies back on one of the beach chairs. "I won't ask you how much you got it for, But seeing as you managed to get it on your current salary, Im guessing it was one hell of a deal."
"It was Mike." you smile.
'Let me ask you something.' he switches to mentillating.
'What is it Mike?'
'What are your thoughts on miss Clostermann?'
'Why do you ask that Mike?'

*rollem*

rolled 75 = 75

>>18718723
ohfuckshitpissbadgercunts here comes the arm.

rolled 62 = 62

>>18718723
"She seems to be a refined lady, but maybe a little uncertain about everything going on. Totally understandable of course, given the weirdness all over the place."

>>18718723
> I'll just need to fill in the names.
He has generic 'moving in with Hayate' papers pre-prepared. Damn.

rolled 53 = 53

>>18718723
>Fire the cannon

rolled 86 = 86

>>18718723
Lovely lady, very polite. She likes me and is remarkably shy about it, I wouldn't be surprised at all if she ended up as part of the family, though it might take some work to smooth everything out between her and Erica. Why do you ask?

rolled 35 = 35

>>18718723
This is how I the entire thread.

rolled 59 = 59

>>18718741
"I like her, and she has told me she likes me, but there's also something that she certainly isn't telling me, something important. I'm a bit worried, but it's not like i can force her to spill the beans on whatever it is.

rolled 59 = 59

>>18718723
Mention something about how we saved her from a gazebo.

rolled 2 = 2

>>18718723
>Nat 1 aint it?

rolled 1 = 1

>>18718723
Meh, she's tolerable.

>>18718741
>here comes the arm

I know this is a song reference, but what does that phrase mean?

rolled 62 = 62

>>18718723
Oh fuck, this is going to be bad.

"I think that she is an elegant lady, who has trouble relating to other people."

rolled 37 = 37

>>18718800
What the shit? Eat a dick /tg/ dice. I'll fuck you up.

>>18718791
Fuck. Well my guess was close

>>18718800
HERE COMES THE HUE

I hope we have a bunch of reloads left.

rolled 41 = 41

>>18718800
Well that didnt take long, didnt it?

rolled 8 = 8

>>18718791
>>18718800
you
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKER!

>>18718791
>>18718800
Blast off!

>>18718830
>>18718837
>>18718839
We will not accept death this time. We fight! We will persevere! We will survive!

rolled 79 = 79

>>18718804
Dr. Light says it in the last song on the second Protomen Album, basically means shit's fucked and aint getting better anytime soon, sorta like this whole damn perrine situation.

>>18718830
We are quickly running out. Also LG has said before that there will be fewer reloads when we entered Advanced Classes, meaning we have to live with the unfortunate consequences more often.

rolled 84 = 84

>>18718723
I'm sure I'm too late, but fuck, may as well roll, any way.

>>18718873
There is no proof we are running out, the tweets could just as easily be the alternate universes which died off with the whole ten little Indians bit

All that happens is we actually have consequences to rolling a nat 1 instead of HUEHUEHUE reload right now

rolled 84 = 84

the worst part is, even if this roll is a 90+, I know it will be ignored like my last two crits.

>>18718895
The lives running out thing was actually posted in a thread. It's reality now.

We have limited reloads. If we fuck up on a major event, it's gonna stick.

rolled 36 = 36

>>18718907
I roll a 100 almost every thread i participate in. I'm the reason we tapped that sweet sweet Hina on day one. And the reason we got Pizza Rape Orgied in the 6th thread.

>>18718895
Kyon broke a bead during our most recen reload. They're real now, and limited.

>>18718946
Actually you aren't why we tapped Hina

I did that because after he posted *SNAP* I decided i would be a smart ass and do it too

>>18718946
God bless you, ser.

>>18718955
>>18718921
Yes they are real and limited but we aren't running out madly yet

We have more to go before it is time to crank up the paranoia levels

>>18718988
We have less than 20.
Every roll is a potential reload event.
20 is far less from being safe.

>>18718854
We must fight our fate.

rolled 70 = 70

last one before the result.

>>18719032
Still not as bad as people are making out

>>18718741
'Well, I was observing how she interacts with the class. She seems distant. Like she doesnt want to mesh with them. I know you know her though, Ive seen you talking to her from time to time. What I want to know is, why is she like that?'
'I have no idea Mike. As far as I know, shes a polite, proper lady. A little shy and a little on the edge, true, but once you get past that, she really is great. Woudnt talking to the other witches about this be better?' you say
'I don't think it would be, from what I've seen, she isnt on great terms with Lucchinni or Miyafuji either.'
'Same with the twins then. I'll try asking the Major, Mike.'
'That would be great if you could kid.' he tells you

You spend the rest of the evening just hanging out with Mike until he excuses himself and heads out.
You and the girls retire to bed shortly afterwards.
-------------------------------------

>>18719109
Man, we go through those reloads way too fast.

rolled 16 = 16

>>18719121
We still never got to use all those fun toys from the Ridiculously convenient store...

>>18719121
Our first night in the new house!

Can't wait can't wait can't wait.

We have to have a "haunted house exploration" episode! And then a beach episode! ALWAYS A BEACH EPISODE.

>another Perrine pic

>>18719157
It'll happen in time. I can't recall the saddle seeing use yet, either, but I could easily be misremembering.

>>18719121
Besides Sakamoto, we should also talk to Gertrude about Perrine.
And after that, talk to Perrine herself.

>>18719157
>>18719172
We've been glossing over the sexy bits recently, I think LG is more interested in focusing on plot.

I just assume it happens anyways.

I mean, what else are you going to do with ballgags, handcuffs, a saddle, riding crop, rope, a kiddie pool, and gallons of lotion?

The girls have to try to saddle us up, then ride us to lasso one of the others and handcuff them. Then they get sent to the "jail," which is the kiddie pool filled with lotion. We have to keep them from escaping the jail.

Roleplay is so awesome.

>>18719206
>I just assume it happens anyways.
Oh, certainly.

You wake up that morning to the sound of the waves splashing against the base of the tower far below you.
You sink into the soft mattress under the weight of the girls on and around you.
Even if the bed was quite larger than the one you kept in your dorm room, all five of them still chose to pile in on you.

'Waiiit...' you think to yourself. 'FIVE?'
Nanoha is curled up against your side, Hina besides her.
To your right is Ursula, quietly cuddling up to you, reciting random numbers in her sleep.
Somewhere by your legs, Erica is trying to take a bite out of your calf.
The fifth girl is laying on your chest.
Softly mumbling into your shirt.
Her long blonde hair spread around her like a golden halo.

Wat do oh master butlers?

>>18719206
well now that i know what im going to be fapping to tonight i shall take my leave

>>18719121
>dat filename
>dat picture

>>18719261
Shrug, this isn't exactly new. See if we can tell who it is from here, if not pop out of bed and start on breakfast.

>>18719261
Fuck me. EVA came in for a visit

rolled 59 = 59

maybe it's evangeline ? (the previous owner of the resort)

>>18719261
see if we can't get out of bed and disentangle and identify the blonde without anyone waking up.

>>18719261
Teleport out of bed with that girl in our arms.
Ascertain who she is.
>its perrine isnt it?

>>18719261
Struggle suddenly out of bed. Start gasping desperately for air.

>>18719261
First, don't panic.
Second, teleport out of bed.
Then try to ID the fifth girl.

>>18719261
>>18719293
We teleport out of bed, then say "NOPE!" over and over as we back away.

Its Eva?
Get out of bed, cover her. She's surely naked

>>18719261
Eh, go back to sleep. Whichever girl wakes up first can deal with this.

Miki? Perrine? Eva?

>>18719336
>>18719314
You guys panic too easily and readily.
Where's your butler cool?

>>18719340
Seconded. Why do today what you can accomplish tomorrow?

>>18719340
>>18719383
'Cause that shit ain't proper. Also because leaving this "to the girls" never works out.

>>18719261
Let's go for >>18719304

>>18719383
Technically because we have to prepare breakfast and set out everyone's clothes for them. Also make lunches, get in our reading, and check the snowberry bush.
Maybe also get in a morning jog and meet with Trude and Mio.

We actually have a lot to do.

>>18719418
yea we do have a lot of stuff to do.
who's got the to-do list?

>>18719418
>>18719432
>>18719415
Alright so regular morning ritual

You teleport out of bed. The unknown girl in your arms.
You see who it is immediately.
"Wafu... Mawwwneeen" She says sleepily as you hold her up.
"Good morning Miki... Uhhh, whatre you doing here?" you ask as you get her up on her feet in the hallway.

>>18719415
I think we should leave her in bed. Less chance of her waking up and being caught in a compromising situation.

>>18718804
It's a reference to "Here Comes The Arm", by The Protomen. Dr. Light's plan to foil the domination of Dr. Wily has failed, and Wily will use the failed attack as an excuse to enforce a brutal dictatorship. The phrase conveys an inevitability of failure, that everything we've done and accomplished up till now is going to come crashing down into flaming rubble and there was nothing we could really do.

Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWbgQlRTL5U
Lyrics: http://www.lyricsvip.com/The-Protomen/Here-Comes-the-Arm-Lyrics.html

>>18719448
>"wafu..."
did she just call us "wife?" damnit sakamoto

>>18719448
Wait, what? How'd she get in here?

>>18719448
How the hell did she get into our dorm, know to touch the cork, find her way to our bedroom, and crawl into our bed with us all?
I am genuinely impressed now.

>>18719449
I didn't know if it was tan or chan, so I didn't want to mention her for fear of embarrassment.

>>18719478

A-tan. Also, apparently my post got et. Bah.

>>18719497

4chanX saved it for you.

>Oh hell. Long blonde hair...while Perrine is a good guess, I recall Eva having more white-toned hair.

>ALSO, am I the only person who recalls A-tan? Who also fits this description? Didn't we get a warning she was coming?

>>18719418
>check the snowberry bush.
We should try to play something for the bush, once we get it planted.

Use the memory of when our parents converted our room to a greenhouse to grow pot, maybe?

>>18719448
wat da zog?
seriously though, how did she even get in here and know where to even go?

>>18719448

>paranoia.

how... the fuck?

Okay, we've got a lot that needs to get done this morning and since we're also part-time instructors for the day, we can't afford to be late.
Ask Miki how and why she is here, and have Jakob keep her company while we go about our morning tasks and see if we can meet with Mio or Trude during their morning exercises.

So our swag is apparently so great it's actually pulling girls to us, physically.

There is a point where this becomes dangerous and we have clearly passed it.

We will eventually become a black hole of swag, sucking in women from all across reality. The Guard will try to kill us only to be thwarted when fully half their members turn on them.

>>18719523
It's Miki, she might as well have a GPS locator on us since she decided she loves us now

She rubs the sleep from her eyes, She's wearing quite a cute outfit, something you'd expect her to be wearing if she went out the night before.
"Mawneeen.." She says with a sleepy smile again.
"Good morning Miki." You say as you lead her to the kitchen. "So, uhhh how did you get here?"
"Where's here?" She asks you.
"Here. My house."
"Ah! Well... Miki was in town last night. Then Miki dropped a piece of candy under the bench she was sitting on, so Miki looked under the bench to get it." She explains "And then Miki saw a cute stamp. When Miki tried looking at it closer, Miki was suddenly here."
She says excitedly.
"And then Miki looked around, and saw the beach and the house, and then Miki saw you sleeping, and Miki also became sleepy. So Miki Got into bed."
She smiles up at you as you tie an apron on.

SITUATION EXPLAINED.
WAT DO?
>>18719468
she says that when sleepy

>>18719626
"Alright then. What would you like for breakfast?"

>>18719626
Well, we need to bring her back to her place. Feed her breakfast, then take her back. I don't think we'll be able to get her home and us back home before the girls wake up, so we might as well just wait until everyone's up so we can explain.

>>18719626
make sure we've got our steel jockstrap on as well, because we are probably going to be punished for this.

torn between hustling her out and letting her stay for breakfast.
I think the safest thing would be to contact P-san and explain the situation.

>>18719626
Well, we have a lot to do, and I was hoping to go for a morning jog to talk with Trude and Sakamoto.
If we're already tying an apron on let's get the bread started and get Miki a glass of juice or milk. And call up Jakob to see if he could assist by keeping Miki company when we're out. Once Jakob arrives we can go for that jog.

>>18719626
Well damn. We'll have to be more careful with where we put our stickers. Maybe under hidden rocks or something.

"Well Miki, I'm glad to see you, but sneaking into another person's house and sleeping in their bed isn't appropriate. You should at least knock first.

Since you're already here, would you like some breakfast?"

>>18719626
>finds stamp
>ports here
>finds bed and decides to sleep in it.
>proof ultimately she was summoned by swag
god damn we finally did it, we finally achieved the ability unlimited swag works.

>>18719688
Aww I wanted a concentrated swag-ray we could use against our foes.

>>18719672
I agree. Let's contact her handler so he can take care of this. The girls dorm is just one floor up, so taking her to her room should be quick enough.

>>18719626
Might as well let her stay for breakfast, we will be in for it anyway

>>18719626
Man, I was thinking of something like this earlier to day. What we should do with the stamps, is see if Gulliver can make them only work if the person already has a portkey on them, or is otherwise keyed for its use.

>>18719676
About that, I don't think the stamps were a good idea. At least not in an unguarded public location.

It basically gives anyone that finds them direct access to our home, where our swagpile sleeps.

>>18719706
Not if we have her handler pick her up before the other girls wake up.
Though I suppose that's only delaying the inevitable.

Dammit LG, stop throwing temptations at us! We've got work to do!

We should have the familiars set up a shift schedule where one is in the dorm room to be the doorman, another waits at the portkey entrance for anyone who stumbles on the stickers.

>>18719738
>>18719724
Yeah. We either need to hide the stamps now, or go back to Gulliver's and see if he can get them keyed with some basic security. We'll probably want to do that today right after classes.

>>18719724
>to day
Fuck you, fingers.

>>18719626
Also: "Well... welcome to the new Ayasaki home. I suppose you can stay for breakfast, but then you should get back to your own room and prepare for the day."

>>18719752
Not a bad idea. Still, having them secured to only work with certain conditions/people would be good, too.

If we go for the morning jog, then we can move the stamp from under the bench to actually under one of the bench's feet. That way we can still appear next to the bench, but someone would need to know that they have to lift the bench up in order to find the stamp. That can be a short-term solution until we get some majaikal security on the stamps.

>>18719744
She is already in swag orbit
Her, Ami and Mami got swagged thanks to a 100 and 99 that was rolled while we played violin for them

There will be many more temptations and situations to come

"Alright then. What would you like for breakfast?"
You ask her.
"Onigiri!" she says.
"That's all you want?" you ask
"Yessu."
You quickly get to making her some riceballs as you contact your familiars.
'Guys, can you join us in the house please?'
'Of course Sir.' J answers.
As you pinch the riceballs into shape, your three familiars walk into the kitchen.
"What do you require of us old chap?" Ted asks you.
"Well, J I need you to start on breakfast while I go out. Ted, Keep miss Miki here company. Lo, I would appreciate it if you could go check on that plant we brought in yesterday."
"We do that." Lo tells you.
You hand Miki the plate of riceballs.
"Some of them are salmon, some have umeboshi in them." You tell her. "Ted here will keep you company while I go out to talk to someone."
"Awww you're going out Honey?" She asks
You do a spit-take.
'HAHAHAHAHA ERICA IS GONNA CUT YOUR BALLS OFF.' Kraus says in your mind.

"H-Honey?! Me?"
"Yes. You're sweet. And you name starts with HA. So I'm calling you Honey." She says matter of factly.
"I see... Well yes, I have to try and meetup with someone this morning. I will see you once I get back."
"Okay!" she says before she begins to demolish the plate of riceballs.

'Okay guys, hold down the fort while I'm out'
'You can count on us Ol' Bean.' Ted tells you as he lets Miki pet him.

You quickly change into your tracksuit and head out into the yard.

You need to talk to Trude or Mio about Perrine, you think to yourself.
You calculate the odds of being able to catch them this morning.

CONTACT WHO?
[ ]MIO
[ ]TRUDE

>>18719837
Mio. Less likely to be dangerous at us. I hope.

>>18719837
Mio, she may be crazy as hell and spend more time than we like contemplating wifing us without consent, but she is the more reasonable one and will likely hear us out and get the entire story before taking drastic action.

>>18719837
Mio, she knows more about Perrine and she told us she was pregnant so she obviously keeps an eye on her

[x]TRUDE
over-reactionary is actually much easier to deal with than trolling.

>>18719837
Trude. Knowing Mio, she's probably got a hangover this early in the morning, especially after she found Ryuu's bar.

>>18719837
>She now calls us Honey
>Twitter cannon fired again.
P-san's reaction will be interesting.

>>18719837
[z]Trude, for someone who actually cares about the girls.

>>18719865
Like a hangover would stop Sakamoto.

>>18719875
Mio actually cares about them she is just more relaxed than Trude

Although going to see Trude about it might help with the whole overreacting thing

>>18719837

[ ] Trude

>>18719874
We should mentally contact him.
"Good morning P-San. One of your charges somehow found her way into my quarters. One of my constructs is keeping her company. Would you like to come pick her up, or shall I escort her to her dorm room?"

If his reaction to us in the elevator was any indication, this will not be pleasant.

>>18719914
Which is why we don't contact him about it at all.
Think what he would do if he found that happened

I would rather Miki tells him and explains it

>>18719899
if we go to Mio to get more info on Perrine's history, she's going to keep trolling us. Trude is more likely to be reasonable about it, in my estimation

>>18719688
>Unlimited Swag Works
Do you have enough wives, king of bitches?

>>18719930
Would it be better if we hid it from him, or told him right now in a way that implies no romantic intentions from us, just that Miki got lost and found her way into our room?

>>18719931
You make an excellent point.

I shall change my vote to [x]Trude

>>18719934
BITCHES FOR THULSAYATE DOOM

>>18719951
Agreed. We best head this off now, before we get too deep into P-san's bad books.

>>18719951
Worse if we told him because he already doesn't like us and is used to Miki doing strange things

If we tell him it sounds like we invited her back whereas she will tell him she found a pretty stamp she touched and found herself in Hayate's house

>>18719930
>>18719951
It may not be pleasant, but we should inform him none the less. It'll go better for us if we're up front about our lack of intentions, than if we just don't say anything. Then he'll think we're hiding things from him.

>Trude
You decide to contact Trude, seeing as Mio would most likely be still asleep or with a hangover this morning.

'Miss Trude, Good morning. Would you mind If we had a little talk?'
'Sure. I'm halfway to town though. We could talk after I get back to the Bureau from my jog.' She tells you.

WAT DO?
[ ]wait for her.
[ ]follow her -RUN-
[ ]follow her -PORT-

>>18719970
How will it sound like we invited her in if we are telling him in no uncertain terms that she wandered in in her own by finding the portkey we had hidden?

>>18719985
Port, we should talk as soon as possible, if we want more jobbign time we'll get more in.

>>18719985
[x]follow her -RUN-
put our hellday training to good use.

>>18719985
Follow her by running. We need the 4 remaining teleports for the combat exercise today.

>>18719985
>[x]follow her -PORT-
'I'll meet you there.'

>>18719989
Because P-San is not too happy with us from the get go and LG is in control so we will end up with misunderstandings

>>18720007
The teleport would be using the portkey Miki found her way in by.

>>18719985
House-port to bench, calculate intercept course

>>18719985
Jog
We can meet up with her quickly enough to not waste a port

>>18719985
[x]PORT

>>18720024
As >>18720015 mentioned, there's nothing to waste by 'porting.

>>18720038
Ah yeah, port to the bench then

>>18719985
Just port to her. There's no real reason not to, as we've set up the portkeys, and we can still get our jog in after breakfast.

RUN.
We can catch up to her easily enough at full speed.
Treat it as warm-up for later

>>18720009
I think that us not telling P-San will be interpreted as us trying to go behind his back and trying to hide something. While he may still not like us because of the interest that Miki and the twins are showing in us, by telling him upfront what happened establishes that we are at least honest and that our word can be trusted.

Exercise right after a meal? That always makes me feel sick. Besides that right after breakfast is when we need to go to class?

>>18720058
Exactly.

>>18720083
Breakfast hasn't happened yet.

'Ill just meet you in town.' You tell her as you port out to the bench.
'Okay then.'

You sit on the bench, waiting for Trude to arrive.
You consider what to do with the Miki situation brewing at home.
[ ]contact P-san
[ ]nope. let her talk to him.
[ ]go with her to talk to him

>>18720058
I still disagree but consensus is otherwise so not like it matters much

>>18720159
[x]Contact P-san.
FFS DO IT NOW BEFORE THIS GETS EVEN MORE OUT OF HAND

>>18720159
Go with her

>>18720159
>[x]contact P-san
and
>[x]go with her to talk to him

>>18720159
Contact P-San, cut this off at the head. Afterwards we can talk to him in person with Miki, but one on one conversation to clear everything up first.

>>18720159
[x] contact P-san. straightforward and straightfaced. "Miki found her way into my room and my home last night, completely by mistake."

>>18720187
Seconding this.
We must attempt to head off the misunderstandings.

Even if it causes more in the process.

>>18720170

I agree. the other two are going to cause to much MISUNDERSTANDINGS than is good for us.

>>18720159
Contact P-San now and concisely describe how Miki accidentally found our portkey and ended up in our house.

>>18720159
Contact P-san.

You have Kraus get you in touch with Miki's handler.
That man that said he was watching you when you first met him.
'Good morning P-san'
'Good morning Ayasaki.' he answers. 'to what do I owe the pleasure?'
'Miki found her way into my house last night. She managed to activate a portkey I had hidden in town and ended up at my place.' you begin to explain
'She got into bed while the girls and I were sleeping and that is where I found her this morning. She's currently being kept company by my familiars in the kitchen. Should I take her to her room or will you pick her up?
**ROLLEM**

rolled 74 = 74

>>18720315
WELP

rolled 51 = 51

>>18720315
Dear god P-San, please don't kill us. We did nothing wrong, it's not our fault that we're swagtastic.

rolled 90 = 90

>>18720315
The beads: I can hear them breaking.

rolled 6 = 6

>>18720315
We are already dead.

rolled 96 = 96

>>18720315
Rolling Save vs. Misunderstandings.

rolled 39 = 39

>>18720315
FUCK THE P-OLICE

>>18720328
>>18720332
>>18720331
Okay, EVERYBODY STOP ROLLING

rolled 67 = 67

>>18720315
When the twins somehow find their way into our bed, we are going to be a dead man.

>>18720328
>>18720331
Fuck. Everyone stop rolling, it can't really get that much better and the damage is already done.

rolled 49 = 49

And this is how we die

>>18720328
>>18720332
You hear him sigh mentally.
'I can't pick her up this morning. Just make sure she doesnt fall asleep again, and she gets to classes in time.'
'Yes sir.'
'Tell me something.' he says
'What is it?'
'Did she call you any weird nickname?'
'Well... She insists on calling me -Honey-.'
Another sigh.
'Make sure she gets to class okay.' he says before he cuts the connection.

After a few more minutes, Trude arrives.
"So. What do you want to talk about?" She asks you

WAT SAY?

>>18720379
stand and offer to continue jogging with her
"Mike has asked me to help make sure Perrine has a smooth transition into the bureau as a trainee, and he's worried about her reserved personality, even with some of the other Witches. I don't mean to pry, but I was hoping you could help me understand some of what's going on with her."

>>18720379
Well Perrines trainer, who is also my handler Mike asked me to see about Perrine, it seems she isn't really associating with her classmates and he is a bit worried about her

>>18720379
"Ms. Barkhorn, Mike mentioned that Ms. Cloistermann seems to be having trouble fitting in with the other students. He wanted me to see if I could help out in some way, since I appear to be one of the few people she interacts favorably with.
"Seeing as you have known her much longer than I have, I was hoping you could tell me more about her."

>>18720379
We need to talk about Perrine. I've noticed that she doesn't really associate with her classmates or even most of the other witches, she's reserved and shy to a fault and is having trouble fitting in.

You know her better than I do and I want your view on this and to tell me anything you'd think would help me understand her and help her.

>>18720379
I like >>18720414, but it seems a bit... stiff to me. Maybe work it to be a bit more casual?

>>18720414
Yeah good but like Udz said far too stiff.

Maybe that but a bit more casual? We do need her to get used to us after all

>>18720379
"Perrine, naturally. My handler informs me that she's distanced from the rest of her classmates, and came to me looking for advice since I appear to be one of the few people she gets along well with. However, I had to admit that she isn't always forthcoming about herself, even to me."

"I was hoping that since you have known her for longer, you might be able to help me understand her a bit better, so that I can help her feel more at ease here."

>>18720468
Replace "My handler" with "Mike" and I;d say it's good.

>>18720487
I haven't really been following this quest, so I had no idea calling him "Mike" would mean anything to Trude.

Also, I'm a different guy from the poster you thought was "too stiff", by the way. I never suggest things that sound any stiffer than needed, which is why the monstergirls quest is kind of annoying to me. Although I FINALLY got the MC there to talk straight for once, so that might change.

>>18720530
No worries. It's more how we would refer to him. He's also known to be the instructor for the Basic class, so even though Trude isn't in Agent training, she'd still know his name.

"Perrine, naturally. My handler, Mike, who is also the instructor for basics class informs me that she's distanced from the rest of her classmates, and came to me looking for advice since I appear to be one of the few people she gets along well with. However, I had to admit that she isn't always forthcoming about herself, even to me."
You tell her.
"I was hoping that since you have known her for longer, you might be able to help me understand her a bit better, so that I can help her feel more at ease here."

She takes a seat beside you.
"Perrinne huh? Well, that girl has always been distant. But she's not shy. No, far from that. She's proud. Too proud. But she's also afraid."
"Afraid?" You ask
"She lost everything during the war. France took a hard hit from the alium attacks. She lost alot of her family friends and almost everything she cared about. She feels that it's up to her to be the best for all that were lost. But at the same time, she is also afraid of it happening again."
She wipes her sweat.
"She's opened up to you? That's good I guess. But she can be unpredictable, too unpredictable. The only Advice I could give you on how to deal with her would be to let her proceed at her own pace, if she perceives that you were meddling with her one way or another, she may, no, she WILL turn on you for it."

"I see. Then I shall tell Mike the same." You tell her.
"Hey." Trude says "I'm sorry again for blowing up like that, last time. I went over the line for something I clearly should have confirmed myself."
"No, It's alright." You say. "I'm just glad we got that cleared up before it got worse. Now how about I accompany you on the way back to the Bureau?"
"Yeah. That would be acceptable." She tells you as the two of you head back to the Bureau.
-------------------------------------

You jog at a decent pace besides her.
Her strides are powerful and sure.
You look at her, and she sees you looking.
"Yes? What is it?" she asks

ANYTHING TO SAY?

>>18720642
You have excellent running form. It caught my attention. That and the fact that Witches seem to be allergic to pants, interesting fashion choice you picked up there, I understand the original motivations and it's interesting how it persists despite the original motivation not being relevant at the Bureau.

>>18720642
Cough, stumble, act as though it never happened, "Nothing, really."

Ask is Sakamoto has always had such a cavalier attitude.

>>18720671
Actually, Trude was wearing a standard Bureau track suit last time we jogged, including the pants. Trude at least wears pants while here.

>>18720642
"I had been meaning to ask if Sakamoto had always been as...unrestrained, as she is now.
"Also, would you like breakfast?"

>>18720642
How long have you known the twins? They talk about home sometimes and always mention you and Minna

>>18720704
Mio does as well, assumedly so does Erica and Ursula when they are not wearing strikers, although Mike has called Erica "miss no pants" before

"I had been meaning to ask if Sakamoto had always been as...unrestrained, as she is now." You ask her.
"Hah. You should have seen her at her best. A ship full of marines, a crate of signal flares and full plate armor. But yeah, she has been quite the 'unique' individual. But don't judge her just by that, She's quite capable as a leader and a soldier when it counts."
"I see... I just hope she doesn't make good on her threats of making me her 'wife'."
You arrive at the Bureau gates shortly, your pace eating up the 4 klicks from town.
"Miss Trude would you like to accompany us for breakfast?" You ask her.

**ROLLEM**
taking first only

rolled 46 = 46

>>18720798
Don't fail us now, swag.

rolled 81 = 81

>>18720798
Breakfast?

rolled 27 = 27

>>18720798
Eh.

rolled 97 = 97

>>18720798
Hope it's a good one.

>>18720807
More mediocrity! Yay!

rolled 67 = 67

>>18720798
Siscon go!

rolled 60 = 60

>>18720831
mediocrity loses us no reloads. and it probably means she won't be there for the showdown with Miki and the wives, which is for the better.

>>18720807
"I'm sorry, but I have to wake Mio up. It woudnt be the best if she keeps coming in for orientations late. Perhaps some other time." She tells you.
"Of course Miss Trude. Some other time then."

She heads off in the direction of the admin building, as you port into the house using your keychain.

There, you find that...

**ROLLEM**


>>18720671
The witches wear the Bureau uniform.
[sakamoto wears the male variant]
Mike just calls Erica "miss no pants" because her Armor is basically her old outfit from the SW universe.

rolled 65 = 65

>>18720858
For once, it is going to be a peaceful breakfast table and there are gong to be no misunderstandings whatsoever. Right?

rolled 2 = 2

>>18720858
Ladies fight!

rolled 83 = 83

>>18720858
Mediocrity go!

rolled 30 = 30

>>18720858
C'mon friendship.

rolled 1 = 1

>>18720871
I... I didn't actually want to be right.

rolled 91 = 91

>>18720875
God Fucking Damn it Udz, god damn you to hell.

rolled 20 = 20

>>18720858

LESBIANS!

rolled 74 = 74

>>18720858
Nanoha has Raging Heart out in Shooting mode, pointed at Miki, held spread eagle with magic binds.
Hina stands to one side with her bokken on her shoulder.
Erica is on the other hefting her new gun.

>>18720875
Oh god Udz, what have you done. Put the dice down slowly, and step away.

rolled 56 = 56

>>18720871
>>18720875
damnit Udz. blood is about to be spilled.

rolled 39 = 39

>>18720876
I... I have no words. None at all. Fuck.

>>18720871
>>18720875
Niiiice.

Right, no more dice for me tonight.

Why couldn't they have come up in AC Quest?

>>18720885
PUT THE DICE DOWN. NOW. STEP AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD.

>>18720894
Jesus, I have, relax. Fuck.

rolled 96 = 96

>>18720889
the DGs are displeased with the downvotes. we must sacrifice more THAT GUYs and determine the culprits.

>>18720908
They must like the idea.

rolled 95 = 95

>>18720903

>Says he's stepped away from the keyboard.
>In a typed response.

Learn to lie better Udz.

rolled 72 = 72

>>18720917
candlejack did it for h

>>18720917
Udz is actually Reed Richards.

>>18720908
>>18720876
>>18720917
All these good roles, and it will be the nat 1 that decides isn't it.

>>18720923
And now we've lost Lookout. Great.

>>18720875
>>18720871
You find a deathly quiet awaiting you.
After first finding the bedroom empty, with the girls having had woken up, you made your way to the kitchen.

Seated around the table there are the girls and Ted.
J is going around serving up breakfast, but no one other than Ted is touching it.

The girls see you walk in but say nothing.
Miki on the other hand...
"Welcome back Honey!" She says cheerfully.
3 eyebrows go up at this, Nanoha tilts her head in your direction.

YOU MUST DIFFUSE THIS SITUATION.
WAT DO?
[ ]act like nothing is the matter, introduce Miki
[ ]PANIC
[ ]"LAST ONE TO THE LOTION POOL GETS THE SADDLE!"

>>18720917
Fuck stepping away from the keyboard. I was just talking about putting the dice down.

>>18720933
[x]"LAST ONE TO THE LOTION POOL GETS THE SADDLE!"

>>18720933
Act like nothing is the matter, introduce Miki.

Give a full and honest explanation of what happened. She stumbled on the portkey sticker, found a bed and fell asleep on top. Absolute deadpan serious honesty.

Fucking Udz.

>>18720933
[x]PANIC
We're fucked. Might as well try to get some distance between us and the explosions.

>>18720933
Now I swear there is a perfectly reasonable explanation here.......

LAST ONE TO THE LOTION POOL GETS THE SADDLE!

>>18720933
[x] Introduce Miki.
THE BUTLER IS UNDETERRED

rolled 40 = 40

>>18720947
Go with this one.

Can I roll another Save vs. Misunderstandings?

>>18720933
>[x]act like nothing is the matter, introduce Miki
WE HEARD NOSSINK OUT OF PLACE. Wait, that could still be bad.

>>18720947
It's not like I actually wanted this!

>>18720933
Act calm, because panic will not serve us.
Introduce Miki and explain that she had accidentally activated the portkey under te bench and that we will go straight to Gulliver's after class to get that fixed.

As for the "Honey" bit, we have no idea.
We've already talked with her handler and he's asked us to make sure she gets to her class on time.

>>18720933
DO ALL THREE

Try and stay calm, then panic. Scream LAST ONE TO THE LOTION POOL!

>>18720976
What are you, some sort of American butler?
We are a German Butler, we do not panic.

Yous takes out penis and slaps the girl to the face. "YOU MY BITCH NOWS!" You sreaming as meats of dicks hits her faces.
"I'm loves you Hauyate." She sayings with Dicks in face.
"We alls to loveing you tonights!" all girls says.

ROLLINGS FOR SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS

>>18720976
Two of the three options are panic, and panic is not they way.

rolled 48 = 48

>>18721001
Wat.

>>18721001
herewego.jpeg

>>18721011
It's an amusing imposter. Feel free to ignore it.

>>18720933
Act like nothing is the matter. We are going to be the utter representation of calm. We put the kettle on, pour everyone a cup of tea, take a sip and begin an explanation.

>>18721011
Ignore the troll.

>>18721001
>!DownSyndrome
Hey that's actually pretty funny.