Oh god first six minutes of Strike Witches is worse (as in more embarrassing, not in a bad way worse) than the first season of MLP.

"We're here to pick up the house"

>>18695015
Once you manage to ignore the all them fanservice, its not too bad.
Not good, but not bad
nice guns though

"Hey there." YOu tell him as you walk closer to his desk. "We're here for that resort."
"You're getting it? MAGNIFICENT!" he tells you as he gesticulates joyously under the magnifying glass poised over his tiny desk on top of the normal one.
"So which one of these lucky ladies would be the Lady of the Manor if you don't mind me asking?"

"'The' you say, as if there was a way for me to choose one above the other."

>>18695026
Weirdly enough I quite enjoyed SW

Fan service did nothing for me but it was sort of like ichigo mashimaro, I should be embarrassed but I didn't care

>>18694989
Hello gulliver, we are back for that house I looked at

>>18695026
speaking of "nice guns"
I found Upotte a fun first ep.

>>18695027
"The ladies, rather, are right in front of you. No one is above anyone in our family. Hey, I suppose that means you too, eh Souseiseki?"

>>18695027
All of them actually, I was wondering if your friend could make extra entrances to this since we may be deployed to different places

>>18695027
total meta-gaming but,
"The lady of the manor is me, when I'm a lady"

>>18695037
Yeah, Upotte was quite an "interesting" show, to say the least.
Its still a bit hard to wrap my head around the concept of girls literally being guns. Hearing a spring click in L85A1 was quite .. odd.
>>18695027
Not lady, my good man, but ladies. I cant possibly pick one from all these beauties.

>>18695037
Yeah I have been meaning to watch that.
Seemed good even if just for the wtf value

"The ladies, rather, are right in front of you. No one is above anyone in our family." You tell him and then look over at souseiseki, "Hey, I suppose that means you too, eh Souseiseki?"
You see her fidget at this and blush slightly.
"Ah I see. You are a lucky man my friend. The winds blow in your favor."
"Indeed I am."
"How about we take care of the papers inside the house itself, so the ladies can look around?"
"Sure. Let's do that."
You pick him up as you've done before and take him to the shelf where the resort lay.
"It looks just like a dollhouse." Erica says as she looks into the sphere of glass.
"I see waves on the water. There's a breeze inside?" Ursula asks.
"Ohhhh it's pretty!" Nanoha adds

You instruct them to touch the cork and you are all teleported inside.

There, you once again appear in front of the manor.
"Shall we go inside the house?" Gulliver, now normal directs you in through the door.
You head into the dining room where He lays out some paper work for you to sign.
"Shall I make the title out to you? OR to all of you?" He asks as he takes out a quill pen and an inkpot

>>18695100
as we have no clue when our family will stop growing, the title should probably be in our, Hayate's name.

>>18695100
"Make it out to... The house of Ayasaki. Is that okay with the rest of you?"

Gives everyone a true feeling of family, and allows for more people to join.

>>18695116
Let's just put our's and the twins' names on it, I guess?
Wait.. with Hina and Nanoha here, that would be weird.
Damn.

>>18695100
Erica and Ursula wanted to help with the payments so maybe in all of our names.

>>18695140
I like this idea, we reinforce it is our family

>>18695140
How do we legally disown our parents so that some inter-dimensional collection agency can't seize our home for their debts?

>>18695195
simple, we kill them the first chance we get.
>>18695140
seconding.

>>18695195
Time travel back to just after we left our dimension and brutally murder them

Make it look like yakuza did it

"Make it out to... The Ayasaki Family." You look at the girls, "Is that okay with you?"
Their smiles tell you that it is.
His hand moves the quill intricately and he writes "Ayasaki Family" on the title in flowing script.

"And how about the payments? Should I draw it from your account automatically? Or would you like to come in monthly?" He asks
"Automatically should be fine."
"Then, I would need your badge to register it."
You begin to hand him your badge when Erica interrupts.
"Wait!"

"Ayasaki family"

>>18695219

refuse if she wants to contribute to pay.

be firm with the refusal too, oozing out husband aura "I am the man of the house and I WILL PAY IT FROM THE MONEY I WORKED HARD FOR"

then swag smile

>>18695238
No we already agreed with them that they could contribute if they wanted too.

>>18695238
No, we agreed to let them pay in part if they wanted and if they do then they can

>>18695238
We've been over this before. They can pay however much or little that they want to.

"Yes?" Gulliver asks.
"We're helping pay too." She hands him Her badge and Ursula's
"Well..." You begin, "I said I woudnt object to you helping, but now I think I want to pay for it on my own. I am the man of the house you know?" You tell her.
"NOPE." She and Ursula say at the same time.
"I'm helping too." Hina says As she hands her badge in.
"Me too!" Nanoha says.
"Girls..." You try to say soemthing but,
"NOOOOOOPE." They all say at the same time.
"We talked it over yesterday before you arrived." Erica says,
"With five people sharing the dues, it only comes up to 20 guptas for each of us." Ursula continues
"And with that, we all get to help you pa for this home." Hina adds
"And we wotn take no for an answer." nanoha finishes.
"Did you four rehearse that?" You ask them seeing as their timing was perfect.
"Yeah." Erica grins.
"Thanks girls." You tell them "Thank you all."

Gulliver takes your badges and scans them with a weird clockwork machine that you can only assume is some kind of overly complicated scanner.
"I took out 20guptas each for this month's payment. By next month the same amount will automatically be deducted." He explains. "Now I just need your signatures here, to close the deal."
He pushes forwards what appears to be a deed, a title and a reciept, all of them in triplicate.

The five of you sing where needed and hand the papers back to him.
He takes a copy of each after checking that everything is in order and hands you back 2 copies.

"Well then. The property is yours." he says as he shakes your hands. "I hope you all enjoy your new home."
He pulls out a bottle of champagne out of nowhere and pops the cork.
"This calls for a celebration!" he says as he hands out glasses.

You sit at the beach with Gulliver after looking over your new home once again.
The girls are playing by the waves as you and the realtor sit in the many beach chairs available.
"Finally, This place goes to a new owner." He tells you "Thanks for giving it a shot."
"No. It's nothing. Thank you for the amazing price."
"You are most welcome" He says. "Is there anything else I can do for you before you take the house?"

>>18695319
Celebrate.
Us, because we finally get a place that we can call Home, rather than just a place to sleep.
Gulliver, because he's finally offloaded that property that's been sitting on his registers for decades.

>>18695324
Ask about extra "entrances" Also if they work across dimensions.
And maybe have Chatteu Ayasaki painted on the bottle

>>18695324
Well I was wondering if you can make new entrances of add entrance capabilities to other items. When we are sent into the field we may end up in different places and I would like it if we can all come home to here wherever we are

>>18695353
>>18695341

Isn't it just a touch-the-bottle thing? Not sure how extra entrances work.

Also, I think field deployments preclude jumping dimensions every night anyway.

>>18695370
We won't know until we find out

And the mansion was sort of extra dimensional to begin with I thought which is why extra entrances would work

>>18695324
I assume we only need to be touching something to be able to drag it in here, such as any gym equipment we want for the training room.

I assume that there's a majaikal electricity generator for the place.

I think the only other thing I'd like answered is if other objects or devices can be keyed to this home to act as teleporters to here.

>>18695324

"No, not at this present time...

"Maybe fetch me some scotch for this massive headache I have?"

been wanting to ask how much is the time difference inside to outside of the mansion.

"I was wondering if we can get extra entrances for it, like the cork."
"Oh an extra portkey? Yeah I could make you some." He tells you.
"Do they work across dimensions?" You ask him.
"Sadly no. Dimensional travel requires power and technology I just don't have access to. The portkeys are only effective to a 10km radius around the bottle."
"I see. I guess Interdimensional hopping was too much. And can you make them from anything?"
"Of course. I can disguise them as rocks, or as doorknobs or anything you can think of."
"How about something we could carry around? Like a keychain or a charm."
"Easy." He tells you. "So would you like to have some made?"
"Yeah."
"For the portable ones. You can only port into the house with them, since you'll be carrying them with you as you go in, you can't go out to that same location you went in. Is that okay?"
"Sure" you tell him.
"So what would you like me to make?"

WAT DESIGN FOR PORTKEYS?
*Roll for highest*

>>18695421
Alcohol actually makes headaches worse and can cause migraines, you dumb shit.

rolled 7 = 7

>>18695434
Champagne corks on a chain. 10 copies.
[use losing them as an excuse, but we all know it's for having new girls]

rolled 63 = 63

>>18695434
a set of seashells, 10

rolled 65 = 65

>>18695434
A little Teapot keychain.

rolled 65 = 65

A metal rabbit keychain, one for each of us

>>18695434
Build them into small gemstones we can set into the girls lockets

Have it so they need to press a switch to open the portkey or something to avoid accidental ports

rolled 15 = 15

>>18695434
My geek is showing, but I think this'll look nice. We can also have one made with Ursula's actual vision measurement.

rolled 85 = 85

>>18695434
Design them as little keychains charms. A small flat rectangle with "Home" written in Japanese on one side and German on the other. Maybe voice-activated to prevent accidental activation.

>>18695457
>>18695460
>A little metal rabbit teapot

Cool.

rolled 12 = 12

>>18695463
rolling for this. I love Persona 4.

>>18695467
A rabbit holding a teapot?
A rabbit teapot sounds a bit weird

rolled 96 = 96

A tiny teaspoon keychain, multiple copies.
NO WAIT.
A set of minature silverware [forks/knife/spoons]

>>18695480
I know we are butler and all but I just don't like that idea

If it was just our thing sure but for the girls we should have something else

rolled 94 = 94

A keychain which morphs based on the girl, basically picks up on who it belongs to and changes shape to fit

>>18695500
>>18695480
>>18695460
>>18695466
>>18695457

/tg/ dice, they fucking love keychains.

rolled 50 = 50

>>18695511
They love trolling more like

>>18695480
Rolling for not this

>>18695437

Not unless it's scotch!

>>18695480

-facepalm-

rolled 75 = 75

A small gold coin, With an H on both sides.

>>18695500

power rangers?

>>18695480

ALL MY WHY

rolled 56 = 56

>>18695520
Rolling for this, but brass, not gold.

rolled 33 = 33

>>18695480
Rolling for not this

rolled 55 = 55

>>18695537
this

rolled 34 = 34

>>18695520
Rolling.

>>18695537
Oui merci beacoup

rolled 91 = 91

>>18695524
Hadn't thought of that but yeah

Seconding it

rolled 4 = 4

>>18695537
>>18695548
hurp forgot dice

rolled 23 = 23

>>18695537
Rolling for this. Better than a cutlery set.

>>18695537
Come on Dice Gods, Kraus got laid recently! Give us some good rolls!

rolled 5 = 5

>>18695557
Forgot roll.

rolled 15 = 15

>>18695557
The problem is the one no one wants was our good roll

Well, turns out the Dice Gods really like cutlery.

rolled 71 = 71

>>18695453
rerolling for seashells

rolled 94 = 94

>>18695537
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING DICE GODS YOU CAN ALL GO TO HELL

rolled 28 = 28

>>18695569
Dice gods love trolling us

rolled 11 = 11

>>18695573
und again

rolled 85 = 85

>>18695576
tru dat

>>18695537
Well, we always fail when we really need a good roll. Nothing out of the ordinary.

rolled 65 = 65

>>18695582
Rolling for self-deprecation?

>>18695460
>>18695457
"I want a rabbit holding a teapot. A keychain. Something that you can only use if you press the pots lid or something, to prevent accidental portings." You tell him.
"Oh, we can do that. How many copies?"
"Make seven." you tell him. " so we'll have spares if any of us lose their's. And also, can you do something like a sticker or a stamp?"
"Something you can stick onto a surface? Yeah those are quick to make."
"Make me three stamps, again with a rabbit holding a teapot on them."
"I already have my craftsman working on them." he answers you. "Will that be all?"
"Yeah. that will be all."

You all head out of the bottle and back to his shop.

rolled 95 = 95

>>18695586
you have to actually feel like a failure for that to work.

>>18695588
Thank you LG.

As you wait in the shop for the portkeys you had made, you check out some of the other properties he had to offer.
About half an hour later, a huge hand reaches out of the door behind Gulliver's desk. It barely fit through the door.
It deposited a small wooden box on his desk.
Gulliver opens it and shows you the quickly finished portkeys.
7 rabbit keychains and 3 stamps.
"You cannot jump from one portkey to another since they are all tuned to the house itself." He tells you.
"YOu can however make two jumps, one to the house and another to the destination that you want. you jsut need to think of which portkey you want to jump out to as you exit the bottle.
If you don't think of a destination, it will automatically send you just a few feet from the bottle."
"How much do we owe you for these?" You ask as you hand the girls each a copy of the portable portkeys.
"Consider them a gift for your housewarming." He says with a smile.
"Thanks man."

He helps you crate the bottle up and shortly you are on your way outside.
"See you Gulliver. Maybe I'll come back for one of those naval yards." You call out to him.
"I shall see you my friend! Enjoy your new home!" he calls out as you exit his shop.

HOUSE ACQUIRED.
WAT DO NAO?

>>18695588
What's the stamp for?

rolled 28 = 28

>>18695661
Go back to bureau and let's prepare for a massive housewarming party

>>18695661
While we're in town, let's get some hat-shopping done.
Apparently our data-manipulation powers are related to the hats we have; let's get a bag of hats for future construct befriending shenanigans.

>>18695661
Get our girls together and explore the new house! They can claim rooms etc if they want and Nanoha could move in with us

>>18695698
Seconded, we can have our girls try on some hats too
Then play in new house

>>18695661

invite classmates/friends/peers

HOUSE PARTY

-shuffling-

>>18695698
Partly hats, partly trying to make friends. The hat seems to close the deal

>>18695681
>>18695712

invite the teachers too

how awesome is a silverback DJ'ing?

hmm... i think we have to dedicate a whole thread for the party.
since it is going to be wild, wild night.

we have to schedule the party on a weekend though.

>>18695734
It starts at the end of class sat and finishes Sunday night

you know its been quite a while after we paid the antique guy to research about the time dagger...

or am i forgetting some event?

>>18695747
I thought he was contacting us but sure

>>18695747
It hasn't been 3 days.
Usually research like this takes weeks, depending on obscurity of the object in question.

Is Kurorin going to teach us some sword fighting at any point?
(From Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle)

>hats

"So what are the stamps for?"
Erica asks you as she sits on the crate holding the house.
"Here I'll show you. But first..."
You take out your three familiars.
"Guys. Can you bring the crate back to my room? We'll just be shopping for a few more things here in town."
"Of course sir." Your loyal footman, Jakob answers.
Ted goes into his larger form and Lo and ted get on him with the crate.
"Thanks guys. See you back home." You tell them as they walk back to the Bureau.

"So, what's with the stamps?" Erica asks you again.
"He said they have an effective range of 10 kilometers right?" You tell her as you cross the street and into the park
You sit down on the nearest bench and take out a stamp.
"I was thinking we could use a shortcut into town."
"WIht our keychains going home from here is easy, but like he said we can't use them on the way out."
you stick the stamp on under the bench to hide it.
"And now, we can get to town from the house instantly." You tell them as you straighten back up.
"Ohhh, now why didnt I think of that?" Erica says.
"You don't think of a lot of things." Ursula ribs her.

"Now lets go shopping." You tell your girls as you cross the street once again.

YOu look at the row of shops.
There's pantasia, the RCS, Slanesh' secrets and Billy's hardware. There's also a new store in the row.

WHAT IS IT?
First roll over 50

rolled 23 = 23

>>18695777
The cat in the hat haberdashery

rolled 82 = 82

>>18695777
GabeN's Haberdashery

rolled 41 = 41

>>18695777
>>18695780
Rolling for Cat in the Hat.

rolled 97 = 97

>>18695777
Hargreave & Rasch Hattery

rolled 97 = 97

>>18695777
Temporal Paraphernalia

>>18695783

rolled 82 = 82

>>18695777
La Chat Avec Chapeau: Hats and Hat-related Accessories

>>18695788
>>18695794
Looks like we have a tie. Rolling on the small chance I break the tie in temporal paraphernalia side.

>>18695800
It's first over 50, which's GabeN's

>>18695800
FIRST roll over 50, GabeN's Haberdashery takes it.

>>18695798
I wish it had of been that though

Personally I'd love to see Hargreave and Rasch's NanoHat 2

>>18695795
He is surprisingly photogenic.

It was an orange storefront, with a black and orange sign that says "GabeN's Haberdashery"

You could always use more hats. you think to yourself.
And this should be fun.

You and the girls walk into the store.
A rotund man in a pirate hat greets you.
"Welcome to Gaben's! Home of hats hats and gaben."
He welcomes you, "I am Gabe. The Owner and gaben of this establishment. Please feel free to look around and gaben me if you need anything."

The girls walk around the store checking out all the hats he has on the racks.
You walk up to him to ask....

WAT ASK?

>>18695795
That man should know the value of a good hat, his face looks like a bucketful of assholes

>>18695830
I would like a nice bowler hat and a bag of hats that can conjure or hold many hats that I can pull out as needed

>>18695830
"Sir, might you have a accessories to go along with the hats as well? Eye patches, perhaps, or a selection of various monocles?"

We've got a list of hats we want to get, though I don't know if the cape would be carried here.

"I need a bag of hats. If possible, an infinite one. Something a with a hat for any occassion." You tell him.
"Ah. A premium package. I think we still have a gaben of those in the back. Let me go check."
He turns away from you and enters the store room.
A few minutes later he returns with a hatbox
"Premium package. A gaben amount of headgear in one box. Just reach in and it will gaben anything you will require."
He reaches in and he pulls out a beer helmet, complete with 2 cans of ice cold beer in the holders.
"Do you want it?" he asks you "only 10gaben"

I wonder if GabeN's will ever have a Tower of Hats Sale.
Maybe discounts to employees of Aperture Science and Black Mesa Research Facility?

>>18695885
GabeN! We will gladly purchase this fine item

>>18695885
10 guptas? Sounds reasonable.
Let's get it.

>>18695898
Don't assume that guptas is what he meant. What's the exchange rate between gupta and gaben?

>>18695885
"Sounds very reasonable. We'll take it.

Where can we contact you if we have any further hat needs?"

>>18695885

YES WE SHALL.

DO YOU TAKE ANAL--I MEAN AMEX?

>>18695904
We could work that in, I think.
"10 guptas? Sounds like a bargain."

That way he can naturally correct us if we're wrong.

Eeyup, 10 guptas sounds like a bargaben

"You mean 10Guptas right?" You clarify.
"Yes. 10Gaben"
"I'll take it then."
he charges it against your badge and you and the girls head out of his store.

You make a quick tricp to the RCS after that.
"Hey ash, I need..." You say as you enter.
"Your usual groceries, a bag of fertilizer, gardener's gloves, premium grade machine oil: cherry flavor, an inflatable kiddy pool, sunblock, and twenty five gallons of lotion." He says as he puts a rather large bag on the table.

"A new allen wrench set, 12 pressure gauges, and riding crop." he hands Ursula a bag.
"50 feet of unbreakable rope, a gripmaster hand strengthener, and 15 red wax candles." he gives Erica her bag.
"A pack of gum, and noise amplifying earmuffs." he hands Nanoha another bag
"A bag of 'that'" he says to Hina as she grabs a small bag from Ash.

After paying for your purchase, you and the girls head back outside

>>18695997
Our purchases from there worry me greatly
As do the girls ones

Damn. forgot to add.
WAT DO NAO?

>>18696049
See if there is an accessories shop while we are here and play around with our bag of hats

Slaanesh' Secret, we need undergarments for ourselves for when we do that again.

>>18696049
HEAD HOME.
Invite class and friends to housewarming party.
tell them that it's bathing suit optional

>>18696059
Pretty sure we can handle that without going to slaanesh's. Maybe we could borrow some of hina's since she is close to our body shape

>>18696059
Really? The more we reveal to Slaanesh, the higher chance he/she(it?) is going to molest us, mentally or physically.

"Ooh, what lucky girl is this for?"
"Actually, it's for me."
"A boy into crossdressing? VERY interesting~"
"Well, it's because I can turn into a girl sometimes."
"...You live at the IDPKB, right? Mind telling me your dorm number?"

>>18695997

adult night will be fun

Seconding going home.

>>18696093
>The more we reveal to Slaanesh, the higher chance he/she(it?) is going to molest us, mentally or physically.
And that's a problem how?

>>18696071
Let's put off the housewarming till a few days later this week.

We need to personalize the home more before we can host a party in it.

We should test out our teleportation ability of our port keys when we leave

Check out accessories first though

>>18696059
Eeyup, let's get some clothes :3

>>18695997
See if there's a fashion accessories boutique.
We still need to pick up an eyepatch for KSK Wolf and a cape for Regal Lion.

We can also look into adamantium laced white butler gloves, too.

>>18696049
Slaneesh's Secret. This'll be funny.

>riding crop
>50 feet of unbreakable rope, a gripmaster hand strengthener, and 15 red wax candles
>'that'

We have the best girlfriends ever.

>>18695997

>"50 feet of unbreakable rope, a gripmaster hand strengthener, and 15 red wax candles." he gives Erica her bag.
>gripmaster hand strengthener

>oh god, why can't i find the right image to go with this!?

>>18696150

YES WE DO.

THEY ARE ALL DOMS IN TRAINING.

>>18696168

There's that doujin where Erica crushes some poor bastard's balls, try there.

>>18696181
Well, they like to sub occasionally, too. Remember when Erica and Ursula had us handcuff them?

>>18696181
We do switch from time to time, though.
voting for Slaanesh, just for the hilarity.

>>18696128
I'm okay with going with the funny option, but I'd like to remind everyone that we're down to 16-19 Reloads if we screw up.
And whenever we roll dice there's always a chance of unintentional HUEHUEHUE and []reload, too.

If were gonna be bound and used as a toy for 3 girls, we may need some kind of stamina potion.

LG, your quest is delightfully sexy, without being raunchy. GJ.

"Hey, let's check that place out." You tell them as you pull them towards Slanesh' Secrets.
"You sure?" Erica asks you
"Yeah. Seems like fun." You tell them.
"Okay then..."
You walk inside the shop.
There you find...

*ROLLEM**

>>18696255

rolled 69 = 69

>>18696265
herp the roll forgot

rolled 15 = 15

>>18696255
ROLLAN FOR MUSCLES

rolled 29 = 29

>>18696255
Max?

rolled 96 = 96

You find a reasonable deamonette and doomrider

>>18696273
>69

rolled 2 = 2

Billy and Frank wrestling greco-roman style.

rolled 5 = 5

>>18696255

KEEP ROLLAN ROLLAN ROLLAN ROLLAN WHAT!

rolled 10 = 10

YOU FIND THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL

>>18696273
This can only end well.

rolled 55 = 55

You find The Dude

rolled 82 = 82

Nat 1 get

rolled 93 = 93

Everyone stop rolling.

rolled 66 = 66

>>18696255
>panties of swag enhancement

>>18696305
Why are you wishing for a Nat 1? Are you in that much of a hurry to see this Hayate die and for us to switch to a different one?
Reloads are a limited resource, and even if we don't die, LG is no longer offering reloads for bad consequences.

rolled 100 = 100

>>18696273
>69
>Slaneesh is in cahoots with the dice gods.
I knew the dice gods were capricious bastards, but this is too much

>>18696318
Huh... Those would actually be useful
And they would never know.

>>18696331
HAHAHA
OH YEAH!
>I knew it, they are in cahoots.

rolled 70 = 70

>>18696255
why can't i hold all this lack of sleep

>>18696318
>>18696284
>>18696273
>>18696292
>Dem 6s.
>Slaanesh wills it

You find a large large space cleared out in the center of the room.
There, a mat has been laid-out.
Slaanesh stands to one side, wearing a black and white referees uniform.
IN the middle of the mat were Billy and Frank

Oiled bodies rubbed against each other under the bright spotlights trained on them.
The combatants were wearing red and blue panties with corresponding corsets instead of leotards.
As they moved and grappled, their grunts sent waves of terror into your very soul.
"Hey there boooooooooy~" Slaanesh says as he spots you. "Wanna wrestle?"
The two on the floor also see you.
"We'll oil you up reeeeal good and then we can grab each other until we pass out." Frank says.
Billy just has a dangerous look in his eyes.

'Fuck my luck.' you think as you slowly back away.

**ROLL FOR ESCAPING GRECOROMAN WRASTLING**

rolled 51 = 51

>>18696381
oh balls

>>18696381

oh god no

>>18696381
I invoke >>18696331
To run screaming in languages that would make kraus blush

rolled 69 = 69

>>18696381
MolitovMolitovMolitovMolitovMolitovMolitov
Their oiled up, we can purge them by fire!

Rolling for running.

rolled 24 = 24

>>18696395

panic has clogged brain.

rolled 49 = 49

>>18696381
Goddammit. This is neither amusing nor funny.

Fuck you, >>18696292
This is all your fucking fault. We could have had sexy lingerie, and instead we get this.

rolled 46 = 46

TELEPORT INTO THE BOTTLE.

rolled 56 = 56

RUNTHEFUCKAWAYHOLYSHITYOUFUCKHEADWHATWASIEVENTHINKING

rolled 18 = 18

Use our portkeys.
Teleport home

rolled 23 = 23

NOPE.

>>18696381
Oh come on, theres a nat 100 right there>>18696331
run the fuck away

>first nat 100 ever
>refresh?maybelater.jpeg
>DAMN YOU SLANEESH AND DICE GODS!

rolled 52 = 52

>>18696402
No brakes on the rape train, apparently.

rolled 39 = 39

>>18696445
Forgot roll

We have teleport capability.

This shouldn't even be a skill check.

rolled 96 = 96

>>18696490
It wasn't a skill check, it was a luck check. And we're failing magnificently.

>>18696490
It is because everyone derped into another "reload HUEHUEHUE" situation

>>18696497
Well, I've been to one world's fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the most fortunate die roll I've seen.

Praise Slaanesh.

rolled 35 = 35

>>18696381
If we "oil up" with slider, they won't be able to touch us.

>>18696524
Oh sure make the rape easier for them.

>>18696531
No, they'd have to be able to hold us down to do that. If we're coated in slider, they can't do that.

You reach into your pocket for your portkey and grab the girls.
"Yeah... NOPE."
You blink out of the store.

"Awww.... That's no fun." Slaanesh says as he pouts.
"I wanted to try a leglock on him too." Frank add.
BIlly mopes on the mat.


-------------------------------------
You and the girls find yourselves at the doorsteps to your new home.
"Hah. 'THis will be fun' you said." Erica teases you.
"Yeah.. Yeah.. I guess I was wrong."
"Very." Ursula tells you.

'Guys, we're in the bottle.' you call out to your familiars 'Where are you now?'
'We're almost at the Bureau gates ol' chap.' Ted tells you.

WAT DO?

>>18696553
Play about with out new hat GabeN

>>18696490
>We have teleport capability.
>This shouldn't even be a skill check.
Do you not know how our teleport ability works, or how limited it is?
It's only good for 500 meters, and is anchored to our team. We can ONLY teleport to where our team mates are.

>>18696553
Unload some of our stuff and put groceries in the kitchen while Jakob and the others get the house up to our dorm room.

>>18696553
I think it's time for a party, we can get Kraus to decorate, then when the bottle gets to the room we can invite everyone else.

>>18696580
Except out port keys are a 10km radius and they are instant teleport

>>18696553
Aw, but we lost out on the swag panties?

Lame.

Let's put them them girls' stuff to use then, shall we?

>>18696613
We could have gotten them if someone >>18696292
hadn't rolled a 2.
Unless you wanted to get manhandled by Nurse Frank and Billy, of course.

>>18696613
At the cost of not being accosted by Billy and Frank? That's fine. Just fine.

Unrelated: AD, did you ever find when the next SWQ thread is? Saw you asking in the previous thread.

rolled 50 = 50

>>18696635
I checked the archives, and planefag's starting the new thread at roughly 8:30, 4/14/12
I just hope thats 4chan time

>>18696553
Im thinking unpack of groceries, then when we get to the room move our stuff.

>>18696669
But the house is fully furnished.
Im thinking we leave the room as is.
Maybe move in our clothes and bikes though and maybe some other stuff.

>>18696710
Exactly

>>18696665
Yeah, so 8.5, 9 hours from now, depending on how close to 8:30 he posts.

>>18696726
And then it occurs to me that's not hard to figure out since its now 12 'chan time. Don't mind me, I have the helpful dumb.

You take the girls to the front door and open it as you say with a smile,
"WELCOME HOME."
They pull you in for a hug that you return with gusto.
You then go into the kitchen as they continue exploring the residence.
After unpacking the groceries, you find them at the beach just lounging.
"You know. having a private beach for 20 guptas a month isnt so bad." Erica grins.
"But you know what's even better?" You tell them.
"What?" Nanoha asks
"Having a home with all of you in it." you tell them.

It feels weird being able to say that you have a home.
It feels weird since you never thought you'd have one.
It feels so weird, yet so right.

For some reason, you begin tearing up.

rolled 49 = 49

>>18696669
>>18696710
On that note, maybe we can set-up a sort of alchemy laboratory in the house? If memory serves, there was an old training room there that would serve the purpose.
The equipment we can borrow/buy from Ryu if theres no time to go back to the shops. We can even ask him for tips.
>>18696755
Dont sweat it, comrade. But give the 8 30 time a half hour or so either way. Planefag said he was gonna be busy

>>18696783
There already was an alchemy lab, we just need to refurbish it

>>18696783
Ah yes, there's an old alchemical lab we can outfit, and a small library.
Ursula might want a workshop, though.

NEXT TIME ON MSQ:
MOVING

New thread at uhhh... I'm not sure actually.
I might be headed out tomorrow.
I guess ill just post on twitter if I won't be able to do the 2200 thread.

Twitter?

Also what's with so short threads recently?

AAAAAAND PTSD TIME!

>>18696805
There is plenty of space for both

We are living in a full on five star resort now after all

>>18696813
Threads aren't shorter just less people spamming them I think

We can dedicate a whole floor to unmentionable pursuits.

You know, why did we buy a kiddie pool if we're on a beach?

I think we're gonna fill it with lotion and enjoy slippery wrestling with the girls.

>>18696813
They aren't much shorter. Just less spam and derails.

>>18696859
That was the implication, especially with the strawberry motor oil

>>18696861
Give it a few days and it will be back, people are just getting back into the swing of things

Wait... Slanesh and the Emps are occupying the same ground? Do they know?

>>18696813
His twitter is HappyBrownGuy

>>18696923
Yes they do.
These are the versions from Heretical Love Quest.

>>18696848
I blame Negayate, and his running AC Quest dividing attention.

>>18696946
I see then. Well good enough.

>>18696923
They know, this is the HLQ Emps and chaos gods who are all bro's after he spent a few millennia in the warp partying with them

>>18696964
I really need to find some time to read that.

>>18696992
It really is worth it, actually playing it was hilarious

>>18696580
>We can ONLY teleport to where our team mates are
That part isn't true and I have no idea why you think that it is.

>>18696946
So if the chaos gods and Emps are from HLQ, then Tzeencth is tsun for Emps right? and Nurgle will be a father figure.
And that would mean the daemonettes are here as well, probably part of Max's girls.

>>18697174
Yep, yep, yep and Yep, we have seen Kaleshi

>>18697157
It was originally but we refined it to using them as beacons.
It is also means to be close to 1km range now iirc

>>18697212
You don't remember either of those correctly. We've been teleporting around to no-teammates since we got the power, like out of bed and behind enemies, and it's still 500m and used to be less.

>>18697230
You mean behind enemies like our teammate Gai?
And out of bed, right next to our teammates Erica and Hina?

Just pitching this out there, but what version of Hayate did Rafale kill?

He could have killed the Femhayate for all that we know.

>>18697244
I mean behind enemies like our solo fight against Mike.
>>18697246
Betayate.

>>18697253
But are we not THE betahayate?

>>18697262
No, we're Omegayate, which is a fork of Betayate.

>>18697273
Or are we? Either way, we'll find out in due time.

>>18697310
Based on the post-LG-crossout of the speculative timeline, we're Omegayate.

>>18697253
You are wrong.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18499809#18500150
>You teleport, using the girls as reference
We still need to use a teammate as a beacon.

>>18697273
I do not think that we are omedayate YET. We still need to solve all of these time travel shenanigans first before we become THE ONE.

Besides, we still need to figure out why we are randomly phasing back into our own dimension as if we were never picked up by mike.

>>18697329
Then I suppose our familiars count as team mates for the purpose of teleportation.

>>18697253

You mean behind Mike with our teammates watching from the sideline? Which we used to orient ourselves? Like LG deliberately stated?

>>18697338
I think we escaped this time using our new portkeys.

>>18697320
Not until we Jesus. Until we die, and come back, we aren't Omega. And we're running out of reloads, it seems.

>>18697430
That we did.

>>18697338
I think they do

>>18697430
We did, it was mentioned

>>18697493
That's just to scare us
LG won't actually kill off mainyate because really it would kill the quest.

He might die and we need to pilot one of the other characters or other Hayate's about time traveling to sort shit out as he mentioned before

Knowing our luck that's where Shirou quest comes in, Shirou has to go power his way through time via sheer derp to save his friend

>>18697541
Do you really want to take that chance?

>>18697541
>implying that he wouldnt pull a BAD END for the quest.

>>18696964
Oh my god that quest is amazing. I have reading to do.

>>18697541
>LG wouldn't kill Mainyate
>laughinggirls.png
Sure he would. Not permanently, though. Nor would it kill the quest, as then begins the quest for resurrection.

>>18697710
That's actually what I said if you read the whole thing
He would die, we take over Susan or someone else and probably time fuckery him back alive causing untold amounts of damage to the continuum
>>18697624
Because he wouldn't, just like papa-n didn't do any permanent bad ends for his quest, once someone runs something like this unless they just about have a breakdown like Goshoujin did they like to keep it going.

>>18697574
No, but it seems that everyone else does want to because they do stupid shit like having us run into the Necronomicon or going into slaanesh's secret while billy and frank are wrestling

There is an acceptable level of derp that we stepped way over today and people are gonna drive us straight to "hayate dies, new character"

Why haven't we taken out life insurance yet?

>>18697777
Now, the Necronomicon was just bad luck. We need to be able to go to the Library and it's up to the Library Staff to keep something dangerous like that contained.
We just happened to low roll enough to die.

Slaanesh's Secret, we could have been okay (we've been in there before without incident), except because of the Wrestling Guy suggesting something that would fuck us over AND rolling low enough to trigger a possible reload.

>>18697827
Considering our line of work? The premiums are probably through the roof.

>>18697777
I read your full post, I just didn't fully parse it till after I had posted. It's what I was getting at in the post you were replying to, as well. We will likely die a real death, but it won't be a permanent death in the end.

As to the Necronomicon, and Billy & Frank, that was just bad luck from rolls. We didn't go to either place aiming for them. We got away from Slaanesh's clean, if a little weirded out from the aggressiveness of Billy & Frank. If there hadn't been a low roll in the Necronomicon encounter, we would have been okay there, too. If there was a low enough roll with Billy & Frank, there may have been a bad end, but maybe not. Maybe it would have been a bit more... tense, before we got out.

We didn't go to the library or Slaanesh's knowing, or expecting, bad things would happen. Okay, it's not an unreasonable expectation for Slaanesh's from a metagaming viewpoint, but we really can't let that influence what we do too much.