STOP SENDING WINGMEN
LET THE STORY UNFOLD NATURALLY

come on, hanger ons....just leave...
no one finds it funny

>>18667090
Things are starting to heat up, folks. Apart from our heroes, we have the incredible Hulk and a colorful fellow called Porker in the bath house.

Also, Hulk is skillfully ignoring that Harry is jerking off a dickgirl right in front of him, so there's that.

>>18667113
But a bunchload of wingmen desperately trying to "repair" fairly good dynamics makes the best comedy!

GODDMAN IT
JUST LET THE DICKINGS HAPPEN
HARRY DOESN'T NEED YOUR HELP

bump

Is this game free? This shit is hilarious.

>attempting to seduce a hermaphrodite snake girl while a retarded half-orc is meatspinning nearby

Living the dream!

>>18667134
But they aren't doing a good job of it, *slides closer* was ACTUALLY WORKING. NOTHING WAS DAMAGED.
At first it was funny, but now everyone is doing it and with so many people fucking trying to jump into the spotlight its just crap.

>>18667155
I think this needs a drawfag

>>18667124

Get out of here bud, this is my shindig!

WELCOME folks, to the show of the century!

Our boy Harry here has been chasing after some choice yuan-ti tail for a good part of the day! HOW will he score? Will he get PEGGED by the scaly dickgirl? Will all these jokers just step back and let the gecko fornicating begin?

ARE YOUR BONERS JUSTIFIED, ELEGEGAN/tg/ENTLEMEN?

Stay tuned to find out!

>>18667150
All games are free.

>>18667150
Take some levels in Pirate

>>18667156
>people fucking trying to jump into the spotlight its just crap.
Point taken.

OP here, somthings burning. BRB!

>>18667187
I get the feeling our saga may end in tragedy

>>18667150

It's a ERPG server for Neverwinter Nights 2.

>>18667178

If it's not too late I bet my 2 tokens on futa-on-male pegging!

I agree. After this show hired those extra writers, the quality has really started to go downhill. Who knows, though, it might just be initial disagreements. I hope they'll recover soon enough.

>>18667187

>distracted by snakegirl cock
>house burns down
>didn't even score

Okay, we don't need to be really "smooth" exactly. These people go to an ERP server on a video game for their jollies, their standards aren't going to be very high. OP is doing damn well, and I wouldn't be surprised if they do it in front of the spectators. Which would only add to my already overflowing mirth, and subtract a little from my faith in humanity.

>>18667187
OP's housing spontaneously combusting from all this hot action

>>18667176
Careful, you might conjure "old /tg/" with talk like this.

>>18667209
The perfect analogy.

Though one of them is trying to repair things (and ignoring his goal to fuck porkers) at least whilst the OP just ignores everything falling down around him.

>>18667220
I think this needs a "tasteful" drawfag.

Now this thread is archived as well. Everyone is free to update it

>>18667215
The fact she/he puts effort in actually restores some of mine.
Its been on a rise since she revealed the raptor didn't meet her via sex.

Looks like OPs house couldn't handle the heat.

Seras, care to provide updates? Has OP indeed gone silent?

>>18667201

Duly noted, sonny-boy, may we see this show until the very end!

5 bets on Harry getting plowed by her annaconda!

6 on Harry ridin' that cold-blooded cloaca from here to Zehir!

>OP finally reached the edge of his comfort zone and decided to leave
Or worse, all the extra characters actually DID ruin things and he doesn't have the heart to show us.

>>18667293
or WORSE, he is dying in a fire

Trying to get rid of Vurbag, things are quiet for the moment

I think I might have to get this game.

Name of Server?

THE SNAKE IS OUT OF THE BAG

>>18667321
OH MY GOOOOODDDDD
>>18667318
Old thread in OP, check it.

>>18667321

CAPTURE SCREENS
2 TOKENS ON PEGGING

>>18667321

New thread music!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkyhvCdJ_vM

OP needs to learn to emote properly using * is babby shit

>>18667321
SO MUCH TENSION HOLY FUCK
>>18667350
THIS IS FUCKING TERRIBLE HOLY FUCK

>>18667350
Moar like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_RGaSV0KIg&ob=av2e

>>18667346

Noted!

We're going in blind, folks! Wish our man luck!

>>18667354

Cut the amateur RP'er some slack, son, not all of us can spin a proppa narrative.

That said, a little flavor couldn't hurt, Harry-boy! Stroke that cock like you mean it!

Soo...if you were to go to the sever, flag yourself with a strict NO to every sexual act imaginable and spend your time being 'just friends', would it make you That Guy?

>>18667341
Close call, she/he must have misclicked, I got both orcs out of the water. We are going to sit back and let this happen.

>>18667376

Do you ruin fun for others?

>>18667379
We need screeeeeens!

>>18667376
>"Damn it, Steve, I told you this was an erotically charged Sexventure!"
>"I'm abstinent, though. Not my fault, it's what my character would do!"

>>18667376
Well, only if you were intrusive about it or weren't up front. I mean they can just ignore you.
>>18667379
Can you get both Orcs... together?

>>18667379
>still not pegged by orcs
You disappoint me

>>18667379
>Close call, she/he must have misclicked,

What do you mean? Is the yuan-ti talking about her dick with someone else?

>>18667399
>taking vow of chasity in your groups ERP
>"I'm Roleplaying!"

>>18667399

>>18667399
>"Alright, my LG Paladin attacks you for raping that woman. He hates rape, you see? It's right here in his extensive backstory."
>"Fuck you, Steve."

So... what happened to OP? Or any screenshots, for that matter?

>>18667455

His house caught fire? And now he's to busy wanking to Yuan-Ti cock to post what's happening?

Oh god /tg/, I'm teaching a girl to play DnD tonight and I've seen her web history. She's into Erotic roleplay and we're the only ones in the house tonight. Should I go for ERP, what books should I use?

>>18667455
He was trying to save whatever he was cooking.

Dunno If the Yuan-Ti is still there though.

Too tired to continue the damage control. If Harry returns, the good luck to him.

OP got gradually more awkward until he reached his spaghetti plateau.

It's pretty obvious that he up and quit before the big finale.

Seras, bring us home!

>>18667464

Freestyle it brah, rules muck up the erotical charges.

>>18667464
Don't go straight for it. Give her opportunities to steer it into that direction herself, but don't push it and act like you're not intending anything. Go along with it if she initiates something, though.

What I'm saying is, be subtle.

>>18667464
I don't know, if you are teaching her it and do that it might give her the wrong idea about D&D.

>>18667474

Well fuck this turned out to be a massive troll.

Leaving the tab open and going to sleep, best of luck to Harry Partridge.

>>18667461
>his boner is taking too much blood from his brain
>can't figure out how to use the fire extinguisher

>>18667464
IS
SHE
PRETTY?
Play It normally. Ask for suggestion and her preferred style in the middle of the things. Let her initiate the awkward.

>>18667494
>the wonders of having a foot long

>>18667464
Don't be a fucking idiot, you're teaching her DnD not ERP.

You'll just make yourself seem creepy and awkward.

>>18667490
>implying I'm not trying to give multiple girls at work the wrong idea about dnd so I can one day invite them all to "group dnd"

So, as we're discussing face to face ERP, how would one go about it?
Does one just say what their character does? That seems rather... awkward.

>>18667532
What he said. Did you consider that she might not be interested at all in erp with YOU, face to face? Don't be a weirdo, be a bro.

>>18667549
Well yes, Face to Face ERPs must always be handled with a bit of maturity. But otherwise plays like normal dnd. Though good story telling skills on everyone's part is an absolute must otherwise there wont be any arousal.

>>18667464

The answer is FATAL

OP here. Next door's kitchen caught fire and some one has given the game away!

>>18667549
>Does one just say what their character does?
confirmed virgin

>>18667532
>>18667558
>implying I'm akward and my neckbear makes me look ugly
We've been pretty good friends for a month and she doesn't have a boyfriend
And hey, she agreed to come to my house along to "learn dnd"

>>18667581
Oh

>>18667581
GOD
DAMNIT

>>18667581
Nooooooo! Who is the traitor? WHO IS THE TRAITOR?

>>18667581
The Bastard

>>18667581
The jig is up!

>>18667581

WHO IS THE SNITCH

>>18667581
Its okay OP. It's not your fault.
Some people just hate fun.

>>18667581

Fucking Orcs. I had to tell them to get them out of there.

TRICKY TRAITORS.

Op here. So yeah. PnP adult stories. Crazy shit.

>>18667581
SO...

We look for another dick-girl?

>>18667581
Whoever did that is an asshole.

Which of you assholes did this?

Seriously.. we were so goddamn close

Still good game OP good game.

>>18667581
now sex up Serras

Serras, Don't Fail Me Again!

>>18667603
YOU
DID
WHAT

>>18667588
>friends

Son, ever think that's all you are to her. 'learning DnD" isn't a fucking hint that she wants your dick.

>>18667581

Well goddamn folks, looks like all bets are off! That's a damn shame, for certain!

I'll be over on /d/ if you need me, thanks for the tease OP, and I mean this in the best possible way!

Might be willing to give ERP a try now.

>>18667612
>two fa/tg/uys ERPing

That's something I'd rather not see.

>>18667588

Teach her DnD just normally. You can do it without mixing in ERP, I can feel the power in you.

>>18667612

It wouldn't be the same.

But I might have some hilarious ERP stories.

>>18667603
NOW YOU FUCKED UP

And this is why you never trust an orc, /tg/. Not only are they filthy savages who feast on the flesh of sentient races, but they will cockblock you every step of the goddamn way.

>>18667588
>try to teach her ERP
>she laughs at your face, tells her friends
>anon is tomorrow's headline
>no-one is happy
Go for it, champ!

>>18667603
Oh no, Oh nonononoNONONO NO NO NO
You get in there and sex it up, I WANT MY ERP EXPERIENCE DAMMIT!

>>18667581
NO FUN ALLOWED

>>18667603


WE MUST SACRIFICE SERAS FOR THEIR FAILURE

>>18667603
YOU did this? WHY. How can you so dumb as to even HINT at 4chan being involved?

What is goin- ahh nevermind.

>>4048207

This thread here should help out anyone left hanging.

Or convert some vanilla folk to the dark side.

Whichever one works.

>>18667581
>some one has given the game away
Shamefur dispray.

OP next time take the pics as you do this but post them when you finish up.

Stops cockblocking attention whores from spoiling your shit.

Fucking orcs.

>>18667623
NOTHING WILL EVER BE THE SAME
NOTHING
FUCKING HELL MAN
WE WOULD HAVE COPED WITH THE ORCS

Fine op, you failed, now upload pictures of the burning house :D

>>18667607
Point still stands

>>18667667
Yeah, let's get on that good burning house shit mang!

Op how populated was the server? I got a hankering for some ERP exploran

>>18667675
>Point
I meant question, Jesus

the day /tg never got their futa-yuanti action...

if any drawfags read this: this needs a monument... a tombstone.... a piece of porn

>>18667680
If you go there now, all you'll find is dudes from /tg/.

>>18667603
God fucking damnit man. God fucking damnit.

so does this server provide sex animations like secondlife? or is it just dicks for everyone?

This was to be the greatest love story of all time.
Instead, we end up with a bunch of fools ending things all too soon.

Yup, it's done. She's gonna be telling everyone you're from /b/ and trolling her or some shit.

... Which is kinda-sorta right, I guess.

It was epic but it WAS kind of mean, so maybe it's all for the best.

Though I have to laugh that the dude was going to pretend to put this shit in a university paper that might be seen by staff, classmates, and who knows who else, but apparently posting it on 4chan is terrible.

>>18667704
>or is it just dicks for everyone, like Second Life

>>18667713
Of course it is! Random strangers knowing your sexual kinks? That's not fucking on!

On the other hand, it's totally fine to let your peers and co-workers know.

>>18667713
I don't think anyone here hated or judged her/him.

>>18667713
B...but we were cheering for their love ;_;

OP. You Love-Quest must continue.

I believe in you.

>>18667713
Unless he was going to start saying "YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY GIRTH" or something it was hardly trolling. He was just showing us his erotically charged sexventure.

That's pretty fucking hypocritical though. She's doing this as part of a university project and she gets pissy about a few people from 4chan watching?

>>18667732

Hated, doubtful, but you can't deny that there's definitely a tone of pointing-and-laughing. You'd be lying if you did because we totally were.

Yes we were probably going to get off on it too like good little /d/eviants but there was totally a sense of "Fuck dat bitch fo owah amoozment!" Which... hell, it's part of what we do here, so can't feel too bad about it, but it is kinda skeezy. I totally don't blame the player for bailing.

>>18667741

YES! You must continue under a different alias, and sex up different weird ladies(?!) with dicks! DO IT

>>18667713
Its also obvious its NOT going in a fucking paper.
If it was she would have kept going, this thread would serve as a fucking goldmine of weird shit and psychobabble.
Knowing the nature of ERP is nice, knowing the nature of ERP trolls and the culture surrounding them would be treasure.

>>18667750
The bitch was going to be doing the fucking you goddamn white knight faggot

>>18667750
>fuck
We wanted them to make love good sir.

I think the lesson to take away from this is that doing it live is probably a bad idea. Do your run, take screens, and post it when finished, minimizes interlopers giving the game away.

>"but wait, I'm sorry about the 4chan thing."
>"The truth is... I love you!"
>"The truth is I love you too!"
>"Oh Harry!"
>"Oh Shera!"
and they lived happily ever after...

>>18667754
...were you fumbling with the captcha for an hour?

>>18667772
>>18667754
He deleted his post. So much internet spaghetti.

>>18667713

Yeah, Seras, Shera...who the hell are these fucking people and why can't I remember two different names?

Aww, I really wanted to see some good trolling to happen at the end of it. The idea is to keep going, then fuck it all up when it's gotten faaaaar too late.

I know /tg/ will hang me for this, but I don't give a rat's ass about the actual sex RP bits.

MAKE ANOTHER CHARACTER OP!

ITS HUMANITIES JOB TO FIND WAYS TO FUCK THINGS. YOU MUST CONTINUE THAT LEGACY!

>>18667765
Yeah, but it had felt so much better live. I think the lesson is not "Don't do it live" but "Don't fucking say what server it is".

SERAS, WHAT OF PORKERS?

>>18667790
Good advice, here.

>>18667786
Not on that server. They've probably sent a server-wide troll alert or some shit.

>>18667772
>>18667778
what did I miss?

OP, you gonna roll a new character?

Reminder that this glorious thread was brought to you by the Glorious Galactic Partridges

>>18667804
Yeah, i mean you can take suggestions when you are DOIN' IT LIVEEEEEEE and if someone actually manages to invade then its impressive they did the work.

>>18667786

While it is not the OP's fault, I too would be most pleased if he would continue his adventure with someone else. Possibly with a new character, this server is probably small enough that the word has already spread.

>>18667806
>server-wide troll alert
Is it possible to make my character's race a troll?

Guys, let's just all make big, sweaty men and start an orgy in the townsquare.


No homo.

>>18667790

I do like the whole interactivity and finding out how shit is going down in time with the OP, so yeah, that's probably a good idea. It's not foolproof, but the time people would spend trying to figure out servers would help. Especially since if they don't already frequent them, it's a 1-2 GB download just to get in and see if OP is on.

>>18667827
>No homo.
EVERY TIME!

>>18667850
>>18667827

Still, i worry this is going to become like the sims. A while back on /v/ there were almost daily "WATCH ME DO STUFF IN THE SIMS" threads. It didn't last long but it made sims threads in general pretty horrible and overdone.
Some people were inspired by the chin story.

>>18667581
You fuckers ruin everything.

>>18667880
Whenever /v/ plays something innocent like the sims, it ends in ritual murder or similar.

I am heterosexual (with a pansexual bend maybe?), but I am of the opinion that if I want to fuck someone, gender is irrelevant

>>18667893
...So you are not, in fact, heterosexual.

>>18667909
only ever been attracted to females
well and pic related.
but thats a picture, so yeah...

>>18667888
That's not the problem with it, the problem is ritual murder every day.
>>18667893
>>18667909
GENDER IS A SPECTRUM
Wait we are talking about sexuality
SEXUALITY IS A SERIES OF LADDERS AND SNAKES

>>18667928
point

>>18667928
>snakes

Damnit, don't remind me. ;_;

do you like warlocks?
/r/5Ksu
synchtubing farts and wizard-sex

>>18667893
Good pic, but the artist forgot to put a rack on what is obviously a girl.
S,cool tho, I got this.

>>18667951
I'm so sorry i didn't mean it...
>>18667953
What?

>>18667983

/tg/ delivers.

>>18667983
I can't fap to this!

So. Anyone want to do another one for a Private Wow RP server? Great source of lulz.

>>18667893
sauce please?

>>18668008
Then you're not trying hard enough.

>>18668031
>Private WoW ERP server
Now that's a good idea. Hell, even a real one. They don't have to reveal the server.

>>18668031
>lulz

Please, that is so passé.

>>18668058
I don't have to respond to your unsophisticated drivel. Good day!

>>18668032
fanart of marshal lee from adventure time

... this is a disaster.

We were all hoping for love to bloom, we weren't making fun of them.

At the very least someone should let the snakefuta know that.

>>18667953
>gay sex magic
...well go on

Then, Onward with the adventures of Harry Partridge!
A thousand noes and one yes is still a yes, So get your ass out there

>>18668117
That name wont fly on a WoW server, people will have heard of the real guy.

>>18668129
Parr heartridge

>>18668135
BRILLIANT
But i suspect OP is long gone, perhaps you could do it.

>>18668086
>We were all hoping for love to bloom

We wanted to see hilarious and hot fucking between a dickgirl lizard and a human guy after they'd known each other for three minutes.

>>18668166
If that's not love, what is?

>>18668166
I don't understand the difference.

>>18668209

Okay, now this I believe as sincere.

>>18668242
Oh you.

One last song for Shera

http://youtu.be/2LRp1ivMe70

You will be missed.

>This thread

>>18667581
Goddamit. Just when it was getting good.