msq fuck yes!

>>18659152
shit yeah first post two days in a row!

>>18659123
My body is ready.

I'm thinking discussing plans with Keima is a good idea since he's our tactics guy.

>>18659195
indeed, it should be no different from the simulations except we don't have magic.

Did Sagara give us paintball guns? or are we supposed to get their flag just with our knives and wits?
Or should we attempt to convert his flag using Swag-powers?

>>18659234
he gave us paintball guns.

Im thinking one team stays to defend while the others go attack from different directions.

I'm voting to keep Hayate and Keima on defense, and have Gai, Kenji, Ken, and Touma go on the attack.

>>18659310
seconded

You quickly check your weapon.
It's a paintball gun almost identical to the ones you use with your molotov mixture.
The canister is only half-full.

Around your wrist, the cold steel of the handcuffs bite into your skin.
The meter or so of chain shackling you to Keima reflecting the last rays of the fading sun.

"Any plans?" You ask Keima.
"Without our devices, communications will be impossible. But I can try and guess some of Sagara's moves." he answers.
"We will need guards here, someone to hide in the treeline to defend that flag." He begins to say.
"We will also need a distraction. Someone to draw them away from their flag. And finally, we need someone to go nab it and bring it back here."

"Who would do what though?" Touma asks walking towards you with Ken.
"Gai and Kenji will be the attackers. The decoys and guards, I have not decided yet."

[ ]take guard
[ ]go decoy

sigh, why did this gay shit have to come back

>>18659333
Decoy. We're not great on defense without our majaik.

>>18659333
Decoy.

Ken, with his experience in disguises, is better suited to hiding himself and Touma as part of the defense.

>>18659333
Decoy

>>18659333
[x] Decoy.

[x]go decoy
watching upotte and my hammer's going to fire...

>>18659363
>>18659375
>>18659385
>>18659396
>>18659426
Wow, consensus was fast.

"How about we run decoy? Touma and Ken can stay here for defense." You suggest.
"I'm cool with that. I can put these to good use too."
He takes off his rucksack and reaches inside.
He pulls out 5 of those paintmines you are now very familiar with, dirt and bits of grass still stuck to them.
"Where'd you get those?" you ask
"These? Dug em up earlier before the break ended. I wanted to play around with em at the Bureau, but I guess this is as good a time as any to use them." he smirks

Keima adjusts his glasses, the lenses glinting in the dusk.
"Can you get more of those?" He asks
"Yeah, ive marked some of those I didn't dig up. I can go back for them." Touma answers
"Give us a pair, and then plant the rest near the tower." He instructs him. "Then dig up as many as you can and transfer those into the clearing."
"Okay then" Touma says as he hands you two of the mines.
"After you do that, keep watch from that big tree there and guard the flag."

"Gai, Kenji. I want the two of you to sneak as close to their base as possible, We will create a distraction and I want you to use that chance to grab their flag."
The two simply nod at this.
"Once you have it, Hayate and I will cover your retreat."
"We make our move once it's fully dark a few minutes from now." He finalizes the plan.

>>18659426
watching nyaruko-san
>My Eldritch abomination can't be this cute.

>>18659546
Is the plan rigging the mines into IEDs and doing a suicide-rush, guns blazing, before we blow the paint bombs? Because that sounds like an awesome distraction.

After Touma buries the mines he had near the base of the tower, and as he and ken head off to get some more, Keima orders your pair and Gai's to move out.

You sneak through the underbrush, Gai and Kenji a few meters to your left.
You arrive at the river as darkness finally falls.
After hiding in the bushes by the river, you peer out to asses the situation.

On the other side is a tower built similarly to the one back in the clearing, on top of it is a pair of bontas and the flag.
Around the base are Sousuke and 3 other bontas.
Keima signals for Gai and Kenji to wait, and then turns to you.
"We can cross the river and have them chase us away from the tower, or we can have them come to us. What do you think?" He whispers.

[ ]cross river
[ ]draw them across

>>18659746
Have them come to us, enemies in midst of crossing a river are incredibly vulnerable while crossing it ourself leaves us open to any traps he's set and gives them a complete lack of cover should they choose to shoot at us.

rolled 15 = 15

>>18659746
[ x]cross river

>>18659746
Whichever one Keima thinks is most likely to make them think that we're the main assault force. We want to reinforce the assumption that Hayate would try to make himself the 'hero' of the battle.

>>18659746
[x]cross river
For our distraction to work, it needs to look like an actual assault.

Be wary of the other river bank, though. Sousuke probably has it mined.

>>18659123
Fuck yea, msq.
I've prepared five potential strategies to prevent our possible death.
One of them makes logical sense.
>>18659546
Yay solid planning.

[x]draw them across
distraction plus the possibility of taking them out,
tactically crossing a river is one of the worst things you would have to do, we would get lit up.

>>18659746
[x] draw them across. unless Keima has significantly improved recently, we can't afford to run too much, and we will obviously look like the distraction if we're running around carrying Keima.

>>18659123
>YOU WILL MARCH BACK TO THE BUREAU WITH NO DINNER AND NO BOOTS

I swear, if he actually makes us reenact the Bataan Death March, I say we report his ass for abuse of power.

>>18659746
Drawn them close, take them out silently.

I think you guys are underestimating Sagara, and that he would fall for a ploy like that.

>>18659928
then we will yell something like last time.

He knows us, he thinks were capable of staging bear fights, and assumes terrorists are ever present.

We can use his paranoia to our advantage.

>>18659928
we don't have a ton of options. We're just going to have to prove that we're better than his bontas.

rolled 8 = 8

>>18659941
We go down cursing Perrine's name?

>>18659955
No we got down cursing Shirou

>>18659955
>>18659977
no i meant like talk about a famas brand gold plated desert eagle or something.

>>18659955
Froggy's cool in my books. Gives it up on the first date, then refuses to tell us she's pregnant. Cool chick all around.
>>18659977
I agree with this kind fellow. If we go down we do it cursing shirou to life as a loli.

>>18660002
Wait, all we need to do to get Souseke acting stupid is to start saying gun shit? That's easy.

Just say that the Chauchat was the best machinegun of the 20th century in all respects, and his brain might snap.

"Let's draw them to us." You tell him "crossing the river will be a cunt, and it will eave us in the open."
"Okay then, let's head a little further down stream."
He gives Gai the signal to wait as you move to your new location.

About 50 meters downstream, Keima stops you and asks,
"Can you hit those?" He points to the tips of mines stuck in the sand on either side of the river.
"I think I can." you tell him.
"Blow a couple of them to get their attention. and then fire at them when they turn to look." He whispers
"okay then."
You take aim with your weapon and hope to hit the tiny metal prongs that serve as the triggers on the mines.

***ROLL FOR SHOOTAN SKILLZ***
Taking fors 3 rolls

>>18660002
He might be expecting that, so we can't expect it to work. No reason not to do it, but it's not gonna be a trump card.

rolled 97 = 97

>>18660050

rolled 13 = 13

>>18660050
FOR KAL-TEC

rolled 56 = 56

>>18660050
ohgodIamgonnarollaoneicanfeelit

>>18660066
Well, that's it. Everyone stop rolling.

>>18660070
>>18660069
>>18660066
Hilarious.

>>18660093
The law of averages strikes again. Hopefully LG's taking the best of the first three rolls.

>>18660035
Implying that it wasn't, the only thing that would have made it better is if it had a thermal scope, dual mags and was mounted on a donkey. Gosh learn about guns.

>>18660066
triple dubs and a 97.

I will not touch the dice again tonight.

>>18660069
hey kel tec know their shit man, that bullpup gives me a hardon every time i see one.

>>18660153
Their designs are cool but materials and build quality leave a lot to be desired.

>>18660166
well yes id pefer them to change some things but it is a small company.

>>18660153

>>18660127
Yeah, and two of those dubs were themselves dubs. It was a palindrome (660066).

>>18660207
yeah their pistols and shotguns are shit, but the rifles are not bad if a little overpriced for what they are.

Sorry about this long ass post out of nowhere, I just felt a real need to post this before we have a conclusion to the Perrine situation.

>How to stay in SWQ canon with Perrine Clostermann.

At about the same time we meet Perrine in the witches world, she has a birthday in SWQ, making her 16. MSQ comes in about 2 years after the start of SWQ, making her at least 17, maybe going on 18. At the end of our visit to castle Barin, there is a huge party. Quite possibly meaning a very drunk Ian.

Hear me out here.

A very dapper gentlemen walks up to him with an emotional little girl and tells him she is in need of a shoulder to cry on. She is likely very distraught over her feelings for the very kind, but distant Ian and the strange young man who went out of his way to apologize and be friendly to her. On top of the loving relationship she has just seen, a man she swears is a slightly older version of him appeared out of nowhere to dry her tears. On top of that, she has most definetly been wondering what such a relationship with Ian would be like.

>I mean, in SWQ canon, she has seen his junk! Don't tell me she did not spend the next year or so thinking about that and continuing to try and get closer to Ian before we(Hayate) turned up.

Then, after quietly or noisely bawling into his shoulder for a while, he escorts her to her room to let her get some sleep. He is very drunk, and is easily pulled into bed. At first he's willing to just lay there till she falls asleep, but she, having him so close, and being so very comfortable in his arms, gets very "forward" with him. She is almost 18, filling out, and very attracted to him. He is very drunk and very tired. He doesn't put up much resistance.

>Fade to black

>>18660265
We don't know how things went before she got here. Hayate's open kindness could still be on her mind versus Ian's discomfort in her presence. She had been to scared to talk to him or anyone else about what happened. Up till the visit, they could at least talk comfortably to each other. Now they have difficulty looking each other in the eyes. She wanted to see Hayate and the girls again, she wanted to understand why they could be so close, when she and Ian were so far apart.

Now pregnant, she's terrified of what the future will bring. Not knowing what to do, she's even more confused about how she feels about the kind and caring Hayate. She wants a relationship like the girls have. For someone to be there for her.

From that point on, Landing Gear can do whatever he wants. It's his multiverse after all. Do we have the girls help her through this rough time and get her a happy ending with Ian. One that will have her go back and be replaced by another witch for the sake of the pregnancy? Is Hayate really the father and in this version she never actually had a relationship with Ian?

>MULTIVERSE

I just felt a need to give my own thoughts on this before anything definite happens. Think of it what you will.

>>18660066
The tiny metal prongs are hard to pick out against the mud and dirt of the river banks but you line them up in your sights anyway.
Holding your breath, you squeeze the trigger.
*pffft*
You hit one, the mine jumps out of the ground.
You take aim again the second that it's airborne.
*pfft* your gun spits with a a wiff of compressed air.
the second one jumps up as the first one explodes.
The surrounding area is bathed in neon pink.

Sousuke's group turn to the source of the explosions.
You and Keima open fire at them as you get up out of the bush.
"THE TOMMYGUN WON THE WAR ON THE WESTERN FRONT!" You scream as you open fire, Keima does the same.
"FULL AUTO IS HOW A REAL MAN FIGHTS!!"
Sousuke and the three bontas on the ground move in to engage.
"SILVER HOLLOW POINTS FILLED WITH PLASTIC EXPLOSIVES!"
You fire over your shoulder as you run further down stream.

*roll for effect of taunting/distraction*

>>18660265
>>18660273

SWQ canon isn't finished yet, let's not get ahead of ourselves.

rolled 9 = 9

>>18660279
MAGAZINES AND CLIPS ARE THE SAME THING!!

rolled 14 = 14

>>18660279
GUNS ARE DISHONORABBL

REAL MEN USE KATANAS TO KILL TANKS

rolled 6 = 6

>>18660292
>>18660304
Dicegods hate caps you guys

Every fool kno dat

rolled 3 = 3

>>18660279
rollanforaoneicanalmosttasteit

rolled 8 = 8

>>18660279
The Desert Eagle is the ultimate pistol with no equal!

rolled 57 = 57

>>18660304
>>18660311
>>18660316
>>18660318

Guys. Stop it.

Well looks like this plan didn't work.

rolled 92 = 92

>>18660292
>>18660304
>>18660311
>>18660316
Guys, I don't think dicebot wants the same trick to work twice one him...
But why not, rolling.

rolled 66 = 66

>>18660279
call of duty...

rolled 74 = 74

>>18660316
>>18660311
>>18660304
>>18660292
Oh god damn it.

rolled 44 = 44

>>18660292
>>18660304
>>18660311
>>18660316
>>18660318
i think pap-n would be proud. we're walking home tonight.

rolled 5 = 5

>>18660292
>>18660304
>>18660311
>>18660316
>>18660318

God dammit stop rolling d20s

...wait, you're rolling d100's

...fuck that, gimme those.

rolled 31 = 31

Oh /tg/ dice...

>>18660273
>>18660265
The child is confirmed ours.

"It's yours too..."

LG, I read your "idea pads" and I think that killing MSQ Hayate and replacing him with another version is a horrible, horrible idea.

Not least because we'd lose all our swag we've built up.

rolled 31 = 31

>>18660292
>>18660304
>>18660311
>>18660316
>>18660318
How low can you go~?
How low can you go~?
LIMBO EVERYBODY!

rolled 21 = 21

welp we are fucked
>inb4 pre registered arty fucks us in the ass

rolled 85 = 85

here have a 100

>>18660335 here
So, given the results so far, dicebot is quite willing to accept that we know it at least isn't going to work.

rolled 26 = 26

>>18660381
well i feel good about myself now

rolled 80 = 80

>>18660390
quit disrespecting the gods calling them robots

>>18660318
>>18660316
>>18660311
>>18660304
>>18660292
Sousuke and the four bontas follow you, you can see a vein popping out of Sousuke's forehead clearly in the moonlight.
They dont cross the river though, they run parallel to the river as they give chase.
"Fuck theyre not crossing. What do we do?" You ask Keima as you duck behind a tree for cover.
Keima says nothing and instead pulls out one of the mines you had.
He pulls the twig Touma used to replace the safety pin and trows it on the ground across the river.
*BAM/SPLAT*
It explodes in a shower of green paint.
Sousuke and his bontas use a rock outcropping for cover.
"Keep taunting him." Keima tells you. "He's bound to make a mistake."

**GIMME SOME TAUNTS**
FIRST 5.
>also ROLL FOR EFFECTIVENESS

rolled 14 = 14

>>18660427
i love my new gold famas pistol

rolled 60 = 60

>>18660427
THE HURT LOCKER WAS THE MOST REALISTIC WAR FILM IN HISTORY.

rolled 67 = 67

>>18660427
I disagree with your implications that military might is an important asset - if not a necessity - to modern civilization

rolled 17 = 17

>>18660427
You call that a gun? I have an old man that can build better stuff with a box of junk IN A CAVE.

rolled 83 = 83

If you hold your gun sideways it shoots more accurately

rolled 26 = 26

>>18660427
real men only shoot pistols sideways

rolled 38 = 38

>>18660427
ARs are too unreliable and AKs are too inaccurate! The Chauchat was the pinnacle of firearms design!

rolled 14 = 14

>>18660427
Leaping through the air while firing two pistols is incredibly practical and useful.

rolled 5 = 5

>>18660427
DUAL WIELDING IS THE WAY OF THE FUTURE. OPERATORS OPERATE WITH DUAL PISTOLS.

rolled 55 = 55

>>18660427
world war 2 was started by the allies the axis were just defending themselves!

>>18660419


>brb grabbing lunch

>>18660505
Shit when did Ursula kill us with the pen?

That was for-fucking-ever ago goddamn.

>>18660419
Interesting theories, but I'm pretty sure the twitter feed is the failed timelines, so we'd actually be on your Omega route right now.

Additionally, none of the twitter posts are "cannon until its loaded and fired." That is, until it appears in the thread, it's not real.

Although they're certainly good for promoting paranoia.

>>18660505
TIME FOR RAMPANT SPECULATION AND PARANOIA

rolled 27 = 27

>>18660539

>>18660541

>>18660533
Was that the first [BAD END]?

>>18660505
>>18660539
Deleteing my original pic just incase anything my become canon, also because I can.

How do I know one of you anons is not LG? How do you know i'm not LG?

>>18660632
Simple, LG has a name and tripcode.

>>18660632
Because LG doesn't type like that.

>>18660632
Because I'm really LG.

>>18660640
Yes, but it is not unheard of for a DM to take up anonymity for the lulz.

>>18660632
>implying identity isn't wholly subjective
>implying one can't adopt and discard identity at one's convenience
As soon as he discards his trip and name, he isn't LG anymore. That's the beauty of a place made of self-identification. You can be as many or as few people as you want.

>>18660645
How do you know he is not just trolling?

>>18660664
Yeah, same as with titles. They're tools and truth and their truth can be discarded same as any other tool.

>>18660505
>Stephen, the evil yet extremely polite majiakal coffie maker.
I see where this is going.

>>18660664
>>18660683
Fuck you, I'm hear for harems and tongues in loli butts and magical tea parties, not existential bullshit.

>>18660664
Can i be a pirate?

>>18660712
Sure. This is a place divorced from reality. Without our physical forms to define our truth, we are the roles we play. Of course, you'll still be whomever you are, but in the reality that is this board and this thread, that's inconsequential. In that context, you are whomever your name field says.

>>18660706
Speaking of which i wonder what a loli's butt tastes like...

>>18660735
Like feces, Anonymous.

>>18660735
Have you ever given a girl/dude a rimjob? If not, go do that. It tastes younger.

Huzzah!

>>18660706
but this is what we do when LG is indisposed mid-thread.

>>18660765
No, we normally have rampant paranoia and plans for how to put our tongues in more loli butts, not thing pseudo-intellectual bullshit.

msq
Come for the swag and bitches
Stay for the existentialism

>>18660744
This is why there is a proper way to do such things, as has already been discussed.
You can't just up and stick your tongue in a loli's butt on a whim, you gotta prepare for that shit.

>>18660787
clearly you missed the good Romeo and Juliet discussion a while back when LG was having comp problems.
The paranoia is ever-present.

>>18660807
>prepare for that shit
By cleaning that shit out of the pooper. Clearly that anon has never tongue-fucked someone's ass properly before.

>>18660807
indeed
>>18446906

>>18660832
No but I am the anon who has improperly fucked someone's ass before.

The Treaty of Versailles single-handedly started World War II, Hitler had nothing to do with it.

Alright guys, shall we list off hypothetical girls we would want to include in the harem, in a completely satirical manner? Especially girls that are not actually in the game yet.

>>18660832
Oh, and don't forget the proper use of a condom, if it hasn't been cleaned out. It's all fun and games until you get a urinal tract infection and it burns whenever you piss for a week.

>>18660847
And you got the shit-dick? My condolences. Unless you're into that kind of thing or something.

Speaking of the whole tongue in loli butt thing, thinking on how that episode went I'm somewhat disconcerted by what callous bitches Ursula and Erica are. We know, out of character, that Ursula was genuinely and unhesitatingly going to shoot us dead if we had sex with Nanoha. Our girlfriend who supposedly loves us, was going to not only kill us- not stop us, not yell at us, not break up with us, KILL us- but also leave our corpse's bloody bits sprayed all over Nanoha, who was deeply in love with us and would almost certainly be deeply traumatized. She plotted with Erica to do this, in spite of the fact that they accepted Nanoha as one of our girlfriends.

What the fuck is wrong with these girls?

>>18660832
But that's where all the flavor is!

>>18660847
Are you the guy that had their frenelum torn?

rolled 66 = 66

>>18660854
woops and now apparently captcha has pictures

rolled 59 = 59

>>18660859
Because tongue in underage pooper is not cool?
Or something.

>>18660865
Yeah, don't actually enter those. Just enter anything. Captcha is training Google Robots to read addresses for nefarious purposes.

>>18660859
They're animu. Violence and sex are exaggerated in animu-land.

>>18660865
it has for a while now

>>18660859
I don't think bad ends should be taken as canon, they seem to mostly be for lulz.

You lean out from behind the tree and take a few shots at Sousuke's forces.
"I love my new golden FAMAS pistol!"
Keima joins in with a few shots of his own.
"THE HURT LOCKER WAS THE MOST REALISTIC WAR FILM IN HISTORY."
You duck back behind the tree as Sousuke's barell peers out from atop the rock and opens fire.
*splat* splat* splat*
"A STANDING MILITARY FORCE IS NON-ESSENTIAL FOR ANY MODERN CIVILIZATION!"
"My grandfather shoots better than you! And he's blind and epeleptic!"
You again continue shooting.
"IF YOU HOLD YOUR GUN SIDEWAYS, YOUR ACCURACY INCREASES!"

That last line was met by 4 barrels aiming at you and peppering the tree you ducked behind intul its a solid mass of pink.
"Oh yeah. HE MAD." you tell keima.
"Here they come." He points out the group makign thier way across the river.

WAT DO?
>>18660735
>>18660744
tastes like lies and deceit.

>>18660859
because Nanoha is 12, and really not ready for sex. That's what's *wrong* with them.

>>18660859
We don't know for certain what type of ammunition she had loaded. We just know that it was a sniper rifle, IIRC. Maybe it had tranq darts, or some majaik stun bullets.

>>18660859
She was only going to do it if we had tried to force ourselves on her. They were afraid we were taking her to the roof specifically to fuck her, when she clearly wasn't actually ready for it yet.

>>18660879
Throw the other mine, light them up.

>>18660879
Throw the other mine we have at them as we high-tail it out of there.

>>18660879
Take advantage of the window we have where they don't have cover and we do. Throw a mine at them and shoot them. They will regret abandoning cover.

>>18660882
>>18660885
>>18660883

The issue is that having Hayate's brains blown out all over her explosiondress might be more traumatizing than having an underage sexual encounter.

>>18660879

Careful shots at the fucks as they cross by one of us, suppressive burst by the other. Probably us-Keima, respectively.

>>18660863
>>18660858
>>18660856

I am that guy yes. Really I think I came out better off in the exchange if her account of the following few days wasn't exaggerated.

Luckily everything healed up just fine and we have since engaged in much better and more proper bouts of buttsex.

>>18660918
Yeah, but in the timeline where Hayate was shot, it was because it was a non-consensual underaged sexual encounter. The timeline where he wasn't shot was where it was a consensual one which Hayate ended when she grew uncomfortable. We were only shot in the timeline when we raped a 12 year old girl.

>>18660882
>>18660885
So she's not ready for sex, but she IS ready to have her crush bloodily murdered while attempting to get busy with her. Yeah, right.

Regardless of whether Nanoha was ready or not, it appears that Ursula and Erica are both of a mindset which believes they should be willing to unhesitatingly murder Hayate if he acts in ways they don't approve of, regardless of either their relationship with him or the legalities involved. Further, they think they should do so without attempting to stop him from doing those actions first- no appeal, no attempt at justification, just killing him.

>>18660883
Tranq darts would give them a pass, I admit.

>>18660879
Begin a firefight.

>>18660896
I second the Pirate man.
>>18660918
no, that's a half-a-cookie question. the point is that they are categorically against us taking advantage of younger girls. The means they use to ensure that are more or less immaterial. Also, they are WW2 german soldiers trained to fight aliens with maximum prejudice. Subtle but still violent solutions don't seem to be their specialty. You are seriously splitting hairs here.

>>18660937
Well they are Nazis after all.

>>18660935
And based on that bad-end, they had valid reason to fear that Hayate, in one incarnation or another, might do just that.

We should probably also try to draw them a bit further down the river, make it harder for them to help the defense team when Gai and Kenji go for the flag.

>what's wrong with these girls?

They were conscripted into an elite military force and pushed into a war against superior forces at critical developmental points in their lives, and witnessed the deaths of dozens of pilots that were sent up to be their escorts.

In short, the twins need therapy too.

>>18660883
No we were well and truly dead

>>18660882
They left it to her choice, the killing us was if we forced her into it

>>18660965
>The means they use to ensure that are more or less immaterial.

The means they use is an anti-material rifle, that makes it material. They could have just showed up and slapped us. Also, wtf is a half-cookie question?

>>18660998
>In short, the twins need therapy too.
That's
I
Huh.

>>18660998
Therapy means our penis right?

Also voting for the Pirates plan. Light them up.

Is it bad that the primary reason I'm against this "negayate" stuff is because it means he took advantage of Perrine, and I'm waifuing hard over her?

It's practically NTR. Your evil twin sneaks behind your back and fucks your girlfriend and gets her pregnant, and since he's your twin the baby looks like he would anyways so you never find out.

>>18660998
I dunno, Erich was legendarily unflappable.

Might be worth a shot though.

>>18661015
It's only bad that you still think negayate impregnated this-timeline's Perrine. Clearly you haven't been paying attention. The reason he sees Rafale as his is because he lost his Rafale along with his timeline, not because he isn't Omegayate's.

>>18660998
>In short, the twins need therapy too.
I can accept that, but it's kind of depressing that Hayate has been so wrapped up in his own problems- and increasingly impressive swag pile- that he's basically missed it.

Though it makes sense, I guess. Hayate has never really had people who love him, so he's more than willing to be pushed around by his new lovers and do whatever it takes to be accepted by them. Mentally glossing over any apparent flaws they might have is an obvious step that he'd reflexively take in order to maximize his chances of retaining his newfound happiness.

>>18661015
He isn't our twin. He is us from a different time line

>>18660882
Well, strictly speaking, she was 13 then, what with it being her birthday and all.

>>18661052
It's pretty much the same thing, in the proposed situation. Only more so.

>>18661046
Except they avoid it massively and have no outward signs of needing help

They are soldiers from an alternate WW2. Until they crack they will deny it and won't accept that they need help

>>18661029
Except he did. Read the section labeled "stop reading my mind" and think about how Perrine got preggers.

She was stalking us, then someone who looked just like us and was wearing the bowler hat sex'd her up without protection. It's either future us who's preventing paradox, or it's Negayate trying to bring his son back to life by having him again in an alternate universe.

Fuck, Negayate's life is depressing as fuck, even if he is a villain.

>>18660859
>>What the fuck is wrong with these girls?

No.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Also, moral event horizon.

You wait until they are more than halfway across the river. You then throw your remaining mine up in an arch over thier heads to land a few feet behind them.
*SPLAT!* Green paint and water sprays over the assaulting force.
They scramble to get to the other bank quickly.

You open fire with Keima.
Balls hit them and the water. One of the front bontas taking most of the hits.
They get to the other side as you and Keima scramble from your cover and continue to run down stream.
"DUAL WEILDING IS THE WAY OF THE FUTURE! A PAIR OF UZI'S WILL BEAT AN ASSAULT RIFLE ANY DAY!"

Considering what we'll be fighting after we graduate, maybe it's best if we let the twins keep their combat-induced behaviors. After all, they're designed to help them function in a fight.

And against growing SUEs, that would be invaluable.

>>18661087
Maybe that's why he's a villain, its a vicious cycle bad guy has bad things happen so he gets more evil.

>>18661087
>Read the section labeled "stop reading my mind"
Im so proud the LG responded to my post, and now people are quoting it.

>>18661075
As soon as one cracks, the rest will too. I'm betting right now that Mio is unexpectedly the first one to just legitimately crack. She'll be boozing, swaggering, and leering, then suddenly, she drops to her knees, clings to our pant leg, and starts sobbing. Then they all fall like dominos.

>>18661008
It's immaterial to *them* how they do it. half-a-cookie means ignoring the problem you've been asked to solve by bitching over the details, when it really doesn't matter. the phrase comes from a tv show, Cosby show i think, where a kid is working on a word problem for math about fractions, and it says something about one kid giving another kid half of a cookie. Rather than just solve the problem and move on, the kid sits there wondering why someone would give someone else only half a cookie.

this really isn't an issue. we did the responsible thing and didn't have sex with Nanoha, so Ursula didn't blow our head off. If you think that the twins aggressive problem-solving methods need to be addressed, you'll have to come up with something else since Hayate doesn't actually know that that was about to happen.
>>18661070
yes, you are correct. thank you udz.

>>18661087
Note which parts of that timeloopline LG blacked out. Rafale is ours.

>>18661120
One of them is at least. Maybe.

>>18661092
LG, I came to this quest for the Mahou Shounen. I stayed for time loops, harems, incredibly depressing moments, and bizarre, random arguments in the comments. Thank you. I love you. (so homo~)

>>18661134
The one in this current iteration, specifically. The Omegayate Rafale is Omegayate's.

>>18661120
>See's Perrine stalking Beta-Yate (us)
>follows her then seduces her
>Rafale is conceived (In this iteration he is our dark side's son)

>twitter post "No, he's mine."

Negayate knocked up Perrine, not us.

You are Karate Gai, a KamenRider.
One of many KamenRiders.

Right now though, you are shackled to Kenji by a meter of chain, a paintball gun in your hands.

You watch as Keima draws them away by shooting the mines along the bank.
'Well that's different.' you think to yourself.
Up on the tower, the two remaining bontas guard your target, Sousuke's flag.

WAT DO?
[ ]MOVE NOW
[ ]WAIT

>>18661160
Nothing is canon yet bro

>>18661176
Wait.

>>18661176
Wait

>>18661112
>this really isn't an issue. we did the responsible thing and didn't have sex with Nanoha, so Ursula didn't blow our head off.
No matter what the circumstances involved, your girlfriend stalking you with a sniper rifle up to the point of being half a second away from blowing your brains out is, in fact, an issue. It's not an issue Hayate is aware of at the moment, but it's a severe indicator that we as players need to be aware of and take into account.

>>18661176
>One of many KamenRiders.

HMMMMMMM

Also wait

>>18661176
[x] WAIT, stoically.

>>18661160
We're currently Beta-Yate.

[x] Let Red Scarf flutter dramatically in the wind

>>18661169
Yeah, that's the Betayate (dark son) iteration where Rafale kills Betayate. We're the next loop after that, where our correction of that leads us to being absent for a large portion of Rafale's childhood.

>>18661169
You know, I don't think Hayate would care if the kid was IAN's, he'd STILL try and be a good step-father (assuming Perrine joins the family) to the kid.

>>18661191
It's a moral issue on the part of the players. Are you so amoral as to forego common sense?

>>18661193
Why is that anything special? We already know of the Super Sentai branch of the IDPKB. Why wouldn't they have a Kamen Rider branch as well to help clean up the jobs that require more class and less "giant robot battles"

>>18661112
The problem is not "prevent Hayate from traumatizing Nanoha at all costs". The problem is just "prevent Nanoha from becoming traumatized". They failed at that, by splattering Nanoha's crush's brains all over her pretty dress. They planned to kill us in front of Nanoha, as evidenced by their sniper position, instead of just flying up, slapping us silly, and throwing us in transdimensional jail. This is a fairly major issue, albeit on Hayate doesn't know about.

>>18661176
Double Kick. Kenji is a badass, he can deal with one while we get the other.

>>18661219
I think we're making a serious issue out of what was just a joke end to prevent child smut.

>>18661206
Are you sure? I thought we were still beta-yate.

Right now i am imagining the group of us sitting i armchairs around a fireplace smoking pipes and cigars while drinking port and cognac and discussing this.

>>18661247
Kenji is only a badass when he has Max Fightmaster with him.

>>18661219
Ok how about meta knowledge arguments over we get on with what hayate actually knows about

Everyone in our little group has issues we know it move on

Y'all are getting ahead of yourselves with these timelines. None of it is set in stone at this point.

We are discussing possibilities, not certainties.

>>18661217
There is a Rider branch. When the Sentai Branch was mentioned, it was also mentioned that they work with the Riders to protect the Toku universe cluster

A newcomer would look at this thread and ask 'what the hell is going on'?
I sure am.

>>18661252
No, we're Omegayate. Our point of divergence was future-Omegayate going back in time and knocking up Perrine instead of Negayate.

>>18661255

Wait, there are some of us who aren't?

...I better not be the only one doing that or I will feel just silly.

>>18661206
>>18661252
Also, if we're omega-yate, and that plotline is correct, then we essentially knock up Perrine and abandon her.

That goes contrary to everything a classy butler stands for. Besides, we wouldn't have abandoned her because she'd come to the Bureau soon after and meet back up with us.

I think. Fucking time travel, goddamn.

I think this is why paradox is a bad thing.

>>18661255
I was thinking something a bit less structured and more crazy.

>>18661285
Or are we? We could still be at the "Beta" stage of things.

>>18661285
Yes because that is a clearly stated certain fact and not just your personal belief at this point.

>>18661288
I'm sitting on a pile of pillows with my laptop on the table nearby smoking hookah and drinking coffee. That's close, right? I'm wearing a lounge robe and everything.

>>18661301
If we are, then we're fated to die and will have to reload at the SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS divergence point.

>>18661290
We wouldn't necessarily abandon her. How many days have we been in town while Future-yate could have been boning her in her room.

Hell, on Erica's date night, he very easily could have spent most the rest of the day with her, and if the Watch gains the ability to jump dimensions, he could visit her a hell of a lot during that 2 months.

>>18661191
>>18661219
>traumatizing nanoha
I'll bet that E&U's thought process was that if the bureau can do full mind-wipes, they can probably majaik up some specific memory erasage.
>Stalking with a 50cal as opposed to more subtle options
We got in bed for the long haul with a pair of Nazi soldiers, and this sort of behavior shouldn't be too unexpected considering. I for one really like the twins, their personalities and their methods. I'm not in favor of trying to change them.
>>18661255
That's an image i find very appealing, although Hookah is my preferred smoking style.

>>18661273
Almost every thing that LG said "it's not cannon until it appears in thread!" has appeared in thread.

I think we can safely assume that anything LG puts up on his twitter is going to happen, or has already happened, in our universe or in an alternate one.

LG, how long did you spend planning this quest before actually starting it?

It reminds me of a terminator fanfic where the human army used time machines as a strategic asset, and commanders had to have a degree in philosophy before being allowed to use it.

>>18661285
If this is true, then Rafale is indeed ours, and Perrine will live a happy life with us. These are my conditions for being happy. I can accept that we're past-omegayate.

I feel so goddamn sorry for beta-Perrine.

>>18661310

Sounds vaguely like something you'd find in the middle east.

We shall be brothers in class, then.

You opt to wait.
"Kenji. When they get Sousuke's group across the river, we attack."
"Okay man." He tells you as he adjusts his over-thick glasses.
'Any second now...' you think 'right on schedule!'
You watch as Sousuke's group begins to wade through the river.
You see Hayate throw one of the mines behind them.

"NOW!"
You and Kenji bolt up from the bush you were hiding in and run across the river bank.
The two remaining bontas spot you and take aim.

[ ]return fire
[ ]keep running

>>18661339
>I feel so goddamn sorry for beta-Perrine.
Me too. At least she doesn't exist anymore because the waveform of that timeline has been collapsed via time travel into this actualized one.

>>18661334
LG mentioned it as a kar98 where this whole 50cal crap came from I have no clue

>>18661348
I'm abroad in Turkey right now. The folks I'm staying with ooze class. I love it here.

>>18661352

Return fire. We want them as distracted and preoccupied as possible for a proper RIDER KIIICK!

>>18661352
We're a rider. We're a lot better at outrunning paintballs than shooting them. We're here to practice and improve upon our weaknesses, though. Return fire.

>>18661352
[x]return fire while continuing to charge

>>18661352
Run Run Run, fast as we can, we're the grasshopper man.

>>18661339
>LG, how long did you spend planning this quest before actually starting it?

On the first mention of alternate timelines and such, the paths became divergent routes instead of disposeable ones.

My longterm charts now intercross among themselves in a set of vaguely connected largescale webs

>>18661361

My guess was reasonably close, then.

>>18661352
Keep running, focus on avoiding paintballs, any return firing will be holding it in their general direction and squeezing the trigger, all focus goes to running and dodging.

>>18661352
[x] keep running, stoically. get closer before opening fire, or try to rider kick them off the platform and have have Kenji grab the flag in one action-movie worthy stunt.
>>18661356
I aint a /k/ommando and i didn't bother to double-check what the gun was(my bad). one big gun is sorta indistinguishable from another to me.

>>18661352
Return fire. We have to take them out before we cross the river, or we'll be sitting ducks.

>trying to run a quest
>everyone more interested in discussion time-loops and alternate dimensions.

>>18661383
Oh shit look what we caused.

>>18661383
I'm going to go back through the archives, find the first mention of them, and I'm going to find where that poster lives and apply a bolt-cutter to his testicles.

>>18661383
i can see lg having a police investigation like web taking up a whole wall in his house.

>>18661392
The KAR-98K is a standard battle rifle.
A .50 caliber anti-material rifle fires bullets three times as large, and is against equipment and vehicles.

You confused a 4-door sedan for a Mack truck tractor trailer.

>>18661402
Why? This is what makes the quest fun for a very large number of us.

>>18661405
its more like a whole folder of paint files and txt files

>>18661402
With you on that one. Shit is hard enough to manage in one universe.

>>18661405
"Honey, why are you buying so many whiteboard?"

"MOM SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT TIME TRAVEL!"

>>18661430
addendum:

"Oh, our son is so smart. I bet he's going to be a great scientist."

Nope.

>>18661417
and that's why I ain't a gun-person, cause I don't know this shit!
but do you see my point?

>>18661417
A kar-98k is a bolt action carbine that fires 8mm ammunition.

>>18661446
I have to apologise for this gun argument. In my defence, the immaterial/anti-material pun was just too obvious.

>>18661458
And in WW2 it was the standard German battle rifle.

>>18661479
yes it was but it is not a battle rifle, it was a carbine.
But i'm just listing details you're not wrong either.

You keep running in a zig zag pattern to avoid the bullets.
You also keep running to build up speed.
At the edge of the river you grab Kenji's arm and jump.

*roll for jumping*

rolled 2 = 2

>>18661501

rolled 41 = 41

>>18661501
rollan for jumpin skillz

rolled 45 = 45

>>18661501
oh god

rolled 4 = 4

>>18661501
Grasshopper legs!

rolled 82 = 82

>>18661501
What happens if we Rider Kick the ground? Equal and opposite reactions, and all.

rolled 7 = 7

>>18661501
>dem poses

rolled 65 = 65

>>18661506
WELP

>>18661501
I wonder how long till Gai gets his required "Mid Season Upgrade" and if so, which one will he get?

rolled 4 = 4

>>18661501

rolled 80 = 80

>>18661501
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwQbPgouUYo

rolled 58 = 58

>>18661501
RIDER JUMP

rolled 1 = 1

Goddamn the dicegods hate us tonight.
>>18661531

>>18661520

>>18661513

>>18661506

rolled 68 = 68

>>18661501
Rider JUMP!

rolled 77 = 77

>>18661546
shit...

>>18661546
No kidding?

>>18661546
Good job, Fritz, you just got Gai killed.

Good.

Job.

rolled 44 = 44

>>18661546
God Damn it Fritz, one more fuck up like that and I'm revoking your Pirate license.

rolled 50 = 50

>>18661546
They sure do.

rolled 30 = 30

>>18661546
You particularly, it seems.

>>18661563
They give out licenses now?

rolled 98 = 98

>>18661546
you dun goofed.

>>18661574
Not for you they don't

We should probably just... stop rolling, now. Not tempt things further.

>>18661546
HUEHUEHUEHUE TIME?
HUEHUEHUEHUE TIME!

>>18661574
Yeah, it should be right next to your "Official Pirate Software Key Generator" and next to your "Anonymous Membership Card"

>>18661574
Yeah man, Tortuga's been enforcing lawfully licensed pirates ever since the unionization.

Where the fuck have you been?

>>18661586
Oh well i'm a pirate i don't need any licenses.

>>18661597
Are you going to ignore the Code?

>>18661512
>>18661511
'Let's see...' you think in mid-leap 'I've only done this succesfulyl like a handful of times before...'
The water fast approaches your feet.
'looks like this time i'm not so lucky.'
*SPLASH!*
You and Kenji end up 3/4ths of the way across the river.
You bring your gun up and aim at the bontas still taking shots at you, Kenji does the same.

The shower of paintballs makes the two hamsters duck down for cov er.
This buys you enough time to get to the other side.

[ ]climb the tower
[ ]keep shooting from the ground
[ ]other?

>>18661597
You do if you want access to the Pirate Wenches Guild, or get invited to the 35th Annual Pirates Ball.

>>18661595
Tortuga is for pussies anyway, plus their women live in the mud with fat drunks.

rolled 79 = 79

rollan

>>18661529
>kamen rider upgrade
Easy. itll be this one

>>18661631
[x]other
Keep shooting at the Bonta's while climbing the tower.
Have Kenji maintain suppressive fire while dual-wielding our gun and his, and keep on the lookout for landmines.

>>18661631
Climb tower.

Stationary is death. Mobility is victory.

>>18661631
Ikusa, when will you reveal the time-loop secrets to us?

[x] climb the tower with one person going up and the other giving covering fire in short bursts, then switching.

>>18661685
The cuff chains aren't that long, though.

>>18661631
Climb the tower, try to keep suppressive fire on the Bonta's while we do so.

>>18661668
You are shackled to Kenji.
If you climb, he climbs

rolled 75 = 75

>>18661631
Rider Kick the tower down.

>>18661665
>kamen rider IXA
>IKUSA
>IXA
>IKUSA
>IXA

>>18661642
Oy! You insulting me wenches ye lowlife scum? Do it again and i will scuttle ye ship to the depths of the sea and ship ur bum to the locker.

>>18661695
one meter long, that means one person climbs two meters while the other covers after we get off the ground.

[x]climb the tower

>>18661716
Oh goddammit, Kai's girlfriend we introduced him to took after the twins' love of crossdressing guys.

I'm so sorry Kai.

>>18661718
Was that a rape threat?
Btw my ship, notice the famas.

newest tweets, "Still Alive" altered to reference our timelines. that really doesn't bode well for us.

>>18661716
Someone already pointed that out.

>>18661794
Actually the lyrics suggest that we ARE in fact, omega-yate.

"we're out of beta we're jumping through time."
"for the good of all of you except the ones who are dead."
"No sense crying over every mistake..."

That song fits this quest to a T.

LG, you're tying all this shit together marvelously.

>>18661782
naw, i don`t want that from a man, tis wrong that is, no davy jones locker ye nimrod, in terms that are easy to understand: you continue being an asshat i`ll blow your shipp to hell then kill you more deaf then rick santorums presidential campaign run.

You hurridly get to the ladder bolted to the tower's side, Kenji hot on your heels providing suppressing fire.

As you make your way quickly up the 30 feet of wood, something falls from above.
It's a grenade.

WAT DO?
>>18661758
wut>?

>>18661837
Throw it back towards the Bonta's shooting at us.

rolled 4 = 4

>>18661837
use kenji like a flail and bat it away.

>>18661837
>wut?

The Rider IXA picture has him all dressed up. I figured that either meant he'd been genderbent or crossdressed.

I really don't want to genderbend Kai.

KICK THE GRENADE BACK TO WHERE IT CAME FROM.

>>18661837
Use kenji as a shield to take the blast, then use him as a paint soaked flail to beat the shit out of the Bontas.

>>18661837
Rider kick the grenade away!
Or let Kenji toss himself on it to save us

>>18661868
human shields are a technique that the Kamen Riders would never endorse. Shame on you!

>>18661861
It's Gai, not Kai.

>>18661878
Riders would use themselves as human shields to protect friends not the other way around

>>18661893
My bad.

>>18659123
I lol'd, I also have never been called an asshat before.
>>18661837
this
>>18661875

>>18661837
Kick the tower, knock it over so we have more room to dodge.

You flip over while keeping on hand on the ladder.
Using hte heel of your foot, you kick the grenade back up towards the bontas
"FUMO!" you hear them shout out in surprise before the meaty *BLAM/SPLAT*

You quicken your ascent.

>>18661970
What the fuck is that thing? It looks like one of my fucking nightmares given physical form.

You and Keima run from the pursuing group.
They are now one bonta down, the one that took most of the hits dematerialized after they got out of the river.
"RPG'S ARE EFFECTIVE MEANS OF CROWD CONTROL!" you continue taunting Sagara.
Keima keeps firing a few shots over his shoulder.
"See that spot where the river turns into rapids?" He tells you, as he motions to a point a few hundred meters down stream.
"We jump in there."
"Okay!" you answer him.
"THE MOSSIN-NAGANT IS AN OVER-HYPED PIECE OF SHIT THAT SHOULD ONLY BE USED AS FIREWOOD!"

You run and fire.

>>18662013
That's Kuuga you insensitive ass.

>>18662013
it's a mantis shrimp.
Delicious as fuck.

>>18662037
God he must seriously want to slaughter us, he knows we are doing it just for the effect but it still is affecting him too much

Alright, I'm going to sleep now.

Don't fuck up, and don't give LG any more ideas.

>>18662062
>>18662062

Welcome back LG, how was your trip?

>>18662062
It is terrifying.

rolled 6 = 6

>>18662037
"I WANT TO USE A GUN BLADE, BECAUSE GUNS ARE SO LAME, YOU NEED TO PUT A SWORD ON IT TO MAKE IT AWESOME!"

>>18662138
We're trying to make him angry, not give him an aneurysm.

>>18662037
gotta say something about this
pic related

>>18662194
Wut.

"Goddamn. I'm bored." Touma says as he idly swings his feet from the branch he and Ken are sitting on in the tree.
"How about we play some Old Maid?" the other youth says as he pulls out a deck of cards.
"Meh. Sure."

>>18662037

THE SHOW TOPSHOT IS NOT A REALITY SHOW, IT IS AN EXTENDED COMMERCIAL ABOUT GUN PRODUCTS.

>>18662197
fuckers are gonna get us Death Marched home.
CONSTANT VIGILANCE

>>18662196
yes they really make bayonets for glocks.
http://glockstore.com/pgroup_descrip/19_Knives/7743_Pistol+Bayonet/

>>18662232
That looks completely ridiculous.

"ALL GUNS SHOULD BE GUNBLADES! NOTHING MORE HONORABLE THAN SHOOTING SOMEONE IN THE NECK AS YOU STAB HIM!"
Sousuke snaps. He lets out an unearthly roar and throws his paintball gun to the ground.
He draws his knife from where it was strapped to his lower back.
The kukri menacingly held in his hand.
He breaks a full run towards you, the BOnta still shackled to him dragging on the ground like a sack of rocks.

**ROLL FOR NOT GETTING MURDER-KILLED BY SOUSUKE**

>>18662194
Goddamn, even I got mad.
That blade is like what? 2 inches long?
and that fucking long ass mag. if you attached the blade to it, you have yourself a fuckign spear.

Now, this is a gun, guys.

Extended clip, bitches!

>>18662255
And that is why we mention it to souske

rolled 32 = 32

>>18662261
RUN AWAY!

rolled 55 = 55

>>18662261
we dead now.

rolled 15 = 15

>>18662261

rolled 32 = 32

>>18662261
Being murder-killed seems like a bad thing.

Let's avoid it.

rolled 53 = 53

>>18662261
And then we were a corpse.

rolled 70 = 70

>>18662261
no murder today!

rolled 34 = 34

>>18662261
...Okay, maybe we went a little too far. Only times Sousuke got this mad...was when facing Gouron.

rolled 82 = 82

>>18662261
Now, it's time to use an old tactic the Desert Punk taught me.

RUN LIKE A BITCH!

>>18662266
the fuck. is that like fifty rounds?
WHY.

>inb4 beltfed pistol

rolled 86 = 86

>>18662261

Oh shit, he mad. Distract him!

"You get mad over gunblades yet you pilot a mech instead of a tank and travel in a submarine aircraft carrier! THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!"

rolled 77 = 77

>>18662293
25-28 by the looks of it.

>>18662293
what was that about beltfed pistols?

>>18662293
It's actually a mock-up of what a gun would look like with all those ammo extensions you find in a game. It was designed in a 3d editor by the looks of it.

rolled 86 = 86

>>18662261
rollan again, we can do better than this.

seriously he's going to destroy us.

>>18662328
I cannot fathom how that would actually work.

>>18662328
How does that work? Where does the belt go?

"HOLYSHIT. RUN!" You scream as you pick up Keima like you've done before and dash towards the rapids.
You jump in as the blade passes a few inches from your back, swooshing as it goes through the air.

**ROLL FOR JUMPING IN TO THE RAPIDS UNINJURED**

>>18662314
Nah thats 50 i think, [if it was a 9mm]
But goddamn, that is a long ass magazine.

>>18662338
Magic? The pistol itself looks modified.

rolled 11 = 11

>>18662359
SSHHHIIIIITTTT!

rolled 19 = 19

>>18662359
"Swim? the fall alone will kill ya"

rolled 79 = 79

>>18662359
Fuck, shit, RUN!

>>18662342
links separate when round is chambered, then get spat out with brass?

rolled 39 = 39

>>18662359
You ask for an impossibility, sir.

rolled 3 = 3

>>18662359
I get the feeling Mao is here watching and laughing

rolled 40 = 40

>>18662366
>>18662373
>>18662382
we are going to be fed our own intestines.

rolled 44 = 44

>>18662359
Rollan for safe Jumpan

rolled 71 = 71

>>18662359
SWIIIM, DEAR GOD SWIM!

rolled 73 = 73

>>18662359
still not dying today!
thats assuming its double stacked.

rolled 77 = 77

>>18662359
Maybe we pushed Sousuke a little too much?
That knife was awfully close.

rolled 78 = 78

>>18662394
why not go the extra mile and make a gay sailor/ marine joke?

>>18662394
Well, we know his absolute RAGE trigger now.

Never, ever, mention a gunblade around him again. . .

rolled 7 = 7

>>18662417
Does a glock bayonet count?

>>18662373
>>18662366
You jump in and try and land feet first.
you feel a sharp pain in your foot as you plunge in.
You surfacein the whitewash with Keima sputtering as he begins to be swept downstream.
Around you, paintballs impact the water and a boot, thrown by Sousuke, flies through the air milimeters from your nose.

>>18662360
nah thats just a regular gun with a belt jammed into where the mag would go.
No way that would work with no spring to push the bullets in, or a mechanisim to pull the belt through.

but still, I mad.

So LG do you keep a list of things that piss /k/ off on hand for times like this?

>>18662438
I certainly do now. Now, to wait a few weeks to make the gunblade comment.

>>18662432
Crap, did we just puncture our foot? Or sprain our ankle?

Either way, swim towards Keima, help him stay above water, and try to get to one of the river banks.

rolled 2 = 2

>>18662432
They do make conversions for belt fed ar's, but yes i would say it is bullshit.

*nomnomnomnomnomnom*
No other sound could be heard in the Cafeteria.
On the floor hundreds and hundreds of candy wrappers are scattered like dead leaves.
Tables are laden with cake and other sweet delicacies
Glasses sit in between them, now empty of the sundaes and parfaits they contained just a few minutes ago.
*nomnomnomnomnomnom*
At the counter, Chef continues to add to the already meters long list.

"Hey Chef!" Luccinni takes a break from the flan she was inhaling, "Do you have some Tiramisu?"


>>18662438
I dabble in that, yes. But most of this shit is random stuff.

>>18662527
Oh god, we're so screwed. And no one is there to record it.

>>18662527
We're gonna die broke.

>>18662527
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
our waaaaaaaaaaaaallet.
we are never going to get the swag palace.

>>18662527
....
....We JUST escaped from a huge debt to the Yakuza, and now we're going to be in a huge debt to Chef and the Bureau!
Goddammit, and we were going to sign the paperwork for that house tomorrow!

>>18662541
>>18662555
>>18662585
No, Shirou is gonna die broke.

You swim up to Keima and grab him around the waist, rocks and frothing water sliding by you.
"YOu okay?" You ask.
"Just a bad landing. I'm okay now." he answers you as he coughs.
"So we got away from them. What now?" You ask him.
"I.. I didn't plan this far ahead." he answers.

>>18662609
No, we told Illya to tell the chef to put it on our tab. Then Sakura and Zucchini got involved, too.

fucking coyotes, had to leave my computer cause my perimeter was about to be breached. nothing a warning shot from my mossberg 500 didn't solve though. Fucking country areas.

>>18662621
"Then we'll have to find something to do."

Then kiss him.

>>18662621
Return to base

>>18662621
"Alright, first thing we do is get to shore."
Swim to shore, and wring out our clothes. We also need to check that neither of us is injured.

>>18662621
Honestly after a distraction of that magnitude if Gai and Kenji couldn't get the flag we're boned. What we should do now is make sure the path from Sagara's base to ours is clear so they can return safely.

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You sit in the back of the Armored vehicle dripping wet and tired.
A swig of Healing Blue from your wineskin took care of your sprained ankle.
Kenji is covered by green paint, he stepped on one of the mines Touma moved after he and gai got the enemies' flag back to your base.

Everyone is tired as fuck but thier faces show contentment.
"Great work everyone," Came Sousuke's voice from the front of the vehicle. "I hope you all enjoyed this training trip. I'd welcome all of you again for another one soon."
You see Touma and Ken grimace at this.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18662658
Much as I like the idea, and I do like it, it isn't the right time.

Let's head for Sagara's base, just to make sure the flag's been grabbed.

Did we retain our weapons?

>>18662675
Thank Sagara. Ask Kraus how bored he is.

>>18662675
ask the others what they think of Gunblades.

Has Sagara returned our devices yet?

>>18662527
>"All security available security personnel report to the cafeteria." The Commander orders his men. "THIS IS NOT A DRILL!" #msq

>>18662675
Sir, Thank You, Sir. I had a great time, it was fun and we're all probably better off should we be forced into a survival situation in the future. Hell I doubt we'll find a rebel army hellbent on killing us as dangerous and Sagara trying to train us.

>>18662675
Did we get Kraus back? I think this calls for a drink in celebration.
Or at least, swigs of Healing Blue all around.
Thank Sousuke for helping us get better.
Ask Kraus for an update, see if any messages are waiting for us, and mentillate to Erica if she's been able to get Illya to the Infirmary.

>>18662675
"It was a hell of an experience, man." Ask what Keima's opinion of it was.

>>18662675
Hug Keima. Linger a bit too long, look him in the eyes, give a bashful smile, and spend the rest of the trip back contentedly quiet.

>>18662675
Best camping trip I've ever had. No starvation, no bears trying to kill me, no spirits haunting my sleep. Man we should do this again some time.

>>18662704
We need to get Mike to hand us a copy of the security footage

rolled 2 = 2

>scenario I didnt get to use
>rolling

>>18662758
>no spirits
Oh yeah, that's right. No ghosts of the hundreds of depressed people who committed suicide, or rolling over in our sleep and waking up to a faceful of human bones.