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  • File: 1333855968.jpg-(18 KB, 200x200, Chaos.jpg)
    18 KB All my Chaos Op 04/07/12(Sat)23:32 No.18617998  
    Decided to start about half an hour early, mostly becouse I'm bored. On with the game!


    Episode 2

    In the last episode of All My Chaos Eliphas had the first three classes of his first day at Hammer High, one of the most prestigious schools in the world. He met his teachers, spoke with his childhood friend Silvana Dominica, and met an angry young lady named Aella. He beat the hell out of several students in gym class under Professor Russ, and he kicked his way into the ladies locker room, making some enemies among the female students. When we ended out last episode he had just begin his social studies class, under Professor Sanguinius and was talking quietly to another young lady seated next to him.
    >> Op 04/07/12(Sat)23:39 No.18618121
    >>18617998
    Bump
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:41 No.18618177
    Explain how large hair can cause "Rocking"
    >> Op 04/07/12(Sat)23:46 No.18618259
    >>18618177
    When you explain this to her she glances at Professor Sanguinius and his long hair and begins giggleing quietly
    >> Op 04/07/12(Sat)23:55 No.18618393
    The class continues as normal for now
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)00:04 No.18618522
    The class is almost over, is there anything you would like Eliphas to do during the last bit of class?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:08 No.18618573
    Flip his desk over and walk out early.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:08 No.18618582
    nope, let us proceed to the next class
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)00:09 No.18618596
    >>18618573
    Are you sure you want to anger the professor who smashes a metal desk with one hit?
    If so, I will continue with that
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:10 No.18618613
    Do it dammit. It's highschool, rebel a little.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)00:13 No.18618671
    >>18618613
    Very well.

    Professor Sanguinius doesn't take your rebellion, or disrupting of his class,well. He kicks you in the chest, knocking the wind out of you and sending you on your ass and tells you to sit back down.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:17 No.18618717
    >>18618671
    IC:.... well, it was worth it

    OOC: not really, no, now we just ended up looking like a moron

    Let's get to nect class, then
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)00:18 No.18618735
    >>18618717
    You exchange numbers with the sickly looking girl you where talking to in class(suggested near the end of the last thread) and head onto your next class.
    .... oh wait, you have lunch next.
    You head on to lunch.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:20 No.18618762
    >>18618735

    Instigate a food fight, attempt to make it look like a teacher started it.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)00:21 No.18618774
    >>18618762
    There are no Teachers in here yet, and you don't have any food to start tossing yet.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:22 No.18618783
    Go get some food, I guess. What is there to eat?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:22 No.18618787
    >>18618774

    Obtain food, and develop a tactics plan for the food fight.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)00:24 No.18618811
    >>18618783
    The lunch workers appear to be Nids. The school food is mostly slop, healthy nutricious slop, but slop.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:24 No.18618825
    >>18618811
    Acquire food.
    Scan the room for people we know.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:25 No.18618829
    >>18618811
    no pointless food fight, find Silvana
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:26 No.18618845
    >>18618829

    fine, do this, but be ready fro food fight.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)00:26 No.18618850
    Oh. I've come to some decisions regarding how the 'factions' are set up.
    Some are obvious, Orks are Orks, etc.
    But some, like Space Marine Chapters, are specific groups or clubs within the school,
    For example, the Ultrasmurfs are the football team, where as the Space Wolves are the Hockey team(with a very bad foul record). Noise Marines would mostly be in the Music club or School Band, etc.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:27 No.18618867
    >>18618850
    What in Archaon's name is this all about?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:29 No.18618896
    Make friends with the Orks. Adopt a terrible cockney accent around them.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:29 No.18618897
    >>18618850
    Black Templar Rugby team?

    >First captcha was the bat signal and the sears tower.
    What the fuck, captcha
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:29 No.18618905
    >>18618867
    Yesterday there was a topic about 4 chaos demonettes (each of a different flavor) vying for your affections. Turned into a quest thread set in high school 40k.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:29 No.18618907
    >>18618867
    this is a highschool 40k dating sim that somehow spawned from a "pick your demonette" thread yesterday.

    check archives on suptg, it should be there somwhere
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)00:29 No.18618911
    >>18618825
    You notice Silvana, Aella, the sickly girl from Social Studies, and that chick who saw your boner in homeroom all share lunch hour with you. Silvana is sitting with a group of other girls talking. Aella is sitting on her own, mostly kicking away people who try to sit near her. The sickly girl is also sitting off in a corner on her own. And the other girl is sitting in a mixed gender group.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:29 No.18618912
    >>18618850
    And what of Nurgle's ilk? I'm curious.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:31 No.18618926
    >>18618912
    Well we did make friends with Nurgle's daughter yesterday

    >>18618850
    Attempt to learn more about clubs
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:31 No.18618936
    >>18618911
    Sit with Aella.
    Don't let her chase us off.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)00:32 No.18618945
    >>18618926
    From who?
    Also, you have aquired slop.
    Coach Russ comes barreling into the cafeteria with the hockey team, all year threes or fours, they grab their food, and he grabs himself beer, and they take a table of their own.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:32 No.18618947
    >>18618911
    Try to have lunch with the sickly girl and aella
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)00:33 No.18618960
    >>18618936
    You go to sit next to Aella, she goes to kick your knee. What do you do?
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)00:34 No.18618971
    >>18618947
    They aren't sitting close to each other. Not too far away mind you, but they aren't sitting close together.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:34 No.18618974
    >>18618960
    Laugh it off.
    Continue our efforts to sit with her.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:34 No.18618975
    >>18618960

    Take the blow and ignore it.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:35 No.18618984
    >>18618960
    Take it like a man and then punch her back.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)00:35 No.18618986
    >>18618974
    She says "Fuck off jackass, I'm eating alone"
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:35 No.18618989
    >>18618975
    This.
    Eliphas is Alpha as fuck.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)00:35 No.18618996
    rolled 25 = 25

    >>18618984
    Rolling
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:36 No.18619000
    >>18618986
    Ask why.
    If she pulls a knife on you back off and go eat somewhere else
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:36 No.18619004
    >>18618986
    "And so am I. Right here."
    Take the seat next to her.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)00:36 No.18619010
    rolled 79 = 79

    >>18618996
    She ducks smoothly but smirks and moves over so you can sit. "Atleast you have the guys to hit back, jackass"
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)00:37 No.18619019
    rolled 42 = 42

    >>18619010
    guts*
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:38 No.18619030
    Tell her that, while we may not be huge ourselves, we have huge guts.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:39 No.18619043
    >>18619010
    Challenge her to another fight since you both lost the last one.
    But no bet this time just strait up fightin.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:39 No.18619045
    >>18619030
    Yes.
    We are a berserker-packin' man-and-a-half.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)00:40 No.18619053
    rolled 19 = 19

    >>18619043
    She looks at you. "I already said next gym class Jackass. Or are you deaf pervert rather than just a pervert?"
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:41 No.18619062
    Ask her what dead panthers have to do with anything.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:41 No.18619064
    >>18619053
    "Not deaf. Just impatient."
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:41 No.18619071
    rolled 28 = 28

    >>18619053

    "I am all kinds of pervert!" Pick up a chair and throw it randomly.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)00:42 No.18619074
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>18619062
    ....She just stares at you then starts chuckleing.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)00:42 No.18619084
    rolled 50 = 50

    >>18619071
    I will repeat what I said in previous thread. Only my rolls count.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:43 No.18619092
    Punch her in the solar plexus while she's distracted. Shout surprise afterwards.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:44 No.18619102
    >>18619074
    "So, where'd you learn to fight like that? You're good. Better than a high school girl from a rich family would normally have any reason to be."
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:44 No.18619113
    >>18619084
    Ask if she is in any clubs. Then check how much time you have left for lunch
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)00:45 No.18619118
    rolled 27 = 27

    >>18619092
    >>18619102
    Vote, both of these can progress with her in different ways
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)00:46 No.18619138
    rolled 58 = 58

    >>18619113
    Just a note. You where informed that year one students are going to have their last two classes of the day cut so they can play meet and greet with the clubs and join ones they want to. So she isn't part of any club yet.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:46 No.18619146
    >>18619118
    i vote this one
    >>18619102
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:47 No.18619150
    >>18619118
    this
    >>18619102
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)00:49 No.18619164
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>18619102
    She just looks at you. "None of your bussiness Jackass." Then she turns away and focuses on her food. You realise at this point you never told her your name.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:51 No.18619194
    Introduce yourself, but don't apologize for not doing so earlier. That or taunt her.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:52 No.18619205
    >>18619164
    Tell her your name. Then ask if she has any other friends
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:52 No.18619212
    >>18619164
    "I'm Eliphas, by the way."
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:53 No.18619218
    >>18619194

    After this walk away, with the table, say you are going on a date with it.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)00:54 No.18619236
    rolled 25 = 25

    >>18619205
    She just shrugs off your name. "Why the fuck would I need any friends Jackass? These people are all too weak anyway" She waves in the general direction of....the entire cafeteria
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:54 No.18619245
    >>18619236
    I find those that act tough tend to be the weakest.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:55 No.18619252
    >>18619236

    Now take the table and leave.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:55 No.18619255
    >>18619245
    This.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:55 No.18619268
    >>18619245
    Fucking this. Taunt her.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:56 No.18619271
    >>18619236
    If she so strong then why did Silvia knock her out with one kick during that fight?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:57 No.18619293
    >>18619245
    I am now imagining us being voiced by Steve Blum.
    And now you are too.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)00:57 No.18619296
    rolled 28 = 28

    >>18619245
    She turns to you grinning wildly. "you're gonna regret those words next time we fight Jackass. And this time your little girlfriend won't be saveing you from loseing."
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:58 No.18619303
    >>18619296

    Now can we take the table and leave?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:58 No.18619306
    >>18619296
    "IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!"
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:58 No.18619312
    >>18619303
    No you flip the table
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)00:59 No.18619328
    >>18619312

    Fine, but I require table based actions.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)01:00 No.18619335
    rolled 40 = 40

    >>18619306
    She smirks, though you could swear for a moment you could catch a real smile. "Sure it isn't Jackass. That's why you followed her around like a puppy dog in class,then went out of your way to save her."

    >>18619303
    Do you really want to embaress yourself more infront of the student body?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:00 No.18619336
    Flip the table and shout "Mortal Kombat!" Pronounce the K.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:01 No.18619353
    >>18619335
    The Orks and Angry Marines will respect us.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:01 No.18619357
    >>18619335

    YES, if anybody questions it, HIT THEM WITH THE TABLE!!!
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:02 No.18619367
    >>18619335
    "I could never think of her like that. She's like my sister. Now you on the other hand..."
    Keep her on the defensive.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 04/08/12(Sun)01:03 No.18619376
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    >>18619335
    Oh wow she sound and act exactly like Jack.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)01:03 No.18619380
    rolled 56 = 56

    >>18619367
    Ok, another vote
    This.
    Or being an idiot with the table flipping?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:04 No.18619385
    >>18619380
    this
    >>18619367
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:04 No.18619395
    >>18619380
    This for now
    >>18619367
    then if she makes us mad then flip the table
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)01:05 No.18619397
    rolled 86 = 86

    >>18619376
    This is not on purpose. Though now that you point it out I am noticeing it.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:05 No.18619411
    Table action all the way.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)01:06 No.18619413
    rolled 51 = 51

    >>18619367
    She blushes lightly and turns away. "Shut up ya damn pervert."
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:07 No.18619424
    >>18619413

    How much time is left for lunch?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:07 No.18619425
    >>18619413
    How much longer till lunch ends
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)01:08 No.18619439
    rolled 34 = 34

    >>18619424
    Bout half an hour, give or take. Then one more class. Then the meet and greet with clubs.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:09 No.18619470
    >>18619413
    "What's the matter, strike a nerve? To get a big tough girl like you, blushing like a virgin on her wedding night, I must have."
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:10 No.18619474
    >>18619439
    I say we go look for the kid in the red hoodie with the black bird on it. I heard good shit about that guy.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:10 No.18619481
    >>18619439
    Mind if we skip to the clubs might be cool.
    Or is the next class awesome
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)01:11 No.18619489
    rolled 97 = 97

    >>18619470
    She twitches for a moment. Then looks at her now empty food tray. Then whips around and smashes it into your face. "Dont' make things up Jackass." She storms out of the Cafeteria.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)01:12 No.18619503
    rolled 61 = 61

    >>18619481
    Next class is intro to Tzeentch girl. That is what the first dayis. One class with each girl, then clubs.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:12 No.18619511
    >>18619489

    Acquire new girl to talk with, how about the one who saw our boner?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:13 No.18619513
    Start singing 99 Problems very loudly.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:13 No.18619533
    >>18619489
    Now go check on sickly girl since you never asked for her name
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)01:13 No.18619534
    rolled 58 = 58

    >>18619511
    She is in a multi-gender group of people at the moment.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:14 No.18619540
    >>18619513
    Hell.
    Yes.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:16 No.18619561
    >>18619540

    No. We only make a fool of ourself with violent actions.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:16 No.18619571
    Singing isn't violent. It will make us popular.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:17 No.18619582
    >>18619571

    I know it isn't violent, that is why I am against it.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:19 No.18619603
    >>18619534

    Go talk to her, bonus points for interrupting someone talking. But first, think of Aella naked, we should met again as we did part, with a bonner.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)01:19 No.18619604
    rolled 11 = 11

    Ok, since someone said no to the singing. It's between checking on the sickly girl, or the chick from homeroom.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:19 No.18619605
    >>18619582
    I can't argue with that.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:19 No.18619607
    >>18619534
    ok lets just go to the next class its getting a little boring
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:19 No.18619610
    >>18619603
    Do it.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:20 No.18619614
    >>18619604
    Sickly girl
    Since we STILL don't know her name
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:20 No.18619617
    Guys, we need to go make friends and become bros with other people besides the girls. Orks are usually funny as fuck, so let's go sit by them.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:20 No.18619618
    Walk up to the homeroom girl, whip out, and ask her how she likes these apples.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:21 No.18619630
    >>18619617
    I agree.
    Th bitches can wait lets go see some bros
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:22 No.18619639
    >>18619630
    Look for dudes skulking in corners in red hoodies with black birds on them.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)01:22 No.18619643
    rolled 61 = 61

    >>18619618
    Vetoing this idea. Sorry,but no
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:22 No.18619650
    >>18619617
    Ditto about the orks.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)01:23 No.18619664
    rolled 53 = 53

    >>18619639
    There is no one dressed like that here.

    The groups do not nessicerily wear the same things as canon. IE the Blood Ravens won't be wearing red hoodies with black birds.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 04/08/12(Sun)01:23 No.18619667
    >>18619639
    I'm going with this. These kids are usually lucky getting all the gifts.
    Would be great to have friend like this. Ensure your stuff isn't sunddenly gifted and you have place to sell off stuff you don't need.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)01:24 No.18619680
    rolled 42 = 42

    >>18619650
    Very well.
    You head over to a group of Orks who appear to be argueing over something in their accents


    Note:The OP can not write in Ork to save his life, so please just imagine it.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:25 No.18619696
    >>18619680

    Find the biggest one, and punch them in the back of the head as hard as you can.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:26 No.18619700
    >>18619680
    You go up and knock the biggest one out with a plate.
    Then declare yourself leader of the orks
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:26 No.18619706
    Let's look around and see what groups there are currently in the room with us. The Orks might not even be in the lunch room.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:26 No.18619715
    >>18619696
    No, talk to him first
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:27 No.18619730
    Go up to the group, pull out a pencil and say "DAKKA"
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:27 No.18619731
    >>18619715

    and hit him with a chair while he is talking? Brilliant!! Do it!
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)01:27 No.18619733
    rolled 100 = 100

    >>18619700
    Rolling
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:27 No.18619734
    >>18619715
    >talk
    these are orks or at least highschool versions of them so they respond only to violence
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)01:28 No.18619740
    rolled 53 = 53

    >>18619733
    BAM he goes down and the orks just stare at you in awe before pulling you into the group.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:28 No.18619741
    >>18619733
    AW SHIT
    WE WARBOSS NOW
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 04/08/12(Sun)01:29 No.18619745
    >>18619733
    WE ARE THE BIGGEST AND THE STRONGEST.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:29 No.18619754
    >>18619740
    Tell them to bring you more dakka. Oh, and say you're going to unite all the warbands. Can't have splinter groups under our new regime.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)01:31 No.18619765
    rolled 51 = 51

    >>18619754
    They immediately set out to get you things, and to challenge other warbands,.One stays behind, tinkering with something mechanical.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:32 No.18619779
    >>18619765
    Act like a total boss.
    introduce your new friends to Silvia or the sickly girl and ask if either one of them wants to joing the warband
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:32 No.18619780
    >>18619765
    Speak to this mekboy. Find out what he's working on.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:32 No.18619784
    Ask the git what he's doing.
    >> Frosted Weasel !!dLUhj2yYgMt 04/08/12(Sun)01:32 No.18619786
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    >>18619733
    I have the biggest grin right now. And the weirdest boner.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:33 No.18619794
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    >>18619765
    Kick him in the ass and tell him to build you a guitar that shoots things. CUZ WE IZ MADE FER ROKKIN
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)01:34 No.18619807
    rolled 50 = 50

    >>18619780
    Apparently it's some kind of prank device, or from what you could gather from the accent. It's supposed to go off and make a big boom then.....you couldn't make out the rest.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:35 No.18619825
    Ork thing aside (because it's brilliant), why is /tg/ being so fucking stupid with all the social situations in this one?

    I know it's supposed to be light hearted and fun, and it would be great if you guys could do that. Unfortunately there's seems to be a few of you (or one very dedicated samefag) who think(s) that lolRandumb is the way to go to achieve that. Let's play chaotic, not chaotic stupid is what I'm saying.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:35 No.18619827
    >>18619807
    now do this
    >>18619794

    Also i just realized we can't lose another fight with aella or we lose control the war
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 04/08/12(Sun)01:36 No.18619829
    >>18619807
    Ha. Tell him to test it soon on someone (That isn't us) and if it work then mass produce it.
    >All my Chaos turning into All my Orks
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:37 No.18619838
    >>18619807

    Tell him to make a gun to shoot them out of next.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:37 No.18619846
    >>18619825
    >why is /tg/ being so fucking stupid with all the social situations in this one?
    where do you think we are.

    and lets stop right there or go make a thread about /tg/ awkwardness
    THIS IS ABOUT HIGHSCHOOL 40K
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)01:37 No.18619847
    rolled 37 = 37

    >>18619829
    He throws it at some members of the painting club. ......Oooooh. It's a paint bomb.....with dog shit. They don't appear to be happy.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:37 No.18619850
    >>18619827
    Are you saying you would actually mind taking orders from her?
    All we have to do is keep teasing her and get her so hot for us that if we DO lose she just orders us to go out with her. No matter who wins the fight, we win the war.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:38 No.18619853
    >>18619794
    Do this now OP
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 04/08/12(Sun)01:38 No.18619861
    >>18619847
    BRILLIANT.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)01:39 No.18619862
    rolled 38 = 38

    >>18619853
    While the painting club, mostly Eldar incedently, is baring down on you?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:39 No.18619868
    >>18619862
    >Eldar
    We are uniting the warbands we dont need a bunch of space elfs
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:40 No.18619871
    Challenge them and all their boyz after school. Gotta man up for your new underlings.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:40 No.18619872
    >>18619862

    Throw a table at them.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:40 No.18619877
    >>18619862
    Yes. We will repel them with our ROKK
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)01:40 No.18619880
    rolled 37 = 37

    >>18619868
    Yes, but they are angry at you. And this is a school where gym class usually involves beating the hell out of each other. And they are atleast year 2 to be in a club already
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:41 No.18619884
    >>18619862
    Call back your boyz and declare a WAAAAAAAGH!
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)01:41 No.18619891
    rolled 36 = 36

    >>18619872
    Rolling
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:42 No.18619895
    >>18619853
    And then we use the guitar to bring the Noise Marines under our control through the power of 80s Glam Rock!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f-pesA8DME
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:42 No.18619896
    >>18619862
    Krump dose poncy eldar. And remember to tell them they're twiggy.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:42 No.18619902
    >>18619891
    DAMMIT
    WHO KEEPS WANTING THROW TABLES
    THERE IS A TIME AND PLACE FOR THAT
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)01:42 No.18619904
    rolled 87 = 87

    You miss. You table lands on a table of the Hall Guards, they call themselves the Inquisition.They also don't appear happy.

    You notice that Silvana is trying to not notice you, and pretend she doesn't know you.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:43 No.18619909
    >>18619904
    Oh god. Get yer boyz and get the fuck outta there.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:43 No.18619911
    >>18619902
    Yeah. Every time and every place. In the immortal words of Captain Murphy....Is there ever a bad time for pudding?
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)01:43 No.18619914
    rolled 30 = 30

    >>18619902
    In this case it was appropriate becouse angry people wanting to kick your ass where bearing down on you. It just didn't work out
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:43 No.18619917
    >>18619904
    RETREAT WITH WARBAND
    LIVE TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 04/08/12(Sun)01:44 No.18619919
    >>18619904
    >87
    >Hit the hall guards
    THAT MUST ATLEAST DO SOME DAMAGE. PREPARE FOR TACTICAL RETREAT.
    Charging in right now would just weaken our warband.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:44 No.18619922
    >>18619904
    Wave and call out to her. No way she's escaping the embarrassment that easy.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:44 No.18619927
    >>18619922
    HEY SILVANA! HEY! WANT TO JOIN MY WAAAAGH?!
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)01:45 No.18619929
    rolled 25 = 25

    >>18619919
    That 87 was becouse I'm not turning off dice when I post. I'm only rolling when I say Rolling
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:45 No.18619931
    >>18619904
    TACTICAL RETREAT

    We will return when our warband is larger though.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:45 No.18619935
    >>18619917
    >>18619919
    >>18619909
    ALSO CARRY SILVIA OUT OF THERE WITH YOU GUYS
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 04/08/12(Sun)01:46 No.18619946
    >>18619922
    Glorious. Our childhood friend will now be our partner in crime. GRAB HER HAND AND RUN.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)01:46 No.18619952
    rolled 24 = 24

    You retreat with your band, those that didn't run off to get things for you anyway. And embarress Silvana on the way out.....she looks upset. You are now outside, and away from violance aimed at your person.But you have made some more enemies
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:46 No.18619953
    >>18619935
    >ALSO CARRY SILVANA OUT OF THERE WITH YOU GUYS
    ftfy
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:47 No.18619960
    >>18619952

    Explain to her that it is phase one in your conquest of the school, and that you need her help.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)01:48 No.18619968
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>18619960
    She is still inside.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 04/08/12(Sun)01:48 No.18619969
    >>18619952
    SOME enemy. The Eldar are a bunch of artsy with small number. The only real enemy is the Inquisition.
    Now we need to find a base of operation.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:48 No.18619973
    >>18619952
    well fuck we got the the eldar and the fucking Inquisition
    only thing we can do now is make allies with other members of the school and unite the warbands.
    and also date some girl or something i completely forget anyway
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:49 No.18619982
    >>18619952
    Meet up with the rest of our warband. Tell them to look out fer dem inquisitive type fingies. Also we need more dakka. Lots and lots of dakka.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)01:49 No.18619988
    rolled 78 = 78

    The bell rings. Time for your next class.
    History
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:49 No.18619990
    >>18619968
    See if the mekboy can make us a concealable shoota and rubber bullets.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 04/08/12(Sun)01:50 No.18619992
    >>18619988
    History? BETTER BE MR.BJORN.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)01:50 No.18619998
    rolled 46 = 46

    Also,why do I have a feeling /tg/ is going to turn this from a light hearted parody dateing sim thing into a war game?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:50 No.18620004
    >>18619988

    Well I guess we need to go to class and find out who our teacher is, and maybe flip tables. Are we getting levels in table flipping? because we should we seem to be doing it alot.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 04/08/12(Sun)01:51 No.18620008
    >>18619998
    Hey Warboss can love too. Don't see why it can't be both.
    CONQUER THE SCHOOL IN THE NAME OF LOVE.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:51 No.18620011
    >>18619998
    Because it's /tg/. That's our specialty.

    Run to history class. If there are any Orks, make sure they're in our warband. If not, smack the leader and tell him he's a git.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:51 No.18620013
    >>18619998
    Because thats what /tg/ is MASTER OF THE DERAIL

    see if anyone of your warband is in your next class
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:51 No.18620014
    >>18619998

    Love, war, we want both.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)01:52 No.18620015
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>18620004
    You are not. Table flipping is based off of your Str, which you level up in other ways.

    You head to History class, taught by the Vice Principal actuilly. Mr. Horus
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:52 No.18620022
    >>18620015
    OH BOY HERE WE GO
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 04/08/12(Sun)01:53 No.18620028
    >>18620017
    He's busy with the twins from the medicae.
    >>18620015
    >Horus
    Ahahah oh wow.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:53 No.18620031
    >>18620015

    How do we level our str?

    Also acquire targets, orks and girls, who is who and were?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:53 No.18620033
    >>18620015
    oh so the EMPEROR isn't using the golden desk yet cool i wonder how this plays out
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:53 No.18620035
    >>18620015
    Does he have an assistant?
    Is the assistant Mr. Pius?
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)01:55 No.18620050
    rolled 34 = 34

    >>18620033
    The principal is already crippled. And yes, his wheelchair is golden.

    There are no Orks in this class sadly. They had to run to other classes, the Mekboy seemed happy to go to chemistry.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 04/08/12(Sun)01:56 No.18620062
    >>18620050
    What about the girls?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:56 No.18620063
    >>18620050

    And girls? or do we have to flip a table to get noticed? don't put it past us, we'll do it.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:56 No.18620064
    >>18620050
    Well who's in this class? Any spess mehreens? Kayos spess mehreens? Daemonettes? Necrons? Tau?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:57 No.18620076
    >>18620064
    well he said the tzeetch girl is in this one
    I DEMAND SHE WEAR GLASSES
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)01:58 No.18620080
    rolled 50 = 50

    >>18620064
    No, No, Not answering, One, a couple
    In order.

    You are directed to a seat behind a girl with feathers on her arms.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)01:58 No.18620090
    rolled 97 = 97

    >>18620076
    Already planned on it
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)01:59 No.18620099
    >>18620090
    >Already planned on it
    Oh you.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:00 No.18620107
    >>18620080
    Introduce yourself to birdgirl
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:00 No.18620114
    >>18620107
    Be suave as all dapper about it.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 04/08/12(Sun)02:00 No.18620116
    >>18620080
    Say hello to her.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:01 No.18620124
    >>18620090
    Introduce ourself before class starts.
    Use a fake name.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)02:01 No.18620125
    rolled 67 = 67

    >>18620107
    She smiles slightly at you and extends her hand. "Hello. I'm" You may now choose her name. Well, offer suggestions, if one is said enough or I like one enough it will be chosen
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:01 No.18620126
    >>18620107
    But act mysterious.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 04/08/12(Sun)02:02 No.18620135
    >>18620125
    Tzen
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:02 No.18620136
    >>18620125

    Katrina. Also be suave and use a fake name for yourself.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:02 No.18620140
    >>18620125
    APATE GREEK GODDES OF DECEPTION
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:03 No.18620154
    >>18620140

    This, but be suave and use fake name, like I suggested above in
    >>18620136
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:04 No.18620157
    >>18620125
    Minerva.
    Roman goddess of wisdom. Famed as a great strategist.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:04 No.18620159
    >>18620125
    ALSO
    camly discuss your plans to run this school by the end of the year
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:04 No.18620160
    >>18620154
    "MY NAME IS ABADDON"
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)02:05 No.18620168
    rolled 99 = 99

    >>18620140
    I approve. I am also voteing the other girls will also get Greek names, just becouse Tzeen and Khorne have. And I lke the,
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 04/08/12(Sun)02:06 No.18620173
    >>18620160
    AND I'M COMPLETELY HARMLESS.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)02:06 No.18620174
    rolled 22 = 22

    >>18620168
    I like them*
    Wow, major typo
    >> Frosted Weasel !!dLUhj2yYgMt 04/08/12(Sun)02:06 No.18620175
    >>18620160
    We can't use that! Everyone will know it's fake since we have arms.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)02:07 No.18620188
    rolled 30 = 30

    >>18620173
    She just smirks at you. "Sure you are, Eliphas" The turns around to pay attention to Mr.Horus
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:07 No.18620191
    >>18620175
    Just pull 'em in your shirt. And yell a lot. Also, Kharn should cameo some time. He's a hell of a guy.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:07 No.18620196
    >>18620173
    >>18620160
    WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY ORKS?

    Eliphas is one smooth playa.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)02:07 No.18620198
    rolled 18 = 18

    >>18620188
    FYI, I was useing his idea, and the guy he was posting. She knew you where lieing
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 04/08/12(Sun)02:08 No.18620202
    >>18620188
    What the hell.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:08 No.18620210
    >>18620188

    Well damn, she is on to us. Ask her if she would like to see our orks.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:09 No.18620222
    >>18620188
    Damn. We need a new plan. Tell her you like her feathers or some shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:09 No.18620226
    >>18620188
    "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT?! WHO THE FRAK IS ELIPHAS?! HE SOUNDS LIKE ONE SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER THOUGH!"
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:10 No.18620234
    >>18620198
    dude can you not get into grammar or something?

    Ask if she wants to help us in our plans to take over the school.
    tell her we are already uniting the warbands
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)02:10 No.18620237
    rolled 79 = 79

    >>18620226
    "You're terrible at lieing Eliphas." She comments offhandedly. "And you may want to quiet down" she points towards Mr.Horus, who is stareing at you
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:11 No.18620245
    >>18620237
    Wave at Horus and give him a thumbs up.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:11 No.18620255
    >>18620245

    This.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:12 No.18620259
    >>18620237
    Ask him how he feels about the principal.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:12 No.18620261
    >>18620237
    this
    >>18620245
    and then apologize and listen to class
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)02:12 No.18620264
    rolled 75 = 75

    >>18620245
    He throws an eraser at you and continues with his lesson. It hits you in the face. Slight ow.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:12 No.18620265
    Can we make our own warband club or are we stuck joining some space marine club?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:13 No.18620275
    >>18620264

    Act like it didn't happen.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:13 No.18620279
    >>18620264
    bide your time till the end of class
    THEN THROW IT BACK AT THAT MOTHERFUCKER
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 04/08/12(Sun)02:13 No.18620283
    >>18620264
    Keep the eraser. You can probably sell it off later.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:13 No.18620284
    >>18620265
    There might be Chaos clubs.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)02:14 No.18620290
    rolled 80 = 80

    >>18620265
    There are many clubs, Official clubs endorsed by the school, unofficial ones the school allows, and ones that are actively against the rules. they will not be showing up at the meet and greet
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:14 No.18620300
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    16 KB
    >>18620275
    No, act like we planned for it.
    "And now I have an extra eraser. Just as planned."
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 04/08/12(Sun)02:15 No.18620304
    >>18620290
    Unofficial one then.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:15 No.18620314
    >>18620264
    Quietly shed a tear and cuddle with the eraser. Then begin writing notes in your notebook. Make sure to write down "MR. HORUS IZ A FAGET" at least once though.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:16 No.18620322
    >>18620314

    Anything but this.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)02:16 No.18620323
    rolled 92 = 92

    >>18620300
    Apate giggles at your comment but continues working
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:17 No.18620342
    >>18620323
    Well, I guess we sit quietly and takes notes for the rest of class, seeing as how Horus won't take any shit and Apate seems too busy.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:18 No.18620354
    >>18620323
    SINCE we pissed off the eldar and the inquisition
    lets try to make friends with the eldar
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:19 No.18620362
    Write down your plans to join the ork warbands together, pass them to the tau. Write your name on them as apollo.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)02:20 No.18620373
    rolled 60 = 60

    >>18620354
    Only a few Eldar, the painting club specificly. There is one eldar sitting next to you. He appears focused on classwork
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:21 No.18620381
    >>18620362
    No, not the Tau. Eldar. They would appreciate our trickery.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)02:21 No.18620383
    rolled 73 = 73

    >>18620362
    There are no tau next to you. Another human is next to you, and the necron is behind you
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:21 No.18620390
    >>18620354
    >>18620373

    wait fuck i meant TAU not eldar
    sorry i get my space elves mixed up
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:22 No.18620398
    >>18620383
    Is this quest using oldcrons or newcrons?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:22 No.18620399
    >>18620383
    Well then attempt to forge an alliance with the necrons
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)02:22 No.18620402
    rolled 29 = 29

    >>18620398
    I have yet to decide.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:23 No.18620412
    >>18620402
    Focus on class.
    A would-be conqueror will find his greatest teachers are the generals of the past.
    >> Frosted Weasel !!dLUhj2yYgMt 04/08/12(Sun)02:23 No.18620413
    >>18620402
    Suggestion: Use both. 2nd, 3rd, and 4th years are all oldcrons. 1st years are newcrons and may be picked on frequently by the oldcrons.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:24 No.18620420
    >>18620399
    >>18620399
    This. A thousand times this. Pass him a note saying hi and stuff.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:24 No.18620422
    Exactly how many waifus can we get?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:25 No.18620423
    >>18620402
    Probably newcrons because oldcrons are just soulless automatons
    although that could be said about a lot of college prep students I know so...
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:25 No.18620428
    >>18620422
    Who cares? We're taking over the school, we can have as many as we please.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 04/08/12(Sun)02:26 No.18620438
    >>18620422
    ELIPHAS DEMAND BITCHES. Even if we're not Thulsa Doom we'll be close.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)02:26 No.18620442
    rolled 95 = 95

    >>18620413
    Done


    You pass the Necron a note, but he ignores you. You then turn to pay attention to the class. Mr. Horus is currently discussing the tactics used by Hannibal in his war against rome. You also smell something strangely sweet.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:27 No.18620446
    >>18620442

    Attempt to deduce the nature of the smell.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)02:28 No.18620448
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>18620422
    Depending on what you do? Anywhere from none of them, to all the waifus
    For example, there are 5 official pentencial waifus. But it is possible to get others.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:28 No.18620453
    >>18620442
    immediately seek out this sweet scent by farting
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 04/08/12(Sun)02:29 No.18620459
    >>18620442
    Find the source of this sweet smell.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)02:29 No.18620466
    rolled 56 = 56

    >>18620459
    You notice it is comeing from somwhere in front of you. But you are near the back of the class,so this doesn't help overly much
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:29 No.18620471
    >>18620453
    What. Don't do this OP.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:30 No.18620478
    >>18620466
    Ask to go to the bathroom. If Horus lets you, try to see where it's coming from as you leave.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:31 No.18620481
    >>18620466
    a HA
    when the teacher is done with the lesson go give him back his eraser and while on the way there look for the source of the smell
    >> Frosted Weasel !!dLUhj2yYgMt 04/08/12(Sun)02:31 No.18620484
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    >>18620446
    Second. Do the rat sniff. You know, the three or four short sniffs in a row, exhale, one long sniff.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 04/08/12(Sun)02:31 No.18620485
    >>18620466
    I bet it's Apate.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)02:31 No.18620488
    rolled 36 = 36

    >>18620471
    I try to wait until decisions that aren't completely stupid show up. Mind you I will run with one of those decisions if nessicery, or for the sake of humor, but I try to avoid them.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)02:33 No.18620511
    rolled 76 = 76

    >>18620478
    You do so. You fail to find the exact source of the smell
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:34 No.18620522
    >>18620511
    We've already gotten into enouggh trouble for today, do the smart thing and just wait until later to find out
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 04/08/12(Sun)02:35 No.18620533
    >>18620511
    Welp now that we're outside. On our way to the bathroom look around to see if there's any Orks out of the classroom.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:35 No.18620534
    >>18620522
    this lets just try to survive this class
    but attempt communications with the necrons
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:35 No.18620535
    >>18620522
    Or do >>18620478
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:35 No.18620536
    inb4 Apate was getting moist over Hannibal Barca and his tactics.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:37 No.18620553
    >>18620511
    Could we smell it all the way to the door of the class? Is it permeating the room?
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)02:37 No.18620561
    rolled 30 = 30

    Do you want to return to class or just skip it?
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)02:38 No.18620571
    rolled 90 = 90

    >>18620553
    No
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:38 No.18620578
    >>18620561

    Return, attempt to ignore the smell.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:38 No.18620580
    >>18620561
    return to class.
    Lets try to last one class with table flipping
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:39 No.18620590
    >>18620580
    So...flip a table?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:39 No.18620591
    >>18620561

    If the girl doesn't notice bail and try to find some other girls.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:39 No.18620592
    >>18620580
    I hope you mean without.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:40 No.18620597
    >>18620580
    without*
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:40 No.18620599
    >>18620561
    Return
    who knows how much trouble we'll get in if we SKIP THE CLASS THE PRINCIPAL TEACHES ON THE FIRST FUCKING DAY
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 04/08/12(Sun)02:41 No.18620605
    >>18620580
    Please stop. The table is not an eye sore. Don't be a Shirogane.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:41 No.18620611
    No table flipping, no, maybe later.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)02:41 No.18620612
    rolled 37 = 37

    >>18620578
    you return to class and try to ignore the smell
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:42 No.18620615
    >>18620605
    I bet tables raped his parents
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:42 No.18620618
    >>18620605
    sorry i meant WITHOUT

    and besides there are like 70 different Shirogane we can be
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)02:42 No.18620621
    rolled 38 = 38

    >>18620599
    Vice Principal
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:42 No.18620624
    >>18620611
    Disregard table flipping
    Acquire cutting up a chair
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:42 No.18620626
    >>18620621
    Listen for the rest of the class
    At the end talk to the necron
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:44 No.18620634
    Sit quietly until end of class. Find out source of smell after.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 04/08/12(Sun)02:44 No.18620637
    >>18620615
    Or killed them. Damn table.
    >>18620618
    Oh alright.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:45 No.18620643
    Let's spend the class writing a 90's style rap diss to the elders and the inquisition.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:46 No.18620653
    >>18620643
    FUCK DA INQUISITION!
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)02:46 No.18620655
    rolled 32 = 32

    >>18620626
    He doesn't appear to want to talk.
    (I have no idea how to write necrons, sorry.)
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:46 No.18620656
    >>18620643
    THIIIIS

    something like this
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihokwl7WOpo
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:47 No.18620665
    >>18620656
    More like:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iRTB-FTMdk
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:48 No.18620672
    >>18620665
    YES
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:49 No.18620683
    >>18620656
    >>18620665
    both of you shut up
    HAS TO BE HOPSIN
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bULBnef6w6k
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:50 No.18620685
    >>18620683

    No,
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)02:50 No.18620686
    rolled 28 = 28

    You try and write music,but fail horribly. Like drawing, it is not your forte
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:50 No.18620691
    >>18620665
    We need an Ork batman (very old British Army tradition, basically a personal aide for officers, think Jurgen) named Jeffrey. Who plays the drums.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:50 No.18620693
    >>18620686
    Skip to end of class?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:51 No.18620698
    >>18620686
    Oh well lets just wait for class to end
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 04/08/12(Sun)02:51 No.18620702
    >>18620665
    YES. YES. HAHAHA YES. OUR CLUB WILL BE CLUB OF GENTLEMEN.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:52 No.18620712
    Crusin down the street in my 64 jockin the bitches slapping the hoes
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:53 No.18620716
    >>18620691
    >>18620702
    Hence forth, our warband will be made up of gentlemanly Orks.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)02:55 No.18620734
    rolled 37 = 37

    Very well. Class ends and you head outside where the varius clubs have set up stalls.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:55 No.18620739
    Waaaaaaghz with attitude
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:56 No.18620742
    >>18620734
    Examine the stalls and see if anyone we i know joins any clubs
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:56 No.18620744
    >>18620734
    Let's examining our options. Which clubs seem the most attractive to us? Are there Chaos clubs?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:56 No.18620745
    >>18620734

    Identify painting club location, determine the possible effects of flipping their table.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 04/08/12(Sun)02:57 No.18620754
    >>18620734
    Find out the requirement for creating a club.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:57 No.18620755
    >>18620734
    Search for clubs which involve kicking ass. Like an MMA club.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)02:57 No.18620758
    rolled 79 = 79

    >>18620745
    They glare at you the second they see you
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:58 No.18620766
    >>18620758

    So we know where they are? well then identify other club locations.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)02:58 No.18620767
    rolled 46 = 46

    >>18620755
    The only requirement is that you be a second year student
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)02:59 No.18620780
    rolled 60 = 60

    >>18620755
    There are a few clubs that involve fighting. You notice Aella is looking into them as well
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)02:59 No.18620786
    >>18620767
    Well fuck
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)03:00 No.18620793
    >>18620767

    Do we have any second year students in our warband?
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 04/08/12(Sun)03:00 No.18620795
    >>18620767
    Fuck. See if any of our boyz are in the second year or find a second year Orks and beat him into joining our group then use him to create a club.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)03:00 No.18620799
    >>18620780
    Strike up another conversation.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)03:01 No.18620803
    >>18620780
    Try and find Silvana, the sick girl, boner girl, or Apate.
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)03:01 No.18620806
    rolled 77 = 77

    >>18620793
    No. And as the leader of the group you would need to form it anyway
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)03:02 No.18620811
    Identify clubs the girls are looking into.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 04/08/12(Sun)03:02 No.18620813
    >>18620806
    Not necessary. We can just get him to create and have the 2nd year be leader only in name.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)03:03 No.18620821
    >>18620806
    ok
    ask the girls if they want to join a group with the warband
    I say SPACE WOLF hokey or NOISE MARINE music club
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)03:04 No.18620830
    rolled 20 = 20

    >>18620813
    These are Orks, they aren't that bright

    Silvana is looking into several different clubs, many of them all girl clubs.
    Aella is looking into fighting clubs.
    The boner girl appears interested in the music club
    Sick girl doesn't seem interesting in anything specificly.
    Apate is looking at the chess club.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)03:06 No.18620840
    >>18620830
    Follow boner girl. Music club it is!
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)03:07 No.18620850
    Join a fighting club. We need to stay warboss.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)03:07 No.18620851
    >>18620830

    Does the Inquisition have a club? if so we may wish to apologize.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)03:08 No.18620864
    We need to join a fighting club, or we risk losing warboss status.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)03:08 No.18620866
    >>18620830
    ok here is what we do

    get sick girl and aella to join a fighting group with the warband.
    I say hockey or something
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)03:08 No.18620872
    >>18620840
    metal is music where you get to beat people up
    >FUCK YEAH FIGHTIN AND ROKKIN!
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)03:08 No.18620878
    >>18620830
    Fighting club.
    After all, we need to get our fighting to the level where we can just Hokuto Shinken anyone we get in a fight with.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 04/08/12(Sun)03:08 No.18620879
    >>18620830
    They don't have to be. We're the mastermind anyway.
    Anyway a fighting club seem to be the best to develop our fighting skill to unite the warband.
    But keep an eye on Silvana too.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)03:09 No.18620882
    >>18620866

    No to hocky, yes to the rest of the plan.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)03:09 No.18620885
    >>18620872
    Exactly. Our boyz handle the fightan we handle the ROKKIN
    >> Op 04/08/12(Sun)03:10 No.18620889
    rolled 45 = 45

    CRAP! I'm sorry, I've got to go. I'll continue this tomarrow. Around the same time
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)03:11 No.18620906
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    >>18620889
    dammit OP I got class in the morning monday.
    ALL MY RAGE
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)03:13 No.18620914
    >>18620889

    Well then op, just remember to flip some tables.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 04/08/12(Sun)03:13 No.18620918
    >>18620889
    Alright then.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)03:27 No.18621061
    WEZ DA BIGGEST AND DA ORKY-EST
    >> Leeginn 04/08/12(Sun)03:44 No.18621188
    this thing get archived yet?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/12(Sun)03:48 No.18621215
    >>18621188
    Don't think so.



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