Did he cause it? This is paramount.

>Adventure Hook
>Save the World
This is the most bland, unoriginal thread I have ever seen on /tg/.

>>18616833
So how about coming up with something better?

>All the PC's have had some kind of interaction with a coven of hags, whether it be former prisoner, partner, or had a loved one killed by them.
>One of the PC's was born with a birthmark that has several factions interested in them. The other PC's all belong to one of the factions.
>GOBLIN ATTACK! Because classics are fun for nostalgia.
>While traveling through a forest on the way to a Baron's keep, the PC's find what looks like a dead unicorn. Turns out that a wicked treant druid is corrupting the forest for unknown reasons.
>A mad bard is traveling around the country side, convincing people that his songs will usher in a new age of happiness. Really just encouraging hedonism, lust, and sloth. PC's are former members of his cult.

A group of friends are getting blazed in the elf's treehouse. One of them is having trouble remembering the title of an old play, and he won't drop it until he remembers the name.

The only other person who knows the title is The Lich Overlord of Shez B'zahd.

Five complete strangers meet on the eastbound train. They are all heading to Chicago for Thanksgiving. The train breaks down. They must work together and perhaps grow a little bit as people before they can get home.

Chicago is under siege by the armies of The Lich Overlord of Shez B'zahd.

The PC's are all late to work and in their rush all dive into the revolving door to the office at once. Due to a hex placed on the door that morning, they all switch bodies to the point where no one is in their original body. The only person who can change them back is the person who placed the hex on the door in the first place.

That person is the Lich Overlord of Shez B'zahd.

The PCs are aspiring hoteliers in a remote French village. They're do to have a grand event this weekend and have sent invitations to all the local business owners - if it's a success, it should secure the future of their hotel for years. However, the luxury baked goods they planned to have for the event's catering cannot be delivered without the order form, and that form has gone missing.

It has been stolen by the Lich Overlord of Shez B'zahd.

The dodgeball nationals are next week. Unfortunately, the PCs' team's star player is down for the count. The party has to travel the world for a good enough replacement, lest they wait until next year to try for the championship again. Unfortunately, due to the dropping of the bombs, only a select few know how to still play dodgeball.

The one other person who can dodge ball is The Lich Overlord of Shez B'zahd.

At a failing newspaper, a ragtag team of underpaid journalists vow to save the paper, and their jobs, by finally uncovering the full story of the mayor and local government's rumored but never proven corruption.

The mayor is the Lich Overlord of Shez B'zahd.

The PCs work as interns in a prestigious law firm. They are sent to get coffee for their boss, but traffic is terrible and his favorite coffee place is six miles away.

Their boss is The Lich Overlord Shez B'Zahd,

The PCs are trapped at the end of time, brought together by a common origin and a shared blood curse. Only those of their bloodline can solve the riddle that is the Gran Grimoire, escape the haunted, maze-like City of the Lost and uncover the hidden identity of their terrifying father.

Their terrifying father is The Lich Overlord of Shez B'zahd.

A woman puts out a personal ad online looking for a group of men to have a 'good time' with. The PCs all respond, and ten minutes in the front door slams shut. A man calls out, "Honey, I got sent home early today!"

Her name is Mrs. Shari B'Zahd

The Underdark is flooding under the attentions of a new, seemingly all powerful cross-planar Civil Planning Authority. Refugees flock to the surface world where tensions rise; inevitably, violence and even wars will soon break out across all nations. Only by traversing the Underdark and making their way far down into the deeps can the PCs confront the chairman of this construction project and put an end to his evil schemes.

The chairman is the Lich Overlord of Shez B'Zahd.

The PC's beloved dog has gone missing. After weeks of putting up notices, a homeless person comes to them (in return for a meal) to inform them he saw the dog abducted on the street by a mysterious, hooded figure.

That figure was the Lich Overlord of Shez B'Zahd.

It's the last day of summer vacation, and the PCs are looking to blow the last of their allowances. They decide to hit up the local waterpark, but the entire place has been reserved for a private party. Rather than find something else to do, they are determined to sneak in.

The waterpark was reserved for the 700th birthday of The Lich Overlord of Shez B'zahd.

A new dealer is moving in on the 'hood, cutting the PCs out of the market and eliminating competitors who resist with lethal violence. If the PCs want to become the top dogs of the ghetto drug business, they've got to take this new gangsta down.

That gangsta is The Lich Overlord of Shez B'zahd.

The PCs are starting a bake sale to get money for a friends' chemotherapy. After rounding up ingredients, they see they are out of sugar. They go to their only neighbor and knock on his door to ask for some.

Their neighbor is The Lich Overlord Shez B'Zahd

These are actually pretty good.

The PCs are the premiere dance group of the west side. To keep their hold on the top of the hill, they've got to throw down with the Big Bads, the best of the best of the east side.

The Big Bads are led by the Lich Overlord Shez B'zahd.

In Renaissance Italy, a murderous new pope has come to office. He eliminates his rivals, stealing their lands and income, and debases the church with incest and licentious orgies. His son Cesare, a student of warfare, goes to war supported by the armies of the Papal States and a genius siege engineer. His daughter, Lucrezia, seduces and poisons anyone who dares to challenge her father's influence.

The new pope's name is His Holiness the Lich Overlord of Shez B'zahd I.

The PCs are part of an underdog soccer team that can't seem to catch a break. Finally they start a winning streak, get noticed, and are slotted to play against the best team in the county.

Which is coached by The Lich Overlord Shez B'zahd

The PCs are British travelers in Transylvania. They seek refuge for the night in the home of the local nobility, but become trapped in the horror that is Castle Dracula.

Castle Dracula is owned by the Lich Overlord of Shez B'zahd.

It's December 31, 1999. 8 o'clock in the a.m. Things are about to go down. The PCs are team of computer hackers with one goal: infiltrate the cyber-universe and take down the Y2K bug.

It's known on the web under designation SH3ZBZ4HD.exe.

The party works for a 'repossession' firm specializing in reclaiming organs and other vital parts from individuals who do not or cannot pay the lease costs.

Their current target? The Lich Overlord of Shez B'zahd.

The PCs are hired to boost the public image of a shadowy businessman who is associated with many events of ill omen through a series of spectacular PR stunts. Will their ad agency manage to clean up the client's image and establish itself?

Their client is The Lich Overlord of Shez B'zahd.

The PCs have been hired to take a client's dry cleaning to him. The dry cleaners is on the other side of the city. Between it and the PCs is a wall of trouble, literally and figuratively.

The client is The Lich Overlord of Shez B'zahd.

Beauty school is tough. If you ain't got the style or the guile to make it in this business you best make your way to the door and save yourself the shame, home girl. the PCs enter this world, out of necessity or because they've got nothing else to lose.

They soon encounter fellow classmate The Lich Overlord of Shez B'zahd.

Somebody's trying to force a meme.

The PCs have unearthed several objects during their dungeon crawling. They are short on cash, in desperate need of funds, and think they can get some money for these objects.

The local pawnshop is owned by The Lich Overlord Shez B'zahd

>>18614869
so, DC Universe Online?

In the epoch of prehistory and the very dawn of man, the PCs are the survivors of an exterminated human tribe wiped out in the very first war of humankind. Their destroyers now seek to establish themselves as the Only True Humans and wipe out every other tribe on the face of the earth led by their brutal, thuggish chieftain.

That chieftain is the Lich Overlord of Shez B'zahd.

>>18618556
Or we just think this is genuinely entertaining, god forbid. Nobody's forcing you to read it.

>>18618561
I'm watching that show where those white people buy old storage lockers or whatever. This reminds me of that. Anyway,

One of the PCs was hired by the Belmonts to watch the kids for the night. Bored, the PC calls up his or her closest friends: the other PCs. After an hour of debauchery, they check on the children only to find they were kidnapped by some kind of supernatural force.

That force is The Lich Overlord of Shez B'zahd.

The PCs are the elite of the elite, top of the class astronauts on a vital cosmic mission to save Earth and indeed the very universe itself. The staff on the most important mission even undertaken by mankind consists only of the Captain and the PCs - but, unbeknownst to all, one of the personnel on-board is a secret traitor who aims to sabotage the ship and destroy mankind forever.

The Captain of the ship is The Lich Overlord of Shez B'zahd.

The PCs are Satanic servants of the newly risen Antichrist but there's a problem: the Antichrist has a serious congenital heart defect that will kill him unless transplant surgery can be undertaken. It gets worse: the Antichrist's biological pattern is so unique that only one other heart can possibly replace his own.

It is the heart of the Lich Overlord of Shez B'zahd.

The PCs are high school students who receive an after school detention for various reasons. They decide to skip detention, but need to get past the hall monitor first.

The hall monitor is The Lich Overlord Shez B'zahd.

The PCs are teens who have just moved to California but find themselves relentlessly bullied by karate-using thugs. They must find a kindly old Japanese man to instruct them in the secret mastery of karate in order to overcome the thugs and their brutal, ex-Special Forces instructor...

...The Lich Overlord of Shez B'zahd.

>>18616812
Could be. I figure that's up to the DM. It's either a great 'help me fix this' plot hook or a great excuse for an alliance against a greater enemy.

The key is that their former allies should be really, REALLY confused to see the party alongside Dr. Nefarious or whoever.

The PCs are convicts, housed in Arizona State Penitentiary. It is a prison located in the middle of the desert. They are pulled into the prison's football team, under the urging of their warden. He hopes they will be able to set aside their differences and work as a team.

That warden is The Lich Overlord of Shez B'zahd.

The PCs decide to take a vacation. They pick out a nice, scenic bed and breakfast place, reserve a few rooms, and drive out to it. When they arrive, they are greeted by the owner of the establishment...

The Lich Overlord Shez B'Zahd.

I realize a lot of us are just stealing the plots of 80's blockbusters.

It's another day at the office. Same old paperwork, same old watercooler chit-chat, same old fax machine problems. It's too much for one man, who has finally snapped and kicks off a mutiny against the corporation.

That man is Marvin Sternman. Otherwise known in the dreaming world as The Lich Overlord of Shez B'zahd.

The PCs form a band and sink dollar after dollar and hour after hour promoting it. They eventually get a slot at the Battle of the Bands. The night before the show, their lead singer goes missing. They ask around, and a few people saw him leaving with the lead guitarist of their rival band...

The Lich Overlord Shez B'Zahd.

The PCs are taking the day off. Beautiful day and all. As such, they will have to devise a plan to break one of the PCs' girlfriends out to join in on the fun, steal the prized mount of another PCs' father, and other crazy antics as they dodge the principal of their high school.

Starring Jeffrey Jones as The Lich Overlord of Shez B'zahd.

The party has been asked to deactivate a powerful golem built in an abandoned warehouse in a ghost town fifty miles south of the mechanical capital of the continent. The inventor who built the golem has gone missing.

The entire party must work together to find the inventor and disable the golem. When their powers combine, they are the Lich Overlord of Shez B'zahd.

The PC's must journey to the heart of the underworld to save the soul of the woman they love.

That woman is The Lich Overlord of Shez B'zahd.

OP'spost made me sieg heil

The PCs are looking for a lost city in the desert. They have no map, and few clues, but hear of an inmate who has been to this city once before. They head to the prison and buy his freedom.

His name is The Lich Overlord Shez B'Zahd.

The protagonists must journey west on a religious pilgrimage to bring the word of Buddha to a new land. However, their new servant, while powerful, is difficult to control.

That servant is the Lich Overlord of Shez B'zahd.

>>18618881
I laughed. This thread has gone places.

The PCs must take their client out to lunch at Shez's to clinch the Harrison account.

The chef is The Lich Overlord Shez B'zahd.

The PCs are all employees of a fast food restaurant, who's income they need to survive, one day a sinister rival restaurant opens across the street and begins stealing thier custormers, are the PCs brave enough to face...

The Lich Overlord of Chez B'zahd?

Are you a bad enough dude to hook up with that girl at the bar?

The bartender is The Lich Overlord Shez B'zahd.

I imagine the Lich Overlord of Shez B'zahd to be an immortal, or an infinitely reincarnating figure doomed to take up the mantle of The Antagonist.

The PCs take care of a young woman they once saved. They raised her from infancy and are incredibly fond and protective of her. One day they check on her and she tells them she just met her first boyfriend. She describes him and the PCs become suspicious. They ask to meet him and she calls him over. Fifteen minutes later the door opens to admit, wouldn't ya know it?

The Lich Overlord Shez B'Zahd. Wearing a blazer.

>>18618982
The PC finds that The Original Evil is growing weaker, and needs a new person to take up it's mantel, lest the universe unravel itself and become a new Positive energy plane, killing all life and unlife upon it.

Can the PC handle the responsibility of becoming The Lich Overlord of Shez B'zahd?

>>18618982
I'm just imagining every BBEG I've ever heard or thought about as The Lich Overlord Shez B'zahd.

This thread is now every game I will run in the future.

The PCs must join their forces to fight an ancient evil witch that just that laid slept on the moon for a thousand years. To do so, they have the help of an excentric mimir and a incorporeal power guiding them. They also have the ability to shapeshift into certain animals, when the bad witch sends one of her minions and makes him bigger, the PCs can join their animal forces to become the Lich Overlord Shez B'zahd.

The PCs are detectives a month away from retirement. On their last investigation, the chief assigns them a rookie to show the ropes. They complain that they are too old for this shit, but the chief is adamant. Later, they meet their new partner.

The Immortal Lich Overlord Officer Shez T. B'Zahd

This thread is pure fucking gold. Keep up the good work, anon.

>>18616833
>>18619149
Oh the irony

The PCs have decided to become a sort of supernatural pest control agency is a world that dropped their belief in anything other than the mundane. This is all about to change when a rare portrait is brought to the city museum.

The painting houses the angry spirit of The Lich Overlord of Shez B'zahd..

The adventure ended and the legendary heroes who united an empire under their righteous rule are now of old age. The emperor and his friends are faced one last time by their nemesis as he tries one last ditch effort to destroy them.

Using an old artifact, he casts a spell that removes the emperor from ever existing, rewinding time in the process. Now the heroes, back in their youth but with all the mentality and experience of wizened elders must find a way to make things right again but without their charismatic leader.

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war. The PCs are part of a resistance group fighting against an oppressive theocratic dictatorship. Their enemies are well armed, ruthless zealots led by

The Immortal God Emperor Lich Shez B'Zahd.

>>18619125
Do the PCs have attitude?

100 years after the bombs dropped. Low on supplies, the PC's hear about a paradise dome in the far east, where every kind of luxury is available. However, there are stories of men stumbling forth from the dome, naked, incoherent, and branded with barcodes on their wrists and foreheads...

...the mark of The Lich Overlord of Shez B'zahd.

>>18619187

And they're all teenagers.

The PCs are a group of loyal samurai from the feudal era of Japan. They are sent to the future to a world ruled by a malevolent force known by many names. The Destroyer. The Darkness.

As well as The Lich Overlord of Shez B'zahd..

The PCs are conservative christians who move into a new town. The town itself is very nice, very clean, and very quiet. On Sunday they head to the only church in town to worship and are stunned to see, wearing a white collar and leading prayers, The Immortal Lich Overlord Pastor Shez B'Zahd.

Trapped in the Prision-dungeons of Hell, the PC's are resigned to eternal torture - until a damned soul comes in with a cunning plan and a map of Hell tattooed into his back.

That soul is Lich Overlord of Shez B'zahd.

The last day dawns on the city of San Dimas. Due to repeated ventures into the timestream, the Veil in this part of the world is weak. Historical figures break through, but that is the least of our PCs' problems. Creatures of chrome and leather enter the world with one goal: to terminate. The PCs must garner the help of the oldest being in Creation.

The Lich Overlord of Shez B'zahd.

The PCs need money to go to the movies Friday. They land a babysitting job Thursday night, and walk over to the house to see the parents off. They lay out the rules for junior, tell them he's in the kitchen, and head out for the night. The PCs walk into the kitchen to see none other than The Immortal Lich Overlord Shez B'Zahd sitting at the table in feetie pajamas eating pop tarts.

>>18619058
Shez B'Zahd seems to be a sort of more competent version of team rocket.

>>18619349
He isn't really a bad guy. He just has a knack for getting himself caught up in these kinds of situations.

>>18619372
It's like he has a bad hair-do, so people just want to hate him. He really is a cool guy if you can get passed the greased comb-over.

...So, are there any stats for The Lich Overlord of Shez B'zahd?

He wasn't such a bad guy when Finn and Jake knew him as The Ice King, but he was having a bad incarnation when he woke up as John Ratcliffe. He needed someone to take out that anger on, and John Smith and his Indian mistress was the lucky pair. Sometimes it is nebulous what his true motives are - they range from the noble-hearted Adrian Veidt to the greedy Dorian Gray. Richard Nixon was an interesting experiment, and there are few players out there who know what the ball in Pong really was.

Probably high mental stats, average physical. Also is likely a bard or rogue/sorc multiclass.

The PCs break out of jail in order to dig up treasure one of them has stashed at his old house. They endure hardships and setbacks, but eventually make it to the house. Where they are met by The Immortal Lich Overlord Shez B'Zahd and his dog, Barry.

>>18619298
He will have a most excellent time with the Wyld Styllyns. Sounds like he could use a break.

The PCs are high ranking members of a secret intelligence agency. They are currently tracking the actions of a very dangerous terrorist organization and it's leader. After sending several good, but not good enough, men to their deaths, they turn to a now retired professional...

B'Zahd. The Immortal Lich Overlord Shez B'Zahd.

Excellent thread.

>>18618448
Isn't...

Isn't that just what happened in real life with the Borgias?

The PCs make a pact to get laid by Prom. They go to prom with none of them having completed the pact. There is an afterparty and all of the PCs dates are going.

The afterparty is at the Lich Overlord Shez B'zahd's Mom's house.

Force Lich meme is forced.

>>18619879
Ah yes. I can see you yourself are above memes.

>>18619879
Who cares? If it carries on, good. If not, it was fun while it lasted.

>>18619879
... by none over than the Lich Overlord Shez B'zahd!

>>18619965
Well played, my friend.

thoroughly enjoyed this thread :) Thanks /tg/

tbh, actually got some ideas for random one-shots with friends from it

This guy gets around

>>18620146
Dude, make a new thread!

The PCs are a ragtag bunch working as cops in a small town, when news comes in that runner carrying the Olympic torch disappeared in their neck of the woods.

That runner is The Lich Overlord Shez B'zahd.

The PCs are hounded day and night by a loch ness monster asking for tree-fiddy.

That loch ness monster is The Lich Overlord Shez B'zahd.

The players are operatives at a freelance intelligence agency hired to track down the deadliest secret agent in the world...

B'zahd. Shez B'zahd. Lich overlord with a license to resurrect.

>>18619058
>IF I SEE THAT FUCKING LICH ONE MORE TIME...

>>18619777
That's_the_joke.jpg. Also Lucrezia (probably) gets an unfair rap.