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STRIKE WITCHES: WHO'S COIL? planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/07/12(Sat)19:48 No.18614693

You are a fighter pilot of the 501st Joint Squadron, and you're sitting in a castle's basement, drinking coffee, with a psychotic Irishman, a man in a suit of armor, two Japanese girls (one whom has a sword) and a young fighter pilot from the South.

At 2AM.

"Some days," you mutter, "this shit feels slightly odd."

Sean is working his way through that Colombian Roast at his usual voracious pace, alternating coffee chugs with bites from a truly insane sammich he cobbled together. Ian is sipping milk through a straw slipped through the grill of his helmet, probably because he knows it annoys the unholy fuck out of you. Sakamoto is squinting at everyone irritably as she keeps pounding down the java black, trying to sober up a bit more. You've almost made a "squinting Asians" joke about five times now, but her sword is still a little too close to her business hand, so you let it pass.

"The lighting in this castle sucks," Sean says between slurpbites. The sammich seems to mix cheese and... mustard. Fucking barbarian.

"Here we go again," Ian's voice echos from the helmet.

"No, seriously, it sucks ass," Sean says, pointing at the ceiling. "Knob-and-tube wiring? In-fucking-series? This shit is embarrassingly archaic for a cave, much less a castle."

Ian sighs. Sean's At It Again.

>Man, you rarely get an entrance line like that. BLOW OUT THE LIGHTS.
>See if you can get Sakamoto on your side before The Gnome Conversation begins.
>Yoshika's pretty quiet. Ask her what's wrong?

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/07/12(Sat)19:49 No.18614719 >Yoshika's pretty quiet. Ask her what's wrong?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)19:49 No.18614720 File: 1333842594.png-(25 KB, 960x368, 1332815207502.png)

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/07/12(Sat)19:49 No.18614724 File: 1333842597.jpg-(101 KB, 900x726, i_say.jpg) >I'm late >DON'T CARE GOT FOOD sorry. just couldn't stand to stuff my face with fast food while typing fast tonight.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)19:49 No.18614725 >>18614693 >Yoshika's pretty quiet. Ask her what's wrong? "I'm sorry, surrogate little sister. Big Bro is mighty stupid when he gets drunker than he intended to."

>>	Hodo Astartes 04/07/12(Sat)19:50 No.18614727 >>18614693 Förster!

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)19:51 No.18614746 BEGIN GNOME CONVERSATION BY BLOWING OUT THE LIGHTS.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)19:51 No.18614749 >>18614693 I suppose talk to Yoshika. I'd rather not have the witches around when we talk to Sean.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/07/12(Sat)19:52 No.18614755 File: 1333842751.png-(97 KB, 512x512, 1324878580321.png) >>18614727 wut

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)19:52 No.18614757 >>18614693 Talk to Yoshiaka, ask her whats wrong, then after we've confirmed she's alright lead into Gnome Conversation with no fanfare or anything like that.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)19:52 No.18614762 >Yoshika's pretty quiet. Ask her what's wrong?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)19:52 No.18614764 >>18614693 >Yoshika Little sisters always take priority.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)19:52 No.18614765 >>18614746 Blowing em out? Blink em like Christmas lights.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)19:52 No.18614766 >>18614725 perfect

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)19:52 No.18614767 I note a distinct lack of radio-witch and building her a bedfort. Widow is our waifu, but radio-witch can be awesome with us.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)19:53 No.18614768 >Yoshika's pretty quiet. Ask her what's wrong?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)19:54 No.18614792 Make the lights flicker. Then wiggle your eyebrows at Sean.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)19:54 No.18614796 File: 1333842887.jpg-(62 KB, 550x423, 1329702498462.jpg) >>18614693 >>Yoshika's pretty quiet. Ask her what's wrong? "What's wrong?"

Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/07/12(Sat)19:54 No.18614797

Also, planefag, our discussions on the IRC have yielded an awesome suggestion: First chance we get, we should strip every single spare mattress in the castle and create a massive bedfort. We shall then bequeath it to Sanya, Miyafuji, Lynette, and Lucchini.
Why? Because.

>>	Major Airlift 04/07/12(Sat)19:54 No.18614799 File: 1333842893.gif-(93 KB, 865x340, 1325197198390.gif) >Man, you rarely get an entrance line like that. BLOW OUT THE LIGHTS. Just cause Sean's a dick. Also claim we did it afterwards. Maybe Ian will punch his denial out.

>>	Hodo Astartes 04/07/12(Sat)19:56 No.18614812 >>18614755 I like when people don't get what I'm doing. Anyway, >See if you can get Sakamoto on your side before The Gnome Conversation begins. We have to get this out of the way for good. Manic aggression from Sakamoto won't help.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)19:56 No.18614814 >Man, you rarely get an entrance line like that. BLOW OUT THE LIGHTS.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)19:56 No.18614822 File: 1333842989.png-(494 KB, 640x487, 1303926735128.png) >>18614797 >IRC That was established in the thread, you maroon. Stop claiming credit for something that ain't yours.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)19:57 No.18614832 >>18614693 Yoshika, but I thought we were going to give Sean the Gnome Talk away from the Witches.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)19:57 No.18614836 >>18614765 This, then Miyafuji. >>18614812 She seems perfectly calm right now, and I'm not sure we should be talking about it with her there. This seems like something that should be done among the crew.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)19:58 No.18614839 >>18614767 We'll get around to that. If Yoshika seems upset, though, that must be dealt with first. Also, the Gnome talk can go as quickly or as slowly as we want it to. I say quickly.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:00 No.18614858 Make the lights blink out FUK U!

Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:00 No.18614865

It's early morning, right? I mean we got back from our night patrol a little while ago, so it can't be too late. Is Sakamoto's up real late, or did she start drinking really early?
Either way, let's get rid of her and Miyafuji (after asking her what's wrong), and then talk to Sean.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:00 No.18614866 blink the lights!

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:00 No.18614867 >>18614858 in morse code

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:01 No.18614870 >>18614822 Cool it. I don't care who gets credit for my idea so long as it gets fair consideration.

>>	Hodo Astartes 04/07/12(Sat)20:02 No.18614885 >>18614836 >perfectly calm >keeping her hand at her sword and looking angry Yeah right. I was thinking about distracting her from her glowering by talking about gnomeness in which case she would have to talk business and thus kinda join our side.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/07/12(Sat)20:03 No.18614899 File: 1333843385.png-(1 KB, 100x100, 1313119287059.png) >>18614870 Oh. I thought you proposed it in the channel first. Sorry.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:03 No.18614903 >>18614885 I don't think she should be part of that conversation. I don't see what she could add to it anyway, especially when hungover.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:03 No.18614909 >>18614867 Supporting this. S-E-A-N--Y-O-U--A-R-E--A--G-N-O-M-E--D-E-A-L--W-I-T-H--I-T--Y-O-U--S-I-S-T-E-R--C-H-A-S-I-N-G--A-S-S -C-L-O-W-N

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:04 No.18614912 >>18614885 She's sobering up with coffee, that's never a pleasant experience.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:04 No.18614916 guys don't forget we must get dog treats to throw at witches as we run away vid related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efdXUoVGQgY

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:04 No.18614918 >>18614693 Also, should we or should we not point out that wearing a METAL suit of armor won't be very useful against the witch that can generate electricity?

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/07/12(Sat)20:05 No.18614922
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You glance askance at Yoshika, who's uncharacteristically quiet. She's sitting on a big wooden chair a few sizes too big for her, looking down into her mug of tea solemnly, not saying anything.

You frown at her, and raise your eyes to Chuck.

"How do you *know* all this shit?" Ian says. "Out of the blue it's THIS sucks or THAT sucks, and suddenly you've got opinions on something most people never give a damn about."

Chuck is too busy demolishing a cheeseburger to pay you any mind.

"I've got *informed* opinions," Sean says stuffily before cramming the last of his sammich in his mouth.

"That's what I don't get," Ian says.

You sigh, and drum your fingers on the table in an obvious fashion. Chuck still doesn't notice you.

"Yuh raciss baffad," Sean says around the last quarter of his massive sammich. "I' hav yuh knuh we Iruush ah vereah cultuah'ed peefuuls. Affho."

"... right," Ian says dubiously. "Anyway. There's no god-damned connection between your areas of expertise," Ian says. "How the fuck did you become a music critic AND know enough about interior lighting to get pissed off about both?"

Ian shrugs. "How come you're gay?"

>>	Hodo Astartes 04/07/12(Sat)20:05 No.18614923 >>18614903 She's known to be srsbsns, we're known for elaborate clownery. THink he'll just swallow what he must take for our baloney?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:06 No.18614935 >>18614899 Technically, it was first purposed about 20-30 threads ago before the IRC even existed, after Minna first threw us out of our room.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:06 No.18614937 >>18614922 BREAK IAN LIKE A GLOW STICK!

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:07 No.18614945 >>18614923 Yes. And we'll have Ian to back us up. We can kill the lights again if he's still skeptical.

Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:08 No.18614947
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>>18614797
>>18614822
>>18614870
>>18614899

wait, wait wait...

are we talking PILLOW FORT?

OR EPIC BED FORT?

there is a difference. BED FORT is a fortified bed for radio-witch. ala SUPER CRAPPY DRAWYTHING

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:08 No.18614948 >>18614922 Wait for it....

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/07/12(Sat)20:08 No.18614953 >>18614922 >Ian shrugs. "How come you're gay?" Uh You mean Sean asked why Ian is gay?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:09 No.18614959 >>18614947 "No gropers allowed"

>>	Hodo Astartes 04/07/12(Sat)20:10 No.18614971 >>18614953 Probably.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/07/12(Sat)20:10 No.18614973 >>18614947 Neither. Link mattresses together like wall segments and create a literal fort.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:10 No.18614975 >>18614922 I assume that's Sean talking at the end, right? And we don't need to be in any hurry to talk about this. I don't know why there are so many other people around but we should get rid of them first. >>18614947 Is this to protect from Eila?

>>	Hodo Astartes 04/07/12(Sat)20:11 No.18614993 >>18614975 Shit, giggles and siscon would be my humble suggestion.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:12 No.18615005 >>18614993 What?

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/07/12(Sat)20:13 No.18615011 get on IRC planefaggan

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:13 No.18615012 >>18614975 yes. Protect from groper-witch. >>18614973 so you're suggesting a THIRD fort type, MATTRESS FORT EUROPE? We'll need Rommel for that.

Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:13 No.18615015

>>18614975
Might as well break it: I mean, the GNOME SILENCE CONSPIRACY won't survive this war (both on the witches and the males' side), that much is clear.

Though the ramifications of it going public, particularly in hotspots like China, are going to be a real mess.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:14 No.18615017 File: 1333844043.jpg-(1.51 MB, 1200x872, 1333580633898.jpg) is it me or is the thread very empty?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:14 No.18615026 >>18615017 Enjoy it while it lasts.

Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:15 No.18615034

>>18614975
The idea was
1) Go to room
2) Build fort out of mattresses and pillows
3) Populate with little sisters
4) Have tea party with cookies
5) Bonding and occasional "big brother srs bsns tiem" whenever it came up

Because being surrounded by the power of little sisters would serve to moderate behavior.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:15 No.18615037 >>18615017 Give it time. We'll be pushing 900 post in the second like always.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:16 No.18615046 >>18615017 Without the arguing there aren't that many posts.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:16 No.18615047 File: 1333844182.jpg-(253 KB, 814x294, 1332817432008.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:16 No.18615053 >>18615011 Don't get on IRC, PF. Fuck those guys.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/07/12(Sat)20:16 No.18615055
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>>18614922

With a restrained little "ptoof!" the straw goes flying from Ian's helmet.

You cast about and find a discarded bottlecap lying on the tabletop. With a deft fling of your hand, snapping your wrist smartly, you bounce it off Chuck's forehead. He flicks his eyes at you in irritation, and you jerk your head at Yoshika.

"I'm sorry, Sean, I didn't quite hear wha-"

"-yer gay as a clown-car of monkeys breathing en-two-oh, twinkle-toes," Sean says. "You're more queer then a bowl of fucking fruit-loops. You're a fudge-packing homo-lustin' colon commando, does that sum it up?"

Chuck gives you a quizzical expression. You make a strangling motion in the air, utterly fed up with his thick-skulled refusal to read simple sign language.

Ian sits silent in his armor for a few seconds, and without preamble raises his left gauntlet, which is curled into a fist, and points it at Sean.

KWHAM!

There's a flash of polished steel and Sean goes flying out of his chair as the gauntlet goes tumbling up and over his head, post-impact.

Yoshika doesn't even look up.

Chuck nods sagely, enlightenment dawning on his face. He shifts his chair closer to Yoshika.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:16 No.18615057 File: 1333844218.jpg-(21 KB, 525x393, Erica Bait.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:17 No.18615062 on the subject of Gnome conversation: GET ON WITH IT! It will get out eventually, and Yoshika can be trusted.

>>	Hodo Astartes 04/07/12(Sat)20:17 No.18615066 File: 1333844259.jpg-(8 KB, 245x170, 124677_m1t1w245q75v46855_680_0(...).jpg) >>18615005 Those are the ones who would pass for ideal sisters. Especially since our real sister is none to be protected. >>18615011 >planefaggan

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/07/12(Sat)20:18 No.18615071 >>18614922 fucking typo

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:18 No.18615078 File: 1333844319.jpg-(66 KB, 500x711, Nobody likes.jpg) >>18615053 I bet you like Perrine too

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/07/12(Sat)20:19 No.18615088 >>18615055 >FALCO PAWNCH yeeessss

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:19 No.18615093 >>18615062 It's not about not wanting Yoshika to know, it's about wanting to break it to Sean more privately. We're not sure how he'll react, so we should do it somewhere where his reaction doesn't matter.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:20 No.18615095 Shit, which one's the last thread?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:20 No.18615102 File: 1333844442.gif-(307 KB, 448x252, 1330277346954.gif) >>18615055 >Chuck nods sagely, enlightenment dawning on his face. He shifts his chair closer to Yoshika. He'll figure out that's a dead end soon.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:20 No.18615103 File: 1333844453.jpg-(9 KB, 251x190, broFisto.jpg) >>18615055 Well done.

>>	Major Airlift 04/07/12(Sat)20:21 No.18615112 >>18615055 Did he just challenge Sean to a duel, good sir?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:24 No.18615155 File: 1333844677.jpg-(80 KB, 600x463, ec53b7133ea32be4183b4ed0f3dca9(...).jpg)

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/07/12(Sat)20:24 No.18615158 File: 1333844698.png-(401 KB, 678x1000, mahagony table perfectly craft(...).png) >>18615078

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/07/12(Sat)20:25 No.18615161 >>18615155 Thank you. (caption: friends......friends......)

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:25 No.18615166 >>18615155 So did we ever figure out which night which the new one is, the one with the red eyes or the one with the cat tail?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:26 No.18615173 >>18615166 It was heidi

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:26 No.18615175 >>18615158 It's beautiful. But Perrine needs to leave.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:26 No.18615176 >>18615066 >Especially since our real sister is none to be protected. You shut your whore mouth! Robin is surrounded by hormone-addled Marines, predatory Witches, and the likes of Sean and Ian. Like Hell we won't be protecting her.

>>	Hodo Astartes 04/07/12(Sat)20:27 No.18615182 >>18615158 Who's that stealing her strawberry?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:28 No.18615196 >>18615182 Looks a bit like the hem of Trudes sleeve.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:28 No.18615199 >>18615173 Which one is that? I don't actually know the names, just that the features didn't match.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/07/12(Sat)20:28 No.18615200 File: 1333844915.jpg-(107 KB, 800x551, monster hunter perrine.jpg) >>18615175 She just wants to be french.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/07/12(Sat)20:28 No.18615206
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>>18615055

"Hey, Yoshikia," Chuck says. The girl says nothing.

"Hey. Yoshika. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey."

The young girl remains silent, staring into her tea.

"Yoshika. Yoshika." Chuck steps behind her chair and starts tiling it from side to side. "Heeeey Heeey Heeey Heeey Heeey YOOOO-SHIIII-KAAAAAAA~"

"What!?" she snaps irritably.

"What'cha thinkin about?" you ask, moving in from the side. The girl gives you a guilty look and shrinks into her chair, sipping plaintively at her tea.

With a groan, Sean clambers back into sight over the table edge. There's a large red mark on his forehead, vaguely gauntlet-shaped.

"What in the hell," Sean wonders drowsily, "was that."

"Brevity," says Ian, "is the essence of wit. Also, fuck you." He takes off the other gauntlet and flings it at Sean, and then the helmet follows.

"Come on, what's eating ya?" you bug Yoshika. "Come on, tell me." The japanese Witch shrinks deeper into her chair, and you hear her sniffle a little.

You and Chuck, big brothers both, loom over her and unleash your most fearsome weapon - the Double Trouble NagMaster.

"Hey. Hey. Hey. Yoshika~" you repeat in-sync, putting a little musical flair on her name. You keep it up for a few repetitions.

"I'M USELESS!" Yoshika screams, flings the tea in your face, and runs out of the room.

Everybody ceases their activities and stares at the doorway.

Sakamoto shoves the coffee pot at you. "This shit's easier to handle drunk," she opines, tossing her mug over her shoulder disdainfully.

>SEAN YER A GNOME
>Gentle approach, see if you can't clue in Sakamoto as you lay it out?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:28 No.18615207 >>18615199 White haired one

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/07/12(Sat)20:29 No.18615218 >Gentle approach, see if you can't clue in Sakamoto as you lay it out?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:29 No.18615221 >>18615206 "SEAN YER A GNOME" And run after Yoshika.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:30 No.18615223 >>18615206 SEAN YER A GNOME

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:30 No.18615224 >>18615206 ...I -would- say gentle, but is MC even capable of that?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:30 No.18615226 >>18615206 >Sean Yer a gnome

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:30 No.18615227 SEAN YER A GNOME

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:30 No.18615230 >SEAN YER A GNOME Just add to it

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:30 No.18615234 >>18615206 SEAN. IAN YER BOTH SPARKLY FUCKING GNOMES. Blow up a few lights to make our point and to cover our escape in the darkness. Chase down Yoshiaka and comfort her.

>>	Servant Of The Emperor 04/07/12(Sat)20:31 No.18615236 >>18615206 BOUNCE SEAN YOU'RE A GNOME AND SAKIMOTO WAS GOING TO KILL US BECAUSE WE ALL ARE.

Hodo Astartes 04/07/12(Sat)20:31 No.18615239
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>>18615176
The last time we tried to protect her, she cast us in the dust.
She's a lot stronger than most and she has bouncing in her genes.
No, Sir. This one is not in need of big bro's protection.
Doesn't mean we couldn't punch whoever looks at her funny.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:31 No.18615245 >>18615206 Sakamoto's known Yoshika longer and better than us. Task her to go after Yoshika. Then we tell Sean.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:31 No.18615247 >>18615206 We inform her of all the times she has saved our hard-charging ass

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:31 No.18615248 >>18615224 perhaps making some effort not to resemble a brick to the face, perhaps?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:32 No.18615251 >>18615206 How about we have Sakamoto go talk to Yoshika while we talk to Sean.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:32 No.18615254 Gentle approach, see if you can't clue in Sakamoto as you lay it out? The way Conrad did for us broseph.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:32 No.18615263 >>18615206 Tell Sean he is a gnome and assure MEEAFUGEE that no matter what, she isn't nearly as useless as lynette.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:32 No.18615264 >>18615206 >SEAN YER A GNOME Wouldn't he be a leprechaun instead?

>>	Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 04/07/12(Sat)20:33 No.18615277 >>18615206 YER A GNOME SEAN.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:33 No.18615281 >>18615245 >>18615251 This. Sakamoto can probably handle her better, and we can talk to her ourself later. Right now, we need to tell Sean about gnomes, and we don't need a fucking audience for that.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:33 No.18615282 link to the last thread?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:33 No.18615283 >>18615221 Seconded. Fuck being delicate with his dumb ass. There are more important uses of our time than tiptoeing around an issue with a grown-ass man.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:33 No.18615284 >>18615206 "I know you're Irish so let me put this in terms you will understand... Sean... YOU'RE A LEPRECHAUN"

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:35 No.18615305 >>18615206 Lay it out nice and bluntly.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:35 No.18615308 Well it's a good thing we're gonna make a mattress fort with Yoshika. I'm sure that'll cheer her up. But for now SEAN YER A GNOME

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:35 No.18615310 >>18615284 Then dance a little Irish jig

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/07/12(Sat)20:35 No.18615315 File: 1333845348.jpg-(388 KB, 850x564, sample_f9807015a3d1a610056ab60(...).jpg) >>18615206 Shit, Sakabroto time?

Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:36 No.18615325

>>18615283
We can be direct about it, but he is a crewmember. I think we owe him at least a little something here. This can be a very jarring revelation, and it's probably best to do it in private. Miyafuji will be sulking for a while, so we can talk to her right after.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:37 No.18615331 >>18615284 Thisssssss

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:37 No.18615332 yoshika is a teir 1 team pet and also a healer. clearly not useless.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:38 No.18615344 >>18615017 ... is that Captain America and The Boss?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:38 No.18615346 >>18615332 She also has less kills than us.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:38 No.18615347 >>18615325 >owe him a little something He missed a fighter getting on our six because he thought having a bitchfit with Ian was a more appropriate usage of his time. We owe him NOTHING.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:38 No.18615351 >>18615344 ja

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:39 No.18615356 >>18615347 >We owe him NOTHING No, we owe him snap rolls.

>>	Starshadow 04/07/12(Sat)20:39 No.18615365 >>18615356 With compounding interest.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:40 No.18615372 >"I'M USELESS!" Great. Another little girl is upset. Well, we calmed Sanya down. Now we get to go add MEEYAFOOGEE to our "little sisters" club. Robin is going to be confused as hell.

>>	Hodo Astartes 04/07/12(Sat)20:40 No.18615374 >>18615332 And none greater to find great stonking tits. That's a gift.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:40 No.18615379 >>18615356 While upside down.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:42 No.18615393 >>18615325 Fuck him. No quarter given for sister-chasing idiots like him.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:43 No.18615403 >>18615346 not everyone can churn out the DPS

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 04/07/12(Sat)20:43 No.18615405 >>18615206 Gentle, find Miyafuji after

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:43 No.18615408 >>18615206 >SEAN YER A GNOME After we sort this shit we have to comfort Miyafuji. Possibly point out she keeps putting us back together while we are in more pieces than Humpty-Dumpdy.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:44 No.18615416 >>18615346 But we'd be dead without her. I'm sure there are a few others who could say the same.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:45 No.18615431 >>18615408 I don't think that's wise. "Oh, great, I can patch up people real good BUT IT'S ONLY ONE AT THE TIME AND I CAN'T FIGHT AS WELL AS YOU GUYS AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH." We don't want the second coming of Florence Nightingale. We want PILOT.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:46 No.18615448 >"Sean you're a gnome." >"Sakamoto, explain the rest." >Snap fingers and blow out a light as you walk out.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/07/12(Sat)20:46 No.18615456
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You sigh miserably, looking at the door. "Well, there's another fine mess to sort out." You rub your face wearily. "God fucking dammit I'm a fighter pilot, not a female psychologist."

"I know, right?" Chuck says, handing you a beer. "What happened to the days when 'I'm a fighter pilot, lets fuck' was the entirety of our social vocabulary?"

"Yeah," you reply, fishing around in your pocket for your P-38, "its.... wait. Where the hell did you get this from?" You shake the beer at Chuck. He gives you a knowing smile and waggles his eyebrows.

Oh well. What the hell. You crack it open and sample a little. Dark brew. Not bad.

".... no, seriously," Sean says again, back in his chair and applying another cold beer to his forehead. "What in the shit WAS that?"

"This armor was made for somebody beefier them me to start with," Ian replies, "and there was an unguarded arc-welder in the hangar, and it's easy to get gunpowder out of a twenty-milimeter shell and.... I got bored."

Sean grunts, and gives Ian a weird look.

You sigh the sigh of the long-suffering. "Sean, this isn't a good time, but things go so wild around here, we probably never will get one. I've got something to discuss with you."

"Sorry, don't swing that way," he says, searching for his coffee absently with one hand.

"Oh don't-"

"You've got twice as much tail chasing you half as hard," he mutters. "Yeah, you're gay, mate."

"And you've got magical powers," you retort hotly.

Sean cuts his eyes at you sharply. "The fuck you say?"

Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:47 No.18615470
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>>18615456
>"This armor was made for somebody beefier them me to start with," Ian replies, "and there was an unguarded arc-welder in the hangar, and it's easy to get gunpowder out of a twenty-milimeter shell and.... I got bored."

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:47 No.18615473 >>18615456 And here... we... go!

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:48 No.18615481 >>18615456 >Ian building a mecha Neat.

>>	Major Airlift 04/07/12(Sat)20:48 No.18615484 File: 1333846123.jpg-(33 KB, 500x375, 1301674703197.jpg) >>18615456 GUNGLOVE? GENIUS!

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:48 No.18615485 >>18615456 "You're a gnome!" And punch ourselves in the face.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:48 No.18615489 >>18615456 Did Ian just do a Rocket Punch?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:49 No.18615491 >>18615456 Call the dirty mick a sparkly namby-pamby leprechaun.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:49 No.18615497 File: 1333846192.jpg-(34 KB, 460x271, varying_degrees_of_damn.jpg) >>18615456 >That based American ingenuity

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:50 No.18615511 >>18615456 "You're a gnome, too!!!" Then, punch him in the face and go catch up with Me-ya-foo-gee.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:50 No.18615512 >>18615485 Check our six for irritable German mechanics first.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:50 No.18615513 >>18615456 >and there was an unguarded arc-welder in the hangar, and it's easy to get gunpowder out of a twenty-milimeter shell and.... I got bored God bless Ian and his rocket fists.

Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:51 No.18615514
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"This armor was made for somebody beefier them me to start with," Ian replies, "and there was an unguarded arc-welder in the hangar, and it's easy to get gunpowder out of a twenty-milimeter shell and.... I got bored."

AMERICA!

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:51 No.18615517 Pull off some goddamn gnome trick, blow out another light. Oh wait Chuck is here too... oh well. The more the merrier.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:51 No.18615519 If Sakamoto asks, we tell her "Sorry, top secret gnome business. No witches allowed." See how she likes it.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:51 No.18615528 >>18615456 >"You've got twice as much tail chasing you half as hard," he mutters. "Yeah, you're gay, mate." Little Mick is jelly that we've got two girls after us to his one. He should be grateful that he's even getting any at this point.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:53 No.18615550 File: 1333846382.jpg-(82 KB, 625x1000, Krupinski.jpg) time to see cupcakeski?

>>	Hodo Astartes 04/07/12(Sat)20:53 No.18615555 File: 1333846422.jpg-(64 KB, 598x600, mazinga_z_014hSxnxNMyr.jpg) >>18615489 Roketto Panshi? He needs to install some Buresuto Faia too.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:53 No.18615557 >>18615528 I thought he was talking about Perrine there, and saying that, like Ian, we weren't our stalkers, and so were gay. We need to make a point of continuing to cockblock him.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:54 No.18615560 >>18615550 The countess is gay. I don't see why we would have any interest in seeing her. If we have a third option it should be for Robin.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:54 No.18615570 >>18615550 As fun as it would be, we've got to finish telling Sean he's a wizard, then go and comfort Miyafuji.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/07/12(Sat)20:55 No.18615580
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>>18615456

Since Sean is as fond of the direct, blunt approach as Ian is fond of wry understatement, you give Sean what he wants. "You've got magical fucking powers, genius. You know it. The shit you've been doing is off the charts."

"Like wha-"

"Like spoofing those beam-riding rockets the other day, with fucking D/F loop antennas," you tell him. "You don't just turn them on and point them at the rockets - how did you even know what frequency to jam, anyways? Or boost power to useable amounts?"

"Or the detection of the Martian signals," Ian says. "They modulate their signals in ways we just can't fathom, and sometimes it seems like it's only half the signal, like the carrier wave should be there but just isn't.... but you've got no problem with that."

"Or your sword-work," Sakamoto says, giving Sean a sloppy smile. "Minna saw it. She described it to me, and tonight you... the way you moved, was..." she shakes her head absently, still grinning dreamily. "That's no average talent, Sean."

It's the first time you and Sean have spoken of matters Gnomish in almost a week, and even that was a mere few seconds of awkwardness. "No, you're the twinkle-toes sparkle-fantastic freak," Sean says angrily. "I'm no god-damned wand-twirling fruitcake."

"Right," you say, "So how did you call Sanya on the radio tonight?"

Sean's coffee mug freezes half-way to his lips as he stares at you.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:55 No.18615584 >>18615557 Honestly, Sean is the only one who seems to be succeeding in courting his love interest. We're not gay, we're just romantically incompetent.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:55 No.18615585 Point at that he fought a witch with magic sword powers to a standstill, in the dark we made by willing the lights to blow out. I mean, seriously.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:55 No.18615588 >>18615560 First off, it's been hinted at that she's bi, and second, there are reasons other than waifuing to see people for. Cupcakesi's fun, and we need to call her names

>>	Hodo Astartes 04/07/12(Sat)20:56 No.18615595 >>18615560 Seing her alone? Not so interesting. But what if she's not? That I'd pay to see, if you catch my drift.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:56 No.18615598 >>18615557 Do you mean cockblocking Sean, throwing Ian to Perrine like a doggy treat to the Hound, or both?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:56 No.18615601 >>18615580 It's confirmed. Male magic makes witches wet. Say that three times fast.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:57 No.18615609 >>18615580 >and tonight you... the way you moved, was... GET DAT DICK WET SEAN

Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:57 No.18615616

>>18615456
YOU'RE A GNOME, BOY! A GODDAMN, HOT-DIGGITY-DAWG MOTHERFUCKING GNOME! I GET TO BE A GNOME! AND YOU GET TO BE A GNOME! AND IAN GETS TO BE A GNOME! EVERYBODY GETS TO BE A GNOME!

Then we excuse ourselves and try to reassure our adopted sister that she's not useless.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:57 No.18615619 >>18615584 No, it's just that the witch he's with isn't a complete fucking head job. Well, ok, so Sakamoto's as crazy as the rest, but just not in a way that impairs her relationships much.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:58 No.18615622 >>18615580 That shit's wack yo!

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:58 No.18615625 >saw it Can we please ask them how they "see" magic?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:58 No.18615626 So there's your fucking CONSPIRACY OF SILENCE. The witches didn't need to do anything other than stay quiet: saying a dude has magic powers is the equivalent of saying HA HA YOU HAVE A VAGINA AND IT'S SANDY.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:58 No.18615630 >>18615598 Mainly cockblocking Sean, but throwing Ian to the Hound works too. We should probably talk to him about that at some point, though.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:59 No.18615637 >>18615625 Sean turning into an inverted blender is quite visible

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:59 No.18615639 >>18615625 The same way MC saw it: Sean, a huge, ungainly lug, fucking DANCED between Martian tentacles and weapons as he carved them up.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:59 No.18615644 >>18615580 Why is he so upset about this again? YOU'VE GOT MAGIC POWERS YOU MICK

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)20:59 No.18615645 >>18615625 They aren't talking about his magic specifically. They mean his sword work. Also: SEAN, IF YOU DON'T TAP THAT TONIGHT, YOU FOREVER LOSE THE RIGHT TO CALL US GAY

>>	Major Airlift 04/07/12(Sat)21:00 No.18615650 File: 1333846816.jpg-(47 KB, 719x720, 1306304166429.jpg) >>18615584 Kinda of hard to do romantic when all options are either: a. constantly arguing with us b. trying to rape us

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:00 No.18615652 >>18615601 >>18615609 Fuck him. He doesn't get any until we do.

Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 04/07/12(Sat)21:00 No.18615658

>>18615616

>YOU'RE A GNOME, BOY! A GODDAMN, HOT-DIGGITY-DAWG MOTHERFUCKING GNOME! I GET TO BE A GNOME! AND YOU GET TO BE A GNOME! AND IAN GETS TO BE A GNOME! EVERYBODY GETS TO BE A GNOME!

I second this.

>>18615619

Right, Sakamoto's problem is she's kind of a nigh-suicidal blood-thirsty psychopath. IE, she's kind of like pilot.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:01 No.18615661 >>18615652 We'll both be virgins forever.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:01 No.18615663 >>18615644 see >>18615626

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:01 No.18615667 >>18615661 >Virgin >Pilot

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:02 No.18615674 >>18615661 >virgins Hold on now.

>>	Hodo Astartes 04/07/12(Sat)21:02 No.18615678 >>18615580 Now that we got that straight, you two go fuck already or are you gay, Sean?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:03 No.18615681 >>18615661 >implying either of us is a virgin If nothing else, we'll eventually just have at with Shirley. She used to be fun, but we've not seen her in a long time.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:03 No.18615682 >>18615661 >implying

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:03 No.18615693 >>18615681 We've known Chuck for over 24 hours She's off the list.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:03 No.18615694 >>18615678 Hell no. He's not getting laid that easily. We might have to drag him around with us to keep him out or her panties, if that's what it takes.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:04 No.18615699 >>18615681 It wouldn't feel right now that Chuck is around. Especially with our own sister on the island.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:04 No.18615700 >>18615663 Again, though, why? Not particularly familiar with the setting, but it seems to me that if I was the one with magic sword powers I'd be prancing around carving shit up like a boss all day erry day.

Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:05 No.18615708

>"and tonight you... the way you moved, was..." she shakes her head absently, still grinning dreamily.
Seriously we have just found the answer.
We get Sean hooked up with Sakamoto, thus stopping him from touching our sister.
We help Perinne capture Ian, stopping him from touching our sister.
We sign a non-aggression pact with Chuck, so we don't touch each others sisters.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:05 No.18615711 >>18615693 >Off the list i think not

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:05 No.18615714 >>18615700 Because Magic is a Woman Thing. Having Magic means you are a Woman. See why it freaks all males when they figure it out?

>>	Starshadow 04/07/12(Sat)21:05 No.18615715 >>18615711 Off OUR list. Women operate by different rules.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:06 No.18615718 I think MC and Chuck need to leave shortly or Mio is going to take Sean on the table.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:06 No.18615719 >>18615708 Then we just have to get rid of all the marines.

Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:06 No.18615723

>>18615700
"Hey, so you know all that cool stuff you do? Yeah, that's not cause you're skilled or anything, it's just cause you're magic."
Part of the original appeal of this whole quest was showing up the magic sparkle bints with pure manly skill and aptitude.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:06 No.18615725 >>18615711 If we want Robin to be off his list, we must respect that his sister is off ours. It's the way the Bro Code works, man. We can't be hypocrites on this.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:06 No.18615727 >>18615718 Ian can stay?

>>	Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 04/07/12(Sat)21:06 No.18615728 >>18615719 We reverse psychologize Minna into kicking them all off the base.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:07 No.18615730 >>18615708 >be seduced by shirley >suddenly, instinctively realize what chuck is doing just then

>>	Major Airlift 04/07/12(Sat)21:07 No.18615734 File: 1333847243.jpg-(112 KB, 550x800, 1326773656338.jpg) >>18615681 I miss Shirley...

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:07 No.18615736 >>18615708 I think we should set Chuck up with Minna.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/07/12(Sat)21:07 No.18615738
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>>18615580

"It's bothered me all night," you tell him. "When I wasn't jumping off towers in pure terror, and... whatever. You called Sanya to make the radio report on the Martians, so the bastards would bird-dog on HER signal, making her the bait for us to bounce. But... how the fuck did you call Sanya on the R/T without them triangulating on US!?"

"Forty-megahertz-" Sean begins to say, but you cut him off with a snort.

"What a load of horse-shit. They weren't two miles away; any low-power transmission that could reach Sanya would reach them. Of course, those magic earpiece radios Witches use can do something like that, but only between... magi-tech radios. Gee. I wonder."

Sean's gone white. Well, whiter.

"Y-you're full of s-shit," he says, a slight quaver infecting his voice, though his eyes have grown intense. "I'm not magical. That's all bullshit superstition from forever and ever ago repeated by old assholes hell-bent on ramming traditional hullaboo bullshit down their kids throats and I won't have any god-damned truck with it. Fuck off and take your gnomes with you!"

Once upon a time you had patience for this shit, and then you came to a place where women with amazing bodies run around in their underwear and cling to horrific neurosis that make them un-fuckable. What patience you had vanished into that deep well of buttfrustration like a single, lonely drop of water.

"Whatever you say... *leprechaun*."

The mug in Sean's hand shatters.

>PAYLOAD DELIVERED, LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
>Drunk fighter pilot does not a diplomat make. ROCK HIS SHIT.
>Other?

>>	Hodo Astartes 04/07/12(Sat)21:07 No.18615740 >>18615694 That was meant to make Sakamoto blush as she gave us the same shit. Maybe we could score a fit of tsun.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:07 No.18615741 >>18615714 Oooohhhhhh. Gotcha.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:08 No.18615751 File: 1333847297.png-(340 KB, 1600x1200, Bright_slap.png) >>18615723

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:08 No.18615754 >>18615738 >>PAYLOAD DELIVERED, LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE RUN

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:08 No.18615755 File: 1333847307.jpg-(197 KB, 605x648, doom bro's before ho's.jpg) >>18615725 You're right, i don't know what i was thinking

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:09 No.18615758 >>18615738 rock him hard!

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:09 No.18615760 >>18615719 We had a plan about that, something like panty raid then hanging them off the ships, then steal icecream, and hide in the mattress fort.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:09 No.18615761 >>18615738 >Other SAKAMOTOOOOOOOOOOOOO Then Chuck and you TACTICAL WITHDRAW while Mio does what she does best.

Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:09 No.18615763

>>18615700
First, the powers only amplify skill and reduce the probability of death due to failure. They don't allow you to do the impossible, only succeed at the extremely improbable. Shit would be useless against a Witch that has her shield up.
Also, there's the 2000 years of recorded history that says there are NO WIZARDS. At all. Only females can wield magic in the quantities needed to create actual effects.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:09 No.18615771 >>18615738 If he chases us down all Patton/Rommel we need to shout "HE'S AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS!" at some point when we have an audience.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:09 No.18615772 >>18615738 We should motion to Sakabroto for some backup. She wants to sword fight him.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/07/12(Sat)21:09 No.18615773 >>18615738 Snap your fingers and make the lights explode. Leave him in the dark with Sakamoto and go find Miyafuji with Chuck and Ian.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:09 No.18615774 BAIL BAIL BAIL!

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:10 No.18615775 >>18615738 >PAYLOAD DELIVERED, LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE Find Miyafuji, Robin, and ADORABLE COSSACK and commence the anti-groping little sister mattress fort.

>>	Major Airlift 04/07/12(Sat)21:10 No.18615777 File: 1333847405.jpg-(61 KB, 500x399, magic.jpg) >>18615738 >PAYLOAD DELIVERED, LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:10 No.18615778 Let's get Sakamoto to clean things up with him, and get ourselves the fuck out of dodge.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:10 No.18615780 >>18615740 We should definitely fucking call her on that, but I think she'd actually do him right now.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:11 No.18615785 >>18615738 Rock his shit. I knew we should have done this in private.

Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:11 No.18615786

>>18615738
You're not skilled because you're magic, you're magic because you're skilled. Look Sean, your manliness and prowess at radio operation and beating shit with a sword transcends reality and becomes magic, that's what it means to be a Gnome.

See you later Sean, I have a little girl to comfort.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:11 No.18615791 >>18615738 BLOW THE LIGHTS AND RUUUUUN! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8xKGmmT2gQ

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:11 No.18615792 >>18615738 >PAYLOAD DELIVERED, LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE Saying anything more will just give him a chance to take his anger and confusion out on us. Let stew in his own juice.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:11 No.18615796 >>18615738 >PAYLOAD DELIVERED, LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE It's time to leave, the one liner has been dropped.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:11 No.18615800 RUN LIKE FUCK. Seriously. He's got a sword and knows how to use it.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:11 No.18615802 >>18615763 >Shit would be useless against a Witch that has her shield up For the most part I agree, but didn't Sean just fight an accomplished witch to a stalemate in little/no light?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:11 No.18615803 >>18615738 Snap a salute with a shit eating grin Blow the lights Get the hell out of dodge and find our Yoshika

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:12 No.18615806 >>18615738 >other "He's all yours, Mio!" You want to know why Minna and us haven't hooked up? GET A FIRST HAND LESSON, YOU CYCLOPEDIAN BINT.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:12 No.18615809 >>18615738 >PAYLOAD DELIVERED, LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE We grab Chuck, and yell something along the lines of "Sakamoto now is your chance." then lock/barricade the door.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:12 No.18615810 >>18615754 No, we have little sisters to shepherd.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:12 No.18615813 >>18615761 This

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:12 No.18615816 Blow the lights and run

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:13 No.18615825 >PAYLOAD DELIVERED, LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE HAHAHA TIME FOR SISTERS!

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:13 No.18615833 >>18615810 Which we can some other that here.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:14 No.18615840 pop the lights then make like a leaf and GTFO to find Miyafuji.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:14 No.18615842 >>18615806 This. "Hey Mio, why aren't you fucking him yet? He's got problems, so you should fuck him right now and fix him for me." Then run like hell from the both of them.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:15 No.18615851 >>18615809 >>18615806 Oh, god, these!.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:15 No.18615852 File: 1333847706.gif-(1.6 MB, 350x197, 1307581846940.gif) >>18615833 >Which we can some other that here.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:15 No.18615856 >>18615738 We go to sleep because it's 2 AM. Even pilots as great as us need some rest.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:15 No.18615859 >>18615738 Blow out the lights again with a single shout of "MAGIC!", then walk off like a boss. Then we should try and find Yoshika, and at least give her enough reassurance that she can sleep a little better, then follow up in the morning.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:15 No.18615862 >>18615802 She was setting her shield to Blunt Mode and didn't have her personal shield up. Sean would have had a MUCH harder time if she set her shield to Monomolecular Mode ( that she uses on Martian heavy fighters) and turned on her personal shield.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:15 No.18615866 File: 1333847757.jpg-(3 KB, 126x121, 1275122229730.jpg) >>18615833 I... What?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:16 No.18615867 >>18615842 Hahaha. Don't worry, Sakamoto, he's just under stress right now. I'm sure he'll get better.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:16 No.18615870 >>18615833 Yeah, uh...let's got with this.

Hodo Astartes 04/07/12(Sat)21:16 No.18615876

>>18615761
I am no longer convinced she would keep this professional attitude of hers.
And Sean is possibly hurt in his male self esteem, meaning he has to prove something.

If we leave them, we should make sure the whole castle knows before they wake up in the morning.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:16 No.18615877 >>18615833 Do you mean "Somewhere"?

>>	Starshadow 04/07/12(Sat)21:17 No.18615879 >>18615867 Someone must have stolen his pot of gold.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:18 No.18615886 >>18615738 Payload delivered. Snap fingers, blow out the lights, and go find Yoshika.

>>	Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 04/07/12(Sat)21:18 No.18615892 >>18615842 >>18615867 HA, yes. We shall show her for nearly killing us in a drunken rage. Moonwalk out, after we do so. Or just moonwalk out in general.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:18 No.18615896 >>18615876 I still don't think we should let him get any, but if we do this is required. We could also try directing Eila their way, maybe give her a camera.

>>	TheTofu 04/07/12(Sat)21:19 No.18615902 >>18615738 Get the fuck out of there while yelling, "THEY'RE AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS"

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:20 No.18615918 >>18615892 >>18615896 These. It'd be a great one-two.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:20 No.18615920 >>18615902 OH GOD THIS

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:20 No.18615922 >>18615902 and what did we say about anachronism?

>>	Starshadow 04/07/12(Sat)21:21 No.18615928 File: 1333848073.gif-(2 MB, 324x189, Walmart_moonwalk_cart.gif) >>18615892 We totally need to do this. With or without the Rollin Court Martial.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:21 No.18615931 >>18615922 It can go fuck itself?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:21 No.18615935 >>18615922 That we'd given up on them a month ago?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:21 No.18615937 >>18615859 This. Alternatively, say something ass-hat-y along side your retreat. "If you got any problems, I feel bad for you Sean, but I've got ninety-nine problems but being a whiny bitch ain't one." BAMF

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:22 No.18615941 Walk out while doing the Duane. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGvdVXxFkY4

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/07/12(Sat)21:22 No.18615942
File: 1333848136.jpg-(100 KB, 1000x1000, gnome versus leprechan.jpg)

"COME AND GET SOME IF YA THINK YER HARD ENOUGH!" you scream at Sean, in no mood for his horseshit.

Sean leaps out of his chair and lands on the table with both feet, and comes barreling at you at full speed. You've seen your radar operator roll up his sleeves in bars before, and between his Irish blood and his inner-city upbringing his blows are truly mighty to behold. He's a better brawler then you, no two ways about it.

So you do what you always do, in the air or on the ground. You cheat your ass off. Springing out of your own seat, you lay hands on the back of your chair and whip it about with terrific speed, clubbing Sean's legs out from under him as he reaches face-kicking range. He goes down like a sack of bricks, screaming and cursing a storm.

You dive under the table and crawl rapidly for the other side as Sean untangles himself and tries to keep up on the other side of the wood. You beat him to the open, but the mad Irishman is only a few steps behind. Focusing with willpower granted by extreme concern for your face, you focus on the filament of the light-bulb above you and give it a gentle... little... push.

Whatever his failings, Sean is right-on about in-series lighting. As the filament of the one light-bulb burns out, every light in the room abruptly dies. You lash out behind you, tipping over a chair, and you hear Sean trip over it in the dark.

You end up in the hallway with Ian and Chuck besides you.

"Not bad," Ian allows.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:22 No.18615944 >>18615922 That this quest is full of them? The fitz and our callsign of hammerzeight were just two examples.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:23 No.18615949 >>18615937 >MC. He's got 99 problems, and these bitches are the main one.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:23 No.18615951 Don't mind me, new to SWQ here. These are actually quite fun. Are they weekly or something? Or is it just completely random? And yes, I'm from /a/, before any of you ask.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:24 No.18615971 >>18615951 >And yes, I'm from /a/, before any of you ask. Strike one.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:24 No.18615972 File: 1333848270.jpg-(16 KB, 293x208, 1279165661008.jpg) >>18615942 >Pic

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:24 No.18615977 >>18615951 Weekly-ish. Sometimes it runs more than once a week. PF's last post for the night is normally when the next session will run.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/07/12(Sat)21:24 No.18615979 >>18615951 About twice a week, and I schedule the next thread at the end of the current thread, so people know when to show up. Welcome to /tg/. We've got something for all kinds here. We even have something for /a/ folks. ONE OF US

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:24 No.18615980 >>18615951 areogyro homosexual tells us whn the next one will be at the end of every session. usually 2-3 a week.

>>	TheTofu 04/07/12(Sat)21:25 No.18615982 >>18615951 Twice a week is the average, but it can differ.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:25 No.18615983 >>18615951 If you read it before, you should've known already.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:25 No.18615987 >>18615942 Not bad at all

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:25 No.18615990 >>18615951 ONE OF US

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:25 No.18615992 >>18615942 We jackie chan now

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:25 No.18615993 >>18615979 Pssst PF can MC go GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE at one point

>>	TheTofu 04/07/12(Sat)21:25 No.18615994 >>18615951 Don't forget to read up http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=strike+witches+quest someone else link the first thread.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:26 No.18616001 >>18615979 I wish you got on the IRC more then one a month....

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:26 No.18616005 >>18615942 Oh god where did this most perfect picture come from?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:26 No.18616008 >>18615951 Welcome! Please contribute!

>>	Servant Of The Emperor 04/07/12(Sat)21:26 No.18616009 >>18615942 Now Little Sisters and Ice Cream

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:26 No.18616011 >>18615942 Now let us go find little Yoshika and tell her she's not useless.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:26 No.18616016 >>18616001 Fuck the IRC, faggot.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:27 No.18616019 So are we doing this sister fort or what?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:27 No.18616021 >>18615942 ALRIGHT. AT-WILL MAGIC UNLOCKED. When we have a minute we should see Minna and find out if we can get any kind of training.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:27 No.18616024 >>18615951 He usually says at the end when the next one will be, welcome to the quest.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:27 No.18616029 >>18615951 And sometimes the anon watching is as entertaining as the story.

>>	Starshadow 04/07/12(Sat)21:27 No.18616031 File: 1333848470.jpg-(80 KB, 800x751, 1330477967597.jpg) >>18615942 GNOME COUNTRY FOR LITTLE GREEN MEN

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:27 No.18616032 >>18615971 Don't worry. I won't shit up your thread. You probably won't notice I hail from there anyways. The wonders of anonymous posting.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:28 No.18616037 >>18616021 We seem to be doing fine advancing on our own, and we have more pressing concerns anyway.

>>	Major Airlift 04/07/12(Sat)21:28 No.18616040 >>18615942 dat picture

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/07/12(Sat)21:28 No.18616041 File: 1333848507.jpg-(9 KB, 248x250, 1324878176087.jpg) >>18615971

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:28 No.18616044 >>18616032 Then why advertise the fact?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:29 No.18616057 >>18616041 Oh, that's right. You thrive on the tears of waifufags.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:29 No.18616062 >>18616037 Minna said it was possible for us to generate a shield. We are going to learn the FUCK out of making a shield, and we're going to abuse it to keep our beautiful, beautiful plane from getting shot to pieces.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:30 No.18616068 >>18616044 >in a quest thread based on kawaii uguu animu >Acting superior

>>	Starshadow 04/07/12(Sat)21:30 No.18616069 >>18616037 I wonder if the witches could even teach us anything. Theory? Sure they could give us the nuts and bolts information. But since activating our magic is reflexive, the only thing we can really do is give ourselves opportunities to practice.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:30 No.18616071 >>18616062 But then how would we troll Marv?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:31 No.18616085 File: 1333848700.jpg-(76 KB, 1008x403, 1331691945718.jpg) >>18616068

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/07/12(Sat)21:31 No.18616088 File: 1333848708.jpg-(768 KB, 1091x1122, pop.jpg) There are only two witches that are gay until planefag says otherwise. goddamn

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:32 No.18616094 >>18616044 Isn't /tg/ supposed to be welcoming? I, for one, welcome our /a/ brethren, since this IS a quest about kawai uguu~ anime girls.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:32 No.18616095 >>18615942 Call behind us to Sakamoto. Let her have him now.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:32 No.18616104 >>18616069 Not to mention the application side is completely different: they do direct actions, and machines can amplify the effects. Ours requires machines, and is only the manipulation of probability.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/07/12(Sat)21:33 No.18616115
File: 1333848838.png-(62 KB, 640x424, tower requesting permission to(...).png)

>>18615942

All right. You're in a hallway, with some dudes, you're somewhat drunk, and you're not sure what to do. In the morning, after not-enough sleep, something else is going to go fucking insane, you're sure, so you may as well try to get something useful done now, while you're still too wired to snooze.

Yoshika is nowhere to be found. The girl can vanish, when she wants to. Trude is still fast asleep. You're not sure what to do.

>See if you can find Robin in the towers. She's certainly still up to something, probably no good.
>Do that thing you've been meaning to do forever but keep on forgetting (specify).

>>	Starshadow 04/07/12(Sat)21:34 No.18616117 >>18616094 We ARE welcoming. Only newfags and assholes are intolerant around here. The rest of us really don't give much of a fuck.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/07/12(Sat)21:34 No.18616122 >See if you can find Robin in the towers. She's certainly still up to something, probably no good.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:34 No.18616123 >>18616115 PILLOW FORT

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:34 No.18616126 >>18616041 I wonder why people like to say "I come from /a/. I come from /v/. I come from /tg/". They should just say "I am actually new to this board but I'm learning, nice to meet you" if they want to excuse themselves on the fact of not knowing stuff,

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:35 No.18616128 >>18616115 Go talk to Trude, we haven't annoyed her in a long while.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:35 No.18616129 >>18616115 On one hand, Robin. OTOH, FORTRESS BUILDAN. You have Ian and Chuck, they can help.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:35 No.18616135 >>18616115 Robin. Unleash whatever squee we have remaining.

Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:35 No.18616137

>>18616069
Our magic isn't reflexive anymore. Once we become aware of it, it's our tool. Until that point it was only kicking in to save our ass.

Now we can short out lightbulbs at will. And probably make machines do all kinds of crazy things.

NEW SIDEQUEST: PATROL CASTLE, FIND MACHINES, FIDDLE WITH THEM MAGICALLY.

Lock/unlock doors, turn the refrigerator to max when Rommel is hiding inside it, and the piece de resistance...

Have the hands on the watch we got Minna always point towards us.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:35 No.18616138 >>18616115 Acquire Robin, make pillowfort with her and whoever comes to join in this marvelous new construction.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:35 No.18616140 >>18616115 Find Robin, we did kinda up and bailed on her.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:35 No.18616141 >>18616115 >See if you can find Robin in the towers. She's certainly still up to something, probably no good. To robin!

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:35 No.18616143 >>18616115 PLANEFAG. ROBIN IS ORANGE CAT EARS.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:35 No.18616144 >Robin

>>	Starshadow 04/07/12(Sat)21:35 No.18616145 File: 1333848954.png-(36 KB, 800x590, YESICANADATROLL.png) >Do that thing you've been meaning to do forever but keep on forgetting (specify). Did someone say... SEXY PILOT CALENDAR?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:36 No.18616150 PILLOW FORT

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:36 No.18616156 ROBIN ROBIN ROBIN ROBIN ROBIN ROBIN ROBIN ROBIN ROBIN ROBIN

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:36 No.18616158 >>18616115 >do that thing you've been meaning to do >>18616137 This. Magical experimentation. I want a shield! Even more than I want a waifu!

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:36 No.18616159 ROBIN

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:36 No.18616164 >>18616137 >Have the hands on the watch we got Minna always point towards us. No way are we going to destroy all chances of bouncing her.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/07/12(Sat)21:37 No.18616168 File: 1333849023.jpg-(29 KB, 400x400, 1320202371983.jpg) >>18616143

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:37 No.18616170 >>18616115 >See if you can find Robin in the towers. She's certainly still up to something, probably no good. We need to let her know that her big brother is more than just a guy who runs down the hallway crying like a little girl.

Servant Of The Emperor 04/07/12(Sat)21:37 No.18616171

>>18616115
Well, seeing robin's good.

Because it's time to team up with her to steal ice cream from the navy!
Whats what? Hung up about a dead boy friend? ICE CREAM!
Not feeling useful lately? ICE CREAM
DO YOU DONT MENTAL ISSUES OR HANGUPS? ICE CREAM!

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:37 No.18616177 File: 1333849045.jpg-(84 KB, 400x300, 1328149405616.jpg) >>18616137 >Have the hands on the watch we got Minna always point towards us. MOTHER OF GOD

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:37 No.18616179 >>18616115 Find Robin. Pillow fort building is a group activity with all of our little sisters.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:38 No.18616185 >>18616115 >Do that thing you've been meaning to do forever but keep on forgetting (specify). So we can finally talk to Trude? >Trude is still fast asleep. Oh, you...

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:38 No.18616186 >>18616115 can we go see ADORABLE COSSACK?

>>	Major Airlift 04/07/12(Sat)21:38 No.18616187 File: 1333849108.jpg-(134 KB, 397x348, 1307094981023.jpg) >>18616168 I think it's some kind of code.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:38 No.18616193 >>18616177 God of Mother

Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:39 No.18616199

>>18616044
I'm hardly advertising the fact. If I told you I was new to these threads you'd probably suspect it anyways, I'm just confirming it. Or did I think too far ahead?

In fact I normally wouldn't have made a post like that at all, I just wanted to know when these were so I could follow them. I normally don't lurk /tg/, obviously, so I was afraid I'd miss the next one.

But let's not discuss this any further. Derailing this thread wasn't exactly my intention.

[x]see if you can find Robin.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:39 No.18616200 >>18616168 >>18616187 I think he wants Robin to have orange cat ears when she uses magic.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:39 No.18616201 >>18616137 >Have the hands on the watch we got Minna always point towards us. That's one of the worst ideas I've heard in a long time. And this is SWQ; it's nothing but bad ideas.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:40 No.18616211 Minna could find her if we really need to get to her. But she'll probably be fine. Minna will know something is up and deal with it herself, probably.

>>	Starshadow 04/07/12(Sat)21:40 No.18616218 >Have the hands on the watch we got Minna always point towards us. You got that backwards. Minna already knows where we are. We need to know where SHE is. You know. For bouncing.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:43 No.18616242 >>18616115 Dude, we get Cossack and Robin. We panty raid the castle, then plant them on ships. And while we do that we loot icecream.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:43 No.18616244 File: 1333849406.jpg-(27 KB, 600x256, No.jpg) >>18616137 >turn the refrigerator to max when Rommel is hiding inside it

Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:44 No.18616251

>>18616115
Get Robin to help us build a bed/pillow fort in our room. We can talk things over a little with her while we do it. Plus, we could probably kidnap our other little sisters and have a real party.

Plus, when your older brother walks in at 2:30 in the morning, slightly drunk, insisting that you build a giant pillow/mattress fort with him because "it'll totally be awesome", you don't argue.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:44 No.18616261 >>18616251 Oh god i got a visual. Brilliant

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:45 No.18616266 >>18616137 >>18616177 I like this idea!

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:45 No.18616267 >>18616137 >urn the refrigerator to max its 1944 man. there aint no machine in that fridge. its just got a compartment you put a huge fucking block of ice inside twice a week.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:46 No.18616279 >>18616267 This isn't the fucking 1800's dude

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:46 No.18616292 >>18616251 Oh man, that almost makes me wish I had a little sister to do that to. I'd be the best big brother ever. Unless she was fat. Fat people get nothing but scorn.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:47 No.18616304 >>18616292 They get diabetes too.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:49 No.18616320 >>18616251 Yes. I like this. >>18616292 That's harsh dude. Fat little sister means you get to beat the shit out of that many more people.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:49 No.18616328 >>18616292 I have a little sister, and I have woken her up at an ungodly hour to do something stupid. You know what she did? She punched me in the face and told me to go to sleep. Reality hurts.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:50 No.18616331 >spreading the magic >hangin' out with amazing, if crazy, girls >plotting panty/ice cream raid Meanwhile, infantrymen are drowning in sweat trying to hold back the endless Martian advance, and Black Smoke begins to fall.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:50 No.18616337 >>18616328 That is not like my chinese cartoons at all.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:51 No.18616344 >>18616331 And now you know why the army hates the air force.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:51 No.18616347 >>18616331 War is hell.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:51 No.18616349 >>18616331 And they wonder why the regular army doesn't like them. We should try to find out more about whatever it is the brass has planned for all of us. It might have something to do with the secret project the Martians pockets in Britain have.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/07/12(Sat)21:52 No.18616354 >>18616331 Nighttime, dude. The Witches are either exhausted or useless at night. ...not that kind of usless miyafuji :(

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:52 No.18616355 >>18616344 Ayup.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:53 No.18616372 >>18616331 We are about to be set off into some HUGE combined military strike with all kinds of land and air witches. Many men will die, a few witches might. We need to unwind before this shit crashes.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:53 No.18616376 File: 1333849995.jpg-(107 KB, 600x684, 1326515702718.jpg) >>18616344

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:55 No.18616399 >>18616372 Or we could, you know, try to find out more about the strike so we could make sure fewer people die. But whatever, panty raids are cool too, I guess.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/07/12(Sat)21:55 No.18616400 File: 1333850126.jpg-(57 KB, 500x300, sleepy.jpg) Maybe it should be sleep time.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:55 No.18616402 >Refresh >See Planefag >"Yay, new post" >Realise it was just scrolled up

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/07/12(Sat)21:55 No.18616403
File: 1333850132.jpg-(30 KB, 442x533, nay_thou.jpg)

You go looking for Robin.

In a huge, ancient old Witch Castle, Robin will be having a field day, plumbing the depths and the secret passageways and the ancient, echoing, hollow towers with eagerness. It's the towers you pay attention to now, because you know for a fact Robin's been exploring the depths already - she's always done things bottom-to-top her whole life, for some reason. Using your brotherly intuition, you spend an hour and a half or so strolling idly through the towers, seeking your sister.

Random thoughts drift through your head as they're wont to do in your idle time. Little things, like that retarded cheesecake calendar you and Sean were talking about making to get the Witches all hot and bothered (that was before you were almost groped-up in the baths, though, and you're pretty sure Sakamoto is getting a good handful of Sean's Lucky Charms at this very moment.) With Yoshika and Sanya AND your little sister here, and two of the three trying desperately to adjust their youthful innocence to the harsh realities of a very adult war without losing all of it, the temptation to build a pillow fort is almost overwhelming at times.

There's a lot of things to live for, when you think of it. Yeah, living fast and dying young is a stupid idea, now that you think about it more.

You look up to realize your wandering footsteps have taken you to the tallest point in the castle, the observation deck on the central tower, once used to look for the sails of incoming enemy ships. The night sky is as gorgeous as ever, and even without your jacket the stiff sea breeze isn't as biting as it was earlier - it's warming up as the night goes on. About damn time a warm front hit, you think.

You turn to look towards the mainland, and see Minna standing at the railing, her hair blowing in the wind.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/07/12(Sat)21:56 No.18616412 >>18616403 ... Are you trying to make us angry? don't answer that

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:57 No.18616415 >>18616403 FUCK Why do I keep forgetting she comes up there a lot?

Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:57 No.18616416

Hey planefag, since the martians use the black smoke have the various human powers responded in kind by going gloves-off with chemical weapons? If so, how sensitive to it are the martians to our toys in general?

nasty way to fight a war, that is.

inb4
>ahhh, deads dead whats the difference
>shaddup you, there are standards, Damnit
>no there winners
>its a warcrime
>so are shotguns!
etc etc

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:57 No.18616417 File: 1333850231.jpg-(338 KB, 379x581, 1255270478379.jpg) >>18616403 Laugh at the dramatic scene and move on. JUST WALK AWAY.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:57 No.18616421 >>18616403 "Hi Minna"

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:57 No.18616422 File: 1333850262.png-(116 KB, 353x500, 1331509077157.png) >>18616403 JIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:57 No.18616424 >>18616403 >ignore

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:57 No.18616425 That thing we keep forgetting. STEALING A GODDAMN BED. SO WE CAN SLEEP.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:57 No.18616426 Crazy Fucking Ivan

>>	TheTofu 04/07/12(Sat)21:58 No.18616428 >>18616403 NO, NO, GO AWAY, BACK YE DEMONS. Unless we're gonna bounce her and get the fuck out before she realizes what hit her.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:58 No.18616430 >>18616403 [x] HUG IT OUT

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:58 No.18616432 slink away quietly

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:58 No.18616435 >>18616403 Oh ffs, this is just dumb.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:58 No.18616436 File: 1333850302.jpg-(78 KB, 616x529, 1326997103908.jpg) >>18616412 DELICIOUS TEARS

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:58 No.18616438 File: 1333850305.jpg-(172 KB, 663x375, bl167.jpg) >>18616403 >mfw ...wait, it's been established that this was her "wind-down" space. Fuck, we walked RIGHT into that one, didn't we.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:58 No.18616440 >>18616403 Say Hi

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:59 No.18616446 >>18616417 >>18616424 This. Just walk right past.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:59 No.18616447 >>18616403 BOUNCE

>>	Servant Of The Emperor 04/07/12(Sat)21:59 No.18616448 >>18616403 Nope. Not our sister, Not important at the moment. Moving On. Robin. what are you?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:59 No.18616451 >>18616403 Time we went back to our roots. Time for NGAF

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:59 No.18616452 File: 1333850367.png-(149 KB, 1000x500, nooope.png) Stroll by. Bitch, you want to ignore the elephant in the room? By all means be my fucking guest.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:59 No.18616455 File: 1333850374.png-(216 KB, 572x494, heresheavy!.png) >>18616422 NOT TODAY LITTLE BABY!

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:59 No.18616456 >>18616438 Yes. Yes we did.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:59 No.18616457 >>18616403 BUG THE FUCK OUT

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/07/12(Sat)21:59 No.18616459
File: 1333850386.jpg-(11 KB, 266x400, choo choo creepy.jpg)

>>18616403

Somewhere deep in your soul, something stirs. Something warm, and pleasant, and long-missing.

And somewhere in the rational part of your brain rises the urge to rush forward and push the irritating cunt off the fucking roof. You ball your fists against a spasm of anger at Minna's continued pigheadedness. How'd the old saying go? You can always tell a Kraut, but you can't tell 'em much?

You carefully edge towards the stairs again, intent on making your escape, but she turns, and with a start, notices you.

"Oh. Oh! Please don't go!"

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)21:59 No.18616461 >>18616417 >>18616448 Not interested. Move the fuck on.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:00 No.18616465 >>18616459 RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:00 No.18616469 >>18616459 >"Oh. Oh! Please don't go!" It's a trap, run.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:00 No.18616470 >>18616459 Fuck no. Keep walking.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:00 No.18616471 >>18616403 We already gave way too many fucks about her. We have a little sister to find and shenanigans to enact. Onward!

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/07/12(Sat)22:00 No.18616478 >>18616459 Oh. Well, if she genuinely wants to talk... It's probably a trap and she's helping Robin troll us. ADVANCE WITH EXTREME CAUTION

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:00 No.18616482 WE WANT THAT ASS LET US STRIKE IT FROM HERE >GNOME POWERS, GUIDE MY COCK ...Or we could be subtle and charming. Not bloody likely, though.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:00 No.18616483 File: 1333850457.jpg-(151 KB, 1280x596, 1333107059746.jpg) >>18616459

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:01 No.18616486 File: 1333850472.jpg-(94 KB, 800x800, SHOWTHEMTHEMEANINGOFHASTE.jpg) >>18616459 RUN MC. SHOW HER THE MEANING OF HASTE. SHE WANTS OUR DICK, BY GOD, SHE'LL HAVE TO CATCH IT FIRST.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:01 No.18616488 >>18616459 Let's just talk to her.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:01 No.18616492 >>18616459 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK BUG OUT LIKE ALL HELL

>>	TheTofu 04/07/12(Sat)22:01 No.18616493 >>18616459 http://youtu.be/YIAnkrPgTvY

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:01 No.18616494 >>18616459 Nope. We're sick of your shit, bitch. We're finding Robin, and you ain't her.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:01 No.18616495 File: 1333850491.jpg-(21 KB, 500x281, 1330498237435.jpg) >>18616459 It begins.

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/07/12(Sat)22:01 No.18616502 File: 1333850502.jpg-(45 KB, 363x508, Wilcke.jpg) >>18616459

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:01 No.18616503 I just wanted to build a fort...

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:01 No.18616509 >>18616459 Ask her about her skills in making pillow forts. She may only discuss things with us if it is in the context of making our littler sisters the best pillow fort ever.

>>	Servant Of The Emperor 04/07/12(Sat)22:01 No.18616510 File: 1333850514.jpg-(42 KB, 324x320, Saythattomyfacefucker.jpg) >>18616459 RUN YOU FOOL RUN DAMMIT

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:01 No.18616511 >>18616459 Keep walking, ignore her.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:02 No.18616514 >>18616470 Keep walking. "Looking for sister. If you've seen her say so now or keep your mouth shut."

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:02 No.18616515 OH GOD THE TROLLING! IT BURNS SO GOOD

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:02 No.18616517 File: 1333850527.png-(8 KB, 493x402, hahahahaha.png) >>18616459 >thread reactions MY SIDES

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:02 No.18616519 >>18616459 BUG OUT

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:02 No.18616521 File: 1333850535.jpg-(34 KB, 300x204, Knightmare.jpg) >>18616459 Keep walking, we've had our argument with Minna for today.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:02 No.18616523 >>18616459 Run Forrest, run!

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:03 No.18616528 Guise GUISE let's not run off and fuck ourselves any worse. Just let her talk or something, I mean shit.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:03 No.18616529 >>18616459 TAKE COVER!

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:03 No.18616531 >>18616459 Do you want to make a pillow fort? Because currently that's all I'm in the mood for. I'm finding my sister and making a fort, if you want to talk you can tag along while I do this.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:03 No.18616536 >>18616459 EJECT EJECT EJECT EJECT EJECT EJECT EJECT

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:03 No.18616537 >>18616459 Finally moving the story forward, eh? Proceed, and ignore the ADD.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:03 No.18616540 "...Catch me!"

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:03 No.18616542 >>18616531 You know what? lets just invite everyone into the goddam fort

>>	TheTofu 04/07/12(Sat)22:04 No.18616549 >>18616540 >"...Catch me!" Though I doubt it'll happen, this was funny to imagine.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:04 No.18616552 >>18616537 If this is the only way he can move the story forward, he's a crap writer. I'm confident he can manage to do it some other way. Right now, we're finding Robin, not talking to Witch McBitch.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:04 No.18616553 >>18616542 Create a mini pillow castle inside of the big one, filled to the brim with witches.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:04 No.18616556 >>18616459 FUCK IT. WE ARE TALKING TO MINNA.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:04 No.18616557 >>18616459 >choo choo Oh man, is it that time again?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:04 No.18616558 >>18616531 How about we have Minna help us make a sanity fort where we can talk without all this built up bullshit?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:05 No.18616562 >>18616459 Oh fuck it, even if we try to walk away, she'll catch us and then we'll be worse off. Tell her that you're going to find Robin and she's free to come along.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:05 No.18616564 File: 1333850709.jpg-(37 KB, 550x308, r.man_r1_se_title.jpg)

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/07/12(Sat)22:05 No.18616565 File: 1333850714.jpg-(48 KB, 600x674, 1329019086867.jpg) >>18616459 my faith in you is restored.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:05 No.18616570 >>18616459 Enlist her help in finding MC's sister. Witches attract other witches, scientific fact. They're like magnets.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:05 No.18616571 Talk to her for chrissakes, now that we are both chilled we might actually be able to resolve something.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:05 No.18616572 File: 1333850733.jpg-(111 KB, 500x500, 1326847250412.jpg) >>18616552 You seem vexed.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:05 No.18616577 >>18616459 I say we keep walking just to deprive PF of whatever he has planned. He trolling us, so we should troll him.

Starshadow 04/07/12(Sat)22:06 No.18616582

Hmm. You know planefag mentioned yesterday that we was planning to drop a plot on us so surprising that it would blow our minds. Given SWQ is SWQ there is very little that would surprise me at this point. But giving it some thought, and accounting for the fact that trolling waifufags is one of his favourite past times...

I think Kurt is still alive somewhere.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:06 No.18616584 File: 1333850772.png-(27 KB, 172x476, RUN.png) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5qbcRAXVk "mc? MC!? MCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!?!'

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:06 No.18616586 >>18616459 Ignore her, we fulfilled our quota of putting up with her shit for today.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:06 No.18616588 >>18616572 Not really. I just don't want to get distracted from the task at hand.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:06 No.18616593 "I'm busy finding little sisters, come along. We can walk and talk."

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/07/12(Sat)22:06 No.18616594
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>>18616459

"WAIT!" Minna calls, and you casually flip her the bird over your shoulder as you go running for the stairs. Something crashes into your ankles and you go down hard on your face. Swearing profusely, you commando-crawl towards the stairs with Minna's hands latched firmly onto your ankles.

"Who's... avoiding.... now..." she mutters as her feet scrabble on the tower roof.

"I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANY MORE!" you snarl, clawing for the door. "You women are insufferable as hell! I'm batting for the OTHER team now!"

"Yeah, right," Minna scoffs as she manages to get on her feet. "You, gay, that'd be the da-"

"WITH WALTRUDE," you snap, and are rewarded with the click! of Minna's jaw snapping shut. Aha, that did it, didn't it?

"That doesn't-"

"HELL IF IT DON'T," you retort, and inch closer to the door, hands slipping over the floor as you seek purchase.

Minna yanks on your ankles with fresh strength, and with resignation you realize she's using magic. You wail as she reels you in, watching the door, escape, SLEEP vanish in the distance.

FUCK.

>>	Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 04/07/12(Sat)22:06 No.18616597 >>18616570 Fucking witches, how do they work?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:06 No.18616598 >>18616517 I know, right? I'm laughing so hard the dog's barking at me!

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:07 No.18616605 >>18616582 Perfect, we'll NTR Minna and go with full Kurt route.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:07 No.18616606 >>18616577 hahaha.....hahahah. HAHAHAHAHAHAH oh you fool you don't know how this works...

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:07 No.18616609 >>18616459 The waifufag within me is grinning. Yes! Yes! We can tell her that we informed Sean, and convinced him of his talent. Also Sakamoto is all over him.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:07 No.18616610 >Ask for calm conversation with Minna >Minna shows up >RUUUUUUUUUN

>>	Inquisitorial Librarian 04/07/12(Sat)22:07 No.18616612 File: 1333850843.png-(1.15 MB, 800x589, Front Towards Enemy.png) I say we stay. Because why the fuck not.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:07 No.18616618 >>18616459 Ah planefag the tears, the wonderful tears. You truly make them flow

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/07/12(Sat)22:07 No.18616620 File: 1333850875.jpg-(169 KB, 1140x1071, 1331695034626.jpg) >>18616594 GO MAN GO oh man I am in hysterics

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:08 No.18616627 >>18616594 Lawl. Can't escape. Fucking magic hax. Well, now we can GET INFORMATION OUT OF HER like we always wanted. TEACH ME HOW TO MAKE A SHIELD!

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:08 No.18616629 >>18616594 Hell, Sean and Ian might at least put out.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:08 No.18616641 >>18616594 >I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it any more PLANEFAAAAAAG

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:08 No.18616642 >>18616594 ALL THIS MAD

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:08 No.18616643 FINE Give it up and have a normal conversation.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:09 No.18616644 File: 1333850945.jpg-(194 KB, 960x630, 1331163258537.jpg) >>18616594

Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:09 No.18616653

>>18616459
Run and hug her.
"Minna! I talked to Sean like you said but he tried to kill me, and Miyafuji is sad and I don't know how to comfort her and Robin is missing, and when I see you I get funny feelings in my tummy, and Sean's lucky charms are being fondled by Sakamoto, who also tried to kill me, and Ian made a rocket fist, and Perrine needs to get laid and I need to help her get Ian like a good person would, and Chuck and the Marines are trying to fuck my sister and I don't know what to do"

Said extremely fast. If we can crocodile tear it up we will do well.

>>	Major Airlift 04/07/12(Sat)22:09 No.18616656 File: 1333850983.jpg-(35 KB, 400x400, squadbroken.jpg) >>18616594 RAPE WHISTLE! I don't care how futile it is! It's the principle! related note: we should train Robin to come save us when she hears it.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:09 No.18616657 Jesus Christ we wanted a fucking clam conversation, why not have one?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:09 No.18616658 >>18616594 No, really. Cupcakeski seems cool. We should find her at some point.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/07/12(Sat)22:09 No.18616659 File: 1333850997.jpg-(355 KB, 400x1131, SO META.jpg) >>18616594 oh god the rape whistle JUST WHEN WE NEEDED YOU

>>	TheTofu 04/07/12(Sat)22:10 No.18616664 >>18616594 Just give up and lay there on the floor, we aren't getting away and laying down provides more options.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:10 No.18616665 SAVE US TRUDE!

Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:10 No.18616669

>>18616594

Fuck yes, the other team isn't so insufferably cliche' in where they hang out.

SINCE THIS IS UNAVOIDABLE

Can we tell her to get us some furniture and shit for our room? Sleeping on the floor isn't cool and if we don't have anywhere to sleep, we'll just have to bunk up with Trude.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:10 No.18616670 >>18616657 Yes, let's discuss mollusks with Minna.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:10 No.18616675 >>18616594 Choo choo indeed...

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:10 No.18616678 File: 1333851037.jpg-(126 KB, 452x308, 1259292084641.jpg) >FUCK Our face.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:10 No.18616679 >>18616627 >TEACH ME HOW TO MAKE A SHIELD! I wonder what that would look like, an unfurling mass of magic gears?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:10 No.18616680 File: 1333851039.jpg-(97 KB, 500x383, CHOOCHOO.jpg) >>18616594 We aren't on just any railroad now. We're on THE railroad.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:10 No.18616681 >>18616594 >WITH WALTRUDE Who's Waltrude?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:11 No.18616688 >>18616657 You may have. There's nothing more to say to her.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:11 No.18616689 >>18616594 RAPE WHISTLE AHOY

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:11 No.18616692 >>18616681 >Waltrude >Trude Hurr durr

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:11 No.18616694 >>18616594 Looks like Minna has finally figured out how to deal with MC.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:11 No.18616695 >>18616594 feign death. FEIGN DEATH!

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:11 No.18616698 >>18616675 if you don't like the train GET THE FUCK OFF

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:11 No.18616703 Void your bowels.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:12 No.18616706 >>18616594 Blow the rape whistle! Shout for Ian, Sean, Chuck, Robin, hell anyone!

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:12 No.18616707 >>18616594 Just because she's caught us doesn't mean we have to cooperate. Let's just purse our lips and not say anything. It seems appropriately juvenile.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:12 No.18616709 >>18616692 trude it gertrude you dumb

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:12 No.18616714 >>18616692 notsureifserious.jpg

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:13 No.18616716 >>18616670 How about the rare red haired bearded clam?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:13 No.18616717 >>18616692 Wrong -trude. Waltrude Krupinski, Gertrude Barkhorn.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:13 No.18616718 >>18616692 Except her name is GERTRUDE.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:13 No.18616720 File: 1333851201.png-(249 KB, 521x603, d36d38ea9c82cb4b0f7d3be41d52da(...).png) >>18616681 Ze frosty frau.

>>	Servant Of The Emperor 04/07/12(Sat)22:13 No.18616723 Wait, one time when we were with cupcakski... ROBIN! HELP!

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:13 No.18616725 >>18616594 I am going to make a pillow fort with my little sister, and you can't stop me!

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:13 No.18616726 One day someone other than Minna will give us a Thomas the Tank engine info dump and we just won't care. I look forward to the day that Trude gives up a dump, right into our lap, rather than Minna, she is a scrawny girl. So Flat.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:14 No.18616732 >>18616620 >>18616656 >>18616659 >>18616675 >>18616680 >>18616689 >>18616706 There are no breaks on the rape train. Rape whistle or otherwise.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:14 No.18616733 >>18616714 >>18616709 >>18616717 Hurr durr, inverted. Fuck my addled mind. DISREGARD

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:14 No.18616736 >>18616726 You want Trude to shit in our lap? What the fuck, man?

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/07/12(Sat)22:14 No.18616737
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>>18616594

"I refuse," you say primly. "I'm not talking."

Minna hauls you upright, her eyebrow twitching like she's thinking about punching you. You cross your arms haughtily - as best you can, with her hands balled up in your shirt.

"What makes you think you've got a choice?" she says, angry.

"What makes you think I don't?"

"YOU'RE IN THE ARMY, NUMBSKULL!" Minna shouts, shaking you back and forth. You grit your teeth and tighten your crossed-arm stance, resolute in your disapproval. "I could ORDER you to stay put. I could have the god-damned MP's come HAAAUL you to my door in chains if I wanted! You're always surprised and pissed when you can't dictate what you do and when you do it even though you're in the FUCKING MILITARY!"

You look her dead in the eye.

"I'm a fighter pilot," you say levelly, confident that this will explain everything.

Minna sucks in a deep, deep breath, and you see her wince as she bites her tongue.

"And I know you Germans love your Teutonic order and all, but do you really give orders in relationships?"

Minna's eyes grow glossy, and she abruptly lets go of your shirt.

Oh, you sensitive pilot you.

>Tell her what you think of her.
>Ask what she thinks about you.
>Let her start the conversation.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:14 No.18616741 >>18616726 wut

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:15 No.18616749 File: 1333851312.jpg-(139 KB, 436x700, sw4113.jpg) >>18616726 >Trude >scrawny >flat

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:15 No.18616751 >>18616737 >Whip it out

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:15 No.18616755 >>18616737 Let her start.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:15 No.18616757 >>18616737 >Walk away.

>>	Servant Of The Emperor 04/07/12(Sat)22:15 No.18616758 >>18616737 WE'RE FREE, YOUR FIRST MISTAKE MINNA! RUN FOR IT! ROBIN, CUPCAKESKI, PILLOWFORT

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:15 No.18616759 >>18616737 >Let her start the conversation. This is going to be GOOD. And by GOOD I mean ALL THE TEARS EVER.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:15 No.18616760 We no longer have our rape whistle. Chris stole it. To be fair, she probably needs it more.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:15 No.18616763 File: 1333851350.jpg-(63 KB, 608x880, 1332467887743.jpg) >>18616737 It begins.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:16 No.18616765 >>18616737 >Let her start the conversation. Maybe she can do better than we can.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:16 No.18616766 >>18616737 Let her start the conversation.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/07/12(Sat)22:16 No.18616768 >>18616737 >Let her start the conversation. This I have to hear.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:16 No.18616769 >>18616737 A littler from column A, a little from column B

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:16 No.18616771 >>18616737 >Tell her what you think of her. That she's a dumb bitch whom we're tired of putting up with, how about.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:16 No.18616775 >>18616737 >Let her start the conversation. The other two choices don't look like they'd end well.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:16 No.18616776 >Tell her what you think of her. BITCH ...i love you

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:16 No.18616777 >>18616737 >Let her start Fuck it, you wanna talk so bad? Then talk.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:16 No.18616780 >>18616737 Let her start, every time we've started a conversation it's gone down IN FLAMES!

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:16 No.18616781 File: 1333851406.jpg-(34 KB, 331x391, 1332981920998.jpg) >>18616737 >Escape Ain't nuthin' gonna break my stride~

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:16 No.18616783 >>18616737 [x]Tell her what we think of her. "Minna, you're bossy, violent, opinionated, easily angered, sexist, and more than a little crazy. But goddamn if I'm not attracted to you."

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:16 No.18616784 >Let her start the conversation. She wants to talk. Then she can start the fucking talking.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:17 No.18616785 Let her start.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:17 No.18616787 >Let her start the conversation. She wanted to talk to us after all.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:17 No.18616788 >>18616737 I... I don't know. We should let her start this. She knows how to feel.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:17 No.18616789 >>18616737 >Let her start the conversation. We don't want this conversation, she can talk... not that we'll listen

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:17 No.18616790 >>18616737 >Let her start the conversation. "Well, what the fuck do you want?"

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:17 No.18616792 >>18616737 >Let her start the conversation.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:17 No.18616796 >>18616737 >[x] Let her start the conversation. We've had a long damned day. We should just hear her ass out for whatever it is and get back to the serious business of finding Robin. Who is probably eavesdropping on us.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/07/12(Sat)22:18 No.18616806 File: 1333851492.jpg-(220 KB, 1680x1020, nacht wizards.jpg) >Let her start the conversation. I'LL LISTEN BUT IT'S WAY PAST MY BEDTIME

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:18 No.18616807 >>18616784 >>18616789 >>18616790 >>18616796 This. Let's just get this over with.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:18 No.18616808 >>18616796 Someone's figured it out :V

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:18 No.18616809 Don't say a word, we're being harassed by a senior officer, if push comes to shove, she can't make us say anything. As confucious once said in reply to Platos famous dialect "I'm dying Squall." 'Whatever.'

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:18 No.18616813 I just wanted a pillow fort. That's all. Just a fort.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:18 No.18616816 >>18616737 Let her start the conversation. About fucking time you say something about it sweetheart.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/07/12(Sat)22:18 No.18616822 File: 1333851529.png-(32 KB, 509x180, YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD ESCAPE.png) >>18616781 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:19 No.18616830 >>18616737 "Well hurry up, I'm busy."

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:19 No.18616834 fuck it. >let her start the conversation. We need to get FEELINGS and shit out of the way.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:19 No.18616841 I go out for cookies and THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS. NO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. WE ARE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION. WE ARE DOING THIS AND GETTING SOME FUCKING RESOLUTION. THEN WE ARE GOING TO BUILD A FUCKING MATTRESS FORT THE LIKES OF WHICH NO MAN HAS SEEN.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:20 No.18616847 >>18616822 You sir, are an evil motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:20 No.18616853 File: 1333851633.jpg-(698 KB, 1500x1107, 1279003251596.jpg) >>18616796 >hear her ass out BRRRRRT

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:20 No.18616856 File: 1333851659.jpg-(23 KB, 170x236, 1328392800295.jpg) >>18616822

Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:21 No.18616865

>>18616841
This isn't going to resolve anything.
The playerbase still isn't decided about Minna, so nothing can come of this. Unless PF *really* starts railroading.
This is just going to be more stupid tension-building crap like every other conversation we've had with her.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:22 No.18616873 File: 1333851723.jpg-(496 KB, 1000x850, 1329387582254.jpg) >>18616847 We made this bed. Now we have to lie in it. Not that that's a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:22 No.18616877 >>18616737 Welp, good to see we actually have a choice in what direction the quest goes.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:22 No.18616880 >>18616865 >>18616822 >implying he isn't already

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:22 No.18616885 File: 1333851755.jpg-(168 KB, 882x705, 131225771198.jpg) >Butthurt Trudefags >Butthurt Trudefags errywhere

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:22 No.18616886 >>18616737 Ask her to use her magic to find out where Robin is.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:22 No.18616888 >>18616873 Like fuck we have. See >>18616822

Servant Of The Emperor 04/07/12(Sat)22:23 No.18616894
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>>18616822
If we had the chance!
I'd rather not put up with a person who'd always measure us up against her corpsesy ex! As well as being Crazy
Or point a gun at us!
Or plot in secret to kill us!
Or know what we're feeling all the time so she can know if we just looked at the waitresses' huge knockers even though we insisted we didnt and then have to sleep on the couch!

>Cupcakeski.
>Pillow Forts
>No Groping Allowed

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:23 No.18616895 >>18616865 >Unless PF really starts railroading. Hahahahaha. Where the fuck have you been for the last forty threads?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:23 No.18616897 >>18616865 We will never decide. That's a fact. So he went with the most popular.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:23 No.18616900 >>18616865 Or. PF is going to force the issue. And we'll be as on the spot as MC.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:24 No.18616904 >>18616885 >and Eilafags, and Shirleyfags, and everyotherwitchfags, and anti-waifufags

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:24 No.18616915 File: 1333851887.png-(53 KB, 788x892, dearminna.png) You know what. I will not stand for this. And I've come prepared. I present, THE SPEECH.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:25 No.18616920 >>18616897 lol no. see: >>18616904 Minna might have the biggest fanbase, but they're clearly outnumbered.

Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:25 No.18616926
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Boy another argument with Minna, because goddamn we never have a conversation where one of us doesn't get angry and storm off. Lets say even if we DO end up Waifuing that shit, it will be one unhealthy relationship, though given the mortality rates of pilots I doubt it will ever get as far as real abuse. As for the undecided nature of the player base, probably because its all swings or roundabouts with her, its either TENSION and FEELINGS or UTTER BULLSHIT and PLOT IMPORTANT THINGS.

If only we could get our plot infodumps off someone else, we'd be a damn sight closer to a resolution.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:25 No.18616932 File: 1333851953.jpg-(17 KB, 184x172, 1272867278417.jpg) >>18616915 TL;DR

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:26 No.18616936 >>18616915 Last line only. Don't even say it, just start doing it.

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/07/12(Sat)22:26 No.18616943 File: 1333851983.jpg-(144 KB, 600x600, 14897497_p31.jpg) >>18616904 Sometimes men just want to watch the world burn, I personally want either Eila or Yaegertits, But I guess I have to deal with it

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:27 No.18616948 >>18616943 Pussy! True waififags never give up.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:27 No.18616953 >>18616920 So then we end up with no one? If we we're going to pick anyone it would be Minna. Just deal with it.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:27 No.18616956 >leave for 5 minutes to do a quest in Dwarf Fortress >96 replies awaiting my return Christ guys.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:28 No.18616970 >>18616953 >So then we end up with no one? That's what a lot of people want, yes. And Minna isn't the only option, or at least, she wouldn't be if it weren't for PF.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:28 No.18616973 >>18616915 Lemon demon? I like it. >>18616737 >Tell her what you think of her. We care for her. We hate her. We want to fuck and fight her to the death. If this isn't love I don't know what is.

Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:29 No.18616975
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>>18616885

useless wankers to a man. id rather carry a fucking French machine gun and fight alongside fucking Italian at the end oh an exteremely long supply line being maintained by a goddamned joint Hungarian and Kazakh brigade with no translators then ever call these lukewarm fucks comerade ever again.
ya know what? Id LOVE it if we ended up pushing minnas ankles behind he ears tonight. id pop open a fucking bottle of the best wine i got.

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/07/12(Sat)22:29 No.18616981 File: 1333852162.jpg-(75 KB, 385x522, Barkhorn.jpg) >>18616948 I never said I abandoned my waifus. But I am not a wizard, I cannot unfuck anon's lust for Minna

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:29 No.18616982 >>18616956 >taking your eyes off the thread for a moment You might as well just resign yourself to read the archive instead of being here.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:29 No.18616983 >>18616953 Is this quest about waifus or about shooting aliums? I know which side I'm on.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:29 No.18616988 Let's hear her out. Let's get this over with already.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:30 No.18616992 >>18616981 >PF's lust for Minna

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:30 No.18616994 >>18616973 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M902ZJHzaLE related Also Let Minna talk first.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:30 No.18616997 File: 1333852224.gif-(12 KB, 220x218, Good-night-trude-pride.gif) >>18616975 whoops wrong pic. still, fuck all of you.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:30 No.18617009 >>18616926 So we rub Trude and Minna together until they are all hot and bothered?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:31 No.18617010 File: 1333852262.jpg-(61 KB, 700x825, 1333457594788..jpg) >>18616948 Never give up! Never surrender!

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:31 No.18617016 File: 1333852289.png-(143 KB, 700x800, 1333760307649.png) >>18616973

Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:31 No.18617026

>>18616953

The path of Minna is the Path of Tears. There will never be a proper resolution, a real ending happy or sad, only tears. For there is one thing those who vaunt the Path of Minna do far better than any others, cry. A conversation doesn't work out just as planned, she gets sidelined, tears. Tears, as though their jimmies are in a state of perpetual rustling, no dreams.

By now, you should have realised that Planefag received the Chaos Mutation that gives him an uncontrolable desire to drink human tears, so long as you cry you will be pandered to, but never satisfied.

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/07/12(Sat)22:31 No.18617028 File: 1333852318.jpg-(185 KB, 663x750, Erich Hartmann.jpg) >>18616992 silly spelling errors~

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:32 No.18617031 File: 1333852335.png-(278 KB, 512x615, 1333063043812.png)

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/07/12(Sat)22:32 No.18617038 File: 1333852369.jpg-(205 KB, 551x866, WHACHA.jpg) >>18617028 HARTMANN GO TO BED

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:32 No.18617039 File: 1333852369.jpg-(292 KB, 848x1000, 1330669848547.jpg) Come on, how could we pass this up?

Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:33 No.18617043

What the hell. /tg/ just can't figure out what it wants. Half the time we bitch about how we can't ever have a conversation with Minna that doesn't end in shouting, and then she shows up all quiet and thoughtful and the immediate reaction is BUG THE FUCK OUT.

What gives.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:33 No.18617049 >>18617026 So what you're saying is, the Trudefags need to bitch more? There a moral fucking hazard for you.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:33 No.18617053 >>18617043 Anon is tsundere as all fuck

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/07/12(Sat)22:33 No.18617057 File: 1333852431.jpg-(311 KB, 1280x905, america fuck yeah.jpg) >>18617039 For America.

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/07/12(Sat)22:34 No.18617062 File: 1333852460.jpg-(28 KB, 484x268, oh god why.jpg) >>18617038 no

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:34 No.18617063 >>18617043 Anon is playing MC's tsundereness for Minna to the hilt [nospoilersfortg]of their dicks[/nospoilersfortg]

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:34 No.18617072 >>18617043 Not quite. Some people keeping whining about not being able to talk with Minna, and other people just want to avoid her altogether. It's usually not the same crowd.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:34 No.18617076 Can't we date a Witch who doesn't have severe mental problems?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:34 No.18617077 >>18617043 Issue is /tg/ wanted to find sister. Instead we find Minna. /tg/ at this time is zero fucks given to Minna. Thus the bug out order comes.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:34 No.18617080 I want us to start to get it on with Minna. And for Trude to walk in on it. I look forward to all possible results of this.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:35 No.18617082 File: 1333852504.jpg-(217 KB, 800x1156, 1330045987105.jpg) >>18617057 CRUSH THE GERMANS WITH YOUR BREASTS.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:35 No.18617088 >>18617057 Dat symmetrical docking.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:35 No.18617091 >>18617076 >witch >no severe mental problems You weren't seriously thinking you could choose both, were you?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:35 No.18617093 >>18617043 It's very in-character for MC to be dragged kicking and screaming into a relationship, even if he really wants it.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/07/12(Sat)22:36 No.18617101 File: 1333852569.jpg-(274 KB, 625x885, america strong.jpg) >>18617082 That's right.

Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:36 No.18617102

>>18617043

Because its always a waste, no matter how it starts, it always ends up in a useless shouting match, or in one occasion, with guns drawn. I'm of the opinion we should just talk to other people, there are an endless array of witches that get little to no screen time and yet Minna gets it in spades and in the end, she just isn't cool.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:36 No.18617107 >>18617077 This is the main thing. The waifu bit is mostly secondary. PF's not giving us a choice in being sidetracked from finding Robin, and it's annoying.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:37 No.18617117 >>18616975 Could you perhaps adapt a name so I can finally filter you?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:37 No.18617123 >>18617102 >there are an endless array of witches that get little to no screen time This. There are too many fun people that we haven't really done anything with yet. We haven't even called Waltrude Cupcakeski yet.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:38 No.18617128 >>18617117 There are a number of them who take turns.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:38 No.18617137 So far i think the only one we havent had a direct encounter with is Zucchini barring the Marine bouncing

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:38 No.18617139 >>18617123 I want to do this SOOO bad. Damn you planefag ;_;

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:39 No.18617142 >>18617107 This! Fuck relationship bullshit, we wasted so much time on that already without getting everywhere and it now infringing on spending time with real and surrogate little sisters.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:39 No.18617148 >>18617117 filtering namefags from swq, ISHYGDDT

>>	Servant Of The Emperor 04/07/12(Sat)22:39 No.18617150 Anything but Minna. >>18617101 America Or ANY other German, We've so many choices

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:39 No.18617151 >>18617123 Or thanking Lynette for the art.

Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:40 No.18617155

>>18617102
Honestly, I'm one of the folks who doesn't give a flying fuck who or if we end up with someone but GOD DAMN planefag is really trying to run this shit into the ground. It's like "Let's do this fun thing!" "NO. MINNA TIME." Every other fucking thread these days.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:40 No.18617160 >>18617123 Agreed, so let's just get end resolved one way or another and MOVE THE FUCK ON.

>>	Servant Of The Emperor 04/07/12(Sat)22:40 No.18617165 >>18617151 Wasnt that why some of us wanted to steal the ice cream? I lost track myself.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:41 No.18617170 >>18617142 This quest is at it's best when it's subverting the whole magical sparkle girl shtick from the series. That means showing up the witches, not giving a fuck, shooting aliums.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:41 No.18617172 >>18617160 > get end get THIS end

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:41 No.18617180 >Waaah my Waifu isn't getting screen time Planefag is running this quest to the ground

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:42 No.18617190 >>18617180 Yup, everyone still talking is more or less this.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:43 No.18617196 >>18617180 Oh shut the fuck up, faggot. Not everyone here is trying to get their dick wet vicariously. There's more to this quest than waifus, and some of us would like to get back to it.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:43 No.18617201 >>18617170 If that means 'Minna time hue hue hue!' when ever we want to do something, like it seems to in the recent threads then I'm good without the subversion thank you very much.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:43 No.18617203 Where is the conductor? Planefag is sure taking his sweet time...

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/07/12(Sat)22:43 No.18617209
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Minna looks out into the dark water and star-blazed sky, and you hear a weary, heavy sigh escape her.

"I'm sorry. I'm not... good at this, anymore."

You wait.

"Not good at being... a person. Instead I'm a Commander. A Wing Commander, no less. Even though I've barely got a squadron worth of pilots. But they're Witches. And they expect a lot from the Witches." Minna's shoulders are tense, and she seems to be hovering on the balls of her feet. "Even though half of them are fifteen... or younger. Luuchini... god, she's twelve. *Twelve.* And they expect her to wade into the front lines. Watch people die. That's what really did it, you know. For the joint wings. The older girls could take it, but thirteen-year olds seeing men butchered like cattle all around them - especially since the men always make them mascots, dote on them, you know, and then they get-" Minna swallows and grinds her teeth, and yet her voice still cracks a little- "then they get blown to pieces, to little fucking pieces, and they expect them to just *take* it-"

The Witch bows her head, her red tresses shimmering like dark shadows in the pale radiance of the bright moon.

>>	Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 04/07/12(Sat)22:44 No.18617218 Somewhere, planefag sits... AND FEEDS ON YOUR TEARS, FOR THEY ARE DELICIOUS

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:44 No.18617220 >>18617203 He's just enjoying the butthurt and rage. It's his natural form of sustenance.

Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:44 No.18617222

>>18617155

ugh, god forbid there be any structure in a quest for a change, lets see where this shit is going before you all have a shitfit about it.

You'd think by the way you were all talking this kind of thing is new rather than a constant part of the quest and how it's run.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:45 No.18617228 >>18617180 More like: Wah! Only waifu candidates get any meaningful amount of 'screen time'.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:45 No.18617229 >>18617209 Yeah yeah, we had this talk in the cellar a week ago. Get to the point.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/07/12(Sat)22:45 No.18617230
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>>18617209

"And then they gave them to me. And told me to keep them together." She sighs again, and you see her tense shoulders tremble. "So I did. Even if Sanya was being pushed around. Even if my best friend was going insane from guilt. What could I do? Just get them through another day. Just keep us fighting another day."

She gasps in air, her shoulders shuddering - is she - crying?

"I've just been trying to keep a lid on a pressure cooker for so long, all I can think of is, is that. Like a wound. Just keep putting pressure on it. That's all I can *let* myself think of, you know? So I can't... I can't be what you want me to be. Even if I want it too."

>Gee, this sounds awful familiar...
>Atlas called, he wants his burden back.
>Obvious bad end option for Trudefags to spam.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/07/12(Sat)22:45 No.18617235 >>18617209 in-character, this is MC's last chance not to end with yet another repetition of the cellar fight. I already think we're going to blow it.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:45 No.18617245 >>18617209 Pat

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:46 No.18617248 >>18617209 Anyone else would be doing worse. Really. ...OkthatsallIgotbyenow!

Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:46 No.18617249

>>18617201
Honestly, we were told previously that Minna liked to be alone with her thoughts in the towers. We were then given a choice to going to the towers, and we overwhelmingly chose it. Say what you want about the railroad, but we fucking bought *this* ticket without any encouragement otherwise.

As PF said, it's not his fault Anon is schizo and forgets things between threads.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/07/12(Sat)22:46 No.18617250 >>18617230 Human contact. Squeeze shoulders and don't way a word.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:46 No.18617252 >>18617230 >Gee, this sounds awful familiar...

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:46 No.18617253 File: 1333853174.jpg-(134 KB, 800x800, 1332012473559.jpg) >>18617230 >Obvious bad end option for Trudefags to spam.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:46 No.18617258 >>18617230 Second option with a twist. We've gotten over our deathwish, it's time we put these broad shoulders to use.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:46 No.18617259 [x]>Obvious bad end option for Trudefags to spam.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:46 No.18617260 >>18617230 > I can't be what you want me to be What the fuck is that?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:46 No.18617263 >hug

>>	TheTofu 04/07/12(Sat)22:46 No.18617265 >>18614693 >Atlas called, he wants his burden back.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:46 No.18617266 All of the hugs. ALL OF THEM

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:46 No.18617267 File: 1333853208.jpg-(143 KB, 964x735, 1333777242550.jpg) >Obvious bad end option for Trudefags to spam. hahahaha... ahahaha... HAHAHAHA. Oh man. 'Dis gun b gud.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:46 No.18617268 >>18617230 >Gee, this sounds awful familiar... And shit, isn't MC going through this too? Isn't he just pushing the idea of Meeyafoogee and Adorable Cossack and HIS OWN FUCKING LITTLE SISTER getting fried by a maser as far down as possible?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:47 No.18617273 "ROBIN GO JUMP IN A LAKE" then hug minna

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:47 No.18617276 >>18617209 For christ's sake, let's try and be nice this time. For once?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:47 No.18617279 [x]atlas called

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:47 No.18617280 >>18617230 Ok then. We can just be friends. The war comes first, after all.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 04/07/12(Sat)22:47 No.18617283 >>18617230 >Atlas called

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:47 No.18617284 >>18617230 >HUG MINNA

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:47 No.18617289 >>18617230 Fuck. I dont even know anymore

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:47 No.18617292 Familiar as FUCK

>>	TheTofu 04/07/12(Sat)22:47 No.18617296 >>18617265 god dammit 4chanX, I clicked on his post this time.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:48 No.18617297 >>18617230 >>Atlas called, he wants his burden back.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:48 No.18617299 >>18617230 >Gee, this sounds awful familiar... Come on, is this really what you stop us from finding Robin for? So we can't be together? Ok, cool. It'll make things easier anyway.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:48 No.18617304 File: 1333853305.jpg-(90 KB, 589x375, troll4.jpg) >>18617230 >Obvious bad end option for Trudefags to spam. It may be the beers I had, but I'm laughing like a maniac now. Good show.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 04/07/12(Sat)22:48 No.18617306 >>18617289 That's the real goddamn problem.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/07/12(Sat)22:48 No.18617307 Stop saying ATLAS CALLED god damn it, let MC act like a normal human being! We can be nice to minna without trying to get in her panties!

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/07/12(Sat)22:48 No.18617309 File: 1333853317.jpg-(38 KB, 709x616, 1326757960484.jpg) >>18617268

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:49 No.18617315 >>18617230 >Obvious bad end option for Trudefags to spam. This. Just to see what it is, and cause fuck Minna.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:49 No.18617320 >Gee, this sounds awful familiar...

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:49 No.18617321 >Atlas called, he wants his burden back. hug 'er

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:49 No.18617322 Were both in the same boat, right now, and now that its out there we can work through it together. Also hugs.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:49 No.18617324 >hug mina! guys come on lets not be CONDOMS

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:49 No.18617325 >>18617230 >Obvious bad end option for Trudefags to spam. Don't mind if I do then.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:49 No.18617327 >>18617230 >this sounds familiar. She needs to realize she is in the military. In a goddam war. Shit gets tough and you DEAL WITH IT. That said, it is good to have a shoulder to cry on sometimes.

Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:49 No.18617328

>>18617230
Atlas called, he wants his burden back.

You don't need to carry this on your own, I'm here, the senior witches are here, this is not a situation that one person can bear alone. Even if you don't let me carry your burdens, at least let me help you.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:49 No.18617333 >>18617230 >Gee, this sounds awful familiar... "Trust me Minna, I know how you feel."

Servant Of The Emperor 04/07/12(Sat)22:49 No.18617334
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>>18617230
>Gee, This sounds familiar, didnt i scream this at you like a dozen times after you tried to bitch me out me being a pilot? There are pilots in this bace that've had their entire line blown to little bits, and you know what? They Dealt With It. That's just it, No one knows quite how to deal with it until it happens, and it's up to That Person to make themselves stronger, or break from the pressure.

I'm not going to repeat myself again for you Minna, I've got other things that I Need to do. Namely find my own damn sister, because that'll be another thing that i might need to deal with. Her possible death, Will I steel myself? Or will i Break? I Just Dont Know.

One step at a time.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:49 No.18617335 >Gee, this sounds awful familiar...

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:49 No.18617337 >>18617230 >Gee, this sounds awful familiar

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:49 No.18617338 rolled 28 = 28 >>18617230 >GEEEEE Why do all of them sound assholely?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:49 No.18617339 >>18617230 >Obvious bad end option for Trudefags to spam. I keep pushing this button but it doesn't do anything!

Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:50 No.18617344

>Obvious bad end option for Trudefags to spam.

Did someone call for a hillarious *push her over the edge*

But no, we already know all this shit, we get it, so why are you telling us what we already know? It's late and we're tired and we want to go to sleep in a pillow fort.

This isn't helping.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:50 No.18617345 >>18617230 "Did you ever consider that you could scoot over and take a break for a bit? These shoulders aren't just for keeping my flight jacket up."

>>	Inquisitorial Librarian 04/07/12(Sat)22:50 No.18617347 File: 1333853414.png-(159 KB, 294x294, Oh Boy....png) >>18617230 >Gee, this sounds awful familiar... Time to remind her that she's not the only one that has to deal with it, eh?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:50 No.18617349 >>18617320 GEE THIS SURE SOUNDS FAMILIAR!

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/07/12(Sat)22:50 No.18617350 File: 1333853423.jpg-(56 KB, 225x425, no more breasts.jpg) >>18617209 WAR WAR NEVER CHANGES

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:50 No.18617351 >>18617230 >bad end option for Trudefags I don't think you're seriously offering this, but I'm going to vote for it anyway.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:50 No.18617352 File: 1333853430.jpg-(22 KB, 195x195, Laughing Cave Johnson.jpg) >>18617230 >Atlas called, he wants his burden back.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:50 No.18617353 >>18617230 >this sounds familiar. As much as the last option might be funny... I'm not ready to see the story end in flames.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:50 No.18617355 File: 1333853444.jpg-(53 KB, 864x480, 1330648819267.jpg) >>18617230 >>18617230 Hug time

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:51 No.18617358 >>18617230 [x]Gee, this sounds awful familiar...

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:51 No.18617360 >>18617230 >>Gee, this sounds awful familiar... "I know exactly how you feel."

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:51 No.18617361 >>18617230 Yeah, war's hell, but you do what you can. If you need to focus on the unit right now, then you should do that. Maybe we can try again after the war.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:51 No.18617362 >>18617230 >Gee, this sounds awful familiar...

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:51 No.18617363 >>18617230 We have to hug her. No words, just fucking hug her.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:51 No.18617370 Is it just me, or do all these choices seem like a bad idea?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:51 No.18617375 >>18617230 >Obvious bad end option for Trudefags to spam. This would be fucking great. Talk about tears.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:51 No.18617376 >>18617230 >Gee, this sounds awful familiar... Hopefully we can end this conversation without violence for once.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:51 No.18617377 >Obvious bad end option for Trudefags to spam. Not sure if serious, but sound like the worst choice so I'll go for it.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:51 No.18617381 File: 1333853519.jpg-(72 KB, 680x421, NOT A SINGLE FUCK.jpg) Invite Minna to help with ice cream raid. Bring ALL the little sisters. Teach witches to hold together by being PILOT AS FUCK. Eat all the ice cream in a pillow bed fort. Everyone wins.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:52 No.18617386 File: 1333853543.png-(52 KB, 202x239, 1332221288821.png) >>18617230 >Gee, this sounds awful familiar... >Implying the bad end option is not an obvious trap.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:52 No.18617387 >>18617230 We've had this dialog tree already. Let's try something new. >BAD END

Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:52 No.18617389

>>18617230

Atlas called, he wants his burden back. You think you're the only person who has to deal with bizarre, unreasonable demands in command? Hell, talk to Luke sometime about having to deal with me before I crashed my ass here. Man deserves a fucking medal.

Only thing he's got over you is being older and more experienced.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:52 No.18617392 >>18617230 So what you're saying is that they need someone who dotes on them and treats them like a little sister who doesn't get blown to bloody chunks? sighs It's a tough job but I guess I'll have to survive after all.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/07/12(Sat)22:53 No.18617399 There are really no good ideas on that list. Where's the option to have us NOT waste the character development we had after Sanya's visit?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:53 No.18617403 >Gee, this sounds awful familiar... She needs to figure out that the world doesn't rest on her back alone. There are others to help bear the burden.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:53 No.18617407 >>18617230 > I can't be what you want me to be. No, seriously, what the fuck does she think that is?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:54 No.18617411 >>18617230 >Gee, this sounds awful familiar... This and hug. My hug list: Minna, Miyafuji, Robin, Trude, Cossack, and Ian (after we force him to accept Perrine).

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:54 No.18617415 >>18617230 Fuck it, let's go bad end. Always good to keep people on their toes.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:54 No.18617417 >>18617230 Pull in close, arm around in the most reassuring way possible. "Hey, Minna? I'd like to ask you something. Would you like to come back to my room with me and... help me make a mattress fort?"

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:54 No.18617418 the last choice must be a trap

Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:54 No.18617420

I love that whenever one of the kids have problems it's all BIG BROTHER TO THE RESCUE but when Minna has a problem it's all HARDEN UP, BITCH.

I'm not being sarcastic there either. I legitimately find it hilarious. Like someone seeing a person giving out free hugs and then getting sucker punched when she tries to get one herself. Fantastic.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:54 No.18617423 rolled 7 = 7 >>18617399 Aye.

Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:55 No.18617431

>>18617370
Depends on how you read them. "This looks familiar" could mean MC's going to give that DEAL WITH IT rant again or he could say he know's that feel. "Atlas called" could mean going lol asshole on her and saying whatever the fuck or it could mean saying it's not her burden alone. Shit's wack yo.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:55 No.18617432 >>18617418 I don't think he's serious about that one. I'm still voting for it, though. Call his bluff.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:55 No.18617435 Hugging is the only option, we are angry right now and can't really trust our mouth right now. Actions speak louder than words after all.

Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:55 No.18617436

>>18617230
>Atlas called

So she lays all of her problems on the asshole pilot who she's known for less than two weeks and has a history of giving no fucks instead of ABSOLUTELY ANYONE ELSE? Jesus fuck. She thinks less than US. Do we LOOK like a fucking therapist?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:55 No.18617437 File: 1333853725.jpg-(498 KB, 1350x759, 1331449371135.jpg) No words just hug

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:55 No.18617440 >>18617420 Well she is the CO, here. If she wants hugs, fine, but then she shouldn't be such a bitch, and she certainly should be our CO.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:55 No.18617441 GET THE WOMAN SOME GODDAM ICE CREAM

Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:56 No.18617444

>>18617230

You know what? Option Four... Plane talk

"You know... Planes have one advantage over strikers... When you put a few engines together and put a couple of people in it, it can carry obscene amounts of stuff.

Do you think that maybe the reason it's so hard to keep everything up is because you're relying too much on one engine?

A spare might help you know..."

Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:56 No.18617447

You know, the natural solution here is for us to help while complaining about it and slapping some sense into her (metaphorically or literally, doesn't really matter).

Clearly MC has the same issues, but he's sort of too wrapped up in his god complex to pull a 360 on his anger with Minna, so he'll help, but be a dick about it.

Of course, Minna can read emotions so we're pretty transparent despite putting up a front, which I suspect is why she's mixed up with dealing with us. We're alot to handle but we obviously mean well.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:56 No.18617449 just hug 'er.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:56 No.18617453 >>18617432 This. PF wouldn't really do it, so we should make him squirm.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:56 No.18617454 >>18617420 Minna is more like a big sister, is the thing.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:56 No.18617455 rolled 91 = 91 >>18617370 They all sound bad to me too. ALL ABOARD THE TRAINNNNNNNN

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:57 No.18617461 >>18617444 That almost sounds romantic, anon.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:57 No.18617463 >>18617444 You. You are a smooth talker. I want to see this.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:57 No.18617473 >>18617420 >13 year old kid >20 year old wing commander. Same thing.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:58 No.18617474 File: 1333853881.gif-(2 MB, 450x390, 1309247621629.gif) >>18617444 THIS MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT HERE TOO DEEP TO PASS UP

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/07/12(Sat)22:58 No.18617475 >>18617444 That's the option smart people would take, which is why it wasn't given to us.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:58 No.18617476 >>18617444 Fuck no, Minnafag. Bad end all the way.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:58 No.18617478 I demand that planefag change his name to trainfag

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:58 No.18617484 >>18617473 This, really.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:58 No.18617485 >>18617420 She seems to be the only person on the base we treat like an adult. Maybe that has something to where we are right now.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:59 No.18617489 >>18617444 But witches already have two strikers. A spare would be too big to carry around, too. It'd just weigh them down and mess up their aim.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:59 No.18617492 File: 1333853953.jpg-(47 KB, 594x418, Laughing Generals.jpg) >>18617478

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:59 No.18617493 >>18617444 Plane talk, huh? That's just awkward enough that it actually sounds pretty in-character. I'd support it.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:59 No.18617494 >>18617444 I wish we could do this, but Planefag probably has a post written already. Fuck.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:59 No.18617496 >>18617476 then planefag must put BAD END for all witches (you know BAD END is a trap for you fucks right?)

Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:59 No.18617497

>>18617453
>This. PF wouldn't really do it

Now I'm not saying that I'm some kind of Angel Fap expert but it seems to me that he's the kind of person who would see that as a challenge. Especially because he could then drink your anguished tears and laugh at the mess that you not only caused, but asked for because you thought he wouldn't give it to you.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:59 No.18617498 >>18617444 Way way wayyyy to cheesy. well, maybe MC could pull it off.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:59 No.18617502 >>18617444 That's so cheesy it's painful.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:59 No.18617505 >>18617444 All the votes.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)22:59 No.18617507 >>18617444 Sappy fucking shit that's out of character.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:00 No.18617515 >>18617497 Well but exactly. Even if he went with it, it wouldn't really be about rejecting Minna. It'd be about punishing the Trudefags.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:00 No.18617516 rolled 14 = 14 >>18617444 I would vote for this.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:00 No.18617520 >>18617444 This.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:01 No.18617526 >>18617444 This + hug.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/07/12(Sat)23:01 No.18617528 >>18617507 We did the Chesterfields speech to Trude.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:01 No.18617529 >>18617444 Fuck you. She's already given us this same shpeel before. It was dumb then and it's dumb now.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:01 No.18617531 File: 1333854077.jpg-(38 KB, 552x339, 1329727002422.jpg) >>18617444 I keep throwing my wallet at my monitor and nothing is happening.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:01 No.18617532 >>18617209 Hug her

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:01 No.18617534 >>18617444 If i didn't think planefag had already started writing, I'd vote for this.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:01 No.18617536 File: 1333854105.gif-(967 KB, 495x278, 1332217953265.gif) >>18617444 All of my agreements.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:02 No.18617537 >>18617528 What? >>18617407 Can anyone answer this?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:02 No.18617542 >>18617474 THIS GUY. YES YES YES.>>18617444 >>18617474

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:02 No.18617546 >>18617529 So we act dumb right back? Gold. You're hired.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:02 No.18617547 >>18617542 >>18617536 >>18617531 >>18617526 >>18617520 >>18617516 >>18617505 lol, minnafags samefagging

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:03 No.18617549 >>18617537 We blow out angry load all over Trude, then she punched us

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/07/12(Sat)23:03 No.18617552
File: 1333854190.jpg-(67 KB, 1440x810, 231324d7300b74dede1aa10cfd837d(...).jpg)

"Yeah..." you say softly. "Yeah, doesn't this sound familiar."

"I remember that conversation," Minna says softly. "I understand, now. Why you... well, *you.* The bouncing." She glances over her shoulder and gives you a sad smile. "It's fun. And... it takes your mind off things. Even if just for a while. I'm glad you understand-"

"Oh good lord, not *that,*" you say, smacking your palm into your forehead. "I mean I was being this exact kind of stupid just a day ago, except twice as hard."

Minna's mouth quavers and you see heat rising in her eyes. She opens her mouth-

"Please, I'm sorry, just- hear me out, okay?"

She turns back to the sea.

"And look at me, would you?"

Reluctantly, she turns to face you, resting her arms on the railing.

"Y'know..." you sigh and shake your head. "Day after I got here I gave Trude some big speech in a tower. How we fighter pilots are destined for death and risk is just part of the game, and all. And then- then-"

"Robin," Minna supplies, and you stutter with surprise.

"I saw the look on your face," she says softly. "It's the first time I've seen you look, ah-"

"-vulnerable," you say in a small voice, and she nods.

"Well... after that I kind of... took some private time." Minna gazes into your eyes, and you fidget uncomfortably, feeling like an open book. "And Sanya came in to get me for the night patrol, told me how nice it was to have backup for a change, and... I got to thinking. One day I'm Bounce King and the next, my little sister shows up and I become you overnight. And I realized that one was just as bad as the other."

Minna frowns. "What?"

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:03 No.18617553 rolled 94 = 94 >>18617444 The only thing MC can take about coherently is planes. Goddamn, do this.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:03 No.18617555 >>18617537 >Can anyone answer this? Not a dysfunctional mess?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:03 No.18617556 >>18617547 Go be butthurt someplace else

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:03 No.18617561 File: 1333854222.jpg-(48 KB, 640x432, 1332366377175.jpg) >>18617542 >>18617444 THIS GUY. NO NO NO NO

>>	Zanraptora 04/07/12(Sat)23:03 No.18617562 >>18617547 Wow... Now I gotta namefag to deal with a butthurt Waifu Fag. Fuck you too buddy.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/07/12(Sat)23:03 No.18617563 >>18617552 Oh thank god.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:03 No.18617564 File: 1333854232.gif-(2.4 MB, 320x180, 1322554869756.gif) >>18617444 >>18617444 ALL OF MY MONEY

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:04 No.18617567 >Gee, this sounds awful familiar... That.

>>	TheTofu 04/07/12(Sat)23:04 No.18617575 File: 1333854298.jpg-(50 KB, 420x420, r10466_fuck%20this%20thread%20(...).jpg) >>18617444

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:05 No.18617581 >>18617552 Dammit, PF. Where's the bad end? That would have been awesome.

>>	Zanraptora 04/07/12(Sat)23:05 No.18617583 >>18617575 Hey, this is familiar. Go say Hi to Yuri Fag and Goose.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:06 No.18617587 >>18617552 ... go on. Actually, I think this nice, open, rational line of conversation segues into planetalk just fine.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:06 No.18617588 And then planefag, by never making a post again, trolled all of /tg/.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:06 No.18617590 >>18617552 Well this seems nice.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/07/12(Sat)23:07 No.18617599 File: 1333854425.jpg-(385 KB, 800x674, laughing_whores.jpg) >>18617588

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:07 No.18617605 >>18617581 >implying he would have went for it even if that has gotten the most votes Planefag will railroad us through this story to the end and you'd better learn to like it.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:08 No.18617608 >>18617552 Oh for fuck's sake. How many times are we going to have to fix her shit for her? It's not our fucking responsibility. Can't we just go find Robin and make a pillow fort?

Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:08 No.18617609
File: 1333854487.png-(77 KB, 347x314, 1261345758472.png)

>>18617588
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:08 No.18617610 >>18617407 >No, seriously, what the fuck does she think that is? Hold me hold me, love me love me? Im pretty sure we are thinking Sperm Receptacle which we disobey constantly, then after this fucking war is over we shall see what happens.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:08 No.18617612 >>18617552 Waiting patiently

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:09 No.18617624 >>18617552 >"I become you overnight." ... Minna frowns. "What?" FIREWORKS SOON, STALKER

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:10 No.18617629 >>18617624 Oh really? when?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:10 No.18617638 >"And I realized that one was just as bad as the other." >Minna frowns. "What?" We have a penis. We are not emotionally adept. Why does she not get this?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:10 No.18617639 >>18617629 Never. >>18617588

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:11 No.18617645 >>18617552 >"I become you overnight." ... Minna frowns. "What?" Tits, vag, red hair, tight ass. Whole package. it was the weirdest thing, fucking gnome powers.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:11 No.18617647 File: 1333854687.jpg-(234 KB, 443x1069, waiting quietly.jpg) >>18617552 Oh boy, shit getting resolved in SWQ? Apparently it's more likely than I thought.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/07/12(Sat)23:12 No.18617658
File: 1333854735.jpg-(685 KB, 4000x3400, 6a669bdb1477e5acc128a99991036e(...).jpg)

>>18617552

"Both of us thinking the world revolves around us," you tell her. "Me, thinking I've got to stay unattached, live fast and die young, because I won't be around long enough for anything long-term, most likely. And you, ramming a rod up your ass and punishing yourself for being human and feeling anything because all that matters is helping everybody but yourself." You rub your hair awkwardly, feeling big and clumsy and stupid and ill-spoken and plain, flat, outright retarded before the inquisitive gaze of the red-headed Witch, so lovely and pretty and wounded in the moonlight. "Well... I've already *got* a sister. And my crew. And Sanya, and half the base, and... I don't get to make those kinds of decisions. All pilots are control freaks, it's why we're assholes. And you're a *German* pilot, so... you know... you'd help everyone if you let yourself feel some emotion. Because... everybody needs you to feel something for them, because that helps, alone, and, uh, try that, okay?"

Minna is biting her lip, hard, and you see her swallow nervously.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:12 No.18617664 File: 1333854757.png-(142 KB, 371x261, 1317329392533.png) >>18617647 You actually think this is going to resolve anything?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:13 No.18617673 File: 1333854786.jpg-(4 KB, 149x155, 1266540734862.jpg) >>18617645

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:13 No.18617678 >>18617658 Ok, she's fixed, now run!

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 04/07/12(Sat)23:13 No.18617682 >>18617664 You never know.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:13 No.18617683 >>18617658 inb4 rape ...Well, successful rape anyway.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/07/12(Sat)23:13 No.18617684 >>18617658 That'll do. Now we see if her authority complex is smaller than her inter-personal skill.

>>	TheTofu 04/07/12(Sat)23:14 No.18617691 File: 1333854868.jpg-(244 KB, 800x800, 1307510174832.jpg) >>18617552 >>18617658

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:14 No.18617692 File: 1333854871.jpg-(24 KB, 283x330, 1331964517048.jpg) >>18617658 Go on.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:14 No.18617695 >>18617658 Can we go find robin now? That pillow fort isn't going to build itself.

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/07/12(Sat)23:14 No.18617696 >>18617658 At least we know she swallows~

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:14 No.18617698 File: 1333854891.jpg-(29 KB, 264x245, thatsmyfetish.jpg) >>18617673

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:15 No.18617702 File: 1333854913.jpg-(172 KB, 600x800, 1329700032265.jpg) >>18617658 Kiss her. Now is the perfect time.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:15 No.18617705 >>18617658 Oh look the two idiots CAN learn. And then we find out the entire fucking base is listening in on them.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:15 No.18617712 File: 1333854948.jpg-(172 KB, 587x800, 1330051818327.jpg) >Inb4 Minna bursts into treats

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:15 No.18617713 >>18617658 >Because... everybody needs you to feel something for them, because that helps, alone, and, uh, try that, okay? I'm not really following this, but I don't care to stick around and have him explain it again. Let's get back to finding Robin.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:16 No.18617715 File: 1333854976.jpg-(85 KB, 600x800, 1332815735747.jpg) >>18617702

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:16 No.18617717 >>18617705 Ayup.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:16 No.18617723 >>18617658 We get it planefag, just have them fuck already so I can feast on the delicious torrent of Trudefag tears.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:17 No.18617730 >>18617712 What... what kind of treats?

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:17 No.18617731 >>18617712 >Bursts into treats Sweet, German pinata.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:17 No.18617732 File: 1333855066.jpg-(11 KB, 190x190, 20100114_hitler_190x190.jpg) >>18617695 WE CAN BUILD THAT FORT AT ANYTIME YOU MORON! THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT!

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:17 No.18617733 >>18617658 Can we just get this over with. If you're going to have them kiss just do it already, PF. The waifu crap's getting old.

>>	Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 04/07/12(Sat)23:18 No.18617737 File: 1333855101.jpg-(22 KB, 584x148, andthen.jpg) >>18617658

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:18 No.18617739 >>18617732 Purge the unbeliever! Nothing is more important than the pillow fort!

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:19 No.18617744 >Inb4 we hear Robin whisper to herself a little too loudly >"just kiss her you big oaf"

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:19 No.18617746 File: 1333855151.jpg-(135 KB, 700x700, 1330276876353.jpg) >>18617658 And then...

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:19 No.18617747 >>18617658 Ok, job done. Again. We should really start charging for this. Let's get the fuck out of dodge.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:19 No.18617751 >>18617744 >maximum trolling

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:19 No.18617754 File: 1333855169.jpg-(4 KB, 104x126, 1333774214684s.jpg) It's coming.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:19 No.18617758 File: 1333855177.jpg-(38 KB, 290x269, angry hitler.jpg) >>18617739 try it!

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:19 No.18617763 File: 1333855186.jpg-(432 KB, 800x800, 1321215257777.jpg) >>18617723 I'd be okay with this but then I realized that would also mean Trude will probably cry too.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:20 No.18617766 >>18617732 That picture is kinda funny considering Hitlers stupid fortress strategy on the Eastern front.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:20 No.18617769 >>18617758 Oh shut up, Hitler. The aliums fried your ass years ago.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:20 No.18617773 >>18617739 Only if we're gonna fuck in the pillow fort. ...Let's fuck in the pillow fort.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:20 No.18617776 >>18617732 No. this would have been important 15-20 threads ago, now it's just drawn out and annoying. >melodramatic kdopub You may be onto something captcha.

>>	Servant Of The Emperor 04/07/12(Sat)23:20 No.18617779 >>18617758 Shut up Hitler, you're dead in this universe That poison trap killed you!

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:20 No.18617783 >>18617763 Yeah. It won't be Robin spying on us, it'll be Trude.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:21 No.18617789 File: 1333855287.png-(133 KB, 368x313, Fegelein_Portrait.png) >>18617769 thats what they all think. he is in the bunker waiting for this mess to blow over

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:22 No.18617794 >>18617773 No groping in the fort.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:22 No.18617799 >>18617783 Minna knows she likes us, and a sudden snap in her brain will lead her to use a threesome as the obvious answer to the situation.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:22 No.18617801 >>18617776 This. By now, I don't care anymore, I just want to be done with it. There are others witches we haven't had shenanigans with yet.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:22 No.18617802 >>18617763 Yeah, I just realized that too. Funny when you sympathize with a fictional character more than some of the fags in this thread.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:22 No.18617807 >>18617794 HANDS FREE FUCKING

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:23 No.18617808 >>18617789 No no, they ate Hitler. How did they know it has him? Apparently... Dons Aviators ...he gave them gas.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:23 No.18617809 >>18617789 I hope this is the case. We can punch Hitler in the face.

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:23 No.18617822 >Make out session >Go back to our room >Clothes off >Leap on bed >Land on Sanya

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:24 No.18617827 >>18617807 Does sex count as groping? I mean, isn't it really just a vagina groping a penis?

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/07/12(Sat)23:24 No.18617833 NEW THREAD >>18617814

>>	Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)23:24 No.18617840 I need to get more downfall hitler pictures

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