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STRIKE WITCHES: ADULT CONVERSATIONS planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/06/12(Fri)19:16 No.18600138

You are a P-61 Black Widow pilot of the 501st Joint Wing, and your commanding officer wants to talk.

"About Sean," you repeat blankly.

"Yes," Minna says. "And Ian, too, but I personally saw Sean... do his thing."

"Hitting on everything in skirts?"

"The other thing."

"Actually manage to drag real emotive response out of Ian?"

"No, the... emotive?"

"Yeah?"

"I didn't know you knew that word."

You fume. "Just because I'm a pilot you think I'm a retard?"

"No," Minna says. "Jumping off a castle tower with a parachute made me think you-"

"Fiiiiiine let's get picky," you mutter.

>Yes, let's talk about Sean.
>No, let's talk about the AWKWARD SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN US BECAUSE SUBTLETY IS NOT MY BAG, BABY
>Let's talk about something TOTALLY DIFFERENT: (specify)
>Let's do something retarded!

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/06/12(Fri)19:17 No.18600148 Sean must be the subject of the discussion.

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/06/12(Fri)19:17 No.18600152 talk to sean

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:18 No.18600156 SEAN

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:18 No.18600158 x to sean

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:19 No.18600162 >>18600138 >something else "Minna, Sanya just brought something to my attention a few minutes ago that I think she should tell you. Sean can wait a bit."

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:19 No.18600164 >>18600138 >>Yes, let's talk about Sean. We can be subtle!

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:20 No.18600178 Let talk about sexual tension, because fuck subtlety.

>>	Starshadow 04/06/12(Fri)19:20 No.18600179 Start with Sean, business before trolling.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:20 No.18600180 >>Let's Do Something Abso-fucking-lutely Retarded ASAP!

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:20 No.18600182 [x] something retarded lets talk about sanya

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:20 No.18600183 >>18600162 Seconded. Sanya's got something she should say if she knows it or not.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:21 No.18600185 Sean first, but make her promise to sit down and have a nice talk with us afterwards.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:21 No.18600186 >>18600138 talk about sean >I missed you planefag!

Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/06/12(Fri)19:22 No.18600199

If Minna's smart, she won't even allow us to direct this towards "hey let's talk about sex...ual tension" anyway. And we DID already tell Sanya it would be best if she told Eila to slow down herself without interference from us.

So, we talk about Sean.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:22 No.18600201 >"Have you been teasing Sanya about Eila?" From last week.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:23 No.18600203 >Let's talk about ENGLAND'S SECOND INVASION WAVE, what the fuck was up with those transports seriously

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:23 No.18600207 >>18600201 YES. SAVE ADORABLE COSSACK

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:23 No.18600214 >>18600201 Yeah, that. Sanya can (and should) work out her problems with Elia on her own, but she shouldn't have to take shit from her friends and commanding officers about it.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:24 No.18600220 dont be mean to sahnya, minna. we heard your bullshit dont lie.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:24 No.18600224 >>18600201 Also save the adorable cossack

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:25 No.18600227 File: 1333754709.jpg-(62 KB, 416x851, 1333607538254.jpg) >>18600138 Is our adorable cossack still here?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:25 No.18600229 >>18600227 HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGG

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:26 No.18600231 Start with Sean. Let's at least try to be a little productive this time, before the inevitable interruption.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:26 No.18600235 >>18600201 I'll get behind this.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:26 No.18600242 The most wonderful day of the week is here! Talk bout Sean, maybe we can get more information about gnomes out of her. Maybe if we ask real nice she'll teach us how to do stuff.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:27 No.18600250 Lets talk about Sanya and our siscon fetishes.

>>	Starshadow 04/06/12(Fri)19:27 No.18600254 File: 1333754866.jpg-(592 KB, 1000x1303, 1315694098948.jpg) Needs more adorable Cossack

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:28 No.18600258 File: 1333754895.jpg-(9 KB, 313x400, 1333458459363.jpg) I MISSED YOU, YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:28 No.18600259 > a squadmate is being sexually harassed into despair by everyone including the commander >lets talk about how someone who is totally functional and who we already know is mmagic, is in fact magic.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:28 No.18600265 Before last thread Sanya didn't even show up on my radar (pun intended). Now I desperately want to be her big brother.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:28 No.18600267 File: 1333754931.gif-(278 KB, 722x700, 1333157688650.gif)

>>	Writefag 04/06/12(Fri)19:29 No.18600278 >Let's talk about something TOTALLY DIFFERENT: "So Sanya seems to be kind of uncomfortable with all the attention she's receiving from some of the other witches. What's up with that?"

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:30 No.18600284 "What do you mean you "saw?" Can you see magic? I wanna know this. Do we glow when we do our magic?

>>	drawfag 04/06/12(Fri)19:31 No.18600295 >>18600227 If you drew this, mad props. I'll have my version up later. >>18600138 >PLOT! Take that as you will.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:31 No.18600297 Talk about Sean then Sanya, we can discuss personal stuff once we dispense with the business.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:32 No.18600307 >>18600295 I just requested it in /a/'s drawthread.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:33 No.18600310 File: 1333755186.jpg-(70 KB, 523x367, 1270793967261.jpg) >>18600295 >My version later

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:33 No.18600314 >>18600138 Let's talk about getting Sanya a break from the teasing.

>>	Starshadow 04/06/12(Fri)19:34 No.18600317 File: 1333755248.jpg-(251 KB, 916x886, 1327026954992.jpg) How late do you plan to quest planefag?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:34 No.18600321 File: 1333755278.jpg-(58 KB, 378x400, mfw+i+am+not+a+stoner+but+this(...).jpg) >Yes, let's talk about Sean. I finally arrive at a SWQ thread?! My fucking face...

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/06/12(Fri)19:34 No.18600322
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"Edinburgh is-"

"-the capitol of Scotland. Sean's Irish. Durrr."

Minna huffs, blowing a strand of hair out of her face. "That's beside the point-"

You hold up a hand to silence her. "Sanya!" you shout at the top of the tower. "You still there?"

You see Sanya's pale face appear at the top of the stairs, peering over the top step cautiously. "... hello?"

Minna smiles at Sanya. "Hello, hun."

"Sanya, me and Minna-"

"Minna and I," Minna mutters.

You shoot her a Look. "MINNA. AND. I. Need to talk about super-duper classified shit. And stuff," you say.

Sanya bites her lip, but you detect the faintest hint of a knowing smirk at the corner of her lips. God damn it all.

"It's okay. I'm tired anyways... and I think I can sleep now. Thank you." She skitters down the steps, and stops before you and Minna. She glances at Minna warily, then lunges into your arms, giving you a bear hug before slipping between you and the Kraut, the little girls light footfalls making almost no noise as she floats into the darkness of the tower.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:35 No.18600326 File: 1333755331.jpg-(110 KB, 300x309, 1314076113206.jpg) >>18600322 "Minna and I"

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:35 No.18600327 >>18600322 WHY IS SHE SO ADORABLE. WHAT ARE THESE FEELS.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:35 No.18600329 >>18600322 I swear, I can manage to be the older brother but I can never hit on the grown up ones worth a damn

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/06/12(Fri)19:36 No.18600330 File: 1333755360.jpg-(99 KB, 327x364, lofn_all_growed_up_still_adora(...).jpg) ohgod toocute

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:36 No.18600332 File: 1333755387.jpg-(467 KB, 592x900, 04d457e145ceff19dc4e471395d4e3(...).jpg) >>18600322 >alone in the tower with Minna HUE HUE HUE

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:36 No.18600335 >>18600322 "don't be so grammar, minna."

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:36 No.18600339 She's a nazi. A fucking grammar nazi

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:36 No.18600340 File: 1333755404.png-(48 KB, 356x316, 1327910576153.png) >>18600322 >Sanya hugs are the best hugs

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:36 No.18600341 >>18600322 >dat hug HHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGNNNNNN

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/06/12(Fri)19:37 No.18600342 >>18600322 >labia coroupp >... >refresh catchpa

Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:37 No.18600345
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>>18600322
>She glances at Minna warily, then lunges into your arms, giving you a bear hug before slipping between you and the Kraut, the little girls light footfalls making almost no noise as she floats into the darkness of the tower.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:37 No.18600351 >>18600322 Hah! Getting our grammar corrected by the kraut. Oh, that's a new low.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:38 No.18600352 >>18600322 We need to talk about how you made my Adorable Cossack sad. This is not allowed.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:38 No.18600355 Guys, we need to test scratches on witches. 1. Ear scratches 2. Under chin scratches We need to see if either makes them comatose or caused leg wiggles

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:38 No.18600357 File: 1333755503.jpg-(84 KB, 400x300, 1328149405616.jpg) >>18600322 "...I guess you can keep the coat for now..."

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:38 No.18600360 "Well. That was cute. So. About you being bitches."

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:38 No.18600362 >>18600335 "Don't be such a goddamn grammar nazi. OH WAIT."

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/06/12(Fri)19:39 No.18600366 ... Sanya's still wearing our flight jacket.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:39 No.18600367 >>18600360 We can be a bit more diplomatic than that.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:39 No.18600368 >>18600339 ...my god, she is.

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/06/12(Fri)19:39 No.18600372 File: 1333755586.jpg-(45 KB, 363x508, Wilcke.jpg) BEST WAIFU TIME?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:40 No.18600376 >>18600366 oh shit...we might be in for it later

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:40 No.18600377 >>18600366 Did... Did... Did we just get stealth bounced?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:40 No.18600386 >>18600362 You realize that doesn't have the same connotations or insulting fervor in this timeline, right?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:41 No.18600387 >>18600366 >>18600368 >>18600376 >>18600377 What's the problem?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:41 No.18600388 File: 1333755663.jpg-(93 KB, 347x346, panic.jpg) >sanya shows up in eilas room wearing our flight jacket and telling eila to back off. well...

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:41 No.18600389 >>18600377 Dude. Last thread Minna got us to bounce OURSELVES. I think we've been thoroughly dethroned.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:41 No.18600390 >>18600351 Not to all the fucker on /tg/ who got their shit corrected by me. Believe me. If you can handle German grammar, English is no problem whatsoever.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:41 No.18600392 File: 1333755687.jpg-(162 KB, 659x873, d6a39958304ac3555a076288daea24(...).jpg) we need a first name god damn it >when you see it

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:41 No.18600393 File: 1333755690.png-(520 KB, 513x647, 132378519562.png) >>18600357 >>18600366 This means Eila will know.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:41 No.18600398 >>18600377 I am so proud of her right now.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:41 No.18600399 File: 1333755715.jpg-(58 KB, 500x415, Angry-Mal-First-Then.jpg) >>18600388 AUGH!!!

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:42 No.18600406 >>18600388 there is a precedent for witches gaining our powers when wearing our clothes....

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:42 No.18600408 >>18600389 eh he is just in a rut give the MC some time

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:43 No.18600415 >>18600406 Speaking of witch, is Minna still wearing our pants?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:43 No.18600419 >>18600392 I know that bald head from some were....

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:43 No.18600421 >>18600399 >>18600388 Still don't see the problem. Eila is a cunt. We knew that.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:43 No.18600422 File: 1333755835.jpg-(117 KB, 500x400, swqtime.jpg) >that feel when you read pic related as TIME - IT'S BOUNCING

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:45 No.18600439 If Sanya becomes our adopted little sister we're spoiling the fuck out of her.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:45 No.18600442 >>18600392 ...what's Captain Picard doing on the Yamato? He should be on the Richelieu.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:45 No.18600445 >>18600421 Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Eila may be getting too fresh with Sanya, but it was her that got MC out of his funk. I don't want to see her get hurt either.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/06/12(Fri)19:46 No.18600449
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>>18600322

Finally, Sanya vanishes into the darkness of the tower, lit only by moonlight spilling through the occasional window, and look back at Minna.

Minna, as it turns out, is looking at you. Her arms are crossed, Baron Von Bismark's iron staff of dickery is rammed clear up her ass, and she's clearly about to get her German on.

"So," Minna says crisply. "Is there something you'd like to tell me?"

"You've allowed Sanya to be sexually molested by a predatory older woman and you ought to be fucking ashamed of yourself," you retort hotly.

Minna's jaw unhinges.

"You know how passive she is!" you exclaim. "Everybody talks about it! And Elia's sexually aggressive - god dammit, she makes groping a fucking PASTTIME! She scandalizes me! ME!" you say, slapping your fist into your palm for emphasis. "Didn't you ever think that perhaps, just perhaps she doesn't want Eila all up on her nuts the way she is?"

"B-but-"

"B-b-but nothing!" you exclaim, full of brotherly wrath. "Fine, let's talk about how Sean went blade-dancer on some aliums." You dig around in your pocket and produce Minna's notepad.

"Where did you get that!? AGAIN!?" Minna demands. You shrug. This kind of thing is almost reflex, now. She may as well ask when's the last time you blinked.

"Hmm. Sean is obviously doing wild magical shit. That's under.... right, 'shit I already know'." You flip the notebook shut. "So about Eila being a rampant gropist while you obsess over the evil influence of MEN on your base."

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:46 No.18600450 >>18600445 What?

drawfag 04/06/12(Fri)19:46 No.18600456

>>18600342

Quick question: Is the MC have on a leather flight suit (IE 2 piece with the jacket or just a one piece with the flight jacket/insulated boots.

I need to know.

For...academic purposes.

Right now I am splitting the difference. Insulated boots, with a one piece flight suit (not insulated).

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/06/12(Fri)19:47 No.18600461 >>18600449 We're gonna need that parachute soon.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:47 No.18600467 >>18600392 ...why is Patrick Stewart wearing an IJN uniform?

Writefag 04/06/12(Fri)19:47 No.18600469

>>18600445

Well, assuming Sanya can stand up for herself, it should turn what is a wierd quasi-rape relationship into something that is hopefully healthy and constructive.

That or Eila's gonna get us drunk and rape us.

>>"I can't rape Sanya anymore. You'll take her place."

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:47 No.18600472 >>18600449 Oh boy.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:48 No.18600474 File: 1333756080.jpg-(98 KB, 294x243, 1325367723281.jpg) >mfw r/a/dio and SWQ all on the same night. And I have classes in the morning. God damnit.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:48 No.18600478 >>18600467 ask japan (we need this fixed..)

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:48 No.18600481 >>18600449 It is probable that Minna was unaware of all this. So let's not get to accusative.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:48 No.18600482 File: 1333756133.jpg-(36 KB, 314x425, 1331959578361.jpg) >>18600449 >>18600449 So much awesome.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:49 No.18600484 File: 1333756146.jpg-(13 KB, 406x310, 1748615-batman15_super.jpg) >>18600419 >some were >not recognizing Patrick Stewart

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:49 No.18600485 >>18600449 Lets proceed to tear her a verbal new one.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:49 No.18600488 >>18600439 >whycan'tIholdalltheseimoutos.jpeg So that's Sanya and Miyafuji as adopted, and Robin as our biological, little sisters?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:49 No.18600490 >>18600481 Oh, I don't think she knows either. But hell hath no fury like oniisan scorned. SPEAKING OF WHICH WHAT ABOUT ROBIN

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:49 No.18600491 >>18600481 Unaware? She walked in asking if they were decent. She's not only aware; she's assuming its going further than that.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:49 No.18600492 >>18600484 I am drunk god damn it

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/06/12(Fri)19:49 No.18600493 File: 1333756196.jpg-(97 KB, 333x500, 1333159639425.jpg) >>18600449 DONT LET HER BLITZKRIEG, KEEP HER ON HER TOES

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:50 No.18600497 >>18600481 She was aware. She even joked about it.

>>	Inquisitorial-Librarian 04/06/12(Fri)19:50 No.18600498 File: 1333756207.png-(116 KB, 230x207, brianblessed.png) >>18600449 Oh my sides... I ...hahaha oh wow...

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/06/12(Fri)19:50 No.18600500
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>>18600456

I'm thinking... two-piece. The jumpsuit's fine too, but jumpsuits were usually electrically-heated jumpsuits worn by bomber crews and the like, a comfortable amenity not available in smaller fighters. I don't think the Widow had provision for electrically-heated flight suits, I'd have to go check the manual again.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:50 No.18600501 >>18600481 we just heard her doing it herself in the last thread. knock it off with the reflexive defense of your waifu.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:50 No.18600503 >>18600485 We can at least hear her side of the story first.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:50 No.18600508 >"Didn't you ever think that perhaps, just perhaps she doesn't want Eila all up on her nuts the way she is?" snrk

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:51 No.18600513 >>18600503 Agreed. And we don't need to shred Minna; a bop on the nose and simple reprimand is sufficient, if we can also enlist her aid in quelling the teasing.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:51 No.18600516 >>18600501 It's not about whether she knows that Eila and Sanya were doing the hanky panky, it's whether she knows that Sanya wasn't enjoying things at all.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:52 No.18600524 >>18600449 I can just see Sanya just around the corner sniggering into her hands as we tear Minna a new asshole. FUND IT.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:52 No.18600527 >>18600501 I'm not waifufagging. I'm just saying we shouldn't rush into things and screw up everything.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:53 No.18600536 >>18600449 Alright, if we can keep her on the defensive we'll control the flow of the conversation. I still wanna know how she "saw" Sean's magic.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:53 No.18600537 File: 1333756407.jpg-(21 KB, 525x393, Erica Bait.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:53 No.18600544 >>18600527 What quest are you part of? PILOT!

>>	Starshadow 04/06/12(Fri)19:54 No.18600546 File: 1333756446.jpg-(28 KB, 500x600, 1329630840448.jpg) >You dig around in your pocket and produce Minna's notepad. "Where did you get that!? AGAIN!?" Minna demands. We totally pickpocketed her while we were wrasslin. >my hands are trolling on thier own!

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:54 No.18600556 >>18600527 >I'm just saying we shouldn't rush into things and screw up everything. not waifufagging? you arent even reading this quest!

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:55 No.18600565 >>18600513 >bop on the nose Well, Trude yiped like a dog when we grabbed her tail, so this might work.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:55 No.18600571 Why don't we stop trying to get her off-balance and actually solve problems for a change? Sexual traumata aren't gonna rectify themselves. >>18600537 Gibgibgibgib! Habenhabenhaben! SCHEISSEMANJETZTGIBHERDASTEIL!!!

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:56 No.18600573 #SWQ @Rizon.net, yell at other idiots while reading Strike witches quest

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:57 No.18600586 >>18600556 >>18600544 There's a fine line between stupidity and bravery. We need to stay on the right side of it.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:58 No.18600595 >>18600586 Which side?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:58 No.18600599 >>18600586 The stupid side?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:58 No.18600600 Dammit, it's 3 AM and tomorrow is my father's birthday. YOU ARE TEARING ME APART PLANEFAG

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:58 No.18600601 >>18600595 All of them

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:58 No.18600602 >>18600595 One foot on either side, pelvic thrusting down the middle.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:58 No.18600605 >>18600586 There isn't. "Brave" people tell themselves there is so they don't have to realize how retarded they are.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)19:59 No.18600609 >>18600595 The RIGHT side.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:00 No.18600616 >>18600544 Hey, we ARE trying to be a little more mature ( even if we fail miserably at it ). Robin's in our unit now, and we don't want her picking up our bad habits.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:00 No.18600624 File: 1333756852.jpg-(381 KB, 900x900, crazyivan.jpg) >>18600449 i think we might want to be ready for evasive action after that...

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:01 No.18600627 >>18600616 One night of self revelation won't fix us immediatly

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:01 No.18600637 >>18600616 I think Minna had a little bit to do with that as well.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:02 No.18600638 >>18600624 Shine on you crazy Ivan.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:03 No.18600649 >>18600627 But we shouldn't ignore it either.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:04 No.18600664 >>18600649 I'm not saying to ignore it, but we can't expect ourselves to immediately start thinking rationally. Maybe like a halfway kind of thing

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:05 No.18600670 >>18600664 >>18600649 we never thought or even hinted at thinking of acting more rational.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:05 No.18600673 File: 1333757149.png-(116 KB, 353x500, 1331509077157.png) Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:06 No.18600675 >>18600664 We are. We were a bit accusative last post. Now we pull it back a little.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:06 No.18600686 >>18600673 Get out of here minnapup. Before you break everything

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:06 No.18600689 >>18600670 Perhaps I should have said "less suicidal"?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:07 No.18600698 >>18600670 yea we did. we decided to try and you know...live through all of this foolishness

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:07 No.18600699 File: 1333757246.jpg-(26 KB, 300x400, 1332807662331.jpg) >>18600686 GAU GAU

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:07 No.18600706 >>18600675 It would be a bad idea to just double back. We should just stand our ground and make sure she gets our point.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:08 No.18600712 >>18600699 If Minna has babies, will they look like that?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:08 No.18600716 >>18600689 not even that. we just decided to be less doomful about it.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:08 No.18600717 >>18600699 GOD DAMMIT, THOSE ARE EXPENSIVE! BACK IN YOUR CAGE!

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:09 No.18600721 File: 1333757346.jpg-(159 KB, 500x500, 1332807757022.jpg) >>18600712 Maybe.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:09 No.18600725 File: 1333757359.jpg-(48 KB, 600x674, 1329019086867.jpg) >>18600673 >>18600699 >It Begins

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:09 No.18600729 >>18600712 Only if she fucks a dog.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:09 No.18600730 File: 1333757389.jpg-(113 KB, 500x416, 1333060801887.jpg) >>18600717 GAU GAU GAU

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:10 No.18600734 >>18600729 Im sure theres a picture of that somewhere.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:10 No.18600735 >>18600730 NO! BAD MINNA PUP! NO DOG BISCUITS! NO MC CHEESECAKE!

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:10 No.18600740 What are their familiars? Minna and Trude, and Erica have some kind of dog. What about the rest?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:10 No.18600743 >>18600706 Not a retreat. Just a halt to our offensive.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:10 No.18600747 File: 1333757448.jpg-(39 KB, 500x375, 133160282592.jpg) GAU

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:10 No.18600748 >>18600716 No, we lost the suicidal edge. We realized that even if WE didn't care if we lived or died, we had friends and family who WOULD care. And we're not enough of a heartless bastard to accept hurting the people who we care about like that.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:10 No.18600750 >>18600729 ....I'll get the german shepards

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:11 No.18600755 File: 1333757477.jpg-(44 KB, 500x375, 1332807851209.jpg) >>18600735 NOM NOM NOM

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:11 No.18600757 File: 1333757489.jpg-(25 KB, 309x350, 124123.jpg) What's all this about Gau's?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:11 No.18600758 >>18600750 Don't bother, I'll just go grab the Doujins.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:11 No.18600761 >>18600734 I have a doujin of Togame getting fucked by a horse, but MinnaXdog would be new to me.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:11 No.18600767 >>18600740 Various cats and dogs. Eila has a fox. Charlotte has a bunny.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:12 No.18600771 File: 1333757525.jpg-(71 KB, 600x450, minnapuppies.jpg) >>18600725 "so it has come to this"

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:12 No.18600776 File: 1333757547.gif-(2.08 MB, 533x300, BY FIRE BE PURGED.gif) >>18600755 FFFFFFUUUUUUUUu THOSE WERE PATTON'S!

Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:12 No.18600777

>>18600673
>>18600699
>>18600730
I've been watching my buddy's puppy for the last few weeks.... I don't think I've ever wanted to punch something in the face so badly before.... I have to remind myself that he's only a puppy, and they he goes and looks for 'treats' in the cat box.... why...

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:12 No.18600779 File: 1333757557.png-(379 KB, 446x600, What the fuck am i reading.png) >>18600761

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:12 No.18600784 File: 1333757567.jpg-(72 KB, 451x550, 1331471025449.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:13 No.18600788 >>18600771 The fuck is wrong with Sakamoto there. She's like... puddi. Giga puddi.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:13 No.18600790 File: 1333757604.jpg-(244 KB, 1280x800, 1331472554861.jpg) >>18600784

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:13 No.18600791 >>18600761 And you'll be posting it for us, right?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:14 No.18600800 >>18600791 not on a work-safe board he won't

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:15 No.18600814 >>18600800 You pussy. He'd better at least fucking link it.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:16 No.18600818 >>18600800 MC must hate the mods. They keep cock-blocking him.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/06/12(Fri)20:16 No.18600824
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>>18600449

"I- I didn't know!" Minna shouts, grabbing her head in consternation. "How was I supposed to know!?"

"Gee-GOLLY that's fun!" you say, pumping your fist across your body in an 'oh boy' gesture. "A little aggressive blame-gaming and suddenly you're too busy stuttering to talk about the two-hundred ton mammoth in the room, like what's going on between us."

Minna's face darkens. "There is NOTHING between-"

"And then you call the two-hundred ton Mammoth a MOUSE, like using that word makes it vanish! POOF! German Alchemy! Witness its majesty!" you say, frolicking about on your toes and waving your hands to illustrate the fantastical transformation. "Oh, wait, no, it's still bullshit."

Minna's face clouds with anger and she draws in air for a bombastic blast-

"NOPE," you roar, poking her in the chest. "I'm a past master of the passive-aggressive emotion-avoidance technique sweetheart, so this shit just won't fly. Except I'm AGGRESSIVE/AGGRESSIVE, so go ahead and stick that in yer pipe and smoke it."

You spin smartly on your heel and march down the steps. "Look me up later and you can give me the war news I could learn from any asshole in the entire fucking base anyways, and we'll pretend it was a useful use of our quite possibly very short time. Ta~"

You fume your way down the tower stairs, trying to escape Minna's sight before your anger can fail you. God. God damn. God damn god damn.

... where the fuck did THAT come from?

>I'm pissed off, in no mood for beating-around-the-bush and pulling no punches...
>.... HEY, LUKE!
>Hey, Sean! You're a Gnome, buddy! YOU'RE A FUCKING GNOME!
>Perrine, you need to cut the stalker bullshit. Now. Or I will cut you.
>Somebody else?
>Something else?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:16 No.18600826 >>18600791 Meine Ehre heißt Treue. http://depositfiles(.)com/files/mgprwc9gk Just remove the brackets. (Didn't check the file, come back running to me if it doesn't work.)

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:18 No.18600833 >>18600824 Sean. Tonight. You.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:18 No.18600834 >>18600824 >>I'm pissed off, in no mood for beating-around-the-bush and pulling no punches...

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:18 No.18600838 >>18600824 Check in on our sis.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/06/12(Fri)20:18 No.18600839 >>18600824 Why the hell did we not talk about Sean? She must have had more to say than "he's a wizard, harry." Ugh. Let's go break the news to him, at least.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:18 No.18600842 >>18600824 Sean. Sean. Just Sean.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:18 No.18600843 >ANGRY MC IS GO >INPUT TARGET >_

Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:18 No.18600845

>>18600748

>You'll do as you've always done, and kick ass with the time allotted you
>You'll do as you've always done
>as you've always done

nope, clearly just an attitude change.

leaping off towers, diving through rocket barrages, and kicking around our lawful superiors = still yes

"well, if you dont die young whats the point?" = no.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:19 No.18600847 >>18600843 Cydonia

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:19 No.18600848 >>18600824 >I'm pissed off, in no mood for beating-around-the-bush and pulling no punches... or check on Robin, lord knows her appearance has messed with our head

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:19 No.18600852 >>18600824 >Robin?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:19 No.18600855 >>18600824 Can we go back and keep talking to her? It feels like that conversation was cut off.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:19 No.18600858 >>18600824 we should probably clue Sean in as quick as possible. it could get relevant.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:19 No.18600859 Hey, Sean! You're a Gnome, buddy! YOU'RE A FUCKING GNOME!

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:19 No.18600860 File: 1333757988.jpg-(265 KB, 800x1080, 1333698284286.jpg) >>18600824 Check with trude. discuss sisters with her

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:19 No.18600862 >>18600824 >.... HEY, LUKE! Let's go check on the asshole, see what's up with aliums.

Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:20 No.18600864

>>18600757

THAT'S NOT A GUN; IT'S A GUN WITH WINGS STRAPPED ONTO IT

Apart from that...

Hey planefag. What's the status of the witches ON BARIN, apart from the 501st. Y'know, Kathy, Major Miles, Der Cupcakeski, Wendeline and that hertefore unknown Witch we are assuming is Prinzesein?

And a background question: How's China, apart from the Commies and the KMT trying to kill the shit out of each other and aliums murderizing them both and GENERAL CLAIRE MOTHERFUCKING CHENNAULT AND THE 14TH ARMY AIR CORPS trying to unfuck this clusterfuck?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:20 No.18600866 >>18600824 Sean knows he's a Gnome, he isn't a dumbass, you figure it out when you go leaping over crowds of martians and become an inverted blender. Check in with our Sister and give her a brotherly hug.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:20 No.18600870 >>18600824 Perhaps we should check in on Chris? Make sure she hasn't gotten herself into trouble?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:20 No.18600874 >Hey, Sean! You're a Gnome, buddy! YOU'RE A FUCKING GNOME!

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:20 No.18600878 Brother/sister bonding time

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:21 No.18600880 >>18600855 We should cut back to her once we've taken care of any number of other issues. We need her to admit the situation. If she won't admit it, we'll just come back later.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:21 No.18600881 >>18600824 We mad.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:21 No.18600882 >>18600824 >>I'm pissed off, in no mood for beating-around-the-bush and pulling no punches... I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:21 No.18600883 >>18600860 I can get behind this.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:21 No.18600890 >>18600824 Good. That was productive. People we need to talk to, in no particular order: Trude, about stuff. Sean, about gnomes. Robin, about LIES! Luke, just cause he's cool. I'm assuming it's early morning, since we just had a night patrol, right?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:22 No.18600897 >>18600824 >.... HEY, LUKE! He's always fun.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:23 No.18600903 Check in on our sis, make sure she's settled in well

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:23 No.18600904 File: 1333758199.jpg-(740 KB, 3000x3000, cowchargeswq.jpg) I get the feeling Sean already knows about his Gnomeishness. I mean, dude turns into a friggin highlander when he has a sword in his hand...and he rides a demon-cow into battle

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:23 No.18600905 >>18600824 >Perrine, you need to ramp up the stalker bullshit. Now. And I'm going to help you.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:23 No.18600906 File: 1333758206.gif-(1.13 MB, 230x172, 1303321277818.gif) >irc

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:23 No.18600908 >>18600880 Guess so. Hopefully she'll find us when she's ready.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:23 No.18600911 Sean, Robin, or Lynette/Ice Cream Raid.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:24 No.18600917 >>18600911 We will take all our little sisters on an Ice Cream raid

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:24 No.18600924 >>18600890 You forgot Minna, finish our conversation

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:25 No.18600935 >>18600824 SEAN YOU'RE A GNOME BUDDY

Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:25 No.18600937
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>>18600905

Some times; I think it's more appropriate that we keep hamstringing Ian until he accepts the fact that he's not gonna be able to escape a witch.

Who knows, he may actually begin to like her.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:25 No.18600941 >>18600924 naw, we finally managed to bounce the ball into her court. she can come find us.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:26 No.18600943 >>18600824 Find Robin. BOUNCE Luke.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:26 No.18600946 >>18600911 >Lynette / Icecream Raid Which reminds me, we still need to do very nice things for Lynette!

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:26 No.18600951 >>18600917 Yes. YES. Meet with Trude. Discuss sisters. Gather sisters for late night ice cream raid. Bring Lynette because she's cool, too.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:26 No.18600955 >>18600941 at the rate she's going, sakabroto will sooner drug MC and her and lock us in a room than Minna doing anything on her own...

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:27 No.18600957 find robin, maybe miyafuji if she's up. get some goddamn ice cream

Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:27 No.18600961

It's been said before, it should be said again:
We should say fuck the waifu drama and play matchmaker instead.
We've got Ian and Perrine and/or Sakamoto to set up. Lynette and Miyafuji. We need to keep tabs on Sanya and Eila. We need to make sure Trude doesn't rape Chris is a drunken stupor. We need to get someone to fuck Minna (maybe Sakamoto or Chuck).

Why deal with drama ourselves when we can force it on other people instead?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:28 No.18600965 >>18600951 Lynette has a sister too, you know.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:28 No.18600966 >>18600951 But we have to keep our rage down. We need to... stay frosty.

Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:28 No.18600968

>>18600924
We just ran away from Minna because if we stayed we'd attack her or something. And that's bad.

This is an interesting quest, we don't have full control over the character. Makes me upset sometimes, but PF is a good enough writer to make it work.

Anyways, let's go tell Sean. WELCOME TO CLUB GHOSTRIDER. GNOMES ONLY.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:28 No.18600970 >>18600924 Haha, no. >>18600955 If Mio wants to get Minna laid that badly, she should do it herself. We'll even buy her the strapon. >implying she doesn't already have one

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:28 No.18600971 File: 1333758516.png-(223 KB, 705x649, Preggo 2 The Revenge.png) >>18600937 Oh, I'd like to thank you for making that post. It reminded me to post this. New version, ho!

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:28 No.18600973 Speak with Trude. Assist Perrine in bouncing Ian. Why? Because we can, and that fool needs to learn to accept the inevitable.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:28 No.18600978 >>18600961 I'm pretty sure Minna is either getting us or NONE SHALL PASS.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:29 No.18600979 >Acquire Miyafuji, Robin, Lynne, and Zucchini >Rob the Navy of Ice Cream >Chris can come too

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:29 No.18600981 >>18600966

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:29 No.18600987 File: 1333758572.jpg-(38 KB, 410x312, whyboner.jpg) >>18600937 She's growing on him. It's a lot like Stockholm Syndrome, but with awkward boners.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:29 No.18600990 >>18600965 Even better. We can discuss sisters with her while we're at it.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:31 No.18601001 >>18600990 And then we should discuss penises with everyone who has one.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:31 No.18601004 >>18600971 Just.... Why?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:32 No.18601008 >>18601001 Shirley?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:32 No.18601010 File: 1333758727.gif-(12 KB, 220x218, Good-night-trude-pride.gif) >>18600860 yeah, we should go let her down easy.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:32 No.18601014 >>18601010 oh fuck, here come the waifu wars.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:32 No.18601017 File: 1333758773.jpg-(105 KB, 579x800, 1333686298655.jpg) >>18601010 NO U

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:33 No.18601021 >>18601010 Do you have one of those for everyonel?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:33 No.18601024 File: 1333758808.png-(25 KB, 960x368, 1332815207502.png)

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:33 No.18601025 File: 1333758813.gif-(1.25 MB, 300x162, Sheensgotnothingonthis.gif) Gentlemen; I see the Waifuwars are warming back up. Give me a moment to prepare. Pic Related

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:33 No.18601026 >>18601010 Damn. The Minnafags must be feeling uneasy after that last bit. They've always been aggressive fuckers.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:34 No.18601032 >>18600824 Lets go get our jacket of Sanya. Also so we can watch her be adorable more.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:34 No.18601038 File: 1333758877.png-(97 KB, 700x800, quadrant swq.png) >>18601014 Gentlemen, I have a solution.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:35 No.18601041 >>18601032 Oh come on, she needs to go to bed in it so Eila finds out.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/06/12(Fri)20:35 No.18601042
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You wind your way through the castle, stomping around like a pissed-off bull, hands thrust in your pockets, giving everybody a "dare you to fuck with me" glare as you stomp around. Right now everything revolves around somebody else making a decision not to be pigheaded, and you absolutely hate when your fate isn't in your control. So naturally, you want to get a strong drink and then hit somebody who deserves it.

So you go looking for Sean, who can provide both.

You make a full circuit of the castles battlements and take to the earth outside, stomping through the copious land and landscaping paid for by various Witch benefactors in happier, more peaceful times. You direct mean-spirited kicks at budding roses and such as you stomp about in the dark, hoping one of them will give you an excuse to go apeshit on them.

Fucking roses. They look pretty but they're just thorny pains in the fucking ass, you know?

Somewhere up ahead you see the glow of a cigar butt in the dark, and go stomping towards it with murder on your mind.

"The fuck you doin?" you hear Luke say from the dark.

"Looking for a strong drink and a fight," you reply.

"In that order?" Something flies at you from the darkness, and your pilots reflexes intercept a small, leather-bound flask. You uncork it and take a swig.

"... perhaps a few drinks," you amend. "What's up?"

Luke takes a long drag on his cigar. "Thinking."

"A dangerous pasttime."

"Yer real fuckin cute," Luke grunts.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:35 No.18601043 >>18601038 ...Who do we put into the threeway of clubs?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:35 No.18601045 File: 1333758923.gif-(761 KB, 427x240, AdorableCossack.gif) >>18601032 The Adorable Cossack may have it for the night. Eila can come at us, we don't give a fuck.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:35 No.18601050 >>18601025 Wouldn't that hurt like hell going into the eyes?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:36 No.18601056 >>18601042 LUUUUKE

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:36 No.18601066 File: 1333759007.jpg-(22 KB, 195x195, Laughing Cave Johnson.jpg) >>18601025 >Sheensgotnothingonthis.gif

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:36 No.18601069 >>18601042 Oh Boy! Old timer advice! >gangrene llinds No, captcha

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:37 No.18601075 >>18601038 Oh god, please don't get started on that. It'll just get people fighting about who's in the other ones.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:38 No.18601088 >>18601075 Waifu War, it never changes...

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:38 No.18601091 >>18601075 Jokes on you. I don't even know what that means

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:39 No.18601094 >>18601025 ...Saved, for nefarious purposes.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:41 No.18601119 File: 1333759288.png-(47 KB, 350x400, asdasd.png) >>18601038 Oh, this could be fun. Nopelium and Hellcow. Bros 4 lyfe! >>18601091 Homestuck troll romance. I guess there's not as much overlap with /co/ here.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:42 No.18601128 >>18601119 I left /co/ after the ponies struck

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:42 No.18601132 >>18601025 You mean... IT'S TIME FOR THE TEARS OF BUTTHURT WAIFUFAGS. It matters not where the tears comes from; only that it comes. Also Plane-chan x MC OTP.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:43 No.18601141 we still need to fing out what sean and ian were up too when they got all question dodgy after we had our many cry in our room.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:43 No.18601143 File: 1333759405.jpg-(65 KB, 900x609, 1330527158954.jpg) >>18601132

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:44 No.18601150 >>18601141 Oh yeah, I'd forgotten about that. Definitely worth asking about.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:44 No.18601158 >>18601143 YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:45 No.18601164 >>18601141 find* manly* goddamnit qwery, why do you betray me???

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:45 No.18601165 File: 1333759531.jpg-(156 KB, 1440x810, 1332032464731.jpg) >>18601143 yes, and we're mechanophiles.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:46 No.18601182 File: 1333759598.jpg-(86 KB, 428x510, 1331095367490.jpg) >>18601164 >qwery

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:46 No.18601185 File: 1333759610.png-(18 KB, 350x400, MCxP61.png) >>18601143 You don't understand our love!

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:47 No.18601192 File: 1333759644.png-(50 KB, 350x400, minnamio.png) >>18601038

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/06/12(Fri)20:49 No.18601213
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>>18601042

"Minna was looking for you," Luke says. "Wanted to tell you something 'bout Sean."

You sigh. "Yeah, I know."

"That she was looking for you, or about Sean?"

"Both."

Luke takes a drag on his cigar, and lets it out slow. "Ah."

A few minutes pass in the cold night air. You shiver a little, and realize Sanya's still got your jacket. Oh well. You tip the flask up and feel the heat sear through your mouth and down your throat. Well, that's okay. You've got Luke's flask.

"So what'cha thinkin 'bout?"

Luke rolls the cigar from one side of his mouth to another with just his lips.

"Why I ain't dead right now," he grumps around the cigar.

>wut

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:49 No.18601221 LUKE IS A GNOME

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:49 No.18601225 File: 1333759796.png-(15 KB, 348x398, OT3.png) CRY HAVOC! AND ET SLIP THE SHIPS OF WAR!

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:49 No.18601226 >>18601213 wut

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:50 No.18601228 >>18601213 >Artifact acquired.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:50 No.18601239 >>18601213 Clearly you are magic and thus cannot die

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:50 No.18601243 File: 1333759852.jpg-(36 KB, 256x256, Holyshit.jpg) >>18601213 HE KNOWS HE FUCKING KNOWS HE FUCKING KNOWS THAT HE DIED IN OUR TIMELINE

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:50 No.18601245 >>18601221 Who the hell isn't?!

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:50 No.18601246 >>18601213 Hmmm. Not to surprising, though you'd think he'd have realized this earlier.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:51 No.18601253 >>18601225 >we arent on top sage

Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:51 No.18601255

I'm starting to feel like there's something artificial here. We have not been able to interact with Minna in any sort of rational way since Day 1. Every single time, we blow our top--even when she (occasionally) doesn't deserve it.

Every. Single. Time.

Now, this could be simple railroading... but Pagan Elf has slipped a lot of plot and foreshadowing past us without anyone noticing.

Could there be sparkles involved? Something about our powers and hers that generate spontaneous combustion?

Worse, could there be a relationship between our attitude and the ALIUM MIND BEAMS that we *still* have not done anything about (and what *did* they do to protect Sanya, anyways--maybe we could use some of that)?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:51 No.18601257 Blame it on magic, everything from the people to the ground water is saturated with the stuff, shits contagious.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:51 No.18601261 >>18601038 >>18601119 >>18601185 >>18601192 >>18601225 NO! BAD! This is not a solution, it is more problems.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:52 No.18601266 File: 1333759934.png-(32 KB, 350x400, seanhellcow.png) >>18601225 >>18601253 Don't quite work that way. Besides, Sean already has someone special.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:52 No.18601269 >>18601245 all those Gound Pounders and the people who we don't like >>18601253 MC is as close to the center of the combined design as possible

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:52 No.18601274 >>18601213 Wut, seriously I thought I was supposed to be the crazy guy who always nearly kills himself pulling off fucking loony things. You're going to have to go into more detail than man, what is up with you?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:52 No.18601279 >>18601213 You're a wizard Luke.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:53 No.18601284 >>18601255 No sparkles, just hormones.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:53 No.18601288 >>18601255 But Kurt was, by all accounts, the chillest of dudes. So either he wasn't a gnome or it's not the juju that makes MC freak out.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:53 No.18601289 i wish we were old enough for some sort of luke i am your faddah thing here.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:54 No.18601302 >>18601255 We still need to ask one of the other witches about her supposed empath ability.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:54 No.18601312 >>18601255 Are you saying we're being cockblocked by ALIUM MIND BEAMS ...?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:55 No.18601320 File: 1333760134.png-(72 KB, 350x400, trudeerica.png) >>18601261 Oh come on, at least it's more creative than "My waifu's better than your waifu!" "No she isn't!" "Yes she is!"

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:56 No.18601325 >>18601288 Being in an actual committed relationship is what scares the hell out of him. MC is a textbook commitment-phobe.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:56 No.18601328 >>18601312 Evidence: there's a raid every time MC and Trude are about to get it on. ALIUMS CAME ALL THE WAY HERE BECAUSE THEY KNOW MC'S BLOODLINE WILL DESTROY THEM. TRUFAX.

Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:57 No.18601339

>>18601279

NON NON NON NON NON NON

Luke NOPE'D off his fatal wounds, with the help of... MANFRED VON RICHENFOTEN'S SISTER, MINNIE VON RICHENFOTEN.

As for why they didn't shack up thereafter, Luke NOPE'D away from the relationship. Mostly by being a magnificent bastard.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:58 No.18601349 >>18601213 If he's upset about not being dead, we could offer to change the fact. Otherwise, I'd tell him to stop thinking about it. That kind of thinking really will get you in trouble.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:58 No.18601350 >>18601325 I don't think it's commitment that bothers him. >>18601328 Now there might be something to that.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:58 No.18601351 File: 1333760307.png-(143 KB, 700x800, SHIPPING CHART.png) Waifuwar. Waifuwar never changes.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:59 No.18601362 File: 1333760349.jpg-(1.98 MB, 2795x2038, Drifters_by_ChronoTata.jpg) >>18601213 Welcome to the club.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:59 No.18601367 >>18601351 Diamonds always win.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)20:59 No.18601369 >>18601351 Guys. We're a pilot. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdSj0_Fd4ds The entire chart should just be filled with MC.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:00 No.18601381 >>18601351 Bang on, I'd say. good work on the conciliatory side.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:00 No.18601384 >>18601339 You mean "von Richthofen", right?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:00 No.18601385 >>18601351 Get out of here Karkat

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/06/12(Fri)21:01 No.18601396

>>18601213

"... what?"

Luke's cigar glows in the dark as he inhales through it slowly.

"I wasn't meant to live," he says quietly. "Men who fly like me? Fangs out and hair afire? We weren't meant to live." He sighs the smoke out of his mouth, looking up at the brilliant starscape. WIth the mainland on the other side of the castle, and every village blacked out against Martian bombing raids, the Milky Way's incredible radiance blazes through the night unhindered.

"Manfred, the great tactician," Luke muses. "Bullet creases his skull, he goes funny, and a Canuck whacks 'im after he goes funny. Or maybe it was an Aussie machine-gun crew. Who knows? Let'm argue. He's dead as shit either way." He taps his hand on his leg idly. "But Lothar, now, he lives. Even though he's crazy as a shithouse rat and fights like a honey badger on an opium high, he lives."

You glance sideways at Luke as he drags on his cigar again, and the glimpse of his face in the emberlight sends a chill through your core.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:03 No.18601413 >>18601396 HE'S A ZOMBIE!

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:04 No.18601422 File: 1333760647.png-(19 KB, 350x400, 235838725.png) >>18601385 Nope. Having fun.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:04 No.18601427 >>18601396 No Luke, you are the Aliums.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:04 No.18601428 >>18601396 We should drink more.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:05 No.18601438 >>18601396 Something tells em the appropriate response is something along the lines of. "It's simple Luke; You're such a ugly bastard those bastards couldn't shoot straight."

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:05 No.18601441 >>18601396 "You know what the best way to get your mind off this?" >Wait for him to respond. "It's to get shitfaced good and get into a good fight, then get even more shitfaced." >Take swig from canteen, roll for initiative. >Manfight in the moonlight

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:05 No.18601444 File: 1333760735.jpg-(35 KB, 338x450, idgafswq.jpg) >>18601396 >men who fly like me? fangs out and hair afire? whelp, that describes MC too...time for REVELATIONS

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:05 No.18601448 >>18601396 "You know, I recently discovered a great cure for that sort of melancholy. She's probably in bed by now, though, so maybe catch her tomorrow."

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:05 No.18601449 >>18601351 Diamond will outlast hearts, clovers, and even spades.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:05 No.18601450 >>18601396 "Well i wouldn't wanna look at your ugly litso long enough to get a clear shot either, soooo..."

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:07 No.18601467 >>18601449 Why don't you take that logic to Vegas? They'll love you there!

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:07 No.18601469 File: 1333760861.png-(214 KB, 478x339, LiquidMobile.png) >>18601396 Liquid!

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:08 No.18601476 File: 1333760901.png-(40 KB, 350x400, auspswq.png) >>18601449 Hear Hear. and for those wondering wtf this crap is, don't worry, it's even stupider than it looks: http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Troll_Relationships

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:09 No.18601491 >>18601448 Yes, let's introduce him to Sanya!

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:10 No.18601501 >>18601448 >>18601491 Yes. We should see about bottling her moe. It'd make a killing in this war.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:10 No.18601503 >>18601491 We are not exposing Sanya to that. NO.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:10 No.18601506 >>18601448 We're passing her around like a joint...

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:11 No.18601514 File: 1333761088.png-(106 KB, 700x800, hateadlove.png) we can all get along.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/06/12(Fri)21:11 No.18601519
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>>18601396

"Or Udet," you say, the words slipping through your brain and out your mouth before you realize it.

Luke glances sideways at you, then back to the sky. "Or Udet," he agrees. "His squaddie said it. Bullets from the hand of god, I think it was?"

You nod.

"I saw mine," Luke says. "The bullet, I mean. Punched through the side of my machine, nearly creased my middle. Took off my belt buckle as it went past." He rolls the cigar around in his mouth again. "Had plenty of bullets pass through my machine, but that one..."

"Pure. Dumb. Luck," you say with conviction. The beginning of your Pilots Spiel rises in your head, "live-fast-die-young-fate-is-the-hunter," and you-

"Bullshit," Luke breaths softly. "Total bullshit."

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:12 No.18601526 >>18601506 >>18601503 >>18601501 You're right, we should keep a panacea of that level to ourselves.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:13 No.18601533 >>18601519 Then what say you, old one?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:13 No.18601536 >>18601519 Well, shit. He's a bastard of a CO, but we shouldn't leave him hanging. "You drunk enough to believe anything right now, Luke?"

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:13 No.18601541 File: 1333761217.png-(288 KB, 762x531, mylord.png) >>18601519 And...here...we...go....

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:13 No.18601543 >>18601536 This

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:13 No.18601544 >>18601519 Well then, CLEARLY you have some sort of personal guardian Valkyrie looking after you

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:14 No.18601547 >>18601519 "Are you saying I can doge bullets?" "I'm saying when you're readying, you won't have to." We are the ONE.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:14 No.18601549 >>18601519 How old is Luke now? We should set him up with someone too. One more for the matchmaker list.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:15 No.18601562 >>18601549 Cupcakes. Oh god the shenanegans.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:15 No.18601563 >>18601549 Like 50 something

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:15 No.18601569 >>18601549 Late thirties, IIRC.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:15 No.18601570 >>18601549 what part of "witch harem" do you not understand?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:15 No.18601572 >>18601519 It is bullshit, I'd rather not die, none of us want to. But we have important things to protect and a burning need to fly. So we risk our life and tell ourself that live-fast die-young is how it has to be.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:16 No.18601576 >>18601549 >>18601563 >Inb4 Wilma Bishop

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:16 No.18601578 >>18601549 Does Lynette trend the same way as her sister, in this regard?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:16 No.18601579 >>18601563 lynnes sister.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:16 No.18601582 >>18601519 >Continue philosophical debate with Luke >Introduce more liquor >Drunken shenanigans that we won't remember

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:16 No.18601593 >>18601562 Let's run through our head the line of thought there. "Luke needs a broad" "Hey, let's pick him a witch" "Why don't we pick the gender swapped us? They'll be bickering like a married couple by the first three sentences."

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:17 No.18601595 >>18601519 Well, he's like Ian when he suspected about stuff. Should we do the same?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:17 No.18601603 >Go back and forth >Keep drinking >Suddenly Time skip 8 hours and we wake up in the infirmary again

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:17 No.18601606 >>18601593 Exactly.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:17 No.18601608 >>18601549 THE HELLCOW.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:18 No.18601620 Tell Luke about our own alium rocket-missile to the window experience. The one that stopped about an inch from our nose. That one.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:18 No.18601621 >>18601519 Definitely, there's pure dumb luck and there's what people like you and me pull off which is at a whole different level. Some people might call it magic.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:18 No.18601626 >>18601593 >Genderswapped us Oh fuck. Don't give him any strange ide- oh wait.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:18 No.18601627 While on the subject of Bullshit luck. Lets bring up that Martian rocket that got stuck in our windshield.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:18 No.18601628 >>18601620 Yes; that's a good example.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:18 No.18601631 Shit of the bull indeed Luke. GNOME DISCUSSION TIME.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:19 No.18601638 >>18601593 Sounds good. It'll get his mind off of this shit at least.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:20 No.18601652 Time to start singing the US Air Force Song.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:22 No.18601678 >>18601626 Which one, Cupcake, or Robin?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:22 No.18601679 File: 1333761766.jpg-(129 KB, 500x354, 2877219390_5387766709.jpg) >>18601593 Oh wow. Now we're Yente the matchmaker.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/06/12(Fri)21:23 No.18601683
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>>18601519

"How the fuck would you know?" you snort.

"Didn't feel lucky," Luke says simply. "Didn't feel spared. Just stared at that hole and felt smug. Like I'd just bested somebody. Skill, not chance."

"Feels? Oh boy, just what I need, another faggot going on about *feels,*" you mutter. "This sounds just like more psychobabble bullshit."

"Yeah, like you don't have instincts," Luke snorts. You think of how the hair stands up on the back of your neck when you sense enemies, how you can simply *feel* them, and you sigh.

"Whatever," you say. "What's your point?"

Luke waits till you've got the bottom of his flask tipped nice'n'high, and leans sideways towards you.

"Yer a wizard, buddy."

You jump so hard you almost swallow the fucking flask.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:23 No.18601687 >>18601652 We should do this, because the song is awesome.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:24 No.18601694 >>18601683 PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:24 No.18601699 >>18601683 Oh fuck.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:24 No.18601700 >>18601683 Prove it bitch

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/06/12(Fri)21:24 No.18601701 >>18601683 "Likewise. Can we stop keeping secrets now?"

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:24 No.18601702 >>18601683 PUNCH. PUNCH.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:24 No.18601704 >>18601694 Do it

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:24 No.18601708 >>18601683 thats gnome to you. then slap him.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:24 No.18601710 >>18601683 Well.... He didn't call us a gnome...

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:24 No.18601713 >>18601683 First, punch him on the mouth. Second, explain that the technical term is gnome, and no, Luke, you are the gnomes.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:25 No.18601715 >>18601683 There is only one possible outcome.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:25 No.18601716 >>18601683 Wlep, time to punch him.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:25 No.18601717 Why are we surprised?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:25 No.18601719 >>18601683 "Just so you know, I'm not surprised about that. I'm trying to figure out how it took you this long to figure it out."

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:25 No.18601722 >>18601713 This here.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:25 No.18601727 >>18601683 Punch or this: >>18601719

>>	Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 04/06/12(Fri)21:25 No.18601728 >>18601683 THE TIME HAS COME. (To punch him in the face)

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:26 No.18601731 >>18601683 Time make good on that promise.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:26 No.18601733 >>18601683 "Yeah, and?"

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:26 No.18601737 >>18601683 execute fist to the face

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:26 No.18601739 >>18601683 Took you long enough pig fucker. The term is Gnome, I'm one, you're one, so are Sean and Ian. Punch him.

>>	Starshadow 04/06/12(Fri)21:26 No.18601740 GNOME COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:26 No.18601742 Punch him in the face! >inb4 he punches us first

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:27 No.18601744 GNOME BROTHER LUKE, THANK YOU FOR TELLING US WHAT WE ALREADY KNOW.

>>	Starshadow 04/06/12(Fri)21:27 No.18601746 >>18601742 CROSS COUNTER

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:27 No.18601748 >>18601683 >STRIKE WITCHES: ADULT CONVERSATIONS Yeah, it's time to punch him in the face.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:27 No.18601753 >Frank is going to kick our ass

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:28 No.18601755 Smalltime.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:28 No.18601759 File: 1333762106.jpg-(28 KB, 800x800, What_kind_of_heresy_is_this.jpg) >>18601683 Oh really?

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/06/12(Fri)21:28 No.18601763
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>>18601683

You collapse against the castle wall, coughing and retching. The moonshine in this flask is way, way too fucking strong to swallow in the quantity you just did. You sputter for a minute, hoping you won't die.

Luke is chuckling quietly. "Ah, that never gets old."

"How did you fucking know?" you demand when you get your wind back. You'd like to punch the fucker, but you doubt you've got the wind for it.

"I just told you, fuckwit," Luke retorts. "Besides, I'm older and wiser. Real question is, how did YOU find out? You hump it out of the ladies or are you really smarter then you look?

>If by "hump" you mean "extracted with a half-ton and a tow-chain, yeah.
>You could say a little gnome told me...

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:29 No.18601765 >>18601683 PUNCH

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:29 No.18601767 >>18601683 PUCH! PUCNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH! WE CAN PUNCH FOR THAT NOW! HA!

Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:29 No.18601776

DOES EVERYBODY KNOW BUT US?

IS THERE A SECRET HANDSHAKE OR SOMETHING?

I'm seeing the witches being all happy that they've suppressed male magic all this time, then suddenly The Brotherhood steps out and goes "lol about that, half the armed forces are aware of it and half of that are wizards themselves."

And the witches are just shocked.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:30 No.18601778 >>18601763 a little gnome told me

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:30 No.18601779 >>18601763 REAL NICE ASSWIPE REAL FUCKING NEATO

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/06/12(Fri)21:30 No.18601780 >>18601763 fucking Hans von Gnomen

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:30 No.18601781 >>18601763 >you could say a little gnome told me

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:30 No.18601782 >>18601763 It was all gnomes. It was them

>>	Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 04/06/12(Fri)21:30 No.18601783 >>18601763 GNOME. GNOMEGNOMEGNOMEGNOMEGNOMEGNOME

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:30 No.18601785 >>18601763 "A little gnome told me." Truth, and it says nothing. Perfect.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/06/12(Fri)21:30 No.18601787 >>18601763 Someone figured it out. I won't want to say who.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:30 No.18601789 >>18601713 We have to do this. And once we have explained that he is Gnome, we have to explain everything we know about Gnome.

Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:30 No.18601790

>>18601683
Why would we jump at that? So one more person knows. Big whoop. We know. He knows. We know he knows. He probably knows we know. Minna probably knows he knows. He probably knows she knows. Everyone pretty much knows that we know they know that Minna and Luke know we know he knows they know we know.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:30 No.18601794 >>18601763 >Little gnome

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:30 No.18601795 File: 1333762257.jpg-(342 KB, 744x1052, minnatrude.jpg) >>18601763 i think letting luke in on all the batshit insanity that has been going on in this castle might actually do us some good, or at least get us some good ole trolling >tell him about the ladies

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:31 No.18601796 >>18601763 You could say a little gnome told me.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:31 No.18601798 >>18601780 Of course you've read Panzer Commander.

Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:31 No.18601799

>>18601776
To be fair, we've been inundated in sparkles lately, and forced into more "unsurvivable" scraps in the last week than most pilots see in their lives.

He's probably had the hunch for a long time.
And hell, remember his specialty? Suicidal balloon-busting. I could see Luke being prescient.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:31 No.18601800 >>18601683 Yeah, already knew that. Already talked to Wilcke and Sakamoto about it. So how'd long it take you to figure it out yourself, cause I'm pretty sure I figured it out faster than you did.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:31 No.18601804 >>18601763 Punch

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:31 No.18601808 >>18601763 ""Because you told me just now, fellow gnome faggot." For the first time iin his life, Frank Luke wished that machinegun bullet actually caught him in the chest, rather than miss him. And then he took a knuckle sandwich to the face.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:32 No.18601812 >>18601763 Observation, deduction and plain extortion.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:32 No.18601813 Speak muse, of the wrath of Conrad, gnome of clocks, and of the pain he brought upon the Immelman.

>>	Inquisitorial Librarian 04/06/12(Fri)21:33 No.18601828 File: 1333762422.png-(1.15 MB, 800x589, Front Towards Enemy.png) >>18601763 >Both. A little gnome told me. Then If by "hump" you mean "extracted with a half-ton and a tow-chain, yeah. Both is always a viable choice.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:33 No.18601829 >>18601763 "These ladies? You mean the ones in on a millenia long conspiracy with the ancient sisterhood to suppress male magic? They weren't exactly forthcoming, no."

>>	Starshadow 04/06/12(Fri)21:36 No.18601845 >>18601763 You could say I cleaned some clocks...

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:36 No.18601848 >>18601763 Might as well mention the old man told us. East church is probably a smoldering crater by now so there shouldn't be any consequences.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:36 No.18601849 >>18601763 A little gnome told us.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:36 No.18601851 File: 1333762598.gif-(944 KB, 500x236, Eyesonyou.gif) >>18601829 The conspiracy fags are back too! IT"S LIKE I'M BACK IN DECEMBER!!!

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:37 No.18601862 >>18601851 minna confessed that there is in fact a conspiracy. we were sight, deal with it nrd.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:37 No.18601864 >>18601851 What? PF confirmed that stuff.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:39 No.18601879 >>18601851 The only thing they got wrong was the witches doing their own dirty work. Instead, they get the local government to "deal with" particularly loud/nosey gnomes.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:40 No.18601895 >>18601879 You make it sound like they were murdered. They just discredited them.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:41 No.18601903 We might as well accuse him of deliberately putting our crew in the same plane, while we're at it.

Starshadow 04/06/12(Fri)21:41 No.18601907

>>18601879
What no? The conspiracy was just silence. If they recognized a gnome they wouldn't say anything to him. Remember what Conrad said? Once you realize you don't have any limits, what you can accomplish with magic is greatly expanded.

That's why we guilt tripped Minna and Saka into a hole. The status quo would have them say nothing, even if the info could keep us alive. And we were risking our lives on a daily basis for them.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:41 No.18601909 >>18601879 And now it seems that the governments were more likely taking them to secret facilities and learning about male magic. COUNTER-CONSPIRACY!

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:42 No.18601913 >>18601828 Both choices are best choices.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:42 No.18601917 >>18601879 >>18601895 Sorry for my poor memory, but did we ever get a reason WHY this happened?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:43 No.18601927 >>18601917 Women in SWQ-verse had a much less shitty time of it throughout human history because they had obvious, overt magic. Making the population think it was limited to them gave them leverage.

Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:43 No.18601932

>>18601895
They might have been. Fact is, we don't know what happened to them. PF got bored or whatever with the info dump and didn't elaborate.

>>18601907
It was specifically mentioned that the witches used their political leverage to get the government to help them out with any problems.
Which is why >>18601909 is so funny.

Not that it matters too much. Even Minna, with her special training, probably wouldn't have been told all the details. She's too young.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/06/12(Fri)21:44 No.18601934 >>18601917 So women wouldn't get oppressed. And because kings liked to have Witches on their side.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:44 No.18601938 >>18601917 something like preserving the "status quo" of this world. witch powers have given women many more rights than they had in real history

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/06/12(Fri)21:47 No.18601967
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"Did EVERY-FUCKING-BODY know but me!?" you snarl, flinging the flask at Luke, who ducks it smoothly. "Is there a secret handshake? Do I mail the cereal company for my fucking DECODER RING? FUCK!"

Luke sniggers, clearly amused.

"As for the WITCHES," you grump, "you couldn't get it out of 'em with a fucking deuce-and-a-half and a steel tow-chain."

"Hence the humping," Luke points out.

You roll your eyes. "Actually I... walked in on them in my underwear, then threatened them at gunpoint."

Luke snorts. "Yeah, really fucking cute."

You look at him levelly.

Luke sucks in air through his cigar. "Seriously?"

"Seriously."

"You are one crazy fuck, you know that?"

"Says Frank Luke, Balloon Buster?"

"Yeah, when I say it, sit up and pay attention," he mutters. "So how DID you cotton to it? Most guys repress it with the force of four hurricanes, 'fraid they'll get deskjobbed by the brass covering their political asses."

"They didn't do that in your day, so what 'bout you?"

"Me?" Luke rolls his cigar around, and looks back at the sky. "By the time I figured it, nobody was left alive in my unit that'd understand it."

Sobered by that little bon mott, you sigh and join him in his contemplation. "Well... guess you could say a little gnome told me," you say - completely truthful, but revealing nothing.

Somebody taps you on the shoulder. You turn to look, and Conrad punches you in the fucking face.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:48 No.18601970 File: 1333763284.jpg-(76 KB, 1008x403, whatIwatchedtemplate SWQ.jpg) AH FUCK YEAH

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/06/12(Fri)21:48 No.18601975 >>18601967 Oh, there you are. planefag i heart you

Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:48 No.18601983

>>18601927
>>18601934
>>18601938
I've been thinking about that, and I'm not sure it makes sense.
The witches have been pivotal in battles throughout history. Male magic is predominantly subtler stuff that doesn't have as significant an impact, and the witches know this.
It's not like male magic could ever replace female magic substantively. Even if everyone knew, witches would still be extremely important. They simply wouldn't lose that much by magic being unisex.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:48 No.18601984 File: 1333763335.gif-(349 KB, 135x101, 1318024742315.gif) >>18601967

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:49 No.18601987 File: 1333763344.png-(26 KB, 187x292, 1321680211376.png) >>18601967 ...WHAT

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:49 No.18601993 File: 1333763371.png-(34 KB, 199x200, 1329017940122.png) >>18601967 >Somebody taps you on the shoulder. You turn to look, and Conrad punches you in the fucking face.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:49 No.18601995 >>18601967 FUCK YEAH

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:49 No.18601996 >>18601967 FUCKING CONRAD. What's his problem now?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:49 No.18601999 File: 1333763382.jpg-(70 KB, 500x333, 1331599995064.jpg) >>18601967 I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!

>>	Starshadow 04/06/12(Fri)21:50 No.18602007 File: 1333763427.jpg-(114 KB, 472x577, 1264378621042.jpg) >>18601967 BOOM SHAKALAKA

Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:51 No.18602017

>>18601983
Think legendary figures.

Men who hold off entire armies with just the sword in their hand.
Guys who can put an arrow between your eyes from a mile away. Regularly.
Leaders who know just when and where to move their men.

It's subtle and not flashy, but by no means is it weak.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:51 No.18602018 >>18601967 How the hell did he sneak pass the martian invasion force? Isn't Eastchurch on the coast where the invasion took place?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:51 No.18602025 >>18601967 >"Me?" Luke rolls his cigar around, and looks back at the sky. "By the time I figured it, nobody was left alive in my unit that'd understand it." HELLS YES!

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/06/12(Fri)21:51 No.18602027 File: 1333763518.jpg-(1.47 MB, 2816x2112, 1332453018514.jpg) >>18601999 It feels like I am driving a Grant

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:52 No.18602028 >>18601967 MY SIDES!!! >Punch him back!

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:52 No.18602033 >>18602018 He's fucking Conrad, that's how.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:52 No.18602037 File: 1333763555.png-(8 KB, 377x349, 1315609557116.png) wat

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:53 No.18602043 >>18601967 OH MY SIDES. FAP ANGEL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:53 No.18602047 File: 1333763617.gif-(1 MB, 350x191, 1324358568150.gif) >>18601967

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:53 No.18602050 >>18601967 Someone call for a manfight? SOMEONE CALLED FOR A MANFIGHT. PUNCH HIM RIGHT BACK. GIVE NO QUARTER, FIGHT UNTIL DAWN. >Become awesome buddies after we thoroughly kick each others' asses, then get shitfaced together with Luke.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:53 No.18602051 I swear to fuck if Conrad is one too... I just give up. Everybody is magic.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:54 No.18602054 >>18602017 But that sort of big stuff seems fairly rare, whereas even relatively weak witches can still have a huge influence on things. And even if not, it still seems flimsy.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:54 No.18602059 Wait what? How does watchmaker into base? Is command actually trying to set up legit gnome training or something?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:54 No.18602062 File: 1333763674.gif-(1.6 MB, 350x197, 1307581846940.gif) >>18602051

>>	Inquisitorial Librarian 04/06/12(Fri)21:56 No.18602078 File: 1333763765.gif-(1.46 MB, 301x250, I'm okay with this popcorn.gif) >>18601967 >>18601967 Next up, we're going to have Robin bouncing MC demanding to know what's up.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:56 No.18602079 File: 1333763772.jpg-(102 KB, 1130x608, gnomedifferenceswq.jpg) >>18601967 FAP ANGELLLLLLLLLLLL!

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:56 No.18602085 >>18602017 >>18602054 Either way, it certainly shouldn't be continued any longer. Once we get all the witches wearing pants, we need to out the not-so-secret secret once and for all.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:57 No.18602087 >>18602078 Oh, she'd be useful right now. She could punch the old man for us.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:57 No.18602091 >>18602078 >implying Conrad isn't here to try and fuck Robin KILL THAT BASTARD NOW

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:58 No.18602093 >>18602051 I think you need to go back to the archives. You've got some rereading to do.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:58 No.18602096 File: 1333763890.jpg-(498 KB, 1393x1230, 1327382283494.jpg) >>18602059 A Training squadron? In WW2, they would ship back ace pilots from the front lines to run those. FUUUUUUUUUCK

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:58 No.18602097 >>18602054 Witches are only as relevant as they are because of strikers. Gnomes make the best of whatever their affinity is, imagine how much better things would be if there was technology built to actually harness that.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:58 No.18602107 File: 1333763929.jpg-(138 KB, 458x357, my sides.jpg) >>18601967

Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:58 No.18602108

>>18602085
If we did that we'd get locked down by other witch groups.

So far it seems the people who know have either figured out themselves, or had another gnome tell them.

It's still hush-hush, and if we blow it open we're gonna get disappeared. Minna probably broke a serious rule telling us.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)21:59 No.18602117 File: 1333763969.png-(278 KB, 512x615, 1333063043812.png) From the IRC (#swq on rizon.net). We need to get these girls out of their uniforms, I think.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/06/12(Fri)22:00 No.18602129
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You blink as the reality of the situation moves through booze-adled nerves.

"FUCK. DUMB. PILOT!" Conrad rages at you as you look up at him from the ground "OF ALL WORDS NEVER TO SAY, YOU SAY THE WORD! YOU HAD TO FUCKING SAY IT!"

You stagger upright, rubbing your jaw.

"Fuck-dumb! Fuck-DUMB! Even Immelman, he scream this shit at me as he taxis out, not to my fucking face!"

You open your mouth.

"And he was smart enough to jam my revolver! But you not so smart because you're fucking AMERICAN COWBOY!"

American cowboy?

WHELP.

You draw back your fist and drive a mighty pile-driver at Conrad, powered by your righteous Bald-Eagle wrath. It whistles past the old man's ear, and then he slams a quarter-inch ratchet driver into your balls.

You wheeze for breath at Conrad's feet as he stands over you waving the weapon.

"WHO IS GNOME NOW? FUCK DUMB? WHO IS GNOME!?"

Wheezing, you bring your hands up and grasp weakly at Conrad's shoes.

"NO MERCY! NO SOFTNESS IN OLD HARD BASTARD'S HEART!" Conrad snorts. "GIVE UP!"

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:00 No.18602133 File: 1333764032.jpg-(92 KB, 1308x866, 1331377510850.jpg) >>18602117 I'll say

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:00 No.18602135 >>18602108 Well, except that the military seems to have caught on pretty well. Besides: first, let em fucking try. Second, we're a war hero.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:00 No.18602136 File: 1333764041.png-(4 KB, 210x229, 1321772442803.png) >>18602117 Trudie~

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:01 No.18602141 >>18602129 SLAM HEAD INTO HIS GUT AND FLAPJACK HIM

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:01 No.18602144 File: 1333764084.jpg-(62 KB, 382x555, foreveragnome.jpg) >>18602129 GNOMEFIGHT!

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:01 No.18602145 This is retarded, sorry. Of all the characters who should have been forgotten...

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:01 No.18602146 >>18602117 Except Karlsbader Oblatski. She looks great in her uniform.

>>	Starshadow 04/06/12(Fri)22:01 No.18602150 >>18602117 BANF One of these days we need to dress up as dapper gentlemen.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:02 No.18602156 File: 1333764126.gif-(721 KB, 446x251, Whatswrongwithyou.gif) >>18602145 You must be new here.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:02 No.18602158 File: 1333764138.jpg-(134 KB, 800x800, 1332012473559.jpg) >>18602129 >and then he slams a quarter-inch ratchet driver into your balls

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:02 No.18602161 >>18602117 lovely now, >>18602129 kick his old ass

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:02 No.18602164 >>18602129 IT BEGINS

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:03 No.18602171 >>18602129 "NEVER!" >Gnaw at his ankles, assuming we've the strength left. Don't forget the one-liner about people sneaking up on us today.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:03 No.18602172 >Take a breath "Alright you old crotchet-GNOMEGNOMEGNOMEGNOMEGNOMEGNOMEGNOMEGNOMEGNOMEGNOMEGNOMEGNOMEGNOMEGNOMEGNOMEGNOMEGNOMEGNOMEG NOMEGNOMEGNOMEGNOMEGNOMEGNOME"

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:03 No.18602173 >>18602156 No kidding. This shit has been jumping sharks like it's going out of style.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/06/12(Fri)22:03 No.18602175 Man, Conrad is a jerk.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:04 No.18602181 File: 1333764271.png-(215 KB, 2658x2298, 1311485684128.png) >>18602129 This is definitely not MC's night. Also, GNOME FIGHT!

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:04 No.18602188 Grab his shoes, then pull back and up. Then spread his legs and introduce his balls to our boot.

>>	Starshadow 04/06/12(Fri)22:05 No.18602194 >>18602181 We caused the Aliums to bounce themselves. TWICE. This is just bounce karma evening things out.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:06 No.18602205 >>18602173 Hey, when you jump enough sharks, it becomes your thing and you get popular again.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:06 No.18602206 Known Gnomes: That clockmaker dude. MC. Ian. Sean. Luke. Conrad. Am I missing anyone? At this rate we're going to have a wizard for each witch.

drawfag 04/06/12(Fri)22:06 No.18602208
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>>18601967

Always with the punching. Seriously, that is the new hello around here.

Anyway, I am apparently a scoundrel and a liar since I don't think I will be able to finish this tonight. Since you guys have a knack for telling me what I am messing up, I am going to post a WIP.

I will start back up on it when my blood sugar levels are not sitting at 0. AKA After I eat dinner.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:06 No.18602211 >>18602194 great. bounce-karma is starting to come and bite us in the ass

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:07 No.18602215 >>18602129 NO SURRENDER! And yet, I'm afraid of this old guy breaking his hip.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:07 No.18602218 >>18602206 Conrad is that clockmaker dude, mate.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:07 No.18602220 >>18602208 It's a damn good base, I don't see any problems so far.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:07 No.18602223 >>18602129 MC is such a little bitch, always gettng hs ass handed to him

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:07 No.18602224 >>18602206 ...Conrad IS the watchmaker. >>18602208 Something about her smile is a little off. Maybe too much curve to it?

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/06/12(Fri)22:07 No.18602229 >>18602208 That is awesome...but wasn't Sanya wrapped up in our flight jacket at the time?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:08 No.18602230 File: 1333764480.jpg-(132 KB, 638x480, mass.jpg) >>18602173 pic related, its all the sharks.

>>	Starshadow 04/06/12(Fri)22:08 No.18602237 >>18602208 That is quite the evil overlord smirk!

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:08 No.18602239 >>18602229 He hasn't gotten to that. Sanya should have hands too you know.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:08 No.18602241 >>18602218 The clockmaker dude who's office we went into and stopped all the clocks? This is Conrad, who's infamous for shooting pilots who've bailed out?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:09 No.18602246 >>18602206 Conrad IS the clockmaker dude. Unless your talking about Conrad's master, who is most likely dead considering how old he was in Conrad's flashback.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:09 No.18602249 >>18602208 other than the smiles (both seem a little...off, but i'm no artist) everything looks awesome also, i didnt get to save the TOUCHDOWN THURMAN THOMAS pic. can someone post it?

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/06/12(Fri)22:09 No.18602250
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>>18602129

You claw your way up the castle's outer wall, favoring your poor bruised ballsack. Conrad didn't go full force on them - just enough to keep you from trying to punch his face in without throwing up afterwards, for a few minutes at least. You have the horrible feeling that Conrad had some practice with the judicial application of testicular trauma.

"Conrad here told me all about your little chat," Luke says amicably as you wheeze for air. "He shows up on base a few days ago and starts fixing things and punching pilots. After Marv got transfer orders here, we really needed him, too."

"... here?"

"No, Eastchurch," Luke says. "He lives in town, remember?"

You cut your eyes at Conrad, who's tapping the ratchet against his leg.

"Martians," Conrad says simply. "England is my home, now. And now they are too close."

"How close?"

"Twenty miles, at best," Luke says. "Nobody's sure, the front line has broken up into all sorts of nasty shit. We're cycling crews now; we fly 'em on ground-attack during the day and night-intercept after dark." He sighs. "Thing are really close. They're talking about pulling back to RAF West Malling."

West Malling is another big night-fighter base significantly further inland then Eastchurch.

"What about London?" you ask.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:09 No.18602252 >>18602229 Point.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:09 No.18602254 File: 1333764575.jpg-(21 KB, 333x414, 1272868105409.jpg) >>18602241

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:09 No.18602255 >>18602241 That's ConWAY.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:10 No.18602260 >>18602208 daaaaawwww

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:10 No.18602262 >>18602241 That's CALDWELL. I doubt an Australian pilot from the WW2 era would be recalling personal experiences with Immelmann.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:10 No.18602264 File: 1333764636.jpg-(1.06 MB, 3000x2107, 1333167534468.jpg) >>18602249

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:11 No.18602273 >>18602264 thanks

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:11 No.18602278 >>18602262 Caldwell, right. My bad. Maybe Conrad would be able to teach us a few things about our gnomyness.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:12 No.18602283 File: 1333764747.jpg-(1.01 MB, 3000x2107, swq touchdown thurman thomas.jpg) >>18602249 and no text

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:12 No.18602288 >>18602241 Caldwell is the guy who shoots pilots who bail.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:13 No.18602295 I wonder if Erica learned her ballcrushing techniques from Conrad.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:13 No.18602296 >>18602283 thanks again

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:13 No.18602297 >>18602264 Fucking perfect. Good job cleaning up the nose. I've noticed that most of your noses have huge, flary nostrils, and it's really weird to look at compared to the anime where noses are barely a squiggly line.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:13 No.18602307 File: 1333764839.jpg-(168 KB, 882x705, 131225771198.jpg) >>18602250

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:14 No.18602310 >>18602283 I really like your dramatic shading.

Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:15 No.18602319

>>18602295
"Alright my pupil, you've done very well on those stress balls. I consider your teaching finished."

"Alright! So do I get a diploma?"

"No. Now, you test your skills on the master!" *He drops his pants*

"Do... do I have to?"

"YES YOU HAVE TO!"

*scene deleted*

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:15 No.18602328 >>18602250 So, Luke already knew, he was just deliberately setting us up for the BOUNCE. He must pay. Not tonight... but some day, when he least expects it.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:16 No.18602335 File: 1333764983.jpg-(126 KB, 452x308, 1284427066997.jpg) >>18602319 AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:16 No.18602339 >>18602328 we had guessed at this, but him putting us with the sparkle-brigade makes even more sense now

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:17 No.18602349 >>18602328 Replace his whiskey with grape juice or some suitably girly drink. I'm sure one of the witches has something.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:17 No.18602354 >>18602339 We're gonna need some time alone to figure this all out.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:17 No.18602357 >>18602339 Well, I was referring to him setting us up to be punched by Conrad... but that, too.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:17 No.18602358 >>18602339 Now that I think of it like that, is it possible that Luke is the mastermind here, and he's gathering as many gnomes as he can find to create a gnome unit, or somehow supplement the witches?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:18 No.18602360 >>18602349 I think we can find something more diabolical than that.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:18 No.18602369 >>18602349 Prosecco.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:18 No.18602372 >>18602349 Strawberry milk.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:19 No.18602381 File: 1333765174.gif-(760 KB, 259x214, 1327362184061.gif) >>18602319

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/06/12(Fri)22:20 No.18602386
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>>18602250

"The forces that bogged down against the GHQ divisional line are proper fucked," Luke tells you. "They're either digging in or pulling back. Pretty haphazard, like there's no plan. They really don't like recon trying to figure it, either. Some guy in an F-6B almost got his ass shot off the other day. Had six-odd Firebees chasing him.

"Chasing a Run-stang?" you say.

"Ayup. They REALLY don't want us seeing their shit," Luke confirms.

"What about that pocket, the one the freighter brought?"

"They moved away from London, into the countryside," Luke tells you. "They're a real tough nut to crack, too, so Command plans to let 'em wither on the vine. They keep on getting aerial resupply, though, so I guess the little green men haven't given up on 'em just yet."

"Speaking of," you mutter. "What about those transports, earlier tonight?"

"Beaus from West Malling took a swipe at 'em," Luke tells you. "Twenty-ninth squadron."

"How'd they do?"

He sighs. "Bout as well as anybody else, Witches included. Knocked down several, but they just crash-landed in East Anglia, behind Martian lines. The rest flew on to the pocket. Their stuff is pretty goddamn durable, it can come down real hard and still be useful."

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:20 No.18602387 >>18602354 Figure what out? How to kick his ass?

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/06/12(Fri)22:20 No.18602394 >>18602386 Thank fuck for that.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 04/06/12(Fri)22:21 No.18602395 >>18602349 He just stole Trude's peppermint schnapps.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:22 No.18602409 >>18602386 We need a drink.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:23 No.18602410 >>18602386 once the aliums are on the ground, it really seems like they have a lack of strategic planning

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:23 No.18602415 >>18602386 This is exactly the sort of thing we need to do a better job of keeping up on. They'll probably do more of those sort of runs at night, so we need to be in top form.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:23 No.18602416 >>18602395 I'm pretty sure Trude drank all her schnapps after we got her sister back.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:24 No.18602433 >>18602386 What is it that they don't want us seeing, I wonder. It doesn't sound good, but I'm not sure what we could do about it other than try to keep them from resupplying.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:24 No.18602434 >>18602416 nah, she finished off a bunch of bourbon, and was hittin the schnapps when she came and made out with, and then cried on us. then she passed out

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 04/06/12(Fri)22:25 No.18602439 >>18602416 Bah, technicalities.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:25 No.18602447 >>18602415 More patrols with Sanya then, and the other night Witches.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/06/12(Fri)22:26 No.18602456

>>18602386

"Another stalemate, then," you groan.

Luke gives you a huge, shit-eating grin around his cigar and says nothing.

"... what? What's that grin for?"

"Not a god-damned thing," Luke says, still grinning.

You sigh, rubbing your balls. "Does this 'nothing' have anything to do with all the aces and witches being pulled in from all over the goddamned world?"

"Nope."

"So the massive concentration of talent on one island, in direct contradiction to all reason, sense, military doctrine and logic is just..."

"Magic~" Luke says, fluttering his fingers.

You grunt as you do the math. "In that case I think I need to talk to Sean, and sooner rather then later," you mutter. "We'll need his denying ass on the bandwagon when your 'nothing' goes down."

"And I must get back to wherk," Conrad says. "Fix more things broken by pilots who lie their ass off with forbidden words." He flips his hand at you dismissively, turns, and takes one step before tripping over his knotted-together shoelaces.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:26 No.18602461 >>18602447 I am perfectly fine with this...

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:26 No.18602467 File: 1333765615.jpg-(20 KB, 217x300, 07.jpg) >>18602395 She'll surely have some bottle of advocaat around.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:27 No.18602472 >>18602433 Maybe some kind of super-Tripod that they can't normally air-drop in one piece, so they have to build it locally?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:27 No.18602473 >>18602456 YES FUCK YOU CONRAD

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:27 No.18602474 >>18602456 "GNOME GNOME GNOME" Run like hell

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:27 No.18602477 File: 1333765658.gif-(27 KB, 120x89, 1327634321171.gif) >>18602456 >He flips his hand at you dismissively, turns, and takes one step before tripping over his knotted-together shoelaces.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:27 No.18602478 File: 1333765659.jpg-(84 KB, 904x528, yay.jpg) >>18602456 "What did you learn?"

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:27 No.18602482 File: 1333765672.gif-(954 KB, 400x300, 1327297139354.gif) >>18602456 WHO'S THE GNOME NOW, BITCH

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:27 No.18602485 File: 1333765677.gif-(1.9 MB, 450x301, 1327032624026.gif) >>18602456 Glorious.

>>	Starshadow 04/06/12(Fri)22:28 No.18602494 >before tripping over his knotted-together shoelaces. I FUCKING KNEW IT. I was THIS close to suggestion it when you mentioned grabbing his shoes. I thought MC was too drunk to pull it off. Planefag never dissapoints!

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:28 No.18602500 >>18602386 Would it be a good idea to hit the alium transmitters in France as soon as the witches regen mana?

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/06/12(Fri)22:28 No.18602501 >>18602456 Oh, MC. I like you. You take vengeance.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/06/12(Fri)22:29 No.18602512

>>18602456

"FHACK!" Conrad swears into the dirt as he face-plants, hard.

You pluck your sunglasses off your shirt-front pocket, and unfold the arms.

"Gnome country...."

- you don your aviators -

"for old men."

Then you go limping away, stumbling blindly in the dark, before Conrad can extract his feet and come murder your ass.

>Now what?
>SEAN, EMBRACE THE GNOME
>Other?
>For "other" I might pick an awesome suggestion and disregard vote numbers. MAKE ME PROUD

>>	Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 04/06/12(Fri)22:29 No.18602515 File: 1333765762.gif-(499 KB, 271x216, tumblr_lihx68YRsE1qgj6qoo1_400.gif) >>18602456 Don't fuck with a gnome.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:29 No.18602517 >>18602456 >ALL the magic people in one place >cue magical D-Day >Martians confused as all hell

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:29 No.18602521 File: 1333765785.jpg-(15 KB, 262x288, hudson1[1].jpg) >>He flips his hand at you dismissively, turns, and takes one step before tripping over his knotted-together shoelaces.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:29 No.18602525 >>18602512 YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:29 No.18602526 >>18602512 >SEAN, EMBRACE THE GNOME

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:29 No.18602527 >>18602456 VENGEANCE IS MINE!

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:30 No.18602529 >>18602456 Take THAT! Hah, how's it feel being upstaged by an American cowboy? To be said as we run away, of course.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:30 No.18602532 >>18602512 Sister time. So many things have been left unsaid and things are about to get real.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:30 No.18602534 >>18602512 I say we get Ian and bounce Sean with his gnomedom. We must make the mention at least once of him actually being a leprechaun.

Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:30 No.18602535

<@Demetrious> shit, my thread is sucking tonight
<+Israelfag> anyway yeah demetrious, the thread is up to par
[19:28] <+Israelfag> that is to say, completely excellent
[19:28] <@Demetrious> yeah
[19:28] <@Demetrious> nah
[19:29] <@Demetrious> we're gonna have to try this again
[19:29] <Dante41> ....
[19:29] <%MaulMachine> ...
[19:29] <@Demetrious> like, tomorrow night
[19:29] <%MaulMachine> w...what
[19:29] <Dante41> ....

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:30 No.18602537 >>18602512 Robin. find her, find out what the hell is going on, now that we're tipsy. or SEAN, EMBRACE THE GNOME

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:30 No.18602539 >>18602512 I can't really think of anything awesome, so let's go get Sean.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:30 No.18602540 >>18602512 >SEAN, EMBRACE THE GNOME

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:30 No.18602543 >>18602512 Now trude

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/06/12(Fri)22:31 No.18602547 >>18602512 Go tell Sean the truth. Make sure Sakamoto is present.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:31 No.18602549 File: 1333765875.png-(289 KB, 525x295, 1331686236376.png) I love you, Planefag.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:31 No.18602551 File: 1333765883.gif-(2.69 MB, 300x200, genius.gif) >>18602512 >Acquire wakeful witches, continue bounce-tutorship

Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:31 No.18602552

>>18602535
<@Demetrious> no, no, I'm going for a full thread tonight
<@Demetrious> AND ANOTHER ONE
<@Demetrious> TOMORROW NIGHT
<%MaulMachine> oh good
<%MaulMachine> oh hell yeah
<@Demetrious> TRY AND FUCKING STOP ME BITCH
<+Spiffy1> LOOK OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
<@Demetrious> I DARE YOU

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:31 No.18602554 >>18602512 >SEAN, EMBRACE THE GNOME We need more people denying what's really happening.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:31 No.18602557 >>18602547 Why the fuck should she be there? That's a terrible idea.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 04/06/12(Fri)22:31 No.18602558 >>18602512 >SEAN, EMBRACE THE GNOME SIDE While ready with a counter-punch.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:32 No.18602563 Who wants to play the planefag drinking game? everytime planefag posts take a drink (within reason of course).

>>	Major Airlift 04/06/12(Fri)22:32 No.18602571 >>18602512 >SEAN, EMBRACE THE GNOME Go kick the shit out of that gnome.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:32 No.18602573 >>18602512 Talk to Sean, and find out what he and Ian were doing yesterday (?) while we were asleep/raging.

Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:32 No.18602574

>>18602512

I think we should go get some drinks with Trude, its been a busy day, sister is now a combat witch, had the usual arguments with Minna, had adorable time with Sanya, got our balls smashed in by Conrad. We should round out the day with some solid drinking and advice on how to handle the whole Robin situation from her, as well as her having large well rounded, knowlege on that, stuff.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:33 No.18602589 >>18602512 >Get on Intercom >DRUNKEN SINGING

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:34 No.18602594 >>18602589 Aw shit this. Procure more drinks first though.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:34 No.18602599 >>18602574 Its actually like... Really early morning.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:34 No.18602602 >>18602574 changing my vote to this (im >>18602537) talk and drink with trude about little sisters and magicks. maybe do >>18602589 with her as well

Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:35 No.18602609

>>18602574
I'd support this after talking to Sean, since there might be some time pressures on that.
What we should really talk to Trude about is Chris, and why Trude isn't wholly responsible for her, etc. Hopefully the application of angry pilot logic to her situation will elucidate some of the difficulties we're facing with Robin.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:35 No.18602610 Get to Miyafuji. Have her heal our wounded balls.

>>	Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 04/06/12(Fri)22:35 No.18602613 >>18602589 No, I'll do you one better. We tell Sean he's a Gnome. Drunkenly. Over the PA. WE OUT EVERYONE AS GNOMES OR WITCHES. DRUNKENLY.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:36 No.18602623 >>18602613 What. No. >>18602610 "...This isn't what it looks like."

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:36 No.18602632 >>18602613 ...Oh dear god, NO NO NO NO NO. There is drunken antics and there is GETTING OUR ASSES IN SO MUCH TROUBLE OUR HEAD WILL SPIN OFF.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:36 No.18602634 >>18602613 This could be fun. Especially if it's followed up with drinking. We could do it on the way to >>18602609 >>18602574 We will have to explain what gnome mean over the air, though.

Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:36 No.18602635

>>18602563
A wise word.
I once failed a drinking game hard when I showed no modesty.
We were using Manowar and had to drink every time there was trveness in the lyrics.
And then the bottle of schnapps was empty.
I pissed against a lamp post in public and retched from a brigde.

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/06/12(Fri)22:36 No.18602636 >>18602610 reminds me of a story... http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?3uctjy05au343l5

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:36 No.18602639 >>18602610 "I had no idea it would take so much energy to heal that part of a man."

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:36 No.18602640 Since Ian is probably getting his brains fucked out by Perinne, I say we make Sean EMBRACE THE GNOME!

Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:37 No.18602643

[03:25] <artyfag> THEY BE STEALIN ME MAGIC CHARMS!
[03:26] <Israelfag> MUCKLE DAMRED CULT! 'AIR EH NAMBLIES BE KEEPIN' ME WEE MEN!?!?
[03:26] <%MaulMachine> !
[03:26] <%MaulMachine> yessss
[03:26] <Israelfag> it all makes sense
[03:27] <Israelfag> WE ARE OLD MAN HENDERSON'S LAWN GNOMES

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:37 No.18602650 >>18602574 This

Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:37 No.18602652

>>18602613
That... is about the worst thing that we could possible do.

And the second worst part is... you know this, and are deliberately tempting PF.

(The worst part being, that he will most likely take you up on the offer, since it pretty much meets the qualifications that he laid out for "other").

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:37 No.18602654 >>18602613 I like this idea. It get us into trouble, and that always fun.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:37 No.18602657 >>18602512 Impromptu drunken ice cream raid on a faggot Navy Carrier with Zucchini and Miyafuji dressed as Toga Claus.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:38 No.18602658 >>18602610 Doesn't she need direct contact to heal?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:38 No.18602659 >>18602635 with the frequency of planefag's posts, i don't think you'd hafta worry about that...but then again, he feeds on our tears, so he'd probably speed up posting to get us all hammered...and then laugh

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:38 No.18602664 >>18602632 But that's the fun part! I say go for it. We can just go get drunk afterward.

>>	Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 04/06/12(Fri)22:38 No.18602665 >>18602634 >>18602632 >>18602623 Fuck Operational Security. We just say it. To everyone. Nobody will know what the fuck we're talking about. But it gives us a great ice-breaker to discuss it later.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:38 No.18602666 >>18602613 oh god yes. LETS KICK OVER THIS ANTHILL

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:39 No.18602672 >>18602613 Let's not. If we do this we all get shipped off to 1940's Guantanamo bay. And then Minna cuts herself because she got the second person who likes her killed.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:39 No.18602679 >>18602665 How about FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:39 No.18602680 >>18602613 oh lord. Diego Garciaquest here we come. i thought MC had decided not to actively try and get himself killed

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:39 No.18602684 >>18602635 Thats what the within reason is for.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:40 No.18602685 >>18602672 No we fucking won't. They need all the MUs they can get for whatever's coming up, and practically everyone here already knows.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:40 No.18602693 >>18602657 >while dressed as

Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:41 No.18602698

>>18602685
"Everyone" is either one of the 4 people who are gnomes themselves, or a witch with a vested interest in keeping this quiet.

There's the entire ground crew, every witch who isn't in on the secret (probably everyone except Mio and Minna) and all the other pilots who've been brought in.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:41 No.18602700 >>18602685 with all the brass on this island, it would fuck us. let's not. singing is one thing, but doing that over the intercom is asking for a desk job or worse

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:42 No.18602708 >>18602512 Nah, let's just find Sean and make him embrace his gnomeness. Sooner we do so, sooner we have a fully gnomerational night fighter.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:44 No.18602738 >>18602708 Alium commander: "How could they be jamming us... if they didn't know we were coming?"

Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:44 No.18602739

>>18602698
Shirley's in on it too. Besides, all we'd be saying is something like "Hey Sean, you're a fucking gnome, dude. We're all magical sparkle cunts just like the witches. Gnomes, man. Gnomes."
the people who don't already know will just think we're drunk or crazy.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:45 No.18602746 We had the beach episode, right? Time for the episode where we all go sing karaoke. Violently.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:45 No.18602748 >>18602708 >Gnomes in every seat "Cloak engaged" "Maximum power" "Maximum speed"

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:45 No.18602756 >>18602738 Shirley's not in on it, she just suspects. Mio and Minna were the only two who actually worked it out and said we've got magic. Everyone else is either clueless or just suspicious.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:46 No.18602761 I'm going with find Sean, embrace the gnome, drown gnomes in alcohol, then drunken intercom singing with Sean to wake up the base.

Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 04/06/12(Fri)22:46 No.18602765

>>18602700
>>18602698

Except that I said we tell Sean he's a "Gnome", and that all the pilots here are Gnomes or Witches.

I never said to elaborate past that stage. If planefag takes that and runs with it, and fucks us, then its because he wanted to fuck us anyway, and its his prerogative as Quest Author.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:46 No.18602772 >>18602748 Oh God. Gnome-powered mecha. We'd be the body, Ian the arms, Conrad can take the legs, and Sean will form the head!

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:47 No.18602777 >>18602756 What? She filed a god damn report on how we started Chuck's plane with magic. If she doesn't know she's braindead.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:47 No.18602784 >>18602765 This. We've got plot armor. Even Patton hasn't touched us.

Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:47 No.18602786

>>18602512
We make ourselves a Batman costume and find Robin, then our sibling comedy act tours the base bringing trolling to all and sundry.

Alternatively, find Robin and have her pretend that she's actually a mysteriously genderswapped MC, then see how many people we can fool into thinking we're the same person over the next day or two.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:47 No.18602787 >>18602765 There's plenty of non gnome pilots. The only gnomes we've got for certain are our crew and us, and Luke, and Conrad.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:48 No.18602788 >>18602772 Conrad can be our weapon, a giant wrench. "FORM BLAZING WRENCH!"

Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:48 No.18602798

>>18602765
if its anything more than "yer a GNOME, Sean!" i think its a stupid idea. if its just that, then okay. even better if we do it with a thick faux-scottish accent

i still say visit trude and drink while talking about sisters though. then maybe we can go drunk intercom-hijacking with her

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/06/12(Fri)22:49 No.18602811
File: 1333766985.png-(163 KB, 342x378, what is happening.png)

You go looking for Sean.

First you check the hangar, then the engineers quarters, then the liquor cabinet in the engineers quarters, then the basement, then all the basement rooms where the beer is stored (in quantities second only to potatoes. When you ask a passing MP, he just says something sour about Krauts.) Then you check his room in the dormitory wing, then you knock on doors and check all the Witches beds, and under them, for good measure.

You rub your head, confused. You've eliminated all the nesting places of the greater American Spotted Sean Rorke, and are running out of ideas.

Then it hits you. The gym. He's probably in there swinging kettlebells and grunting to himself like a hirsute red ape.

You go trekking towards the athletic facilities of the castle, such as they are. The halls stretch out before you, impossibly vast, and you plant one cheek against the wall to steady yourself.

Did you add something to that thermos of hot cocoa, earlier? You rather suspect you did. Should've remembered that before you accepted Luke's flask, but it was cold and the flask was oh so warm...

You round a corner too fast, and your rear end skids out. Tripping over your own feet, you manage to forward-flip into a sitting position just in time to see Sean on his back, bringing up his blade to fend off an attack by Sakamoto. Her katana whistles through the air at your crewman.

>WAT DO

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:50 No.18602820 >>18602811 Make popcorn

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:50 No.18602821 >>18602811 "Dibs on the gibbets!"

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:50 No.18602822 >>18602811 Watch

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:50 No.18602823 >>18602798 Nah. We tell Sean he's a Protestant first. Once we've fucked with him enough, THEN we tell him he's actually just a wizard.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:50 No.18602830 >>18602811 "FENCE HARDER I HEAR BANJOS"

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/06/12(Fri)22:51 No.18602832 >>18602811 Scream and point?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:51 No.18602833 >>18602811 Place bets on Sakamoto, realize you're alone.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:51 No.18602843 >>18602811 "Haha, I always knew you liked 'sword fighting' Sean." Make sure to take him aside before telling him. If he wants Sakamoto to know he can tell her himself.

>>	Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 04/06/12(Fri)22:52 No.18602847 >>18602811 "GNOME PRIDE! BEAT THAT WITCH!" I'm pretty sure MC is slightly shitfaced now.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:52 No.18602848 >>18602811 "That's right Sean, thrust your long, hard weapon into her!"

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:52 No.18602849 >>18602811 Eat some popcorn, at a critical moment when they're at a really critical moment, yell at Sean "YOU'RE A WIZARD SEAN! A FUCKING MAGICAL GNOME!"

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:52 No.18602851 Obviously we are interrupting a session of violent sex. Excuse ourselves and go back to the lounge.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/06/12(Fri)22:52 No.18602854 File: 1333767160.png-(3 KB, 212x166, 1327634081105.png) >>18602811 >Did you add something to that thermos of hot cocoa, earlier? You rather suspect you did. ...we...we gave Sanya a drink from that...did we just roofie Sanya?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:52 No.18602855 >>18602811 i think we should try and you know, not get vivisected here, so stay quiet and watch if they havent noticed us yet.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:52 No.18602858 >>18602811 Tell him if he doesn't harden up that guard, he won't be able to fend off Sakabro's advances. What?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:53 No.18602860 >>18602811 Yell to Sean that he's a goddamn sparkling gnome.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:53 No.18602861 File: 1333767186.png-(309 KB, 505x378, 1331687644586.png) >>18602811 >sour about Krauts

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:53 No.18602863 >640 posts About time for a new thread

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:53 No.18602864 >>18602512 We're gonna see Sean, troll him into riding Hellcow, and then we BOUNCE CONRAD. With Sean.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:53 No.18602866 >>18602811 Probably sword practicing. Eh, distract Sean and make him lose.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:53 No.18602867 >>18602854 Alcohol does not a roofie make.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:53 No.18602868 >>18602811 No Sakamoto! I know Sean is a worthless pile of excrement who probably should have been smothered in his sleep years ago, but it's not worth dirtying your blade on him!

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/06/12(Fri)22:53 No.18602869
File: 1333767202.jpg-(33 KB, 443x1064, bert.jpg)

>>18602823
>We tell Sean he's a Protestant first.

... okay, listen.

Flying a kamikaze mission into the teeth of a freighter converted into a Martian battleship was one thing.

Pissing off women who can throw I-beams around bare-handed is one thing.

But that, that is quite another.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:53 No.18602872 >>18602854 And I was listening to this completely by coincidence, too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=2bqx2wIQtKo

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:53 No.18602873 >>18602811 >Queue innuendo about swinging long hard objects at each other

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:53 No.18602874 >>18602811 We bet on Sean, of course.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:53 No.18602875 >>18602811 Tell Sean we paid his mom five bucks on the street corner because we heard wrong when she said she was a Protestant.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:53 No.18602876 >>18602811 Looks like somebody's already trying to convince him that he sparkles. "CRAZY IRISH, SEAN! CRAZY IRISH!"

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:53 No.18602879 They are flirting, with swords. Lets watch and see just how deep Seans gnome powers go, and see if there's any gossip to be had, it would be good to have something to counter Sakamotos constant calls of getting us to have sex with things.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:54 No.18602883 >>18602811 SHE KNOWS. SHE ALWAYS KNOWS. I say sit back and watch how this pans out.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:54 No.18602885 >>18602869 flying inverted snap-rolls with him in the backseat wasn't enough punishment for trying to butter up our sister

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:54 No.18602889 >>18602854 Well I guess Eila is getting "lucky" again, thanks to us ;_;

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:55 No.18602892 >>18602889 Stay calm. Didn't we add it to our cup, not to the thermos itself?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:55 No.18602898 >>18602811 "Come on you damn Mick! What's the matter, you can only use that sword to threaten unarmed friends? Having trouble with an opponent that can actually use a blade?"

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:55 No.18602900 >>18602811 Innuendo time. And ask Sakamoto if it's Sean she's fucking, or if she's just beating him up for Ian.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:55 No.18602901 >>18602854 Sanya is Russian, alcohol has no effect

>>	Major Airlift 04/06/12(Fri)22:55 No.18602906 >>18602854 That might explain why she suddenly started yelling...

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:56 No.18602909 >>18602869 HE HIT ON OUR SISTER WE BRING OUT THE BIG GUNS SHAMROCK HIM LIKE A HURRICANE

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:56 No.18602910 >>18602889 Nah, she can just hide in the flight jacket.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:56 No.18602917 >>18602889 Drunk, caffinated Sanya wearing our jacket? Eila may have met her match... As a matter of fact; I think we better go bail her out before she finds out how terrifying a Russian with minimum levels of caffine and alcohol in her system can be.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:56 No.18602918 >>18602811 in b4 longsword vs. katana .gif.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:57 No.18602922 >>18602811 Pull up a chair and make popcorn. It's the show of the season.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/06/12(Fri)22:57 No.18602924 File: 1333767445.png-(14 KB, 679x427, 1280806084569.png) >>18602889 >Sanya >adorable cossack >COSSACK >ALCOHOL >Eilia getting lucky

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:57 No.18602925 >>18602889 Either that or Sanya's worked up enough to complain about the groping.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:57 No.18602931 >point dramatically at Sakabroto "YOU STILL OWE ME 10 QUID. SEAN, KICK HER ASS."

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:57 No.18602932 File: 1333767469.gif-(1.55 MB, 310x191, 1329067070333.gif) >>18602918

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:58 No.18602937 >>18602924 DONT YOU DARE MOTHERFUCKER

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:58 No.18602942 File: 1333767509.jpg-(169 KB, 1140x1071, swq rape whistle.jpg) >>18602854 Might explain why she was shouting about fucking to Minna. ...we gave Sanya a roofie before she went to bed. With Eila. Pic probably related.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:58 No.18602945 File: 1333767519.jpg-(11 KB, 251x208, cut vs uncut.jpg) >>18602918

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:58 No.18602946 >>18602924 I don't know how to interpret this post.

>>	Major Airlift 04/06/12(Fri)22:58 No.18602948 >>18602931 But that fight ended in a draw. We should bet Sakamoto that Sean can kick her ass.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:58 No.18602950 >>18602937 i think he was implying that, if anything, Eila's the one in danger if Sanya was drinking our happycocoa

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)22:59 No.18602957 >>18602937 I think he means there's going to be a cascade of pops, a distant rumble, an explosion, and then Eila will fly out of a parapet, tumble to our feet in a broken heap, and drunk Sanya will cannonball through the wall after her screaming about beets.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:00 No.18602975 >>18600201 That feel when somebody actually remembered I asked that question.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/06/12(Fri)23:01 No.18602987 >>18602957 Get on this!

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:02 No.18602994 >>18602924 IT'S LIKE THE WINTER WAR ALL OVER AGAIN PREPARE YOUR KARELIAN ISTHMUS EILA, BECAUSE SANYA'S BUSTING THROUGH YOUR MANNERHEIM LINE

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:02 No.18603007 >>18602924 NOT ON OUR WATCH PLANEFAG. FORGET ABOUT SEAN, WE'VE GOT AN ADORABLE COSSACK TO SAVE.

Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:02 No.18603010

>>18602811

TROLL SEAN. GET HIMJ ON HELLCOW. LEAD THE GREATER SPOTTED SEAN RORKE ON HELLCOW TO CONRAD. WATCH SHENANIGANS HAPPEN.

>>18602889

Don't you worry too much. Unless you emptied a shitload of vodka (like, let's say, an entire bottle of 100proof vodka) into a tiny, tiny thermos, the amount of alcohol in that hot chocolate isn't enough to get ADORABLE COSSACK drunk.

Then again, if you added THAT much alcohol into your hot chocolate...
You're gonna need a bigger thermos.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:03 No.18603020 >>18602994 But I deploy from there!

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:03 No.18603025 >>18603007 Sanya isn't in any danger. Elia, however...

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:04 No.18603027 >>18603020 NOT RIGHT NOW YOU DON'T

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:04 No.18603028 >>18602994 I have the most striking boner now.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:04 No.18603029 >>18602994 >my frontlines are moving on their own!

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:05 No.18603043 >>18603007 Well there's an idea. Why don't we get Sakamoto to use that funky eye of hers to check on Sanya?

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:05 No.18603046 >>18603025 We must save Sanya's purity.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:05 No.18603048 File: 1333767927.gif-(159 KB, 320x210, 1331771357207.gif) >>18602994 >>18603020 >>18603029 It has begun.

>>	Starshadow 04/06/12(Fri)23:05 No.18603049 File: 1333767932.jpg-(697 KB, 800x1000, nynaeve wheel of time.jpg) Sanya noooooooo!

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:07 No.18603069 >>18603043 heh refuge in audacity. run through the middle of the swordfight screaming "oh shit oh shit i put booze in that cocoa i gave sanya. fuuuuuuuuuuuuu-! by the way, yer a protestant gnome sean!" hope that fate is too bamboozled to try and stop us

Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:08 No.18603081

>>18602811
Sakabro has this covered. I think we should say hi and ask her to take care of "educating" Sean (preferably with a snide remark about Sean's intelligence), then go check up on the Cossack.

Finally, we may want to take a break and chill with our plane. If anyone REALLY needs to find us, they'll know to look there.

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:09 No.18603084 File: 1333768144.jpg-(155 KB, 400x400, 1325564558443.jpg) >>18603049 >pic is what Lan's thinking right now

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:11 No.18603110 >>18603081 I'm Anonymous, and I support this idea.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/06/12(Fri)23:12 No.18603122 NOO THREAD >>18603086

>>	Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:12 No.18603124 >>18603081 I'm okay with this as long as we tell Sean he's a gnome.

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