>>18520213
Say hi, wave back to her. Make no reference to our new gender, if she brings it up look at our new boobs, look back at her and say "I suppose I am, good to know."

FINALLY
Now I can go to sleep (0544 AM)

rolled 12 = 12

>>18520213

"Ara ara, good afternoon Tsukino-chan. Not manning the store today?"

>Infected with the KY ara ara

>Strike Witches Quest
>Katawa Yandere
>Mahou Shounen Quest
Saturday is best day.
>>18520213
Be butler. Serve tea.
>>18520282
That's not happening right now. We left that in bed with Hina and Erica.

Just a note, but we are male at the moment, the femaleness was just a thing in 69.

>>18520213
"Hello Ms. Tsukino, how can I help you today? Not manning the counter?"

>quest threads seem to be unbumpable today. oh yu mods. yu so fanni
SWQ was like that for a bit at the start, but worked fine after a bit.

>>18520394
p. sure this' working fine

Say hi, work in some innuendo. Maybe something about her rack being improperly secured.

uhm.. who is Tsukino again?

>>18520394
Yeah, there's apparently a mod who's making quest threads unbumpable, someone got on the 4chan IRC channel and they were told that it was deliberate.

>>18520416
The one in Pantasia who's dough we always knead.

>>18520416
Bakery chick with lovely soft buns.

>>18520394
According to the catalog, things are bumping fine right now.

>>18520416
The bakery girl whose buns we wish to butter.

rolled 12 = 12

>>18520420

The fuck?

Why?

>>18520305
Or is it just in #69? Hmm?

>>18520456
Not the place to discuss this, make a new thread if you wish to do it.
Let us not endanger this one.

>Ara ara
>goddamn mental image

"Ara ara, good afternoon Tsukino-san. Not manning the store today?" You ask her.
"No." She says as she gets to you slightly out of breath and panting.
'stupid sexy panting, it's not like i want to listen to you all day or everything' you think
"I was out delivering some pi to the offices there," she points to the building she came out of "Why arent you in the store?" she asks.
"My girlfriend stopped me from coming inside."
"How using the back door?" She says as she latches onto your arm.


[ ]BACKDOOR HOOOOOO!
[ ]YES PLEASE
[ ]Nope

>>18520435
>>18520436

so hina's efforts came to waste huh?

[x] flirt like hell

might as well when nobody can stop us.

>>18520289
>>18520282
We aren't femyate right now

>>18520213
Say hello to Tsukino and see what she is doing today and if it is her day off

>>18520468
Yes, LG's last post in #69 was "Now back to main universe" or something in regards of that.

>>18520477
Backdoor HOOOOO!

>>18520477
>HOW ABOUT USING THE BACK DOOR

>>18520477
[x] Backdoor HOOOO

>>18520477
"My apologies, but I did say to her that I would stay here."

>>18520477
[x]Nope
"I'd like to, but I really shouldn't. She could return at any moment."

>>18520489
Oh, I'm not saying we're Susan NOW. But you never know when it might turn up again.

>>18520477

[x]BACKDOOR HOOOOOO!

Manly choir: HE MAN

Yes. this is the MAIN TIMELINE/UNIVERSE

The femme hayate parts [if they ever pop up again]
Will have the subject -MSQ:TOS-

>>18520477
BACKDOOR HOOOOOO!

Or we could spend some time outside the bakery with her

>>18520526
It won't.
It was an unrelated side story

>>18520477
I told her I'd stay outside, I'll have to use your backdoor some other time

Nope, we said we'd wait here.

>>18520534
>>18520529
>>18520504
>>18520495
You're going to get us killed!

>>18520501
Shame on you LG, voting in your own quest!

But yeah, backdoor.

>>18520562
>Shame on you LG, fixing a typo in your own quest!
ftfy
Also nope, we said we'd wait

>>18520562
Not a vote, typo correction.

>>18520562
He wants to get some HUE out of the way early

>>18520477
Nope. We told Hina we were staying.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

>>18520477
Tsukino would increase the average boobage of our family come to think of it

>NOPE
Also 0544AMfag here, finally going to sleep because dammit LG, i-it's not like I like your quest or anything

NOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.

We're staying right here, Hina will be very unhappy if we leave our spot.

>NOPE
"I told her I'd stay outside, I'll have to go through the back some other time" you tell her.
"AWWW... I even cleaned it this morning. Sure it's a bit cramped there, but some people like that. Cmon, it'll be fun!" She wiggles and her body presses up against you even more.

**ROLLEM**


>>18520562
that was a text correction. :/

rolled 22 = 22

>>18520629
>NOPE

rolled 51 = 51

>>18520629

THAT ASS

rolled 61 = 61

>>18520629
we gonna get taken through the back

rolled 85 = 85

>>18520629
noooo

rolled 49 = 49

>>18520629
I think we want to fail this one. It's not our fault, we just have too much swag.

rolled 1 = 1

>>18520629
>AWWW... I even cleaned it this morning. Sure it's a bit cramped there, but some people like that. Cmon, it'll be fun!"

ALL MY BONERS

rolled 92 = 92

>>18520629
Well we might have some troubles if it is cramped, I am not exactly small after all

rolled 76 = 76

>>18520629
I like it cramped.

>>18520659
cramped to death

rolled 23 = 23

>>18520659

INCOMING HUE

>>18520659
oh boy here we go

>>18520629
Here we go!

rolled 74 = 74

>>18520629
Resist Hayate!

rolled 31 = 31

>>18520659
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
YOOOOOOOOOOU

rolled 68 = 68

J-J-J-AM IT IN!!!

rolled 29 = 29

>>18520659
Awwwwwww shiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

HUEHUEHUE INCOMING! GET DOWN!

>That feel when threads dont bump, and you don't find MSQ.

>That feel when you realize you follow LG on twitter.
>Pic related

rolled 49 = 49

>>18520629
Away, foul temptress!

Oh, if only I had the knowing to make that a pun.

>>18520659
You try to resist. You try your goddamn hardest to resist.
But something else ended up harder.
She drags you through a small alley towards the back.
It really is quite clean.
She pins you against a wall and rips your shirt open.
"Uhh, Miss Tsukino? I thought we were using the back door?"
"Yes. yes we are." She slips off her under wear and pulls down your pants.
She puts her panties on your head like they were a luchador's mask and puts her hands up on the other side of the small alley.
"Come right in!" she wiggles her behind.

There you were. Panties on your head.
Pants down by your ankles. With a girl bent forwards right in front of you.

At that exact moment the big black guy walks out of the back door.
"Hey Tsukino is that yo-" he says until he spots the two of you.

THe planets alligned that day, and this event sent the girls down the alley looking for you.
"Hey Haya-" Hina see your compromising position.

A rolling pin, a sword and a bokken have never before brought so much pain.

BREAD END.
[x]reload

rolled 26 = 26

>>18520825

And now a time honoured tradition

BRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAADDDDD

>>18520825
What a terrible situation to leave that poor girl in.

>>18520661
"I'm sorry. But I really cant." you tell her.
"Aww..." She moans.
Yuki walks out of the door, and quietly makes her way to you.
"Hina wants you to come in now..." She says as she gives your sleeve a tiny tug.
"Okay." you tell her as you extract yourself from the bakery girl.
You walk in with Yuki and Tsukino comes right in after you.

There you find perineum and Hina in the middle of buying some pastries, the guy in black and the blond teen tending to them.
Hina turns and see Tsukina walk in behind you.
Her eyes narrow a fraction, her brow angles in a bit.

rolled 84 = 84

>>18520943

"I didn't do anything, this time. I swear to god."

>>18520825
There are far worse ways to die than this.

>>18520943
Ok, I don't know if I should be mad for being cockblocked or daw at Yuki coming to get us. I'm really really torn.

>>18520979
But not many.

>>18520943
"Tsukino was just telling me about her great rack. Apparently it's the perfect thing for cooling bread on."

>>18520943
Hina, meet Tsukino she works here, she has amazing buns, point at the buns being sold. She is really good at making a loaf rise properly.

>>18520992
She's already met Tsukino. We can introduce Yuki instead.

Tsukino makes her way behind the counter.
Yuki and Perinne continue making their selections.
Hina turns to Tsukino.
"I want your buns." She says, her voice has a hint of hardness to it.
"Okay! I have em here hot!"
"Are they as good as they say?"
"EVEN BETTER." Tsukino replies. "Guys can't keep their hands off em."
"I see. Theyre not just full of air are they?" Hina asks.
"Ohohoho. Of course NOT. Theyre firm and delicious."
"Hahahahaha" Hina laughs flatly
"Ohohohohoho" Tsukino mirrors

[ ]interfere
[ ]keep watching

>>18520943
"You're cross at me, Hina, and I'm sorry that I made you feel that way. Is there any way to make it up to you?"

>>18521016
[x] watch
And back away sloooowly.

[^]keep watching

rolled 27 = 27

>>18521016

[x] NOT sticking our head into the oven.

rolled 99 = 99

>>18521016
JUMP IN AND DESTROY THEM BOTH WITH THE SHEER AMOUNT OF SEXUAL BREAD PUNS

>>18521016
[x]keep watching
[x]keep watching
[x]keep watching
[x]keep watching
Not quite lesbians, but almost as entertaining. Also, this is our chance for the strange cats to get used to each other.

>>18521016
Get behind the counter and start kneading some dough, ask if she wants help frosting her sweet buns.

>>18521016
[X]keep watching

First rule of living 'til old age - don't get involved in a catfight.

>>18521040
YESSSSSS THE DICEGODS FAVOR ME THIS DAY!

>>18521016
[x] keep watching
I don't see any good outcomes from interfering.

rolled 35 = 35

>>18521016
Watch this.
It could lead to bred lesbians

>"Goddamn, my hips are numb." you say as you wake up the next morning. "Hey there lover-girl." Erica says beside you. "Let's go again." #msq
"C-can I be on top this time?"
"No."
"Oh."

>>18521016
Hate fucking as her initiation?
I think Erica would want to get in on that as well

[x]watch

Hina is going to try to out-pun her, but she'll just end up out-matched and sexually confused.

>hina in tsun mode

now i already know what most will vote so mine doesn't really matter, just letting my imagination go wild

[x ]keep watching

>>18521105
They can ALL hatefuck her for all I care, just as long as there's enough of her left for our kneading, frosting, and pie eating needs. Some help in the kitchen in the mornings would also be nice.

>>18521040
"Ladies please. There's no knead to get hostile. No pan intended." You say as you step in between them
"If you two would like, Im sure we can talk all of this out between us with some pie and milk to keep us happy."
"Hina, Tsukino here has the best pie i have ever tasted, I'm sure she'd be more than happy to let you have some of that."
"Tsukino, Hina here has a way with her hands like you wont believe. Maybe you could let her work your dough."
"Let's all just calm down and take the heat off. I'll make sure to stuff the two of you with my bread equally."

You didnt see the wooden sword, nor the guitar and epee, coming.

YanderEND
[x]reload

>>18521094
lol. We genderswap people and suddenly it's all sex all the time.

>>18521145
Well she may not be able to walk for a day or two after the initial night.
After that she would be able to help out...
I wonder what bureau rules on non bureau personnel living in the dorms are?

>>18521189
>overwhelming vote to keep watching
>LG writes an interfere bad end

I guess his HUEHUEHUE is back with a vengeance, eh?

>>18521189
>There's no knead to get hostile. No pan intended."
I groaned.

>>18521207
It was a 99 roll troll answer HUE this time.

>>18521191
Well Erica does like girls and she was drawing Hina in
And they both liked Hayate to begin with so Erica's first reaction wasn't too surprising

>Keep watching.
You keep your eyes on them as you back away slowly.
"ohohohohohoho"
"hahahahahaha"
"ohohohohohoho"
"hahahahahaha"
They continue to laugh hollowly, a dark aura coming over the two of them.
"And your pie? Are you sure that it's not stuffed with random jam?"
"Oh no. I only put the best in mine. I selcet the creme to top it off with carefully. ohohohoho"
"hahahahahahaha"

'Oh god. Someones gonna die today, and I hope it's not me.' you think to yourself.

"Hey Tsukino." the guy in black with the afro calls out to her. "If you're done being hate lesbians there, Go back in the kitchen and get prepping our next run."
"But Keeeeen..." she begins to complain.
He picks her up by the back of her neck and carries her into the kitchen.
'THANK YOU AFRO GOD!' you think.

After paying for thier purchases you and the girls quickly head back outside.

WAT DO?

>>18521297
Lean against the door frame and breathe a sigh of relief. If Hina asks why or looks at us funny, become briefly un-clueless. "I thought you two were going to kill each other in a jealous rage."

>>18521297
We need some more hats.

>>18521330
This. Crowns, berets, fedoras, cowboy hats, whatever. We need hats and we need a lot of them.

>>18521330
>>18521342

http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Hats

We need ALL THE HATS.

>>18521297
>>18521297
Go to the park, take a walk, enjoy the lake and set up a table with some tea to go along with the pastries.

>>18521297
We need to bring Erica in here next time as well.
Maybe she will just skip to lesbianism instead of innuendo

>>18521297
Thank some high entity that they didn't kill each other. Get a picnic going by the lake. After that it's time for SURVIVAL CAMPING!

>>18521330
What, you want to go to Le Chat avec Le Chapeau?

>>18521371
>Hayate bread puns
>Bread girl bread puns
"So, can I fuck you?"
"Wh-Erica, that's not how this works, we're supposed to use innuendo but never actually fuck."
"No, I'm going to fuck her raw. You can watch, participate, or leave, but this is happening. Right here, right now. Back the fuck off, Afro Man, you don't want to try to get in my way right now."

>>18521413

>>18521413
>>18521371
I support this plan, mainly because it removes temptation and problems from visiting town

>>18521413
That's... terrifyingly enough like Erica to be plausible.

We should *never* let her have unsupervised access to genderswap potions. Ever. She'd impregnate half the bureau before it wore off.

>>18521413
>Hayate's face when

>>18521493
I think that would be the least of our worries if she got a hold of them.

We would be force fed one and impregnated is what worries me

>>18521493
Oh fuck, I just realized...
THE GNOMES!
I'm not sure I want to imagine what she'd cause during our prank on them. She'd probably rape NGAF.

>>18521573
If Susan is with us by the time we go back there, just her and Hayate could potentially be enough trolling on their own.

>>18521605
You mean Hermione.

>>18521573
Nah he would stel strikers and go Crazy Ivan since he is female in that situation he would reason they should work

>>18521608
Either works. Susan was just the name we used back in the first few threads, before we basically went "Yeah, this is Hayate."

"So girls. how about a break in the park?" you ask them.
"Sure. Sounds good." Hina tells you.
The four of your cross the street and into the park

You set up a table near the lake and bring out some tea to compliment the pastries they bought.

TALK WHO?
[ ]hina
[ ]perrine
[ ]yuki

>>18521656
But when we've been cross dressing, especially in Hayate's dimension and the SW dimension, we've been using Hermione.

rolled 67 = 67

>>18521664

[x] Perrine!

>>18521664
Perinne, then Yuki.

>>18521656
Susan is the name were using for the alternate timeline FemmeHayate.
Hermionne is our disguise name while crossdressing

>>18521624
Ursula's probably going to have the Striker Units we've been test piloting working by the time we go back.

If she can get them working without the use of a device, gender neutral Strikers could be a GREAT troll on the Gnomes.

>>18521664
[x] Yuki first

>>18521608
No, "Hermione" is the corssdressing disguise name.

>>18521673
Exactly, Hermione is our crossdressing name.
Susan is our genderswapped name.
These are not difficult concepts...

>>18521664
Yuki, see how she's liking this small outing, offer her some bread, maybe do a bass guitar/violin duet.

>>18521664
Perrine, Hina, Yuki

[ ]perrine

>>18521608
Hermione is us crossdressing
Susan is femyate

>>18521664
Yuki then Perrine
Mentilate Hina that is seemed she was about to start making out with Tsukino

[x]Yuki

>>18521692
>bass
Wut. Guitar Wizard Yuki plays lead guitar.

>>18521683
Or we drink the gender swap poton so we are female then use the strikers.

We tell them they can try it too if they want to take the potion

>>18521747
Conning them into drinking it willingly isn't bad, but it definitely loses the shock value over spiking their water.

>>18521664
Talk to Yuki first, we have largely ignored her in favour of Perrine so far and that is just not right

Yuki then Perrine.

We chat Perrine every chance we get and get nowhere. Time to give Yuki a chance.

>>18521788
Well spiking their water is a very hit or miss thing.

This way we troll them AND we make them do it themselves

Anyway we can always spike some drinks of theirs afterwards

>>18521831
I mean if they refuse to drink the potion.
We can also use it as deniability and say Erica did it since we wouldn't go for such an obvious trick once they knew what the potion was

>>18521796
>>18521825
Damnit, they're right. Change my vote to Yuki first

>FROGGY
"So Perinne, How are you adjusting to Bureau life?" you ask the now brownhaired French girl to your left.
"Since we still have not yet started on training, It's been slow so far." she tells you "Not unlike being on stand by back at the castle."
"I see, don't you do anything? Maybe explore the grounds or something?"
"Trude took us on a tour when we first arrived. I don't find any reason to look around by myself."
"But there's surely a lot she skipped over, How about I take you on a tour? I'll give you the in-depth one."
"... I will think about it." she tells you as she gets back to sipping her tea.
"By the way, have you decided on a name yet?" you ask.
She spills her tea.
"Wha-! A-a name?!"
"Yeah. It needs a name of course. You can't not give it a name. So what's it gonna be?"

>>18521831
I wouldn't call it hit or miss if we did it on a hot summer day. They'd either be drinking the water, or they'd be passing out from dehydration. The hard part is getting them all to drink it fast enough that they wouldn't have any warning from the early victims. That will require some smart planning.

>>18521884
lawdy

>>18521884
This is fantastic.

I just realized.
We now have Sakura, Luchinni and Tewi running around the bureau.

We need to expand our plans for the tiramisu of doom and further BEAR cub shenanigans

>>18521887
Have luchinni spray them with a seltzer bottle of the stuff.
Pay her in Gelato and Tiramisu.

>>18521887
Serve them all Treachery Flavored Lemonade?

>>18521887
Easy, hot summers day and we give them drinks spiked with it.
Have it on a delay so we can walk off with the girls and leave behind a sign saying 4-3

>>18521884
Nice, misunderstandings AHOY! She is thinking baby and we naturally are thinking device

>>18521964
Make sure they have no water nearby as well.
Get one of the girls to knock their water cooler over or something

>>18521884
WAT

>>18521937
It would be hard to make it affect them by skin contact rather than ingestion.

Most likely we take the serve them drinks idea posted
>>18521989
>>18521964

Could use the gelato goblin to knock their water cooler or whatever over and have them chase her so they get thirsty

You reach over to calmly wipe the spilled liquid.
"W-who told you?! W-was it Miyafuji?!"
"No one told me. It was obvious."
Yuki and Hina just watch.
"W-what! I t-thought I was hiding it so well!"
"No need to hide it from us you know." you tell her
"So what's it's name gonna be?"
"D-do you want to give it a n-name?" she asks you.

>>18522008
Then we give them BEAR whiskey as a "peace offering"?
All I have wanted to do is see if we could do that since I thought of it

>>18522008
>skin contact
Jusenkyo, man.

>>18522028
"I don't think that would be right. You're the one carrying it, so it would be something French. Maybe the word for Wind or Breeze - what is that in French?"

>>18522028
N-NO WAY! IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?! IS THERE MORE HUE INCOMING? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE! WHICH WAY IS UP? WHO AM I? WHAT'S GOING ON?!

>>18521884
"Oh, I'm sorry, that was completely out of order. I should first ask if it's a him or a her."

>>18522028
No, you do it. It's your personal decision, after all. It's yours, I won't be interacting with it that much, so you should be the one to name it, if only so that the name doesn't annoy you.

>>18522050
Unless we can head to the Ranma dimension we probably can't get a supply of it.

I dare say that is Ryuu's secret ingredient though and his potion just makes the effect temporary

>>18522028
I already named one, though. You should name this one on your own. It'll probably give it more of a personal touch

>>18522028

i love where this is going

>>18522028
It might be a bit presumptuous of me, but might I suggest Ikusa after my long lost brother.

>>18522028
"Well I think it should be your choice. The bond between you two will be much stronger that way."

>>18522060
You mean Rafale, our future son's name. You glorious bastard. It can't be anything except this.

>>18522071
This.

rolled 94 = 94

>>18522071

OMG, AHAHAHA

>>18522028
"I couldn't presume to name it, Miss Perrine. Naming your Device is a very personal decision."

>>18522060
This. God damn it, this.

>>18522133
You had to spoil the joke, didn't you Udz?

>>18522071
This
>>18522133
Then this

>>18522099
Oh, that's the reference? In that case, it has my vote too.

>>18522150
It had to be spoiled soon anyway

>>18522076
I was just mentioning it. I also suspect that's Ryuu's special ingredient.

I feel like I'm in the twilight zone here

>>18522150
Yes. Yes, I did.

"Oh, I'm sorry, that was completely out of order. I should first ask if it's a him or a her." you tell her.
"Wha-! I don't know that yet."
"Of course you would need to be the one naming it. It's yours after all."
"But.. it's yours too" she mumbles so softly you fail to hear it.
"What was that?" Anyway, what's its name gonna be?"
"Ra..."

rolled 56 = 56

>>18522268

>filename and all that


HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGHHH

>>18522268
Erica interrupt?

>>18522301
Mmhm

"Yes? Go on..."
"Rafa.."
"Your Device's name is?"
"What? YOu're asking my Device's name?"
"Yeah. What did you think I was asking? Anyway, It's Rafa__?"
She straightens up, the blush on her face deepening.
"It's Tonnerre." She says flatly "His name is Tonnerre."
"Ah, a wonderful name." you tell her.
"Idiot..." she whispers.

WHO NAO?
[ ]yuki
[ ]Hina

What say?

>>18522419
Im starting to think somethings up here.

[x]Yuki
Ask if she like music? Have we done that?

>>18522268
Explain THAT away, people.

We can consider this shit confirmed.

rolled 84 = 84

>>18522419

[x] Yuki, tiem

Ask her for our fortune.

>>18522419
[x] Yuki
"Nice hat. What do you think of Hina's outfit."

>>18522419
Talk to Yuki, ask how she enjoyed her first outing, see if she wants to play a duet with us.

>>18522419
I KNEW IT

I FUCKING KNEW IT

>>18522419
Talk with Yuki

>>18522435
Yup. The Cannon has been Fired.

>>18522435
This is the first time we've had any evidence that wasn't from his twitter too though.

>>18522419
[x]Yuki
While we're on the topic of Devices, what is her Device.

>>18522435
Most everyone has already moved on from that whole argument anyway

>>18522419
Yuki, ask if she thinks going outside is better than just reading all the time

>>18522268
>"But.. it's yours too"

HNGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>18522435
>he thinks there isn't a way for LG to worm his way out of this, if he ever to actually want to
You underestimate the power of HUE.

>>18522419
"And what will you be naming our son?"
Then she flips completely out.

>>18521929
You forgot last order and index are running around as well.

Shit we need to assemble the loli brigade and let them loose on the tiramisu of doom we have planned

>>18522419
Mentilate to Perinne.

'Wait, what did YOU think I was talking about?'

We'd need to be denser than Shriou at this point to not realize SOMETHING is up. I think we have plenty of reason to press the matter.

>>18522454
>>18522457
Balls to that, you forget the power of LG's trolling.
I aint believing anything until it is said clean and true, which is probably never happening anyway

>>18522589
So basically, not until Perrine's holding the newborn in her arms?

>>18522611
At least not until the belly bulges.

>>18522611
Not until we ourselves are holding it and have Kraus run a DNA test to determine who the father is.

>>18522611
>not watching the actual birthing process up close to make sure
You're so gullible.

>>18522611
Well no, until she says she is pregnant, and even that is still open to question, Im not going to underestimate LG's storytelling.

>>18522629
This anon has it right. Until solid physical evidence, everything is still questionable

>>18522629
Not that long. Just until Tuesday afternoon after the new recruits get their physicals done and Dr. McNinja calls us in to talk about a serious matter.

>>18522635
Bah, Kraus is probably in league with the evil french alien baby bodysnatchers. I won't believe it until we actually go back in time and do it. Which we won't.

>>18522673
It's on our time travel list so as soon as we manage time travel we are doing it

>>18522539
>loli brigade
Why does this make me think of anchorman where he blows on the conch shell to get his news crew together?

Sounds like it could be a massive force of HNNNNNNG and rolling though

>>18522757
Trolling not rolling

>>18522673
Paradoxes are bad, mmkay?

>yuki
"So Yuki, how do you like the town?"
"I-it's nice. I'm glad I came here."
"See, I told you you'd like it. So you're going into Basic training too huh?"
"Yes." She answers.
"And what is your devices name?"
"Shamisen." she tells you.
"A musical instrument? That's nice. Can I see it?"
She reaches into her cloak and pulls out a cat.
"Hello." it says.
"Oh. I get it. You named him Shamisen because those are made with cat skin."
"I assure you I find the name ironic." The cat tells you.
He leaves him to walk around on the desk, and gets back to eating.
"Have you been reading the books I recommended?"
She asks

**ROLLEM**

rolled 38 = 38

>>18522819
WE NEVER HAVE TIIIIIME

rolled 66 = 66

>>18522819
I haven't had much of a chance to read much lately with finals, birthdays to throw and so on, I'm dreadfully sorry. I'm just starting to set an hour aside each morning to get some reading time in. I do hope that you can forgive me.

rolled 57 = 57

>>18522819
Rolling.

rolled 86 = 86

>>18522819
"I'm sorry, I haven't had the opportunity. I think I have some down time, now that I'm done with Basic, so I will make a point of it."

Assuming we HAVE the down time. If not, I don't know.

rolled 40 = 40

>>18522819
If im not too late

rolled 58 = 58

I told you fuckers we needed to read those books.

rolled 21 = 21

>>18522875
I agreed with you every time, I always said to find a quiet corner and read, but everybody else wanted to chase shenanigans.

rolled 9 = 9

>>18522819
We've read a little for sure. I remember that specifically.

rolled 21 = 21

>>18522819
Dice.

rolled 97 = 97

>>18522819
Slowly but things seem to keep getting away from me.
I am going to start reading in the mornings while i get things ready I think

rolled 86 = 86

>>18522875
What we probably need to do is SPECIFICALLY integrate some reading into our morning routine.

I think we've paid our Bread Debt to Sousuke, so that time can now become Reading time.

rolled 66 = 66

>>18522819
"I've been dreadfully busy of late, I'm afraid. However I plan to set aside some time each day to get more reading done. I'd love to discuss them with you when I'm done."

rolled 56 = 56

>>18522861
Maybe sunday night, after we get back from the trip? Advanced classes start Monday, though

rolled 50 = 50

>>18522913
we should have Kraus read to us while we jog.

>>18522910
I think we got this...
As long as LG refreshes

rolled 100 = 100

>>18522875
>>18522923
dammnit why am i such a shitty roller.

>>18522929
!!!

>>18522929
You beautiful bastard.

>>18522929
Hahahahahahaha
Oh lookout you poor SOB

>>18522929
... yeah, /tg/ dice thrive on irony.

>>18522929
>roll=100
>shitty roller

>>18522929
EVERYONE'S GETTING BOOKS

>>18522929
I-it's not like the dice roller likes you or anything...

>>18522929

>>18522929
Because Not enough self-deprecation, apparently.

rolled 26 = 26

>>18522929

And now you know its secrets.

Rolling high requires cursing /tg/ dice and yourself.

Loudly.

>>18522929
Wow, Lookout, dice must be trolling the shit out of you

>>18522913
I think the bread making is a good part of our routine, as it doesn't take a lot of time to prepare the bread to rise, and it's trivial to make some more to provide our girls with fresh bread.
We just have to read while the bread is rising.

>>18522929
Dohoho

>>18522923
>Kraus reading while we jog
AND THEN THS SHITLICKER HORATIO STABS THIS OTHER DICKLOVER AND WASTES HIS TIME TALKING ABOUT IT, MEANWHILE THESE OTHER TWO ARE FUCKING BADLY AND MAKING THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE WEEP

>>18522833
"I.. I've read them a little." you tell her
"Which one?"
"Cyrano."
"Do you like it so far?"
"I feel like the way Christian courts Roxanne by using Cyrano's words is weird yet familiar to me. I am unsure why."
"I see. You should read more of it. Then maybe get to S-Shakespeare." she tells you.
"OH? Anything from that collection you recommend I touch first?"
She blushes, hides behind a napkin and says,
"R-Romeo and J-Juliette."
"I will then." you smile at her.

>HINA TIME?
>HINA TIME

WAT SAY?

>>18522979
Yeah we don't owe him bread anymore but it is easy enough to do and it is nice for the girls to have fresh bread too.

Anyway Sousuke has been enough of a bro to us that it is worth little while every day while we are organizing things anyway

>>18522998
"NEED A DISPENSER HERE"

>>18522998
>"R-Romeo and J-Juliette."
That play is so depressing and anti-romantic...

>>18522998
"Are you excited for Advance classes?"

>>18522998
"So why don't you like that girl from Pantasia? She seems nice enough to me."

>>18522998
Oh cute little shy Yuki.

Say to Hina it looked like her and Tsukino were getting a a bit close earlier on

>>18523012
It depends on how you look at it really.
It shows them making the ultimate sacrifice for love which is why it is considered so romantic

>>18522998
"It's a good thing Afro-san stepped in before you buttered each other's bagels."

>>18522986
Best.
Audiobook.
EVER.

>>18522998
Comment on how well she seemed to get along with Tsukino. Also recommend her pie. It really is super delicious.

>>18523034
lost it

rolled 67 = 67

>>18522998
Awww

So you and Tsukino seemed to get along. You should try her buns some time, they're really firm but just soft enough. They go great with a bit of butter or jam.

>>18523023
Do you want us to die?

>>18523039
>Also recommend her pie. It really is super delicious.
But I usually use my own cream for it, hers is a bit fishy...

>>18522998
>using Cyrano's words is weird yet familiar to me

WE CYRANO NOW

>>18523033
>Tybalt gets killed for jack shit.
>A 12 and 14 year old kill themselves when their families say they can't fuck.
>Melodrama, pomp, and circumstance.
It's one of Shakespeare's great tragedies. Like any great tragedy, it shows the futility of its core theme, in this case romance. It's super anti-romantic.

>>18523055
It wasn't a problem when we tasted it. She seems to work hard to make sure her cream doesn't ever go bad.

>>18522998
"I noticed that your control over your wings has gotten much better, Hina. It looks like all that training is paying off. Let's go flying sometime."

>>18523071
the play has a good resolution though, the families resolve to put aside their differences, they see the cost their strife has brought on the city.

>>18523065
>cyrano
>gonna die alone, without actually getting the girl

>>18522998

"I say, hina"
"huh?"
"would you like to indulge ourselves on tongue copulation"
"Wha-MMMMMMHAA MMMM"

>>18523088
I would say this is orders of magnitude safer than talking about Tsukino, but anything times zero is still zero.

>>18523071
From the outside view the audience gets that is very true.
From the characters view it is quite different and that is why people keep on insisting it is romantic

>holyshit. this KIES software likes to CRASH EVERYTHING. brb restarting

GDDMNT

>>18523099
Basically Hayate's life prior to this

>>18523088
>>18523088

This is actually appropriate conversation, I think.

>>18523120
Much more appropriate than baiting her about Tsukino in front of the others.

We can do that mentally or when we get back to our room with Erica

>>18523090
Yup. A fantastically anti-romantic conclusion, at least in terms of relationship-based romance. In terms of it being a Romantic take on the situation, it certainly is. Don't get me wrong, I fucking love the play. It's just anti-romantic (not unromantic, it has tons of romance, just an anti-romantic message to its romantic themes and tones).

>>18523065
>>18523099
>the way Christian courts Roxanne by using Cyrano's words is weird yet familiar to me.
>using someone else's words to romance

I think this is Hayate being peripherally aware of the voices in his head.

>>18523130
Well, he knows about the crew of the SS Swagtanic. It's just a question of how much individuality he realizes the crew has.

You guys, as dense as Hayate can be sometimes, even he knew the situation at the bakery was dangerous. He's not that dense or stupid.

>>18523127
there are, of course, many ways to take meaning from the play. And I don't disagree with you. I think that their romance might have survived had the stupid priest kept his fucking nose out of it. In terms of who really got who killed, Romeo and Juliet's death is really the priest's fault.
But I definitely think that the way to get the most out of the play is to look beyond just R&J's relationship.

>>18523162
Of course he's not that dense. If he was, his baguette would never rise in the oven.

>>18523125
While your point is valid, and it does have certain merits above doing it now, there's another thing to think about besides teasing Hina. We may also provoke some jelly out of Perrine with this topic, which we can't do in private. This makes the choice really between stirring up Erica or stirring up Perrine. The effect on Hina will be the same either way.

Okay who fucked with the archives again.
FUCK YOU YOU FAGGOT

>>18523166
There is tonnes more going on in that play than the relationship.

We had to read and deconstruct the play in high school back in the mists of time when I actually was there.

Everyone missed the fact that there was more than "lolromance" including the teacher.
I ended up failing that assignment and lost interest in English as a study soon after that

>>18523212
True that.

>Animu magic butler quest
>Discussions on the literature

/tg/ - ALWAYS AND FOREVER

>>18523203
Yes but stirring up Perrine leads to Tsun and more trouble getting the truth out of her.

Stirring up Erica leads to shenanigans and possibly her deciding to just drag the bread girl into our room so she can sort out everyone's issues at once

>>18523212
you poor soul. there are few greater crimes against thought than bad literature teachers.

>>18523204
>check archives
>what the fuck man

Really, just why?

I think the thing we need to pay attention to is the reading material.

Not the literary debate, but let's do a quick checklist of books she's recommended:

R&J, an extremely famous tale of a tragic failed romance.

Pinocchio, a story about a puppet who only wants to be a real boy.

Little Prince, a book about a kid who knows he has to die.

Some part of her is fully aware of what she is, and it scares the SHIT out of her. And she's clearly into us, but thinks it's doomed to end tragically.

As soon as we know these details of our little 'book club' we've got going, we need to talk to somebody.

>>18523236
Yeah I know,
She thought she was good because her father was the head of English literature at a college in the closest city. So any opinion not hers = instant fail

>>18523226
>Animu magic butler harem quest
>Polite and reasonable discussions on the literature
FTFY.

>>18523204
Probably the same sperglord that fucked with the KY archive. I blame the weekend/spring break/pre-summer.

>>18523231
I disagree. It can't make things any harder than they are now, and causing an emotional reaction could make her slip up.

>>18523254

>>18523212
Really, school has killed Shakespeare for me. But then again when I read I'm usually not doing it to find whatever deep meaning there is to be had in the book, I'm just doing it to enjoy a good story.

>>18523262
>I'm just doing it to enjoy a good story
That's usually the only real way to even find the deep meaning anyway. People who hyper-analyze literature are idiots and they kill the things they claim to love.

>>18523252
And then we stick a hat on her head and the Director can't absorb her any more.
>"Just make it a dog or something next time."

>>18523252
Actually Pinocchio and little prince weren't in the ones she gave us I thought?
We had don Quixote, cyrano and collected shakespeare.

We do need to figure out the meaning to the books she is reading though because she does on some level understand what has happened before and we need to work out a way to assure her it won't happen again

>>18523275

I just realized that when she meets the director again, she will be wearing a witch hat and holding a bag of baked goods and candy.

Last time we met up, she ended up becoming part of our swag-tron.

I wonder how long it's going to take for them to realize that we're a terrible influence...

>>18523252
it could be signs of existential dread, it could also be, ah, what's the stupid trope name, "Hanging a lampshade"?
>>18523290
WE know that, Hayate hasn't got much of a clue of that though. (I think, need to re-read Mike's explanation)

>>18523262
That's mostly my opinion on it.

I read because I enjoy the story and the world, not because I wish to deconstruct the socio political structure of the world and the meanings this book has about the authors view on it

And yes that is paraphrasing from my teacher about why we should read books

>>18523299
One more interaction to realize, and then a fourth and final one to realize that it's too late.

>>18523301
Lampshade-hanging. Technically the same but you know how stupid English can be.

>>18523301

Mike told us who and what she was.

We took note of what she was reading, and what she gave us to read.

We just haven't fully realized everything yet.

>>18523299
She has already said we are important for her to get experience though,

She might think the experiences aren't the best ones but she seems to be holding off reabsorption because of this

>>18523301
>WE know that, Hayate hasn't got much of a clue of that though. (I think, need to re-read Mike's explanation)
Mike told Hayate exactly who/what she is. So these aren't just clues to us. They're clues to him too.

>>18523204
>>18523250
It's that faggot that runs the quest noone plays.
the same guy that pops into quest threads "asking for advice" but just pushes his shit on everyone.

He's also sagebombing all other quest threads

>>18523308

"So he took you to you to the House of Blues with his other friends, you decided that the strawberry margarita was like a smoothie, and didn't realize what it was until after you had two."
"Y-yes..."
"And then you and him... 'swing dancing?' I'm not actually sure what that is, before you tried to make out with him, and then threw up in a potted plant."
"...."
"I'll assume the fact that you're lit up like a christmas tree that part of the report is also accurate. He then too you back to his place to try and sober you up, only partly succeeded, before you decided to make out with another woman, and then crashed on his couch."
"...."
"Yeah, you're not allowed to hang out anymore."
"B-but I love him!"
>And the Kyon and the director do a spit-take together.

>oh great. now my computer got fucked up. WHAT DA HELL. Samsung software is dongs. [the tablet is nice though]

Well fuck

>>18523359
nah they know its coming.
THEY KNOW EVERYTHING.
>Ikusa does of course,
> the twitter is everything he sees

>>18523359

>>18523342
>sagebombing a quest thread
>on /tg/

....what? That's a fucking exercise in futility. The only reason questrunners make more than one thread a night is simply because they ran out of image space.

>>18523342
Just email LL or go on the IRC and see if he can fix the tags and title for us.

Not much else we can do really since that's how suptg works

>>18523320
>>18523331
okay yeah y'all are right. okay, so she might be starting to gain awareness, Kyon and the Director are clearly aware of the time-loop-break-the-cycle shenanigans. Do we know if the reabsorption is going to happen for sure this time? So far it seems like they're just letting Yuki do her own thing to see what happens.

>>18523390
Well Kyon and director Yuki do.
We still don't know if Kyon, Gai or someone else is actually Ikusa.

I am leaning towards janitor who we never notice but actually has no job because everything is done with majaik

>>18523402
tags are okay.
Lets just live with it.

>I fear for thread #77
>and 99

OH GOD 99

>>18523408
>LG watches EVOL
>Ikusa is our Fudo
It suddenly makes sense.

>>18523405
Signs are pointing to no reabsorption this time.
They have mentioned past loops where he was good to her and they have said she needs the experience so something is coming

>>18523307
I read for pleasure, to enjoy the story and the world, but i also enjoy taking it apart and examining the elements, especially if it's clear the author has put a lot of thought and effort into how his world is constructed.

But I certainly don't insist that this is how everyone must enjoy literature no deviations or disagreements allowed.

I like how there's couple of people concerned over Yuki's existential crisis.

Not a big deal guys.

All she really needs is a hug from us.

>>18523428
It also works if Ikusa knows Gai and Kyon and uses that to get where and when he needs to be.
So when we fought Gai in the BR it was Ikusa standing in so that he could gauge how well we are going first hand

>>18523431
>so something is coming

this is what's coming.

>he's coming
>he's coming!
>HE'S COMING!

>>18523444
Well it is enjoyable sometimes.
The lord of the rings/silmarillion series was brilliant for it and a song of ice and fire isnt bad for it either

>>18523456
There may be quite a few people we know who he's in cahoots with and possibly stunt doubles for. Mike may be in on it too. The Doctors certainly know.

>yfw Ikusa stunt doubled as Frank to keep us away from things

>>18523490
i haven't read the silmarillion, or enough of Ice and Fire to take too much of it apart, but i am on my fourth read through of Wheel of Time. I think I might have enough ideas about it to make a master's degree out of it.

>Been an hour since the last post.

I'm sad and worried.

Are we not gonna keep going tonight? I got off work early for this and everything...

>>18523545
LG is still experiencing techincal difficulties.

>>18523527
I never actually read the wheel of time series.
Always meant to

>>18523492
That is scary and makes a lot of sense.
Like when Frank, Hard Gay and Billy showed up that night in town they were getting us the fuck out of there because it was avoiding trouble caused by whoever was messing with us trying to drag us back into the canon

>>18523557
>>18523527

I couldn't bring myself to finish Wheel of Time actually.

First three books were interesting enough: always running around and doing stuff. Then the next three were mostly people running around and talking about doing stuff. And then a whole lot of talking about going around and doing stuff.

I'm also convinced that if all the un-needed references to hair-tugging, fidgeting, and 'oh god I'm bad with women I wish (insert character) was here' It could fit in a solid trilogy.

>>18523527

I've heard good things about the Wheel of Time series, and I liked a lot of the ideas in it but....

Couldn't read it past like book five. It's like the literary equivalent of purgatory: Not Great, but not really bad either, and it just fucking GOES ON FOREVER.

"I see you can control your wings better now. Height not giving you any difficulty anymore?" You ask Hina.
"I-it's not like that... Tama just got me so riled up I-I kinda ignored the flying." she answers.
"And your confession was amazing by the way."
She blushes brightly. How you love it when she does that.
"Hey, were'nt you supposed to go out tonight?"
"Yeah. It's that training trip with Sousuke. We're going up into the mountains and doing some training with him. Apparently some of the other guys are coming too, so it's gonna be a blast. Both literaly and figurativel-"
Perrine abrubptly gets up off her seat, cutting you off
"HEY!" She runs off into the trees.
Yuki and Hina just watch the area she went into.

WAT DO?
[]follow
[]no follow
[]other?

>Restore computer
>LOL LOST SOME FILES
>fucking-a

rolled 94 = 94

>>18523599
>[x]CRAZY IVAN!

>>18523599
One second ladies, as much fun as I'm having with you I can't really leave someone who just runs into the woods like that.

>>18523599
Follow, there be something interdasting in that direction.

>>18523599

>follow

"Excuse me ladies, but something's up."

Don't act like we expect them to follow. Hina might, but who cares.

>>18523599
Follow, we told Mio we would look after her

>>18523599
[x]follow
"That was odd. Ladies, please excuse me. I'll go see what's disturbed Perrine so much."

>>18523599
[x] follow

>>18523557
if you do start reading them, don't get discouraged when things start slowing down in book 8, it picks right back up in 11, and imo Sanderson has been doing an excellent job finishing Jordan's work. But it is a fuckton of reading.

>>18523585
probably true, but those details are meant to be a reflection of how perceptive the pov character is.
>>18523598
again, the pay off at the later end of the series has been worth it so far.

>>18523599

>[X] Follow

"Yuki, Hina, just a moment. I want to make sure everything is alright with Perrine." Summon Lo, Ted. "If you two would keep these ladies company for just a moment?"

>>18523607
>>18523610
>>18523614

>'Ladies' mind

Glad we're slowly easing back into 'classy' from 'crazy pimp'.

>>18523633
I always thought we were a crazy pimp gentleman.
We treat them right and look after them but we swag all the ladies and sometimes freak out

>>18523585
It gets better after awhile. Mat especially stops giving any fucks, and his parts are generally awesome in the last few books.

>>18523617
I'd give Sanderson a B+ on his work so far. The shit with Thom after they get out of the Snake/Fox tower still has me scratching my head, though. It's so sudden that it seems random. I'm going to guess that it was just rushed for one reason or another. Goddamn spoiler tags would be handy right about now.

>>18523617

>Reflective of how perceptive

Dude, it's called 'uncontrolled hyper-percetion'. It means you notice every detail about everything, is a recognized mental issue, and makes it impossible to function in everyday society.

If someone really went around cataloguing every instance of everything like that, they simply wouldn't have time to process that data and react unless their IQ was pushing into four digits.

>>18523633
Do you have any better suggestions?

Ma'ams or Madames doesn't work, mistresses only works for if it's our family we're talking to, girls doesn't feel right, broads is right out.

"Excuse me ladies, but something's up."
YOu take out your familiars.
"Guys. Would you kindly keep these two beautiful ladies company while I'm away."
"Of course sir."
"Okay."
"Who am I to refuse such lovely company." they answer.

You jog off into the woods.
The trees aren't so dense here as to reduce visibility, but there are enough of them to make a nice leafy canopy over you.

You search for Perinne.

**ROLLEM**

rolled 16 = 16

>>18523670
What do your elf eyes see, Legolas?

rolled 51 = 51

>>18523670
Rollan

rolled 37 = 37

rollan

rolled 75 = 75

>>18523670
"Miss Perrine! Please come back! There's no gazebos to fear in this park!"

rolled 59 = 59

>>18523670

>>18523656

Mat was always my favorite character.

"What's that? I'm destined? Fuck that noise, Imma gamble, cheat, and steal cursed artifacts."

His whole 'fuck the man' attitude towards fate sending right down the path he was trying to avoid was hilarious and made the entire story worth reading as long as it was.

rolled 73 = 73

>>18523670

"PERRINE"

>>18523670
SUDDENLY WE GO BLIND

rolled 79 = 79

>>18523670

We must remain ever vigilant.

rolled 85 = 85

>>18523670
Rolling to find the Froggie

rolled 93 = 93

>>18523670
Mama Mia! Here we go again.

rolled 26 = 26

>>18523670

Start humming a song for her.

rolled 68 = 68

>>18523670

rolled 83 = 83

>>18523670
rollan
>>18523656
sometimes Sanderson's voice leaves me going, "that sounded wrong" Mat is pure awesome starting in book 3
>>18523666
Ok, all that hair-tugging and skirt-rearanging, mostly is when people are talking to Aes Sedai, who are known for being inscrutable and in control of their emotional expressions, so if you want to learn how to read an Aes Sedai, you have to learn how to interpret the smallest behavioral and physical details. Same with the Aiel

>>18523670
Can't we use her as an anchor to teleport to? Might not be the best option. But easier

>>18523700

After the first couple of books, Mat was literally the only thing about the series I liked.

Looks like we find ourselves a froggy

rolled 4 = 4

>>18523706
>>18523696
You teleport to her and appear just behind her.
She's backing a way from a fading burst of blue light.
As she backs away, she trips and falls on you.
You catch her in your arms as the two of you fall.

--------------------------------------
You lay there on the dead leaves, the frenchgirl just inches from your face.
Her long brown hair, colored by magic, falls on either side of your face.
Her beautiful eyes staring into your own
Her lips, those perfectly cute lips, just inches from yours.

"You seem to have a habit of falling for me, Perinne." you chuckle to break the tension.

>Rollan

>>18523687
Don't forget fucking and/or trolling bitches. He doesn't score nearly as often as he could, but it's the chase that interests him more than the results. Then the stuck up ones he just simply trolls to death once he's immune to invisible clubs. Endlessly trolling Aes Sedai, all day, erry day. Shit's hilarious and glorious.

rolled 89 = 89

>>18523751
>Awwwww

Rolllin

>>18523751

>Blue burst of light

This makes me obscenely uncomfortable as a description, given the shenanigans hereabouts lately.

>>18523751
Well shit, that can't be good

rolled 83 = 83

>>18523751
>4
noooooooo

>>18523751

>four on a hundy

This will be either spectacular or horrible.

rolled 59 = 59

>>18523751
>4
Is that good or bad for us?

>>18523751
pic related
>>18523755
spanking scene of the year every year.

rolled 15 = 15

>>18523751

>>18523763
>>18523765
We can only hope that was for Perinne's 'resist Swag' check

>>18523751
She fails her roll to resist us any longer and starts humping us through our pants

>>18523751
She blushes.
A deep crimson spreads across her lovely face.
She scrounges her face up and then she kisses you.
"Wha-mpgh!" you cry out in surprise.
It wasnt the best kiss, it's clear that she's inexperienced.
But it was sweet. Oh how sweet her lips were.

"OH HEY GUYS!" Shirou walks in through the trees."GATHERING MUSHROOMS TOO?"

>>18523780

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh1IxhPwMb4

>>18523784
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIROUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>18523784
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!

Yes Shirou, Mushrooms, there is a giant pile about 5 miles that way, if you run you might be able to get them before anyone else does.

>>18523784
FUCKING SHIROU

I just realized...
What if Ikusa is Shirou? It is literally the best fucking disguise ever

>>18523784
THANK GOD FOR SHIROU!
I feel really weird for saying that.

>>18523784
Summon some hallucinogenic mushrooms.
"yes Shirou I thought you might like these we found while we were here"

rolled 74 = 74

>>18523784

We're done for the day.

[x]Get her out of there.

>>18523784

"Shirou, you have a remarkably horrible sense of timing."

rolled 96 = 96

DAAMMMNNIITT SHIIIRRROOUUU!

>Man its been a while since this happened, kinda missed it, KINDA.

>>18523804
Fuck it, let's do it.

>>18523795
>ikusa is Shirou
>He picks up his helmet...

HAHAHHA

>>18523804
>they're BEARshrooms
>Perrine is currently in red

>>18523751

oh god i hope the baby is alright.

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you know been wondering how she got pregnant... didn't the twins say we prioritize "safety" when their leader asked them?

>>18523784
GODDAMMIT SHIROU!

Help Perrine up.
"Yes, yes we were, Shirou. But we're done here. Good luck on your adventure.
"Miss Perrine, please, we would not wish to be in Shirou's way."

Make our way back. Give her time to collect herself and talk if she wants to.

>>18523821
She said she forced us to.
We probably didn't have one on us or she threw it away

>>18523821

They pretty much specifically mentioned a box of condoms bigger than we are.

But if she jumped us, and we weren't expecting it, I could see it happening.

>>18523821
>didn't the twins say we prioritize "safety" when their leader asked them?
Yes. Yes we do.
We have a 40lb box of condoms to be absolutely sure.
Our only oversight was when we took a dose of GummyBEARS when Erica got into our supply.

>>18523821

maybe we were on some kind of influence alcohol,drugs, potions etc.

>>18523823

We need to take a moment to talk to her.

Sort this shit now, since talking at the table, we noticed she thought we were talking about something other than her device. Didn't seem right to call her on it there is all.

>>18523832

>perrine
>giving birth to a bear
>all the people's faces in the room when