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STRIKE WITCHES: THE WAY OF THE TROLL planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/26/12(Mon)22:14 No.18470409

Taking a few deep breaths, you force yourself to focus. There will be a reckoning with those smarmy, smooth-jimmied assholes you call crewmates. Soon you will repay them for every transgression, every bounce, every lie, every highly-fucking-unauthorized contact with your sister, including looking sideways at the discarded envelopes her letters came in, the horny sick twisted sister-hunting bastards.

But for now, something even more important is at stake - your reputation.

Sanya is crying openly, and still yelling at you in Russian.

"Uh... sorry, Sanya," you reply. "I heard you, I was just-"

"WHAT WERE YOU DOING!?" Sanya cries, clutching at her hair. "I- I thought you - he was gonna -"

"I flew too slow, and he stalled out~" you say confidently. After swallowing a few times to get the shakes out of your voice. "Yeah. Yeah. All according to plan."

"But it's really hard to fly that way," Ian pitches in, his tone anything but convincing.

"Totally," Sean adds. "So he had to focus. You know how pilots are, all sweaty and cross-eyed and grunting as they yank on their joysticks with both hands-"

"A-HA, YEAH, RIGHT, THANK YOU SANYA, we did good, fantastic," you manage to choke out. "So uh, we're all fine here. How are you?"

"... confused," Sanya breathes quietly, back to her normal demeanor.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:15 No.18470428 inb4 panzer

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/26/12(Mon)22:16 No.18470432 >>18470409 AW SHIT

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:16 No.18470435 in after Panzer

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:16 No.18470440 In during hue

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:17 No.18470444 SCAN THE SKIES HE CAN'T BE ALONE

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:17 No.18470452 Right. I needed total concentration. WHICH IS WHY THOSE CHUCKLEFUCKS KEPT YAMMERING >Snap roll

>>	Minnafag !A4gIjT7a26 03/26/12(Mon)22:18 No.18470457 File: 1332814689.jpg-(26 KB, 256x413, 1318130587948.jpg) >>18470409

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:18 No.18470459 So I missed the last thread, I think, what happened with the fighting-kissing and what just happened now?

>>	Servant Of The Emperor 03/26/12(Mon)22:18 No.18470461 "Well he probably wasnt alone, if there was one after us, there'll be a whole lot more."

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/26/12(Mon)22:18 No.18470469 File: 1332814717.jpg-(251 KB, 566x800, 0fb0301f0aafc24b5773a535d95670(...).jpg) >>18470435 >>18470428 You guys wound me Time to party hard with our nightwitch

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:19 No.18470483 >>18468038 OLD THREAD

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:20 No.18470496 >>18470452

>>	The Piano Maker 03/26/12(Mon)22:20 No.18470497 File: 1332814847.jpg-(47 KB, 494x341, FEED ME PANZERS.jpg) >>18470469

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:21 No.18470502 rolled 62 = 62 Time to radio back. WE HAVE A POW. ------ NOPEMARTIAN, IS THAT YOU DOWN THERE?

>>	Starshadow 03/26/12(Mon)22:21 No.18470504 Phone up the navy. We might be able to capture the firebee intact. The martian sub is the only craft captured to date. (unless you include the fitz) This could be huge.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:21 No.18470506 >>18470332 WRONG THREAD

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:21 No.18470507 >>18470452

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/26/12(Mon)22:22 No.18470513 >>18470497 funny you should post that

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:22 No.18470523 >>18470513 ....I've had nightmares that start this way

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:23 No.18470530 >>18470459 Missed an entire session mate. Gonna have to check the archives for that. And one thread tonight boards.4chan.org/tg/res/18468038

>>	The Piano Maker 03/26/12(Mon)22:23 No.18470533 File: 1332815007.jpg-(17 KB, 381x235, fridgehorror.jpg) >>18470513

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:24 No.18470548 File: 1332815048.jpg-(35 KB, 309x269, 6449585519_ebb30145a2.jpg) >>18470513 Oh yes...

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:24 No.18470554 File: 1332815063.jpg-(186 KB, 454x500, shitstorm a commin.jpg) >>18470513

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:24 No.18470555 >>18470530 Ah, ok. Thanks.

>>	Starshadow 03/26/12(Mon)22:25 No.18470560 File: 1332815106.jpg-(414 KB, 1200x850, 1305795910822.jpg) rolled 29 = 29 >>18470513 .... hue check

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/26/12(Mon)22:25 No.18470564 File: 1332815122.jpg-(49 KB, 389x410, 1331475154782.jpg) >>18470497 Jesus Christ how horrifying

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:26 No.18470572 File: 1332815182.png-(50 KB, 256x304, 1332209796322.png) >>18470513 Stop this nonsense. You're being silly.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:26 No.18470573 File: 1332815186.gif-(1.42 MB, 320x240, notnormal.gif) >>18470523 fear when the GM smiles

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:26 No.18470579 File: 1332815207.png-(25 KB, 960x368, Poor Panzer.png) >>18470428 >>18470432 >>18470435 click Don't get to see this too often.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:27 No.18470590 >>18470560 I'm not from /tg/, what's this "hue" thing? [spoiler]Apart from the whole Brazilian laughter[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:27 No.18470591 >>18470590 That's precisely what it is. HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:28 No.18470604 File: 1332815301.jpg-(17 KB, 185x265, shitstorm.jpg) >>18470513

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:28 No.18470606 File: 1332815304.png-(869 KB, 800x600, Scared Alice.png) >>18470513 PIANO MAKER, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:28 No.18470608 File: 1332815306.jpg-(113 KB, 1280x960, HUEHUEHUE.jpg) >>18470591

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:28 No.18470611 >>18470591 But we don't have Brazilians here... do we?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:29 No.18470622 >>18470604 You may be a tad slow with that.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:29 No.18470624 >>18470409 >So uh, we're all fine here. How are you? I see what you did there.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/26/12(Mon)22:29 No.18470625 File: 1332815350.jpg-(10 KB, 126x126, 1283662981980.jpg) >>18470513 This can't end well.

>>	The Piano Maker 03/26/12(Mon)22:29 No.18470631 File: 1332815372.jpg-(68 KB, 625x427, GENTLEMEN I LOVE WAR.jpg) >>18470606

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:29 No.18470632 >>18470611 PF is Brazilian

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:29 No.18470635 >>18470611 HUEHUEHUE is stated when a bad end happens in a certain other quest. It means death usually.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:29 No.18470636 >>18470611 Well, there's always Jo.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:30 No.18470644 >>18470624 I didn't see it until you posted that. Then I heard it in his voice. It's quite nice.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:30 No.18470645 >>18470591 To elaborate, it's the sound the DM is probably making as he goes absolutely batshit on us. Comes from another quest. you should venture forth and find it!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:32 No.18470668 File: 1332815536.jpg-(25 KB, 251x236, 1283615196544.jpg) >>18470632 >>18470645 >>18470635

>>	Inquisitorial Librarian 03/26/12(Mon)22:32 No.18470670 File: 1332815543.gif-(1.84 MB, 400x225, Fuck this thread - eject.gif) >>18470625 Le Gif version for you.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/26/12(Mon)22:32 No.18470681 File: 1332815577.jpg-(117 KB, 800x800, so whats the scariest thing at(...).jpg) poor sanya she never asked for this

>>	Inquisitorial Librarian 03/26/12(Mon)22:33 No.18470685 >>18470632 ... I kind of doubt that but I'm not certain. I know that Papa-N's waifu is from Brazil though...

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:33 No.18470688 >>18470670 >Le I'd advise against posting that in the future.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:34 No.18470701 >>18470670 > Le NOBODY LIKES YOU PERRINE GET OUT OF HERE, PERINNE YOU'RE NOT WELCOME.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/26/12(Mon)22:34 No.18470707
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"So where did that asshole come from, anyhow?" Sean asks. "They're like roaches, or the English, never just one of 'em."

"Aren't you from Toledo?" Ian asks dryly.

"Ach, fack ye and yar fachs, sohnny jeem!"

"That's Scottish, dipshit."

"Ah, who gives a fuck," Sean says cordially. Boy, his mood sure improved.

You flash your nav lights three times, and Sanya flashes back with her flashlight to confirm the suggestion. Radio silence.

"Let's run quiet," you say. "You know how they are about sniffing radio signals."

"Almost supernatural," Sean agrees. "Lessee if I can sniff THEM."

A few minutes of circling and climbing later, Sean speaks into the intercom again. "If they're radiating, they're not doing it around here."

You swallow nervously. The back of your neck is itching like hell. Something isn't right.

>Scan visually? It is a mostly-full moon tonight.
>Radiate active?
>Other?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:35 No.18470712 >>18470701 Well played.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:35 No.18470713 File: 1332815721.jpg-(30 KB, 278x400, bygolly.jpg) >>18470670 Eeeeeyup. 'Round here, 'le' is only acceptable if you're French.

>>	Minnafag !A4gIjT7a26 03/26/12(Mon)22:35 No.18470714 File: 1332815735.jpg-(85 KB, 600x800, BROWN MINNA.jpg)

>>	Inquisitorial Librarian 03/26/12(Mon)22:35 No.18470719 File: 1332815750.png-(640 KB, 906x668, Vinland Saga - No.png) >>18470701

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:36 No.18470725 >>18470707 REPORT THE DOWNED FIREBEE. This will get us MAD rep. Especially if the martian is still alive.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:36 No.18470726 Visual scanners. Up periscope

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:36 No.18470730 >>18470707 Visual scan. If we go active, they get the first look.

>>	Minnafag !A4gIjT7a26 03/26/12(Mon)22:36 No.18470731 File: 1332815786.png-(629 KB, 1920x1200, Brown Minna glares.png)

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/26/12(Mon)22:36 No.18470732 >>18470707 TURN ON RADAR. If this is a trap, we don't want the adorable cossack to be targeted first.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)22:36 No.18470733 >>18470707 Radiate active, brief pulse.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:36 No.18470738 >>18470707 GNOME SENSES RAGE!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:36 No.18470739 >Scan visually? It is a mostly-full moon tonight. I have a feeling this is a bad idea, but we should do it anyway

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:36 No.18470741 >>18470707 >Scan visually? It is a mostly-full moon tonight. This. We were talking about the Martians following Sanya's pattern, what about ours? We did enter both of those giant furballs from high. Look up, especially if there's cloud cover.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:36 No.18470743 rolled 40 = 40 >>18470707 Climb higher, and shut off the engine again to glide for awhile. LISTEN.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/26/12(Mon)22:36 No.18470744 >>18470707 ...He's a defector? What? RADIO BARIN, TIGHT-BEAM Acquire prisoner!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:36 No.18470746 >>18470707 >Other "Sanya, i'm going to make any alium within a mile really mad. Watch my back, i promise to be on the radio this time." And then mash the radar.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:37 No.18470749 File: 1332815833.png-(69 KB, 300x200, perrine-h-clostermann-strike-w(...).png) >>18470713 Since when are the french acceptable here?

>>	Starshadow 03/26/12(Mon)22:37 No.18470750 File: 1332815834.jpg-(409 KB, 1200x791, 1327879830492.jpg) submarine carriers calling it now

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:37 No.18470752 >>18470707 >Radiate active Let's get a picture and GTFO. Also, radio the position of crashmartian. Someone must get him.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:37 No.18470754 >>18470714 >brown Minna Oh my.

>>	Major Airlift 03/26/12(Mon)22:37 No.18470755 File: 1332815848.jpg-(121 KB, 850x499, 1329135957097.jpg) >>18470707 Visual

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:37 No.18470756 >>18470707 visual.

>>	Inquisitorial Librarian 03/26/12(Mon)22:37 No.18470757 File: 1332815852.jpg-(106 KB, 554x439, Shrug.jpg) >>18470713 Eh. Irish-Italian descended American. Probably. Don't really know. I flubbed out of French back in school anyways. German was more fun.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:37 No.18470758 >>18470707 >OTHER Radio back to Barin that we have a downed and live Martian for pickup. We'll act as bait, and Sanya can take out any Martian that tries to come after us.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:37 No.18470759 File: 1332815861.png-(375 KB, 718x538, 1332735898279.png) >>18470707 Scan. And watch for falling tanks.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:37 No.18470761 rolled 9 = 9 >>18470707 Climb and Glide. Sound travels further and we can get an idea of their bearing and intercept if we have to.

>>	The Piano Maker !t.Kvo5rgtQ 03/26/12(Mon)22:37 No.18470762 >>18470707 Radiate Active... I have a feeling we'll just be throwing blood in the shark tank... Better to stick with visual scanning

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:38 No.18470765 >>18470707 YANKEE SEARCH

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:38 No.18470770 >>18470741 Addendum: We're down low for once. That might have saved us if my hunch has anything to it. ...Would precognitive self-sabotage to cause us to drop down to "safety" fall within that limited foresight we had?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:38 No.18470771 visual sweep. watch for stars that flicker.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/26/12(Mon)22:38 No.18470775 >>18470755 >SR-71 Strikers. All of my money.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:39 No.18470779 Look out for flying tanks, if they managed to get a ship on the air god knows what they are capable of.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:39 No.18470783 File: 1332815957.gif-(156 KB, 572x429, Scinfaxi - Burst Missile Launc(...).gif) >>18470750 >inb4 INCOMING BALLISTIC MISSILE

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:39 No.18470785 File: 1332815960.png-(55 KB, 1382x873, 1332379380828.png) >>18470707 Radio home. Something is wrong here and I want more than just us and Sanya in the air. >>18470714 >pic related

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:39 No.18470786 >>18470707 Ask Sanya to drop in the water and give us a sonar report. Then search-and-rescue on the crashed alium.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:39 No.18470787 >>18470750 Damn those are some terrible scouts/snipers. The enemy is obviously within visual range and can obviously see them.

>>	The Piano Maker !t.Kvo5rgtQ 03/26/12(Mon)22:39 No.18470789 File: 1332815978.jpg-(64 KB, 500x362, I'D TAP THAT.jpg) >>18470755 >Dat SR-71

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:39 No.18470790 >>18470770 Wait... You're saying... We gnomed our engines NOT to work until we stalled the fighter? This shit's getting a bit... too... Awesome.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:40 No.18470792 File: 1332816014.jpg-(21 KB, 550x315, Wetanknow.jpg) >>18470779 >>18470779 You mean like the Russkies?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:40 No.18470797 >>18470775 Oh huh, that is a 71. Anyone still have the link to that SR-71 story? Something about planes radioing in about their speeds and then some Hornet decides he wants to be the big boy in the valley?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:41 No.18470803 rolled 76 = 76 >>18470707 Climb. THEN FLY UPSIDE DOWN. Visual scan of whats below us. Now sean and ian can search visually downwards as well.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:41 No.18470808 >>18470797 Google "SR-71 speed check"

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/26/12(Mon)22:42 No.18470810 >>18470792 I have to laugh at this. Really? People thought this was a good idea? Yuri, you'd had to much vodka when you thought that one up.

>>	Starshadow 03/26/12(Mon)22:42 No.18470811 OH FUCK I JUST REALIZED >Submarine Carriers >HUE

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:42 No.18470812 >>18470713 ''Le'' n'est pas acceptable dans le cadre d'une phrase en anglais, ou aucune autre long long story short, ''Le'' isn't allowed in any other fucking language then French. Even if you're french, you don't fucking say ''Le'' in an english sentence.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/26/12(Mon)22:42 No.18470816 File: 1332816153.jpg-(142 KB, 771x600, BEWARE OF THE QUEEN OF SPADES&(...).jpg) Stop being mean to perrine. It's only natural for the french to act superior, just like how American's shoot guns widely in the air.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:42 No.18470819 >>18470707 Ask Ian if he can see anything.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:43 No.18470827 File: 1332816195.jpg-(577 KB, 1280x720, 1223043264061.jpg) >>18470783 Forget about it. NIMBUS LAUNCH

The Piano Maker !t.Kvo5rgtQ 03/26/12(Mon)22:43 No.18470832

>>18470797

>One day, high above Arizona , we were monitoring the radio traffic of all the mortal airplanes below us. First, a Cessna pilot asked the air traffic controllers to check his ground speed. ‘Ninety knots,’ ATC replied. A twin Bonanza soon made the same request. ‘One-twenty on the ground,’ was the reply. To our surprise, a navy F-18 came over the radio with a ground speed check. I knew exactly what he was doing. Of course, he had a ground speed indicator in his cockpit, but he wanted to let all the bug-smashers in the valley know what real speed was ‘Dusty 52, we show you at 620 on the ground,’ ATC responded. The situation was too ripe. I heard the click of Walter’s mike button in the rear seat. In his most innocent voice, Walter startled the controller by asking for a ground speed check from 81,000 feet, clearly above controlled airspace. In a cool, professional voice, the controller replied, ‘ Aspen 20, I show you at 1,982 knots on the ground.’ We did not hear another transmission on that frequency all the way to the coast.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:43 No.18470835 adding a vote in to "RADIO BAIN". Ego is all. Feed the ego.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:44 No.18470836 File: 1332816243.jpg-(136 KB, 602x800, 1328218002611.jpg) >>18470810 >Too much vodka HAH. LOOK AT LEETLE FUNNY BABY MAN.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:44 No.18470841 >>18470832 LET THEM GOOGLE IT.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:44 No.18470845 >>18470810 Well, if it had worked, the idea was sound. Remember that hey didn't have the benefit of hindsight and they were basically stumbling around blind. And in what world does dropping tanks from the sky not sound awesome?

>>	The Piano Maker !t.Kvo5rgtQ 03/26/12(Mon)22:45 No.18470852 File: 1332816326.jpg-(69 KB, 563x587, Wut da Zog.jpg) >>18470836 Are those... Are those PPSh-41's? ...Dats a whole lotta dakka

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:45 No.18470854 >>18470845 A world where the Luftwaffe owns the skies.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:45 No.18470855 >>18470816 >widely Not sure if subtle joke at fatness or just stupid. Either way I laughed.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:45 No.18470856 >>18470786 Dude Sanya fell in the water and was almost witch-napped. We can't ask her to go back in.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:45 No.18470863 >>18470845 "Ivan... Picture this... We bomb the Germans... but we don't use bombs... We use... Tanks."

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:46 No.18470872 >>18470863 They dropped a tank on Hulk... sure, why not.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:47 No.18470875 >>18470854 >A world where the Father Winter owns the skies. Fix'd for you.

Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/26/12(Mon)22:47 No.18470887

>>18470845
Even without the advantage of hindsight it just seems stupid. Sure, if it worked, it would have changed warfare forever, but it's more the fact that you're trying to glide a fuckton of solid, unaerodynamic metal to the ground on canvas and wood. The idea is crazy.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:48 No.18470888 Just caught up, and a bit confused about something. Why didn't Sanya just shoot the firebee herself? She's got a fucking rocket launcher or something, right?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:48 No.18470894 >>18470888 Rockets inaccurate?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:48 No.18470895 >>18470887 The idea of a plane in general is pretty retarded.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:48 No.18470896 >>18470811 ...that would make a bit of sense, yes. And the water would muck up sensory as well.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/26/12(Mon)22:48 No.18470897 >>18470887 DERP! Not canvas and wood but metal. Still stupid though.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:49 No.18470901 >>18470888 Probably too close on our ass. If it was trying to match stall speed, it could have been only a few meters behind before the engines finally decided to NOPE.jpg.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:49 No.18470904 File: 1332816551.jpg-(11 KB, 264x282, 1328781322097.jpg) >>18470887 >but it's more the fact that you're trying to glide a fuckton of solid, unaerodynamic metal to the ground on canvas and wood. The idea is fucking awesome. FTFY

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:49 No.18470906 >>18470887 Drunk Russians and their engineering man. It all revolves around BOOZE and their glorious 7.62x54R ammo

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/26/12(Mon)22:49 No.18470910 File: 1332816572.jpg-(178 KB, 640x640, ENEMY SHIP SPOTTED ENEMY SHIP (...).jpg) >>18470888 In the show they have GIGANTIC SPLASH damage

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:49 No.18470911 >>18470887 Well they cancelled it pretty quickly, and to be fair, it did evolve into the BMD-1 eventually, so it wasn't all for naught.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/26/12(Mon)22:49 No.18470912 http://www.mediafire.com/#0nebfnd54at9f This is the alternate religions doc, which I have written with Gap An Elf's blessing.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/26/12(Mon)22:50 No.18470931 >>18470895 Yes, but the difference between a plane and that... THING is that a plane generates lift and forward velocity, and can fucking FLY under power.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/26/12(Mon)22:50 No.18470933
File: 1332816657.jpg-(35 KB, 448x448, what the fuck am I painting.jpg)

You resolve on a visual search. Pushing your throttles hard, you wheel your heavy fighter through the moonlit night, pulling up on ten-thousand feet before you start flying a wide search pattern. Sanya falls in by your wing, her magical antenna absent as you both maintain total signals silence.

Your persistence pays off.

"There," Ian says a half-hour later. "Above the channel... three o'clock."

You peer skyward, squint, and blink. Waggling your wings to get Sanya's attention, you point in the general direction of the contact, and waggle your fingers dramatically. She nods, and you see her face light up as the magical antenna glows into existence around her face.

>Her Face When

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:51 No.18470943 >>18470933 GODDAMIT. I bet it's marines muckin about

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:52 No.18470947 >>18470933 Why is she blushing?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:52 No.18470950 File: 1332816729.jpg-(28 KB, 600x427, typicalrussianbomber.jpg) >>18470906 And remember: Red ones go faster.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/26/12(Mon)22:52 No.18470951 File: 1332816729.png-(454 KB, 853x480, 131842162688.png) >>18470887 MY AEROGAVINS LET ME SHOW YOU THEM

>>	The Piano Maker !t.Kvo5rgtQ 03/26/12(Mon)22:52 No.18470952 File: 1332816730.jpg-(167 KB, 485x600, You know what.jpg) >>18470933 AWWWWW SHIT HERE WE GO

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:52 No.18470953 File: 1332816730.jpg-(82 KB, 800x552, 1245447420529.jpg) >>18470827 You're both stupid. We're going to drive hundreds of rockets into everything. SCORCHED EARTH.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:52 No.18470954 >>18470947 Radar witch. Zip up.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/26/12(Mon)22:53 No.18470967 File: 1332816838.jpg-(107 KB, 349x349, LIFT_SURFACES.jpg) >>18470931 >lift smalltime

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:54 No.18470968 >>18470933 We're in our element now, time to unleash the fury and rip those fuckers apart, they don't know where we are.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/26/12(Mon)22:54 No.18470971 >>18470933 Its either a flight of witches and planes towards barrens, or another fucking DREDNOUGHT.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:55 No.18470985 >>18470931 The idea wasn't to get a flying tank. The idea was to slow down the fall of a tank enough to be able to land it in advantageous positions, to give support to paratroopers and the like. You know, what they do now with the Sprut or the BMD.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/26/12(Mon)22:55 No.18470988 File: 1332816924.jpg-(311 KB, 800x600, SOLOMON I HAVE RETURNED.jpg) WE DIDNT TAKE ROCKETS WE'RE FUCKING DEAD

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:55 No.18470990 rolled 15 = 15 >>18470933 Are we in visual range of castle barin? Light signal morse code. Flash them the heading and distance to possible contact. And let them know we have a firebee to pick up.

>>	The Piano Maker !t.Kvo5rgtQ 03/26/12(Mon)22:55 No.18470993 File: 1332816948.jpg-(80 KB, 450x349, roflbot.jpg) >>18470971 >another DREADNOUGHT Don't worry, we know what to do...

Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:55 No.18470994

>>18470910
Then was the 501st in more need of night support than previously thought? It sounds like Sanya's only really good at large targets or big clumps. Does someone else normally fly with her, or is the point for her to find targets and hold them off until the others get up? Either way it seems like a bad idea.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:55 No.18470996 >>18470988 sanyan has rockits.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:56 No.18470997 I tell you it's the fucking AIGAION

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/26/12(Mon)22:56 No.18470999 >>18470967 If lift = smalltime then flight = smalltime. You can't have your cake and eat it too.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:56 No.18471005 >>18470947 A couple aliums joining the Mile High Club?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:57 No.18471011 >>18470999 You = smalltime

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:57 No.18471016 >>18470994 big clumps and giant targets. thats all the neuroi got. mostly.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/26/12(Mon)22:57 No.18471017 >>18470993 We don't have rockets. Sanya does, but we want to keep the adorable cossack away from the fighting for the moment.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:57 No.18471019 >>18470999 Over a certain speed lift actually is smalltime.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:57 No.18471021 >>18471005 PLANEFAG, MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:58 No.18471024 >>18470999 Delicious glidertanks

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/26/12(Mon)22:58 No.18471030 File: 1332817107.jpg-(256 KB, 700x910, 5a857a022206076292bd9ee5195f01(...).jpg) EVERYONE LOVES PERINNE. Those that say otherwise are just Egyptians. [because they're in THE NILE, get it?]

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/26/12(Mon)22:58 No.18471032
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>>18470933

You yank the night binoculars down again and apply your face to them swiftly. Between the thin, scudding clouds, flashes of moonlight shine forth, and slip off the rounded sides of...

"Holy... fucking... shit..." you breathe.

It's a flight of - of you're not sure WHAT. They vaguely resemble a Martian "heavy" in size - their equivalent of heavy bombers - but they've long, flexible wings, almost like a boomerang, or a bat - a batarang? Whatever. There's over a dozen of them, and each of the flying wings has what looks like a modified shipping container beneath it; a long, boxy fuselage.

It's the second wave of the Invasion of England. And swarming around the heavy airborne transports are the escorts.

And Jesus, are there a lot of em.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:58 No.18471033 >>18470999 you dont need lift if you have enough thrust. trust me i am an expert at this.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:58 No.18471038 File: 1332817137.png-(14 KB, 679x427, 1328956984114.png) >>18471011

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:58 No.18471039 rolled 29 = 29 >>18471016 Supposedly, those launchers are light, the better for witches to carry. We need to see if we can stuff sneak one on the plane. Then we can pop a window and let loose.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:59 No.18471040 >>18471030 What painkillers are you even on and where can I get some?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:59 No.18471043 >>18471032 NOW can we radio Castle Barin?

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/26/12(Mon)22:59 No.18471044 >>18471032 >batarang Also, RADIO BARIN AND LET THEM NOW

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:59 No.18471046 >>18471032 WELP Report and run!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:59 No.18471048 >>18471032 Scramble all aircraft.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:59 No.18471051 >>18471032 Begin...the Bounce.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:59 No.18471052 >>18471032 Start calling this in and light up the skies with radar.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:00 No.18471055 >>18471032 Jesus, every time we take off, the martians fucking invade us. ... We should use this power to set traps for them.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:00 No.18471056 >>18471032 send in everyone! EVERYONE!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:00 No.18471057 >>18471032 >>18471032 >>18471032 TIME TO TEST OUT THE WIDOW

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:00 No.18471058 >>18471032 "Get in the air, bitches! And get that one chick some pants once you pry the marines off her. We'll need her too."

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:00 No.18471059 >>18471032 SCRAMBLE ALL PANTIES SCRAMBLE ALL PANTIES the witches can come too

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:00 No.18471060 >>18471032 SCCRAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMBBBLLLEEEEE

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:00 No.18471062 BOUNCE have sanyan blow a hole in the cover and BOUNCE through the hole!

>>	The Piano Maker !t.Kvo5rgtQ 03/26/12(Mon)23:00 No.18471066 >>18471032 BREAK RADIO SILENCe "ALL CALLSIGNS, ALL CALLSIGNS, WAKE THE FUCK UP, WE'VE GOT MORE ALIUMS THAN FRANCE AND GERMANY COMBINED"

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:00 No.18471069 >>18471032 CALL IT FRIENDO

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/26/12(Mon)23:00 No.18471071 File: 1332817253.jpg-(41 KB, 510x395, metal dart.jpg) >>18470999 Sorry I can't hear you over my flat spins~

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:00 No.18471072 >>18471032 Now the question is... How many walkers can you fit in a martian B-52?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:00 No.18471075 File: 1332817258.jpg-(395 KB, 960x685, 1332477460192.jpg) >>18471032 CALL IT IN! THEN BOUNCE LIKE A BEAST!

Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:01 No.18471081
File: 1332817268.png-(19 KB, 300x309, 1208397846573.png)

rolled 87 = 87

>>18471032

Fuck.

Break radio silence.

SCAMBLE EVERYTHIN-

.....

Oh fuck me its a big wing of bombers and escorts and faggot mallory is in charge..

Guys, we're gonna be alone up here for quite awhile...

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:01 No.18471084 >>18471032 Report in, we need to sortie fucking everything, cause as much destruction as we can but stay safe and keep relaying important information to the rest of Castle Barin.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:01 No.18471085 >>18471032 Either have Sanya race back to the base while we monitor, or we break radio silence now to send an alert to the castle and bounce these chucklefucks

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:01 No.18471091 >>18471032 Isn't Sanya's rocket launcher nuclear?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:02 No.18471092 >>18471032 ...wait. I have an idea. Have Sean find the frequency they're using to navigate. Then start blasting our own radar at that frequency and get these fuckers to follow us right back to France.

>>	Minnafag !A4gIjT7a26 03/26/12(Mon)23:02 No.18471093 File: 1332817324.gif-(1.77 MB, 275x217, 1318574318128.gif) HERE WE GO

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:02 No.18471094 File: 1332817324.jpg-(330 KB, 900x900, 1325750992759.jpg) >>18471081 ...and he's on base now, isn't he. FUCK.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:02 No.18471097 >>18471032 Well.. They're troop transports... So they're slow and stiff handling wise... I say we light them up with radar and begin the shooting gallery. Schrage musik anyone?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:02 No.18471106 >>18471030 >Get her pregnant with Schroedinger's baby >Drunkenly declare your undying love for her on twitter >Claim other people have problems Nobody likes Perinne. Those that say otherwise are just insane.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:02 No.18471107 >>18471091 The fuck? No it isn't. Where did you hear that?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:03 No.18471109 >>18471032 Okay, its time to fuck off and warn people, and pray to god the witches have had time to recharge magic, cause this is gonna suck.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:03 No.18471112 welp, radio for support then fuck their shit up.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:03 No.18471114 >>18471097 They're escorted. Unless fapangel turns this into a demonstration of why the Big Wing sucks, Martian Boogaloo version, this is going to fuck us without lube.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:03 No.18471116 File: 1332817422.gif-(449 KB, 286x119, Can't Deal With It.gif) >>18471081 >>18471094 FUCKING MALLORY!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:03 No.18471117 >>18471092 I like this idea. Could it work?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:03 No.18471120 File: 1332817432.jpg-(253 KB, 814x294, BLANK SOON FELLOW PILOT copy.jpg) >>18471032 Well, shit. This suddenly got really relevant.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:04 No.18471132 >>18471032 PLAY JAZZ FOR THE ALIUMS

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:04 No.18471136 >>18471092 It sort of worked once, it's worth a try again. Especially if we do it subtly (lol) while we send Sanya back to base.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:04 No.18471137 >>18471081 You say, with us being the ones screaming SCRAMBLE EVERYTHING.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:05 No.18471139 >>18471106 >Pregnant >Perrine THANKS FOR REMINDING ME

Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:05 No.18471140

rolled 61 = 61

>>18471032

WAIT, we shouldn't break radio silence yet.

We need to use sanya's launcher.

They're probably grouped very tightly and sanya's launchers have good range and splash damage.

We get in position, SANYA FIRES EVERYTHING AND BOOKS IT and then radio in.

Unless we can somehow light signal morse code castle barin without giving away our position.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:05 No.18471142 >>18471107 It's not nuclear but it's still strong enough to blow a 300 foot hole in the cloud layer.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:05 No.18471143 >>18471097 And then escorts will rape us to death before we knock down more than one or two.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:05 No.18471144 Sayna is the one witch with enough firepower to seriously fuck up large targets. Get one good rocketspam bounce in before they know we are here, then call it in and get Barin to SCRAMBLE.

>>	Inquisitorial Librarian 03/26/12(Mon)23:05 No.18471145 File: 1332817518.png-(289 KB, 459x302, Hurry Ivan!.png) Call it in, scramble the fighters, do something, see if we can't ignore Mallory, ??? profit.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/26/12(Mon)23:05 No.18471147 >>18471120 You are a good person.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:05 No.18471149 >>18471120 Neat

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:05 No.18471150 NEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES QUEST...

>>	Writefag 03/26/12(Mon)23:06 No.18471155 ...Bet you wish you had the 48th up there? This might be some real shit for you guys, but for the Desert Lightnings it's... Tuesday.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:06 No.18471156 >>18471150 shut the fuck up!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:06 No.18471157 >>18471150 Two hours early bro. Come on.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:07 No.18471167 File: 1332817624.png-(19 KB, 212x90, OMG PANIC.png) >>18471032

Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:07 No.18471172

WAIT.

We shouldn't break radio silence here.

If we can get back to base quietly and tip everyone off, then we'll be able to pull off an ambush.

Like in TW games when you discover some asshole hiding in wait, but then you surround them instead. It'll be marvelous.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:07 No.18471175 >>18471117 We can't recreate their signal perfectly, due to psionics. Still might be worth a shot, will at least confuse them while everybody else scrambles.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/26/12(Mon)23:08 No.18471179 File: 1332817683.jpg-(88 KB, 700x494, do you like presents sanya.jpg) DON'T THINK OF THEM AS ENEMIES THINK OF THEM AS CANDY FILLED METAL BOXES

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:08 No.18471180 >>18471172 Unless Barin is their target.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:08 No.18471181 >>18471032 First the Han reference, now Imperial shuttles? ARE YOU GUNNA THROW A FUKKEN STAR DESTROYER AT US NEXT?

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/26/12(Mon)23:08 No.18471182
File: 1332817709.png-(319 KB, 600x600, 5a7ad72518c697413d8ccbb5b017c3(...).png)

STRIKE WITCHES will be ending early tonight for various reasons, detailed below. STRIKE WITCHES: EAST ANGLIA IN DA MOONLIGHT will resume FRIDAY, standard time (7:00 EST, currently -4 GMT.)

Sorry for the slow, laid-back threads tonight, but my mind is utterly full of fuck. I powered through nosleep okay, but I got a $1,700 bill from school this weekend and my mechanic just told me my vehicle is such an old piece of shit its effectively totaled, it's just a question of when it falls apart. On minimum wage, I didn't need to hear this shit. Thus, not top form atm.

Anything past this point will exceed my prep/notes and be really, really lackluster shitty lolyoushootataliums, so I'm going to open the field to the other writefags writing for this setting a bit early tonight. By not running until FRIDAY , I'll be able to give us a classic lightspeed thread like we used to have. ALL CONTENT NO STOP.

Be there.

Or I'll find you.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:08 No.18471184 File: 1332817714.png-(261 KB, 770x641, 1329884973858.png) >>18471139 I think you need a stronger reminder. I feel like this is starting to lose its effect. We need something new. Anyone still got THAT pic of Sanya and Eila?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:08 No.18471188 >>18471175 GNOME. Have Sean focus on recreating the signal precisely and his majaiks should let him do it.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:08 No.18471190 rolled 78 = 78 >>18471175 We couldn;t recreate the signal perfectly... but that was with Sean alone. We now have SANYA with us. IT CAN BE DONE.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:08 No.18471191 >>18471175 >We can't recreate their signal perfectly, due to psionics Didn't stop Sean last time.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:09 No.18471192 >>18471179 SSSSSINDRIII

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/26/12(Mon)23:09 No.18471197 >>18471182 I understand. You'll get shit straightened out. Do you have a PayPal?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:09 No.18471199 >>18471150 You, look what you did >>18471182

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:09 No.18471200 >>18471182 Well Fuck

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:10 No.18471202 >>18471182 's coo, PF. Good luck!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:10 No.18471204 rolled 91 = 91 >>18471182 FAG ANGELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Yea, its cool. Get some rest mate. Thanks for coming by instead of just calling it off.

>>	The Piano Maker !t.Kvo5rgtQ 03/26/12(Mon)23:10 No.18471209 File: 1332817819.jpg-(36 KB, 291x400, Alrighty Then.jpg) >>18471182 OFF TO ROFLBOT TO ADD MORE CAPTIONS TO WIKIPEDIA PICTURES

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:10 No.18471211 >>18471182 Holy shit dude.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:10 No.18471214 >>18471182 i know that feel.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:10 No.18471215 We picked "visual observation" for a reason. They still don't know we're here, and it would be a waste to jump on the radio before one solid bounce complete with a fliegerhammer salvo.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:10 No.18471216 >>18471182 PPPPLLLLLAAAANNNEEEEFFFFFAAAAGGGG!!!! alright, see you friday :)

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:10 No.18471217 >>18471150 WE'VE GOTTA SPY HERE! DAMN ALIUMS AND THEIR MIND POWERS!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:10 No.18471218 File: 1332817859.jpg-(25 KB, 245x207, 1332039059353.jpg) >>18471182

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:11 No.18471220 >>18471182 >ALL CONTENT NO STOP I'll hold you to that.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:11 No.18471222 >>18471182 It's ok planefag, we still love you.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:11 No.18471227 >>18471157 o fly?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:11 No.18471228 >>18471182 Good luck, and see about selling your old vehicle as a "classic car" to get the scratch you need for the school bill. Or hock a kidney. Not necessarily your own; buy a bum a bottle of scotch in exchange for one of his.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:11 No.18471229 File: 1332817914.jpg-(119 KB, 774x962, METAL BOXES!.jpg) >>18471192 >>18471179

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:12 No.18471235 >>18471182 Shitty deal. Bah, I need to do some fucking homework anyways. "oh, I'll do it before the thread starts" ended up f5'ing for about an hour.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/26/12(Mon)23:13 No.18471247 File: 1332818021.png-(7 KB, 493x402, 1332616061399.png) >>18471197 I could not even ever think of doing anything like that no sir, no, not for strike witch fanfiction nosir. But thank you for being nice.

>>	Minnafag !A4gIjT7a26 03/26/12(Mon)23:14 No.18471256 File: 1332818060.gif-(159 KB, 320x210, It's time.gif) >>18471182 My jimmies aren't rustled at all

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:14 No.18471259 >>18471247 Not for Strike Witches fanfiction. For laughs. For entertainment. You're a better writer than several professionals.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:14 No.18471265 >>18471247 Well start posting nudes then.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/26/12(Mon)23:14 No.18471266 File: 1332818082.jpg-(168 KB, 600x800, OH DEAR LOOK AT THE TIME.jpg) AW MAN

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:14 No.18471272 File: 1332818094.jpg-(20 KB, 250x250, mushu.jpg) >>18471182 Story not cool bro Also-Where do you live? We'll comb Craigslist for a replacement car.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:14 No.18471274 File: 1332818098.jpg-(557 KB, 850x1040, 1329278588096.jpg) >>18471182 Sorry to hear about the problems, Planefag. I hope you can get them worked out well. Also, I appreciate the effort you put into running SWQ. Have a KV-2 in thanks!

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/26/12(Mon)23:15 No.18471279 >>18471259 Yeah, >>18471247 it's for entertainment value alone. Like when the pokecapn posse needed to raise money for new gear. stream.discoshiny.com

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/26/12(Mon)23:15 No.18471288 File: 1332818159.jpg-(312 KB, 800x735, youmu drinking coffee.jpg) >>18471191 >Didn't stop Sean last time. .... so how did he do it? Gee.

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/26/12(Mon)23:16 No.18471289

>so I'm going to open the field to the other writefags writing for this setting a bit early tonight.
Ohh.. let me try
----------------------------------
"Wait... So she got knocked up?" you ask Sean
"Ayup."
"It's yours isnt it?" you ask Ian
"HELL NO!" he punches you in the gut.
"Yeah... We need something better than a bag of eels this time." You tell Sean.

>>	archivalfag 03/26/12(Mon)23:16 No.18471293 FIDDY-SEVEN HERE WE GO. http://www.mediafire.com/?393t5tsml43pjg0 Anyways, good luck getting your shit together planefag.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:17 No.18471304 >>18471289 >whycantiholdallthesecrossovers.png

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:17 No.18471310 rolled 46 = 46 After all the talk on flying tanks, I'm wondering if the 3 gnomes will be able to successfully recreate the scene from A-Team.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:18 No.18471314 >>18471288 WE'RE LEAVING HIM IN THE DARK FOR THE WHOLE QUEST NO MATTER HOW MANY HINTS YOU DROP. deal with it nrd.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:19 No.18471332 File: 1332818396.jpg-(411 KB, 2317x1536, IMGP1719.jpg) >No DOSH FOR PLANEFAG Derp. Have a pic of Mio checking out Minna's assets then.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:20 No.18471345 >>18471332 Uh Planes for legs why

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:21 No.18471348 File: 1332818498.jpg-(33 KB, 500x362, angrygnome.jpg) >>18471314 At least until he admits gnomes are cool

Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:21 No.18471352

rolled 65 = 65

SO. We actually now have time to begin planning combat operations and how to go about it.

What say you, gentlemen?

1) Break radio silence, call for every damn plane in the sector, and then some.
2) Bounce the fuckers, then call for help
3) Find some way to communicate silently with castle barin?
4) Get sean to misdirect the armada.
5) Others

Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:22 No.18471356

>>18471332
You know, that eye has to be really disturbing for Mio.

When she takes off the patch, she sees through the skin and clothes, which means she sees a skull and spine and all the squishy bits, then a normal neck and torso, then the muscles and bones of the legs down to the striker, where she sees normal legs again.

How horrifying.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:23 No.18471365 File: 1332818590.gif-(2 MB, 450x390, 1309247621629.gif) >>18471345

>>	Major Airlift 03/26/12(Mon)23:23 No.18471368 File: 1332818594.jpg-(27 KB, 303x320, 1320603355625.jpg) >>18471345 Seriously?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:23 No.18471370 >>18471289 As funny as this is, I'd like confirmation that Planefag is NOT, actually, crossing over with MSQ. MSQ is fun, but I like SWQ to be a little more serious.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/26/12(Mon)23:24 No.18471382 >>18471370 UM NO. NO. I have not gone full F-82. I'm talking about PanzerHexen, Writefag, the gentlemen doing the naval spin-off, etc.

Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:24 No.18471384

>>18471352
We can't take them out on our own, not a shot, we need to buy as much time as possible to get people sortied.

So if we can communicate silently that's great, if we can't misdirect for as long as we can then fight a delaying action. Breaking radio silence is a big nono, if we can't communicate silently sent Sanya on home and tell her to go as fast as fucking possible and to beat Leigh-Mallory if he delays it or says anything about Big Wing.

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/26/12(Mon)23:24 No.18471385 File: 1332818695.jpg-(39 KB, 500x500, 1326770408616.jpg) >>18471345 I wish, I could. Hate you.Too death.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:25 No.18471390 >>18471385 >Too >oo

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:26 No.18471398 >>18471390 He ment THREE ever, thats more then 2 Lik dis if you cry evry tiem

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:27 No.18471399 >>18471352 >2 Keep it simple.

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/26/12(Mon)23:27 No.18471404 >>18471382 Thank you our plane legged god. don;t mind me just stil la little loopy off these meds.

>>	The Piano Maker !t.Kvo5rgtQ 03/26/12(Mon)23:27 No.18471407 File: 1332818861.jpg-(36 KB, 500x260, You're in German.jpg) >>18471382 Planefag, you gotta help me... I CAN'T STOP MAKING THEM

Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:27 No.18471408

rolled 62 = 62

>>18471384

Are we in morse code signalling range of Castle Barin?

We could signal the information back.

Also the missile launcher is suppose to be light.

Think we might be able to manage having sean or ian fire the thing while we send Sanya back to call for aid?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:28 No.18471411 >>18471352 3, de goso. Do not let Mallory get involved if at all possible.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:28 No.18471413 File: 1332818898.jpg-(214 KB, 850x850, 1329443114582.jpg) >>18471345 You... are new here, aren't you?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:30 No.18471437 >>18471413 Extremely.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:30 No.18471442 >>18471437 That's sort of the entire concept.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:31 No.18471445 >>18471437 Easy primer then. In WWII, witches need fast and broom too slow.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:31 No.18471451 File: 1332819100.jpg-(498 KB, 1536x2317, IMGP1872.jpg) >>18471345 Fine, lecher.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/26/12(Mon)23:32 No.18471457 File: 1332819122.jpg-(178 KB, 499x800, sailor lynn.jpg) posting britiosh

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:32 No.18471461 >>18471445 Oh. Well, that makes sense. Thanks.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/26/12(Mon)23:34 No.18471490 File: 1332819287.jpg-(168 KB, 720x1000, excellen usa.jpg) super witch wars

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:35 No.18471494 File: 1332819321.jpg-(174 KB, 651x721, 1332785854047.jpg) i'll just leave this here...

Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/26/12(Mon)23:37 No.18471525
File: 1332819467.jpg-(28 KB, 484x268, oh god why.jpg)

WEEKLY DOSE
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?b8nbjrbm7d8zr8u
NSFW
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MG42 OWNERS MANUAL
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?6jg8g2axnu9mu2k
HOW TO REFUEL WITCHES
and witches in afrika
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?7u9n16kqc4t0qhv

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:38 No.18471529 >>18471494 I actually just spit out some coffee. I always thought that was just an exaggerated joke, and that nobody actually did that, but nope. Now there's coffee on my keyboard.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:38 No.18471531 File: 1332819510.jpg-(83 KB, 400x392, 1330316547648.jpg) >>18471525 >>18471525

>>	drawfag 03/26/12(Mon)23:38 No.18471532 >>18471182 Sorry to hear that life is kicking you in the sack PF. If it'll make you feel better I can post WIP of the touchdown picture. If not, it should be done by Friday. Anyways, best of luck with everything.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:39 No.18471540 if i were a monster, i would gobble these girls up. from their heads down to the tippy tips of their propeller feet

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:42 No.18471573 File: 1332819770.jpg-(272 KB, 1024x1546, creepy sanya moedar.jpg) >>18471540 Creepysanya would gut you from the inside out.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/26/12(Mon)23:43 No.18471579 File: 1332819805.jpg-(12 KB, 217x207, 1326941850987.jpg) >>18471532 >>18471532 >>18471532 >>18471532 I I PLEASE IT'S EVER SO SHINY PLEASE

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:44 No.18471586 >>18471407 Dude Google the no-watermark version And use it for the love of god

>>	The Piano Maker !t.Kvo5rgtQ 03/26/12(Mon)23:45 No.18471600 >>18471586 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ITS THE PRICE ROFLBOT EXTRACTS FROM ME

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:45 No.18471604 >>18471573 That would not be a terrible sweatshirt. Gonna have to fire up my fabric paint and stencils.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:50 No.18471640 >>18471600 Add no-watermark to the end of this http://wigflip.com/roflbot/ And bam.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/26/12(Mon)23:50 No.18471641 File: 1332820206.jpg-(77 KB, 424x800, oh god oh man.jpg) >>18471573 I saw this hoodie for sale I was so tempted YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:50 No.18471644 So that writefag that was going to do something doesn't seem to be doing anything... Who wants to read "How I was the Deviljho?" Or is there not enough MH love here to get it?

drawfag 03/26/12(Mon)23:50 No.18471645
File: 1332820248.jpg-(569 KB, 3000x2000, Touchdown Thruman Thomas 4 cop(...).jpg)

>>18471579

Doh'k. Still got a lot of work left to do, but it is getting there slowly.

Also:

>Is it even possible to hold a person like that?

Excellent question!
1). Adrenaline
2). She weighs maybe 80 pounds soaking wet
3). A WITCH DID IT

> I still don't think that it is physically possible to sprint like that while holding someone...

A WITCH DID IT

> but

A WITCH

DID

IT

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:51 No.18471653 >>18471645 O- Oh my.

>>	The Piano Maker !t.Kvo5rgtQ 03/26/12(Mon)23:52 No.18471659 File: 1332820322.jpg-(83 KB, 905x720, Hell yeah.jpg) >>18471645

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:52 No.18471665 >>18471645 Holy shit dude

>>	Writefag no 2 03/26/12(Mon)23:52 No.18471672 ALRIGHT! Sorry it's late, but I thought I had more time. And now, we begin.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:53 No.18471678 >>18471645 >Trigger Discipline

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:53 No.18471687 >>18471645 Guy who bothered you about lines of action and whatnot weeks ago. I am so happy right now I cannot even begin to express it.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:54 No.18471696 >>18471678 The little details are the best part.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:54 No.18471697 File: 1332820472.png-(425 KB, 584x329, 1331244973233.png) >>18471645

>>	Major Airlift 03/26/12(Mon)23:54 No.18471698 File: 1332820479.png-(289 KB, 525x295, 1331686236376.png) >>18471645 I think I love you.

Prune Barge Shuffle session #2 Writefag no 2 03/26/12(Mon)23:54 No.18471701
File: 1332820494.jpg-(80 KB, 912x466, USS California underway in the(...).jpg)

*December 8, 1942, 0400*

“Why’d we have to get underway so damn early?” Wright quietly groused to one of his fellow platoon leaders as they sat in the briefing room.

“Because, Lieutenant,” Major Santiago replied from the blackboard he was writing things on. “We don’t know what kind of fifth column the Martians have, so it’s best to leave under the cover of darkness so as not to give them any opportunities to know our exact sailing schedule. And because you touch yourself at night.”

“Momma always said being an onanist would come back to haunt me.”

After waiting a few seconds to let the chuckles disperse, the Major resumes. “Alright, for those who are new or don’t pay attention to Kraut developments,” he spares a second to glare at one of the other platoon leaders, “the Bismarck just had a brand-new secondary battery fire director installed to replace the one the Squids slagged last month, so Admiral Lee wants a day of target practice before we actually go on patrol to work the kinks out.”

Wright raises his hand. “Does this include the AA gunners as well?”

Santiago nods. “Yes. I know that we’ve got some green AA gun crews onboard, your 1.1” mount included, so we got the RAF to send some target tugs to so we can let the AA crews get a work up, too.”

As he turns back to the blackboard he continues. “Alright, the destroyers are going to get first go at the Centurion, starting with the USS Pope at 1200…”

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:55 No.18471709 rolled 78 = 78 >>18471645 >skirt Why is there a skirt?

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/26/12(Mon)23:56 No.18471714 File: 1332820570.jpg-(9 KB, 200x200, 1331690358745.jpg) >>18471645 His hand is on her boobs. naturally, I noticed the trigger discipline first. These always make me giggle with glee, and your attention to detail is phenomenal.

Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:56 No.18471717
File: 1332820588.jpg-(129 KB, 350x254, m1911-cocked-and-locked.jpg)

>>18471645
Very nice, BUT the /k/ in me is crying out. The 1911, when loaded, should never have the slide forward and the hammer down. It should be cocked back, ready to fire. Single Action semi and all that.

Prune Barge Shuffle session #2 Writefag no 2 03/26/12(Mon)23:56 No.18471718
File: 1332820593.jpg-(43 KB, 744x442, 01_hms_centurion.jpg)

*****

About twelve hours later, the guns of the California were roaring at the Centurion.

And Lt. Wright was retching into a bucket.

“First time on the North Sea, Ell-tee?” asked one of his gun’s gunlayers.

“I’m from Amarillo. This is the first time I’ve been to sea *period*,” Wright groans out.

After a few sympathetic “oohs” from his guncrew, one of the loaders perks up. “Looks like Bismarck is through with her turn with the target tugs. Better get up to the fire-director, Ell-tee. We’ve got it here.”

Hauling himself to his feet, Wright makes his way up a deck to his station, taking care so his bucket didn’t spill anywhere. Reaching the fire-director for his gun, he takes a deep breath, steels himself and plugs his headset into the ship’s gunnery control network.

Prune Barge Shuffle session #2 Writefag no 2 03/26/12(Mon)23:57 No.18471725

An hour after that, Admiral Willis Lee was smiling.

“Alright, that’s enough for today. Hail the rest of the task force, and congratulate them on their shooting. Secure from battle stations, and make ready for sea,” he ordered as he walked out of the conning tower. After 5 minutes, control of the ship was passed up to the navigation bridge again, and Captain Bunkley, Lieutenant Mackintosh, and the quartermaster joined him outside.

“Flawless work on the conn, Mr. Mackintosh, as always. And flawless shiphandling, quartermaster. You’re released to get in line for chow first,” Lee said with a nod. The quartermaster saluted, and then jogged off to claim his rightful place.

As the three began to walk towards the companionway to the navigation bridge, Admiral Lee turns to the two following him. “Are you sure?”

“That’s what his transfer orders said, sir,” said Captain Bunkley as the group climbed the steps. “Highest possible marks in marksmanship, no matter the weapon. And today, he managed a flat 96% accuracy rate as a green commander with a green gun crew on an AA gun, while seasick,” The sounds of retching coming from ahead of them seemed to make the point.

Admiral Lee nods. “Indeed. And what about you, Lieutenant? You ran into him ashore, didn’t you?”

“Yes sir. I could feel it. It’s what made me stop wondering why a butterbar fresh out of OCS got assigned to a battleship,” Mackintosh replied.

Lee nods again. “Well then, it’s time we give him a proper introduction. My quarters, at 2000. Be there ten minutes beforehand, Mr. Mackintosh. I’ll send word down to the two in engineering. Good day, gentlemen.” And with that, the three go their separate ways.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:58 No.18471744 >>18471678 well it is Strike Witches...

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:58 No.18471745 >>18471714 Looks like it's tucked across the base of her ribs, actually.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:58 No.18471746 >>18471645 >>18471717 >>18471714 >Notice trigger discipline >Notice Condition 2 >Have to have hand placement on chest pointed out to me I think I have a problem you guys.

Prune Barge Shuffle session #2 Writefag no 2 03/26/12(Mon)23:58 No.18471747

*****

“So, are you going to tell me why I’m being dragged before the Admiral?” demanded Wright. “I’ve been onboard this tub for just over a day! What the fuck could I have done that’s THAT bad?!”

The sailor leading him through the corridors of the ship keeps his head forward. “You’ll find out when you get there.”

Wright grunts, but doesn’t say anything in reply. The two of them make their way through the rest of the ship with little incident.

Eventually, they make their way to the Admiral’s Quarters, which already has two armed sailors posted outside of it. The one who fetched Wright opens the door for him and gestures for him to enter. Taking a breath, Wright does so. The sailor closes the door behind him with what seemed like a deafening thud.

Before Wright stood three men, who were flanking the seated figure of Admiral Lee. Two of them were Chief Warrant Officers, apparently from engineering, and the third was Lt. Mackintosh in his cyclopedian glory.

“Good evening, Lieutenant. I hope my summons wasn’t interrupting anything,” Admiral Lee said neutrally.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:58 No.18471753 File: 1332820733.gif-(11 KB, 220x218, Good-night-poverty-pride.gif) keep on keepin on PF.

>>	Writefag No 0 03/26/12(Mon)23:59 No.18471759 >>18471725 CTRL+V FASTER DAMMIT, its a pain in the ass to read pastebin

Prune Barge Shuffle session #2 Writefag no 2 03/26/12(Mon)23:59 No.18471770

“No, sir. I wasn’t doing anything but rereading the operations manual for my fire director, sir. Although, I am puzzled as to what you summoned me for, sir,” Wright barked out mechanically.

Lee chuckles. “Be at ease and speak freely, Mr. Wright. You have done nothing wrong. As you can see,” he says as he gestures to the men standing beside him, “this is hardly a Captain’s Mast.”

As he brings his hands together in front of him, he continues. “Let us get to business, then. Have you had the pleasure of meeting Lt. Adams yet, Mr. Wright?”

“Yes, sir. She, er, dropped in while I was ashore in Hull.”

“So, you’ve met our resident magic user. She should be the only one onboard, correct, Mr. Wright?”

“Uh, yes , sir,” Wright says , warily, “She’s the only witch we have assigned to us, as far as I know.”

“You are correct on that account, Mr. Wright. Now, what would you say if you were wrong about there being only one magic user onboard. That were a total of SIX of them onboard now, counting her. That there are such things as MALE magic users?”

“Permission to speak freely, sir?” Wright receives a nod from the admiral. “I’d say you were barking mad. Males can’t use magic; only witches can. Everyone knows that.”

YOU ALL KNEW THIS WAS COMING Writefag no 2 03/27/12(Tue)00:00 No.18471782

At this, the four of them look between themselves for a second, and begin laughing hard.

“’Everyone knows that’, Lieutenant? Is that so? Well, your presiding officer and gunny at Quantico apparently didn’t,” the admiral said with a return to dead-seriousness. He pulls a folded envelope out of his jacket, and slides it forward on his desk. “Don’t believe me? Read for yourself.”

Wright snatches the letter and begins to read it furiously. It’s mainly regular paperwork bullshit, top shooting scores, yaddayaddayadda… until he reads the line underneath his former CO’s signature.

*POSSIBLE MALE MAGIC USER CANDICACY DISCOVERED IN INITIAL OCS CONFIRMED. SUSPECTED TYPE: MARKSMAN. USE HIM WELL.*

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:01 No.18471788 >>18471725 GNOMES EVERYWHERE. It seems that for all the witches' attempts to keep it quiet, male magic users have been forming their own secret organizations. I can just imagine their surprise when the two groups meet.

>>	The Piano Maker !t.Kvo5rgtQ 03/27/12(Tue)00:01 No.18471790 File: 1332820879.jpg-(140 KB, 800x908, AWWWWWWW SHIT NIGGA.jpg) >>18471782

Prune Barge Shuffle session #2 Writefag no 2 03/27/12(Tue)00:01 No.18471793

“I can tell by the fact your face has turned white as a sheet you’ve reached the important bit.” Wright slowly looks up from the letter in shock. “I’m going to cut it to your straight. You didn’t think it was odd in the slightest that you managed to achieve a 96% accuracy rate with a green crew on an AA gun, while you were badly seasick? That you managed to do this on a new gun to you?”

“The principles are the sa-“ is all Wright can stammer out before Admiral Lee cuts him off. “Bullshit. The Quad 1.1 is a completely different animal than the 5 incher you trained on. And this is your first day at sea, yet you lead that gun like you had been on this ship since Pearl Harbor,” he says as he leans forward. “Look, Mr. Wright. Let’s not beat around the bush any more. You are a magic user.”

He smiles. “But don’t worry, you aren’t alone,” he indicates each man in turn. “Chief Warrant Officers Navarro and Arroyo. Both of the Engineering Department. They have an unnerving ability to have a piece of machinery do whatever they want it to. And Lt. Mackintosh, (you didn’t think it was odd that a mere Lieutenant was the navigator for a battleship?), well, Mr. Mackintosh can plot a 100% accurate fix at any time without needing to do any kind of work. And myself?” He shrugs. “I’m a Marksman like you. You’ll find quite it shocking how easily your skill with small arms translates to bigger weapons,” He says as he points to the 5 Olympic Gold Medals on display the bulkhead.

Prune Barge Shuffle session #2 Writefag no 2 03/27/12(Tue)00:02 No.18471800

Wright is still too shocked to respond. Seeing this, the Admiral presses on. “I know this is a lot to take in. Normally, we groom candidates for years at Annapolis before we introduce them to the concept. However,” he says as he raises a finger, “New as you are to the all this, you must, and I mean *must* keep it secret. There are less than 15 people onboard this ship who know of the existence of male magic. The only ones who are important to you are Captain Bunkley and Major Santiago. Anyone else who Is not in this room at this moment is to be kept in the dark about this. Is that understood?”

Wright begins to nod his head, before he finds his voice. “…yessir… Yes, sir.”

Admiral Lee beams at him. “Excellent!” he says as he stands up. “Now that is concluded, how about we step into my wardroom for some ice cream? And I don’t mean the bulk stuff you get in the mess, I mean high-quality gelato.”

“That…sounds delicious, sir.”

“Exquisite! Welcome to the Brotherhood, Marine.”

drawfag 03/27/12(Tue)00:02 No.18471805

>>18471709

>implying I want to get van'd

Because she is ridiculously underage-banned. It is already hard enough to justify why a 20 something male is sprinting through a battlefield with a gun and a obviously under 18 girl tucked under his arm. Especially when said girl is screaming bloody murder and wearing no pants. Adding panty shots is where I draw the line on that one. You want pantsu, you are going to have vote for legal tender. Everyone else gets pilots pants or longer uniforms.

Prune Barge Shuffle session #2 Writefag no 2 03/27/12(Tue)00:04 No.18471829

Aaaannndd done.

Here's the pastebin for tonight:
http://pastebin.com/6Av0eK5T

And based on the agreement I have with the guy who writes Thunder and Lightning, next SWQ session shall see you back into the sands of North Africa before returning to the North Sea. We will be alternating days.

Any questions/comments/clarifactions?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:04 No.18471831 rolled 95 = 95 >>18471805 >okay Then i'll nitpick the other point. Witches manifest their familiars when they're using majik. Does that mean the ears and tail should be popping out?

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/27/12(Tue)00:05 No.18471837 File: 1332821130.jpg-(12 KB, 364x336, 1327119368746.jpg) >>18471805 So even the drawfag is subverting the fanservice. Glorious. Glorious. We troll as one.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:05 No.18471838 My only complaint about the drawing is that the face doesn't look Japanese at all. They have very tiny features.

drawfag 03/27/12(Tue)00:07 No.18471851

>>18471717

Ah. Dully noted. I will fix that.

>>18471714

Uh...oh. How awkward. Yeah, I can see that now. It is SUPPOSED to be towards the lower portion of the rib cage. IE not the boobies. Grabbing onto the stomach would just end in tears and internal bruising, so it has to be the rib cage SOMEWHERE. I will have to fix that. Good catch!

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:07 No.18471858 It looks pretty japanese too me. Like a young jackie chan

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:07 No.18471860 >>18471838 's a damn sight more mongoloid than anyone looks in the anime, though, so it still gets a plus. Besides, asians all look the same anyway.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:08 No.18471864 >>18470836 realistically what is that for? i mean infantry and light vehicle strafing obviously but it would be mediocre at best and suck at everything else.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:08 No.18471867 >>18471805 Miyafuji is 15, and wears a school swimsuit (Why? Japan, that's why) over sailor fuku at all times. You could have drawn that. >>18471831 Yes it does.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/27/12(Tue)00:08 No.18471868 >>18471851 His arm is in the right spot. It's more the thickness of her lips that gets me. They're wider than his are.

Starshadow 03/27/12(Tue)00:08 No.18471873

>“Exquisite! Welcome to the Brotherhood, Marine.”
This actually makes a lot of sense. The Navy has had far more contact with witches than the Army has up to this point. So while the Army is fairly clueless. The Navy would be able to recognize the abilities of the witches and draw some parallels to male personnel.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:09 No.18471877 >>18471858 >It looks pretty japanese too me. Like a young jackie chan And there's the problem. Jackie Chan is chinese.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:09 No.18471879 >>18471864 I dunno, looks like a 2-second burst over a column of trucks would tear shit up pretty good.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:10 No.18471892 >>18471877 tomatoe, tomahtoe

drawfag 03/27/12(Tue)00:14 No.18471920

>>18471831

Yeah that is on the to-do list, just haven't gotten to that yet. I am not sure what to do about the tail. Technically if it is raised, it would lift the fabric breaking the no pantsu policy. I might just pretend she has it tucked under her legs, since she is terrified and all that jazz.

>>18471838

Not sure how much more I can push it. She already has a fairly flattened face/nose. Much more and her face will start looking funky. Well, funkier. I will work on it some more.

>>	Writefag 03/27/12(Tue)00:14 No.18471922 >>18471873 It's adorable that you think the Army isn't way ahead of the Navy. Gnome cabals. Gnome cabals EVERYWHERE. And none of them know about each other. Except the witches, who they're trying to keep the secret from, who evidently do know about it.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:15 No.18471936 >>18471920 >Not sure how much more I can push it. She already has a fairly flattened face/nose. Much more and her face will start looking funky. Well, funkier. I will work on it some more. Breaking News: Asians are fucking ugly. More at 11.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:16 No.18471941 >>18471922 I love this idea... Every unit has their group of wizards going hush hush about their secret club... and never realizing that everyone and their dog has a cabal of warlocks in their unit.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/27/12(Tue)00:17 No.18471944 File: 1332821824.jpg-(369 KB, 1280x1445, 1331695416823.jpg) >>18471920 Here, I found you a template :trolfaec:

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:18 No.18471952

>>18471922
>Witches trolling Gnome cabals by playing them off against each other
>PARANOIA EVERYWHERE
>turns out to be good training for when Martians start cloning humans and/or brainwashing them to be spies
And the Gnomes will be all 'HAH YOU ENDED UP HELPING' and the Witches will go 'NUH UH WE TROLLED YOU SO HARD' and everyone will be tsundere forever.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:18 No.18471959 >>18471782 >lol magic For something as much as a PR bomb as male magic; there would probably be code names.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:19 No.18471970 File: 1332821990.jpg-(675 KB, 1600x1200, IMG_0013.jpg) <+Crix`> pay to waifu <+Crix`> the witch who gets the most donates <+Crix`> fonations* <+Crix`> DONATIONS <+Crix`> is the one we fuck put up or shut up ladies.

Writefag no 2 03/27/12(Tue)00:20 No.18471971

>>18471873
Well, consider these two points:

1. Sailors are already superstitious to a large extent.
2. When you're cooped up on a ship for months at a time, you start to notice your shipmates doing things that people say are "mythical", and clearly aren't.

As an aside, Annapolis was founded with the secret secondary objective of finding and preparing gnomes for the Navy and Marine officer corps. You determine what kind of a gnome a man is, subtly push him into a career that would compliment it, and then tell him about his magic when he reports to his posting.

>>	Starshadow 03/27/12(Tue)00:21 No.18471984 >>18471922 The answer is clear then. We must unite the cabals for fun and profit.

Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/27/12(Tue)00:24 No.18472019

In fairness, Planefag didn't actually say we would be voting for the course of the story with money.

What I suggested was that we donate money to a paypal account that he would post at the start of a thread, and in return he would write little side-stories about the SWQ world. What Lynette thinks about her sister being a witch too, what Hellcow gets up to off-camera, what Nope-Alium does after we lose track of him.

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/27/12(Tue)00:24 No.18472028 File: 1332822280.jpg-(55 KB, 640x427, monopoly money..jpg) >>18471970 >American money >Not using superior monopoly money

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:24 No.18472030 >>18471970 Just so people don't go all retarded, it should be pointed out that PF isn't actually taking money to determine where the quest goes.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:25 No.18472033 File: 1332822300.jpg-(70 KB, 750x618, roflbot.jpg) >>18472019

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:25 No.18472041 >>18472019 let me get some bites next time man, goddamn. planefag aint the onlyone who needs tears ya know?

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/27/12(Tue)00:27 No.18472058 File: 1332822439.png-(316 KB, 700x654, deal_with_it_hellcow.png) >>18472041

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:29 No.18472074 >>18472033 I used to be a huge Trudefag until Minna got all dere-dere on us.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:30 No.18472081 File: 1332822607.jpg-(282 KB, 527x724, 6c545ccc27d223bc74481bf684739f(...).jpg) >>18472074 >I used to be a huge Trudefag until Minna got all dere-dere on us. YOU LIKE THE DERE-DERE??? HOW COULD YOU BETRAY TRUDE LIKE THAT

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:31 No.18472099 File: 1332822705.gif-(1.13 MB, 1200x900, 1332569050549.gif) rolled 28 = 28 >>18472081 Well, the impact is something like this.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:34 No.18472129 File: 1332822890.gif-(895 KB, 232x137, I will fucking kill you.gif) >>18472099 YOU BETRAYED TRUDE

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/27/12(Tue)00:35 No.18472133 File: 1332822924.jpg-(362 KB, 800x1066, handsome elia.jpg) OH MY

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:35 No.18472134

>>18471971
This makes a lot of sense. Harangued as they were, the conspiracy theorists only got one thing wrong about the Sisterhood: they don't do their own dirty work. If they're leaning on local governments to cover up any particularly vocal gnomes, it makes sense that eventually someone would think to keep an eye out for them ahead of time and try to hide them somewhere.

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:36 No.18472140

>>18472081
I almost went back after that drunken makeout. The whole tail-pulling and ending up in doggystyle was gold. Also faptastic. Hopefully she doesn't remember it.

Of course, if she does, it'll make a great conversation piece.

"So, about that time in the hangar..."

"NOPE NOPE NOPE!"

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:36 No.18472150 >>18472074 When did that happen? >>18472099 and I don't quite follow this

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:37 No.18472164 I like Trude too much as the butt of constant siscon jokes to want her to get into anything resembling a stable healthy relationship.

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:38 No.18472167
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>>18472074

YOU WERE ALWAYS A SHITTY FANBASE. WE WENT TO THE FUCKING MAT AGAINST THE MINNA MENACE FOR 20 THREADS. A WAR WITH OUT HOPE.

BUT THEN TRUDE CAME. FINALLY ANOTHER BLOC, TO MAKE OUR VICTORIES STICK. BUT DID YOU? NO. YOU'VE PUT VOTES ON THE BOARD TWICE. YOU GOT THE MOST RIDICULOUS "LOL, MPs TAKE YOU FROM TRUDES ROOM TO A CLOSET WITH MINNA" BULLSHIT EVER. DID YOU TEAR THE THREAD DOWN? HELL NO, NOT EVEN A FUCKING PEEP. MINNAFAGS FILLED AN ENTIRE DISCUSSION THREAD WITH WRATH CAUSE A CONVERSATION MILDLY DEVIATED FROM WHAT THEY WANTED.

FUCK YOU, TRUDEFAGS ID RATHER BE ALLIED TO ITALY AND FRANCE AT THE SAME TIME JESUS FUCK.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/27/12(Tue)00:39 No.18472182 File: 1332823155.jpg-(148 KB, 800x600, trude is a terrible evil perso(...).jpg) >>18472164

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:39 No.18472183

>>18472140
Oh god, we should really try to play that up. Seriously, though, we should talk to her when we get the chance. Her problems might actually be fixable with the calm, sober (definitely sober) application of angry pilot logic. We can get drunk together afterward.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:40 No.18472198 rolled 85 = 85 >>18472150 It's a series from an artist. Nagatoro-san and Senpai http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/4980

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:41 No.18472207

>>18472167
>DID YOU TEAR THE THREAD DOWN? HELL NO, NOT EVEN A FUCKING PEEP.
It might make them bad waifufags, but it at least makes them better posters.

Also, did we ever figure out what that conversation in the briefing room we noped past was about? The one Perrine was listening to.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:41 No.18472208 >>18472183 Last time we tried to help, she punched us in the face I saw we just give her what she wants and let her forget her problems for a little while with hot-pilot-sex.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:42 No.18472213 File: 1332823330.png-(26 KB, 200x189, 133253901994.png) >>18472167 Some of us still fight the good fight.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:42 No.18472223 >>18472198 I meant more this part >Well, the impact is something like this. Maybe the series gives it some context, but I'm not familiar.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:42 No.18472227 File: 1332823375.jpg-(144 KB, 849x600, sample-30914690e2cae791a448653(...).jpg) >>18472167 There is still hope...

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:43 No.18472230 >>18472167 We ain't all given up yet.

>>	Starshadow 03/27/12(Tue)00:43 No.18472235 File: 1332823424.png-(36 KB, 800x590, YESICANADATROLL.png) >>18472028 >monopoly money >Canadian Dollar at parity to US Dollar Capitalism Ho!

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:44 No.18472242 >>18472208 We're too far along the Minna route to do that. Besides, jumping from nothing into sex just gets you pushed to the side when you're done.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:44 No.18472250 File: 1332823499.jpg-(53 KB, 350x523, 7d895a0fc0b0fd7bf02756ab473428(...).jpg) >>18472242 >We're too far along the Minna route to do that. FUCK YOU, NO WE ARE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:45 No.18472252

>>18472208
>Last time we tried to help, she punched us in the face
And that's why we love her. Though technically it was an elbow in the hanger, I think.
And besides, I think it's plenty clear by now that none of these witches knows what they want, let alone what's good for them.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:46 No.18472258 >>18472242 No we're not. Also: >gets you pushed to the side when you're done imokwiththat.jpg

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:47 No.18472276 >>18472242 we've got twice as much snog with trude as with minna and we've never kicked her to the floor and called he a crazy bint. so yeah, you're probably right that the trudefags cant make it happen.

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:48 No.18472282

>>18472242
We're certainly getting further along with something with Minna, but it's not clear that's it's anything romantic. We could end up with mutual respect and admiration, etc. And really, if we fail to get Robin shipped back home, she's going to need a CO we can trust, and that's gonna take some work if it's Minna.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:48 No.18472284 File: 1332823720.jpg-(225 KB, 849x1235, sample-b26dd7ff7901be5209e4c59(...).jpg) I used to not care about either of the girls, and hated both fanbases.... Then I actually saw the show.... Trudefag for life now...

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:50 No.18472304 >>18472282 Oh fuck Robin got officially transferred and now we are going to call a scramble order. Son of a bitch.

Writefag no 2 03/27/12(Tue)00:51 No.18472311

>>18471984
>>18471971
It should be pointed out, thought, that the Navy's cabal is fleet-wide. While each ship might have it's own secret cadre of Gnomes, the captain of each ship and the admirals that actually command fleets know about the gnomes under their command.

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/27/12(Tue)00:51 No.18472314 File: 1332823891.png-(259 KB, 540x800, 29a035f8443a073d7c0f195869029e(...).png) >>18472284 Eliafag here, krauts are decent Although Elia's sister is hotter....(and cuter in the alice outfit)

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:51 No.18472316 File: 1332823914.jpg-(10 KB, 192x279, 1329359475697.jpg) rolled 14 = 14 >>18472304 >>18472304 >>18472304 >>18472304 >>18472304 >>18472304 >>18472304 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:52 No.18472322
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>>18472304

I am REALLY not cool with Robin being here...

There HAS To be some kind of non-combat role for witches?

Please tell me they're not going to throw our baby-sis into the war... please...please

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:55 No.18472347

>>18472314
Erica is the best kraut (not counting Cupcakeski), but for some reason everyone thinks she's off limits. I get that she might not want to scoop Trude's find, so to speak, but we can probably sort that out. That or just catch her in a potato trap and tie her to the bed for HUEHUEHEU.
I mean, it's pretty clear by now that PF- I mean MC, of course, has a thing for the German chicks.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/27/12(Tue)00:56 No.18472354 File: 1332824203.jpg-(280 KB, 800x600, TRUDE NO.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:56 No.18472357 File: 1332824214.jpg-(99 KB, 562x700, e0458651f77548b633dbe5269b4a6e(...).jpg) >>18472347 Look at them. How could you not?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:57 No.18472363 >>18472357 >>18472357 >Hardcorefoursomes >while drunk >all of my dosh

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:58 No.18472370

>>18472304
Witches are double plus ungood in furballs.
My vote's on radar zorch tag-team with Sanya, then turn around and run back to Barin screaming 'HELP HELP THEY'RE ALL AROUND ME'. We should pull a fairly sizable chunk of the fighters right into ALL THE WITCHES EVER.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:58 No.18472377 File: 1332824332.jpg-(91 KB, 469x700, 1330026202621.jpg) Disney style, yo

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:59 No.18472393 File: 1332824395.jpg-(48 KB, 380x238, rock.jpg) >>18472213 >>18472227 >>18472230 you arent allowed to use the word 'still' until you've started.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:00 No.18472404 File: 1332824425.jpg-(182 KB, 881x942, 1330017381639.jpg) >dis sanya

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/27/12(Tue)01:00 No.18472407 File: 1332824437.jpg-(165 KB, 636x900, lewd.jpg) >>18472347 best kraut is clearly marseille or heidemarie

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:00 No.18472411

>>18471788
It might also fall into a sort of Uncanny Valley of magic.

Witch magic is very, very obviously impossible for humans to do. It doesn't matter how skilled or lucky or fit you are; a normal person will never be able to make energy shields, or fly, or see through walls, or any of that other sparkly bullshit.

But gnome magics are things that are technically possible for normal humans, just so incredibly unlikely that they might as well be impossible. Failing that, they're things that still use ordinary human parts (jumping with legs as opposed to flying, punching through steel as opposed to energy beams, etc.) to do their work. So the human mind, when confronted with something it can't understand, tries to rationalize it away, to fit it into the normal paradigm. Witch magic can't be seen as anything other than what it is. But gnome magic is just close enough to how the world normally works that unless you're actively looking for it, your mind finds an explanation that doesn't bend physics over a table.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:01 No.18472413 >>18472377 >>18472404 Oh god what the fuck, why?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:01 No.18472421 File: 1332824499.jpg-(67 KB, 704x396, 1331377250509.jpg) >>18472393 COME AT US BRO!

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:02 No.18472425 File: 1332824531.jpg-(99 KB, 894x894, robin_young_by_codename36-d4t2(...).jpg) >>18472322

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:03 No.18472430 File: 1332824589.gif-(719 KB, 160x120, Clone Trooper loses it.gif) >>18472393 Brother... I stand with you

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:04 No.18472437 >>18472425 NO NO NO HE SAID IT WAS JUST PIECE BY HIMSELF ON HIS OWN EFFORT NO COMMISSION, THEREFORE PLANEFAG DOESN'T PLAN TO USE IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NOT OUR LITTLE FUCKING SISTER!!!!

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:04 No.18472441

>>18472370
My question is how many rockets does Sanya have and how quickly can she volley them all off?

I figure we get one good bounce in, she unloads all her ordnance and makes for home while we go active on the radar and draw as many escorts as possible away from the transports while she gets us some help.

Plus we can give her instructions to find Chuck and tie Mallory up in a basement somewhere before he can fuck everything up.

>>	drawfag 03/27/12(Tue)01:04 No.18472442 >>18472425 BUENO.JPG You are awesome and should feel awesome about yourself.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:04 No.18472443 >>18472425 wait our last name is young

Servant Of The Emperor 03/27/12(Tue)01:04 No.18472446
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I gotta say i do like the US Witches
Shirley and Kathy
Especially when she first showed up with that Ma Deuce, love at first sight.

The Krauts to have their effect on me though, those Eastern Europeans just have a Power over me!

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:04 No.18472449 >>18472437 OH GOD THERE IS A SUNRISE AND EVERYTHING FUCK!

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:05 No.18472451 >>18472407 No, just Marseille

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:05 No.18472453 >>18472441 Nine Rockets in about 10 to 12 seconds... and that's it... Big punch though

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:07 No.18472462

>>18472411
>punching through steel
>technically possible for normal humans
nope.jpg
Stuff like swinging tree trunks and all isn't really open to too many interpretations, and since the witches aren't open about their suppressing male magic, people would have no reason not to attribute it to magic; it's the easiest explanation. They might be under pressure from the higher ups not to talk about it much, but most people are going to see that for what it is.

That said, in most cases where it's just clocks syncing up you're probably right.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:07 No.18472463 >>18472453 Sounds perfect for the situation. Adorable Cossack is perfectly suited for bouncing and she doesn't even realize.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:07 No.18472471 >>18472437 look on the bright side she is using a 1903 springfield sniper rifle....with a bayonet......oh fuck she is so dead

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:08 No.18472477 File: 1332824913.png-(112 KB, 277x401, YESSSSSSSS.png) >>18472471

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:08 No.18472478

>continued from >>18472411
So basically, there was never any grand conspiracy, because there was never any need for it. Any cases where even ordinary people could figure out that a dude was using magic would be incredibly rare; pretty much a witchy sort of transsexuality where a dude just happens to be born with witchy magic genes. The reverse (girl born with male magic genes) is probably how anybody found out about male magic in the first place; that girl was trained by witches and then they noticed a whole bunch of dudes with abilities similar to that girl's.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:09 No.18472489 >>18472446 AMERICA WITCH IS BEST WITCH! Well, not Shirley so much. Kathy though, definitely. She might have just been messing with Cupcake. She's not really gay, right? Right?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:10 No.18472494 >>18472425 >Dat P-38 I fucking love this quest It's created so much fucking awesome OC

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:11 No.18472500 >>18472489 Maybe she's just bicurious?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:11 No.18472501 File: 1332825075.jpg-(217 KB, 800x1156, 04b5ed18199f2a008653561bf9a02e(...).jpg) >>18472489 >Not Shirley First boner acquired from this quest was from Shirley shaking her ass as she walked away from us after questioning our gnomeness

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:12 No.18472521

>>18472478
PF confirmed that there was a conspiracy, but that it just boiled down to the witches not telling men about magic, and exerting their political influence to deal with any problem people. He didn't get into what exactly "dealing with" amounted too, and either way it was probably glossed over in whatever training the younger witches get.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/27/12(Tue)01:13 No.18472535 File: 1332825239.jpg-(88 KB, 500x430, THESE AREN'T MY HANDS.jpg) whoo whoo

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:16 No.18472567

>>18472462
They just attribute it to "weird shit monks can do" or "crazy awesome martial artists" or other things that don't involve the sort of magic that witches do and thus don't endanger the place of witches (and through them, the place of women) in society.

>>	Servant Of The Emperor 03/27/12(Tue)01:17 No.18472578 File: 1332825479.png-(292 KB, 293x603, RedeemerBestIdeas.png) >>18472489 WHEN HAS THAT STOPPED US BEFORE? WE ARE A WIZARD BEHOLD OUR POOOOWEEEEERRRRR!

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/27/12(Tue)01:18 No.18472582 File: 1332825495.jpg-(209 KB, 1000x705, mio mio.jpg) mioooooo

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:20 No.18472599

Imagine how easy this war would be if men knew about their talents.

You'd have witches flying around doing what they do, and you'd have perfect marksmen dropping aliums by the truckload, with genius generals leading and nigh-omniscient radar men locating the enemy.

If men were taught their skills, this war would've been over in a week.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:22 No.18472621 >>18472599 But they don't need to be taught. The ones with the skills already use them. Not everyone is magics bro.

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:22 No.18472629

>>18472567
That might be the witches' line, but there's no reason for normal people to think that. In public, witches just say that men don't have magic; they wouldn't want to point out the fact that male magic might threaten their social status. This stuff would have been happening for centuries, and (PF may have confirmed this during the info dump, I don't remember) most locales with a gnome are probably fully accepting of male magic as a fact.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:24 No.18472643 >>18472599 From what we've seen, the brass is already taking measures to use gnomes more effectively. This might be contributing to animosity between witches and regular army at higher levels.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:28 No.18472673 So, what's the plan for dealing with the martians?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:30 No.18472690 >>18472673 Shoot them with boolits.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:30 No.18472694 >>18472673 Bounce

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:32 No.18472705 >>18472673 Same thing we always do. Bounce and improvise

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:34 No.18472719 >>18472673 Hopefully we can pop open some of their containers and drop the troops into the channel. If they're like the first guy we'll have a fucking rave down there soon enough.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:35 No.18472735 >>18472621 We don't really "use" our powers until we become aware of them. The old dude taught us. Ian's clicked when he put 2 and 2 together with what he overheard, and suddenly he was getting amazing shots at extreme range with a pistol.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:35 No.18472742 >>18472719 What gets me is that the Firebee parasite fighters on the rocketbombs were apparently manned. Fuckers are crazy.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:36 No.18472756 >>18472735 He was doing that anyway. We worked engine magic without realizing it several times and Ian made fuckimpossible shots with the turret guns long before the word 'gnome' came up in conversation.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:38 No.18472765 >>18472673 Reinforcements The entire 501st plus whatever the navy can scrounge up.

>>	Starshadow 03/27/12(Tue)01:38 No.18472766 Whelp its late. I have no idea how were gonna get out of this situation. But it will involve bouncing. Also kicking Mallory in the nuts so that he doesn't fuck this up with his big wing bullshit.

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:38 No.18472774

>>18472735
Hang on, now. What we got from the old dude was the notion that we could go beyond what we thought was possible and the confidence to try. Ian was shotting the same before, just not as frequently; he wasn't taking the shots that he assumed were past his ability, that he is taking now. That's what changed.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:43 No.18472833 File: 1332827012.jpg-(5 KB, 128x117, images..jpg) >>18472673 The real question is: How do we deal with Minna and Trude?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:46 No.18472856 >>18472833 Get transferred to a unit where the women aren't clinically insane and/or lack crippling emotional issues?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:46 No.18472858 >>18472833 Ear scratches and belly rubs for all. While Eila sucks us off.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:46 No.18472865 >>18472833 Wiskey

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:47 No.18472877 >>18472856 I'd suggest trying non-witch women, but it sounds like our ex may have been a bit loopy too. Then again, we may have been exaggerating a little.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:49 No.18472887 >>18472858 >While Eila, Muffinski, Kathy and Erica argue who gets to use the strapon first ftfy

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:50 No.18472893 >>18472877 Let's see: Our ex, the seamstress, and the operator. That's a total of three. Versus a large and ever-growing number of witches. I mean I know we're at Barin, but you'd think we'd at least have seen a secretary/aide or two.

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:54 No.18472922

>>18472893

Yeah, you'd think Minna would have an admin staff, or at least a secretary, to help keep on top of all the paperwork.

...actually, that's probably half the reason she's all stress-bombed. Doing all the paperwork herself. Should we ask Patton or Rommel for a gift-wrapped secretarial team to give to Minna?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:56 No.18472941 >>18472922 Desk Witches? Might be a good way to get Robin out of combat. Also a good way to make her hate us.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:57 No.18472949 >>18472922 I rather like this idea. Swamp the place with other people for her to be annoyed at, and maybe she'll ignore us. Then again, the island is already supposedly packed with people and she seems to have found us well enough.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:58 No.18472958 >>18472941 ...That could work, actually. Ask Trude to back us up on this one, since she clearly can sympathise with us on this. Minna will listen to Trude, so yeah.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:58 No.18472962 >>18472941 Aha! That's the ticket. Keep her busy with all that stuff and she won't even have time to learn to fly or shit.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:59 No.18472973 >>18472949 >Then again, the island is already supposedly packed with people and she seems to have found us well enough. She dies have her crazy spatial-awarenees juju. Makes finding people easy.

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:00 No.18472976

>>18472833
Realisticly, I'd say to back off from both for a while. Minna knows how we feel now, so it's up to her to move forwards bit to prove that being with us is more important than her issues. At this point, it's still unclear if Trude veiws us as anything more a quick distration, and it's debatble if think of her as more than just a girl we want to have sex with. Some time away from her would help both of us sort that out.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:00 No.18472980 >>18472973 Speaking of which, we really should ask someone else about her empath stuff. I'm still not convinced it's real.

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:02 No.18472999

>>18472833
We go hit on Amelia instead. I hope she's still on the island.

Okay, so I got an idea in the shower for how we can repay Lynette. Bear with me on this one, for I have also combined it with trolling most of the Witches.

So we find out some piece of music she'd really like to hear. We can deploy Miyafuji for this. At some point we need to go to the mainland, justify it however we need. While there we pick up a record player and a record of said piece of music. Those of you familiar with Shawshank Redemption may have an idea as to where this is going.

So once we get back, get the Widow covered by a tarp or something. After that, we hijack whichever room grants us control of the intercom, music in tow. We get on the horn, make a quick remark, and then we play the song for Lynette. Finish it up with thanking her for painting the most beautiful woman on the island onto our plane and book it to the hangar. Hopefully, curiosity draws a crowd. Unveil at opportune moment.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:02 No.18473003 >>18472976 >Minna knows how we feel now What? We don't know how we feel now. Our last outburst with her was us saying she's a crazy bitch. >it's still unclear if Trude veiws us as anything more a quick distration Not according to Erica.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:03 No.18473014 >>18472999 Not a bad idea, but they may get a look at it in this upcoming fight.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:04 No.18473019 So what is Robin's power, anyway?

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:04 No.18473021

>>18472962
>>18472958
>>18472941
>>18472922

Or, Ask Patton/Rommel for a favor - have one of them appoint Robin as Minna's aide/adjutant. She can't exactly argue with that if it's an appointment from high up enough.

Plus, if they keep it discreet, it hides the most obvious evidence of Brotherly meddling from them.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:06 No.18473031 >>18473014 Eh, it's night time and they won't be paying attention to our nose anyways.

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:06 No.18473040

>>18473021
Would that really keep her out of the air, though?
And more importantly, are we sure we want her anywhere near Minna? Maybe we could have her placed under Kathy as a naval spotter. Not sure if they still use them like that, but it might involve less direct combat.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:07 No.18473043 >>18473019 Fireballs or some shit

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:07 No.18473047 >>18473019 Don't know. We need to have a sit down with her about quite a few things.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:08 No.18473052 >>18473040 A fair number of witches are generally grounded except in emergencies I think. Erica's sister for example

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:14 No.18473109

>>18473003
She know we like her, but are a bit put off by her issues. She said she hated us, we said she was a crazy bitch. If she has any people smarts, she'll be able to figure out neither of us really meant what we said.

Trude always had small crush on us. It's still up in the air if those feeling won't be crushed under her desire to find a distraction from her life.

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:19 No.18473151

>>18473109
*We* don't know that we like her, you idiot. As in, the readers haven't come to a consensus on that yet, and despite PF pushing us that way he hasn't railroaded us that hard before, and hopefully won't here.

As for Trude, it would seem like her wanting a distraction would increase, rather than detract from, her feelings toward us. Though here as well, there's been no decision as to how we feel about her.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:21 No.18473158 >>18472980 Seems likely. She was able to know we were coming up behind her, and figure out the best time to make up with us. I suppose in the end it dosen't really matter. And asking pointless questions will hust further strain our relationship.

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:24 No.18473202

>>18473158
Nothing she's done with it couldn't have been figured out with a little thought, and I'm not suggesting asking her, obviously. Just mention it in passing to one of the younger witches and see how they react.
Besides, our relationship with her (whatever the fuck it amounts to) is practically founded on strain.

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:30 No.18473252

>>18473151
I have yet to see planefag railroad us in that direction. Sometimes he has us spend time with Minna, sometimes he has us spend time with Trude. Dosen't mean he's railroading us.

Wanting to have sex with someone dosn't mean you love them. If you want something real, she needs to see us as something other than a fuckbuddy. I'm not really sure we want her to be more than that.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:37 No.18473315 >>18473252 I didn't say railroad, I said push, and he has done that. And do try to read more carefully; I'm not claiming we're in love with Trude, just that her feelings toward us seem pretty clear at the moment.

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:38 No.18473322

>>18473202
Fine, but like I said, it dosn't really matter. It's no threat to us, and while it would be strange if she lied about it, it not exactly an unforgivable act if she did. Overall, I say we take her at her word. The other witches might not know anyhing about it anyways.

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:41 No.18473356

>>18473322
Oh my head. I'm not angry about it, I'm just curious. It would be nice to know one way or the other; we are supposed to be working as a team here, and that requires a certain degree of candor about each others' abilities. We don't need to take her at her word, especially since she might be trolling us. There's no reason not to ask someone else; we don't stand to lose anything other than a little hit to our ego for believing her if it isn't true.

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:44 No.18473385

>>18473315
He pushed us to be with SOMEONE. Minna has the most fans, so we ended up moving towards her.

And how are Trude's feelings clear? Remember, the last time we saw her she forcibly made out with is to distract herself from the fact that she failed to save her sister.

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:48 No.18473430

>>18473385
I'm going off the last thing we heard about her, which was Erica's rather direct comment.
And stop reading motivations into Trude's actions. We don't know why she kissed us then. What you say may be plausible, but MC said as much to Erica, who told him something that contradicted that. Now, Erica isn't Trude, but they're very good friends, apparently.

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:52 No.18473479

>>18473356
Well, if your just curious, there's no reason you just can't ask her after we clear the air with her, so to speak. She dosn't seen shy about her powers, and she dosn't seem like much of a lier. We'd be able to tell if was lieing with a little bit of questioning.

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:55 No.18473506

>>18473479
>We'd be able to tell if was lieing with a little bit of questioning.
What in fuck's name makes you think that? It's easier to just ask her. We don't need to "clear the air" beforehand that way. Is there some reason you're opposed to asking someone else? I really don't see any possible harm in it.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:56 No.18473516 >>18473506 Er, that should be >It's easier to just ask someone else. I should probably go to bed.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:56 No.18473517 >>18473506 More witches laughing at us probably. >She told you she could do what? >And you believed her?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:57 No.18473530 >>18473517 A. Worth it to find out. B. "Why do you think I'm asking you?" C. No fucks given.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:58 No.18473541 >>18473430 Hence the unclear part. We've been getting mixed messages from her, perhaps even moreso than Minna.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:02 No.18473573 >>18473541 What is unclear about that? It's only mixed if we accept both your theory and the evidence that goes against it. We can simply discard your theory for lack of support and adopt a new one.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:03 No.18473582 >>18473541 Oh, and the mixed messages wouldn't be from her, but from Erica. And as for this: >perhaps even moreso than Minna ohwaityoureserious.jpg

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:05 No.18473590 >>18473517 It just dosn't seem that important to me. We care more about her feelings toward us than weather or not she knows ours.

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:09 No.18473630

>>18473590
MC certainly seemed pretty concerned about it when he first found out. Indeed, the entire basis for that distress was the prospect of Minna knowing how he felt (about things generally, but still). If you don't think it's important that's fine, but I'm still going to try to find out more. I assume you won't object, or try to prevent that, since you don't care; I'm fine with that.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:12 No.18473662 >>18473582 I do have to say, the only indications that she really cares for us came from Erica. If you take her out of the picture Trude has been pretty consistent. She thinks of us as a fuckbuddy, nothing more.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:14 No.18473684 >>18473662 Kinda maybe We have yet to talk to her sober since we saved her sister though so really that is up in the air.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:15 No.18473695 >>18473630 No, I won't opject. But I will suggest we do something more important.

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:17 No.18473713

>>18473662
We have no direct knowledge of Trude's feelings. You can interpret her behavior as indicating only lust, or you can interpret her behavior as indicating sincere romantic feelings. The only things we have to go on when deciding between these (or other) hypotheses are what other people have said. Sean said it was just lust, Sakamoto said it was a crush, and Erica said it was sincere.
I think that tips in favor of sincerity. Maybe you disagree, but that's all that we have to work with here, so don't pretend otherwise.

>>18473695
Yeah, fine.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:21 No.18473740 >>18473684 Well, we need to be carefull with that. Regaurdless of the situation, it will be bad if Minna finds us makeing out with Trude now. We should calm things down with her a little bit before we go out seeking Trude.

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:24 No.18473773

>>18473740
>it will be bad if Minna finds us makeing out with Trude now
Why? It might just make her think that we're not interested, and so she can stop feeling whatever toward us and stop feeling guilty about feeling it. It's bad if you're a Minnafag, I guess.
Personally, I'm sick of dealing with all these bitches, but I think we actually have a decent shot at being able to fix Trude's head problems, and so should focus on that first. No need to make out with her.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:38 No.18473888 >>18473773 It would kill her. Don't step on a girl's heart just because you don't like her.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:40 No.18473916 >>18473888 She is made of tougher stuff than that homes

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:40 No.18473917

>>18473888
I think you underestimate her fortitude, and overestimate her feelings. It's not like she's not aware of our stuff with Trude. Minna's a big girl - a fucked up one, but nonetheless 19 now - we needn't treat her like porcelain.
Besides, that seems like just the sort of thing PF would pull.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:48 No.18473976 >>18473916 Maybe. But are we heartless enough to risk it? And you need a bit of a reality check. We've progressed a lot in our relarionship with Minna. It will hurt both of us if we end it. It's something to consider before we go running after Trude.

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:51 No.18473992

>>18473976
You got tunnel vision, bro. We don't know what the deal is with us and either of them, and we've gotten pretty far with both. Our shit with Minna's a lot more complicated than our stuff with Trude, but that doesn't make it better. It wouldn't be "running after Trude" any more than it would be "running after Minna." We're probably pissing someone off regardless of what we do. It's why we should have stayed clear of the whole thing.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:57 No.18474030 >>18473992 We're still debating weather Trude has feelings for us or not. We don't debate Minna's feelings about us. I'm pretty sure we've progressed farther with Minna.

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