>hurrdurr trip

>>18361134
Sightly aroused

No violence until we know who it is.

Also, GET IN THE IRC.

try not to drown in 5 inches of water

>>18361134
Is it Sean?

If not:
>Ow that hurts what the fuck

If it is:
>I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU

>>18361134
Should've brought the more comfortable kettle.

>>18361134
GET UP.
SEAN MUST PAY FOR HIS TRANSGRESSIONS!
Ian too, but he's getting mauled by the Hound of Gaul so that's good enough for now.

No fucks.
Also, where the hell are my cookies.

>>18361134
Nah, we cool. Getting struck and falling in water seems like it might be a thing now, so probably good to get used to it.

>>18361134

I still want to hurt Sean. Not badly enough that he can't fly, but bad enough that he associates our sister with unending pain.

MAD AND ANGRY

MUST KILL FAGGOT WEEABOOS

>>18361143
>getting into an IRC filled with fucking horrible weeaboos that stand for everything that is wrong with anime and manga
kill yourself you fucking faggot

>>18361134
The bounce king has been bounced far too many times today.

WE MUST RESTORE THE NATURAL ORDER!

Why boner. Also no fucks

>>18361146

CLOSE QUARTERS COMBAT TRAINING MA'AM

OH SORRY IT'S MISS AGAIN THESE DAYS RIGHT

>>18361160
You don't know what weeaboo means do you?

how old is our sister by the way? we were pissed but it seemed like big brother pissed not smite the pedo pissed.

also, roll left to reverse, drown them instead.

Strike Witches Quest?
>Strike Witches Quest.

ALRIGHT LET'S DOOO EEETT!!!
Crazy Ivan, counter bounce!

>>18361170
Robin is 16

>>18361160
I don't give one salty fuck about you, I want
>>18361134
to review the thing I wrote.

>>18361134
Throw her off with a CRAZY IVAN.

We're actually underwater now so it makes sense now!

>>18361134
>Flip whoever it is over
"Sorry, but I like to be on top"

>>18361134
THAT MAN WAS SENDING GIFTS TO MY SISTER BEHIND MY BACK; RIP AND TEAR!

>>18361134
MY BODY IS READY

So yeah, the movie came out today.

>>18361154
>Yoshika

>>18361181
Do it!

>>18361189
Fantastic, now we only need to wait nine months for subs.

>>18361189
SUBBED CAMRIP FUCKING WHERE?

>>18361181
I like this. We should totally continue that bit we did with Lynette and get everyone thinking we're a terrible siscon.

>>18361170

Too young for Sean. Also, too our sister for Sean.

>>18361196
No, we have to wait 9 months for a BD release and then 9 months for subs.

>How do you feel about this?
Wat the fuck just happened. Pic related.

>>18361204
Given the way Sean was looking at Lynette, I sort of doubt that.

Reboot mind, do a standard 'who am I? Where am i? Timestamp" check.


then REVENGE MUTHAFUCKAH!

Movie summary/spoilers: http://www.helma.us/sw/res/2731.html#2761

>>18361209
>filename

>>18361202
Who knows.

>>18361202
>camrip

That's not how japan works.

Enjoy waiting several months for the bluray.

>>18361203
>thinking we're a terrible siscon.

after the thread last night, i think we probably ARE a pretty terrible siscon*

*depending as alway on just how directly the thoughts of we the peanut gallery get transferred to MC.

Damn it I'm never going to be able to catch up with the quest!
I've been reading all the previous threads and am greatly enjoying the read but I want to take part in the happy fun as well.

Harass your fellow SWQ assholes
#SWQ @rizon.net

>>18361209
>>18361220
I don't get it. What's her deal with potatoes?

>>18361225
>plays rugby
>likes guns
>PLAYS RUGBY
She's probably gay.
Just like Krupinski.
In before they hook up and everyone is totally fine with it.
>>18361240
Read faster.
>>18361244
She just likes potatoes.

>>18361244
The same thing Rincewind has with them, I hope.

>>18361134
Remember the basics of CQC.

We still mad about our crew sending gifts to our sister, remember?

In time for swq? bueno

OH SHIT


http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18314423/#18315589

>"Well, I go down to the jetty to greet Kathy as she comes off the Saratoga's launch, right?" Pappy says, rolling his cigar around in his mouth. "And then, from the water, up pops this psycho redhead. Like, OUT of the water," Pappy says, demonstrating the poppy nature of the assault. "And pantses Kathy here."


Did we just get bounced by Minna?

With your head under five inches of water and your ears filling with sand, you tend to reevaluate the situation.

Today, they Witches have bounced back. They've taken your pants. They've taken your style. They've taken you signature moves.

And now, they seek to take your Bounce.

FUCK. THAT. SHIT.

"GLLLLLLRRRRRAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGH" you gurlgleroar as you breach the surface, bucking your assailant off your back easily. Leaping to your feet, you shake your head violently, expelling water and sand in every direction as you clear your vision.

"WHO DARES GHARRRFFFF-" you finish with a mouthful of sand as some lightweight hits you high, above your center of gravity, pitching you forward into the sandy surf again. This time, you reach back above your head and find somebody's head. Burying your fingers in their hair, you flip them forward, off your back, and push yourself up without releasing your grip.

>Run?
>Fight?
>Item?
>F-F-FINISH HIM?

>>18361290
MORTAL KOMBAAAAT

FIGHT

They fucking bodychecked us! Retaliate!

>>18361290
FINISH HIM!

>>18361290
>Identify

"Who the fuck are you for stopping me from getting him for messing with my sister?!"

>>18361289

doubtful. she already got us twice. you think she dont got other grudges to settle? or marines to bounce?

also dont think shed stay on top of us and start yelling.

>>18361134

>Where are the cookies. I was promised cookies.

Will be busy for most of the thread, but I wanted to drop this off now. I have another version with BATTLE DAMAGE Sean that I can post, but they are basically the same. Also, I am feeling like a vote, so...

>I give Planefag choices, he picks one (very original, I know) and then when I finish it goes in the thread. Then process starts anew.

[ ] Male Bonding: NO HOMO

[ ] Cheesecake of MC to Troll Minna (INCREDIBLY HOMO)

[ ] FUCK YOU I HAVE DEMON COW: Our heroes gloriously riding into battle. On a cow. Trude and her sister are there or something too, I don't know. I just draw this shit.

[ ] Haters Gonna Hate: Yoshika and Lynette with aviators giving 0 fucks

[ ] No one likes Perrine. NO ONE.: Ian trapped in the presence of the worst witch on a couch. Poor bastard.

[ ] TWINKIE HOUSE: MC getting cold clocked by Trude. Also, OW.

[ ] Witches WITH Britches: Witch of choice gets drawn. Battle mode optional. PILOT MODO ENGAGED!

[ ] Touchdown Thruman Thomas!: MC running through a battle field with Miyafuki tucked under one arm while she is generating a shield and screaming "SON OF A DUCK"

[ ] I reject your reality and substitute my own (WRITE IN CHOICE)

[ ] Operation Benevolent Overlord (Give the thread the option to choose one of the above. Ends in tears and heart break. Also has the added bonus of throwing a wrench into the middle of the thread!)

>>18361290
FINISH HIM

>>18361290
We don't leave bounces half done!

FINISH HIM.

>>18361290
Launch them

>>18361290

[x] finish it

>>18361290
F-F-FINISH HIM

>>18361300
HOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIIT!

>>18361290
FINISH HIM!

>>18361244
She wishes she could live on a potato diet, like some poor Irishman.

I hope we get the option to troll our sister back for this via something resembling "I was hoping the playing rugby thing meant I didn't have to worry about you bringing boys home."

>>18361297
Seconding this!

>>18361300
GLORY

Oh my god that's my new fucking wallpaper.

FINISH HIM!

>>18361290
Employ headlock, receive "UNCLE!".

>>18361300
Pic, or Haters Gonna Hate

>>18361300
MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME!
Words do not do justice to the amount of win in this picture.

>>18361290
F-F-FINISH HIM

>>18361300
>[ ] No one likes Perrine. NO ONE.: Ian trapped in the presence of the worst witch on a couch. Poor bastard.

>>18361300

[X ] Witches WITH Britches: Witch of choice gets drawn. Battle mode optional. PILOT MODO ENGAGED!

Minna please.

>>18361290
[x] FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

>>18361300
wallaper status. total global saturation

also, TOUCHDOWN THRUMAN TOMAS

>>18361300
[x] HATERS GONNA HATE

>>18361300
[x] No one likes Perrine. NO ONE.: Ian trapped in the presence of the worst witch on a couch. Poor bastard.
I just... feel so bad for her. Even if she is a huge bitch.

>>18361300
BUENO

>>18361300

[x] no one likes perrine

;_; poor girl.

I'm thinking a raspberry finish, here.

Which might be awkward if our interlocutor happens to be male, or something.

>>18361290
Bandit on 6 o'clock!

>>18361300
TWINKIE HOUSE

>>18361300
We haven't had a picture drawn of any of the girls yet have we? My vote is for any of those options.

ADMINISTER THE KILLING BLOW. FOR JUSTICE.

>>18361290
>Acquire moar intel

>>18361340
This!

>>18361359
The probabilities that it's female are in our favor here, plus the fact that it's lightweight. I say risk it.

>>18361300
>Witches WITH Britches
Minna time now?

>>18361290
Verify bandit first.
Stay on target, Sean is still the priority target.

>>18361369
We could probably get a shot of Yoshika's ass if we go with Touchdown.

>>18361392
It leaped on our head. I don't think we need much more verification.

Psst, hey, check the IRC, you've got a priority PM waiting for you.

>>18361407
Fuck off, fag. Who would want to hear from someone who hangs out in the IRC?

>>18361300
Personally, I wanna see Minna in pants and aviators beating the everloving crap out of Caldwell with a salami.

>>18361411

>>18361411
Someone else who hangs out on the IRC.

>4 minutes without a post

Whoever it is, we're knocking them out and then building a sandcastle on their face.

>>18361449
We could bury people in sand.

>>18361300
>[ ] Touchdown Thruman Thomas!: MC running through a battle field with Miyafuki tucked under one arm while she is generating a shield and screaming "SON OF A DUCK"

I want to be benevolent but THIS IS JUST TOO LOVELY.

Also, that picture. That picture. Aviator's helmet on, goggles raised, sword thrust forward dramatically and HISSSSSSS

I just don't even

>>18361300
[x ] No one likes Perrine. NO ONE

>>18361456
This! So very much this!

>Get Sean and other witches to bury Ian and Perrine next to each other up to their necks

>>18361456
You know, a popular way of tormenting people is burying them in the sand up to their neck.

Then you just wait for high tide to roll in...

>>18361472
THIS THIS THIS THIS

>>18361472

Gentlemen, we have a plan.

AFTER we kick the lights out of Sean.

>>18361472
Why not just put them in the same hole?

>>18361472
Up to their waists would be better, but lets do it!

>>18361484
Too much of a chance of perrine raping Ian.

We're a classhole, not a dick

>>18361456
>>18361472
That's a yes.

>>18361472
Dooooo eeeeeeeet!

>>18361496
Perrine's too busy being buried at that point to rape anyone.

>>18361495
they could probably dig themselves out, though, better to go all the way

>>18361472
I add my vote to this. It simply must be done.

We can get them both drunk and then they wake up on a moonlit beach with a wonderful setup (table+chairs, candles, wine, the works) and they can't enjoy it because lolsand.

Bury ian up to his neck, perrine up to her waist.

He has to let perrine dig him out

>>18361516
thatsthejoke.jpg

>>18361527
YES.

>>18361496
Now I've got this image of Perrine squirming about thinking "found it! Now just a few... inches... more... YES! GOT IT!"

And Ian is desperately trying to escape or scream, but he can't move and Perrine won't stop kissing.

She'll just rape him till he likes it.

(Even though "nobody likes Perrine" is a meme and an in-show joke, I can't help but feel sorry for her.)

>>18361527
You are a sick individual

>>18361527
Now that's just mean.

>Turn up an hour late
>Two quest posts by Planefag
>Such is life in a SWQ thread

No no, see its funnier if you lay them both down. Put Ian on his back. Put Perrine on her back on top of Ian. Then pile and compact a mound of sand on top of both of them.

>>18361527
Do you want Ian to get raped?

>>18361496
Imma go with 'What is sand?'

Sex on a beach is alright if you stay on an immaculately clean towel the entire time or do it in the water. Otherwise it is pretty much the least pleasurable thing imaginable.

>>18361557
He sent our sister a helmet. This is simply the normal response of an older brother.

>>18361556
maybe next time keep your fantasies to yourself homes

For the crime of BOUNCING, there can be only one penalty.

DEATH.

You fling your right hand skyward, seize a huge handful of righteous wrath as you close your fist, and swing it down at the weakling who would challenge you for the crown of BOUNCE KING. You roar in savage, waterlogged triumph as you reinforce your claim to fame with blood and thunder, bringing your vengeance down upon a really really substantially shiny magic shield.

DOONK

*FFFHUMPH*

You're hit by what feels like a giant swinging a big wet pillow... spiked with glass. You land on your poor, god-damned tailbone for the third time today in the nice, dry sand. Your arm feels like a limb that's fallen asleep and is now waking up; in other words the most baffling, pins-and-needles pain you could imagine.

From the water, your assailant emerges, and stands up.

>pic related
>Now what?

>IT'S NOT PARANOIA IF THEY'RE REALLY OUT TO GET YOU/AND THEY CALLED ME CRAZY
>MARTIAN MINDFUCK TRICK I WILL NOT BE FOOLED
>WHATEVER'S GOING ON IT'S SEAN'S FAULT, I SHALL MAKE HIM PAY
>embarrassing sibling revenge modo

>>18361572
"Why did Mom and Dad tell me you weren't in England? And why are you in England?"

>>18361572
Get up, walk away. Say nothing.

>>18361572
>>embarrassing sibling revenge modo

>>18361565
> the normal response of an older brother.
No, the normal response is threatening to kill them with their own dick. What sort of crazy fuck are you?

>>18361572
>embarrassing sibling revenge modo

>>18361572
>IT'S NOT PARANOIA IF THEY'RE REALLY OUT TO GET YOU/AND THEY CALLED ME CRAZY

We deserve some vindication.

After that, bearhug imouto. And choke her a bit for good measure.

>WHATEVER'S GOING ON IT'S SEAN'S FAULT, I SHALL MAKE HIM PAY

>>18361572
>WHATEVER'S GOING ON IT'S SEAN'S FAULT, I SHALL MAKE HIM PAY

>>18361572

>IT'S NOT PARANOIA IF THEY'RE REALLY OUT TO GET YOU/AND THEY CALLED ME CRAZY

>>18361572
>WHATEVER'S GOING ON IT'S SEAN'S FAULT, I SHALL MAKE HIM PAY

Also,
>Robin Young
Is that like the Anti-Robin Olds?

>>18361572

>>18361572
Oh sister, there art thou!

>>18361572
>shiny magic shield
What? Seriously? I thought we were going to avoid this sort of horribly predictable and overdone scenario. That had better be someone else's shield.

IT'S NOT PARANOIA IF THEY'RE REALLY OUT TO GET YOU/AND THEY CALLED ME CRAZY
also
WHATEVER'S GOING ON IT'S SEAN'S FAULT, I SHALL MAKE HIM PAY

>>18361572
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_Olds#West_Point_and_football

I am ok with this.

>>18361572

I blame Sean. Sean must pay.

>WHATEVER'S GOING ON IT'S SEAN'S FAULT, I SHALL MAKE HIM PAY

>MARTIAN MINDFUCK TRICK I WILL NOT BE FOOLED
FUCKING HALLUCINATIONS. Sibling rivalry is a cheating bitch.

>>18361572

>WHATEVER'S GOING ON IT'S SEAN'S FAULT, I SHALL MAKE HIM PAY

"Sorry, Robin. I'll get to you in a second. Fucker has it coming."

"...wait. Why are you in England?! Mom said you were out shopping!"

Okay, we've had the shit knocked out of us and now she's using magic. We can't win this fight anymore. De-escalate.

"Robin? Is that you? I thought you weren't in England! And when the hell did you start learning magic?"

Of course, our little sister is going to cockblock us ALL THE GODDAMN TIME now.

>>18361604
OH wait, that means we know MC's last name. Young. Huh.

>embarrassing sibling revenge modo
+ obligatory bearhug

>>18361572
>IT'S NOT PARANOIA IF THEY'RE REALLY OUT TO GET YOU/AND THEY CALLED ME CRAZY
>MARTIAN MINDFUCK TRICK I WILL NOT BE FOOLED
>WHATEVER'S GOING ON IT'S SEAN'S FAULT, I SHALL MAKE HIM PAY
Yes.

>>18361572
>embarrassing sibling revenge modo

>>18361608
Yeah it was hers.

>GIVE HER A BURKHA
She's growing to be the little slut. There's already too many around here.

>embarrassing sibling revenge modo

Actually, this could be entertaining.

Might throw in some
>IT'S NOT PARANOIA IF THEY'RE REALLY OUT TO GET YOU/AND THEY CALLED ME CRAZY
as an aside.

I hafta admit, I thought you might be trolling us with the paranoia, rather than actually planning to use her right away.

>>18361572
>embarrassing sibling revenge modo

I appreciate that this is basically the "start escalating arms race then launch nuke at Moscow" option, but how can I not press that button?

>>18361572

WHAT SON OF A BITCH SENT MY SISTER HERE TO WATCH ME FUCKING DIE WHEN MY LUCK RUNS OUT!?

FIND THE ONE RESPONSIBLE AND ATTACK

>logic atomic
OH YOU CAPTCHA

>>18361584
>>18361587
Either of these

>embarrassing sibling revenge modo

As an older brother, how could I do anything else?

>>18361640
Naw, she needs a Burkhini.

>>18361572
Go and get SEAN. BEAT him until he gives us an EXPLANATION

>>18361587
This.

Pic related

Just say it

Then give her a huge ass hug

I know what it's like to be away from your family for a long time, it's AWESOME to see them again.

Shit, what was the last thread? I think I might be missing something

>>18361572
>embarrassing sibling revenge modo
followed up with
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN ENGLAND!
"Does Mom know? DOES MOM KNOW?!"

>>18361572
Why hello there, my hallucinations.

>>18361572
Pretend like she's our girlfriend from the states, proceed to troll the living fuck out of ALL the witches, who presumably have neither seen her nor know of her existence.

If she's really as good as we are at this, she'll catch on.

>>18361572
>>18361584
"Long ways to go just for some milk and eggs, don't you think? I mean I know there're some weird ass cows on this side of the pond, but come on..."

NO, WE MUST TROLL

Beat the shit out of Sean and treat sis like a hallucination.

>>18361572
>IT'S NOT PARANOIA IF THEY'RE REALLY OUT TO GET YOU/AND THEY CALLED ME CRAZY
Followed by
>WHATEVER'S GOING ON IT'S SEAN'S FAULT, I SHALL MAKE HIM PAY

>>18361572
Point at Robin, then Sean, followed by screaming.

Fluff question: Does EVERY woman in SWverse have magic ability or something?

Of course our sister would have it considering we do, but still. It's raining witches.

>>18361666
Last thread was Wednesday. It's on suptg.

>>18361673

god yes

Y U TEASE PILOTS
KRUPINSKI HAS BETTER HEALTH PLAN
TEASE HER

>>18361673
I think they'll already have met her. She's in a swimsuit by the looks of it.

Go into FULL HALLUCINATION MODE.

NOTHING IS TRUE. EVERYTHING IS PERMITTED.

>>18361680
Nah. It just tends to be inherited.

>>18361572

>WHATEVER'S GOING ON IT'S SEAN'S FAULT, I SHALL MAKE HIM PAY

Blood and Sand. You stand upon blood and sand. Ages ago, men fought and died upon the sands of the arena to the roars of the crowds.

You would see it again, with the roars of the ocean as Neptune's voice of approval. Your venue, not a simple arena for mere mortals to attend, but underneath the gaze of the mighty Sol! For vengeance burns in your eyes against your most loved and hated foe, your sister in combat.

Be locked in mortal combat with her, and see to which of you is the better.

You are Maximus Chronos, Lord of the Bounce! Let battle commence!

>>18361673

>>18361685
We should take to calling that one Van Dyke.

>>18361673
I support this, if only for this: >>18361203

>>18361572
"Sis! I missed you so much, glad to see you again after so long!"

Followed by "Now go back home, and make sure Mom and Dad get to keep at least one of their children."

>>18361680
It was explained in one of the info dumps, EVERYONE has magic, the question is how much.

>>18361300
NOPEMARTIAN 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

aka

That Time Nopemartian Showed Up In The Barn

>>18361673
Oh come on she's like 14.

>>18361673
Nein! This course has a 99.819% chance of leading to pointless relationship drama with our resident waifu(s)! No need to spoil the occasion by accidentally antagonizing Minaa!

>>18361680
Trude said that everybody has magic to a degree. It's just that most people have dick all. It does, however, run strongly in families. And since we're basically supergnome it shouldn't be surprising that Robin has magical talent too. And since this whole magic thing was kinda unexpected, makes you wonder whether Mum and/or Dad have been hiding something.

>>18361725
>16

>>18361725
>14
>dat rack already

>>18361715
Krupinski? Oh no, she's Cupcakeski, and then whatever other pastries and sweets we can think of, drifting eventually into food items that have no relation to frosting at all.

>>18361687
In any event, she probably just got here today, and it's likely she hasn't had time to introduce herself. Otherwise we'd have heard of her presence on-base.

And if we really are the last to know about this, then we'd find out about that fact, and it would be time to get mad.

>>18361715
hehehe

Oh and btw. We should troll sis by referring to Eila as our fiancee.

>>18361729
>spoil the occasion
Did you mean vastly improve the situation? I think you meant vastly improve it.

>>18361744
she already knows we aren't getting married

>>18361736
But we could act like we were just mixing up names and she is not a native and thus unlikely to catch on.

>>18361725
Which we will point out when we laugh at everyone for thinking we we're going to bone our sister.

>>18361744
Sis already knows that we're not really involved there. The only one we can really troll with that is Eila herself, and that's by telling Sanya. It's a good backup to have on her, and we should probably brandish it a bit if she get's gropy again.

Can't we just hug her?

>>18361746
Did you mean get us shot? I think you mean get us shot.

>>18361729
I'm a Minnafag. I still think it's a good idea.

Minna stole our pants and aviators and bounced us. US. THE BOUNCE-KING. She's in the fucking big leagues now.

>>18361768
It's like you don't have any little sisters at all.

>>18361751
At first, maybe, but Duck a l'Orangeski isn't quite convincing.

>>18361775
But we kinda get off on that.

>>18361768

what the fuck are you saying

what fucking quest have you been reading

at what point did you think the main character still had all his marbles

WE CAN'T BE SANE NOW

THIS IS WITCH COUNTRY

>>18361775
>implying that wouldn't improve the situation

Hallucination + >>18361744

When questioned, point out that your mom just told you she went shopping, so our real sister is clearly at the local grocery store/mall. Also, if Eila really wants to tell Mom we're marrying her, she gets to deal with us acting like it. We can even apologize to Sanya for stealing her bedmate.

>>18361134
>MARTIAN MINDFUCK TRICK I WILL NOT BE FOOLED

ONLY MARTIANS CAN DENY US OUR RAGE.

>>18361673
SECONDED. It will be glorious while it lasts!

>>18361785
THEY'RE WATCHING US

>>18361785
Planefag, please tell me you have been keeping track of MC's SAN.

>>18361785
Hug her, get all of the "I missed you!" stuff out of the way. THEN we throw her deeper into the water screaming "WHY ARE YOU IN ENGLAND!?"

>>18361785
kick sean a few times then

>>18361802
It must be around 15 right now, with 3 or 4 permanent traumas.

>>18361673
>>18361674
Either of these, depending on how much trolling we want.

>>18361804
Pretend to go for a hug, then grapple the shit out of her. MAGIC YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS.

>>18361811
Well on track to SWQ ending via Section 8.

rolled 57 = 57

>>18361811
Rolling under for sane hug

>>18361817
>how much
There's no brakes on the troll train

>>18361750
>>18361766
Sis might be able to figure it out. But were in cloud cuckoo hallucination land remember? Gotta maintain dat image.

>>18361798
BAD DOG QUIT BREAKING MY SHIT!

>>18361834

>>18361798
Ceiling Witch is watching you masturbate.

>>18361846
and enjoying it

>>18361804
This.

Right now it seems like we have three general options
>HALLUCINATION BE GONE
>Pretend sister is girlfriend to revenge troll
>Good to see you / WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE

Going for the troll option. I think it's worth a shot.

>>18361804
Haha! Yeah, let's do this if Robin will let us get close enough!

*facepalm*

I just realized... within 24 hours, our own sister is going to be giving us relationship advice for scoring with the other girls.

Heck, she may be even more open about it than Sakabroto.

>>18361874
Which troll option? I'll say try the girlfriend bit.

Oh god, is our Sis going to cooperate with sakabroto to get us laid?

>>18361877
Try the next 10 minutes.

>>18361877
Frankly, I'd take pretty much anyone over Sakamoto at this point. We need to stay clear of that bitch.

>>18361877
We as MC know this. But right now that is not a priority. RAGE and trolling are.

>>18361886
It's our fault that Sakamoto succeeds in trolling us so often.

>>18361572

You stare at the girl who's just emerged from the surf in a flirty skirt and a midriff-revealing top.

Correction: soaking wet flirty skirt and revealing top.

"... Robin."

"Hi, bro!" she says, pulling her wet hair out of her face. "Surprised to see me?"

"... surprised?" you choke. "SURPRISED! FUCK NO!"

Robin blinks.

"This was the worst possible thing that could ever happen, ever," you state with quiet wrath. "So I knew that no matter what, the perversity of the universe would ensure that it'd happen. That.... and backstabbing... sister-stealing... dick-head hormone-driven soon-to-be-dead IRISHMEN!" You round on Sean, fire and thunder in your eyes. You stride towards him.

"D-DON'T!" Robin shouts. "I'LL TACKLE YOU AGAIN!"

You pass the fallen shotgun - and kick it aside. Even if it had real shells in it, guns are only good for enabling quick deaths, and that just isn't on the agenda.

Sean is executing some sort of flailing backstroke through the sand. "I DIDN'T! I DIDN'T! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I SWEAR!"

>Do you believe him?
>YES
>NO

>>18361882
Yeah, it'd be that. She fucking KNOWS, man.

She's here regardless of whether we're happy about it, and she knows our tricks, so the best option is to work with her rather than against her.

>>18361898
Of COURSE we don't believe him! He sent ROBIN A KNIFE!

>>18361898
>YES

>>18361898

You know, it may be a bad idea to beat the shit out of a guy in front of our sister.

So, pretend NO, then beat him up later.

>>18361898
Fuck no.

>>18361898
>DO YOU BELIEVE HIM

>YES (NO)

>>18361898
NO! KILL HIM!

>>18361898
>NO

WHY'D YOU SPEND SO MUCH TIME IN THE WIDOW, SEAN

THAT RADIO DIDN'T NEED THAT MUCH CALIBRATION, BRO

>>18361898
FUCK NO

>>18361898
NOPE.JPG
We can hear him out after we beat his ass.
But first we must dodge the tackle.

>>18361898

our sister grew up with us so shes probably capable of pulling that shit.

[x]pause, demand explanation.

>NO

>>18361898
>NO

BELIEVE NO ONE

>>18361910
Meant to say pretend YES.

Guys, how can we get Sean without being concussed by our sister?

>>18361898

I ALWAYS KNEW SEAN WOULD BE THE ONE TO BETRAY US

>>18361898
NEVER.

TODAY IS SAINT PATRICK'S DAY. SEAN WOULD SURELY LOVE TO MEET THE MAN HIMSELF.

>>18361898
>NO
So that's what you were doing in the Widow, was it?
All that time away, out of my sight?

>>18361898
Hell no. He's not getting out of it that easily. He was sending her shit, so he had to know the right address. Besides, he ran before, so we know he's guilty.

>>18361886
>Sakabroto
>bitch

Son, you just went full Leigh-Mallory.

>>18361898
>NO

If he's giving her stuff, he really ought to know who she is just to avoid scenes like this. So even if he really managed to fail to ask, too bad, he should have.

>>18361898

YOU RAN AWAY WHEN I SAID I TALKED TO HER! BEFORE I SAID ANYTHING ELSE!

>>18361898
[x]YES
Let's give him the benefit of the doubt. For now.

>>18361926
Dodge the tackle. If we know it's coming, we can dodge anything.

>>18361898
I know it was you, Sean. You broke my heart.

>>18361898
>irrelevant
You have entered a world of pain, Sean. A WORLD OF PAIN.

EVERYBODY SLOW THE FUCK DOWN

He probably gave her that shit when she showed up in the hangar before he knew it was her-aww who am I kidding, KICK HIS ASS

>>18361898
DIDN'T KNOW WHAT? WHEN DID YOU NOT KNOW IT? WHAT DID YOU DO AND WHAT DID YOU NOT DO?

YES, But (attempt to) kick his ass later anyways

>>18361898
HELL NO! HE SENT HER PRESENTS! HE FUCKING KNEW!

>>18361898

NO

Then jink to the side. TROLL SEAN WITH ROBIN.

>>18361950

I like this one.

>>18361898
YES but KICK HIS ASS ANYWAY

>>18361942
I know its an impossible dream, but there must be some way of faking out sis and have her tackle Sean instead of us.

>captcha: sea rapedate
IT KNOWS

>>18361959
THIS

>Saint paddy's day
>Pinch witches not wearing green

>>18361948
He ran when we said we talked to our sister, so he knew who it was.

>>18361898

This is Sean.

Of course he knew.

Filthy lying Irishman...

We don't need a radioman to fly Ghostrider.

He has to endure any combat stunt we want. We'll just take our revenge later.

>>18361937
Uh, you do realize she is stone cold crazy, right? Like, a borderline fucking psychopath. And that pretty much every time we've talked to her about something she tells us just enough for us to hang ourselves a few threads later. She can hold her liquor and she's not as hysterical as the rest of the witches, but that ain't saying much.

>>18361898
>NO

"Surely, Sean. Who would not believe the Irishman with his ass to the wall? Come, let me help you up."

We are flying the next mission upside down.
He can deal with it.

>>18361959
>>18361965
Yes, we need to get Robin power-tackling Sean.

>>18361898
NO.

Let us begin in GLORIOUS COMBAT!

YES AND NO, at the same time. THIS MAKES PERFECT SENSE.

>>18361965
Ah, then we could definitely kick his ass for groping her in a swimsuit.

He can talk after we're buried him.

>>18361988
upside down, 10 feet off the deck, at night in a storm

>>18361993
>>18361997
This.

>>18361988
I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

>>18362006
WHOOPWHOOPWHOOP

>>18361926
MAGICAL. GNOME. SHIELD.

Manifested as our sheer rage overwhelms reason, bends it over a table, and fucks it in the ass.

>>18361995
Believe him

Then beat him up anyway

>>18362006
While drunk and high on morphine.

>>18361898

"Out of my way Robin. I'm gonna finish what the Potato Famine started..."

>>18361898
NO

He will know the error of his ways.
But first, counter the sister tackle.

>>18362032
I like you.

>yes

oh Sean, you have fucked up. Remember who flies this plane? That's right, Big Brother! We gonna troll the fuck out of him later. No need to go nuts now. In fact, we should pull off a big smile, and shake his hand, it will fuck with his head even better.

>>18362032
Shhh! Not the p-word. You don't want yet another trolling witch in this equiation.

God damn, we can't let a Mick near our little sister! Everybody knows they eat babies over there!

>>18362032
What was that?

>>18362049
I'd switch my vote to this, but we're too deep in insane territory now.

>>18361995

Well, at least Sean isn't steady with our sister.

>>18362051
>>18362056
Oh, just let her try something. We will hunt down every last tuber on this fucking island and go bomb another dreadnaught with em. Let's see how trolly she's feeling then.

>>18361898

"You lie," you growl.

"I didn't have a fucking clue!" Sean howls.

"YOU SENT HER PRESENTS."

"I just did that to piss you off!" he wails.

"Well, Sean, you did a really, really good fucking job," you state. "You have just trolled yourself right out of existence. Why did you run, Sean? Why did you run?"

"Cuz I knew you'd flip your shi-"

"No, Sean, I mean, why did you opt to die tired?" You take another step forward.

"He really didn't know!" Robin wails, running through the surf to your side. She latches both hands around your arm and goes utterly limp, letting her entire weight drag on you.

"Leggo, sis. I've just become Sean's own, personal potato famine."

"He's really nice and sends me cool stuff and you can't kill him pleeeaaassse~" Robin wails.

You feel your heart sink. Your sister. Your little sister, begging you.

"... fine," you grunt. "Okay. All he did was give edged weapons to a little violent drop-bear of a sister. Okay. I guess that's worth a few snap-rolls." You slide your eyes towards Sean. "Run."

Sean gets off his ass and books down the beach, and you think you can hear him cackling with wicked glee.

You look down at Robin.

"Are you letting go?"

"NOOOPE"

>>18362072
I do not think we would stay in the air long with her mad at us.

Ace of Aces and all that

>>18362093
so spoiled

>>18362093
Clearly we run after sean, with sis hanging on for dear life

Did nobody notice she popped a shield on us?

Unless witches can shield someone other than themselves now.

>>18362093
Goddammit you let him get away.

>>18362093
"Fine then!"

And pick her up and give her a piggyback ride back to the others.

>Internal dialog
GODDAM SISTERS. GET BACK HERE YOU FUCKING LEPRECHAUN. I'LL MAKE YOU EAT TEETH AND SHIT RAINBOWS.

>>18362096
But she couldn't shoot us down for fear of losing the cargo. Once we're airborne we're home free. We just need to distract her until then. Who's her heartthrob in the series? Maybe we can get a sexy calendar done.

>>18362093
>Big brother mode engaged

>>18362093
Don't worry, guys.

We'll get him later.

And we'll show how utterly stupid that move was.

>>18362093
Well, time to introduce her to the witches.

THIS will be Sean punishment!

>>18362104
It is impressive that she managed it on the ground with no real prep time or fancy magic focus shit.

But on the other hand she is our sister, of course she is the best witch.

NOW WE ASK HER WHAT THE FUCK SHE IS DOING IN BRITAIN

It's fine. We'll off him when she's not around. Make it look like a potato and alcohol related accident.

>>18362093
Soon Sean, soon we will get our revenge.

>>18362113
The potatoes are.

That is the problem. She will stop at nothing

>>18362118
YES! I love it!

>>18362093

Okay, so, your little sister is not only in England (which your rampant paranoia insisted was probably happening,) but right here at the castle.

At this moment, what feeling is predominant in your thoughts?

>LITTLE SISTER SQUEEEEEEEE
>oh my god what have you done
>you lied to me sister. you LIED. WHY DID YOU LIE
>other?

>>18362093

SEAN HAS TROLLED US FOR THE LAST TIME.

WE TROLL HIM BACK, NOW. (And Krupinski and Kathy, because this is a beach scene)

>>18362132
Yes

>>18362132

WHY DID YOU LIE

Get her back to base, and give her some decent clothes. We can't have our dearest sister dress like a cheap Zucchini.

Then we mail her home.

>>18362132

>SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE

then

>WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE

>>18362132
>LITTLE SISTER SQUEE
followed by
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE AND IN HARM'S WAY

>>18362132
All of the above.

>>18362093
I'd want to ask her if she's met anyone else at the base yet.

I still think the trolling opportunities on this one are astronomical: really only limited to our perverse creativity.

>>18362132
"Yes"

How could sweet, innocent Yoshika remind us of violent Robin?

>>18362132

>LITTLE SISTER SQUEEEEEEEE

>>18362132
>oh my god what have you done
>you lied to me sister. you LIED. WHY DID YOU LIE
These. She was supposed to be at the store. This is not the store.

>>18362093
And now we pull the girlfriend on them.
She owes us that much.

>>18362104
Oh, aye, sir.

HA-HA!

it is reunion time!

[x]squee

>>18362132
>SQUEEE

then

>WHY DID YOU LIE

>>18362132
All of the above Glorious Leader.

>>18362132
THIS IS NOT THE STORE ROBIN
MOM SAID YOU WERE AT THE STORE
THE ONLY THING THEY SELL HERE IS CRAZY

>>18362104
>>18362122
It was probably Kathy.
>>18362132
[x] other
Not a single fuck. Introduce her to assorted ans sundry Witches.

>>18362132
All of this.

>oh my god what have you done

I'M TRYING TO SCORE WITH WITCHES HERE AND THEN YOU SHOW UP

>>18362132

"WHAT WAS I DOING BEFORE ALL THIS???"

>MAKEOUT WITH TURDE
>MINNA IS FUCKING CRAZY AND BOUNCING PEOPLE
>MAKEOUT WITH TRUDE
>WHY IS SIS HERE
>MAKEOUT WITH TRUDE

>LITTLE SISTER SQUEEEEEEEE
>oh mah gawd wut hahve yu duhn

These two. Make it as trolly as possible. Embarrass the fuck out of her

>>18362132
>LITTLE SISTER SQUEEEEEEEE

Lord knows we need something to be happy about without complicated war and relationship shit in the way.

>you lied to me sister. you LIED. WHY DID YOU LIE

>>oh my god what have you done

Easy, he's asking in what order to do those things, not which of them we want to the exclusion of all others.

>other?
Sis needs to learn that swan diving off burning bridges tends to make you land on trolls. Clearly the fact that she is over here in Britain does not computer. Therefore...

HALLUCINATION TIEM.

>>18362093
In that case...bounce our sister.

>>18362132
>SQUEE
Then

>WHY DID YOU LIE

>>18362150
Wonder if we can trade her out.

>>18362093
If we can't get Sean, it's time to introduce sis to everyone, including our hallucination and the hellcow. Most trollish method possible, of course. "My fiancee, that french bint noone likes, my hallucination, my fiancee's ex-girlfriend, my commander who thinks of me as her dead boyfriend, Trude's little sister what was kidnapped by aliums, etc"

Later is UNLIMITED BARREL ROLL WORKS, of course.

>>18362132
>Why the fuck are you here?!
WHEN DID YOU BECOME A STRIKE WITCH?! IS OUR MOM SECRETLY WORKING FOR THE OSS?!
Why does my rampant paranoia decide to be right or wrong depending on how stupid it makes me look?!

>>18362132
Again, she's here, and nothing we do is going to change it.

Instead of raging at Sean, the entire base will know the full extent of our troll. I vote fake girlfriend, so long as nobody else at the castle other than those present at the beach know any better.

>>18362132
>LITTLE SISTER SQUEEEEEEEE

>>18362150
Back before Robin was corrupted by fuseball. Fuseball is uhv tha Dehvil!

>>18362153
>>18362166
This. "If we give you some Hell Cow milk will you go back home?"

>>18362132
>oh my god what have you done

Directed at you planefag. I see no way that this could end well. The tears shall fuel you for eons.

>>18362194
Did you not read all that crap that just happened?

>>18362132
>oh my god what have you done

>>18362191
Definitely this when it comes time for introductions, but first:
>WHY DID YOU LIE

>LITTLE SISTER SQUEEEEEEEE
>oh my god what have you done

Also

>>FUCHS YOU, SEAN. FUCHS YOU.

This has gone on long enough
>LITTLE SISTER SQUEEEEEEEE

>>18362132
squee

>>18362194
>she's here, and nothing we do is going to change it
Wanna fucking bet?!

>>18362150
Maybe they look similar.

>Squee

Get off the board Hamburger Helper.

>>18362203
This. We should show her just how fucked up it is around here, and then put her on the first heavily witch-guarded plan back home.

>>18362221
One is a lesbain and the other plays rugby, which is a traditionally lesbain sport. Something something boob fixation? Maybe she looks Japanese, I dunno, lol.

>Later is UNLIMITED SNAP ROLL WORKS, of course.
Fixed that for you.

Something tells me Kathy is going to love Robin.
Whether or not it is platonic remains to be seen.

>>18362150

More likely the cute little sister we never really had.

...

Wait... MC is a siscon DESPITE having a sister?

>mfw, Oh Sister starts playing during this thread

fuck you jet audio! straight to hell!

>>18362148
Also, what is her rank. The idea of saluting one's sister amuses me so.

>>18362244
Well if we can't have Kathy then Robin might as well. Can't waste a good American woman like that.

>>18362248
Well, when you imagine having a sister as nice as Yoshika...

Guys! GUYS!

Our little sister is here! On the island! With 2 carriers worth of Marine aviators!

Guys. You realize we're now going to have to keep our lil' sis away from the predations of some of the more...libertine...Witches, right? Never mind the fucking NAVY bastards around right now.

THIS IS THE LION'S DEN AND SHE IS THE TINIEST, TENDEREST LAMB.

>>18362271

>Sister probably came in with the carriers

>AND THE MARINE DETACHMENT

THEY'RE ALL GONNA BURN.

>>18362276
SHE
PLAYS
RUGBY

>>18362220
THE MILITARY DOES NOT FUCKING WORK THAT WAY. If she's on-base, and producing shields and shit, she's here to stay.
>>18362211
Yes, I did. Ian's down here, and I think O'Hare, Bishop, the Hound, and Krupinski. They can shut the fuck up about it or get beanbag'd in their respective reproductive bits.

I am seriously not worried for Robin in the slightest.
Our blood runs in her veins, she'll be fine.

>>18362276
I'd say dress her up like Chris and give her to Trude, but that might still end up with rape.

>>18362276

LAMBS DO NOT TACKLE WITH THE FORCE OF AN ANGRY GOD

TEACH HER THE WAYS OF THE BOUNCE.

>>18362271
>>18362276
>Sean
>Marines
>Some of the Witches
>Maybe even Aussie Lassitude
FUCK. NO REST FOR THE BEST.

>>18362285
She plays American Football.
Rugby's a Commonwealth sport. She's American like MC.

>>18362288
Higher-than-average chance, in fact.

>>18362288
It isn't might buddy. Its WILL.

>>18362287
also she can hit like a mac truck

Let's see if our pupil is worthy of becoming a teacher herself.

Allow Minna to teach Robin the ways of NGAF

>little sister
>lots of marines

This quest is heading towards lots and lots of CRAZY. And not in a good way I think.

>>18362297
We don't care what she actually plays, she plays rugby just like our hallucination is a hallucination. Also, lesbains don't bring boys home, and won't get Mom calling us asking why we let her get pregnant.

Just a thought but if Robin is here to stay we should be tag-teaming bouncing/fighting people like this.

>>18362285
SHE
IS
OUR
LITTLE
SISTER

The fact that she plays football is irrelevant.

>Introduce sister to Minna
>Same effect as with the Navy Commander when Paddy and MC were going at it
"OH GOD NOT TOO OF THEM. NOOOOOOOOOOOOPE"

>>18362319
a pair of professional mother fuckers

>>18362314
Fuck no. We shouldn't let Robin anywhere near that crazy bitch.

>>18362276
No... No... We shall drive her right into the arms of Van Dyke. Just to make sure no man is gonna touch her.
We shall have her dress slutty and blueball the marines till kingdom come.

Take her to minna, introduce her using the "I'm MC, this is my sister, and we"
>put on glasses

"Are a pair of professional mother fuckers"

Also, it is likely that lil' sis was IN westpoint, based on her comments on 'cleaning her rifle'. Which is where the real Robin Olds was.

Although he didn't get his wings till '43 so the army might have pluck her out and sent her to the front early.

>>18362324
Oh god yes.

You scan the beach with intense focus. Left. Right. Left. You turn and scan the waves intently for the periscope of a sub or the bubbles of a lurking Minna.

"What are you doing?"

"Checking for witnesses," you answer, and sling Robin up into your arms.

"SQUEEEEEEEEE~" you squeal like a German in a potato bin. "OHMYGODIMISSEDYOUSOBADHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA"

Robin wheezes as you squeeze the air out of her in pure joy. "Leggggurgh," she complains.

"Nooooooooooope!" you squeal, spinning her around fast enough to make her heels fly out with centrifugal force.

"Leggoooo~" Robin repeats, but not too strongly.

"No, because it's time for-"

"AAAH!" Robin exclaims, squirming wildly.

"NOOOOOooooooogies," you croon wickedly, and ball up your fist to apply the dread noogie. Your little sister kicks and squirms like mad, but you manage to noogie the hell out of her.

"ow ow ow ow ow why"

"Why?" You drop her in the sand unceremoniously. "You *liiiiied,* Robin. You lean over her and glower terribly. "You liiiied. Why did you lie, Robin?"