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Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)16:48 No.18350336

So, you found a big frog thing, and Warrior-kun doesn't like it.

At least it doesn't look aggressive.

So, what are you gonna do about it, little Xeno?

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)16:57 No.18350412 kill it in the name of the Emprah'

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)16:58 No.18350419 >>18350412 >be the little taucron girl >kill xenos in the name of the Emprah wat?

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)16:59 No.18350427 >>18350336 We shall keep it as a pet... And call it Poopkins

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:00 No.18350431 Attempt to communicate with it.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:00 No.18350433 >>18350431 how?

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:02 No.18350446 >>18350419 codex astrates calls this manouver STEEL RAIN

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:03 No.18350458 >>18350431 And tell him what, anyway?

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:04 No.18350470 >>18350458 Perhaps it knows body/sign language

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:05 No.18350474 rolled 11 = 11 check its box, see if it came with a manual or something

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:05 No.18350476 >>18350470 AND TELL HIM WHAT, ANYWAY?

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:06 No.18350481 >>18350470 try to explain that the frog thing is going to die in the name of the emprah'

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:07 No.18350485 rolled 16 = 16 >>18350476 we can ask it what it knows about the douche who put up all these posters of himself and put our new friend into a box

Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:22 No.18350595
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>>18350431
>>18350470
>>18350485
>>18350474
Well, your communication skills seem pretty deficient, but you seemed to get your point across.

Probably because the thing speaks Necrontyr fluently. But it has a damn coarse accent, sounds almost like French.

So, yeah, his box is empty, and he also knows that Assholetep is a douchebag. And an uncultured one, at that; he believed he had captured a mighty Slann warlord and intended to brag about it with other necron lords, except that the frog thing is just a Brave, a footsoldier.

Pft.

But you didn't even ask his name, or even introduce yourself! That's not very polite!

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:26 No.18350627 >>18350595 Since when is French a coarse accent? I suppose I should be mad at you for giving a giant frog a French accent, but really my first impulse was to chop the damn thing's legs off and fry them up. So I will let it go this time.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:28 No.18350645 >>18350595 Whelp, lets go ahead and introduce ourselves to it and ask for its name. And of course ask if it wishes to accompany us in our glorious adventures

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:29 No.18350657 >>18350627 It has always been. I should know, I'm French. I think it's only that weird "French is a sexy language" propaganda that has been going on since the 50s.

Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:33 No.18350683

>>18350657
I am not talking about if it is sexy or not. I am speaking about the degree of fear that you have that the speaker is about to spit a ball of snot at you. I find a large part of Holland and the boarder between Germany and the Slavic countries to be more "coarse".

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:36 No.18350705 Doesn't mean that French doesn't sound coarse.

Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:42 No.18350760

rolled 18 = 18

well, we should ask our new friend his(her? should ask its gender as well!) name and then tell it ours, and who our other two companions are. then ask if it knows of anything else that might be in the boxes or when assholetep will be returning/where he is

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:43 No.18350767 >>18350760 Do frogs have a gender?

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:46 No.18350799 rolled 17 = 17 >>18350767 yes! and some species are known to actually change their gender at will if the local population is unbalanced gender-wise!

Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:52 No.18350842
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>>18350645
>>18350760
Oh, Xeno, don't be so blunt, you're going to scare him off!

Him? Her?

You're right, it's a boy. It's not like I could tell from his name alone. "Quinletz" doesn't sound very manly.

At least he's okay with joining you. He doesn't really have the choice, anyway.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:54 No.18350857 >>18350595 >sounds almost like French. RUN LIKE A MAD CUNT THAT'S TECHNOMANCER!

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:55 No.18350868 >>18350857 Chill down, it's just a frog.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:55 No.18350869 Alright, lets take our new buddy and get out of this place!

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:56 No.18350871 >>18350869 He better be useful.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:56 No.18350872 >>18350857 As if you could not tell from the art style. Hide the thread and move on.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:57 No.18350878 >>18350872 >The joke >Your fuckin' head.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:00 No.18350896 rolled 3 = 3 >>18350842 we should also ask warrior why he was just gonna punch him when we first opened the box. we should still ask our new friend what he knows about the rest of the boxes and assholetep. also, why was he in the box?

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:02 No.18350917 >>18350842 alright. ... I guess we need to get out of here. Also, Quinletz probably needs some gear or something. ... unless he has everything on his person.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:03 No.18350920 >>18350896 He was part of Assholetep's collection, obviously.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:13 No.18350998 File: 1331936026.jpg-(67 KB, 300x300, scarabphone.jpg) Damn! Assholetep is already back! Luckily, he's talking on the phone, he hasn't noticed you yet, you can try to hide, or to fight him! Quick, Xeno, wat do?

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:14 No.18351004 >>18350998 Throw the frog at him. He must unleash his slanni powers on him and wreck his shit.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:16 No.18351013 rolled 6 = 6 >>18350998 quick! everybody hide in a box and when he's close by with his back turned, we jump out attack!

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:16 No.18351015 >>18351004 According to the RT, only characters had psychic powers. Better not do anything stupid.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:19 No.18351034 Better hide, dude is a douche.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:28 No.18351080 rolled 8 + 1 = 9 >>18351071 rollan

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:29 No.18351089 File: 1331936971.jpg-(67 KB, 300x300, MAD AND ANGRY!.jpg) >>18351013 Too late!, he has noticed you, and he's mad and angry! He is readying his Tachyon Arrow! You need to roll another D20 so that you don't get killed! And a D4, to determine who he aiming at!

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:30 No.18351093 >>18351080 I really hope we're going by "low roll = good"

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:30 No.18351099 >>18351093 nope, this is NOT tau quest.

>>	dice 1d20 1d4 Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:31 No.18351101 >>18351089 this may or may not work.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:31 No.18351105 rolled 11 + 1 = 12 fuckin' subject /= email.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:32 No.18351111 rolled 4 + 1 = 5 >>18351105 testing to see if non ones can happen

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:33 No.18351117 >>18351089 AAAAAAAAAAAH (Also, link to previous adventures?)

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:33 No.18351118 rolled 1 = 1 >>18351101 using to see who gets hit.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:33 No.18351122 rolled 4 = 4 >>18351111 well, that solved that. gonna roll a d4 then.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:34 No.18351127 >>18351089

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:34 No.18351129 File: 1331937280.png-(14 KB, 600x600, 1323552886648.png) >Not Shas'O >Not Tau'Quest NOPE

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:34 No.18351130 >>18351089 Do a barrel roll!

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:36 No.18351144 >>18351129 I DON'T CARE IT'S AN ADORABLE XENO

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:37 No.18351146 >>18351130 Sigh I can never get that fucking dice roller to work for me...

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:37 No.18351147 >>18351129 Shas killed herself, and this quest has original art accompanying each post. How can you complain about that?

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:39 No.18351156 >>18351147 >Shas killed herself Several things wrong with that.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:41 No.18351169 >>18351156 Just telling it like I heard it, man.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:42 No.18351175 >>18351169 You repeating trolls man Hey, did you hear Ron Paul got hit by a bus?

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:42 No.18351177 >>18351156 Assuming shas is actually a guy, I can find only 2 things wrong with that, not several. Yes, several is more than two. Two is a couple. Yes, I AM sperging out over this.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:43 No.18351185 >>18351177 YOU ARE SEVERAL THINGS

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:44 No.18351194 >>18351185 OH GOD YOU'RE RIGHT! Seriously though, I wish I knew where to contact Shas these days, I'd like to talk to him/her.

Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:45 No.18351197

>>18351177
>>Shas
>>Trolls constantly, has at least two games going, and well, with plenty of friends, to all evidence
>>Frequent (Probably trolling) misogyny jokes
>>Single most 'I do not give a single fuck' tripfag on the board
Yeah, that's several. I could see Shas killing someone else and getting jailtime, but suicide? Nah. Female? Nah.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:46 No.18351202 >>18351175 >Ron Paul got hit by a bus You believed the official story that it was a bus accident? That bus driver was obviously a CIA hitman. It was an inside job, dammit!

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:46 No.18351205 File: 1331938017.jpg-(71 KB, 300x300, ping.jpg) >>18351111 >>18351105 >>18351080 Hurray! He was aiming at you, but Quinletz's forcefield amulets negated the shot! now, wat do?

Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:47 No.18351213

>>18351202
>>He thinks the CIA are a thing
It's the moonmen from Venus with their damn liberal agenda, trying to turn the human race extinct by turning everyone gay and waiting for us to depopulate the earth after we destroy all industry with over-regulation and starve! It's a conspiracy I tell you!

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:48 No.18351217 File: 1331938108.jpg-(71 KB, 450x631, Taucron 1.jpg) >>18351205 We should construct scarabs. Lots of scarabs.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:48 No.18351219 >>18351197 Shas'O Tau'Quest =/= Shas'O R'myr

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:49 No.18351220 Attack! While he's stumbling for a reroll we can mob him! Or flee! Either way we can't stand around!

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:49 No.18351221 >>18351219 pff no

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:49 No.18351223 >>18351205 tell Quinletz to unleash his 1337 frog powers on him.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:49 No.18351226 File: 1331938190.jpg-(114 KB, 800x800, 1322095728311.jpg) >>18351217

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:49 No.18351227 >>18351217 Scarab swarm might be useful to provide cover for a getaway.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:50 No.18351229 >>18351220 >reroll >tachyon arrow

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:50 No.18351231 File: 1331938249.jpg-(159 KB, 500x752, Kony---Obama.jpg) >>18351213 That's just disinformation spread by reptilian Obama-Kony trying to distract you from the Illuminati conspiracy to spread atheism through the Federal Reserve!

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:52 No.18351241 >>18351231 Obama? Just a sock monkey for RESURRECTED CYBORG HITLER! You know it to be true!

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:53 No.18351244 >>18351231 IT'S ALL A NIHILIST PLOT TO CONTROL EVERYTHING!

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:53 No.18351246 Oh wow My dude's actually being used in something I feel all special and junk

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:53 No.18351248 >>18351241 I prefer resurrected cyborg tau girls...

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:01 No.18351306 I'm not dead, nor am I Shas'o R'myr.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:03 No.18351314 >>18351306 Any chance we could exchange emails then supposed Shas?

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:03 No.18351318 >>18351306 I could say the same thing.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:06 No.18351341 I'm not Shas'o R'myr, but I am dead. ... wait

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:09 No.18351367 File: 1331939356.jpg-(144 KB, 703x1000, Skeleton-3.jpg) >>18351341 Being alive is soooo 2007. Undead represent, home boy!

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:09 No.18351369 rolled 13 = 13 >>18351205 pick it up and throw it back at him!

Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:14 No.18351414
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>>18351217
>>18351223
>>18351227
Apparently, Quinletz doesn't know any useful power in this situation. He was an apprentice biomancer when he got captured, he's just a Brave, not a shaman or anything...

So, go, Xeno, construct dem scarabs!

That's it!

Now, will you fight alongside your beloved swarm or flee to save your lives?

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:17 No.18351437 File: 1331939864.jpg-(106 KB, 640x823, 1323552220331.jpg) How much necrodermis did she eat?

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:18 No.18351443 We fight!

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:18 No.18351444 >>18351369 It's just a silver bead...

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:18 No.18351446 >>18350446 I know a certain man in France who would paint a picture of what STEEL RAIN means when we're talking Xeno.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:19 No.18351457 >>18351446 Molten steel showers.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:19 No.18351458 >>18351414 We should probably stay and keep an eye on the scarabs, lest they devour our new organic frog-friend.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:20 No.18351466 >>18351437 You need to eat a lot before going on an adventure.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:20 No.18351473 >>18351458 depends are the new scarabs Drone as well, or just regular scarabs?

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:21 No.18351479 >>18351414 Westand and fight as spa-... Necron! And a frog-thing

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:23 No.18351498 >>18351479 Okay, then, which strategy should we use?

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:24 No.18351503 rolled 20 = 20 >>18351414 Kill him while our friends keep his saves down! But watch out for his mighty pokéball of DOOM.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:25 No.18351507 >>18351503 I guess we have a winner.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:28 No.18351536 File: 1331940498.jpg-(102 KB, 770x700, Lord_Commissar_Unyuufex_by_Dra(...).jpg) >>18351503 mfw nat 20.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:28 No.18351538 File: 1331940508.jpg-(109 KB, 1200x1200, hongo xeno.jpg) >>18351503 TAUCRON RIDER STRONGER

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:29 No.18351545 >>18351536 >Out of 1d100 ...

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:32 No.18351563 File: 1331940756.png-(38 KB, 318x472, HATE.png) >>18351545 On a d20. I just checked. You scared the everloving shit out of me, bastard. >>18351538 It always vexed me the text was in columns from left to right, not vice versa.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:33 No.18351573 >>18351498 We have our scarabs distract assholetep, then warrior-kun will deliver some fierce blows to his face and we finish him with a shoryuken

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:37 No.18351602 What the fuck? Tau'Quest in d20? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:38 No.18351613 >>18351602 Different OP meas different dice, apparently.

Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:50 No.18351723
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>>18351503
Excellent! caught off-guard by the scarabs, he didn't have the time to activate one of his other gadgets! Thanks to the multiple simultaneous devastating entropic strikes, his armor is weakened enough for you and Warrior-kun to deliver lethal blows! And he cannot even fight back efficiently!

Now, you're free to do as you please, but there is one thing to check: will Assholetep stand back? With all his strength? Or will he teleport away in his ship?

roll a D 20, then a D3

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:51 No.18351731 rolled 2 = 2 >>18351723 rollan the d20

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:52 No.18351736 rolled 2 = 2 >>18351731 andnow the d3

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:52 No.18351740 rolled 1 = 1 One D3.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)20:01 No.18351810 rolled 13 = 13 >>18351731

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)20:01 No.18351811 A congratulatory high five and victory pose is in order~

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)20:07 No.18351865 File: 1331942867.jpg-(59 KB, 624x600, 1331580165019.jpg)

Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)20:08 No.18351875
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>>18351731
He failed his reanimation protocols!

You've defeated Assholetep, and for the first time, an Old One cooperated with necrons!

But the adventure isn't over yet, there is still much to do. First, locate your magic wand, free all of his collection before it teleports, and get the tomb rid of those awful posters.

As for myself, I'm gonna sleep, and then maybe come back in a few days to check your progresses.

Bye, little Xeno!

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)20:09 No.18351880 rolled 13 = 13 >>18351865 Damn it dice...

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)20:10 No.18351894 >>18351875 Good night, my friend.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)20:12 No.18351906 >>18351875 Huzzah. Thank you! Where can I find the first parts of this adventure?

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)20:12 No.18351913 File: 1331943173.jpg-(2.15 MB, 2400x2400, But that is from where I const(...).jpg) So, I hope you guys enjoyed it as much as the previous ones. Xenobutts before I leave.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)20:14 No.18351926 >>18351906 http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18300506/ http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18313164/ don't forget to archive this one too

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)20:36 No.18352103 Next time, we need to find Weaver and Anima. They'll know what to do!

Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)20:41 No.18352128
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>>18352103
Weaver is still cocooned up in the spaceship (or in the tomb near the spaceship, and last time (or first time) Xeno met Anima, she kidnapped Drone and pulled a rapeface at Xeno.

Fortunately, she somehow lost him, and Xeno found him back at the hands of a dickish undead thing. Maybe it was actually Assholetep, or Trazyn in disguise...

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)21:16 No.18352406 What about Shadow?

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)21:36 No.18352576 Man, I want more and bigger pics of Quinletz. Slanni rule.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)21:51 No.18352692 Xeno has a knack for picking up new sidekicks. And hey, at least it's not another chick.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)21:58 No.18352736 >>18352692 You can never really be sure with amphibians.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)23:25 No.18353463 Does this mean that Xeno's Diary (AKA My Life As A Teenage Necron) is canon?

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)23:26 No.18353472 >>18353463 Of course!

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)23:29 No.18353503 Then what happened to Mr. Legs?!

>>	Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)23:31 No.18353522 >>18353503 He's not here yet, but it's only the third part, so who knows what is yet to come?

>>	Anonymous 03/17/12(Sat)08:06 No.18356595 bamp

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