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  • File: 1331792631.jpg-(29 KB, 320x725, O'Hare_Dakimakura_1.jpg)
    29 KB STRIKE WITCHES: GAINAX GAZOONGAS planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/15/12(Thu)02:23 No.18334025  
    "The beach!" Kathy says. "Can we? Can we?"

    "I'm busy," Sean says sternly.

    "C'moooooon," Kathy wails. "Please? Please? Pretty please?" She bounces up and down eagerly, and so does her swimsuit. Sean's head tracks with the motion, like a cat or a bird might.

    "Suuuure," he says in a drunken-sounding drawl.

    "It's settled then!"

    Lynette runs for her bathing suit while Kathy coaxes Perrine out of the rafters, which apparently consists of firing her pistol at the ceiling girders till Perrine caves from fear, listening to the ricochets of .45 Long Colt. The "Beach" isn't much of a walk, and soon you're all standing near a rather pretty, white-sand beach.

    You look up into the cloudless sky. "Wow, are we still in England?"
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:24 No.18334042
    >>18334025
    Hahahaha
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:25 No.18334051
    So Kathy is also a Bounce Witch.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:25 No.18334054
    Silly planefag, english beaches are nothing but rocks.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:25 No.18334055
    This will prove rapetastic. That or painful i cant tell which.
    >> archivalfag 03/15/12(Thu)02:25 No.18334060
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    >THREAD 50

    WOOOOOOOOOOO
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:26 No.18334066
    >>18334025
    OI!

    WE HEARD DIS THING FROM OUR SISTER

    WHATS ALL DIS DEN ABOUT SENDING HER GIFTS
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:26 No.18334068
    >Perrine out of the rafters,
    We'd better find out what the hell she's doing up there at some point.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:27 No.18334076
    >>18334025
    Lynette + bathing suit = Yoshika where?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:27 No.18334080
    >>18334068
    Hiding from Ian after she stole his pants
    >> Major Airlift 03/15/12(Thu)02:27 No.18334088
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    >>18334060
    GLORY TO THE PLANEFAG! PRAISE BE THE PLANEFAG!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:28 No.18334090
    >>18334054
    it's in the show, magical witch island doesn't need to geography.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:28 No.18334091
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    DON'T GO IN THE WATER.

    God knows what sort of MC hungry witches lurk in the depths
    >> Starshadow 03/15/12(Thu)02:28 No.18334094
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    So whats Cupcakeski up to?

    >pic related
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:28 No.18334096
    >>18334060
    Zeonquest did 116.

    Still, 50 in 3 months is pretty impressive.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:28 No.18334100
    >Time for beach episode

    Yessssss
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:29 No.18334107
    >>18334055
    >implying they're mutually exclusive
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/15/12(Thu)02:29 No.18334108
    >>18334076

    She was bouncing Marines, but I suspect that the prospect of a beach episode will summon her like blood in the water summons sharks.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:29 No.18334109
    Dunk witches, wedgie them, unclasp their bras.

    But whatever we do, WHATEVER WE DO, do NOT put sand in their panties.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:29 No.18334110
    we need the jaws theme
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:30 No.18334116
    >>18334025
    Everyone remember to watch out for alium submarines or, even worse, stray marines.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:30 No.18334118
    >>18334109
    Sandy vaginas are a deadly thing
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:30 No.18334120
    >>18334110
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvCI-gNK_y4
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:30 No.18334122
    >>18334109
    challengeaccepted.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:30 No.18334123
    >>18334096
    Commander Quest is up to 166.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:31 No.18334133
    >>18334123
    And MSQ did 50 in a month.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/15/12(Thu)02:31 No.18334135
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    >>18334108
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:31 No.18334136
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    >sandy vaginas
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:31 No.18334137
    >>18334123
    That is some goddam dedication.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/15/12(Thu)02:32 No.18334145
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    "This is stupid," Ian grouses. He's still got his shotgun with him - he gave Kathy a load of beanbags right in the ass when she tried to take it away from him - but he's tolerating Perrine in her bathing suit within twenty feet of him, at least. She eyes him every half-second, but hasn't said anything yet. "There's a war on, you know. And we're fucking swimming?"

    "We need a few hours off anyways, and this is as good a spot as any," Sean says, stretched out on the sand, enjoying the warmth. He sips at his flask. "Ya can drink booze out here just as well as inside."

    "Inside there are doors, and walls, and suits of fucking armor," Ian says darkly.

    "So what have you fools been up to, today?" you ask them.

    Ian gives you a dark, haunted look.

    "Ah."

    "Me, I've been drinking and playing with our new radar and catching up on the butt-sluts. I mean, scuttlebutt. That, too," Sean says, and takes another sip. "How about you?"

    "It was great," you say. "Chatted with Luke. Was even able to make a call home."

    "Awesome."

    "Yeah," you say, stretching. "Even talked to my sister, which was good."

    "Neat~" Sean says. He raises his flask... then sets it aside, staring intently into the sky. "Wait. Fuck. You see that?"

    "See what?" you say, shading your eyes and squinting into the sky.

    "A distraction!" Sean yips, and he RUNS LIKE HELL.
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    >>18334076
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:32 No.18334151
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    FOR GOD'S SAKE, DON'T GO IN THE WATER.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:33 No.18334155
    >>18334145
    ENGAGE.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:33 No.18334159
    >>18334060
    Well, SWQ isn't really a /tg/ production.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:33 No.18334160
    >>18334145
    Damn, he knows us too well.

    >Run him down like an animal
    >> Zanraptora 03/15/12(Thu)02:33 No.18334161
    >>18334145

    Tail him immediately.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:33 No.18334162
    >>18334145
    GRAB SHOTGUN

    BEANBAG HIS ASS
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/15/12(Thu)02:34 No.18334164
    >clever girl
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:34 No.18334165
    >>18334145

    GET BACK HERE YOU SUMBITCH

    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MAH LITTA SISTAAA
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:34 No.18334166
    >>18334145
    "HALLUCINATION! HE'S TRYING TO ESCAPE!"
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:34 No.18334167
    >>18334145
    HAHAHAHAHA
    >> Major Airlift 03/15/12(Thu)02:34 No.18334170
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    >>18334145
    GET HIM! GET HIM NOW!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:34 No.18334171
    >>18334145
    Bean bag gun
    Sean's ass
    Now
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:34 No.18334174
    Chase him into the water, the girls will enjoy the show.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:34 No.18334176
    >>18334166
    Hey, this. Sic Kathy on him.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:35 No.18334178
    >>18334145
    MURDERIZE HIS ASS!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:35 No.18334182
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    >>18334145
    CHASE HIM
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:35 No.18334183
    >>18334151
    SQUAD BROKEN!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:35 No.18334184
    >>18334145
    Snatch Ian's shotgun and nail Sean in the ass with it. Then stare Ian down and rack the slide menacingly.

    This is our little sister we're talking about here. We may have promised not to kill our crew, but then again, death would be like a sweet release anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:35 No.18334185
    >>18334145
    GOTTA GO FAST
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:35 No.18334186
    >>18334145
    RUN HIM DOWN LIKE THE IRISH DOG HE IS!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:36 No.18334191
    >>18334184
    I like this plan. Lets roll with it.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:36 No.18334192
    >>18334166
    Fuck yes
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:36 No.18334194
    >>18334145
    Grab Ian's shotgun. Shoot the bastard in the ass!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:36 No.18334196
    >>18334166
    >>18334176
    In before she surfs on her shield.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:36 No.18334197
    LET HIM RUN!

    We've got the whole beach full of girls to ourselves. Perrine will monopolize Ian's time. We can get him later.

    I want beach shenanigans.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:36 No.18334200
    >>18334162
    This. Take him down at range and then close.
    >> Starshadow 03/15/12(Thu)02:37 No.18334202
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    >>18334145
    >confusing
    You should see our long gun registry.

    This pic is what we need to do the next time we get ahold of the rolling court martial.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:37 No.18334203
    >>18334184
    fucking seconded
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:37 No.18334206
    >Take Shotgun
    >Bean Sean
    >"HEY PERRINE!, LOOK WHAT I GOT" *Wave shotgun*
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:37 No.18334207
    >>18334166
    >>18334184
    These.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:37 No.18334208
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    Chase him down
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:37 No.18334212
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    >>18334197

    Just wait till we tell her hes been hitting on our little sister.

    Ian will wish he is dead.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:38 No.18334215
    >>18334208
    I've seen this pic a few times but I don't get it. Is it something she says in the series a lot?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:39 No.18334226
    >>18334206
    >>18334184
    Fucking yes!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:39 No.18334229
    >>18334215
    Yugioh Abridged, motherfucker.

    Did you watch it?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:39 No.18334230
    >>18334215
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiyH4QS8nCk

    Meme collision.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:39 No.18334231
    >>18334229
    Fuck no.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:40 No.18334236
    >>18334230
    Ah, ok.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:41 No.18334244
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    >>18334145

    >Implying running will save Sean from MC's righteous fury.

    On an unrelated note:

    >Drawfag reportin' in NOW WITH 10% LESS RETARDATION

    Here is the start of the group pic. It has just the plane blocked in at the moment, but really that is the only one that matters, right? Stupid, sexy widow.

    Demon Cow with rider is basically done, but not quite done enough to post. THANKS OCD! Should be done by the next thread.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/15/12(Thu)02:41 No.18334245
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    >>18334170
    >>18334166
    >>18334165
    >>18334162
    >>18334162
    >>18334160
    >>18334155
    >>18334147

    "YOU HAVE FUCKED UP NOW SEAN YOU HAVE FUCKED UP NOW" you scream as you lunge up from the beach. Ian tries to stand, but you just kick him in the shoulder and swipe his shotgun, then take off after Sean at a dead run, brotherly rage fueling your mad sprint. Sean is somewhat slowed by his mad, mad, MAD cackling as well, but he's still in better shape then you and he's managing to gain ever so slightly.

    Until you shoot him in the ass.

    The gun's an Ithaca 37 Featherlite in 20 gauge, and it handles like a dream. You rack the slide to load another beanbag shell.

    "FUCKERMUCK!" he screams, still stumbling along. "FUCK, THAT HURST!"

    "OH YES, YES IT DOES, MOTHERFUCKER!" you roar. "YOU SUAVE FUCKER, PUTTING THE MOVES ON MY SISTER!?

    Finally, Sean trips over some driftwood and goes down. You advance on him, shotgun ready, the Avenging Angel of Big Ouchies.

    "AND YOU SHALL CRY LIKE A BITCH," you roar, raising the shotgun, "WHEN I PUT MY BROTHERLY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!"

    And that is when somebody tackles you so fucking hard that your consciousness is torn from your head via the laws of inertia as your body goes flying into the water.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:42 No.18334249
    >>18334244
    Holy shit I am so hard right now...
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:42 No.18334251
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    >>18334215
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/15/12(Thu)02:42 No.18334252
    >>18334245
    >Mio's here, guys
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:42 No.18334255
    >>18334245
    wut
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:43 No.18334257
    >>18334245
    RED ALERT ALL HANDS TO BATTLE STATIONS!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:43 No.18334259
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    >>18334245
    >>18334245
    >>18334245
    NOT THE WATER, NOT THE WATER
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/15/12(Thu)02:43 No.18334260
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    >>18334202
    >Canadian long gun registry

    Sir, I am sorry.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:43 No.18334262
    >>18334245
    Is Trude awake?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:43 No.18334264
    >>18334245
    Wait... a tackle? Doesn't our sister play football?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:43 No.18334266
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    >>18334245
    >"AND YOU SHALL CRY LIKE A BITCH," you roar, raising the shotgun, "WHEN I PUT MY BROTHERLY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!"
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:44 No.18334267
    >>18334257
    pft! we've been knocked the bounce out
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:44 No.18334268
    >>18334245
    Uh oh we're not so good at breathing water...
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:44 No.18334269
    >>18334264
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:44 No.18334270
    >>18334245
    NEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES: NO CLEVER TITLE, YOUR SISTER WAS HERE THE WHOLE TIME AND SEAN HAS BEEN BONING HER
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:44 No.18334277
    >>18334245
    >Not slamfiring that bitch until it's empty
    NOT. ENOUGH. RAGE.

    Also, I'm interested to know who just leveled us.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:44 No.18334279
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    >>18334245
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:44 No.18334280
    >>18334264
    >>18334270
    Dammit!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:45 No.18334283
    >>18334270
    NOT FALLING FOR THAT ONE AGAIN
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:45 No.18334284
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    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/15/12(Thu)02:45 No.18334285
    >>18334260
    Dont worry planebro, last i heard it got scrapped a week ago
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:45 No.18334286
    sister plays football. that better be a damn red herring.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:45 No.18334288
    >>18334270
    Firefox eat your trip again, planefag?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/15/12(Thu)02:46 No.18334289
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    >>18334244
    >>18334244
    >dat Widow

    Your output is tremendous and your ability with detail is amazing. Few drawfags can draw something like a plane - or a ships door - and make it look good and proper.

    boners everywhere
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:46 No.18334293
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    >>18334270
    DON'T EVEN JOKE
    >> Major Airlift 03/15/12(Thu)02:46 No.18334298
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    >>18334270
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:47 No.18334303
    >>18334245
    >Ian tries to stand, but you just kick him in the shoulder and swipe his shotgun,
    NOTHING WILL PROTECT HIM FROM THE HOUND OF GAUL NOW
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:47 No.18334304
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    >>18334245
    Oh god, MY SIDES
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:48 No.18334306
    >>18334264
    We're going to run this joke into the ground. It will then emerge from a volcano in the South Pacific, riding a dinosaur.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/15/12(Thu)02:48 No.18334307
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    NEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES: HAHA YOU GOT YOUR ASS KICKED BY YOUR SISTER

    STRIKE WITCHES will resume SATURDAY, at 7:30 PM EST (-4 GMT.) THERE WILL BE ART. ALSO, COOKIES.
    >> Tofu 03/15/12(Thu)02:49 No.18334311
    Could also be trude using her super strength(But I think we'd have landed on england if that happened)
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:49 No.18334313
    >>18334307
    FUCK
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:49 No.18334316
    >>18334307
    PF TROLLED US!
    >IN AMERICA
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:49 No.18334318
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    >>18334307
    OHHHH GOOOOOOOD
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:50 No.18334319
    >>18334307
    good night bro, sleep tite
    >> Tofu 03/15/12(Thu)02:50 No.18334320
    >>18334264
    >>18334307

    I FUCKING KNEW IT.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:50 No.18334324
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    >>18334307
    >>18334307
    >>18334307
    >>18334307
    >>18334307
    >>18334307
    >>18334307
    >>18334307
    >>18334307
    >>18334307
    ANOTHER TARGET FOR KRUPI, PERFECT

    WE MUST PROTECT ROBIN
    >> Major Airlift 03/15/12(Thu)02:50 No.18334326
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    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/15/12(Thu)02:51 No.18334330
    >>18334307

    0/10

    Too obvious.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:51 No.18334333
    >>18334307
    Those cookies better be chocolate chip!

    >Lead Bath

    yes captcha thats what will happen to ANYONE who trys to bone our sister
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    >>18334307
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:52 No.18334339
    >>18334289

    Danke. Thanks for running the quest. It has been a blast and I wish I had gotten involved sooner.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:53 No.18334345
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    >>18334307
    One of these days my hate for you will surpass my love for this quest and I'll set out to hunt you down.
    PLANEFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:53 No.18334351
    Wait, wait, wait...Sean is always SO preoccupied in the Widow...has been hitting on Robin, apparently...and she is local now...
    >> archivalfag 03/15/12(Thu)02:53 No.18334354
    WOOOOOOOOO~ A three post thread. COMPILATION SUPER AWESOME 50TH ANNIVERSARY EDITION.

    http://www.mediafire.com/?ip0530ec3pwtz32

    I don't THINK I forgot anything this time...
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:54 No.18334356
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    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:54 No.18334357
    >>18334354
    You forgot my glorious entrance.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:55 No.18334364
    >>18334333
    WE SHALL BECOME A FURIOUS AVENGING GOD.

    BEHOLD, WE ARE BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/15/12(Thu)02:55 No.18334366
    Oh, so it was ROBIN Sean was fucking.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:56 No.18334369
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    Planefag, if you defile our sister...

    I will find you.
    >> Starshadow 03/15/12(Thu)02:56 No.18334372
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    Pffffhahahaha

    Dem cliffhangers man. Gets em every time.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:56 No.18334373
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    >>18334351
    nonononononononononononononononononononononnoonnonononononononononononononononononononononononononon
    onononoononononononoononononononononononononononononononononnoonnononoono
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:56 No.18334377
    >>18334351
    He's gonna get that shotgun rammed up his ass
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:58 No.18334388
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    >>18334366
    Sean is a dead man! No one touches our little sister and gets away with it!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:58 No.18334391
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    >>18334351
    >planefag's face when
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:58 No.18334393
    >>18334377
    This time with proper shells.
    >> http://pastebin.com/u/LegioCI Writefag 03/15/12(Thu)02:58 No.18334397
    “Feet wet.” Anders called out over the radio. “Angels fives.” He scanned the skies over the Med, looking for the telltale black splotches from the north. Most of the important bits of Egypt were pretty well covered by one of the largest concentrations of Anti-Aircraft Artillery in the world, the Martians had learned pretty quick that it wasn’t a good idea to drop directly over the country, since the open, flat terrain meant that damn near every Triple-A battery with line of sight could open up on them. That meant that most of the Martians would come down over the Med and fly in at low-altitude, more willing to take their chances with the aircraft screen than Flak fire so thick they could practically land on it. “Goddamned clouds…”

    “Not going to catch any Martians down here…” Flip offered helpfully.

    A third voice, feminine with a German accent chimed in. “Miss Okabe, said that the clouds cleared at nine-thousand feet.” Now that he thought of it, Graf had been one of the sparkles actually taking notes.

    “Well, let’s take it up to ten angels, see if she’s right.” James opened the throttle and tugged back on the stick, climbing into the soup. Gwen was still giving him and Flip the silent treatment, (Did have any clue how much that didn’t work on airmen?) she hadn’t said a word to either him or Flip outside of comm-checks since take-off. He thought he’d seen the German witch talking, which made him guess they had their own frequency- something he’d have to get Franklin on at some point; he was a wizard with radios and all that electrical mumbo-jumbo.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:58 No.18334399
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    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:00 No.18334413
    >>18334399
    No no no you idiot. Blue shell! BLUE shells!
    >> http://pastebin.com/u/LegioCI Writefag 03/15/12(Thu)03:01 No.18334421
    He spared a glance at the altimeter… Eighty-five hundred. He brought his head up and blinked as the Lightning came out of the clouds and into the sunlight. He held up his thumb against the sun and immediately thanked the WWI-pilot who figured out that trick.

    “Bandits! Above the clouds!” He banked the P-38 over and dived back into the soup, followed a bit too closely by a burst of rocket-fire. “Counted six. Looked like Steamers. They definitely know we’re here.” The Steamsleds were the equivalent of Martian heavy fighters, or maybe light-bombers. They weren’t as nimble as a Lightning, being roughly the same shape as a flying potato, but they had more than enough spiral rockets and mazers to make up for it.

    He took a few seconds to level the plane out, time to show these witches what the United States Army Air Corp could do. “Right Flip, one three we make a run for altitude see if we can’t drive through and scatter them a bit.”

    “Roger, Knight.”

    “Orders, Knight?” Graf inquired.

    “Follow us in, try to encourage them to stay away from our tails. Otherwise, stick together and we’ll pick them apart a pair at a
    time.”

    “Roger, Lead.” Good girl; she wasn’t going to second-guess his orders.

    “On my go… Go!” He hauled back on the stick and shoved the accelerator forward, putting the Lightning into a steep climb. Technically, the best way to take on the enemy was from above- you had energy and gravity on your side, but there were advantages to coming from below as well: Visibility was on their side- the silver P-38’s blended in with the clouds, while the dark grey Martians stood out like sore thumbs. They were also attacking up into the Martian’s blind spot.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:01 No.18334422
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    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:01 No.18334426
    >>18334422
    Thats better.
    >> http://pastebin.com/3AXKj8qJ Writefag 03/15/12(Thu)03:02 No.18334431
    James and Flip, followed by the witches tore back out of the clouds, closing the distance with the group of Martian Steamsleds. He drew a bead on one near the center of their formation and held down on the firing stud. The fifties in the nose chattered and the twenty-mike-mike barked.

    The steamsled shuddered with the impacts, trying to bank out of the incoming fire. The damage was done- it’s bank turned into a burning, spiraling fall into the clouds below. “Splash one!”

    “Splash two!” Flip called. He’d tagged another one, a lucky shot with his cannon had caught something explosive, and the flying potato was blown in half.

    James looked back behind him, the witches were adding their own fire, but their single-machine guns- Gwen’s Browning .50 and Graf’s MG-42 just didn’t have the oomph of the Lightning’s nose mounted firepower. He pulled back and turn the climb into a loop, Flip staying with him. “Back into them!” He picked out a Steamsled that had been cut off by their attack and dove on it. He was ready to pull the trigger when he saw the telltale glow across it. “MASER! BREAK!” He rolled the Lightning, just in time to watch the shimmering beam of superheated air scorch past where he’d been. Flip had been a little luckier- keeping his bead on the sled he opened up and blasted it apart.

    “Not bad, that’s half of them!” He flattened the dive and turned to get behind the last three Steamers. “Where’s Bishop?” A burst of spiral rocket fire answers the question.

    “She went after the other pair!” Graf shouted.
    >> Starshadow 03/15/12(Thu)03:03 No.18334435
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    >>18334413
    Who needs shells? Our wrath is such that we will run down Sean like that fucking Yeti from Skifree.

    At least we don't need to worry about Ian. Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:04 No.18334437
    >>18334422
    With an Ithaca filled with those, we could end the whole fucking world.

    I'd test it on the muhreens first. Just to be sure it works.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:05 No.18334443
    >>18334397
    >he was a wizard with radios and all that electrical mumbo-jumbo
    Oh you...
    >> Writefag 03/15/12(Thu)03:09 No.18334466
    This fight was definitely not in her favor. Luckily, she was a damn good distraction- He dove on the first of her assailents from above and behind. The Martian didn’t even twitch before he was ventilated- he just sort of turned over like a dead fish and fell out of the sky.

    “Splash another. Gwen, get on my wi-“ The Lightning bucked underneath him as a spiral rocket detonated just behind his right wing, near the tailboom. A chunk of shrapnel bounced off the canopy, cracking it. “Shit!” He hoped that was a chunk of the rocket and not something he’d need to get home.

    He pulled up and nosed over, snap rolling out of the remaining Steamer’s sights and passed back under it- Steamers didn’t exactly turn on a dime, so he had a few seconds to check the damage. He glanced over at the right engine. The engine was trailing intermittent smoke, but the prop was still turning.
    >> Cliffhangers? In my Writefaggotry? It's more likely than you think! Writefag 03/15/12(Thu)03:10 No.18334472
    “Red Lead! Status?!” Oh, now she wants to talk.

    “Dammit, I’m fine… Engine’s still turning.” He looked back behind him and saw she had formed onto his right wing. “Stay on my wing, this time!” James banked to face the Steamsled, the Martian already climbing for altitude, trailing the characteristic cloud of inky grey smoke. The damn dirty squid just shot up his plane; he was not getting away!

    He nosed up, matching the Martian’s climb. It quickly turned into a climbing scissors. “Ain’t as fun when you’re not outgunning your target, is it?” He called. He watched the altimeter- He had plenty of time before he reached maximum operational altitude, and every time the scissors repeated he was getting closer to blowing this Alium back to Mars.

    Then the right engine’s smoke turned from thin and grey to thick and black before it died. Suddenly missing half its thrust the Lightning stalled nosed right before slipping backwards. “Shit! Shit! Shit!” He stood on the pedals, and sucked the stick back to his chest, managing to get the Lightning into a dive. “Lost my engine! Losing altitude!” He called out as the Lightning spiraled towards the clouds below...
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)03:12 No.18334478
    >>18334472
    >gets carried back to base by Witches
    Ahahaha
    >> Writefag 03/15/12(Thu)03:12 No.18334479
    >>18334431

    Shit, missed a paragraph there...

    >>Insert:

    “Great. Flip, take Graf and knock out the last loner. I’m gonna go make sure she doesn’t get herself killed…” He went into a climbing, banking turn, trying to get altitude on the emerging furball. As he got closer he could see that it wasn’t a good situation- the Steamers had her massively outgunned. She was doing a pretty good job of not getting shot, but they shrugged off her single .50 like she was shooting peas from a straw.



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