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STRIKE WITCHES: THE WITCHES BOUNCE BACK (CONTINUES!) planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/14/12(Wed)19:37 No.18328433

You are a P-61 Black Widow pilot of the 501st Joint Fighter Wing, and your commanding officer has just smote you in the skull with a huge, medium-hard salami.

IT'S BEEN THAT KIND OF DAY.

The blow fells you with its horrid power, the meaty BONK echoing around the empty room. You fall on your poor bruised tailbone for the second time that day, stunned.

Minna produces YOUR aviators from her breast pocket.

"It looks like your match..."

- she snaps the aviators open and dons them -

"IS MEAT."

"MINNA!" Sakamoto cries in utter horror. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?"

"HAVING FUN!" Minna roars back, and lunges at Sakamoto with her salami raised high. Sakamoto leaps back and her hand blurs for her waist. There's the flash of cold steel, and the salami falls to the ground in several pieces.

"ENOUGH!" Sakamoto says.

"NEIN!" Minna says, snatching up several chunks of salami and ramming one into her mouth. "IMM HAVFFIN FHUN!"

>Now what?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:37 No.18328446 File: 1331768269.png-(116 KB, 353x500, 1331509077157.png)

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/14/12(Wed)19:37 No.18328448 fuckin minna

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/14/12(Wed)19:38 No.18328450 She's gone ripshit, clearly. MAKE A SALAMI JOKE.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:38 No.18328454 10/10

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:38 No.18328456 >dat minna Watch and enjoy. Marvels like this don't happen often.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:38 No.18328460 >>18328433 What...

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:39 No.18328470 What the fuck, Minna?!

>>	Major Airlift 03/14/12(Wed)19:39 No.18328477 File: 1331768383.jpg-(75 KB, 584x306, 1305629373982.jpg) >>18328433 WHAT HAVE WE DONE!?

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/14/12(Wed)19:39 No.18328481 I think she's officially snapped. That or the power of the pant's and aviators is getting to her.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:39 No.18328482 Its the shades! some of our trolling magic must of rubbed off on them!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:39 No.18328487 did we break minna?

>>	Iron Lung 03/14/12(Wed)19:39 No.18328488 >>YEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! Encourage her. Sanity is optional at this shindig.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:40 No.18328489 File: 1331768400.png-(258 KB, 421x500, 1328163717494.png) >>18328433

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:40 No.18328493 She's snapped. Watch and memorize as much as we can. Optionally: Wait for Minna to drop her guard, then get our pants back.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/14/12(Wed)19:40 No.18328504 >>18328433 How the hell did we break minna...

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:40 No.18328511 >>18328433 Well, if you want to play with salami, I've got an extra one stored in my shorts for ya, you can swing it around all you want.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:40 No.18328515 File: 1331768454.jpg-(38 KB, 432x285, Mr_Freeze.jpg) We need to giver her...... the Cold Shoulder

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:40 No.18328516 >>18328493 Yes. Get our pants back!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:41 No.18328518 >>18328433 ...you know, there may be something to the "Minna now has a bit of our broju" idea. She's drunk on PILOTness. areyounotentertained.jpg

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:41 No.18328520 >>18328433 We knock her down, take the aviators and pants back. Clearly one of two scenarios have happened: 1. Our gear is infused with our awesome. 2. That sparky thing has sent some of our personality into her, and she can't handle it.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:41 No.18328523 >>18328433 "Boss, you can't just don the pants and aviators. You need warning, you need time! I was training you, readying you for this day! YOU WERE NOT PREPARED! Also, happy birthday."

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:41 No.18328528 She's been a bad dog. Obviously we must obtain a water bottle and spray her with it.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:41 No.18328530 "I see you can have a lot of fun with that much meat in your mouth. Maybe you should show me sometime." Get her to calm down with COUNTER SHENANIGANS.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:41 No.18328532 [x]take cover

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:41 No.18328533 File: 1331768502.jpg-(192 KB, 600x720, 1316339397552.jpg) We unlocked nightmare modo. I'm extremely okay with this.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:41 No.18328540 >>18328515 I will gut you like a fish....

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:41 No.18328541 >>18328433 "Well if you wanted to have my meat in your hands, Minna, you could have just asked nicely."

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:41 No.18328543 >>18328433 "Happy birthday, Minna."

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:42 No.18328551 >>18328511 I'd rather not try that line, Sakamoto already sliced up one length of salami.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:42 No.18328553 YEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! Wait, you mean that Sakamoto didn't set us up? And that she didn't even see Minna through the closet door? Or is she just that good of an actress?

>>	Cookie 03/14/12(Wed)19:42 No.18328560 So if you gives witches pants they go insane?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:43 No.18328564 File: 1331768580.jpg-(111 KB, 587x800, 1330478070387.jpg) So, minna, trude just gave me a better kiss than you ever have. You gonna take that?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:43 No.18328567 >>18328433 Grab Minna from behind and start scratching her belly to see if we can get one of her legs to start kicking.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:43 No.18328569 >>18328493 >then get our pants back. Plus interest. If you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:43 No.18328571 Hug her fondly.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/14/12(Wed)19:43 No.18328575 >>18328511 Do you want to die?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:43 No.18328577 Find cigarettes. Smoke them. ALL OF THEM.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:43 No.18328579 >>18328567 >>18328567 >>18328567 We must. For witch science!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:43 No.18328580 Full body tackle, pin her to the ground and have Sakamoto tear the pants off her. Alternatively, have Sakamoto pin her while WE tear her pants off.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:43 No.18328582 File: 1331768635.jpg-(467 KB, 868x1228, aa67ab01334853350c3107eb0fe95f(...).jpg) PARTY HARD #SWQ @RIZON.NET

>>	Starshadow 03/14/12(Wed)19:43 No.18328584 "Its a sausage festival and I don't have any pants!"

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:44 No.18328587 >>18328543 Seconded.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:44 No.18328593 >>18328433 Salami dick joke, and encourage her. That or take our stuff back in the most rape-y way possible.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:44 No.18328599 >>18328433 Wish her a happy birthday and ask who is running the air raid defense. Who takes the helm if Minna has gone batshit and sakabroto is instructing us in the ways of hot tender lovins?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:44 No.18328601 >>18328577 Wheres Kathy?

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:45 No.18328604
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>>18328433
Welp. Either Minna's snapped, or we're having another fever dream.

And I suppose that if she HAS snapped and is going around the base bouncing us and everyone, we have no one to blame but ourselves.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:45 No.18328608 >>18328587 Yep! She's the birthday girl, we let her have fun!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:45 No.18328612 >>18328577 GENTLEMEN.jpg

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/14/12(Wed)19:45 No.18328622
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"What the hell just happened?" Sakamoto asks, dazed.

"I... I think she did exactly what I would do," you tell her.

"Really?"

"When trapped in a corner and confronted with emotional revelations, yeah, I'd salami-smite and bounce my way through anybody between me and a swift exit."

You rub the sore spot on your head, and take a moment to process what you just said.

"Oh, fuck," you whine miserably.

"What?" Sakamoto says, still looking a bit confused.

"She heard everything," you tell her. "God dammit, SHE HEARD YOU GIVING ME ROMANCE ADVICE ABOUT HER!"

"It was hardly ro-"

"DOOM!" you cry. "A plague upon both your services! We are DOOMED!"

>How do you feel about this?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:46 No.18328625 inb4this is all a dream and we wake up in Trude's bed.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:46 No.18328631 >>18328601 Probably trying to get her panties back.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:46 No.18328634 To be fair, both Patton AND Rommel have been doing the exact same thing. Maybe this is just some kind of relaxation technique that commanders use. We could bring that up in her defense if she gets in deep shit, score a load of Minna points.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:47 No.18328635 File: 1331768822.gif-(2.8 MB, 300x170, THE HORROR.gif) >>18328622 OH THE HORRORS

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:47 No.18328641 >>18328622 ALL HANDS ABANDON SHIP!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:47 No.18328643 >>18328622 JIMMIES: RUSTLED

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:48 No.18328652 >>18328622 Feelings! It BUUUUUUURNS!

>>	Major Airlift 03/14/12(Wed)19:48 No.18328655 File: 1331768885.jpg-(45 KB, 600x343, 1328422629761.jpg) >>18328622 How do I feel? HOWDOIFEEL!? Minna has bounced us twice today! This has got to stop! REVENGE SHALL BE OURS!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:48 No.18328656 >>18328622 Wild Minna has escaped!

>>	Iron Lung 03/14/12(Wed)19:48 No.18328660 >>18328622 Fuck it -it's cathartic. Let's jump in feet first.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:48 No.18328661 File: 1331768897.gif-(676 KB, 800x800, YARANAIKALWAYS.gif) >>18328622 >How we feel about this

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:48 No.18328665 >>18328622 mildly annoyed. like i stepped in something foul while wearing my second favorite pair of shoes.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:48 No.18328670 File: 1331768911.jpg-(31 KB, 400x377, 131375144473.jpg) >>18328622 I'm angry.

>>	Starshadow 03/14/12(Wed)19:48 No.18328671 File: 1331768913.jpg-(305 KB, 357x700, 1330024616219.jpg) >How do you feel about this? Guess.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:48 No.18328672 File: 1331768925.gif-(2.73 MB, 240x135, 1329373223637.gif) >>18328622

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:49 No.18328675 >>18328622 Upset but we need to transition back to Robin. Is she really in Britfagland or did Kathy just use a magic communication trick?

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/14/12(Wed)19:49 No.18328676 File: 1331768941.jpg-(25 KB, 370x370, 1331085708217.jpg) >>18328622 We're mad. A fuck has been given. Minna has our pants and possibly is after our salami. Both options are not good fro our not giving a fuck attitude. We're VERY mad.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:49 No.18328677 >>18328656 FUCKING SAFARI ZONE

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:49 No.18328685 DOOMED, with a side order of minnaimproud.jpg. Seriously. Isn't this what we want of the entire 501st?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:49 No.18328686 >>18328655 TO THE ROLLING COURT MARTIAL-MOBILE!

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:49 No.18328687

>>18328622
Wait, did Minna leave the room after eating the salami?

We feel like... well, we feel like we need to take a little responsibility, and teach her how to handle the power of the BOUNCE.

If used improperly, it could lead to earth-shattering kabooms.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:49 No.18328690 >>18328622 >feel We have been bounced twice in a single day; this will not stand! We must find her and bounce her, to even the score!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:51 No.18328713 >>18328685 >Seriously. Isn't this what we want of the entire 501st? Yes. But that doesn't mean that we take a bouncing lying down.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:51 No.18328718 >>18328655 This! Fuck what she heard, smalltime just bounced us for the second time today! This shit will not stand.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:52 No.18328721 >>18328687 This. We have awakened powers she's not ready to handle.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:52 No.18328727 Feel? Screw that, we need to go have a talk with Miyafuji. We caught her looking at tits. We need to use all the ancient man-knowledge evolved over the centuries to teach her how to not get caught.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:52 No.18328731 >>18328622 We must give chase, get our pants back, and calm her down.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:52 No.18328735 File: 1331769161.png-(17 KB, 600x600, 1314322983547.png) SHE HAS OUR PANTS SHE HAS OUR GLASSES AND NOW SHE HAS OUR BOUNCE

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:52 No.18328736 >>18328622 We do not feel, we are a fighter pilot, though the fact that Minna has gone crazy may disturb our Jimmies somewhat. We should probably stay out of her way, spend our time with something safer, like the rape squad, or Sakamoto.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:53 No.18328742 We feel like we need to know where Sakamoto hides her Sake

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:53 No.18328743 GUYS AIR RAID SIREN FUCK BOUNCING SCRAMBLE

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:53 No.18328747 >>18328727 Right, because we have a fantastic track record with that don't we? ...on second thought, do it anyway. Lulz will ensue whether we're qualified to give advice or not.

Writefag 03/14/12(Wed)19:54 No.18328754

Guys...GAIZ! Wait... Wait...

So Minna is acting like us, irresponsibly tearassing around the base, bouncing and salami-smiting at will, in stolen pants and aviators.

Meanwhile, we've been moving around the base, calling loved-ones, avoiding girls who want to jump our bone, and responsibly escorting a drunken Trude back to her room. And to top it off we had a frank and open discussion regarding our feelings about Minna with Sakamoto.

Guys... I think when we got a bit of our Pilot in our Minna, we might've gotten a bit of Minna in our Pilot.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:54 No.18328757 By the way, what's the status on the other witches? In the base, or are they still flying? Meeyafooji could use some teaching.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:54 No.18328760 >>18328743 we have BIGGER fish to fry!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:54 No.18328761 >>18328622 >How do you feel about this? Ihasafeel.jpg It is angry Also SWQ two days in a row! Did I win some kind of karma lottery?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:54 No.18328768 Well the more that she finds out like this is less that we have to tell her ourselves, and that's good. We could try stalking after her to catch her when she's cooling down. Have a nice conversation. While beating her with a salami stick.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:54 No.18328770 Test

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:55 No.18328774 >>18328743 Yes before we do anything ask about that raid siren. Then we lose our shit.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:55 No.18328782 >>18328743 Why is it that you people refuse to read?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:55 No.18328785 >>18328622 We really need to stop talking to Sakamoto about this crap. She's biased toward Minna and these talks always end badly anyway.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:55 No.18328786 >>18328743 It's died down already.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:55 No.18328793 >>18328622 We need revenge. REVENGE! Also, say happy birthday to Minna.

>>	Major Airlift 03/14/12(Wed)19:55 No.18328797 File: 1331769357.jpg-(67 KB, 704x396, 1331429755516.jpg) >>18328754 We're not wearing pants either... OHGOD WE'VE BECOME MINNA

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:55 No.18328798 File: 1331769357.jpg-(29 KB, 300x300, 1277703313454.jpg) >>18328727 FUCK THAT. We teach her how to openly stare at tits and make the women who own said tits feel awesome about the ability of their tits to draw our gaze!

>>	Starshadow 03/14/12(Wed)19:56 No.18328800 >>18328754 Minna stole our mojo!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:56 No.18328808 >>18328754 Fucking lol. Maybe that "life-transference" thing she did gave her something as well?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:56 No.18328810 >>18328785 Well when our sister gets here, we can talk to her. I'm sure that'll go just great.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:56 No.18328811 >>18328754 >I think when we got a bit of our Pilot in our Minna, we might've gotten a bit of Minna in our Pilot. I thought that was the plan/ ASK about the Raid ,then chase her down. Our salami is in a dangerous position without those pants!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:56 No.18328815 >>18328800 >austin_powers.png

>>	Iron Lung 03/14/12(Wed)19:57 No.18328819 >>18328808 ....suddenly I am afraid. Interesting epiphany, Anon.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:57 No.18328822 >>18328754 I think if we'd actually gotten a bit of our Pilot in our Minna we'd be having a rather different sort of HUEHUEHUE right now.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:57 No.18328833 File: 1331769476.jpg-(85 KB, 415x700, zeroFuckManuver.jpg) Lets go talk to a witch that ISNT Minna or Trude, its been a while since we did, since there is call for it Mayofuugy.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:57 No.18328835 >>18328754 >Our Pilot in our Minna Huehuehuehuehue

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:58 No.18328845 >>18328822 Oh yeah, because MC hasn't escaped with the mother of all fearboners from a locked room with a hot German redhead. ...guys, this is Minna panicking, MC-style.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:59 No.18328865 >>18328822 She already hit us with her salami. We only need to reciprocate.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)19:59 No.18328868 >>18328520 >>18328687 >>18328754 >>18328808 >>18328800 Mind meld feedback anyone?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:00 No.18328878 Oh god, that's right. She's not just bouncing, she's also pulling a motherfucking Crazy Ivan on us!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:00 No.18328888 Note: Reese's Peanut Butter Cups were invented in 1923. Also, Bugs Bunny has been around a few years now, so we can tell Sakabroto to be vewy, vewy qwiet, as we go hunting Minna.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:01 No.18328893 >>18328845 I agree. She's been under a shitload of pressure, and just now got an emotional bomb dropped on her. She's trying to cover up the damage by acting crazy. Like I said, let's track her and speak with her when she's run outta juice.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:01 No.18328900 >>18328785 >>18328810 We should just stop talking to anyone about this shit. We've managed well enough on our own, and the little extra advice isn't worth it.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:01 No.18328903 How do we feel? We don't. NO FUCKS

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:01 No.18328905 >A plague upon both your services! what two services?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:01 No.18328908 Guys guys guys. Every time we speculate about something like this it translates to a paranoia attack for the MC. We need to be on our guard here and get revenge on Minna.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:02 No.18328912 >>18328905 Sakamoto is IJN and Minna is Luftwaffe.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:02 No.18328918 >>18328903 I think that at this point we're pretty well attached to our psychotic CO. I'm a little stunned, and wanting to help out. She's wearing pants. That means POWER WEDGIE!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:03 No.18328930 >>18328918 >Give CO a wedgie DO IT

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:03 No.18328931 >>18328918 >POWER WEDGIE

>>	Writefag 03/14/12(Wed)20:03 No.18328934 >>18328888 For some reason I'm imagining us stalking her down the hallways with a dartgun, tracking her down and darting her in the ass.

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:03 No.18328941

There's a style of hunting where the hunter tracks down a much faster animal, and keeps it running until it collapses from exhaustion.

I say at the pace Minna's moving at, she won't last. Her crazy is writing checks her body can't cash. All we need to do is follow the trail of destruction.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:04 No.18328949 Fuck all dis shit. Let's go tell Sanya about our impending wedding with Eila. Assuming we can stand up, that is.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:04 No.18328955 >>18328934 Make it happen. Also,>>18328888

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:04 No.18328959 >>18328918 We need to show her who's boss. THIS IS THE WEDGIE OF THE RIGHTEOUS.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:05 No.18328968 >>18328949 >>18328949 Fuck WE FORGOT Revenge over Eila takes precedence. We can hunt down Minna when she's outta fuel.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/14/12(Wed)20:05 No.18328973
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"Doom," you say miserably. "Death and destruction. I'm a dead man." You sit on your bed, pulling at your hair with horror.

"Don't be such a pussy," Sakamoto says, sheathing her sword.

"Gee, thanks. You're not the one with two incredibly dangerous women directing rather complex feelings at him."

"Most men would love to be in your position, you know-"

"Really?" you ask her. "Minna scares the shit out of me sometimes. If she ever got her balance back she'd flatten me in a second, which is why I work so hard to keep her OFF-balance and flustered! And Trude, she's got this steely Serious Face attitude, like she'd crush my nuts if I step an inch over some invisible line I haven't hit yet, but still don't know where it is."

Sakamoto mumbles something under her breath that includes the name "Erica."

"What?"

"Nothing. Anyway, they're just under... pressure right now, okay? Unprecedented... insane... extreme... incomprehensible pressure. And you're a big part of it for both of them, okay? They're not that bad. Stick around, give them a chance."

You glower at her. "Right. Get involved with one woman, potentially two, who can barely function on their own, much less in a relationship. What's the worst that could happen?"

Sakamoto, it seems, does not grasp the English concept of the rhetorical question. "Well, Trude can lift I-Beams when she's really trying."

You feel the blood drain from your face. "S-Sakamoto-"

"Swing 'em around, too-"

"In the future, keep that shit to yourself, would you?"

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:05 No.18328976 >>18328918 Wedgie would be fun, but I'm sure we'll run into her later.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:06 No.18328978 >>18328949 Eh, let's not. But we should check up on Sanya, see if her head's cleared up. But be sure to approach her from behind and grab her by the shoulders so she doesn't run when she freaks out.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:07 No.18328995 >>18328973 >Sakamoto mumbles something under her breath that includes the name "Erica." Oh, PF~

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/14/12(Wed)20:07 No.18328998 >>18328973 >inb4 trude strikes a home run and we end up in france

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:07 No.18329002 File: 1331770054.jpg-(27 KB, 300x400, tito.jpg) Thats it. call Tito. Tito will know what to do.

>>	Writefag 03/14/12(Wed)20:07 No.18329007 >>18328968 While Eila's crimes are numerous and heinous, she is not the same force of destruction and chaos that Minna is right now. Minna must be stopped before she tears this base down around us. Eila can wait until we've sorted this out to be dealt with.

>>	Iron Lung 03/14/12(Wed)20:08 No.18329012 >>18328973 >>"Don't be such a pussy," Sakamoto says, sheathing her sword. Sage words from Sakabroto.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:08 No.18329013 >>18328973 Now would be the perfect time to challenge Sakamoto about whether she's fucking Sean. Or Ian. But my money's on Sean, frankly.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:08 No.18329020 >>18328998 >and we end up in Mars Fixed.

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:08 No.18329026

>>18328973
>Sakamoto mumbles something under her breath that includes the name "Erica."
I'm not sure I understand her relationship with Trude enough to understand this. Could someone opine?

>They're not that bad. Stick around, give them a chance.
Yes they are that bad, and we have given them a chance. At this point I'm pretty fed up with both of them, and Sakamoto too, for that matter. Bitch needs to stop playing matchmaker.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:09 No.18329035 >>18328973 >Sakamoto mumbles something under her breath that includes the name "Erica." We no touch Erica then. I grow ever more concerned that this has something to do with Zappy-Tickle-Mindbeam she used on us.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:09 No.18329038 >>18328973 Oh yeah. SO HOW ABOUT DEM SEANS SAKABROTO

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:09 No.18329039 >>18328973 Dammit Sakamoto, you're not supposed to go through a mans private stash, the pictures kept in such a place should remain a secret known only to themselves and God.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:09 No.18329041 >>18329013 "are you fucking sean or is he just a total bullshitter?"

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:09 No.18329042 I agree that Minna should be stopped/calmed down/counter-bounced, if only to stop her from making a fool of herself. Acquire a stick of salami and let's go Minna hunting.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/14/12(Wed)20:09 No.18329043 File: 1331770182.png-(100 KB, 238x234, 1328747881508.png) >>18328973 >erica >crushing nuts ahahahahahahahahaha

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:09 No.18329049 >>18329026 Erica will do nasty things to us if we ever make Trude cry.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:10 No.18329056 >>18329013 This. Shes put us through enough here, time to (try to) turn the tables.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:10 No.18329058 Aren't we like, under attack right now? You know, air raid and all that? PURGE XENOS

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:10 No.18329059 >>18329013 >>18329038 I agree with this. Get off the back foot, put the pressure on the other person. It's what MC would do.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:11 No.18329063 >>18329026 erica is a troll like us and lazy as hell to boot. trudes got a stick so far up her ass she never has to brush the back of her teeth. they are best friends,

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:11 No.18329071 >>18329058 The air raid siren has already been off for a while now.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:11 No.18329075 TELL ME YOUR SECRETS MIO We must know about her bounces with Sean.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:12 No.18329079 Ok so here's the plan. 1. Reacquire the Rolling Court-martial. 2. Find 2 (two) fire extinguishers. 3. Attach fire extinguishers to Rolling Court-martial. 4. ??? 5. Develop early jet-engine prototype.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:12 No.18329084 >>18329059 Wouldn't surprise me, Gaelic descendants are pretty irresistible to the women of the world.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:12 No.18329085 >>18329049 But the post was talking about Trude fucking us up if we did something, not Erica doing it. >>18329035 I guess, but that seemed unlikely anyway. Might be worth trying just to stir things up, perhaps.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:14 No.18329107 >>18328973 I don't buy it. Sakamoto's trying too hard here to hook us up. Her advice hasn't led to good things thus far. >>18329075 >>18329013 >>18329038 This.

>>	Writefag 03/14/12(Wed)20:14 No.18329111 >>18329079 Actually, those would count as rockets, not jets.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:16 No.18329141 File: 1331770617.jpg-(57 KB, 647x614, contact.jpg) >asking characters about fanon ships. and now we get laughed at again and suddenly theres MAD

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:17 No.18329147 >>18329111 Then a rocket chair. >>18329107 We need to know, it's most important. Mio is fucking sean! We need to confirm this!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:17 No.18329153 >wheelchair with Minna's picture on it >attach fire extinguishers >use them >roll to a stop in front of stunned witches >picture of Minna covered in thick white substance

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:18 No.18329175 >>18329153 I don't get what you try to say.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/14/12(Wed)20:18 No.18329177 File: 1331770720.png-(5 KB, 221x222, 1327966020354.png) >>18329153 HUEHUEHUEHUE

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:18 No.18329178 Quick question, how many days have elapsed in-game?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:19 No.18329186 >>18329147 I think it'd be Ian if it's only one, but we should definitely ask.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:19 No.18329192 >we got some PILOT into Minna Does this mean she is now densest metal on earth too?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:19 No.18329195 >>18329178 7-9 I think, depending on how long we were out after the EF fight.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:19 No.18329197 >Implying Perrine hasn't claimed Ian as her own.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:19 No.18329199 >>18329186 I dont think all that many, then again combat blackouts are pretty diverse.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:19 No.18329201 >>18329178 Less than a week.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:19 No.18329202 >>18329178 About a week? Don't really know, now that I think about it.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:20 No.18329209 >>18329192 >implying she wasn't before

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:20 No.18329217 Wait, is Minna still in the room or not?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:20 No.18329218 File: 1331770853.jpg-(122 KB, 672x960, 001.jpg) >Sakamoto mumbles something under her breath that includes the name "Erica." O lordy, this doujin is cannon in this world?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:21 No.18329222 >>18329192 ...I know of no metals called pilot. are you thinking of pyrite?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:22 No.18329237 >>18329222 It's inside the isle of stability, right next to "Shiro" and "Harem Protagonist"

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:22 No.18329240 File: 1331770944.gif-(1.6 MB, 350x197, 1307581846940.gif) >>18329222

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:23 No.18329250 File: 1331770988.jpg-(443 KB, 1250x840, 1322727996089.jpg) >>18329218 >cannon I need sleep. What do you mean the thread just started, I've been awake all night.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/14/12(Wed)20:23 No.18329258 >>18329222 It's just below you on the periodic table.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:24 No.18329269 File: 1331771044.jpg-(72 KB, 332x339, 131141808915.jpg) >>18329250 Fuckin Zucchini

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:24 No.18329272 >>18328973 So who's our third choice? Kathy? She seems to not have any horrible emotional baggage, though knowing PF he might come up with something anyway.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/14/12(Wed)20:24 No.18329276
File: 1331771064.jpg-(16 KB, 500x573, 1326779310489.jpg)

>>18328973

"Relax, wuss. Trude's not the kind to go swinging I-beams around... except for that time they took pic-"

"MIO!"

"Whoops, right. Sorry."

Note to self - keep Trude away from blunt objects. Which apparently includes smaller motor vehicles, now.

Well, shit.

"Minna's the one I'm really worried about, anyways," you mutter. "I mean, Trude *already* punched me, and I lived. Minna's more... well, at least she's never gone around swinging I-beams, right? She's stable?" You cut your eyes at Sakamoto and laugh nervously. "Ahahahaha! Right?"

Sakamoto purses her lips and looks at the ceiling thoughtfully.

"Oh, no, she just held me at gunpoint one time when she thought she was going to lose me."

>TIME TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
>Find Crew? (You owe Sean for that fucking cow.)
>Nose-Art?
>Find somebody else?
>Troll MUHREENZ?
>Party with MUHREENZ?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:24 No.18329277 >>18329258 but there's nothing below uranium, it's on the bottom row

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:25 No.18329285 >revenge on Eila Loudly and publicly talk with Sanya about how she breached Eila's Mannerheim Line and advanced into her Karelian Isthmus.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:25 No.18329289 >>18329276 We should probably attempt to stop Minna.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:25 No.18329292 >>18329276 NOSE ART PLANE ON OUR PLANE. INFORM SAKAMOTO WE ARE PAINTING OUR ONE TRUE LOVE ON OUR PLANE

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:25 No.18329293 OUR SISTER IS ON THE BASE! WE KNOW IT!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:25 No.18329294 >>18329276 >Troll MUHREENZ? And show Minna how it's done while we're at it.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:25 No.18329297 >>18329289 Key word Attempt

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:26 No.18329302 Ask about Sean.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:26 No.18329303 eila chased us from the phone. WE ALMOST MISSED TALKING TO SHWISTER. [x]bounce

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/14/12(Wed)20:26 No.18329305 >>18329289 Agreed

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:26 No.18329306 >>18329276 - Get info on Sean-Sakamoto bouncings - Get Sanya and get her up to date - Crew and noseart - Hunt Minna In that order.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:26 No.18329308 >>18329276 >held me at gunpoint one time when she thought she was going to lose me Just becoming more attractive to me now. We should really ask about sister or find Minna, she can't be left to her own devices. They will fire her given the chance.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:26 No.18329309 >>18329289 Fuck no. Sakamoto can deal with that crazy bint if she wants to. We're done with that shit for now. Let's go paint our plane.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:26 No.18329310 >>18329276 I vote for >revenge on Eila Bonus points if we troll muhreenz while doing it. Gotta be efficient with our trolling, go for more than one target.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:27 No.18329311 >>18329276 >Hunt the wild Minna. Gunpoint? Heck, we've already held BOTH of them at gunpoint.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:27 No.18329313 >>18329276 "...To be fair, I've held the both of you at gunpoint." And then we go find Robin. ROBIN ROBIN ROBIN

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:27 No.18329328 >>18329289 We must try and stop this monster. Not that we really want to.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:28 No.18329331 >>18329276 ASK MIO ABOUT WHETHER SHE ENJOYS HER BEDSPRING COMPRESSION TESTS WITH SEAN

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:28 No.18329333 >>18329276 >Find Minna This is a problem that we created, and it is one that we must rectify.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:28 No.18329335 >>18329276 She what? We should probably find out more about that. Apparently Minna actually has a history of doing stupid things with guns. After that, let's go find our crew, ask them what the fuck is up with Robin, and paint our plane.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:28 No.18329336 >>18329306 This is what we all want.

Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/14/12(Wed)20:29 No.18329346

d-d-d-d-dumping links
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?7u9n16kqc4t0qhv
Witches in Afrika
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?6jg8g2axnu9mu2k
refueling
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?3uctjy05au343l5
Erica lovan
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?b8nbjrbm7d8zr8u
And something i forget what

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:29 No.18329347 File: 1331771357.gif-(159 KB, 320x210, It's time.gif) >>18329276 Stop Minna. No one else but MC can.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:29 No.18329348 >>18329276 TROLL SAKABROTO, then jet.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:29 No.18329352 [x] Find Minna. Need to get a lock-down on this before it goes completely ass-backwards.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:29 No.18329355 >>18329335 Reference to the show

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:30 No.18329357 >>18329336 Do >>18329285 when we meet up with Sanya.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:30 No.18329359 Find and contain Minna's Madness. Oh and retrieve our Pants, we can't troll Marines without our pants after all.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:30 No.18329360 >>18329276 We must bounce Minna. We're still the king around here, dammit!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:30 No.18329363 >>18329306 This, except for the hunting Minna part. She needs to learn what happens when you bounce irresponsibly. The aftermath won't be anything too serious, but it'll give her a lesson.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:30 No.18329364 >minna hears a private conversation about her >beats the shit out of us with salami to escape >hey, lets chase her down Have a little SENSE. goddamn.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:31 No.18329370 >>18329276 Find crew, do nose art, troll marines.

>>	Writefag 03/14/12(Wed)20:31 No.18329374 NOSEART. FIRST OUR WIDOW. THEN CHUCK'S.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:31 No.18329375 >>18329364 Heh heh >Sense

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:31 No.18329380 >>18329364 >>18329363 I'll say go with these.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:31 No.18329383 >>18329364 >implying emotionally abusing people for Ss&Gs isn't fun

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:31 No.18329384 >>18329346 GIBBEE TOOBEE PANZAH http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms831CTa2wo

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:32 No.18329388 File: 1331771521.jpg-(39 KB, 500x375, 133160282592.jpg) >minna hears a private conversation about her >beats the shit out of us with salami to escape You're not getting away that easily, hunt her down

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:32 No.18329396 >>18329276 REVENGE on Eila, tis the only sporting thing to do.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:32 No.18329397 >>18329364 But she has our PANTS! Were up to our ass in ass, in our Blackwidow boxers! We see one thing, and our salami stands at attention. And as far as I know we don't have anything to cover it.

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:32 No.18329400

>>18329309
Who's "we"? Also, you DO realize that painting noseart is like THE most boring potential activity, right?

I'd suggest checking in with Sanya (been a while), and use it as an opportunity to troll both her AND Eila at the same time. Failing that, we could troll some poor dumb leathernecks for a while. And if we run across Minna, we can sort her out at that time, because we're never gonna catch up to her at this rate.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:33 No.18329404 >>18329388 I...what...why is that image

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:33 No.18329409

>>18329388
Fuck no. If we chase after her it'll inevitably end up with us dealing with emotional crap. Does MC want to deal with emotional crap right now? No; he's been dealing with that shit for a while now, and he's sick of it.

>>18329397
The pants are our birthday present.

>>	Writefag 03/14/12(Wed)20:33 No.18329410 >>18329400 Not when you're painting Charlotte naked on Chuck's Mustang.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:33 No.18329411 I say we leave the Marines off the hook for now. If nothing, Kathy got us that phone.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:34 No.18329416 Minna nose art, for cereal.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:34 No.18329418 File: 1331771655.jpg-(37 KB, 500x415, 133160285211.jpg) >>18329404 You got me. But I they're adorable

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:34 No.18329425

>Party with MUHREENZ?

We can use this.

1. Drink with Sanya to inform her of protecting Eila from forward Marines, unintended pregnancy, alcoholic indiscipline, etc
2. Take worried Sanya to Eila's room so she can do her duty
3. We don't need to tell Eila to protect Sanya, she is already in that mode
4. Soap the lock on them
5. ????

>>	Cookie 03/14/12(Wed)20:34 No.18329427 >>18329397 We are also currently in our room. We have spare pants.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:34 No.18329428 >>18329418 Does that thing show up in the series?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:34 No.18329431 >>18329410 oh my god... why didn't I think of that? We have to do this, let us paint!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:35 No.18329435 >>18329410 ...that's a line you don't cross, man. That's a "he comes after you with a fucking gun" offense.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:35 No.18329442 >>18329410 Get to work on that. Recursive widow can wait. > So many bounces > So little posts

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:35 No.18329445 >>18329435 Let him. We're good with guns.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:36 No.18329453 >>18329410 This and the recursive Widow should keep us busy for a while.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:36 No.18329454 File: 1331771774.jpg-(87 KB, 500x415, 1330854193758.jpg) >>18329428 Nope.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:36 No.18329456 >>18329427 >EMPTY room They haven't moved our shit back in yet. All we got is the bed and other furnitures.

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:36 No.18329461

We're chasing Minna down because this is exactly what she does EVERY TIME there's romantic tension/pressure. She cuts and runs. If we keep letting her do it, it'll just be a never-ending comedy gag, like some kind of shit-tier harem anime.

We've got to get her to deal with her problems.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)20:36 No.18329463 >>18329427 Our stuff hasn't been moved back to the room yet, though.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:36 No.18329466 >>18329410 Let's tone it down a little. We just paint her in skimpy clothing.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:37 No.18329469 >>18329456 We have a bed, and the post talking about an empty closet was retconned. It's worth checking.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:37 No.18329473 >>18329457 >naked Chuck on Charlottes bike. We have a plan.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:37 No.18329479 File: 1331771869.jpg-(15 KB, 401x228, 1331703119742.jpg) She couldn't have gotten far, stay on her trail

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:38 No.18329484 >>18329466 If we do decide to paint her on his plane, this is the only way to do it. In the style of the nose art on bombers, tasteful. He'll love it and thanks us for it.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:38 No.18329485 >>18329461 its also what we do every time. dat hypocritical.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:38 No.18329487 It's like 5 O'clock. We can screw with Minna and Chuck.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:38 No.18329489 >>18329473 NO HOMO We hunt the elusive Prussian redhead.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:38 No.18329490 >>18329479 Idiots... We can't catch her... She's too fast. What we need... is a trap; Who's got ACME's number?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:38 No.18329492 >>18329461 I agree. The lack of her doing so is getting annoying. To say nothing of MC.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:38 No.18329495 >>18329461 Or, we could just say "fuck the loopy bitch" and give up on a romantic relationship with her. We'll never replace her dead boyfriend, and that's not a healthy dynamic. We've ended up going after fucked up witches, maybe we should change that.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:39 No.18329498 >>18329485 PILOT

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:39 No.18329499

>>18329431
I don't think you are grasping the potential consequences of this action. If he doesn't seriously fuck us up for painting a nude picture of his sister on his plane, you know what he might do?

He might paint a nude picture of OUR sister on OUR plane. Or even worse, on his plane.

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:39 No.18329504

Yeah, we've definitely created a monster. We should probably take care of Minna sooner rather than later, for the good of all.

And as much as I hate to say it, chasing her around while talking about our feelings to her is probably the trolliest thing I can think of at the moment.

Writefag 03/14/12(Wed)20:39 No.18329506

>>18329416

We've discussed this. We will paint the most beautiful girl in the squadron on our Widow. Then we will announce to the various witches that we've painted the most beautiful girl on base on our Widow. The witches will talk amongst themselves, each believing themselves to be the most beautiful. Then, we will bring them to the hanger for the grand reveal: We've painted our Widow on our Widow, recursively.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:39 No.18329507 >>18329485 You shut your whore mouth.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:40 No.18329513 >>18329499 He doesn't know what Robin looks like. Everyone's seen Charlotte. That's the joke.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:41 No.18329523 >>18329504 Fuck the "all." They can deal with her themselves. Besides, she'll be plenty guilty if/when she comes to.

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:41 No.18329527

>>18329495
I started out as a Trudefag, but after Planefag kept throwing Minna at us I converted.

If Minna really does have too much baggage, then Trude is already chomping at the bit to get in our pants.

Speaking of that, she's going to be embarrassed as fuck when she wakes up and realizes she almost had drunk sex in front of her sister.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:41 No.18329528 >>18329513 You don't think Ian or Sean got a nice little picture of her out of their gift giving? Oh, that reminds me. We need to get them back for that.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:41 No.18329530 >>18329495 They're all fuck up. Planefag said as much. But there are some we don't know enough about to be able to disconcert their problems.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:42 No.18329539 >>18329499 >He might paint a nude picture of OUR sister on OUR plane. I think we have several siscon's in this thread. >Or even worse, on his plane. We could always fuck his engine up just enough to explode at 300MPH, we are gnome after all.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:42 No.18329542 >chase Minna >cue parkour scene while trying to get her to admit her feelings

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/14/12(Wed)20:42 No.18329543 Who's winning? I can't tell. Please help.

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:42 No.18329545

>>18329524
We feed Ian to Perrine because he doesn't like it. That wouldn't work with Eila.

>>18329527
Oh, yeah. Is talking to Trude something that we want to do, or something that we want to just avoid as long as possible here? Might be good to clear things up, but it's also more emotional crap to deal with.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:42 No.18329546 lets feed eila to sanya just like we always feed ian to perrinu. we took ranks in forgery, right?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:42 No.18329547 File: 1331772177.png-(49 KB, 610x1027, lol deviantart.png) Sometimes, I really love DeviantArt.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:42 No.18329548 >>18329499 What if Charlotte paints a nude picture of MC on her Striker.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:43 No.18329550 >>18329528 If they did, we're doing the entire next patrol inverted.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:43 No.18329551 >>18329543 Find Minna.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:43 No.18329554 >>18329543 The 'go after Minna' group.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:43 No.18329555 >>18329530 Kathy seems pretty normal. Well, not normal, I guess, but without much emotional baggage, at least.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:43 No.18329556 >>18329543 Coin flip?

>>	Writefag 03/14/12(Wed)20:43 No.18329557 >>18329513 Chuck's standing next to us, a look of abject horror and confusion upon his face. "What? Not like we all haven't seen it before."

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/14/12(Wed)20:43 No.18329559 >>18329543 CHASE MINNA. WE MUST DESTROY THAT WHICH WE CREATED.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:43 No.18329562 File: 1331772220.png-(2 KB, 137x117, 1329020275476.png) >>18329543 I think its a tie between >Chase Minna >Dont chase Minna

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:43 No.18329563 >>18329543 looks to be nude nose art/widow, followed by minna.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:43 No.18329564 File: 1331772230.jpg-(120 KB, 500x666, totallyNaturalBears.jpg) >>18329543 Erica is winning, by simple fact that everyone else is arguing about semantics like the faggots they are.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:43 No.18329566 >>18329543 Fap Angel, >>18329306 This. Plus the Shirley paint thingy.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:43 No.18329567 >>18329543 Nose art.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:44 No.18329570 >>18329543 the conses appears to be >go troll marines by painting our widow on the widow recursively while looking for minna and finding pants

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:44 No.18329573 >>18329543 Chase Minna.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:44 No.18329576 >>18329543 Find Minna, get this emotional bs sorted out.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:44 No.18329577 >>18329543 It's nose art plus crew.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:44 No.18329580 >>18329543 chasing down minna is winning, even though its a terrible idea in every sense. second place looks like revenge on eila. then nose art. everything else has like one vote.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:44 No.18329582 >>18329543 After Minna, we have fucked around long enough

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:45 No.18329587 >>18329543 Minna. We've talked the talk about how good we are at getting into other's pants, it's about time we walked the walk. Helps that she's wearing pants now.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:45 No.18329590 >>18329543 Find Minna, troll her, then get her to admit her feelings.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:45 No.18329591 >>18329543 Nose art plus trolling Eila.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:45 No.18329596 LOCATE: LITTLE SISTER

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:45 No.18329597 >planefag asks whos winning. >everyone just voes again

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:45 No.18329600 >>18329543 I'm not sure anyone's winning at the moment. Hell, even I kinda want to run down Minna, to troll marines, and drop by Sanya to troll her and Eila all at the same time. This castle is too target-rich.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:45 No.18329601 >>18329543 Nose art time!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:46 No.18329607 >>18329597 Looks like Minna wins, then noseart/troll chuck.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:46 No.18329609 >>18329543 This: >>18329306

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:46 No.18329613 About 32 counts for Minna, using ctrl-f

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:46 No.18329614 File: 1331772388.jpg-(246 KB, 630x1000, 1331463656758.jpg) Let's chase Minna. Even if it is a terrible idea, at least we can get closer to resolving her issues.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:46 No.18329616 >>18329597 >planefag asks whos winning >People lie about which one is winning based on what they want to get Fixed that for you

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:46 No.18329619 The Troll art can wait an hour. Minna can't.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:46 No.18329621 >>18329543 Find crew, paint plane.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/14/12(Wed)20:46 No.18329622 File: 1331772415.jpg-(32 KB, 539x465, 1319077300317.jpg) >>18329570 Like that time we drove our tank east and west while covering it with branches while parking by a river?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:47 No.18329626 >>18329306 IS THE ONLY OPTION

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:47 No.18329628 File: 1331772444.jpg-(467 KB, 592x900, 04d457e145ceff19dc4e471395d4e3(...).jpg) >>18329543 Her. We need to get Minna to deal with her issues. And troll her. That too.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:47 No.18329631 >>18329614 Remind me again why we want to? >>18329619 Why not? She'll just go troll marines for us. Let's go paint the plane.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:47 No.18329632 >>18329600 Nose Art. It will lure in the Minna. We'll seem so focused on our plane, that we'll be an easy target. And then we counter-bounce.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:48 No.18329636 >>18329628 >dat gap

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:48 No.18329641 just roll for it Fap Angel, we're not gonna agree anytime soon.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:48 No.18329645 >>18329631 Because screwing around and trolling is always an option, but emotionally crippling our CO isn't

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:49 No.18329648 >>18329631 To get her to deal with her issues. And to show her we're still the troll boss around here.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:49 No.18329652 We will never resolve Minnas issues, it will be forever a consolation to this endless pursuit of a Waifu.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:49 No.18329658 >>18329632 That would only work if we clearly announced that we are painting OUR ONE TRUE LOVE on the side of the plane, then cover it up. Then once all the important players are assembled, we reveal a picture of... HELLCOW.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:49 No.18329659 >>18329636 the weight of the strikers kinda leaves you bow-legged.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:49 No.18329663 >>18329543 Just go back and count, PF. Looks likes something other than chase Minna.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:49 No.18329664 Catch Minna Revenge on Eila Nose Art

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:50 No.18329671 >>18329648 >To get her to deal with her issues. Right. That. Why do we want to do that? >>18329645 It seems like chasing her is only going to make things worse here.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:50 No.18329672 Ummm... Did that magic FEELINGS thing, uh, transfer some personality between us? 'cause Minna seems slightly out of it, and we're suddenly mister responsible...

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:51 No.18329683 >>18329543 You know what wins? Asking Sakamoto about her banging Sean/Ian wins.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:51 No.18329686 >>18329663 I see more chase Minna votes than anything else.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:52 No.18329693 >>18329663 Although chasing Minna is the single most common reply. You can't just block together results like that. Well, you can. It just makes you a douchefag.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:52 No.18329695 minna is having fun and blowing off steam in the first time in forever. she also just used physical violence to not be around us right now. and you wanna chase her down? what the fuck? why? real it in a little you wankers.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:52 No.18329702 >>18329671 >Right. That. Why do we want to do that? So we stop have to deal with them.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:52 No.18329703 >>18329672 That's a possible in-universe explanation. Meta-reason is that we're used to Minna being the LAW and us the CHAOS, so now that she's flipped the system we're being reasonable while she's acting crazy. We complement each other.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:52 No.18329705 File: 1331772779.jpg-(28 KB, 577x435, i must also rape.jpg) >>18329622 No, the other time when lettuce and the tuber.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:53 No.18329706 >>18329686 >>18329693 Chasing Minna may be the greatest minority, but far more people voted to not do that and to do something else.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:53 No.18329709 File: 1331772817.png-(520 KB, 513x647, 132378519562.png) It's Minna's birthday. She said herself she was "Having fun". Let her blow off some steam, we have a score to settle with Eila.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:54 No.18329713 File: 1331772846.jpg-(72 KB, 500x754, 28775.jpg) lets go find zuchinni instead

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:54 No.18329715 >>18329702 We can not deal with that shit without fixing her. Just tell Sakamoto we're through with Minna, and are only interested in working together, and it should calm down.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:54 No.18329716 File: 1331772851.jpg-(113 KB, 500x416, 1325420286567.jpg) >>18329695 The chase will be more exhilarating than anything else.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:54 No.18329720 >>18329695 She hit us on the head with a salami. That comedy, not violence.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:54 No.18329725 >>18329706 Eh, it's kinda late now. He's gonna pick the most rage inducing thing anyway.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:55 No.18329728 Guys. If it's Minna's birthday, why don't we have a party in her room? INVITE EVERYONE. THE WHOLE BASE. IN MINNA'S ROOM.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/14/12(Wed)20:55 No.18329729
File: 1331772903.jpg-(12 KB, 221x211, 1331431942772.jpg)

"Sakamoto, try to keep my crewmates from killing each other for an hour, would you? I've got something to do."

"Like what?"

"Minna... what I've done to her... I must take responsibility."

Sakamoto makes a slight gurgling noise in her throat and her face goes white.

"I know," you say, nodding. "I have made her the Bounce Witch. And I must undo my horrid handiwork."

"... oh. Right. Good luck with that," Sakamoto says dubiously.

You leave the room and sprint out of the dormitory wing and into the main administrative offices of the Castle, planning on following the screams. Unfortunately, no screams are in evidence. Defeated, you limp along to the landing overlooking the "main lobby" of the castle, complete with the long, bent staircase and the piano and all that jazz.

A tingle on the back of your neck.

A familiar, salty stench in your nose.

Rank bitterness on your tongue.

"... the Marines are approaching..." you mutter darkly.

The War has begun.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:55 No.18329731 >>18329663 pre this point heres my count minna llllllllllllllllll noseart lllllllll troll eila lllll nude charlotte ll Find Sister l

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:55 No.18329740

>Nose art

We need time to rest and recuperate from all this emotional shit. Why not use NOSEART(tm) as a way of unleashing your creative talent and relaxing yourself? The plane is your tool in which you perform daring feats of deadly artistry, and it should represent that fully. All who gaze upon the Ghost-Rider or the Hammerzeit must know who is piloting it, and those unfamiliar to us must know that he who pilots it is a Paragon of Flight, Mercury Reborn, a Demigod of Flight Combat who must be respected, if not worshiped from afar; a Combat-deity not seen since legends of old.

To the plane! To our canvas! We must begin to pour out our love, sorrow, rage and angst from ourselves and onto our plane so that we may be an empty vessel ready to take and give pain.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:55 No.18329741 >>18329729 It begins.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:55 No.18329744 >>18329729 Wtf? Chase Minna didn't fucking win, retard.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:56 No.18329748 >>18329744 Yes it did >>18329731

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:56 No.18329751 >>18329729 I thought we had more time! I THOUGHT WE HAD MORE TIME!!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:56 No.18329753 >>18329744 That most vocal minority, there is no guard against repeated posts beyond doing it yourself.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:57 No.18329755 File: 1331773020.jpg-(498 KB, 1350x759, 3fa24f965833d8fdd9ebdeaa2c2956(...).jpg) >yfw Minna is stalking us predator-style

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:57 No.18329756 >>18329744 Dude, chill out. It's a CYOA of a SW fanfiction.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/14/12(Wed)20:57 No.18329757 >>18329543 Between your asking and the story post before it Minna 21 Nose Art 13

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:57 No.18329758 >>18329725 >>18329729 You know, if PF wants to pull this shit, fine. It's entertaining enough. I just wish he'd be up front about it, so we aren't deluded into thinking we really have substantive impact here.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:57 No.18329766 >>18329729 UH-OH We may need some back-up.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:57 No.18329767 >>18329729 >S-S bouncing status will forever be a mistery Sigh. Oh well, EVERYONE AT THEIR BATTLESTATIONS

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:57 No.18329770 >>18329740 The Hammerzeit is gone, man, she went down with the Fitz.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:58 No.18329774 >>18329729 MARIMS.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:58 No.18329777 >>18329748 >>18329731 You aren't supposed to count from above >>18329663 you idiot. Between that post and PF's call for a winner are just people voting again. You're double counting all those ones.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:58 No.18329782 >>18328433 MARINERS, ALL HANDS ON DECK.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:58 No.18329785 >>18329758 >Planefag pick the option with the most votes >We have no substantive impact Your logic is flawed, friend.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:58 No.18329788 >>18329729 >"Minna... what I've done to her... I must take responsibility." >Sakamoto makes a slight gurgling noise in her throat and her face goes white. ... why do I have the feeling that there was some miscommunication somewhere?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:58 No.18329789 File: 1331773138.jpg-(22 KB, 400x300, 186258.jpg) >>18329758 don't you start bro, do you want me to rev-up the Rantcore??

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:59 No.18329791 >>18329758 He'll get to it. It would be kind of out of character to let his friends potentially embarrass themselves for nothing other than to play a (mean spirited) joke on someone.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)20:59 No.18329795 >>18329758 when we make retarded choices it gets brushed over. like that time when we voted to fly to goddamn london to dig through the rubble and MC just stood up and took a step before minna shut him down.

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:00 No.18329798

>>18329729
Ah yes, pregnancy scares. The classic joke.

Should always be taken advantage of.

My father was a marine, and he told me that they always got in arguments with navy boys over the terms. Port or left, starboard or right (swap them if I got them wrong). Door or hatch, etc. Always made everyone mad.

So if we run into a marine, refer to the base in nautical terms.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:00 No.18329805 >>18329758 Not this bullshit again, goddamit. Why do so many people throw bitchfit tantrums whenever something doesn't go their way?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:00 No.18329806 >>18329758 >planefag does this from day one >it keeps happening >i told you about planefags bro >i told you dawg

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:01 No.18329810 >>18329805 Autism

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:01 No.18329813 >>18329805 it's fun!!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:01 No.18329815 File: 1331773277.jpg-(281 KB, 762x709, 1329199606913.jpg) >>18329729 "AMERICAN MARINES" "AMERICAN. MARINES."

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:01 No.18329816 >>18329795 The people saying we should go dig her out were never in the majority.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:01 No.18329820 >>18329810 autism is fun!!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:02 No.18329821 >>18329805 Stupidity. This is 4chan, after all.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:02 No.18329823 >>18329816

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:02 No.18329824 guys we're forgetting MC's sister, she stalks the halls of the castle, and we need to punt her ass across the Atlantic back home.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:02 No.18329827 File: 1331773353.jpg-(84 KB, 640x640, 1329968978176.jpg) >>18329816 Neither were you.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:02 No.18329828 File: 1331773358.jpg-(212 KB, 536x800, e77dfa0e585db9789046ddd586319a(...).jpg) >"Minna... what I've done to her... I must take responsibility." >Sakamoto makes a slight gurgling noise in her throat and her face goes white. Ooh, boy

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:03 No.18329838

>>18329729
THEY HAVE ENTERED A WORLD THEY COULD NEVER HOPE TO UNDERSTAND.

Our self-control just attacked our common sense with a salami, so we should tell them that if they see a red-haired german girl that they should run the fuck away. Also that we are very protective of our hallucinations, and that we would gladly beat them to death with our ROCKET-PROOF FACE if they step out of line.

Oh, and that the castle has a dungeon/torture room instead of a brig.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:03 No.18329839 File: 1331773400.jpg-(62 KB, 850x425, MERCURY MERCURY OH LOVE.jpg) >>18329740 >Mercury reborn Like this?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:03 No.18329842 >>18329827 >>18329816 im not sure whos on what side here, but everyone cool out.

Why 03/14/12(Wed)21:03 No.18329848

Well it looks like that chase has come to a grinding halt, its incoming Marines into an island of hormonal teenage girls, I don't worry for Minna in a state like this, she is more than capable of handling herself. The members of our erstwhile 'rape squad' however......

We should probably stop them from getting raped themselves, or indeed, raping the Mehreens.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:04 No.18329850 >>18329828 In before preggo Minna smut

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:04 No.18329855 >>18329838 This. War Emergency Bouncing (WEB) is required.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:04 No.18329856 File: 1331773482.jpg-(214 KB, 1170x928, 1329973817009.jpg) >>18329842 I'm just here for the ride and to make autistic asshats mad.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:05 No.18329865 >>18329850 We get her a fake preggo belly. She'll agree in this state.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:05 No.18329868 >>18329838 Pragmatism, there is no common sense.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:05 No.18329871 >>18329856 why would you want to make yourself mad?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:05 No.18329872 >>18329757 >>18329731 I'm just curious where you got these numbers, cause I'm only seeing 13 for Minna.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:06 No.18329881 >>18329872 Just let it go.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:06 No.18329882 File: 1331773588.jpg-(23 KB, 188x546, Kathy.jpg) >>18329868 Kathy is our common sense

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:06 No.18329888 >>18329827 What does that even mean? Are you talking about what his vote was way back when we first heard about Chris?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:07 No.18329893 >>18329881 It's either that, or they argue about waifus. Take your pick.

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:07 No.18329895

>>18329848

yfw the rest of this episode is helpless Marines getting picked off one by one and dragged into the darkness by hormonal witches.

This shit is about to become a reverse rape ALIENS homage.

MC will be a male Ripley, trying to warn the Marines of the danger ahead. Unfortunately, HE'S ALWAYS TOO LATE.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:07 No.18329899 >>18329872 too late, we were not going to do it anyway because all were false choices; he's been dropping the MERHEENS sine two threads ago.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:07 No.18329901 >>18329828 Anyone got THAT pic?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:07 No.18329902 >>18329882 Kathy is our mechanical aptitude, which is why she was swinging a wrench at our engine.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:08 No.18329911 >>18329882 In all fairness, Minna attacked her too. Then she attacked whatever Sakamoto represents.

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:08 No.18329917

>self control attacks pragmatism and runs away
I can't even imagine what kind of disorder we must have.

But like one guy said, keeping the witches from jumping the marines might actually be a worthy expenditure of time, if PF doesn't want us rushing after Minna.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:08 No.18329919 File: 1331773712.png-(261 KB, 770x641, B-B-B-BOUNCE.png) >>18329901 WHOOPWHOOPWHOOP

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:09 No.18329924 File: 1331773749.jpg-(117 KB, 700x775, 1329705199017.jpg) >>18329902 No, that's Shirley

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:09 No.18329929 >>18329902 nah, that was Shirley, Kate is our disregard for the laws of physics, or our hate towards the supplies bureaucrats.

Why 03/14/12(Wed)21:09 No.18329933
File: 1331773779.png-(241 KB, 479x351, SlammingFinger.png)

>>18329882

Kathy is surely our Patriotism, she is everything you could ever want from an All American Girl. Smart, strong, great legs, looks amazing is red, white and blue. I'm sure she also has an amazing singing voice and loves apple pie and baseball.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:09 No.18329935 >>18329924 Is that supposed to be chocolate?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:10 No.18329938 Kathy really is our common sense

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:10 No.18329941 >>18329893 At this rate I'd rather take the waifu wars.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:10 No.18329942 >>18329871 I feel better about myself when I can vent. Why are you so mean?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:10 No.18329943 >>18329933 American waifu is BEST waifu!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:10 No.18329945 >>18329895 Sean and Ian desperately working a shortwave radio converted into a two-man radar. "Thirty meters...twenty meters...ten...god damn it, man, this thing must be broken, they're in the room!"

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:10 No.18329947 >>18329919 Eww... Mexico... Eww... France.... Eww... Perrine....

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:10 No.18329949 File: 1331773847.jpg-(293 KB, 723x1023, 1329707929496.jpg) >>18329935 I think so. Want a taste?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:10 No.18329952 File: 1331773855.jpg-(16 KB, 570x355, ReactUnsure.jpg) >>18329924 In thumbnail form, that looks a lot like somebody took a poop in her cleavage

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:11 No.18329957 >>18329935 Fuck you, man!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:11 No.18329961 >>18329938 Our common sense is mildly retarded? Sounds about right.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:11 No.18329965 >>18329961 >Thatsthejoke.jpg

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:12 No.18329976 >>18329949 bitch looks like she has hydrocephalia

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:13 No.18329985

>>18329924
That was something players said while making a list, I'm going off of what PF has said, which means we've got 6 aspects down.

Ego - Perrine
Self control - Minna
Pragmatism - Sakamoto
Doubt - Trude
Libido - Lucchini
and Mechanical aptitude - Kathy.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:14 No.18330000 >>18329976 Every anime character looks like they have hydrocephalia.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:14 No.18330001 >>18329945 Ian doesn't make it out of the room. Perrine drags him through a trap door under a throw rug as the other witches burst through the ceiling.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:15 No.18330024 >>18329985 Shouldn't Mechanical Aptitude be Shirley, and Kathy is our Patriotism?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:16 No.18330029 >>18329985 Please, let's not start with this again. It was sort of funny as a one off in the pub, but it's just stupid when you try to drag it out like this.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:17 No.18330045 >>18330000 Shirley specially, the shape of her head and the dead doll eyes make me think she's got more water than matter in that Tweetty-like dome of hers

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:19 No.18330068 File: 1331774360.png-(85 KB, 521x500, 124851078928.png) >>18330029 how many aspects of our personality could we fit in a B-52?

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:19 No.18330072

>>18330024
Shirley isn't listed as an aspect of our personality at any point, and Kathy was said to be mechanical aptitude while we were on our plane.

Did find a couple more though. Minna is also repressed authority issues and Miyafuji is guilt over little sister teasing.

And once again since I was going off what PF has listed....

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/14/12(Wed)21:20 No.18330081 File: 1331774412.jpg-(27 KB, 288x371, 1311536179026.jpg) >sidetracked for 20 minutes by emergency phone call >return to thread >even after vote-count it's BAAAW THAT'S NOT THE CHOICE WE MAAAADE We will resume at 10:00 sharp.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/14/12(Wed)21:20 No.18330082 >>18329945 Take off, bounce the site from 2000 feet. It's the only way to be sure.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:20 No.18330083 File: 1331774417.png-(98 KB, 500x400, 131225611096.png) >>18330072

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/14/12(Wed)21:20 No.18330088 File: 1331774455.png-(577 KB, 817x721, deepest desires.png) Yipee~

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:21 No.18330091 File: 1331774461.gif-(2.79 MB, 350x263, 35235124132312124.gif) >>18330081 Off to save the world again?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:21 No.18330093 >>18330081 Let's just team up with Minna to fuck with the Marines and be done with it.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:22 No.18330106 >>18330081 Huh I thought we were discussing the personality aspects again. Well we could take this time to plot our strikes against the Marines. They need to be cold, and formulated to keep them safe from the rape squad.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:23 No.18330123 >>18330081 Planefag, just ignore the idiots. There's no need to punish the rest of the thread.

>>	Why 03/14/12(Wed)21:23 No.18330131 >>18330093 A massive, mostly NO HOMO orgy with all the marines? What could go wrong?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:23 No.18330133 File: 1331774639.jpg-(131 KB, 500x900, 1331095400046.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:24 No.18330138 >>18330123 I think he actually has shit to do.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:24 No.18330155 >>18330123 >emergency phonecall

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:25 No.18330165 >here comes the bitchfest >"THAT'S IT, I'M STOPPING THIS CAR!" I hope it works, but some asshole is going to start bitching immediately after the next post.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:26 No.18330171 File: 1331774771.jpg-(114 KB, 900x1271, 1248120589848.jpg) >>18330133

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:26 No.18330173 >>18330138 Then he could a least have the decency to tell us that, instead of pretending that this is some sort of punishment.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:26 No.18330175 >>18330165 >>18330171 Bitch bitch bitch.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:27 No.18330181 >>18330173 >EMERGENCY PHONE CALL

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:27 No.18330191 >>18330181 That is now over.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:27 No.18330192 >>18330173 He did. I liked when this thread was Waifufaggin instead of people ignoring posts and bitching

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:27 No.18330194 >>18330123 >>18330165 >>18330173 He's got shit to do, idiots. He's not punishing anyone, except maybe you fucktards for being so dumb.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:27 No.18330195 >>18330093 >>18330131 Teaming up with minna is a good idea, if she's stable enough. Im thinking let lose the horde, but then again they may just behave to fuck with us.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:28 No.18330196 File: 1331774883.jpg-(689 KB, 2800x1474, 1331093577755.jpg) WITCHES FOR THE WITCH GOD! PANTSU FOR THE PANTSU THRONE! LET THE THREAD DROOOOOOWN IN IT!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:28 No.18330203 >>18330173 I think he presumed that you have the mental capacity to guess it based on what he wrote. Talk about overestimation.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:28 No.18330204 >>18330191 Maybe he needs to help someone ? Maybe he has Asthma and is having an attack. Who the fuck knows. Just deal with it.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:29 No.18330215 File: 1331774945.jpg-(685 KB, 3300x977, 1331093353391.jpg) >>18330196

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:30 No.18330226 >>18330081 How long till 10? For those of us in different timezones.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:30 No.18330231 File: 1331775018.jpg-(597 KB, 3000x904, 1331093638961.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:30 No.18330241 >>18330226 Half an hour. >>18330220 ohboyherewego.jpg

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:31 No.18330243 >>18330226 30 minutes

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:31 No.18330244 >>18330226 Half hour. Planefag is gmt -5 IIRC.

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:32 No.18330252

The Marines are going to wreck this joint one way or the other. We need to prioritize what we want to save. The hanger is probably pretty safe, at least once they find out there's no booze there, but the kitchen is almost surely a lost cause. We should go back to that plan from a few threads ago and send them all down to redecorate the bath with Minna's panties. It might but us enough time to establish a defensive perimeter.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:32 No.18330261 While we wait, what the plan for trolling the marines?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:32 No.18330263 >>18330249 We're only at ~75 right now. >>18330226 PF's same timezone as 4chan time, so you can go by the post time.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:32 No.18330264 File: 1331775176.jpg-(59 KB, 772x700, Gives a new meaning to BUTT st(...).jpg) >>18330220 Oh boy, here we go

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:33 No.18330278 >>18330265 Stop it. You're going to get this thread deleted.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:34 No.18330290 >>18330278 I think a mod would get in trouble if he just baleeted a popular thread like this, he'd be better off just deleting the posts.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:34 No.18330292 >>18330278 What he said

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:34 No.18330294 So after we team up with Minna to BOUNCE THOSE MARINES I propose a Counter-troll attack: Make out with Minna, but only as long s it takes to distract her while we retrieve our pants and aviators.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:35 No.18330299 >>18330278 oh anon. It's clearly censored, can't you see?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:35 No.18330301 >>18330278 We're at 450 posts, so surely off the front few pages by now.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:36 No.18330307 >>18330294 Might be fun.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:36 No.18330312 Is this thread archived so if it does get deleted due to retards, we still have it?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:37 No.18330313 >>18330252 I'd forgotten about that. If she's gonna steal our pants, she can go commando from now on. It's always fun when witches have to scramble for clothing, anyway.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:37 No.18330320 >>18330294 Potentially horrible consequences down the line, but whatever. It'll be fucking fun while it lasts.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:38 No.18330330 File: 1331775502.gif-(561 KB, 640x360, 1330897233547.gif) >>18330312 lol yeah

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:38 No.18330332 >>18330312 No, so someone should get on that before this guy purposefully gets this thread deleted despite it being pointed out otherwise Polite sage for off-topic.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:38 No.18330339 >>18330294 How about no, Minnafag.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:39 No.18330353 >>18330314 In what world is this work safe? >inb4 Japan Stop trying to get the thread deleted just because you option didn't win.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:40 No.18330355 >>18330339 That'd probably piss her off enough that she would talk to us anymore.

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:42 No.18330384

>>18330355
It might piss her off in the short term, but I think it'd just complicated things more after that. Remember, the idiots saying we should chase her were talking about fixing things with her, not making them. Chasing her at all will aggravate things, so let's at least try to lessen the effects a little.

Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/14/12(Wed)21:42 No.18330385
File: 1331775746.jpg-(39 KB, 500x500, 1326770408616.jpg)

>>18330341
>>18330314
>>18330304
>>18330282
>>18330265
>>18330249
>>18330232
>>18330220
Its a blue board mother fucker, not blue balls, you are trying to get fap angel's thread deleted, Thanks asshole

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:43 No.18330397 File: 1331775817.gif-(761 KB, 427x240, 1331444323302.gif) Countering NSFW with Dawwww Sanya is love

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:44 No.18330408 >>18330353 Oh shut the fuck up, faggot, and drop the fucking self-righteousness.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:44 No.18330410 File: 1331775887.jpg-(47 KB, 450x450, 1329706235177.jpg) >>18330397

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:44 No.18330412 File: 1331775892.jpg-(72 KB, 451x550, 1331471025449.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:45 No.18330423 File: 1331775924.jpg-(292 KB, 800x1079, 1329375602807.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:45 No.18330425 > http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18328433/ Archived.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:45 No.18330426 File: 1331775932.jpg-(244 KB, 1280x800, 1331472554861.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:45 No.18330427 >>18330404 Die in a fire.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:46 No.18330432 >>18330385 It's /tg/, dude. You know, the reason we don't need the other boards? Other boards like, say, /d/. Also, we're well into autosage here, so you don't need to bother doing that yourself.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:46 No.18330433 File: 1331775979.jpg-(349 KB, 808x808, 575475f1d9fdb1513a8ff1c94f15e5(...).jpg) Too much NSFW, PF is going to throw a shitfit

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:46 No.18330438 File: 1331775991.gif-(2 MB, 640x360, SMITE.gif) >>18330418 IN WHAT WORLD IS THIS SHIT WORKSAFE? DOES BLUE BOARD MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:47 No.18330447 File: 1331776022.jpg-(336 KB, 966x1331, 1331479851473.jpg) Rollin

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:47 No.18330451 >>18330432 Those days are long gone dude. Like years gone.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:47 No.18330453 >>18330433 I think the only ones throwing a shit fit will be the idiots who are doing it now.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:47 No.18330458 >>18330438 Well I work from home, so its worksafe for me.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:47 No.18330461 File: 1331776062.jpg-(134 KB, 1280x720, 1308350830712.jpg) >>18330438

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:48 No.18330465 File: 1331776080.gif-(1.04 MB, 426x240, 1331500412451.gif)

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:48 No.18330468 >>18330433 Why would he care?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:49 No.18330479 >>18330265 This is going to happen to us if we are not smart.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:49 No.18330486 >>18330479 >This is going to happen to us if we are lucky.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:52 No.18330521 Planefag, I just want you to know that there's a lot of us waiting for you to come back without saying anything. Don't assume this faggot represents anything more than one guy trying to ruin our fun.

>>	Zanraptora 03/14/12(Wed)21:53 No.18330531 >>18330521 Amen

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:53 No.18330534 >>18330521 I think that's obvious. Maybe get an archive asap though.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:53 No.18330540 Looks like Accel spammer's ban wore off.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:53 No.18330541 >>18330521 >>18330521 Hahahahaha. Don't worry, he'll be back soon so you can start sucking his cock again. There are plenty of us not saying anything who don't mind in the least, so shut the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:54 No.18330554 >>18330541 >>18330544 Samefag

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:54 No.18330555 >>18330541 If they aren't saying anything , how do you know they're there?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:55 No.18330564 >>18330554 lol no

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:55 No.18330567 >>18330534 Done and done. http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18328433/ No worrys, mate.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:56 No.18330575 >>18330555 Good question. Better ask >>18330521 that too.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:59 No.18330609 >>18330264 New model of mg-42 doubles as an anti aircraft gun! buy one now, or two, or seven!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:00 No.18330628 >>18330618 You've got to admit, he's got good timing.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:01 No.18330642 >>18330628 That he does.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:01 No.18330644 >>18330628 Doesn't mean he's not a jackass though.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:02 No.18330655 >>18330644 We're at over 500 replies. If the mods find this thread it's only because of the idiots reporting his posts.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:04 No.18330674 >>18330655 >>18330644 thank got for autosage.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:04 No.18330675 File: 1331777070.png-(306 KB, 690x855, 1330274162857.png) You there, Planefag? I'm looking forward to trolling marines and Minna shenanigans

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:04 No.18330685 Maybe he meant 10 sharp as in like with music, slightly after 10.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/14/12(Wed)22:06 No.18330702 And the spammer gets banned. Gratz, mods!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:06 No.18330704 File: 1331777184.png-(34 KB, 199x200, 1328357103665.png) MOD = GODS

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:06 No.18330710 >spammer banned THERE ARE STILL HEROES LEFT IN MAN.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:07 No.18330713 I told you guys mods wouldn't just baleet the thread.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:07 No.18330714 >>18330702 I knew reporting was a good idea.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:07 No.18330719 THERE ARE STILL HEROES LEFT IN MAN

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:07 No.18330720 That was like seal team six right there.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:08 No.18330743 Oh come on, isn't that a little spiteful? The only reason anyone cared was because they were afraid the thread was gonna get deleted.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:09 No.18330749 Well, this should improve the thread a little.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:10 No.18330762 File: 1331777415.jpg-(115 KB, 1280x1024, 1248400990760.jpg) >>18330743 YOU DO THE CRIME, YOU DO THE TIME.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/14/12(Wed)22:10 No.18330764 File: 1331777420.jpg-(248 KB, 662x928, rawk hawk.jpg) MODS = MODS

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:10 No.18330766 >>18330749 Oh yeah, we can get back to bitching about votes and waifus now. Great job there.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/14/12(Wed)22:10 No.18330774 I for one welcome our new benevolent Mod Overlords

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:12 No.18330786 Apparently someone in the IRC tattled to the mods in #4chan.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:12 No.18330787 It's 10 after 10, PLANEFAG, I HOPE YOUR EMERGENCY IS OK.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:13 No.18330805 >>18330787 We're all pulling for you, buddy!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:15 No.18330824 >all these people freaking out that the one guy will get the thread deleted I bet you're all the guys who thought there was a scorpion in the box and that we were gonna get dissected and that Robin is on the base.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:15 No.18330828 Fap angel, fap angel~ Will you be miiine~?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:16 No.18330831 >>18330824 Piloot

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/14/12(Wed)22:16 No.18330839 File: 1331777800.png-(448 KB, 1920x1075, 1331083262719.png) >>18330824 Far right.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:17 No.18330855 File: 1331777870.jpg-(71 KB, 480x446, 1330668808669.jpg) >>18330824 >Implying there wasn't a scorpion in the box >Implying we weren't going to get dissected >Implying robin isn't on the base >Implying implications >implying

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:19 No.18330884 >>18330702 I just wish they'd have left the first post in and deleted the image so we could see the glorious redtext for ourselves.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:24 No.18330953 >>18330884 we never get redtext anymore, it's "too distracting" (people outside the thread come in to laugh at the banned fag.)

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:24 No.18330959 >entire doujin is posted >stays up for a minute >all deleted Looks like our 4chan mods are still 4chan mods, waiting until everything is posted before banning the guy. Heck, maybe he even saved it.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/14/12(Wed)22:26 No.18330983

Because of the massive faggotry in this thread, my general exhaustion, and my weariness with this whole fucking quest in general, I've made a new thread >>18330940 and we'll be continuing with more bouncing and more Witches and DID YOU THINK YOU COULD TAKE ME SPAMMERS, DID YOU FUCKING THINK YOU COULD STOP ME, I EAT FAGGOTS LIKE YOU FOR FUCKING BREAKFAST

>>	noko 03/14/12(Wed)22:26 No.18330985 >>18330953 Really? It happens on /v/ every once in a while. I'm sure I saw at least one instance of it last month. Or does that just apply to /tg/?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:26 No.18330988 >>18330959 Oh, they're still 4chan mods alright. They weren't going to do shit until someone bitched at them about it.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:26 No.18330993 >>18330953 ...do they still at least bring it out for special occasions? Like when sergalfag or Zhakuvaan show up?

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