Ursula's wearing a gorgeous white dress, a copy of what Erica wore the night before.

"Good evening." you greet the two as they approach.
"Hiya!" Erica says, her frills bouncing everywhere.
"Good evening Hayate." Ursula greets you timidly.

Erica pushes her twin into your arms, and says.
"You guys have fun. Ill be hanging out in Nanoha's room with Sakura. I'm dressed for the part anyway."

"We will." You tell her as she goes bouncing off back to the dorms.

You take Ursula's arm and begin to walk to town.

TALK? WAT?

>>18309535
Alright, let's get this date started.

So quick recap
We either caused Hina and Perrinne to end up barging into our room later tonight threatening to F*** us through our pants or we caused them to go have lesbian hate sex after our awesome violin playing.

We have reservations, music, suit etc all ready for the date.

Now we just have to make the majaik happen

>>18309572
Tell her the dress looks beautiful, but compared to her, it is nothing.

>>18309572
Let's start with safe topics like how her day was, so she gets comfortable. Then how she's getting along with Nanoha.

>>18309572
Erica hanging out with Sakura and Nanoha while dressed in death by frills.

This image pleases me greatly. But I get the feeling the BEAR video may be replayed in its entirety which could be bad

First this >>18309583
then this >>18309584

>>18309572
>she goes bouncing off back to the dorms.
Oh god, the frills have started infecting her brain.

>>18309590
Nanoha is too smart to let that intel slip lightly. That's a trump card I'm sure she's holding onto for her own use.

>>18309583
That dress looks beautiful on you
Advice hayate
It will look better on me

"You look amazing in that dress." you tell her
"Thanks..." she answers with a blush.

"So, how was your day?" you ask her
"It was interesting. I got those new striker parts, so I have more stuff to work with. Mister Rood helped me with some linkage problems." She begins to explain, wholly in her element.
"We should have another one ready for test flights by the middle of the week."
"You want me to fly them?"
"Would you?"
"Of course. I like the feel of flying in strikers. And I'd like nothing else but to be able to help you."

The two of you eventually reach the edge of town.
WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

DON'T EAT YET.
LETS GO SHOPPING.
SPONTANEOUS SHOPPING.

>>18309643
I'm pretty shocked that's not a thing yet, or at least it hasn't been posted.

Do they have an observatory? Or a planetarium?
Lets go there.

>>18309648
Let's go shopping.
See what we can get. Capitalism, ho!

>>18309652
Not one yet as far as I know

>>18309648
Spontaneous shoping sounds good.

Find something random she might like... An arcade? A RadioShack?

>>18309685
MUNDANE MECHANICS MART

non-majaikal gadgets at dirt cheap

>>18309643
>>18309652
>>18309685
For you, from the founder of Advice Hayate.

"Hey, how about we go check out the shops first?" you tell her.
"Sure." she answers.

You head for the row of shops.
HELGA'S is there, and so is CREED'S, you also see HORO's.
There are two new shops in the row that you don't recognize though.

**ROLL FOR NEW STORES.**
FIRST 2 ROLLS OVER FIFTY

>previous thread
>Our music is so bad it makes people gay.

Good job guys.

>>18309709
Thank you very much

rolled 13 = 13

>>18309711
Noh's Items

>>18309711
MUNDANE MECHANICS

rolled 41 = 41

JackShit Inc.

"We sell nothing and make you pay for it!"

rolled 32 = 32

>>18309712
No it was so good it turned two girls possibly bisexual

>>18309711
This
>>18309691

>>18309712
> Our music is so good it makes people fuck the closest thing to them.
FTFY

rolled 50 = 50

>>18309711
MUNDANE MECHANICS.
lol forgot my roll

rolled 83 = 83

The gubbinz shop from before

rolled 6 = 6

the 99 yonk store.

rolled 73 = 73

>>18309711
>MUNDANE MECHANICS
You mean SUPERCHEAP AUTO
EVERYTHING AUTO AND MUCH, MUCH MORE

rolled 72 = 72

>>18309729
>Dont recognize
must be a new store.
Also we don't want to turn her into an ork

rolled 27 = 27

>>18309736
Nope we took a detour and threw our Molotov into it last time

rolled 70 = 70

>>18309738
No but she will be fascinated at these things working when they shouldn't. It will be like a rubix cube for her

rolled 29 = 29

Blackjacks clinic

>>18309743
No... No, we didn't.

>>18309759
I was hoping I would get a 100 so futuyate had done it for us

rolled 23 = 23

Galleon's R us
nautical miniatures that can be expanded to full size

>>18309762
Futuyate is only for fixing mistakes we don't have the means to fix and making perfect moments that have the potential to be made perfect with a small nudge. Not burning down an auto mechanic shop.

>>18309773
Such a pretty fiery explosion could be a perfect moment for Nanoha though

Rolling for Noh's items.

rolled 41 = 41

>>18309784
Lemme actually roll now...

>>18309728
You see a MUNDANE MECHANICS branch, and that GUBBIN STORE from before.
You can feel Ursula lightly tug you towards these two store.

"Hey, wanna go there?" you ask her.
She nods approvingly.
"Let's go then."

The two of you step into MUNDANE MECHANICS.

>>18309792
Do we have enough teefs for those gubbinz, or will we need to krump some gits?

>>18309792
I get the feeling we may be a slight bit overdressed for a Parts Shop, but w/e.

>>18309799
Well I think we could get some teef from Kraus but for the real experience we should krump some gits

>>18309799
Dose 'dee-vay-ses' dat da boyz hav make duh teefs com up outta noweres!

I will laugh if the Mek at the gubbinz shop is missing a Toof but has a shiny new entrenching choppa

inside you find a pretty ordinary looking electronics store.
'Well that's a slightly misleading store name' you think to yourself.
You and your date begin looking around inside.

LOOK FOR ANYTHING?
WAT?

>>18309828
Any relatively modern techs gadgets from our time.
Might be able to pick up something nice for her to play with

>>18309828
Let's ask the boyz what they would recommend we take a look at.

>>18309849
Wrong shop

>>18309852
Right you are. In that case, let's have fun with the display digital cameras. It should be silly and Ursula will lose her shit over them.

>>18309868
We don't want to ruin her birthday present though. We had planned for a big bag o' gadgets in pairs so she could pull some apart and play with others

>>18309877
We're in an electronics store, mate. She has to find something to play with.

>>18309885
Yeah one or two things, just figured we might go overboard and ruin the big present

>>18309828
Does she know about RC Airplanes/Helicopters?

>>18309903
Probably not yet.
But we will have to show her, either now or for her birthday

>>18309906
We should show her, but we should avoid them Furbies and Tamagotchi's.
They are just irritating.

>>18309906
Oh, that's even better than showing her a camera.

>>18309912
Maybe, maybe not. It all depends on what she is interested in

>>18309828
Strike Witches on DVD
WW2 Documentaries

>>18309948
It's Ursula. She'll flip her shit over some RC planes and helicopters. I swear, it's like some people don't even listen to what characters say in past threads.

>>18309962
True but she was interested in the cameras people were using in the trip home more than anything

The two of you find yourselves in an aisle of what looks like stuff from your dimension.
Cameras, laptops, microwaves, all looked normal.

You pick up a store model digital camera and show it to Ursula.
"These are one of those things the people back in my home were using. All digital, no magaik. Want to test it out?"
"Sure."
You hand it to her and do a few poses as she snaps some shots.
After she puts it back down, you ask her,
"Would you like one to play around with?"
"Y-yeah, but I'll most likely take it apart..."
"Let's get two or three then. Theyre dirt cheap."
You show her the tag saying 50yonks. "See?"
"Okay," she beams up at you.

You pick out a couple of cameras, 4 mp3 players, a pair of tablet PCs and 3 psps.
You then head to the cashier to pay.

"GODAMMMIT, WHY WONT YOU START UP?!"
A man in a red robe says as he smacks an ancient looking PC in front of him.
"I prayed to you, I've offered incense, what else do you want?!"

"Excuse me? We'd like to take these please."
YOu interrupt him.
He turns to look at you and you see taht one of his eyes has been replaced wit some sort of a sensor, bolts and wires sticking out in random places on his face.
"Ah sorry about that, I'm jsut trying to get this started up."
"Is it plugged in?" you ask.
"I... I didnt try that yet." You see a metallic tentacle snake out of his robe and under the counter.
A moment later and the computer starts up.
"Wow. You're good at this." he says.
"Any chance of making you join my church?"
"Err.. Nope?" you answer him.
"Too bad. anyway, let's see waht you have here."

He rings up your purchase.
"Thatll be 6guptas and 45yonks." he tells you.
Ursula tries to pay, but you stop her.
"No. It's my gift to you."
"Thanks."

You pay up and leave the store.

WhERe GO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18309985
The gubbinz shop.
We should find something interesting in there

>>18309973
>50yonks
>dirt cheap
Oh god, we're already starting to get rich boy syndrome.

>>18309985
A techpriest working at futureshop err... Mundane Electronics. I love this quest.

I suggest we go to our reservation.

>>18310002
thats just a hundred dollars.
Still cheap specially if what you got was a nice DSLR

>>18310017
There was also the gubbinz shop though, might as well look in there

>>18310032
Can't hurt.

>>18310038
YES IT CAN. MOST OF THOSE GUBBINZ PROBABLY CAN HURT. That said, nothing ventured, nothing gained. Let's check it out.

Waaaaght we gonna do in dis shop boss?

>>18310090
Muck about. Krump some gits to get Erica more dakka, maybe.

>>18310090
...Pomf =3

>>18310100
Haha I can imagine getting her a gun with more dakka

This is a date. Why are you guys shopping?

>>18310117
Because Ursula asked to check these shops out.

>>18310126
oh
okay

>gubbinz shop

YOu walk next door to the GUBBINZ SHOP.
As you push open the heavy metal door, the smell of smoke fills your nose.
You find the source heaped up in the middle of the room.
It looks like the remains of 4 burned motorcycles and a crumpled car is there.

"OI YA GIT. WHATDYA WANT?" A gigantic green creature with a mohawk asks you as he waves a jagged shovel in your direction.
Ursula hides behind you and you instinctively put your guard up.
"LET ME HANDLE THIS TINYDANCER." Kraus tells you.

>>18310133
Make sure you keep asking questions if you're not sure why we're doing shit. It's better to have questionable actions questioned so that they can either be justified or stopped.

>>18310142
Oh god, Kraus is gonna become warboss.

>>18310142
>Kraus
>Handling mekboyz
>It all suddenly making sense

>>18310142
> waving a jagged shovel
Called it!

Also Kraus strikes me as both a good angry marine and a good ork haggler, both things basically require lots of yelling and insults

"HEY YOU GREEN SCUMLICKER. TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT HEAP OF SLAG THERE." He asks the behemoth.
It smiles, a row of huge pointy teeth stare you in the face. Curiously enough, it seemed to be missing it's upper left fang.
"ME AN DA BOYZ GOT AN RAIDED DAT DER AWTO SHOP, WE ROIT DID. BURND DA PLACE TO DA GROUND." he waves the shovel around for emphasis.
"IM SELLING DAT DER HEAP FOR 5 TEEF. YA WANT IT?" he asks

"NO WE DONT WANT THAT BULLSHIT YOU FUCKING MUSHROOM FUCKER." Kraus answers him.
'Kraus, don't anger him...' you tell your device
'DONT WORRY YOUR PRETTY LITTLE FACE, YOU FAGOT. DO YOU WANT ANYTHING?'
you ask Ursula if she would want something from this store that appears to be a junkshop with red paint thrown everywhere.
She nods towards a stack of burlap sacks under a sign that says [BOMMA-FOITAH PARTZ, FLYZ AND SHOOTZ]

'Get us one of those sacks' you tell Kraus.
'OKAY THEN PENCILDICK'

"HEY YOU, YOU FUCKING STUPID OFF THAT CANT COUNT TO MORE THAN POTATO." He calls out again to the enormous shopkeep.
"GIVE US ONE OF THOSE SACKS. THE ONES WITH THE FUCKING POINTY THINGS STICKING THROUGH."

"ROIGHT GOOD CHOIZ DIS IZ. LOOTED DEZ PARTS MESELF LAST WEEK. DAT'L BE A TOOF FOR A SACK." He says as he hands you the heavy sack

'Dude. what the fuck is a toof?' you ask Kraus.
'JUST PUT ME INTO YOUR POCKET YOU COCKGOBBLER.' you do as he says.
A moment later you hand he green creature a huge fang from your pocket and are headed out the door.

WAT NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18310169
WAAAGH!

>>18310169
We need a drawfag to draw Kraus' human form in angry marine gear.

Other than that, off to Nemo's, to meet up with the League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
Hey LG, are you going off of the movie or the graphic novel?

>>18310169
>ME AN DA BOYZ GOT AN RAIDED DAT DER AWTO SHOP, WE ROIT DID. BURND DA PLACE TO DA GROUND

Well there goes that store

>>18310205
The graphic novel, I should hope.

>>18310206
EVERYTHING'S TOTALED AND MUCH MUCH MORE

>>18310205
>Hey LG, are you going off of the movie or the graphic novel?


Im going off Jule's Verne

>>18310169
I love this quest for things like this.

Now onto Nemo's I guess.

Maybe we can get a fillet of deep sea dory?

>>18310236
So we're going to step into the restaurant, it will submerge, and we won't set food on dry land again for a decade?

>>18310205
>>18310210
This is 20,000 leagues Nemo not LXG Nemo

How much is a teef in Guptas or Yoinks?
inb4 70 Guptas

>>18310256
Probably about 10 yonks or something

>Grab-bags of airplane parts

This is the best shop ever.

>>18310278
Not just airplane parts but fights bomma parts.
So we may get striker units with dakka attatched

Is LG looking through 20,000 leagues for ideas quickly?

>>18310348
No, he's typing 2-3 posts worth of stuff for us in awesome restaurant descriptions.

>>18310355
And hopefully skipping the food choices this time

>Nemo's
You and your date head on over to Nemo's for dinner.
There you find a building made of sheets of copper and glass. It's in the shape of a huge shell.
At the door a maitre D' in a huge diving suit with a drill for an arm awaits you.

"Hi, We had reservations under Ayasaki."
"..." he nods and leads you inside

Inside the restaurant, you find copper bronze and wood everywhere. It looks like the interior of a retro futuristic ship.
Windows shaped like huge portholes look out into a projected undersea scene.
You see a pirate with dreadlocks tending the bar.
A flintlock in one hand and a bottle of rum in the other.

He leads you to a booth that could be nothing else but a converted diving-bell of glass and copper..
He opens the hatch for you and sits you inside.

After he closes the hatch, water fills the hole in the floor and up and over the glass dome of the diving-bell

>>18310247
> set food on dry land
heh nice unintentional pun

>>18310367
>You see a pirate with dreadlocks tending the bar.
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow?

>>18310367

>>18310367
Unintentional?

>>18310371
The one and only.
Don't order any rum though, doubt you will get any

You find yourselves in an undersea landscape, fish swim around you, as the seagrass wave in the current.

YOu make your order through the brass speaking tube installed in the bell and wait for the food to arrive.

In the intense blue glow of the ocean around you, your date just stares you in the eyes.

WAT TALK ABOUT OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18310390
Talk about how she has been and what she thinks of the dress we got for Erica for the bet

>>18310390
Ask about the sorts of work she did before she came here; life stuff, like we asked Erica.

>>18310390
"How was your life before the IDPKB?"

>>18310419
Ask her what life was like growing up with Erica, pretty sure weave heard Erica's view but I would be interested in Ursula's thoughts

>>18310390
Her eyes' radiance in the water-filtered light.

"Did you know your eyes are beautiful?"

No no no. Don't mention ERICA.
It makes us look like we only see them as a pair.
TALK ABOUT HER.

"How was YOUR life?"
"What were YOU doing before the bureau?"
like that

>>18310472
+1

>>18310472
THis, definitely. 's the whole reason we went on individual dates; to give them special time as individuals; not as a package deal.

rolled 26 = 26

>>18310472
This, this, and only this.

>>18310472
>>18310459
>>18310455
These.

>>18310472
Seconding this.

"Did you know that you had beautiful eyes?"
"No.. No one's told me that before." she answers.
"Well, you do." this incites a further blush from her.

"How was your life before the Bureau?" you ask her.
"Well, I was working on magic engines and striker units in the middle of the war. I wasnt really suited for fighting, so I did what I can to support those in the air."
"But you went out to fight that time of the raid on the castle."
"I... only wanted to protect my friends. I wanted to protect you." she answers you as you reach for her hand.

The entree arrives delivered through the floor by a waiter in an antiquated diving suit.

>>18310563
>The entree arrives delivered through the floor by a waiter in an antiquated diving suit.
Best restaurant ever.

You look at her as she eats.
You can see in her eyes that she wants to say something
"You had something in your mind?" you ask her
"Well... I wanted to ask, why are you so great at what you do? You can clean, cook, do extraordinary things like they were nothing. How?"

>>18310637
"I... always had to do everything myself."
>PTSD train off, choo choo

>>18310637
"I had to work dozens of different jobs my whole life. I think I just got a head start at learning how to do thing."

>>18310637
"Well, it appears that a series of completely unintentional and coincidental events during my childhood gave me a very good head start on many things. However... I've been practicing ever since I came here, to try and be the best man I can for you and the others."

>>18310637
"There was never anyone to do things for me, so I had to be able to do myself just to survive.

Needing to work dozens of different jobs, too, meant I got a lot of exposure to different things."

>>18310674
This, and add on "Also, I find it helps to not think about what you're doing too much."

>>18310637
Well I worked in heaps of different jobs which included cooking, cleaning, construction just to name a few, so I picked things up along the way and they just sort of stayed with me.

And I enjoy doing those things for people I love

>>18310674
Ooh, this one is nice.

"Well, it appears that a series of completely unintentional and coincidental events during my childhood gave me a very good head start on many things." you tell her.
"However... I've been practicing ever since I came here, to try and be the best man I can for you and the others."
"Also, I find it helps to not think about what you're doing too much."
"Like going in a trance?" she asks.
"Sort of like that yeah."
"That happens to me too, I begin fiddling with something and next thing I know a day has gone by already." she tells you.

the waiter arrives again with the main course.
You see bubbles come out of his helmet as he walks away on the sandy bottom.

WAT TALK NAO?

>>18310628
i love me some Jules Verne.
>damn now im plotting a time accident where you get thrown in the midst of Morlocks.

>>18310637
"Growing up as I did I needed to work so I would have enough money to eat. Unfortunately due to labor laws I was not able to hold a job for long, as I was too young to work. So if you name it, I've likely done the job."
Make sure to smile during this.
"Hard work and patience made me what I am today."

>>18310714
Ask her life was like growing up.
Or ask about the strikers since those things are just too cool

>>18310714
Do something adorkable, like footsies and feeding each other.

>>18310714
"So, I know that machines and technology is a passion for you. What other hobbies or interests do you have?"

>>18310714
Well lets ask her about her childhood with Erica, Undoubtedly it was better then ours. Yay happy memories.

>>18310740
Holy shit, that one of the most awkward sentences I have ever read. This is a date, not a job interview. Let those come up naturally in conversation.

>>18310740
This sounds good.

>>18310736
We haven't done this for her yet. Only one of ur girls we haven't

>>18310736
D'awww.

>>18310736
Yeah, we need to do some cutsey romantic stuff for Ursula. She's gotten the short end of the stick with that stuff, I think.

>>18310815
Definitely true.
We need to do something to top our time stop dance last night I think

>>18310851
Maybe tonight would be a good night to do an aerial saucer-assisted dance above the cloud line. After all, she'll be safe in our arms, literal and metaphorical. We would never let her fall.

A porpoise comes over and peers into the glass bubble.
Ursula seems entranced with it and follows it with her gaze as it swims around you.

You offer her some food off your fork since she's too busy to even touch her food.
She blushes at this and takes your offering.
"So, how was growing up with Erica?" you ask her now that you once again have her full attention.
"It was fun but could be difficult at times.... It was like having a a puppy that was a bit hard to control. And that puppy has an axe."
"Interesting." you say as you still feed her even as she protests mildly.
"She was loads of fun, and that I could not deny. Never a boring day with her around."

"I want to ask you. What if someone else wanted to join our thing?" she asks.

>>18310872
Yeah, kraus is with us tonight so we could do our cloud dance. He cold easily make the saucer big enough and keep it following us

>>18310879
We should take her diving with dolphins sometime

>>18310884
I'm thinking more like four little saucers that stay at a constant height but always under our feet. That way, we can literally dance, lifting our feet off of saucers, taking a step, and having the saucer move to catch your foot again. It would be about as close to dancing on thin air as we could get.

>>18310919
That works too

>>18310879
"I would let them, as long as you girls were okay with it. I know what it's like to be alone - I would never wish it on someone else. Until I'm stretched too thin or the girls I'm already with decide not to accept anyone, anyway. Why, do you think that someone is about to try to join?"

>>18310919
That sounds good, but only if tonight is a gibbous (waxing or waning, doesn't matter) or full moon. Silvery light and all.

>>18310879
As long as you and the others are fine with it I wouldn't have any problems. I wouldnt love any of you any more or less for it

rolled 70 = 70

>>18310879
The same thing as always, I reserve the right to propose an addition or veto one, but the decision is up to those who are already with me.

I'd never give up the happiness you all have brought me for just a chance at finding more with someone else.

>>18310879
"I wouldn't mind it, as long you, Erica, and Nanoha were to want it. I've been alone for so long, that I wouldn't wish that on someone else. Even if it means more girls forcing me into a dress."

Say the last part with a smile.

>>18310879
"Well, i'm not the one sharing their boyfriend, so your feelings on the matter are possibly even more important. Though, I know what it's like to be lonely, and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. If I knew them and genuinely liked them, i'd be happy to try and make it work."

>>18310959
>>18310972
>>18310971
These

>>18310986
Just what I was thinking.

>>18310872
>>18310919
My only concern with going up that high is the thin air and the cold.
Movies always seem to disregard that basic fact.

>>18310997
It's not the upper atmosphere, just above the cloud layer. It will be chilly, and a bit thin, but no moreso than the top of a small mountain.

>>18310997
Majaik we don't gotta explain shit

Or Kraus drags air up with us in a bubble of majaik so that we don't get too cold / asphyxiated

We really need to do a beach episode before we get through advanced training.
And show off our mad butlering skills and tame us a dolphin or whale... Or a shark!

>>18310714
Go off a tangent and start acting like tommy wiseau from the room!

>>18311017
Damn you for beating me to that.

>>18311040
I remember that was one of the ideas for our next break, with using the Gym to create an inter-dimensional beach resort, like maybe Zigama Beach.

We could probably look through Bureau controlled worlds for one that has nice beaches and is used as a resort world.

>>18311056
"I DID NOT SEDUCE HER. I DID NOT. IT WAS ALL A LIE. OH HAI SHARK."
And then a shark came up from the bottom of the diving bell and somehow dragged you off into the depths.

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BAD ACTING END.
[x]RELOAD.

>>18311061
Sorry Udz I am just too fast for you.

>>18311077
Yeah I brought it up when they were talking about party options.

I meant it to be we make a beach for a big party but a day at the beach + evening beach party would be cool

>>18311040

"I wouldn't mind it, as long you, Erica, and Nanoha were to want it. I've been alone for so long, that I wouldn't wish that on someone else." Then you add with a smile, "Even if it means more girls forcing me into a dress."
"Why did you have someone in mind?" you ask.
"Maybe..." she says without going further.

Dessert arrives.
It's gelato served in a large shell.

WAT NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18311103
>dat pic
>whyboner.gif
Make a sexist joke regarding gelato and females

>>18311087
Doesn't help that I was distracted. By something. Probably.

>>18311103
See if we can butlerize that dolphin from earlier.
A little flying dapper dolphin would kick ass

Seriously though enjoy our dessert and ask Erica what else she likes other than tinkering with gadgets, we know there must be something

>>18311103
Ursula has Perrine in mind and Erica has Hina in mind. Anyway. Time to feed each other. Then, once we're done, time to dance among the clouds.

>>18311103
Cuddle in to her side, hug her close and continue feeding her.

>>18311130
The twins bring it up tomorrow morning
After Hina and Perrinne break down the door for us leaving them hanging from the song

You pull Ursula around the bell to your side.the circular bench allows this easily.
The two of you spend some time feeding each other dessert.
As you were finishing it off, she says this.
"I think you broke Erica."
"What?"
"That frilly dress. It broke her."
"What do you mean?"
"She was too bubbly and sugary when we met up after class. It was looking at a blonde Sakura."
"I... I hope she was only messing with you." you can only tell her.

With the meal over, you signal the crew to bring you back up using the speaking tube.

You pay for the meal and head back out to dry land.

WAT NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18311177
Sky dancing, as suggested previously

>>18311177
Cloud dancing. It's time.

>>18311177
Oh god she is finding ways to screw with us through our revenge.

I find this terrifying and utterly hilarious

>>18311177
I believe we wanted to try dancing amongst the clouds.
Make sure that Kraus can generate a bubble of atmosphere and warmth for us.

>>18311177
Let's Dance.

>>18311177
"Ursula, have you ever wanted to dance on a cloud?"

>>18310879
>puppy with an axe
Now we need a drawing to give us Erica with her ears and tail out wielding an axe at something

>>18311205
The clouds aren't in the "no air or heat for your" range. That's way, way higher. It will be cold, yes, and the air will be as thin as if you, say, spent the last day hiking up a mountain. It won't be that extreme, though. This is well below the height at which skydivers jump.

That said, it will be cold enough that she'll want to stay close to us.

The two of you walk out to the park in silence enjoying the cool night air, and each other's company.

You summon an extra large saucer and help her aboard.
"Shall we dance?" asked her
"Sure."
Kraus replays the song you played earlier.

**ROLL FOR DANCAN SKILLZ**

>>18311238

rolled 46 = 46

>>18311238
To the sky!

rolled 19 = 19

Dance like the existence has never and will never before see

rolled 57 = 57

>>18311238
DANCE, MAGIC DANCE

>>18311246
>>18311238
dammit

>>18311230
Would Erica mashing potatoes with a stick grenade do?

rolled 54 = 54

>>18311254
It's dice+1d100.

rolled 49 = 49

>>18311238
Let us dance

rolled 92 = 92

>>18311238
I'll bet the Dice will hate us this time.

rolled 52 = 52

>>18311238
We can do eet!
>>18311254
"dice 1d100"

rolled 7 = 7

Yeah, we're going to trip and fall

rolled 31 = 31

Rolling.

rolled 2 = 2

>>18311238
Oh god we're going to fall aren't we?

rolled 77 = 77

>>18311258
I know, but I accidentally deleted the "dice" part last night and auto-fill is kind enough to leave it that way when I hit refresh without paying attention.

>>18311260

HA

rolled 52 = 52

>>18311257
While I do love Erica mashing potatoes with a potato masher it's just not quite the same.

That pic is actually the background on my iPad since it sans first posted in these threads though

>>18311267
>>18311273
>>18311250

STOP ROLLING FOOLS

And danced you did.
You danced to that song of the spring.
The music taking you higher and higher. Both literally and figuratively.

You reach the clouds and hover just enough above them to hide the saucer at your feet.
Kraus' majaik keeping you warm somehow.

The moon shines down on the two of you as you just move with the melody.
The stars shining bright, as if twinkling in time with the song.

As you continue dancing, she says
"This.. This is all too wonderful. Thank you Hayate."
"Thank you for this and everything."

>>18311314
No thank you for loving me, for giving me this chance

rolled 63 = 63

>>18311323
Then hold her close, and kiss her.

>>18311323
>>18311329
Both of these.

>>18311329
>>18311323
+1

"No, thank you for loving me, for giving me this chance."
She smiles at you.
You pull her close and kiss her.

The two of you melt into each other.
You lower the saucer to lose yourselves in the clouds.

After what seems like forever, you float back down to the ground.
You are holding each other and just staring into each other's eyes.

WAT NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18311395
Time to retire to our chambers, milady?

>>18311395
Time to walk home and make hot classy love to her until the small hours of the morning

>>18311422
This? This sounds like an excellent plan.

"Hey, let's head on home." you tell her as you take her arm.

The walk home was quiet yet not uncomfortable.
With each step you just savored each others warmth.
All too soon and you were back at the bureau.

The two of you walk up to your room, you open the door and lead her inside.

As you turn on the lights, you find.

**ROLL EM**
>goddammit i have too few ursula photos

rolled 80 = 80

Everyone snuggling together on the bed waiting for us :(

rolled 91 = 91

>>18311461
Are we supposed to pick something?

>>18311470
...looks like we ALREADY have a winner!

>urgiong littlejohn
NO CAPTCHA! WE DO NOT WANT A LITTLE JOHN!

rolled 32 = 32

>>18311461
Perrinne and Hina waiting

rolled 94 = 94

>>18311461
A Large magnum of Wine in a chiller bucket, and an XL box of Condoms on the bed.

rolled 78 = 78

>>18311461
We're alone?

>>18311470
I hope not.

rolled 37 = 37

>>18311470
This.
I have no good ideas, except Hina and Perrinne hat fucming on the bed

>>18311491
Hell yes.

rolled 28 = 28

>>18311491
Seconding this!

>>18311470
This was my hypothesis what would happen if low roll.
I'm glad it is not so.

rolled 65 = 65

>>18311491
Oh god thank you.

rolled 99 = 99

>>18311491
We are turning into something of an alcoholic already.
Hardly surprising given his past

>>18311523
That wasn't a roll for a sudden realization I meant that as supporting that idea

>>18311523
Good gods, it's true!

>>18311491
>>18311476
You find nothing.
No Erica. No frilly monster.
NOTHING.

She timidly leads you to the bed.
Each step painfully, yet deliciously slow.
As you embrace her she says, "I'm so happy I got in the wrong window that night. I love you."

You made love that night tenderly, sweetly.
For what seemed like an eternity, the two of your were one.

>>18311545
Awesome.

>>18311545

You are Katsura Hinagiku, a new trainee for the IDPKB
And you are sitting face to face with her.

You have no idea what their actual relationship is.
But something about it bothers you.
You just stare at her as she does you.

>>18311545
Nice.

>>18311592
>You just stare at her as she does you.
>as she does you.
>she does you.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

You are Perrinne Clostermann, a witch in the Bureau.
And you are sitting face to face with her.

You have no idea what their actual relationship is.
But something about it disturbs you.
She just stares at you as you do her.

>>18311612
>She just stares at you as you do her.

...wait, that wasn't a typo before?
WE ARE BEST SEXY MUSICIAN

>>18311592
>>18311612
>You just stare at her as she does you.
>She just stares at you as you do her.

>>18311592
>>18311612

...Proceed.

It's a couple of hours after midnight.
You hear the door open and close, you hear someone walk across the room.
It's Erica.

You get up off the bed and make your way to the couch.
"Hey, where are you going?" she asks you.
"Sleeping on the couch." you answer.
"You thought I was serious?"
"Yeah."
"Silly boy. You know I can't sleep without you." and she pushes you back in to bed.

>>18311630
>>18311628
what at i meant was.
She stares at you as you do the same to her.

>>18311658
Arrange ourselves between the twins, hold them close, go to sleep.

>>18311670

>>18311670
OH NO YOU DIDN'T

YOU CAN'T UNDO THESE PICTURES IN OUR HEADS

YOU CAN'T TAKE OUR HOPES

>>18311670

Stop ruining our fun, LG.

It's morning.
On either side of you are girls you truly and deeply adore.
Erica seems to be trying to break your right arm.
Ursula just snuggles into your side.
God is in his heaven, all's right in the world.

>>18311712
AND THEN THE OTHER SHOE DROPS

>>18311712
Oh god, this is where it all starts to go wrong.

>>18311712
Is it just me or has she only been violent in her sleep since the Shirou mission?

>>18311693
I didn't even see it like that till the correction.

Incoming door explosion in 5
Hina and Perrinne have been staring at each other all night and are coming to ask what is the other means to us

You are Sakamoto Mio, a liasons officer for witch/Bureau relations.
All of the meetings and paperwork for the day are done, and you are terribly bored.

WAT DO OH MAJOR?

rolled 75 = 75

>>18311739
TIME TO GO DRINKING AND PICK UP CHICKS

>>18311739
Find Hayate! He was fun and looked good as a girl so let's go get him and find something to do

>>18311739
Fund someone to have a drink with

>>18311750
you cant find hayate.
This takes place in the same timeframe as when you were just about to go on the date

>>18311752
That typo makes this post so much more hilarious.

rolled 37 = 37

>>18311739
>>18311754
Oh, alright.

Find one of the Hartmann's, get the story from one of the girls involved.

>>18311752

THIS.

Also her nose will soon find Ryu and the stock of booze.

>>18311750
Then drinks it is!
Maybe take Trude along she could use some time off from being so serious

>>18311757
I was gonna post to correct it, but now im not.

Pay someone to go drinking with us!

You want to go drinking.
You want to soothe your parched throat.
Unfortunately, the only bar you know off is in town.
And you don't have the patient to walk that far right now.
You head to your room in deep inside AdMin and grab a bottle of sake you brought along.
Only 54 left till you run out, you must find a supplier in this place soon.

Not even bothering with a cup, you open it and take a swig.
"KAAAAH~ That's the stuff." you say as you savor the liquid on it's way inside you.

You step back out into the quad bottle in hand.

WAT DO NAO OH MAJOR?

>>18311795
Go for a walk while drinking our sake.

rolled 49 = 49

>>18311795
>as you savor the liquid on it's way inside you.
Mio's a Kinky girl.

rolled 84 = 84

>>18311795
Let's go find someone who wants to share a drink and a good time.

rolled 15 = 15

>>18311795
Let's go find Trude, she could use a drink to unwind.

>>18311795

go poke around the bureau and see if you can find something/someone to stem the bordem

>>18311854
>>18311841

Okay, looks like we'll need two guys,and a keg.

>>18311812
You decide to go for a walk.
The winding paths of the Bureau take you where your feet want to go, your bottle getting lighter and lighter.

Soon enough you find yourself walking around a dome of pure white, quite lower than everything else there.

Behind it, you find Perrine and some girl, sitting at a table loaded with biscuits and a steaming pot.
They are just staring at each other.

WAT DO OH MAJOR?

>>18311888
Observe drunkenly for a while
Then walk over and make them drink with us

>>18311888

The major is slightly drunk.

Stuff them with Sake.

rolled 60 = 60

>>18311888
Go over there and make them keep us company as we drink.
Sake, ambrosia of the gods, will solve whatever ills those two girls have.

>>18311913
It certainly solved our problem of having nothing to drink

>>18311888
Join them. We now have drinking partners. Never mind that there wasn't a third chair before, there is now

You walk over to them
"Care to drink with me girls?" you ask them, your bottle sloshing around in your hand.
"Major, you're drinking again?" Perrinne asks.
"Yes. Yes, I am. And who might you be?" you ask the one with pink hair.
"I am Katsura Hinagiku, a trainee." she answers.
"Katsura, i am Sakamoto Mio. The hero of Japan!"
"I like you, you have a fire in your eyes. Come drink with me!"
"I do not drink Sakamoto-san. I will have to pass up on your offer."
"So formal. Just call me Mio. hahaha! Anyway, Why were you two just staring at each other like you were about to kiss and have angry hot sex?"
"W-we weren't!" Perrinne answers
"Y-yeah!" other other one says.
"Then what is your problem with each other? Let me guess. Is it a boy?"

**ROLL FOR EFFECT**

rolled 44 = 44

>>18311952
Tell the crazy drunken pirate witch your problems

rolled 64 = 64

>>18311952

lets see.

rolled 28 = 28

>>18311952
Ah, Mio. Always going straight to the heart of a problem.

rolled 34 = 34

>>18311952
Why do I suddenly have a bad feeling about this whole scenario...

rolled 79 = 79

>>18311952
PfftHahaha

It could have only been better "THE angry hot sex"

rolled 80 = 80

>>18311952
THE DICE WILL MAKE US FAIL!
...although I wonder if we can even "win" this...

rolled 64 = 64

>>18311952
You know angry hot sex does solve lots of problems

rolled 94 = 94

>>18311952
Does our self-loathing and fear of the impending disaster please you, /tg dice? What horrors will you visit upon Hayate and us now?

rolled 12 = 12

>>18311983
We can sure as shit try!

rolled 75 = 75

rollan

rolled 79 = 79

>>18311991
This is probably why Hina and Perrinne are about to break hayate's door down when we left him. They were also probably extremely drunk by this point because Sakabroto convinced them to have a few

Yknow, I do believe we're due a "NEXT TIME" about now

>>18312023
Stop that.

>>18312023
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh
He is listening for that

>>18312036
>>18312035
Not my fault I'm noticing the time.

No, wait, yes it is. Shit.

>>18311991
"N-No it's not!" the two of them say at the same time.
"hahaha! Your words lie but your hesitation shows the truth! Why down the two of you tell this onee-san over some nice sake."

You take a full mouthful of the stuff and jam the bottle in Perrine's mouth, you then take Hina's face in your hands and force her to drink from your lips.

A moment later, and the two lightweights are reeling.
"Ansh he ish living with dem! Can you belieb dat?! libing wid dem?! How shamelessh! I wonder iff dat beg ish ash big as dey make it out to be...."
"EET ISH BIG! all Fiive ofh ushh fitted in it wid no problemshhhh."
"Five offf youu? He hash moar womens?!"
"Yess! And d'you know waht I theenk? Heee's getteeng eben moar!"
"Suucchhh a shamleeesh man! he alredy hass me! da greatt Perreen Claustermang. hwy wooold he want moar?!"
"Nooo! He hash me! da Shtudent counshil preshident of Haakuoo. Katshura Heenagikoo!"

"You girls are fun. HAHAHA! Let me get more sake and we can discuss this subject even further."
You tell them as you quickly head back to your room to get more alchohol

>>18312084

are they going to drag us into a deserted room and take us forcefully?

>>18312084

Those light weights.

>>18312110
Nope this is why they come to destroy our door.
Sakabroto and her majaikal sake problem solving

>>18312084
Fukken glorious

>>18312110
>>18312120
Well, we survived the night without a destroyed door, so it can't be that.

More likely they passed out just as they got to our door and we find them sleeping on our doorstep when we go out to give Sousuke his daily bread.

NEXT TIME ON MSQ:
House of cards

New thread at 2200 4chan time.

>>18312120
We're gonna wake up with a pair of hung over ladies in our bed

>>18312131
Well we did leave on a rather open ended option there, I like your idea though

>>18312138
>House of cards
Oh god, it's the other shoe, isn't it? It's going to fall and destroy Hayate's fragile happiness, it's going to completely and utterly crush him, isn't it?

LET THE PARANOIA BEGIN!

>>18312158

we'll just have to super glue it won't we?

>>18312158
NOOOOOOPE
We are gonna sidestep it by being classy, elegant and damn irresistible so that the girls will agree

>>18312158
Shhhhh, it'll be okay. Well make it through it. Hopefully with both Hina and Perrine

This may be revisiting a clusterfuck, but in the last thread there was some talk (mostly shot down) of settting up event in Hayate's timeline. Which got me thinking about Grandpa, and saving him. But what if we were Grandpa, as a Futuyate in disguise?

>>18312237
NOPE WE WONT DO TRAUMATIZING SHIT.
LG SAID SO.

We will save grandpa right after he pushes us into the fire escape.
We will take him to the Bureau and refer him to Liberace in town.
Grandpa will sped the rest of his days tuning combat violins comfortably

>NEXT ROLL OF SHOPS
>GULLIVER'S REAL ESTATE.
>Houses/mansions/palaces in glass jars.
>Each jar is a pocket dimension we can jump into.

The real estate store is having a 50% deal.
We can get our swag palace on installment.

I meant what if we were the ones behind the more random good bits? The parts without which Hayate likely would have killed himself without?

>>18312511
The universe would have accounted for those.
Because if Hayate killed himself, how could the universe torture him more?

>>18312547
How indeed?

>>18312084
This is why we need Mio, she can help us sustain the Harem.

>>18312762
Resurrecting him like Christ, over and over again.

>>18313773
This isn't Excell Saga, though.

>>18313781
Are you absolutely certain? I mean with Sakura and all I just don't know anymore.

>>18313812
Well, I can't be ABSOLUTELY certain, but I'm fairly so.

>>18313824
So how do you think our field training will turn out? I assume something terrible will happen, and we will be stuck in somewhere for several years, hopefully with Souske, and if so I'm hoping for something like Space Siberia.

After we graduate, our girls will all get kidnapped and held for ransom.

We'll have to travel across the Meta, fighting our way through endless hordes of mooks to free them.

It'll either be a fantastic heartwarming reunion, or a horrible revenge our universe wreaks as we find that our girls no longer have that shining luster, they've been...

No, I won't say it.

>>18313924
I have no idea how the next game-day will turn out, never mind something that's weeks away.

>>18313997
I honestly have no idea what you're getting at, and I'm okay with that.