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    • File: 1331577419.jpg-(49 KB, 230x230, littlest necron.jpg)
    49 KB Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)14:36 No.18300506  
    Oh, look, it's Xeno, the tiniest necron!

    Hey there, little Xeno, what are you up to?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)14:38 No.18300514
    She's busy being dead, last I checked. Saged and reported for a shit thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)14:40 No.18300524
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    You don't remember?

    Well, maybe we can help you.

    Come on, everyone, help Xeno remember.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)14:41 No.18300534
    >>18300514

    >Reanimation protocol
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)14:41 No.18300535
    >>18300514
    > saged
    Unsaged. If you don't like it, hide it and ignore it.
    >> ThatSkeleton !POSHEEfQlU 03/12/12(Mon)14:43 No.18300549
    I don't know why but this is absolutely adorable...

    could be the migraine...could be the sleep madness.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)14:53 No.18300606
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    Still no idea?

    Must be a side effect of them reanimation protocols...
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)14:54 No.18300619
    >>18300549
    Certainly because Xeno is absolutely adorable.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)15:02 No.18300690
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    >>18300606
    She was on her way to make new friends with the barrel of an Astartes bolter.
    >> ThatSkeleton !POSHEEfQlU 03/12/12(Mon)15:03 No.18300699
    >>18300606
    attempt to locate other Necrons.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)15:10 No.18300765
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    Oh, no! Drone and your shiny wand both disappeared mysteriously!
    That's terrible!

    >>18300699
    Quick! Try to find other necrons, maybe they can help you...
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)15:16 No.18300824
    >>18300765
    Quick, Call Warrior-Kun
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)15:21 No.18300858
    >>18300765
    Call Fap-Tau, surley he can help.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)15:21 No.18300859
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    You know what that means, don't you?

    That's right, it's ADVENTURE TIME!

    >>18300824
    Better call your buddy Warrior-kun, he certainly knows a lot about other necrons.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)15:23 No.18300877
    ... happy xeno and un-emotive 'cron warriors is my ... fetish?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)15:26 No.18300901
    >>18300877
    Xeno is everyone's fetish
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)15:31 No.18300958
    >>18300901
    Xeno is Xeno's fetish?
    >> ThatSkeleton !POSHEEfQlU 03/12/12(Mon)15:31 No.18300964
    >>18300958
    autoerotic
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)15:37 No.18301014
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    Oh, he's already there!

    Looks like you're both going to have a lot of fun.

    I wish I could stay with you during your travel to the nearest tomb, but unfortunately, I have to go eat.

    See you soon, little Xeno!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)15:44 No.18301089
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    Oh god why is this thread so

    I cry now
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)15:49 No.18301141
    Emperor dies, is cast into the warp, wanders around a bit, finds a craftworld, kicks Khaine's ass, possesses an Avatar, Avatar of Emperor fuck yeah!

    10 Billion Eldar die, just to keep it grimdark.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)15:54 No.18301180
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    >>18301089
    Because Xeno.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)16:12 No.18301345
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    All right, I'm back.

    Gosh! That's a big tomb complex Warrior-kun found; Be careful, though, it doesn't seem to be a safe place....

    What do you think could be in there? Maybe Drone and your wand?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)16:14 No.18301362
    >>18301345
    the sign says keep out... lets go in anyways..... ADVENTURE!
    >> ThatSkeleton !POSHEEfQlU 03/12/12(Mon)16:17 No.18301380
    >>18301345
    Become the Drone, Fight lone Imperial Guardsman.
    >> James Joyce 03/12/12(Mon)16:19 No.18301409
    >>18301362
    It says KEEI UUT! silly.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)16:29 No.18301490
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    >>18301362
    You might as well go in. You've been through a lot of trouble to find Drone back, last time, it cannot possibly be worse.

    Oh, you've already entered the tomb! At this rate, you're soon going to be a real adventurer.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)16:30 No.18301498
    >>18301490
    cool, now that we're inside, lets see whats up ahead. Clearly whatever it is is freaking warrior-kun
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)16:35 No.18301530
    >>18301409
    whatever
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)16:46 No.18301626
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    It's Assholetep the Insufferable! And a good dozen warriors!

    He's holding some sort of cage, too... And Drone is inside!

    What an assho- sorry, Xeno, I mean: What an insufferable prick!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)16:48 No.18301647
    >>18301626
    Ask him to politely give us back drone and we can forget this ever happened
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)16:49 No.18301657
    >>18301626

    Have Warrior-kun nuke the ledge their standing on!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)16:50 No.18301665
    >>18301657
    but he doesn't have his gun
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)16:50 No.18301666
    Xeno, you have hooves of steel.

    Kick him in the dick.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)16:55 No.18301718
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    >>18301666
    >hooves of steel.
    Hooves of steel.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)17:02 No.18301795
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    >>18301666
    Go, Xeno, Just kick his-

    >>18301647
    You're right, he doesn't have one anymore, and it wouldn't be nice anyway. Let's keep that option for later.

    I hope you will manage to convince him to release Drone.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)17:07 No.18301845
    >>18301795

    .... sigh.
    >> ThatSkeleton !POSHEEfQlU 03/12/12(Mon)17:09 No.18301866
    >>18301795
    use all of you charm to guilt him for taking advantage of a sweet innocent necron like yourself
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)17:09 No.18301867
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>18301795
    I'm going to take this as a prompt to roll for speech, so rolling a 1d20. C'mon dice gods, don't forsaken Xeno!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)17:10 No.18301877
    >>18301795
    Wiggle your ass to distract the hornier warriors, have Warrior-kun do the same in case millions of years have turned them gay. Then throw a rock at Asshole.
    >> Foron 03/12/12(Mon)17:10 No.18301879
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>18301795

    "Please sir! Can I have my drone back?!"

    *Roll*

    Any extra points to my charisma?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)17:14 No.18301923
    rolled 16 = 16

    >>18301795

    "YOU SIR, ARE A CAD AND A SCOUNDREL! RELEASE THAT POOR DRONE AT ONCE!"
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)17:17 No.18301947
    >>18301877
    Substitue "throw a rock at him" with "bean him in the head with a rock" and we're good.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)17:18 No.18301961
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    >>18301867
    >>18301879
    Your attempt at diplomacy amused him, but it looks like Assholetep is really an asshole!

    Did you hear that, Xeno? He lured Drone in here with his interstitial canoptek network, in order to lure you in here, in order to keep you both in his private collection, in order to piss off Trazyn!

    Quick, little Xeno, roll a D20. High is good.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)17:19 No.18301970
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    rolled 13 = 13

    >>18301961
    Roll to wiggle as- Um, seduce.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)17:20 No.18301976
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>18301961

    I fully expect a 1.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)17:21 No.18301990
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>18301970
    This.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)17:21 No.18301992
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>18301961
    Run xenon run! Run like the wind!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)17:22 No.18301999
    rolled 17 = 17

    Well, we're fucked. Quite probably literally.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)17:28 No.18302045
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    >>18301999
    >>18301970
    >>18301990
    Hurray! It seems that your improvised diversion gave Drone the time to free himself from the cage!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)17:29 No.18302053
    rolled 14 = 14

    >>18302045
    >chooses to wiggle ass
    >zooms in on Drone
    Oh you glorious fucking drawfag.
    >> ThatSkeleton !POSHEEfQlU 03/12/12(Mon)17:33 No.18302094
    >>18302045
    Be the Drone, get hugged by Xeno, than be Xeno and get the fuck outta there
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)17:35 No.18302109
    rolled 9 = 9

    Now Drone! Attack his life life points directly!
    >> Foron 03/12/12(Mon)17:38 No.18302139
    >>18302045

    Lets get the buzz out of here!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)17:51 No.18302291
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    >>18302094
    >>18302139
    Good job, Xeno, you managed to find Drone!

    Time to bail out!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)17:58 No.18302356
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    Oh, no! the entrance gate is closed!

    Quick, Xeno! Left or right? Don't forget to roll a D20!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)17:59 No.18302371
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>18302356
    LEFT!... NO WAIT RIGHT!
    >> Foron 03/12/12(Mon)17:59 No.18302378
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>18302356

    When in doubt, go left!
    >> Foron 03/12/12(Mon)18:02 No.18302406
    >>18302371
    >>18302378

    Fack, it's not looking good, if somebody rolls a one, we crash into the door.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)18:03 No.18302417
    >>18302356
    Go up! Jump, little 'cron! Let the wings of drone carry you away! and the warrior too!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)18:04 No.18302421
    rolled 14 = 14

    I reject these options; instead, I choose something different. I choose something impossible.

    I choose.

    UP.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)18:04 No.18302427
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>18302417
    DERP roll'd.
    >> Moneybags 03/12/12(Mon)18:04 No.18302430
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    rolled 4 = 4

    >>18302406
    I WILL TAKE IT UPON MYSELF TO ROLL THE ONE.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)18:08 No.18302470
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    rolled 3 = 3

    >>18302421
    I swear to god...
    >> Foron 03/12/12(Mon)18:10 No.18302487
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    Oh fuck...
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)18:12 No.18302498
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>18302421

    Wanting and not expecting a 20.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)18:12 No.18302510
    >>18302498

    AND I WAS COMPLETELY UNSURPRISED.
    >> Funky Solar/Marine 03/12/12(Mon)18:13 No.18302513
    >>18302498
    >>18302470
    >>18302430
    >>18302421
    my fucking sides
    >> Foron 03/12/12(Mon)18:13 No.18302515
    >>18302498

    I hope you are happy, you killed Xeno, if not, launched her into space.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)18:13 No.18302524
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    >>18302371
    >>18302378
    >>18302406
    >>18302430
    >>18302427
    >>18302417
    >>18302421

    Yeah, that's right, I forgot you still had trouble telling left from right.
    Upwards! Yeah, now, that's my Xeno!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)18:15 No.18302548
    >>18302524

    two things.

    ..... xeno butt.

    also, xeno has got some seriously flying power.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)18:17 No.18302559
    >>18302548
    Drone is helping her
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)18:17 No.18302561
    >>18302430

    I just got an explosion of nostalgia just now.

    What game is that from?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)18:17 No.18302563
    rolled 8 = 8

    Shake your rapidly absconding ass at Assholetep.
    >> Moneybags 03/12/12(Mon)18:19 No.18302588
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    >>18302561
    I can tell you that, friend.

    For 400 Gems.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)18:21 No.18302610
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    That's all for tonight, guys, I hadn't expected this, so, I'm gonna have to come up with something new for her to find. Maybe I'll be back tomorrow morning.

    Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)18:21 No.18302614
    >>18302588
    Fffffuck him.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)18:21 No.18302615
    >>18302561

    Spyro.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)18:22 No.18302625
    >>18300506

    Xeno is almost as adorable as Noh.

    Why does she remind me of Noh...?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)18:23 No.18302632
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>18302610

    Thank ye, good sir. Sorry for derailing with my vertical shenanigans.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)18:23 No.18302642
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    >>18302625

    xeno is an insufferable bitch
    >> Foron 03/12/12(Mon)18:24 No.18302648
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    >>18302610

    Indeed I did, and I'll await for part 2.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)18:24 No.18302654
    >>18302642
    You just jelly because she scores more than you without even knowing what it means.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)18:25 No.18302662
    >>18302625
    Xenoh?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)18:28 No.18302695
    >>18302642
    Oh come on, she didn't know those candies were soulstones!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)18:31 No.18302738
    >>18302662

    I think the universe would divide by zero if you crossed Noh with Xeno....

    ...too much moe
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)18:37 No.18302798
    anyone want to archive this thread?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)18:38 No.18302811
    >>18302798
    I'll do it.

    Under which name?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)18:40 No.18302826
    >>18302811

    Why not call it Xeno Adventure Part: whatever
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)18:44 No.18302872
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18300506/
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)18:54 No.18302973
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    >>18302662
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)19:21 No.18303212
    >>18302973
    God-Emperor, how horrifying!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)19:43 No.18303415
    Fuck me, I hop on, and it's already over. I wanted to participate just once.

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