This isn't showing up on NEET.
Ah well onwards and upwards

You walk out of the Medical wing not quite sure of what to do.

You could either have lunch with your girls.
You could get that picnic started.
Or you could meet those dolls Jun was talking about.

CONTINUE THE VOYAGES OF THE HMS SWAGTANIC!

>>18285491
Meet the dolls. The picnic we can do easily enough

>>18285491
Meet the Dolls, we can introduce Kraus to them and then run the picnic afterwards.

meet the dolls.
Lets score Kraus some twins

>>18285491
>>18285502

Introduce Kraus to the twins. Leave him there to 'socialize' and go do the picnic thing.

That reminds me, we need to ask Kraus if he can assume a human form. We've seen two devices do that, and I think we'd want to know.

>>18285494
Not if Kraus is fucking the lot of them, we can't.

>>18285492

Aye Sir!

If you need me I'll be sleepin at me post, or making snide comments.

>>18285516

Have him make the food, pack the food in a picnic basket.

Then leave him to socialize while we go on a picnic.

>meet the dolls

Since you don't know if the girls are back yet from their morning activities, and since the sun was too high for a decent picnic; you decide to meet those dolls Jun was talking about.

'Hey Jun," you call out to him mentally "Maybe we could have lunch? And maybe I could meet those twins."
"Sure," he tells you, "is it okay if we did it in your room? Mine's kind of a mess."
"No problem man." you tell him as you make your way to the dorms

---------------------------

In your room, you ask Kraus to set up for company.
He turns the large space into a fine drawing room.
With a tea trolly waiting to service the guests.

You call Jun over
'Hey man, I'm ready on my end'
'Sure, we're headed there.'

>>18285565
While we wait for him to arrive Mentilate to Madoka to get her to send the video of Sakura over.
We never did end up seeing it and it could be good research for dimensional jumping without equipment

>>18285565
If we leave him in their company we'll have to whip up a picnic basket. We hopefully won't need him while we're out.

Jun walks in carrying Shinku, behind them are two other dolls floating in the air.

One wears blue boyish clothes, her hair cut short and topped off with a small cute hat.
The other one wears a green dress with long brown hair that reaches her feet.
They both had heterochromatic eyes of red and green, switched sides between them.

Jun does the introductions.
"This is Souseiseki and Suiseiseki." he motions to the blue and green dolls in turn.
"This is Hayate, our teammate."

"I'm glad to meet you," you say "I've heard great things from Jun about you."
"I'm sure this puny human was just talking behind our backs!" the green one said.

You Invite all of them to sit down and begin service.

>>18285601
He could probably conjure things to us but we did have troubles while he was away from us in the SWD

goddamnit im to drunk to read, must sleep an hour earlier and i could hace oh welll see you tomorrow i guess and wtf is up with the moving the quest to the last page and off so soon
wtf how do i still type capthcha right

>>18285612
He cant summon food or anything away from you. You need him to channel your majaik.
Without him itll be like trying to read a newspaper with your eyeglasses at home.

>>18285646
K figured it may be that way

With everyone seated, you take out Ted and J to join in.
Ted sits in one of the chairs as Jakob, in Laplace mode helps you.

As you serve your friends tea, you begin with the chitchat.
TALK TO WHO?
[ ]desu
[ ]boku
[ ]shinku
[ ]jun
[ ]ted

>>18285675
Desu, get to know one of the newcomers.

>>18285675

Desu

Also, hows the tooth now, man? Have you seen a doctor?

>>18285675
Boku
Ask her what they have been up to and how they got to the bureau

>>18285675
Did you get a good choppa in exchange?

>Desu.
You walk up to the fierce green clothed doll.
[the fierier ones almost always get your attention]

"Hi there, Suisuisuisui." you tell her as you pour some tea, "if you don't mind me asking how did you get here?"
"My name is Suiseiseki, not Suisuisuisui! We got here by following that puny humans aura."
"And you came here without using the Stargate?"
"Whats that? Well whatever it is, we don't need it. We daughters of Rozen can do many amazing things."
"I see... And I heard you were looking for a medium?"
"I WASNT! I DONT NEED ONE!" she tells you vehemently.
"Yes you do." the blue one says from the seat besides her.

>>18285686
the tooth is well... the tooth is on my roof.
didnt see a doc, i don't think i need to.
It was pretty much an accidental self extraction
Just means another tooth to add to my dentures

>>18285732
Well what qualities are you looking for in the medium you don't want?

>>18285732

Do at least go for a check up. Depending on how hard you hit it, you might have left fragments of tooth bone in there. (Mine had)

And theres also the risk of infection and other rubbish.

>>18285732
"What does a medium mean to you?" Directed at Boku.

You turn to the blue clothed doll.
"Miss Souseiseki," you start to tell her
"WHY CAN YOU GET HER NAME RIGHT BUT NOT MINE?!" the green one yells.
"Miss Souseiseki," you continue "What qualities would you be looking for in a medium?"
"Anyone could be a medium really," she tells you "As long as they could supply us with mana, and they would seal the contract with us, they could be a medium"
"So you draw majaiks from your medium?"
"Yes, without a medium we would eventually stop functioning. Right now, Shinku and Jun are temporarily supplying us with mana. But this can't go on forever."

>>18285779

LG, OOC, when is Perrine due to arrive?

>>18285779
I understand that the only technical requirement is a supply of mana, but I somehow doubt that you'd be happy with any random person. What are you looking for personally in a contractor?

rolled 97 = 97

>>18285783
IDK, lemme roll

>>18285807

LOL. Shes right outside our door.

>>18285779
>leeching mana
>NOPE

I hope we don't suggest that we become medium.
Although it would be funny if Erica and Ursula become their mediums

>>18285807
Shit.

>>18285779
Turn to Jun. "So, you're supporting Shinki, Souseiseki, and Suisuisuisui? How taxing is that on your Majaik?"

""Well, what personal qualities are you looking for in a contractor?" you ask her.
"if anyone could be a contractor, I'm sure you'd have some preferences."
She thinks about this for a moment.
"I... I'm not sure exactly, all of my former mediums were pretty much random. They often just found me sleeping in my case, and wound me." she says.
"MY MEDIUM SHOULD BE COOL! AND STRONG! AND BUY ME SWEETS!" the green one says from beside her sister.


>>18285807
SOON

>>18285817
Erica and Desu = fighting all day erry day, except when it is important then they are a good team.

Ursula and Boku = helpful and quiet beyond all means

>>18285831
This.
>>18285821

>>18285833

Nah Suiseiseki with Perrine for the fireworks

And Hina with Souseiseki

>>18285831
Tell them that you'll keep an eye open to see if you can find someone they would like.

>>18285844
That works too but people mentioned the twins.
It basically equates to the same thing anyway

>>18285821
You turn to Jun,
"Wait, you're supporting three dolls? How taxing is that on your majaik reserves?"
"Well... If they just sit around all day, not very. But if they use their abilities a lot, then I often end up quite tired."
"We are sorry." The blue one apologizes.
"And this is why I told you to go home." Shinku says from behind her cup. "You should find a medium back on our own dimension."
"NO! IT'S BORING THERE!" the green one says.
"I will try and convince Suiseiseki." Souseiseki says.

WAT NAO?

>>18285855
I am sure there are plenty of people who could be your medium in this dimension

> suggest Shirou for Suisuisuisui. Maximum over troll

>>18285855
I'm sure two lovely and polite dolls such as yourself could find a medium here. Why don't you come visit my and Jun's class sometime ask some of them, I'm sure you'll find someone you like.

>>18285855
Suggest Erica and Ursula as mediums (If only temporarily). Invite the puppets to a picnic sometime to meet with everyone, and see if you can influence them to choose Erica and Ursula.

>>18285880
They need a contract for that which iirc is until death

>>18285779 See
>>18285888
>Right now, Shinku and Jun are temporarily supplying us with mana.

>>18285897
I thought that was possible because he had an existing contract with shinku

>>18285873
"I'm sure a lovely and polite doll such as yourself could find a medium here." you tell Souseiseki, then you turn to the green one "And if you're lucky, maybe you too."
This results with her throwing a scone your way, you deftly catch it though.
"Why don't you come visit my and Jun's class sometime ask some of them, I'm sure you'll find someone you like."
"We will try and take your advice." Souseiseki replies.
"I would also be glad to try and find you suitable candidates." you tell her with a bow.

'HEY DUDE. HEY, FUCKING HEY.' Kraus calls for you mentally.

>>18285908
>'HEY DUDE. HEY, FUCKING HEY.' Kraus calls for you mentally.
"Yeah?"

>>18285903
yeah, Shinku is acting like a router for mana.
she did that in the show too for Hina ichigo.

>If it were up to me I'd give Ursula or Erica, Boku
>And give Hina, Desu

>>18285908
Oh god, he has turned into a foul mouthed Navi

Introduce our classy motherfucker of a tea set and tell him to throw together the picnic basket for later

>>18285918
Give it to Ursula, it would be mean to give Boku to Erica

And Hina + Desu can only be amusing

>>18285908
Hey man, if you want to continue having a tea party with these ladies that's cool, just throw together a picnic basket and I'll see you later.

Suisuisuisuisuisui to Amazon?

>>18285908
Introduce Kraus to the two new dolls, advise Kraus to be polite (as much as he can) to Souseiseki, while giving Suisuisuisuisuisuisuisuisuisuisuisuisuisuisuisui the talking to (and perhaps hate-fucking later on) she needs.

>>18285946
That would be amusing.
Could see her wondering why she keeps the talky little doll around though

>>18285908
'Yeah?'
'TWINS MAN! FUCKING TWINS!'
'I can see that."
'NO YOU CHUCKLEFUCK! YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!'
'What?' you try and sound innocent.
'IF I FUCKING PLAY MY CARDS RIGHT, YOU WONT BE THE ONLY ONE WITH TWINS.'
'I see, I wonder how Frau, or Shinku would take that.'
'I CAN MAKE THEM COME... AROUND.'
'Want me to set you up?'
'NO YOU COCKGOBBLER, YOU'D JUST MESS IT UP. LEAVE IT TO ME.'
'Want some time with them?'
'YEAH MICRODICK.'

>>18285918
>Hina, Desu
That's my choice for her.
As for Boku, I dunno. Yuki maybe?
Also, if Kirakishou shows up she HAS to go to Sousuke. She's just crazy enough to take his hyper-preparedness completely seriously.

>>18285993
Now then.
How do we wingman this successfully?

>>18286001
Yuki and Boku.
This pleases me. Although honestly Yuki would probably be even quieter and use Boku to keep people away

>>18285993
Ok the only big question is whether to take Jun and Shinku out of the equation. I think that we should just give Kraus and the Twins some time alone. Say that we have an engagement and wink at Jun asking if he remembered the important thing he had to do while winking and glancing at Kraus. Before we leave make a picnic basket and be on our merry way.

>>18285993
>'NO YOU COCKGOBBLER, YOU'D JUST MESS IT UP.
'Yeah, like I did with Gai and Maggie, right? Calm the fuck down, let me use my swag and you'll be pouring your hot brew over twins as well.'
Arc up a bit to his ribbing.

'Hey Jun.'
'yeah?' he asks
'Why don;t we get out of here and leave them to themselves for awhile? Maybe Kraus and Shinku can talk to them and help them with this medium business.'
'That'd help a lot actually.'

'Kraus, I got you your time. I'm gonna need a favor though.'
'WHAT DO YOU NEED YOU FUCKING ASSDICK?'
'Can you pack me a basket for the picnic with the girls?'
'HOW GIRLY DO YOU NEED IT?'
'Mega Diabeetus levels of girly.'
'YOU GOT IT.' he says as a basket materializes by your feet.
'Hey, be polite to Souseiseki, okay? I don;t think being too brash would sit right with her.'
'LEAVE IT TO ME YOU BALL-LICKER. I KNOW WHAT THE LADIES WANT.'

"Hey Jun. Why don't we check out the Library, and let the guys here enjoy themselves?" you tell him
"Sure" he answers.
"I too shall be joining you, chaps." Ted says as he gets up off his seat.

You turn to the dolls.
"My ladies, I shall leave Jakob and Kraus here to entertain you. We have other business to attend to."


You, Ted and Jun leave the room.
You ponder what to do next.


Time is around 13:00
WAT DO?

>>18286026
We can either do the picnic or another suggestion is to advance the Yuki route by going to the library, we may not have Kraus but I think we can have all the stuff necessary for a proper cup of tea in our folio.

>>18286026
Go see Yuki, have some tea then onto the picnic

>>18286036
1pm Isnt exactly picnic time.
sun would still be too hot outside.
Best to do it at around 3pm

>>18286026
Are we really leaving Jakob there?
'U-um, sir? Must I have to be here?'
'What's the matter, J? They aren't actually moving around are they?'
'Well... No, but I can hear the event transpirint through the mental link-'
'YEAH! TAKE IT YOU BITCH! HEY YOU, HELP ME TIE UP YOUR SISTER!'
'My word! This is not on at all!'

>>18286026
>Library
To the bookarium!
Also, why leave J?

Poor J, having to witness such an event...

The three of you head to the library, even if it was just a pretense for getting out of the room.
'Hey J, once laplace mode runs out, come join us here.' you tell your familiar. 'I'm sure Kraus can handle all three of them then.'
'Of course sir.' he answers.

Once in the library, Jun heads towards the artificing section, and ted goes off to the historical section.
You think of where to go.

WHERE GO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18286087
did we come here to meet Yuki?
Is that wise?

>>18286090
We didn't, at least consciously.

rolled 95 = 95

>>18286087

Look for books

The Idiots Guide to Combat Applications of Reinforced Violins

>>18286087
Where we found Yuki sitting before.
Maybe Mentilate to her we came to see her for tea

>>18286087
Wait. I just had brilliant idea.
Romance novel, make Erica carry it. Maybe even get her to read it.

>>18286087
A book on dwarfish machinery and legends concerning their watches. Also see if we can't find Yuki, look where she was last time.

>>18286095
we haven't even started reading the other books we took

>>18286090
Of course.

Our swag was thrown of, as it was applying itself as it would to the Director. Now, it has had time to figure out how to draw in the shy, introverted Yuki.

Our swag brought us here, subconsciously armed with the perfect words to sway Yuki, if we always make sure to listen to our inner Swag.

>>18286114

I think we might need this on how to properly use our violin in combat.

Then we need to get in some practice/sim time.

Let's go find Yuki.
Apologize to her in person this time.
AND DONT GO STALKING HER THROUGH THE HALLS NOW

>>18286087
Where go?
LET US PURSUE LU BU!

>catch up on the last bit of last thread and this one
I should point out we're spending next Sunday in the woods with Souske. We need to see if we can cram in that session with Shinji on Friday or Saturday. Damn scheduling conflicts.

>>18286171
Already done
>>18285478

You decide to check up on Yuki and apologize to her in person.
You check the alcove where you first saw her but whe wasnt there.
You reach out to her.
'Hey Yuki.'
'H-hi.' She answers after a moment of silence.
'I'm at the library right now. Maybe you'd like to have some tea?'
silence.

**ROLL EM**

rolled 98 = 98

>>18286190
I hope our Swag works this time.

rolled 50 = 50

>>18286190
number 1, here I come!

rolled 95 = 95

>>18286190

here we go

rolled 89 = 89

>>18286190
Please be nice to the shy girl, oh dice gods.

>>18286183
Ah, ok. I skipped OP because it's usually just a recap.

rolled 88 = 88

>>18286190
Diceplomacy?

rolled 43 = 43

>>18286190
Rolling for Lu Bu Confrontation.

>>18286190
Rolling.

>>18286194
>>18286195
>>18286197
>>18286198
>>18286200
Whoa.
>Catpcha: fapple trees
NO CAPTCHA NO THAT'S FAR TOO LEWD

Wasn't we supposed to go picnic with Sakura and party today with the picnic basket and all?

>>18286211
We're doing that soon. 2~3 PM ish.

>>18286211
We are, it's about 1:00, maybe 1:30 in the afternoon, we're aiming for a picnic and like 3 or so so it's still nice and sunny out but we don't have the hot sun beating down on us.

>>18286210
I'm starting to think that maybe our resident dice god is Kraus.

>>18286221
But he's preoccupied with fucking the twins-
Wait.
WAIT.
Is his scoring with the twins affecting our dice?
We must get our TeaBro more bitches!

>>18286232
I think he's just in a good mood because of it. We just need to make sure he gets to spend plenty of time with the bitches he has. I mean his harem is about to be bigger than ours.

>>18286200
>>18286198
>>18286197
>>18286194
'S-sure.' she tells you. 'I'm on the patio. the door at the east side leads there.'
You find the door as she instructed and find her sitting at a small table with a stack of books in front of her.
"Hi." you tell her as you approach "You're not gonna run this time right?"
"N-no." she answers trying to hide behind a book. "I was surprised last time."
"And for that I'm sorry.'
You place the basket on the ground and pull out a thermos of tea and some biscuits.
As you serve her, you start to make small talk.

WAT SAY OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18286242
"What books have you been losing yourself in recently?" A little small talk to try and reveal more about her.

>>18286242
Ask what her favorite book is and what she's been reading lately, if she has any hobbies other than reading in the library. Don't bring up her being an aspect of the director, try to get to know her as herself.

>>18286242
So what are you reading now? The book from the other day was the little prince I believe but it seems you are already onto another one

fell asleep at my post.
glad to see you didn't die of bloodloss or trauma or whatever LG.

>>18286253
I like this one the most so far. We need to see if she does anything else besides read all day every day.

>>18286254
"So, what're you reading now?"
She shows you the cover, on it you read ' The Adventures of Pinocchio'
"Pinocchio huh? Cool choice. I hear you've been hanging out with Ted and J, thanks for keeping them company."
"No, not at all. I like them and I like reading with them."
"I've seen you coming here a lot lately, why? What books do you like?"

WAT SAY OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18286306
"Well, I haven't had the time to read anything with stories, since I've been trying to study some stuff... Speaking of which, would you happen to have any suggestions, regarding the matter?"

>>18286306
Do you have any other hobbies, I never see you anywhere else?

>>18286306
"Books that teach me how to do things. Things are very different here from where I came from, so I like to learn as many useful things as I can."

>Pinocchio
>Little Prince
one wants to be a real little boy
the other is a little boy that knows he has to go away soon.
>daawwww

>>18286306
"Most recently I've been reading books to supplement my Alchemy training with Mr. Ryuu. I haven't had a lot of time for reading for pleasure recently."

>>18286306

"Not too much time to read for fun, unfortunately.

Lately I've been doing more reading on potions and alchemy, though when I do, I prefer the non-fictional books."


It stands to reason that a severely depressed Hayate would not enjoy fantasy. Since its a story and fantasies don't come true. So he sticks to whats real.

PTSD mode GO.

>>18286306
"Well, I've always preferred making my own story, so to speak. I usually only get books to study with. Do you have anything else you like to do, or anything you want to do?"

>>18286325
more likely he'd read fantasy in order to escape reality

>>18286306
Mostly I am reading alchemy books because I like making potions.

I never really read much when I was a kid, I was too busy working.

Leave it at that

>>18286325
I think that, in general, reading has always been a practical thing for us. Especially after the incident with the old man and the violin, we're afraid to have a hobby that's just, "for fun"

We should have a PTSD moment over the one book we had as a kid. It told a story about a boy and his friends going on an adventure. We read it endlessly because we wished it could be us. And then one day our parents used it to start a fire p

"Most recently I've been reading books to supplement my Alchemy training. I haven't had a lot of time for reading for pleasure recently." you tell her.
"B-but isn't reading itself pleasurable?"
"T-the feel of the book in your hands, the smell of paper, the rustling of each page as you turn it."
"When you put it that way, I guess it is pleasurable to read." you say with a smile. "Do you have any other hobbies other than reading?"
"N-no, I like reading. I don't like physical excercises too much. I'ts like I thrive on information."

>>18286365
>>18286325
it's a bit early to be laying the PTSD on Yuki.

>>18286367
Ask for suggestions on reading material

>>18286369
Agreed. She's too skittish to risk a freakout in front of her yet.

I'd give her the Ryuu lesson at this point. Reading is good and fun, but experience is also information.

>>18286367
"When you put it that way, it seems quite calming. It sounds nice." Smile to her, then ask "What stories would you recommend? You seem to be quite the expert on books."

>>18286367
"All the information in those books are from other people, attempting to explain the amazing events they've experienced, or thought up. Reading them is all very well, but perhaps you would like to make some of your own some time?" Invite her to the picnic, or something. Get her experiencing life, not books explaining how great life can be.

>>18286367

But then, some things just cannot be conveyed through reading alone.

I'm sure you've read about flying? How those the book write about it? I can take my saucer up into the sky and the feel of the wind against my face, the heat of the sun on my skin; words alone would not suffice.

Sometimes, one needs to go out and experience the things in the books for themselves."

>>18286367
Information is good, but you might want to go out and actually experience some of the stuff you read about, but I'm glad you've found something you love.

>>18286375
"Do you stay here all the time?" you ask her.
"Y-yes."
"Don't you go out to town or maybe just around the quad?"
"N-no."
"Don't you go to classes?"
"T-they havent assigned me to one yet."
"Hey, how about this? maybe sometime i could take you around the campus and out to town? Maybe a little tour. Reading is good, but nothing beats experience, and I want you to experience the town at the very least."

**ROLL EM**

rolled 87 = 87

>>18286422

Rollin!

rolled 31 = 31

>>18286422
Oh god, here comes the arm

rolled 36 = 36

>>18286422
Don't fail now.

rolled 81 = 81

>>18286422
I'm praying and making sacrifices so hard right now.

rolled 80 = 80

>>18286422
"I CAN SHOW YOU THE WOOOORLD"

rolled 7 = 7

>>18286422
Ohgodwhat

rolled 100 = 100

>>18286422
Rolling.

>>18286435
YES!

rolled 29 = 29

The number of love interest hayate has is starting to get ridiculously huge.

We need to run up against a stop line soon.

>>18286435
I think it's time to cue up some Alladin right now.
A WHOLE NEW WOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD~~~~~~~

>>18286435
we are most persuasive butler.

>>18286439
There is no stop line, Hayate is like Thulsa Doom, all bitches belong to him. Even if they do not know it

>>18286439
Pfft, we don't even have shit on Tenchi yet, and most harem comedies have at least as many as we're currently working on. This is nothing. We signed up for ALL the bitches.

>>18286439
You see there is a theoretical point where we no longer have enough time to spend quality time with each of our ladies, but this can be bypassed through a number of factors, sufficient swag, time travel and other members of the harem supporting and entertaining the rest. With proper planning and the right members it can reach incredibly large numbers.

>>18286435
Come on LG, write us up some awesome.

>>18286435
>great rolls when kraus is having creepy mental doll sex
>happened too when he did shinku

"S-sure. I'd like that." she answers you with a small blush.
"When would you like to go?" you ask her.
"I will need to clear it with my handler, the Director." she answers.
"Okay, tell me when you want to go, and I'll show you around."

The two of you sit in comfortable silence for a few moments.
"Hey," you ask her. "can you recommend me something to read?"
"S-sure." she says as she stands up and leads you inside the library.

"Would you like another alchemy book?" she asks.
"Nah, I checked out a new one just yesterday. Maybe something to entertain myself with."

She leads you down an aisle that seemed mostly classic literature.
"T-this is good." she says as she hands you Cyrano De Bergerac.
"T-this too." Don Quixote
And then she hands you a thicker book that said 'Selected works of Shakespeare'
"I-i like that one the most."

>>18286494
>Shakespeare
And now we have to start throwing random quotes during battle.

>>18286494
>Cyrano
>Shakespeare

Time to get our poetry on. Swag factor multiplied by eloquence.

>>18286494
Nice, we're going to have to class up some due to this new literature. Given the time we should bid her farewell, say we'd love to see her again and set up the picnic.

>>18286494
We had better get a mental flash from kraus during the creepy TWIN doll mental sex

Thank her for the books and say we are good to show her around whenever she and the director feel like

>>18286494
"Thank you. I never had much time for formal education back in my Dimension, so I've always been a little lacking when it comes to the Classics."

>>18286494
Jesus that's a heavy pile to work with, and we need to do it in a reasonable timeframe. I guess we can put all those unnamed minutes in the can to work for us. Also, if the dice did this before, we REALLY need to make sure Kraus gets laid more often. Wait. WE CAN USE THE TWINS'S OLD ROOM FOR DEVICE SWAG PALACE! They don't need it anymore.

>>18286538
It might get reassigned but if not then sure

>>18286538
isnt that heavy of a pile.
Well, maybe don quixote is kinda long.

>>18286544
It will eventually, but there's time before the new class comes in. By then we'll have hopefully set up the superior room version we planned before.

>>18286550
By then hopefully we will have our swag palace underway

>>18286494
Ask her if she ever fantasized about being in her own story.

>>18286554
Exactly, and we'll have room for him to have his own place in there. Hopefully, the Doc will be back in a week or 2 so we can do that.

>>18286549
Right then. We should probably check out the books, chat a little bit more with Yuki, then thank her for the book recommendations and the conversation, then go and get Sakura, Nanoha, and Madoka, and get the picnic ready.

>>18286566
Who knows. His sign said he'd be back in 2 years, but with the Doctor, that's kind of useless.

>>18286569
Mentilate them when we have it ready.
While we are at it get that damn video from Nanoha or Madoka , we need to show that to the twins

>>18286571
Yea, that could be 2 years of his time for all we know. He could be back tomorrow.

>>18286494
As you the two of you walk around some more in the library, you ask her.
"Have you ever fantasized of yourself being in a story?"
She shakes her head. "N-no. I think of myself as more of an observer than a main character. I'm content with being the one reading the story."
"Really? not even once?" you ask her again.
"W-well... i think I once dreamed of being in a fairytale. The one's where a prince rescued a princess. I don't remember much of it though."
"Ah. I see..."

As you walk back to the veranda, someone stops you.

>>18286578
Or it could be the equivalent of a back in 15 minutes for him.

Just gonna be when LG wants to let us see him again.. Or the dice gods let us

>>18286593
I wonder who it could be.

Another instructor come to see if we're bother Yuki?

>>18286593
Hmmm
Perrinne?
FUCKING SHIROU?
Director Nagato?

>>18286595
He'll be there when LG wants us to get more parts for the Cassiopeia as he is our route to following up on the lead we've found.

>>18286595
Well, we've had 2 Frank encounters checking to see if he's back. It's probably a good idea to just wait until Mike tells us that the Doc's looking for us again.

>>18286612
Yeah but Frank encounters are actually pretty funny.
Like Shinji and his terror driven land speed record run way earlier

The Director could be fun. Let it be her, please.

>>18286593
It was the Director.
"We must talk." she tells Yuki.
"Y-yes ma'am"
"Follow me." the Director says as she leads her away.
"I-I'll see you next time Hayate." Yuki tells you as she walks behind the Director.
"Yeah. Thanks for these books. I'll be sure to read em." you answer her.
You watch as the two walk away into the depths of the library.


WAT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18286632
And may lead to TWIN TWINS THEY WERE

>>18286635
Organize the picnic, Mentilate the girls and tell them to arrive in about 20 minutes also ask Nanoha or Madoka for the video from the other night so we can show the twins

>>18286635
time to get ready for that picnic i suppose.

>>18286635
Message Sakura and co. tell them to prep for picnic, see if we can get the video of Sakura running on walls from someone. Set up that picnic.

>>18286635
Picnic time?

>>18286635
Alright, let's check out the books, and then time-check.
We should probably start getting the picnic ready.
And get that video of hyper-active Sakura.

>>18286635
Why do I get bad feelings about this? Almost as if she's going to stop us from talking, or stop her from leaving the Director's sight.

>>18286635
I'd really like to be the mouse in that conversation. Oh well.
Picnic sounds good.

>>18286635
Check in with J.
>>18286640
More likely they'll combine back together and we get Achievement Unlocked: This Thing Goes All the Way to the Top.

>>18286658
Not after the 100

>>18286670
Thing is, I'm the guy that got the 100, AND the bad feels.

>>18286658
Director probably just needs to dump more "junk" data into Yuki. She has to do that sort of thing regularly.

>>18286659
We wouldn't be able to understand it, even if we could hear. The Director will probably be speaking that data language gibberish.

We need a brief Kraus interlude as well
Whether it is through J's horrified eyes or a brief
I AM AWESOME HEAR ME DO THESE TWINS from Kraus himself

>>18286679
YOU ARE KRAUS, AWESOME-AS-FUCK DEVICE FOR THIS GUY.
SAID GUY INTRODUCED YOU TO MORE BITCHES TO FUCK

YOU'D NEVER TELL HIM THIS, BUT HE'S AN AWESOME BRO.
BUT ENOUGH OF THIS SOPPY SHIT. TIME TO POUR SOME MILK ON THESE TWINS.

You check the books out and put them in your folio, reminding yourself to read them some later.

You decide to start preparing for the picnic.
'Hey J, you still with Kraus?'
'Yes sir.'
'Whatre they doing now?'
'Miss suiseiseki flew out the windows, miss Shinku and miss Souseiseki is drinking tea in silence.'
'And Kraus?'
'He is unusually silent sir. Miss Shinku has his pot in her lap.'
'Well, I was about to get ready on that picnic with the girls. Why don't you join me? I'll tell you where when I find a good spot.'
'of course sir.'

WHER TO PICNIC?

>>18286715
A nice grassy area, maybe under some trees

>>18286731
Definitely need some shade. Kraus is getting his swag on, so we can't poof something.

>>18286715
Grass, trees, shade, maybe a smal hill to look down from.
>Kraus failed Twins Get
Ahaha bit off more than he could chew with that one.

>>18286715
Is there a nice grassy place with some trees for shade?
Preferably with some elevation to look at the surrounding area spread out. It would also allow for a nice breeze.

>>18286741
Even we didn't score both at the same time. He'll wear the bitchy one down. They're too good of a match not to work things out. It will be some pretty epic hatefucking too.

>>18286741
>>18286752
No hills in the bureau.
You can try the park in town.

Grassy/tree areas are beside the gym
Behind the academic building
grass only:
lawn by the cafeteria

>>18286771
Well, grass only is out, so that leave the park, beside the gym, and behind the academic building.

Do we remember any hills in the park in town?
It might be better if we leave the picnic basket in our room to stay cool while we scout out the locations.

>>18286758
Oh, I've got no doubt he'll get Desu. Boku, on the other hand, requires a bit of class. No hatefucking to be had there.
>>18286788
>go back to room
>Kraus, Boku and Shinku still being awkward
Yeah nah. Let's just head out back of Admin. Maybe Yuki and the Director will see us and get all curious.

>>18286771
i vote behind the gym. no need to disturb admin if we send Sakura into SugarBreak mode.

until she starts bouncing off of stuff i mean.

>>18286820
Good point
Seconded

>>18286820
>>18286838
Alright, so beside the Gym? Alright, let's scope out a good spot, then invite the girls.

>>18286813
Since Boku's the one still there, I think they'll get along. He's a tea set. There's class there underneath all the rage and vulgarity.
>>18286820
Gym works for me.

>>18286868
HE IS JUST VEHEMENTLY STATING HIS OPINION

In the words of the man/teaset himself

>Gym it is
>sorry about that, got absorbed in that room designer thing.
>tried making hayatas current room

You decide the best place to do the picnic was behind the Gym.
The large trees there, and the soft grass perfect for a relaxing time with the girls.

Once you get there, you take out the basket Kraus made for you.

You set out everything he had inside.
A large checkered blanket to sit on, two dozen assorted teddybears to decorate with, 5 different cakes all made with strawberries in them, strawberry cookies, strawberry sandwiches, strawberry milk, strawberry tea, it's like a Knotts berry farm explosion.

WIth everything set up as much as you could you invite the girls over.
'Madoka, Sakura, Nanoha. I have the picnic ready and waiting for you behind the gym.'

And then you wait.

Hayate's pad

>>18286943
Welp. Time to calmly sip tea and wait.

>>18286943
start on don Quixote while waiting.

>>18286973
Oh right, we've got a reading list now.

>>18286943
Mentilate Nanoha or Madoka for that damn video then sip of tea and start on our reading list, preferably the shorter of the books

The girls arrived shortly afterwards.
Sakura pulling Madoka and Nanoha walking with Vita.
Indeed, the little redheaded hammermeister has ceeded to join you today.

You sit them all down and begin serving tea, and whatever they'd like.

WHO DO YOU TALK TO FIRST?
[ ]sakura
[ ]nanoha
[ ]madoka
[ ]vita

>>18286943
>>18287009
Hang on, Doesn't the mental comms work via device links? So how are we doing it without Kraus around?

>>18287022
[x] Nanoha

>>18287023
We are still connected to kraus we just can't use him to do anything. So we can talk to people through him we just can't do anything else

>>18287023
Kraus can still link up with you even if you don't have him on hand.

>>18287022
Nanoha

Nanoha, then Vita. Maybe Madoka. We don't know them that well. Yet.

>>18287022
Nanoha, then point out to Vita that she seems to have invited herself. Tease her a little on her manners.

>>18287048
We told them to feel free to invite friends

>>18287043
We have spoken to Madoka and Vita all of twice I think.
Wonder how Vita feels about us now since last we saw she wanted to introduce her hammer to our face

>>18287022
Sakura, to ask if the picnic is to her liking.
Then Nanoha, Madoka, and Vita.

>>18287101
Our team won, so she should have some grudging respect. We didn't face off against her directly, though, so she might still want to test us personally.

>nanoha
"Hey there, how was your day?" you ask your girlfriend.
"It was great. Vita and I went training, My spells are 12% stronger now compared to the last measurements we took."
"Wow, that's awesome. You don't plan into blowing up a mountain right?"
"Already did." she says with a smile.
"It wasnt that big of a mountain," Vita says from beside her. "It was more of a large hill."

"Miss Vita, I'm glad you could join us today." you say as you turn to her. "i trust everything is to your liking?"
"Yeah. Food's good." she tells you curtly.
"I'm not sure about all the cutesy stuff though."
"Ah, And I thought you liked cute stuff, your armor has such a cute hat."
"I-I... T-That wasnt..." she stops trying to make excuses and just hides her face with a teddy bear.
She gives you a mental message as she does so,
'It's great that you patched things up with Nanoha. But I'm watching you. Make her cry again and I'll hammer you hard enough to drive you into the ground.'
'I woudnt dream of doing that.' you answer her.

I think LG is busy krumpin some gits for more teef to get a shoota to go with his new choppa

>>18287101
>>18287117
well I also think Nanoha might have explained the situation somewhat to her in the intervening time, at least to the extent of "I'm not mad at Hayate, no need to go hammertime on him." But a sparring match does sound fun.

>>18287143
how old is Vita?

>>18287143
Talk with Madoka and Sakura next, I suppose.

>>18287158
Ageless.
Not human. A construct of sorts.

>>18287148
Same age as Nanoha I think
I would like to give operation bouncy castle a shot as well, guys came up with it and we never got to try it

>>18287143
>pic describing today's activities
>>18287158
Technically, hundreds, if not thousands.

>>18287143
>Make her cry again and I'll hammer you hard enough to drive you into the ground.'
"If I did, I would let you."

On to Sakura!

>>18287172
>>18287166
so then what's her relative age, maturity wise?

>Madoka
"Miss Madoka, I hope you are enjoying yourself?"
"Yes, the food is delicious and the setup is so cute. I like the teddybears the best."
"Im glad you like them." you then switch to mental communications.
'Can you send Kraus taht recording of Sakura acting all sugar crazy?'
'Sure. I'm doing it nao.'
Sakura notices the slight facial expression you make when mentilalting.
"NOOOOOOOOO! DON'T SHOW HIIIIM!! >_<"
"What ever do you mean, Sakura?"
"You're asking Madoka to show you that video :<"
"No he wasnt." Madoka says. 'technically speaking'
"oh."
at that moment Nanoha took the chance to project her own copy of the video.
It showed Sakura running around the wall, ceiling and floor of a room, Nanoha and Madoka desperately trying to get her down.
"CAAAAAAAAAAKEScakescakescakescakesss"
Sakura says in the video, as she's finally brought down on to the bed and weighed down by the other two girls.
"NOOOOOOOO!" Sakura says, highly embarrased.

WAT NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18287233
Old enough to be on our swag pile

>>18287233
Woman. Warrior.
Are you planning what I think you're planning?

rolled 46 = 46

>>18287235

Give her some Red Bull to 'calm' her down.

>>18287235
now would be a good time to discuss the dress for Erica. explain the plan to Nanoha, tell Sakura that the dress has to be in the bureau's color scheme.

>>18287278
This. Getting someone else embarrassed should settle her down.

>>18287251
They might be, but I think Vita's already in a different Hayate's swag pile.

Unless we were to combine them...

Chuckle and say you think it's cute.
Then tell Sakura about the color requirements for the dress and fill in the others about it

>>18287251
mostly I'm curious. And it's the only way to plan ahead how she might react to different situations.
As I've said before, I like to think my main job is to spot potential serious problems ahead of time. She's obviously very protective of Nanoha, but that means she could be anywhere from an adolescent sister to an aunt/mother.

>>18287294
>mfw

>>18287294
All hayate swag piles must be our current one.
Regardless of past, future, alternate dimensions

>>18287294
Yes.

YES.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

...
Uh, yeah, I think this is a feasible plan.

>>18287311
An outwardly childish big sister is probably a good guess given how she has acted so far

>>18287318

But thats not even an AU hayate.

It's literally another person with the name Hayate.

>>18287343
That's why I never specified our Hayate
I just mean all swag piles belonging to any Hayate's must be ours

>>18287343
Yes, and?

"I think it's cute." you tell Sakura with a chicken.
"But... It's EEEEMBARASSIIING."
"Okay, Okay, Nanoha, can you please stop the projection?"
"Okay. we can watch it later."

"So Sakura, how do you like this picnic?"
"ITS SOOO CUUUUUUUTE! ILOVEtheBEARSandtheSTRABERRIESandtheFOODandtheCAAAAAAAAAAAAKES."
"I'm glad you liked it. By the way, you remember that dress I was talking about?"
"Yep. I told Nano-chan and Mado-chan about it too."
"YOu remember to keep the color scheme similar to the bureau uniform?"
"YEP! IT's gonna be soooo beautiful. all white and gold and some blue."
"MAke it as frilly as you can." you tell the girls.
"Okay!"

You spend the rest of the afternoon entertaining the girls with basic parlor tricks and conversation.
In the middle of a card trick, someone interrupted you.

"OOH. SOMETHING SMELLS GOOD AROUND HERE? A PICNIC? I LOVE PICNICS!!!"

>>18287381

OHSHITITSFRANK

>>18287392
Ted's here right?
GET IT TED!

>>18287381

Shit! it's fucking Shirou!

>>18287381
Keima, it must be Keima

>>18287381
let it be a pissed off Suisuisuisui

>>18287424
Keima wouldn't use exclamation points unless Elsie was being annoying.

>>18287381
Shirou can stay if it's him but he needs to put on a dress

>>18287440
Well it suits Elsie to be so excited about something like a picnic since she loved the ball so much

You know that voice.
It's a voice you'll forever remember after talking to that person for the first time.
It's a voice that always seems to fill you with a slight sense of dread

>>18287392
BADGERCUNTDICKSNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

>>18287450
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK

>>18287450
YOUR SUSPENSE
IT IS INFURIATING ME

>>18287450
It's only a slight sense, so it's probably Shirou. Frank would be more pure terror than slight dread.

You turn around and see her.
Still wearing that white shirt, and the stripped panties you've seen her in back in the twins' home dimension.
Her hair still tied up in those ever present twintails.
IT'S LUCCHINNI. The little mynx that threw you into a bath full of witches.

"HEY HAYATA!" she says as she walks towards you, on her shoulders, a small black cat.
"LONG TIME NO SEE!"

>>18287499
Audible gasp!

We act like a butler would, and allow her to join in. Give her tea and sugar. We are butler, we serve.

>>18287499
Hey! Luchinni wasn't it?
Turn to the girls, this is one of Erica and Ursula's friends from their home dimension. Although that brings the question of why you are here? I thought we left you back at the castle

>>18287499
YES! PERRINE IS HERE!

>>18287499
This turned out better than expected. Actually, the only bad part is that Kraus is too busy banging dolls to provide us with zoom beverages.

>>18287517
WE HAVE GUMMYBEARS.
WE HAVE CAKES.
WE CAN DO THIS

>>18287499
So this is what SOON meant.
Introductions all around.

>>18287499
Time to either get the BEAR BEARS or Expresso ready.

>>18287525
Not enough to break the dimension barrier, but you're right that we can still have some fun.

>>18287525
>>18287538
It is time. Bear baiting Sakura vs Luchinni. No holds barred.
Ask the older girls if they are okay with this plan.

I think we should wait to do that.
I mean we could lose them if we try that out here, trying it inside means we could keep them in a room coated with rebounder so that they don't cause too much trouble

>>18287499
"Zucchini!" you say with a gasp "Why are you here?!"
"I came here with the Major! Actually, I hid in one of the striker unit crates."
You lead her to the blanket as she explains.
"Then i fell asleep inside, then when I woke up I was in this building underground. Then I found this cat. He talks."
"Good afternyan~" the cat tells you from it's perch on her shoulder.
"And now I'm a trainee here." she finishes.

>>18287551
This.
Mentillate to Nanoha and Madoka "Has Max ever told you about BEAR leaves?"

>>18287559
If that's you LG, you lost your trip.

>>18287559
Well that is definitely an interesting way to get made a trainee.

But won't they want her back and won't she need striker units?

>>18287560
We must also call Ron... I mean Keima down to see it.

>>18287553
This is a good point.

>>18287632
Well I am mainly thinking Mike won't be able to cover for us "losing" two fellow trainees due to a prank

They are pretty lax with most the rules but I dare say that's pretty far over the line

>>18287559
You sit her down on the blanket and introduce her to the girls.
"GIrls, this is Francesca Lucchinni from Erica and Ursula's home dimension." she grins and bares her fangs.
"This is Nanoha, Madoka, Sakura and Vita."
"Hello~" she tells them
"You're a new trainee?" Nanoha asks.
"Yep! I wasnt supposed to be though. But after I found Mario here, they said I had to train."
"You came here alone?" Sakura asks
Lucchinni is now on her second slice of cake,
"NOPEicamewiththeMAJORandYOSHIKandPERRINNEandTRUDEisMAAAAAADbuttheMAJORjustlaughed."
Sakura, now also on her second slice of cakes continue the conversation with her,
"WhatCOUNTRYareyoufrom?I'mfromJAPAN.WehavetheTOKYOTOWERandSAKURATREESandit'sallsocoool!!"

As the two sugar fiends get to talking, NAnoha pulls your sleeve.

**ROLL EM**

>>18287569
Dafuk. Jumping threads erased it.

rolled 8 = 8

>>18287644
gummiBEARS are too dagerous for outside use.

rolled 79 = 79

>>18287644
SUGAR SHENANIGANS!

>>18287642
He is always asking us about hiding bodies, so he's probably used to some crazy shit. I'm not saying we wouldn't get in trouble, but he's probably dealt with worse. He'd probably make us go track them down.

rolled 43 = 43

>>18287644
"Is this going to induce some sort of Hyperactivity Feedback Loop?"

rolled 31 = 31

>>18287654
The bears are ok outside. It's just bears + caffeine + mega diabeetus levels of sugar = bad

>>18287661
I still want to avoid that sort of situation until it becomes a necessity.

Like when we accidentally kill Shirou.

I don't think mike would like to actually have to cover something like that up and it is ungentlemanly, a proper butler could dispose of bodies on his own

"Hey, look what mister Max gave us when we run into him this morning..." She says as she pulled out a familiar tin.
"OOOHGUMMYBEARS!GIMME!"
"MEETOO!" sakura and luchinni say.
"Sure." Nanoha says as she tosses the tin to the two.
You try to intercept it in mid-air but you were too late.

rolled 76 = 76

>>18287644
roll for shenanigans

>>18287689
Hahahaha YEAH!
I knew we loved Nanoha for Many good reasons

rolled 7 = 7

oh boy....

>>18287689
Oh SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT. This should be great.

>>18287689

>>18287689
This is gonna be bad. Or glorious. Probably both.

Is anyone dressed in primarily red?

God dammit. The minute Kraus struck out, all the rolls went to pot.

Seriously, someone needs to get him laid. Constantly.

>>18287706
Vita...

>>18287689
"Nanoha, I don't say this enough but I love you."
We need to call Keima down right now, something like
'Dude! I need you behind the Gym right now! They got into the GummyBEARS! The GummyBEARS! I can't handle this shit on my own!'

"Rawwwwr :3"
"Rooooar ^_^"

'Oh goddammit' you think to yourself.
"What happened to them?" Nanoha asks you as the two roll around on the grass.

"Roooar~ :3"
"Raaaaaawr~ ^_^"

"It's those gummyBEARS. Eating them makes you think you are a bear." you tell her.
"Eh, what the hell. Nanoha, take some videos and pics. this will be hilarious."

>>18287726
This 1000x this, and tell the girls to get recording and send a copy to Kraus.

Motherfucker will laugh so hard he will spit tea everywhere

So I wonder how long the effects of the whole tin will last on them?

Because lets be honest there is no way they ate anything less than the entire tin in that time

>>18287712
Kinda thought so. Should we warn her?

She's already threatened to HAMMERZEIT us a couple times, even if she had somewhat reasonable cause.

>>18287726
Eh, let's leave him in peace. We don't need him getting assaulted by magical bear girls.

The two of them begin attacking the teddybears you had decorating the setup.
They tried to bite, claw and bat the bears, but without much damage.
"Roaaaaar~ :3"
"Rawwwwwr~ ^_^"

You watch them try to climb the nearest tree and repeatedly fail.
Luchinni taking a pretty hilarious tumble.

The other girls were laughing at their antics, their sides hurting.
And then they saw Vita.
"Roaaar~ >:3"
"Rawwwwr~ >_<"

They pounced on her, knocking her to the ground.
"Get them off!" Vita says as she struggles under the two girls slightly larger than her.
"Get off!" with a mighty push she manages to dislodge them and send them air born.
They unfortunately land on you.
"Rawwwr~ >:3"
"Roaaaar~ >_<"

>>18287791
But it would be awesome, and continue our trolling of him in a non sexual way for once

And I don't think Vita would hit us for loli bears attacking her when Nanoha is the one who fed them to the girls

>>18287800
Do we dare take some from our supply? Would we mistake the Bear Cubs for Bear Bitches?

>>18287689
>>18287733
>>18287800
The cuteness is nearing lethal levels.

>>18287814
We can differentiate our young from our bitches. Do it!
"Nanoha, keep an eye on me. The only way to stop a bear is to become a bear."

>>18287800
Time stop and step a few feet away then watch as time restarts

>>18287814
Not the worst idea ever but I don't want to risk bear mode against them, we might hurt them

Or we might be their brother and lead them in a glorious campaign against Ron Burgundy

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>>18287841
>observation

double twins here we come.

>>18287841
Oh look, our swag drew her into orbit.

You are Yuki Nagato, a student in the IDPKB.
You spend all of your time in the library.

Your handler is the Director.
She's quiet, methodological, but kind.
You feel like you've seen her face before.

>>18287841
The swag pile gets another two in it. We need to add more to that "Woke up covered in bitches" image.

You are Yuki Nagato, a student in the IDPKB.
You spend all of your time in the library.

No one hardly talks to you here.
They all seem distant. Afraid.
Except for him

>>18287877
LET IT BEGIN, LET IT BEGIN!

>>18287808
Damnit, I dropped the "Nah." before the second part of the post. That was meant as an argument against warning her, as a small piece of vengeance.

You know once all these girls actually join we are gonna have one hell of a time fitting all of them into our room.

We NEED that damn swag palace already

You are Katsura Hinagiku, a new trainee for the IDPKB
There's this guy in your class.
And you like him.

He casually mentioned having a horrible life.
He seemed so relaxed when he said it.
Yet he also seemed sad.

>>18287903
Im certain that the director has a house.

>>18287877

Oh master butler, do you have enough bitches yet?

You are Katsura Hinagiku, a new trainee for the IDPKB
There's this guy in your class.
And you like him.

You sit in your room thinking.
You think about him.
And then a doll wearing green flew into your window.

>>18287910
"Bitches" and "enough" are two mutually exclusive words for Hayate.

His swagravity just gets stronger with every female that shows up, drawing in even more girls!

>>18287909
If she does, that's her house, not our swagpalace.

>>18287910
Never!

>>18287909
Yeah we wanted a swag palace already though, this just gives us more reason and leverage towards that.

NEXT TIME ON MSQ:
Witches in your Britches.

new thread 2100 4chan time
>damn DST forcing me to post an hour earlier.

I'm sleepy. It's monday.
I have have work in 4 hours.
Im off to bed.

Night LG!
Did you trade your Toof in for a choppa yet or is that planned for tomorrow?

Also you can just change the quest time forward an hour to compensate, not everyone following is on Yankee time anyway

Shit i just realized.
If Sakabroto and MEEYAFOOJEE are here then Perrinne is too which means even more swag pile additions

>>18287947
Why not adjust start times to account for DST?

CRAZY DISCUSSION TIME!
To do:
Pic related to Ted
SQUEEZE THOSE BUNS, and not die
Expresso for Lucchini and Sakara.
BEAR adventure with the Cubs?
Troll Shirou
Troll Keima
Troll Kenji
Go to Dreden's Boutique?
Fix time watch
Doctor without getting stopped by Frank
Yuki's in the swag pile
Anything else?

>>18287962
Jeeze man, just NOW?

>>18287977
Yeah slowpoke, I was laughing too hard at BEAR cubs

>>18287974
Give Shirou his book ( may fall under trolling )

>>18287953
>>18287963
>Why didnt i think of that.
Ill do that. yeah.

NEW THREAD AT 2200

>>18287974
Also espresso was changed to Tiramisu to combine CAFFEINE with SUGAR

And give Hina the slow fall pin and show her how it works before we start training her.

Her white day present can be chocolates but when we start helping her with her fear of heights I think I would like her to be used to the idea of the pin

>>18287983
I guess I can't really blame you, for getting distracted by bear cubs.

>>18287962
Well shit if that "With every girl our swag grows stronger" we basically have those two as well. MEEYAFOOJEE likely doesn't have much resistance, and as for Sakamoto, we were able to attract an alien robot not programmed for love, she can't be that must stronger.

Guise we are risking an implosion of swag. One that creates a swaghole, and draws every woman ever into it.

>>18288002
Well given I have pushed for it since we saw Luchinni and wanted to get them both hyped up on caffeine and then got the bears and wanted to try that

>>18287983
Definetly falls under trolling
OTHER THINGS:
Get Kraus more bitches?
Cigars for Mike
Learn about Advanced Instructors and Field Agents?
Expand Fortress of Swag
What the hell was the saddle and ball gag for?
PX, might have something *cough*hiddenblades*cough* for us there
Meet other butlers?

>>18288005
Well Sakabroto seems to like us but not in that way, at least not yet. MEEYAFOOJEE seems to think we aren't an option thanks to the twins but she does like us

Someone fucked up the tags for this archive.
It's using the SWQ tags

>>18288020
Mike has enough cigars for now, we got him a ox and he won three boxes of them off Max when we won the tournament.
I did suggest a cooled mini keg of holding as the next bribe / gift

Definitely up for a trip to the PX to see if Recette has anything else we could find useful

>>18288028
Can we fix it? I don't do archiving since everyone else beats me to the punch

>>18288047
Nope.
Just vote it as usual I guess.

>>18288036
Cooled mini-keg of holding then. Ridiculously Convenient store should have that.
PX is a must at this point. We can get any weapon we need from there, and some awesome extra stuff to boot.
Need ammo for M1911, almost forgot that.
We should also research either a Swag Potion or Swag shielding. There may be someone we don't want in the Swag Pile.
Rood should help with weaponizing Ted. Considering were going against Caster level opponents, we need the fire support.

>>18288065
Yeah we wanted both regular magazines and enchanted bottomless / holding ones so we can use them in both regular and majaikal interference combat

Ursula and Rood would probably love to have that opportunity

And anti swag potion you mean on someone like frank?

>>18288065
The 1911 isn't permanent yet though, he gave it to us to get a feel for and see if we like it.

I am still partial to something like an engraved Mauser but that is just my opinion

>>18288047
Not on our own, no. Some one could try emailing LL, or inquire in the sup/tg/ IRC.

>>18288076
Yes. We need to keep Frank the fuck away.
And we also need to figure out who field agents are.
Possible Canidates for Field Agents:
Commander Shepard
The Doctor?
Batman
Dr. Strange/Dr. Doom
Sam Fisher
Captain Carrot Ironfoundersson
Possible Canidates for Administrators/ Advanced instructors:
His Grace, Sir Commander Samuel Vimes, Duke of Ankh-Morpork
Will Smith (Instructs Gettn' Jiggy With It)
Gandalf
The Guy Sean Connery Plays in Highlander
Harry Dresden

Any other Sugesstions?

I am totally in favor of keeping the 1911, although I wouldn't mind the Mauser as an alternative. Classy engraving is a must, regardless of model.

>>18288122
Instructors i'd like to see
Juri Arisugawa
Travis Touchdown
Sam and Dean Winchester

>>18288123
Sam Vimes would be more a field agent or agent in charge of deployments
We also need Travis Touchdown as a CQC instructor

>>18288123
well I am fine with the 1911 and it does have the advantage of removable magazines which the Mauser doesn't, I am just a fan of the Mauser because I think it is a nicer looking gun despite being worse for newbies

>>18288123
Classy engraving is obviously needed. Our Swag demands it.
More Possible Field Agents:
Commisar Caphias Cain HERO OF THE IMPERIUM
Tommy Oliver (If you don't know who this is, you have no childhood, its the Original Green Power Ranger, Red Ranger TWICE, Original White Power Ranger, AND the Black Ranger in a later season. Yes, he is that badass)
Aerosmith?
John Wayne
Simo Hayha (Not sure if I got the spelling right)
Possible Instructors/ Admins:
The Guy Liam Neeson Plays in Taken
Obi-wan Kenobi
Optimus Prime
Mario?
L, from Deathnote

>>18288122
The MacManus brothers - Connor and Murphy. (Boondocks Saints)
Excellent assassination instructors. That or Ezio Auditore da Firenze.

>>18288183
>The Guy Liam Neeson Plays in Taken
Bryan Mills
YES

>>18288185
Both. Both are instructors in silencing targets, Connor and Murphy in ranged and duel wielding Ezio/Altiar in CQC, Infiltration and information gathering

>>18288149
Vimes is a "retired" field agent, working in admin. I do like him being in deployment, though I can also see him being in training, too

>>18288183
I would say Simo Hahya would be Sousuke's handler but Sousuke is more an all rounder and Simo was just a sniping god

Tommy Oliver could be Gai's handler it fits too damn well not to

We have Max who is sort of like Cain But having him drop by to compare scores while between deployments is just too cool an idea to pass up

>>18288203
and badass monologue-ing when appropriate.

>>18288203
If we had Ezio in the bureau you know DaVinci would have to be down in R&D

There was talk of having lain in security / AI development

>>18288210
Works perfectly, probably handles recruting/assignments/court marshels. He occasionally teaches/goes out and kicks ass

>>18288214
Tommy being Gai's handler should be considered canon until refuted/confirmed. Makes him even better.

>>18288229
>DaVinchi in R&D
My body is ready.
Moar Field Agents:
Master Chief/ Cortana. Part of a clean up/ Totally fucked up the ass situations squad
Issac Clarke
Granny Weatherwax
Nanny Ogg
Instructors/ Admins
Gaius Marius
The Dude(Teaches relaxation)
Rincewind
Agent 47
Captain Picard
Captain Kirk

>>18288299
MC and IC are more TG material, they are the heavy strike forces of the setting ( I think )

>>18288299
Rincewind teaches running away

>>18288235
Exactly.

>>18288248
Heck yes.

Personally, I want to see the Gokaiger team somewhere, and I intend to propose them if we get to nominate new trainee arrivals

>>18288195
He's probably part of a OH GOD EVERYTHING IS TRYING TO KILL US SEND HELP responce team. Along with Doomguy and the Chief. You know you want it.
Also, Store Ideas:
Crazy Hassan's Pet Shop and Camel Emporium (Everything is a camel)
Bond's Gadgets
The Book Shoppe: Run by the Diskworld Librarian
The Essential Vampire: Run by Dracula and Van Helsing.
Pizza the Hut. Self Explanatory.

>>18288315
Ok. We can find repalcements.
Canadates for OH GOD HELP US! Responce Squad:
Brian Mills
Tommy Oliver
Commander Shepard
Doomguy
Iron Man?
Alucard, from Hellsing (Only deployed when massive casualties are considered acceptible)
Sgt. Reznov?
Aragorn?
Davian Thule

>>18288359
I would like to see Bugman's Brewery in there

>>18288299
>>18288326
I don't think Rincewind would actually work. He isn't even a reluctant hero, he's just reluctant.

>>18288422
He gets the quiet life he always wanted by being an instructor in running away, his luggage could be his device and it is another buggy one in that it is mute

>>18288419
>Ok.
More shop ideas
Noh's Items
Eliphas' Hovel of Pathetic Mortal Pleasures and Trainsets
CMOT Dibblers Sausage Inna Bun Cart
Duke Nukem's Swag Emporium
Battle Burger
Doomrider's Bikes & Rides
Igneous the Trolls All-Night Wholesale Pottery Warehouse

>>18288435
This implies he'd stick around to be recruited. He'd NOPE so goddamn fast.

Well, maybe if they promised a lot of potatoes, and safety, and more potatoes, with as much butter as he wants.

>>18288422
He teaches Interesting and Dangerous Geography. And Running.

>>18288214
>Just a sniping god
>Over 200 kills confirmed with Suomi KP/-31 Submachine gun

>>18288464
OH GOD! Imagine him and Erica fighting over a huge pile of potatoes. This needs to happen.

>>18288453
Vader's Saber Emporium (Sells swords, not light sabers. That would be overpowered. So far.)
Slipstream Salvage Shoppe
Some sort of a survivalist shop.

>>18288469
>>18288482
Ahahaha. Oh, damnit, you win.

>>18288478
True but his abilities were sniping without a scope and camouflage, many of his recorded kills with the SMG we're in ambushes which is how he survived to rack up such an impressive number

Sousuke on the other hand is an all around soldier who is also good at camouflage

>>18288506
Also, I thing Granny would dissaprove of the Twins, the Striker Units and their *Ahem* relationship with Hayate. Nanny would just wink and hand them her recipe book.

>>18288530
I think LG is trying to avoid using too many chars from one source so this might be a bit hard. Vimes, Rincewind and The Librarian we could fit in easily enough though

I wonder if we could get hollow point ammunition and put our potions insie the tip?

>>18288496
More shops.
Sarge's Shotguns
MekDonalds
Flamethrowers and Flamethrower Acessories
Dr. McNinja's Clinic
Things Found In The Trash
The Coffee Shop. (The Blood Ravens are banned from here)
Pele's Sporting Goods

>>18288569
He's got about what, 5 characers from SW? Its not like he'll put his foot down on these guys.

>>18288576
Nah Dr McNinja is the actual bureau medical doctor he is just always too busy with field work and leaves Frank to deal with whatever pops up

Judy could be Mike's girlfriend

>>18288530
>implying Granny would actively approve of something

>The Joye of Snacks
Were gonna need a week off with this one I think.

A few other thoughts:
Dibbler should be running a new scheme every time his "shop" turns up.
This next one requires some greentexting
>The Librarian running a book shop
>intentionally letting those innocent books go out into that dangerous world in the hands of ruffians
>The Librarian
Let's think about that a moment.

>>18288603
YES! We need to suggest this in the next thread.

>>18288600
7 actually
The twins
Trude
Sakabroto
MEEYAFOOJEE
Luchinni
Perrinne

>>18288576
Dresden's Magic Emporium
(No Love Potions, Endless Purses, Parties or Other Entertainment)

>>18288612
I never said he lets them out. He just runs a shop, but doesn't sell anything. Sort of like Noh.

Librarian can just pop in a d out thanks to L space, he probably has a weekly card game with Mike

>>18288600
7 from Strike Witches. Six, if we didn't need Zucchini for glorious shenanigans.

>>18288616
Dresden is in already, as is Archive

>>18288628
Really? Fuck, I somehow missed it.

>>18288616
Already have Dresden's Boutique, but the no love potions, etc. part should be added to the sign for it.