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STRIKE WITCHES: BOUNCE BRIGADE planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/10/12(Sat)19:14 No.18278896

You are a P-61 pilot of the 501st Joint Fighter Wing, and that's where your summary ends because you can't even pretend to know what the *fuck* is going on anymore sweet jesus fucking hell what?

"What," Minna says to Sakamoto flatly. The Japanese Witch simply shakes the - oh, wait, she was just trembling with rage, before. NOW she's shaking the paper in Minna's face.

"SHORE. LEAVE. FOR TWO CARRIERS WORTH OF MARINE PILOTS," Sakamoto roars. "American Marines. AMERICAN. MARINES." She smacks her hand into her forehead. "At least ONE of you has enough blood to run your brain and your loins at the same god-damned time!"

"... hey," you say, vaguely offended on behalf of the entire male race. There's something odd about all these sexual references, but your mental engine can only switch tracks so fast before the whole fucking train derails, and right now you've got about twelve boxcars of "What" sliding sidways down the tracks into a refinery full of orphans and baby seals.

Or something like that.

"That... doesn't even make sense," Minna says. "Why the hell would they be granted shore leave on a speck of an island like this? We don't even have a bar."

"We will soon enough," Sakamoto says darkly.

Minna takes the paper from Sakamoto and examines it... and her face flushes with anger. "Why... that... psychotic... little..." She starts to crush the paper in her hands, but aborts the motion, shoving it into her breast pocket instead. "I'll handle this immediately. And god help that godddamned cowboy when I catch up to her."

She begins to leave the room, when Sakamoto stops her with a hand to the chest. Her one visible eye is glittering with sharp curiosity.

"Wait," Sakamoto says. "Wait. Something doesn't add up."

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:16 No.18278928 Wait, two carriers worth of pilots in castle Barin? Hooboy, this is going to end with gunfire.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:17 No.18278930 File: 1331425032.jpg-(12 KB, 275x183, 1308794948527.jpg) >Kathy got Marines shore leave on Barin >Thisshouldbegood.jpg

>>	Major Airlift 03/10/12(Sat)19:17 No.18278933 File: 1331425035.jpg-(57 KB, 332x964, O'Hare_full2.jpg) Oh, Kathy.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:17 No.18278934 >>18278896 Oh she is definitely not fucking leaving. Sakamoto can deal with this shit on her own. We still haven't gotten our answers.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:17 No.18278939 >>18278896 "Minna, wait. We need to talk."

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:17 No.18278941 >>18278896 > godddamned cowboy when I catch up to her. Kathy?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:19 No.18278955 >>18278896 It's about time we got an Officer's Club around here, but we need to talk to Minna right now. If she leaves now we probably won't get another shot at it for two weeks, knowing PF.

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/10/12(Sat)19:19 No.18278957 MAXIMUM HUE ENGAGED

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:19 No.18278966 File: 1331425194.jpg-(84 KB, 459x302, 1331228186987.jpg) >>18278896 Best time of the weekend is here! We need answers. From Minna. Sakamoto can take a hike.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:20 No.18278968 >>18278896 Push Mio out the door with a polite "fuck off," and slam the door.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:20 No.18278970 >wakfu >gp indianapolis >strike witches quest Today has been a good day,

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/10/12(Sat)19:21 No.18278979
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>>18278896

".... don't look at me, I hate math," you say honestly. Far as you're concerned, God invented the E6B for a reason.

Of course it was God. God gave you your liver and penis, it only stands to reason he made the E6B, too.

"She forged my signature," Minna tells Sakamoto. "I'll sort her out right quick, then we can round up any leakers who've already reached shore-"

"THAT!" Sakamoto says, poking Minna in the chest. "You're not arguing with me."

Minna blinks. "Why should I?"

"Hell, you're *trying* to... get... out.. of..." Sakamoto trails off. She gives Minna a searching look, then turns her cyclopean gaze to you. You're happy that eyepatch is back on now; the red eye is much to intense in - great, great, now she's lifting it up to give you a good, proper, full-strength "what the fuck is wrong with you" look.

At least Minna gets an equal dose.

"What!?" you and Minna both ask together.

"You two," she hisses, "are both too stupid to fucking breathe."

You and Minna just gape at her.

"YOU!" she says, rounding on you fast enough to make you retreat instinctively, then windmill wildly trying not to fall off the opposite edge of Minna's bed. "You're in Minna's room. ON. MINNA'S. BED. WHAT ARE YOU DOING."

"... Asking about all that magic stuff you neve-"

"DOING IT WRONG!" she roars.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:21 No.18278987 HOLD UP MINNA YOUR NOT GETTING OUT OF OUR TALK

>>	Inquisitorial Librarian 03/10/12(Sat)19:21 No.18278989 File: 1331425296.jpg-(35 KB, 459x356, Maximum OverTroll.jpg) >>18278957 Dis is gonna be good.

>>	NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/10/12(Sat)19:21 No.18278991 File: 1331425306.jpg-(167 KB, 700x363, 2010-02-02-Strip_9_Age_Progres(...).jpg) >>18278896 Sakamato's face when this happens.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:22 No.18278996 oh might as well check /tg/.. oh holy shit swq and it just started

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:22 No.18278997 >>18278970 I just finished up that 2800 sto story line also I got in to the super mnc beta

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:22 No.18279000 >>18278979 >Sakabroto giving us the "WHY AREN'T YOU TWO FUCKING RIGHT NOW" speech Oh, Sakabroto.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:22 No.18279001 File: 1331425352.gif-(13 KB, 220x218, Good-night-plot-pride.gif) >straight answers >minna c'mon plotfags, don't be dumb.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:22 No.18279006 File: 1331425378.jpg-(24 KB, 413x395, 1298109898400.jpg) >>18278979 Oh, Mio. How I love thee.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:23 No.18279009 >>18278979 Sakamoto being high on rage

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:23 No.18279010 >>18278979 >"DOING IT WRONG!" she roars. I laughed. I also have no reaction images so I can't use witches to express my opinions now.

>>	Arcbound 03/10/12(Sat)19:23 No.18279015 File: 1331425405.png-(432 KB, 800x503, Star Trek vacation.png) >>18278896 >Kathy's face when >Witches face when >Everyone else when

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:23 No.18279016 >>18278979 >"DOING IT WRONG!" she roars. OK, she can stay.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:23 No.18279021 >>18278979 >JUST FUCK ALREADY SakaBROto on the job.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:24 No.18279026 >>18278979 What did she think we we're doing, then? She said that Minna should have done it a week ago last time (though it should be noted that we might not even have been here that long, depending on how long we were out this last time).

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:25 No.18279038 I don't think It's about FUCKING ALREADY. More like the base is full of people now and we have to watch out for fucking MISUNDERSTANDINGS

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:25 No.18279040 >>18278979 I don't care if we are doing it wrong. We're talking to Minna about this shit and getting some straight answers out of her. If it takes all day and the Marines wreck the castle, then too bad. She should have explained this shit earlier.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:25 No.18279042 >>18279001 We'll get our answer eventually. There's no reason we can't have a little fun with Minna first.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:25 No.18279044 File: 1331425559.jpg-(52 KB, 500x436, 1329440601548.jpg) >"DOING IT WRONG!" Haha, even Sakamoro had enough of their bullshit.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:26 No.18279053 >>18279042 Not at this rate we won't.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/10/12(Sat)19:27 No.18279059
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>>18278979

"AND YOU!?" She proclaims, whirling to Minna, who jerks back with similar instinctive defensiveness to your own.

Her eyes dart left and right, seeking an answer. "Um. Telling him?"

"...." Sakamoto says. Yes, she does, in fact, speak an ellipse. It's some combination of subvocal attempts at words and an aggressively blank stare. Perhaps only Japanese people can do it.

"Right," Sakamoto says at length. "Right. But then, another disaster comes up and you, Minna, the great WING COMMANDER of the mighty 501st have to go swooping in to take care of things, right?"

"Right!" Minna says cheerfully.

"WRONG," Sakamoto retorts. "Because your noble second-in-command is here to handle those trifling matters like a good officer should!" She takes a long step backwards, putting her in the hallway again, and SLAMS the door.

"What just happened?" you wonder.

"I'm not sure," Minna says.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:27 No.18279062 >>18279038 Don't give a fuck; need answers.

>>	Arcbound 03/10/12(Sat)19:27 No.18279064 >>18278979 Ask her what do. Then, point out fallacies in her argument with PILOT LOGIC.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:28 No.18279065 >>18279059 Planefag I want to bear your children.

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:28 No.18279067

Kathy is fucking awesome, we need to find that witch and give our delusion a hug. Second, we need to find out why Crazy 'Thigh' RedheadMcGerman needed to kiss us and not any other witch we have more affection witch, and third "YOU'RE RIGTH! WE SHOULD BE MIAFOOJI'S BED! HURRY!"

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:28 No.18279068 >>18279059 Is she going to keep us there until we do it?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:28 No.18279070 >>18279059 I may be dense but I have no idea what just happened

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:29 No.18279071 >>18279059 Ok, really, wtf? >>18279026

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:29 No.18279073 File: 1331425751.jpg-(76 KB, 800x674, LaughingWitches.jpg) >>18279059 We owe Sakabroto a drink after all this.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:29 No.18279074 >>18279059 >"Right," Sakamoto says at length. "Right. But then, another disaster comes up and you, Minna, the great WING COMMANDER of the mighty 501st have to go swooping in to take care of things, right?" Go...help?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:29 No.18279076 >>18279059 >Sakamoto stopping Mina from running away Ahahahaha

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:29 No.18279080 File: 1331425770.gif-(222 KB, 480x360, 1330666176827.gif) >>18279059 Why is she so awesome?

>>	Inquisitorial Librarian 03/10/12(Sat)19:29 No.18279084 File: 1331425789.png-(540 KB, 432x585, I like what I am reading.png) >>18279059 Oh god my sides.

>>	Arcbound 03/10/12(Sat)19:29 No.18279087 >>18279059 $5 says Paddy is outside to make sure we can't get out of sleeping with her. Like that worked so well last time.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:30 No.18279089 >>18278979 WELL IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S EVER A MINUTE'S PEACE HERE

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:30 No.18279090 >>18279059 Now's the time to get some answers.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:30 No.18279098 >>18279067 Why do we want two carriers of marines on the island.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:31 No.18279102 >>18279059 Mio's really not got the right of this, I don't think, but that doesn't matter right now. Right now, we need, nay deserve answers from Minna, and she tried to get out of it. No more stalling, bitch.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:31 No.18279106 File: 1331425896.jpg-(642 KB, 2000x1119, 546b8a7bf66a9fd8970edc7a73549c(...).jpg) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdSj0_Fd4ds thread-ly dose

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:31 No.18279108 >>18279098 Why not? The witches are too fucking isolated, so it'd be good to expose them a little.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:31 No.18279110 >>18279059 >Take off pants "I'm not going to put them on until you tell me about male magic!"

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:32 No.18279113

>>18279042

sure have fun, but there been about 5 pounds of butthurt in a 3 pound bag because she got all "there have to be emotions you b-b-b-baka! look at my tsun!" instead of belting out with a history lesson. well what the fuck did you faggots expect? shes a fruit loop at the bet of times and now shes crushing on MC wigging out about her dead boyfriend and just watched us suicide charge again. yopu plotfags been doing shots of drain cleaner or something?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:32 No.18279123 >>18279059 "I think she just told us to get it on."

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/10/12(Sat)19:32 No.18279125
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>>18279059

"... but I've got work to do," she finishes, opens the door to leave, and walks smack into HellCow.

"hsssssss" HellCow states eloquently. Minna jumps back a good four feet - after she was nearly strangled to death by a Martian 'bot, you can't blame her.

"W-wh-what th-"

HellCow gingerly reaches out with one forehoof and nudges the door closed again.

Minna imitates a fish for a second, her mouth oscillating between open and closed as words try to form and give it up for a bad job before they escape the vocal cords.

Okay, perhaps Germans can speak the ellipsis too.

"SO," you say, clapping your hands together with mock cheer. 'BOUT DAT MAGIC!"

>WHAT SHALL YOU ASK FIRST?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:33 No.18279128 >>18279108 There is a difference between exposing them to the outside world and exposing them to the Black Sheep and Pappy Boyington

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:33 No.18279132 >>18279125 Hellcow is getting a drink too...

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:33 No.18279134 >>18279059 Sakamoto is really trying to hook us up with Minna. We need to pointedly not sleep with Minna here just to annoy her.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:34 No.18279138 >>18279125 Magic, how does it work? On gnomes that is. Why are we so special.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:34 No.18279143 >>18279125 "How Can I Troll You With Magic?" Also: "Can I fly my wheelchair."

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:34 No.18279147 >>18279125 Why have I never heard about male magic before?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:35 No.18279150 >>18279147 How many gnomes do you cut up every year?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:35 No.18279151 >>18279134 I'm with this one.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:35 No.18279154 File: 1331426144.gif-(2.56 MB, 319x239, ImmaPILOT.gif) >>18279125 And you idiots didn't want to trust in Planefag. For shame. FOR SHAME. >Wat First Find out why the hell the knowledge of male magic usage has been suppressed.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:35 No.18279157 >>18279125 What, exactly, she did to us. Then, why, exactly, beyond being rare, male magic is a big deal. Then where, exactly, they are going to cart us off to be cut into teeny tiny pieces to find out how we tick.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:36 No.18279160 >>18279125 What should I do to avoid attracting international witch kill-teams after my life?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:36 No.18279161 >>18279125 Wait, what do mean by 'emotional connection'?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:36 No.18279163 >>18279125 Suddenly, I don't even care. Except for the thing where we were half unconcious. That's impoertant

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:36 No.18279165 >>18279134 I think we're both quite oblivious of this.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:36 No.18279169 >>18279125 Hellcow has achieved BRO status >successful divestI damn right capcha

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:37 No.18279175 why no male magic users? also, are we really casting from HP?

>>	NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/10/12(Sat)19:37 No.18279177 >>18279154 THIS. Then, what the hell is gnomish magic etc

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:37 No.18279178

>>18279125
I'm a bit torn here. We didn't just a good answer about the magic recharging stuff (see below), but it'd probably just set off more bitching about emotions and crap. Probably best just to have her start with the whole 2000 years of history stuff.

Minna said that there needs to be an emotional connection to do the head grope stuff. Yet she can recharge the other witches, right? Whatever the needed connection is, it clearly needn't be anything romantic, so it'd be nice to narrow it down a little more (also, her outburst at MC seems overblown, but that's probably not surprising).

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:37 No.18279180 "Why the big secret?" Start there, and then work into more practical matters, like whether it burns out your brain or how to use it.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:38 No.18279185 >>18279125 Hey avionicslord, get in IRC

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:38 No.18279186 >>18279150 This would shake her up enough to maybe get something worthwhile out of her.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:38 No.18279187 >>18279125 Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Minna?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:38 No.18279188 TELL ME YOUR SECRETS, WITCH

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:38 No.18279192 >>18279125 Do you like me? Like Like me?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:38 No.18279194 In all our questions, make sure to avoid selling out Conrad. If we're going to be carted off to some lab or killed or something, don't screw him over too.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:38 No.18279195 HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN IT DID YOU REALIZE DAMN NEAR EVERY PILOT HERE IS A GNOME TOO?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:38 No.18279196 File: 1331426331.jpg-(35 KB, 309x269, 6449585519_ebb30145a2.jpg) >>18279134 Also this.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:38 No.18279199 >>18279154 After the uproar last thread, it's not unlikely that he changed plans.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:39 No.18279207 >>18279194 what, that watch guy? naw, hes comming to the camp with us. fucker called us a gnome. keep mouth shut bout sean and ian though.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:40 No.18279218 >>18279134 >>18279150 These.

>>	alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/10/12(Sat)19:40 No.18279219 >>18279125 Can you tell us more about our powers? Why have I never heard of male magic users?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:40 No.18279220 How long before Mio remembers that she needs to steal their cloths before she locks them in a room together?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:40 No.18279221 File: 1331426439.jpg-(121 KB, 400x396, DensestThing.jpg) >>18279125 Lets start with theoreticals then move onto practical applications. Also, I really don't get what Sakamoto was getting at. So yes, how this shit is supposed to work.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:40 No.18279222 >>18279192 >>18279161 Relationship questions will be saved for the end. They might upset her.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:41 No.18279227 >>18279125 Do you have alcohol stashed here? I think we both need a drink.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:41 No.18279233 >>18279222 All the more reason to start with them.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:42 No.18279235 >>18279222 I'd agree. Like >>18279178 said, just get a history lesson first.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:42 No.18279244 >>18279125 "On that note, do you have any alcohol stashed in here? I'm thinking we could both use a drink."

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:42 No.18279248 Oh look, the anti-minna fags trying to stop the potential hooking up with minna, that took long.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:42 No.18279249 >>18279233 Maybe, except that she's a fucking idiot. See >>18279113

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:42 No.18279250 >>18279125 What exactly are you so reluctant to tell me, and why the hesitation?

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/10/12(Sat)19:42 No.18279251
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>>18279125

Minna sighs. "Sakamoto is a pain, sometimes."

"Oh come on," you say, offended. "Wouldn't you rather deal with me then TWO boatloads worth of Marines?"

Minna gives you a long, evaluating look.

"Oh, that's just low," you say. "Ouch."

The red-headed German (how does that work, anyway?) rolls her head to one side, and sighs. "Ah, why not." She drags her desk chair over and sits in it, facing you. "Okay, go ahead."

Where to start? For questions, well, you have ALL the questions, starting with everything, and ending with everything else. But there's one that comes to mind before all others.

"So why haven't you and Sakamoto cut me up into little pieces and hidden all evidence of my existence yet?"

Minna sighs. "I'm not in the mood for this shit. Be serious. That's an order."

You Look at her. She takes a full five seconds to process it.

"Did your mother kick you in the head when you were a baby?"

"I-"

"Or was it your papa?"

"I-"

"Must've been a *horse,*" she finishes, boggling at you. "What the HELL makes you even think of - like -what?" Minna honestly seems confused.

>HOW EXPLAIN!?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:43 No.18279259 >>18279250 How many times can I slap you for putting me through this bullshit?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:44 No.18279260 >>18279251 Well, let's start with all those male magic users they teach us about in history class... oh right.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:44 No.18279265 >>18279251 I know witches don't get out much, but is she completely oblivious as to the sociopolitical impact that magic had for women's rights?

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/10/12(Sat)19:44 No.18279266 File: 1331426679.png-(39 KB, 269x288, NEIN.png) >>18279185

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:44 No.18279268 >>18279251 You zapped me in the head, what the fuck was that about?

>>	Cookie 03/10/12(Sat)19:45 No.18279270 "Okay, seeing as we'll be here for a while why don't you start from the beginning?"

>>	Inquisitorial Librarian 03/10/12(Sat)19:45 No.18279275 >>18279251 "Well. You have to do something with male magic users, right? And it's not like they're ever heard of..."

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:45 No.18279276

>>18279251
"Public knowledge of male magic users is at zero, even during a fight for the human race's survival. You and Lt. Commander Sakamoto were discussing my powers behind my back like there was something wrong.

"Ergo, there must be some kind of cover-up."

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:45 No.18279279 >>18279251 "Because the little conversation I stumbled upon in the cellar sounded very much like you two were planning on how to dispose of me..."

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:45 No.18279281 >>18279268 Sure is not reading the last fucking thread.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:45 No.18279283 >>18279251 Merlin, motherfucker do you know him? We're living proof of millenia of false information spread by god knows who and you're asking why we think our existance and abilities should be put away?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:46 No.18279284 >>18279251 It's a reasonable fucking question. Do try to remember that non-witch people are humans too.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:46 No.18279286 >>18279276 This is well worded. +1 for this request

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:46 No.18279290 >>18279251 i aint never heard of no wizards. yet it was so easy to get outed that the yeagers busted be when i was actively trying to hide it. something that easy being that secret implies a secret keeper, no?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:47 No.18279294 >>18279251 Why the fuck else would you and Sakamoto lie to me about this stuff?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:47 No.18279298 >>18279251 "I'm a pilot, things I don't see coming usually kill me pretty damn quick. So I immediately jump to the worst case scenario."

Will 03/10/12(Sat)19:47 No.18279301

>>18279251
Why the big secret? Why don't we hear about Gno-er, male wizards, in the news, fighting in the war and stuff with magic? I mean, you never hear anything about em, and they obviously exist...eheh...Maybe 'government abduction and dissection' was a -bit- of a logic jump.

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:47 No.18279302

>>18279251
>EXPLAIN?

Let me see. Hushed whispers in the basement of an ancient castle filled with magic. The fact that no one seems to know actual male magic? The fact that it is female magic that keeps the genders equal and male magic would fuck that up? The fact that both you and Shirley were both trying to get me to show off my 'magic' without coming out and asking. I don't know, how about all that fucking cloak and dagger shit, princess. Now, how about you be serious and tell me why I'm not dead and why you're bringing more Gnomes here?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:48 No.18279306 >>18279276 Dis. Everyone knows that male magic users don't exist. Yet every time something uncommon happened there were Witches all up in his face and then behind his back running tests.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:48 No.18279307 >>18279251 "Well, then you explain why nobody seems to want to admit that gnomes even exist!"

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:48 No.18279310 >>18279276 This, and they seemed to be looking for a way to make him 'go away' in a non-specific manner.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:49 No.18279322 Male magic seems like a big fucking deal, super secret, no "one fucking knows and there must be a goddamn reason and way that is kept secret. So, what gives?"

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:49 No.18279327 >>18279276 >>18279294 >>18279302 These. And don't forget, Mio was in on it too. She's all "oh, you kids" about this crap, but it doesn't get her out of it. She could have talked to us about it herself, if she really cared.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:50 No.18279333 File: 1331427003.png-(448 KB, 1920x1075, atypicaldayofSWQ.png) BECAUSE I SPEAN ESPERANTO BITCH

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:51 No.18279344 >>18279286 >well worded >ergo MC would never say ergo. Ever. I'll second everything but that.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:51 No.18279345 I'm a wizard, baby. So why don't you kill me?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:51 No.18279352 >>18279344 He might. We're supposed to be "classy" sometimes, remember?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:51 No.18279357 >>18279345 This sounds like something we would say

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/10/12(Sat)19:52 No.18279367
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>>18279251

"Because the little conversation I stumbled upon in the cellar sounded very much like you two were planning on how to dispose of me!" you exclaim.

"Whu?"

"There you two are, in the cellar, and you're like 'OH WE OWE HIM' but Sakamoto is like 'THIS IS BIGGER THEN US' which is usually the prelude to a statement like 'THE GOOD OF THE MANY IS GREATER THEN THE GOOD OF SOME ASSHOLE PILOT,' and then it's *BANG!*" you make a gun of your hand and shoot an invisible bullet- - "and then shuff shuff shuff," you dig into the floor with a phantom spade, "-and then ALLEY-OOP," you toss your own pantomime body into the invisible hole.

"... but why?" Minna says, still flabbergasted.

"Well gee I dunno perhaps something about NO MALE WITCHES BEING IN THE HISTORICAL RECORD FOR LIKE ALL THE YEARS," you declare. "Not since 900 AD, not since 500 BC, but *all* the years. The whole shebang, the total amount of all years ever. No male witches."

"Duh," Minna says. "They'd be called warlocks or wizards or something."

You fume at her, and she lets a small smile slip at your agitation.

"So it's a reasonable conclusion that the world-wide alliance of Witches, you know the whole 'ancient sisterhood' thing has been doing something to quiet the knowledge and that equals WHACK'IN 'em!"

Minna is biting her lip - oh, no, now she's covering her mouth. Yeah, she's laughing at you.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:52 No.18279370 So, just to check cause I'm a little slow sometimes, Sakamoto thought we were fucking, or about to, when she came in?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:52 No.18279371 >>18279344 ERGO!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:53 No.18279380 That squinty thing she's doing with her left eye is actually quite perturbing.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:54 No.18279388 >>18279367 Well, she better make with the splainations if she wasn't talking about offing you.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:54 No.18279389 >>18279367 Punch her. That should get her attention and stop her laughing.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:54 No.18279390 >>18279367 It really isn't that far fetched. The political implications of male magic are something even MC has acknowledged. I don't understand her reaction here. Is she really that stupid?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:54 No.18279392 >>18279367 OK SO I'M WRONG, FINE, WHATEVER, JUST FUCKING EXPLAIN IT ALREADY

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:54 No.18279394 >>18279367 Oh god. Evil villain laughter. She's going to monologue at us and then start with the murder. WE KNOW TOO MUCH

>>	Arcbound 03/10/12(Sat)19:55 No.18279396 >>18279367 Bitch doesn't know how the government works.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:55 No.18279398 File: 1331427317.gif-(2.79 MB, 350x263, 35235124132312124.gif) >>18279367 >NO MALE WITCHES >"Duh, they'd be called wizards or warlocks"

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:55 No.18279404 In before failing to get to the plot point again.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:55 No.18279405 Let's just leave. "You know Hellcow. I like you. You save my life, but if you stand in my way now I WILL DESTROY YOU!"

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:55 No.18279408 this the part where it gets all "you REALLY thought there wasnt no male magic?" and it turns out that its a massive consensual myth and we're just the one kid who made it to high school without ever realizing there was no santa.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:56 No.18279410 >>18279370 No, she thought we SHOULD HAVE BEEN. >>18279367 "Oh here we go, the Pilot is funny because NOBODY FUCKING TOLD HIM ANYTHING. EVER."

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:56 No.18279412 >>18279367 She's in no position to be laughing right now. Not after the crap she's put us through to find this shit out. It's just pissing me off.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:56 No.18279413 >>18279405 Or this. Get answers from Sakabroto. She's senseable. Maybe we can find Kathy

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:57 No.18279417 >>18279405 >>18279413 SHUT. UP. RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:57 No.18279418 >>18279412 See >>18279389

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:57 No.18279423 >>18279405 >>18279413 If we leave now, that's it for her. She's got one chance to make this shit right, and if she doesn't do it now then fuck her.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:57 No.18279425 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVHEFiLQ3GU

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:58 No.18279426 >>18279389 im up for a punch tbh. this shit gets old.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:58 No.18279434 >>18279367 can you only take me seriously if Im pointing a gun at you?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:58 No.18279435 >>18279417 No. Minna is being a bitch. Again. She opens her mouth for two paragraphs and I can't stand her anymore. Again.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:58 No.18279438 >>18279426 A slap would do just fine... A good old fashion brightslap.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/10/12(Sat)19:58 No.18279439
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>>18279367

"What are you laughing at?" you demand.

"So you found us conspiring in the basement of an ancient castle..." Minna narrates, splaying her hands dramatically to illustrate the scope of the tale. "An ancient castle of the Witches... and there's two Witches discussing the *male.* With the *forbidden knowledge.* Yeah, we were talking about how to dice you up and toss you in the cauldron... bubble, toil and trouble~" she says, giggling.

Wait, giggle? She freaking giggled.

"It's not funny," you say sullenly, but that just starts her giggling again. She covers her eyes, and takes a second to calm down, but when she looks up at your carefully crafted expression of haughty, wounded dignity, she just goes off again, slumping back in the chair. She finally recovers, and straightens up, glancing up at you swiftly to test the waters before she dares look at you again.

"The logic was sound!" you declare, slamming your fist into your thigh dramatically.

AND AWAY SHE GOES AGAIN, DAMMIT

IT'S NOT FUNNY

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)19:59 No.18279441 >>18279412 >>18279426 I'm ok with this.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:00 No.18279450 >>18279439 This is fucking gold.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:00 No.18279452 >>18279439 Wtf? Ok, no seriously. Hit her. >>18279389 >>18279412 >>18279426 >>18279438

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:00 No.18279454 >>18279439 It's obvious we;re not going to learn anything here. I'm tired of this bullshit. Let's leave. Gnome the cow If we must

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:00 No.18279457 >>18279439 Yup. LEAVING!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:00 No.18279458 >>18279439 Well then why is it a fucking secret?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:00 No.18279459 >>18279439 Okay, you had your laugh at the stupid pilot, now tell me what I missed!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:00 No.18279463 >>18279439 I guess she really is that braindead. That, or she's been on this fucking island too long.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:01 No.18279468 >>18279439 Anyone got that GnomeHowAboutISlapYourShit.jpg on 'em?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:01 No.18279469 File: 1331427691.png-(51 KB, 324x246, Idunno.png) >>18279439 If this bitch isn't gonna take us seriously, then fuck her, we can go shoot that cow and ask someone else. Damn Martians.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:01 No.18279470 File: 1331427693.jpg-(15 KB, 618x407, 618px-JeanLucPicardFacepalm.jpg) >Whats with all the calls to violence

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:02 No.18279478 File: 1331427740.jpg-(123 KB, 741x799, rage4.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:02 No.18279482 >>18279439 Wait for it...

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:02 No.18279485 >>18279470 BITCH YOU BEST NOT BE LAUGHING AT ME I GON' SHOT YOU UP i love how there's all these calls to slap her when she could kick our ass around the castle without breaking a godamn sweat she is our physical superior

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:02 No.18279488 File: 1331427768.jpg-(16 KB, 293x208, 1279165661008.jpg) >>18279439

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:03 No.18279492 >>18279470 HERP DERP IM FRUSTRATED BETTER LAY THE SMACKDOWN ON MY FEMALE CO Let her laugh it up. We will get her back for this.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:03 No.18279493 File: 1331427789.jpg-(16 KB, 250x305, JanewayDiplomacy.jpg) >>18279470 I'll have you know this is the highest form of Diplomacy.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:03 No.18279494 >>18279470 It's because she thinks its funny that we were worried about getting our ass diced up on a slate somewhere.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:03 No.18279496 >>18279470 I think people just had enough of her bs

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:03 No.18279498 Oh man, my face hurts from smiling so hard.

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:03 No.18279499

>>18279470
learn how to fucking greentext properly, for starters.
Second, our position here is not as absurd as she (and possibly PF) are making it out to be. If she can't appreciate the gravity behind this then what can we really expect to learn from her? We need to make her realize how serious we are.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:04 No.18279501 >>18279485 Fucking this. In a plane we are a threat to her. In her room we are no more than an insolent child.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:04 No.18279503 Oh God, the Butthurt! Personally, I think it's very funny and appropriate reaction for her to his misguided, but very real to him logic. This is hilarious!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:04 No.18279504 >>18279496 Those people are either manchildren or literal children.

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:04 No.18279506

"Allright, genius, why AREN'T wizards or whatchamacallits in the history books? How could something that big be kept a secret? I remember in sixth grade, Mrs. [TeacherName] made us memorize the names of witches from the Hundred Years War, but I never learned ANYTHING about guys having sparkles."

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:04 No.18279509

>>18279485
>i love how there's all these calls to slap her when she could kick our ass around the castle without breaking a god damn sweat
>implying we aren't into that
>implying it wouldn't end in "fade to black" and then us waking up next to Mina in the morning

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:04 No.18279513 >>18279470 We don't need to hit her, but she needs to get with the fucking program. This isn't some fucking joke.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:04 No.18279516 >>18279470 this whole "you made a logical conclusion from the evidence you have but I know something you dont HA HA HA. thing is basically the worst trope of all time and id pay good money to see one of those scenes end with a haymaker to the face.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:04 No.18279518 >>18279499 Or, we missed something TERRIBLY obvious, and the feedback between our comments and the protagonist's thoughts resulted in a paranoia feedback loop.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:05 No.18279521 >>18279470 Says the guy who was more than willing to beat his opponents to death with his bare hands.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:05 No.18279525 >>18279501 I think we could knock her out before she could charge up, but it doesn't really matter. She wouldn't take it that far and we probably won't hit her anyway.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:05 No.18279531 >>18279516 This.

>>	Arcbound 03/10/12(Sat)20:05 No.18279532 File: 1331427951.jpg-(30 KB, 440x434, tran.jpg) >Minna laughs at our conspiracy theories >Responses call for violence What the fuck guys. Do you do this with everyone who thinks your ideas sound laughable crazy?

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/10/12(Sat)20:06 No.18279533
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>>18279439

"Okay," Minna says at last, catching her breath. "Okay. I'm sorry."

You glare at her. "You are not."

She almost starts to giggle again, but gets it under control. "Sorry. Sorry. Just... been a while since I've laughed like that."

That cheerful little bon mott sucks the wind out of the ragesails, and you simmer down. "Okay. What was so funny about it?"

"You weren't even sure you had... magic... at first, right?"

"Right," you agree. "Wait. Oh."

"Right," she says, grinning. "Male magic is like that. It's subtle."

"Yeah, Trude explained that much to me, at least," you say, rubbing your head.

"She what!?" Minna leans forward, looking alarmed.

"I didn't say nuthin," you say defensively. "Just asked her about magic in the most general sense."

"Oh," Minna says, calming down.

"Yeah, so, she explained all that extension-of-natural-you stuff. I get that. What I DON'T get is why male magic is subtle."

"How so?"

"As in, why can I make an engine run a little better but YOU-" you thrust your finger at her "-CAN SUMMON SHIELDS THAT STOP TANK ROUNDS AND FLY AROUND BY PUTTING FANCY LEGGINGS ON AND AUTOMAGICALLY KNOW WHERE EVERYBODY IS AND WHAT THEY'RE FEELING AND ALL THIS CRAZY SHIT I DON'T EVEN."

"Oh," Minna says. "That's got to do with the nature of magic itself."

Will 03/10/12(Sat)20:06 No.18279534

Hey guys, there was no greentext >WAT DO/SAY

Hence, planefag is not taking suggestions. Before yall bitch about railroading, pay attention to when prompts are given. He's playing out the consequences of the last WAT DO right now.

tl;dr stop whining faggots, sit and read until the next wat do.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:06 No.18279536 >>18279532 It's not laughably crazy, you fucking idiot.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:06 No.18279539 >>18279525 And even if we did, she's still our commanding officer.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:06 No.18279541 >>18279532 What violence? We mostly want to leave

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)20:06 No.18279544 File: 1331428000.jpg-(130 KB, 587x469, just jump.jpg) >wake to to strike witches thread TODAY IS A GOOD DAY

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:06 No.18279545 >>18279518 Or we punch her, ride DevilCow out of here, and bro with Kathy and Sakabroto until we get kicked off this island. See if we can fit Miafoogi and Lynnette into our trunk space, they're small enough.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:07 No.18279549 >>18279544 Mornin' LG. Warmly waiting our next installment.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:07 No.18279557 >getting THE MAGIC infodump at last >"nope, punch Minna in the face, escape island." Jesus FUCK, people.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/10/12(Sat)20:08 No.18279558 >>18279534 >implying people pay attention to how things work

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:08 No.18279559 My grandfather was part of VMF-214 during WWII. Castle Barin will be a smoking ruin within 48 hours.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:08 No.18279561 >>18279533 >"Right," you agree. "Wait. Oh." The fuck? What did we miss?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:08 No.18279563 >>18279557 Agreed. Chill the fuck down.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:09 No.18279574 >>18279557 >>18279563 see >>18279516 I'm all for getting the info, but this is just insulting.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:09 No.18279577 >>18279533 No shit, Miss Adler! (Calling her Sherlock does not make much sense)

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:10 No.18279582 >>18279561 Male magic is subtle. We haven't heard of any wizards because they weren't even aware of themselves being magic in the first place. Or something like that.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:10 No.18279583 >>18279561 Male magic wasn't as much as a secret. It's just nobody ever realized that men can magic. For people there were simply mad skillz

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:11 No.18279589 >>18279561 Read the next line.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:11 No.18279594 >>18279533 What the shit? It was still a reasonable assumption.

Arcbound 03/10/12(Sat)20:11 No.18279598

>>18279541
From her point of view, it is. She knows more than we do about all this, therefore has a much broader view about it all. It's the same as looking back into history and reading about people who thought the Earth was flat, and all the explanations for it, because their perspective was limited.

>>18279536
I see posts calling for her to be slapped, punched, and threatened with a gun. Dunno what you would call that, but I'd call those threats of violence. I'm not stating ALL the posts are calling for this, but there are a few.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:11 No.18279599 >>18279574 No, I'm sorry, PF is tossing your flaming paranoia back at you and you get OFFENDED? Fucking seriously?

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:12 No.18279604

>>18279574
I agree. We could be getting this from Trude or Shirley or someone not giggling at us because, what 'Male Magic is Subtle'? That's still shit anyone who gives a rats ass about anything historical, military or technological should know about. 'Hey, did you know that Tesla managed to actual make a giant death ray that no one knows how he did that'? Because fuck, we broke a plane that was just fixed. We should be hearing stories or shit.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:12 No.18279608 >>18279561 Not flashy enough to make the news. >>18279544 Start your shit! >>18279534 Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:12 No.18279609 >>18279582 We found out, and Conrad and his teacher found out. Over thousands of years, someone would have gone public. Yet that hasn't happened. Something must have prevented it.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:13 No.18279615 >in b4 male historians "omitted" references to the talent because it would make prominent leaders and generals seem less awesome or "manly", and witches have just rolled their eyes, shrugged, and moved on for centuries.

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:13 No.18279622

>>18279582
>>18279583

we accidentally synced a room full of clocks. just by walking in there. 'no one noticed' doesn't fly.

it might just be a plothole though. id be willing to forgive that though. this isnt a book that can just be written down. flanepag is herding cats here. cats that hate each other.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:13 No.18279624 >>18279574 >>18279604 Guys... You are making a big mistake that still is an issue. This is Minna's perspective; How good is Minna on political history/sociology?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:14 No.18279626 >>18279598 Learn to fucking read, retard. Our theory is what isn't crazy; it was a reasonable conclusion based on the evidence we had at the time. And her she is laughing at us for acting rationally.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:14 No.18279629 >>18279604 >someone not giggling at us Right, because none of them are going to giggle at >I SWEAR THEY'RE GOING TO SHIP ME OFF AND VIVISECT ME AND STUDY MY REMAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:14 No.18279630

>>18279536
Yes it is. It has been for a LONG time.

Weeks ago, I said as much myself. SO MANY of the regular posters got it into their heads that there was NO POSSIBLE WAY that there wasn't a grand conspiracy that I actually stopped trying to argue. You people get an idea in your heads and get so fixated on it that you bend every little detail to fit, even if there are much simpler explanations.

I've been laughing at you guys too. FOR WEEKS. Accordingly, the amount of asspain in this thread as the conspiracyfags are confronted with how wrong they were pleases me.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:15 No.18279642 >>18279624 Apparently not very good, if she can't understand the basic jump in reasoning we made based on that stuff.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:15 No.18279646 >>18279609 GUYS REMEMBER THAT TANK I REPAIRED ALL ALONE? I THINK I MIGHT BE A WIZARD Holy shit, you're right. Good job, Wiizard! NO, LIKE I CAN ACTUAL MAGIC Now you're being dumb >And then they all went drinking.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:15 No.18279647 >>18279624 Shit, apparently. Utter and completely, for the great WING COMMANDER of the mighty 501st.

NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/10/12(Sat)20:16 No.18279653

>>18279630
This reality is more logical, Paranoia world is nice to play in, but having a calm period when the character can realize that "wait, batshit insanity isn't useful all the time" helps, and now is that time. In fights you need crazy, now we need that logic that will prevent them from... what's the old code for medical discharge, I don't even think we use it now.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:16 No.18279659 >>18279630 I'm mad, because instead of schooling us she is just being a damn bitch. Again. There is no person in this whole quest that I despise more than her. Yes. Even Evil McWarcrimes is more likeable.

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:17 No.18279661

>>18279609
Thousands of years without machines and no knowledge about why somebody would be a better swordsman but being blessed by god or just more talented.
They possibly could not explain a talent but that won't seem so odd if you don't really know what you should scientifically be abled to do.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:17 No.18279663 >>18279646 Ok, and then they walk into a clock store and make everything tick together. Someone takes them seriously and it goes public. It's bound to happen over millenia, but it hasn't for some reason.

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:17 No.18279667

>>18279630

>even if there are much simpler explanations.
i would love to hear one. leaving aside the fact that the is indeed a conspiracy. its right there in black and white bub just scroll up.

we are now aware that it probably isnt violent though. which is good.

> the amount of asspain in this thread as the conspiracyfags are confronted with how wrong they were pleases me.
no ones mad about that.

>>	Arcbound 03/10/12(Sat)20:18 No.18279669 >>18279626 Just like the alien abduction of Chris, right? It's simply limited perspective and us jumping to conclusions. There could be other reasons as to why no male witches have come out of the woodwork, doesn't have to be the utter genocide of the talent.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/10/12(Sat)20:18 No.18279671
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>>18279533

"The basics of it were worked out in Antiquity," Minna tells you. "Aristotle himself took a crack at it."

"And Plato," you say.

She nods. "But Plato was full of shit."

"Naturally."

"Magic is a literal extension of your life-force," Minna tells you. "Your presence in reality, your soul, if you will. In scientific terms, more modern scholars have likened it to how the body generates electricity to move muscles. Bio-electricity... well, magic is bio-something-else. Another form of energy, that can be used like energy. Which is why we can't just snap our fingers and roast orcs like Gandalf or whoever; anymore then you can drive from here to London by sitting on a jug of petrol and shouting LOS!"

You nod, looking interested.

"But you can read that anywhere. It's common knowledge, if you get into the right library."

You nod casually, as if you could totally get into those libraries, totally sober, you just never chose too.

"What they don't tell you, though, is... well, this is all theory," Minna cautions you. "There's not that many ways to test it, you understand. But..." she places a hand on her belly - "women give birth to new life. Directly. Our creative force is innate, in a sense. It's only natural our ability to manifest magical energy would be likewise direct."

"... and men?"

"Men?" Minna says. "Men are tools. Users! Tool users."

You lurch back, affronted.

"I didn't-"

"Uh huh," you say dubiously. "Do continue."

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:18 No.18279674 >>18279663 Clocks have not been around that long. And it's not like a lot of people keeps running through these stores.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:20 No.18279682 >>18279663 Hahaha, no. No sane man would make a title out of that. People of that time would simply declare It as a load of fancy bullshit. >He was most likely drunk, my dear lad.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:20 No.18279683 >>18279671 "So men are wankers, is that it? Goddammit."

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:20 No.18279687 >>18279674 It's an example, fuckwit. There are others for other eras.

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:21 No.18279697

>>18279653
The term for a psychological discharge is a "Section 8"
>>18279659
We take great pains to fuck with EVERYONE we meet, but as soon as someone has a gigglefest over MC being a paranoid nutjob, they've somehow crossed the line?

Gimme a break. It's about damn time somebody cut MC back down to size a little.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:21 No.18279700 Okay. Now she's also being an offensive sexist. There any lows you won't go to, Minna?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:22 No.18279705 >>18279682 Are any of the gnomes we know of sane? Would only take one true egomaniac to get it out into the open. Someone who liked showing off exactly what he could do.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:22 No.18279708 File: 1331428942.png-(34 KB, 199x200, 1328357103665.png) >>18279671 >Men are tools

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/10/12(Sat)20:22 No.18279714
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>>18279599

And the best part is, the "flaming paranoia" is pretty in-character, considering that "male magic" anything is a political grenade and political grenades tend to separate pilots from their active flight status.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:23 No.18279719 >>18279700 >offensive sexist We should totally have the right to produce magical shields.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:23 No.18279726 >>18279687 In earlier times, a magical tool-user is considered crazy good and that's It. And how exactly do imagine this going public in medieval or earlier times?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:23 No.18279727 File: 1331429025.jpg-(112 KB, 488x516, Minna No Men Allowed.jpg) >>18279700 Sexism wasn't something people made a huge hooplah about back in the 40's, Minna's always been incredibly sexist.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:23 No.18279728 >>18279697 It's not paranoia. Is it the mostly likely explanation? No. But it's definitely a possible one, and being the worst case scenario, pretty damn likely the one we'll go with.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:23 No.18279729 Attention, everyone: Stop being weeaboo fanboy waifufag /a/tards. The only true love for the MC is the Widow.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:23 No.18279730 >>18279714 See, told you Doesn't need to be a conspiracy; Just needs to threaten our flight status.

>>	NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/10/12(Sat)20:23 No.18279731 >>18279671 >women have creative magic >men have tool magic fucking discworld discworld (i love you bro keep it up!)

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:23 No.18279733

>>18279697
Laughing? Yes, no problem. Doing so for half an hour? Yeah. No. If it weren't for HellCow any sane person would've left already. Not to mention that it made sense with the information we had. It's not like we could've entered a magic library.
Doesn't help that she's always being condescending. My ability to tolerate her has been worn thin.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:24 No.18279734 File: 1331429040.jpg-(43 KB, 554x439, 1326198310941.jpg) >metagaming as hard as fuck to avoid learning anything about magic >find out we are a wizard >male magic sure is subtle and hard to notice isn't it?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:24 No.18279742 >>18279700 Stop throwing your hate towards Minna. You were wrong. Deal with it.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/10/12(Sat)20:24 No.18279744
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>>18279714

AND LETS NOT FORGET:

>Character is paranoid
>Minna laughs at him
>WOUNDED PRIDE

And then:

>anon is paranoid
>Minna laughs at their conclusion
>WOUNDED PRIDE

I swear to god if we put anon in flight suits you couldn't tell the difference.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:25 No.18279750 >>18279726 You could, if you made enough pious noise. Then you would be declared a saint.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:25 No.18279751 >>18279671 I suggest slapping her on behalf of all men for that one.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:25 No.18279752 >>18279714 No, really, how is it not a reasonable conclusion to reach? It might be subtle, but that's not enough to keep it under wraps for thousands of years.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:25 No.18279755 >>18279714 That's what makes it awesome, the paranoia is both ridiculous, and in-character, and she called him on it!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:25 No.18279757 >>18279744 And thats why you're awesome, PF.

>>	Major Airlift 03/10/12(Sat)20:26 No.18279764 File: 1331429174.jpg-(64 KB, 1008x358, 1308034194827.jpg) >>18279744 It was all part of the Planefag plan!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:26 No.18279765 >>18279744 Planefag, there are times I glad you're the one running this quest. This is one of them.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:26 No.18279766 >>18279742 >>18279744 How about you eat your own words, asshole?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:26 No.18279767 >>18279744 I'm pretty sure anon can barely drive a car, much less any kind of aircraft, but other than that? Sure.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:27 No.18279776 >>18279744 Except for the part that a large majority of Anon can't actually fly a plane. I'm sure most of us only have flight sim and Ace Combat experience.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:27 No.18279778 >>18279767 i can fly.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:27 No.18279779 >>18279744 It's not that the conclusion is wrong that bothers me. It's that she doesn't seem to understand that it was rational of us to reach that conclusion. She's calling us an idiot because we don't know what she does.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:27 No.18279780 Laugh it up. We'll see how is laughing when I fly straight into the Dungeon Dimensions and give those fucks a lift out of there.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:28 No.18279784 >>18279776 Remember that "flying a plane" and "being trusted with a plane" are very different things I can fly a plane... I can't be trusted with one for 4 years of flight school.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:28 No.18279788 Alright, please no hitting the commander. We've finally got her talking. "So what about my specific power? You called it Machine Affinity?"

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:28 No.18279792 >>18279784 I'll rephrase then. Can't fly a plane effectively and land it without breaking something expensive.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:29 No.18279793 >>18279766 We were overly prideful and stupid. That's why she's laughing at us. I am too.

>>	NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/10/12(Sat)20:29 No.18279795 >>18279776 I have a prop license, its a hobby (I want to eventually go for a helicopter license, but its fun flying Cessnas

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:29 No.18279796 >>18279792 Still describing a pilot.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:30 No.18279803 >>18279792 That's a far more accurate statement. On topic, we need to serious the fuck up. "Alright, So I don't need to worry about my extremely vital organs, now how about my career?"

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:30 No.18279805 >>18279793 We were overly prideful and stupid because we made a reasonable guess about why they were lying to us about gnome stuff?

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/10/12(Sat)20:30 No.18279810

>>18279671

"Okay," Minna says. "Um. Before I go further, are you comfortable?"

"... what the hell?"

"Need a chair? Should I send somebody to the kitchen for coffee or something?"

You briefly consider agreeing, but realize you won't be there to see HellCow take the coffeepot from some General's hands, and that spoils most of the fun. You'd have to give Ian your camera... you make a note for later. "No, I'm fine. Why?"

"Because your face is all red and you're huffing a bit."

"Is not."

Minna reaches to her left and angles the mirror on her desk so you can see yourself.

"Too hot in here."

"Mmmhmm. I've never had this conversation... but whenever I contemplated it, I always figured it'd be a blow to male pride."

"Why? There's nothing wrong with it."

"Then why are you getting mad?"

"I'm not getting mad."

"You're in denial."

"I'M NOT-"

Minna bites her lip again, the corners of her mouth tugging upwards. "This is it. Right here. The heart of it."

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:32 No.18279821 >>18279810 Now we punch her.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:32 No.18279822 >>18279810 oh ffs. that's it, I'm siding with the people saying we should leave. let's just go get drunk

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:32 No.18279823 File: 1331429553.jpg-(141 KB, 540x360, warlock.jpg) So we warlocks now? I WALKED THE WITCHES' PATH... AND IT ONLY LEADS TO WAR

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:32 No.18279824 >>18279779 Rational? You are proposing a 2 millennium long conspiracy, and no one in that entire time had any problems with it. That the girl who like us was in on it the entire to and wanted to kill us. That's textbook paranoia right there.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:32 No.18279827 File: 1331429558.png-(520 KB, 513x647, 132378519562.png) >>18279821

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:32 No.18279830 >>18279810 Neger, du sauer.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:32 No.18279831 >>18279810 Oh god... Male magic... Is powered by rage... This completely explains Percussive maintenence.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:33 No.18279835 >>18279810 FUCK IT WE ARE OUT!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:33 No.18279840 >>18279821 No. Just no.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:34 No.18279848 >>18279810 I hope she slaps us. It's the only way she'll get through to MC.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:34 No.18279849 File: 1331429643.jpg-(23 KB, 428x336, YouMad.jpg) >>18279810 >our MAD powers our magic YESSSSSSSS

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:34 No.18279854 >>18279824 There wouldn't be that many events needing suppression, the witches have long been quite insular and politically united, and Minna was never comfortable with the whole thing. Saying she wanted to cut us up herself was a joke.

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:34 No.18279856

>finally get an explanation
>people want to hit her
>people want to LEAVE

YOU ARE ALL RETARDED I SWEAR TO GOD.

Quit overreacting. Leave that to the MC.

Take a few deep breaths and try to calm down. Let her finish her shpeel and then find out what Machine Affinity means.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:34 No.18279859 >>18279821 No Punching, she hasn't called us a Gnome yet.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:34 No.18279860 File: 1331429678.jpg-(112 KB, 1280x720, 1331422999401.jpg) So magic is powered by emotion

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:34 No.18279864 File: 1331429698.jpg-(45 KB, 350x590, 1238436730944.jpg) >>18279823 Tech-Priest, Xeno filth.

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:35 No.18279866

>>18279733
You ever made fun of any of those "ancient astronaut" theorists? They all think that their logic makes sense, too.

It's the same principle. Someone comes to a completely wrong conclusion, has a humbling experience when they're confronted with how wrong they are, and it's funny. It's ESPECIALLY funny when they're as egotistical as a stereotypical fighter pilot, because it takes people like that so much longer to wrap their heads around the concept.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:35 No.18279869 >>18279810 god dammit bitch

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:35 No.18279872 >>18279835 >>18279822 You wait 10 threads and now you want to leave just because you were wrong? Just let it go already.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:35 No.18279875 File: 1331429755.jpg-(67 KB, 704x396, 1331377250509.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:36 No.18279877 >>18279849 If this is true, punch her harder. Hopefully he'll unlock secret rage powers.

>>	Arcbound 03/10/12(Sat)20:36 No.18279878 >>18279810 You know, I don't know if it is our mad that powers our skills. I think it's passion. Emotion. Any strong emotion.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:36 No.18279879 File: 1331429784.png-(3 KB, 500x500, 267937.png) >>18279810 Shit, My Little Pilot: Rage is Magic.

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:36 No.18279880

>>18279824

>Rational? You are proposing a 2 millennium long conspiracy,
yep. and thats canon now, so i dunno why you are still here if its so ridiculous to you.

> and no one in that entire time had any problems with it.
no one who managed to bust it anyway

>That the girl who like us was in on it the entire to and wanted to kill us.
no, but it was plausible enough to keep in mind up until after the basement. always work from the worst case scenario you know?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:36 No.18279885 >>18279872 Oh cut the crap, man. >>18279779

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:36 No.18279886 SOMEONE POST THE RAGE-FUELED-JETPACKS IMAGE NOW

>>	NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/10/12(Sat)20:36 No.18279887 File: 1331429815.png-(50 KB, 450x310, 1243278801367.png) >>18279856 YESSSS Also, if this MAD powers magic,

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:37 No.18279889 File: 1331429823.jpg-(202 KB, 765x765, 1327641808333.jpg) #SWQ @ rizon.net Its like my irc is moving on its own~

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/10/12(Sat)20:37 No.18279890
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>>18279810

"What? How?"

"You know how guys say women are always too emotional and all, right?"

"Yeah?"

"And how we never make sense and we're always going on about how we feel, not logical things?"

"Yeah?"

"Well, it's true."

"No shit."

"But men do it too."

"LIES."

Minna smiles. "Nope. Men act on emotion just as often as anyone. But you boys don't consider emotion a valid reason for most anything, so you rationalize it as logic. I mean, you've got entire codes for when its okay to hit on each others ex-girlfriends and those funny grunts you make when you're listening to the ball game on the radio is a language unto itself but you insist none of it exists. It's funny as hell, really." She sighs, looking at the wall to one side of you. "Emotions aren't that complex, really. They've a logic of their own. Not hard, when you learn it."

She looks at you, and something in her eyes sends a thrill through your spine. Of terror or triumph?

"It's MEN that are confusing."

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:37 No.18279895 >>18279866 I didn't. Maybe if I knew what you were talking about, I would've, but I doubt it, because I'm not an asshole. At least not like that. I'd have told them that they are being idiots. Explained why and then given up and left in a huff.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:38 No.18279899 >>18279878 Yeah, I gathered that much. But POWERED BY MAD is funnier, particularly considering the last couple of threads.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:38 No.18279903 >>18279866 If those people had sufficient evidence to support their theories then they shouldn't be ridiculed for having them, even if it later turns out that they aren't true.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:38 No.18279909 >>18279890 I belief, as a man, we are legally required to just leave now.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:39 No.18279910 >>18279890 So if we whine and bitch like her, then we can make magic shields too?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:39 No.18279912 >>18279909 then go its not that difficult

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/10/12(Sat)20:39 No.18279913 >>18279831 >Percussive maintenance. >mahnigga.jpg Just like that guy who posted about putting his dice in the microwave... and letting them sit in there a while. To think it over.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:39 No.18279916 >>18279890 >so you rationalize it as logic THAT'S NOT HOW LOGIC WORKS!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:39 No.18279917 >>18279890 It is a man that is confused.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:39 No.18279919 >>18279909 I believe, as a man we are legally required to be confusing right now.

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:39 No.18279920

>I mean, you've got entire codes for when its okay to hit on each others ex-girlfriends and those funny grunts you make when you're listening to the ball game on the radio is a language unto itself but you insist none of it exists.

SOMEONE broke the Man Rules.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:39 No.18279924 >>18279903 You had one half heard conversation, and some inferences. Not exactly the stuff good arguments are made of.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:40 No.18279928 File: 1331430012.jpg-(41 KB, 481x286, This shit is bananas.jpg) >>18279910

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:40 No.18279929 >>18279909 I do belive you are correct, though I suppose that Planefag i on a roll, our Man Card will have to be handed in to the bitch patrol after we leave.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:40 No.18279930 >>18279866 Wait, wait, wait, what you're saying is we should slap her shit and leave, and prove her wrong by turning the Widow into a giant armor suit around us?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:41 No.18279941 >>18279890 >men and women don't understand each other and each claim the other never does things right Real novel stuff here, PF.

>>	Arcbound 03/10/12(Sat)20:41 No.18279944 >>18279887 Oh absolutely. Especially when I was reminded of this >>18279899 So, now we get Rage Jetpacks and beat aliums with our own fists and handguns. Truly, we are the male Witch. All we need is a shield.

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:41 No.18279945
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>>18279671

>implying this is done

Plot progress? Questions being answered? Can't have that happening now, can we? Time to throw a massive wrench into this thread!

Since it has been a while, a quick recap:
>I give you choices, you pick one (very original, I know) and then when I finish it goes in the thread. Then process starts anew. Now, I am slow as hell so there will probably be a few threads between each picture. You pick something hard and it will be longer. Seem fair? Good.

[ ] Pose as a team, 'cuz shit just got real (Ian, Sean, MC and our one true love: the P-61)
[ ] Male Bonding: NO HOMO *
[ ] Cheesecake of MC to Troll Minna (INCREDIBLY HOMO)
[ ] So three airmen, a little sister, a cow that Hissses and a witch dual wielding guns on a horse walk into a barn... : And the punchline is NOPEMARTIAN. This one will take a while, so get comfy if it is picked.
[ ] FUCK YOU I HAVE DEMON COW: Our heros gloriously riding into battle. On a cow. Trude and her sister are there or something too, I don't know. I just draw this shit.
[ X ] ONWARDS, MY NOBLE STEED!: Sean lunging into battle with his hell cow. Swords only. Final destination. It will be glorious. Freebie. I am going to do this one anyway so don't waste a choice on it.
[ ] Haters Gonna Hate: Yoshika and Lynette with aviators giving 0 fucks
[ ] Witches Sans Britches: Witch of choice gets drawn. Battle mode optional.
[ ] Touchdown Thruman Thomas!: MC running through a battle field with Miyafuki tucked under one arm while she is generating a shield and screaming "SON OF A DUCK"

To be cont'd...

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:41 No.18279946 File: 1331430074.gif-(2.2 MB, 337x268, 1289010886908.gif) >>18279909 Stop fucking shitposting. We've waited forever to get this. Leaving is not an option. "So the use of magic is tied into feeling emotion?"

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:41 No.18279947 >>18279912 >>18279909 You wanted an explanation. Now shut up a get it.

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:41 No.18279950

>>18279945

[ ] No one likes Perrine. NO ONE.: Ian trapped in the presence of the worst witch on a couch. Poor bastard.
[ ] TWINKIE HOUSE: MC getting cold clocked by Trude. Also, OW.
[ ] I reject your reality and substitute my own (WRITE IN CHOICE)
[ ] Operation Benevolent Overlord (Give the thread the option to choose one of the above. Ends in tears and heart break. Also has the added bonus of throwing a wrench into the middle of the thread!)

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:41 No.18279953 >>18279913 That is brilliant

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:41 No.18279955 >>18279920 Find the traitor and kill him!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:42 No.18279956 [ x] Touchdown Thruman Thomas!: MC running through a battle field with Miyafuki tucked under one arm while she is generating a shield and screaming "SON OF A DUCK" If you do this I will bear your children.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:42 No.18279958 Why are people voting to leave? We're finally getting an explanation, so what if it isn't what we expected?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:42 No.18279961 >>18279916 You are only partially correct. That is how female logic works.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:42 No.18279962 >>18279890 Karrin Murphy called that language "martian", I found that hilarious.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:42 No.18279963 >>18279945 [X] Haters Gonna Hate: Yoshika and Lynette with aviators giving 0 fucks

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:42 No.18279965 >>18279910 Apparently. Begin trying it out on her.

Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/10/12(Sat)20:42 No.18279966

Daily SW dump
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?7u9n16kqc4t0qhv
Witches in afrika
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?6jg8g2axnu9mu2k
Mid-air Re-fueling
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?3uctjy05au343l5
Ow my balls
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?b8nbjrbm7d8zr8u
Cant remember the last one

>>	Arcbound 03/10/12(Sat)20:42 No.18279967 >>18279890 WHAT IS A MAN? A MISERABLE PILE OF ANGER.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:43 No.18279973 >>18279924 That plus the socio-political background is enough. Again, it's not the strongest, not the most likely, but it's enough. Certainly enough to act cautiously because of.

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:43 No.18279974

>>18279924

except we were mostly right. witches have, in fact, known for thousands of years and kept it secret minna just admitted as much. QED, there is a conspiracy.

its just the conspiracy has worked by shutting up and hoping no one notices rather then active suppression. but there was no reason to assume things would be that easy.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:43 No.18279976 File: 1331430204.jpg-(467 KB, 592x900, 04d457e145ceff19dc4e471395d4e3(...).jpg) >>18279950 Fuck the haters. Give us a drawing of Minna.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/10/12(Sat)20:43 No.18279979

>>18279945

[X] Pose as a team, 'cuz shit just got real (Ian, Sean, MC and our one true love: the P-61)

I almost went with Haters Gonna Hate, since it'll be relevant very soon, but I really want to see you set loose on a P-61. You're a beast with mechanical details like that, seriously.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:43 No.18279982 >>18279946 >>18279947 The problem here is that our tolerance has reached its limit. We still want that explanation. We just don't want it from her anymore.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:44 No.18279987 >>18279945 GLORIOUS >SON OF A DUCK

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:44 No.18279989 >>18279976 THIS

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:44 No.18279990 >>18279945 NOPEmartian take 2 Barnyard Fun.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/10/12(Sat)20:44 No.18279991 File: 1331430285.jpg-(47 KB, 600x567, nom bird.jpg) I WILL BE BACK IN FIFTEEN MINUTES AQQUIRING FOODS

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:44 No.18279992 >>18279982 >We Bitch please, I expected far more condecending shit. She actually is TRYING to tone down on the misandry...

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:45 No.18279993 File: 1331430304.jpg-(4 KB, 300x57, captcha.jpg) >>18279945 WE NEVER FUCKING LEARNED WHO WON THE BRAWL. WE HAVE TEN QUID TO WIN OR LOSE.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:45 No.18279994 [X] Haters Gonna Hate: Yoshika and Lynette with aviators giving 0 fucks They grow up so fast~

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:45 No.18279998 >>18279982 Do you think Sakamoto wouldn't laugh at us?

>>	NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/10/12(Sat)20:45 No.18280000 >>18279945 TOUCHDOWN Thruman Thomas! lets go for that!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:45 No.18280005 >>18279979 Fuck yes.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:45 No.18280008 >>18279982 No, YOU don't want it from her. Everyone else wants to get this talk any way we can. We're getting it from Minna. So quit trying to make us walk away from the infodump that we spent multiple threads bitching for.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:45 No.18280009 >>18279909 Hey faggots! It's a joke, like the whole Skull and Bones thing where you have to leave the room if someone asks whether you're a member or not. Calm your fucking tits, bitches.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:46 No.18280014 >>18279982 Screw you. It want to hear this from Minna.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:46 No.18280016 File: 1331430383.jpg-(160 KB, 671x638, 1251580421398.jpg) >>18279890 This thread is giving me magic.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:46 No.18280019 >>18279979 >drawfag here Done. Thank god. I thought you were going to pick Operation Benevolent Overlord again. I hate having to count things without being paid.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:46 No.18280021 >>18279992 Good for you. I didn't forget all that other shit she pulled and my barrel of tolerance is full. I'm overflowing! FUCK ALL OF YOU! BADGERCUNTDICKSHIT!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:47 No.18280025 Guys. GUYS. We really should try to bone Minna now. Love her, hate her, give zero fucks - point is, Sakamoto is going to rip us a new one if we don't get our gnome on with the Wing Commander.

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:47 No.18280026

>>18279930
Um, no. What I'm saying is that in this case, we're the loopy conspiracy theorist, and that Minna's reaction to our paranoia is in line with what we should expect. I understand this well, since many of my students ardently believe crazy unprovable theories about the construction of the pyramids of Giza or the temples at Copan. I've never laughed at their faces, but I've come DAMN close.

So I think we should take a page out of MC's book and calm the fuck down.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:47 No.18280028 >>18279998 She would also get us a large beer to have and wouldn't go 'and men are just penis! haha, isn't that a scream!'

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:47 No.18280034 >>18280008 He's not the only one. Practically speaking, though, we have no choice. She doesn't have to be such a cunt, though.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:48 No.18280041 File: 1331430490.jpg-(92 KB, 1280x854, ScienceRocks.jpg) >>18279890 She can badmouth logic all she wants, but if she dares utter a bad word against Science, then the gloves are coming off.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:48 No.18280043 >>18280009 You do know we have to kill you know, right?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:48 No.18280045 >>18280021 Following that rage, we will end up on the dark side of magic.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:48 No.18280046 File: 1331430504.jpg-(210 KB, 500x561, 1318479499465.jpg) This shit is bananas.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:48 No.18280050 >>18280037 Hey fuckhead, look over here >>18280009

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:48 No.18280053 >>18280014 I'm sure it does. As for the rest of us, no we don't.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:49 No.18280058 >>18280034 She's being nicer about it than I would. And I don't even want to think about what Sakamoto would say to us.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:49 No.18280059 File: 1331430587.gif-(13 KB, 220x218, goodnightminnapride.gif) >>18279982 let her speak ya dumb fuck. you need to learn how to pick your battles, fellow hater.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:49 No.18280060 >>18280045 HELL YES! DARK SIDE AND GIANT LASER CANNONS!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:50 No.18280067 >>18280025 Fuck you, Minnafag. You can't hide that easily. Besides: >>18279134 Sakamoto should have told us this stuff herself, so she has it coming.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:50 No.18280070 >>18279945 YOU! You are awesome. You even got the proper position for a lunge in fencing, with the offhand behind the back.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:50 No.18280074 ▲ ▲▲

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:50 No.18280075 >>18279945 Write-in: Minna shooting MC in the foot with a soap bullet.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:51 No.18280086 Want to know: Why don't they recruit and train male magic users? What is Machine Affinity?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:51 No.18280087 >>18280025 Yes, but how do we troll her while doing it? Moan for Kurt?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:51 No.18280091 >>18280067 >>18280025 We invite her to take a bath with us. When she freaks out we should regain some lost dignity.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:52 No.18280095 >>18280087 No... That's beyond no... ... We should make her do engine noises.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:52 No.18280101 File: 1331430769.png-(716 KB, 1142x639, 1331369492951.png)

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:52 No.18280104 >>18280087 While doing her from behind. Last more than 10 seconds while holding on for dear life? VICTORY:

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:53 No.18280106 >>18280087 I'd almost being willing to support fucking her if we did this.

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:53 No.18280109

>>18279945
>[X] FUCK YOU I HAVE DEMON COW: Our heros gloriously riding into battle. On a cow. Trude and her sister are there or something too, I don't know. I just draw this shit.
>[X] Touchdown Thruman Thomas!: MC running through a battle field with Miyafuki tucked under one arm while she is generating a shield and screaming "SON OF A DUCK"
One of these.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:53 No.18280110 >>18280101 >Nobody Loves Mina

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:53 No.18280112 >>18280095 We should do the engine noises. And not tell her beforehand.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:54 No.18280116 >>18280087 That's low even for us. Although she DID freak out when we mentioned Trude talking to us about magic. Methinks she's somewhat insecure.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:54 No.18280121 >>18280110 >Except for 3/4 of /tg/

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:54 No.18280122 >>18280087 my other ride is a widow?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:54 No.18280124 Let's NOT fuck around IF we ever get action with Minna. Remember this is the 1940's. Premarital sex was frowned upon.

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:54 No.18280127

>>18280008
Nope.
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>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:55 No.18280130 File: 1331430911.png-(616 KB, 1142x639, 1331376790115.png) >>18280101

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:55 No.18280131 >>18280025 I vote we don't, if only to see how much more blatant Sakamoto can get at trying to make MC get into Minna's pants. Pun intended.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:55 No.18280137 >>18280025 How about we try to hook Minna and Sakamoto up, instead? We're already planning on playing matchmaker with some of the witches, might as well do all.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:55 No.18280138 >>18280127 >samefags, samefags errywhere

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:55 No.18280139 >>18280127 >implying that's not just 2 guys

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:56 No.18280143 >>18280122 Yes, but that implies that we'd drive the Minna before taking our Widow out. Hell, that suggests we'd take Minna out before taking out our wheelchair.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:56 No.18280145 >>18280131 Fuck yeah. Get Minna on the act too.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:56 No.18280146 >>18280121 /a/ maybe. You forget the Trude supporters, and now the Ericafags, too.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:57 No.18280156 >>18280138 >>18280139 You know the same could be said about the people on the other side.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:57 No.18280157 >>18280130 MY BOYFRIEND IS DEEEEEEADDDDD

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:57 No.18280158 >>18280127 >implying thats not just yourself.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:57 No.18280160 >>18280146 People actually root for Erica? I mean, she's cool and all, but.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:57 No.18280164 >>18280131 This. And then go have saved-little-sister sex with Trude.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:57 No.18280167 File: 1331431077.gif-(188 KB, 427x240, 1326766533674.gif) >>18280145 I love that idea. Double trolling.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:58 No.18280170 >>18280157 MC IS JUST LIKE MY DEAD BOYFRIEND!!!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:58 No.18280173 >>18280158 1 of em is me so only most of em can be him. inb4 i am him and we are you and everyone is just planefag masturbating.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:59 No.18280185 >>18280160 Yes. Hell, MC said he's the german he'd bang. Personally, I hope he Stay' American.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:59 No.18280186 Planefag, just have MC and Minna make out so we can stop this.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/10/12(Sat)20:59 No.18280188

>>18279962

I swear on a stack of bibles, I was writing a wizard character for a good six months before I ever saw that series, and Jim Butcher and I?

We're writing the same fucking wizard. I swear to God. Right down to the pyromania and the anger issues.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:59 No.18280189 >>18280139 Maybe, but that's still three guys then and certainly more than one. The number that guy was stating. >>18280158 See, how I left out a few posts that wanted to leave? Those are mine. The rest? Not so much. In short: Fuck you.

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:59 No.18280191

>>18280160
Since MC's comment in the barn, and the bit when we woke up there have been a few people. Though some of it just seems to be about actually getting her flustered, for a change. I could see that coming down to her and MC playing chicken, and ending up in bed together because neither flinched.
imokwiththis.jpg

>>	zanraptora 03/10/12(Sat)20:59 No.18280192 >>18280173 I'm putting a name on just to bug you from now on.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:59 No.18280193 >>18280170 You know, I wonder how much of that is true. I mean, how much do you want to bet that in the SWQ universe at least Kurt was a king of NGAF at the musical school, and that's why Minna is attracted to us?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:59 No.18280195 >>18280173 We are all PF. Everything happens in his brain.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)20:59 No.18280197 File: 1331431196.png-(605 KB, 1148x643, Mio invites Hijikata to violen(...).png) >Filename

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:01 No.18280208 >>18280193 Sure... He probably played the one man band anyways.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:01 No.18280218 >>18280191 This would be fun to explain to whomever walked in on us this time, but I'm not hopeful.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:01 No.18280221 >>18280188 We get to animate Sue and ride her around?

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:02 No.18280226
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>>18280193

Personally I am waiting for that ever hillarious moment when despite all efforts things start getting steamy with Minna, then she calls us Kurt. It is the only prospect of such actions which I find to look forward too.

>>	Major Airlift 03/10/12(Sat)21:02 No.18280231 File: 1331431369.jpg-(33 KB, 450x548, trex.jpg) >>18280188 DRESDEN FILES

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:02 No.18280232 >>18280226 And then we punch her?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:03 No.18280234 >>18280131 Nonono! We need to start going after Sakamoto herself now. She was the same level as the others, anyway, and it might finally rattle her a bit. We should just start flirting shamelessly with her next chance we get.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:03 No.18280239 >>18280226 >Oh KURT! >Oh 61!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:03 No.18280240 >>18280232 She didn't call us a gnome

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:04 No.18280247 >>18280239 >61 the count of redheads is it?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:04 No.18280248 >>18280226 ... The question is simple now... What's the response? Nope so hard we jump out the window? The stoic "zip the pants up and leave" Or the NGAF of us calling her the P-61?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:04 No.18280251 >>18280226 This is why she's no good as a waifu. If that's what it takes for people to realize that, then bring it on.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:04 No.18280253 >>18280234 We really should. She was awesome. Check with Sean first, of course.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:04 No.18280256 File: 1331431493.jpg-(26 KB, 200x176, MCRevelation.jpg) >>18280232 The we roll the canned laughter, cut to an increasing zoom shot of the MCs face, looking truly defeated, then we roll credits.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:04 No.18280258 File: 1331431498.png-(52 KB, 190x190, 1330274243985.png) >>18280186 I can hear the screams now. It would be glorious. Do it planefag. You know you want to.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:05 No.18280260 >>18280188 Dresden isn't a pyromaniac, in fact he spends a lot of time and effort trying to avoid lighting people on fire, it's just that it -FUCKING NEVER- works out that way.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:05 No.18280264 >>18280234 >>18280253 It's Ian, really, but I'm all for it.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:05 No.18280268 >>18280234 >PappyBoyington was only a little behind her

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/10/12(Sat)21:06 No.18280273
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>>18279890

"Hold up, time out," you say, making a "T" of your hands for extra emphasis. "Okay, for starters, I can see a 'Men Are-"

"No wonder Sean tracked those signals-"

"AY! AY! NO! NO!'

"-he speaks the language!"

"HEY!"

Minna grins. "Come on, I HAD to do that. After that wheelchair bullshit, you owe me."

Okay, she might have a point there. "Right. Okay. But seriously? All this is sounding exactly like all of those half-assed stereotypes that women-rights activists - including all those well-known Witches, I might add - are constantly harping about. Only men understand machines, women are explosively emotional - I mean, every stereotype. Every one! As if there hasn't been a single woman who could put together an engine? Or a cold-blooded scientist? Shit, Ian used to date a girl I would've sworn was a gila lizard in a good suit."

Minna sighs. "You're right. It's nowhere near that clear-cut. These are just general trends-"

"-and if magic is just another kind of energy, why can't I learn how to summon a shield? Or why can't Trude learn to manipulate machines, like I do?"

Minna shrugs. "Well, STRICTLY speaking, you can."

wut

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:06 No.18280282 >>18280258 They'll have hate sex, MC will go onto trying to bang Trude, and and Minna wills till be a huge bitch wishing we were Kurt. If we can get her to wear a nosecone I'm all for it.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:07 No.18280294 >>18280273 WE MUST LEARN HOW

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:07 No.18280299 >>18280273 WE STRIKE WARLOCK NOW

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:07 No.18280301 >>18280273 "If you tell me how I can do that, I will admit I like you."

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:08 No.18280308 >>18280273 >>18280294 Talk to Kathy, I guess? She's got the strongest one.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:08 No.18280315 >>18280301 >implying he does

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:08 No.18280316 Gods. You know what all this is turning into don't you? YOU REALISE THE ELDRICH HORROR WE HAVE BEEN CONSTRUCTING? YE GODS THE HORROR. WE ARE MAKING DESPERATE HOUSE WITCES. CAN YOU UNDERSTAND?!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:08 No.18280317 >>18280273 Wait, she knows about the Rolling Court Martial? >we can learn shields FUCK YES, WE ARE GO FOR ANGRY JETPACK.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:09 No.18280319 >>18280308 She could teach us the way of the AMERICA shield

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:09 No.18280321 >>18280273 "Alright... Ian, I know this is hard for you, but I want you to shoot me with these soap bullets until I stop one of them with my gnomery." "My birthday isn't for months MC, but thanks anyways."

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:09 No.18280324 >>18280308 RED WHITE AND BLUE! >>18280301 >"If you tell me how I can do that, I will lie that I like you." ftfy

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:09 No.18280327 >>18280308 Yes, we must learn to make AMERICA! shield.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:09 No.18280328 File: 1331431774.jpg-(18 KB, 300x300, 109.jpg) >>18280273 TEACH ME YOUR WITCHY WAYS

>>	Major Airlift 03/10/12(Sat)21:09 No.18280331 File: 1331431785.jpg-(11 KB, 240x160, 1327467187722.jpg) >>18280273 We must learn!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:09 No.18280332 >>18280315 >implying he doesn't

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:10 No.18280338 >>18280273 Whoop! Down on your knees asshole pilot! We will get those shields! Repairing our pride will be easy with shields!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:11 No.18280346 >>18280301 This Though fuck getting a striker unit. P-61 is where its at

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:11 No.18280352 >>18280273 Get on our knees and beg her to teach us! Pride is nothing!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:11 No.18280355 >>18280317 We were out like a day after we got to sleep. You would expect people to notice a pimped up wheelchair in the middle of the hangar.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:11 No.18280357 >>18280273 This also makes me wonder why Shirley can't do the weird nonsense we can do with engines.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:11 No.18280358 Personally, the whole subtle thing seems to me like it's more quality magic than quantity magic, meaning we could make a shield if we had enough magic but we dont.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:12 No.18280359 File: 1331431920.jpg-(63 KB, 625x531, 1323674766634.jpg) >>18280273 OUR FACE WHEN

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:12 No.18280361 File: 1331431942.jpg-(12 KB, 221x211, Eh..jpg) >>18280273 >inb4 our shields are tiny If they are, just put them up when we punch someone.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:12 No.18280367 >>18280355 I thought we had left it in the basement. Either way, good point.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:12 No.18280368 >>18280346 What about... A P-61 striker unit?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:13 No.18280375 >>18280273 Reinforcing magic tiems? TRACE ON! and amusingly, that would fit our general ability to understand women.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:13 No.18280378 >>18280368 somehow I see this going to happen by the end

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:13 No.18280382 >>18280368 How about no?

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:14 No.18280385

>>18280315
>>18280332
Hey now. This is important, so we should make sure people are clear on it. At this point, MC really isn't sure how he feels about her. Yes, he finds her attractive and likes certain things about her, but he also thinks she's a fucking bitch a lot of the time, and doesn't care to put up with her bullshit. He could go either way right now, but hasn't yet. Note that this is different than saying that he does like her, but just isn't sure whether to act on those feelings yet. He's legitimately not sure yet.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:14 No.18280390 >>18280273 "I will not go away until you teach me!"

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:14 No.18280394 >>18280308 Assuming Sakamoto doesn't murderize her first. Plus, I honestly don't think she'd be that good of a teacher.

>>	Major Airlift 03/10/12(Sat)21:14 No.18280396 >>18280368 No! We learn shields to increase the combat effectiveness of the Widow!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:14 No.18280397 >>18280378 >>18280368 But this would require a lack of pants. Utter heresy.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:14 No.18280399 >>18280368 They don't make three-seater Strikers. I think.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:14 No.18280400 >>18280368 Fuck no. We like pants. Which reminds me, we really need to up our game on getting the witches to wear them.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:15 No.18280402 >>18280382 how about BOTH

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:15 No.18280404 File: 1331432107.jpg-(94 KB, 888x668, MAGICAL PUNCH.jpg) >>18280361 MAGIC PUNCHES

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:15 No.18280410 >>18280368 And abandon our girl? Fuck that

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:15 No.18280411 >>18280402 How about no?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:15 No.18280412 >>18280385 >Yes, he finds her attractive and likes certain things about her, but he also thinks she's a fucking bitch a lot of the time, and doesn't care to put up with her bullshit. This describes my girlfriend to a T actually...

NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/10/12(Sat)21:16 No.18280414

>>18280375
...we shiro now.
fuck, we are shiro now.
This makes too much sense.

>>8280357
She can, that's her skill besides GO FUCKING FAST, she does this in the anime to make her strikers go Fast. (She is going to make a P-86 out of the Aerocomet when she is given that to test out)

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:16 No.18280415 >>18280368 "It's on with the planelegs, or you'll get no sugar from me, sweetheart." >>18280273 Let's not forget, we need to ask what they WERE talking about in the basement.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:16 No.18280416 >>18280399 Not comfortably spacious ones, at least. Though this might let us try that old suggestion about going all yaio with the crew to get the witches all antsy.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:16 No.18280427 >>18280411 how about BOTH

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:17 No.18280434 >>18280427 No, really, fuck that sparkle shit.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:17 No.18280436 >>18280375 If we ever master our magic abilities... Unlimited Plane Works.

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:17 No.18280438

>>18280397
Heat-print boxers, though.

Let's get some gender equality up in here. If witches get to run around pantsless, so do gnomes. Only solution is to give the witches some pants. Counterargument would be getting in the strikers quickly, ultimate compromise is shorts.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:17 No.18280442 >>18280427 How about no?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:17 No.18280446 >>18280415 This... They still have dodged that question.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:17 No.18280447 Seriously, fuck striker units. We are here to teach witches to be pilots, not to become one of them. WE ARE BECOMING WHAT WE HATE!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:17 No.18280450 >>18280385 I'd go with this. There is something, but it's not ready to come out yet.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:18 No.18280451 Weren't all of us like NO, WE ARE NOT FUCKING MAGIC DAMMIT way back when? When did we all want to become a witch?

>>	Inquisitorial Librarian 03/10/12(Sat)21:18 No.18280453 >>18280416 >"Oh Ian... Oh Sean... I... I..." while tightly packed together? I'm not sure if I should laugh or not.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/10/12(Sat)21:18 No.18280456
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>>18280273

"I mean, me and Erica both know the strength-enhancing technique," Minna tells you. "But Trude is a born natural. She never had to learn anything, and she's far more powerful then either me or Erica, using it. For that matter, Shirley's remarkably good with machines, and we suspect her brother has similar abilities. Perrine has the Tonnere. I've got enhanced situational awareness. It's not just one-dimensional. Technically speaking, there's really no reason a Witch couldn't wield the Machine Affinity, or a male manifest a shield as strong as any."

You feel your soul fill with dark, wicked glee. Fuck you, Sean. And *fuck* your soap bullets.

"Doesn't often work that way, though."

Your hopes shatter upon the floor.

"It *is* an extension of your soul, your self, remember," Minna explains. "It's not easy to just... train people to do this or that with it. Which is why we need Striker's in the first place. Or broomsticks, in olden days. A machine, or at least a focus. But still, it's not impossible. You... read any history?"

You jerk a thumb at the wings pinned on your shirt. "Dude."

"Right," she says. "Well, plenty of ancient male warriors were described as almost supernatural in their martial ability... like you might've described Sean, the night of the raid."

You recall the brutally efficient, furious grace Sean displayed - *grace,* no less - as he waded into the Martians with that broadsword. "Yeah. I get that."

"But some of them went further. Some were actually credited with feats like jumping thirty feet through the air, or picking up rocks that ten men couldn't lift. Or clearing men off the decks of a ship by swinging the mast around like a club. It's called myth these days, but some Witch scholars aren't so sure."

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:18 No.18280457
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>>18280385
>>18280400

Then Gentlemen, how about we fix this whole Waifu action with a most edifying race? A race around the Wor.... Well perhaps not during wartime, I propose unto you that the first Witch to regularly wear pants of her own volition be the Waifu of choice, no arguing, no monacles at high noon.

The terms? We merely give them all their pants and wait, no cajoling, no hints or provocation, let nature take its course. In the meantime we can pimp our ride, perhaps?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:18 No.18280464 >>18280438 Or short skirts. Or pants with holes cut in them like that one Witch that is basically MC.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:18 No.18280472 >>18280416 Or since our entire crew is gnomes, we could get some strikers for everyone! Sean could melee aliums IN THE AIR!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:19 No.18280483 >>18280457 I like the way you think. Second

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:19 No.18280485 >>18280457 Other then Lynette and Miafoogi? If so, I accept.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:20 No.18280500 >>18280456 "I'm going to try to learn. And you're going to help me."

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:21 No.18280506 >>18280457 On the surface, a good plan. In practice, it'll end up being the Hound of Gaul or Zucchini, because fuck the military police.

>>	NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/10/12(Sat)21:21 No.18280508 File: 1331432467.jpg-(60 KB, 720x472, silkies1.jpg) >>18280438 Actually, the marines have the ideal solution for this.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:21 No.18280509 File: 1331432473.jpg-(405 KB, 600x915, US Jetpack.jpg) NO STRIKER UNITS Only planes and jetpacks.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:21 No.18280510 "If this is all possible, then why aren't male magic users scouted out and trained in magic? If we had double the number of witches, we'd be able to hurt the martians a lot more."

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:21 No.18280511 >>18280446 We need to ask about this. She did laugh off the 'we will kill you bit' without, you know, explaining it. Like you do when you're planning on killing someone.

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:22 No.18280520

>>18280438
The getting in striker units quickly argument is fucking terrible, though. I mean for starters, if they were really serious about that shit they wouldn't use a bath in the fucking basement. You can get out of sweatpants a hell of a lot quicker than you can wade out of the pool and run up a flight of stairs. Or how about skirts? Then you don't even have to worry about them catching on shoes on the way off? It's just a halfassed attempt at justifying the fanservice from the series, and not the sort of thing we should tolerate here.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:22 No.18280522 >>18280456 So, in other words. We already have another talent... Something we can always manage... The bounce.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:22 No.18280523 >>18280509 This. >>18280511 Also this.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:22 No.18280526 >>18280506 Doesn't the Hound already wear pants?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:22 No.18280527 File: 1331432560.jpg-(12 KB, 400x313, police_drebin.jpg) >>18280456 Wait... ...oh holy shit, Sean is fucking Hercules now. IN ADDITION to being a radar gnome.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:22 No.18280529 >>18280457 Nah, that sounds stupid.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:23 No.18280537 >>18280526 No, she wears pantyhose.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:23 No.18280541 >>18280510 >>18280511 >>18280415 Yeah, this.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:23 No.18280544 >>18280508 hmmmmm

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:23 No.18280547 >>18280526 Stockings, innit?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:24 No.18280553 >>18280457 I disapprove. I say we wait and see what PF does, because even in YOUR scenario, it'd be up to PF which witch puts on the pants first. And knowing him? His answer would be Zucchini.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:24 No.18280555 >>18280522 We are the stealth wizard/warlock!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:24 No.18280556 File: 1331432672.jpg-(24 KB, 320x400, russian-roulete.jpg) >>18280529 you sound afraid your personal unf unf wont win. MAN UP AND SPIN, BOYO.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:24 No.18280559 >>18280529 Monacles at high noon, motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:25 No.18280575 >>18280541 Seconded, and add in our suspicions that High Command appears to be identifying potential wizards and shipping them all to Barin...

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:26 No.18280579 >>18280456 >>18280456 >Tonnere Wait, what does Perrine do again?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:26 No.18280582 >>18280553 Perhaps so, but it would give us a conclusive answer beyond the endless pestering of Planefag and the arguments of the various shippers. Most importantly, it would forever answer than simple question. "Which Witch does Planefag like the most?"

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:26 No.18280591 File: 1331432797.jpg-(60 KB, 554x439, 1326198310941.jpg) >>18280553 so? grass on the field...

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:26 No.18280593 >>18280579 She has a massive lightning attack that fucks up her hair

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:26 No.18280595 >>18280579 Lightning and shit.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:26 No.18280597 >>18280579 Be hated by everyone?

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/10/12(Sat)21:27 No.18280602 >>18280527 Nah, more like King Arthur.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:27 No.18280603 >>18280579 Casts chain lightning.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:27 No.18280605 >>18280579 electricity

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:27 No.18280606 File: 1331432842.jpg-(22 KB, 480x360, Ranger_Up_Workout_Video.jpg) >>18280508 I'm sorry, but it has to be Ranger panties. For one thing, MC is Army.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:27 No.18280608 >>18280582 You fool... You know what will happen? He'll put Perrine in pants... Just to fuck with us.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:27 No.18280610 >>18280579 She generates a static lightning storm.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:27 No.18280614 >>18280579 ZAPMUTHAFUCKA.jpg

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/10/12(Sat)21:28 No.18280623 >>18280608 But she's IAN's. Or he's her's, either way.

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:29 No.18280629

>>18280508
Speaking of which, we need a plan for how we get them to leave. Those poor bastards have no idea what they're getting themselves into.

I say we go in heart-print boxers, and detail all the times we've nearly been killed while stationed with the 501st, and how we're actually pretty sure that they're all just our hallucinations. We can even introduce some of them to Pappy: what part of our mind represents and how each one of them could probably kill him. Then we inform him that we are very protective of our hallucinations, but that if he spends a few days on the island, we're sure he could meet a few hallucinations of his own to keep him company.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:29 No.18280633 >>18280602 Wait, if MC is Shirou, and Sean is King Arthur...

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:29 No.18280638 >>18280623 I'm glad you've realized this. Now what?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:30 No.18280643 >>18280629 There are two ways SWQ ends: A GLORIOUS DEATH or getting Section 8ed out of the USAAF.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:30 No.18280644 >>18280608 Indeed as per a Gentlemens agreement, we should respect our fellows claims and besides, sometimes risks must be taken to grant us advancement.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:30 No.18280645 >>18280629 This is a good idea. As long as Kathy stays. She's hilarious.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:30 No.18280648 >>18280633 WHY.jpg Lets hope sean never needs recharging.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:31 No.18280657 >>18280623 And so, another cravat. Not Miafogi or Lynette - who is Mi's - and no bro's girls. Thus, the Hound is strictly hands off, and if we confirm that Sean is getting some Motoing, no Sakabroto. Or Sean.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/10/12(Sat)21:31 No.18280660
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>>18280456

You nod. "And that leads nicely into how you've successfully diverted this conversation from the whole centuries-long cover-up that must've been going on."

You hadn't realized how relaxed Minna had become until she stiffens up again. "I didn't-"

"Yeah, you did. You don't karate-kick your way out of closets like I do, but I'll be damned if you're not good at avoiding things when you want to." You steeple your fingers and peer over them dramatically. "Okay, so you Witches haven't been slicing-and-dicing warlocks if the grocer's fresh out of eye of newt. But don't tell me something hasn't been suppressed. You keep saying I've got the 'Machine Affinity.' Your 'Witch Scholars' don't have names for *specific kinds* of male magic if they DON'T KNOW ANY-FUCKING-THING ABOUT MALE WITCHES!"

Minna looks at the floor, wringing her hands in a most uncharacteristic fashion. She almost looks... bashful.

"It's true," she says quietly. "I never regretted it much... before. Men always get along just fine, God knows. Look around you. Even with the power of Witches through human history... well, women aren't exactly equal, still."

You grunt, conceding the point. "But now its different."

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:31 No.18280664 For already having the infodump written up, planefag sure is taking a long time to post it.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/10/12(Sat)21:31 No.18280665 >>18280638 Meaning she would be exempted from the bargain. We can't go poaching our bro's girl like that. Whether he wants her to be or not.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/10/12(Sat)21:32 No.18280671 >>18280633 Archer is Ian. I hope to god that's what you were going to say.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:33 No.18280686 >>18280664 having the info written up=/=having it formatted into something situationally appropriate.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:34 No.18280697 >>18280660 Still not talking about the Centuries Long Cover Up. She really needs to learn to do that.

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:34 No.18280700

>>18280643
Air Force didn't exist. It was called the Army Air Corps.

Plus, we're not crazy. We're very sane. The leathernecks don't know that, though. Hopefully they'll never get a chance to disembark, but we have options even if they do. We could even sic hellcow on some of them. They need to be aware that they are entering a WORLD OF PAIN AND INSANITY, and that they should hope they are never in a position where they understand anything that transpires within the walls of Castle Barin. For their own good, you know.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:34 No.18280702 >>18280671 Sean is either King Arthur or Hercules. I'm not sure which is worse.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:35 No.18280706 >>18280660 I don't care what you think about it, I just want to know what it is, bitch.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:35 No.18280714 >>18280700 >http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Army_Air_Force

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:35 No.18280716 >>18280706 Anti-minna fag detected. Your rage and buthurt are palpable.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:36 No.18280722 File: 1331433416.jpg-(84 KB, 278x659, 1329377277730.jpg) >>18280706 Sit back and she'll tell you.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:37 No.18280726 >>18280716 Minnafag detected. Your desperate hope to sleep with Minna is showing.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:37 No.18280729 Yup. Keeping us down for political power. At least they're not murdering us. "I can understand that you keep that knowledge to yourselves as political leverage, but I think that recent events kind of trump that. At the very least, I'd like to learn."

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:38 No.18280735 >>18280660 Did we just give Minna the Gendo Pose(tm)? >"Ohhhhh, baby"

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:38 No.18280741 >>18280722 see: >>18280697 and >but I'll be damned if you're not good at avoiding things when you want to If we want straight answers from her we're going to have to pry them out of her.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/10/12(Sat)21:38 No.18280742
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She nods. "The Martians. With ignorance comes... well, you could realize more potential. If you knew. And now it's not nation versus nation. Or men versus women."

"Man versus Alium," you intone.

"It robs it of all dramatic tension when you put that 'u' in there," Minna complains.

"So how do you know all of this shit, and Trude doesn't?"

"I started my training earlier," she tells you. "Trude joined up a bit later, when things were already hot."

"... pre-war training," you say. She nods.

"Yes. Like... prep school, I guess. Witch History 101. Initiation into the ancient sisterhood, like. Most of the others... so young... and things were so crazy by then..."

You see Minna's gaze drifting past the far wall, and make an effort to reel her in. "So what's the Machine Affinity, anyways? Is it why I can always make machines run like a champ?"

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:38 No.18280744 >>18280726 Indifferent fag who finds all the waifu rage hilarious actually. As long as the story is enjoyable, I care not who we end up with.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/10/12(Sat)21:39 No.18280754 >>18280702 Lancelot?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:41 No.18280769 File: 1331433668.jpg-(132 KB, 450x338, STFU both of you.jpg) >>18280716 >>18280726

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/10/12(Sat)21:41 No.18280770
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>>18280742

She blinks. "Oh. No. Well, that's part of it. You're certainly more mechanically inclined then most, but in essence its an intuitive ability with *using* machines, not fixing them. Why do you think you can make that fighter of yours walk and talk like it's a second skin?"

"I thought I was just that good," you sniff.

"You remember Sean, right? With that sword?"

Again you recall Sean's savage, magnificent grace. "Yeah."

"When you slipped that A-20 through all that flak, attacking that Martian landing ship..." her eyes go misty. "You looked just like that."

You brush invisible dust off your jacket. "Well, yeah. What other kinds are there, then?"

"All sorts. Martial ability. Like Sean. Marksmen - Daniel Boone was probably gifted. Doubly so, with the Natural Empathy if he really did stare down bears. Athletics - when they say they're 'in the zone,' they're talking about magic. And music."

Just then, you hear something moving by the door. A soft, furtive sound. Minna's head snaps up.

"SO MINNA," you bellow, "YOU LIKE IT IN THE ASS OR SHALL WE STICK WITH THE EAR?"

From outside the door come several shocked gasps and one startled hiss.

"Gotcha," you snarl.

>WAT DO

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:41 No.18280775 >>18280742 Hang on, I want to know more about this stuff. What exactly was it like, before? Don't switch topic just because she's fidgety.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:42 No.18280783 >>18280742 And details on the Centuries Long Cover Up. God damn, Perrine is easier to deal with then this.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:42 No.18280784 >>18280744 Mah nigga! Let us sit on the sidelines, watch the story unfold and slurp some delicious tears.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:42 No.18280788 >>18280770 BURST OUT DOOR BOUNCE SPY

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:42 No.18280790

>>18280714
Wait, what year are we talking here? It only changed names from USAAC to USAAF in 1941, and the USAAC was a subordinate element until 1942. Plus, with the invasion of Earth, the renaming and restructuring might have been considered a minor detail and never become an issue.

I confused.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:42 No.18280792 >>18280770 BOUNCE

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:42 No.18280797 >>18280770 >"SO MINNA," you bellow, "YOU LIKE IT IN THE ASS OR SHALL WE STICK WITH THE EAR?" This is a question that needs answering in its own right, obviously.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:42 No.18280798 >>18280770 Ignore them. We still need to figure out what the consequences of gnomeishness are.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:43 No.18280800 >>18280770 "WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN US?" "NO? THEN GET OUT"

>>	Major Airlift 03/10/12(Sat)21:43 No.18280803 File: 1331433786.png-(178 KB, 495x495, 1322619774189.png) >>18280770

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/10/12(Sat)21:43 No.18280805 File: 1331433801.jpg-(36 KB, 240x240, 121523846794.jpg) >>18280664 AND YOU >implying I still don't have to physically type it out in conversation format >from character's POV >character limit per /tg/ post >time-outs 3.5/10 congrats

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:43 No.18280806 >>18280770 BOUNCE SPIES RESECURE PRIVACY

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:43 No.18280807 >>18280770 EAR!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:43 No.18280811 >>18280770 Kick down the door, sneak over to it, the in a loud voice proclaim, "I DONT CARE WHAT YOU LIKE, ITS GOING IN THE ASS!"

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:44 No.18280821 >>18280770 Okay. OKAY. Forget the waifu wars, forget the angst and strife and grief. For now, there is us, and there is Minna. And we bounce them together. ARE YOU WITH ME, YOU CRAZY GERMAN BINT?!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:44 No.18280826 >>18280770 Elbow Minna. RUN WITH IT OR SAKAMOTO WILL KILL US.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:44 No.18280829 >>18280811 >Kick down the door, sneak over to it Wut

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:44 No.18280831 >>18280770 They just don't learn...

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:45 No.18280836 >>18280775 >>18280783 >>18280798 >>18280803

>>	Will 03/10/12(Sat)21:45 No.18280839 >>18280770 In the grim darkness of Minna's bedroom, there is only BOUNCE! BOUNCE THE SPY!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:45 No.18280841 File: 1331433922.jpg-(58 KB, 900x675, badass_heavy_by_karaszkun-d2zu(...).jpg) >>18280788 WE MUST CRUSH SPY!

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/10/12(Sat)21:45 No.18280842 >>18280770 After we said that, we're not going to get laid, and are likely get beaten half to death by Trude. We wait half an hour, light a cigarette, put on our Aviators and just stroll on out, pretending to be pulling our pants on.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:45 No.18280843 >>18280821 Wanna troll right? Take Minna and "Fall out" onto the eavesdroppers.

>>	Inquisitorial Librarian 03/10/12(Sat)21:45 No.18280844 File: 1331433941.png-(455 KB, 600x444, Tastes like Spah.png) >>18280770 ... Oh my sides.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:45 No.18280846 >>18280770 Open the door with no pants on, have Minna take off her shirt.

>>	Starshadow 03/10/12(Sat)21:45 No.18280847 File: 1331433952.jpg-(36 KB, 450x335, 1317618328048.jpg) BOUNCE THE DOOR

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:45 No.18280848 >>18280829 Seems I got that part backwards, oh well.

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:46 No.18280853

>>18280770
Well, that should earn us a playful slug in the arm, if nothing else.

We should point out that *somebody* must have figured it out, because it sure seems like every last one of the new male transfers has some sort of magical affinity, and there's no way that that's a coincidence.

Then, *if* she doesn't have anything important to add to that, stand up and troll the crowd some more.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:46 No.18280859 >>18280770 Hellcow? You were eavesdropping too? The others, sure, but that disappoints me. How can Sakabro get pissed at Minna and MC for not getting all touchy-feely when people will even stack up ON THEIR CO'S BEDROOM DOOR?

>>	Major Airlift 03/10/12(Sat)21:46 No.18280860 >>18280846 Open the door with no pants, Minna wearing pants.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:47 No.18280865 Get minna to assist us in bouncing them, communicate this through notes

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:47 No.18280871 File: 1331434065.jpg-(69 KB, 587x774, 1313290440387.jpg) >>18280770 Wonderful

>>	Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/10/12(Sat)21:47 No.18280873 >>18280860 I approve of this course of action.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:48 No.18280876 >>18280860 >Minna wearing OUR pants

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:48 No.18280880 >>18280842 This would be good once we've finished here, but they'll probably have left by then. I'd say just ignore them for now. we still need more answers

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:48 No.18280881 >>18280876 M.BisonYES.jpg

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:48 No.18280884 >>18280860 I support this.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:48 No.18280886 In before Minna goes "IN THE EAR BECAUSE YOUR PRICK SURE DOESN'T HAVE THE SIZE FOR ANYTHING ELSE"

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:48 No.18280888 >>18280876 BLASPHEMY

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:48 No.18280891 File: 1331434132.jpg-(44 KB, 300x281, 1324710121983.jpg) >>18280860 >>18280860 Oh christ

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:49 No.18280898 File: 1331434163.jpg-(29 KB, 390x254, 1324660463308.jpg) >>18280860 >implying that we'd never hear the end of it from Sean and Mio about Minna "wearing the pants of the relationship" Lets not give our radar operator any free ammo, okay?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:49 No.18280899 >>18280886 10/10

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:49 No.18280900 File: 1331434171.png-(306 KB, 690x855, 1329870523147.png) >>18280770 NEVER HAS THIS BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:49 No.18280902 >>18280876 >>18280860 YES

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:50 No.18280905 >>18280860 And therefore Minna is the first Witch to wear pants! I'm on to you, >>18280457 !

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/10/12(Sat)21:50 No.18280910

>>18280783
>>18280775

Okay, since there's no way I can work any more of this into reasonably-likely character dialogue and we've had 3 fucking hours of infodump already I'll just spell it out for you.

Minna and Sakamoto were discussing, in the cellar, the whole fact that you've got broju. Sakamoto just playing devils advocate to play it safe, because Minna was guilt-tripping hard over all your WE HERO NOW stuff and in favor of spilling the beans to you(absolute anethma to WITCH TEACHANS) so you could refine your talent and really push it to the limit. So, you know, you might not almost die all the time.

Historically there have been many male magic users of fame and note, but their exploits are just written off as mythical exaggerations, whereas Witch magic was so overwhelmingly OBVIOUS that it never could be brushed over in such a fashion - and Witches did their best to see it was. Witches in the Middle Ages were a lot like Swiss mercenaries; plenty of local battles/squabbles/wars turned on the exact instant they said "fuck it" and went home, causing the winning side to suddenly fail at everything, up to and including life. So Kings have always courted Witch Power, and that's given them a nice big socio-political club to heft against anybody talking too loud about male magic users - even though entire populations have known damn well that they exist, at one point or another.

El Cid? Yeah. Yeah, he actually DID punch people in the face so hard their children exploded and their skin melted off. Trufax. No bullshit.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:50 No.18280911 >>18280770 "If you'll excuse me a moment..."

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:50 No.18280917 >>18280860 >>18280876 This is cheating our gentleman's agreement, sir. Monacles at high noon!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:51 No.18280921 Well, it was a good infodump while it lasted. Now let's find Sakamoto and ask her where we find the book o' spells.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:51 No.18280924 >>18280860 Yes, she shall be our first convert to the pants cult.

>>	Starshadow 03/10/12(Sat)21:51 No.18280926 File: 1331434287.jpg-(48 KB, 444x366, 1329889842033.jpg) >>18280886 NOT AS PLANNED

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:52 No.18280932 >>18280910 oh ffs

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:52 No.18280933 >>18280910 This is exactly how i expected Minna to explain it...

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:53 No.18280942

>>18280910
>because Minna was guilt-tripping hard over all your WE HERO NOW stuff and in favor of spilling the beans to you(absolute anethma to WITCH TEACHANS) so you could refine your talent and really push it to the limit. So, you know, you might not almost die all the time.

Ha ha! Called it!

Fuck if I'm going to find the thread where I called it though.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:53 No.18280944 >>18280910 FUCK YEAH, EL CID! Did he actually die when he was killed?

>>	Inquisitorial Librarian 03/10/12(Sat)21:53 No.18280945 >>18280910 >El Cid? Yeah. Yeah, he actually DID punch people in the face so hard their children exploded and their skin melted off. Trufax. No bullshit. ... I really, really wish I had some artistic skill now.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:53 No.18280947 >>18280910 >El Cid >That mental image I cannot contain all the glory. It's beautiful Planefag.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:54 No.18280957 >El Cid? Yeah. Yeah, he actually DID punch people in the face so hard their children exploded and their skin melted off. Trufax. No bullshit. DRAWFAG! WRITE THIS ONE DOWN FOR A LATER TIME!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:54 No.18280958 >>18280910 >a nice big socio-political club to heft against anybody talking too loud about male magic users I suggest we break this over some witches heads.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:54 No.18280960 Guys. We must at some point go to Sakamoto with Minna and blurt out "Oh Minna, you were really good"

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:54 No.18280961 >>18280910 And you don't think it's important that MC know this? It's pretty fucking significant, and if you hadn't noticed, this is /tg/. We don't take kindly to fucking metagaming.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:54 No.18280965 >>18280910 Makes sense. Those are details that we care about as readers (universe background, etc.), when MC probably has enough (Imnotgonnagetprobed, and hereswhyIneverlurnedmojoingradeschool) to satisfy him.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:55 No.18280973 >>18280958 Good way to get swept right off our plane.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:55 No.18280978 >>18280910 >>18280961 Maybe Sakabroto will comment on it or some shit.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:56 No.18280979 File: 1331434573.jpg-(71 KB, 500x200, 1327467030094.jpg) >El Cid? Yeah. Yeah, he actually DID punch people in the face so hard their children exploded and their skin melted off.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:56 No.18280982 >>18280961 why? MC dosent seem much of a historyfag. he knows he magic. he knows what ways it might be likely to develop. he knows the witches aint sharpening their knives. after that, theres no fucks left.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:56 No.18280986 >>18280860 Minna: "Pants. Off. Now." MC: "Yes ma'am"

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:56 No.18280988 >>18280961 >We don't take kindly to fucking metagaming. ...But metagaming is at least half of what we do.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:56 No.18280989 >>18280973 Good point. I suggest we use it to bounce a few witches heads.

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:57 No.18280995

Amusing door activities aside, we just got a large MAGICAL NONSENSE infodump, and as we know, our crew of both Ian and Sean are also magically active. I am unsure at this time about the P-61, we can investigate at a later date, however they probably don't know all this, so we should go forth, gather them together and compare notes and make sure everyone is up to speed on the magic situation.

We should also check to see if Sakamoto is off limits with Sean.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:58 No.18281003 >>18280982 MC gives no fucks, but knows his shit inside out and backwards.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:58 No.18281004 >>18280995 It's Ian, not Sean, but yes.

Will 03/10/12(Sat)21:58 No.18281005

>>18280961
He's saying this because he can't meaningfully write it all IC, so it will be assumed that MC now knows this from this talk.

All that shit in the post there, that would take another whole effing thread to write out IC. He's saving time so we can get on with the plot and shenanigans.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:59 No.18281012 >>18280995 INVITE SEAN AND IAN TO THE ORGY of knowledge.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:59 No.18281013 >>18278995 So compare penises basically.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:59 No.18281017 File: 1331434785.gif-(1.6 MB, 350x197, 1307581846940.gif) >>18281013

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:59 No.18281018 >>18281005 We get to fly the plane?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:00 No.18281029 >>18281013 er, wrong link, meant to type >>18280995 (silly 4chanX)

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:00 No.18281031 >>18281012 What? No way. We ask Sakamoto to teach him the secret ways privately.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:00 No.18281032 >>18281019 But accurate. I don't think he's is over five inches, myself.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:01 No.18281040 >>18281005 I'm not buying that unless he does a timeskip somewhere here. He could at least try to do it properly.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:01 No.18281042 Compare Minna's tits to the engines of our other girl

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:01 No.18281046 >>18281031 While we watch, right?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:02 No.18281055 File: 1331434965.png-(316 KB, 1200x1279, 1329722195380.png) >>18281042 It's more about tail end.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:02 No.18281057 >>18281042 Play this the fuck up. "My love for you is like a lightning war dropping whistling bombs over Britain~" "And my love you you is like the main gun on the Yamato..." Continue until you hear retching.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/10/12(Sat)22:05 No.18281081 >>18281055 Aww yeah...

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:06 No.18281093 >>18281081 Minna's ass is legitimately horrifying. That thing kills.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:06 No.18281094 >>18280910 Given how clear it was that people were going to demand the info dump, I'm kind of surprised that he didn't already have all of it written up before hand.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:07 No.18281104 >>18281094 He's already been through this. Read the thread.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:07 No.18281105 >>18281093 See, I keep hearing that. I'd like to see some evidence, preferably video.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:08 No.18281107 File: 1331435284.gif-(187 KB, 412x270, 1329960228668.gif) >>18281055 >>18281093

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:08 No.18281112 >>18281094 He did, most of this shit is <5 minutes apart.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:08 No.18281115 >>18281105 Download season 2

>>	planefaggin !m6bshXgFHQ 03/10/12(Sat)22:08 No.18281117 File: 1331435323.png-(33 KB, 683x586, fuck you and fuck your filters(...).png) >update in image >LOL BANNED URLS this shit has got to fucking stop

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:08 No.18281118 >>18281105 Watch season 2.

>>	Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/10/12(Sat)22:10 No.18281134 >>18281117 >minna smacks you with a pillow Return fire! PILLOW FIGHT!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:10 No.18281137 >>18281117 glorious.jpg

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:10 No.18281140 >>18281117 Blow the whistle

>>	planefaggin !m6bshXgFHQ 03/10/12(Sat)22:10 No.18281141 >>18280944 ... no comment.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:10 No.18281142 >>18281117 HUE HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:10 No.18281145 >>18281117 See? It doesn't take that long to get out of pants. There's really no excuse not to wear them.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:11 No.18281146 >>18281117 >Miyafuji Oh yeah, we had a head injury. We should probably get that looked at.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:11 No.18281148 >>18281117 OH YEAH. I notice Shirley is not on that list. She might start yelling suggestions into the room

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:11 No.18281151 File: 1331435477.png-(365 KB, 1365x768, 1329877878938.png) >>18281117

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:11 No.18281152 >>18281145 We've got practice.

>>	Starshadow 03/10/12(Sat)22:11 No.18281154 File: 1331435484.jpg-(113 KB, 460x548, 1327106238065.jpg) >>18281117 MY SIDES

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:11 No.18281156 File: 1331435491.gif-(1.9 MB, 450x301, 1327032624026.gif) >>18281117 >Acquire Pillow >This means war

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:11 No.18281158 >>18281117 RETALIATE! MUTUALLY ASSURED PILLOW FIGHT!

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/10/12(Sat)22:11 No.18281159 >>18281117 PILLOW FIGHT!!!

>>	Major Airlift 03/10/12(Sat)22:11 No.18281161 File: 1331435505.jpg-(27 KB, 375x250, 1328422998504.jpg) MC is gonna get gang raped.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:11 No.18281163 File: 1331435509.jpg-(64 KB, 798x803, 1329784985841.jpg) >>18281117 >That entire post MY SIDES

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:11 No.18281165 >>18281117 "Miyafuji." nod, and pick up Luuchini and throw her at Minna. If it is a thrown pillow. if not, just use the small child like a club.

>>	Inquisitorial Librarian 03/10/12(Sat)22:12 No.18281166 File: 1331435522.gif-(1.01 MB, 172x162, Colbert laugh.gif) >>18281117 ... my face... I can't stop grinning...

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:12 No.18281167 >>18281117 Pillow fight!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:12 No.18281176 >>18281115 >>18281118 I'd rather not. Can you at least give me an episode number so I can find it myself? >>18281117 >Luccini Is she wearing pants? If not, scold her for failing to remember our image.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:12 No.18281178 >>18281117 Swing Miyafuji at Minna

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:13 No.18281182 >>18281176 Just watch it. What are you, gay?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:13 No.18281188 >>18281117 >You do realize, of course, this means war.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:14 No.18281197 >>18281182 Who would actually watch that crap? It's fucking awful.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:14 No.18281201 >>18281117 >Sanya >Not in basement >This is a good thing, yes? >IS SHE WEARING TINFOIL? :)

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:14 No.18281202 >>18281178 SON OF A DUCK

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:15 No.18281213 grab pillow, salute her with pillow (Sword Style), Cue Duel of the Fates THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:15 No.18281214 >>18281178 We are not using the Little Pilot to attack people with. We're using the Italian.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:15 No.18281217 >>18281182 No, I just didn't enjoy what I saw of the first season and would much rather not continue to sit through something I don't much care for.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:15 No.18281220 Now no one is in pants. Now begins the terror.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:15 No.18281221 PILLOW FIGHT!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:15 No.18281225 >>18281197 Yeah. Still enjoyable though.

>>	Starshadow 03/10/12(Sat)22:16 No.18281228 File: 1331435770.jpg-(103 KB, 628x851, 1330832971891.jpg) PILLOW FIIIIIIGHT THIS. IS. SERTAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:16 No.18281229 Time to whip Minna with our pants, obviously.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:16 No.18281232 >>18281117 >>18281151 Ok, seriously, why have we not hit this yet?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:16 No.18281234 >>18281117 >We pillow fight for AMERICA

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:17 No.18281238 >>18281232 Because it wouldn't be us hitting her, it would be her hitting us.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:17 No.18281239 >>18281232 She's 15.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:17 No.18281241 >>18281232 She's 15, dammit.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:17 No.18281244 >>18281232 She's Sanya-sexual.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:17 No.18281246 Ladies and gentlemen. If we have a belt, the path before us is obvious. We must become Robert Freeman.

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)22:18 No.18281248 >>18280770 >"SO MINNA," you bellow, "YOU LIKE IT IN THE ASS OR SHALL WE STICK WITH THE EAR?" FUCK MAN. I laughed so hard I fell off my chair and broke tooth.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:18 No.18281253 >>18281197 It has its moments. it seriously needed more catastrophic naval loses.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:18 No.18281254 >>18281239 >>18281241 Wrong >>18281244 Right

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/10/12(Sat)22:18 No.18281256 >>18281238 The true predator gets the prey to come to him.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:18 No.18281257 >>18281238 >>18281239 >>18281241 And?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:18 No.18281258 >>18281244 >>18281241 >>18281239 >>18281238 WEAK

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:18 No.18281263 >>18281117 SEAN, GET OUT HERE, STOP HIDING ON TOP OF YOUR INVISIBLE HELLCOW. I HEARD IT HISSING.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:19 No.18281266 >>18281246 God. Damn. I absolutely love this mental image.

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:19 No.18281270
File: 1331435962.jpg-(121 KB, 1280x720, medal.jpg)

Oh for fucks sake. It's episode seven. A Neuroi the size of a bug infiltrates the base while a large decoy distracts them, it flies into the bath where Minna was, flies into her pants (it seems rather attracted to their asses (I don't blame it)), and she kills it with an ass clench. She then receives a medal because it was her 200th kill.

>>	Starshadow 03/10/12(Sat)22:19 No.18281272 File: 1331435978.jpg-(121 KB, 1600x1200, 1267651161799.jpg) >>18281229 Pants ass-whip in right hand Pillow flail in left hand FINAL DESTINATION

planefaggin !m6bshXgFHQ 03/10/12(Sat)22:19 No.18281273
File: 1331435982.jpg-(20 KB, 418x407, 1326005782509.jpg)

>>18281117

You stumble forward from the blow and into the HellCow, who stands without comment while you brace against... it... to turn around. Minna is standing in the doorway of her room... in your pants. Apparently she put them on the instant you divested yourself of them.

From her pocket, she produces a pair of sunglasses.

"Looks like I caught you..."

-she dons the glasses.

"... napping."

"YEEEEEAAAH!" Luuchini squeals in delight, and in that instant, in the darkest corner of your heart of hearts, you mark that high-pitched little wop bitch for a horrible and painful death. God dammit. GOD DAMMIT.

"Wow," Minna says, grinning like a fool. "Wow, I see why you do that all the time. It's fun!" She strides out of her room, slamming the door behind her, and strikes a pose. "You know, I think I'm gonna try this for a while."

"BUT-"

"Nope," Minna says, while the assorted Witches giggle and stare. "Mine now. I'm going to go... what do you call it? Bounce. I'm going to bounce a bit."

Miyafuji gives Minna's rack a rather blatant glance at that, then looks around sheepishly to see if anybody saw her do it. You give her The Look and she starts blushing furiously.

"But my pants!" you object.

"Perfect oppertunity to take a bath," Minna tells you. "No offense, but you could use it."

"We came up here to tell you that somebody wants you in the hangar," Miyafuji informs the floor. "I mean, uh, you," she says, pointing at you. Without meeting your eyes.

>WAT DO?
>Actually take a bath?
>Find somebody to troll? Possibilities include BRITS, WITCHES, MUHREENZ, or combinations thereof.
>Other?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:20 No.18281285 >>18281273 OH MY GOD.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/10/12(Sat)22:21 No.18281292 >>18281273 An actual bath. We need to decompress.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:21 No.18281296 >>18281273 IT BEGINS.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:21 No.18281297 >>18281273 BOUNCE ERRYTHING! Bouncing frenzy! Actually no. We disparately need to bath.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:21 No.18281298 >>18281273 Take a bath. There is nothing else that can happen today that will equal the past three posts.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:21 No.18281300 File: 1331436114.jpg-(48 KB, 600x674, 1328146963627.jpg) >>18281273 >FIRST TO WEAR PANTS Incoming tears of rage

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:21 No.18281302 >>18281273 Welp, now I'm a minnafag. Let's take a bath and see if we can wash off any of this shame.

>>	planefaggin !m6bshXgFHQ 03/10/12(Sat)22:22 No.18281304 File: 1331436123.jpg-(151 KB, 500x376, it begins.jpg) >>18281285

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:22 No.18281306 >>18281273 drag miyafugi along. go trolling.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:22 No.18281309 >>18281273 ...Did Minna....Did we just..... Is minna....Cool now? >Take a bath

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:22 No.18281310 >>18281273 Find out who wants us in the hangar. If they ask about it, just say that since you're part of the 501st now, you don't have to wear pants anymore. >inb4 it's President Roosevelt hisself

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:22 No.18281311 >>18281273 Hanger. If anyone asks, just tell them our CO grabbed the wrong pants earlier.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:22 No.18281313 >>18281273 We're in our knickers. Take a bath instead of accidentally entering the Pappy route.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:22 No.18281314 File: 1331436145.jpg-(42 KB, 550x309, 1329626697857.jpg) >>18281273 YOU'RE BATHING WITH ME

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:22 No.18281319

>>18281273
Fuck. Well, I abide by our agreement, so we will mate with the red-haired german bitch.

Anyway! Look down at what she's pointing at. Nod to ourselves. "Right. My penis says lead the way, Miyefoookj. Unless you have someone else you need to be doing, then me and my penis can find our own way."

>>	Writefag 03/10/12(Sat)22:22 No.18281320 >>18281273 Combination of all of them. We've just been challenged. We must reassert our dominance. WE ARE THE TOP OF THE FUCKING BOUNCE-FOOD CHAIN ON THIS BASE. IT IS TIME WE PROVED IT. WITH SHENANIGANS.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:22 No.18281321 >>18281273 Who is the someone? It's kind of important info. Also: we saw Meeyafoogee stare at tits blatantly. >You want those, don't you. You need to be initiated... in the ways of the PILOT.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:23 No.18281324 >>18281270 Thank you, sir. >>18281273 Still moving for getting our head checked. Yoshi's right there, anyways. If no go, get Chuck, Sean, and Ian and start on the calendar.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:23 No.18281325 >>18281273 bath Also, goddamn it planefag, you know even pants wont stop the bitching.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:23 No.18281329 >>18281309 No, she's ripping off us. But she is now our consented mate.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:23 No.18281332 >>18281292 We also smell like shit.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:24 No.18281334 >>18281310 We should compare wheelchairs.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:24 No.18281335 >>18281311 This. Is she wants to play, we can play.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:24 No.18281339 [x] trolling with the white mage.

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:24 No.18281344

>>18281273

SHE TOOK OUR PANTS OUR SHADES AND OUR PRIDE! THIS CANNOT STAND!

She will pay. Oh yes. Later though. We have shit to do.

>Actually take a bath?

We have DAYS of battle fatigue funk on us. This first.

>WAT DO?

Meet with our boys and compare notes on magics. Also, pants.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:24 No.18281346 >>18281273 Take a bath. use it to plot our revenge.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:24 No.18281351 WE BATH TIME NOW.

>>	Major Airlift 03/10/12(Sat)22:24 No.18281353 File: 1331436294.jpg-(28 KB, 640x477, keikaku.jpg) I am conflicted. Either we just got owned, or our master plan is well underway. The top witch is wearing pants now, soon the rest will follow! YES! ALL PART OF THE PLAN!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:24 No.18281354 >>18281273 Troll them all into the floor. But first, LUUCHINI.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:25 No.18281355 Cripes. Might as well go take a bath.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:25 No.18281358 File: 1331436316.gif-(7 KB, 445x303, 1320123029598.gif) >>18281273 I think I'm in love.

>>	Starshadow 03/10/12(Sat)22:25 No.18281360 Minna bounced our pants out from under our ass. So how do we make Minna regret stealing our pants?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:25 No.18281364 >>18281360 Bounce all her panties. hold them hostage

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:25 No.18281366

>>18281319
No one agreed, man. But
>Look down at what she's pointing at. Nod to ourselves. "Right. My penis says lead the way, Miyefoookj. Unless you have someone else you need to be doing, then me and my penis can find our own way."
Yes. We need to counter-troll our way out of this.
This too:
>>18281311

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:26 No.18281368 >>18281353 Yeah. MC got bounced, but we are getting what we want. Minna has taken a level in Pilot. Now we need to proceed down the chain of command.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:26 No.18281369 >>18281353 >MC Pilot >Plan Nah we got smoked.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:26 No.18281380 File: 1331436396.jpg-(132 KB, 1440x1322, 1329385676220.jpg) >>18281273 "Care to join me?"

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:26 No.18281381 >>18281273 Whatever else we do, we must comment on Minna being very eager to get in our pants, especially if we have to go off and talk to other people pantsless.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:26 No.18281382 File: 1331436397.jpg-(126 KB, 452x308, 1284427066997.jpg) >>18281273 Declare war >Bath

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:26 No.18281385 File: 1331436404.jpg-(496 KB, 1000x850, 78a80d8635bb8c6d20fdb38f82b323(...).jpg) Take a bath with Minna. Drag her into the bath with us.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:27 No.18281390 >>18281360 Our assfunk is in them, along with our sweet, and possibly some of our pee. I think she already does.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:27 No.18281392 guys, guys! we take Minna's panties from her room and GIVE THEM TO THE SAILORS

>>	Starshadow 03/10/12(Sat)22:27 No.18281393 HEY, HEY WAIT Planefag you said the bath was men only right? Lets get some clothing and dress up that angel statue.

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:27 No.18281394

>>18281360
On the other hand, we've been talking about getting the Witches to do this for weeks now, and if the base CO is doing it, odds are good it'll percolate down the ranks.

And Miyafuji is receptive to the teachings. She will learn. Oh yes, she will learn in time. We shall make her our foremost disciple in the ways of PILOT, and the day she swags Lynette right off her feet and into bed, we'll shed a single tear of paternal pride.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:27 No.18281404 >>18281392 We need to Live damn you. Give them to the other witches

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:27 No.18281406 >>18281273 "Oi! Eyes up here! The only one who plays with my yoke is m--wait. FUCK!" Oh, MC, it's just not your day.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:28 No.18281408 "I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WANTED IN MY PANTS BUT GOD DAMN!"

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:28 No.18281413 >>18281392 Nonono. We take her panties from her room and use as a scarf

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:29 No.18281420 >>18281408 >GOD DAMN This sums up my opinion quite nicely.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:29 No.18281421 >>18281360 Regret it? We never wear pants again, we will never have another Witch look us in the eyes again.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:29 No.18281422 >>18281404 Rip them in half, give one to the Marines, give the other to the Witches?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:29 No.18281423 >>18281394 Minna doesn't understand the fell powers she is dealing with. She chose to wear the sunglasses and pants... And in doing so has made us powerful.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:29 No.18281428 File: 1331436561.png-(30 KB, 565x552, 1299225695275.png) >>18281392

>>	Starshadow 03/10/12(Sat)22:29 No.18281432 >>18281392 >>18281393 Combine the two? Steal all the panties. Force all the witches to wear pants. Then hang all of the panties on the angel statue in the (now) men's bath. I know its immature but GODDAMMIT. OUR SHADES. OUR PANTS.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:29 No.18281434 >Minna's face when there is still our blood on those pants

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:29 No.18281435 Why don't we do the bedsheet toga thing again? And it'll serve Minna right for taking our pants.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:29 No.18281436 >>18281311 >>18281310 >>18281319 >>18281320 >>18281335 >>18281354 >>18281366 >>18281380 >>18281393 >>18281406 >>18281408 >>18281413 MUST TROLL!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:30 No.18281444 >>18281273 I guess I could take a bath, who wants to join me?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:31 No.18281460 >>18281444 "Hmm... A BATH WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA! I'LL DO THAT RIGHT NOW!"

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:31 No.18281461 File: 1331436701.jpg-(819 KB, 1600x1304, 1329376852915.jpg) >>18281434

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:31 No.18281463 Let's see who wants to talk to us. Might as well make it known that our attractive witch CO walked off wearing our pants somehow.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:31 No.18281464 File: 1331436709.jpg-(113 KB, 500x416, 1325420286567.jpg) >>18281273 IN THE BATH WITH MINNA HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:32 No.18281473 >>18281434 TELL HER!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:32 No.18281476 Won't all the Marines be in the bath right now? Probably the nicest facilities they've seen in a long time.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:34 No.18281489 So what now?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:34 No.18281492 "I GAVE YOU YOUR OWN PAIR, GODDAMIT! GIVE MINE BACK!"

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:34 No.18281493 >>18281476 Inform the marines of the baths. The females shall never had that land again.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:35 No.18281502 >>18281493 Ooh. This is how we shall have our revenge! Plus it gives them an excuse to install showers, which would be better anyway.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:35 No.18281505 >>18281489 Bath, possibly trolling.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:35 No.18281510 >>18281273 We have created a monster, and it is glorious. Also, we should let whoever it is that wants to speak with us that we are bathing, and we shall not be dissuaded.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:36 No.18281515 >>18281463 >Enter bathroom >See marines raising American flag Iwo Jima style in the center.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:36 No.18281518 >>18281492 >"She debriefed me, then depantsed me, and now won't give them back!"

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:36 No.18281525 >>18281273 How about first, we ask Sanya how she's doing? We haven't checked on her since the basement a day or two ago. And, ask who wants to see us. Then, we can decide between hangar, pants-then-hangar, and skip-it-find-my-rubber-ducky.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:36 No.18281526 File: 1331437015.jpg-(113 KB, 704x396, Yes!.jpg) >>18281518

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/10/12(Sat)22:37 No.18281532 File: 1331437035.jpg-(15 KB, 476x356, 1330839502897.jpg) >>18281515

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:37 No.18281535 >>18281476 >>18281493 Maybe we should bathe before we tell them about it. We can also mention that the first time we went we were almost raped by the locals.

>>	Writefag 03/10/12(Sat)22:37 No.18281540 >>18281515 Glorious. FROM THE HALLS OF MONTEZUMA TO THE SHORES OF TRIPOLI!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:38 No.18281543 File: 1331437104.jpg-(78 KB, 306x446, 1330064378119.jpg) >>18281515

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:38 No.18281550 >>18281535 >Baths now constantly full of marines >The set up camp in the center

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:39 No.18281557 >>18281515 Those gentlemen need a proper flag! Use Minna's panties.

>>	Writefag 03/10/12(Sat)22:40 No.18281561 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh5OlT-cslQ

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:40 No.18281564 >>18281557 Use ALL of her panties. If she likes pants so much, she can go commando from now on.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:40 No.18281567 >>18281557 Bedsheet with aviators drawn on it. The end cut square to resemble a pair of pants. Panties flying at half-staff beneath.

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:40 No.18281569

Last I checked, the marines were en route. If Sakabro has her way, they'll never arrive even if she has to kamikaze her striker unit into a carrier to make sure.

And I understand how she feels. I live in Miramar. I've had more than my fair share of run-ins with marine aviators.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:41 No.18281570 We should probably check in on Trude and Chris at some point here.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:41 No.18281572 >>18281525 I can get behind checking up on Sanya, but we need that bath.

>>	Starshadow 03/10/12(Sat)22:41 No.18281576 >18281557 >All of the witche's panties on a flagpole in the middle of the baths Iwo Jima style. >Angel statue wearing american flag toga COUNTER TROLL

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:42 No.18281584 >>18281576 AMERITROLL

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:42 No.18281590 >>18281572 There are a number of witches we need to talk to. We should drag them all down to the bath so we can talk while we rinse off.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:44 No.18281608 new thread when?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:46 No.18281627 We need a pic if Minna wearing pants.

>>	planefaggin !m6bshXgFHQ 03/10/12(Sat)22:49 No.18281653 BATH IT IS NOO THREAD: >>18281649

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