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MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Glass Slippers Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)21:05 No.18258437

WE ARE BUTLER, WE MAKE TEA LIKE WE MAKE LOVE. HOT, ELEGANT AND SATISFYING.
Majaik, elegance, and an angry teaset. We have it all.
>ARCHIVES HERE
>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest
-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
You found her leaning waiting for you right outside the the entrance to the academics building.

She's not the cute small girl you went to class with this morning.
Standing before you is a woman of about your age.
WIth twintails now reaching to her waist, and a figure of gorgeous proportions, an older Nanoha jumped into your arms as you walked towards her.

"SURPRISE!" she said.
You can only stare at her flabbergasted.
"Wha- HOW?" you finally ask her.
"One of our instructors, miss Melmo, handed out some candy at the start of class today. The older ones got younger, and the younger ones got older. Neat huh?"
"Wow." your mind barely processes, until you finally shake it back to working properly. "Any idea of what you want to do?"
"I don't know... Maybe watch a movie, have dinner, walk around town... Date stuff. Is that Okay with you?" she answers you with a slight blush forming on her beautiful face.
"Of course, Anything you want." you tell her as you take her arm.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/08/12(Thu)21:07 No.18258452 And so it begins.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:08 No.18258457 >>18258437 MSQ Fuck Yeah! Anyway, begin walking towards town and have Kraus check for movie theaters and what's currently playing.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/08/12(Thu)21:09 No.18258465 >>18258437 Movie. Whats playing?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:10 No.18258483 >>18258465 Definetly movie, always good. Maybe go out for dinner first, save money on popcorn.

Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:11 No.18258495

>>18258437
Fuck yeah. Time to accidentally get sucked into a movie's canon world and having to get rescued by the bureau (or escaping in a dramatic and bonding event with Nanoha). Because fictional worlds are real here, and if we can end up in Wonkaland by digging out a room full of fudge, we can sure as hell accidentally end up in a movie being shown at a theatre.

In short:

LET'S.

MOTHERFUCKING.

DO THIS.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:12 No.18258508 >>18258495 Fuck that, we'll save ourselves.

Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:14 No.18258529
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>>18258437
I'm waiting for our inner sailors to kick in at that glorious rack she now has. Softness doesn't have shit on her, and I'm pretty sure Erica walked away from their talk earlier a bit jelly.

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)21:17 No.18258560
File: 1331259478.jpg-(139 KB, 329x400, stamgs008e.jpg)

You walk towards town with her beside you and a small blush on her face.

You check in quickly with Kraus for some movie listings.
'HERE'S WHAT THEY GOT MICROWANG;
BUDDHA IN JERUSALEM,
EXPLOSIONS 3: BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE,
SAPPY ROMANTIC BULLSHIT,
CUT YOUR FACE OFF: 5D,
KOALAS IN AUSCHWITZ,
AND XENOS VS HERETIC.'
'Thanks man.' you tell him.
"So Nanoha what kind of movie would you want to watch?" you ask your date.
"I don't know. You pick for us." She answers you.

WAT MOVIE OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:19 No.18258581 >>18258560 Hmm...While normally I'd go with Sappy Romantic Bullshit, Nanoha does like explosions and combat. So voting for Explosions 3: Boom goes the Dynamite.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/08/12(Thu)21:19 No.18258582 >>18258560 Monty Python & The Holy Grail

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:19 No.18258583 >>18258560 [x]PLOSIONS 3: BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:19 No.18258584 >>18258560 Either the sappy romantic bullshit because she'll like it or face-cuttery because it will make her cling to us.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:20 No.18258588 [x] KOALAS IN AUSCHWITZ,

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:20 No.18258593 >>18258560 Hm, either sappy romance shit or explosions. Both fit her in some form

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:21 No.18258604 >>18258581 >>18258583 Yep. Seconded.

Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:21 No.18258610

>>18258560
'HERE'S WHAT THEY GOT MICROWANG;
BUDDHA IN JERUSALEM,
[ ] EXPLOSIONS 3: BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE
[ ] SAPPY ROMANTIC BULLSHIT
[ ] CUT YOUR FACE OFF: 5D
[x] KOALAS IN AUSCHWITZ
[ ] XENOS VS HERETIC

Just because of the name, koalas in aushwitz, damn the consequences.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:24 No.18258633 >>18258588 >>18258610 WW2 movie about animals? How can we not? It'll be action packed and romantic maybe.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:24 No.18258635 File: 1331259854.jpg-(224 KB, 750x781, ProfileShirley (1).jpg) >>18258529 >>18258529 That's 20+ nanoha 16 nanoha is a bit smaller. SOFTNESS still has her beat I think

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/08/12(Thu)21:26 No.18258665 >>18258582 Ignore, had a stupid. Xenos Vs Heretic

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:28 No.18258689 >>18258633 It's AUSCHWITZ. The concentration camp. It's probably going to be like Schindler's List but with Koalas. A good movie, to be sure, but not exactly date material.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:28 No.18258692 >>18258665 Just curious, but why do you have a name and trip in a thread where the name and trip are irrelevant? I know on some boards people would bitch about that kind of thing, but mine is an honest wondering.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:30 No.18258700 >>18258692 It's because he's an attention-seeking faggot, of course.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:30 No.18258705 >>18258689 Clearly you've never seen Seinfeld.

Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:30 No.18258707

>>18258635
I don't think there'd be much size change between 16 and 20, unless she was a late bloomer. I guess it might be about a dead heat then in the chest, but Nanoha definitely has the better ass.

>>18258692
As someone put it in another thread I was reading earlier, laziness. I'm assuming that's his motive, at least.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:30 No.18258708 >>18258610 We can watch that movie on our own time. We're supposed to be on a date with Nanoha. Are you in that much of a hurry to get BEFRIENDED?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:31 No.18258712 >>18258708 ....possibly

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:31 No.18258713 >>18258700 I wouldn't leap to that assumption. I assume it was relevant to a thread he was in one time and he's never bothered to take it off. It's always better to assume the best of people, rather than the worst.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:31 No.18258714 >>18258705 I never liked Seinfeld.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/08/12(Thu)21:31 No.18258719 >>18258692 Put it on for a thread I started once, and just decided not to take it off. I really just don't know why I've kept it. Sentimentality, I'd guess

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:33 No.18258730 >>18258719 Hmmm. Okay, tripfriend. Thanks for the explanation.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/08/12(Thu)21:33 No.18258733 >>18258719 Also, because I kinda like the name.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:34 No.18258740 >>18258714 I nostalgia over it mostly.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:34 No.18258743 >>18258633 >>18258689 Well when you put it like that, it gets my vote. > [x] KOALAS IN AUSCHWITZ

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)21:34 No.18258744 Soooo? Movie? >itches to tick off a part of the route

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:35 No.18258759 >>18258713 You're not reading the Strike Witches Quest Discussion General shitthread.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:36 No.18258764 >>18258744 Explosions 3, though some trolls want Auschwitz. Fucking trolls.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:36 No.18258767 >>18258743 Exactly, we show that we understand her love of animals, and that we realize that she's really smart.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:37 No.18258775 >>18258764 Yeah Explosions Three

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:37 No.18258783 >>18258764 So because people want something different to you they are trolls? People are entitled to differing opinions.

Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:37 No.18258784

>>18258744
I think we had the most votes for explosions, she likes explosions and we like explosions. Sappy romance just seems to cliche for me and anything involving concentration camps, with the sole exception of Hogan's Heroes, is not something to watch on a date.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/08/12(Thu)21:37 No.18258786 >>18258744 Explosions 3. Might as well just go with the current.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:38 No.18258795 >>18258744 It's between explosions and aushwitz

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:39 No.18258806 >>18258783 No, not because they want something different. It's because they want to get Hayate BEFRIENDED by Nanoha, like this guy said >>18258712 he wants.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:39 No.18258807 I'll drop my KiA, well see that some other time. Explosions three.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:39 No.18258815 4 Explosions 3 4 Aushwitz Counting before the confirmation post, its a tie.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:40 No.18258822 >>18258815 People have been switching from Auschwitz over to Explosions since then. Explosions in the consensus.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:41 No.18258829 >>18258744 [x] KOALAS IN AUSCHWITZ

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:41 No.18258834 >>18258744 Voting Explosions

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:42 No.18258840 >>18258822 Unless people state that they are switching, you have no way of knowing that.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:42 No.18258844 >>18258744 Explosions please, just not Auschwitz, definitely not Auschwitz.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:43 No.18258856 >>18258840 You mean like >>18258807 >>18258844

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:44 No.18258862 >>18258840 They have been stating that they're switching. Have you not been paying attention?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:45 No.18258876 >>18258856 >>18258862 Very well, there is one. The second one you linked to is not saying he switched, merely that he does not want it to succeed.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:49 No.18258910 >>18258876 He switched from Xenos to Explosion: >>18258786 The consensus is Explosion.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:49 No.18258912 Explosions go boom 3 This is Nanoha after all >just wake up after working late >MSQ TIME! MFW

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/08/12(Thu)21:56 No.18258971 Look, lets settle this like fa/tg/uys. 1. Explosions 2. Koalas in Auschwitz Everyone OK with this?

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)21:57 No.18258980
File: 1331261820.jpg-(31 KB, 350x361, nanoha-Befriend-resize1.jpg)

>Explosions it is then.
You walk with Nanoha down to the theater, just a block away from the park.

There you purchase tickets for EXPLOSIONS 3: BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE.
After grabbing some popcorn and drinks, the two of you head inside to watch the previews.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:58 No.18258991 >>18258980 >Directed by an amalgamation of three Michael Bays from different dimensions

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:58 No.18258992 >>18258980 >No koalas doing koala things Sadkoala.jpg

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:58 No.18258995 >>18258991 More explosions than frames.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/08/12(Thu)21:58 No.18258997 >>18258971 IGNORE ME! I SUCK! (Goddammit, I suck)

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:59 No.18259000 >>18258992 Koala's are hellspawn in this dimension... And sometimes in the real world

Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)21:59 No.18259002

>>18258980
LG, just to let you know, using that pic does not fill me with confidence that we chose wisely.

But hey, at least the explosions should be great, it being directed by Michael Bay (Dimension 3375-AX5), Executive Producer Michael Bay (Dimension 9948-NF4), screenplay by Michael Bay (Dimension 2001-TR3)

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:00 No.18259010 >>18259000 >No hellspawn doing hellspawn things Sadhellspawn.jpg

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:00 No.18259015 >>18258980 I can just picture Nanoha expecting something romantic and then Hayate takes her to his. She would probably be a little confused but get wet over the explosions and love our foresight

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:01 No.18259025 >>18258992 Koalas aren't even actual bears, so we have no use for such creatures. >>18259015 That's pretty much our logic on the matter.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:01 No.18259028 >>18259002 All roles are played by shia labeouf. Including the love interest.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:02 No.18259031 >>18259015 That's right, we don't give people think they want, we give them what they really want.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:02 No.18259033 >>18259025 We need to feed a koala bear leaves / gummy BEARS and see the results

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:02 No.18259034 /tg/ you are fantastic at misreading women. Well, I can't wait to see how she blows US up.

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)22:02 No.18259037
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=========================
Steven Seagal is...
A former Green Beret/ trans-dimensional physicist/ rodeo champion Dirk Manbeef.

One man. Alone, against a city of Triad clowns.
He must use his wits.
"Dis ees my fist"
He must use his skill
"Dis ees my foot"
He must use his life to save his one and only love.
"Geeve me back my skateboard..."
Coming soon to a theater near you.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/08/12(Thu)22:02 No.18259038 LG, I was wondering earlier today, with the various short training fast forwards, have skipped White Day? Did we plan all those gifts for naught?

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/08/12(Thu)22:03 No.18259042 File: 1331262182.png-(174 KB, 279x400, whygodwhy.png) >>18259028

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:03 No.18259047 >>18259033 >Create a drop bear No.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:04 No.18259053 >>18259037 I'd pay money to see it.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:04 No.18259055 >>18259038 No we haven't yet. We haven't done any real skips forwards since the first one

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)22:04 No.18259060 >>18259038 >>18259038 nope still not white day. date you can tell by reading Mike's logs in game date is march 10

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/08/12(Thu)22:04 No.18259064 >>18259037 >Segal, not JCVD Fuckin robbed again.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:05 No.18259080 >>18259034 We're not reading some random chick. We're reading a woman who could flatten the town we're currently in faster than you can say FRIENDSHIP.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/08/12(Thu)22:06 No.18259083 >>18259060 It would help if I could recall when it actually was, but regardless, cool.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:07 No.18259089 >>18259034 Girl loves explosions. We are taking her to see Explosions: The Movie III I fail to see the problem here.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:07 No.18259091 >>18259060 We've got 4 days. We had better get cracking, then. Were we going to go with baking Fudgeyate's for our three girls, then? Bunny Mode for Ursula, Black Kitty for Erica, and Ballroom Tuxedo for Nanoha?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:07 No.18259093 >>18259083 I'm sure LG will notify us if a date like that is coming up very soon. That's important shit.

Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:07 No.18259094

>>18259064
Segal is funnier tha JCVD. You take JCVD seriously for all of 10 seconds before figuring out the movie is him derping while kicking ass.

I sort of want to see the trailer for Chinese market trubble starring Jackie Chan with Jackie Chan and directed by Jackie Chan,

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:08 No.18259097 >>18259089 Why do you think she loves explosions? That's like assuming soldiers want to watch movies about guns.

Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:08 No.18259099

>movie playing
>Nahona on the edge of her seat leaning forward, biting lip as the action plays
>we're busy trying to figure out how to hold her hand
>we're almost halfway there!
>suddenly there's a huge blast in the movie and Nahona grabs us and shakes us around in excitement
>it triggers a PTSD episode

This is how our date needs to go.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:08 No.18259102 >>18259093 >>18259083 White Day is March 14. We have 4 days to get ready.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:09 No.18259107 >>18259097 But they do?

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/08/12(Thu)22:09 No.18259109 >>18259089 1st Rule of Quest Threads: Anything can go wrong, and it's often the simplest things that do. For example: The fishing in Heretical Love.

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)22:09 No.18259111
File: 1331262580.jpg-(25 KB, 193x258, mfreeman120.jpg)

===================
Morgan Freeman, in his most captivating movie yet.
"Adamson... 784-52-24"
Watch him, as he sits in a comfortable chair.
"Clark... 521-35-62"
Wearing a white suit.
"Masters... 235-22-56"
Reading a phone book.
"Overholt... 867-23-45"
Three hours of Morgan Freeman's voice.
I AM READING A PHONEBOOK.

In theaters, next month

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:09 No.18259113 >>18259097 She already told us that she likes combat training and was proud of Sakura who used overwhelming majaikal power to cause a massive explosion to beat Mike in the first training exercise, just like Nanoha had taught her.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:11 No.18259121 >>18259097 If an action flic worked for Saber, it should work here too. >>18259111 This would actually sell. No, seriously, why haven't they thought of this yet?

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/08/12(Thu)22:11 No.18259124 >>18259111 I'd pay to see this. Morgan Freeman saying ANYTHING sounds good.

Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:11 No.18259125

>>18259113
That doesn't mean she wants to watch a movie about it. I like my job, but I don't like to watch shows and movies about computers. I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm saying that it's an assumption that she will like it and an assumption that she won't.

!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/08/12(Thu)22:12 No.18259138

>>18259091
In all honesty, I can only recall the one for Keima (because I came up with it).

A white chocolate heart, left in his room, next to a chocolate statuette of his Goddess mode, perhaps posed to be sitting on the chocolate fire truck for Elsie. No names, he'll know.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:12 No.18259139 >>18259111 Just sit back and listen to his voice for three hours? I'd do it.

Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:13 No.18259140

>>18259091
We had decided to go for other options than Fudgeyate for all three last I heard.
Consensus seemed to be
Twins: lingerie
Nanoha: locket ( although that may change depending on timeskip or not )
Amazoness: chocolate Glorptnik
Sakura: chocolate chocolate chocolates
Keima: a vinyl LP of fly me to the moon and a white chocolate statue of him in goddess mode left in his room
Elsie: chocolate firetruck
Shinku: vanilla chocolate chip Kun-Kun cookies
Perrinne: white chocolate eclairs
Madoka: white chocolate QB's
Zuchinni ( if she is around ): choc chip pancakes
Softness ( if she is around ): chocolate bikes

The Fudgeyate was a joint gift for our girls that we took from Shirou

And that is all I think

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:14 No.18259153 >>18259140 Sakura: chocolate covered expresso beans Fixed that for you.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:14 No.18259154 >>18259125 Hackers was awesome, and you know it. It was terrible, and awesome.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:15 No.18259169 >>18259153 >Sakura: Chocolate covered espresso bears Fixed.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:16 No.18259174 >>18259153 Oh god no, We want to troll people with that not just spring it on them during a romantic day. That and we need a small scale test to make sure she doesn't break through dimensions from so much energy

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:16 No.18259177 >>18259169 >Chocolate covered espresso bears There were no survivors.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:16 No.18259181 File: 1331263010.jpg-(104 KB, 430x651, 1303525444429.jpg) >>18259154 I caught it on TV awhile back, and it was kinda hilarious now. K6 IS HOT SHIT, MAN. Also, Jolie was a lot hotter back then.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/08/12(Thu)22:16 No.18259184 >>18259140 We should save the LP for a birthday, or something. Stick to the, as I understand, traditional chocolate

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)22:17 No.18259186
File: 1331263024.jpg-(115 KB, 800x400, WH40K_Save_Me_Fluffy_by_renzok(...).jpg)

The movie begins..
Nanoha's eyes trained on the screen.

A man riding a weird tank wearing a hat much like Max's rolls on screen.
"CHAAAAAAAARGE!" he orders his troops
"Sir! A CHIMERA ISNT A FRONTLINER!" they advice him.
"I DONT CARE! FLUFFY CAN HANDLE IT!"
*BOOOOOOOOOM*

You look over to Nanoha to see her entranced by the huge fireball.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/08/12(Thu)22:17 No.18259190 >>18259169 Giving her Expresso would cause her to shift universes unassisted. Giving her BEAR BEARS would be flat out adorable.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:17 No.18259198 >>18259111 shutupandtakemymoney.jpg

Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:17 No.18259199

>>18259169
Speaking of hyperactive Sakura, get a copy of the video from Madoka just to hang onto.

And anyone still think trying to make a BEAR potion would be awesome? I think Ryuu would be impressed at us making a potion from scratch even if it is just for trolling

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:18 No.18259201 >>18259186 We'd best already be holding her hand.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:19 No.18259216 >>18259199 It doesn't have to be for trolling. We know Max uses the stuff, so we can give it to him in return for favors. >>18259186 Slowly move our hand towards hers.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:20 No.18259222 >>18259199 Oh yes, Bear Pot is still on the to-do list for sure. That tin of gummies won't last forever, so we need to be able to BEAR at will.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/08/12(Thu)22:20 No.18259225 >>18259199 Imagine giving it to Shirou. $5.00 he would turn into Kiruo - San.

Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:21 No.18259232

>>18259184
Thigngs other than chocolate are also traditional but I put forward the idea of a white chocolate heart in front of everyone but the idea was sneak the LP and chocolate into his room so that only he sees it and squirms a bit

Plus his birthday is a fair way off so we would have to wait forever to do it.

Anyone else still think the abc's of swords kids pop up book for Shirou might be a good gift?i suggested it as a joke but I thought about it and quite like the idea of it now, he would love it and we would laugh at it

Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:21 No.18259234

>>18259169

"Hey Keima, what's up?"
"I was going to ask the team to get together for some trai- do you hear that?"
"The adorable high pitched growling noises? Sakura got her hands on some good shit."
"Is... is there something we can do?"
"Not really a concern of mine. I mean, worst case scenario she jumps someone who she thinks in Ron Burgundy."
"Who?"
"Some egotistical douche who wear a lot of red."
"...."
"What's... oh. Yeah, you should start running."

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:21 No.18259242 >>18259225 $10 says he'd maul us.

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)22:22 No.18259248
File: 1331263351.jpg-(64 KB, 570x345, shia-labeouf-transformers-3.jpg)

The movie flashes forwards.
The man's son sits at home looking through old war photos of his dead father.
"Don't worry dad... I'll find that explosion that killed you." Shia LaBeouf's awkward acting still taking center stage.

He travels the worlds, looking at explosions.
***BOOOM**
***BOOM***
*BOOOOOOMMM!!*
None of them the one he was looking for.

Nanoha's eyes light up in glee with each explosion, her popcorn now mostly ignored.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:22 No.18259249 >>18259234 Just choked on my drink... You bastard. Can't stop laughing

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/08/12(Thu)22:22 No.18259251 >>18259242 You're on!

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:24 No.18259262 >>18259248 That hand, get to holding it.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:24 No.18259265 File: 1331263476.png-(131 KB, 510x510, advice-hayate-meme-generator-g(...).png) >>18259249 Wonder how many I'll get this thread...

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/08/12(Thu)22:24 No.18259267 >>18259232 So long as we don't give it to him on white day.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:24 No.18259268 >>18259234 >rawr!~

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:24 No.18259269 >>18259262 I dunno, man, she's really into the movie, let's not distract her from it.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:25 No.18259271 >>18259248 This is like crack for her. I don't think even the romantic movie would of done anywhere near as well

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:26 No.18259281 >>18259269 That is why I am suggesting hand rather than throw an arm around her or kiss her or something.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:26 No.18259283 >>18259269 Yes. Especially since she's currently in 'explosions are fun' mode. Let's not turn her attention on us.

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)22:27 No.18259289
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You inch your hand closer to hers as it grips the handrest.
Another huge explosion fills the screen, you could actually feel the blast of that one.
Nanoha's hand finds yours at that moment.
She looks over to you and blushes as she smiles.
That smile is more powerful than any of the stuff on screen

*BOOOM*
*BOOOOOOOOOOM*
*BOOOM*
The explosions keep coming.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:27 No.18259292 >>18259283 She's always in explosions are fun mode, we are just getting her into the "ooh pretty BOOM" mode without her shooting something

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:27 No.18259297 >>18259271 Romance shit probably would've gone just fine too, but I think this one just suits her better as an individual.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:28 No.18259301 File: 1331263711.png-(134 KB, 510x510, advice-hayate-meme-generator-l(...).png) >>18259283 >>18259269 I don't know guys, seems like a good plan to me.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:29 No.18259309 >>18259289 But... I don't want to permanently be the bottom.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:29 No.18259311 >>18259289 TIME TO PUT OUR TONGUE IN HER BUTT!?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:30 No.18259324 >>18259289 I never thought I would actually say this, but god bless Michael Bay.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:30 No.18259325 >>18259289 Kiss her and turn attention back to movie

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:30 No.18259328 >>18259289 Kiss? Then continue to enjoy the explosions.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:31 No.18259332 >>18259289 [x] Spend rest of movie making out with Nanoha

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:31 No.18259337 >>18259309 WELL YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED WHEN I SAID HOLD HER HAND RATHER THAN BEING ALL 'OH NOOO I DONT WANT TO DISTRACT HER' LIKE A BUNCH OF SCRUBS. NOW WE ARE HER BITCH

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:31 No.18259340 >>18259309 >>18259311 What the fucking fuck? I'm not sure which is worse: two posts that fucked up, or the fact that it's clearly two different people.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:32 No.18259344 >>18259332 Nah kiss then back to movie. She likes them and we like her happy

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:32 No.18259345 >>18259332 I support this. We can always pick up the DVD box set of the whole trilogy later.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:32 No.18259348 >>18259309 Where the hell do you get that from? Nanoha's a bit forward maybe, but she's no femdom.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:33 No.18259357 >>18259289 Give her a small kiss, if the explosions ever let up get some more in, but it's Micheal bay, so the explosions never stop.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:33 No.18259359 >>18259344 >>18259328 I'll second the motion.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:35 No.18259379 >>18259357 Actually it is Michael bay with Michael bay and Michael bay. Even the introductory credits were explosions

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:37 No.18259403 >>18259357 >>18259359 Yes, she is still technically 12.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:37 No.18259408 >>18259403 Just makes it hotter.

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)22:38 No.18259417
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Her eyes affixed on screen, her hand holding yours.
*BOOOM!*
"This is for my dad!"
**BOOOOM!!**
"This is for fluffy!!"
*BBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOM!*
"This is for me!"
Shia leboof, arms the massive nuke he was sitting on.
The scene switches to a silent super slow countdown on the bomb's display.
[0:00:10]
Nanoha's hand grips yours tightly, she's leaning forwards.
[0:00:05]
She looks as if she's willing the countdown to go faster.
[0:00:01]
She braces herself for it.. An intense look in her eyes. Her grip almost tight enough to be painful.
[0:00:00]
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*
A massive explosion fills the screen, shockwaves fly out of it.
The first front rows of people watching actually get lifted out of thier seats and thrown back.
A look of pure ecstasy is on Nanohas face.
You think one of your fingers are broken.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/08/12(Thu)22:38 No.18259418 File: 1331264331.jpg-(38 KB, 400x648, 1301364087730.jpg) >>18259408 I think this is you...

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/08/12(Thu)22:39 No.18259423 >>18259403 But not really mentally or, currently, physically.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:39 No.18259428 >>18259418 I enjoy women of all ages, from little girl to cougar.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/08/12(Thu)22:41 No.18259445 >>18259428 Still, a little creepy, even with her in an adult body.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:41 No.18259446 >>18259403 The major issue people had was she was in a 12 year old body. People agreed that she was mature enough to decide about it on her own and we would respect her decision

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:41 No.18259448 >>18259417 Saw this coming a mile away but it was oh so funny.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:41 No.18259450 >>18259417 >You think one of your fingers are broken. Worth it, to see >A look of pure ecstasy is on Nanohas face.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:42 No.18259454 So pedophile, the quest?

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)22:42 No.18259461
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She suddenly looks at you.
The rush of the last explosion still evident on her face.
A vivid blush fills her cheek, her breathing sped up a little.

[ ]kiss
[ ]kiss her
[ ]kiss the shit out of her

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:42 No.18259463 Ahh philosophic discussion on tg, I love it!

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:42 No.18259465 >>18259417 ...she just came, didn't she?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:43 No.18259469 >>18259454 No, let's not start this shitstorm again. >>18259446 Was the consensus it is dead and buried threads ago

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:43 No.18259477 >>18259461 [x]kiss the shit out of her

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:43 No.18259480 >>18259461 >[✓] kiss the shit out of her I assume this is the option where we put our tongue in her butt.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:43 No.18259482 >>18259461 [X] kiss the shit out of her

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:43 No.18259485 >>18259461 Kiss the shit out of her. Kiss the everloving shit out of her.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/08/12(Thu)22:43 No.18259487 >>18259454 No. Just us possibly plowing a 12 year old chronologically that's about 16 emotionally, mentally and physically. Creepy, but not pedo.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:44 No.18259488 >>18259461 [x]kiss her We're still in a crowded theater, after all.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/08/12(Thu)22:45 No.18259502 >>18259461 Full on makeout. No holding back.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:45 No.18259503 >>18259446 No, the issue was she is actually 12 years old regardless of what her body looks like or what her 'mental age' is. She's 12. Not going to happen. >>18259461 [x] Kiss her

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:46 No.18259510 >>18259461 Magic or not, shes still 12. [x] Kiss her

Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:47 No.18259520

>>18259503
I agree, but there are a couple of people really vocal about taking the virginity of the mature-but-still-a-goddamn-12-year-old and I'm way sick of arguing this point. I'm actually minimizing any individual posts debating the issue anymore. That's how goddamn sick of it I am.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:47 No.18259521 Kiss the shit it of her. She is our girlfriend, let's show her what that means

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:47 No.18259523 >>18259487 Still technically pedo and fucking creepy either way keep trying to justify it though. How old is MC?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:47 No.18259524 >>18259461 [x] Kiss her

Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:48 No.18259536

>>18259379

I'm having a hard time picturing what a Three-Bay would look like.

1:"Alright, we need to make the sex scene. We need people emotionally invested, and nothing says investment like two attractive young-ish people fucking."
2:"What about explosions?"
3:"Man's got a point."
1:"I know. We built our careers on it. But the fucking and the booms.... mutually exclusive."
3:"Are they?"
1:"Pardon?"
3:"Are they really? Why not have explosions in the background?"
2:"Why not in the foreground as well?"
1:"They'll call us mad."
3:"LET THEM."
2:"Here's what I'm thinking: love interest is high on pain-killers, hero take her with him onto a train. Has to have a running gun-fight on the train like that one playstation game.... while half naked chick is trying to jump his bones."
3:"I like."
1:"Go on...."
2:"After he gets to the last terrorist, he discovers what was under all those tarps and shit: BOMBS."
1:"Something sparks at the end of the train, causing explosions to work their way up...."
3:"To where he's unhooking the cars behind him. While the girl's sucking him off."
2:"You boys are starting to get it."
1:"Parting shot, nuke which is on the last car goes off after falling off the cliff, hero looks at bright flash while being shielded from the worst by the mountain the train's going around, and pulls the girl up for a big kiss as the scene fades."
2:"I like it."
3:"The image is quite titillating."
2:"I don't know what that word means."

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:48 No.18259537 >>18259461 She isn't always going to be in euphoric glee from explosions, capitalize on it. Kiss the shit out of her.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:48 No.18259540 >>18259523 Hayate is 16.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:48 No.18259544 >>18259523 16 Now can we move on from this fucking discussion before it devolves into a shitstorm again PLEASE? I don't really give a flying fuck either way but if we derail the whole thread with this shit again LG will just quit

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/08/12(Thu)22:51 No.18259574 >>18259523 15 - 16, I think.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:51 No.18259579 Fictional. Characters.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:51 No.18259581 >>18259536 Everything about this post is awesome. Even the 'Three-Bay' pun at the start.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:52 No.18259586 >>18259461 [x]kiss the shit out of her I went to eat and was shoveling food so fast that I stabbed myself about the face and mouth repeatedly.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:52 No.18259590 >>18259579 This Fictional characters Fictional setting which is fine with this. End of discussion GTFO if you don't like it

Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:55 No.18259609

>>18259590
Excuse me? I didn't have a problem with you liking what I don't like until you suggested I should leave a quest I enjoy because I disagree with you. We haven't reached a consensus yet and LG hasn't gone a sexual route with her yet. I will kindly agree to disagree with you, and I would thank you to afford me the same politeness without such self-aggrandizing proclamations.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:55 No.18259610 Kiss the shit out of her. She is high on an explosive rush lets make sure tonight stays with her for more than that

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:55 No.18259612 >>18259461 So were kissing the shit out of her, im okay with this.

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)22:56 No.18259618
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You ignore the explosions.
You ignore the other people in the cinema.
You ignore the pain in your hand.
You ignore everything and focus everything on her.

You lean in and kiss her.
You kiss her like you've never done before.
Shes leaning into it too, her lips melding against yours.
Her hand squeezing tighter than she did before.
A rush much more powerful than the dozen nukes blowing up in front of you overtakes you.

After what seems like an eternity, the lights go on and interrupt you.

She hurriedly pulls away, and the both of you get up off your seats and walk out of the cinema.

After excusing herself to freshen up, while you pulled your fingers back into place, she walks up to you and asks you with a smile.
"What now?"

Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:56 No.18259626

>>18259579
>>18259590

Guys, saying something like this isn't going to magically change every point both sides have been making.

If people want to wait until it's not as 'creepy' then we'll wait. If they vote the other way, that's how we'll go.

All you're doing is stirring up shit nobody wants stirred.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/08/12(Thu)22:57 No.18259635 >>18259618 ...We're so getting laid.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:58 No.18259647 >>18259618 "How about dinner? Anything in particular you'd like?" We need to learn more about her likes and dislikes concerning cuisine. Our pride as a butler demands that we be able to anticipate our mistress' needs and wants.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:58 No.18259648 >>18259618 "Get a bite to eat? Go for a walk maybe?"

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:58 No.18259649 >>18259618 Take a swig of healing potion. "Let's see if we can find a cute place to get some food, then go explore the park."

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:58 No.18259652 >>18259618 What do you feel like doing? There are restaurants around here or we could go for a walk or whatever you choose

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:59 No.18259655 >>18259618 Dinner

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:59 No.18259660 >>18259536 Best part? I've MET Michael Bay. This post is about as accurate as it is hilarious.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:59 No.18259661 >mfw LG is reading all of this shit >He's ticking off checkboxes in his routes. He's using this date to gauge how we'll react to a timeskip/no timeskip Nanoha. Im good either way.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)22:59 No.18259667 >>18259618 Dinner, under the starts or at a rather nice restaurant, ask about the details of the age candy, duration and if it does anything other than change physical age.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:00 No.18259672 >>18259618 "So, are you hungry?"

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:00 No.18259680 >>18259661 I want to see the hypothetical about how terribly taking her to see the cuddly animal deathcamp movie would have gone.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:00 No.18259681 >>18259635 Can we avoid buzz-words like that with the whole 'pedo' shit-storm just settled?

Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:01 No.18259682

>>18259618
>After excusing herself to freshen up
More like run her panties under the hand dryer.

At this point, I don't know how we're going to top this. We need the most romantic restaurant ever. I'm talking a place so romantic that they give you your money back if you don't get laid.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/08/12(Thu)23:01 No.18259684 >>18259660 South Park got it right then?:

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:02 No.18259702 >>18259684 Basically. Yes

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:02 No.18259705 >>18259618 Dinner at Luna, that restaurant that has rooms for the phases of the moon showing different night skies that have a moon in that phase.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/08/12(Thu)23:02 No.18259709 >>18259681 Dude, its pretty obvious it's gonna happen. Just callin' them as I see 'em.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:03 No.18259714 >>18259682 Hmm...the only problem is that we don't have a reservation, so those restaurants are out. Luna was a nice restaurant that was suggested when we went to dinner with the Twins, that might work.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:03 No.18259718 >>18259709 Yep. This is leading up to it whether people like it or not... And the consensus seems to be for like it

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:04 No.18259727 >>18259709 >Virgin

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:04 No.18259734 >>18259714 Ouch, good point. I think you're right then. Luna should do well enough.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:04 No.18259736 >>18259682 Considering the movie's precedent, what se'sd love the most would be a candlelight diner in the middle of Souske's live ordnance range.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:05 No.18259742 >>18259709 You do not understand the concept of tact do you? And if it doesn't occur, I will laugh so hard.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:05 No.18259749 >>18259736 ...Do we have our paintball gun? I think it's time to take her to a firing range.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:05 No.18259750 >>18259681 It's not pedo tonight. She just got shunted through puberty.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:06 No.18259752 >>18259749 I think we left that behind sadly

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:06 No.18259754 >>18259742 We have the power. Join me anonymous, and we will make this date crash and burn.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:06 No.18259758 >>18259750 And as has been established it still technically is, in addition to being creepy.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:06 No.18259760 >>18259750 SHE'S STILL TWELVE JESUS CHRIST

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:07 No.18259770 >>18259754 And if you do you are just a massive fucking troll who needs to get a life, and this is coming from a neckbeard who is playing a dating sim quest on 4chan

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:07 No.18259775 >>18259754 You have my bow.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:07 No.18259776 >reataurant >not serving her dinner by the lake. WE ARE BUTLER. WE SERVE

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:08 No.18259778 SHUT THIS SHITSTORM UP Reporting all assholes who keep this up is gonna start if you can't agree to disagree

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:08 No.18259781 >>18259770 >Take one for the team to avoid banging 12 year old >Troll

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:08 No.18259788 >>18259736 ... ... ... I wonder how much wingman we can pry out of Souske for next time.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/08/12(Thu)23:08 No.18259791 I hate to say it, but I can't not. Just think of the shitstorm if Nanoha was still 9. I'm sorry. Truly.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:08 No.18259793 >>18259778 Enjoy your warning for pointless reports.

Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:08 No.18259794

>>18259750

Sorta a technicality there. I mean, the age difference was like 99% of the problem, but I don't think a one-day pass is the solution the ones crying foul are looking for.

>>18259752
>>18259749

Better question: we have an infinite awesome bag. Why the hell did we pay for pop-corn at the movies?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:09 No.18259803 >>18259794 Some times you have to do things the right way p

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:10 No.18259806 >>18259794 Because we have all this useless fucking money sitting around.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:10 No.18259811 >>18259794 Because it's a date. Sometimes it's best to do shit the normalfag way. That's why I'm also for Luna instead of butlering.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:11 No.18259819 >>18259811 Second, we are here to show her a good time not to be a butler

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:11 No.18259820 Fuck you say one thing off hand it it causes a shitstorm. We serve her dinner by the lake, then eat with her.

Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:12 No.18259828

>>18259791

If she was still nine we would all be on the 'wait' bandwagon.

If she were our age, we would already be hitting that.

The problem is that she's literally directly between the two points, and now there's a 50/50.... actually, given the amount and types of responses it's probably 60/40 between 'wait' and 'do it'.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:12 No.18259832 >>18259820 Nah yo, restaurant. She specifically asked for 'date stuff' so tonight is normalfag night.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:12 No.18259839 >>18259828 No it is about 50/50 just a few people samefagging the discussion each time it pops up

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:13 No.18259850 >>18259776 Perhaps. But the restaurant is a nice place to have dinner. We need to consider what Nanoha wants out of this date as well. And sometimes, a butler's duty lies in not being the one serving the food but of providing the companionship.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:13 No.18259851 >>18259832 That's true. We look for a swanky restaurant while walking/talking around town.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:14 No.18259857 >>18259820 Know how you feel. I went and spend like ten minutes writing up 'Three-Bay' and come back to a shit-storm. I don't think more than like two people SAW it.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:15 No.18259867 >>18259857 I saw three bay and loved it. It just got drowned in a few people arguing the same old shit

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/08/12(Thu)23:15 No.18259872 Guys, we have a rabbit, that can become a Rabbitman. We take to the lake, and have Jakob play waiter. Though my vote is the restaurant.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:15 No.18259876 >>18259857 As the guy who first suggested it, I loved it.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:15 No.18259881 >>18259839 Accounting for the same-fagging was why i corrected myself, but I'm not in it to argue semantics.

Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:16 No.18259888

>>18259867
I hope the issue just gets fucking resolved one way or another tonight so that we can stop arguing. I honestly don't care which way it goes anymore. I just want this arguing to stop. I'm almost ready to just minimize every single non-LG post in this thread until that happens one way or the other.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:16 No.18259889 >>18259857 It's sad because it was nothing short of art.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:17 No.18259894 >>18259857 I really liked Three-bay

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/08/12(Thu)23:17 No.18259896 >>18259857 Took me a moment to parse it at the start, but it is good stuff.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:17 No.18259898 >>18259857 I saw it, but I was busy discussing the actual date wutdo topic. It was pretty good stuff.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:17 No.18259899 >>18259888 Seconded

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:18 No.18259910 >>18259901 WE JONAH NOW Or Nanoha will just nukerize it.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:19 No.18259913 >>18259901 TIIIIIIIIME STOP! Fuckin SCP needs to be more careful. Oh well Nanoha gets to blow shit up which she enjoys about as much as watching shit blow up

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:19 No.18259920 >>18259912 Yay?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:19 No.18259921 >>18259901 tame it!

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:20 No.18259924 >>18259912 Oh ok

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:20 No.18259930 >>18259912 And that kiddies is what bitching about unimportant things gets you [X] Reload

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:20 No.18259933 File: 1331266820.jpg-(20 KB, 640x481, what the fuck am i looking at.jpg) >>18259912 >>18259901

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:20 No.18259941 >>18259912 [X] Reload I have learned my lesson.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:21 No.18259951 rolled 57 = 57 >>18259921 BUTLERIZING TIME!

Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:21 No.18259952

>>18259901
Nothing gets to ruin our date night without some payback. Not even the fucking Tarrasque. We get to blow shit up with Nanoha.

Question about the bouncing fluid, can we use it to bounce energy or laser beams and stuff like that. If so we should make a parabolic reflector saucer, potion it and focus Nanoha's beam scalpel thin at the end and bisect everything.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:21 No.18259958 >>18259912 And the trolls win. I wish this was an actual table, so the THAT guy in this thread could be savagely beaten.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:22 No.18259969 FUCK! It's 682! RUN FOR IT!

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/08/12(Thu)23:22 No.18259970 >>18259901 And all our discussion just became pointless

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:22 No.18259973 >>18259912 >>18259901 I'm actually not sure if this is him fucking with us or the constant running of this plus the 'pedo' argument finally made him snap.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:23 No.18259974 File: 1331266983.jpg-(21 KB, 300x335, 1261712528980.jpg) >>18259912 [x]reload If a tarrasque really did crash here, we could at least build up a good appetite with Nanoha for dinner by beating the thing into submission.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/08/12(Thu)23:23 No.18259980 >>18259901 Goddamnit. Teleport away, armor up.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:24 No.18259991 >>18259973 I fucking warned you guys

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:24 No.18259994 >>18259973 I hope not. It was pretty civil compared to what has gone down in other quests. Didn't seem like anyone was dissatisfied with the quest, just debating on >what do as usual. Hell ROCKETS VS DROP TANKS was almost worse.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:24 No.18259995 >>18259901 Awww 682... yeah we fucked.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:25 No.18260004 >>18259973 God I hope it's him fucking with us. Most of us stopped caring and/or were willing to wait to end the bickering. It was like two or three really insistent assholes.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:25 No.18260007 >>18259912 I think it's interesting that people assume this is an end we can reload from. Good quest, LG. I hope you run a quest again someday.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:26 No.18260016 >>18259994 No it was about 4 people constantly bitching over a hypothetical situation which had no real degree of importance to the quest causing him to seriously consider actually ending it that way

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:26 No.18260020 He deleted the 'game over' post. I hope that means he changed his mind. Either that or he's twisting the knife by giving us hope.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:27 No.18260029 >>18260007 Well given he deleted the bad end post I dare say it was a shut the fuck up post which he has done before

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:27 No.18260030 >>18260020 Using 4chanX but still refreshing like a madman

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/08/12(Thu)23:27 No.18260031 >>18259912 Oh. Well, damn. Oh well. Guess I'll get some sleep tonight.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:28 No.18260036 >>18260031 No sleep for you Udz

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:29 No.18260046 >>18260029 So, can we agree that next time the topic comes up, the rest of us make the two belligerent parties shut the fuck up to prevent something like this from occurring again?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:29 No.18260048 >LG sick of BONE HER/DON'T BONE HER >troll end is best end Either that or someone jacked his trip.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:29 No.18260057 File: 1331267385.jpg-(48 KB, 485x728, 1294034500716.jpg) >Landing Gear deleted his post And here I was checking the archives to see if he was pulling a Richter Bromont. >Captcha: 293.658.777 quissul

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/08/12(Thu)23:30 No.18260059 >>18260036 Eh, I'll live.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:30 No.18260064 >>18260046 Would love to. I propose this. Until it becomes an actual issue anyone arguing the point just gets reported by everyone as spam. Because that's all it is

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:31 No.18260077 OR we take a vote right here right now on the matter of if it comes up we go for it or wait. We all agree to abide by the decision and no more bitching

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:31 No.18260078 >>18260016 I seriously doubt it was even 4 people. There was a lot of samefagging going on. Hopefully, we've learned the lesson on trolls. Anyone who even brings up this topic again is going to be reported on sight.

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)23:31 No.18260079
File: 1331267502.jpg-(140 KB, 500x333, 2515139467_4d59244b0c.jpg)

"How about dinner?" you ask her.
"Maybe we can walk around and find a restaurant."
"Sure!" she answers brightly.
You take her hand and the two of you set forth into the evening to look for a restaurant.

*ROLL FOR RESTAURANT*
name the restaurant and its theme
First roll that's 70+

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:31 No.18260081 >>18260046 Sure. I cast my vote when it was first brought up a few threads back, and have since resolved to ignore the topic until it became relevant.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:32 No.18260085 rolled 35 = 35 >>18260079 Luna, as described previously with the phases and junk.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:32 No.18260088 rolled 13 = 13 >>18260079 A nice rooftop restaurant by the lake

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:33 No.18260093 rolled 18 = 18 >>18260079 Luna.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:33 No.18260094 rolled 62 = 62 >>18260079 Luna. We already know its theme.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:33 No.18260095 rolled 77 = 77 >>18260079 "Mary & Sue's Bar and Grill"

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/08/12(Thu)23:33 No.18260096 >>18260057 I wish I knew what you meant.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:33 No.18260098 rolled 1 = 1 >>18260079 Luna. That shit be ballin yo.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:33 No.18260100 rolled 60 = 60 >>18260079 I like Luna that was suggested previously.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:33 No.18260101 rolled 54 = 54 >>18260079 How about Wagnaria again? Or is that too kiddy / done to death

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:33 No.18260102 rolled 51 = 51 >>18260079 Restaurant at the edge of the universe A hitchikers guide to the galaxy themed restaurant

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:33 No.18260106 rolled 50 = 50 >>18260095 Oh fine.

Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:34 No.18260109

rolled 17 = 17

>>18260079
The Garden. It's a lakeside terrace where they actually grow plants which give you your food. Yes, if you order a steak, they will plant a seed which will rapidly grow into a flower, which will then open to reveal a steaming hot steak, the flower being used as a platter. It's fucking awesome.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:34 No.18260114 rolled 11 = 11 >>18260079 It doesn't have a name, just a red door. It's very quiet, relaxing, polite and has rather good food.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/08/12(Thu)23:34 No.18260117 >>18260095 Goddamnit.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:34 No.18260120 >>18260098 Note to self: dice gods don't like ebonics. Also, I'm curious as to what the hell can go wrong here. Are we going to have a werewolf related PTSD?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:35 No.18260121 rolled 69 = 69 >>18260095 Oh god I see it now. Dante owns it It is staffed by half half half breeds who are all perfect, attractive and loved by everyone. But the sheer mass of them nullifies their powers

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:35 No.18260122 rolled 49 = 49 >These rolls

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/08/12(Thu)23:35 No.18260126 rolled 24 = 24 The Cattle Drive. Western theme, serves steak

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:35 No.18260129 File: 1331267726.jpg-(212 KB, 1920x1080, 1321054617331.jpg) rolled 46 = 46 >>18260079 Ahnenerbe

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:35 No.18260130 >>18260095 You cunt, we actually had a consensus. Fuck you and the dice-gods.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:36 No.18260138 File: 1331267773.jpg-(34 KB, 350x401, 1285887684228.jpg) >>18260095 And the theme? And really, a bar and grill when we were all going for a more romantic dinner option?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:36 No.18260139 >>18260098 That's 1d00, nicely done.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:36 No.18260141 >>18260096 He ran a KS quest, I think it was over on /a/. There was some funny stuff to come out of it. >>18260121 Brilliant! Now this turns a lame choice into an ok one.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:36 No.18260145 >>18260095 FUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOUUUU!

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:37 No.18260151 >>18260095 Fuck the one time I make a good roll. I have brought shame to myself.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:37 No.18260153 rolled 31 = 31 >>18260095 >>18260121 I can live with that.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:38 No.18260163 >>18260139 How the fuck did that happen? It was an auto-fill to PREVENT that. That should be literally impossible.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:38 No.18260166 >>18260121 You know that's just asking for a terrorist bombing by a rogue TG or Insitute Editor who will not suffer the SUE to live.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:38 No.18260167 >>18260141 Well it came from a discussion about wanting to put Dante in and an idea I had about him being a SUE hunter / field agent who beat them at their own game. This just works perfectly as far as I am concerned

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:38 No.18260173 rolled 88 = 88 >>18260163 Dicegods took a day off, browsergods are fucking with you.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:39 No.18260176 >>18260163 You autofilled with that saved 00 from one time you fucked up. Not impossible at all.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:39 No.18260180 >>18260151 Maybe the sheer amount of 'fuck that' in the thread will make LG not pick it. Maybe. Or he might still be in the mood to make us suffer for that shit-storm earlier.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:39 No.18260181 >>18260173 Haha all gods of 4chan hate us

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:40 No.18260190 >>18260176 But I DELETED that entry. For that exact reason.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:40 No.18260199 >>18260180 Nah, he sticks to his rules even if there's all the fuck that. Take the witches result for example the two no one wanted are coming because that's the dice

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:42 No.18260226 rolled 64 = 64 >>18260199 He is right to do so. It keeps it interesting.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:43 No.18260230 >>18260199 He let us pick one time. He has really terrible timing as far as which ones should be rolls and which should be choice.

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)23:43 No.18260237
File: 1331268212.jpg-(39 KB, 300x400, Mexican grill photo.jpg)

>bar and grill
>romantic date
>yep /tg/ is still the /tg/ i have begrudgingly grown to love.

As you and Nanoha walk through a side street, with various small restaurants on either side, the sound of gunfire and explosions erupt from one of them.

The sounds naturaly intrigue your date, as she rides down the rush from the movie.
"ohhh, What's here?" she asks as she pulls you inside an establishment decorated like a cliched mexican villa.

"OOOOOOOOH YEAH!" a man in a red coat stands on the bar and fires guns into the air.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:43 No.18260240 >>18260199 He hinted about maybe fucking with that, because even he got shafted by the rolls. Possible Zucchini stowaway or other such shenanigans may happen.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:43 No.18260242 >>18260121 >>18260141 Well, it's still not a very good choice in the context of this date. I mean, maybe if we were on a more relaxed date, but Nanoha seemed like she was angling for a romantic date tonight.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:44 No.18260245 >>18260237 FUCK YES DANTE

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:44 No.18260251 >>18260226 >>18260199 Even the guy who said it doesn't want it though. So maybe there's hope.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:44 No.18260253 >>18260240 Yeah I suggested her stowing away in MEEYAFOOJEE's bag but I could see Sakabroto bringing her along for shenanigans >>18260237 I love you LG

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:45 No.18260261 >>18260237 landing gear I know I already made this offer to papa-n but if you come to Hawaii i will be your butt slave. Thats how much I love you right now.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:45 No.18260264 >>18260237 Yessssss.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:45 No.18260268 >>18260237 Shit, if Dante's going to be running around shooting and blowing stuff up, it'll please her just as much as any normal fancy place would. This is definitely a salvageable choice.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:45 No.18260269 File: 1331268355.jpg-(59 KB, 445x389, 1295232337163.jpg) >>18260237 Alright, let's play with the hand we were dealt with. Take in the room, see if there are any waiters or waitresses, or if we should just go to a table.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:46 No.18260278 >>18260237 Spicy Food, Dante, Guns, We have molotov cocktails, Yeah I think Nanoha will remember this date.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:46 No.18260279 >>18260237 More like '/tg/ dice' is having one of their moods again'. More on-topic, since you didn't refresh, eating anything Dante cooks scares the shit out of me. There's a REASON he always ate out canonically.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:47 No.18260288 >>18260245 This fits in perfectly for our majaikal gun mags of Infinite bullet works idea. Dante already has them so he would know where to get more

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:48 No.18260296 >>18260279 He isn't the chef just the owner

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:48 No.18260301 >>18260279 Even he's smart enough to hire actual cooks to do the cooking. He just runs around shooting shit and maybe bartending.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:49 No.18260305 >>18260279 Oh shit. OH SHIT. I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS. WE NEED TO LEAVE BEFORE HE GETS ANY-FUCKING-WHERE NEAR THE KITCHEN. SUCKING OFF CTHULHU IS PREFERABLE TO EATING HIS COOK?ING.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:49 No.18260310 >>18260237 Clearly we just should have taken her to Olive Garden then. Bitches love breadsticks.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:50 No.18260317 >>18260301 >bartending That's actually worse. My hope is that he's just a rowdy customer. It is the only way we survive the evening.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:51 No.18260334 >>18260317 Nah owner, he just shows off for the patrons

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:52 No.18260347 rolled 50 = 50 >>18260310 >will never reach second base

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)23:53 No.18260356
File: 1331268814.png-(339 KB, 573x933, Dante_4.png)

The man spots you as you walk into the establishment.
He jumps off the bar and holsters his guns.

"Welcome to MARY & SUE'S, only two of you will be eating?" He asks.
"Yep!" Nanoha answers him as she drags you further inside.

'You sure about this place?' you ask her mentally.
'Yeah! It looks like fun! they even have a stage there, maybe there'll be a show.'

The red coated man brings you to a booth over to one side of the place, and slaps a pair of menus and a gun at your table.
"If you kiddies are done picking, just fire off two shots into the air, and we'll send a waiter to your table." he goes off to once again rampage at the bar.

The two of you open the menus.

Spam with eggs and spam
Spam, bacon, eggs, beans and spam
Spam spam spam bacon spam eggs bacon and spam
Sirloin steak with spam and a spam salad with spam on the side.
spam-fried spam spamletts spaming in a spammy soup

It reads.
You try and pick something without too much spam.

WAT ORDER OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:54 No.18260372 >>18260356 Something without spam. Say steak or a bacon burger, neither of these with spam.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:55 No.18260376 Sirloin steak with spam, spam salad and a side order of spam

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:55 No.18260378 rolled 11 = 11 >>18260356 I uh Are there any pasta dishes?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:55 No.18260387 >>18260347 We can still salvage this date. Nanoha seems to be enjoying the gunplay and explosions, so this may still work. >>18260356 [x]Sirloin steak with spam and a spam salad with spam on the side.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:55 No.18260388 >>18260356 Fuck it, spam is fucking tasty. You can't fuck up spam. Order something small, though. I expect the serving size to be gigantic.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:56 No.18260391 >>18260356 spam-fried spam spamletts spaming in a spammy soup IT'S JUST LIKE OLD TIMES.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:56 No.18260400 >>18260317 I don't see how it can be worse. Anything he mixes may taste terrible, but the only way for alcohol to kill you is to drink too much of it. >>18260356 Oh fuck. Spam salad, I guess. Well, at least Nanoha will get off on shooting the gun.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:56 No.18260403 >>18260387 No I don't care about that, I mean the guy who thinks he should ever even joke about taking a girl to the olive gardern

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:57 No.18260406 >>18260356 >Monty Python. Well this can only end well. Can we get lobster therbadore ocretes with a marnay sauce garnished with a truffle patey branding and a fried egg ontop and spam?

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:58 No.18260417 >>18260356 Spot check for vikings.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:58 No.18260419 >>18260406 It's Lobster Thermidor, you uncultured swine.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:58 No.18260421 PTSD TIME! Remember how we ate nothing but off spam for 6 months because our parents wouldn't feed us. Dig into the spam like it is the food of the gods

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:58 No.18260422 >>18260356 Steak.

>>	Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)23:59 No.18260429 >>18260421 nonono normalfag night keep that shit under wraps

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:00 No.18260438 >>18260419 I totally am. I should have the spelling and entire scene memorized.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:00 No.18260440 >>18260421 no man, that was alpo, spam was the treat.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:01 No.18260454 >Can't fuck up SPAM. You have never seen Dante cook. No really, he's that bad. He once gave himself food-poisening so bad he was almost HOSPITALIZED. On a separate occasion he set fire to a BOWL OF CORNFLAKES.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:02 No.18260466 >>18260421 No, no. We would have been subsisting on the leftovers from a fishmonger, and the can of expired SPAM was the most delicious thing we had ever eaten.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:02 No.18260468 >>18260454 Oh god I remember that No did he even manage that one again?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:02 No.18260470 >>18260454 When he brings our order, time stop and conjure edible food.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:03 No.18260473 >>18260440 You got those backwards.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:03 No.18260478 >>18260421 We don't need to play the pity card tonight. Just let her do the shooting, and she'll stay revved up. I don't think she's ever shot a gun before, since they're b& on Mid and she's too young on her earth, so she'll really be thrilled.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:03 No.18260480 >>18260470 Not a bad idea

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:04 No.18260494 >>18260478 There was weapons training for the advanced class

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:04 No.18260498 >>18260478 Yeah sounds good. Have a mini memory bit about it and then dig in though. Act like it is gourmet food

Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:05 No.18260505

>>18260468

The food poisoning one?

He went to fry some sort of canned thing, possibly Spam, wasn't clarified.

He then realized than if he didn't want it to stick to the pan, he need to use some type of oil or grease.

Since the thing of crisco was empty he decided to use the oil from his roommate's motorcycle.

Yeah.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:05 No.18260509 >>18260478 She actually said she didn't like guns for use in combat earlier. She does like explosions and loud booms though

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/09/12(Fri)00:05 No.18260512 >>18260454 >Set fire to corn flakes HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!?!?!?!

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:06 No.18260516 >>18260505 I meant the cornflakes but I forgot that one too

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:06 No.18260519 >>18260505 What about the corn-flakes?

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/09/12(Fri)00:07 No.18260529
File: 1331269632.jpg-(35 KB, 389x448, 535343244.jpg)

You decide on the Sirloin steak with spam and a spam salad with spam on the side. while Nanoha gets the
spam-fried spam spamletts spaming in a spammy soup.

You allow your date to use the gun to call a waiter.
*BANG*
*BANG*
*BANG*
She smiles broadly as dust and wood chips float down around you.

A waitress presents herself.
Her rainobow colored hair shining under the flourecent lights. Her heterochromatic eyes, like a sapphire and a diamond, on you.

"Hello, my name is Mysteryclaw Riverblossom and i shall be your waitress for the eve-"

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:07 No.18260537 >>18260478 Oh, no, we won't be going full PTSD. Just eat with a bit of gusto that belies the food's origin in SPAM.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:08 No.18260539 >>18260529 ohboyohboyohboy

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:08 No.18260543 Strawberry sundae. Only answer.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:08 No.18260545 File: 1331269700.gif-(459 KB, 450x228, Abandon Thread.gif) >>18260529

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:08 No.18260549 >>18260529 This seems like it's going to be good.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:09 No.18260556 >>18260529 inb4 "Transpace Guard! This is a raid! Everyone on the floor! Get on the floor you puke-colored fuckers!"

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:09 No.18260560 >>18260529 Be somewhat unnerved while ordering because Dante's effect cancels out the glamour and powers of SUE's... Somehow he however loves them and has massive swag when it comes to SUE's

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:09 No.18260563 File: 1331269794.png-(144 KB, 353x340, like so.png) >>18260512

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:10 No.18260565 >>18260543 Desert, my good man. Good catch on that one, though.

Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:10 No.18260573

>>18260512
>>18260516
>>18260519

Was out of milk, decided rum was a good alternative as any.

Then wondered why cereal was cold, that was inconsiderate to sensitive teeth.

Then wondered how hot cereal would taste.

I think you can trace the rest of the thought process from there.

Worst part? He doesn't even recognize what he's doing WRONG. He flat out states that he thinks cooking is some sort of black magic he is incapable of, and fears angering chefs because they might stop feeding him.

He apparently tips quite well, according to that one comic. Well enough that when he showed up for lunch they excused his lack of reservation and actually brought out another table for him and his friend.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:10 No.18260575 >>18260563 and it has a fucking caption. thanks a lot google.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:10 No.18260578 >>18260529 >eve-" She was cut off... second half... can't wait.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:11 No.18260588 >>18260565 I was starting to think I was the only person who watched that series. Otherwise more people would realize the sheer unbridled manliness of the strawberry sundae.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:12 No.18260590 >>18260529 This should be interesting.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:13 No.18260607 >>18260588 Alright, now I'm curious as to what you're on about.

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/09/12(Fri)00:13 No.18260608

*ZAP!*
Some purple beam hits her square in the chest from somewhere outside the window.
She falls slowly, too slowly, to the ground.
And then she just disintegrates.

"AWWW GODDAMMIT. NOT AGAIN." the guy in the red suit yells.
"HEY WADE!" he yells into the kitchen. "GENERATE ANOTHER WAITRESS! THEY TOOK OUT OUR FIFTH ONE TONIGHT!"
"What color hair should I give her?!" someone asks from within.
"Black! With pink highlights!"
A moment later a new waitress stands to take your order, this one noticeably avoiding all windows.

She quickly takes down your orders and heads off to post them at the kitchen.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:13 No.18260617 >>18260588 That, and I found the women trolling him to be rather hilarious. It would've been a great show if it brought the promised action to go with that comedy.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:14 No.18260625 >>18260608 Wade Wilson?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:14 No.18260627 >>18260608 lol

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/09/12(Fri)00:15 No.18260635 >>18260588 >>18260607 >>18260543 GINTAMA reference? later.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:15 No.18260638 >>18260608 BOHOHO.

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/09/12(Fri)00:18 No.18260669

The food arrives, and it makes you wonder just how much spam you could eat in a single meal.

Surprisingly, even with all the gunfire from the bar, and the explosions from the kitchen, the booth you're seating in remains relatively quiet.

You observe as Nanoha begins to eat.
After a moment she notices your eyes on her.
"Anything on your mind?" she asks you.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:19 No.18260681 >>18260608 Huh, must have been teleported to another world, probably Twilight to be a marysue like all the other waitresses that mysteriously disappeared.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:19 No.18260684 >>18260669 Jist how much I love you regardless of how you look

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:20 No.18260688 >>18260669 No matter what the consensus is on our response, there NEEDS to be mental naval crew response in here.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:20 No.18260694 >>18260669 I'm not just taking you out like this because you look older.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:21 No.18260699 >>18260669 "Just... this is an interesting restaurant."

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:23 No.18260722 >>18260688 Even better if there's some sort of a muntiy going on. Half the crew yelling 'NICE TITS' Other half yelling 'NO PEDO' Hayate shrugs and says 'Not much really. Just enjoying the atmosphere. And the company."

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:23 No.18260733 >>18260722 Nah none of that. Possibly something about how the SUE's are actually quite unsettling

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:24 No.18260734 >>18260722 Can't stop laughing you fucker. It works too well.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:24 No.18260744 >>18260669 "Just enjoying the company." Flash her a Hayate smile.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:24 No.18260745 >>18260722 That's a hilarious mental image. Even if LG's probably not going to pick it.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:25 No.18260750 >>18260722 In a way, I think it's bad, but it's just funny enough that I'll agree with it. Maybe also add that we're happy she's having so much fun.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:27 No.18260764 >>18260669 Just glad I get to spend time with you.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:28 No.18260771 >>18260722 It's a nice 'take that' at the meta bickering. Be even funnier if later Hayate's diagnosed with multiple personality disorder. He had no friends, so he had to make his own.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:29 No.18260787 >>18260771 >He had no friends, so he had to make his own. I'm not sure whether I should laugh or cry.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:30 No.18260795 >>18260771 You either mean schizoid delusions or dissociate personality disorder. I'm guessing the former. There is no such thing as 'multiple personality disorder.'

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:31 No.18260803 >>18260795 And there's our therapist from the earlier thread! How you doing buddy?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:31 No.18260810 >>18260771 >He had no friends, so he had to make his own. It would IC explain everything: the stupid choices, the conflicting emotions.... Plus it's the same flavor of 'hilariously depressing' that is his whole life.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:32 No.18260814 >>18260771 We even mentioned something like that when we were blubbering on Keima. Our therapy session should be quite interesting indeed.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:33 No.18260825 >>18260795 I mean like there's multiple separate people in his head, kinda ruling by consensus. I'm not sure what the 'technical' term is for that.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:33 No.18260826 >>18260803 What? This is the first time I've talked about mental disorders. I'm just pointing out that in the DSM, MPD does not and never has existed. That's one of the things that gets drilled into your head while taking Abnormal Psych.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:34 No.18260835 >>18260825 It's a delusional schizoid personality disorder. That's where you hear voices telling/suggesting what you should do.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:35 No.18260837 >>18260826 Ah sorry, we had a student psychologist in another thread who started explaining it for LG thought you were him

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/09/12(Fri)00:35 No.18260841
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"SET SAIL!" your imaginary first mate yells.
"BELAY THAT ORDER! DROP ANCHOR!" the quartermaster argues.
"WE MUST SET FOOT ON THIS NEW CONTINENT!"
"NAY! WE SHALL WAIT TILL THE COLONISTS ARE READY!"
Gunfire, swordfights and panic erupts on deck.
The captain sits in his cabin drinking a cup of tea.

----------------------------------------------------------------
"Nah, just enjoying the company." you tell her.
"I-if... You stare at me that much, it's gonna make me embarrassed."
"Okay, I'll stop. Do you want me to stop?"
"N-no..."
And she goes back to eating.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:36 No.18260854 >>18260837 That dude was a friend of mine, actually; he's in the same major as me and he convinced me to start reading this quest. I was hesitant at first, but acquiesced. I'm glad I did.

Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:37 No.18260855

>>18260826

I think it's less 'not true' and more 'too inacurate'.

I've heard real psychologists refer to MPD as sort of a catch all term when it comes to those sorts of problems.

It's like saying 'it's a virus'. Doesn't say as much as people outside the field seem to think.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:37 No.18260862 >>18260841 Hah. No, but seriously, for the queen.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:37 No.18260865 >>18260841 >The captain sits in his cabin drinking a cup of tea. I've been pushing for this for a whole day, and it was worth it.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:37 No.18260868 >>18260841 Eat some spam

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:38 No.18260876 >>18260865 Glad you did

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/09/12(Fri)00:39 No.18260881 >>18260787 I mad, myself.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:39 No.18260886 >>18260841 Eat some spam, son, you need food badly. Alright, walk in the park and lake-front bench after this?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:39 No.18260888 >>18260841 >Actually used my joke post BWAHAHAHAHA! This is almost as good as when you used the Umpa Lumpa song I wrote! I feel like I have contributed the minimum level of awesome for the night now.

Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:40 No.18260893

>>18260855
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissociative_identity_disorder
Anyway, the popcultural MPD and more real DID refers to you entering a fugue state and adopting a new persona. Hearing voices is a distinctly schizoid phenomenon - you're probably familiar with it under the name schizophrenia. DID doesn't feature hallucinations, it features distinct, separate personality states. It's a very specific thing, not a general class of disorders. Schizoid personality disorders would be a general class, on the other hand. You know, the more you know.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:41 No.18260915 >>18260841 We attempt to eat I suppose. Lets hope we don't die. Make conversation, like "What's the Advanced class like?" "Anything big happening in your life Nanoha?" something like that.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:43 No.18260934 >>18260915 Right. We need to take this opportunity to get to know Nanoha better. We did good with the movie choice, let's learn more about her so that we can better anticipate what she wants.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:43 No.18260938 >>18260886 Sounds good to me.

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/09/12(Fri)00:43 No.18260939
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A show starts on stage.
The red coated man twirling around an ornate looking guitar, and belting out 80's power ballads.
A masked figure joining him with castanets in his hands.

Even though all the noise and music, you still manage to enjoy yourselves.

Dinner goes by much quicker than you expected.
Small talk passing across the table between you and your date.

As the show ends, the two of you finish eating.
Nanoha has a look of joy plastered on her face.
She grabs your hand tightly and you walk out of that weird restaurant.

WHAT NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:44 No.18260947 >>18260939 Do we have our paintball gun? If so, I'm thinking "Explosives Firing Range."

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:45 No.18260954 >>18260939 Walk around the lake, ask about class and herself, like: "Anything big going on in your life?" "What's your favorite food?" and other bits of information we can use.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:45 No.18260956 >>18260939 Wander over towards the park and the lake. Take in the night air. Hold Nanoha's hand as we walk.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:45 No.18260967 >>18260939 Go for a nice walk along the river Look at that as the weirdest romantic date we have ever had but still enjoyed ourselves immensely

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:46 No.18260975 >>18260939 Moonlit stroll trough the park. We should also ask about the candy thing: How long does it last? Not that we're eager for a change or something, just curious.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:47 No.18260979 >>18260954 Not the anything big. We talk and find things out but just leave it more towards enjoying the evening and her company

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:47 No.18260986 >>18260939 Walk by the lake/park. Also, send a message to Souske. Aerial bogey sighted headed towards the school. He should open up with AA flak immediately. That should give us some romantic fireworks.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:47 No.18260987 >>18260939 Take her to the lake, show her the Mototov cocktail and paintball gun, have it be nice and romantic. Check how much time we have left on the candy.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:48 No.18260999 Seems like we mostly want a nice quiet stroll while holding her hand, then.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:48 No.18261000 >>18260987 Oh I like this We will have to make her one of those things to play with

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:48 No.18261001 I guess she really likes explosives.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:49 No.18261008 >>18260987 Yes! How better to end a date then blowing shit up?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:49 No.18261011 >>18261001 Only slightly less than she loves us

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:50 No.18261017 >>18260987 Nice. Smooching during explosions. Are we sure we want to encourage this pyromaniac fetish, though?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:51 No.18261028 >>18261017 We live to serve and make sure our girlfriends enjoy themselves as much as possible. We put up with the twins crossdressing so we put up with Nanoha's explosive fetish

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:52 No.18261036 >>18261017 As long as she keeps it properly directed towards those that deserved exploding or inanimate objects people won't miss, I'm fine with it.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:52 No.18261041 >>18261028 >The twins crossdressing Hmmmm.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:54 No.18261049 >>18261041 Meant to be crossdressing fetish. Which seems to be a common thread with our girls though

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:54 No.18261052 >>18261028 >cross-dressing Difference is we actively try to discourage that. We let them, but give nothing but signs of resentment.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:54 No.18261057 >>18261028 No, wait, listen. You listening? One day we do something awesome for the girls. A fashion show. We are the model. All of the clothes are female. Michael Bay does our stage setup. Crossdressing down a runway with explosions everywhere behind us.

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/09/12(Fri)00:55 No.18261060
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You invite her for a walk in the park, and around the lake.
She of course accepts.

Away from the bustle and the crowd, walking hand in hand, the two of you begin to talk once more.

"So how was class today? Other than this whole age candy thing." you ask her.
"Well.. Some boys from our class hit on Vita, she was big too, during lunch. She didnt like it too much. The nurse had to wheel them away to the infirmary."
You offer a silent prayer for the poor souls trapped with Frank.
"And Max came in in the afternoon with a bad back and scratches everywhere. He said he got caught up in 'combat simulations'. He's funny."

The two of you are now at the lake.
The moons reflected on its calm surface, the boats still moored at the small dock.

[ ]boats
[ ]keep walking
[ ]other?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:55 No.18261065 >>18261049 I'm thinking we're going to start becoming visibly distressed at the topic.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:55 No.18261068 >>18261052 Not really. Resentment is too strong of a word. We suffer through it, because our girls enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:56 No.18261070 >>18261057 Maybe as a group anniversary present.. Or a graduation gift or an after party weekend thing Or maybe to break in our swag palace

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:56 No.18261071 >>18261041 Cigar suit. Black leather gloves. Fedora. Yes.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:56 No.18261080 >>18261060 Keep walking.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:57 No.18261086 >>18261060 Boat + Explosions?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:57 No.18261088 >>18261060 Time to shoot explosives at the lake. Ideally in that one device mode where the terrain restores itself after you unfreeze everything.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:57 No.18261091 >>18261060 Boats sound nice. Sitting there in the middle of the moonlit lake with Nanoha

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:57 No.18261096 >>18261060 [x]boats We didn't get a chance to do this with the Twins.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:58 No.18261101 >>18261071 I concur.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:58 No.18261107 >>18261071 Huh. That's actually... Huh. You know, I think that'd look good on anyone, regardless of gender. And now I'm picturing Hina and Yuki the same way. It works.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:58 No.18261108 >>18261060 Boats+cleanup field+molotovs

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:58 No.18261111 >>18261060 Boats, sitting the lake, only us and Nanoha, kissing her deeply lit only by the moonlight and the fire of the molotov cocktail that we spread over the surface of the lake.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)00:59 No.18261120 >>18261071 I like the way you think

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:00 No.18261127 >>18261107 What can I say? Perfect combo.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:00 No.18261128 >>18261111 Somehow sitting in a field of fire in a wooden boat strikes me as a bad idea.

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/09/12(Fri)01:01 No.18261142
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>Boats

You head to the dock and unhitch a boat.
After helping Nanoha inside, you begin to row.
Once in the center of the lake you stop and move in to cuddle with Nanoha.
"Hey Hayate..." she asks you as she sits there in your arms. "Kiss me again?"

[ ]i was just about to
[ ]FIRE!

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:02 No.18261145 >>18261142 Of course.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:02 No.18261148 >>18261142 [x]i was just about to

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:02 No.18261149 >>18261142 [x]FIRE (I assume this is the all in approach?)

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:02 No.18261150 >>18261142 I was just about to I think she has had enough fire and explosions for one night

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:03 No.18261154 File: 1331272997.jpg-(206 KB, 482x500, 1291602574802.jpg) >>18261071 I'm completely alright with this.This picture seems close, though blonde rather than black haired.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:03 No.18261163 >>18261142 Yes Then mayyybe fire

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:04 No.18261172 >>18261149 That's the molotov in the water approach. We save that for the finale

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:04 No.18261176 >>18261070 Yea, something big like that. Anniversary seems like the best one of those. >>18261142 [x]i was just about to We can blow more shit up later, if need be.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:04 No.18261177 >>18261142 Just about to. Kiss vigorously and do not stop until she asks us to.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:05 No.18261186 >>18261142 Kiss her vigorously with explosions and fire in the background, do not stop until both of us are gasping for air.

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/09/12(Fri)01:05 No.18261187 File: 1331273120.jpg-(136 KB, 459x788, aae400062a09f63b76f6ab0d4cc151(...).jpg) >>18261107 >hina >yuki >twins >in suits i have pics like that

Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:07 No.18261209

>>18261187
MORE. NOW PLEASE. I apparently have a huge fetish for crossdressing, in both directions. I want to have a party where we and the girls all cross dress. Frank would probably actually help out with that in a way that wouldn't even lead to rape. This has to happen.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:08 No.18261218 >>18261142 >I was just about to. Incidentally did we ever find out how long the candy was supposed to last?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:08 No.18261227 >>18261209 >Frank I don't care what you're into man. But the line is drawn at Frank.

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/09/12(Fri)01:09 No.18261230 File: 1331273342.jpg-(273 KB, 587x1000, c25393c760791a2bd3b444a8279fc1(...).jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:09 No.18261233 >>18261187 >Women in suits My greatest weakness.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:09 No.18261237 >>18261230 >Wonderland theme Fuck.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:09 No.18261238 >>18261218 Nope >>18261227 Agreed, frank = NOOOOOOOPE

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:10 No.18261240 WAAAAAAIT Get our cohorts to launch off fireworks. Come on, it'd be awesome. The fuck did we come out here on a boat for... to NOT watch fireworks on the lake?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:10 No.18261241 >>18261177 In that case "Just about to" >>18261187 Most excellent

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:10 No.18261242 >>18261230 Excuse me a minute... I need to go... Lie down, and maybe have a drink

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:11 No.18261254 >>18261240 Nah use our time stop watch throw some molotovs out and restart time with us still kissing her

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:11 No.18261255 >>18261237 What's wrong with that?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:12 No.18261264 >>18261255 Personal trauma. Ignore me.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:13 No.18261273 >>18261264 Oh shit, you're that guy? Sorry I asked bro.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:13 No.18261275 >>18261142 Timestop, toss some Molotovs, restart time. [X]I was just about to.

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/09/12(Fri)01:13 No.18261282
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"I was just about to." you say as you lean in.
It was a gentler kiss this time. But still as charged as the last one.
You wrap your arms around her as hers does the same to you.
Her lips so sweet, her body so warm.
You spent an eternity lost in her embrace.

She pushes you away to take a breath.
"T-that was wonderful." she says.
"And we can do it as much as you'd like." you answer her.
And again she leans in and you of course oblige her.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:13 No.18261284 >>18261255 Look back through the thread where we first discussed it, you'll find your reason.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:15 No.18261294 >>18261282 Why did you post lesbians? I can now think of nothing but lesbians. You have effectively derailed any non-lesbian train of thought for the next couple of hours.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:15 No.18261298 >>18261282 I'm tempted to hope for the timeskip route, with Nanoha bringing Fate back with her.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:16 No.18261301 >>18261294 yuri very wecome.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:16 No.18261303 >>18261298 While having fate as well would be nice I am more than happy with Nanoha staying with us. I dislike the idea of her having to go that long without us

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:17 No.18261306 >>18261294 Fuck, I just realized who you are. We just lost WHM to lesbians. Snark and snappy lines are going to noticeably decrease for a while.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/09/12(Fri)01:17 No.18261308 >>18261237 Balls. Sorry, man.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:18 No.18261316 >>18261303 That's why I'm only tempted.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:18 No.18261323 >>18261303 If we go the canon injury route that I proposed a few threads back, we can at least exchange letters or something while she's gone. I don't think she'd actually want to see us while she's injured though.

Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:19 No.18261330

>>18261301

I'm not even particularly attracted to lesbians. It's just some part of my brain prioritizes the mental image of two chicks making out over pretty much everything.

>>18261306

I was trying to be discrete.

Though I am curious as to how you recognized me from that comment.

Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:20 No.18261332

So I came in late and LG's responses to the pedo shitstorm was already deleted. did I miss a good HUEHUEHUE?

Also, again, goddamnit LG this is going to fuck up my sleep schedule if I stay up for the overtime thread tonight. But I'll be damned if i miss what happens next.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/09/12(Fri)01:20 No.18261334 >>18261187 >>18261230 I am in the wrong place for these images to be at the same time.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:21 No.18261336 >>18261323 Yeah I just prefer the idea of us doing it properly and having a slower relationship. I really am a romanticfag at heart

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:21 No.18261337 >>18261332 It was pretty much just 'you died, game over'.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:21 No.18261341 >>18261332 It was SCP-682, instant death, no reload. Successfully got us to shut the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:21 No.18261343 >>18261332 Just look it up in the foolz.us archive, jeez. Fireworks need to happen one way or another, though.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/09/12(Fri)01:21 No.18261344 >>18261332 An SCP transport lost a Tarrasque. It et us.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:22 No.18261345 >>18261330 You said damn near the same thing during that one star-wars game.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:22 No.18261349 >>18261337 LG's way of saying, "DONT MAKE ME STOP THIS CAR AGAIN?"

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:22 No.18261352 Yeah time stop + molotovs then unstop still kissing her

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:23 No.18261360 >>18261330 you can turn the trip off, but you can't stop being a trip.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/09/12(Fri)01:24 No.18261364 >>18261336 You aren't the only one.

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/09/12(Fri)01:24 No.18261366
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After what seemed like forever, the two off you finally break off and just lay there on the bottom of the boat looking up at the stars.
Her fingers intertwine with yours as the two of you enjoy the sounds of the night.

And then you feel it.
Her hand suddenly seems smaller.
The boat seems a bit lighter.
The candy has worn off.

Without looking at her, you can tell that shes crying.
Her small sobs sending waves through her hand in yours.

"Hey, what's wrong..?" you as her as you sit the two of you up
"I-It's gone... I'm not an adult anymore. I-I'm not as pretty anymore."
She cries as you hold her.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:25 No.18261369 >>18261366 Kiss her just like you did before.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:26 No.18261377 There is nothing i find prettier than you as yourself Nanoha. I didn't bring you out here and do all this tonight just because you looked older I did it because I love you and nothing will ever change that

Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:26 No.18261381

>>18261366
"You're still one of the most beautiful women in the universe to me."
wait for her to calm down a little, then remind her that magic once done can be done again. Literally ANYTHING can happen here at the Bureau.
make a note to ask Ryuu about this later.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:26 No.18261383 >>18261366 Kiss her as passionately as before.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:26 No.18261385 >>18261369 gonna have to second this master of romance on this one

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:26 No.18261387 >>18261352 Let's wait till we're back on land. The waves from the explosions might capsize the boat. Also if the cops come to investigate we can make a better escape by land.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:27 No.18261391 >>18261366 And the slipper has come off. "Remember what I told you before? I like you just how you are. Don't rush growing up. I will love you and care for you no matter how you look."

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:27 No.18261393 >>18261366 "Dummy. You don't need candy to be pretty. And being an adult is more than just a bigger body." >>18261369 NOOOOPE. Gentle kiss.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:27 No.18261394 >>18261369 Actions speak louder than words after all. Think we should draw the line there for the time being.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:28 No.18261404 >>18261366 Hold her close. "What does that have to do with anything?" going for an "im with you for you, and not any other reason" sorta deal. Someone else likely has a better idea no doubt.

Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:28 No.18261405

>>18261366
Comfort her. Kiss her and tell her that her out the same way without the candy. Something as insignificant as magic isn't what makes you beautiful to me. Take your time growing up, you're only young once and I'll love you no matter how old you are.

Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:28 No.18261407

>>18261366

Give her a hug. Hold her close.

"You're still pretty, and you know that's not the only thing I care about. You're the same girl who danced with me on the roof, the same one I spent the day with."

"And if you're really worried, think about it this way: You know how you'll look when you get older, A lot of people would kill for that sort of sneak-peak."

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:29 No.18261411 >>18261377 >>18261369 Combine these two.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:29 No.18261419 >>18261381 also, explain to her that this isn't about how pretty anyone is or how old, it's about how we feel about each other. We only want to make each other happy, and that's what matter most.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:30 No.18261424 This >>18261391 Then. >>18261383 She needs to know that we care for her no matter what she looks like.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:30 No.18261425 >>18261411 This. We show her that we love her anyway and we sidestep any potential issues she has about whether we really love her

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:31 No.18261434 >>18261407 >>18261393 Combine these. Sorry I can't come up with something snappy, still trying to fight the LESBIANS fugue. Starting to think he did that on purpose.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:31 No.18261435 >>18261393 Changing the way you treat her after the candy wears off reinforces her belief that she became less pretty, treating her the same says we find her beautiful no matter how she looks.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:31 No.18261438 >>18261411 Seconding, but add the last line of >>18261407. Maybe she'll get a chuckle out of it and feel better.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:32 No.18261442 >>18261435 Yep we need to reinforce we love her regardless. She doesn't have to change herself

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:32 No.18261444 >>18261381 NOPE. We don't MAGIC her older. We don't even mention the hope of her MAGICING herself older. That would just give her more issues. We say we love her no matter what. We don't give a flying fuck if she's older or younger.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:32 No.18261445 >>18261411 >>18261424 >>18261434 Trifecta of good ideas.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:33 No.18261451 So consensus We love you anyone and kiss her like before? Cause that seems to be how we are leaning

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:34 No.18261456 >>18261451 Exactly.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:34 No.18261457 >>18261451 Anyway not anyone

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:34 No.18261458 >>18261451 Indeed

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:35 No.18261464 >>18261451 That's the gist of it. I just like the sneak peek line because a little laugh helps when the mood's like that.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:36 No.18261470 >>18261464 Yeah it is a nice addition to it

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/09/12(Fri)01:36 No.18261474
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You hold her tightly. Your arms wrapping around her body comforts her.
"Remember what I told you before? I like you just how you are. Don't rush growing up. I will love you and care for you no matter what"
"And if you're really worried, think about it this way: You know how you'll look when you get older, A lot of people would kill for that sort of sneak-peak."

She gives a small nod and a smile.
She turns her face up to you and closes her eyes.
You kiss her. A gentle comforting kiss, full of love and care.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:36 No.18261482 >>18261457 To be fair we are the proud owners of a Harem. >>18261464 It really does.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:37 No.18261491 >>18261474 Perfect.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:38 No.18261492 >>18261474 And NOW we stick our tongue in her ass?

Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:38 No.18261500

>>18261444
if it's what matters to her, then shouldn't we consider it as an option? Not trying to be contentious, just consider it this way:
She obviously cares a lot about being, I guess "physically appropriate" might be the best way to put it, so that she can have something closer to what the twins have, possibly because she feels inadequate compared to them.
We can reassure her as much as possible that we don't care about her any less, but if it is what she honestly thinks is going to make her happy, shouldn't we consider it?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:38 No.18261503 >>18261492 Ok as wrong as the timing was that just made me crack up

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:38 No.18261504 >>18261492 goddammit fucking third time this thread i need to stop drinking while i read

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:39 No.18261507 >>18261492 You bastard. We had a mood, and then you came in. I SPAT MY FUCKING DRINK ON MY LAPTOP, FUCKER.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:39 No.18261514 >>18261500 She can do it on her own or not. We aren't going to plant or reinforce that idea because we don't want to pressure her.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:40 No.18261520 >>18261492 Ladies and gentlemen, a successful brick joke. Well played sir, well played.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:40 No.18261521 >>18261503 >>18261504 >>18261507 You're welcome. I'll now be retiring that joke.

Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:41 No.18261533

>>18261500
But that only feeds the deep seated issues she has in th first place, if we support her and show her she is the same as the twins in our eyes she will eventually learn to be happy with herself.

My ex was a bit like that because her sister was better looking than her, it took her forever to get over it but she did. And the rest isn't really related to this so we won't go there

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/09/12(Fri)01:42 No.18261538
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You row yourselves to the shore. and disembark.
You stand there just holding hands, and looking into each other's eyes.
"Feel better?" you ask her.
"Yeah." she replies.
"Hey, there's something I want to show you. I'm sure this will lift your spirits."
you tell her as sit her on the grass and pull it out.

***ROLL FOR MONEY SHOT***

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:42 No.18261548 >>18261514 certainly. I meant for the attitude to be "If you want to do this, I am okay with it." not "you know you could totally find a permanent solution to this problem of you being too young."

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:43 No.18261550 >>18261514 >>18261533 Finally shook off the lesbians. "If I have to wait, that's fine. You're worth waiting for." should be a nice little boost to whatever else we say on the topic.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:43 No.18261551 rolled 66 = 66 >>18261538 >and pull it out LG! She's only 12! But seriously, she'll like the explosions.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:43 No.18261553 rolled 88 = 88 >>18261538 :V

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:43 No.18261555 >>18258437 You've been basically setting this up the whole thread. Well done, and I'm glad you're retiring it.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:43 No.18261557 rolled 42 = 42 >>18261538 LG you dirty, dirty man.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:44 No.18261561 File: 1331275444.jpg-(41 KB, 349x420, batman spittake.jpg) >>18261492 Goddammit I did a spittake on my monitor.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:44 No.18261563 rolled 35 = 35 >>18261538 Go for it all over the lake!

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:44 No.18261566 rolled 21 = 21 >>18261538 I really hope that's not what it sounds like.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:44 No.18261568 >>18261538 >:3c

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:45 No.18261578 >>18261538 By the time we're done, she's going to cream again.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:45 No.18261579 rolled 74 = 74 >>18261538 Rollan

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:45 No.18261583 rolled 88 = 88 >>18261538 >Captcha says: Stabby Teens

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:45 No.18261585 rolled 67 = 67 >>18261538 Dammit, where's my picture of George Takei!?!?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:46 No.18261590 rolled 89 = 89 >>18261538 aaaannnddd boom goes the dynamite.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:46 No.18261591 rolled 74 = 74 >>18261568 >>18261578 It's 'dice+1d100.'

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:46 No.18261593 rolled 58 = 58 >>18261538 Time to pull out our Flask? It might be to big for her to handle.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:46 No.18261595 >>18261583 >>18261553 Double 88s. Very nice.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:46 No.18261596 rolled 39 = 39 >>18261578 Goddamnit, that other guy isn't the only one to have a bad one saved.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:47 No.18261599 >>18261553 >>18261583 Double dubs I think we are due for an awesome result

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:47 No.18261600 rolled 77 = 77 >>18261538 Come on, let's end this on a high note.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:47 No.18261603 >>18261553 >>18261583 >88 twice Well done chaps.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:47 No.18261605 File: 1331275678.png-(77 KB, 150x285, dubs.png) We rollin' dem dubs today!

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:48 No.18261606 File: 1331275680.jpg-(7 KB, 237x251, oh my.jpg) >>18261585 This one?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:48 No.18261611 >>18261599 Let's write her name in fire. That's suitably romantic, right?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:48 No.18261618 >>18261611 I think she would love that one. Maybe her name inside a heart

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:49 No.18261620 >>18261611 It violates the guidelines of Not Getting Caught 101

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:49 No.18261624 >>18261611 Go with a heart. Since then we aren't painting a name of a crime-scene.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:50 No.18261626 >>18261620 Fuck that, we'll take a fine for this. It's worth it.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:50 No.18261629 >>18261620 Romance > Practicality We can take a fine for it anyway

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:50 No.18261632 >>18261611 seconding

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:50 No.18261633 >>18261620 >>18261624 getting away wit it-mind.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:51 No.18261639 >>18261632 >>18261629 >>18261626 Screw it romance mind

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/09/12(Fri)01:51 No.18261641 rolled 27 = 27 >>18261538 I'm sure I'm too late for it to matter, but what the fuck.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:52 No.18261645 >>18261626 >>18261629 >>18261632 A heart! It's romantic, and not getting us in trouble! Not getting caught and romance are not mutually exclusive!

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:52 No.18261646 >>18261626 >>18261629 Fuck the police mind

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/09/12(Fri)01:52 No.18261650
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>>18261553
>>18261583
>>18261590
You pull your flask out of your pants and stop time.

You swing the flask into the air over the lake.
Freezing the droplets of molotov in the air.
The hundreds of tiny drops just hang there waiting.

After exhausting the liter of explosive potion, you go and sit yourself besides her and take her hand, pulling her into the time stop.

"Watch this." you tell her, as you release the time stop.

You will the droplets to explode in sequence.
Creating magnificent patterns much like a well financed fireworks display.

You see her eyes light up as the pyrotechnic display fills the sky above the lake.

As the display come to an end, you give her a nice long hug while saying, "I will always be here for you."

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:53 No.18261652 >>18261645 I think the heart is more romantic than the name anyway.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:53 No.18261657 >>18261650 shit yeah. master of romance up ins

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:54 No.18261659 >>18261650 D'awwww She is seriously gonna love that now

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:54 No.18261660 >>18261650 Glad you skipped over the 'burn our names into the crime-scene thing some of the guys had going. Fireworks was classier anyway.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:55 No.18261666 rolled 10 = 10 >>18261538 Time for my 100s to shine!

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:55 No.18261668 >>18261650 We'll have to save the heart idea for her birthday or something.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:55 No.18261669 >>18261650 need a minute. i i got something in my eye. not crying.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:55 No.18261676 >>18261660 It was on the water we spread our Molotov. Not like we are gonna burn a solid patch into water

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:55 No.18261677 >>18261650 Not as bold as name-burning, but still very nice.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:55 No.18261678 >>18261650 Awesome. No we go home and sex up our other girlfriends.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:56 No.18261680 >>18261650 I replaced flask with PENIS. Still was romantic. If a bit Bukkake-ish

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:56 No.18261685 >>18261666 Day late and a dollar short, SATAN.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:58 No.18261695 >>18261685 That should not be nearly as funny as it is.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:58 No.18261697 >>18261678 Or maybe just sleep with Nanoha for the night after our BEARscapades last night. Dare say we would still be a bit sore

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/09/12(Fri)01:59 No.18261704
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The two of you spent a few more moments just laying there on the grass holding each other.
Neither one saying anything, just enjoying each other's warmth

"Hey..." she tells you "Let's go home."
"I think the twins also need a word with you." she finishes.

[ ]sure
[ ]nope
[ ]other

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)01:59 No.18261709 >>18261697 That's the right choice there.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:00 No.18261715 >>18261650 How long until the term is over? We need to cram a lot of Nanoha time into that. After all, she leaves for field training at the end of the term.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:00 No.18261716 >>18261704 Sure

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:00 No.18261722 >>18261704 >{✓} sure

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:01 No.18261724 >>18261704 [x] sure

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:01 No.18261725 >>18261704 [x] Sure

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:01 No.18261727 >>18261704 One last kiss under the night sky then "Sure."

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:01 No.18261731 >>18261704 [x]sure Stand, help her up with a gallant bow. "As you wish, dear lady."

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:01 No.18261732 >>18261704 [x] sure what could possibly go wrong.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:01 No.18261733 >>18261715 That was never actually confirmed nor how long she would be gone for at a time

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:02 No.18261739 >>18261704 [x]sure Make sure to hold her hand all the way back.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:02 No.18261741 >>18261704 can we make Ted bigger and ride back on him? that seems like a suitably awesome way to end the date.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:03 No.18261745 >>18261733 Well that flash foreward suggested a week+ Bureau time, which translated to 4 years her time.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:03 No.18261746 >>18261715 Probably quite a while and she might be in advanced training for another term since it would probably be a semester of each training rather than a term

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:03 No.18261748 >>18261727 Yea, one more for the road would probably be an ok idea. It's what we'd do with the twins, and we want to treat her as much the same as we can.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:03 No.18261754 >>18261745 Yes the operative word there is SUGGESTED LG himself said it can go either say it all depends on what flags we trigger throughout the scenarios leading up to it

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:04 No.18261764 >>18261733 Yes, it was. Ages ago, LG gave us the schedule. One term of Basic, one term of Advanced, one term of Field Training, and then a post assignment. Your team stays together until field training is finished, then you're assigned as needed.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:05 No.18261772 >>18261727 Sure, one more for the road.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:05 No.18261775 >>18261764 Ah ok I must of missed that. I just remember it being basic > advanced > field > posting without the timeline

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:06 No.18261777 >>18261704 They'd best have some nice suits to show us.

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/09/12(Fri)02:07 No.18261786

>>18261715
basic training is two weeks [lessons and primary evaluation]
Advanced training takes longer. [more combat/specialist oriented]

You still have time till she leaves.
[atleast 2 more weeks id say.]

As you start advanced, she still in around the middle of it. as you get to the mid point of advanced she;; be taken for field training.

You wont be in the same class though even if both of you are now in the advanced classes.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:07 No.18261787 >>18261777 Why do I get the feeling we will go out one night with them in suits and us in a ball gown?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:09 No.18261800 >>18261786 We should be gunning for Black/Joint Operations.

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/09/12(Fri)02:09 No.18261801 File: 1331276954.jpg-(140 KB, 360x500, 695b68cb9f9e169774d33374b33dec(...).jpg) >>18261787 HEH. imagine the wedding.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:09 No.18261803 >>18261787 I'd prefer errbody in suits

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:09 No.18261808 >>18261801 Perfect.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:10 No.18261816 >>18261801 Too cute cannot handle.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:11 No.18261819 >>18261803 So would I but the alternative is funnier. Pus do you think the twins would really pass up such an opportunity?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:11 No.18261820 so no support for possibly riding back on Ted?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:11 No.18261823 >>18261803 Trenchcoats, white gloves, fedoras, and black shades, even at night. >"THE FEMINIST MAFIA! FUCKING RUN!"

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:11 No.18261825 >>18261801 d'aww

Sidestory: Le chat du train Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/09/12(Fri)02:12 No.18261830
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You are Katsura Hinagiku, a new trainee for the IDPKB
There's this weird guy in your class.
And you can't get him out of your head.

He talked to you for a bit during class today.
Saying something silly about a hat.
You don't know why, but you're happy you got to talk.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:12 No.18261831 >>18261820 Know what, yes. Let's ride Ted back. Make our badassery known to all.

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/09/12(Fri)02:12 No.18261833 >>18261820 Ted is back at the bureau. You gave him and J leave for the day.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:13 No.18261838 >>18261819 I think it got buried in hayate crossdressing again

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:13 No.18261839 >>18261830 OH RIGHT The twins are going to warn us that the Hound of Gaul is coming.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:14 No.18261840 >>18261833 Curses!

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:14 No.18261843 >>18261839 We'll have that Hound mounted and Stuffed if all goes well.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:15 No.18261858 >>18261843 We already have sort of. Futuyate bagged her when we were with the twins in SWD

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:15 No.18261860 >>18261843 ha fucker jokes on you my waterbottle was empty this time

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:15 No.18261861 >>18261843 I chuckled.

Sidestory: Le chat du train Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/09/12(Fri)02:15 No.18261864
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You are Katsura Hinagiku, a new trainee for the IDPKB
There's this weird guy in your class.
And you keep running into him.

You were out in town for the evening when you saw the fireworks in the park.
You looked for the source and found him embracing her.
You wonder how it must feel.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:16 No.18261868 >>18261858 That was left ambiguous.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:16 No.18261869 >>18261843 >mounted >stuffed I see what you did there.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:16 No.18261878 >>18261860 Oh I'll get you yet.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:17 No.18261884 >>18261864 Feels good man. I wonder how she'd react to finding out her talking to us was a catalyst for getting therapy.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:17 No.18261886 >>18261860 That was funnier than the actual joke.

Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:18 No.18261888

>>18261868
Except she started obsessing over him after someone walked up and said there is nothing as unsightly as a woman crying.
Don't think anyone else would of made her obsess over us and I don't think we would of done anything other than charm her panties off in 5 seconds flat

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:19 No.18261898 >>18261888 It was probably us but it is extremely unlikely that we went that far.

Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:21 No.18261908

>>18261884

"You had to go to therapy because of me?"
"No, I had to go to therapy because I needed it. You just made me realize that."
"God I feel terrible. I asked you a question and you had a nervous breakdown."
"Don't feel bad, if anything I should be thanking you."
"THANKING ME?!? Why?"
"Don't you see? You inspire me to become a better person."

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/09/12(Fri)02:21 No.18261912
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You and Nanoha walk back to the Bureau, hands still grasped in each other's own.
As you enter the dorms, you spot Hina just about to climb the stairs.

"Hi Hina, Good evening." you call out to her.
"Good evening." she answers.
"Did you jsut come back?"
"I-I.. I was at the library." she answers you.
"A-anyway.. I need to go up and read this book." She's not holding a book though.
"Goodnight." She says before pelting up the stairs.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:21 No.18261918 >>18261898 >>18261888 From my reading we kissed her, and it'd be foolish to go further.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:22 No.18261926 >>18261912 Be oblivious. "Huh, do you think she found an invisible book at the library? They have some pretty crazy books in there."

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:22 No.18261928 >>18261912 Smooth

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:23 No.18261929 >>18261908 The sheer suave in that post makes me want in your pants. >>18261912 Note to self: tomorrow, ask what the book was about.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:23 No.18261931 >>18261926 Yes, then we must hurry to our room.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:25 No.18261945 >>18261929 >ask about the book BRILLIANT!

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/09/12(Fri)02:25 No.18261947
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You and Nanoha arrive at your room.
Erica opens the door for you.
"WAIT!" she says before you can step inside. "COVER YOUR EYES!"
And she has Nanoha do that for you.

They guide you into the room and sit you onto the bed.
As Nanoha finally releases your eyes, you see it.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:26 No.18261953 >>18261947 > you see it OH GOD, WHAT IS FRANK DOING IN OUR ROOM?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:26 No.18261954 rolled 44 = 44 >>18261947 comeon Nat 1, this is the perfect timing....

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:27 No.18261959 >>18261947 This can't be good. I know it is probably our rooms now being huge but I still have a feeling of dread

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:29 No.18261985 >>18261947 Come on Hugo Boss

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:30 No.18261988 >>18261947 I pray it's not SCP-002 they were using or anything like that.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:31 No.18262001 inb4 NEXT TIME ON MSQ

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:33 No.18262017 >>18262001 probably i ain't even mad.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:34 No.18262031 rolled 33 = 33 >>18261947 The girl from the bakery, wearing only a ribbon.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:35 No.18262032 >>18262001 I seriously doubt it. It isn't even 4:00 PM where he is yet.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:35 No.18262034 >>18262017 my only anger is directed at not being closer to the same timezone as LG. Staying for overtime is going to mean staying up all night.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:35 No.18262041 rolled 1 = 1 >>18261947 OH BOY OH BOY! DIS GUN BE GOOD!

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:36 No.18262049 >>18262041 Nice d00.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:37 No.18262052 >>18262041 >1d00 Stop that.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:37 No.18262054 >>18262041 Prinny d00d Oh shitn thats what our next minion can be! A Prinny

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:38 No.18262061 >>18262052 >>18262049 Yeah, it's funny when it actually gets people. Now it's not really the time though.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:38 No.18262063 >>18262032 thread ends usually come about 3.00 4chan time, next thread usually starts at 6.00. for me on the westcoast USA that means end at midnight and overtime at 3 in the morning. The things i do for a quest.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/09/12(Fri)02:38 No.18262064 rolled 12 = 12 >>18262034 I know that feel, bro. I'm almost as far from him as you can get, too

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:40 No.18262069 >>18262064 I count myself lucky I I've in Australia for this quest. Sucks for literally every other quest ever but I got used to it

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/09/12(Fri)02:41 No.18262076
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You find your small room transformed into a large studio apartment.

By the door, a small kitchen incorporating the oven you left that morning.
A large dining table is situated by it.
There is a glass enclosed space that you assume is the bathroom off to a corner.

A large comfortable looking sofa separates the dining area from the bed.
Your bed now lays under not one but a whole row of windows.
Above the bed, In a loft, are your bikes.

"How did you do all this?" you ask them
"This." ursula says as she takes a weird metal thing out of a leather bag. "We left it in the room to expand it as we shopped for furniture in town."
"What is that?"
"It's an SCP artifact mr.Rood lent me..." she explains with a glint in her eyes. "I persuaded him after I hinted that the Director might not like him having it, and the china cabinet that crashed the AdMin halls, in his possession."
"And the bathroom kitchen and loft?" you ask them
"Pop-up stuff. We got it at Billy's." Erica tells you.
"Loads of convenient home renovation stuff in there." she throws you a can saying Banshee: SPRAY-ON SOUND PROOFING.

"Wait... You moved in already?" you ask them.
You try to see how Nanoha is reacting to all this, but unfortunately she's behind you on the bed.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:41 No.18262078 >>18262064 its a labor of love man. who am I kidding. I stick with it for more BEAR incidents. I left early for the last one. was so pissed i missed mating season.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:41 No.18262080 >>18262054 That might work for a potion test dummy for some of our more dangerous potions we try too

Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:42 No.18262087

>>18262054

"Hayate?"
"Yes?"
"What is that?"
"It's a prinny!"
"It is a demon penguin!"
"It's adorable!"
"It is an exploding MURDER. That is worse than a regular murder, for reasons I shouldn't have to elaborate."
"Aww come on."
"No."
"Dammit. Well we can't just leave him here. Maybe give him to somebody?"
"That's horrible."
"Well, who do we hate?"

>Five minutes later.

"Hey Shirou, I got you a pet!"

Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:44 No.18262098

>>18262063
East Coast here.

I already have the most fucked sleep schedule so this quest isn't too bad. I usually go to bed when the first one ends and miss an hour or two on the start of the second one, which is fine because it seems to run slower then anyway.

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/09/12(Fri)02:44 No.18262099 >>18262087 FUCKING PRINNYS I never finished the psp games. EVER

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:44 No.18262102 >>18262076 From now on, we send girls to the hardware store. They're safer than we are in there.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:44 No.18262103 >>18262087 A cute exploding penguin sounds like the sort of thing Nanoha would love but I think giving it to Shirou would be awesome

Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:45 No.18262107

>>18262076

Guys, i have been reading SCP entries since he mentioned it the first time. I have come to two conclusions:

That my regular intense and vivid nightmares are about to get much worse.

And that I have no idea what this thing is. Anybody got a number for me?

!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/09/12(Fri)02:46 No.18262113

rolled 85 = 85

>>18262078
I don't remember if I was actually here for that or not. Was that last night's threads? Must have been. This morning's. I missed that as it happened, too. Blasted sleep.

On the other hand, if I had to try and follow this while I was at work, I'd never get my shit done.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:46 No.18262117 >>18262107 You've been browsing the SCP site with pre-existing trauma? You're either brave or fucking stupid.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:47 No.18262122 >>18262107 SCP-184 Euclid It's not so bad, but the horror stories with that one probable involve mundane items being created out of body parts and the like.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:47 No.18262124 >>18262107 it might be one he just made up for the sake of solidifying the SCP tie-in that he mentioned earlier. And yes, your nightmares have been given rocket fuel, as have mine.

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/09/12(Fri)02:48 No.18262127
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"Yeah!" Erica tells you.
"We talked to Nanoha at lunch, and have come to an agreement." Ursula explains. "She would be free to spend a night here with us whenever she chooses. Providing that she still spends most of the week in her own room."
"YUP!" Nanoha says from behind you with a hug. "And tonight, I want to stay with you guys."

"Of course." you tell her as the two others join you in the large warm bed.

>ACCOMMODATIONS UPGRADED.

WAT NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:48 No.18262129 >>18262122 Isn't that only if the expansion's left to run amok? We shouldn't have that problem for now.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:49 No.18262131 >>18262113 Last night overtime iirc We had BEAR sex and woke up to a wrecked room Erica got a lecture in why you don't eat candy from the alchemy folio

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:49 No.18262134 >>18262127 movie time?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:50 No.18262144 >>18262127 Tea time We don't serve tea often enough.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:50 No.18262145 >>18262122 Let's keep that for a day or two before returning it.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/09/12(Fri)02:50 No.18262146 >>18262099 Fuck those games, man. Fuck 'em.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:50 No.18262152 >>18262127 Enjoy a night with the ladies we love and wake up with our swag pile in the morning. And hold Nanoha tight, make sure she knows we never want to let her go

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/09/12(Fri)02:51 No.18262154 >>18262122 YEP 184. But if you stopped expanding the room before the weird shit happens, youll be okay. [they keep it in a bag of holding for storage]

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:52 No.18262159 >>18262127 I can't think of anything important left for today. Change, then snuggle time on the way to sleep.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:52 No.18262164 >>18262127 Tender, sensual, group kissing. No tense, erotic makeouts. Just a quiet, warm series of embraces, a sharing of warmth, and a sharing of affection. Finally taking a quiet moment for all of us to enjoy what we have.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:52 No.18262165 >>18262127 Well if Nanoha's here, sexy time is our of the question. Make tea. Also, I guess now's a good a time as any to tell Nanoha that we've decided to get help for our obvious mental issues.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:52 No.18262168 >>18262131 I'm actually not sure whether or not sex actually happened. Kraus only said that we were wrestling and then the twins hit us with smoked salmon.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:52 No.18262171 ASK TWINS HOW THE TALK WITH TRUDE WENT.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/09/12(Fri)02:53 No.18262174 >>18262131 Ah, yeah. Didn't properly peruse/remember the archived threads. >>18262168 We claimed the bear bitches. It happened.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:53 No.18262175 >>18262127 Invite Hina for sleepover, seeing as we're not going to be breaking the new room (in).

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:54 No.18262180 >>18262165 SHIT. We never told Nanoha about that yet. We should do that before we forget and she finds out on her own.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:54 No.18262181 >>18262171 Shit, forgot about this. Yes, we must ask about the meeting.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:54 No.18262182 >>18262168 Well we seemed to Be going for sex in our BEAR mind. Whether or not that actually happened is a blur. According to the talk with Trude it did though since they forgot if Hayate wore a condom

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:54 No.18262183 >>18262164 Awww, that's sweet. Let's do that.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:54 No.18262185 rolled 63 = 63 Twins at sides, Nanoha on top anz Hina curled up at our legs as we wake up

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:54 No.18262186 Housewarming party? HOUSEWARMING PARTY

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:56 No.18262200 >>18262175 >invite Hina. No. She's either in or out. Unless she stops dancing around the issue and tells us what she wants, she's a friend and therefore OUT. If she opts in, we will make sure she doesn't regret it. But no teasing, that's just cruel.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:57 No.18262205 >keeping SCP-184 in a bag of holding Oh lord what are you doing. Breaking containment procedures, that's what! It's kept outside for a reason. Who knows what that bag of holding looks like inside now!

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:58 No.18262208 >>18262205 Probably like a bag of holding. That is sort of their thing.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:58 No.18262211 Sooo let's do the list: >Serve some tea. >snuggle up/make make outs. >Touch on therapy and Trude topics. >Sleepover. >Wake up covered in SWAG PILE. That everything?

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/09/12(Fri)02:59 No.18262217 >>18262211 Sounds like a plan.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:59 No.18262219 >>18262211 Let's not serve tea before bed. Caffeine and all.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)02:59 No.18262220 >>18262211 Yeah sounds good.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:00 No.18262225 >>18262219 Plenty of teas that don't have caffeine

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:00 No.18262229 >>18262211 Decaf tea and no Hina. Otherwise, it's good.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:01 No.18262237 >>18262229 This

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:02 No.18262246 I think waking up to her on our bed randomly would be funny but yeah not appropriate yet

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:03 No.18262256 >>18262229 Well, I wasn't IMPLYING Hina. Or at least didn't mean to.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:04 No.18262265 >>18262246 Or we could wake up one morning to randomly find Keima on the bed holding us. The awkwardness of the wake up woud be brilliant

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:05 No.18262267 >>18262211 maybe hot chocolate instead of tea?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:07 No.18262286 >>18262256 Others did, and I wanted to be clear. No worries.

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/09/12(Fri)03:07 No.18262289
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>therapy
>trude meeting

As you lay in bed with the twins on either side, and Nanoha on your chest. you tell her about you going in for therapy.

"Hey Nanoha, I hope this doesnt upset you, but I'll be going in for therapy starting this weekend."
"Why?" she asks as the twins move in closer to support you.
"Well, youve heard my story right? Well sometimes I just break down because of that. And since I don't want that getting in the way of me protecting all of you, I decided to work it all out."
"You're doing it for us?"
"Yeah. I don't want to jsut freeze up suddenly when you really need me."
"Thanks Hayate. And I hope you know taht we will all support you through this." she answers you as she gives you a warm hug mirrored by the twins on either side of you.

After a long moment of just enjoying each other's heat, you ask the twins about their meeting with Trude.
"So how'd that meeting go?"
"Well.. BOOORING." Erica answers. "Paperwork and stuff."
"Stuff?" you ask
"Yeah. Stuff." she replies.
'She asked us about our relationship and gave us pills.' Ursula tells you mentally.
'Pills? Oh... PILLS.' you finally catch on.
"Well, she also told us who the next batch of witches would be."
"More witches?" you ask them
"Yeah. The major, Yoshika and fucking Perrine. Ach. Fucking Perrine."
"Aren't you a little too hard on her?" you ask.
"Nope. if you think her snootiness was bad last time, watch how she does as she tries to adjust to life here."

un known to you Ursula and Erica are also having a mental conversation.
'We must keep close watch over her once she's here.'
'Yeah. after that stunt she pulled at the Infirmary, who know's what'll happen.'
'Indeed.'

ANYTHING ELSE OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/09/12(Fri)03:08 No.18262295 >>18262186 I like that idea, but maybe next time.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:11 No.18262319 >>18262289 I get the feeling that Perrine asking to join the harem is going to be met with NOOOOOOOOOPE.jpg. I think we covered everything for the day. Any other memory lapses?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:13 No.18262322 >>18262319 Not necessarily but she won't just outright ask it. It will be fun having it all play out though

Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:13 No.18262323

>>18262200

"Hey Keima."
"Hayate. To what do I own the pleasure?"
"Ah, just needed to vent. You mind?"
"It's fine, I was just trying to decide which of these games I should play first. One is mostly just a couple of solo-routes, but the other one has a Harem ending that's supposed to be hard to get."
"Man, Harems are not always the awesome those games imply."
"Actually, those are the shows. The games offer a real glimpse into how much of a pain keeping one straight might be."
"Yeah. Right now I've got those kind of problems."
"MmmmHmmm."
"Turns out Hina might want in."
"Might?"
"She's got a bad case of 'can't spit it out."
"Oh?"
"You have no idea how frustrating that is, I know she wants it, she knows she wants it. But I can't do anything if she won't fucking SAY anything!"
"...."
"So now things are all awkward. Man, my life would be a lot simpler if people just TOLD me how they feel 'Hayate I'm mad at you' or 'Hayate I think I'm in love with you'. Instead I get to play a guessing game constantly."
"You would prefer openness? What if they were having a hard time coming to terms with their feelings?"
"I'd try and help them sort it out."
"...."
"Ah shit, twins need to talk to me. Thanks Keima."

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:13 No.18262324 >>18262289 Smooches, then falling asleep.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:13 No.18262325 >>18262289 Lot of things to do, but not tonight. Go to sleep surrounded by the women we love. Tomorrow morning wake up early so we can make Sagara his bread and a few extra loaves for the girls, so thy can wake up to fresh-baked bread.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/09/12(Fri)03:13 No.18262326 >>18262289 >that stunt she pulled at the Infirmary Damnit, now I'm curious. Or am I just not remembering... oh, the kiss?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:13 No.18262328 >>18262289 Nope, sleepytimes. Hrm, twins are cruisin for a bruisin if they think they can interfere in our being gentlemanly to Perrine. >Captcha: ritieo trunking Hahaha captcha what the fuck.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:14 No.18262332 >>18262289 It seems that it is time for kissy-face.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:15 No.18262336 >>18262326 She also sat watch over us for almost an entire day.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:16 No.18262340 >>18262336 Nah, it was the kiss. Everybody took turns watching us.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:16 No.18262342 >>18262289 Time for makeouts and sleep

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/09/12(Fri)03:16 No.18262344 >>18262336 I think it was the kiss that really set 'em off, though.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:16 No.18262345 >>18262323 That's a pretty good scenario to run at some point. We need to squeeze in some Bromen Rider time too. I don't think we've even spoken to him in like 3 days.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/09/12(Fri)03:17 No.18262349 >>18262340 For what it's worth, Perrine did spend the most time out of them all.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:18 No.18262352 >>18262323 Heh. HAHAHAHAHA! YES! We need to do this, like tomorrow. "Why come to me to complain?" ".... Because you're the only person available who doesn't want in my pants?"

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:19 No.18262359 >>18262352 >".... Because you're the only person available who doesn't want in my pants?" Sir, you might like my style but your technique is FLAWLESS. You and me? Best friends.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:20 No.18262364 >>18262352 >Implying Keima doesn't want in our pants Were you not here when we danced with hi (her?) in Goddess Mode?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:20 No.18262366 >>18262352 I feel like that would permanently friendzone him. That's a step beyond trolling.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:21 No.18262368 >>18262352 pfffft

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:21 No.18262370 >>18262364 He is in denial and we are pretending not to notice

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/09/12(Fri)03:21 No.18262374
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The warmth of the bed, and the three ladies around you begin to make you drowsy.
You close your eyes, but Erica objects.
"NOPE. Not without a kiss goodnight first."
"Agreed."
"Yeah." the two others state.

Erica Pulls you in for a long kiss. not minding if the two other girls were watching. After this, Ursula has her turn, but finishes much quicker thane her sister.
Nanoha doesnt pull you in, but waits for you to initiate.
You do so, and give her a sweet kiss of her own.
She's blushing hard, when she sees that the twins were watching closely.
That done, they all give you a last kiss goodnight before settling themselves more comfortably around you.
You went to bed bathing in the warmth and love of each other.

>Any side-stories you want to request before i wrap up here at work and head home?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:21 No.18262375 >>18262323 Yes. This must happen. >>18262352 >>18262359 That would probably not work in our favour.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:22 No.18262379 >>18262374 KAMEN RIDER AND MAGGIE

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:22 No.18262381 >>18262374 Perrine's side story. And Keima.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:22 No.18262382 >>18262374 Ted and Jacob's Excellent Adventure

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:23 No.18262383 >>18262374 Mike. always mike. His reports are my favorite side-stories.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:23 No.18262384 >>18262379 OH SHIT THIS. I bet they're politely talking and sharing a modest meal the SHIT out of each other.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:23 No.18262385 >>18262374 Maybe some Shirou or Keima. Maybe an end of the day thing for Ted and Jakob Or a Mike report

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/09/12(Fri)03:23 No.18262386 >>18262379 >>18262381 YES

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:24 No.18262392 >>18262374 Ooh Maggie and Gai but also a Kraus reflection of him seeing some shit but yesterday / today was a new one for him

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:24 No.18262397 >>18262382 >Ted and Jakob's Dapper Adventure ftfy

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:26 No.18262405 >>18262379 >>18262381 >>18262382 >>18262383 >>18262385 basically, do everyone.

Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:26 No.18262406

>>18262364

That's the point.

We're both fucking with him and reeling him in.

>>18262366

Nah, it's more like we're oblivious to how he really feels.

You see then we follow up with the NEXT phase of our plan: we go the route of leaving a potion and a room-key, and we should make it look like somebody else left it.

Somebody like Erica, with a note saying that we'd accept him like he is, but this might make it easier for both of us.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:26 No.18262408 >>18262405 Gai and Maggie take priority though.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:27 No.18262415 >>18262374 Shit, there's a lot to be had. Gai and Mike sound like the best right now. We'll get plenty of Perrine tomorrow, and we already got too much Hina.

Sidestory: le chat japonais Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/09/12(Fri)03:28 No.18262416
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You are KATSURAGI KEIMA, the capturing god.
You were recruited by the Bureau for your tactical prowess.
You now go over your observations for the day.

You watched as they interacted by the stairs.
Her reactions and body language easy to read.
She is proceeding with her scenario much faster than expected.
You will need to observe her closer from now on.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:29 No.18262422 >>18262416 Can't wait for his plans to implode

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:31 No.18262440 >>18262416 Silly Keima, objects accelerate as they close in on a source of gravity. That's simple physics. Just replace objects with women and gravity with swag, and that's us.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:32 No.18262443 >>18262416 Cant wait until he turns this whole situation into a best selling VN and becomes dimensionally famous while being our girl 70% of the time

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/09/12(Fri)03:34 No.18262454 >>18262443 Y'know, I'm okay with this scenario.

Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:35 No.18262457

>>18262422

>Leave the potion and the room key.

You are KATSURAGI KEIMA, the capturing god.
You were recruited by the Bureau for your tactical prowess.
And you have had a very trying day.

Before you sits a potion, one you've drank before.
Next to it a key. You know what door it unlocks.
This does not fit any of your scenarios.
After a moment's contemplation, you drink the potion and grab the key.

Fuck the scenario.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:36 No.18262458 >>18262443 Complete with HUEHUEHUE?

Sidestory: l'affection tranquille Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/09/12(Fri)03:36 No.18262459
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You remember when you first met him.
You fought him and his group.
His strong fist defeated you, his quiet demeanor intrigued you.

You remember that lunchtime you shared.
His friend left the table followed by your sisters.
He was quiet but not uncomfortably so.

You remember talking to him about the martial arts.
An interest you mutually shared.
His calm voice filling your ears, his firm eyes looking into your own.

You remember him talking to you earlier.
He humbly invited you out.
You wait for tomorrow, you wait for him.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:37 No.18262463 >>18262459 Nice to know Gai's doing good.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:38 No.18262466 >>18262459 a romance of stoic silences.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:39 No.18262469 >>18262459 Shit yeah. We have to set aside some time for some serious high fives.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:39 No.18262471 >>18262459 Their sex would be hilarious TOH TOH TOH TOH TOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Followed by a stoic silence

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:40 No.18262474 >>18262459 You know, now I'm kinda curious how Gai feels about our rapidly growing Harem. I mean, we've been here a couple of weeks and we're rapidly approaching 5 women.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:41 No.18262478 >>18262459 I'm proud we set our wingman up so well. >>18262471 There is absolutely nothing wrong with silent snuggle time. It's actually kinda cute.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:42 No.18262484 >>18262478 Nothing wrong at all. It is a great thing I just find the idea funny

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:42 No.18262486 >>18262474 He probably doesn't concern himself with it. We appear to be handling it well and the women are happy. It isn't the thing for him, but it certainly doesn't bother him.

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/09/12(Fri)03:45 No.18262497
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The log of Miguel Rozario SantaCruz Y Cabrillo,
[03-10 BD4432]

Early in the morning, before the suns came up, Rood and I released the cabinet.
It flew gloriously through the AdMin halls, spilling ceramics in its wake.
After it exhausted it's supplies we flew it straight into the ready room where a security team was on stand-by.
The look on their faces was priceless.

Hayate came up to me earlier.
Seems the twins are now moving in with him.
I told him I miscounted when I said 5 people.
I didn't. Im sure he'll up to that number soon.

Tama should be on leave soon.
Can't wait to have his furry ass back in the Bureau again.
I'm sure he'll want to check up on his recruit.

The Director has confirmed that she's spending most of her time in the library.
She advised us to leave her be for now.
She says she wants to give herself the small vacation.

-Entry Ends

Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:45 No.18262498

>>18262474
A bro of his level is happy that we're happy. He is practically incapable of jelly. Hell, even with him being such a bro, he'll probably feel like he owes us for setting him up with such an ideal match. He's helped us more by keeping Shirou out of our hair, but that's the kind of guy he is.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:46 No.18262511 >>18262498 He truly is Broseidon god of bro's

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/09/12(Fri)03:46 No.18262514 File: 1331282813.jpg-(22 KB, 432x317, zzzz to be coninued.jpg) NEXT TIME ON MSQ: SHIPPING new thread in about 0600 4chan time.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:47 No.18262517 >>18262497 We gotta remember to return those library books for Yuki encounter time.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:48 No.18262527 Ok we need to work on our paintball molotovs then give one to Sousuke to test, one to Nanoha because she would love it and keep two for our team And try make a bear potion

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:49 No.18262528 >>18262517 Good point. We need to add the director to our harem even if only in body

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:49 No.18262530 >>18262511 >not Broseidon god of the Brocean Shiggity diggity. Expecting Ted and Jacob's Dapper Adventures in the near future, Landing Gear.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:50 No.18262533 >>18262527 maybe not a bear potion, but some king of distilled feral rage potion might be better. I mean, if we want to go full BEARMODE we got the candy for that.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:50 No.18262534 >>18262517 That's right. We need to go return books. And then mention casually that we were on our way somewhere secluded to practice our violin. She's doubtless heard about the dorm incident, so she'll be curious.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:52 No.18262542 >>18262533 But we have a limited amount of candy. Also, a BEARMODE potion might potentially be activated on contact, instead of needing to be eaten.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/09/12(Fri)03:52 No.18262543 >>18262514 Hooray, I can go sleep now. I just wanna say, guys, that this shit makes me happy, and I'm glad I gave in to the impulse to check this shit out when LG started it.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:53 No.18262547 time to put the coffee pot on and keep myself awake until 3am. would anyone mind if I engage in a little "reading too much into the quest"?

Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:53 No.18262548

>>18262527
That we do, but I don't think we should give one to Nanoha. It's more meaningful if we do the blowing up of shit together.

>>18262530
Dapper Adventures logged.

>>18262533
That's not an infinite candy tin, as far as I'm aware. Erica probably ate a shitload of them. We need Bear Pots.

Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:53 No.18262549

>>18262497
We only have about 4 days to get our things ready for white day so we'd better get onto it next thread.

Go to town, order the locket for Nanoha, find the
Lingerie for the twins, find the LP for Keima and get the ingredients for our various friends gifts while we are there.

Take some bread to Tsukino was mentioned before, whether we do it or not yet remains to be seen

Go to the library to return our mostly unread books search for books / Yuki

See the doctor about an extra dimensional swag palace for us to start working on.

See Ryuu about making new potions from scratch and mention we think it is time we tried fiddling around with that, also mention we might have another good alchemy student for him

Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:53 No.18262552

>>18262534

Heh. Well done sir.

Later tell Mike about it.

"So the director had you play for her?"
"Yeah, she asked to hear the song I played in the dorms."
"The one that made everyone cry?"
"Yeah, I feel like I should have warned her that would happen."
"You.. you made the director cry?"

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:55 No.18262557 >>18262543 rare shitstorms aside, this has been an immense source of joy and satisfaction to me as well.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:55 No.18262559 >>18262549 Who is this Tsukino you're mentioning? The only one I know is Sailor Moon, and I don't think she's shown up yet.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:55 No.18262562 >>18262547 Go ahead thats the fun of post quest discussion >>18262533 They won't last forever and they are more limited than a potion we can use to troll our friends / enemies

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:56 No.18262565 Judging from our reaction today with the Nanoha date, LG just might push the timeskip scenario.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:56 No.18262571 >>18262559 Hot girl from the Pantasia bakery out of Yakitake Japan We constantly make jokes about kneading her dough and wanting her delicious buns

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:57 No.18262573 >>18262549 unrelated to White Day, we still need to get our hands on a Grand Piano for classy entertaining.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:57 No.18262579 >>18262565 Maybe not. We went a very big way in saying we are happy the way she is if you read it carefully

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/09/12(Fri)03:58 No.18262583 >>18262573 And trolling Keima.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:59 No.18262590 Especially trolling Keima

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:59 No.18262591 Hey. HEY! lets hang out with Max. He told us so during the fight. Maybe he has a plantation of gummyBEAR bushes.

Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)03:59 No.18262592

>>18262565
Someone mentioned in a previous thread, shortly after the timeskip came up, I think, getting Nanoha something like a talking picture frame.
I thought a better version of that would be a holographic recording of Hayate, in the white suit she likes so much, playing either the song they danced to on their first date, or the Nanoha section of Hayate's in potentia piece honoring his harem.

>>18262571
Ah. I didn't know that was her name.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:00 No.18262598 >>18262591 Max could also give us tips on Harem Time Management.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:01 No.18262599 I think the director that talks to the personnel is not the Director in the library. It's been suggested before that we have a normal girl Yuki running around. She may not have the Director's memories

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:02 No.18262608 >>18262549 We already have a room expansion for now. That should be adequate for a good 5 more bitches. We have plenty of time to worry about a more stable expansion.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:03 No.18262611 >>18262598 Good point. Hopefully he has more to offer besides 'gain favor with Slaanesh, recieve tentacle dicks' though

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:03 No.18262614 >>18262599 Yeah Yuki seems to just be the medium through which the Director communicates.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:12 No.18262665 >>18262599 >>18262614 How do you think Director Yuki would respond to finding out her host had gained a boyfriend while she was gone? I can think of some weird times to learn that: we show up with lunch, she wakes up in our bed, or maybe during sex....

Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:12 No.18262667

>>18262562
It's just that I've noticed that a pretty prevalent theme so far has been taking control of one's fate.
Out of the blue, Hayate gets inducted into an interdimensional police force, pulled from his home dimension and antagonistic environment. But the training grounds for the Bureau are unlike any sort of school or academy, at least not in the sense of what one might expect from a police school or other type of school a 16 year old would be going to. Most schools, of any kind, seek to shape their students in a particular way, to conform to either a certain viewpoint, have a particular attitude or worldview, or be prepared for a specific career that only a specific kind of personality is suited for, which the school then tries to mold onto the student.
But here at the bureau, the focus seems entirely on self-determinism. Yes there are rules about student conduct, but they mostly seem to be focused on not getting into trouble when/where you shouldn't be, and that seems designed to reinforce the idea of discretion being paramount while operating in different dimensions.
The dorms aren't monitored, so students are free to live however they see fit. Our powers and fighting style and capabilities all either spring from within or have been chosen by us. Creativity seems to be the primary quality that the combat exercises are meant to teach.
Also, a lot of the story we've been creating has been about vastly improving Hayate's happiness, through his own choices and lifestyle and not just accepting whatever situations are dumped on him.
It's just something i noticed. again, probably reading too much into it, but it really feels like the purpose of Bureau training is not just make you ready for incredibly dangerous assignments but to encourage you to become exactly the kind of person you want to be. I hope LG sticks with that.

Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:12 No.18262670

>>18262592
I actually came up with the idea as locket with our picture and a sound loop of is saying we love her, but we built on it from there.
The last point we got to was a locket that projects a hologram of us in the white suit with context specific phrases like good morning and on demand ones like our violin piece.

This was meant to be for if she did the big time skip though it ended up being a white day / birthday thing

Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:14 No.18262687
File: 1331284478.jpg-(96 KB, 500x498, dual yuki.jpg)

>>18262614
no no.
I mean 2 YUKIs.

1 is the director, and another one is the library Yuki.
Maybe some sort of error, much like what happened in the movie, split her in two.

Watch Kyon panic as we move in on her.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:16 No.18262697 >>18262687 Kyon's back in his homeworld sucking Haruhi's cock. I'm pretty sure Yuki's the only one from there we'll be encountering.

Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:16 No.18262698

>>18262667
You pretty much hit the nail on the head.
The IDPKB is like undercover cops they prize discretion and competency without caring as much about perfectly following the regulations or what you do in your time off.

Ryuu's story when we went to ask about the date with Nanoha I felt was a big hint in that direction, as was Mike's continued covering things up and telling us to be more sneaky about things since the bureau doesn't watch us when we aren't on duty

>>18262665
Overall, quietly annoyed
With Hayate? A bit less quietly annoyed but quite amused as well

Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:22 No.18262724

>>18262667
Well, the IDPKBs structure is a loose one at most.
Mike once explained that IDPKB offices are pretty much independent.
I guess they strive for agents/operative to gain a sense of independence so that they will have the personal judgement and fortitude to make independent decisions once deployed out in the field.

It's set-up is pretty close to the HARPERHALL in dragon riders.
Each harper is not only a bard, but a spy/historian/negotiatior.
Once a harper has been assigned to a hold, they are only very lightly touched upon harper hall, instead the masterharper trusts each individual harper to make the best decisions for PERN as a whole

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:24 No.18262737 >>18262698 ".... Where am I?" "My room, in the dorms." She turns to the rest of the bed. "Who are they?" "Rest of my swag pile." She squints. "What are you doing?" "Cooking breakfast. How'd you want your eggs?" "....scrambled....."

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:24 No.18262743 File: 1331285094.jpg-(203 KB, 570x800, yuki nagato twins.jpg) >2 yukis DOUBLE TWINS. It will be like 3 ursulas and 1 erica. We need to talk with Shinku/Jun more. If only for the crazy teapot/doll sex

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:26 No.18262748 >>18262737 No. she'll want curry for breakfast Who changed the tagline for the archive? >WE ARE BUTLER. 100% PURE DAPPER AND SWAG. i like it.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:27 No.18262757 >>18262743 That's what I wanted a Kraus interlude. More talk about device sex would be funny And TWIN TWINS THEY WERE! We would be Hayate god of swag if we pulled that off. And we would have Broseidon god of the brocean as our wingman.

Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:30 No.18262771

>>18262743

"Hey Max."
"Hey Rood. Quick question: who's currently winging in the swag race?"
"Hayate."
"Whoa, wait what? I got twins! Twins are like an automatic times ten!"
"He got twins TWICE. Anc those multipliers stack. Then there's also the guy he turned gay-"
"He WHAT?!?"
"-and the several other 'normal' women."
"Damn."
"Get's better: He hasn't been going around hitting on random chicks either."
"....Come again?"
"He hasn't sought any of them out. They've all come to HIM."
"Soooo... You're saying he's beating me AND Rance-"
"Put together. By like a million points."

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:30 No.18262775 File: 1331285446.gif-(1.13 MB, 126x126, 1329568896480.gif) >>18262748 mfw and despite downvoting faggots, 95% of the threads are 20+ rating.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:32 No.18262783 >>18262771 whoa whoa whoa whoa. we have quite a ways to go before we can honestly say we can out-swag Rance.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:34 No.18262790 File: 1331285641.jpg-(246 KB, 1250x1745, fa52088120a147026bb956ddd87e9d(...).jpg) Didnt LG mention the SISTERS in advanced class. We should swag them imagine 10000++ sisters craving for you. Hell, just 5 of them would be nice

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:34 No.18262791 >>18262783 I know. But I just had this fun mental image of Rance and Max going to see who had the most Swag, and found out they were getting their ass kicked by some random student.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:34 No.18262794 >>18262783 Rance takes women We attract women We beat him by them coming to US If we get twin twins anyway

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:35 No.18262796 >>18262783 We are gentlemans. We automatically win.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:35 No.18262798 File: 1331285734.png-(117 KB, 320x240, 1329709225648.png) >>18262791

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:36 No.18262804 >>18262790 We would need to call in future and past Hayate's to deal with all them

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:36 No.18262805 >>18262790 We should take awhile before we start looking at SISTERS. Broseidon needs to lock down his before we go scoop up the rest.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:36 No.18262806 >>18262794 Yeah he takes em, but they tend not to raise too much of a fuss afterward.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:40 No.18262824 A random idea I've been considering: What songs best associate with the girls, in a "Sing this song to them at karaoke" way? The only one I've been able to come up with is "She Blinded Me With Science" for Ursula.

Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:42 No.18262829

I wonder if LG finds all this shit as funny as I do.

Things like 'Man-Candy' and 'Three-Bay' and now the 'Swag Contest' make me laugh my ass off.

It's like sitting in on a recording session for MST.

But MST can be pretty brutal on the shit it plays off of.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:45 No.18262841 >>18262824 "Rock you like a Hurricane" - Erica. "Stay Tonight" - Hina "Tiny Dancer" - Keima

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:45 No.18262845 >>18262824 Maneater for Erica

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:46 No.18262847 >>18262841 Nah Keima is still fly me to the moon

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:47 No.18262853 >>18262841 >"Tiny Dancer" - Keima Not the obvious one, therefore I'm unsure if it should get more or less points for the subtle trolling.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:49 No.18262860 >>18262824 maybe "more than a feeling" for Nanoha? fuck, i have no clue for this kind of stuff. My musical knowledge is very limited outside of a few bands that I really really like.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:49 No.18262862 >>18262824 I don't know about individuals, but harem situations like this always make me think My Girlfriend's Girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:49 No.18262866 We should lend the SCP to anyone else who wants a larger room. GAI FIRST. he can build a garage/gym/dojo in his

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:51 No.18262877 >>18262866 I expect he would of built his own dojo already

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:51 No.18262878 >>18262860 Are you me? That's why I don't even try to give suggestions. >inkmoti island Why is captcha trying to build a M:tG deck?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:51 No.18262879 Our personal songs is still DONT STOP ME NOW and JUST A GIGOLO, oh and then we add IM TOO SEXY [for my shirt]

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:53 No.18262886 >>18262866 >Get out hands on a known Elucid class. >pass that shit around like a joint at a party. Welp. Really though, I'll support this action, but only because we can plead ignorance later.

Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:54 No.18262892

>>18262878
not you. but i'm very unfamiliar with these characters outside of how they act in this quest, so I really have no clue what songs really suit them. But I still want to at least try to contribute.
If we had fucked up with Nanoha, i would say her song should be "Lonely Day" by System of a Down.

Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:55 No.18262897

>>18262866
>fucking with SCP more than absolutely necessary
NOOOOOOOOOOPE. We did it because we needed to. Doing it any more than the minimum risks fuckupery. Gai gets an upgrade if he puts a ring on that Sister of his. Otherwise, the answer is NO to anyone and everyone.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:56 No.18262903 For Keima http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04yxr0mv0Hc it even has bitchin piano music in it that we can play.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:59 No.18262913 >>18262879 >our song >anything but this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W-fIn2QZgg

Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)04:59 No.18262916

>>18262897
the monkey is kinda already out of the bag on this one. far as I'm aware, hayate knows nothing about SCP regulations. Ursula already pulled it out for a very personal use, it's really up to her to make sure it doesn't get misused, cause a catastrophe. but from Hayate's point of view, it's probably just another potentially very useful majaikal object.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)05:01 No.18262925 >>18262913 perfect

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)05:01 No.18262929 >>18262916 Pretty sure all these lessons we've been having would have covered SCP at some point.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)05:04 No.18262943 >>18262929 Maybe, maybe not. SCP is a different branch than us and they cover a different type of job

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)05:04 No.18262946 we need to remember to add the ABCs of Swords to our to-do list.

Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)05:05 No.18262950

>>18262916
It is up to Ursula, but I'm sure Rood gave her at least some kind of warning about it. Besides, even if it CAN be done safely, which I doubt, I don't think Mike would consider it a good idea. There's a difference between needing a room for 3+ and handing out suites to everyone for shits and giggles. Do you really want to piss off a magic gorilla who happens to be a pretty good bro to us?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)05:06 No.18262954 >>18262946 Oh fuck yeah. That's on the list for our next shopping trip

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)05:06 No.18262955 >>18262929 I think Advance would touch the subject and maybe even the handling of SCPs Basic is mostly primary evaluation+ integration into the Bureau.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)05:08 No.18262961 Is keeping atht SCP in a bag of holding even advisable?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)05:09 No.18262967 >>18262961 Bag of holding would neutralize the effects of the scp

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)05:10 No.18262976 >>18262967 >>18262961 Yep. you cant expand an infinite space.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)05:14 No.18262999 >Trude gave twins THE TALK >twins move in with us hours after. Trude be wanting to talk to us soon I bet Lets SWAG her

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)05:16 No.18263004 >>18262999 sounds like a decent plan to me. Bust out the full on butler service for her.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)05:17 No.18263010 >>18262999 Yeah, we already knows she likes us thanks to the maid outfit incident before our break at the castle

Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)05:19 No.18263016

>>18262999
She'll be a tough nut to crack, but she'll succumb eventually without our having to do anything. The twins convinced her everything was cool anyways. I do want to see her face when she finds out they moved in practically right after they left her sight.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)05:22 No.18263027 Don't know if this would be appropriate for Hina or not, but it's perfect for any girl we swag who has a tragic past similar to ours. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWTuKd2lTo4&feature=related

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)05:34 No.18263082 >>18263016 I imagine her knocking at our door in the morning. "ARE MY WITCHES IN HERE?!" and be all mother-in-law and shit. THEN we swag her.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)05:35 No.18263087 only half an hour more. must get more coffee. anyone else still here?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)05:36 No.18263092 >>18263082 >mother-in-law there is a distinct lack of milf in this harem...

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)05:41 No.18263121 >>18263092 Why do you think we were trying for softnesses >>18263087 One or two all waiting for someone else to speak. And me cooking steak

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)05:45 No.18263150 >>18263121 I'm looking for a song for Nanoha. Ride of the Valkyries is tempting, but you can't really sing to it unless you're in an opera...

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)05:46 No.18263157 >>18263121 because we try for anything with a pair of breasts, and apparently even a few without. what are the actual names of the SOFTNESS I & II? And does I actually count as a milf?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)05:50 No.18263179 >>18263157 Charlotte Yaeger and Lynette something. We tried because they have awesome racks and we followed the anime trope of boobs = stupidity ray

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)05:51 No.18263193 >>18263179 Bishop.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)05:52 No.18263195 >>18263150 even in danger of kickstarting that shitstorm again, I'll offer this for Nanoha. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-hkjEMRZfQ

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)05:52 No.18263198 >>18263193 Thanks, knew I should remember it but lack of food and SW has made me stupid

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)05:53 No.18263210 >>18263157 Charlotte Yeager (pantless genderswapped Chuck Yeager) and Lynette Bishop (Billy Bishop). And no. She's just 'big'.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)05:56 No.18263222 File: 1331290563.jpg-(212 KB, 549x800, shamal.jpg) If we truly decide we need a MILF or two, we need to somehow get Nanoha to introduce us to the Wolkenritter, specifically, Shamal. If things go right, we might be able to get her to replace Frank.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)05:59 No.18263242 >>18263222 replacing Frank will probably require some of our trademark de-railing epic dice rolls. but it's certainly something to strive for.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)06:01 No.18263254 >>18263242 How about we blast frank with the shirouo potion?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)06:05 No.18263282 >>18263254 he'll just dance out of the way and hump us to death.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)06:07 No.18263297 >>18263282 Or gladly take our potion bukkake and turn into another Kurou

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)06:10 No.18263312 >>18263297 and then still hump us to death.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)06:10 No.18263314 new thread soon?

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)06:12 No.18263323 >>18263314 New thread soon comrade

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)06:14 No.18263336 >>18263312 While we don't resist because it is another Kurou saaaan~

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)06:16 No.18263347 >>18263336 It would be funny if that's what the potion actually did regardless of the target

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)06:16 No.18263348 >>18263336 now i want this for a HUEHUEHUE scenario.

>>	Anonymous 03/09/12(Fri)06:25 No.18263416 >>18263401 NEW THREAD NOW COMRADE!

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