>>18234392
MSQ, fuck yeah!

Tell Hina:
"Of course, as you say. But perhaps lunch or after classes would be better? More time to talk, and more importantly, more private. We can talk over tea."

>>18234392
"Would you rather talk now or later?"

"Of course, we can talk as much as you'd like." you tell her.
She sits there for a moment collecting her thoughts, her eyes affixed on you.
She finally asks,
"What's it like?"

WAT SAY OH MASTER BUTLERS?
>finally back inside
>fucking hot out today

>>18234443
What is what like?
Obsfucating stupidity go!

>>18234443
It is one hell of an improvement over my previous life. I have close friends, a new family who cares about me and women who love me as much as I love them, and I'm damned I'm going to let it go without a fight.

It's like being on the most awesome river ever. I go with the flow, treat all the people I can with kindness and respect, and life just keeps getting better.

>>18234443
>it
>assume she means being free from HnG, not in a harem
"It's amazing. It's perfect, really. My life was a literal hell before it. If it turned out I was dead and actually just in heaven, I wouldn't be surprised or upset."

"It is one hell of an improvement over my previous life. I have close friends, a new family who cares about me and women who love me as much as I love them, and I'm damned I'm going to let it go without a fight." you tell her
"It's like being on the most awesome river ever. I go with the flow, treat all the people I can with kindness and respect, and life just keeps getting better." you finish.

"Aren't you afraid it'll all come crashing down someday?" she asks.
Before you can answer this, Mike walks into the room.

Her words remain stuck in your head throughout class.

>>18234443
Three weeks ago I was living in an abandoned apartment hiding from Yakuza thugs sent by my own parents for my organs.

I will never be able to repay my gratitude to everyone here for my new life. But I'm trying.

>>18234554
This go this
Add something along the lines of " it took me a few days to get used to it but I like it so far so no going back"

>>18234568
Mentillate to her, "Terrified. But I'll die before I let that happen."

>>18234568
>"Aren't you afraid it'll all come crashing down someday?"
Oh god, PTSD time!

Aw yeah, my evening has been made.

A bit of a rework from what someone posted last thread:

"Compared to what I had before I came here? It is the best thing I could ever ask for. It may seem weird, or sleazy, but it's not like that. I know what it's liked to not be loved back. I know what it's like to wake up alone. To go to bed alone. It's not the sort of thing I would wish on anybody. I don't want to hurt anyone. I don't want anyone to be lonely. So if I see somebody hurting, somebody lonely, I'll always try to give them what comfort I can.

So, what's it like? It's like knowing you have people who care, and you try your best to care for them back."

>>18234568
This
>>18234585

rolled 51 = 51

>>18234568
I want to roll for chance that we lose our cool from her saying this. Can I roll for chance to break down in tears?

>>18234596
>>18234596
goddamnit, i took too long!

>>18234568
>"Aren't you afraid it'll all come crashing down someday?"
Mentally send to her "Terrified. Every moment."

>>18234568
When class finishes offer her a cup of tea and say that we are terrified as all hell, given our earlier life we're just waiting for the other boot to fall and break everything we've created. We'll do everything in our power for it not to fall apart.

I've been trying to think optimistically about this, it's a very new way to think about things.

I swear to god if she tries to sabotage us to get us for herself, she dies.

>>18234660
But it's Hina! We can't kill her! (Seriously we could try, it wouldn't work.)

>>18234610
NO we obsess over this and use it as our excuse to crash onto Keima.

PTSD moments are fun trolling Keima with a PTSD moment even more fun

>>18234585
You give her a quick mental message as Mike goes into full swing: "The thought terrifies me. But I'll die before I let that happen."

MIke's class went swimmingly as usual.
Shirou, now deported from his usual seat, now occupies a new chair added behind Hina.

The bells ring to signal the start of lunch.
Erica goes to your seat, and was about to say something when Hina interrupts.
"Hey. Can we talk for a bit?" she asks her.
"Sure."
"Follow me please." And she signals Erica to go outside with her.

[ ]go with them
[ ]leave them alone

>>18234737
>[✓] leave them alone
Go have controlled collapse on Keima now.

>>18234737
>[x] Leave them alone

What could possibly go wrong?

>>18234737
[x] Leave them alone.

We need to show some trust.

Let's talk with Sagara, set up some physical conditioning and PT regimens.
This talk of possibly losing everything should motivate Hayate to get stronger, get better, so he can protect what he has.

>>18234737
Raise an eyebrow at Erica, give her the meaningful look that asks "should I come along"? If she returns a look of follow me, do so, if not don't.

>>18234737
Leave them alone
Crash on Keima
As Erica what happened later

>>18234737
She'd ask us if she wanted us to tail. We leave them be, lets see if Shirou came to class. I want to discuss that statue...

>>18234770

This is wise.

>>18234769
This. Trolling Keima is nice and all, but we have a To-Do List, and we need to actually DO some of this shit.

>>18234793
Shirou's 2 seats behind us.

>>18234756

I've been waiting for this...

>>18234769
This. So hard.

>>18234756
>>18234769
Ask Souske about trainning, then crash on Keima

You watch the two girls walk out of the room.
'Tell me if you need me, okay' you call out to Erica mentally
'Don't worry too much.' She answers with a mental smirk.

You look around the room, most of your classmates have gone out for lunch.
You spot Sagara eating a pack of rations at his desk, Touma biting into a sweet bun at his and Kenji chugging a box of milk by the doorway.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18234852
And I mean like act all casual with Souske, then walk over to keima and then start exploding.

>>18234874
Go over to Sagara, ask him about helping with PT, maybe even a short training trip over a weekend or something.

>>18234737
Let em go, until we're needed.

>"What's it like?"
I'd hoped that would lead to:
Us: "What's what like?"
Hina: *flustered blush* "S-sex…"
Us: "Well… I can't really say, for a woman's experience." quiet musing follow up: "Maybe I should talk to Ryuu about that."

>>18234874
>Talk Sagara

Ask about trainin and guns and shit

>Sousuke with Bonta-kun power armor
>probably still bugged so that the voice-changer is stuck to ON
>go running
"Fuu-mo-fumo-fumo-fumoffumooo~
"Fumo-fumo!"
"Fumo-fumo!"
"Fuu-mo-fumo-fumo-fumoffumooo~"

>>18234890
>>18234912
This can only be epic.

>>18234874
Talk to Sagara, ask about his training regime and what we can do to improve our physical abilities, military tactics and so on. Tell him we want to be strong, strong enough that we will never lose what we have built here.

>>18234874
We haven't really gotten much of a chance to talk to Touma since he got out of that chocolate river. Or before then even. Let's see how he's doing.

>>18234874
Sousuke about training
Touma about how he is going
Keima to crash on

>sagara

You walk over to Sousuke, materialing some bread to munch on yourself.
"Hey man," you greet him
He nods at you.
"I was wondering, I saw you with all those guns, and i thought maybe you could help me pick one.."
This catches his attention.
"You can't just pick A gun." he tells you.
"You must consider the scenario you will be facing. have the wrong weapon and it will be like bringing a knife to a tankfight."

"What situation do you foresee encountering?"

>>18234987
"I mostly want a gun to shoot people who are resistant to magic and who have devastating melee abilities. For example, someone archetypically similar to Gai. I don't really have a good way of dealing with someone like that. I assume some kind of SMG or assault rifle would be best, but I'm from Japan - I don't really know much about all this. Also, I want something classy and dapper to go with my aesthetic."

>>18234987
Close combat with a target who has protection against magic, or combat in a dimension where we cannot openly use magic.

>>18234987
"Being attacked by unlimited magical Yakuza, come to think about it some training would be awesome too."

>>18234987
"Mostly situations where my majaik may not be of use, such as on majaik-prohibited worlds or if the opposition has a Majaik Canceller.
"I plan to be mostly support, so I was thinking something to use from a long distance to support Gai and Amazoness, and then something for close-in work in case an enemy gets in close and goes after Keima and Jun."

Asking for sniper rifles and submachine guns, with pistols.

>>18234987
For larger scale conflicts I am either completely boned or more likely to be supporting a group and at that point I am more useful shielding and using my tea laser as artillery than using a gun.

I will need a gun to increase my offensive strength when I am alone in smaller combats against either one or a small group of combatants.

Also when magic is either ineffective against the target or I am not able to use magic due to needing to stay incognito.

>>18234987
Mainly a backup weapon when an enemy is resistant to majaik

Also see if we can't snag his infinite sweets bag for a bag of bread, having multiple would be good for gifts for Sakura and Erica

>>18235016
>>18235033

>Submachine guns
>2012

>>18234987
Usually engraved guns are gaudy. For Hayate's butler aesthetic, though, they're perfect.

>>18234987
1-6 enemies, at close range, on a magic-prohibited world. That's pretty much the most likely scenario where we're going to be reaching for a gun.

>>18235040
I had forgotten that, mention it before we leave him,
Two birthday presents down if we get it

>>18235054
Shit, son, slap an unending magazine on there and we're good to go.

>>18234987
submachinegun would probably be best; if we're in a situation where we need guns we're probably moving quickly and don't have too much time to aim.

On the other hand though, revolvers are just classier.

>>18235078
>Submachine guns best for anything ever

Nope.

>>18235054
That still looks like crap and doesn't really suit the aesthetic we are going for imo

We could get a fancy machine pistol with normal and unlimited ammo majaik mags that looks better IMO

Also thirding >>18235040 on the candy bag

>>18235053
Would you prefer the more technical term of PDW?

We could go with a TAR-21 or a Magpul, but I like the HK MP7 myself.

>>18234987
I don't really care what we get as long as it's sleek, elegant, and clean. It has to suit our aesthetic.

>>18235094
>PDW
>Not a marketing term
>CoDguns
>MP7 chambered in 4.6mm Useless

It is really like I am on summer /k/

>>18235040
I also forgot about the candy, so +1 on that.

Let's not go all /k/ now again. Just because Souske wants to be specific doesn't mean WE have to be. We have a fucking folio of holding.

"I was concidering a weapon to use as my backup if ever the opponent was resistant to majaik." you tell him
He thinks for a second.
"Any gun would suffice per se, but from your mobile style, I would recommend a pistol. Something chambered for a larger round, would pack the punch needed to take someone out without much hits."

"If you'd like, i could take out out to the mountains one time and let you test any of my guns." he says as he brings out a grenade. "My partner here can generate almost any weapon that I have had come into contact with."

[ ]accept offer
[ ]decline

>brb lunch

>>18235078
Revolvers fit the character more but we did compromise on a classy pistol like an engraved 1911 in another thread before

>>18235122
Accept

>>18235122
[x] accept offer

>>18235122
Accept that offer like the fist of the north star.

We can go camping, and even with Sagara's SERE like experience in the jungle it will be more fun than the last time we went camping.

>>18235122
[x] Accept

>>18235122
Sounds good
Either after class or during the next break period

And one more for seeing about his infinite candy bag, if he hasn't already given it to someone

>>18235122
[x]Accept
I'm going to assume his partner is basically Al.

>>18235122
[x] Accept
nothingcangowrong.jpg

>>18235129
We can get both. Hell, with our folio, we can get everything, just so we have something for any situation.

>>18235016
Ask for a whippit-gun. It's the original sawn-off shotgun with the stock removed, so it's like a giant dueling pistol that packs one or two barrels of whatever you want (likely buckshot).

All aboard the dual PTSD train!
[X] Accept

>>18235185
>>18235186

For your consideration:
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Tomb_Raider#Remington_870_Shotgun_.28Nickel-plated.29

>>18235129
Can we also get some machine guns, like an MG42 and an M2, just to go along with the trope of anime butlers wielding heavy machine guns bailing their masters out of trouble?

>>18235190
Commence fights over who had the worst childhood.

>>18235122

Accept. Sagara is still my favorite anime MC ever

>tfw there will never be another season of FMP
at least the manga is still going strong...

>>18235209
Hayate wins, Sagara had it hard, but found acceptance and stability fairly early on, even if that was with a mercenary company.

Well we could get a M134 Or an M61 if we want to go that far.

Erica already uses an MG42 or something doesn't she?

>>18235230
We lack the arm strength. Hers is magically enhanced.

>>18235201
Badass? Yes. A bit unwieldy? Also yes. We want to be elegant, and the whipit can be flaunted like the flintlock dueling pistols of old. Also, it's harder for a target to get in too close to use a whipit on them, but that stock could get in the way.

>>18235242
Well it could be an add on once we get a strength mode instead of just speed mode.

I just like the idea of crossdressing hayate wielding a plane mounted

>>18235268
Gatling gun

Lost the end of my post

throwing my weapon knowledge 2c in. Sagara is partial to glocks I believe so he would be a good instructor for the platform.

glock 20 (or 29 for easier concealment) provide an excellent platform for 10mm which is a great round.

>>18235250
It is pistolgrip only.

Ours would of course be an actual stainless Marine model rather than just a nickel finish. It is certainly completely impractical either way, but no more so than a Clyde Barrow style whipit gun.

Really though any nice looking steel framed handgun will do the job better.

>>18235278
He could suggest a 10mm Glock and we could end up with a Delta Elite or 1006 as a compromise for the aesthetics.

>>18235278
Good point.
I think most people are leaning more for rule of cool than actual crunch though

Going for fancy and decent we could go for an engraved Mauser. They weren't bad guns overall and looked pretty decent, terrible for a rookie by all accounts though

Do it.

Then explain the majesty of the Chail-Gun to him.

If there's one man who can appreciate it....

>>18235335
>S&W 1006

I like.

>>18235335
The Delta Elite does look really nice. Especially the blued version.
I think it would fit in better with our butler uniform than the stainless version.

>>18235362
See I am not sure if he would call us an idiot because he still thinks in normal world terms or he would worship us as the bringer of ultimate death...

>accept
"I would like that very much." you answer him. "Please tell me when you next plan to go and I shall accompany you."
"Very well, I'll tell you when." and her goes back to eating.

That done, you head out of the room to take in some fresh air.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18235396
Controlled collapse on Keima.

>>18235376
We don't even have to stick particularly to real world versions.

Take a decent gun describe it with pearl grips, maybe nickel with gold inlay and book butlery gun

>>18235396
See Keima, we have to trigger his flags if we want him to swoon into the waiting grasp our our harem.

>>18235396
Visit Keima or the Amazon.

They haven't gotten enough attention recently.

>>18235396
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETS

>>18235396
Find Keima, initiate controlled crash

Also ask Sousuke about the candy bag after class, we have one for Erica one for Sakura would be nice

>>18235396
Keima, when else will we have an actual excuse to cry on him in a dress? I mean we could do it normally but he wont question it as much if we do it now.

We controlled crash like a boss.

>>18235335

I love the delta elites but I've seen too many with cracked slides. Though I heard the new batch got that issue fixed.

They do shoot nice but recoil harder than the glock 20 seems to.

Sigs are classy as fuck and kill good .357sig does. I think I've seen Sagara with a Sig in the manga somewhere.

>>18235438

We can even blame it on Hina.

She did inadvertently pointed to the small part of our brain telling us that this being a dream in a coma is much more likely than a talking monkey taking us to happy magic land.

>>18235396
Controlled collapse on Keima as Hina's words come back to haunt us, as memories of yesterday's breakfast, when we were alone again, start to well up.

>>18235446
>cracked slides

Clearly the answer is the Smith and Wesson Brand Combat Boat Anchor then.

Oh man Sig P210 with the long barrel that'd be so fucking fly.

>>18235467

>talking monkey taking us to happy magic land.

Alright, I'm not sure if it's one guy or two who writes all these smarmy fucking comments, but they're always fucking hilarious.

>>18235486
There are about three of us that I know, I have done a few but not that one

>>18235486
I don't know if my graphic description of device on device sex counts as "marmy fucking comments", but that one was me. I'm kinda proud of it too.

>>18235486

I'm not sure how many other people have been doing it, but I've been in damn near all the threads.

I also made most of the advice Hayate pics.

I like to think of my 'what ifs' and snarky comments as a side act. Like the guy who comes out and juggles or does stand up while the rock stars are back stage catching their breath in between sets.

Certainly not the reason you bought the ticket, but keeps you entertained while you wait.

>>18235396
You walk around the quad, passing friends and acquaintances alike.
As you walk around behind the Gym, you spot Keima under a tree.

WAT DO?

>>18235528
>>18235522
>>18235496

Just wanted to say, you guys going MST on these threads is at least as entertaining as the quest itself.

>>18235522
I loved that one, so wrong and yet somehow right

>>18235551
Go somewhere that he can clearly see us, it looks like we can't see him, and we're out of sight of most people. Then start crying.

>>18235551

See if he wants to get lunch since we have nobody else to eat with.

Sit somewhere semi-isolated, and slowly go into a nervous breakdown.

>>18235551
>under a tree
>trees have roots
TIME TO TRIP HANDS FIRST.

>>18235551
Go over, start talking to him. Just, about how life here is so different from our home dimensions. That it's been really eye-opening. That for the first time in our life we feel like we might be happy...and then going into a controlled crash as our life rushes up and reminds us that it's waiting, always waiting, to drag us back.

>>18235568
>>18235566

These. If he comes to talk to us, try and act like we weren't crying, and then slowly lose our shit.

>>18235551
Stop, compose ourself, put on our strong butler face. Then ruin our moment of composure by running straight to him bawling and crying "When is this heaven going to end and crush me down to worse then I was before, is this a cruel dream, am I actually starving to death in a ditch?"

>>18235551
Get the water works going, run to him like a crying girl, then rest on hands on his chest/shoulder area, and our face on his shoulder, then cry. We need dialogue.

>>18235566
Nah we need to crash onto him, Keima would probably avoid actually coming up to us

Plus I want to see him shit himself over the fact we walk up out of the blue and just lose it

>>18235554
Well generally if something sounds awesome or funny in my head I post it and see where it goes. Can't speak for the other two since we don't collaborate on anything to my knowledge

>>18235596

Generally I'm the guy writing the comments/scenarios, as well as snarky one-liners.

So most of the 'conversations' were me. Like the one where Nagato wanted the 'man candy', the 'too much swag', and such.

I also did the Umpa Lumpa song that LG apparently used later.

>>18235654
Heh I actually posted the idea for that pictuyour few threads ago, but yeah you seem to of given us the most well written up content and the funniest

I seem to go more for impending doom or annoying LG by derailing plans

LG is busy with IT getting 4chan back again?

You walk up to him.
"Hey Keima, not having lunch?"
"No. Not yet." He answers without taking his eyes off his PSP.
"How about eating with me then?"
You hand him a sandwich you generated, and a can of juice.
"Ham..." He says as he examines the sandwich "How'd you know I liked ham?"
"I just guessed really." you say as you sit down and rest your back against the trunk.
"So, how are things at your end?" you ask him.
"Fine. Not much to do, analyzing data, and playing games. That stuff." He says as he takes a bite. "And you?"
"oh. I'm dandy. Well except for this whole skirt thing. Luckily enough today's the last day for it."
"I see. I heard you went into Shirou's castle last night."
"Yeah, we got him out."
"What was that loud rumbling though? Did the castle come crashing down?"
'Crashing down...' the words haunt you
'CRASHING DOWN....' they once again fill your mind.

>>18235714
Wow cultist has hijacked my autocorrect it seems, I might have to reset it

>>18235728
Or, shockingly enough, maybe he's having to do some actual work. Man I'd love a job where I could do this while getting paid.

>>18235745
HERE WE GO!

>>18235745
Woooo PTSD welcome back old friend!

>>18235745
>'CRASHING DOWN....' they once again fill your mind.
Now with the crying, and the tears.
Getting close to entertaining thoughts of suicide, because he'd rather die happy than go back to that other life.

>>18235753
You know, people keep saying that, ignoring the fact that he pretty much lives on rice. I don't care if I can get by with doing quest threads all day at work if I can't eat some fucking meat on a regular basis.

>>18235774
Yeah if he had a PayPal account or something I would send him some cash to get a decent meal for doing this for us

>>18235774
I think that is how it works in the Philippines. Like if you have a job you get to subsist on rice, if not you starve, and if you have a friend in the government you get anything you could ask for.

>>18235796

Let's all take a moment to bask in the idea that you could get paid for being awesome on 4chan.

Given the average reaction to my shit I'd be rich.

"Aren't you afraid it'll all come crashing down someday?" you remember her ask you.
Of course you're terrified.
You're terrified that this fantastic moment, this dreamlike state, would end.
A few weeks ago, you were hiding from a world, a universe, out to get you.
A talking monkey saved you. An angry teapot gave you strength.
You have great friends now and the love of amazing beautiful women.
Of course you'd be terrified to lose it all.

Here you are, sitting under a tree having lunch with a friend.
And you're not quite sure if this is all a dream or the last delusions you will ever have as you lay somewhere dying in a ditch.

As the fear pours in. The tears flow.

"H-hey. W-what's wrong?" Keima asks as he notices you weeping.

>>18235745

If we really want to fuck with his head, show him the statue.

>>18235839
There she goes! Full ahead collapse onto Keima and start babbling all our fears at once

>>18235839

Man, I don't even NEED to make more pictures.

I already have appropriate ones for all situations.

>>18235865
You really did have nothing to do yesterday didn't you?

>>18235839
Start choking out disconnected statements.

"W-what if I'm *sob* dead!?"

"What if I'm NOT dead!? I don't want to *hic* lose this..."

"M-my dreams in the twins' dimension, they... *guh-huh* what if I'm just dreaming?"

>>18235839
Confide in Keima our fears, that this is all a dream. Or even worse; it's not a dream, and this is real, which means that it can get taken away from us.

>>18235839

"I'M FREAKING OUT MAN."

Then collapse into his arms and start listing our fears and shit.

>>18235774
well i lived on rice and ramen for a week last month.
>poor decision making on my part.
i got paid and now proudly have a stocked pantry again.
>lol its all spam and canned tuna

I have also looked into dietary supplements as you once recommended.

>>18235894
Good on you, mate! Some multivitamins will probably make you feel healthier.

>>18235894
Legumes, you can never go wrong with good ol' beans and lentils. Healthy, filling, and usually not expensive in the least. Buy it in as much bulk as fucking possible.

>>18235839
"Hey, you're real, right?
I'm real... right?
this place is real, RIGHT?!"

"I-it's nothing" you say as you try and hide your face.
"Nothing doesn't end up with you crying under a tree for no reason." he tells you, as he reaches out to pat your shoulder.
"I-it's just that... All of this. ALL OF THIS, is just too good to be true."
"I don't know if this is all a dream, or if this really is reality."
"You've heard my story right? Now what if, this was actually all a hallucination as I lay in a bed somewhere getting my lungs taken out?"
"And if this really is real, I'm terrified of it all ending."
"I can't go back to the way it was. The loneliness, the sadness. Now that I have this, I don't think I can survive losing it all."
He edges closer and gives you an awkward hug, physical interaction not being his best suite.
"Hey. I can guarantee you. This is all real. As much as I want some parts of it not to be, IT'S ALL REAL."
He tells you in a firm voice.
"The T-Rex you can pull out of your hat? REAL."
"The talking gorilla that teaches us? REAL."
"The girl running around in my PSP on a firetruck? REAL."
"IT'S ALL REAL. And the only way it will end, is if you let it."
"Now pull yourself back together, and stop crying. You're ruining my uniform."

[ ]do eet
[ ]nope

Given our massive amount of crossdressing, sleepover and panic attacks I think once we are done we should give the gender swap potion another shot.

Even if we fail we might get some interesting results, and Shirou would be a good guinea pig since Kurou seems to of worn off

>>18236033
Nope, not yet, ask for him to hold you just for a minute longer, don't let him extricate himself from the hug.

>>18236033
>[ x]do eet
"*sniff* thanks, man"

I wonder how may routes we crashed and how many notes Keima must now re-write

So there I was, trying to enjoy my lunch in quiet, when he fucking collapses in my lap crying.

As a friend, I did what I had to do. I gave him a hug, let him cry it out. I let him voice his concerns and help him.

A friend should do these things.

A good friend wouldn't do it while praying they didn't notice their erection about to rip through the pants.

I am a terrible friend.

>>18236033
Nope
Keep crying on him and ruin his uniform

"but what if you saying that is just my mind trying to convince myself that this is real instead?"

>>18236033
[x]do eet

>>18236033
Do eet

>>18236033
Just sort of drape ourselves on him, bury our face his his neck, and keep crying and whimpering for a little while longer.

>>18236082
>>18236086
That's the boring option though.

>>18236033

Slowly pull it back together. Apologize for freaking out on him.

Then after a moment, ask him what he meant by "wishing some parts weren't".

>>18236033
NOPE.jpg

Keep crying on him like a little girl, add we are afraid we will never end up wearing men's clothes again

>>18236033
[x]nope
"Thanks, Keima. Thanks for being a friend."

>>18236033
[x] Don't pull it together. Just let it all out.

>>18236108
This. We must add that concern.

>>18236058

>I am a terrible friend.

I just spat my drink all over my monitor you fuck.

I can see it so clearly.

"Thanks Keima."
"No problem..."
"Wait, what's that thing poking me in the le-"
"THAT WOULD BE MY PEN."
"It's a little big for a-"
"STOP QUESTIONING MY OBVIOUS LIES."

>>18236033
[x] nope
"I don't even know if you're real. How could I know? You could just be some part of my unconscious mind trying not to freak out. But what if I SHOULD be freaking out? Is being irrational really that irrational?!"

>>18236100
>>18236120

Thirded.

>>18236128

>"STOP QUESTIONING MY OBVIOUS LIES."

If it's any consolation for your spilled drink, you just got me back.

Depends, does do eet mean kissing him, or nope meaning don't stop me (crying) now.
If first, then do eet, if second, then that.

>>18236058
>>18236128
You guys, fuck... I can't stop laughing!

"J-just give me a little while longer." you ask him as you lean against him.
You feel him tighten his embrace a tiny bit.

After a few more moments, you finally let go.
"Hey man." you say as you finally calm down "I'm sorry for that. I don't know what came over me."
"It's fine," he answers as he straightens himself up. "Everyone needs a cry every once in a while."
"hey, if you don't mind me asking..." you tell him
"What do you mean about 'parts you don't want to be real'?"
"I-it's nothing!" he answers you, suddenly flustered. "F-forget about that."

The bell rings.
Lunchtime has ended.

>>18236058
>>18236128

>I am a terrible friend.
>"STOP QUESTIONING MY OBVIOUS LIES."

You guys are on fire tonight.

Though now I think I know why he's so eager to get us off him.

>>18236186

"Nothing? It really seems to bug you..."

"Oh well, you ever wanna talk about it my door's open. Metaphorically speaking."

>>18236186
Give him another hug. Linger a second too long. Then head to class, taking out a handkerchief to make sure your face and eyes are dry.

>>18236207
And his.

>>18236186
Back to class
See what Hina and Erica talked about
Talk to Sousuke about his candy bag
Maybe a side note about what Jakob and Ted are up to
Try to male gender swap potion v2 and test on Shirou

>>18236186

After class, just stay there for a minute.

Tell concerned parties that you need to talk to Mike after class.

Then we tell him that we might need therapy.

>>18236186
If you ever want to talk, I'll be there for you just like you're here for me. Dry our eyes and straighten our face.

>>18236186
Time to head to class. Make sure that our eyes are dry, tears are wiped away, and that we look presentable and cute.

>>18236231
Nah not yet. Give it a few more public breakdowns then we can

>>18236231
>>18236225
>>18236228
>>18236207
>>18236199

Sounds like we have a solid course of action.

>>18236241

>might

Like we're starting to think it's a possibility.

Not diving headfirst into a shrink session, but admitting that we might actually have problems.

>>18236248
That it does

>>18236207

>Give him another hug. Linger a second too long.

"What's that poking my leg?"
"My P-psp."
"Oh is that what you're calling it now?"

>>18236314
But your psp is in your hand

>>18236314

>"Is that what you're calling it now?"

You motherfucker....

I'm actually in pain right now. Physical fucking pain.

>>18236186
Before the two of you head back to class, you give Keima a final hug.
"Thanks for being such a great friend."

As you walk back to the room, you make sure that your eyes are dried and your face once again it's usual mask of calm.

Hina is sitting behind you deep in thought.
You look eyes with Erica across the room.
'So what did you talk about?'
'Stuff.'
'What stuff?'
'Just stuff. Stop staring at me, Mike just walked in.'
And the afternoon classes began.

After a lengthy lecture on Bureau policy on artificial lifeforms, both majaikal and technological, the class draws to an end.
"Guys, Before you head out, I want to tell you that you will be run through case simulations by the end of this week."
"You will be deployed in randomly picked pairs, and you will go through combat scenarios the Bureau has encountered in the past."

The room empties quickly.
Hina makes no move to rise from her seat.
Erica has joined you in yours.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18236320
Canonically, he keeps spares, in case they get confiscated in class.

>>18236314

"Hey Keima, mind if i play with your PsP?"
>YESYESYESYESYE- act smooth-
"Uh, sure..."
"AWESOME."

Grab the actual psp.

"New Armored Core game. I need to get one of these for myself."

>>18236231
I vote Darth Sidious for therapist.

>>18236366
Flirt. With Erica.
>>18236374
>not Gendo Ikari, Child Psychologist
Where's that Katawa Shoujo comic when I need it.

>>18236366
>Erica has joined you in yours.
Kiss the girl who is apparently on our lap, obviously. If we kiss her well enough maybe we'll feel more sure she's real.

>>18236366
See what troubles have been concocted this time
Then see Sousuke about the candy bag
Then a little aside about Jakob and Ted's day off ( please? )
And try to make gender swap potion v2 and test on Shirou, promise him new fudge for carving if needs be

>>18236366

Ask Mike if we can talk later.

Then talk to the girls.

>>18236366
"Mike I need to speak with you in a bit. I assume they need to speak to me now though."

>>18236366
Let a genuine and enormously warm smile crack your face. After that sob session and relieving some of those fears of losing it all, it's just really good to see Erica again.

>>18236366
"I have a sense of impending doom and being forced to wear more skirts. Why do I feel that, Erica?"

>>18236366
Ask Mike if we can talk later, then kiss Erica and say "I'm guessing you came to a consensus when you were talking earlier and are here to talk to me about it." Leave the ball in her court.

>>18236401
Second, combined with one of our trademark Hayate Hugs.
"I just...want to hold you for a bit."

>>18236405
Ugh, no, anything but that. It's not witty or amusing, especially since it seems like they have something serious to talk about. Wait for them to speak.

>>18236366
Pierce her heavens with our drill!

>>18236392
"Good Hayate, use your hate. It will make you strong, strong enough to save them, come apprentice we have much work to do"
"Uhh Mr. Palpatine? What are you talking about?"

But Gendo Ikari... thats an interesting one,

>>18236458
Could have Light or L as psychologists or patients as well.
Either way could lead to some funny scenes

>>18236366
Why do I have the feeling our harem is about to grow with absolutely no work done on our part?

You smile down at the beautiful girl in your lap.
You hug her tight, not caring if a third of the class sees.
'LOOK ALL OF YE AND ENVY' you scream from atop the imaginary mountain in your head, as your imaginary cloak blows in the wind.
'THIS BE MY WOMAN, AND MINE ALONE!'

"Hey, what're you smiling about?" Erica says as looks up at you.
"Nothing, Im just so glad that you're real."
"Of course im real. And here's proof." She pulls you in for a long kiss.
Catcalls from the males and blushes from the females erupt from those that witness the spectacle.
Hina simply gets up off her seat and walks swiftly out the door.

MORALE RESTORED

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18236491
That's how it works man.

>>18236394
>>18236510
This

>>18236510
Press Erica for details on Hina

>>18236510
"How can I help you Erica?" heartbreak senses... tingling... must resist.... Will find her later. "Did something happen earlier?"

>>18236510
Time to get work done! Our rebuilt morale will make for a good afternoon.

>>18236510
Fish for details from Erica, what did you and Hina talk about?

>>18236510
>Hina simply gets up off her seat and walks swiftly out the door.
Think she's mad? She jelly?

Anyway.
"So, is there anything you wish to do, today?"

>>18236510
"What were you and Hina talking about earlier?"

"So, is there anything you wish to do, today?"
You ask her.
"Weeeell Ursula wanted me to visit her down in R&D. I think she wants me to help out with that striker she's modifying."

"Wanna come?"

[ ]yes
[ ]of course.
[ ]I AM ALREADY TAKING MY PANTS OFF

>>18236585
FUCK YES STRIKER TIME

along the way ask what the deal is with Hina

>>18236585
'But... therapy...'
'No we must go to the twins. We have been deprived.'
'We have serious psycological trauma that needs help.'
'Sex damnit!'
'Your right... mental health can wait.'

>>18236585
[x]of course

And as we walk, we should apologize to Kraus.
'Hey man, sorry about that, earlier. You're plugged into my head, so it's gotta be a tough job. Thanks for putting up with me, buddy.'

>>18236585
>[ ]I AM ALREADY TAKING MY PANTS OFF
But we're on day 3 of the skirt punishment...
[x]of course

>get caught back up with SWQ
>18235855
>You yelp with surprise as you're flipped onto your back... and then Erica straddles you and kisses you full on the mouth.

I HAVE NO FUCKING FACE

>>18236585

"Sure, I just need to talk to Mike about something first.

>>18236585
I AM ALREADY TAKING MY PANTS OFF

Any excuse to get into a striker unit again

>>18236585
Sure, I'll see you there, but I need to have a quick chat with Mike about something. And don't think you've avoided the conversation about the conversation between you and Hina just because there are plane shoes to put on.

While we are down hat way see the doctor for more tests then back a few moments after we step in
>>18236394
Would like to see this done sometime, with or without the Jakob and Ted bit

>>18236629

I thought that was neat, too.

"Sure, but you'll have to go ahead. I'll follow you there. I just need to talk to Mike for a bit." You tell her as you let her off your lap.
"Okay, We'll be waiting. Just look for Rood's lab in 261-b."


You walk the halls looking for Mike.
And you find him just as he was entering AdMin.
"Hey Mike."
"Hey kid, what's up?" he asks you/

>>18236714
I think I might need some help with my issues

>>18236714
Mike I have had a sudden burst of self-understanding and realization that I'm probably not all right in the head. I certainly need some serious fucking therapy.

I spent 5 minutes crying during lunch because I was worried that this was a dream, and even more worried it was real and would all collapse leaving me more alone than ever before.

>>18236714

"Hey I jus- I kinda wanted to- Fuck it, there's no way to ease my way into this conversation."

"I think I need help. Professional help."

Only after he questions what the hell we're talking about, reveal we mean therapy.

>>18236714
We need therapy! That means we are crazy, aww yeah.

>>18236714
"Can we...talk? It's really personal, and as a friend and as my handler, I'd like to talk it over with you."

>>18236739

THIS followed by >>18236737

"I'm really just barely holding it together at this point. I mean, it's pretty hard to tell the cold paranoid part of my brain that a talking monkey giving me super-powers and whisking me away to fight crime makes MORE sense that this being some fucked up dream while I'm in a coma or something. No offense."

>>18236732
>>18236737
>>18236739
>>18236741
>>18236750

why are we doing this again?

>>18236739

I like this one. Given the shit we've been up to lately, he might be RELIEVED to find out we're merely having a nervous breakdown.

>>18236780

It's kinda been a vague consensus that we should talk to somebody about our obviously fragile mental state.

It specified into an actual psychologist when someone pointed out that we could end up with something like Gendo or something equally absurd.

>>18236780
People think it is funnier than being able to cause PTSD bursts on people

>>18236803
>>18236806

But PTSD bursts are funny and important, integral part of this quest! Why would we want to get rid of them?

Especially considering they are triggered mostly deliberately by player input.

>>18236821
Pretty much my view of things too but consensus doesn't agree

>>18236806
>>18236821

Or consider that we might actually be able to weaponize or tragic past.

Therapy dosen't mean that shit will end, just that we're recognizing an obvious problem and taking steps to fix it.

Meaning we'll have a mix of both a shrink montage as we drive a bunch of them to drink, and watch our abandonment issues kick into overdrive.

>>18236806
You're not implying that our PTSD bouts will end if we spend a couple hours with Gendo, right? They won't end so easily. It'll take months, if not years, to make them all finally go away. We'll continue to have episodes for a very long time, even with the therapy. Actually, therapy gives us a chance to trigger them at will.

>>18236821
Therapy means we can control them and trigger them in a safe environment rather than zoning out while Evil Mecha-Santa is trying to kill us.

>>18236852
well, PTSD triggered in therapy are not nearly as fun though

>>18236821
>>18236835

Personally I'm pro therapy mostly because I think there's a lot more potential awesome down that route.

And some small part of me would be cool with it not being funny, since I really genuinely feel bad for Hayate sometimes.

>>18236821
Oh, just because we start therapy doesn't mean we'll lose the PTSD attacks. It takes TIME for therapy to take effect.
I'm just amused by Hayate realizing that his PTSD, his attacks, essentially he himself, is the greatest threat to his happiness.

>>18236849
>weaponize our tradgic past.
Why I want Palpatine as our Guidance Counselor/Therapist

>>18236864

Let's be totally honest here: if we fought an evil Santa, we would use him as a beat-stick to work out all our anger from our entire lives.

>>18236874
>he himself, is the greatest threat to his happiness
This is the BEST reason for therapy.

"I think I need help"
You tell him as you pull him into an alcove.
"Something wrong with you?" he asks
"I've told you my story right?"
He nods.
"Well, earlier I just spent lunch crying and terrified that all of this wasnt real."
"I actually managed to break down so hard Keima, fucking Keima, showed some compassion."
"And that's why I think I need professionalism help."
"A shrink?"
"Yes, a therapist. A psychiatrist. Someone to help me talk through my issues."
"Well, kid. It's good that you know when to seek help. That's the first sign of recovery. I'll pencil you in for some sessions with our guy down in medical, you can see him over the weekend."
"thanks Mike." you tell him.
"Hey Hayate." he tells you jsut as you're about to talk away. "I know you may have a lot on your plate right now. But I wan't you to keep an eye out for Hina. She's still adjusting to all of this, and well, since you're from the same Dimension, and both have no previous experience in majaik, I thought you could help her some."
"Sure Mike, I will." you tell him as you walk off to R&D

>>18236919
Track Hina down or Twins? She may be more urgent.

>>18236934
She's probably stalking us. Let's just head to R&D.

>>18236934
Wait scratch that, we see the Doctor after twins, then go back and see Hina.

>>18236934
Twins. We said we would be down there - we don't go back on plans. We'll find Hina later, though, sometime between visiting the twins and bed.

>>18236919

>Keima showed emotion
>Shit just got real

I've been cracking that joke so much I'm kinda surprised it took it this long to work it's way into the quest.

And I'm still oddly flattered.

>>18236934

Twins. We made a promise there, and we can go see Hina afterwards.

>>18236919
Twins first, since we said we'd meet up with them after talking with Mike.
We'll find Hina after the test but before bed. And don't forget to get dinner with Nanoha.

>>18236919
>"I think I need professionalism help"
He says wearing a skirt and while talking to a brorilla.

Twins
We want our plane pants!

You proceed into the depths of R&D.
On the 261st level, you find the lab you were looking for.

It's doors arent the futuristic ones you passed as you made your way to it, no.
The doors to it look like they were ripped out of a castle and slapped into the teched-out scify halls of R&D.
You knock.
"COME IN!" a loud voice tells you, and you walk in.
You find yourself face to face with a strange creature.

>>18237022
Summon some key Shaped cookies or fudge

>>18237022
"Hello, might Erica and Ursula be around?"

>>18237022
that... that's the door from the fudge castle. Where did they get that? WHY did they get that?
And why do they want a door that doesn't require technology/majaik to be imposing and difficult to open?

>>18237022
Hi there, I'm here on the Hartmanns' request. Who might you be?

>>18237022

Just stare blankly for a minute.

Then ask where the twins are.

There standing before you is a creature of wood, steel and brass.
A knocker hangs from it's crotch and halves of a door are on it's forearms.
It's moves much smoother than you thought it could.
"Ah, you must be the test pilot my charge was talking about." it say's cheerily.
"Now, get in here. We want to try activating this again."

You step inside the huge laboratory, the insides looking like some sort of medieval dungeon.
Large gears of wood churn away in places powering unknown machinery.
In one corner of the high vaulted cieling, you see a china cabinet repeatedly bumping into the wall.

You find Ursula working on the white striker unit you crashed in not so long ago, Erica is seated on a bench near the table watching.

"Here's our guinea pig." the wooden behemoth states proudly as he guides you to the girls.

>>18237153

meep

>>18237153
Ah, so that's the guy Mike's been plotting with. I wonder if they set that china cabinet loose in Admin yet.

>>18237153
"Alright so I'll take the skirt off then?"

>>18237153
"Do we have better crash safety gear than the last time I tried this?"

>>18237153
Thank you Rood, it's lovely to meet you. Also do we have a room with very padded walls, I'd hate for a repeat of last time I flew this. Off goes the skirt, on goes rocket shoes!

>>18237185
>>18237238
I wonder when people will realize that a skirt wouldn't interfere with wearing striker units. I mean it wouldn't exactly help cover anything half the time, but there isn't a NEED to take it off. Also, I so hope we somehow end up outside, flying around uncontrollably for everyone to see.

>>18237276
I realized that. I wanted to take the skirt off. Woo panties.

>>18237276
Two reasons
1 people forget we are in a skirt
2 the pants option was funnier

"Rood, you can be very rude sometimes, you know?" ursula says without taking her eyes off her work.
"Ah yes. Let me introduce myself then. I am Rood. I am wood. And if you polish my knobs, i'll be very good."
He tells you with an exagerrated bow.
"Ah, mr.Rood, It's great to finally have met you. I'm Hayate." you tell him with a bow of his own.
"Mike's kid? He's told me all about you! I like that part where you attempted to fry him when you first got your device. Hilarious shit."

"Anyway, I want you to sit there besides taht other Ursula and wait till this Ursula finishes calibrations. And then we'll have you be our test pilot."

You obligingly do as he says and take a seat besides Erica.
To pass the time you decide to talk.

WAT TALK ABOUT OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18237299
>>18237307
I was going for the amusement of futilely holding down our skirt to protect our modesty, especially if we got outside somehow. Everyone's gonna see our panties anyways, so the funny is the frenzied attempt to do the impossible.

>>18237332
Ask what she needed to talk to Hina about. Maybe off-handedly mention we're going to get therapy.

>>18237332
Hina, of course.

>>18237332
Lower voice a tad, ask about the conversation that occurred between her and Hina. Say mike asked us to keep an eye on the girl and given the timing and her actions afterwards it seems important to know.

I'd say hold off on telling people about therapy quite yet and tell our ladies as a whole rather than one at a time.

>>18237362
yes

>>18237276
actually skirts can interfere with strikers.
[the longer ones anyway]
they can jam intakes.

>>18237344

"So what'd you talk to Hina about?"
"What'd you talk to Mike about?"
"I have serious psychological issues, and Mike found me a therapist. So what happened between you two?"
"Wait, you're going to therapy?"
"Hey, I answered your question."

>>18237379

I've always wondered about that.

Skirts seemed like the best possible solution, but that kinda makes sense.

But that still says nothing for form fitting short-shorts.

>>18237386
I like this.

They better not be bullying hina...

>>18237332

Hina. Mention that Mike wanted us to hang out with her while she adjusts, since we're from the same place and all.

>>18237362
I concur with all of this, and add see if there's been any need-to-know content of any other girl talks lately. I'm ok with them having girl secrets, but it's likely there's things they SHOULD tell us that they haven't.

>>18237379
Well yes, but we're most likely not wearing a long skirt. I'm fairly sure we're wearing the typical school uniform don't-drop-your-pencil skirts.

>>18237386

"No seriously, Hayate, you think you need therapy?"
"Bitch, this conversation is give and take."
"But I-"
"Your turn. Really, does she want in my pants like all the other girls around here? Or has the Swag not affected her yet?"
"Swag?!?"
"You're not too good at this give-take questioning, are you?"
"Apparently not."
"Now answer my question."
"Just did."
".... Well played."
"Now what the hell was that about needing therapy?"

"So, tell me. What did you and Hina talk about?"
"Stuff."
"What stuff?"
"Just stuff."
"Please stop deflecting."
"She just asked me about us."
"Us?"
"All of us. The whole thing."
"And?"
"I told her it's not as bad as she thinks it is."
"I told her that all of us are making it work."
"i told her that we loved you and you loved us all in return." she holds your hand at this.
"satisfied?"
"yeah, thanks." you answer her.
"Why are you so concerned over Hina?"
"Mike told me to keep an eye out on her."
"Why?"
"Well Mike said taht since we came from the same Dimension, and both of us had mundane lives before all this, I could guide her or something."
"Do we need to get more pillows for the bed?"
"No! Not like that!" you tell her defiantly.
"Suuuuuuure..." she answers with a grin.

>>18237460
No we are classy, not some dumb frat boy trying to act big

>>18237460

>"Bitch, this conversation is give and take."

This is cracking me up.

You're the same guy who wrote the 'man candy' conversation, aren't you?

>>18237469
"Well, maybe."

rolled 47 = 47

>>18237469

>>18237469
Oh Erica, you are a delicious troll. I don't even like SW, and she's still my favorite harem member so far.

>>18237469

"Before anybody else comments on this whole thing, I feel the need to point out that at no point that I haven't actively sought out anybody. All of you came to me. Not that I'm complaining mind you."

>>18237502
We pretty actively went after the twins.

>>18237470

There's a reason why these conversations are non-canon jokes.

It's not supposed to be accurate to character or even make sense, just funny.

>>18237502
That's a blatant lie, and she knows it. We were soughting the hell out of the Softnesses, right in front of her even.

>>18237469
Well ok, maybe we will.
I thought I was a good enough pillow for you girls though

>>18237510
Yeah, it's just everyone else being pulled in by swag gravity.

>>18237469
Only if she comes to me and there are no veto votes from the preexisting members of the harem. I'm don't have any current plans to doggedly pursue anyone, but I won't stop women from seeking me out.

So yeah, there's something we'll have to talk about when all of us are together, until then Plane Boots.

>>18237502
"Well, aside from you. And Ursula a bit. But that's it."

"And I MAY be working on Keima. But that's it. I think?"

>>18237510

Erica started flirting with us first, and we chose to actively pursue the relationship afterwards.

She still came to us.

Ursula we met through her sister, and we tried to be nice to her. We, in character, did nothing to suggest we wanted into her pants. She also came to us.

Technically it's true. If we get them to come to us, we look like much less of a sleaze.

>>18237469
Now for the therapy conversation.

>>18237522
Well it wasn't so much pursuing her as pursuing the heavenly gates she held the key to.
And our brains melting anytime we got near her

>>18237538
I disagree with your assessment.

>>18237529

Keima's less of a romantic pursuit and more of a running gag. We aren't attracted to him as much as we find his discomfort at being attracted to us HILARIOUS.

>>18237538

That's an exellent point actually. We didn't TECHNICALLY try to get into anybodies pants.

We don't have too. We're just too damned handsome.

>>18237560
No, we want him. Specifically, we want him in-girl-form. But we'll take him as-is too. The fact that we find his discomfort hilarious is icing on the cake.

Ask Erica about how Hina got into bed with us.
WE MUST KNOW

>>18237522

Don't be absurd, that was nothing more than misinterpreted polite conversation.

And we will never change our story.

>>18237512
That one wasn't even that funny though

>>18237570
nonono

also she was probably asleep

>>18237568
icing on the deliciously confusing cake

>>18237560
Is it so wrong to try and get a little romance into Keima's life? Even, especially, if he's so damn awkward about it?

>>18237568

Personally I think it's definitely more trolling, but it's closer to 60/40 70/30 split.

>>18237573
Yes we were just being polite to their friends and were happy to find one who didn't want to dress us up as a girl

When we go time hopping we need to get one up on the gnomes still though

>>18237581
but how do we KNOW.
WE ALL WANT TO KNOW

ASK HER

>>18237575

Meh. I found it vaguely amusing, but the 'man-candy' one is still my personal favorite.

>WHAT IF you asked her about the whole Hina thing

"Speaking of the bed..." you continue.
"How the hell did she end up with us in it this morning?"
"SHE WAS?!"
'oh shit. oh shit. oh shit. I forgot she was still asleep when Hina got up. oh shit ohshitohshit.'

>>18237608
Man candy was awesome

>>18237602
>>18237624

WTG goofus

>>18237624
Yeah when I woke up this morning she was hanging off you.

Let's turn the tables a bit

>>18237624
Oh you.

>>18237624

I like what im reading.

Let go down this path.

>>18237655
How about no.

>>18237650
Oh god. Yessss.

>>18237665
>>18237650
As much as id want to I say no, we dont want to cause another problem.

>>18237650
Tease her about our swag rubbing off on her

Like it would cause any more problems than having her in our bed when we woke up would

After a few more minutes of waiting, Ursula finalyl finishes whatever she was doing.
"Okay kid," Rood tells you. "You're up."
"Break a leg!" Erica tells you with a shit eating grin as she pushes you towards her sister.

The twins help you with putting the striker units on, your skirt thankfully allowed to stay.
You insert Kraus into the control unit and wait for the go ahead from Ursula.

Erica is already in the air, waiting just in case you need some help.

"Okay. Please activate the magic engines." Ursula tells you.
You concentrate, and they start easily enough.

Rood is now working with some holograms in front of him and Ursula is holding a clipboard and Victor.

Rood looks at you across the holodisplays.
"Okay kid. FLY!"

>>18237703
Bounce them! Make up for our failure before

I can't fucking wait for us to get to therapy.

"So, what prompted you to come see me for help?"
"Been freaking out, lots of paranoia. it's like every time I have to choose between right and left...."
"Take your time."
"It's like... One guy can drive a car. He can drive a car with someone else in it. But then if the passenger freaks out and tries to take control of the wheel things start to go to hell."
"Mmmhmmm."
"Well every time I need to make the choice it's like a half a dozen people grab the wheel and try to steer it in different directions. And then one guy starts playing with the wipers and theres a couple guys in the back seat providing ridiculous commentary on whatever shenanigans I've bumbled into."
"Extreme indecisiveness can come from a strict upbringing. Tell me Hayate, do you feel your parents were too coddling and controlling? That they did too much to shelter you?"
"....."
"Hayate?"
"Coddled? Sheltered? Doc, let me tell you about my childhood."

>>18237703

Start simple, graceful.

Then fucking bounce them.

>>18237715
>Implying we didn't unanimously choose left every time

>>18237731
I'm sort of sad we missed the chocolate beholder

You are Katsura Hinagiku, a new trainee for the IDPKB
There's this weird guy in your class.
And he's in a weird complex relationship.

You ended up in a sleepover at his room last night.
The two girls dragged you into his bed sometime before dawn.
You didn't object too much.
He was very warm.

>>18237715

That whole post.

THAT WHOLE POST.

>>18237715
That poor shrink. That poor fucker.

>>18237753
Haha seduction
>>18237715
Marvelous.

>>18237715

>"Well every time I need to make the choice it's like a half a dozen people grab the wheel and try to steer it in different directions. And then one guy starts playing with the wipers and theres a couple guys in the back seat providing ridiculous commentary on whatever shenanigans I've bumbled into."

I don't think it's possible to sum up the quest meta any better.

You are Katsura Hinagiku, a new trainee for the IDPKB
There's this weird guy in your class.
And he's in a weird complex relationship.

You tried talking to him about it this morning.
You walked away unsatisfied.
Then you tried talking to one of his girlfriends.
Still you are unsatisfied.
You will have to keep watch on him, figure it all out.
Only then will you be satisfied.

>>18237793
Keima v2?

>>18237753
>twins already trying to pull random chicks into the harem
I didn't know it'd become self-sustaining so fast.
>>18237793
I get the feeling that I know exactly when she's going to be satisfied.

>>18237753

We need one of Keima's reaction to our breakdown.

Bonus points for 'why boner'.

>>18237806
The two girls were Nanoha and Sakura. They wanted to sleep with Hayate and took Hina with him. The twins were unaware of this.

>>18237787

>Seduction.

You are Perrinne Clostermann, a perfectly cute witch for the 501st.
And soon you will see him.

In your hands you hold the transfer papers.
Soon, a Bureau agent will pick you, and the other two, up.
You sip your tea and re-read the papers.
Soon, you will figure it all out.

>>18237806
She was sleeping on a futon with Nanoha and Sakura. THEY are the ones that pulled Hina into the bed.

Though I could probably see the twins doing it, too.

>>18237793

>>18237793
>>18237825

>>18237825
As much as I would like the softness to come along I think having Luchinni come in would be cool

>>18237825
Hayate feels a strange tingle on the back of his neck. It barely registers with him. It is a result of his magical abilities interacting with his instincts and desperately trying to make him aware of the fact that a hound has his scent.

>>18237825
Yesss.

That reminds me, I need to find an image, for new arrivals.

>>18237827

>futon

I've been meaning to ask about that. Where I'm from that a term for those fold-out couch beds. Does that term mean something else in different parts of the world? Because the context you guys have been using it in suggests otherwise.

>>18237862
No that is what it is. People sleep on them and junk sometimes.

>>18237862
In Japan it is a bit of a catch all term for a fold out bed iirc

>>18237862

I think the term's slightly more general than that, like it's a bed you can put away when not in use, like a couch-bed you're talking about or an inflatable mattress.

>>18237862
Subtract the wooden support structure, basically. Just the mattress part.

>>18237825
>other two
Must be Zucchini and... who was the other one we wanted to meet up with their counterpart here? Was it Shirley?

You are KATSURAGI KEIMA, the capturing god.
You were recruited by the Bureau for your tactical prowess.
You sit your room trying to get back into the dating game you've been playing.

He cried on your shoulder earlier.
His tears soaking your suit.
You couldn't do anything but give him an awkward hug and some words.
You wish you could have done more.
You are unsure why.

>>18237862
In japan it's just a mattress that you put out onto the floor and sleep on. No couch is involved.

>>18237886

Which one was the one we wanted to caffinate again?

>>18237903
Zucchini.

>>18237907
And Sakura. Though that frightens me.

>>18237891

>>18237891

Note to self, buy record player. Get Vinyl of Sinatra's hits.

Troll Keima.

NEXT TIME ON MSQ:
LIFT-OFF

New thread at 0600 4chan time.

>>18237915
And coffee.
I am not going to give up on that plan.
We may end up with loli shaped holes in walls, and we may end up with half the bureau obliterated... But I am still gonna try it

>>18237915

>>18237886
Oh wait, now I remember, we wanted Keima to meet Perrine.
But yeah, if Lucchini is coming over, Shirley will be with her.

So we will have to get more gifts for white day with the new additions

Perrinne could have fancy white chocolate eclairs

Zuchinni we would have to get chocolate chip pancakes

Softness if she comes along I am not quite sure what to get

>>18237981
>Perrine meets Keima
>Fumble rolls
>They fall for eachother

>>18237997
As long as they stil mutually want to be ours I see no problem

>>18237989

Cream puffs?

Soft, delicious, and filled with creamy white stuff we made ourselves?

>>18238006
Sounds good

>>18237989
She gets chocolate bikes.

>>18238005
>>18237997

That's probably going to be exactly how they get together.

"Let me guess, you want in Hayate's pants too?"
"W-what?"
"Don't worry about it, everyone else is too busy lusting after him to notice that you're star-struck."
"I... I don't know what to say to him. How could I even get his attention when he's surrounded by so many pretty girls?"
"Better odds than me, since we know he likes women."
"wat"

>>18238006

I actually only realized how dirty that sounded AFTER I hit send.

I hope is Sakabroto.
Or MEEYAFOOJEE.
But softness is pretty tempting.

>>18238040
Sakabroto would be cool, we still have the sake she gave us too.

MEEYAFOOJEE could be a good buddy for alchemy, we help her learn while we learn

Softness just leads to hilarious situations

Do we wan a nigh uncontrolable Sakura clone running around hopped-up on caffeine?

>>18238066
No we want two of them.

Might even be another epic derailing

>>18238055
>Softness just leads to motorboating.
Fixed. There is nothing in this world Hayate wants to do more than stick his face between those heavenly chestpillows and rapidly shake his head. I don't blame him much.

What happened to talks of a Swag palace?
How do we pull it off?
Shirou can help. He has a fucking castle in his room.

>>18238081
Nah he derped into Wonka's factory.

Basically it is on hold until we can a afford it and b get someone to do it properly

>>18238081

>Shirou
>Swag

Fuck no.

After this we're going to see the doctor, then we're going to use a head-start to go look for Hina.

>>18238081
I think we need another violin incident, so that we have a chance to bring it up with Mike. That's probably the best way to make it happen.

>>18238073
"Hey girls." you tell the two tykes as you whip up some extremely string espressos "mind tasting these for me? It's a new blend"
"Sure!"
"Okay!"

That event was the first incident of unassisted inter-dimensional transport ever recorded.
Trainees, Kinomoto, and Lucchinni are still no where to be found in all sectors the Bureau patrols.

-----------------------------------------------
Meanwhile.
"This is recovery ship Litany of Punishment approachi-"
*CLANG*
"What the fu-"
*CLANG*
"-ck was that?"

>>18238107
But we couldn't live with our self if we LOST them.

>>18238092
we can check in town for prices.
"Gullivers' Real Estate"

maybe we can cut a deal on a villa once owned by a loli vampire.

>>18238107
That would be brilliant.
And utterly heart breaking for the loss

>>18238101
why actively look for her?
Mike just wanted us to keep an eye on her. not STALK her.

She'll come to us eventually.
Most likely in the most inopportune time

>>18238107
Loli shaped holes in everything

>>18238073
>Sakura and Lucchini learned TIME STOP
It'll be like that Futurama episode where Fry goes so fast that time is basically stopped from his POV.

>>18238103

Ask if Kraus recorded the one session that literally floored the entire dorms.

Then we just sort of discreetly send copies to everyone.

Just a disc with the song arrives in the Director's office one day.

She listens to it.

She cries, and feels compelled to find out who could make her feel so strongly.

>>18238129
Because we are worried and Mike asked us to help her settle in.

And because we sort of owe it to her after having her crush on us while cross dressing

>>18238149
Don't spread it out. That is irresponsible use of weapons grade grief. We just have to carefully get it to Director Yuki.

>>18238160
We don't know that though.
All we're gonna get is,
"WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME?!"
*SMACK*

>>18238170

"Because Mike asked me to make sure you were settling in ok."

Ignore the slap. make sure she's alright.

Then walk away, saying something about us being sure to keep our distance if we make her that uncomfortable.