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STRIKE WITCHES: THAT IS NOT MY COW planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)20:18 No.18232723

You're a P-61 pilot of the 501st Joint Wing and you're in a barn near a Martian invasion fleet disembarking from a flying ore freighter with a horse-riding Witch and an evil hissing robo-cow.

Oh, and now you hear bagpipes.

"I did not sign up for this shit," you state bluntly.

"We need to get out of here!' Trude informs you urgently. "Fast!"

"I don't think we'll all fit on that," you say, eying the Arabian. A desert horse it is, small and fast, but not really made for transporting several people.

"I think I can handle that," Sean tells you.

"No," you reply, instantly sensing his solution. "No, you cannot handle THAT," you finish, pointing at the 'cow.'

Then an alien mortar round lands near enough to send shrapnel into the far wall of the barn.

About thirty seconds later, Trude goes galloping out the front door of the barn with Chris riding behind her, and you, Sean and Ian astride the demon-cow. Hissing triumphantly, the cow belts after the horse at an insane clip, moving with a fluid, very un-cow like grace.

"WHERE'D YOU GET THE HORSE?" you call after Trude.

"WHERE'D YOU GET THE HISSING SATAN-COW?" she asks you.

"Touche," you grumble.

Trude gallops out of the little barnyard, turning onto a little dirt lane, and promptly jumps her Arabian right over the hedge bordering the road a moment before a rocket whistles right down the lane. Sean reigns in the demon-cow and you stick your head up enough to see a Martian walker-tank squatting on the small country road, its mortar-cannon nosing around for a target.

>Looks like a job for:
>AIR SUPPORT
>TRUDE-HULK
>HOME GUARD REPRESENT

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)20:18 No.18232727 >I AM SO FUCKING LATE >I AM SO SORRY >life is hard today

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/06/12(Tue)20:18 No.18232728 first post

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:19 No.18232729 HE LIVES!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:19 No.18232730 >>18232723 cough cough join irc

>>	LEoor 03/06/12(Tue)20:19 No.18232731 HUGS FOR PLANEFAG HE LIVES

>>	alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/06/12(Tue)20:19 No.18232732 FUCKIN PLANEFAAAAAG

>>	Colonel Guardspam !ZtIxy9nLcA 03/06/12(Tue)20:19 No.18232733 huzzah

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:19 No.18232735 >>18232723 >TRUDE HULK ALSO OKAERI PUREINFAGGU

>>	Writefag 03/06/12(Tue)20:19 No.18232736 GOGGLES ON, CHOCKS AWAY. LAST ONE TO POST IS A HOMO, HURRAY!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:19 No.18232737 >>18232727 ya people were having meltdowns

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/06/12(Tue)20:19 No.18232738 AIR SUPPORT!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:19 No.18232740 >HOME GUARD REPRESENT GET SOME YOU BITCHASS ALIUMS

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)20:19 No.18232741 >>18232727 Its cool, we're just glad to get started. Jack Churchill! WE NEED HIS BAGPIPES!

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)20:20 No.18232742 File: 1331083201.jpg-(32 KB, 360x507, trolled softly.jpg) >>18232728 AH! HAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:20 No.18232746 File: 1331083218.jpg-(30 KB, 640x480, futurama-seymour.jpg) >>18232727

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:20 No.18232747 >got my smoothie >got my blanket >SWQ time TRUDE HULK awwwww yeah

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:20 No.18232749 HOME GUARD! Give em hell Churchill.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:20 No.18232753 >Riding the demon bovine You have absolved yourself of your tardiness, my child.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:20 No.18232755 Fuck yes. I have read for five days in a row waiting for this single moment. You magnificient bastard. What took you so long? >HOME-GUARD REPRESENT We need some motherfucking covering fire in here.

>>	sage 03/06/12(Tue)20:21 No.18232757 File: 1331083262.png-(448 KB, 1920x1075, atypicaldayofSWQ3.png) the greatest time of the day has finally (finally!) arrived. [x]home guard rep-rah-zent.

>>	Will 03/06/12(Tue)20:21 No.18232759 >HOME GUARD HO! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AKP7I0Ul18

>>	alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/06/12(Tue)20:21 No.18232760 >>18232723 Home guard represent. The common folk shall march at our side!

>>	Writefag 03/06/12(Tue)20:21 No.18232762 Also... >>18232723 Air support. All day erryday.

>>	LEoor 03/06/12(Tue)20:21 No.18232763 You should have been on the IRC the tears would have powered you for centuries planefag.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:21 No.18232764 >>18232723 >Looks like a job for: Anyone but us. Time to gee tee ef oh.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:21 No.18232765 >HOME GUARD REPRESENT

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:21 No.18232769 File: 1331083301.jpg-(87 KB, 500x415, 1330854193758.jpg) We still don't know the origins of demon cow.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:21 No.18232772 >>18232723 >TRUDE-HULK She's dual wielding MG-42s.

>>	Starshadow 03/06/12(Tue)20:21 No.18232773 >Riding the demon cow YESSSSS, you DID see that suggestion :D

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:21 No.18232774 File: 1331083318.jpg-(354 KB, 500x800, they're here to save the natio(...).jpg) >>18232723 HOME GUARD REPRESENT

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:22 No.18232776 >HOME GUARD REPRESENT Can't let the sparkles have all the fun!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:22 No.18232777 >>18232723 Looks like a job for AIR SUPPORT!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:22 No.18232780 >'OOOOMME GUUUUUAAARD! Unless we can fly a devil cow, in which case, >HAHA AIR SUPPORT MOTHERFUCKER! MILK CANNONS FIRE!

>>	Colonel Guardspam !ZtIxy9nLcA 03/06/12(Tue)20:22 No.18232781 home guard while trolling sean

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:22 No.18232782 >>18232769 It's from your nightmares.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:22 No.18232783 >Suddenly Paratroopers

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:23 No.18232792 Homeguard! >>18232757 >mfw I'm one of those guys looking up planes in their little books. >mfw I have no face.

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/06/12(Tue)20:23 No.18232794 File: 1331083395.jpg-(30 KB, 500x707, 1328665526788.jpg) >>18232742 you fast posting sob, we have been waiting also trudehulk or homeguard

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)20:23 No.18232795 >>18232757 there is literally no part of that image that doesn't make me fall off my chair with laughter >that idol oh my god

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:23 No.18232800

As promised, OST guy here with the other two playlists.
Action: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL53BD7A7059FA284B
Relaxing and/or trolling around: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLC902C88EDC4516F0
Foreboding/shit got real: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLE740CEF6C65C7DF3
And for when we eventually have our award ceremony (we will live to see it, right planefag?): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KegTVzpFMdw

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:24 No.18232804 >>18232757 >My other ride is a widow It shouldn't be funny but it is just so fucking funny.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:24 No.18232806 Home Guard representin' and killin aliums.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:24 No.18232807 File: 1331083460.jpg-(409 KB, 1200x712, 1235446079735.jpg) >>18232747 >smoothie Oh speaking of which I totally TOLD you guys. TOLD. YOU. I finally get back with my smoothie and the thread's up. It's like I'm psychic.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:25 No.18232818 >>18232757 >Me in comic This feels weird.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)20:25 No.18232819 >>18232804 And that friends, is why we should shag Minna. We can troll her forever after that with this!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:25 No.18232820 >>18232757 That is the most beautiful thing.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:26 No.18232833 File: 1331083592.jpg-(31 KB, 500x328, 3fa12b5b-s.jpg) Pike armed Home Guard to the rescue!

>>	Colonel Guardspam !ZtIxy9nLcA 03/06/12(Tue)20:26 No.18232834 praise be planefag faith in planefag trust in planefag >nycredrt chap yes captcha it is incredible

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:26 No.18232835 File: 1331083607.jpg-(166 KB, 800x1024, 1330047884447.jpg) >mfw playing Battlefield 1943 while following SWQ. WHERE MAH SHERMANS AT?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:26 No.18232837 >>18232819 Yeah cracking jokes about her dead boyfriend is a great idea! !

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:27 No.18232838 File: 1331083642.jpg-(171 KB, 1440x810, 1316260693491.jpg) >mfw it's 2:30 AM and SWQ finally shows up Totally worth it.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:27 No.18232839 >>18232833 wait.....wat

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:28 No.18232848 >>18232723 [x] HUDE TRULK

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:28 No.18232849 >>18232835 Nowhere, because now that everyone's on the same side we're mass-producing Panthers.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:28 No.18232850 >>18232837 It's like the old "shag Trude from behind, then whisper 'Chris, you're so hot' and see how long you can hold on" trick.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/06/12(Tue)20:28 No.18232855 >14! I'm sure we could have found a way to get more...

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:28 No.18232856 >>18232849 were a year off bro

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/06/12(Tue)20:29 No.18232859 >>18232855 We did, but they were modular mounts that weren't available to us.

>>	Starshadow 03/06/12(Tue)20:29 No.18232861 File: 1331083749.jpg-(150 KB, 500x333, 1291526551402.jpg) >>18232757 >My other ride is a widow >mfw

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:29 No.18232862 File: 1331083761.jpg-(11 KB, 271x186, queen.jpg) Home guard

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/06/12(Tue)20:29 No.18232863 File: 1331083766.jpg-(187 KB, 800x1200, 1329350814504.jpg) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms831CTa2wo Daily dose

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:29 No.18232864 >>18232839 Guns were for people actually in combat. Some home guard units ended up with four guys sharing an old Webley and a muzzleloader.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:29 No.18232865 File: 1331083772.jpg-(24 KB, 393x296, 1312958980656.jpg) >>18232838 >2:30 AM Someone else who shares my pain!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:29 No.18232866 >>18232837 >>18232850 We must do both. Possibly doing the same to Shirley, too.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)20:29 No.18232867 File: 1331083788.jpg-(62 KB, 680x466, dealwithit.jpg) >>18232837 At some point she'll have to get over it. The trolling potential is my main draw to this idea. I admit it's dickish, but the MC doesn't give a fuck.

>>	Colonel Guardspam !ZtIxy9nLcA 03/06/12(Tue)20:29 No.18232868 >>18232849 yesss my favorite tank mixed with american mass production isnt the tiger around by 42?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:30 No.18232874 File: 1331083821.jpg-(35 KB, 720x480, Kurt.jpg) >>18232757 >My other ride is a widow

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:30 No.18232877 >>18232856 '43, buddy. First Panthers were coming on-line this year IOTL.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:30 No.18232880 >>18232866 ...no way we're telling shirley "Chuck, you're so hot". Not even for trolling purposes.

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/06/12(Tue)20:31 No.18232881 >>18232868 Ja mien furher, panther was in 43

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:31 No.18232883 >>18232866 MC: "Oh Chuck!" Shirley: "What?"

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:31 No.18232885 >>18232880 >>18232883 And then we were laughed forever out of the 501st.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:32 No.18232887 >>18232723 >HOME GUARD REPRESENT Where did Chuck go? He can still help us out from the sky right?

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)20:33 No.18232894
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"Whelp," you say to Sean, "there's a Martian walker-tank down there."

Martian tanks, like everything else they make, are a mixed bag. They come in a few types, but the "walkers" are the most common; with three stumpy legs on a side that move with surprising speed, they're low-slung little bastards with all sorts of arms and weapon apertures about them.

Martians know about guns - they employ machine guns of their own, though they prefer minirockets, situation depending - but they've never been seen fielding a heavy cannon. Instead they've an odd mid-point; a heavy mortar-like weapon that flings a heavy shaped-charge projectile in a fairly flat arc. Or, if the mood takes them, they can fling other things.

Very, very nasty fucking things.

"Well, demon-cow? Can you handle a fucking Martian tank? Are you HARD enough?"

The cow gives a slithery little hiss and dips its shoulders.

"I think the evil hissing cow just called you a wise-ass," you inform Sean. "Now THAT is a new low."

"Fuck you," Sean says cordially, and all three of you peek over the hedge at the prowling tank. It's advancing down the lane slowly, sniffing for defenders.

It finds them.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:33 No.18232895 also....did we tell command about the radar and its effect on the rocket bombs?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:33 No.18232897 >>18232867 Nah bro, that's some shit. Even by our standards.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:33 No.18232898 >>18232880 We troll Shirley by making her think her motorcycle is cheating on her. With the Widow.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:33 No.18232904 >>18232894 OH BOY HERE WE GO

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:34 No.18232909 >>18232895 We JUST bailed out of the Fitzgerald. Strangely enough, we haven't found the time to compose a proper report.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/06/12(Tue)20:34 No.18232910 File: 1331084057.jpg-(707 KB, 1105x1600, and then they all were raped.jpg) The most exciting time of the day as finally come

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:34 No.18232914 >>18232885 I want us to do this so that if I meet Chuck Yeager one day I can tell him about it. "So your website screamed out my name while porking my imaginary sister?"

αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/06/12(Tue)20:34 No.18232915

>>18232859
Or, we could of had a partially modified G variant, which still had all the nose guns but no radar.
Bonus points for having a mashup of the DB-7A variant, for 12 nose mounted 0.303 guns and the P70-B1 for the 4 in the bomb bay.
That gives us 16 without the need for gun pods.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:35 No.18232919 >>18232894 ALL ABOARD THE RAPE TRAIN!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:35 No.18232920 Good job guys, now it eats the Home Guard. GET AIR SUPPORT

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:35 No.18232922 >>18232894 STRIDER!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:35 No.18232924 File: 1331084115.jpg-(121 KB, 800x882, Sherman Mech.jpg) >>18232894 >Walker tanks If only...

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:35 No.18232927 >>18232898 We must rig up the bike so that it can be found in compromising positions with the Widow. Glorious.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:35 No.18232933 Also, guys, we have to get Satan Cow recognized as the official 501st emblem/mascot. Because broom pentagram is nice and all, but come on. SATAN COW.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:35 No.18232934 >>18232898 >Draw Shirleys motorcycle on the widow

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)20:36 No.18232937 >>18232897 Fine, fine. Still say we should at least keep it in mind.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:36 No.18232940 File: 1331084185.jpg-(819 KB, 1600x1304, 132111741562.jpg) >>18232910 >this doujin

>>	Starshadow 03/06/12(Tue)20:36 No.18232943 File: 1331084194.jpg-(35 KB, 338x450, 1329360395705.jpg) Also guys. I just figured out SWQ forever. When you give no fucks, life is a china shop. MC is a pretty cool guy, he kills aliums and doesn't afraid of any Ming.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:36 No.18232945 >>18232894 Oh fuck. Who it is now?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:36 No.18232947 >>18232934 Other way around, broseph.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:36 No.18232948 >>18232920 Home Guard augmented by German Wehrmacht and French Foreign Legion refugees, maybe. Now that would be interesting. It'd be like Waterloo, except the French are on our side and Napoleon's a tentacley alien.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/06/12(Tue)20:38 No.18232961 File: 1331084291.png-(409 KB, 1039x429, boobs.png) >>18232940 literally the best

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:38 No.18232965 >>18232937 It's a worse idea than leaving the watch around everywhere. It is literally the worst idea I have heard in this Quest. No, we will not keep it in mind.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)20:39 No.18232971 >>18232934 Personally, I'd go with a flaming skull with a cigar and aviator glasses. Below are the words "You're all small time!"

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:39 No.18232973 >>18232933 I though NOPE martian was our new mascot.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:39 No.18232979 >>18232915 >16 I think that is enough guns. Possibly.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:40 No.18232982 >>18232971 It's too obvious.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)20:40 No.18232983
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>>18232894

The walker stumps its way out of the hedges to a more open area with a hillock on one side and the gate to a pasture on the other. Apparently feeling safer in the open ground, it enters that queer little gallop you've seen on the briefing films, turret swinging around to-

An explosion rips out of the hillock, a blast of motion, dirt and dust spewing over the road-

KUH-WHAM!

The blast of fifty gallons of explosives-ignited-fuel hits you like a wet pillow, even a hundred yards down the road. The sky turns orange, and the Martian is enveloped in an instant inferno of flaming death. Smoke and fire roars into the sky.

"Der fuq," Ian marvels.

"AY! HOW YA LIKE THAT, YA TOSSERS? YA BLACK-HEARTED DEVILS!" Somebody with a rough, aged accent and a wheezing afternote is raging from behind the hedges on the other side of the road. "PUT THAT IN 'YER PIPE AN' SMOKE IT!"

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)20:40 No.18232987 >>18232965 FIne. Admit it's a funny joke and I'll drop it.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:40 No.18232991 >>18232973 Maybe as a pet. But Satan Cow disses Sean and doesn't afraid of anything. What else do we need?

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/06/12(Tue)20:40 No.18232992 >>18232983 HOMEGUARD! HAVE AT THEM! SHOW THOSE ALIUMS WHOSE BOSS

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:41 No.18232993 File: 1331084471.jpg-(9 KB, 210x214, 1327911210206.jpg) >>18232983 YES! YESSSSS!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:41 No.18232994 File: 1331084471.jpg-(349 KB, 808x808, 575475f1d9fdb1513a8ff1c94f15e5(...).jpg) >>18232961 But so many others are untranslated. ;_;

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:41 No.18232995 >>18232983 THE CAVALRY IS HERE!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:41 No.18232997 >>18232983 YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:41 No.18232999 >>18232973 I think the poor sod NOPE'd himself halfway back to Mars by now.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:41 No.18233007 >>18232983 >flame fougasse I love you so.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)20:42 No.18233008 >>18232982 And that's why it works. Plus, it fits us to a "T".

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:42 No.18233013 >>18232987 Yeah, it was pretty damn funny. I could imagine MC thinking that, but even he'd know to keep his mouth shut.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:42 No.18233017 >>18232965 Nah, we should try it. If we do with the shrieking harpy, I mean.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:43 No.18233021 >>18232975 The state of enough DAKKA can in fact be reached. Little known fact.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:43 No.18233022 >>18233017 We are not doing Zucchini. What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>	Colonel Guardspam !ZtIxy9nLcA 03/06/12(Tue)20:44 No.18233027 >>18233021 the more you know

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:44 No.18233028 >>18232961 Link plox

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:44 No.18233030 AT 'EM LADS! THEY DON'T LIKE IT UP 'EM THEY DON'T!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:44 No.18233035 >>18233021 This has yet to be proven

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/06/12(Tue)20:44 No.18233036 File: 1331084691.png-(267 KB, 381x709, trude.png) this is trude

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)20:44 No.18233037 >>18233021 BLASPHEMY!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:45 No.18233043 >>18232961 link?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:45 No.18233050 >>18233036 >That face Oh look at the time

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:45 No.18233051 File: 1331084750.jpg-(149 KB, 803x411, jesuschristhowhorrifying.jpg) >>18233036 No, these are Trude.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:46 No.18233054 File: 1331084769.jpg-(489 KB, 832x1100, 1330528925618.jpg) >>18233036 Note to self, DO NOT LEAVE TRUDE ALONE WITH YOSHIKA.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:46 No.18233055 File: 1331084783.jpg-(12 KB, 200x290, 1329029794382.jpg) >>18232867 >get over her dead boyfriend Riiiight.

>>	Colonel Guardspam !ZtIxy9nLcA 03/06/12(Tue)20:46 No.18233058 >>18233036 wrong on so many levels yet it feels so right

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:48 No.18233069 File: 1331084894.jpg-(38 KB, 600x460, 1327648149075.jpg) >>18233036 >>18233036 Quit it, I want to follow SWQ, not fap.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:48 No.18233072 >>18233035 >>18233037 Search your hearts, you know it to be true!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:48 No.18233074 File: 1331084935.jpg-(58 KB, 400x400, noting creepy here.jpg) >>18233054 Come on, what could go wrong?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:51 No.18233089 File: 1331085066.jpg-(246 KB, 1280x1440, That's a good girl. Says Erica.jpg) >>18233036 >yfw Chris and Yoshika are actually traps

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:51 No.18233096 File: 1331085110.jpg-(1.4 MB, 1800x2300, 1329701319981.jpg) >>18233074 This

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:52 No.18233101 >>18232868 '43, and it's not actually that good. Now Tiger IIs could be nice, when built with superior American resources and procedures, but the best possible thing would be for the development of the Centurion to be accelerated.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)20:52 No.18233103
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>>18232983

Smoke and flame obscuring the road, Sean gets while the going is good, urging the cow into the road. Encountering the hedge, it snorts and clears it with an impressively athletic leap, whinnying a little as it goes over.

"Ah, the lass' 'as more style," the voice says after a moment. You behold a stout-looking man of sixty years or better, iron-grey hair over a sun-weathered face. "Borrowed Wuther's hoss from down the street, she did." He nods at the Arabian Trude and her sister are riding. "Fine thing, t'save an animal from the flaming ruins of everything that crotchety old bastard own'd."

"It wasn't flaming," Trude says. "It was perfectly in-"

"Ah, let an old man have his dreams, will ye?" He taps a small wooden plank with a battery wrapped to it with wire. Wires lead away from it to and into the hedge. "I've got a few more 'o these to set off. Y'all coming or going?"

The thunder of engines tears by overhead, and you see a Spitfire, a Warhawk and a Mustang flying in a loose vic tear over your heads, their guns chattering. Another piece of metal hits your head, and you wince as the .50 caliber brass casing rolls into the grass.

"NADFUK AH AH FUCK SHIT OUCH FUCK FUCK ARGHASNR," Ian says, falling sideways off the cow as he does a twisty little war-dance.

"Shit!" Sean says, sliding off the cow. "Where are you hit?"

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:52 No.18233106 >>18233069 who says you cant do both

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/06/12(Tue)20:54 No.18233119 >>18233103 >Ian's hit D:

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:54 No.18233124 >>18233103 >he got a hot casing down his shirt Hahahaha Ian.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/06/12(Tue)20:54 No.18233126 File: 1331085271.jpg-(58 KB, 720x821, zetaviolate.jpg) >>18233103 HOT BRASS DOWN HIS NECK HUEHUEHUHEUHEU >>18233050 GOOD HEAVENS

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:54 No.18233127 >>18233103 IN THE ASS IN THE ASS IN THE ASS

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:54 No.18233128 >>18233103 >Ian hit in the balls by brass Dang. Anyway, let's go with the old guy.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:54 No.18233129 >>18233103 MEDIC!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:54 No.18233130 >>18233103 >Hot brass dance One of my favorite things to watch. Second only to the funky volts dance.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:54 No.18233131 >>18233119 Nah, a case probably just went down the back of his shirt.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:55 No.18233132 rolled 62 = 62 >>18233103 Hot brass casing down the back of his shit, fun.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:55 No.18233134 >>18233103 He's got brass in his pants

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:55 No.18233135 >>18233103 >inb4 somehow he got a brass casing down his pants

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)20:55 No.18233136 >>18233103 If he has energy to move and swear, its probably not fatal. Still, should ask where he's hit.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:56 No.18233145 File: 1331085375.jpg-(185 KB, 500x376, 1328153905924.jpg) Enrough tomfoolery, here's Sean on a horse.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:56 No.18233147 >>18233103 >"Shit!" Sean says, sliding off the cow. "Where are you hit?" SEAN, YOU FAGGOT. YOU DO NOT LEAVE A HELL COW UNMANNED.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:56 No.18233150 >>18233096 Fookin Terrada...

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:57 No.18233156 File: 1331085443.png-(74 KB, 210x240, mgpelisib11.png) >>18233089

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:58 No.18233164 File: 1331085488.jpg-(28 KB, 704x396, 1320712260521.jpg) >>18233028 http://www.hentai.ms/manga/Strike-Witches_Doujins_PF-ST-%28English%29 It's not like I wanted to give you a link or anything! I just wanted Crix to stop posting it here...

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)20:58 No.18233165 File: 1331085494.jpg-(51 KB, 720x540, 1323300839568.jpg) >>18233147 This can't possibly go wrong...

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:58 No.18233170 Will ya look at that >>>/a/62421283 Shitposts incoming

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:59 No.18233178 File: 1331085588.jpg-(18 KB, 184x172, 1271576026079.jpg) >>18233170 It begins

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:59 No.18233179 >>18233170 Yeah the thread sure did seem to be going pretty well. I was wondering what was up.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:00 No.18233180 >>18233170 I'd take offence to that if it wasn't true.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:00 No.18233184 >>18233170 goddammit. Well maybe they will behave themselves this time...

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:01 No.18233189
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>>18232723

Seriously what the gob-knobling krog is going on up here. We were floating smooth and the next thing I know the whole transport starts rolling like a snu-snu in heat. And of course they send me out to see what is going on...

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:01 No.18233191 >>18233184 >behaving >arguing over Trude and Minna so much that it chokes out the thread pick one, and only one.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)21:01 No.18233193 File: 1331085710.jpg-(4 KB, 126x105, Went full Retard.jpg) >>18233184

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:01 No.18233194 >>18233189 YOU GLORIOUS SON OF A BITCH

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/06/12(Tue)21:02 No.18233195 >>18233189 Oh...oh god yes.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:02 No.18233198 >>18233170 >posted 40 minutes ago Guess what?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:02 No.18233200 >>18233189 I like where this is going.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:02 No.18233201 >>18233189 10/10

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:02 No.18233203 >>18233189 >Frame 1 All of my YES

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/06/12(Tue)21:02 No.18233205 >>18233170 Oh for fucks sake.... And it was going so well

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:02 No.18233206 File: 1331085766.jpg-(50 KB, 596x351, Mio fuck yeah.jpg) >>18233189 >Frame 1 THERE'S MORE?

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/06/12(Tue)21:02 No.18233208 >>18233164 http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?b8nbjrbm7d8zr8u you just got one upped

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:03 No.18233213 >>18233191 >>18233193 You guys and yer negative waves...

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:03 No.18233215 >>18233184 It's /a/. Of course not. Anyway, what IS the cow we're riding on? Probably not a Martian. Some kind of robot that's bonded itself to Chris? Why hasn't the Martian control transmissions overriden its onboard programming?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:03 No.18233219 >>18233198 WE TRACED THE SHITPOSTS THEY ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE THREAD

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)21:03 No.18233222
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>>18233103

"BRASS!" Ian swears. A spent brass casing tumbles from the bottom of his shirt. "Fucking- fucking -"

"Three-oh-three," Sean comments, picking it up.

Ian snatches it out of his hand. "I'm going to need that," he says dangerously.

"Well, guess you lot can get going, then," the farmer says. "Don't suppose I'll have problems with infantry in the bush, with yer friends giving them what-for."

"And if you do?" Trude asks.

The man pulls up his shirt, revealing an old Colt revolver tucked into his trousers. "I'll give 'em some medicne, that's what. Courtesy of the Yanks." He squints at you curiously. "I'd say it's a funny sight seeing a Yank riding my cow, but after that hella big ship flying over just now, I 'unno."

The cow lowers its head, its brown, bovine eyes swiveling forward to lock on the old farmer. With stealthy malice, it hisses, long and quietly.

"... that is not my cow," the farmer stutters.

Thinking quickly, you distract the man with questions as to the quickest way out of the area. He gives you a rough idea of the roads around the place, and the surrounding countryside.

"Head on South, the farm country stops 'n your up to 'yer ass in beatnik crybitches 'afore ya know it," he scowls. "North, country gets more rugged 'n ya get real farmers, not babysitter's fah rich men's hosses."

>North or South?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:04 No.18233230 >>18233222 OOP NORTH GRIM NORTH

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)21:04 No.18233232 >>18233222 North. More Scotsmen are needed.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:04 No.18233233 North! Where the real men are!

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/06/12(Tue)21:05 No.18233236 Head towards the airbase, whichever direction that is.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)21:05 No.18233238 >>18233213 THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:05 No.18233241 >>18233222 South. We can call for extract there.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:05 No.18233242 >>18233222 Bader is gonna get a boot up his ass.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:05 No.18233243 >>18233222 South. More likely to have working telephones, and cars, which we can use to get to an airbase so we can get back into the air.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:05 No.18233245 >>18233222 Going south would get us back to "civilization" faster. But in the middle of a martian invasion, we may want as little civilization in our companions as possible. My vote is north.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:05 No.18233247 North!

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:05 No.18233248
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>>18233189

OH GOB. WHY IS EVERYTHING BURNING? ARE THOSE OUR DROPODS RUNNING INTO THE SIDE OF OUR SHIP? YES THEY ARE.

...

WHY ARE THERE 3 VERY ANGRY ALIENS STARING AT ME? WHY IS THE ONE IN FRONT HOLDING A GIANT PIECE OF SHARPENED METAL? OH GOB, I HOPE THAT IT ISN'T MATING SEASON HERE. THERE IS NO WAY MY MEAT SAC CAN TAKE THAT.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:05 No.18233251 File: 1331085955.jpg-(82 KB, 568x824, negativewaves[1].jpg) >>18233213 ?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:05 No.18233252 >>18233222 Whichever way gets us back to base. We need to regroup.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:06 No.18233253 >>18233238 ODDBALL INCOMING THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:06 No.18233255 >>18233222 South. Head towards London. The sooner we get back to civilization the sooner we can regroup and get back in the air. And we can hand over the hell cow to Intelligence while we're there.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:06 No.18233256 >>18233238 I FUCKING KNEW IT! I JUST KNEW HE WAS COMING!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:06 No.18233264 >>18233222 norf

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:06 No.18233265 >>18233222 North first, we must get Chris some rest and help the farmers

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:06 No.18233268 File: 1331085995.jpg-(420 KB, 960x1019, Nope Martian Frame 3.jpg) >>18233248 ....

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:06 No.18233269 But if we go South, we can see beatnik crybitches, and mock them and make fun of these kids from Liverpool, and what not.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:06 No.18233271 >>18233222 >North is farmers >REAL farmers >crop dusters

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:06 No.18233275 >>18233222 South. We are Pilot, not filthy infantry. Even if we DO do a better job then them most days.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:06 No.18233276 >>18233222 South

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:07 No.18233277 >>18233238 PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:07 No.18233278 >>18232910 What doujin is this?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:07 No.18233279 >>18233248 >That face >That door Oh man you are the greatest.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:07 No.18233280 >>18233248 YES

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:07 No.18233287 >>18233222 South. And stop saying hella.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:07 No.18233288 South will obviously get us back in a plane faster. So, let's go NORTH!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:07 No.18233289 >>18233245 we're on the british isle. theres no civilization here.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:07 No.18233292 File: 1331086062.jpg-(411 KB, 960x1019, Nope Martian Frame 4.jpg) >>18233268 They don't pay me enough to deal with this. I quit.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)21:08 No.18233296 File: 1331086085.jpg-(69 KB, 800x533, 128384766771.jpg) >>18233248 >that face >THERE IS NO WAY MY MEAT SAC CAN TAKE THAT AAHAHAHAHAA OH SWEET JESUS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:08 No.18233298 >>18233292 GLORIOUS.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)21:08 No.18233301 File: 1331086130.jpg-(55 KB, 725x291, 1306683687169.jpg) >>18233189 >>18233248 >>18233268 >>18233292 BRAVO!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:09 No.18233302 >>18233222 South. We can play army later.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:09 No.18233305 Oh yeah question for Planefag. Where's Sanya in all of this? Still locked up?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:09 No.18233310 File: 1331086183.gif-(676 KB, 800x800, 1301703511003.gif) >>18233292 >mfw HAHA!

>>	Starshadow 03/06/12(Tue)21:09 No.18233312 File: 1331086190.jpg-(92 KB, 640x480, 1331016494147.jpg) >"Three-oh-three," Sean comments, picking it up. >Ian snatches it out of his hand. "I'm going to need that," he says dangerously. DOHOHO I smell .303 soap bullet.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:09 No.18233313 >>18233292 AHAHAHA! FUCKING WIN.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:10 No.18233315 File: 1331086203.jpg-(113 KB, 471x490, 1327253912126.jpg) >>18233189 >>18233248 >>18233268 >>18233292

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:10 No.18233317 >>18233248 What's going on in this thread? >>18233268 Oh Lord. >>18233292 Fuck this, I'm out.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:10 No.18233320 Hey drawfag. You should do MC and company meeting ODDBAll

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:10 No.18233322 File: 1331086220.jpg-(64 KB, 500x500, 135134125124.jpg) >>18233305 Some think she's in a cellar in Sutton farm all pic related

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:11 No.18233332 So, PF, do the comm buttons only work if the witch is wearing her strikers? Or, did Trude otherwise lose hers? Because calling for an evac would be really nice about now.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:12 No.18233344 south

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)21:12 No.18233348 File: 1331086379.jpg-(58 KB, 571x570, fine tale matey.jpg) >>18233332 Yeah, they'll send in the chopper's for ya.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:13 No.18233352 NOOOOOORTH.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:13 No.18233353 >>18233332 We don't exactly have CSAR Spetsnaz teams flying around in Hinds in '43. We're going to need to RTB under our own horsepower.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:13 No.18233356 >>18233222 EAST

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:14 No.18233366 rolled 18 = 18 Find a root cellar somewhere, hole up in it and take a goddamn nap.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:14 No.18233373 >>18233348 >>18233353 Helicoptermind

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:14 No.18233378 >>18233348 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sikorsky_R-4

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:14 No.18233381 >>18233353 Cowpower. Trude has the horse.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:15 No.18233383 >>18233370 Well Trude has a horse.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:16 No.18233392 >>18233378 >single passenger capacity No thank you.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)21:16 No.18233394 >>18233378 GET TO THE SOMEWHAT UGLY CHOPPA!

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:16 No.18233398

>>18233348
Great! Then we can get to them.

Alternatively, given that there probably aren't any helicopters in England in 1943, we could get a truck. And some air cover. And maybe have Yoshika or somebody run back to Barin and grab Trude a spare pair of strikers.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:17 No.18233404 >>18233378 ...Okay, now I want to see Fallschirmjager CSAR teams running around in those extracting downed witches behind martian lines.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:17 No.18233409 North >>18233292 >>18233268 >>18233248 >>18233189 This is good and you should feel good.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:17 No.18233414 File: 1331086674.jpg-(19 KB, 238x233, 1326774049994.jpg) >>18233392 >rescued a downed liaison aircraft pilot and his three British soldier passengers; two at a time. How many of us are there? Oh right, 4. Plus Chris who can just sit on Trude's lap

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:18 No.18233416 >>18233378 yes 131 made from 1942 to 1944 and enough to carry all of us are just gonna show up brilliant you win a cookie

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:18 No.18233420 >>18233414 AND WHAT ABOUT THE HELL COW?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:19 No.18233426 >>18233414 >implying we won't be sitting on Trude's lap >alternatively, implying Chris won't sit on our lap

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)21:19 No.18233428 >>18233420 Strap it to the underside?

>>	Cookie 03/06/12(Tue)21:19 No.18233432 Well there is always the experimental Weser WP 1003/1 VTOL. http://www.luft46.com/misc/wes1003.html

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:20 No.18233435 >>18233416 >alternate reality PLANEFAG, MAKE IT SO RESCUE CHOPPERS ARE ABUNDANT.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:21 No.18233454 I want to know what this cow's deal is.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:21 No.18233455 >>18233435 In the middle of a giant invasion, getting aboard a slow moving aircraft with the durability of a house of cards sounds like a pretty terrible idea. On the other hand so is riding a hellcow.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:22 No.18233462 >>18233426 If there is a chopper, Trude and Chris go first. We go on the second flight.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:22 No.18233465 >>18233455 Sounds like something we would do.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)21:22 No.18233466
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"We go South," you decide.

"Who put you in charge?" Trude says stuffily.

You suck in air, outraged. Then you huff it out to buy more time to come up with a good answer.

"He's right," Sean says. "My jamming sent those rocket... transport things all over the nearest few square miles. Looks like lots of 'em were carrying troops, so the countryside is riddled with Martians creeping and peeking."

"South is London! It's a battle-zone!" Trude exclaims.

"Exactly," Sean says. "Which means there'll be allies, and we can sneak through while they're all busy shooting the hell out of each other."

Trude sighs, and shrugs.

"This," Chris says dreaminly, hugging her sister tightly, "is the best dream *ever.*"

Your little band heads South, Trude leading on her borrowed steed, her twin MG-42s thundering on occasion. The heavy-machine guns make quick work of any threats, a few blasts send the Martians ducking for cover behind hedges and stone walls and stone walls IN hedges and every other damn thing the English countryside seems riddled with. The "cow" keeps pace with the nimble Arabian easily, alternating between excited whinnies and dismal hisses when somebody shoots at you. Your crew and you do nothing but hang on to the bony ass of that 'cow' for dear life as it plunges after Trude and Chris.

Eventually, you come to a sunken lane. Trude guides her steed down into it gently, its hooves sliding on the bank a bit. The cow simply leaps down, legs flexing like huge shock absorbers.

"I didn't just see that," Trude gripes.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:24 No.18233488 >>18233466 Just so you know, we're keeping the cow. I'll find a way to get it to Barin.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:24 No.18233489 how many snakehosecows could be delivered by a B-52?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:24 No.18233491 >>18233466 We are keeping this cow. No clue what we will do with it, but its gonna be glorious.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:24 No.18233492 >>18233466 That damn cow.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:24 No.18233496 >>18233466 Does... does our cow have hydraulics? CAN WE MAKE IT BOUNCE?

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)21:24 No.18233500 >>18233489 As many as can fit.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:25 No.18233504 >>18233488 Of course! Otherwise no one will ever believe that we rode into battle on the back of a hellcow. Can't have them questioning our sanity without being able to have it hiss at them for it.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:25 No.18233506 >>18233491 >but its gonna be delicious ftfy

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:25 No.18233509 >>18233466 Bovine of the year, all years!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:25 No.18233512 >>18233466 Do a SITREP Put Trude on point. Her shields can adsorb fire.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:25 No.18233513 >>18233466 >"I didn't just see that," Trude gripes. "You didn't just see what?" Pointedly ignore that you're riding SATAN COW. Trude must be seeing things.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:26 No.18233520 File: 1331087174.png-(57 KB, 356x316, 1327910576153.png) >>18233466 >"This," Chris says dreaminly, hugging her sister tightly, "is the best dream ever."

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:26 No.18233522 File: 1331087181.jpg-(176 KB, 657x716, 1321758813994.jpg) >>18233466 >The cow simply leaps down, legs flexing like huge shock absorbers. Pic related, it's the cow.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:26 No.18233524 >>18233466 This is udderly ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:26 No.18233525 >>18233513 THIS THIS THIS

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:27 No.18233531 >>18233524 Cowm on.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:27 No.18233539 >>18233524 It's a load of bull, if you ask me.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:28 No.18233542 >>18233531 This quest is becoming too much. We'll haft to put it out to pasture soon.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)21:28 No.18233545 >>18233504 Good point. We're nearly at a Section 8 already.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:28 No.18233549 >>18233531 >>18233522 I'd berate you guys for the bad puns, but it's no use crying over spilled milk.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:28 No.18233551 >>18233496 This cow... With this cow we can BOUNCE. No longer shall our bouncing be limited to the skies!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:28 No.18233557 >>18233466 For some reason that description of the satan cow makes me immediately think of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1czBcnX1Ww

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:29 No.18233561 >>18233542 Now, we can keep milking it.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:30 No.18233575 >>18233557 More like this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbZrQp-HOk

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:30 No.18233580 >>18233561 Mooving on with the puns...

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/06/12(Tue)21:31 No.18233593 HEY DRAWFAG! You done good, friend, you done good. Now...we need a picture of Miyafuki and Lynette wearing their aviators, Haters Gonna Hatine-ing across the hangar.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:31 No.18233596 >>18233575 >BigDog >No buzzing My god

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:32 No.18233610 File: 1331087539.jpg-(31 KB, 418x264, Platt-LePage_XR-1.jpg) >2 built http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platt-Le_Page_XR-1

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:32 No.18233613 >>18233596 Vuvuzela add-on is optional.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:34 No.18233636 File: 1331087654.jpg-(181 KB, 700x930, Da Fuck is This.jpg) Is anyone from our unit gonna come check on us? Do the witches think us dead?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:34 No.18233642 File: 1331087685.png-(207 KB, 368x249, Laser Cows.png) Or it is simply a disguised LASER COW!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:34 No.18233643 >>18233636 No, Kathy told Trude she saw us jump and I assume she told Minna as well.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:35 No.18233650 >dual-wielding mg42s from horseback That horse should've bucked her off by now. And what the fuck is up with that cow?

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:35 No.18233652

>>18233596
The tubes you see hanging down to it are probably pneumatic or hydraulic hoses to power it's joints - the buzzing comes from the engine, which isn't in that test model.

That's also why you can see a 50-pound weight on the side of it, to simulate part of the weight that would be there if the engine was mounted

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:35 No.18233658 >>18233650 Magic.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)21:35 No.18233659
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>>18233466

"Trude, wait!" you call out.

"What?"

"We should get out of this thing," you comment. "It's a sheltered lane of approach."

"So?"

"So, this is where infantry, or psychotic trigger-happy Englishmen with thermos's full of thermite lay for tanks," you inform her brusquely, pointing up the rise the sunken lane is cut into. "And that right there's a natural point to go hull-down."

"The hell is that?" Trude asks irritably.

"What that Martian tank is doing," Sean says placidly.

"FUCK!" Trude screams in a most unladylike fashion, kicking her horse. The Arabian leaps up the opposite bank, Chris crying out with delight. Sean kicks the cow in the sides and shouts "GIDDYAP!"

"hsss?" the cow wonders.

There's the low, throaty KRA-WHMP! of a Martian mortar-cannon from up the ridge, and a shell hits the ground on the left side of the lane. The blast and shrapnel fly over your head, the natural trench saving you, but the next one won't miss.

>WUT DO

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:36 No.18233677 >>18233650 She has magically enhanced thigh strength. Which is probably something we should take into consideration in the waifu debate.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:37 No.18233678 >>18233659 CRAZY IVAN

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:37 No.18233679 File: 1331087829.png-(130 KB, 400x265, SHY TANK.png) >>18233659 >That picture AHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:37 No.18233682 >>18233659 MOVE BITCH

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:37 No.18233685 >>18233659 RUN! CRAZY IVAN!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:37 No.18233687 >>18233659 >"hsss?" the cow wonders. HSSS LIKE YOU MEAN IT, YOU FRIGGIN' COW GET US OUT OF HERE

>>	Major Airlift 03/06/12(Tue)21:37 No.18233688 File: 1331087869.jpg-(336 KB, 1024x768, 1326846768320.jpg) >>18233659 Move it!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:37 No.18233689 >>18233659 TIME TO JACK OURSELVES A TANK

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:38 No.18233692 >>18233659 Get the Hell out of here and follow Trude. We can't be separated.

>>	Writefag 03/06/12(Tue)21:38 No.18233693 >>18233659 GIDDYAP!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:38 No.18233696 >>18233659 The last charge of the cow brigade!

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)21:38 No.18233698 >>18233650 >That horse should've bucked her off by now Remember bro, it's an Arabian. Bred in Arabia. By Arabs. Basically it's the equine equivalent of a Toyota Hilux in Africa, in terms of what it'll tolerate.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:38 No.18233701 File: 1331087909.jpg-(381 KB, 900x900, 1329359537254.jpg) >>18233659 I don't care if it isn't applicable.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:38 No.18233703 >>18233593 Optional, Miyafugi leaning back in chair with Lynette in arms, wearing her aviators and with a candy cigar in hand.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:38 No.18233704 >>18233659 SAVE US, COW!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:38 No.18233706 >>18233679 It's close to a sniper-tank, but alright.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:38 No.18233708 >>18233659 charge straight toward the tank. they can probably sweep side to side faster then they can change elevation. when we get close shoot it in the joints of the leg.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:39 No.18233719 File: 1331087969.png-(710 KB, 889x757, MANEVUERS PROHIBITED.png) >>18233701

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:39 No.18233721 >>18233659 COVER! NOW!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:39 No.18233722 do a E.T. jump up in this bitch on the cow

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:39 No.18233725 File: 1331087992.jpg-(248 KB, 800x450, P1000214.jpg) >>18233610 Better yet, the Kolibri. Used as early as 1942 iirc.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)21:40 No.18233729 >>18233659 CRAZY IVAN and hope chuck's still got a bomb left, or the pyro-farmers have some AT weapons besides the foueglasse

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:40 No.18233730 >>18233466 Is it our fault we chose the better mount?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:41 No.18233737 File: 1331088074.jpg-(84 KB, 575x699, 1286939063834.jpg) >>18233703 Pic related? And I just know she's profiteering it up somewhere in war-torn England.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:42 No.18233751 >>18233737 She supplies the sailor uniforms for the witches. You know it's true.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:42 No.18233754 File: 1331088160.gif-(1.14 MB, 321x213, 1236766960_ww2-german_rifle_vs(...).gif) When do we meet brick-brit?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:42 No.18233755 >>18233677 ...if we're still inside when she orgasms, the muscle contractions would smash our penis, wouldn't they.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:43 No.18233761 >>18233575 >>18233557 Odd, my first thought was this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2MAat5yQdA

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:43 No.18233767 File: 1331088218.jpg-(69 KB, 455x511, 1284683181565.jpg) >>18233737 >Recette witch Oh god so very much want.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:43 No.18233769 >>18233737 Similar, but arm around her woman

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:44 No.18233772 >>18233755 >All witches have enhanced strength Welp

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:44 No.18233775 File: 1331088267.jpg-(268 KB, 1536x2317, IMGP1440.jpg) rolled 1 + 99 = 100 >>18233703

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:44 No.18233779 >WAT DO? DITCH COW, DIVE FOR COVER. Unless Satancow wants to MOVE sometime soon.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:44 No.18233784 >>18233772 Only when they're wearing the striker, bro. Trude is the only one that has it normally.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:45 No.18233789 >>18233772 Trude is motherfucking Hulk, man. I wouldn't leave my junk anywhere in her reach.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:45 No.18233794 >>18233779 >ditching demon cow

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:45 No.18233798 >>18233772 But not at Trude's level. Erica needs to POWER UP to punch a hole through a Martian, Trude doesn't even need to break out the ears and tail to punch MC across the bath room.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:45 No.18233801 >>18233775 Babby's first attempt at cheating /tg/ dice

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:45 No.18233802 File: 1331088344.jpg-(194 KB, 1025x767, not creepy at all.jpg) >>18233751 She supplies them for EVERYONE.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:45 No.18233803 who's up for a steam group?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:46 No.18233812 File: 1331088378.jpg-(84 KB, 400x300, War sucks.jpg) Tanks... Why did it have to be Tanks...

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:47 No.18233821 >>18233803 No?

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)21:47 No.18233822
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You stare into the two-hundred millimeter maw of the Martian mortar-cannon, and the pure, sharp voice of instinct screams what you must do.

"CRAZY FUCKING IVAN!' you scream, jumping to your feet - on the cow's back. With the extra elevation you're able to leap clear off its back and onto the embankment with no problem. Ian follows suit, jumping with you. Sean leaps of the cow's back as well, and the cow itself -

- vanishes.

"The shit," you say.

"What?" Ian asks.

"Dude, the cow! The fucking cow just vanished!"

"Do you have a two-second memory? Or is it some mental defect with fighter pilots that you cannot contextualize anything?"

"What?"

"WHAT!?" Ian nearly screams. He latches onto your jacket front and shoves you down on the ground, his eyes wild. "FLYING ORE FREIGHTER. HISSING DEMON COW. SO WEIRD EVEN THE MARTIANS ARE FREAKED OUT. And you're impressed by vanishing cows?"

"When did you lose all your sense of wonder?" you retort.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:47 No.18233831 File: 1331088463.jpg-(71 KB, 480x446, 1330668808669.jpg) >>18233659 >SUDDENLY AIRBORNE

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:47 No.18233833 >>18233822 Noooooo we lost SATAN COW ;_;

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/06/12(Tue)21:47 No.18233835 >>18233822 >DAT COW

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:47 No.18233837 >>18233822 Ian and his pragmatism

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/06/12(Tue)21:48 No.18233838 >>18233822 Ian's a pilot too, though.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:48 No.18233847 File: 1331088508.jpg-(191 KB, 700x525, FUCK THE POLICE.jpg) >>18233822 I have no idea whats going on, BUT FUCK IT, THE CRAZY IVAN ACTUALLY WORKED

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:48 No.18233848 >>18233801 Yea I was experimenting to see how much I shouldn't trust nokodice at one point. 4chan X sees all, remembers all.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:48 No.18233849 >>18233822 FUCK ANOTHER TROPHY LOST

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:48 No.18233854 >>18233838 He's not the alpha pilot though. And that's all that matters.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:49 No.18233855 >>18233822 Man, Ian is losing it.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)21:49 No.18233862 >>18233822 Did the cow just go invisible? Is this predator cow?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:49 No.18233863 File: 1331088574.jpg-(60 KB, 571x459, 1212189136622.jpg) >>18233822 >abandoned the cow >it disappears NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:49 No.18233868 >>18233822 >"When did you lose all your sense of wonder?" you retort. Probably around the time Perrine stole his innocence.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:49 No.18233870 >>18233822 There goes the macguffin. >Captcha: endaYou Railroad

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:49 No.18233873 >>18233822 >Stealth mode engaged

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:49 No.18233874 File: 1331088599.jpg-(452 KB, 1024x768, 1329356227277.jpg) nooo cowwww

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:50 No.18233875 >>18233855 He just needs some Perrine gentle care and he'll be alright.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:50 No.18233879 File: 1331088624.jpg-(177 KB, 1280x1440, At first I was like.jpg) >>18233868 Did... Did they really do it? She's, like, 15

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:50 No.18233882 >>18233849 Meh, it'll be back. Probably we'll RTB, open the fridge to make a snack, and the damn thing will have bunked down in there Pen-Pen style.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:51 No.18233889 >>18233875 One of these days we should ask him if those handcuffs chafe. The ensuing knife would would be totally worth it.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:51 No.18233890 File: 1331088669.jpg-(602 KB, 2516x2000, ROMMEL FUCK YEAH.jpg) >>18233882

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:51 No.18233893 >>18233879 She's French dude.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:51 No.18233895 >>18233879 And Ian is like 18.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:51 No.18233897 >>18233879 I don't think so... We'd have heard more screaming from Ian.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:51 No.18233901 >>18233879 And is man hungry, and French.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:52 No.18233907 >>18233822 Now we wait for the shellfire to stop. Then we leave the area.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:53 No.18233915 File: 1331088805.png-(261 KB, 770x641, sacrebloo.png) >>18233879 I'll just leave this here...

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)21:53 No.18233916 >>18233897 >Implying she didn't gag him. Perrine is probably into some freaky shit.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:53 No.18233923 File: 1331088836.gif-(760 KB, 259x214, 1327362184061.gif) >>18233915

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:54 No.18233926 >>18233915 oh fuck you

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)21:54 No.18233931
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>>18233822

"I can't believe we're having this conversation," Ian mutters. He rises to one knee and peers out of the impressively thick weeds obscuring the roadside. "Fucker's still sitting there."

You yank him down. "Don't give him any damn targets! At least it's not one of the tripods."

Ian gives you a jaundiced look. "What? I wish it was. Those things suck."

"What?" you say, utterly mystified. "The tripods? The terrifying sinuously-legged death machines with the terrifying horns that bring screaming death from way above?"

"Nineteen-Forty called, they want their over-rated Kraut-shit back," Ian says.

"... what?"

"STOOOOOO-KAAAA!" Ian exclaims, waving his hands in the air dramatically. "OH NOOO IT'S A STOOO-KAAA!" He snorts. "And then the Russians raped them all to death because they're slow and ugly and stupid. Same with tripods."

"They're tanks... with legs..." you say. "Really creepy long robot whippy tentacle legs. They walk, man! They're the most horrible thing on earth!"

Ian gives you a level glare. "You," he says flatly, "don't know shit about engineering. Legged anything sucks ass."

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:54 No.18233932 >>18233916 >handcuffs >silk gown Yeeeep.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:54 No.18233933 The cow was just an hallucination. You did the crazy ivan over Ian's shoulders

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:54 No.18233936 >>18233916 Well, of course she is, she's French. I bet they even held hands.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:55 No.18233944 >Ian gives you a level glare. "You," he says flatly, "don't know shit about engineering. Legged anything sucks ass." Oh shit it's like I'm really in /m/

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/06/12(Tue)21:55 No.18233948 >>18233931 Ian has lost it.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:55 No.18233950 File: 1331088937.png-(451 KB, 694x1000, 1330647536034.png) >>18233915 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms831CTa2wo Threadly Dose

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:55 No.18233952 >>18233931 Ian's lost it

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:56 No.18233958

>>18233862
Lets see, copies animal noises(predators record and playback voices, so match that) ridiculous jumping strength, again match that, optical camo, matches again. So, 3 for 3, it matches up pretty well, all we need to be sure is shoulder gun with 3 red dots now.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:56 No.18233962 >>18233931 A martian needs to break up this fight.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:56 No.18233963 File: 1331088981.jpg-(140 KB, 800x908, AWWWWWWW SHIT NIGGA.jpg) >>18233931 >STOOOOOOOOO-KAAAAA >His face as he says this

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:56 No.18233970 >>18233931 And Ian once more proves who's boss. We're losing the race here, guys.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:57 No.18233981 >>18233931 I dunno, that cow was pretty bitchin.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:57 No.18233983 >>18233931 >Every mecha thread in /k/

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:57 No.18233984 >>18233931 >kick martians out of tank >commandeer tank >SHOW IAN WHO THE BOSS IS

>>	Starshadow 03/06/12(Tue)21:57 No.18233989 >>18233754 >Brick Brit That's a Canadian actually. I don't know how but we apparently got a reputation as grenade spammers.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:58 No.18234001 File: 1331089136.jpg-(111 KB, 860x650, The FUCK You lookin' at.jpg) >>18233931 >Dissin' on my Ju-87 IT'S A DIVE-BOMBER, NOT A FIGHTER

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:59 No.18234004 >>18233931 Fuck. Ian's improving his trolling technique. We need to figure out countermeasures and comeuppances ASA-fucking-P.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:59 No.18234006 do we still have the booze from the plane? can we improvize a molly?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:59 No.18234014 >>18233989 Probably from shit like Ortona. "Hey, there's a wall here! Let's BLOW IT UP and throw some more high explosives in the next room over."

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)21:59 No.18234016 rolled 16 = 16 >>18233984 Rolling for this!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:00 No.18234020 >>18233931 >Suddenly dive siren >Suddenly Rudel

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/06/12(Tue)22:00 No.18234025 >>18234016 We don't use dice.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:00 No.18234026 File: 1331089227.png-(2 KB, 250x250, OB000000.png) >>18234016 >rolling >SWQ

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:01 No.18234036 >>18234016 Stop trying to get is killed.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:01 No.18234041 File: 1331089298.png-(10 KB, 160x160, 1312840862630.png) >>18233931 >hating on the Ju-87

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:01 No.18234043 >>18234016 It's like you really didn't read any of the other threads!

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)22:01 No.18234044
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>>18233931

You blink.

"What."

"Legs are useless," he snorts. "I mean, look at that bugger. Look!"

You give him a blank look.

Ian sets his jaw and squints at you.

You sigh and stick your head up a little. A slow, agonizing death bleeding out from a blown-off leg is preferable to listening to Ian bitch when he's in a mood like this.

"See him?"

You sigh. "I see him. Keeping us all pinned down and waiting for a counter-attack to blunder down that inviting sheltered lane-of-approach."

"See how he's gone hull-down? Possible because of a LOW profile. Having legs makes you a target; high, wide and handsome."

"Well you'd know about the wide part," you grumble, but Ian ignores you. "And there's a matter of armor efficiency. You get more protection per pound of armor with a more utilitarian, boxy format then anything else. Look, even the fucking ALIENS figured that out, why do you think they stopped fielding the tripods?"

"Because... we shot the shit out of them," you admit.

"Exactly. Fuck, a tank with legs is retrograde; why not give it a god-damned sword, too? Fight like honorable sam-ur-ai, HAI, MASTER, WE KILL HUMAN DEVILS!" Ian sketches a sarcastic little salute.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)22:02 No.18234053 >>18234025 I know. Just trolling. (And praying for a 1 and some HUEHUEHUE)

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:02 No.18234064 >>18233948 >>18233952 >Ian's lost it HE KNOWS HE CAN KILL

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)22:03 No.18234069 >>18234001 BEST PICTURE EVER WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:03 No.18234074 File: 1331089411.jpg-(78 KB, 306x446, AMERITOLD.jpg) >>18234044 Ian is really on a roll today, isn't he?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:03 No.18234076 >>18234044 This tank needs to die

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:03 No.18234078 >>18234044 I'm sure Sakamoto would be enthralled by your tactical observations, Ian.

Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/06/12(Tue)22:04 No.18234079

>>18234044

>Fight like honorable sam-ur-ai, HAI, MASTER, WE KILL HUMAN DEVILS!" Ian sketches a sarcastic little salute

Tell him to cut that shit out before Sakamoto and her magic eye decides to gut him.

Jokingly of course. We don't seriously believe she'd slay him in a single blow for insulting her country and honor.

Do we?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:04 No.18234080 >>18234064 Oh god. Gnomes are contractors; MC's remuneration is trolling.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:04 No.18234083 File: 1331089454.png-(7 KB, 142x123, 1277861285231.png) >>18234020 >Suddenly Spitfires

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:04 No.18234084 >>18234053 Don't try to play it off like it was a joke. At least be man enough to say you were acting like an idiot.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:04 No.18234087 >>18234006 >wasting booze get out

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:04 No.18234088 >>18234044 This is where we silently point to Sean's pig-sticker.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:04 No.18234091 >>18234044 We throw Ian to Perrine for this. Yeah, it's not very sophisticated. But it gets the Hound of Gaul out of our hair, and it drives Ian batshit. I see no downsides to this.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:04 No.18234094 >>18234044 Shoot tank in one of its joints.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:04 No.18234098 File: 1331089492.jpg-(731 KB, 1007x748, F U.jpg) >>18234069 I WOULD TELL YOU BUT THEN YOU HAD TO GO AND HAVE MY FAVORITE CHARACTER DISS MY FAVORITE BIRD FUCK YOU PLANE FAG

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:05 No.18234103 File: 1331089516.jpg-(154 KB, 493x480, wraithlord2c-21011241.jpg) >>18234044 >"Hey guys, whats goin on in this thre-" >sigh

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:05 No.18234105 >>18234044 inb4 Sakamoto takes out the tank with her sword...

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:05 No.18234106 File: 1331089527.jpg-(105 KB, 1280x720, Band.of.Brothers.Ep03.2001.720(...).jpg) >meanwhile

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:05 No.18234111 >>18234091 It is our default 'Ian is bothering us' reaction. So far it has been working pretty well.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:06 No.18234121 File: 1331089578.jpg-(28 KB, 768x576, 1326610851922.jpg) >>18234098 Mate, I think the fucking B model Stuka is a good-looking plane, and even I know that the thing was a sitting duck in everything but total air superiority.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:06 No.18234122 File: 1331089579.gif-(642 KB, 360x203, 1288574697711.gif) >>18234064 THE COW EXISTS BEYOND THE BARN

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:07 No.18234130 >people bitch about /a/ arguing about waifus >planefag goes and does that all by himself Would you look at all the Sakamotofags. I love you pf.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)22:07 No.18234132 >>18234084 And admitting I'm a horrible, horrible, troll isn't admiting I'm an idiot?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:07 No.18234133 nb4 infantry come and blow it up while we argue

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:08 No.18234144 >>18234098 I'm just going to post this because you're being a faggot. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:01097628_035.jpg

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:08 No.18234155 >>18234098 You want a sexy German bomber, go with the Ar 234.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:09 No.18234161 By the way, where has Trude gone?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:10 No.18234169 >>18234098 >Stuka >Trude Confirmed for worst taste.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:10 No.18234170 >>18234105 Actually, I take that back. inb4 'cow' takes out the tank.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:11 No.18234182 Hellcow is Tank-kun from the future. You heard it here first.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:11 No.18234184 >>18234161 Gone to actually do her job, unlike the Ghostriders.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:11 No.18234186 >>18234170 >sound heard falling from the sky >hiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSBOOOM

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)22:11 No.18234188
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>>18234044

"That doesn't..." you fume. You remember the stories of the tripods, how they could peek behind hedges and through the windows of buildings, how they scaled cliffs and strode through rivers like they weren't there. But Ian and his fucking smug logic. You want to push his face in. "Whatever."

Ian sits back, looking quite pleased with himself. "Don't hate the player, hate the g-"

You hold up a hand. "Do... do you hear that?"

Drums.

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGPN2Z-bgS0

"Am... I hearing that?"

"Yes," Ian confirms, his head already bobbing with the beat. "You are."

The Martian seems to hear it too, because his turret swivels and the mortar-cannon KRUMPS immediately. You hear it detonate somewhere downrange, trying to silence the music.

You hear the sharp, high crack of a human cannon in reply.

"Fuck," you say miserably.

"What!? The cavalry's here!"

"With piss-weak short 75mm peashooters," you complain.

Ian gives you a strange look. "How do you know all this shit about ground-pounder stuff?"

"I like things that explode is that a *crime*" you retort hotly.

The Martian KRUMPs again, but this time you hear the human return shot hit home. You and Ian cheer, and stick your heads up in time to see a huge gout of pink paint still settling on the Martian's front.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:12 No.18234196 File: 1331089949.jpg-(13 KB, 400x296, Martin_B-26_Marauder_front_vie(...).jpg) >>18234001 Better version

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:13 No.18234206 >>18234188 >a huge gout of pink paint ...what?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:13 No.18234211 >>18234188 >Ian gives you a strange look. "How do you know all this shit about ground-pounder stuff?" SAYS MISTER TANK EXPERT

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:13 No.18234212 >>18234188 >The Martian KRUMPs again, but this time you hear the human return shot hit home. You and Ian cheer, and stick your heads up in time to see a huge gout of pink paint still settling on the Martian's front. LOGISTICS OUR GREATEST FOE

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:13 No.18234214 >>18234188 FUCKING DESK JOCKIES

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:13 No.18234218 >>18234188 >pink paint What the hell

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:13 No.18234219 >>18234188 ODDBALL IS HERE MOTHERFUCKERS!

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/06/12(Tue)22:13 No.18234224 >>18234188 Sing, Sing, Sing? Uh?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:13 No.18234227 >>18234188 Damn you logistics!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:14 No.18234231 >>18234188 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/06/12(Tue)22:14 No.18234232 >>18234188 >>18234188 75mm peashooters Are you trying to break my heart planefag?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:14 No.18234234 >>18234188 Turn and yell at Trude. "I fucking told you so, goddamn paint shells to line units, you owe me a goddamn apology!"

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:14 No.18234238 >>18234188 Fuck me, its a paint shell. Did requisition fuck up again? We talked to Trude about this happening when she found out we thought Chris was alive.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:14 No.18234240 >>18234188 >Paint shells ODDBALL YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD LOAD AP

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/06/12(Tue)22:14 No.18234241 >>18234188 FUCK YES ODDBALL. Now to link up with Kelly AND ROB A FUCKING BANK. Looting german gold with a german witch? What could go wrong.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:15 No.18234246 File: 1331090107.gif-(187 KB, 412x270, 1329960228668.gif) >>18234188 >Minna's ass

>>	Major Airlift 03/06/12(Tue)22:15 No.18234248 File: 1331090113.jpg-(80 KB, 688x547, 1300387674975.jpg) PAINT SHELLS

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:15 No.18234249 >>18234188 either they just marked him for air support or allies, or they're a fucking training unit with no real ammo. MARK HIM WITH FUCKING WHITE PHOSPHORUS YOU TARDS

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)22:15 No.18234250 File: 1331090119.png-(174 KB, 279x400, whygodwhy.png) >>18234188 We're boned.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:15 No.18234252 Woof, woof!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:15 No.18234260 >>18234188 Oh great, we just stumbled into a paintball match.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:15 No.18234261 >>18234234 So much fucking this!

>>	Writefag 03/06/12(Tue)22:16 No.18234264 >>18234234 This.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:16 No.18234270 >>18234246 when it's in time with the beat...

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:16 No.18234271 >>18234234 THISSSSSSSSS

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:16 No.18234274

Well, yeah, man, you see, like, all the tanks we come up against are bigger and better than ours, so all we can hope to do is, like, scare 'em away, y'know. This gun is an ordinary 76mm but we add this piece of pipe onto it, and the Krauts think, like, maybe it's a 90mm. We got our own ammunition, it's filled with paint. When we fire it, it makes... pretty pictures. Scares the hell outta people! We have a loudspeaker here, and when we go into battle we play music, very loud. It kind of... calms us down.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:16 No.18234275 >>18234249 >>18234248 >>18234238 >>18234231 >>18234227 >>18234218 >>18234214 The best part is the faggots who haven't seen Kelly's Heroes.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:16 No.18234276 File: 1331090212.jpg-(125 KB, 399x600, Brutal. Anal. Rape.jpg) >>18234188 >paint rounds Someone is going to get colon crucified when this is over.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:17 No.18234279 >>18234234 Definietly. She only apologized the first time after we gave her booze.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:17 No.18234282 >>18234264 YESSSS! THIS!~

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:17 No.18234287 >>18234234 All of my yes.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:18 No.18234300 >Oddball THIS IS THE BEST DAY

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)22:19 No.18234305
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>>18234188

You and Ian both stare mutely at the pink-painted tank.

"What the fuck?"

The Martian's turret spins wildly, the mortar-cannon KRUMPing again, far too fast to be aiming.

"I... I think he's blind?" you say.

That's when you hear the triumphal, surging roar of a gasoline engine accelerating rapidly from your right. Daring to stick your head up a little further, you see a Sherman climbing over a stone wall seventy or eighty yards to the right. The front comes down sharply, bouncing on the Christie suspension, and the Sherman accelerates madly.

"IT DON'T MEAN A THING!" the tank croons as it rushes in. The Martian hears it, and the mortar-cannon swings to bear, but the machine is still blinded. A hatch opens on the top of the vehicle and a Martian's head pops out, donned in a leathery cap.

"IF IT AIN'T GOT THAT SWING!' the tank declares.

Even from a hundred yards away, you can see the expression on the Martian's ugly litso.

And it is fucking glorious.

The Sherman rams into the side of the Martian walker-tank with a ear-piercingly loud CLANG! of steel-on-alloy, and the Walker lurches violently, falling into the sunken lane. Landing on its side, the short little legs wiggle madly for a few seconds, then go still.

You turn to Ian with a shit-eating grin on your face. "You were saying something about Stukas?"

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:19 No.18234309 >>18234214 FLASHBACKS! FLASHBACKS MAN! >officers GTrasmal You said it, captha

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:20 No.18234316 >>18234274 THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T OUTSOURCE TANK DEVELOPMENT TO THE DWARFS FROM OGLAF

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/06/12(Tue)22:20 No.18234321 >>18234305 GLORIOUS

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:21 No.18234328 >>18234305 WOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:21 No.18234331 >>18234305 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:21 No.18234336 File: 1331090489.gif-(1.9 MB, 450x301, 1327032624026.gif) >>18234305 >>18234305 OH MY GOD, YES

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:21 No.18234337 >>18234305 HERE COMES THE SHERMAN CAVALRY

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:21 No.18234338 File: 1331090503.jpg-(2 KB, 126x122, 1326764871052s.jpg) >>18234305

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:22 No.18234344 >>18234316 Not enough cocks for that. Also needs more cunt auger.

>>	Will 03/06/12(Tue)22:22 No.18234348 WOOF WOOF! Oddball with the save!

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/06/12(Tue)22:22 No.18234349 >>18234305 We had better hook up with kelly to get the gold

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:22 No.18234352 File: 1331090561.jpg-(23 KB, 427x366, 1297730113879.jpg) >>18234305

>>	Major Airlift 03/06/12(Tue)22:22 No.18234354 File: 1331090572.jpg-(33 KB, 500x355, 1304618712088.jpg) >>18234305 I take it all back!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:23 No.18234357 >>18234305 >Sherman TANK WITCHES BACKUP?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:23 No.18234358 >>18234275 Woof woof.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:23 No.18234363 >>18234305 Did Trude see that? Tell me Trude saw that.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:24 No.18234371 >>18234357 No, an actual Sherman.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:26 No.18234383 For the poor ignorant bastards: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezfvb3xRfNI The man in the cap, Oddball, is our savior today. Now cut it out with them negative waves.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:28 No.18234393 >disappearing, super-cows >non-sequitor argument about legs vs treads I can't wait to get back to the air so we can get out of this strange, strange place.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)22:29 No.18234403
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>>18234305

The hatches of the tank pop open, and tentacles go a-swarming as the crew bails out. Trude emerges from her side of the lane and peppers it with some MG-42 fire to encourage the crew to get the hell away.

From behind you the distinctive "clackclackclackclackclack!" of a Martian machine-gun starts up, and the occasional brief screams of mini-rockets. The heavy concussive blasts of a Ma Deuce answer in turn.

"Shit," you say. "I think we're in the middle of a big fight."

You and Ian scramble down the embankment and climb up the other side to join Trude. The Arab is snorting and pawing at the ground, eyes wild, but it's holding its position.

"Well-trained animal," Ian comments.

"Duh. Lippa-whatsits were originally trained as war-horses, you know." You sniff. "Get culture."

"Get DOWN," Trude grunts, yanking you deeper into the thick weeds. You hear the roar of a nearby engine again, and risk tanking a peek.

"The Sherman's pulling back," you comment.

"Why?"

There's the whistle of a rocket, and a sharp explosion.

"No infantry support," you say. "Martians are bringing out their stove-pipes."

Trude snorts. "You Yanks. Bazooka this. Stove-pipe that. Always fixated on long, phallic objects."

You file that insult away for future retaliation. "Well, what do we do now?"

>INPUT?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:29 No.18234410 >>18234393 I half expect to get back in the air, then have deal with flying hissing demon cows.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:30 No.18234418 >>18234403 WHERE. IS. MY. COW?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:30 No.18234420 >>18234403 see >>18234234 though less abrasive due to it no longer being immediately afterwards.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/06/12(Tue)22:31 No.18234426 Stay low, go through the grass to nearest solid cover, get Trude to radio our position with her magic bead, protect Chris as best we can.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:31 No.18234427 >>18234403 Trude has FIREPOWER and SHIELDS. Hold the position while Team Ghostrider flanks and murders the fuck out of the Martian anti-tank crew?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:31 No.18234432 >>18234403 Ride Oddball's tank to safey

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:31 No.18234434 >>18234403 I wouldn't mind giving Trude my stove-pipe, if you know what I mean...

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:32 No.18234444 >>18234403 Have Trude protect Chris with her shield as we see if we can out-flank the Martian anti-tank crew, or if it's a big group of them, in which case we follow the Sherman and get the fuck out of here.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:32 No.18234445 >>18234403 We should make a sexual reference just as Trude has, then we should bug out with Oddball.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:32 No.18234446 >>18234403 Keep moving. We stay here, we die.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:32 No.18234450 >>18234403 >>18234234

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:32 No.18234452 >>18234403 JACK ALIUM TANK WALK IT BEHIND ALIUM LINES RAPE THEIR SUPPORT UNITS LIKE THEY WERE THE SCHOOLGIRL AND WE WERE THE TENTACLE MONSTER

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:33 No.18234454 >>18234403 Moon the martians, dodge rockets. Then Moon Trude.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:33 No.18234456 >>18234403 Fall back towards the nearest allied group or encampment. Trude's probably choking for ammo right now.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:33 No.18234461 >>18234452 Worth a shot. We never did find that martian plane on the ship.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:33 No.18234463 >>18234445 Everything we say till we get to safety should a be a sexual innuendo

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:34 No.18234468 If we can link up with Oddball, at least he has a radio... ...which means we have a chance to get a jeep or a truck called in to take us back to an airfield where we can get another plane and kill more aliums properly.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:34 No.18234473 >>18234452 >Fuck with martian weapon >Asplodes >Fuck with martian tank >???

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:35 No.18234482 >>18234418 THIS!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:35 No.18234490 >Trude snorts. "You Yanks. Bazooka this. Stove-pipe that. Always fixated on long, phallic objects." Says the Krauts with their Rockets and railway guns. Perhaps their men are compensating for something?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:35 No.18234491 >>18234403 Give those boys a hand. We play distraction and let Trude do the heavy shooting. Also, give her machine guns a sensuous stroke. Talk about how hot the barrels are.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:36 No.18234497 File: 1331091373.png-(7 KB, 205x173, doiitanyway.png) >>18234403 >no infantry support we're here aint we?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:36 No.18234504 Hijack the motherfucking alien tank

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:37 No.18234519 >>18234491 >stroke machine-gun barrels for joke >receive second-degree burns Oh, they're hot alright.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:37 No.18234520 >>18234224 I think he meant http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2S1I_ien6A

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:37 No.18234521 >>18234491 >Sensuous stroke >Nothing says sexual like second degree burns.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:38 No.18234524 >>18234491 OH MY

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:38 No.18234526 >>18234403 says the girl whos gun is so phallic its got balls >point at double drum magazines then get serious.

>>	Writefag 03/06/12(Tue)22:38 No.18234532 >>18234491 Well, obviously the fact that she's wielding two huge machines guns like that means she must be compensating for a lack of bust size.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/06/12(Tue)22:39 No.18234544 She won't forgive us for making that joke in front of her sister.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:39 No.18234547 >>18234491 Ok this won for me

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:39 No.18234552 >>18234544 Which is why we're filing it away for later.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:40 No.18234558 >>18234544 she fired the first shot man, cant blame us.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:40 No.18234565 >>18234544 Wait, you mean it's extra trolly? It has my vote!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:41 No.18234571 File: 1331091667.jpg-(361 KB, 1024x683, xmascheer.jpg) >>18234403 Link up with Oddball, use the tank as a lure, draw Martian tank hunters into an ambush, introduce them to Hitler's buzzsaw

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:41 No.18234573 >>18234519 >>18234521 Exactly. You don't need to grab them until you smell cooking flesh, just give them a suggestive rub. Lick your hand first, even.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:41 No.18234579 >LATER ON: >Chris: "Trude, Whats phallic?"

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:41 No.18234582 >>18234544 Chris thinks this whole thing is a dream, and I don't think she'd be that mad anyway.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:41 No.18234583 File: 1331091711.jpg-(19 KB, 640x480, hotRape.jpg) Trudes Smoking. Hot. Barrels.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:42 No.18234587 >>18234579 HUE HUE

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:42 No.18234593 Act as infantry support. Move around and gun down the martian rocketmen while Trude shields us.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:42 No.18234599 File: 1331091759.jpg-(27 KB, 332x373, 1320967626237.jpg) >Trude snorts. "You Yanks. Bazooka this. Stove-pipe that. Always fixated on long, phallic objects." Indeed.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)22:43 No.18234606
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"We need to keep moving," you say. "I don't want to sit here with my thumb up my ass, waiting to be found."

"Move where?" Trude asks pointedly.

You point at her. "You've got the firepower of two gun crews, sweet-cheeks. Lets get up there and suppress those Martians and hope the tanks can plaster them."

"And if they've got more armor?"

You shrug. "Shit happens."

Trude sighs, clearly flummoxed, but she knows you're right. Not much to do but fight it out, and you don't have all day to dick around.

Your small group creeps forward through the grass, leaving Chris to tend to the horse. The thick weeds die out as you advance up the slope, where the drainage is better, and soon the rushes give way to pretty much open ground. Poking your heads over the high point, you see some Martians with the tell-tale "stove-pipes" they launch their anti-tank rockets from, holed up in the yard of a small church. Across from the church is a burning house.

"Well, we're getting closer to London, at any rate," you mutter.

"Even if I hose them down," Trude says, "I don't see any way to advance." She's right. Between the edge of the rise the sunken lane cuts into, and the headstones and monuments of the little country church's cemetery, there's naught but the split-rails of a fenced pasture connected to the burning house to provide cover.

"Hundred yards... no, a hundred-fifty, easy," Ian says stiffly. "Only a madman would try that."

As if on cue, the dramatic skirl of bagpipes sounds from behind.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:43 No.18234608 >>18234463 this >>18234579 she'd thank us for giving her the excuse, I think

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/06/12(Tue)22:44 No.18234633 >that pic hnnngh

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:44 No.18234637 >>18234606 Here it comes

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:45 No.18234641 >>18234606 HEEERRREEE'S JACKY!

>>	LEoor 03/06/12(Tue)22:45 No.18234650 >>18234606 >MAD JACK >ODDBALL I...I think my dick just exploded.

>>	Starshadow 03/06/12(Tue)22:45 No.18234654 Can we please just radio in for an evac? Or did Trude lose her radio bead. We have 2 low on ammo MG42s, a Thompson, an M1A carbine and a sword. Our infantry power is pretty lacking. We should be NOPEing towards the nearest airfield.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:45 No.18234655 >>18234606 >That pic >Oddball >Jack Churchill Holy shit I can't even handle this shit anymore.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:46 No.18234659 >>18234552 And tell the joke in front of everyone

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:46 No.18234662 >>18234606 >Madman >Bagpipes MAD JACK CHURCHILL INCOMING!!!!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:46 No.18234664 File: 1331091990.png-(85 KB, 162x194, ITBEGINS.png) >>18234606

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:46 No.18234665

>>18234606

As if on cue the most British man ever to wield a longbow in combat during the second world war.

Also I agree with the other Anons that all talk with Trude should be sexual innuendo, at least until we are safe. Nothing like endless near death action to raise the blood.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:47 No.18234679 >>18234654 you see an airfield? think martians brought some helis back along with the edmund fitzgerald? or are you prefering to double up in strikers and trying to fly home through a warzone that way? tl;dr: no.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:48 No.18234681 File: 1331092091.jpg-(469 KB, 1370x934, 1329718596535.jpg) >>18234606 Also, >that pic

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:48 No.18234686 >In b4 Sean and Mad Jack compare the size of their swords.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:48 No.18234690 >>18234665 Plus, people get horny when in deadly situations, and if we get her hot and bothered enough we can get frantic victory sex once we're safe.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:49 No.18234701 >>18234690 way to lower the tone... Casual innuendos are a thing of class, your talk is not. And what are we if not the classiest guy in the air?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:50 No.18234707 >>18234690 >Frantic sex with SheHulk What could go wrong!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:51 No.18234713 File: 1331092263.png-(22 KB, 312x65, Something amazing is happening.png) >>18232961 Not to mention...

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:51 No.18234720 >>18234681 So what we need to do is set up Minna and Sakamoto, and Trude and Erica. That'll shut up the waifufags.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:52 No.18234728 >>18234720 I SEE YOUR MOVES SHIRLEYFRIEND YOU WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH IT SO EASILY

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:52 No.18234735 >>18234679 A truck or jeep will do just nicely, thank you.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:52 No.18234736 File: 1331092369.jpg-(725 KB, 2100x1812, 8246513.jpg) >>18234720 Don't forget Yoshika and Lynette.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:53 No.18234747 >>18234720 >Minna/Sakamoto >Implying that the one witch in the unit confirmed to like dick will go lesbo

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:53 No.18234751 >>18234736 Yes. >>18234728 Fuck her. Aim for a threesome with Eila and Sanya.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:54 No.18234763 >>18234751 >Sanya >underaged Nope, not in this quest.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:54 No.18234764 >>18234747 >implying any of them are really straight or alternatively >implying Sakamoto couldn't seduce her

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:55 No.18234768 >>18234747 Sakabroto swings both ways.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:55 No.18234772 >>18234747 Well she does get emotional feedback of those around her, maybe it justs rub off on her.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:55 No.18234773 File: 1331092527.png-(316 KB, 325x456, 1323020714561.png) >all this talk about which Witch MC will end with Looks like /a/ has arrived. We don't like your kind around here.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:56 No.18234779 >>18234751 I think you mean Kathy, the only good American witch.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:56 No.18234781 >>18234747 >Implying Sakabroto is not straight kryptonite.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/06/12(Tue)22:56 No.18234785 File: 1331092601.jpg-(535 KB, 998x1470, and this is you bent over the (...).jpg) why is trude such a rapist

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:57 No.18234794 >>18234781 Sakamoto already has a boyfriend.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:57 No.18234800 >>18234781 Kathy and Shirley, you mean.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:58 No.18234805 >>18234794 I'm not sure that's been confirmed in this version.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:58 No.18234806 File: 1331092682.jpg-(289 KB, 1223x810, 131473870772.jpg) SOMEONE MENTION STRAIGHT MIO?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:58 No.18234809 does the mc have a sister? also what is the oss doing?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:58 No.18234813 >>18234794 >implying that matters

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:58 No.18234814 >>18234785 >Film camera Fuckin kids these days.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:58 No.18234817 >>18234794 Sean? Or is there some canon animu thing I am unaware of.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)22:58 No.18234819
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>>18234606

From the lane behind you emerges a Jeep, moving like a scalded bat out of hell. As it catches mad air coming over the ridge, you see two men on Vickers machine guns hammering away, screaming at the top of their lungs - and a passenger in the back blowing on the bagpipes. The dramatic skirl of pipe music carries across the distance, and you think you recognize a bar or two of "Scotland the Brave." The Jeep hits the earth hard enough to bounce everybody a foot out of their seats, but the piper never misses a beat.

The madmen are almost upon the Martians before they get over their collective shock, and anti-tank rockets begin flying every which-way, most of them upright as panicked Martians discharge them before adjusting for the range. The terribly, terribly short and closing range. The driver puts the Jeep in a steep drift-turn and the gunners swivel to keep hammering the church graveyard with machine-gun fire.

Trude takes a knee and levels her MG-42s. Yes, she's magic and all, but it's still terrifying to see such a slender girl level two heavy machine-guns and fire them as if they weigh nothing. Ian leaps to his feet and rushes forward, firing his carbine from the hip, and you follow with your Thompson. You'll never get a better chance, and neither of your weapons are much good at this range.

Fortune may favor the bold, but you can only cheat probability so far. Something moves behind the church's windows, and something silvery-metallic flashes from the window and towards the Jeep.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:59 No.18234825 >>18234809 Had one, at least. We could try to trade Trude, but she seems attached to hers.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:00 No.18234835 File: 1331092802.jpg-(64 KB, 800x900, ssknowfeel.jpg) >>18234773 Seriously, MC is in the MIDDLE OF COMBAT, jeez. Listen to some M2 firing to put you in the right frame of mind, fucking waifufags.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:00 No.18234838 >>18234819 SHOOT HARDER DAMMIT

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:00 No.18234840 >>18234819 Stirling & Co?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:00 No.18234842 >>18234819 OPPORTUNITY FIRE

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:00 No.18234843 >>18234800 AMERICA! OT3. >>18234819 In before Ian shoots it out midair.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:00 No.18234844 >>18234825 >"My sister now! Finders keepers!"

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:01 No.18234846 File: 1331092867.jpg-(467 KB, 592x900, 04d457e145ceff19dc4e471395d4e3(...).jpg) >>18234773 Let the kiddies have their fun. The oldfags remember who always seems to win these arguments.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:01 No.18234850 >>18234809 holy fuck the oss did tons of shit back in ww2 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_of_Strategic_Services

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:01 No.18234853 >>18234846 >oldfags >>>/b/

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:02 No.18234863 >>18234846 >oldfags And you wonder why people hate Minnafags

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:03 No.18234873 >>18234844 I like it, but she might be a bit protective still. Maybe once she's calmed down. Also, does anyone else think it may not have been a good idea to leave her on her own with the horse?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:03 No.18234877 >>18234846 >>18234863 Gentlemen, the only windbag I wanna hear right now is bouncing around in a jeep, stablized by his massive brass balls.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:04 No.18234885 >>18234846 There's never a winner in these arguments. That's why they keep happening.

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/06/12(Tue)23:04 No.18234887 File: 1331093064.jpg-(232 KB, 1000x722, 132818039221.jpg) >>18234846 Yes, the erica fags will win, now that's settled, shut the fuck up

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:04 No.18234895

>>18234850
>In 1942, a young physician named Christian J. Lambertsen invented the first Self-contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus (SCUBA) and demonstrated it to OSS – after already being rejected by the U.S. Navy – in a pool at a hotel in Washington D.C. The OSS not only bought into the concept, they hired Lambertsen to lead the program and build up the dive element of their maritime unit.

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVY!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:05 No.18234898 >>18234877 This. we have more important things to worry about

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:05 No.18234902 >>18234819 Clearly the way to survive this fight is to sing along. "SCOTSMEN WEAR THEIR KILTS ALL DAY-- "ZIPPERS SCARE THE SHEEP A-WAY-HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...."

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:05 No.18234905 >>18234887 >that "109" Jesus Christ, how horrifying

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:07 No.18234926 File: 1331093245.jpg-(161 KB, 438x600, nooooooooo.jpg) >>18234751 >>18234763 >straight sanya

Inquisitorial Librarian 03/06/12(Tue)23:07 No.18234931
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Gentlemen, you're thinking about this all wrong.
MC and Lynette.
Think about it.
She cooks, she cleans, she's not crazy. She even speaks english as her first language. Even has a cute accent too.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:08 No.18234938 >>18234887 Shouldn't the wings and the exhaust on her striker be pointing the other direction?

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:08 No.18234944

>>18234846
Oh you bet I can remember. And then you all cry like little girls when Planefag takes advantage of something you didn't think about and you stamp your feet, gnash your teeth, and try to call him out on railroading. Of course, he quickly pacifies the lot of you so he can set himself up for the next time.

The waifufags may be, well, just that, but at least they know when to serious up and not make cripplingly stupid choices. I'll take their company any day.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:08 No.18234945 >>18234887 Odd, I didn't think she wore panties.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:08 No.18234946 >>18234931 I think at this point Miyafuji is officially on our bro list. And bros don't steal girls from bros.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:08 No.18234951 File: 1331093313.png-(123 KB, 254x315, 1328144192612.png) >still waifufagging Why can't /a/ just fucking leave. I thought you hated men in your Strike Witches

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:08 No.18234952 >>18234819 Kill the fuck out of the one in the church.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)23:08 No.18234958
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>>18234819

The Jeep jerks sharply to one side as the driver dodges, and then there's a violent flash of UnLight, invisible but for the lingering after-image on your retinas, which is paradoxically visible immediately. The explosion is terrifically loud, but curiously electrical; static washes over your skin and the blasts undertone sounds like an overloaded capacitor popping. Blinking away the afterimages, you make out the Jeep, tilted on its side, the passengers sprawled on the ground. They slowly pick themselves up, but almost immediately a hail of fire descends on their position.

"SHIT!" you exclaim, falling to one knee and swinging up your Thompson. You empty the magazine at the Martians, forcing them to duck behind their stone monuments and gravestones again as they find a position that covers them from both angles.

That one second is all the madman in the jeep needs. He springs from the ground and a length of steel flashes in his hand. With a hoarse cry of rage, he flits over the ground like a jackrabbit and dives neatly through a window in the Church.

The alium screams start immediately.

Now there's fire coming at YOU, and you and Ian go prone in the open, reloading and firing as fast as possible.

"Sean!" you call back to the edge of the rise. "Time for some clever ideas!"

"WHERE! IS! MY! COW!" Sean roars with mistakable rage. From somewhere back there. Way back there, in fact. Back where you were originally pinned by the tank, even.

What the hell?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:09 No.18234961 >>18234931 The idea was to set her up with Yoshika, but given the way they both reacted to the SAS guys, that might be something that didn't translate from the series.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:09 No.18234962 File: 1331093353.jpg-(685 KB, 3300x977, e9f5a2174a9e35cd6dc3ec61808820(...).jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:09 No.18234965 >>18234951 >implying there aren't plenty of fa/tg/uys among the waifufags

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/06/12(Tue)23:10 No.18234972 >>18234958 ...Oh no.

>>	Writefag 03/06/12(Tue)23:10 No.18234973 >>18234931 God no. It should be MCxSanya. She could sing to us! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms831CTa2wo

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:10 No.18234975 >>18234887 Huh. Her underwear is REALLY lopsided there.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:10 No.18234977 >>18234958 Oh shit, VIMES RAGE!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:10 No.18234981 >>18234938 Nope. Certain elements of Strikers are "backwards" because the direction of flight is "backwards."

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:10 No.18234982 >>18234944 >Minnafags are not waifufags Wut?

>>	Starshadow 03/06/12(Tue)23:11 No.18234986 I have no idea wtf is going on anymore. Par the course!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:11 No.18234992 >>18234975 She shit herself.

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/06/12(Tue)23:11 No.18234995 File: 1331093497.jpg-(71 KB, 924x1019, 1327644866091.jpg) Why the hell is sean way the fuck back there?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:11 No.18234998 File: 1331093507.jpg-(744 KB, 3400x1053, c4f995c3badcf18bee9f39325ceeb0(...).jpg) >>18234958 I WAS wondering where he had gone.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:12 No.18235000 >>18234958 Sean didn't charge in with a maddening yell while swinging his sword? Something is wrong...

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:12 No.18235008 File: 1331093560.jpg-(616 KB, 3000x899, 132376947785.jpg) >>18234998

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:12 No.18235010 >>18234981 But that stuff's lined up as if the propeller is at the front, when it's actually at the back end.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:12 No.18235011 File: 1331093577.jpg-(689 KB, 2800x1474, 46472f07cec4605584858aabf6b6b8(...).jpg) >>18234958

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:13 No.18235012 >>18234992 Aaaand now I can't see that bulge on the left for anything else. Thanks.

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:13 No.18235019
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Nothing to do but stay prone, put hope in the madman.

And as amusing as it is to participate in the Waifufaggotry, for all intensive purposes this question was answered last time on STRIKE WITCHES: QUEST. All other inputs are pointless, MC has set his sights on one Witch and once he sets his goals, even the most sultry barrels will not deter him.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:13 No.18235020 >>18234944 >implying that guy isn't a waifufag

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:13 No.18235021 >>18235000 He can't civer the distance fast enough. That's why he needs his war cow steed.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:13 No.18235022 >>18235011 >Minna in thighhighs Boner reaching critical levels...

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:13 No.18235023 File: 1331093638.jpg-(597 KB, 3000x904, 35d8b07334b3d6dd246b3e015a2184(...).jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:14 No.18235025 >>18235012 I aim to please.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:15 No.18235037 >>18235019 Ah yes, Erica.

>>	Starshadow 03/06/12(Tue)23:15 No.18235039 >The waifufags may be, well, just that, but at least they know when to serious up and not make cripplingly stupid choices. Its called maintaining character you dumb twats. You guys couldn't do it to save your life.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:15 No.18235045 >>18234961 They'll go straight for SAS men for the same reason that straight guys would go gay for SAS men. Besides, they could just share one. I doubt either Yoshika or Lynette could handle a member of the SAS by themselves.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:15 No.18235048 >>18235019 Well according to our faux game over screen, Minna and Trude are neck and neck and likely to break even. >intensive purposes ...I DO hope you were kidding

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:15 No.18235049 File: 1331093753.png-(283 KB, 1600x1200, 132815541155.png) >>18235025 >>18234992 I hate you

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:16 No.18235050 >>18235008 >dat lynette oh god

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:16 No.18235051 >>18235039 >implying cripplingly stupid choices isn't in character for MC.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:16 No.18235061 >>18235048 Sakamoto had the same score, remember

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:17 No.18235072 >>18235048 >Minna and Trude are necking Fine by me!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:17 No.18235073 File: 1331093857.png-(283 KB, 680x777, 1330845664132.png) >pairing MC with anyone but Minna or Trude How?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:18 No.18235077 >>18235049 If I had any pictures of any of them shitting themselves, this'd be a great time to post them.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:18 No.18235081 File: 1331093892.jpg-(69 KB, 587x774, 1330277627205.jpg) >>18235048 I don't remember Trude being in that screen.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:18 No.18235082 >>18235048 >Pappy Boyington had a score

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:18 No.18235086 >>18235061 She's welcome to join, but we've only gotten minna and trude points since then. Probably at 8/10 each

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:19 No.18235090 >>18235082 OH GOD MY EYES!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:19 No.18235092 >>18235061 But Sakamoto is sakabroto. Not Sakahoto.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:19 No.18235093 >>18235022 Now she just needs either a skirt or a longer jacket to get the full zettai ryouiki effect. ...or maybe just a sweater that comes down to her upper thighs.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:19 No.18235096 I have no idea what is happening anymore. Hoping this whole scenario ends soon.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:20 No.18235103 >>18235082 Patton had a score. And it was pretty high.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:20 No.18235104 >>18235098 Burn.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/06/12(Tue)23:20 No.18235107 File: 1331094055.jpg-(350 KB, 778x1100, meanwhile in perrine world.jpg) >>18235023 dat sanya

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:21 No.18235111 >>18234958 The linsanity is overwhelming

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:21 No.18235117 >>18235098 Thanks man, that'll go right next to the one of Trude gurgling Helma's piss.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:21 No.18235119 >>18235092 inb4 10/10 Sakamoto doesn't get us in her pants, it gives bonus events with Minna

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:21 No.18235123 >>18235086 What Minna points have we gotten since then?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:21 No.18235124 File: 1331094110.jpg-(53 KB, 597x400, 1286934912176.jpg) >>18235098

Starshadow 03/06/12(Tue)23:22 No.18235134
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>>18235051
>implying cripplingly stupid choices isn't in character for MC.
I'm not. Are you? We do this stuff all the time.

Fighting to the death is cripplingly stupid. We also call it heroism. Like I said earlier, were a pilot in a china shop. MC doesn't afraid of any Ming.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:22 No.18235135 >>18235123 Surviving.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:22 No.18235139 >>18235119 So kind of like clearing Ranmaru in Sengoku Rance?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:23 No.18235141 File: 1331094181.png-(182 KB, 500x313, hate.png) >>18235098 HATE HATE HATE

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:23 No.18235142 File: 1331094181.gif-(1.44 MB, 300x208, imoutofhereyo.gif) >>18235117

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:23 No.18235143 >>18235098 and now I am blind

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:23 No.18235144 File: 1331094199.gif-(13 KB, 220x218, goodnightminnapride.gif) >>18235081 it was a 3 way tie ya ninny. shitfuckpiss etc etc.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:24 No.18235160 >>18235123 >>18235086 IT WAS A JOKE How stupid can you be?

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)23:24 No.18235164
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>>18234958

KA-WHAM! You hear the sharp crack of a 76mm gun somewhere behind you.

GLURPH! A Rorschach-blot of pink paint comes screaming through the air, covering the courtyard with splatters of fabulosity. You and Ian lurch to your feet and run like hell during the brief distraction, and manage to dive into the roadside ditch. The low iron fence encircling the small cemetery is hardly ten feet past that, and the ditch starts to feel very, very shallow once industrious Martians begin playing their masers over the weeds on either side, trying to light them afire.

"Clever bastards," Ian says.

You raise your Thompson and begin pegging shots over the edge of the ditch, chipping away at the gravestones, but accomplishing little.

"Fucking rich English country gentlemen and their overpriced private cemeteries with their fucking huge stone monuments!" you snarl, sending another half-dozen rounds of .45 ACP at a heat-ray wielding Martian hiding behind a big stone plinth with an angel statue standing atop it. The rounds beat at the stonework, but inflict no harm on alium flesh.

Ian's little carbine pops politely, and a Martian screams in anguish.

"Show-off," you grunt.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:25 No.18235168 File: 1331094302.png-(261 KB, 800x700, Average Thread On v.png) >>18235098 I like you.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:25 No.18235169 >>18235144 ...What?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:25 No.18235170 >>18235119 >we get drunk, Sakamoto strips us and sticks us in a girls swimsuit.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:25 No.18235174 >>18235134 Oh, misread I guess. We coo'.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:25 No.18235178 File: 1331094348.jpg-(104 KB, 500x618, falconfist.jpg) This Waifu War is starting to pis--wait, what was that? >>18234962 >Sakamoto in Perrine's uniform .....Whelp, time to join the fighting, SAKAMOTO BANZAI!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:26 No.18235183 >>18235164 Oddball needs to start with that noise warfare.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:27 No.18235193 >>18235160 As stupid as necessary >>18235170 I'm ok with this.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:27 No.18235196 >>18235170 Interesting.... ...continue.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:27 No.18235198 File: 1331094462.png-(753 KB, 1029x1521, 003_resize_e.png) >best witch >not handsome eila >ishiggity

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:27 No.18235200 650+ posts and image limit We need a new thread

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:28 No.18235203 >>18235170 Tell me more...

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:28 No.18235207 >>18235200 >pussy detected

>>	LEoor 03/06/12(Tue)23:29 No.18235208 >>18235200 IS it just me or have we been getting slower and slower lately?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:29 No.18235210 >>18235178 She's fucking crazy, but she's our kind of crazy and also the sanest witch available. You'd think she'd be more popular.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:29 No.18235216 File: 1331094583.jpg-(350 KB, 600x898, 2 copy (2).jpg) >>18235198

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:29 No.18235217 >>18235198 She seems to have warmed to us, but it's sort of a package deal with her, and some people are uncomfortable with that.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/06/12(Tue)23:29 No.18235218 >>18235208 planefag's giving us fewer and fewer chances to actually change anything.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:30 No.18235220 >>18235208 Just a bit. We have fast and slow days

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:30 No.18235229 >>18235164 Okay. Next time, we're stowing a panzerfaust or three in the cockpit in addition to the Thompson. Maybe some grenades. And an MG42.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)23:31 No.18235233
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>>18235164

From the front door of the church staggers the Madman, his tunic soaked with green ichor and his long blade dripping with it. The door faces the road, so he's able to edge along the front of the church a little without being taken under fire by the Martians.

The men hiding behind their Jeep aren't as lucky. You hear a PAM! as a tire pops when a maser beam plays over it, and then the fuel tank goes up with a KRRRUMP! Vickers ammo starts to cook off, forcing the SAS troopers sheltering behind it to retreat even further, reducing the protection it provides as they slide into the LOS of more and more Martians.

"They seem a bit shy, don't they?" the madman calls out to you. "No stomach for an advance, eh?"

"A tank'll do that," you call out.

"Aye," the man says, squinting into the distance behind you. "Never thought I'd see a tank firing paint 'n blasting Big Band swing next to 'a Witch firing machine guns and standing inna grass fire, but ey." He shrugs, as if this is modestly impressive. "But if that made 'em shit..." he says, and sheaths his sword.

That's when you realize the lunatic has a fucking bow slung around him. He unlimbers it from his chest and nocks a wicked-looking broadhead arrow on it, glancing towards the church corner. "...wait till they see this."

Then Sean arrives.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:31 No.18235238 >>18235208 everyone is busy wankin it in IRC

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:31 No.18235243 >>18235233 COWVALRY GO

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:32 No.18235252 >>18235233 Indiana Jones theme time.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/06/12(Tue)23:33 No.18235262 CONTEST TIME CONTEST TIME

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:33 No.18235270

>>18235208

Without waifuing or other choices to argue about there is little to say. Since we are currently stuck in ground combat with the choices of get in cover or die, we are left without options because I know from previous quests a lot of people would choose die, either through maliciousness or more ususal the idea that the MC has better plot armour than the enemies guns.

Once we get back to which Witch Bitch do you wanna go talk to comes back around I'm sure it will be back to ten million posts in 20 seconds, probably the same 10 dudes arguing.

>>	LEoor 03/06/12(Tue)23:34 No.18235273 >>18235238 Not really. Been alttabbing back and forth all night, its not really that fast over there.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:34 No.18235279 New thread?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:35 No.18235290 >>18235273 What's the IRC channel ?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:35 No.18235292 >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bTpp8PQSog

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:35 No.18235297 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZS0WIQI7UU OH YEAH, POLKA TIME!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:35 No.18235299 >>18235233 >Sean and Mad Jack >Poor Aliums

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:35 No.18235303 >>18235233 Time to party like its 1392.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:35 No.18235304 >>18235279 #swq on Rizon

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:36 No.18235308 Is that Churchill? And I mean Jack, not winston.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:36 No.18235321 >>18235233 Planefag, we needs a Cutts Compensator for our thompson.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:37 No.18235326 >>18235308 >Its some other guy with a claymore and a longbow in ww2

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:37 No.18235327 >>18235308 He has a bow, a broadsword, and bagpipes. It must be peter fucking pan. OF COURSE IT'S MAD JACK CHURCHILL

>>	Starshadow 03/06/12(Tue)23:37 No.18235330 >S it just me or have we been getting slower and slower lately? Do you mean discussion or action? Most of the inane crap went to IRC. And since this is a ground battle we don't really have many options other than NOPE and WE PARATROOPER NOW.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:37 No.18235332 >>18235304 Well, that's an odd place for a thread.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:38 No.18235348 >>18235327 To be fair when i posted that for some reason i couldn't see half the thread.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)23:40 No.18235366 NEW THREAD: >>18235365

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