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STRIKE WITCHES: NOPE OFF THE BOAT planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/03/12(Sat)22:49 No.18194668

Sean's plan is sensible and offers your best chance of survival, so naturally you consider several more interesting solutions, like surfing the wingless fuselage of your burning, fuel-filled bomber to the ground, or somehow signalling the Witches to pick you up, preferably with your face in their bosom.

"... fine," you say at last. "We'll jump."

Sean grins. "Hey, did the pilot just-"

Something explodes in the burning Douglass.

"NOPE!" Sean exclaims, leaping to his feet. He sprints like a mad bastard over the precariously tilting deck, hauling ass for the aftercastle of the ship.

"HEY!" you shout, and belatedly stagger after him. Ian keeps behind you, stopping every so often and sending a polite little carbine "Pop!" downrange behind him.

Ahead of you, Sean reaches an access door in the ship's aftercastle. He thrusts his revolver into his shoulder holster, and from his waist he draws his broadsword with a flourish.

The hatch in front of him swings open, and Sean finds himself staring a Martian in the face.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/03/12(Sat)22:50 No.18194674 File: 1330833006.jpg-(18 KB, 470x396, 1327896424374.jpg) >>18191696 >Lest we forget what the Martians look like.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:51 No.18194686 >>18194668 TIME TO SERVE DICED ALIUM

>>	NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/03/12(Sat)22:51 No.18194689 >>18194674 kill it. kill it with fire

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/03/12(Sat)22:51 No.18194691 File: 1330833077.jpg-(365 KB, 900x1391, Metal_Slug__The_Movie.jpg) ZANGETSU SWORD

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:51 No.18194695 >>18194668 ....well? What is he waiting for? Fucker's got a broadsword, doesn't he?

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/03/12(Sat)22:51 No.18194697 File: 1330833100.jpg-(24 KB, 379x395, 1328879881563.jpg) >>18194668 Lets kill em dead

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:51 No.18194700 File: 1330833115.png-(234 KB, 874x894, 1323911608948.png) >>18194668 >Seans face when

>>	Will 03/03/12(Sat)22:52 No.18194706 Ian, if you please.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/03/12(Sat)22:52 No.18194711 Stab stab stab

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:53 No.18194720 File: 1330833210.jpg-(48 KB, 510x546, 1315219108880.jpg) >Martian with a face lets see how long that lasts

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:53 No.18194724 Also, guuuuuys~ I've just realized what Minna did and why she was so reluctant. SHE DONE MADE A PACTIO.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:53 No.18194726 SEAN, STAB IAN, SHOOT MC, TROLL IT SOMEHOW

>>	Starshadow 03/03/12(Sat)22:53 No.18194727 WHO WANTS CALAMARI

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:54 No.18194731 THIS SHIP IS TAINTED PURIFY IT

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:54 No.18194734 >>18194724 explain, dammit

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:54 No.18194735 >>18194668 Fuck yes! It's boardin' time, gents!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:54 No.18194740 >>18194724 No PF explained already it was just a transfer of magics to wake our tired ass up.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:54 No.18194742 >>18194668 Thank god. We picked the sane option.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:55 No.18194750 >>18194726 gotta play to our individual strengths here after all

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:55 No.18194752 File: 1330833315.jpg-(183 KB, 800x800, 1329890435715.jpg) >>18194668 PURGE AND CLEANSE. PURGE AND CLEANSE. IN THE EMPORER'S NAME.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:55 No.18194753 PURGE!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:55 No.18194758 >>18194668 I think we'll need to get cutlasses after this, like proper pirates.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:55 No.18194759 >>18194724 She recharged the MC and she was reluctant because she's sure we're going to die if we keep throwing ourself into shit like this. That's all there is to it.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:55 No.18194763 >>18194674 Serve him a piece of your hot lead. Wait, not a piece. A dozen

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:55 No.18194764 File: 1330833348.jpg-(65 KB, 640x341, ProvidenceIsAwesome.jpg) >>18194668 Time to show the power of warlockery and GTFO

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:56 No.18194768

Planefag, hey planefag!

I picked this thread up on the recommendation of the boyfriend, and I'm really glad I did! I heard you were aiming for the same sort of 'devil may care' bullshit as Maid Quest, and you really hit it head on. Thanks for an awful lot of laughs!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:56 No.18194772 >>18194740 >>18194759 See, you're making sense. We can't have that.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:56 No.18194773 >>18194742 But Sean is a idiot, so we go forward. Ahh well.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/03/12(Sat)22:56 No.18194774 File: 1330833380.jpg-(465 KB, 900x912, 1330499623701.jpg) >>18194668 Its time to start to kill some motherfucking xenos. And escape the crashing planething. And survive. And get laid. And not give a fuck while we're doing all of this.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:56 No.18194783 File: 1330833417.png-(25 KB, 350x350, ghostrider_nose3.png) So I was an idiot and saved only the flattened version of the logo file originally, had to redraw it. Need more ghosty effects or no?

>>	Major Airlift 03/03/12(Sat)22:57 No.18194784 File: 1330833420.jpg-(100 KB, 800x782, 1329015088610.jpg) Purge the xeno!

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/03/12(Sat)22:57 No.18194785 Is it time to Loot and Kill?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:57 No.18194801 >>18194726 YES!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:58 No.18194805 >>18194758 No reason Sean has to be the only one, after all.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:58 No.18194807 >>18194785 in that order? and where is the rum?!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:58 No.18194808 File: 1330833505.jpg-(467 KB, 592x900, 04d457e145ceff19dc4e471395d4e3(...).jpg) >>18194783 It still needs something...

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:58 No.18194816 >>18194785 Loot a plane? YES, YES IT IS!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:58 No.18194817 >>18194674 Are all the fuckers this smug looking?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:58 No.18194818 >>18194724 Elaborate on what a pactio (pact?) is please.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:58 No.18194819 File: 1330833532.jpg-(17 KB, 405x289, Kyon facepalm.jpg) I hate you Sean. Go in metal slug style. BULLET STORM.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:58 No.18194820 MC, LOAD ONE-LINERS ALIUM, 3 O'Clock FIRE!

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/03/12(Sat)22:59 No.18194825 >>18194808 It's fine.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:59 No.18194829 >>18194808fuck you

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:59 No.18194830 >>18194783 Looks pretty good. >>18194808 Fuck no, and fuck you.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:59 No.18194833 >>18194808 You're right! Kill counters!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:59 No.18194834 >>18194818 Read Negima.

Starshadow 03/03/12(Sat)22:59 No.18194836
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BTW planefag. I'm not going to question how a great lakes ore freighter from TEH FUTURE was made to fly and somehow stolen from Canada and taken all the way to Britain.

What I'm wondering is what makes the Edmund so famous in this universe that people (pilots in particular) would recognize it on sight.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/03/12(Sat)23:00 No.18194841 File: 1330833612.jpg-(150 KB, 700x586, krieg.jpg) Oh, and we should get our hands on a gas-mask for all of us in case of an emergency like this happens again. Also, we might want to get our hands on a machete or trench knife.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:00 No.18194846 >>18194833 Kill counters go under the cockpit, not on the logo. We get enough and maybe I'll make a connect-the-dots Widow out of them.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:00 No.18194847 >>18194674 The Martians are kinda cute. :3

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:00 No.18194850 >>18194836 MC's dad helped make it coughcough

>>	Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 03/03/12(Sat)23:00 No.18194851 >>18194783 nice! that looks much better now, enough ghostly stuff is enough though.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:00 No.18194852 File: 1330833651.png-(195 KB, 494x309, 1271652126164.png) >>18194668 DID WE AT LEAST BRING THE STUNRODS?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:01 No.18194863 File: 1330833672.png-(24 KB, 140x140, Fuklaw.png) >>18194847 Choose your next words with EXTREME care

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:01 No.18194864 From last thread. What's the status on the Warlock? Does it even exist in this world?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:01 No.18194865 >>18194836 they read in the papers about how aliens from the past came and stole it. thats a pretty notable event, no?

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/03/12(Sat)23:01 No.18194868
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Martian and Man stare at each other for a long, awkward second.

The Martian reaches out with one dainty tentacle, and gently swings the door shut again.

Sean turns and looks at you and Ian over his shoulder. He blinks.

He shakes his head. "This way!" He fairly flies up a ladder next to the door, and swings onto a narrow walkway about ten feet up the aftercastle, where there's another door. He opens this one and vanishes inside. You and Ian follow, hauling ass before the Martians behind you get lucky with their smoke-obscured marksmanship.

The interior of the Fitzgerald is all narrow corridors and high doorsills. Your crew clambers through the twisted, narrow hallways of the ship. Sean rounds a corner and runs right into a Martian, bouncing off its rubbery hide.

The Martian's bulbous eyes lock onto Sean. It's wearing the webby green combat-armor favored by the Martian infantry, and all sorts of horrible and wicked weapons dangle from its "vest." It rises as high as it can in the narrow corridor, a horrible psionic sibilance slithering into your minds, a vile, invasive battle-cry.

"FUCK YOU!" Sean screams, and slams his fist into the Martian's face - the fist enclosed by the basket-hilt of his sword. The Highlanders made 'em sturdy, because the Martian flies backwards like a paper lantern swatted by a baseball bat, crumpling limply to the deck.

"I take it back," Sean says to you. He grins, and by the dim flickering lamps of the ship's emergency lights, his haggard grin is fearsome to behold. "Thanks for flying us closer. I really, really, REALLY wanted to hit them with my sword."

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:01 No.18194872 >>18194841 Gas mask doesn't do shit for the black smoke

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:02 No.18194874 >>18194818 Bullshit Anime Thing. Basically magic marriage.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:02 No.18194875 >>18194833 We need to add the dreadnaught and the EF someplace.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:02 No.18194880 File: 1330833746.jpg-(48 KB, 600x674, 1329019086867.jpg) >>18194868 Well played, Planefag. Well played.

>>	Starshadow 03/03/12(Sat)23:02 No.18194884 >>18194865 Is that from the alternate timeline doc? If so cool. I haven't read that yet, I'm going to wait for the complete version.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:02 No.18194889 File: 1330833773.jpg-(195 KB, 640x931, 1323294042759.jpg) >>18194868 The Martian didn't even want to fight. ;_; Ah, screw it. BULLET STORM

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:02 No.18194890 >>18194829 >>18194830 You guy need to learn to control your mouths.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:03 No.18194895 >>18194868 >The Martian reaches out with one dainty tentacle, and gently swings the door shut again. I love this mental image

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/03/12(Sat)23:03 No.18194904 >>18194868 >hit them with my sword

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:03 No.18194905 >>18194868 >welcome_to_earth.jpg >not welcome_to_earf.jpg

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:03 No.18194907 File: 1330833832.jpg-(2.82 MB, 5000x3042, 1329623710128.jpg) We need to get Yoshika to change her puppy emblem to the panties-on-head witch thing in this.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:04 No.18194911 >>18194863 I die a /c/itizen, I die maintaining that the Martians are cute, and with my dying breath I curse the least cute Witch. Erica.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:04 No.18194912 >>18194890 but my epenis is bigger!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:04 No.18194913 File: 1330833844.jpg-(79 KB, 734x404, 1328153630439.jpg) >>18194868 >Everything in this post >It be GLORIOUS Love you PF

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:04 No.18194915 >>18194783 Definitely better, but I still dunno. Side view maybe? With a ghost tail?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:04 No.18194917 File: 1330833852.jpg-(34 KB, 640x454, 132136506767-oh-u.jpg) >>18194868 I really, really, REALLY wanted to hit them with my sword.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:04 No.18194919 >>18194884 I think it's just pf being a bit silly.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/03/12(Sat)23:04 No.18194922 >>18194872 Fuck. We should still get our hands on a trench-knife >>18194868 >"Thanks for flying us closer. I really, really, REALLY wanted to hit them with my sword." I see what you did there. Snark back at the bastard.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:04 No.18194924 File: 1330833868.png-(223 KB, 590x335, dream team.png) >The Martian reaches out with one dainty tentacle, and gently swings the door shut again.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:04 No.18194926 >>18194868 >The Martian reaches out with one dainty tentacle, and gently swings the door shut again. Well, huh. If this martian bro survives, I vote we buy him... er, her... well, IT a beer.

>>	Major Airlift 03/03/12(Sat)23:05 No.18194935 File: 1330833903.png-(560 KB, 750x600, drive me closer_ i want to hit(...).png) >>18194868

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:05 No.18194936 File: 1330833907.jpg-(116 KB, 1200x750, 1329623150831.jpg) >>18194907 Trude version because I'm equal opportunity, also DAT BULGE

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:05 No.18194944 >>18194922 We need a cutlass, like >>18194758 said.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:05 No.18194948 File: 1330833945.jpg-(8 KB, 327x151, Execution.jpg) >>18194911

>>	Starshadow 03/03/12(Sat)23:05 No.18194950 >"Thanks for flying us closer. I really, really, REALLY wanted to hit them with my sword." SHUT UP SEANYA

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:06 No.18194955 >>18194890 i know right theres so many fucking kids around and we dont want the little bastards to pick up any fucking shit... i mean god damn shitfuckbadgercunts

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:06 No.18194956 >>18194912 Now I want him to put Minna on our plane just screw with you.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:06 No.18194961 >>18194926 Martian defector?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:06 No.18194964 >>18194936 nice balls, witch-chan~

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:06 No.18194967 File: 1330834000.jpg-(1.69 MB, 3500x2188, 1276182479617.jpg) alt uiforms!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:06 No.18194968 >>18194868 Did... Did that martian just NOPE?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:06 No.18194970 >>18194961 squadron mascot?

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:07 No.18194979

>>18194865
But they would have read that in the future, so they can't have read it now.

Unless the aliums had filled the Edmund Fitzgerald with newspapers about its theft before jumping back.

...this was the work of the dreaded Martian raider Khar'mn Sn'dyeygo, wasn't it.

>>	Major Airlift 03/03/12(Sat)23:07 No.18194980 File: 1330834038.png-(133 KB, 296x333, 1320542058546.png) >>18194911

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:07 No.18194981 File: 1330834038.jpg-(56 KB, 405x412, smiling loli.jpg) >The Martian reaches out with one dainty tentacle, and gently swings the door shut again. >Martians face when

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:07 No.18194982 File: 1330834038.jpg-(137 KB, 1000x600, Fly Me Closer.jpg) >>18194868 YES.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:07 No.18194986 Loot the Martian Apparently the proper name for them is Reprca, and they are sinners.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:07 No.18194988 >>18194956 wasn't part of original dickwaving, was just poking fun at the interwebtubes tuff guys. 'sides, i don't think MC deserves Minna

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:07 No.18194995 >>18194961 He just wants to go home. Back to his sweet old Ma and Pa farming Space Potatoes on Mars. He didn't want to be drafted and sent to Space Vietnam.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:08 No.18195001 >>18194907 The shadow of the shadow Yoshika thing has only one ear.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:08 No.18195003 >>18194968 You would too if you opened your door and saw FUCKING SEAN bearing down.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:08 No.18195005 >>18194955 >>18194668 This is why I hate trudefags. Absolutely no class.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:08 No.18195007 >>18194961 More like that one mook in every action film who realizes that he's boned, and just can't be bothered to give a fuck anymore.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:08 No.18195009 >>18194981 >Hey dude, I'm doing a number 2 right here. Wait for your time

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:08 No.18195011

>>18194968
he did indeed

MEANWHILE, ON MARS-CHAn
>Going about my duties
>Action Stations
>Aw_Fuck.jpeg
>Battle, we get hid badly
>head up to deck for damage control
>door opens
>human standing there with a huge FUCK OFF metal stick
>We look at each other for a bit
>NOPE.jpeg
>close door, hide in corner

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:09 No.18195015 >>18195005 I know, Planefag's such a crass wanker.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:09 No.18195021 >>18194865 but the past that the fitzgerald was stolen in is still the future, assuming this is on the ww2 timeline. Hell, i'm pretty sure the fitzgerald wasn't even commisioned until the 1950's or 60's.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/03/12(Sat)23:09 No.18195024 File: 1330834179.jpg-(46 KB, 399x397, nani.jpg) >The Martian reaches out with one dainty tentacle, and gently swings the door shut again.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/03/12(Sat)23:10 No.18195034 >>18195015 I thought Planefag was shipping Mina?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:10 No.18195036 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl-pr5iqKb4#t=0m15s Alium face when

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:10 No.18195037 >>18195021 See >>18194979

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:10 No.18195043 File: 1330834243.jpg-(138 KB, 600x409, 12405324_m.jpg) >>18194911 >Hartmann >least cute

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:10 No.18195044 >>18195034 Ask >>18195005 he's the one who quoted him.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:11 No.18195052 File: 1330834273.jpg-(71 KB, 1024x576, Yoshika gets raped.jpg) >>18194907 >>18194936 >>18194967 Yoshika lets everyone into her pants. What a slut.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/03/12(Sat)23:11 No.18195053 >>18195011 This is what we are missing. The other side of this war. I kinda hope brolien survives, if just so that he can NOPE.jpg again.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:11 No.18195054 >>18195005 hey man thats not cool planefag cant help it

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:11 No.18195058 >>18195011 Needs some spaghetti.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:11 No.18195060 >>18194926 YES!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:12 No.18195063 >>18195034 He was, but then last thread someone posted this >>18192144 and he changed his mind.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:12 No.18195064 >>18195052 Incorrect. Everyone lets Yoshika into THEIR pants.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:12 No.18195065 >>18195058 they are made out of spaghetti though

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:12 No.18195066 >>18195044 >>18195034 I have no idea how that quote got in there. Please disregard it.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:12 No.18195069 >>18195053 I'm half expecting him to burst out of the door in, say, three posts or so, heavy ordnance in his tentacles and screaming in some thick accent.

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:12 No.18195074
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>>18195005
>trudefags

nope. just us.

and yeah, this shit is basically a lost cause but goddamnit. even the widow? what happened to having class in victory?

chew on the miserable wretchs tongue if you gotta but leave the plane alone.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:12 No.18195075 >>18195052 She lets them into her pants so that she can steal her pants. Equivalent Exchange, witch.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:13 No.18195083 >>18195052 That's our little sister and pilot in training, jackass. She gets into everythings pants, not the other way around.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:13 No.18195085 >>18195063 >impliying he wasn't trolling

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:13 No.18195086 >>18195069 >screaming in some thick accent Russian, most likely.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:13 No.18195088 >>18195063 You just keep thinking that...

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:13 No.18195090 File: 1330834427.png-(126 KB, 426x426, This pleases Kuroki.png) >>18195058 Spaghetti, eh?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:13 No.18195093 >>18195074 Have faith, brother! We will never surrender!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:14 No.18195099 >>18195086 Fucking Marstongue.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:14 No.18195101 File: 1330834476.jpg-(220 KB, 1200x800, 12750463235439.jpg) >>18195052 sure is.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:14 No.18195102 What about Christel? >rc: hnourt Untertau.

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:15 No.18195113

>>18195011

I like to think we just ran into a hungover martian.

>Totally stole a ship from the future, time to get blackout drunk.
>...
>Wake up to huge explosion. What the fuck?
>Fuck, why are they shooting things?
>Augh my fucking head.
>Wait, is that a human?
>Fuckit, I'm going back to sleep.
>imtoohungoverforthis.jpg

>

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:15 No.18195117 >>18195085 >>18195088 GTFO, Minnafags

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:16 No.18195130 >>18195117 >sigh

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:16 No.18195133 File: 1330834591.gif-(1.9 MB, 450x301, 1327032624026.gif) How we're walking away from this

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:17 No.18195143 >>18195117 Shit like this is killing these threads for me.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:17 No.18195145 Really quick, does anyone have screencaps of the thread yesterday? Namely the 'motherfucking chesterfields' and the posts before it.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:17 No.18195149 >>18195117 We used to be able to talk about this in a polite manner. What happened?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:18 No.18195154 >>18195143 This. The waifu shit is really getting out of hand.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:18 No.18195158 >>18195149 Hormones

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:18 No.18195163 >>18195145 go to the suptg archive

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:18 No.18195166 >>18195149 /a/

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:19 No.18195171 >>18195149 We've never been able to do that.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:19 No.18195172 >>18195149 A pair of new trudefags showed up from /a/ pissed that their waifu wasn't picked.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/03/12(Sat)23:19 No.18195173 >>18195145 Just look at the archived thread. >>18195154 Yeah...leave it for the discussion thread if you must argue over it. Or a wat do that it is relevant for.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:19 No.18195179 >>18195145 Sup/tg/ has archives, I just got finished catching up. Sure is waifu in here. What happened to giving no fucks and the art of the B-B-B-BOUNCE? If we don't achieve harem-ending (widow included) then we are doing something wrong.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:19 No.18195180 >>18195166 We were cool for the first few threads, but you may be right.

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:20 No.18195185
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>>18195093

im prepared to. took a couple posts to a couple hundred posts over this and thy just couldn't be dissuaded. and it was ruining everything. id rather have a quest with a crap heroine then a shitpile of raging.

but the /plane/? its to damn much.

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:20 No.18195187

I hope this martian becomes a recurring character.

>Raid alien base
>kick door open, martian sitting on the can
>Awkward silennce
>martian closes door

>Aliens raiding our base
>alium bursts through door
>sees us
>awkward silence
>steps back out, quietly closes door

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:20 No.18195188 >>18195172 >>18195166 >>18195158 You're all fags. Now, could you be fags in the privacy of your own heads so the rest of us can enjoy the airplanes?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:20 No.18195189 File: 1330834825.jpg-(501 KB, 700x990, m &t.jpg) >>18195117 ladies ladies dont get your panties in a bunch we can have them both >brother isovermen no captch its never over

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:20 No.18195195 >and then MC marries his childhood sweetheart back home The end

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:20 No.18195200

I successfully ignored this quest right up until you brought that boat into this.

I never fucking thought I'd see the day the Fitzgerald made an appearance on /tg/. If someone beat me to posting this, apologies, but it's obligatory.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vST6hVRj2A

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:21 No.18195209 >>18195034 Actually, I'm pretty sure his OTP is planefag/our delicious tears.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:21 No.18195211 >>18195195 Come to think of it, we did have a recently-ex-girlfriend back at Eastchurch. Honestly, the idea of encountering a non-magic female is quite appealing.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:21 No.18195212 >>18195179 Started off as cool guys and waifu fights. The waifu fights drove the cool guys away, so now we're left with this. It happens.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:22 No.18195218 >>18195195 Who is Martianbro.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:22 No.18195220 File: 1330834935.png-(291 KB, 451x257, wdwhb2.png) >>18195189

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:22 No.18195221 File: 1330834948.gif-(489 KB, 320x180, af85f4ddc0db1bd3b4262385f7770f(...).gif) >>18195189 There's a fair bit of Minna/Trude art. Not as much as Sakabroto/Minna, though, but then again you have this.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:22 No.18195223 >>18195189 >helma I don't have a reaction image but just so you know that's sad.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:23 No.18195230 >>18195195 >>18195211 God yes. After all the crap he's been through with these fucking witches, do you really think MC's gonna want anything to do with them after the war?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:23 No.18195231 >>18195212 Recurring /k/ommando here, I only post after the >WAT DOs and try to ignore the rest of the shit.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:23 No.18195233 >>18195221 Holy shit. How did that happen?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:23 No.18195235 how come every night the first thread is great but the second thread is a warzone? this patten is getting consistent.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:23 No.18195240 >>18195233 Alcohol.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:23 No.18195241 >>18195195 >watch, his childhood sweetheart is minna, because he was adopted froma German Orphange in between wars. >how's that for a plot twist? is it worthy of M. Knight shamalan?

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/03/12(Sat)23:23 No.18195242
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You and your comrades manage to cannonball through the Fitzgerald's interior without further incident, and presently emerge on a rear observation deck of sorts.

"Fuck," Ian says, looking at the thick windows enclosing what appears to be a small crew lounge of some sort. "Those are meant to hold out huge waves on the Great Lakes. We're not-"

You point your Thompson and hose the windows with an entire magazine. Then you try to pick up a chair to smash them out. It's bolted to the floor.

"You have to use some subtlety," Sean informs you, and smashes out a section of shot-up sea glass with his blade. He cleans out the edges of the frame with his blade, and makes a polite "you first" gesture.

"I don't know..." you say hesitantly.

Sean raises an eyebrow.

"I mean we're in the heart of the enemy stronghold!" you say. "I kind of expected..."

"Oh, do tell," Sean says, stroking his chin dramatically. "What DID you expect to find in a flying ore freighter infested with homicidal green tentacle monsters from the Planet Mars?"

"Uh... Chris Barkhorn?" you muse. "Like, in a telekenetic dome or something, or wired into the ship and flying it, or YEARGH!" Sean seizes you by the front of your jacket and slings you bodily out of the ship.

Asshole.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:23 No.18195247 >>18195221 It looks like Sakamoto's trying to chew Minna's lips off.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:24 No.18195248 >>18195212 More like "Never talk to anyone"guys and "It's called Strike Witches Quest so there should be Strike Witches" guys.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:24 No.18195249 >>18195212 cool guys are currently waiting for more chances to do something cool. waifu fights are a way to pass the time in between opportunities for AWESOME.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:24 No.18195251 >>18195233 alcohol.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:24 No.18195254 >>18195233 Sakamoto got dumped in an huge ancient urn full of wine. That was a weird episode. Perrine was a pirate and Sakamoto reenacted a one man version of the Hangover.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:25 No.18195265 >>18195242 Sean, I love you so.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:25 No.18195268 >>18195242 Thank god for Sean

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:25 No.18195269 >>18195242 >Tosses us out Start screaming, activate 'chute, pray

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/03/12(Sat)23:25 No.18195270 >>18195242 And now we leap. FOR GLORY.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:25 No.18195272 >>18195242 Oh, Sean. Also, STILL WORRIED ABOUT TRUDE

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:25 No.18195273 >>18195242 NOW WE OWE SEAN 2

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:25 No.18195275 >>18195242 This should end well

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:25 No.18195276 >>18195249 "Cool guys" are really Minna haters. They view her as a threat to their NGAF attitude.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/03/12(Sat)23:26 No.18195283 >>18195272 She'll be fine. Trust in your comrades if you want them to trust in you.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:26 No.18195284 >>18195248 Right. Cool guys and waifufaggots.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:26 No.18195286 >>18195242 BLOW THE WHISTLE WHILE WE FALL. Everytime we blow it, something happens

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:26 No.18195292 >>18195272 She can punch shit dead even better than Sean, she'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:26 No.18195293 THREESOMES OR BUST

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:27 No.18195305 File: 1330835259.jpg-(70 KB, 875x350, 2008-03-20-Disapproval.jpg) >>18195286 >Loudly alert the aliens to exactly where we are >SOMETHING ALWAYS HAPPENS WHEN WE BLOW IT

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:27 No.18195306 >>18195242 Aww, no plane hijacking, or Chris Saving? Oh well.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:27 No.18195309 >>18195284 I prefer FOREVERALONE guys and waifufaggots.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:27 No.18195310 >>18195242 Start singing this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgsdexkv18

>>	Will 03/03/12(Sat)23:27 No.18195314 >>18195242 And now we begin landing procedures on the USS Softness. Let's just hope it's Kathy who catches us, I don't want to think of what would happen if it was Trude or Minna.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:28 No.18195315 >>18195242 here's hoping we're the descendant of othar tryggvassen, gentleman adventurer

>>	Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 03/03/12(Sat)23:28 No.18195317 >>18195242 'CHUTE'CHUTE'CHUTE'CHUTE'CHUTE'CHUTE'CHUTE'CHUTE'CHUTE'CHUTE'CHUTE'CHUTE'CHUTE'CHUTE'CHUTE'CHUTE'CHU TE'CHUTE!!!!!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:28 No.18195318 >>18195242 There will be snap rolls for this Sean, all the fucking snap rolls!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:28 No.18195323 >>18195242 >out of the ship I'm a bit confused about the layout of our surroundings right now. Are we leaping out the back? We still can't safely jump.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:29 No.18195338 >>18195323 Too bad. Sean just threw us off the ass end of the ship.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:30 No.18195346 >>18195323 >We still can't safely jump. TOO LATE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT ONE SPORT

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:30 No.18195347 >>18195306 We don't even know where chris is. Assuming he is even here. >which ripmage I don't know captcha, which ripmage are we after? And can they help us here?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:30 No.18195353 >>18195200 I'm just waiting for the Bismarck to make an appearance. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cs_es5DR8U

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:30 No.18195356 >>18195347 >he she

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:30 No.18195358 >>18195233 http://youtu.be/npLK-7Bhsks Holy shit, Sakabroto is that fucking nuts.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/03/12(Sat)23:31 No.18195361
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>>18195242

You yank your ripcord the second you feel air whistling around your freefalling ass. You're only a few hundred feet up, which is barely enough room for a safe parachute jump from a slow-moving vehicle. The 'chute billows and flaps and WHUMPHS into a successful opening. You look up into the taught canopy with satisfaction, and heave a sigh of relief.

Then you slam into the goddamn ground.

You lie there, stunned, as your 'chute gently flutters down atop you. A minute later, you hear somebody swear right before they WHUMP into the ground themselves.

Getting your wits about you, you wisely thrash and wrestle your way out of the fucking parachute. In the distance you see the Edmund Fitzgerald slam to earth, the massive steel bow crumpling as it digs into the earth in a long, shuddering, skidding impact. The entire stern of the vessel seems to be on fire, and somewhere around where the shafts used to be, the steel is slagging, glowing white-hot with heat.

And then the Martians begin to emerge.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/03/12(Sat)23:31 No.18195368 >>18195361 Time to engage then.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:31 No.18195369 >>18195233 In the show, she can't hold her liquor for shit. She got a jug of wine dropped on her, and she instantly drunked the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:31 No.18195373 >>18195361 Kill em KILL'EM ALL

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/03/12(Sat)23:32 No.18195377 >>18195361 1) Why did the FAEBs not kill everyone inside? 2) Why did Chuck never hit the freighter? 3) Did nobody see us land?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:32 No.18195382 File: 1330835538.jpg-(13 KB, 353x337, don't worry, I'm raping yo(...).jpg) >>18195310 THIS

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:32 No.18195384 >>18195361 FIND WAIST-HIGH COVER NOW

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:32 No.18195385 >>18195361 NOOOOOPE RUN AWAY

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:32 No.18195390 File: 1330835567.jpg-(186 KB, 800x800, uh what.jpg) >>18195361 Fuck

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:33 No.18195395 >>18195361 "You mad?"

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:33 No.18195403 >>18195361 Regroup and take cover. WHERE THE FUCK IS CHUCK?!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:33 No.18195406 >>18195361 FIND CONVIENTLY PLACED WAIST HIGH COVER, THEN DISREGARD IT AND FIND A CHAINSAW

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:33 No.18195408 >>18195361 "Minna! A little help here?!"

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:33 No.18195413 >>18195361 Start shooting, I gues.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:33 No.18195417 File: 1330835619.jpg-(182 KB, 480x446, 1330668808669.jpg) >>18195361 We paratrooper now

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:33 No.18195419 >>18195361 WE ADVANCE... IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION No really, shoot while backing off, we do NOT want to dive into the middle of that if we can help it. Not unless backup arrives or a vehicle of mass destruction falls into our lap.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:33 No.18195420 >>18195347 she, is short for Christiane Barkhor, trudes sis (and Gerd's waifu IRL)

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/03/12(Sat)23:34 No.18195428 >>18195361 >inb4 SAS reinforcements

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:34 No.18195429 >>18195361 Take cover, open fire, hope someone has some bombs left.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:34 No.18195431 File: 1330835655.gif-(415 KB, 480x384, pop pop pop watching motherfuc(...).gif) >>18195361 Get our comrades to start strafing the ground.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:34 No.18195433 >>18195361 >A minute later, you hear somebody swear right before they WHUMP into the ground themselves. Only... only one other WHUMP? But we have two crew!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:34 No.18195434 >>18195361 Give us a fucking break, this is groundpounder territory now.

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:34 No.18195435

>>18195361
There was blood upon the risers, there were brains upon the chute,
Intestines were a'dangling from his Paratrooper suit,
He was a mess, they picked him up and poured him from his boots,
And he ain't gonna jump no more

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
And he ain't gonna jump no more!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:34 No.18195438 >>18195406 Then do we attach the chainsaw to our Chicago Typewriter and turn this into a manly grunting simulator on the Xbox?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:34 No.18195439 [x] make like a tree and leave

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:34 No.18195442 >>18195368 DO WE HAVE WINGS AND A PROPELLER? NO? THEN WE DO NOT 'ENGAGE', LIEUTENANT COLONEL GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:34 No.18195443 INB4 GROUND REINFORCEMENTS

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:35 No.18195446 >>18195361 Check our gun, find cover, begin firing on the Martians until both Ian and Sean are up.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:35 No.18195447 >>18195310 >>18195368 These.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:35 No.18195449 Cue the patton girls?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:35 No.18195453 >>18195200 Posted it in the last thread, we need it in both.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:35 No.18195454 >>18195433 Ian probably jumped out last because he's a pansy. He'll be falling on Seans head any minute now.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:35 No.18195457 File: 1330835739.jpg-(112 KB, 1280x720, 131528001277.jpg) 2nd Armoured! Where are you?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:36 No.18195462 >>18195447 At least it's appropriately showy

>>	Starshadow 03/03/12(Sat)23:36 No.18195463 Do we still have the SMG? If not, locate bros and bug the fuck out of here. Wounded pilots make mediocre paratroopers.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:36 No.18195466 "Ian ... don't miss."

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:36 No.18195475 >>18195443 This guy beat you to it, >>18195428

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:37 No.18195478 >>18195361 RUN

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:37 No.18195481 >>18195454 Or he didn't jump...

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:37 No.18195485 File: 1330835860.jpg-(1.03 MB, 1133x1600, b877cfe8fce8b90965da191c280a12(...).jpg) Inb4 tanks and ground witches

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:37 No.18195487 And suddenly it all makes sense. This is why Planefag had us choose someone for ground.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:37 No.18195488 climb a tree and hide. GROUND BOUNCE

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:38 No.18195491 File: 1330835889.png-(1.34 MB, 600x900, 1324331245977.png) >>18195457 Arnhem.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:38 No.18195495 >>18195457 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! now I have to dig the DVD's out of storage

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:38 No.18195496 >>18195487 >>18195487 >>18195487

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:39 No.18195505 File: 1330835952.png-(963 KB, 1689x2400, 041 [5351B172].png) PAGING MAJOR MILES Goddess of Victory, where art thee?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:39 No.18195508 >>18195485 >implying that we are not going to be supported by Stirling & Stirling

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:39 No.18195514 File: 1330835980.jpg-(84 KB, 400x300, 1328149405616.jpg) >>18195495 >>18195457 MFW I just started watching this series in full again yesterday

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/03/12(Sat)23:39 No.18195517 File: 1330835996.jpg-(96 KB, 541x800, I'm trying my best but my gun (...).jpg) >>18195361

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:40 No.18195519 File: 1330836004.jpg-(283 KB, 800x1089, 1324330959769.jpg) >>18195491 Okay, that poster didn't go where I thought it did. Here, have a better one.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:40 No.18195524 >>18195517 > filename

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:40 No.18195525 everyone saw us crash into the glowing-white freighter. theyve probably assumed we're dead. I doubt they watching for chutes at 200 feet.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:40 No.18195528 >>18195517 why does she have treads if she can't use them?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:40 No.18195533 Time to shit talk like a groundpounder http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mwJaQCf6to

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:40 No.18195535 >>18195508 Patton Girls won the vote if I remember right.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:41 No.18195542 planefag asked for a ground unit from us before we left for this mission he had it all planned out

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:41 No.18195545 >>18195533 JESUS, Conrad, tie your FUCKIN' laces!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:41 No.18195547 >>18195517 >>18195528 I'm more curious how her legs even fit in there. The treads look like they recede in too far.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:41 No.18195548 >>18195528 she goes on her knees like for a lot of other things she does dohohoho

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:41 No.18195549 >>18195535 planefag never stated which wom and it was damn close.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:42 No.18195550 >>18195533 OH GOD >We're FUCKED crew, Command is DRUNK AGAIN!"

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:42 No.18195552 >>18195549 It's been said before. Why not both?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:42 No.18195555 >>18195505 how do you fix a bayonet to a tank gun?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:42 No.18195558 >>18195517 ...Is she missing her lower legs? Because it doesn't look like anything but machine is down there.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:43 No.18195566 >>18195555 tightly.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/03/12(Sat)23:43 No.18195569 >>18195552 Because then there would be none of the tears that planefag requires for sustenance?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:43 No.18195573 >>18195505 >Fix Bayonets >not Fix Swords ARE YOU EVEN TRYING JAPAN

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:43 No.18195574 >>18195558 same way that air strikers work

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/03/12(Sat)23:44 No.18195578
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>>18195361

You stand and watch numbly as the distant freighter's hull seems to fall apart. Huge sections of her sides open into well-concealed hatches carved into the hull herself, and from the interior come war machines of all shapes and sizes come pouring out. Infantry swarm like gnats around the Martian tanks, most of them the sturdy walkers with six stumpy legs, and the occasional limber, tall Tripod.

"You know what?" you say. "This is bullshit."

"How so?" Ian asks. You look up to find him sitting on the roof of a barn.

Of course. That smooth asshole never has an awkward moment, does he?

"Dude. We kicked their asses!" you exclaim. "We planted fuel-air bombs inside the hold, took half their reinforcements on those rocket-ship things and rammed 'em right up their ass, scattered half their paradrop all over the countryside, CRASH-LANDED on their - well, our - ship, and then just jumped off it like we didn't give a shit!" You turn and point at the Fitzgerald disgorging troops. "And they're still unloading! God dammit! God dammit, man!"

Sean sighs as he disentangles himself from a hedge and his own parachute. "What did you expect? You thought you were going to take down a Laker all by yourself and win the day? Even we have limits."

You just watch the Fitzgerald unload an entire army of Martians only a few hundred yards away from your position. Despite everything, you've failed.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:44 No.18195579 >>18195566 very firmly

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:44 No.18195582 >>18195547 I think her legs are just behind the treads, covered up from the front.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:44 No.18195584 Patton girls won.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:44 No.18195589 >>18195558 Going by series canon, the girls legs are displaced to a different dimension, which is why near skin contact is required for them to work.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/03/12(Sat)23:44 No.18195592 >>18195578 Wait for it...

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:44 No.18195593 >>18195573 Tankers tend to be only moderately capable in melee, they are definitely no infantry.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:45 No.18195599 >>18195550 Gunner, aim at zat camera in the sky

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/03/12(Sat)23:45 No.18195603 File: 1330836323.jpg-(76 KB, 800x674, 1326592116995 (1).jpg) >>18195517 >40mm Poor Matilda-San~

>>	Arcbound 03/03/12(Sat)23:45 No.18195607 >>18195578 >you've failed OR HAVE WE?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:45 No.18195610 >>18195578 Lets head home. There's nothing more to do here.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:46 No.18195616 >>18195578 Nope. We didn't die for nothing. Oh wait, we didn't die.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:46 No.18195617 >>18195578 Better than unloading in london in a cloud of deadly black smoke. Seriously MC is sounding like a whiny bitch right now.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:46 No.18195621 >failed Don't be too hard on yourself MC, we still managed to kill a fuckton of them and keep the ship from reaching its target.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:46 No.18195622 >>18195578 Shut it Seanya, we weren't the only ones shooting at it.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:46 No.18195625 >>18195584 You keep telling yourself that, until planefag reveals the winner, we will not know. And for the record, SAS beat patton girls anyday. BRITISH BALLS OF STEEL versus loli battle weapon? No contest.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:47 No.18195628 File: 1330836420.jpg-(166 KB, 800x1024, 1330047884447.jpg) >>18195578 Where my armor support at?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:47 No.18195629 now would be a good time for Chuck to drop that 2,000lbs of HE that he is apparently still carrying.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:47 No.18195631 >>18195578 Did Chuck use his bombs already? We heard something hit the ship before we went inside, but it could have been a missile.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:47 No.18195632 File: 1330836430.png-(13 KB, 438x499, 1324474529762.png) >>18195578

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:47 No.18195633 >>18195578 We still have a gun and there are still aliums over there. Let's get shooty while we wait for our Deus ex Machina to show up.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:47 No.18195634 ...this was our Kobayashi Maru?

>>	Starshadow 03/03/12(Sat)23:47 No.18195638 Doesn't Chuck still have his bombs? I smell a bounce.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:47 No.18195640 >>18195578 we dropped the situation from war endingly bad to very bad. pretty damn good days worn in my opinion.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:48 No.18195645 Guys. We're missing the big picture. Do we have the guncam footage of our bounce of the dreadnought still?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:48 No.18195650 >>18195645 yes, it's in our pocket

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:48 No.18195653 >>18195645 That's either back home or in our jacket. Either way, it's mostly unharmed. Probably.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:49 No.18195655 >>18195645 In our jacket pocket OR back at the pub

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:50 No.18195661 >>18195645 we handed it off at the pub

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:50 No.18195663 A man only fails if he gives up or he dies. we aint dead and we aint done

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:50 No.18195671 >>18195578 So out of curiosity, what happens if a whole bunch of Witches make really strong shields beneath themselves and then drop to the ground? Specifically, what happens if they do this while there's a shit-ton of aliums underneath them?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:51 No.18195674 >>18195671 It's simple. They bounce the aliums.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:51 No.18195677 File: 1330836705.jpg-(489 KB, 1049x1032, 1330633493502.jpg) >>18195578 >Despite everything, you've failed. that sounds like something someone who is not a fucking pilot would

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:51 No.18195678 >>18195671 Ever drop a 20 lb free weight on an ant bed as a kid?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:52 No.18195681 >>18195671 they bounce, in the silly trampoline sense of the verb.

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:52 No.18195686

>>18195645
Guys.
We're Missing the big picture.

Our Black Widow is back home waiting for us and we're going to have to apologize for not being entirely faithful.

And to think, we were almost seduced by a single engine plane.
Nay.
A navy plane.

Gentlemen, we must do our best to repent for our sins towards our waifu.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:52 No.18195688 >>18195677 ngl i'd be gay for papulu

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:52 No.18195690 >>18195671 My god. Why havent we thought of this before?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:53 No.18195693 >>18195686 This man is right

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:54 No.18195702 >>18195686 RAILROADING BECAUSE PF CAN'T LET GO OF HIS P-61 WAIFU FUCK THIS QUEST

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:54 No.18195705 >>18195690 Because they can't make a shield strong enough to survive the fall that covers a large enough area to actually be worth doing. It's much easier for them to just strafe the fuckers.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:55 No.18195708 >>18195702 Actually he pretty much had to force us to NOT constantly only use the Widow

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:55 No.18195714 >>18195705 Yeah. Erica said it, directly using magic to kill things is inefficient as all fuck.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:55 No.18195716 >>18195702 shut up!! those twin booms go all the way and you know you love it!!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:56 No.18195718 Wait, we're near a barn? Find the house. They might have a phone. ...Do we know the number to the base?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:56 No.18195720 >>18195671 They don't way much, and spread over a large area they don't weigh anything. It could be a good way to supress their fire or something though.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:56 No.18195721 >>18195625 SAS would make an interesting change from witches, and it would let us see some normals being badass rather than witches being all sparkely.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/03/12(Sat)23:56 No.18195723
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>>18195578

You look at the sky.

"Despite everything," you state dramatically. "WE HAVE FAILED."

Nothing happens.

"... who will save us now?" Ian tries.

All that happens is the crunch of hedges as some Martian tanks turn towards your position and start lumbering towards you.

"Well, it was good knowing you gentlemen?" you try.

Nothing at fucking all.

"Minna, your sense of dramatic timing sucks rancid buttermilk scum," you say bitterly, ramming a fresh magazine into your Thompson. "And you too, Trude. Fuck you."

"So what now?" Sean asks

"We die, I guess," you say conversationally. "But between you and me, were I to live, I'd go for Erica."

"You'd - what?" Sean marvels.

"Yeah. Redheads; all drama, no play. Brunette had promise, but then accidentally all the aliums." You sigh and shake your head. "So that leaves blondes."

"Perrine!" Ian interjects from his rooftop.

"... well, fuck it," you decide, locking the bolt back on your Thompson. "COME AND GET SOME, YOU FUCKING ALIUMS!"

"YEAH!" Ian says.

"YEAH!" Sean says.

"MRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN!" says a twelve-cylinder, forty-liter engine as it rips through the air sixty feet over your head.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:56 No.18195724 >>18195686 It was either take an un-pimped Widow or another type all together. Our true waifu simply couldn't be repaired in time; I'm sure she'll understand.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:57 No.18195729 >>18195718 Also tell Civvies we run into to get the hell out of here, this place just became a warzone

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:57 No.18195733 >>18195686 Oh god, we need to get some oil, something so we can give her a good buffing, some nice paint for our new kills. Oh god, I hope she won't mind!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:57 No.18195735 >>18195723 CHUCK YOU GLORIOUS, DRAMATIC ENTRY BASTARD

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:57 No.18195736 >>18195723 Oh, MC.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:57 No.18195737 >>18195723 >But between you and me, were I to live, I'd go for Erica. Planefag you magnificent bastard.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:58 No.18195740 File: 1330837081.jpg-(62 KB, 700x500, 1258911400448.jpg) >>18195723 YAMI WO KIRISAKU OPEN FIRE

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:58 No.18195742 File: 1330837084.png-(34 KB, 199x200, 1329877984198.png) >>18195723

>>	Will 03/03/12(Sat)23:58 No.18195743 >>18195723 And here, at the end of all things... CHUCK STEALS OUR KILL.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:58 No.18195744 File: 1330837089.png-(11 KB, 400x400, 1 (2).png)

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/03/12(Sat)23:58 No.18195746 >>18195723 Oh lord, are you TRYING to waifu-bait? Yes, yes you are. I liek you.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:58 No.18195755 File: 1330837124.jpg-(12 KB, 275x183, 1308794948527.jpg) >>18195723 >>18195723

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:58 No.18195761 >>18195723 Glorious.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:59 No.18195764 >>18195723 testicle crushing aside, YESSSSSS

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:59 No.18195766

>>18195720
yeah, and even at full dive they cannot accelerate fast enough to exert any meaningful amount of force.

hell, going from anime footage they barely react to gravity at all, shirley's jugs SHOULD reach her navel if they were bound by physics, and don't get me started on their foot-wide heads...

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:59 No.18195767 >>18195723 YES. If we want our balls crushed, let it be done by Erica

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:59 No.18195768 >>18195723 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mwJaQCf6to&feature=player_detailpage#t=45.5s

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:59 No.18195770 >>18195746 AND YOU DOUBTED THE INAPPROPRIATELY ATTRACTED TO AIRPLANES TRIPCODE USER

>>	Starshadow 03/03/12(Sat)23:59 No.18195771 File: 1330837174.jpg-(48 KB, 662x439, Hawker_Typhoon_showing_salvo_o(...).jpg) HOW MANY BUGS CAN A GNOME CHUCK CHUCK

>>	Major Airlift 03/03/12(Sat)23:59 No.18195774 File: 1330837182.gif-(379 KB, 500x550, 1328157745192.gif) >>18195723 You motherfucker...

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:59 No.18195777 File: 1330837188.jpg-(9 KB, 210x214, 1328147243141.jpg) >>18195723 >MFW >>18195740 CARPET DESIRE GOO

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:00 No.18195778 File: 1330837202.jpg-(113 KB, 1280x960, huehuehue.jpg) >>18195723 the very Platonic Form of Trolling

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:00 No.18195779 >>18195743 No way. We shot down the plane. That's our kill. He can kill all the ground pounders. They don't count.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:00 No.18195783 rolled 7 = 7 >>18195723 Chuck, if you remembered the cluster bombs, we won't fuck your sister. For now.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:00 No.18195785 >>18195723 >I'd go for Erica. Somehow, I just knew you'd do that eventually.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:00 No.18195786 >>18195723 Does anyone have Maximum Overtroll.jpg? I seem to have lost mine.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:00 No.18195789 >>18195779 the edmund fitzgerald still only counts as one.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:01 No.18195793 File: 1330837277.gif-(391 KB, 160x120, mbishonyes.gif) >>18195723 Yes! YES! FUCKING FINALLY YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:01 No.18195795 >>18195785 We should totally start hitting on her when we get back, just to mess with everyone. Who knows, it might even rattle her for a change.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:02 No.18195804 >>18195789 Maybe so, but it'll look awfully nice next to the Dreadnaught on the Widow.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/04/12(Sun)00:02 No.18195805 File: 1330837322.jpg-(62 KB, 327x294, witch on head retarded.jpg) >>18195740 how many desires can you fit in a b-52

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:02 No.18195810 File: 1330837351.gif-(1.77 MB, 314x291, 1307473028901.gif) >>18195786 One better!

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:02 No.18195813 Dammit you guys. Erica is only 15, she's below the cutoff age.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:02 No.18195816 File: 1330837379.jpg-(71 KB, 924x1019, 1327644866091.jpg) >>18195723 even planefag knows who the best witch is

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:03 No.18195822 File: 1330837397.jpg-(819 KB, 1600x1304, 1329376852915.jpg) >>18195795 It'd be funny to see Minna's reaction. Or maybe not so funny

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:03 No.18195830 >>18195813 16

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:03 No.18195831 >>18195822 Maybe we get a yandere base commander?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:03 No.18195832 File: 1330837434.jpg-(342 KB, 744x1052, 1328845868992.jpg) >>18195723 >Minna and Trude Awww yeah

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:04 No.18195834 File: 1330837442.jpg-(138 KB, 760x501, 1258916977957.jpg) >>18195805 This many.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:04 No.18195836 >>18195813 grass on the field, play ball.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:04 No.18195842 >>18195813 I think she's 16, and just for >>18195822 it'd be worth it. Besides, we have to troll Erica at some point, and this might be the best way to do it.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:04 No.18195844 >>18195813 She could be 16

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:04 No.18195845 >>18195810 Wow, yeah, not even close to what I meant. That's not trolling,t hat's just being an ass.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:04 No.18195852 >>18195831 >implying we don't already have one

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:04 No.18195853 File: 1330837494.jpg-(49 KB, 322x494, b-gata-h-kei-2155351.jpg) >>18195830 >She was only sixteen, only sixteen.But I loved her so

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:05 No.18195857 Anyone else find it funny that MC is only considering the three German Witches?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:05 No.18195861 File: 1330837525.jpg-(100 KB, 640x960, snail trail.jpg) >>18195723 Better make good on those words MC!

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:05 No.18195862 >>18195857 Well, they do have the best accents

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:05 No.18195866 >>18195842 16 by the end of 44, and 15 in the summer of 43.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:05 No.18195867 >>18195844 she is 16 which is legal in most parts of the world and was there even age laws in 1943?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:05 No.18195868 File: 1330837550.jpg-(444 KB, 1280x720, 1279650151565.jpg) To the Fucking Aliums!

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:05 No.18195872 >>18195857 He's a glutton for punishment, I guess.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:06 No.18195875 >>18195857 He takes our threadbanter into consideration for later writing. We were basically doing the same thing, so he's running with it. Dude does a surprisingly good job of working our collective thoughts into the game.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:06 No.18195877 >two faction waifuwars shitting all the threads >areodromehomosexual trolls them by mentioning 3rd party >three faction war well whatever, kill aliens keep not giving a shit.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:06 No.18195886 >>18195857 maybe he likes sweet German nothings being whispered in his ear during sex? i know i do....

JA TO THE BO, BITCH planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/04/12(Sun)00:07 No.18195894
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>>18195723

The B-Model Mustang screams overhead, and something hot and metallic bounces off your head and hits the ground. Smoking tracers plunge into the massed troops by the grounded freighter, sending Walkers and Martian infantry diving everywhere.

And then Chuck uses his bombs.

They drop off the rails cleanly, bellying into the earth. Still moving at four-hundred miles per hour, they bounce and skip off the farm fields, digging deep furrows in the earth as Chuck peels his Mustang away in a tight chandelle. One of the bombs strikes a stone wall and flips into the air, tailfins-over-nosecone, and it somersaults into the midst of the Martians. The other keeps skipping along the earth, finally tilting sideways and breaking up as it slams into the Fitzgerald's side with a collision so loud you can hear it clear from where you stand.

The Martians have just enough time to stare at the eggs in their midst when the 500 pound bombs detonate.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:07 No.18195897 >>18195857 Hail deutschland!

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:07 No.18195898 File: 1330837634.jpg-(122 KB, 672x960, 001.jpg) >MC wants his balls crushed

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:07 No.18195899 >>18195861 >filename My sides are moving on their own

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:07 No.18195900 >>18195857 Most are either too young, too lesbian for each other. The legible ones are Sakamoto and maybe Shirley and those two are more bro materials.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:07 No.18195902 >>18195795 >>18195822 >>18195842 I fully support this.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/04/12(Sun)00:07 No.18195904 >>18195857 The others, except for Sakamotobro, are too young.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:07 No.18195905 >>18195894 >And then Chuck uses his bombs. THERE STOP BITCHING GODDAMN

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:08 No.18195913 File: 1330837700.jpg-(27 KB, 526x352, doubledecadeawesome.jpg) rolled 32 = 32 >>18195894 FUCK YEA CHUCK STYLE CHUNKY SALSA

Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:08 No.18195915

>>18195857
He did show some interest in Shirley early on, but we haven't seen much of her since the whole gnome thing heated up.

As far as screentime goes, Minna has the advantage of being the commander, and Trude has the whole subplot with her sister going on (as well as being sorta #2 or #3 in the chain of command), so it's not surprising that they tend to be around more.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:08 No.18195918 >>18195894 Fucking finally. He's getting some slaps after this

Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:09 No.18195927

>>18195857
Have you ever heard germans having sex? I'll admit it's just a matter of phone sex with me - guy in the next cube over didn't know I spoke german and was talking with his wife - but it's like talking dirty to your cat. It's just so...so cutesy, even when you're saying such lewd things.

> Aww, lookit the little schnookums. You're a good little cocksucker, yes you are! Such a cute little whore!

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:09 No.18195935 >>18195894 >And then Chuck uses his bombs. Fucking finally. And he'll expect to be congratulated back at base, too, won't the late bastard.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:09 No.18195936 >>18195900 Shirley tried to rape us, and Sakamoto's been a bit hot/cold with us for a while.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:09 No.18195941 >>18195894 ohboyherewego.jpg

>>	Will 03/04/12(Sun)00:09 No.18195942 >>18195877 A battle of THREE armies?

Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:09 No.18195943

Suddenly, the ericafags mistake banter and trolling for genuine feelings.
You guys are just setting yourselves for disappointment. The battle is between trude and minna, with minba currently coming out in front. If recent threads are to be belisved at least.
Also, Erica is underaged. And don't try to argue that into somehow being acceptable.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:10 No.18195946 i looked it up and in the 40's its legal if within 6 years of eachother and over 13 so now that thats settled...

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:10 No.18195949 >>18195894 Now run before they figure out what happened.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:10 No.18195951 Am I missing another thread? And clearly the course of action is to CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE! We'll at least make some noise on their hull.

>>	Starshadow 03/04/12(Sun)00:11 No.18195965 File: 1330837893.gif-(2.11 MB, 320x221, 1329438573757.gif) BITCHES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY WINGMAN'S PYLONS

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:11 No.18195967 "Bout time you earned your keep" Followed by beers back at base

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:11 No.18195970 >>18195915 Now that we've gotten over it, I favor USA USA USA USA USA!

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:12 No.18195973 >>18195943 Erica is not underaged. Also >yfw Sakabro goes on a trip with MC to bounce more witches

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:12 No.18195983 >>18195951 I support continuing our war. Though a measured cleanup seams more to the point.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:12 No.18195988 >>18195943 Not genuine feelings, just an opportunity for more trolling. See >>18195795 >>18195822 and also >>18195946

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:13 No.18195994 >>18195867 naw, t'was all fair game if the father Ok'd it and you married.but with hartman you're obliged to marry ursula too.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:13 No.18195996 YEeeeah http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSJAZT6XB4g

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:13 No.18195997 >>18195970 You mean Kathy? I'm down with that.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:13 No.18196002 Honestly, I'd be okay with Kathy End.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:13 No.18196009 >>18195946 Source please.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:13 No.18196010 >>18195994 ...This is a bad thing?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:14 No.18196011 >>18195943 There might be more Minnafags than Trudefags, but when you factor the pure antiMinnafags in, she's not ahead.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:15 No.18196025 >>18195988 Yup. Even the Minnafags would support it so we can watch her get all jealous.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:15 No.18196034 >Focusing on getting a Waifu for MC instead of getting Miyafuji with Lynette

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:15 No.18196036 >>18196009 google http://chnm.gmu.edu/cyh/teaching-modules/230

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:15 No.18196037 >>18196011 >anti-Minnafags Of which, from what I can tell, there are maybe two or three. They're just very loud and very persistent.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:15 No.18196039 >>18196010 We're classier than Mahou Shounen Quest, goddammit.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:16 No.18196044 Fight? On the ground? Heck with that. We need evac. SOMEBODY FIND US A NEW PLANE TO CRASH!

>>	Starshadow 03/04/12(Sun)00:16 No.18196045 File: 1330838173.jpg-(35 KB, 338x450, 1329360395705.jpg) >>18196011 planefag does not care from whom the bitchtears flow. Only that they do.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:16 No.18196049 >>18196011 I meant with regards to how its being portrayed in planefags posts. Not with the number of waifufags that each girl has. Hell the waifuwars are the cancer of these threads and the source of planefags power.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:16 No.18196051 >>18196034 i support this

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:17 No.18196057 >>18196045 THE TEARS MUST FLOW

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:17 No.18196060 >>18196034 We should just play matchmaker for the whole squad and pair off Minna and Trude with other people so we don't have to deal with them.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:17 No.18196062 >>18196045 This. Fuck this waifufaggotry here.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:17 No.18196069 >>18196037 It's been better recently, maybe just cause we've been in the air a lot. It was pretty bad in earlier threads though.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:18 No.18196074 >>18196060 Minna/Sakamabroto, Trude/Shirly?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:18 No.18196075 >>18196045 >>18196057 Control the waifus, control the tears.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:18 No.18196077 >>18196045 I think my favorite thing about it is how he simultaneously gives everyone exactly what they want and still trolling them sideways.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:18 No.18196080 >>18196037 You can even sort of identity them. The ALL CAPS guy, the no caps guy, and the potty mouth.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:18 No.18196083 >>18196045 Yes, tears for the tear god, bawww's for the bawww throne

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:18 No.18196085 File: 1330838330.jpg-(71 KB, 916x395, 1328151419416.jpg) Clearly we have been forgetting what this quest is really about

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:19 No.18196087 >>18196062 But then how will planefag replenish his unholy powers without the endless supply of bitch tears?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:19 No.18196088 >>18196049 >are the cancer of these threads and the source of planefags power > planefags power clearly we must never cease to waifuwar least he runs out of juice.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:19 No.18196090 >>18196080 >implying that couldn't be the same person

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:19 No.18196097 You know, MC and crew are being charged by a large hoard of Aliums, in a situation that could mean the fall of Britian. Why are we preoccupied with waifufaggin right now?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:19 No.18196100 >>18196087 By troling /cgl/

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:20 No.18196109 >>18196085 Subverting the magical sparkle girl crap from the series and showing them up? Well we did just shoot down a fucking freighter.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:20 No.18196112 >>18196080 Note: the no caps guy could also be the potty mouth.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:20 No.18196114 >>18196097 Nothing better to do?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:20 No.18196117 >>18196097 Welcome to SWQ.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:20 No.18196119 >>18196034 True, we need to do that. >>18196060 Also this.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:20 No.18196122 >>18196097 He didn't say >wat do and there's no real obvious course of action.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:20 No.18196123 >>18196097 because he hasn't posted "wat do?" so we're not needed yet.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/04/12(Sun)00:21 No.18196126 >>18196088 That is the eternal conundrum. We must locate an alternate power source for lord overtroll planefag.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:21 No.18196128 >>18196088 On the same token, we need not encourage them either. The bitch tears will flow with no additional encouragement.

Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:21 No.18196129

>>18196037

>persistent
been trying to give up for 15 or so threads now. you just keep being far to retarded. the stalkerwatch. painting the plane. crawling into her damned bed??

why? why do you have to be total asburgers about this? those would all be far to terrible to not object to even if there were no minna involved.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:21 No.18196131 >>18196075 PLANEFAG! THE SLEEPER HAS AWOKEN!

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:21 No.18196133 File: 1330838479.jpg-(22 KB, 242x261, 1330132347108.jpg) rolled 15 = 15 In unrelated aviation news: Top Gun 2 features Maverick as a F-35 Test Pilot

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:21 No.18196134 >>18196097 Why it is of course for our great benefactor planefags amusement, why else would we argue over waifus?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:22 No.18196148 >>18196097 Well, you know how MC allocated parts of his personality to the various witches? It's like that. MC is actually a Democratic Socialist state. Currenlty, we are being zucchini

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:22 No.18196153 >>18196097 no >wat do

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:22 No.18196156 >>18196123 Except to feed his hunger for bitchtears.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:22 No.18196159 >>18196133 This is a joke, right? RIGHT?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:22 No.18196160 >>18195723 >Erica Why do I feel like this may be some kind of snark against >>18194911?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:23 No.18196165 >>18196129 >you Nope. Not particularly a waifufag. Just pointing out that Minna-hate has dwindled to a relative few people.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:23 No.18196166 >>18196134 yeah, we all know the one true love of Mc is Ian, we're just playing along

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:23 No.18196174 >>18195898 that fucking doujin

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:23 No.18196177 File: 1330838627.png-(316 KB, 325x456, 1328149579233.png) >>18196159 You wish. I wish. http://www.flightglobal.com/blogs/the-dewline/2012/03/top-gun-2-will-rock-the-f-35-t.html

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:23 No.18196178 File: 1330838634.jpg-(475 KB, 1280x2880, 1329071661037.jpg) >what this thread needs >or maybe not it's all funny shit to be honest

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/04/12(Sun)00:23 No.18196179
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>>18195894

The shockwave of the blast doesn't knock you on your ass, but it comes close. You wipe blood off your pilot's goggles to better watch the towering fireball climbing into the sky as bits and pieces of aliums begin to rain down about you. Dirt and rocks begin to rain down as well, prompting you to sprint inside of the barn. Ian comes swinging in through the haymow door, and Sean tromps in, his parachute neatly draped over one arm. Yours is still attached to your harness, and you just drag it with you as you haul ass inside the barn.

"Chuck! Chuck, you beautiful bastard!" you cry. "Oh, that'll show the bastards! Welcome to London, bitches! Haha!"

You slump onto a hay bale. "I am tired," you announce.

"Well, today has been fascinating," Ian says. "Only one dark spot."

"What's that?" you ask, looking up at him wearily.

"You feeding me to Perrine like fucking dog kibble!" he shouts, throwing a handful of loose hay at you.

You stare at him blankly as the hay sprinkles over you, and quite suddenly, you begin laughing. You lean against the wooden wall and laugh and laugh and laugh, and soon after, Ian joins you.

"Hey," Sean says. "Shut up."

You point at him, like the very sight of him is hilarious, and continue to guffaw along with Ian.

"Please be quiet," Sean says intensely, and both you and Ian choke on surprise.

"Did you just say... 'please'?" Ian asks with quiet wonder.

Sean unlimbers his sword with a casual, wide motion, and hefts the blade once to secure his grip. He begins wandering around the floor of the old barn cautiously. There's a single sad-looking milk cow in a single stall to one side, bales of hay stacked around the place, and some broken-looking tackle... and not much else.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:24 No.18196181 >>18196148 We need some OOWOAAAAAA and SUPAH RUKKINI KIKKU. And pastah. ... And ROMANYAH!

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:24 No.18196182 >>18196160 Planefag never read your post. Don't try and delude yourself.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:24 No.18196184 >>18196160 http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?3uctjy05au343l5 masochist?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:24 No.18196185 >>18196166 Would you hand over your true love to the Hound of Gaul? Didn't think so.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:24 No.18196188 File: 1330838668.jpg-(216 KB, 1600x1200, 1328680650584.jpg) >>18196129 I don't even care who we end up with if any, but I'm going to paint Minna on the plane because you've proven yourself thoroughly and irredeemably unlikable in every thread.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:24 No.18196190 >>18196166 be careful. britian will chemically castrate us for that.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:25 No.18196197 >>18196129 >painting the plane I just had the best idea ever. What if we paint Ian onto Perrine's Striker Unit? And Sean onto Sakamoto's? And maybe Lynette onto Yoshika's, to get her thoughts moving in the right direction?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:25 No.18196202 >>18196179 Something... Something feels off.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/04/12(Sun)00:25 No.18196205 >>18196179 We must Sam Fisher this bitch. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsxhy_9iijg&list=PL603B95A0585BE24A&index=36&feature=plpp _video

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:25 No.18196209 >>18196179 HIDDEN MOVEMENT

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:25 No.18196214 >>18196179 CUE CHRIS

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:25 No.18196217 >>18196179 Okay, check our gun. If Sean thinks it's important enough to say "please", then it's fucking important. There's probably some Martians around here. Maybe that one that we saw bail out its Prick.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:26 No.18196220 >>18196179 In the coming days, that cow will be essential in defending Britain. So we must kill the cow.

>>	Starshadow 03/04/12(Sun)00:26 No.18196223 GNOME SENSE TINGLING PREPARE FOR BATTLE I think Sean just found Chris.

Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:26 No.18196227

>>18196197
> sean onto sakamoto's
Could someone explain where the whole sean/sakamoto thing came from? Hells, WE'VE been more interested in Sakamoto than he has. About the only thing I can think of is the "I love that girl" he gave when she trolled us, which is a whole different sort of love.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:26 No.18196228 >>18196179 There might be treasure in the cow. Or Chris. Or a surprise party. Either, let's open the cow.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:26 No.18196229 >>18196188 As have you. Now shut up.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:26 No.18196230 >>18196178 where dis from

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:27 No.18196237 >>18196179 suddely NEW ROUTE: ALIEN DEFECTOR WAIFU!!

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:27 No.18196240 >>18196179 Seans outriders senses are tingling WE ARE NOT ALONE

>>	Major Airlift 03/04/12(Sun)00:27 No.18196244 >>18196179 WE RIDE THE COW OUT OF HERE! It shall be our mount and mascot!

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:27 No.18196245 >>18196177 Thank goodness it's a joke. Now I must prepare myself for the strange hallucinations that it's real that I somehow know will come.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:27 No.18196247 >>18196179 .... NOPEMARTIAN, IS THAT YOU???

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:27 No.18196249 I'd love to see Sakamoto and Sean spar which either other or maybe even perhaps Jack Churchill.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:27 No.18196250 >>18196179 Sean is actually Seanya, radar gnome extraordinaire, we must pay attention and search for threats.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:27 No.18196254 >>18196229 Except I haven't posted in any of these arguments prior to that post?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:28 No.18196255 >>18196223 His radar is active even without a plane! His gnome powers have awoken!

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:28 No.18196258 >>18196227 Because we frequently find the two of them hanging out together during their free time, and getting your crewmates laid is part of the Bro Code?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:28 No.18196261 >>18196179 The cow was dominated by aliens! Reverse-mind-fuck her

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:28 No.18196267 >>18196247 YES!

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:28 No.18196269 Please have it be nopemartian. AND HAVE HIM DEFECT TO OUR SIDE

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:28 No.18196272 >Sean opens barn door >Martian >Reaches out and closes barn door

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:28 No.18196274 >>18196247 We left him behind in the now bombed ship. Even if he didn't die to Chuck's bombs, he couldn't have made it out and crawled to the barn before we got there.

Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:29 No.18196275

>>18196227
Really, Ian is the one who's probably gotten closest to her. He saved/helped her from/with the alium that broke into her room, they were in the submarine together, he's the one who convinced her to let Sean keep the sword. All Sean's ever done is look at her ass.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:29 No.18196276 >>18196179 Heft Thompson, head over to check it out. The Thompson needs a name. I propose Gregory.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:29 No.18196278 File: 1330838953.jpg-(72 KB, 414x486, hidden.jpg) >>18196179

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:29 No.18196282 >>18196250 Have they ever been seen in the same place together?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:29 No.18196285 Think about this for a second, guys. What sort of poor ass farmer has ONE cow. ONE. This is clearly a trap.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:29 No.18196286 >>18196250 Sanya=radar Lynette=marksmen Eila=Precognition So we have Seanya, Ianette, and MCila?

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/04/12(Sun)00:29 No.18196290 File: 1330838981.png-(50 KB, 250x270, 1328151153517.png) >>18196272 YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:29 No.18196292 >>18196209 AAAAAAARRGHGHGHGHGHGH CHRYSALIDS!

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:29 No.18196293 >>18196274 We were out for several minutes.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:29 No.18196294 >>18196245 ? http://gizmodo.com/5889737/top-gun-2-is-real-and-stars-a-plane-that-doesnt-fly It's happening alright.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:30 No.18196295 >>18196254 Look at that. He can't into logic.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:30 No.18196301 If its martian bro hiding, we must capture him and study effects of beer on martian physiology.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:30 No.18196303 >>18196286 Ours is machine sense >McHirly We're Irish.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:30 No.18196305 >>18196278 >barn Fuck, we're playing X-com...

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:31 No.18196308 Guys. What if Chris is nopemartian?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:31 No.18196313 >>18196282 Yeah, Sean was there when Sanya came floating in right before the assassin robot spider thing attacked.

>>	Starshadow 03/04/12(Sun)00:31 No.18196314 File: 1330839082.gif-(478 KB, 499x312, 1329216577802.gif) >ALL THE MEDALS >ALL THE KILLS >ALL THE LADIUMS >NOPEMARTIAN BRO Updating the list of win conditions.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/04/12(Sun)00:31 No.18196317
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>>18196179

"Sean?" you ask politely.

Sean circles around, waving his blade like a divining rod... and ends up facing the only other living thing in the barn, the tired-looking milk cow.

"What the fuck are you doing?"

"Shhh," he says, staring down the cow.

"We kind of have an entire army of very pissed-off Martians a few hundred yards away, and the ones that are not chunky salsa are going to be looking for cover from air attack in around five minutes ago," you say. "So..."

"What part of SHUT THE FUCK UP don't you fucking understand?" Sean growls at you, not turning away from the cow. He picks up a handful of hay and throws it in the cows face.

It knickers and paws at the ground.

Sean blinks. Then he steps forward and smacks it in the forehead with the flat of his blade. The old cow rears on its hinds, whinnying loudly.

>Thine expression

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:31 No.18196318 >>18196275 That makes sense, but I'm not sure Perrine's willing to give him up at this point. It might have to be a threesome.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:31 No.18196319 >>18196258 And how often have we wound up with perinne during our spare time, accidentally or otherwise?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:31 No.18196321 >>18196272 >Sean opens door >Martian closes it >Sean opens door >Martian closes it This continues for an hour until one of them gives up.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:31 No.18196323 File: 1330839110.jpg-(47 KB, 350x318, 1330162724224.jpg) >>18196308

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/04/12(Sun)00:32 No.18196332 >>18196317 Sean has lost it. Or is trying to get revenge on us by pretending to have lost it.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:32 No.18196333 >>18196317 "And you wanted to have ME institutionalized. Bitch."

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:32 No.18196335 >>18196317 is the cow nopemartian?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:32 No.18196336 File: 1330839156.gif-(7 KB, 176x377, 1330839088951.gif) >>18196317

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:32 No.18196338 >>18196317 THAT'S NO COW.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/04/12(Sun)00:32 No.18196341 >>18196317 Horsecow? ALIUMS!

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:33 No.18196345 >>18196317 Cows aren't supposed to rear or whiny. That's not good. Start looking for secret doors?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:33 No.18196346 >>18196294 Let him go, Anon. He's retreated to a happier place in his own mind where that movie isn't being made. I envy him.

>>	Major Airlift 03/04/12(Sun)00:33 No.18196347 File: 1330839211.jpg-(199 KB, 573x728, 1327278591016.jpg) >>18196317 what? Secret martian base?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:33 No.18196350 >>18196317 >>18196338 ...HE'S RIGHT! Cows don't fucking whinny!

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:33 No.18196352 >>18196317 >horse-cow CLEARLY DISGUISED MARTIAN. KILL IT.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:33 No.18196353 >>18196317 >Cow >Whinny ...WAT.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:34 No.18196357 File: 1330839268.jpg-(39 KB, 211x192, 1260992305001.jpg) >>18196317 >cow >whinnying what the what?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:34 No.18196358 >>18196347 >>18196346 >>18196345 >>18196341 >>18196338 wait, wait wait wait. How much of a city boy is MC? If he's as city as he's been implied to be, he may never have actually seen a horse before.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:34 No.18196359 >>18196317 WE FOUND WHERE THEY HID SANYA

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:34 No.18196360 >>18196353 >>18196352 >>18196350 IT'S MAGIC I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN SHIT

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:34 No.18196361 >>18196317 COW BATTLE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mHKHKR8x6A&t=2m20s

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:34 No.18196363 >>18196347 It's their... wait for it... MOOn base.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:34 No.18196364 the cow is a spy!

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:34 No.18196365 >>18196317 Sean, if you need some alone time with your new friend, just let us know, ok.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:34 No.18196366 >>18196317 >THAT NO COW

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:35 No.18196369 File: 1330839302.png-(262 KB, 500x700, druid.png) >>18196317 Our face when.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:35 No.18196370 File: 1330839308.jpg-(46 KB, 293x445, 1328373677190.jpg) >>18196317 AND THEN SEAN SAID, "That's no cow, that's me CO! BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!"

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:35 No.18196371 >>18196345 in before Planefag reveals his true waifu was Pinkie Pie all this time

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:35 No.18196374 >>18196363

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:35 No.18196375 File: 1330839329.jpg-(84 KB, 511x363, suspicious.jpg) >>18196317

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/04/12(Sun)00:35 No.18196378 File: 1330839341.png-(67 KB, 354x232, starekuya.png) >>18196317 You stare at the cow. Sean stares at the cow. Ian stares at the cow. The cow scans the dubious faces peering at it from three angles. ".... oink?" >WAT DO

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:35 No.18196380 >>18196358 It's the '40s, I sort of figure everyone knew about farm animals back then.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:35 No.18196381 Martians? Okay. Witches? Sure. Flying dreadnoughts? LET'S DO THIS. A cow acting weird? OH SHIT OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK GUYS I love you sometimes, /tg/.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:36 No.18196386 >>18196378 give it up alien, we know you are neither cow, nor horse, nor pig

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:36 No.18196388 >>18196378 punch the cow

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:36 No.18196389 >>18196378 Initiate cow puns.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:36 No.18196390 File: 1330839387.gif-(1.53 MB, 252x168, 1330451835970.gif) >>18196363

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:36 No.18196392 >>18196378 Tip the cow

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:36 No.18196393 >>18196317 Shit just got wut. They're hiding something. We may not even be in a barn. Trust our gnomebro.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:36 No.18196394 >>18196378 "Try again. Make it convincing." Point GUN at COW.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:36 No.18196395 >>18196378 Point all available weapons at it and demand an explanation.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:36 No.18196397 >>18196378 Hug the cow. It's the only way to be sure.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:36 No.18196400 >>18196378 Punch it in the face

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:36 No.18196401 >>18196378 quack at it.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:36 No.18196402 File: 1330839412.png-(328 KB, 500x600, 1329374322951.png) >>18196378 KILL IT KILLLLLLL ITTTTTT

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/04/12(Sun)00:36 No.18196403 >>18196378 Uh. Draw thompson. Level gun. Say very clearly: "Who the FUCK are you, and why should I not shoot you?"

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:36 No.18196404 >>18196378 BACON!!!!

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:37 No.18196406 >>18196390 I couldn't let the opportunity go. The steaks were too high.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:37 No.18196407 >>18196378 SEEMS LEGIT GUYS I SAY WE LET HIM GO.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:37 No.18196410 >>18196378 BOUNCE THE COW

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:37 No.18196411 >>18196378 "Oink? Oink ain't no country i ever head of. they speak english in oink?"

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:37 No.18196412 File: 1330839443.jpg-(26 KB, 479x308, 1314584564338.jpg) >>18196378 What the fuck is going on?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:37 No.18196413 >>18196378 Rejoice, men. For today we have BACON

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:37 No.18196416 >>18196317 i do not even... wat

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:37 No.18196420 >>18196363 WHY CAN'T I STOP LAUGHING?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:37 No.18196421 So we have BACONSTEAK?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:38 No.18196423 File: 1330839480.gif-(1.15 MB, 636x360, 1328903864155.gif) >>18196397 Sure!

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:38 No.18196424 File: 1330839483.gif-(2.9 MB, 290x189, 1330233787772.gif) >>18196378 "It's 'moo,' ALIEN."

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:38 No.18196425 >>18196359 >>18196359 >>18196359 >>18196359

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:38 No.18196427 >>18196378 Bring up our Tommy gun, click off the safety. "Try again, motherfucker."

>>	Starshadow 03/04/12(Sun)00:38 No.18196428 >HEROIC SACRIFICE >WE ARE FATED TO DIE IN FIRE >WE PARATROOPER NOW >BITCHES DON'T KNOW ABOUT OUR ADDITIONAL BOMB PYLONS >I BLAST SALSA >HIDDEN MOVEMENT >moo? Seems legit.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:38 No.18196430 File: 1330839502.jpg-(15 KB, 476x356, 1270411564128.jpg) >>18196378 ...

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:38 No.18196431 >>18196392 TIP COW

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:38 No.18196432 >>18196378 HAHA TIME FOR BACON!

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:38 No.18196433 Exploit magic cow for monies

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:38 No.18196434 >>18196378 Heh, nope. Show your self, if you don't want to taste some lead.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:38 No.18196437 File: 1330839521.jpg-(55 KB, 1280x720, Bitch, You Gonna Get Kille(...).jpg) >>18196406

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:38 No.18196441 >>18196378 "Hey guys, do cows go "oink"? I always thought they went "Have a fine cup of tear, my friend", since this is England".

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:39 No.18196445 >>18196424 Don't tell them that!

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:39 No.18196451 >>18196423 i've seen enough hentai to know where this AND THAT is going

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:40 No.18196453 >>18196378 TIP THE COW CAPTIVE ALIEN HERE THIS IS WORTH AT LEAST 2 MOHs

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:40 No.18196455 As perplexing as horse-cow-pig is, did Chuck's bombing run take out the whole Martian army? Or are there going to be pissed off xeno survivors coming after us?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:40 No.18196457 >>18196378 Time for some ENHANCED INTERROGATION! YOU WILL REVEAL YOUR SECRETS, COW!

>>	Major Airlift 03/04/12(Sun)00:40 No.18196460 >>18196431 Tip it!

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:40 No.18196463 >>18196441 Funny, but I think the jig is up.

>>	Will 03/04/12(Sun)00:40 No.18196464 >>18196378 That's not a cow... Level all our weapons at it. Include threatening click-click sound.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:40 No.18196468 >>18196441 >>18196427 COMBINE THESE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:41 No.18196476 >>18196451 Happy tentacle sexings? Because those are rare. >>18196455 Potentially.

>>	Starshadow 03/04/12(Sun)00:41 No.18196477 File: 1330839669.jpg-(58 KB, 300x450, 1326689523375.jpg) >WAT DO >BANG ZOOM STRAIGHT TO THE MOON

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:41 No.18196479 >>18196378 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fQaj31Wtko

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:41 No.18196481 >>18196431 Introduce ALIEN COW to our earthly tradition of COW TIPPING.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:41 No.18196482 Oh for FUCKS sake it's Chris disguised as a cow.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:41 No.18196485 >>18196378 Congradulate PLANEFAG on HILARIOUS TWIST.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:41 No.18196486 File: 1330839694.gif-(1.5 MB, 357x194, HORSES DON'T WORK THAT WAY.gif) >>18196378 SOMEBODY CANNOT INTO FARM ANIMALS

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:41 No.18196490 >>18196441 This. Then we pin that cow down and get some answers.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:42 No.18196498 File: 1330839744.gif-(975 KB, 256x192, 1327528138283.gif) >>18196378 Attempt to take the cow prisoner >pic related for when it's a closerange infiltration murderbot

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:42 No.18196500 IT'S ROMMEL!!!

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:42 No.18196501 >>18196490 Milk it for all the information we can.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:42 No.18196503 >>18196482 >implying Rommel didn't stuff Chris into the fridge

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:43 No.18196509 >>18196378 >>18196317 Clock that smug son of a bitch In the teeth

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:43 No.18196513 >>18196378 tip the cow hold at swordpoint that's all I've got

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:43 No.18196517 >>18196486 multi-hoof drifting?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:43 No.18196520 COWS DONT OINK AND THEY SURE DONT MAKE IT A QUESTION! WHAT ARE YOU?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:44 No.18196527 >>18196427 This. Click "Let's try that again. Shall we?"

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:44 No.18196531 >>18196378 OBVIOUSLY IT'S CHRIS

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:44 No.18196533 >>18196378 We have parachutes, which means we have parachute links and silk. If it wants to pig that badly, HOGTIE IT!

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:44 No.18196539 Wait a second. This cow in wonky... WHAT ABOUT THE COWS IN THE FIELD BEFORE THE BATTLE?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:45 No.18196544 >SEEMS LEGIT GUYS LET'S GO Then, when it breathes a sigh of relief: >OK NO, REALLY.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:45 No.18196555 >>18196533 Oh crap YES. I was going to suggest that but dropped it when I thought we didn't have anything to rope it with. HOGTIE.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:46 No.18196559 Wait, is the cowhorse a gnome?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:46 No.18196561 >>18196544 actually made me lol >let's do it

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:46 No.18196565 "I knew those girls were gonna drive me insane"

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:46 No.18196566 >>18196555 >>18196544 This would work. >>18196539 This is concerning.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:46 No.18196571 Didn't somebody accuse the cows of being aliums in disguise when we first flew over the field?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:46 No.18196572 I feel this is needed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WFp4kozlOU

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:47 No.18196574 >>18196539 well duh, they were their infilrator aliums, they scout and soy and ruminate.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:47 No.18196575 >>18196571 Sean, as I recall.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:47 No.18196582 >>18196544 i like it.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:47 No.18196583 Wait, I've figured it out. This cow is another hallucination of ours. This is our Confusion.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:47 No.18196585 >>18196575 Fucking gnome radars, man

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:48 No.18196588 >>18196544 THIS. A thousand times this.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:48 No.18196591 point a gun at it and say "wanna try that one more time?"

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:48 No.18196596 >>18196575 I think this supports that idea. Also, I find it suspicious as fuck that we find this weirdass "cow" right near where the martians were putting down their airborne assault.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:49 No.18196601 >>18196544 Agreed on this. We must troll the COWPIGHORSE

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:49 No.18196612 >>18196596 You know, I think I'd find a cow that says oink suspicious ANYWHERE.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:49 No.18196615 File: 1330840196.jpg-(8 KB, 302x248, 1288731237795.jpg) >>18196544 I like the way you think.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:50 No.18196618 >>18196378 The cow goes... TELL. ME. EVERYTHING.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:50 No.18196620 >>18196544 Supporting this.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:50 No.18196621 >>18196544 >>18196601 Definitely.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:51 No.18196634 File: 1330840270.gif-(1.99 MB, 369x271, 1312882394399.gif) >>18196363 >mfw Let's tip this fucking cow

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:51 No.18196635 i don't know why but this cowpighorse fills me with RAEG so therefore we must kill it with fire

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:51 No.18196642 i for one think the cow IS legit. crazy cockroaches. never know what sort of weird crossbreeds they'll try and make.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:52 No.18196657 >>18196612 not on /d/, though, since cowpigbitchhorse it's pretty much the standard Sub .

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:52 No.18196660 Well I think we've had enough time to ruminate on our course of action.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/04/12(Sun)00:52 No.18196664
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You and Sean exchange a Look.

You stand up from your haybale and advance on the "cow."

"Wait," Sean says, grabbing your arm. "What if its a lure? A trap? Imposter with intent to murderize?"

"Are you saying the... stakes are too high?" you whisper back.

Sean drives his elbow into your solar plexus, sending you to the ground gasping for air.

"Fuck you so much," he grows, and with no more ado advances on the cow, sword dangling casually from his hand. The cow bends its front legs in a kind of kneel, and it's tail rises over its back... and starts making a sinister rattling sound.

"Hiss!" the cow says. As in, it actually SAYS THE WORD HISS.

"I cannot believe this shit," Ian says, and drops off the haymow floor right onto the things back.

The... THING trumpets like an elephant and charges out of its narrow stall, bucking and twisting madly to throw Ian off. Ian clings with both arms and legs, gripping the creature grimly. The creature can't really buck or kick very well, not being built like a proper bull, and Sean simply bides his time, until the struggling, trumpeting "cow" passes by at the right angle, and you and he both rush the thing, plowing your shoulders into it.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:52 No.18196665 >>18196424 Let's be sporting and give it a third try, first.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:53 No.18196669 >>18196642 I agree with guy. So we should cut it up and have steaks.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/04/12(Sun)00:53 No.18196678 >>18196664 WE RODEO CLOWNS NOW

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:54 No.18196689 >>18196664 TIPTIPTIP

Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:54 No.18196691

Planefag, I would like you to know that SWQ has actually had a positive influence on my life. Today a girl I haven't talked to in a long time texted me asking how I'm doing. I was hesitant to respond since there's a lot of unresolved drama with her circle of friends. But then I realized-

>TAKE ALL THE FUCKS
>GIVE NOTHING BACK

And now it appears that sexytimes might happen.

That's right folks. SWQ led to sexytimes.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:54 No.18196696 File: 1330840484.png-(8 KB, 493x402, hahahahaha.png) >>18196664 >"Hiss!" the cow says. As in, it actually SAYS THE WORD HISS. PLANEFAG YOU DESTROYER OF SIDES

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:54 No.18196697 File: 1330840487.gif-(1.02 MB, 320x181, 1319697217681.gif) >>18196664 You know what? Let's just leave it.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:54 No.18196699 >>18196664 Tie its legs with the chute strings

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:54 No.18196700 >>18196664 Plane flyan! Lady wooan! Alium killan! Cow tippan! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:55 No.18196701 >>18196664 THE 142nd FASTEST GUN! ...in the west

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:55 No.18196702 Cue a witch walking in on us right now. She will have the best expression.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:56 No.18196712 >>18196664 Fuckin' cow thing.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:56 No.18196713 File: 1330840576.jpg-(39 KB, 450x268, 1148_1253230725640.jpg) >>18196691

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:56 No.18196717 >>18196702 If it's Kathy she'll just join in. That's why she's the best witch.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/04/12(Sun)00:57 No.18196723 >>18196702 After we wrangle the fucker, we look up to see the Patton Girls standing in the doorframe, covered in alium goo, staring at us in complete incomprehension. "...What? Fucker hissed at me!"

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:57 No.18196727 >>18196702 "What? It's not like any of you ladies were putting out."

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:57 No.18196728 >>18196727 Oh god, please let it be!

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:57 No.18196730 >>18196701 With a ten gallon yarmulke on his head.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:58 No.18196736 File: 1330840684.gif-(188 KB, 427x240, 1326766533674.gif) >>18196727 I lost it.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:58 No.18196743 IT'S CHRIS FOR FUCK'S SAKE she just has a... really convincing cow costume... hmm, maybe not

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:59 No.18196744 >>18196727 Well, when in Rome I guess...

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:59 No.18196746 >>18196664 >And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids! Poor cow.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:59 No.18196748 File: 1330840753.png-(7 KB, 250x242, 1326024183566.png) >>18196727

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:59 No.18196751 >>18196727 We have to use this! If not now, then later.

>>	Major Airlift 03/04/12(Sun)00:59 No.18196753 File: 1330840799.jpg-(52 KB, 897x669, 1296240866101.jpg) >>18196727

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:00 No.18196768 File: 1330840845.jpg-(63 KB, 351x440, 1321134046379.jpg) >>18196727

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:00 No.18196770 File: 1330840855.gif-(1.22 MB, 300x168, 1274487249866.gif) >Chris' magic ability is to transform into animals

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:01 No.18196771 >>18196753 >stilllookslikeapenis.jpg

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:01 No.18196778 File: 1330840878.jpg-(56 KB, 350x427, 1273908579583.jpg) >>18196727

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:01 No.18196782 >>18196664 >that pic Fuck yes, bomber grape. Also, nichijoubro

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:01 No.18196783 >>18196727 YES!

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/04/12(Sun)01:01 No.18196785 File: 1330840918.jpg-(148 KB, 520x700, a real cowgirl.jpg) >>18196717 Indeed

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:02 No.18196786 File: 1330840926.png-(713 KB, 1214x859, Patton Girls.png) inb4 these 3 show up

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:02 No.18196788 >>18196751 >Minna finds us naked in our widow "What? It's not like you were putting out."

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/04/12(Sun)01:02 No.18196789 File: 1330840931.jpg-(76 KB, 798x450, why_is_he_naked.jpg) >the witches' faces when they walk in and witness all of this

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/04/12(Sun)01:02 No.18196794
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>>18196664

Ian goes tumbling off its back, landing in a graceful sprawl amidst some loose hay. You and Sean pile on top of the creature, sitting on it, while Ian comes sprinting over from the busted tack with several lengths of broken and worn-out bridle leather.

"Check in that stall," Sean suggests. "I wonder if the operator is under there!"

You and Ian sit on the "cow" long enough for Sean to seize the legs in a loop of leather and begin hog-tying it with impressive efficiency.

"Hiss!" the thing proclaims.

You tap the beast on the nose, and make a silibant hissing sound.

"Hsssss...?" the creature tries.

"Hssss," you agree.

"HSSSSSSSSS!" the cow hisses with wicked delight as Sean and Ian continue to hog-tie it. You slide off and advance cautiously on the stall it was standing in, your Thompson raised. Nothing leaps out at you, so you feel around in the straw with your foot.

"OW!" somebody says.

"AYSHIGGIDIT!" you say, leaping away. Once your heart crawls down your throat into your chest again, you reach out and gently feel around in the straw.

"OW! THAT'S MY EYE!' somebody shouts, and a flailing foot catches you in the nads. You go down, wheezing with pain. A small, brown-haired girl sits up, piles of straw falling off her. She rubs her bleary eyes. "Aww, what time is it?"

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:03 No.18196807 File: 1330840997.gif-(7 KB, 256x256, 1291138419281.gif) >>18196727

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:03 No.18196810 >>18196794 chris? CHRIS?!

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:03 No.18196812 >>18196788 Nah, our Plane we jsut make love to because she's our girl.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:03 No.18196813 >>18196794 Awww shit, is that cow a FAMILIAR?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:03 No.18196814 >>18196794 >"OW! THAT'S MY EYE! HAHAAHAHA, I KNEW IT

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:03 No.18196816 >>18196359 >>18196359 >>18196359 >>18196359 >>18196359 I CALLED IT was obvious to everybody else, but i called it

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:04 No.18196818 >>18196794 WHAT IN ALL OF THE FUCKS.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:04 No.18196820 >>18196794 A WILD CHRIS APPEARS

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:04 No.18196823 >>18196794 YOU GOT THE THING! It's Chris!

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:04 No.18196827 >>18196794 >A small, brown-haired girl sits up, piles of straw falling off her. She rubs her bleary eyes. "Aww, what time is it?" AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH MISSION SUCCESS

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:04 No.18196832 File: 1330841081.jpg-(150 KB, 620x916, 1330343013154.jpg) >>18196794 >>18196794 Is it Chris?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:04 No.18196834 File: 1330841086.png-(2 KB, 250x250, OB000000.png) >>18196816 >brown-haired girl >sanyan

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:04 No.18196836 >>18196794 >giving advice about fake animal noises >alium accepts the lesson happily oh god smiling so har oh wait, whats this then?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:04 No.18196837 >>18196794 Small brown haired girl? Chris? Izzat you?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:05 No.18196840 >inb4 planefag ends today's session right here

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:05 No.18196842 >>18196794 >OW! That's My Eye!" "THAT IS NOT WHAT COWS OR GRASS SAYS!"

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:05 No.18196843 >>18196816 >Brown haired girl >Sanya One of these thing does not belong.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:05 No.18196844 File: 1330841118.jpg-(36 KB, 482x600, yayifications.jpg) >>18196794 Hello Chris! >SECONDARY OBJECTIVE COMPLETE

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:05 No.18196848 >>18196794 Chris has a cow familiar? PF was railroading us into oppai loli fetish all this time?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:05 No.18196850 >>18196794 >We Carry her out. >Walk into Trude. Say >>18196727 regardless.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:05 No.18196853 >>18196794 TIME FOR YOU TO GET A WATCH. Also, who are you?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:05 No.18196854 >>18196794 Now you see, that's how cows work. They go "Hsssss", not "Hiss!"

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:05 No.18196857 >>18196794 "Since I just blew the hell out of a flying cargo ship and wrestled a talking cow I'm going to go with 'Long past time for a nap.'"

>>	Will 03/04/12(Sun)01:05 No.18196858 File: 1330841154.png-(667 KB, 1920x1080, mission accomplished.png) Ladies and Gentlemen, Chris Barkhorn.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:06 No.18196861 >>18196794 >>AYSHIGGIDIT ಠ_ಠ

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:06 No.18196862 >>18196794 >Everyone thinks we're dead >Arrive with Chris

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:06 No.18196863 Calling it now. We found Chris but Trude died.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:06 No.18196866 >>18196794 "Hi Chris."

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:06 No.18196868 >>18196794 "It's time for me to punch you in the tits, girl...ohgodmynuts"

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:06 No.18196872 >>18196861 >1943 >Not Chris Barkhorn I shiggidy diggidy.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:06 No.18196873 File: 1330841210.jpg-(185 KB, 736x473, Kamina approves.jpg) >>18196794 And tonight we're getting Gratitude Raped by Trude.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:06 No.18196874 File: 1330841214.jpg-(16 KB, 375x262, 1326001477547.jpg) >>18196794 ..... You're coming with us.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:07 No.18196879 >>18196863 >Calling it now. We found Chris but Trude died. And then there's this faggot.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:07 No.18196886 >>18196794 facepalm Somebody needs to get a long lecture.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:07 No.18196890 File: 1330841272.jpg-(282 KB, 1000x1000, a67feab9824b40c12b0af463cbf8f3(...).jpg) CHRIS BARKHORN: ACQUIRED

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:08 No.18196896 >>18196863 lol, like planefag would make our choices actually matter. Gnome magic fixes all.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:08 No.18196898 File: 1330841292.png-(109 KB, 349x314, 1288930438037.png) >>18196863

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:08 No.18196902 >>18196862 They're going to have to invent a new medal just for us.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:08 No.18196905 inb4 its just some farm girl.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:08 No.18196911 >>18196879 oh but it's BOUND to happen.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:08 No.18196916 >>18196866 Start with this, and then get the hell out of Dodge. The alien ground forces will be heading for structures like this in general, and if it really is a snatch and grab op, they'll be headed here directly.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:09 No.18196924 >>18196905 Please. How many small, brown-haired girls can there be?

>>	Starshadow 03/04/12(Sun)01:09 No.18196931 So uh. Any chance we can ride that cow out of here?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:10 No.18196932 File: 1330841402.jpg-(385 KB, 800x674, Laughing Witches.jpg) >>18196905 >>18196863

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:10 No.18196936 >>18196911 The tears would be epic.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:10 No.18196938 >>18196924 Well, it could be Trude.

Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:10 No.18196940
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>>18196794
>that feel when MC was right
>that feel when Chris really did decide to wander off of her own volition
>that feel when some paper-pushing chucklefuck decided to write her off as dead after the bombing so there wouldn't be any questions about how she got out
>that feel when FUCKING DESK-JOCKEYS

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:10 No.18196946 >>18196924 >Please. How many small, brown-haired girls can there be >disguised in the form of a cow?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:10 No.18196948 >>18196924 Depends on how many B-52s you filled with them.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:10 No.18196950 >>18196858 >>18196844 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCTJmXrgsFg

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:10 No.18196952 >>18196924 none, this is animu, regular people have pink, blue or green hair.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:11 No.18196954 >>18196924 Lots. >How many small, brown-haired girls guarded by hissing oinking cows can there be? Not very many.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:11 No.18196958 So wait. Chris actually is here and she's being guarded by a Martian in disguise? Was this really an extraction?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:11 No.18196960 >>18196931 Might be worth trying to pick it up. If it's not too heavy I'm sure some scientist would love to cut it open. >>18196866 Let's go with this, but not tell her how we know her name.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:11 No.18196962 >>18196940 I dunno. If she's hiding, she might have escaped during the confusion of the fight... although, this is frankly approaching trans-finite degrees of improbability.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:11 No.18196963 >>18196931 >Run out of the barn with 4 people riding a hissing cow Can't remove that sight from my mind

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:12 No.18196976 >Erica finds us >Tries to trick us again >"Guys... this time for real... Trude's dead..." >Chris pokes her head out from behind us

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:13 No.18196987 CHRIS BARKHORN COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/04/12(Sun)01:13 No.18196988 File: 1330841582.jpg-(62 KB, 392x345, 1327684643548.jpg) >>18196976

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/04/12(Sun)01:13 No.18196990
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>>18196794

You stare at the brown-haired girl. "Are you... Chris?"

"Deee-uuuh," she says, seeming disoriented. "What time is it, again? Where's Trude?"

As if on cue, the thunder of hoofbeats sounds from outside, and through the wide-open door at the end of the barn comes Trude.

On a horse.

It's a big, fine-looking white steed, the distinctive brand of a registered Arabian emblazoned on its neck. It rears dramatically - (as an Arabian is wont to do,) pawing at the air majestically as its rider reigns him in - with her teeth, because each hand is wielding an MG-42, muzzles pointed skyward.

Trude looks from you, sitting in the hay with her younger sister, over to where Ian and Sean are hog-tying a hissing cow.

Everybody takes a deep breath -

- and the side door of the barn opens with a painful squeal of long-neglected hinges. Standing in the doorway is a singed and soot-stained Martian, his bulbous head drooping, his coils of tentacles hanging limp and weary. He raises his bug-eyes to the room, and stands there for several long seconds.

From where he kneels on the cow, Sean reaches out with the tip of his blade and gently nudges the door closed.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:13 No.18196996 File: 1330841601.jpg-(333 KB, 1203x1122, 1b9b351903b59826d5b985e420b8d3(...).jpg) LITTLE SISTER MK. 2 Quick! Before we give her back, teach her everything we know

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:13 No.18197000 >>18196963 >oh no, MC sacrificed his life to stop the invasion of Brittain >MC rides out of a barn on a hissing cow with the rest of his crew and Trude's sister

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/04/12(Sun)01:13 No.18197002 File: 1330841629.png-(10 KB, 347x444, 1326757574283.png) >>18196990 YEEEEEES YES YES YES

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:13 No.18197005 >>18196990 BITCH I LOVE YOU

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:14 No.18197007 >>18196990 oh god my sides

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:14 No.18197010 >>18196990 FUCKING LOL.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:14 No.18197011 >>18196990 IS IT NOPEMARTIAN?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:14 No.18197014 >>18196990 Hey Trude, found Chris for you.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:14 No.18197015 >>18196990 Orwell returns... His name is Orwell... You need to know this.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:14 No.18197017 >>18196990 >Sean reaches out with the tip of his blade and gently nudges the door closed. Whoever, called, it, you deserve a cookie.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:14 No.18197020 File: 1330841688.jpg-(43 KB, 231x340, 1309833874687.jpg) >>18196990

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:14 No.18197021 File: 1330841691.gif-(1.01 MB, 172x162, 132657564793.gif) >>18196990 >>18196990 >>18196990 >>18196990 OH MY FUCKING CHRIST

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:14 No.18197022 >>18196990 nice

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:14 No.18197024 >Standing in the doorway is a singed and soot-stained Martian, his bulbous head drooping, his coils of tentacles hanging limp and weary. He raises his bug-eyes to the room, and stands there for several long seconds. poor bastard.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:14 No.18197025 >>18196990 Wait, like, really?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:14 No.18197026 >>18196990 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:15 No.18197027 >>18196990 >From where he kneels on the cow, Sean reaches out with the tip of his blade and gently nudges the door closed. I love you, Planfag.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:15 No.18197029 >>18196990 NIGHT HAS BEEN MADE

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:15 No.18197036 >>18196794 well, at least it didn't FUS RO BAAAAAAH us...

>>	Will 03/04/12(Sun)01:15 No.18197039 File: 1330841736.gif-(134 KB, 480x270, awesome god.gif) >>18196990 NOPEMARTIAN SURVIVED!

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:15 No.18197040 File: 1330841736.png-(309 KB, 505x378, 1327947906816.png) >From where he kneels on the cow, Sean reaches out with the tip of his blade and gently nudges the door closed.

Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/04/12(Sun)01:15 No.18197043
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>>18196990

>It's a big, fine-looking white steed, the distinctive brand of a registered Arabian emblazoned on its neck. It rears dramatically - (as an Arabian is wont to do,) pawing at the air majestically as its rider reigns him in - with her teeth, because each hand is wielding an MG-42, muzzles pointed skyward.

Is...is Trude The Boss?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:15 No.18197044 O.K., I'm going to need a good debriefing after this is all over, because right now, this is all feeling terribly random.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:15 No.18197045 >>18196990 I...I don't know who NOPEd more.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:15 No.18197047 >>18196990 has a martian ever been captured before? THIS MIGHT BE IMPORTANT FAGGARTS

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:16 No.18197050 >>18196990 NOPEMARTIAN HE LIVES LIVE LONG AND PROSPER

>>	Major Airlift 03/04/12(Sun)01:16 No.18197053 File: 1330841780.png-(72 KB, 698x658, 1298189686345.png) OHFUCKINGCHRIST ICANTBREATHEPLANEFAG YOU'RE KILLING ME

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:16 No.18197055 File: 1330841784.jpg-(21 KB, 250x301, COUNTER-NOPE.jpg) >>18196990 COUNTER-NOPE

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:16 No.18197056 >>18196990 IT'S THAT SAME FUCKING MARTIAN! THE NOPE IS ON THE OTHER FOOT NOW, MOTHERFUCKER. ...Offer it a cigarette and make it the squadron mascot.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:16 No.18197059 >>18196990 Oh God, can't... fucking... breathe.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:16 No.18197060 >>18197044 We died when we crashed into the freighter. We are now in pilot heaven, where everything can be bounced.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:16 No.18197061 >>18196990 I don't know what's better - the utter non-sequitur of Trude showing up, quite literally, on a white horse with her akimbo Hitler Saws into the middle of this entire clusterfuck, or nopealium reappearing.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:16 No.18197062 >>18196990 Uhhhhh... The martian bit's funny, but Trude on a horse really doesn't make any sense.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/04/12(Sun)01:17 No.18197065 You know...the name of this thread was NOPE OFF THE BOAT. Planefag planned this from the beginning.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:17 No.18197074 >>18197062 Would you rather she be on a cow?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:17 No.18197076 >>18197062 It's Trude, it doesn't need to make sense.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:17 No.18197078 >>18197056 >...Offer it a cigarette You're going to offer it Chesterfields? That's asking for an instant maser to the face.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:17 No.18197079 I hope you guys know... Trude has a little sister complex and probably molested Chris while she was in a coma. I don't think it's safe to take her back to Trude. Just kidding. But seriously, molested in her coma.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:18 No.18197082 >>18196990 how does one ride with strykers on anyway?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:18 No.18197084 >>18197062 She crashed earlier. She can still hold up the MG42's because her mayjick power is superstrength. She probably came to the barn because she saw our parachutes.

Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:18 No.18197085

>>18196990

MEANWHILE. ON MARS CHAN

>So ship crashes, we begin deploying what we can
>one of their planes bombs the fuck out of us
>I barely manage to survive, see barn house a hundred Sectos away
>Run like hell
>Open the door
>See 5 humans, three from before, one on some animal, and a smaller, younger one
>awkward silence
>human gently pushes door shut

I cannot catch a fucking break with those three

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:18 No.18197088 >>18197074 It would seem more appropriate, somehow.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:18 No.18197090 >>18197043 Now we just need to figure out how to control Firebees in the Widow and we can be The Pain.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/04/12(Sun)01:18 No.18197091 >>18197082 That's actually a very important question.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:18 No.18197092 >>18197062 She obviously ran into Isaiah Mustafa and stole his horse.

Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:19 No.18197098

>>18197062
We actually found out horses are damn useful against aliums in prior threads.
The land war has been prosecuted with everything from tanks down to mounties, and prosecuted well. If Trude's out of her Striker, she needs to move fast, especially if there are clouds of Black Smoke growing in the countryside.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:19 No.18197102 >>18197079 so? this is anime, Imouto love is pure and beautiful. also lewd.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:19 No.18197106 >>18197091 They aren't on.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:20 No.18197112 >>18197092 He gave her one of his many, you mean.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:20 No.18197115 on a serious note, Trude can report us 'not dead' this is an important thing

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:20 No.18197116 >>18197050 Keep between Trude, Chris & Nopemartian! Keep them all alive! >Pic unrelated because we've hit maximum images

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:20 No.18197118 >>18197092 >"We found your sister!" >"We hogtied this cow." >"I'm tired." >"I'm on a horse." >"HISSSS"

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:21 No.18197122 >>18197118 DRAWFRIENDS, ASSEMBLE

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:21 No.18197124 Well however unlikely her finding a horse and then riding it here are, the fact it that we're still stuck here. We've got some more firepower with us, but without a striker unit it's not going to do all that much. We need to get out of here.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/04/12(Sun)01:21 No.18197131 >>18197118 If this winds up happening, I will be so happy, I may giggle like small child in a gyroscope factory.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:21 No.18197132 >>18197079 2/3s of Trude pairings are little girls.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:22 No.18197136 >>18197122 That one guy who did the fridge picture should do this scene now, complete with alium pushing the door open.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:22 No.18197138 pic limit reached new thread?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:22 No.18197143 >>18197124 >English countryside >This is alium D-day we didn't see coming Come on man, it's really not that unlikely.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:22 No.18197144 >>18197124 trude has super strength grab chutes, make sling, fly away

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:22 No.18197146 >>18197076 We're in farmland. Horses live in farmlands. Ergo there are horses for her to ride. How is this hard for you to understand?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:22 No.18197149 >>18197106 so, she's here all hot and bothered after having 200 pounds of stalionhood humping her crotch, armed to the teeth and about to take her sister away...nice.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:22 No.18197154 >>18197138 It's already 1:22, he'll probably wrap up here in a minute.

>>	Starshadow 03/04/12(Sun)01:22 No.18197155 >>18197118 You forgot >C'thulu F'tuck My Life

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:23 No.18197163 Ah, strike witches. /tg/ basically shuts down whenever this thing is on. >quantity hoEvac Gotta evacuate a large quantity of hoes.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:23 No.18197164 >>18196990 See, this is where I regret that there isn't a SWQ doujin. Because this page would be used for reactions all over the chans.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:23 No.18197168 >>18197149 And we're going to ride with her on an angered and confused hissing cow. Overall, not a bad day.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:23 No.18197169 >>18197149 200 pound horse?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:24 No.18197185 >>18197164 >SWQ doujin It's only a matter of time...

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:25 No.18197191 >>capture live martian >>defect him to our side >>awesome

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:25 No.18197201 >>18197169 nah, just his stalionhood

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:25 No.18197203 Comm buttons don't require strikers to function, right? Have Trude call in evac. Let's get back to the airfield, regroup, find another plane, and get back in the air again.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:25 No.18197204 >>18197185 >>18197164 >Show creator these threads >all of my money

>>	Starshadow 03/04/12(Sun)01:25 No.18197210 >>18197144 GUYS GUYS I HAVE THE BEST IDEA Witches can fly without strikers right? We ride the horse, Sean and Ian ride the cow. We tie a parachute to Trude and tow her with the horse. Paraglide yo.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:26 No.18197217 >>18197191 We need to see if we can get him drunk, you know for science.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:26 No.18197221 >>18197185 Well, to up the odds of that, we'd need to ALERT THE ELEVENS or >>18197122

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:26 No.18197223 >>18197210 She needs a focus, though. FIND BROOM

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/04/12(Sun)01:26 No.18197224

>>18197000

"Trude," Chris says sleepily.

"Chris," Trude says numbly.

"What's happening?" Chris asks.

"We're surrounded by murderous aliens," Trude tells her. "Katherine saw you guys jump, radioed me."

"What happened to you, Tex?" you say, nodding at the Arabian.

"Shot down," she says tersely. "Found alternate transport."

Your eyes slide towards the hog-tied, hissing cow.

"Forever," Sean repeats to you, poking his sword in your direction. "For ever and ever. All the hate."

Ian sprints to the haymow ladder and takes it two rungs at a time. Wading through piles of knee-deep hay, he applies himself to the window. "Armor."

"The rolly kind or the stompy kind or the tripod kind?" you wonder.

"Yes," Ian replies. "And..." he cocks his ear. "And... oh. Oh god. Oh god."

"What?!" Trude asks.

"Something horrible," Ian says dryly.

Sean holds up a hand for silence, listening himself.

"Fucking... bagpipes!?"

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:27 No.18197233 >>18197210 >Witches can fly without strikers right? not well. and only with a broom.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:27 No.18197234 >>18197224 OH GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:27 No.18197235 >>18197191 Naw, let's just let him go. Nopemartian's...had a hard life.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:27 No.18197242 >>18197224 Oh look, it's the Black Watch. Time for them to get wiped again.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:27 No.18197243 >>18197210 only if they dryhump a broom for a few weeks, it's special old timey training.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/04/12(Sun)01:27 No.18197248 >>18197224 CHURCHILL'S HERE

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:28 No.18197250 >>18197224 SUPER FIGHTING BRITISH ENGLISH MAN

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:28 No.18197254 >>18197224 FUCK YOU I LIKE BAGPIPES

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:28 No.18197257 >>18197224 Well that would explain why the martians needed cows...

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:28 No.18197262 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrUs5AfrNjc Fuck yeah! Bagpipes!

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:29 No.18197267 >>18197224 >bagpipes THERE'S NO NEED TO FEAR JACK CHURCHILL IS HERE

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:29 No.18197268 >>18197248 ALL MY YES

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/04/12(Sun)01:29 No.18197270 >>18197224 NEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES: THAT IS NOT MY COW! STRIKE WITCHES: Will resume TUESDAY, 7:00 PM EST (-5 GMT). BE THERE OR BE SQUARE

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:29 No.18197273 >>18197235 When this shit is over, he's going to end up a bum on the streets of Cydonia. Poor bastard.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:29 No.18197278 >bagpipes ALL IS LOST

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:29 No.18197279 rolled 26 = 26 >>18197224 >Bagpipes Whelp. This is gonna be ugly and painful. At least its gonna be quick, martians.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/04/12(Sun)01:29 No.18197281 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AKP7I0Ul18&list=FLY85U3ZqWFv9-FCdlds_5Ww&index=1&feature =plpp_video They best be playing this.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:30 No.18197284 >>18197270 You outdid yourself in this one, PF. Major fucking kudos.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:30 No.18197285 >>18197270 OH FUCK YOU

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:30 No.18197288 >>18197224 Ah. So the cavalry's here. Excellent.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:30 No.18197291 THATS ENOUGH WAT FOR ONE NIGHT

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:30 No.18197292 >>18197224 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1N09gRYKhs&t=2m30s

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:30 No.18197295 rolled 20 = 20 >>18197270 BEST SESSION EVER LOVE YOU PF

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:30 No.18197297 >>18197224 >mfw mad jack >can't post face because image reply limit but still

>>	Starshadow 03/04/12(Sun)01:30 No.18197299 We must save NOPEMARTIAN!

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:31 No.18197303 >>18197224 Glad you didn't land in that smoke shit at least. Any idea of how the hell we're going to get out of here? And do you happen to know where I can get paint so I can add a flying battleship and cargoship to the side of my widow?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:31 No.18197304 >>18197270 >>18197270 FAAAAAAAAAAAAANEPLAAAAAAAAAAAG

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:31 No.18197305 >>18197270 I ain't even mad. We finally found Chris and we don't have to deal with Trude's angst anymore

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:31 No.18197307 >>18197273 Now I've got Knights of Cydonia stuck in my head, YOU BASTARD.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:31 No.18197312 Pf's Churchill is "figthing" Jackie Churchill, extra slutty redhead loli; fights in blue paint and torque only, pins medals to her nipples.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:32 No.18197316 >>18197270 Planefag I've been wondering, do we actually know if the Martians are from Mars, or is this just a name we gave them?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:32 No.18197318 >>18197307 NO ONE'S GONNA TAKE ME ALIVE

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:32 No.18197326 >>18197316 We know they're aliums, and everyone knows where aliums come from...

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:33 No.18197331 >>18197316 Just a name All aliens are martians

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:33 No.18197335 >>18197316 They come from Mars, bigass cannon and everything.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:33 No.18197336 Planefag, I don't know what I'm going to do when this quest ends. I look forward to these threads way too much.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:34 No.18197344 >>18197336 >Iknowthatfeelbro.jpg

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:34 No.18197345 Compilation updated to 41. Kinda surprised. All the others got 100+ downloads and the last one got 17. http://www.mediafire.com/?u7k4fyxzlk62aii

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:36 No.18197362 Seeya Tuesday, Gents. Gonna grab a beer, some ice cream, and watch some Band of Brothers

Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:36 No.18197369

>>18197335
>>18197331
>>18197326
>>18197318
I'm curious because if they didn't get fired out of a cannon here that implies they flew here. And if that happened then all they have to do is wait till they get something big enough over to start orbital bombardment.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:37 No.18197385 >>18197345 you are missing a scene in swq33, its the one where they comment on the martians bringing dreadnaughts.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/04/12(Sun)01:39 No.18197404

>>18197316

Very good question. You do know, in fact, that they are from Mars. Which is why I refer to them as "aliums" or "aliens" in my timeline, when I describe the inital attacks of Dec. 7th/8th, 1943 - at that time it wasn't known where they were from. Earlier astronomic observations paired with closer scrutiny of the solar system soon revealed inbound projectiles from Mars, which was soon correlated with a supposed meteorite impact or "volcanic activity" witnessed months earlier; news easily ignored in the turbulence of war. It was the forging of a massive cannon, the mass-driver that sent the first Martian invasion force to Earth... and in point of fact, STILL sends them. That's what you were referring to when you tried to chill out Trude from thinking Chris had been abducted; the Martians can use the Mars mass-driver to enable orbital insertion almost anywhere on the planet, but it takes months and months for those troops to actually arrive, they don't always arrive exactly when they want, etc.

The Martians are powerful... and strange... but they are in no way a species possessing interstellar travel, or any of that shit. Make no mistake, this isn't WorldWar. This is War of the Worlds cira 1944. With Witches. Uh.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:41 No.18197432 >>18197404 Planefag, what happened to Warlocks. As in the main baddie from S1 of Strike Witches

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:41 No.18197433 >>18197404 PF, if this is War of the Worlds (with Witches)... ..you ARE bringing Thunderchild in at some point, right?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:41 No.18197434 >>18197404 Thanks, bro. Just wondering if we'd have to worry about Exterminatus at some point.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:43 No.18197455 >>18197385 Ah shit, thanks. Fixin'.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:43 No.18197465 >>18197432 How do you get Warlocks without Neuroi?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:44 No.18197467 >>18197404 It's 1944 now? Thought it was '43.

NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/04/12(Sun)01:44 No.18197469

>>18197404
So they are at most 50 years ahead of us. Man I can so see humanity using nukes and rockets to launch a counter attack (or a defense grid, rockets that big have massive radar and visual signs, they can be intercepted if they take months to arrive, and with atomic weapons orbital interception is literally calculus problems I can do with a mechanical calculator or a Mark 1 Firing computer.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:44 No.18197470 ARCHIVE PLOX

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/04/12(Sun)01:44 No.18197475

>>18197433
>sakamoto_smirk.jpg

>>18197432

There's all sorts of rumors about superweapons and secret projects, like in most wars. And there is some rumors of "Warlocks," though they're mostly scoffed at as idle water-cooler bullshit.

Other guys are whispering about an "Aphrodite project," and yet others opine that if it's got nothing to do with tits and airmen's proximity to said tits, it's not worth the black funding it's received.

Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:44 No.18197478

>>18197404

any idea of motivation? have they issued any demands? or did they just drop in and smacking around?

heh, maybe they saw WW2 unfolding through the score and thought this was some sort of ceremonial activity. they were just being neighborly trying to participate!

>>	Starshadow 03/04/12(Sun)01:45 No.18197484 >>18197470 okay

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:45 No.18197486 >>18197433 >>18197433 >Sensing victory was nearing, >thinking fortune must have smiled; >people started cheering, >"Come on Thunder Child"... >"Come on Thunder Child!". Fuck yearrrr

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:45 No.18197487 >>18197433 >mfw Thunderchild is the name of the reverse-engineered Avenger that takes us to Cydonia.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:45 No.18197493 >>18197475 >>sakamoto_smirk.jpg I AM ON TO YOU

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:47 No.18197503 >>18197224 Happy ending with no crazyshit cliff-hanger at the end of the thread? Planefag, you're slipping! (Not that I mind, though...)

>>	Will 03/04/12(Sun)01:48 No.18197511 >>18197475 While you're answering questions, how long have you planned on using NOPEMartian? it's stuff like this that keeps me reading, you glorious bastard.

>>	Starshadow 03/04/12(Sun)01:49 No.18197518 I got the archive up. So many good quotes to choose from! I picked one from the beginning so as not to spoil anything.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/04/12(Sun)01:49 No.18197528

>>18197469

At most, yes. And in other technologies, roughly equivalent. Much is still a mystery, but with their bigger fighters, like the 'Sleds, pilots have observed some movements that don't quite seem to obey aerodynamics. The whole "flying Lakes ore freighter" thing is probably going to reveal the secrets behind that quite soon; the same effect on a much larger scale. Their weapons are sometimes terrifyingly advanced - the masers, originally called the "heat ray," - but also mundane, like the mini-rockets they prefer over bullets. It might just be a matter of them discovering entire areas of science we're ignorant of, but not really progressing along them much more then we have our own.

Like I said - freaking weird.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:50 No.18197542 >>18197455 And fixed chapter 33. GETCHA COLLECTIONS HEEYA. http://www.mediafire.com/?77b7voobo4qfx9z I feel like I should stick other shit in these. Like the drawfag stuff or something.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:51 No.18197558 >>18197542 I hereby dub thee "Archivalfag". Dude, putting the pics in is not a bad idea.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:52 No.18197568 >>18197528 >flying Lakes ore freighter There's actually an explanation behind that? I thought you were just being derpy.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:52 No.18197580 Planefag, was scoring from that fake "game over" accurate?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:53 No.18197584 >>18197528 Reminds me of that one story where Earth was invaded by aliens who had managed to invent gravity manipulation and time travel, but had never progressed their weapons technology beyond muskets and single-shot rifles.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:53 No.18197585 >>18197518 Yeah, thanks for that. Some of the descriptions for old threads pretty much give away everything that happens. It's kind of useful for finding the one you're looking for, but it also screws new readers over.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:53 No.18197594 >>18197558 I'll probably do that and add the thread titles like I've been meaning to for the next batch.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/04/12(Sun)01:54 No.18197603

>>18197511
>how long have you planned on using NOPEMartian?

Completely unplanned. I was going for the whole WELCOME TO EARTH thing - I've had WELCOME TO EARTH as a macro for years and never been able to use it, I LOVE that scene - but it just felt right for at least one Martian to NOPE the way we usually NOPE.

Because, I mean, damn.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:55 No.18197613 >>18197584 If they mastered time travel why didn't they just send all their soldiers to the stone age where their shitty guns would win easily. Fuck Time Travel Plots, they almost never make sense.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:55 No.18197615 >>18197603 Recurring NPC? Please make him recurring NPC

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:55 No.18197618 >>18197584 its by the same guy that wrote worldwar too.

>>	Starshadow 03/04/12(Sun)01:56 No.18197629 Been curious. Do you come up with most of this stuff in advance? And just how much freestyling do you do when we don't suggest anything/anything intelligent?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:56 No.18197638 >>18197613 Maybe this is the variant of time travel where you can't go back before the time machine was constructed.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:57 No.18197651 >>18197613 >>18197584 >time travel and that's when I derped so hard I herped. Sorry, meant space travel.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:57 No.18197653 >>18197528 Yeah, so basically they use Gyrojet equivalents? It's basically just firing the whole bullet?

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/04/12(Sun)01:59 No.18197669

>>18197568

Of course. I honestly didn't know HOW the Martians were going to show up at the "beam convergence" till I got to that post, and the answer just leaped out at me: a Landing Ship, Tank, except FLYING! Because ALIUMS! I mean, has nobody thought to ask how the fucking dreadnaughts manage to fly? And hover? Same shit.

As for the Edmund Fitzgerald, it was a good name, identified the ship as a Laker, and timeline issues are - okay, faggots, you have magical girls wearing plane-legs fighting fucking Martians in their underwear (the girls, not the Martians, unless That's Your Thing.) And everybody gets hung up on the Fitz. Hahaha, oh wow.

(... but I've got an answer for that too, being the OCD faggot I am. The Laker the Martians borrowed displaces 20,000 tons... and remember naval naming conventions...)

>>	Starshadow 03/04/12(Sun)02:00 No.18197679 >pilots have observed some movements that don't quite seem to obey aerodynamics. If I had to guess I'd bet on gravity manipulation.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:02 No.18197714 >>18197669 The one from '58 was 26,000, right? So it was just a predecessor? Makes sense and all, but you still have to handwave how they recognize it. Presumably it was a big deal back in the States or something.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/04/12(Sun)02:02 No.18197715

>>18197629
>Been curious. Do you come up with most of this stuff in advance? And just how much freestyling do you do when we don't suggest anything/anything intelligent?

I work out the IMPORTANT stuff in advance, like general plot directions, specific scenarios I can see coming, various shenanigans, etc. But many of the cliffhangers I came up with quicker, usually during the thread: they write a big check I then spend the next few days thinking furiously about how my writing will cash it next time. It's a great way to keep things moving and to keep me from becoming a boring complacent lazy fuck.

As things went on though, I put more work into planning them, because delicious tears omnomnom

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/04/12(Sun)02:03 No.18197735 >>18196691 I just saw this post. Now /tg/ is doing ALPHA better then /r9k/. Not that that is hard, mind you, but "you don't even need the other boards" has NEVER been so true!

>>	NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/04/12(Sun)02:04 No.18197743 >>18197679 Thrust vectoring , hell the B-2 has no surfaces that work (nor does the F-117), without advanced supercomputing, because if you try and fly them or put them into basic simulation models, the planes are... not very stable.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:04 No.18197745 >>18197669 >The Laker the Martians borrowed displaces 20,000 tons... and remember naval naming conventions... Alright, the first things that come to mind is that SS can stand for space ship and... that song 20,000 Pounds of Bananas. Am I on the right track?

Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:04 No.18197748

>>18197638
That never made sense to me either. It's why Time Travel just can't work in most plots, because it just kicks cause and effect in the genitals tells it to sit in the corner while it ruins everything.

That whole can't go back before the machine was built always seemed like convenience to me. Why would they just stop working when they go back before it was invented? It's like that Y2K bug where your computer would realize it wasn't invented yet and shut down forever.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:05 No.18197753 >>18197715 Out of curiosity, back during the soap fight in the hanger, was Minna's gift exchange something you had planned out in advance?

>>	Starshadow 03/04/12(Sun)02:05 No.18197760 >>18197715 >WHE WHO CONTROLS THE TEARS CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE Were you planning on us using Sean to spoof the buzz bombs into the freighter? Because I've been thinking of that since thursday when you mentioned that radar messed up rocket guidance.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:06 No.18197768 Hey Planefag, SWQ isn't coming to an end is it? I know we've got this big dramatic showdown with the Alium invasion fleet being done, and we've resolved the Trude's sister plot, but I just don't want it to end.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:07 No.18197785 >>18197768 Shhh, it's ok. Remember, if the planefag doesn't get tears HE'LL DIE.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:07 No.18197798 >>18197753 >>18197760 >>18197768 On this matter, when you do end the quest, PF, I want a postmortem. I've got a fair number of questions for you, and I don't think they'll all be answered by the end.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:09 No.18197820 So is the writefag going to show up or not? I'd like to go to bed if not.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:09 No.18197822 >>18197785 >>18197785 >They've gotta be TEARS, Seymour...They've gotta be FRESH!"

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:10 No.18197836 >>18197768 Remember why Patton and Rommel and other Important People were hanging out in Castle Barin in the first place. Once we kick Space Lion in the dick, WE OVERLORD.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/04/12(Sun)02:11 No.18197840

>>18197714

EXACTLY. It was the biggest, newest Laker of her generation. Predictably, the company that built it will be asspained about it being ALIUM'D, and build an even BIGGER one after the war to stick it to those goddamn aliums. Let's see them tarnish that name now!

>accidentally the lake
>laughingposiden.jpg

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:12 No.18197858 >>18197836 Ughnn.. That-that feel. I envision a Mars-rigged Widow painted in Rust-palette cookie dough camouflage...

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:13 No.18197863 >>18197840 So ... it hits a 30 year old alien space mine?

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/04/12(Sun)02:14 No.18197871 >>18197822 why do my readers keep loving everything I love it is glorious

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:14 No.18197877 >>18197858 Whoa, whoa, back the fuck up. I mean Earth Overlord, as in WE'RE FUCKING TAKING EUROPE BACK YOU FUCKS. No Cydonia or Bust just yet. Point is, if PF keeps with it, we have a lot of SWQ to go through yet.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:15 No.18197887 >>18197871 The tears or the plant, my friend? because honestly, most of us love BOTH.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:16 No.18197900 >bagpipes Shit just got more real.

Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:18 No.18197918

[01:15] <&Kota> Planefag, will you, after SWQ, do a writeup about how it was like writing this shit?
[01:15] <planefag_> Sure, I guess I could
[01:15] <&Kota> And also, is it a realistic possibility that we'll go and fuck up Mars after liberating Earth?
[01:15] <planefag_> I might do that as a second quest sometime in the future
[01:16] <planefag_> STRIKE WITCHES: THE MARTIAN FRONT

HOPE LIVES

Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:18 No.18197919

>>18197840
As long as you're answering questions, are the days in this universe still 24 hours? You seem to cram an awful lot into the daylight hours here.
And you really should do a postmortem. It'd be a good chance to talk about how to ran this, and hopefully improve the quality slightly of the many new quests that will pop up after this one ends.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:19 No.18197936 I decided to try my meager skills at drawfagging and doodle up NOPEmartian. >image limit FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/04/12(Sun)02:19 No.18197944 Personally I'd like to know how the aliums can even breathe here.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:19 No.18197945 >>18197918 what channel is this?

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:20 No.18197953 >>18197945 #swq on rizon

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/04/12(Sun)02:20 No.18197957 >>18197936 I deleted some images. Post it now.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:21 No.18197966 File: 1330845664.png-(283 KB, 680x777, nopemartian.png) >>18197957 GO GO GADGET MS PAINT.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:21 No.18197970 >>18197918 >>18197918 A MARS-RIGGED WIDOW IN RUST COOKIE DOUGH CAMOUFLAGE. UPDATED WITH HOSTI-TOTSI REVERSE ENGINEERED ALIEMS TEK. >Cydonia_or_Bust_theme.mp3.wav.midi

>>	Starshadow 03/04/12(Sun)02:21 No.18197972 >[01:16] <planefag_> STRIKE WITCHES: THE MARTIAN FRONT And that's how the 501st became X-Com

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:21 No.18197973 >>18197966 uguu

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:21 No.18197979 >>18197936 imgur it

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:24 No.18198016 You know, I was asking earlier "what exactly would we nuke?" Guess there's an answer, now. I wonder how the aliums will respond to that.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/04/12(Sun)02:25 No.18198028 >>18197966 I love it.

Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:30 No.18198064

>>18197970
I had an idea for Planefag when I was reading up about the A-20. There was a version with a giant floodlight in the nose that was used for night fighting.

Replace the light with a reverse engineered alium maser, hook up Sanya as the oscillator, and go fuck around with their radio beams. And of course, NOTHING ever went wrong in the show when they tried to use Neuroi tech.

Would rustle the MCs jimmies since the Turbinlite planes were unarmed.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:37 No.18198131 This is over? Won't be back until Tuesday? kk, it's Sunday now, so that's 2 days of no strike witches.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:44 No.18198199 Curse your incessant use of reaction images! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Screech_Owl_named_Fod_found_on_USS_Harry_S._Truman_%28CVN_75%29.jp g

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/04/12(Sun)02:58 No.18198345

>>18197919

That's mostly because it takes an hour to describe combat that takes minutes in actual time. A lot of complex things happen in a few seconds in air combat.

Also, remember the distances over England aren't very far when you're traveling at hundreds of miles per hour. England is TINY, when you think of it.

>>	Starshadow 03/04/12(Sun)03:07 No.18198442 Whao its late. See you gents on tuesday.

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:28 No.18198636 >>18198345 So, PF. What do you know about WWII small arms? Which do you like? Which don't you like? Mostly I just wanna know how on my shit I'll have to be from now on, since we're going to be on the ground pretty often apparently.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/04/12(Sun)03:36 No.18198697 >>18198636 I <3 the BAR. Shirley can stuff her complaints right up her gas tube; it's a Browning Automatic RIFLE, not a goddamn LMG. lern2read witches.

Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:49 No.18198789

>>18198697
Eh, that's fine and all. But it's not a match for an MG 42. If you're going to include a light machine gun as part of your infantry smallarms doctrine, you need something better than the BAR. Of course in the Pacific, it really was used more as a rifle.

For me, though, it's got to be the MG 42 and the M1911a1. I may actually build myself a 1911 once I have my own place.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/04/12(Sun)04:48 No.18199193

>>18198789

Oh lawdy lawdy. MG-42 was a heavy machine gun, it was just so awesome it was light enough to put on a sling. Mmmmmmhmmmm. BAR was made for an entirely different job. Not that the lesser firepower was noticed as much, since the Americans could into semi-auto rifles.

>1911

I have one. SO SHINY

>>	Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)07:54 No.18200472 Ho, the thread's over, huh? Too bad we hit image limit, otherwise I'd have dumped DESERT TANK WITCHES. The MC guy in that is great. Kisses big titted ex-witches and don't afraid of anything.

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