>>18167507

Been f5ing all day waiting for this.

I've also been abusing the shit out of the Advice Hayate.

>>18167507
>got home last night and just crashed into bed
Eh, it's okay. You've been running this nonstop for, what, 2 weeks now?

Anyway, let's get Erica and Shinku in the air, and start doing some recon.
Have Frau and Shinku feed data back to Elsie and Keima for analysis.

>>18167507

Set up scouting? Suggest that if Erica's an obvious scout, they'll focus on dodging her, and miss another person we might stick in the mix.

>>18167542

How many of those do you have?

>>18167507

Scout with Shinku and Erica, everybody else stays semi-close until further notice.

"Okay guys, just keep close until we know what were dealing with." Keima instructs you from under a cup.
Jun takes out some thread and weaves some sort of web in between the buildings to surround the cup, making an almost invisible barrier.

You ready yourself with some knives in each hand.
Erica and Shinku take to the air, and wait for instructions.
Gai has his bike out, with Amazoness again taking a seat on it behind him.

they say in chess, that the first few moves can determine the game.
You prepare to make yours.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>lol late to start thread due to SWQ

>>18167507
Erica and Shinku scout, we make a measured advance up behind them.

>>18167579

Plenty my friend.

Plenty enough for tonight.

>>18167593
This and move through concealment if at all possible. Being able to bushwack them will be lovely.

>Team Shirou is INSANE
>Lily the only sane person onboard, and thus the whipmistress

LG, make this happen

>>18167604

Follow the previously mentioned scouting plan.

See if we can set up an ambush: There's a type of boxing called counter-boxing, where you lean in to your opponents punches and use their own momentum against them.

Risky, but possibly our best bet against better trained/equipped foes.

>>18167604
Erica and Shinku scout ahead, with Gai and Amazoness advancing carefully.

We need to stay here with Keima and Jun until we're ready to move up.

Keima instructs Shinku and Erica to scout.
The two fly off in the general direction of the enemy.
A few moments later you hear the distant pops of gunfire.
'Three of them,' Erica reports, 'Theyre using paper.'

'Paper?' Keima asks her to clarify 'how exactly?'
'Constructs, they have paper beasts, and one of them threw some at me like shurikens,' she says.

'Okay, come back you two.' Keima instructs them.
'roger.' a second later Shinku and Erica fly in through a window over your heads.

WAT NOW OHH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18167689

>risky

pic related i assume?

Sadly I realized something. We need many and more combo moves, such as:

Unlimited Tea Works -

"I am the bone of my China
Steel is my Kettle, and fire is my mixture
I have served over a thousand banquets
Well-known to satisfaction
Nor known to failure
Have withstood pain to create many flavors
Yet these hands always serve their master
So as I pray,
Unlimited Tea Works"

But the problem is we'd need to work with Shirou.

>>18167710

Consider the manifold uses of fire.

Ask Kraus if he can make napalm, or failing that High enough proof alcohol that it can be used as rocket fuel.

>>18167715

Indeed.

>>18167710
Oh noes, the ROD sisters. If I remember correctly, getting them wet will mess with their paper BS. So, either water or a very dilute potion needs to be sprayed at them. Also, bushwacking.

>>18167710
Get the hose. now.

>>18167710

>Shuriken
>Papercraft
>Constructs

This be Flame of Recca Tiem?

Specifically that pretty boy from team Kuu

>>18167746

You know, the more and more I read/hear about that series, the more I wonder how it became so fucking popular.

>>18167710
We have water in the form of our tea; the paper should be easy to take out.

Move forward, with Erica and Shinku staying behind and ready to come in to provide close air support. We're in an urban environment, we should use the buildings to provide cover for us.

>>18167710
The three sisters from the Read or Die TV series, shit.

Prepare liquids to defeat their paper constructs.

>>18167781
because of saber.
stupid sexy saber.

>>18167773
>>18167771
>>18167775

I can think of no less than fifteen people in anime and mange that use paper based shit.

There's that chick from Naruto, that one guy from Inuyasha, those tag guys from bleach, the Tao user chick from Black Cat....

Seriously, don't jump to conclusions.

We're not going to try and use fire against paper?

Really?

>>18167872
Not when we can use liquids, no.

>>18167872
Water's the better bet, do you really want a flaming paper spear thrown at us?

>>18167872
Liquids are easier to pull off with our powers. Fire related options are pretty limited.

>>18167872
>>18167754
>>18167689
>>18167619
>>18167542

Did you make all of these images?

I literally can't stop laughing at them.

>>18167830
Paper loses it;s integrity when wet, fire is hot and can still fly at us.
Also one of the ROD girls is the fucking librarian. We cant be that far off.

>>18167893
>>18167883
>>18167880

What about flammable liquids? e can have Kraus whip up some really high proof shit.

Then when/if liquid fails, we can immediately go to plan B and set their shit alight.

>>18167897

>Did you make all of these images?

Indeedy do.

>>18167927

>Liquid that burns.

I like this guy.

>>18167927
I love how you think.

"Move forward!" Keima instructs the mobile ones in your group.
Shinku takes Jun and jumps into a mirror.
Gai and amazones ride ahead, with you and Erica not far behind.

two blocks away, you spot them.
Theyre on a roof, three females and what appears to be a bear made out of sheets of paper.

You see the smaller one throw cards while the other one releases arrows from a bow.
Gai gets hit with a card, not much damage.
You block with a tray just in time to deflect an arrow.

And then they split up.
On jumps down to road level, running straight for you, followed by the bear.
The one with the bow crosses the gaps between buildings and jumps from roof to roof, the smaller one crashes through a window into a building.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18168005

I have all sorts of plans like these.

<-- Like that one.

>>18167969

Found your little meme-generator.

>>18168018

Into the building, Erica can deal with the one on the roof.

>>18168018
Walls of Havanna!
Then Tea Rain to drench the approaching girl and the bear.

>>18168018

CQC.

Get in that building.

divide and conquer! they split up, we gang up! they Custer, we Sioux and Cheyenne. beatdown go!

>>18168018
Knew it, can Kraus conjure a wave of Earl Grey?

>>18168018
Ok, the Archer we're going to want to introduce to melee combat, introducing her to gai and amazoness rather than giving her a chance to plink away is good. The small acrobat martial arts one we don't want to give her a chance to get close, how demolishable is the building she is in, if it's not we can set up a kill zone, but never let her close? The construct ought to be very nukable from us and/or sakura. We have air superiority unless the constructor makes a bird. See if we can cut them off through air support and focus on them individually. Taking out the Archer first, their leader is priority.

>gang up
Who do you engage first?

>>18168067

I know this doesn't have much to do with anything, but why did you write Hayate as a smarmy cunt instead of how he's been portrayed?

>>18168091
Because this is hayate's internal monologue which is us. And our plans basically involve banging every woman in the multiverse

>>18168090
Ground level one. Our air support can keep the archer busy, and we can have Elsie or Shinku keep tabs on the one in the building.

Everyone else can focus fire on the one coming at us.

>>18168090
Engage first the construct.
Erica can keep the archer occupied, and the little one is inside the building with Shinku and Jun.

>>18168120
Speak for yourself champ.

>>18168091

Cross between it being internal dialogue as opposed to the classy stuff we've been doing out loud, and the fact that this is closer to our INTENT for actions as opposed to how LG normally writes it up.

Plus, I looked at that face and immediately thought 'bitch please'.

>>18168090
Can we use tea to make the paper constructs and items soggy and worthless? If so, then let's do that first.

>>18168090
We can handle bear girl, gai and amazon on archer, rest on Keima/third one.

>>18168152

Forgot my pic.

>>18168139
Shinku and jun are in the mirrors. not the physical building.
Do you want to engage small one in the buildings?

>>18168090
Keep tabs on the one in the building, make sure she doesn't sneak out or it isn't connected to another building. Stay a decent distance away if possible to avoid sneak attacks. Erica and Shinku ought to be able to dodge arrows and keep archer in cover. Us and Sakura Nuke the living fuck out of the bear while gai/amazoness bike through the whole we make and beat the one running at us in the FACE.

>>18168090
we melee heavy, amirite? go after the archer

>>18168177
No.
Just have Keima and Elsie keep tabs on her so she can't bust out and ambush us.

>>18168151
>>18168120

Not so much 'bang every woman', but very much 'would think, but wouldn't say'. Pointing out that ass out loud is bad.

Internal dialoge providing running commentary on how you could bounce a quarter and get back two dimes and a nickel? Already doing that.

>>18168018
Hose down the bear, teacup the archer, inform team about the pink haired thing. If

>>18168197
We are an all rounder / speedster

Keima sends you your orders.
'Erica, Distract the archer! Gai, Amazoness get on her as Erica runs decoy."
"Sakura, Hayate, bombard the one on the street."
"Shinku, Jun, prepare to ambush the one in the building, she's coming up fast to your left.Detain or engage as necessary!"


Erica flies up and buzzes the archer, firing a couple of bursts from her gun. As the archer aims at her, Gai and amazoness ride up the side of the building.

You don't know how Shinku and Jun are doing, but you hear some crashes in a building to your left.

You see Sakura pull out a card and throw a fireball at the woman running alongside the bear.
She blocks it with a wall of paper, you see some of the sheets go up in flame.
You aim at the bear and fire.

ROLL FOR EFFECT.

rolled 4 = 4

>>18168299
FUCK YOU BEAR!

rolled 12 = 12

>>18168299
water jet with pressure that can pulverize rocks! go!

rolled 91 = 91

>>18168299

UCHIKATA HAJIME

rolled 47 = 47

>>18168299
Come on, Darjeeling! Make it rain!

rolled 91 = 91

>>18168328
>>18168325
>>18168320
sunuvacrap

rolled 47 = 47

>>18168299

We need to work to our advantages here, while we are strong and fast we can't go head on with people who might be stronger or faster.

See of we can't bait the melee one into a mid floor of the building then knock out the supports with a tea laser

>>18168329
>>18168343
We have doubles in the 90's! I'll call that a win!

rolled 24 = 24

>>18168320
>>18168325
>>18168328

Combat doesn't appear to be our thing.

rolled 45 = 45

>>18168299
EFFECT

>>18168329
You hit the bear square in the chest.
It disintegrates into a shitload of paper.
But as quick as it collapses, the individual sheets of paper turn into a flock of birds covering the woman controlling it.

Gai and Amazoness get to the archer. Gai attempts to kick her in the head, much like any ally of justice would.
Amazoness follows up with her spear.
She dodges his kick gracefully, but amazoness' spear grazes her side.
Erica, not wanting to hit a teammate disengages.

Inside the building, Jun attempts to ensnare the smallest of the trio with his thread. She cuts through them with cards sharp as razors, and moves in quickly for the kill.
Shunku tries to intercept but the small one swerves off at the last moment, running into the bowels of the building.

From behind the birds, you see the paper summoner create a pair of wolves.


WAT DO NOW OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18168415
Use our hot tea to make them hella-soggy.

rolled 44 = 44

>>18168415

Teleport directly behind her, take her down.

>>18168415
Pop a smoke screen around jun and shinku
Divert Erica to assisting with the wolves
See if we can't drive the melee one towards a dead end where we can drop a floor or two of the building onto her

rolled 84 = 84

>>18168415
Conjure a significant amount of tea or water to soak the constructs and give Sakura an opening for an attack on the summoner.

>>18168415
Reduce all of the paper to worthless pulpy mush.

rolled 65 = 65

>>18168435
We want to save our limited use powers if at all possible.

>>18168438
Jun and Shinku are in a building, not close enough to pop a smokescreen like that.

>>18168415
We can't be split up quite this much, it being 2 or 3 on 1 is too little for us. Drop a smoke screen on the constructor, surprise her with a pile of tea soggying things at the same time Kamen Rider does a Kamen Motorcycle KICK! We can keep amazoness on Archer to tarpit her, with Erica keeping recon going as well as if the Archer tries to disengage from Amazoness shooting her to hell.

>>18168435
Suplex. We gotta do this. Chick won't see it coming. Oh, and if Keima is near us, teacup his ass.

>>18168450
Agreed, let's hold off on teleports and time stops and use our high-drain tea laser and bunny mode only if a perfect opening presents itself. (Or if Keima says to, because he'll probably see openings we don't.)

>>18168415
fling lots of paired knives! SCISSORS BEATS PAPER!

>>18168415
Epic Tea Time - fuck up her paper, then go help jun.

>>18168441
Seconding this. If we make the paper wet, the girl loses most of her combat ability.

>>18168555
As much liquid as possible, and hot enough to make as much steam as possible. Between the liquid and the air moisture, it should be more than enough to ruin the paper.

>>18168482
And get Sakura to nuke the bear.

>>18168598
You mean the wolves.
The bear is already gone.

>>18168621
Yeah, those too.

'Shit.' YOu hear Keima say. 'The little one is coming my way. I have to move.'

'Hayate, Douse the paper. Sakura, prepare that ice card you have.' he says as he now flies towards you in his goddess mode.

'Jun, Shinku, get out of the building and form up on Amazoness.'
'Erica, keep buzzing the archer. while Amazoness engages.'

'Gai, get ready to jump the one on the street."


You fire again, but this time instead of a concentrated lance of tea, you release it in a massive wave.
It barrels down the street funneled by the buildings and hits the summoner and her constructs. The summoner shields herself with a dome of paper

'NOW SAKURA!' Keima yells.
Sakura releases the spell she was holding.
It freezes the now soggy paper, locking up the constructs like paper paper-mache ice statues, and trapping the controller in a dome of paper and ice.

'GAI! ENGAGE!' He yells at gai, now barreling down the side of a building.
Gai leaps from his motorcycle. His boot aimed at the frozen dome.
"RIDEEEEER KICK!" he yells

***ROLL FOR DYNAMIC KARATE***
Sakura freezes the tea

rolled 26 = 26

>>18168699
KIIIICK!!

rolled 54 = 54

>>18168699
THE TEA!

rolled 88 = 88

>>18168699
RIDEEEER KICK!

rolled 74 = 74

>>18168699

ATTACK

rolled 74 = 74

>>18168699
JUSTICE

>>18168730
>>18168735
Doubles!

>>18168699
woopah!

>>18168727
>>18168735
YES

rolled 38 = 38

>>18168754
once more, with a roll this time

rolled 95 = 95

Rolling with Imp-slap.

>>18168887
Tyrion you never fail me!

>>18168735
>>18168730
"RIDEEEEEEEEEER KICK!!!!!"
Gai crashes through the frozen dome and hits the summoner.
She staggers, obviously affected by the kick.
Jun and Shinku jump out of a mirror near the archer, Erica still popping off shots when possible.
Amazoness lunging in with her spear to keep her occupied.

'Jun, Use your thread to Reduce th archers mobility.'
'Amazoness back up and prepare your bow. Erica Fire when I tell you.'

Jun hands throws his thread and makes a tangled web around the archer, cutting off any means of escape.

'ERICA, AMAZONESS NOW!'
Erica fires, Amazoness shoots.

**** ROLL FOR PIERCING DAMAGE ****

rolled 27 = 27

>>18168898
SHOOT HER!!

rolled 27 = 27

>>18168898
MY DRILL IS THE DRILL THAT SHALL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!

rolled 2 = 2

>>18168887
Why didn't I wait a few more seconds!

rolled 70 = 70

>>18168898
HAHA! TEAMWORK!

rolled 11 = 11

>>18168898

DMG

rolled 12 = 12

>>18168898

>>18168910
>>18168919
Badwrong doubles...

rolled 61 = 61

>>18168898
Why can't we roll well?

rolled 64 = 64

>>18168898
This spear is the spear that shall pierce the heavens!

rolled 84 = 84

>>18168910
>>18168919
>>18168925
>>18168935
Dammit, this seed is bad.

rolled 81 = 81

>>18168898
skewer!

rolled 75 = 75

>>18168898

>>18168965
>>18168955

>OH NO WE SUCK!
>dem rolls
Fucking /tg/ dice.

rolled 55 = 55

Fucks sake, guys

>>18168919
>>18168910
She blocks with a wall of paper, and cuts the threads away. She jumps down to street level to join the summoner.
You see them retreat as the summoner drops more wolves to cover them. Gai, Amazoness and Erica in pursuit.

The small one bursts out of a building aimed right at Sakura.

WAT DO OH MAJAIK BUTLERS?

>>18169043
Catch her in a teacup.

rolled 40 = 40

>>18169043

CUTLERY INTERCEPTION

rolled 58 = 58

>>18169043
Cover Sakura, she's the glass cannon and we are the support.

rolled 80 = 80

>>18169043
Save sakura, counter with many throwing knives?

rolled 79 = 79

>>18169043
Teacup the small one. Time Stop if necessary.

rolled 11 = 11

>>18169074
This. Then scoop with the cup to chuck her against a building

Teacup her.

Also for the two escaping, have shinku take gai into a mirror.
Throw a tray at the summoner.
Shinku and gai pop out of tray, SURPRISE RIDER PUNCH to the cunt

rolled 7 = 7

>>18169043
dig into ground with massive spoon, fling earth fist

so inelegant they'll never see it coming

>>18169132
guess not

rolled 90 = 90

>>18169122
Fuck my rolls. At least I haven't hit a 1 yet

>>18169139
more than makes up for it

>>18169074
No timestop, just teacup, chuck some knives at the two cunts fleeing.

>>18169153
too late i bet
>>18169074
>>18169072
might be good enough tho

rolled 30 = 30

>>18169160

Thinking quickly, you trap the small one under a teacup. You hear her banging away from the inside.

'Those in pursuit, PULLBACK' Keima orders. 'REGROUP AT MY LOCATION.'

'Hayate, Sakura. Charge your beams.'
'Deactivate the teacup and blast her at point blank range.'

Sakura takes out a pair of cards that reads Fiery and Windy.
YOu charge your tealaser oncemore.

Keima, pulls away and lands on a roof, Erica, Jun appearing next to him, Gai and amazoness not far behind.

'NOW!'
You remove the cup as you and Sakura unleash your spells.

***ROLL FOR ANNIHILATION***

>>18169207
Come on non-shitty rolls

rolled 36 = 36

>>18169207
Haha, teacups!

rolled 13 = 13

>>18169207
Let's see how well this annihilation goes.

rolled 11 = 11

>>18169207

Here we go.

rolled 41 = 41

>>18169207
The dice are going to be sad aren't they?

rolled 21 = 21

>>18169207

C'mooooon good rolls.

rolled 61 = 61

WE ARE THE BEST POINT BLANK CANNON!

rolled 33 = 33

>>18169207
Shit, guess I should roll properly, eh.

rolled 43 = 43

>>18169207
Why can't we shoot someone point blank?

rolled 47 = 47

>>18169207
Let's see if I can roll in the negatives!

rolled 7 = 7

Here's hoping.

rolled 72 = 72

>>18169207
Aaaaaaaaa so many bad rolls

rolled 56 = 56

>>18169207
This is just depressing.

rolled 45 = 45

The dice gods have forsaken us.

rolled 51 = 51

>>18169207
LG, throw us a bone, plz, we cannot roll for shit tonight.

rolled 99 = 99

>>18169207
ha ha we can't fight for shit.

rolled 39 = 39

Please /tg/ we need to nuke people.

rolled 89 = 89

>>18169207
ONE LAST ATTEMPT

rolled 99 = 99

Fucks sake we need more power

rolled 58 = 58

I think a little musical number will lift our spirits and help the roll.

I'm thinking some of Cab Calloway's should be nice.

>>18169299
OH GOD YES.

>>18169299
>>18169292

HAHAHAHA and you're too late!

Fucking /tg/ dice!

>>18169292
>>18169299
DOUBLE 99s! The only thing that can stop us now is LG never reloading!

>>18169299
>>18169297
Annnnnnnnnnnd, LG misses these due to refresh (or lack thereof).

>>18169292
>>18169299
As soon as the teacup dissappears, she realizes whats up.
She tries and shield herself with some paper.

But the combined power of your tealaser and sakura's beam at pointblank demolishes the barrier she put up.

The patch of asphalt she was standing on is now a smoking crater. She's out.

WAT NOW OH MASTER BUTLERS?

2 more enemies.
Summoner, heavily damaged.
Archer, light wounds

>>18169330
>>18169359
>>18169369

>>18169427
Score, one down. Relocate the two remaining. Neither are much for melee combat and they're damaged while out team is next to unharmed. We want to finish off the summoner first if we can. Use our standard anti-paper tactics, me probably won't be able to separate them but if we can more power to us. Once found we can do a bit of nuking to keep them on the defensive, in spheres of paper, to buy us time to get into proper positions.

rolled 75 = 75

>>18169427
Finish off the Summoner.
Us, Gai, and Amazoness can take out the summoner, while Shinku, Erica, and Sakura keep the Archer occupied.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!"
This was the only thing Kenji could say before the giant beam took his whole team out.

"You could'ave taken it a bit easy, you know." Vita tells Nanoha. "I didn't even get to hammer anyone."
Nanoha just stands there and says nothing

>>18169427
Pursue. Have Shinku and someone else keep the archer occupied while the rest of the team focuses down the summoner.

Try not to walk into an ambush.

rolled 59 = 59

>>18169427
>we're focussed on 3
>teams are of 7
DODGE
I DON'T CARE WHICH DIRECTION JUST DO IT

>>18169471
Oh right. I almost forgot how fucked we are.

So fucked.

>>18169427
Withdraw, try to pull them into an ambush.

>>18169471

Oh god poor Kenji. Hardly knew the poor bastard.

>>18169487
Advanced class teams are smaller for game balance.

>>18169487
Their team is only 3, the basic classes were split into 7's because there were so many of us. Advanced classes are variable in number

rolled 12 = 12

>>18169467
mix that up, give 'em more then 1 thing to worry about

Us, Gai, and Erica on summoner - guns are good vs paper (see also wadcutter ammo)

Shinku, Sakura, Amazoness keep the Archer occupied.

>>18169502
>>18169512
Oh okay.
I must have missed that.

>>18169471
I can only see two possible ways to beat Nanoha. First is through the power of butler seduction, than knocking her on the back of the head. That or use up our timestop and have everyfuckingbody on our team go NOVA and blast her with every single bit of magic we have.

>>18169471
jesus we are so boned in two rounds.

>>18169513
dammit, left roll in email field
please disregard roll

>>18169528
Yep, heavy abuse of time stop will be needed.

>>18169528
>butler seduction
It might, MIGHT work.
If this is young Nanoha.
If this is old Nanoha, then there are no limiter to the degree of how fucked we are.

rolled 33 = 33

>>18169471
>Nanoha's still mad
Oh fuck.

>>18169528
Yes, which means that we need to save Time Stop for the fight against Nanoha.

>>18169582
She's 12.

She is still a glass cannon in this.

Time stop > tea laser = threat eliminated... Hopefully

>>18169595
Oh thank god!
We can still win this then.

>>18169609
Is that the best course of action?

If we beat her she will stay mad.

>>18169624
She MAY stay mad. She also may stay made if she wins. We don't know in either case.

>>18169624
Yes and no.

We could take her out and sort things out later on.
We could time stop kiss her then blast her

>>18169643
Tip for pros only: Sexual assault is never the answer.

>>18169660
Assault would be doing like was suggested in the last thread and time sto
And full tongue, this would be a gentle kiss on the lips then boom

>>18169677
Any unsolicited sexual or intimate contact is sexual assault. Including stealing a kiss.

>>18169693
Cheek?

Not like she won't just blast us if we pull her into a timestop anyway.

>>18169704
It's still a form of sexual assault. Also, let's not tease a 12-year-old girl with a crush on us like that. It's sleazy and mean.

You regroup around Keima.
'Elsie shows the two remaining are sticking together.'
'Theyre on street level surrounded by approximately 40 constructs.'
'One of them is heavily wounded, the archer only lightly so.' Keima explains.

"Now, what were gonna do is...."

GIMME YOUR PLANS OH MASTER BUTLERS
>brb lunch

>>18169717
She already has a crush on us, that's by this situation ended up as it has

>>18169736
I know. I'm saying let's not tease a 12-year-old girl with a crush on us by giving her a kiss, no matter how platonically we supposedly mean it. It's sleazy. It's cruel. It's a fucking terrible thing to do to her. I would rather actually whoop on her than dig our heel into her feelings like that.

>>18169733
Focus fire and snipe out the summoner and hope the constructs drop.

>>18169750
I concur.

>>18169717
Sexual assault isn't an issue here.
We aren't going to be sued for anything, considering that lawyers capable of surviving conflicts of this power level also tend to be either really pricey, or really picky.
What we want is to disable her in any way possible, then zap her.

>>18169736
Nvm reread what you said and I see what you mean

>>18169733
Who's the best shot at long ranges? Have them try to drop the heavily-wounded one, then mop up.

rolled 31 = 31

>>18169733
I'm guessing the constructs will fall apart if the Summoner gets taken out, also be careful that the people we see aren't constructs and they're actually hiding nearby. Does this town have any waterworks or anything like that? I say as a starting point if we don't have a waterworks we can direct to flood them take a building, set it on fire, and all throw it at their location.

>>18169763
Laws don't dictate morality brohan. Hayate ain't a creep like that.

rolled 73 = 73

Noone considers that she might take being kissed like that very very badly and then explode?

>>18169770
Erica does have a machinegun.

>>18169733
Okay.
We have Sakura, Hayate, Amazoness snipe the Summoner. Hayate throwing cutlery, and finally, a large silver tray.

Gai and Shinku go into a mirror, and as the tray passes behind the Archer and Summoner, Gai and Shinku make a DYNAMIC ENTRY at close range.

>>18169733
Land units on a saucer, drop a teacup on top, and charge them.
Shinku and Erica cover Sakura as she AOEs ahead of us.
Once we're in range, lose the cup and laser/kick/spear them.

>>18169777
The reasonable people have and that is why we aren't going to do it.

>>18169770
Sakura is our main cannon.
Probably best to set up a steam screen to wet their constructs and maybe see about some tea rain to further weaken them

So heavily voting against any kind of getting intimate with nanoha as a means of calming her down during the fight. Just no. that is a terribly idea.

>>18169733
flying saucers! some empty, some loaded with our peeps
they don't know which ones to run away from/attack
gives us edge getting in close, then mob 'em

>>18169777
As the other poster said, the reasonable people have already considered it and said profusely that it's a terrible idea and we shouldn't do it.

>>18169805
A really terrible idea.

>>18169776
Morality don't dictate the rules of battle either.
The battlefield is no place for honor.

>>18169825
Ha ha fuck you

>>18169825
This isn't the battlefield, it's a school contest. Are you seriously suggesting that we cause significant emotional pain to a little girl that we are platonically fond of, a little girl with world-shatteringly potent powers, in order to maybe - MAYBE - gain an edge in a school contest? Nigga, you've gone full retard.

>>18169840
>>18169836
Fair 'nuf, I just popped in for a second, never seen this quest before, except once back about a month ago.
Sorry for the confusion. Later.

Nanoha is an aerial mage right?
We are fucked.
Only viable air units we have is Erica and Shinku.
We can try going anti-air on her ass, but Vita will kick our asses in close range.
And we dont know who else is on her team.

As for taking out the remaining 2
Saucer dynamic entry for Gai via shinku..
Sakura bombards from longrange.
We, Erica and amazoness go for the constructs.

keima remains sexy

>>18169733
They are making a last stand. Lets try and make them come to us. Does sakura have any exremely long range stuff?

>>18169872
In the Nanoha fight, the strategy will be to use Time Stop (which we'll be saving specifically for that fight) and then unload a tea laser point blank on her and any other heavy-hitters on her team right from the beginning.

>>18169897
Let's bring Sakura into the Time Stop as well. She's our artillery; we could get in point blank first strikes that way.

"Sakura, position yourself on a rooftop and get ready for bombardment, Jun will cover you."
"Hayate, Amazoness, Erica, Keep the constructs occupied."
"Shinku, prepare to teleport in with Gai, we need to get the jump on them."
Keima tells your team.
"Okay. Move out."

You charge, Erica flying overhead and Amazoness running alongside you.
You see the mass of constructs before you.
Bears, wolves, and what appears to be a pair of giant cobras all bear their fangs to defend the two paper users behind them.

Sakura begins charging.

Erica opens fire, and Amazoness jumps directly at a cobra.
You engage the nearest bear, with a knife/sword.

****ROLL FOR BEAR COMBAT***

rolled 88 = 88

>>18170078
>not fighting bear-handed
DOHOHO IM SO FUNY

rolled 45 = 45

Man this is where we need bear leaf tea.

rolled 72 = 72

>>18170078
Bring it bear.

rolled 99 = 99

>>18170078

>>18170109
And we're done here, folks.

>>18170098
>>18170106
>>18170109
Wow. Thanks dice!

rolled 35 = 35

>>18170098
That is so funny I can hardly bear it. Ohohohoho.

>>18170109
hahahahaha! it worked!

>>18170109
I guess those training sessions with Mike are really paying off now.

>>18170136
We are at the point were we're fighting two gorillas with thousands of years of experience at once.

>>18170109
You you take a slash at the bear and take off it's front left leg.
You slash again and take off the other front leg.
You finish it off with a lateral cut, splitting it in two.

You see Erica take out two wolves in sucession.
Amazoness destroys the cobra.

You see the Archer aim at Amazoness as she has her back turned. The Summoner creating more paper constructs.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

rolled 2 = 2

>>18170206
Flying tray shield boomerang!

>>18170206
Either chuck our mirror-like tray in to allow for Gai and Shinku to make a DYNAMIC ENTRY or throw a knife through the archer's bow string.

rolled 2 = 2

>>18170206
Drop a cup on the archer to ruin her shot.

>>18170206
Teacup the summoner, teleport in front of archer and give her a good solid krumping.

>>18169897
>>18169913
using a cheap shot to take her out isn't going to improve things with her.
This is a class exercise, a team exercise., not a life or death battle. Even if Nanoha unloads on us, it isn't going to kill us. And if that's going to be the way it is, use time stop to get away from the rest of the team, we draw the fire away so the rest of the team (who she is not really upset with) can take her out.
How are you going to get Sakura to agree to that idea anyway?
"Hey, i'm going to stop time, and then the two of us are going to hit your friend who we both care about really really hard, because winning this is what matters most to us"
-We've tried talking to her, didn't work
-We don't want to fuck with her feelings anymore than we already have. Using time stop to cheap shot her or get intimate with her is going to do that, so those are both out.
As far as I can tell, we don't have a lot of options other just trying to ride out her anger wave until she calms down.

rolled 5 = 5

>>18170206
Flying teacup to protect Amazoness, then chuck our silver tray at the Summoner and Archer.

>>18170220
>>18170234

Welp looks we are down a teammate.

>>18170206
When the Archer fires we need for the Rider/Shinku kick to hit the summoner before she can ready another arrow. So throw a reflective tray that way. Warn Amazoness about the arrow and make as many layers of protective teacups as seems sane, then add more.

Also he didn't ask for rolls, when no rolls are needed just don't roll, it can't help.

>>18170242
Let's not use up our teleport. That's the kind of thing that I want to save for Nanoha, or any similar situation we might face where we're seriously outmatched.

rolled 88 = 88

>>18170206
>>18170242
this, with a roll

>>18170220
>>18170234
>>18170246
Dice haet Amazoness...

>>18170243
She was pretty quiet about the whole thing though so she might not really be too pissed with us.

And we won't know what the situation is until we are there anyway and once we do know what is going on then we can deal with it

Also suggesting bunny mnokoSo clear the gap with the archer and ruin her shot by taking her in melee

rolled 9 = 9

>>18170246
>>18170234
>>18170220
Ffffff

rolled 80 = 80

>>18170220
>>18170234
>>18170246
Teacup the archer, focus fire on the summoner

>>18170206
Pick up bear parts we cut off.
Throw them at archer.
ATTACK HER WITH OUR BEAR HANDS

>>18170220
It's dice+1d100, not dice 1d100

>>18170242
Let's not use our limited abilities, like time stop and teleport, in the first fight, if that's okay.

>>18170322
And pointing out the crappy rolls helped, even though I didn't actually mention them. Yay, dice superstitions.

What we should do with Nanoha, maybe, is sacrifice ourself, to save the rest of the team from a blast.

>>18170324
No!
USE BEAR ARMS TO CATCH ARROWS.
Or at least whatever projectiles she'll shoot anyways.

>>18170351
I know, what the fuck is up with that?

>>18170325
A + or a space both work fine.

You consider teacupping the archer, but you are too far away.
You pickup the bear legs you cut off earlier and hurl them to intercept the arrow.
Sucess.

Amazon gets out of the archer's line of fire before she could ready another one. The summoner now has generated a huge gorilla, it stands above her and the archer protectively.

'Hayate, ready a tray, and throw it at the enemy when i give you the signal.'
'Shinku, Gai, get ready to jump in.'

'SAKURA NOW! AIM AT THE BIG ONE!'
Sakura fires.

**ROLL FOR BLAST**

rolled 33 = 33

>>18170508
BIG MONEY, NO WHAMMY!

rolled 56 = 56

>>18170508
Arright

rolled 5 = 5

>>18170508
Sakura has PRACTICE nuking Gorillas. This should go well!

>>18170534
>BIG MONKEY, NO WHAMMY!
ftfy

rolled 69 = 69

>>18170508
Come on, Sakura! Befriend them!

rolled 82 = 82

>>18170508
This is a bit reminescent of our first training session.

Sakura about to explode a gorilla

rolled 82 = 82

>>18170550
And optimism + pun = horrible rolls. I'll remember that.

>>18170563
>>18170565
Well done lads.

>>18170565
>>18170563
Another big monkey gonna get befriended

rolled 99 = 99

WE ARE /TG/. WE SUCK AT DICE LIKE WE SUCK AT WOMEN

>>18170608
rustle its jimmies!

>>18170636
thank you, Don Quixote

>>18170636
holy shit it worked....

>>18170636
Not at all?

>>18170636
We have been getting 99s like fucking candy today. It is a good day.

"MONKEY GO BOOOOM!" Sakura yells as she fires.
Mike, observing the battle remotely, winces at the scene.

She hits it square in the chest.
As the beam hits, the Archer grabs the summoner and jumps out of the way.

'Hayate, THROW THE TRAY!'
'GAI, SHINKU JUMP IN!'

You wind up and throw the tray you have expanded to the size of a manhole cover.
It flies through the air, just barely avoiding a wolf that tried to block it.

The summoner blocks it with a paper shield.
"....IIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEER PUUUUUUUUUUNCH!"
Gai's fist appears from inside the tray.
In mid-air, and with no way to dodge the summoner and the archer are caught by surprise.

****ROLL FOR DYNAMIC ENTRY*****

>>18170652
>>18170659
>>18170664
seems that badmouthing and doubting ourselves is a surefire way to get good rolls. seems to be happening a lot in this thread so i thought i'd give it a shot. It's like we have reverse spiral power or something.

rolled 6 = 6

>>18170692
DYNAMIC ENTRY!

rolled 18 = 18

>>18170692
There's no way this will be a good roll.

>>18170697
>reverse spiral power
Oh, the SHINJI special.

rolled 30 = 30

>>18170697
THIS ROLL WILL BE COMPLETELY SHIT

>>18170692
:V

rolled 55 = 55

>>18170692
Go GAI!

rolled 64 = 64

>>18170692
FALCON PAWNCH!

rolled 99 = 99

>>18170692
Fuck, this roll is going to be absolute shit, isn't it?

rolled 92 = 92

>>18170751
Oh, /tg/ dice.

rolled 78 = 78

>>18170727
so this makes up for that

>>18170751
>rolls with confidence and uplifting confidence
>utter shit
>roll with crippling self-doubt
>near-critical success
>/tg dice gods' faces

>>18170751
What the hell /tg/ we can only get good rolls by doubting ourselves. What the hell?

rolled 60 = 60

>>18170692
And away we go

rolled 74 = 74

>>18170792
You're just not confident enough. This is how you get a good roll.

>>18170751
I swear, it only seams to roll well if you are talking shit about the dice!

>>18170819
It really is true

>>18170751
He connects.
His punch hits the Summoner square in the belly.
And in an instant she was out.

The archer manages to pull away, but she too is also reeling.

As Gai falls to the ground, Erica grabs her arm and whips him around, throwing him straight at the archer.

"RIDER SLINGSHOT KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!"

***ROLL TO FINISH IT.***

rolled 78 = 78

>>18170923
Oh dice gods please don't let me fuck this up.

rolled 22 = 22

>>18170923
JUSTICE AND FRIENDSHIP!

rolled 8 = 8

>>18170923
Lets see how bad this roll will be.

rolled 21 = 21

>>18170923
TEAMWORK

>>18170935
>>18170941
Ladies and gentlemen, we have reciprocity.

rolled 60 = 60

>>18170923
I wonder what happens if you intentionally invoke the I these dice suck effect in order to get high rolls.

Fucking /tg/ dice hate us!

rolled 8 = 8

>>18170923
MEDIOCRITY!

rolled 67 = 67

>>18170923
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

rolled 99 = 99

>>18170923
We are so good at this you guys.

>>18170968

I cannot even.

Man tg dice must be possessed by Khorne or something... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

rolled 22 = 22

>>18170968
>>18170751
>>18170636
>>18170109
>>18169299
>>18169292
These are all the 99s we've gotten tonight. Just wow.

>>18171040
I love that the 99 I got actually ended in 99

>>18170968
>jesus christ what the fuck is up with all these 99?

He lands the hit. She barely even had time to defend herself.
She dissapears in a flash of light.

It's over. You win.

You hear Max's voice in your head.
"Congratulations kids. You move on to the next round."

The city around you disintegrates.
And find yourselves standing in the gym.

Not far from you, the three advance class paper users you just fought are standing together.
On the bleachers, Kenji and his team sit and mope.
Nanoha is nowhere to be seen.

Mike and max stand in front a set of displays showing the 2 fights still ongoing.

Larger displays floating in the middle of the room show you the same.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18171083
Study the other combatants, see if there is anything we can find to use against them

>>18171083
Watch the fights with Keima. We need intel.

>>18171083
Watch whichever match we're up against next. I think it's Shirou's team vs. Advanced class?

rolled 53 = 53

>>18171083
Check that everyone is okay on our team.
Then go over and congratulate the advanced class for a good fight.

>>18171083
Look in on the fights. Pay special attention to the next one we are going to be in.

>>18171040
First and last are both me cracking shit about our chances.

What the hell

>>18171083
Shake hands with our opponents like gentlemen, then watch the action.

>>18171114
This, then
>>18171108
this.

>>18171139
This. I always forget. Before everything else, we must be a gentleman.

>>18171083
Find out what happened with Kenji's team. Probably not from him, though

>>18171114
This first, then watch.

>>18171083
Shake hands with our opponents, congratulate them on a good fight. Then glue our eyes to the monitor, pay very very special attention to the Shirou's fight. I doubt very much that anyone is going to beat Nanoha but still keep an eye on AC-3 and Neji. When we get a chance ask someone, either an instructor or someone on Kenji's team what the flying hell happened to them, if we can glean more details about her.

>>18171139
>>18171173
I would say watching the action is more important, we can be a gentleman after the exercise but now it is important we go into each fight prepared as possible

All the AC teams except Nanoha's die horribly.

All are babies.

>>18171239
This is an exercise. Sportsmanship is key.

>>18171261
This is a contest, we are here to win.

Normally I am all for being a gentleman but there is a time and place

>>18171114
This. We will be a humble butler.

For the occasion.

>>18171297
We have Keima to come up with devilish plans. We must at all times be courteous. Even at personal cost. We will thank them for a good match, dwelling just as long as decorum requires, then return to see the end of the other matches.

>>18171425
In the first thread we decided on the butler thing as an aesthetic and a way to pick up, I know because I was there. We use it to our advantage and do a damn good job of it because it suits us.

However we do not ignore the chance to possibly learn something that even Keima might miss because he is not perfect just to go play butler to a bunch of random people we probably will have very little to do with in the future

>>18171393
Oh, also, I've put up the crossdressing counterpart, Advice Susan.

YOu and your team walk over to the three paper users.

"Great fight guys," you tell them, as you introduce yourself and your team.
"You really had us on our toes." The archer says.
"If they didn't take me out early, We would've beaten them." the little one says with a frown.
"Now, now, Anita. It was your fault for rushing in, even after i told you to back off." The archer says as she pats the small one's head.

"Oh, How rude of us to not introduce ourselves.' She says.
"I'm Michelle, this is Maggie." She says as she motions towards the quiet summoner. "And this little hotheat is Anita."

Gai steps forwards, unhooks his helmet and says "I hope I didn't hurt you too much Michelle-san, Maggie-san."
"Oh no. The barrier took all of the damage. We arrived out here just fine after you took us out."
"I am glad to hear that." Gai says as he gives them both a handshake, linger a fraction longer with the quieter paper user.

"As much as I like pleasantries and all, we really should be checking out the fights." Keima says as he adjusts his glasses.

You and him excuse yourselves and turn to the screens, leaving the others to talk amongst themselves.

WHO DO WE WATCH OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18171469
need a cleaner image for susan?

>>18171476
The Shirou fight

>>18171476
Shirou's battle.

>>18171499
I saw that one. I think it'd be too small, and I'd have to end up pixelating it anyway.

>>18171393

>>18171476
Shirou vs. AC-2,

I don't think we really have to worry about AC-3 taking out Nanoha. If Nanoha does gets taken out we probably don't have a chance against her opponent anyway.

>>18171476
Okay, first chance we get we set GAI up with Maggie

>>18171476
Whoever we are up against next. I think that was Negi's opponents.

>>18171533
I think LG said that Nanoha auto-wins against anyone but us.

And then it's just as hard as we're expecting.

>>18171476
Nanoha

Shirou we have a better idea of than Nanoha so I think we should see what her team is like

>>18171556
She does.

She was always meant to end up battling us so wherever she got she would not lose until we fought her

>>18171476
Watch Shirou's fight, see who we're going up against next.

>>18171570
Nanoha's fight is already done. She stomped Kenji's team in just a few seconds.

>>18171639
She would be in her next round fight then wouldn't she? Or have her opponents not won yet

>>18171675
Because there are still 2 fights going on, her opponents for the next round haven't finished yet.

YOu and Keima watch Shirou's team fighting.

You see that Shirou's team is now down to three members, the enemy still five strong.

Thier enemies are bombarding them with magic, Shirou and a certain spikey haired kid defending Lily.

The spikey haired guy seems to be blocking the beams with his bare hands. Shirou using a large ornate shield.
"Shirou now." Lily says.
"Huh?" he says "Oh. Oh! OKAY!"
Shirou runs towards the mages charging up another attack.
"I AM THE BONE OF MY SWORD..."
And in a moment it was over.

"Holy shit." You tell Keima as he takes notes in a small notebook."Did Shirou just do that?"

Shirou's team and their opponents materialize inside the gym.

>>18171776
Shirou has Unlimited Blade Works?

We're so boned.

>>18171776
So, Keima, any ideas on how to beat that?

>>18171776
That's a time stop situation

>>18171776
Lily holds their team together. We can burn a teleport or use Shinku or some other shenanigans to get close and take her out, then the rest will be disorganized. On the same token, we gotta protect Keima.

Shirou is dangerous and if he goes Unlimited Blade Works we may have to use some timestop.

Rest of the team who knows?

>>18171776
Talk to Shirou's team, see if we can find out who his teammates other than Lily are, see if we can glean any more information about UBW. Maybe offer Mike some cigars in exchange for a slow-mo play of the last 30 seconds. Knowledge wins fights.

>>18171776
>Touma and Shirou on the same team
TEAM MORALFAG IS GO!

I like that LG retread the thread from last night and has taken some of our less crazy ideas so far.

>>18171840
More like Team 'What is a vagina?'
>read the after game thread just now, picking up some ideas from it.

oh, btw
WHAT DO NOW OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18171880
I like the idea that all the male members of his team what is a vagina have rance as a handler

>touma
>magic canceller
Yeah, we cant bombard him.
We need to send gai and amazoness after him.
Are Erica's guns magic?

Lets talk to kenji.

>>18171880
Well, Lily's big advantage is her Majaik Eyes, allowing her to be recon and plan formulator.

I think we should tell Keima of this and suggest the Shell Game.

>>18171880
I hope we have some time before the next fight, chat with Shirou and his team, find out who is on the team other than Shirou, Lily, Touma. See if we can draw some info on UBW from them. If that doesn't give us everything we want, see if bribing Mike with Cigars can get us a very slow-mo replay of the last 30 seconds. Hopefully there is a chink in that maneuver.

Once we have the info we can get consult with Keima, and plan the living fuck out of the next fight.

>>18171927
Her guns are normal, probably magically refilled

>>18171828
Using hax to pwn Lily will likely be what we have to do. Discuss with Keima how to proceed on that task

>>18171940
> Hopefully there is a chink in that maneuver
Well, Shirou IS Japanese.

>>18171910
Oh god. Scene idea.

"Okay you punks!" Rance says as he herds his wards into his darkened office. "Now were gonna do some research."

"Hey, slave!" he smacks Sill hard, "Go start the tape."

he and the boys sit on a couch, as the video starts.
"AAAAAHN! AAAHN! HAAAAAA~"
The female in the vedeo squirms under the ministrations of the man wearing a mask, his hair strangely similar to Rance's.

The boys have no idea to react to this.
Touma tries to cover his eyes.
Shirou just sits there dumb-founded.

"HEY YOU TWO! PAY ATTENTION! The good part is just about to start." Rance says with a laugh.

>>18172018
Everyone else, despite Shirou and Lily, cover their eyes. Lily looks uncomfortable, but silent. Suddenly, Shirou speaks up, realization written on his face.

"Oh, I get it! This is a wrestling video!"

>>18172018
Rance had ought to teach sex ed. Hope we can opt out in favor of more...practical learning.

>>18171937
But that won't work because MAJAIK EYES.
We really have to use timestop.

>>18171880
are you taking the suggestion of Travis Touchdown seriously?

please say yes.

>>18172135
Nah he has to be the CQC instructor.

"Hey Keima." you ask the bespectaled one beside you. "Any idea how to beat that?"

"I'm still formulating some plans." He answers. "But Shirou is easy to confuse. If we don't give him time to concentrate, or to activate that attack. we can beat him."
"I'm more worried about Touma." he continues. "The records i pulled for him says he's a special case operative from Academy City, no Device registered. And from what we just watched, he can withstand magical bombardment like it was air."

"What about Lily?" you ask him "she has that SEE EVERYTHING spell right? What if we take her out first?"

"It would be a good idea, but I'm sure they will be guarding her with two or more people, We will have to be careful with our approach."

"Let me pull up more records, and ill try and make a plan." he says as he walks up to the bleachers to sit down.

Your eyes quickly look over to Negi's fight.
You see him being guarded by one of your classmates as he charges a spell.
"Rastel Mascir Magister" He chants.
The remaining enemy charges at them

Negi takes him out in a huge blast of lightning.

"Okay guys," Mike says to the gathered students in the gym. "We will give you an hour to rest and recuperate."

"Report back here" max adds "For the start of the next rounds."
YOU HAVE AN HOUR.
WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18172087
or he could teach the masterclass on heroism. It would basically be the same thing.

>>18172156
Picnic on the grass

>>18172156
We go find non-magaikal food to replenish our reserves as much as possible before the next fight.

>>18172156
Talk to Shirou's group, see what we can glean about both UBW and the party outside of the three we know. See if we can get footage of the last bit of his fight, see if we can learn more from that. Get some food, plan the hell out of this with Keima.

>>18172156
Grab some juice and light snacks from Chef to replenish our team's majaikal reserves.

>>18172156
is ever there is an acceptable time for sabotage this is it.
Lure shirou back to his room and get the fudge tunnels to collapse on him.

>>18172156
Picnic with Sakura and Nanoha and maybe invite Vita along.
Then we can get Vita to take Sakura for a walk or something while we chat with Nanoha.
I don't think we're really going to get another chance.

>>18172156
Picnic time?

Spend an hour making out with Erica in a closet?

Decisions, decisions.

>>18172182
No we do this properly.

We can beat Shirou it just requires us to outmaneuver him

>>18172217
This. We live to serve.

rolled 79 = 79

>>18172217
This.

>>18172156
"Kraus, are you ready for a MOTHERFUCKING PICNIC?"

rolled 91 = 91

Wanting to make the most of this hour you decide to find Nanoha and talk to her.

You walk around outside to find her.

***ROLL to find nanoha***
1 of the three rolls after mine must be considerably close to my own roll.
Only then will you find nanoha

>>18172217
I don't know if we should.
We're in the middle of combat trials, and it's only an hour, not a lot of time actually.

rolled 100 = 100

>>18172284
>91
Fucking dice.

>>18172268
>>18172245
>>18172217
Why are you supporting this terrible idea? We just talked to her like 15 minutes ago and she was clearly not ready to forgive us then, and she clearly wasn't ready to forgive us when she whiped out Kenjis team

Why do you think she'll forgive us with a picnic?

A far better use of our time would be preparing for battle so we can confront her in a situation where she'll be forced to listen.