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  • File: 1330478389.jpg-(197 KB, 664x796, Norn-8.jpg)
    197 KB Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:19 No.18141005  
    As per your request, a continuation of >>18136816

    Discussing Elesh Norn and delicious Phyrexians in general.
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/28/12(Tue)20:22 No.18141044
    >>18141005
    Why is the symbol the wierd line through the circle?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:23 No.18141056
    why won't elesh be my friend?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:24 No.18141089
    >>18141056
    But she does want to be your friend!

    It's just that her way of showing friendship is a little different than most peoples'. Hope you weren't using that skin of yours...
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:25 No.18141111
    >>18141044
    It's the greek letter phi, the symbol for the golden ratio, which is considered to be the perfect proportion.

    Phyrexia seeks physical perfection.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:26 No.18141127
    >>18141044
    greek letter Phi (phi, phyrexia...). Used as a symbol of mathematic perfection (diameter of a circle) by ancient mathematicians. In-universe it's simply the mark of phyrexia.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:28 No.18141168
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    >>18141044
    It's the symbol for Phi.

    I assume it's a play on words.
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/28/12(Tue)20:28 No.18141171
    >>18141111
    >>18141127
    College frats are even scarier in Magic than real-life.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:31 No.18141208
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    >>18141171
    Initiation is certainly a bit more interesting...
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:32 No.18141216
    >>18141089
    she certainly doesn't have any to use...
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/28/12(Tue)20:32 No.18141224
    >>18141056
    She does! It just involves flaying your skin, and a bunch of other nasty, painful things.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:34 No.18141246
    >>18141171
    >>18141208
    As an actual college fraternity initiation chairman I laughing so hard at the thought.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:34 No.18141251
    >>18141224
    you mean wonderful
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:34 No.18141252
    >>18141089
    >>18141224
    Friends don't let friends remain entirely organic.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:35 No.18141266
    >>18141127
    I never did find out the proper pronunciation of phyrexia. I usually say 'fur-ex-ee-ah' or 'fie-rex-ee-ah'
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:35 No.18141274
    >>18141246
    oops left out an am. Sorry, posting from my phone.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:35 No.18141280
    >>18141224
    >flaying your skin
    >nasty

    Skin is the barrier which keeps beings separate from one another, its removal is a necessary and beautiful step to attaining perfection.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:36 No.18141298
    >>18141266
    feer (as in Phi) rex-ee-ah

    only decent answer
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:37 No.18141311
    only once the skin is removed may we become one with the great cenobite
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:38 No.18141332
    >>18141280
    Perfection being removing the barriers between you and sweet, sweet Elesh.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:40 No.18141360
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    I might be convinced to write up some fapfiction for /tg/ of Elesh Norn...

    You could convince me...

    But how will you push me to give into your desires?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:40 No.18141370
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    >>18141280
    >Skin is the barrier which keeps beings separate from one another
    "What's wrong, Anon? Don't you want to be... close to me?"

    Oh god, phyrexian yandere.
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/28/12(Tue)20:41 No.18141381
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    >>18141360
    This a suitable offering, oh glorious writefag?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:43 No.18141414
    >>18141360
    i still want my sweet motherly Elesh caring for fleshy myr/memnites
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/28/12(Tue)20:43 No.18141415
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    >>18141370
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:44 No.18141434
    >that feel when i can't post any of the pictures in the other thread

    feels sad man. we need more pictures
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:45 No.18141448
    >>18141415
    >shut up and flay my skin!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:45 No.18141456
    >>18141370
    That's a pretty cool damn edit. That gives me an idea, though it would be the most expensive deck in terms of paint-overs ever.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:46 No.18141463
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    Goddammit, this one and the other thread made me actually feel like this. /tg/, what have you done to me?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:48 No.18141496
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    >>18141415
    second, as long as it ends in >>18141414
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/28/12(Tue)20:48 No.18141507
    >>18141463
    What we do to all who enter our realm!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:48 No.18141510
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    I prefer this edit personally.

    she's damn expensive though.
    I think /tg/ buys her out of stock periodically and raises her price. She's $30 where I usually get my cards
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:50 No.18141522
    >>18141360
    what do you ask of us, oh faggot who writes
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/28/12(Tue)20:53 No.18141565
    >>18141360
    Writefag, what do you demand?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:55 No.18141587
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    >>18141360

    You shall do it or else...
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:55 No.18141588
    >>18141370
    You are now imagining what it would feel like, freshly freed of your skin, to have Elesh Norn take you in her embrace, pressing her own flayed form against yours, bare nerves rubbing against raw flesh moist with blood and oil. Your body is alive with sensation too intense for words, beyond pain or pleasure, and in that moment you know the oneness that is Phyrexia.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:55 No.18141589
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    You should be careful for this placation of desires.

    It may result in something that may be incompatible with your expectations...
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:56 No.18141603
    >>18141510
    >open picture all the way up
    >think i see a porcelain nipple on her outwardly thrust chest

    oh god /tg/ whats going on
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:59 No.18141639
    >>18141044
    It's a vagina.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:02 No.18141673
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    Sorry Elesh, this is my new waifu.
    Fuck, they are both my waifus.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:04 No.18141697
    I liked Elesh Norn before I knew it was supposed to be female.

    Effeminacy is so much creepier than femininity.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:05 No.18141708
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    dumping
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:06 No.18141716
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:06 No.18141718
    >>18141588
    "don't be scared child...i will free you of your mortal weaknesses such as pain....

    come closer...and belong."
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:07 No.18141731
    >>18141673
    >olivia uses her ability on elesh norn
    >elesh norn is now a vampire
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:09 No.18141771
    >>18141731
    No, it should be the other way around. Olivia would have a beautiful porcelain-tipped flayed schlong made out of cables and raw flesh.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:09 No.18141773
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:09 No.18141776
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    all you need to do is lose your flesh, and then we can be one.

    is that too much to ask anon?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:09 No.18141780
    >>18141673
    you like that 16 inch long dick?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:09 No.18141787
    >>18141603
    I can't unsee it now, thanks a lot
    >>18141673
    Your waifu has quite the impressive dick
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:09 No.18141788
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    >>18141588
    >mfw
    Oh /tg/... why do you do /d/ so much better than /d/ does?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:11 No.18141805
    >>18141787
    >>18141780
    Yes sure, why not? She can do with me whatever she want.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:12 No.18141822
    >>18141805
    And I could do whatever I want to it.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:12 No.18141828
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:13 No.18141835
    >>18141776
    b-but i like my flesh
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:13 No.18141836
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:14 No.18141849
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:15 No.18141860
    >>18141788
    >2012
    >thinking tabletoppers aren't all /d/eviants
    You must not notice all the elf slave wat do or monstergirl threads.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:16 No.18141868
    >>18141849
    That is by far the most perverse thing I have seen posted in either of these two threads.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:16 No.18141870
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    >>18141849
    no, just no
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:16 No.18141871
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    >>18141849
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:16 No.18141877
    >>18141849
    I am more than a little frustrated by this.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:17 No.18141882
    >>18141849
    THAT IS HARDLY RESPECTFUL
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:17 No.18141884
    >>18141849
    ...
    I demand a full set of these.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:17 No.18141886
    >>18141849
    So much for this thread
    Everybody go home
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:18 No.18141899
    >>18141886
    It wouldn't be a problem if you people could not completely lose your shit the instant you see a pony. One image won't derail a thread unless you let it.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:18 No.18141900
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:19 No.18141917
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:21 No.18141933
    >>18141899
    This is a M:TG thread though...

    It's generally the 40k ones that lose their shit over something like that...
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:21 No.18141942
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:22 No.18141965
    >>18141942
    forgot text:
    You desperately want to make Elesh Norn make her "O face."
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:29 No.18142041
    >>18141965
    How would you recommend doing that?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:30 No.18142059
    So, /tg/, I just want you to know that I blame you for when I came across a loli Phyrexian Dreadnought in my search for art. I was not ready for that.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:31 No.18142071
    >>18142041
    Well, I think we've all agreed that it starts with flaying off all of your skin. In fact, having her flay it off with you might be good foreplay. Like an extra intimate way to undress.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:36 No.18142134
    >>18142059
    where did you find that at, i'm interested in it for... research
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:36 No.18142137
    >>18141673
    Are there any drawfaggotry of Olivia?, or any pic different from this?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:37 No.18142146
    >>18142134
    rule 34, of course
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:37 No.18142147
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    9000 hours in ms paint
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:37 No.18142148
    Being out of the MTG game for a long time (Org. Mirrodin was my last set) I was curious what cards were printed. When I came upon her I knew then and there that I wanted to play again, she was the first new card I bought.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:38 No.18142153
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    >>18142147
    made from this
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:40 No.18142175
    >>18142147
    I love you.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:42 No.18142207
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    >>18142147

    This is my new wallpaper. By the way, still waiting for writefag.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:43 No.18142227
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    >>18142137
    Aside from serious/silly ones about her boner, this is practically the only I've seen. There are lots of ones about her boner.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:50 No.18142319
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    >>18142059
    I have that one....

    There's loli Praetor art too....
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:51 No.18142334
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    >>18142175
    >>18142207

    >mfw people like my terrible shoop
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:52 No.18142344
    >>18142319
    >talking about pictures
    >not posting them
    >2012
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:53 No.18142353
    >>18142344
    They aren't work safe lolis, I'm afraid.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:55 No.18142369
    >>18142353
    give us a link please
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:58 No.18142409
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    sup
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:59 No.18142428
    >>18142353
    this is /tg/, second only to /d/ in the NSFW content of 1 in 100 threads

    /h/ has nothing on us.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:00 No.18142432
    >>18142409
    Not enough Phyrexians have tentacles. Poor Sheoldred, Elesh Norn, and Glissa going unviolated. Um, I mean not united in the embrace of the true Father of Machines.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:02 No.18142452
    >>18142344
    Sorry, don't feel like getting banned... but I'll post a co-thread on /b/.

    >>>/b/384056609
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:02 No.18142458
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    weeaboo time?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:03 No.18142460
    >>18142432
    I think it more likely that they would be the ones violating those poor betentacled Phyrexians
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:03 No.18142467
    where is that writefaggotry.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:07 No.18142516
    >>18142467
    The author was captured by Elesh Norn and flayed.

    Have you ever tried to use a keyboard without any skin on your fingertips? Shit is painful as fuck.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:09 No.18142535
    >>18142516
    No, clearly the experience is just overwhelming. Becoming closer to the machine, you know.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:13 No.18142592
    >>18142147
    this is fucking hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:16 No.18142625
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    I found this in my folder, for the guy asking for Olivia
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:16 No.18142629
    >>18142147
    Where's that event horizon image when I need it?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:17 No.18142638
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    >>18142516
    >>18142467
    >>18142207
    Mmm.

    Having scryed through this thread and the one from which it was spawned, I have been... placated.

    We shall all be one in our ministrations soon, /tg/. Be patient.

    I shall write first, and post it all, that you may be greater tantalized by a promise, then relieved by ... production.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:18 No.18142661
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    >>18142629
    This one?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:20 No.18142684
    So are Phyrexians undead, robots, or undead robots?
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/28/12(Tue)22:21 No.18142701
    >>18142684
    Undead Robots. But even then, that's a bit of an oversimplification.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:21 No.18142704
    >>18142638
    I cannot wait.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:23 No.18142743
    >>18142684
    Some are robots (artifact creatures), and some are cyborg zombies. Plenty are just cyborgs and are not undead at all.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:24 No.18142748
    >>18142701
    How so?
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/28/12(Tue)22:26 No.18142778
    >>18142748
    Sometimes they're fully metal, no living flesh. Sometimes they're fully biological. Sometimes they are a blend. Plus, it depends on weather or not you're talking about new or old. But that's just my opinion.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:28 No.18142801
    >>18142778
    Yeah, the newer Phyrexians are much more fleshy than the old ones. The old ones were basically all zombie cyborgs and golems, with hardly any that would be "alive."
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:28 No.18142806
    >>18142748

    They're like...monstrosities of eldritch nature.
    They're born flesh and then made into techno-organic horrors, where flesh and metal intertwined with a seemingly non existent barrier between the two

    It's hard to define. Mostly because of the nature of the 5 manas messing with the previous design, which was simple techno-organic horror to be frank.

    Now you've got undead zombies brought back to life after compleation in black and green, and you've got the new breed of newts already created by the blue phyrexians. You've got the still alive but skinless white phyrexians

    And I dunno what the reds are, but I think they're the most metallic ironically
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:43 No.18142989
    >>18142806

    red have the most metal parts because the red area is a volcanic furnace.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:49 No.18143083
    >newfetish.png
    >look up card prices
    >elesh norn $30

    ok wtf /tg/. you all need to stop making this card expensive.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:50 No.18143097
    >>18143083
    She's a good card for more than just fetishes.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:51 No.18143105
    >>18143083
    I got four of them for $40.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:52 No.18143120
    >>18143097

    I have Sheoldred and Glissa already
    If I had Elesh, my phyrexian harem would be conmpleated
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:52 No.18143121
    >>18143105
    traded form mine at $15.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:52 No.18143125
    >>18142989
    Red are also the closest thing to "good guys" in New Phyrexia simply because the natural spark of chaos and freedom inherent in red mana makes them all wonder if this whole "Compleat the rest of the multiiverse for fun and prizes" plan is really all it's cracked up to be.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:53 No.18143137
    >>18143105
    >buy 3 when they are around $10
    >wait a few weeks
    >go to buy 4th
    >local store has for $35

    : (
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:53 No.18143148
    >>18143120
    >>18143125
    I don't really keep up with the lore, but is there any particular reason it's spelled "compleat"?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:54 No.18143154
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    >>18142227
    >>18142625
    Thanks mates.
    Here, some mirran sexy vampire.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:54 No.18143161
    >>18143148
    compleat is an actual word.
    google it
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:55 No.18143163
    >>18143125

    >mfw Urabrask will ally with the Mirrans and lead a civil war against the other factions
    >mfw eventually Mirran will be restored except for the Oxyda chain, which will be composed of Phyrexians, vulshocks tribes and other red Mirran craetures

    I look forward to the conclusion of this story
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:56 No.18143177
    >>18143161
    Huh, it is. How about that.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:57 No.18143186
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    >>18143163
    Maybe that'll be the set where red does not get shat on by the other colors!

    Or at least, I can dream ;_;
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:58 No.18143210
    >>18143163
    >mfw before that happens the praetors will try and find other planes to spread the love and either succeed for be defeated by the planeswalkers.


    i like innistrad, but man, I want more of this story.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:59 No.18143216
    Waiting patiently for writefag
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:00 No.18143230
    >>18143186

    I know right?
    It's been so long since red has dominated
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:00 No.18143239
    Grabbed one for 12 bucks. I fucking love her.
    White Phyrexians are best Phyrexians.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:01 No.18143250
    >>18143163

    let's see, Mirrodin came out in 2003 and Scars of Mirrodin came out in 2010, so the next trip to Mirrodin should be around October 2017.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:03 No.18143264
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    >>18143210
    >Praetors in Innistrad.
    >Phyrexia is here.
    Not on my watch.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:04 No.18143275
    >>18143264
    >avacyn restored
    >avacyn is praetor
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:04 No.18143285
    >>18143264

    That some official art?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:06 No.18143305
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    >>18143285
    Yeah.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:06 No.18143306
    Too bad Jin is the best praetor.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:07 No.18143320
    I'm ticked I missed out on Scars/New Phyrexia when it dropped..... I hadn't played in ages and so I didn't even know what the new sets were going to be till I saw them in stores and kicked myself for not grabbing them earlier...

    I am buying into innistrad, though... and I'll try to catch up some on earlier stuff if possible. I just wish I had some Standard legal cards (except for all the Rath cycle stuff they're reprinting in Innistrad. Hello Fling, my old friend, we meet again).
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:08 No.18143332
    She must have one hell of a sore neck.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:10 No.18143352
    >>18143332
    >joke about oral sex
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:13 No.18143385
    >>18143320
    Fling has been standard for like, forever. Like at that core set baby, look at that core set.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:13 No.18143391
    >>18143306
    too bad he costs ten fucking mana.

    really the playable ones IMO are urabrask, shelodred and elesh just because the others cost to damn much.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:15 No.18143424
    >>18143391

    Vorinclex isn't that bad considering he's green (mmmmm, Birds of Paradise and Primeval Titan, u so good to me). He's worth it just for his trolling.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:15 No.18143429
    >>18143210

    They've got Memnarch's Soul Traps. They are trying to figure out how they work. It has already been demonstrated that the Soul Trap can take away creatures from other planes to Mirrodin and when they are severed, they return to their Plane. Once Jin-Gitaxias figures out how to recreate them, all they will have to do is snatch up people from other planes, Compleat them and then send them back to spread the cause.

    I feel like the best way to show the stakes of what exactly the Phyrexians are doing is to show their influence on a fan-favorite plane. Perhaps, say, Ravnica? That would certainly be interesting and probably cataclysmic for that Plane.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:17 No.18143455
    >>18143429

    >Ten Guilds of Ravnica with phyrexian influence warring for control

    IZZET PHYREXIANS
    ZOMBIE CYBORG DRAGON WIZARDS
    ALL OF MY MONEY
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:17 No.18143465
    >>18143429
    that would be perfect. wizards likes to mention how ravnica is one of the favorite blocks by everyone in the polls, so I think returning there is pretty damn likely.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:17 No.18143466
    >>18143391
    Vorinclex with GSZ is easier than you think.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:17 No.18143468
    >>18143424
    but he doesn't do anything.
    You already have 8 mana, so the doubling doesn't matter.
    and your opponent already has at least 5, so lands comming in tapped doesn't hurt that much
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:18 No.18143484
    >>18143429
    >niv-mizzet planeswalker to save the day
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:18 No.18143491
    >>18143429
    >>18143455
    HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGG.jpg

    Two best sets in the same place? There are not words that can express the amount of win of such a scenario.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:19 No.18143499
    >>18143468
    It doesn't come into play tapped, it stays tapped after they use it for the next untap step. You're thinking of Urabrask making the opponent's creatures come into play tapped.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:19 No.18143507
    >>18142684
    Phyrexia is like nanomachines meets The Thing.

    How it works is that it all starts with the Glistening Oil, the 'taint' of phyrexia. This fluid is like borg nanomachines on crack.

    From the glistening oil origins, there are several routes things can go. For instance, "Newts" are humanoids grown in vats for the specific purpose of becoming outfitted with phyrexian bio- and/or cybernetic implants. They're the closest you'll get to what could be called the actual phyrexian race, since they're 'born' phyrexian, not assimilated/zombified/initiated. I don't know what the current newts look like, but further back in lore, Urza chummed around with a newt called Xantcha, who looked pretty much like a human female (minus the sexual organs)

    http://www.phyrexia.com/continuity/Xantcha.shtml
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:19 No.18143509
    >>18143468
    3 words: Wolf-Run-Ramp.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:20 No.18143519
    >>18143385
    Er, yeah, but I haven't actually played, much less bought or kept up with new sets since, like Coldsnap I think....
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:21 No.18143542
    >>18143509
    would rather play almost anything else.
    Hell there is a version that splashes white for Elesh Norn.

    Run Ramp would rather spash a colour for a better praetor. because the green one is that bad.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:23 No.18143580
    >>18143499
    vapor snag end of turn.
    Doom blade.
    etc etc.
    See Norn would have already done something by then, so sheoldred only needs a single end step to do something. the red one has haste and cost far far less.

    The green one DOES NOTHING IMPORTANT and COSTS EIGHT.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:26 No.18143618
    >>18143580
    BUT TIMMY LURVS HIM DON'T TAKE HIS VORRY
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:28 No.18143649
    >this thread

    sobbingvorniclex.jpg
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:28 No.18143656
    >>18143542
    I run him as a singleton, because:
    A: I have one
    B: like Vorinclex
    C: Splashing a color isn't my style, it always ruins everything
    D: He gives counter-control in the most effective way, by attacking their mana base.

    Other than Sheoldred being my favorite Praetor, Vorinclex is second favorite. White can go fuck itself.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:29 No.18143668
    How do I get rid of an enchantment such as Tempered Steel as UR Burning Vengance ? Hard mode: no ratchet bombs
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:30 No.18143683
    >>18143668
    oblivion ring, naturalize, revoke existence
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:31 No.18143693
    >>18143656
    this does not make him good, certainly not better than the other praetors.
    I just makes you like him. Hell I like Rag man, which is a terrible card, because I love the original art. but I can admit he's a terrible card.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:31 No.18143695
    >>18143683
    because those are blue and red right?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:31 No.18143698
    >>18143668
    Oh, and Steel Hellkite, since it is practically a flying ratchet bomb.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:32 No.18143715
    >>18143683
    none of those are UR.
    does blue have a bounce target perment spell in standard?
    if so, bounce it and counter it.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:32 No.18143725
    So... Elesh Norn is the religious yandere, Sheoldred is a loli sadist, Urabrask is bro tier...

    Whats Jin and Vorry?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:34 No.18143742
    >>18143668
    Sorry, missed the UR part, isn't "disperse" a U card in standard that does that?
    Or quicksilver geyser if you like bad commons.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:34 No.18143744
    >>18143725

    Actually, Sheoldred is the shy mute (she speaks in whispers get it?)

    Jin is the MADDO SCIENTISTO and Vorry's the tree hugging hippie
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:34 No.18143745
    At least Vorinclex has that sweet sweet Glissa.

    You are now imagining the massive insertion of Vorinclex into Glissa.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:34 No.18143746
    >>18143725
    I kinda picture vorry as a typical jock.
    >he's all talk

    no, really, big red creature, survival of the fittest. big dumb oaf. but strong.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:34 No.18143751
    >>18143725
    Vorry: natural selection on steroids.
    Jin: Mad Scientist+Elderich Abomination.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:35 No.18143763
    >>18143746
    >big red
    GREEN DAMMIT i meant to say green
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:35 No.18143772
    >>18143725
    Beta and Alpha, respectively.
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    That helps
    >>18143715
    Found it !
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:36 No.18143780
    >>18143744
    actually I see her kinda as a lesser version of Nylarthotep.
    Where Nylar is a cosmic level troll, she's Praetor level troll.
    She loves manipulating people for fun and profit.
    she whispers not because she's shy, but because she's RIGHT BEHIND YOU
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:36 No.18143786
    >>18143580
    Theoretically, you should have already baited your opponent into using those on earlier threatening creatures. None of the other Praetors are any less susceptible to removal. Ramping to 8 mana is easy, nine if you tutor him out. Granted, he's not the best card, but calling him bad is just wrong.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:36 No.18143788
    >>18143744
    >Actually, Sheoldred is the shy mute
    Katawa praetor shoujo?

    >Why_can't_I_hold_all_these_fetishes.jpg
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:38 No.18143810
    >>18143786

    You are a gentleman and a scholar.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:38 No.18143812
    >>18143788
    You can always download Artificial Academy and create characters.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:39 No.18143825
    >>18143786
    Elesh Does something the instant she comes into play, thats why she is the best.
    Red one has hast, so only need to make it to the attack step.
    Sheoleb gets you card advantage at the first end step.

    Vorry needs to be alive AFTER they tap out for lot a mana to do anything. Which will not happen. Also he cost 8, which is much much harder to get than 7 and not even comparable to 5
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:42 No.18143860
    >>18143744
    Here
    >>18143746
    I prefer that Vorry

    So Ura is a chill bro, Elesh is a yandere, Sheoldred is a shy mute with a sadist streak, Jin is a mad scientist and Vorry's a jock

    Sitcom when?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:43 No.18143875
    >>18143825
    In a ramp deck, getting to these levels of mana is ridiculously easy; it's not like we're a goddamn red deck wins. Technically, he does something he enters the battlefield too, cuts your opponents mana effectively in half, and doubles yours. Considering that in a ramp deck, you probably still have land enough after casting him later game to cast a SCOND Vorinclex if you damn well wanted, hes just perfect.

    Elesh only helps against creatures, Vorinclex hurts all deck archetypes.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:45 No.18143900
    >>18143825
    So a Vapor Snag/Doom Blade/Go for the Throat in the declare attackers phase makes the five mana more worth spending on Urabrask than eight mana for Vorinclex, who will at the very least not allow them to untap that mana during their next untap step?

    Plus, there's always recursion, such as Noxious Revival/Reclaim, prevention in Autumn's Veil/Ranger's Guile/Withstand Death.


    >>18143875
    This, too.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:45 No.18143905
    >>18143875
    can we at least agree jin is the worst? you make a good point about green being the ramp color but seriously, good luck getting 10 mana in a blue deck.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:46 No.18143917
    >>18143875
    sigh,
    I know I'm not going to convince you. so I'll just say this
    In draft he's a fine card because he's a 7/6 trampler.
    In constructed, you have better cards to play. The titans being first on the list, followed by wormcoil, followed by Karn, Elesh, etc.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:47 No.18143926
    >>18143905

    As bro as his abilities are, anything outside of a urzatron or dredge deck could never get him out.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:47 No.18143928
    >>18143905
    Jin is for cheating into play. most likely with reanimator decks.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:48 No.18143947
    >>18143860
    And they all compete for their adoptive father Karn's affections!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:48 No.18143954
    >>18143905
    Hypergenesis and show and tell disagree
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:48 No.18143956
    >>18143860
    And then there's Papa Karn.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:50 No.18143982
    >>18143905
    Actually, most people who use Jin-Gitaxias would probably use him in a reanimator deck (a lot of EDH decks use him that way).


    >>18143917
    That wasn't me, that was another person. The point is, Vorinclex has his uses. Wurmcoil and Primeval Titan are good arguments, and I'm not saying Vorinclex is the best card around.

    Deck color prevents running all good cards, though you seem to think people never tap out ever. It happens, especially if you're doing your job right.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:50 No.18143985
    >>18143954

    With the amount of unfairness possible with show and tell, Jin would not be first on my list of things to play. I'm thinking more like a Blightsteel or Emrakul.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:50 No.18143986
    >>18143947
    >>18143956
    Karnmind

    Having trouble fetishing up Karn, sadly.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:51 No.18143997
    >>18143985
    Heh, speaking of Emmy, at my LGS last week we were having fun imagining a Sliver lord with Annihilator 1.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:52 No.18144018
    >>18143956
    >>18143947

    So I'm throwing my money at the screen
    When does it start working

    >>18143986
    >Ara ara~ lets not be hasty anon-kun. Lets exile that card and get comfy with each other.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:53 No.18144032
    >>18143786
    No, Vorinclex is pretty bad, not just out of the praetor cycle but in general.

    Elesh Norn immediately swings the game in your favor, probably wiping a good portion of the opponent's board while making everything you land a monster in its own right, all while being resilient to burn, making it more likely she'll survive post-casting.

    She's worth so much because she makes big waves in Standard. Arguably better, though more a fringe player in formats like Legacy, is Jin-Gitaxias, who's just a reanimation spell away. If they can't deal with him the turn he comes out, the opponent is doomed. After you draw 7 cards from him, he should survive forever from the counters you drew to protect him.

    The other three don't see much play, because they don't cause such huge swings in the game state. Urabrask gets a swing in really quick, sure, but delaying the opponent's creatures isn't as good as murdering them. Sheoldred makes their board state weaker and yours stronger, much like Elesh Norn, but she does it so much more slowly. Vorinclex doubles your mana, sure, but the practical difference between 8 and 16 mana isn't much, honestly. Slowing their mana is annoying, but if they can't kill him, they have bigger problems on their hands than limited mana.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:54 No.18144040
    >>18143982
    >>18143982
    I do think people tap out, and that is the BIG problem with Vorri compared to Urab, Elesh and Sheoldred.
    (Opponent is tapped out)
    Elesh=kill a lot of his creatures, pump mine for a big attack.
    Opponent untaps kills Elesh: still get nice advantage

    Ura:Swing for 4, (also didn't need to do any sort of ramping to get into play).
    Next turn killed, still advantage

    Sheoldred: oppenent sacs creature, next turn killed, still advantage

    Vorri: Next turn killed, DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:55 No.18144048
    >>18144018
    Well, we do already have the loli praetors. Pervy dad could work.

    The anons mentioning Emrakul remind me of the tentacle fic with Emrakul and Marit Lage that was teased. I never got to see it.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:58 No.18144087
    >>18144040

    Ummm, Urabrask is RED (I know, quite astute of me) and costs 5. No red played in their right mind runs a 5 cost card. 4 is the upper limit and should be no more than ~8 cards ever IMO.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:58 No.18144088
    >>18144048

    I was more imagining rule 63 Karn here

    Not like we need to sexualize all of them. Elesh and Sheoldred are enough

    Also where's that writefag!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:58 No.18144094
    speaking of teased fics....
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:59 No.18144115
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    >>18143986
    >Having trouble fetishing up Karn

    Phyrexians, I...
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:06 No.18144223
    >>18144088
    >implying there was ever a writefag rather than someone fishing for pics

    I cannot writefag it either though because I know nothing of the fiction or the characters and frankly skinless ladies are not very erotic to me at all.

    That's significant considering that I have some weird-ass fetishes.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:07 No.18144225
    >>18143125
    >Compleat the interlopers!
    >Feast upon the interlopers!
    >Murder the interlopers!
    >Vivisect the interlopers!
    ?Tell the interlopers not to touch my stuff!
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:08 No.18144245
    I'm an amature writer with only bare knowledge of MtG lore. Go easy on me.

    http://pastebin.com/RB85CMXy
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:12 No.18144302
    >>18144245
    /tg/...they get shit done
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:17 No.18144391
    whole thread busy reading, lol
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:19 No.18144442
    >>18144245

    >"Love is a word that I know of, one that holds no meaning to me. Explain. What is it?"
    >What is love

    BABY DON'T HURT ME!
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    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:20 No.18144463
    it's voice light and almost humming

    As the Phyrexian spoke it moved it's head looking at random features of myself or the room. Erratic, almost detached.

    >I'm already enjoying it
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:22 No.18144488
    >"I have. You suspect us capable of this type of love?"
    >This was getting into uncomfortable territory. More so then before.

    WHYBONER ENGAGED!
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:24 No.18144533
    >But physically pleasuring her? By the gods, just when I thought I could not be more frightened.

    How can you say you love her if you don't even pleasure her skinless flesh form /tg/?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:29 No.18144613
    I wish to find an appropriate analogue for Elesh's voice

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LjtSogs0qM&feature=related

    Something less robotic than this
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:30 No.18144626
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    >>18144442
    >>18144463
    >>18144488
    >>18144533
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:34 No.18144695
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    >>18144533
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    >>18144245
    Ah, shoot.

    You beat me to it.

    Well done. /tg/ can certainly get it...

    Perhaps I'll work on my private Elesh Norn fapfiction in private and upload it at a later date. It'll be... a little lengthier than yours.

    Though its quality is suspect to /tg/'s criticisms.

    See you soon, /tg/...

    Do not forget. There is another writefag...
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:39 No.18144808
    >>18144771
    we need more. MORE
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:40 No.18144814
    >>18144771

    Post yours too
    Don't be a faggot
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:41 No.18144847
    >>18144245
    Bravo, writefriend. Bravo. Those tactile descriptions, my god.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:42 No.18144856
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    >>18144771
    There can never be too many Phyrexian fapfics.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:44 No.18144890
    >>18144847
    >>18144808
    >>18144533
    >>18144488

    Glad you people enjoyed it. I'd toyed with the idea of writing an Elesh Norn fic before, but the past two threads really encouraged me to.

    Back to lurking mode.


    >>18144771
    Nothing better then original content. Even if said content is a fapfic. Go for it.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:50 No.18144974
    >>18144771
    DO ETT FAGGOT
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:54 No.18145040
    >>18144613

    >mfw no surrender to the oneness that is Phyrexia

    I went in expecting corruption and mind break.

    I got shy virgin sex with Elesh Norn...

    Did not go better than expected, but went pretty damn good

    >Uoques procreate
    You said it captcha
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:01 No.18145162
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    >>18144890
    >>18144974
    >>18144814
    >>18144808
    Not yet.

    It is not done.

    But at the very least, I can claim that I have taken a wildly different path than the other author did.

    I'll leave that nugget to gestate in the minds of potential readers.

    I must say, fellow writefag, you did very well. I feel cowed by your writing capacities.

    I can only hope mine is as well received...

    But I must ask, how am I to share this with /tg/?..

    The mods can be... testy at times.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:02 No.18145166
    >>18145040
    >I went in expecting corruption and mind break.
    Don't give up hope, anon. We still have another writefag on the task.

    Hell, if nobody else does a properly disturbing corruption fapfic, I'll take a break from writing legal briefs and write it myself.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:03 No.18145186
    >>18143812
    Dammit, I just tore myself away from watching the dynamics!

    Time to make a class of Praetors and Planeswalkers.
    I don't even fap (that much). It's just fun to watch the relationships unfold.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:04 No.18145196
    >>18145162
    You can always use pastebin like the other fellow did.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:07 No.18145250
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    >>18144890
    >mfw there can be sequels

    Sheoldred wants to know about Elesh Norn's new toy, so she can fit him into her schemes. She ends up fitting something else in, hurr hurr hurr

    Vorinclex is all about breeding new and stronger Phyrexians. Vorinclex sends Glissa to see the "strength" of this specimen that has the attention of two praetors.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:08 No.18145272
    >>18145250
    meanwhile in the quiet furnace, urabrask still doesn't give a fuck
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:10 No.18145302
    >>18145272
    >>18145272
    Naw, he's can be the ronery jealous masturbation fapfic

    Maybe he dresses up some hilariously unsexy minions like the other praetors

    "No! More whispering! More machine orthodoxy! Bitches you are RUINING this for me."
    >> Nerffie !/Aeon.5uQo 02/29/12(Wed)01:10 No.18145307
    >>18145272
    Urabrask prefers flying solo
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:12 No.18145325
    You've gone too far this time boner.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:13 No.18145349
    >>18145272
    >>18145302
    >>18145307
    urabrask gets it on with Melira in order to learn more about the mirrans hiding in his furnace
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:14 No.18145362
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    >>18145325
    Too far? Too far!?

    You have not yet begun to fap!
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:19 No.18145450
    >>18145162

    Stop being a cockteasing slut!
    I don't browse /tg/ often! I might miss it!
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:22 No.18145492
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    >>18145349
    Xenomorph like monster dude "exploring" super pure leader lady.

    This might be relevant to my interests. Just maybe.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:22 No.18145496
    >>18145162
    They do? I thought the No-Fun Police set themselves upon only anons who post nipples, and skipped writefags for the large part.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:33 No.18145619
    >>18145349

    >implying it's not GlissaxMelira lesbian acti-

    Guys...you think we're going a bit too far in?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:34 No.18145628
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    >>18145619
    Nope.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:41 No.18145712
    >>18145619
    >>18145628
    I love all of you. You are wonderful, strange people, and it is my honor to spend time with you.

    Now, moar fapfic!
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:41 No.18145716
    >>18145619
    just like that wizard, i have no regrets
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:42 No.18145730
    >>18145162

    Let it be know...I do not forget a fapfic that was promised to me
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:42 No.18145732
    i am very concerned that eventually i will be able to fap to anything, i have mixed feelings about this
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:42 No.18145739
    >>18145619
    Would you rather be too far in Elesh Norn or Sheoldred?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:43 No.18145744
    >>18145732
    I know that feel, man. I know that feel.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:43 No.18145753
    >>18145732
    It is merely another step towards compleation
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:44 No.18145758
    >>18145739
    No such thing as too far in Elesh Norn.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:45 No.18145769
    >>18145744
    >>18145753
    i fear we may all be falling to slaanesh

    i suppose it cant be helped
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:45 No.18145780
    >>18145769
    All hail Slaanesh and Phyrexia, I suppose.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:50 No.18145849
    >>18145780
    slaanesh/elesh/sheoldred fapfic is required, slaanesh becomes interested in these phyrexians after observing how radically they can alter a body, and teleport the female leaders to her realm to see what they can REALLY accomplish
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:50 No.18145850
    So, we have Phyrexian porn, why do we lack Eldrazi fapfics?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:56 No.18145934
    >>18145349
    >>18145492
    >implying im not already writing this fapfic
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:56 No.18145946
    >>18145850
    doesn't the world have enough tentacle rape?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:57 No.18145954
    >>18145946
    there can never be enough tentacle rape.

    ever.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:57 No.18145957
    >>18145946
    When Emrakul decides she/it wants you to do things to her/its tentacles, there is no question of consent.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:01 No.18145999
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    Some anon was an hero back when the set was about to come out, and totally called Urabask watching porn of Olivia. I pasta'd it.


    >>18145850
    Only Emrakul remotely resembles something that should be included in a hentai scene, and she's the tentacle monster at that.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:07 No.18146053
    >>18145957

    Well the problem is that Emrakul is so HUGE that she can only tentacle rape giants.

    Hmm...

    Loli Primeval Titan x Emrakul Tentacle Rape anyone?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:09 No.18146071
    >>18146053
    Emrakul warps reality around itself just by existing, doesn't it? Anything is possible.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:11 No.18146086
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    >>18146053
    Primeval Titan you say?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:14 No.18146126
    >>18146071

    So you're saying if you Emrakul slapped an Eldrazi Conscription on some loli she'd grow big enough to properly tentacle rape?

    I like your thinking creepy Fa/tg/uy.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:18 No.18146166
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    I think you all forgot about the best Phyrexian
    For shame
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:39 No.18146440
    If I like how Elesh Norn looks, do I have to make her specifically mai waifu, or can I just date any white Phyrexian who's had her skin removed and a bunch of ceramic plates sutured on?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:46 No.18146525
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    >>18146440
    Would you date it?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:48 No.18146556
    >>18146525

    Sure I'd date her.

    ...she's sentient, right? I'm not a freak or anything.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:51 No.18146595
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    >>18146166
    *licks lips*

    mimeoplasm, you can have seconds
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:09 No.18146769
    >>18146556
    Probably sentient, but that's also a seriously fucked up former angel. Elesh Norn came fresh out of the vats. Different flavors of sexy wrong.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:43 No.18147153
    anybody still here?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)04:03 No.18147327
    >>18147153
    i think we are all alone
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)04:30 No.18147490
    Urabrask x Melira is almost done. Will complete and post tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)04:33 No.18147504
    >>18147490
    >tomorrow
    Argh, tomorrow's a big window of time. I don't want to miss it.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)04:46 No.18147572
    >>18147504
    Well, I could post it soon, but I worry that this thread will be gone tomorrow.

    Also, tired as fuck, worried that ill have gay spelling/grammar errors. I want to look at it with a clear head.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)04:53 No.18147626
    Newfag to mtg here. I just started playing a week before DKA came out. Can someone give me a tl;dr of SoM block? All I know was Mirrodin was under attack, Tezzeret is dicking around with artifacts and Karn was sleeping. Then the praetors came in and fucked things sideways. Am I in the ballpark here?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)06:47 No.18148268
    bump
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)08:15 No.18148609
    How Melira powers works? is true she can purify you with touch. I imagine her makin a Halo Jump into the Praetors Anual Meeting, entering through skylight..."now Phyrexians, let's talk about mirran supremacy..."
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)08:26 No.18148665
    >>18147626
    Pretty much like that and now Mirrodin is one of the more badass planes out there. I can't wait for the return of Phyrexia and NPH hasn't even rotated out of standard yet.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)11:41 No.18149939
    >>18144040
    next turn killed, locked down the mana used to kill him
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)12:35 No.18150448
    Holy Shit /tg/...
    HOLY...
    FUCKING...
    SHIT...
    I can't even begin to understand what the fuck happened in this thread.
    Should we call this a /d/ hijack?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)12:41 No.18150509
    >>18150448
    >Should we call this a /d/ hijack?

    Probably not as the girls don't have dicks and people seem to have the slightest understanding of orthography.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)12:56 No.18150638
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    >>18150509
    Still... this is disgusting... and maybe appealing... but definitely disgusting.
    Shit, who would by this cruel, wrecked and perverted to picture a skinless, zombified, filled with oil and nightmares, clad in porcelain armour and purposed only to kill, mutilate and absorb every living being creature, in a way that makes you think only about rape and sex even while skinned?

    Someone trurly is a genius...

    One part of me is saying "fuck, this is awsome, cool and shit" and the other part just keeps telling me that I'm a sick fuck and i shoud totally pic related
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)13:13 No.18150759
    >>18145162
    WHERE IS IT?! I DEMAND IT!
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)13:24 No.18150831
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    >>18150638

    I had the same experience with the previous thread yesterday. I decided to just let the warp overtake me. It is a good pain.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)13:25 No.18150840
    Welcome to Nornia
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)13:29 No.18150867
    >>18150638

    She's no zombie, she's a praetor.
    >> Fool who bears the Name of Freedom 02/29/12(Wed)15:00 No.18151740
    Working on a machine orthodoxy fapfiction. Probably no Norn herself. What would you call the red thing she wears? A shawl? A sash?

    polite sage to avoid thread necro.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)15:26 No.18151970
    http://www.channelfireball.com/home/magic-tv-top-8-of-the-week-best-mythic-rares-in-standard/

    Looks like LSV loves /tg/'s new waifu too.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)15:35 No.18152044
    >>18150759
    WE DO!
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)15:58 No.18152235
    >>18146556


    You mean SAPIENT.

    Every animal on Earth is sentient. You, however, are also Sapient.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)16:15 No.18152367
    >>18151970
    god dammit, now the price will go up even more
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)16:17 No.18152386
    >>18150448
    want something to think about?
    this is thread TWO
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)16:25 No.18152456
    >>18152386
    speaking of this, do we need a thread 3 soon?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)17:41 No.18153096
    >>18151740
    It would be a sash I think. I eagerly await your work
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)17:53 No.18153194
    I had an idea for a Sheoldred fic following on from the other writefag's Elish Nom fic, though I don't want to use a character he created without .>>18144245's permission...
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)17:55 No.18153224
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    LOOK AT WHAT I JUST DREW TODAY!

    Right, my new FLGS (just moved) gives me ridiculous luck with boosters.

    I've gotten from there, from the 10 or so boosters I've bought:

    Foil Mindslaver, Foil Elesh (see pic), Huntsmaster, Graf Cage, Batterskull & some other stuff. Best place to sell a foil Elesh?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)18:01 No.18153271
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    >>18150448
    No, it's just /tg/.

    Yeah, we fap to that.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)18:16 No.18153438
    I run both Jin and Elesh in my legacy Dredge sideboard (to swap out with Iona) and I have to say Jin makes the bigger impact when he hits the board. If they don't have anything to get rid of him ASAP they lose their hand.
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/29/12(Wed)18:37 No.18153642
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    >Mfw this thread has 200+ replies.
    We really ARE /d/-lite.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)18:39 No.18153666
    alright gentlemen

    urabrask x melira has been completed.
    How should i post it for you?
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/29/12(Wed)18:41 No.18153689
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    >>18153666
    Link or on here. Preferably link.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)18:41 No.18153692
    >>18153666
    Use pastebin again, I guess? Unless you think the mods'll allow it to be posted on here.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)18:48 No.18153766
    >>18153194
    that character didnt even have a name.
    and theres no guarantee that anon will be back

    please go ahead and do it, i insist
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)18:50 No.18153787
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    >>18153666
    Pastebin.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)18:51 No.18153796
    >>18153438
    Jin is kinda crappy for Dredge... Iona is a total rapefest
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)19:01 No.18153890
    >>18153796
    >not replacing those seven jin draws with dredges
    >ISHIGGY DIGGY
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)19:08 No.18153946
    >>18153666

    Did I miss a new thread or is it just not posted yet? Dammit, don't strain my patience.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)19:08 No.18153947
    >>18146086
    Aaaaw, it's Suika. And she's adorable again! Though not as drunk as I'd have expected.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)19:12 No.18153984
    thread 3.0! now with more fapfics!

    >>18153971
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)19:21 No.18154084
    >>18153642
    >/d/-like

    No, we're /d/ice.



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