...

Is this real?

OONST OONST OONST

It happened just after your trip to Disney World with Alicia. In your absence, the Mansion had been attacked by aliens. When you arrived, it was attacked by much more.

As it turned out, the curse of your family had caused a rupture in the space time continuum. The entire multiverse was in danger, and your home was the flashpoint. Between all the universes in existence and the death of all deaths stood only you. . . and the maids in your employ.

Kill you, and the multiverse ends. Kill you, and evil wins.

Fuck that shit.

What resulted was an epic battle among epic battles, the kind of which the gods and heavy metal musicians sing. Reality crashed and churned. Gods and Angels did battle in the skies. Badass guitar solos with rocking drum riffs were played.

Images flash through your mind of those terrible, terrifying days.

Seconding the OONST OONST OONST

SISTER MOTHERFUCKING CARMINE, the Angry Marine, wearing a commisar's hat over her yellow and red powered armor, leading a company of ANGRY FUCKING MARINES wielding power wrenches and COCK-KNOCKER POWER BOOTS, battling the hordes of the four Chaos Gods in a titanic melee that devastated the world. You remember seeing her charging into battle at the head of the army, with Predator Angrinators launching their deadly payloads into the sky, screaming, "FOR THE EMPEROR! FOR THE EMPIRE! AND FOR THE YOUNG MASTER!!!"

You remember seeing her swinging her ten-foot long power dildo like a reaping scythe, hurling plague marines through the air like tenpins, shattering them under the vibrating mass of its titanic dong. You remember seeing her plunge her phallic weapon through the chest of a Keeper of Secrets, ripping its heart out in a bloodthirsty manner you recall thinking was deliciously ironic. You remember seeing her kick Khorne right in the goddamn balls and beat his skull in with his own skull throne, laughing with unreserved glee.

It was the last you would see of her. What you've heard through other methods indicates that she's started a new chapter of Space Marines. You think they're called the Golden Aquilas.

You think she'll do just fine.

>>18127824
Let's see.
Alicia (Loli demon girl)
Samantha (Dom, Reginald's daughter)
Felicia (Catgirl, does not speak)
Katherine (male)
Carmine (Eldar Angry Marine)
And ... god damn it there were 3 others that I can't remember

Koyomi, your Japanese gamer science nerd.

How were you supposed to know that she was secretly from the future? She was sent back, with a few others, from a dark and eldritch future where the Elder Gods had risen and taken over the world. She was sent back to this time to stop the event that would occur when the Stars Were Right: your death, and the awakening of the Great Old Ones.

You remember seeing her battling the horrifying entities beyond time and space, armed with a fifty-foot mecha born of dark science and the flesh of unclean things. She and her Engel fought Great Cthulhu himself in a devastating war that caused the seas to boil and the skies to weep blood. She fought long. She fought hard. She suffered greatly, but in the end, she prevailed. With SCIENCE.

In so doing, however, she saved your world, but doomed hers, relegating all she had ever known to limbo. You held her as she vanished from existence, lost in paradox.

She smiled as she vanished. She was at peace.

>>18127851
There was the Masochist paladin that I don't remember the name of
The nerd girl that I don't remember the name of

And I swear to god there was another one.

Jehanne, paladin of Bahamut.

A paladin does not fear falling. She waits for it, anticipates it, waits for the day when she sacrifices the gift she has been given and the authority with which she has been vested to find and destroy a great evil for which she was sacrifice all.

Jehanne found that evil in the machinations of the sorcerers who have haunted your family for generations.

They begged her for mercy. They begged her to stop. They asked her to forgive them for the lives of the girls who they violated and tortured to gain their dark powers, to turn your family into a thing of power and evil. Dozens of generations back, they came, begging her for forgiveness, begging not to be sent down into the darkness.

Jehanne searched her heart for mercy and found none.

With the last of their dark souls banished into the maw of hell, her sword and armor shattered. Bahamut had withdrawn his favor from her. Although he could approve of her actions, he could no longer grant her his grace, for she had forsaken the path of good for the path of justice.

She searched her heart for regret and found none.

Jehanne fought the good fight, and now she enjoys her rest.

>>18127875
>Jehanne, paladin of Bahamut.
Paladin of Sehanine. We changed that.

>>18127851
Sciencemaid and paladinmaid too. And Carmine is a half-eldar vampire female angry marine.

Going with fake,
Jeanne wasn't a paladine of Bahamut at the end, she switched due to lusty antics.

Alicia, the demoness.

This child suffered much at the hands of your family. Your ancestors turned her into a vessel of power, used her to fuel their dark ambitions.

You redeemed her, and set her free.

During the battle for the sake of the multiverse, she became more. She who had lived for thousands of years fighting to survive in a hell of sin and vice found redemption. She found love. She found joy.

She transcended her mortal flesh and became more. She transcended her origins as a demon of lust and became something pure and true: a goddess of love.

The first of her shrines is in your backyard. You visit it daily. You give her small offerings: mementos from your trip to Disney World.

Sometimes, you dream of making love to her in dreams so vivid and lucid that you forget you are dreaming.

Then again, maybe you're not. Who can say what a new goddess can do?

Canon stabilised.
Looter team dispatched.

Felicia

She was the familiar of a demon queen, and became the first angel of the reborn goddess.

She keeps the shrine of her former mistress, and lives and sleeps there. In the mornings, she visits your room and curls up with you in bed.

You don't masturbate in the mornings much any more. Felicia likes to take care of that for you.

Sometimes you wonder whether she truly understands what has happened, the nature of the battles that took place here. Does she know what has become of her mistress? Or does her mind not comprehend?

Then you see her sit in the sun and smile, feeling the warmth on her skin, and you think to yourself that, perhaps, it's not so bad to live in the now, without regret and without care.

Samantha

Samantha was the first of your maids, and she is still your most devoted follower.

Her mother came to help you fight against the evil. It was strange to see a woman in a black SS uniform fighting Hitler's zombie sorcerer self, but then, Ilsa had turned away from the path of National Socialism long before. Reginald had turned her from it, with his manly ways, his gentlemanly honor, and his hot English dickings.

You had no idea that Samantha was half Nazi-Supersoldier, but seeing her march through the hordes of the undead, dual wielding MG-44s and hurling stick grenades that she kept strapped to her garter belt was a sight to behold. Everything before her died in a hail of bullets and blood. Never once were you in danger throughout the entire battle. She had your back.

And while she had your back, Reginald protected you from the front, crushing zombies with his bare fists and gunning them down with his paired Bren Guns.

Between those two, nothing in the world could stand against you and live.

>>18127912
Aaaand what happened to Katherine?
Also, what happened to Remy?

And then there was Katherine.

If there is one regret you have in all this, it is that you could not give her the gift she truly wanted: to become the woman that she always knew she was.

You did the best you could. You gave her the greatest gift you could. You gave her the single remaining Wish in all of creation, turning the dark powers that you had wielded, all your bloodline's reality warping powers, into a single point. All of it dedicated to making this young woman happy.

She turned and saw that the world was burning, and realized that she could not accept it.

Katherine took the wish and wished for peace and rebirth. . . and the burning world was remade into what it once was. Not quite the way it had been: some things could not be put right. But that which could be was.*

She left you the next morning. You will not speak of what happened the night before.

Did you? Didn't you?

It doesn't matter.

Some secrets are best kept secret.

-----
* FOOTNOTE: (For instance: maybe someone forgot about the whole becoming a Paladin of Sehanine thing because it's been TWO FUCKING YEARS? Nope. It's because of TIME PARADOX CAUSED BY TRAP WISH, obviously. Cut me some slack.)

>>18127912
...

WTFITSCDGGVDBNHF NJUDTGVTG

We ALWAYS jack off in the morning, catgirl sexings or not. Plus no mentions of Koyomi working for Black Mesa, but rather fighting C'thulu. Fucking up Carmine's race and Jheanie's god. Most importantly, no rainbow puke OONST OONST OONST pic. Imposter, you are a horrible person and should feel horrible for twisting us like this.

>>18127974
You'd have far more slack if you hadn't disappeared for two years.

You stand at the bow of your boat, looking out over the endless ocean.

It's been a long, strange trip, that began with a letter to come back home and to claim your inheritance.

You were meant to become another link in the chain of evil that had allowed your family to prosper. Instead, you broke the chain, and became. . . well, if not exactly a scion of goodness. . . at the very least, you weren't a Scumbag Steve.

Maybe you're not quite Good Guy Greg, yet, but you're getting there.

Samantha walks up behind you and puts your coat over your shoulders. "Are we ready to go?" she asks.

"Yeah," you say. "Let's head home."

"Better come inside," she says to you. "We wouldn't want you to catch a cold. After all, aren't you supposed to be terminally ill?"

"I already told you I was sorry for that!" you protest. "How many more times do you want me to apologize?"

"Until I can't think of any reason to hold that over you," Samantha says truthfully.

Behind her, the rest of your maids walk up to stand next to you at the bow of the ship. Tall Jehanne, wearing a black collar with a shackle around her neck along with the rest of her maid's uniform: a paladin in the heart, but a slut in the bedroom. Adorable Felicia, kittenish and cute, rides clinging to her back. Up at the cockpit, Reginald stands wearing a nautical hat and coat, waiting for the order, a rat in a chef's hat sitting on his shoulder.. And all the others who do not stand with you now in person, but are there in your hearts and minds.

You turn back to the sunset, and you smile.

"Let's go home, everyone."

---FIN---

ALTERNATE ENDING:

You turn to the sunset and you smile.

Then you furiously masturbate and cum all over everyone.

Some things don't change.

Right. Now all we need are TempDM, Ellington, and i apologised on 4chan.

rolled 32 = 32

OONST OONST OONST

And that's it. I'm finished with this stupid fucking quest.

Fuck all you motherfuckers who've been waiting two fucking years for the continuation of a badly written piece of meido fapfiction.

I'm done.

>>18128053
Still waiting on TempDM and Ellington

>>18128053
So when are you going to start your next badly written fapfiction quest?

>>18128053
lol, why you mad tho?

>>18128071
Well let's see.
Maid quest ended.
PapaN's quest ended.
We still have that weeaboo butler quest going.

So what we need is some type of fapfiction in a setting that isn't weeaboo.

QUICK, EVERYONE. THINK OF FETISH BAIT THAT ISN'T FROM JAPAN.

>>18128053
I will have you know, that ever since Maid quest died two years ago, Reginald has been my go-to name for badass butler characters, and the use has come up surprisingly often.

>>18128099
Dusky native girls?

>>18128004
Didn't the boat have a name? Wouldn't said name add to the scene if you used it? And you struck me as a careful enough author to at least reread the old threads before closing everything up. Things just don't add up.

>>18128099
Hips
Breasts

>>18128106
Right lads. Drow time.

>>18127797
>Maid Quest: Epilogue
I don't know how I feel about that.

We never did get that Giantess maid, did we?

>>18128099
Monstergirls! Wait no.
Elf slave! Wait... also no.
Catgirl maid quest! Sorta?
Uhhh... dominatrix quest? Submissive quest? Fat chick/anorexic quest? Damn, western fetishes are kinda boring by comparison to japanese ones now that I think about it.

>>18128121
>>18128136
>>18128170

Right. Question.
Are the players the giant busty drow dominatrix, or are the players trying to avoid the giant busty drow dominatrix?

>>18128170
GenderswapQuest.

>>18128189
Japan as fuck.

>>18128108
>>18128081
>>18128071
>>18127990

Okay, you wanna know why I wrote this?

Because I was browsing suptg looking for threads about "I must become That Guy," and I found out that some half-literate weeaboo aspie is doing a sequel to Maid Quest. And I'm all, "HAHAHA LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKER!"

And then I read the thread for shits and giggles, and it's like, every thread, at least two guys are like, "BOO HOO HOO IT'S NOT THE REAL MAID QUEST, WHERE IS GOSHOUJIN-SAMA KATHERINE-TAN I WUV YOU BE MAI TRAPPU WAIFU."

Fucking hell, you mean people are still waiting for the return of a fucking stupid meido fapfic thread that ended two years ago? What the shit, guys, shit's old, over and done.

Yeah, I could go back and restart the quest for real. I could go back to late nights staying up until 2 am fueled on coffee and booze and venting my anger out on all you fa/tg/uys by trolling the living fuck out of you. I could go back to fighting with the fucking trolls and getting my ass banned by the janitors.

Fuck that shit, I'm outie. I fuck crippled chicks in /vg/ now.

I just went End of Evangelion on your asses, bitches. You guys want a better ending, you write or draw it yourselves.

As it is, I've got this monkey off my back and I'm gonna go get myself a rum and cola and enjoy the rest of my evening. Peace.

>Maid Quest: Epilogue

ALL OF MY TEA

>>18128181
By usual quest naming conventions, either they are or an allied npc is and the pc is uninteresting.

>>18128210
>I found out that some half-literate weeaboo aspie is doing a sequel to Maid Quest

I think/hope that it's done by somebody who isn't a native speaker. Can't argue about the weeaboo thing though.

>>18128224
Noted.

Player is a tamer/collector of giant busty drow dominatrices.

>>18128189
We did that in Influence.
>>18128242
He isn't, he's admitted it and was told to keep going so he can get better. Still damn hard to read.

>>18128268

>>18128189
I'm on board.

I LET OUT A SQUEAL LIKE A LITTLE SCHOOLYARD BITCH

GS I MISSED YOU

>>18128210
>Fuck that shit, I'm outie. I fuck crippled chicks in /vg/ now.

>>18128293
Hmmm, okay, how about a world where, in an instant, all men became women and all women became dickgirls, magically and with no explanation?

>>18128331
Futa and genderswapping? I'm in.

Better yet, we do a metaquest type thing where we use ALL the fetishes, out goal is to create a harem with one of everything.

>>18128331
>>18128371
It think that will be highly amusing, if only to see how you'll manage to pull if of while keeping the whole thing SFW.

>fuck that shit, I'm outie. I fuck crippled chicks in /vg/ now.
>I just went End of Evangelion on your asses, bitches

I never bothered with your quest but how low can you go

>>18128371
I love it! Except I hat some fetishes. Gore, scat, and other fucking terrible things. In all seriousness, though, I would be all over the futa and genderswap quest, so long as it had a premise aside from just the fetish.

>>18128390
>hat
I meant 'hate.'

>>18128386
Text doesn't count, only images.

At least that's what the /only/ ruling I've ever seen on the subject says.

>>18128401
Oh, I think you'll be in for a surprise.

>>18128401
Yeah, I saw that post too. As long as it takes time to read and can't be glaced at over the shoulder, it counts as SFW.

Really, Goushoujin-Sama? Truly? I'm surprised. I don't remember you being that bitter. you trolling everyone might explain why you went along with every thing so well, but you honestly did write something more than a "fucking stupid meido fapfic". As the guy who posted about PUSH, I honestly enjoyed the interactions and humour and skimmed over the sex.

If you feel that way, that's your choice, I'm just surprised that you've come back with such anger.

>>18128427
Guy's just butthurt because he wrote a shitty ending to his quest that no one likes.

>>18128390
Can't very well have scat in a harem.

Wait, nurglette. Shit.

Regardless, I was more thinking the things in human(ish) form. Giants, monstergirls, asians, submissives, elf slaves, submissive giant drow maids, that type of stuff.

>>18128371
>>18128386
>>18128390
Our main character is an asexual hero of justice, looking to gather a harem of fetishes embodied to fight back the darker and more sinister fetishes.

During his adventure, he may even have to befriend and join forces with the neutral fetishes.

>>18128371
>>18128451
You do realize that ALL the fetishes means furries.

>>18128412
Also, text doesn't get saved in the temp folder, so no trail afterwards.

>>18128481
Furries are a dark fetish.

>>18128485
Probably why its alright, they cant prove it.
>>18128481
Yes. The whole point of the quest is to incite rage right?

>>18128449

That's the thing, I enjoyed it. I just apparently enjoyed something that the writer didn't think was there. now he comes in and starts yelling at everyone for having enjoyed something he made, and it mystifies me.

>>18128547
Don't worry about it. He's just a dick.

Who the fuck cares what he thinks? If you enjoyed it, that should be good enough for you.

>>18128547
Guy sees people talking about how great his work is 2 years after he quits working on it and his reaction? Lemme finish it with a shit end and tell all these people who enjoy my work they have shit taste. Following through with that thought process, he views himself poorly and reacts with rage to honest admiration. Either it's not him, or he has more serious issues than me. And my close friends think I should be committed.

Far more likely, someone hacked the twitter then came here to troll and vent about a quest he hates.

rolled 12 = 12

>>18127797

For the fa/tg/uys who liked this quest as much as I did: another tripfriend has started a spinoff called MQ: The Life of Master.

Why don't you guys show up Sat. nights for that one? It's diff from OP's epic one but it's pretty good so far.

His blog where Maidlover posts game times: http://ecchiquestgamer.blogspot.com/

>>18128485
lord, what foolz these be

>>18128634
Here's my theory: G-sama was a troll the entire time. Maid Quest was meant to be a massive troll. He wrote it to troll the shit out of /tg/ by making them really like something that would make them rage.

Remember Sister Carmine? She was a half-Eldar female Angry Space Marine. Remember all the times he chose the worst possible choice possible? Remember lich Walt Disney?

The entire quest was set up to be as fucking stupid as possible to make us hate it, but the thing is, he actually wrote it pretty darn well, so we wound up liking it.

So the guy tried to troll /tg/ and ended up entertaining us. That must make him rage so fucking hard.

>>18128701
The fact that it get's archived is irrelevant, the issue is whether it's saved on the viewers computer, and the text isn't, images on the other hand, are.

rolled 16 = 16

>>18128242

Yeah, Maidlover's Swedish & his English is a bit choppy, but it's not hard to figure out what he's saying if one thinks on it a bit.

>>18128728
Yeah, a browser never caches any text...
>>>/g/

>>18128745
Yup, browsers cache text too, you want to read through my text cache to find anything? enjoy your several million words.

The image cache on the other hand, displays thumbnails, and has a significantly smaller sample size.

In other words, one may be checked, the other won't.

>>18128728
Oh, I thought for some reason you were talking about mods rather than sysadmins.

Goushoujin-Sama, I want to thank you.

I was scrolling through /tg/ one day when I saw Maid Quest's OP pop up, for the first thread. I read the summary and promptly sighed - oh no, another run-of-the-mill fetish quest, I thought... and I promptly voted for the whole "terminal illness" charade. Yes, that was me. Within hours, something I'd initially pigeonholed as crap blossomed into something truly glorious. I followed the quest literally from minute one, all the way to the bitter end, and I was never disappointed.

Maid Quest WAS silly, stupid off-the-cuff fanfiction - and it was FUN. I stayed up every night till 4AM, my 10:00 AM classes be damned, because I literally could not turn away. You've got a real talent for dropping lines of brilliant hilarity, and for blindsiding readers with what should be the most obvious of jokes (I don't think ANYBODY saw the Pac-Man gag coming.) And you did very, very well by the characters even in the 1.3 seconds you spent characterizing them: witness the pure troll character you made earning the inexplicable love of the readers. Stupid, silly, off-the-cuff, whatever - it was about the only bright spot in a very shitty year for me, and it made my life, and /tg/, better for existing.

The bitter trolling, the report abuse, the persecution - the shitstorm raised by those injustices culminated in a blanket declaration by The Mods that quest threads were legit content (I'm sure you recall the sticky.) I'd bet my last dollar that Maid Quest readers hammered out the majority of pissed-off e-mails to Moot. Even with it's demise, Maid Quest made /tg/ a better place, and in its wake /tg/ has seen a kind of quest thread renaissance; but it was over a year before any quest really came forth good enough to challenge Maid Quest.

apparently Gsama hates you for liking hos quest, Planefag.

>>18130168

I'm writing a Quest thread of my own now, and I think it could be modestly described as "popular." I've seen the equation from the other side, now, so I'm not just some kiss-ass with low standards, you know? I'll never forget posting vir_wave.jpg and the sheer satisfaction of seeing that you, also, considered it the absolute best moment of Babylon 5. The satisfaction from that moment stays with me today, and it's... like a huge panther gorged with its latest kill going PURRR PURRR PURRR like a fucking idling diesel.

It says something, I think, that the FIRST REPLY to this thread was "OONST OONST OONST..." which is no surprise, because one of the early replies in MY first thread was "OONST OONST OONST" and it's mentioned with fair regularity on /tg/ in general. You've actually added something to the language of /tg/, left a permanent impression - and that's pretty fucking good for some "poorly-written fapfiction."

I don't want Maid Quest to ever return. It shouldn't, and it doesn't have to. It just Was, and all the trolling and bullshit aside, all I remember now, two fucking years afterwards, is the fun.

Thanks, Goushoujin-Sama. Thanks for a hell of a lot of fun.

>>18130235
he's just jealous of not thinking of making a strike witches quest first. i know i am

>Yeah, I could go back and restart the quest for real. I could go back to late nights staying up until 2 am fueled on coffee and booze and venting my anger out on all you fa/tg/uys by trolling the living fuck out of you. I could go back to fighting with the fucking trolls and getting my ass banned by the janitors.

Not everyone can be Monday drawing maps for hours on end.

>Fuck that shit, I'm outie. I fuck crippled chicks in /vg/ now.

Biggest Dorf Fortress and TERA thread ever. Good choice.

>>18130262
>>18130168
You realize, of course, that you and Strike Witches Quest are the successors to Goushoujin-Sama and Maid Quest.

>>18130262
Well with that shining endorsement I guess I'll have to actually go read Maidquest then.

>>18130391
Speaking of Strike Witches Quest, I CAN'T FIND THE FUCKING THREAD!

If one of you gentlemen would kindly provide a link?

>>18130405
Tomorrow brohan.

>>18130424
Really? Oh well, sleep time I guess.

All this >>18127905 fucking post. All of it.

(Just had a late night final. Open /vg/, open the catalog and... damn.)

>>18130391

I most certainly do. And I think I owe a lot to Goushoujin in ways I'm not even fully aware of.

>>18130462
You'd better tell him that on Twitter or something because it looks like he isn't actually as happy about it as we'd expect him to be.

>* FOOTNOTE: (For instance: maybe someone forgot about the whole becoming a Paladin of Sehanine thing because it's been TWO FUCKING YEARS? Nope. It's because of TIME PARADOX CAUSED BY TRAP WISH, obviously. Cut me some slack.)

All the slack the multiverse can spare. We'll make a whole new universe with the slack being cut right now, just like in Eden: It's An Endless World.

I had long since given up hopes of ever seeing this quest end, but it was always there, in the back of my mind.
"What if... just what if maid quest came back?"

And then suddenly, two years later this happens.
I'm almost sad now, I've got that feeling in the pit of my stomach you get when you finish a great book.
I think there's a word for that feeling, but I don't know what it is.

Someone who has actually read the quest needs to archive this with the proper tags.

>>18130462
Just don't let him (if it is truly him) poison you against your own quest.

It can be... disenchanting to meet someone after a few years, only to see them shunning everything they wrought that you cherished. It can make you bitter towards your own creation, as it was inspired by theirs.

In other words, be there tomorrow. And not bitter.

>Only two votes in the archive collection

WHY. Everyone get to it.

This is a true ending.

>>18130647
It's not the ending we want, but the ending /tg/ deserves.

Why wasn't this archived the moment it came into existance? /tg/, I am disappoint.

>Eleven votes

Okay, that's about the norm. Next time a Quest general thread pops up, we can finally show a proper ending for this.

Goushoujin-sama, you and the tradition of quest threads that Maid Quest helped raise are two of the reasons why I decided to be a GM. I understand completely why you might not value your work, and especially an ending like this to Maid Quest, and I want to say that I don't care; I still appreciate your threads. They were sheer lunacy and fun, and I'm sure that many others feel the same way I do.

Thanks for the fun, Goushoujin-sama. I'm glad I got to post in one of your threads.

You can hate us all you want Goushoujin, but bravo on the ending. Finally glade to see it got a proper end after two years. I'm not sure how I feel about this.

rolled 36 = 36

Thanks for the fun ride Goshujin-sama.

>>18131093
>implying Freddie Mercury is a fag

You have no idea how much I missed these threads.

>My face when remembering Maid Quest.

Oh wow, this brings back memories. Nice to have some closure.

I must say that I'm surprise that you finally ended the Maid Quest. After I read the epilogue I'm both relieved and little sad of bittersweet ending.

Even I'm a half-literate weeaboo who attempted a spine-off from your original quest. I just want to say that you are one of the badass quest author who write one of the most bizarre and interesting quest that I had even read!

>>18132066
Maidlover will you continue The Life of Master ?

can someone sticky/archive this thread?

>>18132124

Yes I will keep running my quest.

Goushoujin-Sama,

I wasn't there for any of maidquest. I joined /tg/ after it ended. I only know of it because of the collection on SUPTG. One day, I suppose, there will only be people like me. The ones who discovered maidquest after it happened.

On behalf of all those future people, I'd like to say thank you. Reading maidquest was the most fun I've had in years. I loved the jokes, the pointless bullshiting, and even the trolling. More than anything else, maidquest showed me what a great place /tg/ could be.

I have mixed feelings about your posts here. On one hand, it is nice to finally have some closure, to finally see an end to the story. But seeing the bitterness that you you hold towards maidquest, and /tg/ in general, was a bit disheartening. It's like finding out Santa Claus exists, and that he hates you for for being so greedy. I hope one day you can look back on what you have done with a sense of accomplishment, instead of unhappiness. You gave joy to a lot of people, including me, and there is no need to feel bad about that. Although we here at /tg/ often ague and bitch, it's because we care about the things we complain about. And we care about maidquest. We always will. So thank you for giving that to us, to me. I wish you success in whatever endeavors you undertake in the future.

Sincerely,
Anonymous

Bump for daytime /tg/

..I don't even know how to react to this. Goushoujin-Sama was trolling us the whole time? I mean.. It explains a lot with the way things went when the whole quest kind went sideways into what the fuck just happened-ville but... Main Quest was one of the things that made /tg/ great. Like Dungeons the Dragoning, AdEva, and Love Can Bloom. And.. He's a douchebag? I.. Need to go lay down

>>18132681
You know, I always thought Goushoujin-Sama was above such behavior. Until proven otherwise I think it's best to ignore this imposter.
Maidquest was the thing that convinced me that quest threads could actually be a good, even hilarious, and that a lunatic douchbag could make for a quite compelling protagonist (I'm looking at you, strike witches quest). It will always hold a special place in my memory.
That being said, I think the new maidquest has a lot of potential, weeaboo (god, I hate that word) aside.

I was wondering where you fucked off to, Gsama.

Maid Quest was fun, but I wouldn't want it to restart now, even if you were willing.

Still, it was fun. I was the guy who suggested out-tsundereing Katherine and other dickery bits, and god damn if you didn't make it hilarious.

Go enjoy your crippled girl orgy, I guess?

>Carmine goes back to 40K
Yep, we got that one over Gsama, so no other possible ending for her.
>Koyomi came from CTech after humanity lost the Aeon War
I'm fucking blindsided, wow. Plenty of hooks with Black Mesa and X-COM though.
>Jehanne is a sultry sub
Yep, we closed that one very early, and Sam sealed it into submission, as it were.
>Alicia becomes love
We explored the possibility of lacking a real body since she was daemonhosted, to make her the main and give her the happy ending she lacked. This is certainly some ending. I guess she can go and come whenever she wants now. See you in the afterlife.
>Felicia is gonna nyan
Never activated her boon, so this is best she could get. We knew she was here to stay after the first week.
>Samantha keep her headmaid-dom
We ran hot-cold from the teasing and trolling. Guess there isn't a better place in life for her. Maids gonna maid.
>Katherine is gone, and she is a hero
Really messed that one and tried to save both her and Alicia. Still, what a way to end. Hero Of Time may not be enough.
>We kept the chef
YES. Also Walt will be pleased with what a goddess of love with Disneyland memories could mean for him.

;_; at your bitterness towards Maid Quest

i had given up on an ending ever being done for it, but am glad that you decided to return, even if just for an epilogue, as it gives closure to the series.

Thank you for paving the way for a golden age of Quest threads, and inspiring some such as Planefag to start their own quests.

stick around and see how /tg/s attitude towards quest threads have changed before you pass final judgement on yourself and your works.

Thank you Goushoujin-Sama.

Like it or not, your "poorly written fapfic" was very enjoyable to read and hilarious to watch unfold. I would wax on to say something about how your contributions helped shape /tg/ into what it is today, but that point has already been made by those more eloquent that I.

Shine on you crazy son of a bitch, shine on.

I never thought I'd live to see any kind of ending to Maid Quest.
Your hate for us only makes me love you even more, in a completely platonic way, Goushoujin-Sama.

Godspeed my glorious Goushoujin-Sama, You are exalted among champions . May your days be long, and hardships few

Bet people would flood if you started a similar quality quest here again.

>>18143488
We already know of his rum and random knowledge so it would be much better if he came for something completely different. Let's not pigeonhole him like a child actor.

>>18143488
No. There can never be another. GS is a hero... and he has to leave.

>>18127797
OH GOD, IT'S BEEN TWO YEARS, YOU'VE BEEN CORRECTED MULTIPLE TIMES, AND YOU STILL CAN'T SPELL GOSHUJIN-SAMA! THERE IS NO BETTER PROOF.