rolled 1 = 1

Fuck year!

>>18100142
AS you begin to pour tea out for everyone someone barges into the room

"NO ONE MAKES A FOOL OF PERRINE H. CLOSTERMANN AND LIVES TO TELL ABOUT IT!"
Perrine is standing there. A rapier in hand.
"PREPARE YOURSELF!"

Her lounge was faster than anything Mike has ever thrown at you.
You try to block the tip with your tray, cups, spoons and saucers flying everywhere.

The blade's tip sinks quickly and surely into your chest, piercing your heart.

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Okay guys. great thread.
I'll see you for the next quest.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
[x] RELOAD

>>18100224
Told you faggots not to reveal our maleness. But noooooo.

>>18100224
Oh come on, LG, at least let us make a stupid mistake before giving us a Bad End.

>>18100142
Good job, look what you did.

>>18100142

FUCKING

FRENCHIES

>>18100224
> her lounge

You know, when we got killed in Maid Quest, we woke up in hell and fought our way out...

>>18100224
>RELOAD
Nope. Continue. Fuck you, we're fighting on anyway. Willpower and adrenaline should keep us going long enough to kick frenchie's ass.

>>18100224
BOHOHOHOHO.

>>18100224
My question is, is LG serious?

>>18100323
No, he does this 0-3 times per chapter.

>>18100323
Nah. He's just writing up a troll post in response to a rolled nat 1, just like Papa-N does for HLQ.

>>18100224
That was what you hoped wouldn't happen.
Thankfully it didnt, as Perrine chose to stay AWOL for the rest of the afternoon.


With everyone settled down for tea, you take Jakob out to help you with service.
MEEYAFOOJI claps in delight as you pull him out with your now usual "Ta-dah~" flourish.

Deciding against activating his Laplace mode, you place him on the table to help from there.

You now make your rounds of the table.

WHO DO YOU TALK TO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18100378
I believe it's customary that we introduce ourselves to the commander of the unit.

Of course, we could go over to Sean, and tell him that we will have to take him up on his invitation to the hangars, if we feel like getting impaled by an Irishman.

we must have more of THE SOFTNESS
Talk to the titty monster

>>18100378
Minna? Is that the CO?
that or Sakamoto

>>18100378
This
>>18100417
Not this
>>18100421

rolled 26 = 26

>>18100436
BUT THE SOFTNESS MAN.
THE SOFTNESS!!

rolled 53 = 53

>>18100417
Rolling for this.
Though get ready to run and hide under a teacup if we actually go ahead with taunting Sean's sexuality.

>>18100473
This. Run, hide in teacup, then bunny mode. Cry too.

>>18100494
>>18100473
Nah. Our Sugar and Cinnamon will just shoot him if he tries to do anything worse than bruise us a little. Nothing to worry about.
>They're the only ones allowed to leave scars.

Thinking it only proper to present yourself to the CO, you walk over the one you recognize as Minna from the twins' stories.

"Ma'am,I am Ayasaki Hayate, Operative in training for the IDPKB " You say with a bow to her, "I shall be in your care for the time being."
She stands up and shakes your hand,
"Wing Commander Minna-Dietlinde Wilcke."
your eyes quickly gaze at her thighs that peak out from under her shirt, "Please make yourself at home here."
'MUSTLOOKAWAYMUSTLOOKAWAY' you command yourself.

"You know," she says as she motions to the food you've laid out for everyone "You didn't have to do this, you're our guest afterall"
"Oh no ma'am," you smile, "I live to serve."
'AAAAAAAND IM LOOKING AT HER THIGHS AGAIN. DAMN.'


NOW WHO?

>>18100649
We can generate brandy right? Sean.

>>18100649
Get more of that SOFTNESS

>>18100649
Let's go to Sean. Brew him up a mean Irish Coffee. Say we'll take him up on that invitation to the hangars sometime.

>>18100670
Wasnt it Ian?

>>18100691
>>18100693
It was Ian. We haven't met Sean yet.

>>18100708
The man with the sword wasnt named in the last thread.

It was sean. He's the only one on base walking around with a longsword

>>18100693
>>18100708
You sure?
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18091914#18093304

The guy we talked with had a sword, which is only Sean, that I know of. Ian is the one with the .45 revolver.

>>18100125
Guys, what are you doing allowing rampant meta-contamination of a canon?

That doesn't sit well with the TSAB or the TG.

>>18100728
>>18100737
May bad yo. That WAS a while ago.

Okay. i messed up typing IAN in the last post for the last thread.
Was supposed to be Sean and MC-NGAF in the room.

it was also the unnamed Sean that you met near the laundry.

My bad.

This won't go down well with the Guard.

>>18100750
This is not Meta-Contamination because:
1. This is a Completed Work Canon
2. This is now a Meta-Aware Canon
3. The TSAB pulls this all the time once they determine the locals either have magic or are ready to make First Contact and come under TSAB jurisdiction.

>>18100750
We hold a treaty we the Transpace Guard. Its aight.

>>18100750
Loophole. "We also have a standing pact of cooperation with the Transpace Guard"

>>18100805
>> The TSAB pulls this all the time once they determine the locals either have magic or are ready to make First Contact and come under TSAB jurisdiction.

>>jurisdiction

This means the Iron Mahou Curtain of the TSAB isn't as airtight as once thought. There's canons, worlds out there that would flip the bird at Space Wizarding Society.

Less stressing more softness.

Actually find softness 1 and softness 2 die from happiness

rolled 45 = 45

>>18100378
>MEEYAFOOJI
Every Time...
I laugh at this EVERY FUCKING TIME

>>18100962
The IDPKB seems to be a neutral organization that straddles the line between the TSAB and the TG.
In the scheme of the Meta Cold War between the TG and the TSAB, we're probably like the nations of South America, or India; one of the Non-Aligned Nations, in other words.

>>18101084
Fuck yea chocolate.

So it looks like the votes and rolls are for talking with Sean next.

After that, maybe talk with MC NGAF again? Talk about P-61's, and other relevant planes from our time working in a military museum?

>>18101098
That's us alright.

>>18101084
And everywhere else is HERE BE DRAGONS with SUEs, Shippers and Hedonists.

>>18101110
love that about Hayate. He's done every job imaginable.

can you stop stealing crap from another quest thanks!

>>18101159
Can you start using punctuation, capital letters, and not importing your name and trip to a thread where it's irrelevant? Thanks!

We could see what MEEYAFOOJI thinks about this whole situation.

And let's see if we can have a go of some strikers, we need to try that out

>>18101159
No one will ever love you and you will die alone. But yeah, We'll stop.

>>18101173
can you stop being a newfag?

no?

Aw, that's too bad.

I am the greatest.

>>18101201
Filtered.

>>18101201
Ah, I see, you're a troll. Well, welcome to /tg/, newfag. Reported, minimized, and permafiltered.

>>18101159
Not like it belongs to you only.

And not like it affects anything outside this thread so why so butthurt?

>>18101159
We're using the Editors setting.
What's your point?

>>18101214
>calls others a newfag
>can't even get the meme right

oh god who are these peopleeeeeee

>>18101214
Yeah, he's pretty much a faggot wherever he shows up. Ignoring him is the best idea.

Also voting for more SOFTNESS

>>18101263
Agreed SOFTNESS AHOY!!!

Why are we not talking to softness II? We are butler, she is british. It's the natural thing to do.

>>18101263
Dual softness

>>18101277
I think we don't actually know that yet. But we can totally go for her after THE SOFTNESS I.

>>18101242
Hey look I'm on 4chan acting like an oldfag because oldfags are cool!

No one gives a shit. About the trip, about the memes, about you. Now contribute or GTFO.

>>18101291
Actually, Erica did already tell us a little about Lynette, so I think we know she's English.

But voting to talk with Sean and MC Pilot, we need to show some balance between our attentions.

>>18101291
Well we did meet her when we were running around in Sakakatana's clothes earlier.

We should go ask the others what they did to haze Erica while we are here.

Ursula I get the feeling was kept from having to go through that thanks to her sister

>>18101355
In before nobody else has been hazed because MC-NGAF introduced the concept.

>>18101312
>>18101335
Oh, right. Completely forgot.
Well, we can still do that after SOFTNESS I.

...I bet LG is throwing something at us right after that.

I'm guessing that since LG hasn't posted in an hour, that he got auto-banned by the word filter.
If so, the auto-ban will expire at midnight.

Or work pulled him into a meeting or something.

>sorry had to run out for lunch


As your eyes wander around the room, they come upon the two other males there.
Knowing full well the value of back-up, you sail towards this small island of trousers in a sea of panties and thighs.

You walk over to them.
"...and he was such a cute girl too." you hear sword-guy finish telling plane-guy

"Hey guys, Anything I can get you?"
"Can you do beer?" plane-guy asks.
"Of course." as you hand him a bottle.

Sword-guy is looking up at you from his seat, saying nothing.
You make the first move.
"Hey there man, sorry for the misunderstanding earlier." as you manifest an Irish coffee. "I'm Hayate."

He takes the drink. "I'm Sean, this asshole here is...."

WHAT DO YOUR ELF EARS HEAR?

*best roll of first five 1d100s*

>>18101392
Probably work.

He seems to know enough to avoid word filter bans.
Plus he would just go see the IT bros to get around the ban probably

So nobody else sees the problem of blatantly taking existing characters from another ONGOING (keyword) quest without permission (original character do not steal)?

This is a serious question, because from this angle it seems pretty fucking douche-y, and uncreative.

rolled 71 = 71

>>18101405
Dave?

rolled 78 = 78

"This is McNgaf. from the family McNgaf"

>>18101405
Nick, his initials also spell NGAF somehow

rolled 91 = 91

>>18101405
A BACKFIRING ENGINE.
>>18101412
It's fine, we'll just say it's an alternate alternate alternate reality.

rolled 100 = 100

>>18101412
Yes, because its so much more of an offence compared to taking the characters from an existing franchise.

>"This is an asshole"

rolled 89 = 89

>>18101435
Forgot dice
>>18101422
Combine these

rolled 73 = 73

>>18101405
Mike Caster.

rolled 85 = 85

>>18101412
Herp derp PF has no issues with others using his work, panzerhexen is using it for his upcoming quest too. And I see no intellectual property markings on other quests, its not like they specifically asked to be precluded from others work. Lastly, immitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

His name is Mike. Pronounced like M-Cy.

>>18101412

Eh. Every quest is like this. You have a few people who keep them going for their own personal kinks. This particular ones runs on crossdressing and transgender fetishists.

rolled 17 = 17

Our elf ears hear SOFTNESS! They are both in the room talking about Erica and what they did when she joined

rolled 17 = 17

>>18101405
>He takes the drink. "I'm Sean, this asshole here is...."
Suddenly General Patton Burst through the door and walks through the room cursing up a storm, stops to light a giant cigar, and then continues cursing as he exits the room...
>Sean:Well... He's just an asshole
>MC NGAF: Glad to meet ya

rolled 94 = 94

>>18101412
No one is forcing you to read this, nor does it have any effect on the continuing quests.

This just happened because the people voting wanted it to when given the choice of regular SW or SWQ SW

rolled 34 = 34

>>18101496
No, no, it's General Patton and Field Marshall Rommel crashing through the door, fighting each other with a frozen linked sausages and a frozen kielbasa, respectively.

>>18101486
Except Panzer asked permission, isn't using the same characters, and is using Planefag's setting documents.
I'm not saying we shouldn't be having fun with the setting as well, just that you shouldn't be so quick to rationalise.

>>18101446
"... this asshole here is an asshole."
"Fuck you." Plane-guy says as he jabs Sean in the ribs with his elbow. "Anyway kid. Now that youve outed yourself as a guy, you're gonna need this."

He hands you a metal whistle connected to a short rope lanyard.
"Huh?" you ask, "what's this for?"
He throws a look at the Titty-Monster, "Kid, Keep that on you at all times. You dont want your bones jumped by one of these crazy witches."
"Err. okay." you say as you pocket the gift.

*AUTHENTIC WW2 RAPE WHISTLE ACQUIRED*

WAT NOW OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18101514

>implying quests aren't the FUCKING CANCER of this board

>>18101523

Little do you know that this whistle is actually a signal that you WANT to be raped.

>>18101523
>Make a point of sticking closer to Erica and Ursula from now on to keep from getting raped.

>>18101524
Then why are you here?
>>18101523
Thank Lynette for her help. And 'thank' Zucchini for her 'help'.

>>18101524
Oh go cry to your mommy that the Internet is doing things you don't like then.

The majority of /tg/ has long ago learnt to hide threads they dislike so you should too

rolled 96 = 96

>>18101523
"There was a gentleman in a fridge that punched me in the face. I counter-punched him, of course, but...what was that about?"

>>18101523
Go talk to the softnesses, we wanna find out what they did to Erica for hazing

>>18101531
>Charlotte corners you
>OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT
>blow whistle
>no sound
>BLOW HARDER
>NO SOUND

>Erica, Ursula and Trude run around the corner carrying various costumes they want you to "try on"

rolled 5 = 5

its orgy time

>>18101564

BAD END

[X] Reload

>>18101564
i see what you did there.

>>18101564
this im ok with

I want us to get back to perfecting that gender-swap potion goddammit. No, I won't let it go.

I have a burning desire to subject someone to it.

>>18101412
As long as the OP of that other quest consents, it's fair game.

Just like how apologized consented to the Nachtmaren appearing in MA Quest.

>>18101523
Enjoy lunch, go look at PLANES!

>>18101589
Our plans were Keima and Shirou for the gender swap potion.

We should figure out a way to separate Shirou from Kurou though we wanted to gender swap Shirou then leave him to Rance's tender loving a while ago

>>18101589
Really it is just a delaying tactic so we can work on those two more and LG can make us work for our potion of maximum trolling, which I haven't problem with.

It leads to some interesting side events

rolled 30 = 30

WELL AT LEAST WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT SHIROU RIGHT NOW

>>18101621

I want to use it on one of the twins.

(yes. I am deranged)

>>18101647
YOU BASTARD.
>>18101650
The obvious one is Ursula. Make her a weak, vulnerable boy... To get femdommed by Eric, just like us...

>>18101647
Oh good fucking going. You just know he's going to get here somehow now.
>>18101650
I will do everything in my power to prevent Erica related anal trauma, and another bad end.

>>18101659

>Ursula x Erica

This shouldn't turn me on.

As you were about to discuss the manly points of being manly men flying around in a manly plane with these gentlemen, someone pulls you by the arm.

"You can talk to these fly-boys later, why don't you join us at that side of the table?"
The titty-monster asks you as her engine nacelles get acquanted with your arm.
She pulls you along to where Jakob is being manhandled by MEEYAFOOJI and the zuchinni.

"So, Hayata." she begins. "Whats the deal with you and the twins.?

>>18101650
Well we could use it on both the twins and ourselves.

Might make for an interesting night and a OH GOD THE BRAIN BLEACH QUICK! Morning

rolled 7 = 7

>>18101647
NO. NO SHIROU.
WE ARE ON AN ISLAND OF WITCHES.
WE WILL NOT GET SHIROU'D

>>18101695

Didn't you see what happened with the pregnancy BAD END? Do you really want a repeat of that?

>>18101687
"I'm their boyfriend."

>>18101687
A lot of fun and good company.

rolled 97 = 97

>>18101710
Stop rolling for SHIROU. goddammit you guys.

*rolling for Shirou resistance*

rolled 59 = 59

>>18101687
"Ah, the ladies and I are fellow trainees. Miss Erica is also in my class, as well as a valued member of my operative team."

Make her fish and work for the information!

rolled 31 = 31

>>18101724
.

THIS.

>>18101713
One night potion, everything goes back to normal in the morning

>>18101695

>>18101687
We go to the same school of course. They are dear friends and classmates. Add a very wide grin to this.

>>18101744
Mmmmm, getting DPed by Sugar and Cinammon...

Let's not just blab that we're doing them, ok? They might want to keep that to themselves.

+1 for good fun and company. Also our squadmates, so we're putting in the effort to be on good terms.

>>18101695
>>18101744
>>18101757
once again, /tg/ = /totally gay/

When we're male, the girl takes the dominant role. And now you want to transform into a girl and take a pair of dicks. Can we please turn down the fagometer?

>>18101687
Do this.
>>18101727

>>18101687
dont answer shes trying to lull you into a false sense of security
its a trap!!!

>>18101775
I agree with this guy...
As a classy She-Butler that lives to serve, we should be able to take at least 3 dicks...

>>18101793
id say 4

>>18101775
Never said it has to happen just took an idea and ran with it for a bit I honestly expected it to be mostly ignored.

But it works out well for how alchemy works in this setting with alchemy being based off experience and it could lead to some more trolling purposes with other people.

Plus let's be honest, Hayate is not the most manly man given how often we have ended up in girls clothes and this would not be the worst thing LG could do to us

>>18101805
Well we are ambidexterous so probably 5 or 6 depending on how skilled we are

>>18101793
Well, we have three holes, after all. We could get Kurou~

>>18101724
"They're a lot of fun and great company." you tell her.
"AND?" She asks you "Iv'e never seen them so close to a guy. There must be something more."
She pulls you closer.
'OH THE SOFTNESS! THIS MUST BE WHAT MARSHMALLOWS DREAM OF AT NIGHT.'
"Come on. Tell me." The sentient pile of soft commands.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18101742
Side effect. Pregnant guy Hayate.

>>18101695
hey its ok its for science

>>18101818
No the joke with Kurou is we swoon for him as a guy.

If we ever drank the gender swap potion we should become immune to his charms

>oh hey MSQ!
>people talking about taking dicks

What? What the fuck?

Landing Gear, could you please put a stop to this? Your crossdressing fetish is cascading into a critical homosexuality limit.

>>18101834
"...I'm their boyfriend."

>>18101834
Look whats that!
Leg it

>>18101834
Soooooooooooooft, brain melting soft.

Anti pregnancy drugs, they are common enough in our world to be reasonably easy to find everywhere else.

Or condoms, we have found and used enough lately to know they still exist

>>18101834
GODDAMMIT SHIROU

rolled 36 = 36

>>18101834
"Miss Erica and I are in the same class, and we're on the same team. Why, whatever could you be insinuating, Miss Yeager?"

>>18101862
>condoms
>found and used
wat

rolled 99 = 99

>>18101834
"I butler'd them."
>DICKS, DICKS EVERYWHERE
Okay guys really?

rolled 17 = 17

>>18101834
"I am a butler, I am dapper and class given form. A gentleman does not kiss and tell." We need to establish this apparently.

"If you are truely curious, then I suggest asking the ladies Hartmann." Bow and attempt evasive maneuvers.

We don't want to be shot down again... or do we? No... likely not.

>>18101834
Keep our cards close to our chest.

What else could there be between us 3. Are you insinuating that the three of us are together. That is unthinkable, it would take a man of immeasurable charm, fortitude and prowess to pull something absurd like that off.

>>18101849
Christs sake lighten up.
If people want to joke about things like that then they will.

>>18101876
Gai gave us a box of condoms. And a bunch of locks for our door. And a bro fist.

>>18101881
that is just vague enough to work

>>18101891
i know its just the phrasing

>>18101881
This. Because everything else is worse.

>>18101887
I like this, it implies hat we are some sort of tactical genius with stamina to keep up with them both

>>18101881
This

>>18101913
Then this

>>18101925
i like the combo
im goin with this

"I act as their butler." you calmly reply
'SOOOOOOOOOOFT SQUISHY SOOOOFT WARM SOOOFTNESS~' your brain cries out.

"And that means what exactly?"
"I take it upon myself to see to their every need."

Not wanting to escalate things further, nor to lose yourself in the softness you quickly excuse yourself.

WAT NOW OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18101949
STRIKER UNIT.

SEE IF WE CAN WORK ONE!

>>18101949
Ask to see their facilities, the striker units, the bitching planes and so on.

rolled 1 = 1

>>18101949
Thank Lynette for helping us earlier.
Start thinking up 'flat' puns for Zucchini.

rolled 89 = 89

>>18101959
this this this

rolled 79 = 79

>>18101949
See what Ursula and Erica is up to. We need to pay attention to them.

>>18101967
Teach her tsurupettan

rolled 2 = 2

>>18101949
Go to Lynette, see if she would like more tea, or watercress and cucumber sandwiches.

>>18101975
They're at the meeting we just left.

+1 for strikers. If we can't, we could try to set up a race between Erica on strikers and us on our flying-plate-thing.

>>18101959
Fuck yes this. So what we can fly with our saucers having leg planes that can blast around in would be fun

>>18101967
YAY! My first 1 ever!
And yes that's a d100.

>>18101834
'Now now Ms. Yeager, that would be telling. How about you tell me more about yourself instead? What was it like growing up in America?'

Deflect!

On the subject of TEH GHEY, I don't really care. I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality to assist RPing a crossdresser or having sex with/as a genderswap. /tg/ gets so damn caught up in the ALPHA AS FUCK sometimes I wonder if some of us are compensating.
Tl;dr if you don't like it, find another quest, I promise to not intrude on your MANLY quest, where MANLY characters do MANLY things together in MANLY ways.

rolled 88 = 88

>>18101975
I agree. Though perhaps we should make sure that Jakob is alright along the way?
He's been an excellent footman and an important part of our Teatime Trio.

rolled 19 = 19

>>18101967
"Hey Zucchini... or should I say flat-chini herherher"

They still haven't found all of Hayate, and his left testicle is still stuck to the ceiling, as a reminder of what can happen.

>>18101949
Go find Erica and Ursula. I think we have ample reason to fear being raped at this point. Also, we're in an unfamiliar environment, and they're pretty much our anchors here.

>>18102001
Pretty much took the words out of my head.

I can find things like this humorous and RP it because I am comfortable with myself to NGAF

>>18101967
>>18101981
The HMS SOFTNESS II is not in the room.

>>18101986
The twins are in the room.
Quick list:
SEAN
MC-NGAF
SAKAMOTO
TWINS
LUCCHINNI
CHARLOTTE
MINNA
TRUDE
MEEYAFOOOJEE

Perrinne left the room when you revealed you were a guy, no one cared.

>>18102029
We are in an unfamiliar environment of awesome things, let's check things out more. The twins will find us when they want to

>>18102040
TWINS. We were given a rape whistle, accosted by a titty monster, and are in an unfamiliar environment. I'm betting some familiarity will do us some serious good. Plus, I'm betting they'll want to show us off a little.

>>18102040
[x] Miyafuji.
"So soft..."

rolled 34 = 34

>>18102040
Still saying we should check up on Jakob, and we can chat a bit with Miyafuji and Lucchinni while we make sure they haven't done anything to him.

>>18102040
Talk to MEEYAFOOOOJEE.

SE what life is like in fuso in this dimension

rolled 37 = 37

>>18101949
MEEYAFOOOJEE

Ask about how home is fairing in this world, and offer her some sweets.

>>18102133
Offer her Mochi or something similar from home.

>>18102061
Agreeing with this

>>18102040
>MEEYAFOOOJEE
see

>>18101009

>>18102061
Yeah, but I think that MEEYAFOOJI is getting more votes. I agree with this option, but, well, maybe we'll get to it next.

rolled 97 = 97

chat with MEEYAFOOOJEE
ask how things are

YOu quickly check up on Jakob.
The little rabbit is now fully and well ruffled. The two girls playing with him taking delight in petting and hugging him
"Cuuuuudly." MEEYAFOOJEE says as Jakob remains calm in her bear hug
"Hey! Hey! ME NEXT!" zuchinni reaches out for the rabbit.

"Hey J" You tell your footman, "You doing allright there buddy?"
"I'm just fine Sir.." came his dignified reply.

"Hey Lucchinni, i want to praise you for your acting earlier. The SMALL tour you gave me was great, and i didn't expect to be entrapped by you not by a TINY bit." She glares at you as she now cuddles your rabbit.
"Jakob, please keep these ladies company as long as they want to."
"Of course Sir."

Before you walk away, you pickup the camera on the table and tell the Italian, "I hope the pictures you took earlier come out great. We wouldn't want them to look FLAT would we?"

[x]twins?

>>18102040
>MEEYAFOOOJEE

But ... hayate is Japanese...

>>18102204
>[✓] Twins.

>>18102204
[x] TWINS THEY WERE

>>18102215
Makes Sense < Is funny

rolled 97 = 97

>>18102204
[x]twins

We owe Jakob for this, this.

>>18102221
wtf how did u do that

>>18102204
Bjorn the fell handed agrees, twins they were.

>>18102246
What, you mean ✓? It's just a character. You can copy/paste it, assign a key to it, whatever.

rolled 47 = 47

>>18102204
>>is easily amused by flat jokes
TWINS THEY WERE

Might as well talk to the twins.

Ask Ursula what they did to haze Erica while we are at it.

Did this thread just die out of nowhere?
Just me?

>>18102361
We're all just waiting for LG to post. No reason to keep bumping the thread once we've all had our input.

You head over to your twins, wondering when you began thinking of them as YOUR TWINS instead of the usual THE TWINS.

"So, how did he meeting go?"
"Boooring." Erica replies as she munches on some fries. "they just wanted a quick overview on the Bureau, again, and our insight and obervations during the stay there."
"They seem to be highly interested in the nonmagical technology that the Bureau had." Ursula adds, "not that I can blame them."

"OH. Also, during the meeting, one of the brass up and walked out. No one knows why, and i don't think anyone's seen him since." Erica says as she reaches for some shepherd's pie

"Tall man? German uniform? Goggles strapped to hat?" You ask the twins.
"Yep. That's Rommel." Erica says. "Seen him?"

WAT SAY OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18102361
waiting_for_op.jpg

>>18102384
Nope, haven't seen him.

>>18102384
"Yeah, he and I punched each other. He thought I was Patton."

Give them both a hug and whisper to them, "Is the rape whistle just a joke? If not, please, keep me with you."

rolled 65 = 65

>>18102384
[x] CROSS COUNTAH

rolled 83 = 83

Knock on refrigerator.
Invite Rommel out for tea

havnt seen him but could you get me a drink from the fridge?

>>18102384
He was in a fridge, we punched each other in the fridge, he was looking for Patton I think.

>>18102384
He's on a personal mission. You'll hear about it later today.

>>18102384
"Ah, Field Marshall Rommel. Quite famous in my world as well. I believe he is waiting for someone."

I wish this was the kitchen, otherwise we could go over to his fridge and knock on it to hand him a beer.

rolled 77 = 77

>>18102413
this. this so fucking much.

"He kinda jumped me when I was checking the fridge... I may or may not of cross countered him."

>>18102407


No no no no no. It's KRAUS COUNTAH!

rolled 13 = 13

>>18102459
Wrong!
It is kraut-counter.
Get it? Cuz he's German and he was in the fridge.

rolled 57 = 57

>>18102448
>>18102413
Throwing support for this

>>18102408
"yeah, I have some idea where he could be."
You walk over to the refrigerator and knock.
"Sir, would you like to have some tea with us?"
after knocking again you open the door.
Once again a fist lashes out.
But you're ready for it this time.
You sidestep the punch and Rommel stumbles out into the room.

"sir," you ask him again." would you like some tea?"
He wordlessly goes to a chair and reaches for some rolls and jam.

rolled 70 = 70

>>18102538
YES

>>18102613
Seriously, ask Sugar and Cinnamon whether or not the rape whistle is a joke.

The meal comes to an end without any further incident, and everyone goes off to do thier own things.

As you walk aimlessly around with your twins, you ask them
"Any plans for this afternoon?"
"Meh. Not really. Although i could use a trip to town." Erica says
"I wanted to check up on my lab here. Maybe pickup some papers and equipment." Ursula answers.
"is there anything you wanted to do?" they ask

[ ]lab
[ ]town
[ ]other

>>18102689
[x] LAB

GET US A STRIKER UNIT

>>18102689
"I was just hoping for you to show me your home. I'd like to spend the day with you two."

>>18102689
Lab, I've always wanted to see your equipment/striker units. After you two are done for the afternoon how about you show me where you live?

rolled 3 = 3

>>18102689
"I'm perfectly happy with my present company. I'll accompany you wherever you wish to go."
>>18102705
You want to go all the way to war-torn Germany?

[x]town

maybe we can get the watchmaker there to check out our watch

>>18102705
How would we get there? Horribly suspicious flying saucers? Spooning Erica while she flies?

Wait, that last one sounds kinda nice.

Voting lab also.

rolled 58 = 58

Town first, then lab. I fear that we've not been around Erica enough lately.

>>18102774
....
Why the fuck didn't I think of this...

>>18102689
Town, Watch, any chance of fixing this must be taken, and time with Erica is good.

>>18102689
Town. Time to talk to Erica about relationship stuff. It's time to say that we don't want to just be friends with benefits, if we ever really we, were want to be boyfriend and girlfriends. We want a long-term committed relationship with twins.

rolled 95 = 95

>>18102774
>Roll for repair
>1
>Spin off Old Watchmaker Quest
>Permanently lose timestop.
>Gain a time traveling 60 year old.

voting town, that actually sounds awesome.

rolled 15 = 15

>>18102796
You take a blimp of course.
I hear the Airship SOFTNESS-1 has pretty good airspeed

We'll be there in no time.

>>18102841
>flying to germany hanging off charlottes boobs
I SUPPORT THIS ACTION

>>18102833
I agree. It's time to make things official and we should start with Erica, since we decided we would be "just friends" with her to begin with.

rolled 62 = 62

>>18102876
Yes. I believe we should become Erica and Ursula's official.

>>18102862
Butler, grab my boob!
*honk*
ADVENTURE!

>>18102876

Nah, leave it alone for now.

She did say she didn't know what she wanted earlier last week. So let her make the move to official when shes comfortable.

You decide you'd like to see what civilian life is like on this world, and you express interest in seeing the town. Ursula opts to stay behind in her lab, saying something about RPM and tuning.

You and Erica drive across the long bridge that connects the island to the mainland in a very nice kubelwagen you borrowed from the base's motorpool.


=-=-=-=-=-=-
>BRB. STUFF.
you take this opportunity to discuss things among yourselves

>>18102876
Boo. I'm all for romancing the twins, but we have plenty of other women interested too that we rarely talk to, like Amazonesse. We're in it for interdimensional pussy, and all of it. Hard to pull that off while bogged down with such burdensome things as real relations.

>>18102997
I still think we should express what we want. Even if she decides she wants to think on it, she still deserves to be kept in the loop. Besides, I would rather she not make a decision like that until we talk to Ursula too.

rolled 25 = 25

>>18102997
>>18103026
>>18103014
It's been only a week. To want to get in hot and heavy is a bit... worrysome.

I second communicating with Amazon hottie and fem-Keima. Interdimensional Harem awaits.

Also we need to sick tittymonster on shirou. He'll think were doing him a favor. Maybe slip him some Lucky Lady while were at it. That will make 5 minutes awesome, but a whole week fucking suck for him.

>>18103014
Well the twins are our solid relationship, the rest are fun and friends with benefits

>>18103097
No, it drains the MAKER's luck, not the USER's.

>>18103097
>but a whole week fucking suck for him
Uh, no. It drains the luck of whoever makes the potion. IE us.

>>18103097
Shirou would be so clueless it would defeat the softness.

We would check up on them and find her sitting there while he is talking endlessly about fudge

rolled 65 = 65

>>18103114
>>18103124
Damn forgot about that...

Oh well at least we have it for when we truly need it.

>>18103137
incidentally, now all I can think about is Charlotte covered in fudge...

whyboner.jpg

>>18103158
You mean for when someone else really needs it. Apparently someone drinking a Lady Luck they made causes some kind of freaky luck feedback loop.

>>18103166
Yesboner.jpg

Softness and Softness II covered in fudge.

Excuse me while I hnnnng

>>18103179
No it just means we condense all our luck into that short period of time and have shitty luck for a while.

So if you look at luck like a balance then Hayate drinking it means he would win the multiverse forever given his childhood

Guys, guys. We are all forgetting. It's all about become the undisputed king of time, space and reality.

>>18103236
That is our long term goal.

We are breaking things down into smaller steps while we build our power

>>18103137
>>18103166
>>18103184
Sounds like an excellent idea to attempt with the twins later on. That or whip cream. Or both.
Dear god this is going somewhere amazing.

>>18103213
Makes me wonder if hyate CAN lose luck, or if he just has some bottomless pit of positive karma to draw off due to his horrible childhood.

rolled 42 = 42

>>18103166
The best part about /tg/ is finding new and interesting things that give you a boner.

Thanks, /tg/

>Drink potion
>Take over multiverse in 30 seconds.
>Establish harem of 100 worlds in rest of time.
>Potion wears off
>Nothing.
We cant be less lucky.

>>18103299
We've been surprisingly lucky lately. Twins, man. Twins. I think all of our luck was saving up just for this.

>>18103315
I think it's more like we get different luck sets in different universes.

>>18103315
Nope.

This was the tip of the iceberg, the multiverse paying us back for a shitty home dimension

>>18103332
Oh god. So if we go back home...

Oh no.

>>18103315
I'd count that as 1-3 year max. We should still have 13 left. 12 assuming any decent time with those beasts we call parents.

>>18103008
Watchmaker if we can, just to see if he can do anything to help.

You know, we've never seen Erica outside her uniform. Let's see if we can't get her something casual. The ladies love clothes shopping.

OH SHIT DID WE EXCHANGE OUR GUPTAS FOR POUNDS?

And for the love of fuck I want to try out a striker unit. If we don't before we leave, I will be a very sad panda.

>>18103315
You know, I picture everything everyone says in this threads as Hayate's inner monologue. So Hayate's debating with himself whether he should ask Erica and Ursula to be his girlfriends or try to get more women. He's wondering about watchmakers. He's considering his luck, past and present. And so on.

>>18103343
That reminds me, we need to but a few powerful, old fashioned guns. Im thinking an M1 Grand and a Thompson.
those nice people could possibly handle regular Hayate, but not magical dapper butler Hayate - traveler of 3 (and counting) dimensions, and lover of blond German twins.

>>18103390
Don't bring guns into modern Japan. Nothing good will ever come of that.

>>18103384
Freaky I was just thinking the same thing.

>>18103404

What.

Beside shipping MCxMinna, the Hartmann sisters will kill us.

>>18103390
old fashioned?!?!
i went to a gun store today and saw 3 m1's 4 m1a's (successor to m1 garand) and a thompson, hell some companies are still making thompsons

>>18103404
Well I am leaning more towards all the witches being ours but that is a good start

The two of you arrive in town. It's a quaint little English town.
It would have been picture perfect if not for the burned down buildings and boarded up windows.

Erica drags you along with her as you explore the small market square.
First, she goes to a candy store and goes nuts.
She must'ave brought half her body weight in sweets..
Then she picks up some socks and unmentionables.
You pass the afternoon just mucking around with her, enjoying her company fully.

You watch out of the side of your eye as the sun hangs low at the horizon.
Looking back, this past week has been amazing with her and Ursula.
Never before have you had such the affection and companionship they have given you.

You've been considering for a while your past conversation in a hallway down in R&D.
Maybe, just maybe she'd go for it if you ask her.

>>18103404
See this picture? This is you, right now.
Cut it out.

>>18103374
you know that the hayate has no idea that there's a watchmaker right?

you cant decide to just "HEY LETS GO TO WIZARD TOWER" if your character don't know that there is one

>LRN2RP

>>18103437
"Erica... What we said about this relationship... I would like for you and Ursula to be my girlfriends. I would rather you not answer until I also tell Ursula and you two talk about it... But I just wanted you to know what I want us to be."

>>18103390
We're japanese. The one country on the world with the lowest interest in firearms ANYWHERE.1000000:1 odds we shoot ourselves if we ever try to use a gun.

>>18103437
>>18103464
Nah, let's ask them both, but not right now.

>>18103437
ABORT ABORT ABORT.
noone decided to do this.

ABORT ABORT ABORT

>>18103463
It's not a leap of logic to assume a town might have a watchmaker nor is it odd that given a time travel watch we might seek out chances to find a watchmaker.

>>18103500
A few people did. There was no huge opposition.

>>18103437
No shut up, we need them both together, preferably alone.
In public without the other third of the triangle is awful.

EJECT. EJECT. EJECT.

Mention whip cream and chocolate sauce however. That will end nicely.
Wait we can generate that.

>>18103437
Wait until we have both of them in the same room and give them time.

Maybe mention it over dinner and tell them there is no rush

>>18103464
I like this, but:
>>18103475
I agree, let's tell them both at once. And I do mean tell. We're not asking them to be our girlfriends, we're telling them that's what we want. There's a difference.

>>18103530
>>18103525
>>18103524
>>18103475
Sounds like general consensus to me.

>>18103475
This.

They probably wouldn't be comfortable making that decision without the other's input.

>>18103437
Still wondering if this was the time to do this, you just go for it.
As the setting sun sends the shadows racing across the pavement, you abruptly stop walking.
This of course makes her stop since her arm was interlocked with yours.
You grab her by the shoulders, and turn her to face you.
Your eyes lock.

"What is it?" she asks you, her face bathed in amber light.
"I've been thinking about this for sometime, and I think i figured it all out." You tell her
"Figured what out?"

>>18103581
>IN BEFORE HUE.

>>18103581
*sniff sniff*
"Do... do you smell fudge?"

>>18103581
Uh LG we decided AGAINST this very course of action.

Consensus was to wait until we had both in the room to ask

>>18103594
OH GOD. SHIROU.

>>18103598
He rewinds and does HUEHUEHUE endings. I'm not too worried.

>>18103598
That's not what this is going to be about.

rolled 1 = 1

>>18103581

SHIROU. GET IN HERE.

>>18103613
It will be Zuchinni

>>18103613
OH GOD NO.

>>18103613

>This will be terrible and hilarious

>>18103607
HUEHUEHUE yes, rewinds and retcons are very rare

>>18103613
>actually a d100
The warp is gonna split open and we wont just get Shirou we will get multiple

>>18103581
>Bracing for impact.

You take a deep breath, knowing that this may very well be one of the biggest questions you've asked her.
She just looks up at you, waiting.
You stare into her eyes, and are immediately lost in the sapphire pools.
"Erica... What we said about this relationship... "

"FHAKING KIDS! GO MAKE SUCKYFACE INFRONT OF SOME OTHER STORE! You are blocking ze window!"
An old man yells as he steps out of the store you two were stopped in front of.

"We're sorry," both you and Erica say before separating yourselves.

YOu turn to the man to apologize again, "Sorry if we interrupt your business sir."

He looks at you quizically and and grabs you by the tie.
"Hyou. FOLLOW ME."
And drags you into the store

>>18103679
>HUEHUEHUE

>>18103679
Oh shit it's us from the future here to save us from making a mistake.

>>18103687
Er no. This is a crazy German watchmaking gnome.

>>18103679
GNOME POWERS SAVE THE DAY

>>18103679
Fuck yes!

Also, while I was in the shower, I thought of a great flat joke we could have made at Zucchini... Waaay too late...

>>18103581

GOD-DAMMIT, LANDING GEAR!!!! I'VE SPENT THE LAST 5 HOURS CATCHING UP!!! FUCK YOU!!! I NEED TO MOVE OUT!!!!! GAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
>NARD_RAEGE.JPEG

Also, INB4 HUEHUEHUE.

>>18103679
Oh great. Gnomes are a feedback from the Bureau meddling in the SW universe. The clockwork guy from SWQ is actually an old agent.


And in other news, I've created a character if you want to use him. OC from the UC Gundam universe. 6'2, kinda overweight Built like a fucking line-backer. Has a giant wrench for a weapon, and many Mechanic related powers. Almost literal 'White Knight' with a severe case of Giant-Boobs worship and JUSTICE. /m/ in a nutshell.

[/tg/ has no spoilers] USE HIM. I DEMAND IT. [/tg/ no spoilerising]

>>18103613
>DId someone jsut hit the HUEHUEHUE BUTTON?

"figure what out?" she asks you.
"For a while now, ive been observing you closely." Your hands grip her shoulders tighter.
"How you slept, how you talked. how you laughed. I took it all in."
"After some thinking and deliberation i'm now sure."
Your right hand moves to the top of her head.
You grip a handful of her hair in your fist, an you yank upwards.

"FUCKING SHIROU. I KNEW IT."

Damn it. off by one field. >>18103699

>>18103699
Roll for him next time LG asks for new chars.

>>18103702
>HUEHUEHUE

>>18103703
Roll him the next time I ask for more chars.
Like how i do the "WHAT DO YOU SEE" classroom things.

>>18103699
Ahaha you.
>>18103702
Filtered.

>>18103702
Can't stop laughing, my roomate is threatening to kill me.

>>18103723
Obviously, those links are backwards.

>>18103702

>Sleeping with shirou all this time.

>>18103735
Well, clearly he's a good lay, and whats more, a master of disguise.
Well played Shirou, well played.

>>18103679
>>18103702
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON

>>18103721
Will do.

Also, DAMN IT, SHIROU!

>>18103733
Gee, you think?
>NGAF time- HO!

Oh, LGD, is what I said true? Is the Bureau mucking about with the SW universe what caused the Gnomes in your telling of the story? I MUST KNOW. That would be funny to see PlaneFag try to work in.

>>18103755
It's a WHAT IF post.

>>18103760
He isn't going to, this is a alternate alternate alternate time
Ie

>>18103679
Erica is left puzzling over this situation outside as the oldman drags you further in to the back
As he quiickly pulls you through, you see clocks and watches of various make covering every surface.
Your hand darts into your coatpocket and you finger the whistle nervously.
'I NEED AN ADULT'
The man stops in a little nook surrounded by grandfather clocks on three sides.
He pulls you close and sniffs you.
'BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH'

"Hyou." he says "Hyou have ze smell of magik."
He holds you by the collar tighter.
"YOU'RE A GNOME."

[ ]punch
[ ]whistle

>>18103767
>[✓] whistle

rolled 53 = 53

>>18103767

[x] PUNCH AND RUN

>>18103767
Whistle, whistle like you never ment it before.

Also i now have to remember this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVk-QNhRk1U
fuckin time gnomes.

>>18103765

Oh well, it was worth a shot...

Captcha: tons futioin
>Don't you DARE give LGD any HUEHUE ideas, captcha.

>>18103767
FALCON-PUNCH!

>>18103767
[x] CROSS COUNTER
>>18103777
>>18103773
>don't get the joke

>>18103767
"Incorrect, I am a butler"

rolled 60, 36, 11, 99, 24, 14, 37, 86, 48, 12 = 427

>>18103783
GODDAMNIT.

>>18103790
We need demon powers.

Punch that old man.

[x] shrug it off
We are butler. never unfazed

>>18103803
>never unfazed
Uh, you mean either 'never fazed' or 'forever unfazed'.

>>18103767

>You also have me reading 'Hayate the Combat Butler', you Magnificent Bastard. Damn your awesomeness, damn you.
(Though the furry hands/ feet are a bit off-putting...)

"Why yes, I have magic. I'm aware, thank you."

"You have it as well?"

You feel the inexplicable desire to just clock the old man.
But you manage to hold it off. You are a butler afterall, and elegant gentleman, can't have you punching old people left and right.

You pull out the whistle and blow.
You blow like youve never blown before.
Shrill notes flow out of the whistle and throughout the shop.

You hear a crash and see Erica running at full speed towards you.
"NO ONE TOUCHES HIM INAPPROPRIATELY BUT US!"
She yells as she yanks you out of his grip.

"Hyou, OUT! Zis is not ze talk for vhitchy ears."

>>18103908
Cling to her like a delicate little flower.

>>18103908
Booooo.

>>18103908
Swoon at your knight in panties.

rolled 4 = 4

>>18100224
Oh god, my influence on this episode, and I laughed so hard.

rolled 95 = 95

>>18103925
my ONLY influence. Fuckin words.

>>18103908
The man has clocks, listen to him. Tell Erica to wait outside and we will receive more time powers. We all want time clock fixings and he can provide.

>>18103925
>>18103931
And you felt like posting this nearly 4 hours later?

>>18103916
Do not let go of Erica

Creepy old German man = nope.jpg

rolled 57 = 57

>>18103908

>No one touches him inappropriately but us!
>Clockwork Mans face when.

(MFW is laughing hysterically.)

Rolling for Defusing the situation with IMPROMPTU TEA TIME!

rolled 24 = 24

>>18103908
Regain composure, apologize for panicking, and assure Erica there was no actual inappropriate touching.

>>18103941
I've been busy, actually. I have only just caught up now. If I'd been around, I'd have been posting.

>>18103924
>>18103916
Taking this opportunity to play up your rescue, you cling to Erica like a an orchid cling to a tree.
Faux-tears pool in your eyes, and your lip starts quivering on cue.

"Go. Ve must talk about somezings." The old man tells your brave knight.
"NO. IF HE STAYS. I STAY." her hand wraps around you protectively.

"Fhacking vitches. Okay. follow me."
He leads the two of you to all small office in the back. dust covering every flat surface.

He turns to you again.
"You have ze smell of magik. YOu are a gnome."

You shrug. Of course you'd smell like magik. You ARE majaikal afterall.
The only point of interest was that word again, 'GNOME'.

"Gnome? Can't you call me something cooler like a warlock or a wizard? Why gnome? I've heard the word 3 times today, do i assume correctly that it reffers to male magic users?"

"Yes. You are gnome. You noticed it before, yes? clocks stop around you, or somezimes it's like hyou are far too lucky..?"

"yeah, yeah, I can use magic." You say, stressing the word for MAJAIK in the local tongue.
You take off your hat, and pull Jakob out and place him back in. "See? i can do Magic."

"FHAKIN KIDDY TRICKS." he's had enough of this, he knows you aren't taking him seriously and ushers you out the shop.

As you walk through the shop's interior surrounded by clocks of various shapes and sizes you ponder if you should show him yours.

[ ] show him Casiopea
[ ] keep it hidden

>>18104035
SHOW HIM FOR FUCKS SAKE.

This is the whole reason we came here.

>>18104035
>clocks of various shapes and sizes you ponder if you should show him yours.
Ehehehe
[x] Compare clocks.

>>18104049
Okay dude, seriously, stop rolling.

>>18104035
SHOW HIM YOURS. MAYBE HE WILL SHOW YOU HIS.

>>18104035
Dear god show him the watch. SHOW IT TO HIM.

That other post? Never fucking happened.

>>18104035
We have a lunch date with Keima last week. Let's show him the watch.

>>18104035
Show him the watch and, just as importantly, show him the cracked gears.

rolled 20 = 20

>>18104035

See >>18104049

Perhaps our intrepid german clockmaster can do his Gnomo-mojo on the wristwatch?
>WATCH PROMOTIONS.

>>18104048
>O.K., HUEHUE tiem.

>>18104066
>deleting a post to get rid of a bad roll
Oh man. This is going to be GOOD.

>>18104077
Fuck you, I panicked.

>>18104086
I saw it. My thread auto-updates, so THAT ROLL is still sitting up there... Time for some hue.

>>18104075

If only to increase our timestop limit.

I really really don't wanna do another time travel episode.

>>18104035
Might as well see if Gnoming is sufficient to unfuck the watch. Getting that to preserve momentum or some such could lead to large amounts of win.

>>18104066
>>18104086
I think you're responsible for more 1s than anyone else on this quest.

Not that the HUEHUEHUE that's resulted hasn't been amusing.

>>18104105
>Becoming Dio Brando
Yes
Yes
YES
YES
YES

>>18104109
Possibly. At least I can honestly say they were all legit 1s from 1d100 rolls, and not noko'd 1d1s.

Even when I was using a noko roll.

>>18104105
If the watch gets unfucked, I hope it has some caveat, like it takes a week to recharge, or something.

>>18104109
>>18104086
>>18104077

Dear raidah,

Please join me for a nice, relaxing bath...

OUT THE AIRLOCK.

>>18104105
We already do get momentum preservation, unless LG changed his mind and I didn't see it.
>>18104118
>Maid outfit
I think you mean Sakuya Izayoi.

The Doctor couldn't unfuck this watch. I doubt some half-assed gnome-in-hiding is going to be able to do much to a device that is worth SEVERAL GALAXIES.

>>18104130
But we're a man.

>>18104135
I"m sure, upon seeing the watch, he will summon his clockwork golum so that he can steal our preciou... our watch

>>18104135
The Doctor isn't a magical clockmaker.

>>18104135

A cripple is working out the kinks in the fabric of the Universe IRL. I don't think you should be making such assumptions.

>Never underestimate the underdog.

>>18104135
Or he didn't unfuck it not couldn't. He might have not wanted to hand us a time machine on a platter and make us work for it. Or he just didn't have temporal cogs lying around and didn't want to bother pulling them out of storage or finding them. Or he just felt like not fixing it. The Doctor lies.

>>18104135
"More things in Heaven and Earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy" applies. Similar to our passing out when using magic.

>>18104143
Have you SEEN what the MC looks like?

>>18104143
Not for long~

This crazy magic obsessed watchmaker just might be able to do something for you.
You take out your pocket watch.

"Hey can you take a look at this?" You ask him without saying anything further.
He takes it from you and begins examining it.
"Hmnnn. Yes, very nice. Custom piece."
He turns it around and opens it without even asking you.
"Seems like it's veen repaired before..."
he applies a few tiny tools to it.
"Mizzing some very important parts but still vorking.
"badly tuned though. Must be ze work of bad repairman."
He hands it back to you.
"Hyou take care of zat watch. I correct ze gear timing. should be better a little. If only i had ze tools, and ze replacement parts i could restore it."


TIME STOP IMPROVED.
***ROLL EM***
10-33 +10 seconds
34-66 +20 seconds
67-100 +30 seconds

rolled 54 = 54

>>18104183

BIG MONEY

rolled 35 = 35

>>18104183
Here we go.

rolled 8, 51 = 59

>>18104183

Rolling for messing with shit.

rolled 42 = 42

>>18104183
Let's get something good!

rolled 48 = 48

>>18104183
Gnomes

Stop time, set up a table with a teapot and Erica and we sit down restart time sipping tea

>>18104183
NEW MISSION:

ACQUIRE REPLACEMENT PARTS TO WATCH.

"Would you be able to furnish me a list of the parts I would need? I travel a lot and may come across them in the future."

rolled 23 = 23

>>18104183
Don't fail us now.

rolled 77 = 77

>>18104187
>>18104188
>>18104193
>>18104194
>>18104196
This will end horribly. That's what we get for being optimistic.

rolled 4 = 4

>>18104183
"I kept the cracked gears. Do you think you can do anything with them?"

rolled 96 = 96

>>18104183
DICE
HEED MY CALL

rolled 22 = 22

>>18104183

rolled 18 = 18

>>18104210

Rerolling to get the bad taste out of my mouth.

rolled 25 = 25

>>18104183
Seems we always roll shit when we are upgrading abilities.

>>18104183
Let's ask him what he would need since we come across unusual things in our travels

rolled 4, 4, 5 = 13

cloudflare beginning to act up again for my end.

anyway.
picking numbers

>>18104211
Hahahahahahahah
90 second time stop

>>18104219
You might roll shit, I'm averaging somewhere in the seventies.

51, 51, 42

average: 48

TIMESTOP NOW 80 seconds