>>18072147
When did the aliens invade?

Run away.

>>18072147
Soap shots, two rounds rapid!

"Hey! Off the plane, chuckfucks!"

>>18072147
Fire soap pistol at them, Run away.

>forget this is on tonight
>refresh /tg/

Try to find out whats going on without getting involved

>>18072147
We have soap ammo and a new gun.

Up and over!

>>18072147
"HEY! Stop it! Bad dog!"

>>18072147

Still got soap bullets? Put a few down range on the plane.

If a TAK TAK TAK and a guy pointing a gun doesn't get them to stop, nothing will.

>>18072147
i mean shoot them till they stop

Excellente, planefag you are kind and benevolent

>SWQ AWWW YEAH. Quickly /tg/ put 600 posts of nonsense before we get anywhere near started on the second quest post.

>>18072147

Shout at them and wave the soap loaded gun around.

UHUH

Stay the shit out of it unless we see someone about to do some murdering.

>>18072189
How many posts can we fit in a B-52?

>>18072147
Make some clean shots at their asses.

POP-POP.

Soap bullet in the ass of each. Then determine what's going on. Yeah, that's right: Shoot first, ask questions later.

>>18072200
Agree. Not our fight.

>>18072147
Two targets, fire for effect.

>>18072209
It will end up being our fight. It always does.

>>18072208

>>18072147
SHOCK AND AWE

SOAP 'EM

We're the established asshole character here.

Shoot them with soap. Fuck consequences

Soap bullets? Shoot to get their attention.

>>18072208
I like the cut of this mans jib.

Groin shots on both of them.

Then find out why the girl is in her underwear, instead wearing a shirt like Witches normally do.

rolled 94 = 94

>>18072166
>>18072168
>>18072178

They don't know it's got soap rounds.

DO NOT brandish the gun.

>>18072246
Up and Over means fire, not flourish.

>>18072246

That's half the point; Shock value.

>>18072246
They'll know it's got soap rounds when they don't start bleeding all over the place after we shoot them.

>>18072147

It's a lovers quarrel, hose them down with some cold water and tell them to get a room.

Not that we will ever get to get a room.

;_;

As a back-up plan, we could go get Minna. But only if things got out of hand.

HEY PLANEFAG USE THIS PICTURE NEXT TIME

Wasn't Minna still by our side, or at least nearby, when all this happened?

>>18072246
While the toolbox and the fire extinguisher are well known for their combat prowess, they're not exactly effective tools for ranged warfare. Even if they do have a firearm on them they'll need to draw against an opponent who already has a bead on them. And as Minna learned earlier, that's a fucking stupid thing to do.

All of which is to say: We're safe.

>>18072272

Actually, we should just send the girl to get minna at the same time.

>>18072286

Naw, everyone was all over the place.

>>18072284
Fuck you.

>>18072267
I've been wondering. Will a walther even cycle if you take you 3/4th of the powder out?

>>18072272
>First response is shoot them
>Only get Minna when it gets out of hand

When's that? when we think about climbing in our plane and making strafing runs?

>>18072289
Not a bad idea.

Do you guys have the link for the other threads?

>>18072299
No, it's when actual physical harm becomes a reality.

Soap stings, it doesn't harm.

>>18072286
No. We went and huddled behind crates to search through our FEELINGS because SHE KNOWS. Then we were interrupted by Miss No-Pants The Unknown.

Quickly! Snipe them without being seen! Get them angry at something that isn't each other!

>>18072289

I just realized.
If Minna is the one intended to run all this circus then everything's lost. The base, the underwear, her sanity, everything

>>18072286
No, Minna was a huge back stabbing bitch.

>>18072310
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19602430/Strike_Witches_-tg-_quest.txt

>long, lean-faced man with a little British mustache
Oh god...
Is it Montgomery?
I bet its Montgomery

>>18072288
But what if they're trained in the deadly art of floor tiles

planefag irc faget

>>18072322

Oh come on, shes gotten abit better.

>>18072331
BUENO

BET YOU THE OTHER IS ONE OF PATTON'S WITCHES

>>18072310
RTF of only planefag's posts:
http://www.mediafire.com/?7pbfhcte7oyv4kw
OTF:
http://www.mediafire.com/?9v0u75u7zrmsykp

>>18072331
...if it is, then he deserves whatever's coming to him.

Okay, guys, an idea. If Minna can sense our feelings... then could we get her by convincing ourselves that we've pulled an awesome prank on her and internally laughing about it, then letting her go crazy trying to figure out what it is?

>>18072331
Monty isn't a pilot, for one. And they were named in the last thread. I forget their names, but that wasn't one of them.

>>18072297
I doubt it. Most automatics really don't like functioning with anything less than a full load.

>>18072351
Now you're thinking with Paranoia!

>>18072326
Thanks

>>18072322
What? OH FUCK NO! GET SHIRLEY, MEAFOOGI, OR SAKANOTBRO OR ANYONE NOT US!

AWW YEAH

>>18072297
Nope, and flush fit soap bullets wouldn't be likely to ride the feed ramp with any degree of reliability.

We are magic though so w/e.

We need some music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms831CTa2wo

>>18072331
>Patton
>Rommel
>Montgomery
>?????
>Shenanigans

>>18072365
>sakamoto

Hell no.

>>18072331
...Fire at him.

Only him.

>>18072365

Sakamoto has probably not forgiven us yet.

Minna's probably our best backup at this point.

>>18072351
It was suggested last time that we think dirty thoughts as hard as possible during a briefing, just to fluster her.

>>18072378
>implying everyone in this thread didn't have it open in another tab already

>66 posts in 15 minutes
FUCK YEAH STRIKE WITCHES QUEST

>>18072378
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms831CTa2wo

If she would do an entire Offspring album it would probably be the only CD I've bought in the last 10 years

>>18072397
Pointless.

She's used to it, remember? She specifically said she doesn't don pants so officers from non-Witch units get distracted.

>>18072395
>Sakamoto has probably not forgiven us yet.
>forgiven us

Son, you must be smoking some serious shit to have gotten that as backwards as you did.

>>18072404
2500 post thread here we come!

>>18072399

>>18072397
Todo list:

- Break up the fight between the witches. If necessary give them a mutual enemy by shooting both in the ass with soap then running like hell. (last resort)
- Figure out a way to troll Minna by having the entire base gang up on her.
- Let someone know about that armoury situation.
- Give our leg time to heal before we fly the ELINT mission. (ie tommorow)
- Test effectiveness of emotional chaff by thinking the dirtiest thoughts we possibly can while Minna is giving a briefing in front of the Witches.
- PANTS
- Paint dat recursive nose art
- Get some red paint and put an hourglass on the turret of the widow
- Bath?

>>18072399
God dammit.

>If Minna is the one intended to run all this circus then everything's lost. The base, the underwear, her sanity, everything

>>18072395
>Minna's probably our best backup at this point.

I have no picture for how confused I am.

>>18072419
And then she has to deal with the Fleet Air Arm, which is basically flying sailors.

They're probably her kryptonite.

You stare at the two warriors, utterly confused.

You turn to the girl standing next to you.

"What the hell am I looking at?"

"DO SOMETHING!" she says, horrified.

As you watch, the Witch hops the fuselage of the C-47 with impressive dexterity, lands lightly on the other wing, and hurls herself off, swinging the fire extinguisher down at the male. He swings the heavy toolbox up just in time, and extinguisher meets toolbox with a resounding CLANG! She kicks at his knee and connects solidly, but he reacts the way a large, solid man does to a kick from a 16 year old girl: not much. He leaps forward, shoulder-checking the girl hard. She tumbles to the ground, losing her grip on the extinguisher, and he raises the toolbox over his head to smash her noggin in.

You shoot him in the groin.

>>18072455
The world is clearly going mad.

So, I'll see the last threads "Sanya Singing 'Pretty Fly for a White Guy'" and raise you one (1) Minna singing "Anarchy in the UK."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sidvycbl2Zk

Also:

>>Shoot first
>>Ask questions later

I approve of this solution.

>>18072469
>BID DAMN HERO AGAIN

>>18072469
Shoot him again.

>>18072469
>You shoot him in the groin

YES

>>18072469

I love our MC... He's such a swell guy.

>>18072469
Asking questions before shooting? SHAMEFUR DISPRAY

>>18072469

>Shot him in the groin

>>18072469
That's gotta hurt.

>>18072469
Now, people, kick back and let planefag's writing flow over us.

>>18072147
Fire a soap round at the plane to get their attention, tell them that they haven't filed the proper paperwork to kill each ( the base commandants a kraut, of course theres paperwork you gotta file) and tell little miss no-pants to go and grab Minna.

>>18072469
>soap bullet to the groin

How am I feeling pain through a screen?

>- Test effectiveness of emotional chaff by thinking the dirtiest thoughts we possibly can while Minna is giving a briefing in front of the Witches.

Oh gawd mah drills.

>>18072469

>>18072469
I feel we should be prepared to shoot her as well, in case she tries to take advantage of his moment of ruining.

>>18072435

It is importat to note that if Minna can pick up on ambient emotions through merely having her power, without putting any effort into it, then she is also prone to picking up the feelings of everyone else around, not just us. If that is indeed so, then she will be detecting not only our lustful desires, but that of everyone else, namely every single Witch in the room, the majority of which want in our pants as much as we want in theirs(or at least rub their legs most vigoursly). To put her off in such a manner, we could just go out, look our damned best and lust over every woman in the room, though such things tend to be kinda obvious to women in heat, so beware it doesnt turn into a gang rape.

>>18072469
Quickly, switch to disarm intent and click on him with your pistol

nothing can go wrong!

getonirc

>>18072469
>You shoot him in the groin.

>>18072515
Agreed, prepare to fire a second shot.

>>18072477
LUBEE LUBEE
LUBEE SORE WHORE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf2FfnfFlb8

>>18072469
I lfuckin love you planefag, shooting people in the groin is best move

>>18072534
Find a locker, weld them both in.

>>18072469
I swear, I'm getting so much play out of this image because of this quest.

>>18072534
Like there isn't a 90% chance of messing that up and hitting them with HARM intent anyway.

>>18072331

Last thread mentioned a "Caldwell".

>>18072529
>rub their legs most vigoursly

>>18072551

Aye.

It's an Aussie

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clive_Caldwell

>>18072534
Baby girl, I understand that you want planefag's attention. But he's an adult and if he wanted to get on IRC he'd just fucking do it. You don't have to keep repeating what you want like a broken record.

>>18072556
>credited with shooting down 28.5 enemy aircraft
wat

>>18072558
This.

Also, pretty sure the IRC wasn't even posted.

>>18072284

>>18072546
Nah.

Tape her hands to his dick, his hands to her breasts, THEN weld them both into a locker.

>>18072564
Apparently someone was hardcore enough to fly half a plane.

>>18072565
I don't like the IRC. We shouldn't split the quest in 2.

>>18072564
>28.5

I don't like this guy. Half measures, is a Brit, tries to smash witches with toolboxes...

Shady.

>>18072558

What is this IRC, if it has as many awesome people in it as I'm thinking it does, I want to be there and soak in the awesome.

>>18072565
>>18072558
Hell, the only thing we're doing on the IRC is talking about Sanya covering pretty fly and running a bit of commentary on the quest, not much real discussion.

In part because that creates an elitist club mentality.

>>18072558
>>18072565
>>18072581
>implying i'm talking about the same channel you are

HA HA HA HA

>>18072583
>implying we're awesome

Hahahahahahahaha

We do have Panzer, though.

>>18072582
Possibly homosexual. Must remember to investigate further.

>>18072583
I doesn't. It's mostly empty.

>>18072572
I'm pretty sure there is no tape intent...
But otherwise, as long as they are both unconscious when they enter the locker.

>>18072589
Seriously though, can you try to turn the faggotry down from 11?

Equal opportunity trolling! Shoot her next!

>>18072595

):

Have some Erica while we wait

>>18072585
>elitist club mentality.
Which is why you avoid having an IRC channel for an active quest. And the OP should NEVER start taking suggestions from there. It will kill this quest.

>>18072590
is that an insult?

We went two entire minutes without a post in the thread. How terrifying.

>>18072469

"FUCK-BUGGER ACK," he grunts, hunching over. He fights mightily to keep his balance, but soap bullets aren't gentle by a damn sight, and he finally topples. The girl snatches up her fire extinguisher and winds up to give him a good whack, so you put one into her pert little ass as well.

"MEIN GOTT!" she shrieks, falling to one knee. She turns, sees you, and hurls the extinguisher at you, but it falls far short. She begins to swear eloquently in German, and good lord, can she swear well. You don't understand a word of it, but you still realize she wants to gut you and hang the sonofabitch next to her with your entrails.

The groin-shot man tries to stagger up, and you shoot him in the shoulder. Your new 1908 suffers as stove-pipe, and you clear it irritably. You installed half-strength springs in the Walthers (filched from the hangars odds'n'ends box) but you didn't have time to convert the Pocket Hammerless. It's why Soap Bullet is generally played with revolvers.

"Okay," you say pleasantly. "Who are you chucklefucks?"

>>18072643
Exactly why we're not linking it. It's a dicking around channel.

>>18072595
>>18072612
The old one was #witchquest, which is empty. Go to #swq. This is on rizon.

>>18072594
>was later court martialed and convicted for trading liquor.

AND he got his dumb self caught.

>>18072651
I see we've made two new friends

>>18072643
Which is why we A) aren't linking it in the quest, and B) aren't having an on topic discussion at the same time as the quest, basically it's being used in place of the discussion threads that people hated on so hard.

>>18072655
>>18072667
What was that again?

>>18072660

>>18072643
To be fair, if Crix and Panzerhexen are there it seems like the kind of place I'd want to avoid like the plague.

>>18072651
Oh, MC, you card~

>>18072670
they can deal w/it

>>18072651

More german witches! I think...
If she was a witch that extinguisher should have nailed us in the head.

>>18072670
Do you really think, with 17 people, that there won't be one fool that links it? Really?

>>18072689
Not all witches have Trude's always-on superstrength. Erica had to charge her punch with magic before she could go Fist of the North Star on that one alium, for instance.

>>18072689
she might have been too shocked to conjure magic

>>18072689
She's out of magic, judging from the fight with the guy.

>>18072689
That picture is creepy.

>>18072689

If she's frustrated enough, she probably didn't think to bother. I know I'd feel that way if I just got tagged by a simunition.

>>18072700
But anime has taught me that angry = powered up!

>>18072689
i perfer this trude

>>18072712
SWQ is not anime, it's two-fisted pulp. You get more powerups out of witty one-liners.

>>18072712
>angry = powered up!

It taught me friendship = power up.

>>18072695
They seemed to. Anyway, the IRC was supposed to reduce the discussion threads, NOT replace the actual thread. No one should even be there now.

>>18072727
Angery Friendship = Superpowers.

>>18072707

>>18072707
>>18072747

It's the chins.

>>18072747

>>18072747
Uguu~

>>18072747

>>18072724

I'd prefer it even more if something were to cause those two bears to spill down that white shirt of hers.

Just saying.

>>18072651

"Who the fuck are YOU?" the man on the ground wheezes.

"I'm the guy who could shoot you in the nads again," you say, lifting your small pistol.

"Ah shit, okay, okay, asshole!" the man curses with a distinctly Australian accent. "This - this bitch-"

"Murderer!" the girl screams at him. "You filthy honorless stinking shit-scum pigdog KILLER!"

A very, very dangerous look comes into the man's eyes at that last word, blazing right through the pain. "Say it again, you fru-fru c-"

"Hey!" you shout. "I'll pop a soapy cap in your asses - again - if you don't shut the FUCK up and make with the intros!"

The man grimaces. "RAF 112th Squadron Leader. Caldwell."

You turn to the girl, whom you take for a Witch. "And you?"

She glowers at you from the ground. "Major Wendeline Schröer, Staffe- er, Squadron Leader. Basically."

"Okay. What the fuck were you guys doing?"

"She tried to kill me," Caldwell says immediately.

The girl glares at him. "You tried to kill ME," she snarls. "AND my brother!"

"It's my war and I'll kill if I want to, bitch," the man snarls. "Old news. Once we're done with the Martians, we'll settle up with you."

>Wat do?

>>18072755
Yeah, too hard for the coloring style.

>>18072771
"Yeah, no you won't."

>>18072771
An old grudge? When the world is under attack by aliums? Glad to see you have your priorities straight.

>>18072771
Shoot them both. Again.

"And why should I care about this mess?"

>>18072771

If this guy is letting his previous allegiances cloud his judgement, we need to unload in his nads..

On the other hand, this sounds too onesided... She's gotta have done something.

great! not until then. by the way, my name's Ian. see ya later

>>18072771
Oh, for fuck's sake.
"This base suffered a Martian raid DAYS ago, you fucks. Men died here, and so help me god if you don't cut it out with whatever pissing contest you have between you two I will END you."

>>18072771
Shoot him again

>>18072771
oh goodie looks like the brit nearly shot down her brother a while back....

>>18072771

Soap dosage.

DUH

Now he's forbidden from talking with little girls.

Tell the girl to gtfo

>>18072771
Yeah no were not having any of this shit. Tell the chick that brought us here to go get the MPs NOW.

>>18072806

also, this

>>18072771
Shoot him again. He won't be doing that any time soon.

>>18072771
"SHUT UP AND LISTEN."

>>18072771

Before we go asking questions, I have to ask... what do we care?

>>18072804
>>18072807
By the sounds of it, she started this, not him.
He almost killed her brother in a prior war and she is using this as an opportunity for revenge.

>>18072771
Threaten to shoot them both if they don't follow us. Find Minna, shove problem off on Minna, resume soap bullet battle.

>>18072814

If she's serious, he needs to get bent. We've got MPs for that.

>>18072771
Pointedly point our gun towards Caldwell.
"You know, you scum-sucking Brit, some of us have some scores to settle, too.
"So why don't you stow the stupid, and do your fucking job of shooting down Martians instead of attacking allies."

Save it for the aliums, you idiots. Once we drive ever last little green man off the planet, and *if* your nations decide to go back to fighting each other, *then* you can go back to killing each other.

Until then, you're teammates. Deal with it.

>>18072771

Uh, why not we ask the witch that brought us here.

She should know whats up.

>>18072821
Yup. They're both being complete wankers though. Especially him with that fucking I AM THA WAR shit.

>>18072771
>squadron leader
>flying a C-47
>laughinggirls.jpg

>>18072771
Soap firing squad

>>18072831
Same goes for you, sugar-tits. Keep this shit up and I will END you. Both of you.

>150 posts
>3 are planefags

Wow, the IRC really cut down the discussion.

>>18072771
I think its time to slap some sense in to them

woot woot
jumping right in

>PUNCH GUY

>>18072866
Most of the dicking around is in IRC now. Discussion is here.

Why are people ignoring that she started this, not him!
Their both douches though.

>>18072771
"And I, or the Wing Commander, or Patton, or Rommel, will damn well SUCCEED in killing you if you two don't sit down, shut the fuck up and deal with it instead of slapfighting like a pair of... of... TANKER PILOTS!"

>>18072873
And that's kind of sad, honestly.

shoot them both again

We should tell them to take it outside and leave it there, or take it up with the MPs for ruining our fun.

>>18072887

DOUBLE TANKERS

>>18072882
thats why we slap them both then give them a fucking lecture about the fucking war

>>18072866
hey, it isnt 500 posts 3 planefag, so i think shit might be working

>>18072869

>>18072887
oh god yes

>>18072890
I know. I sort of miss it.

>>18072882

>"It's my war and I'll kill if I want to, bitch," the man snarls. "Old news. Once we're done with the Martians, we'll settle up with you."
Because hear that?
I can only see that he's begging us for more soap

>>18072907
The IRC isn't a super sekrit club.

>>18072916

Shh! Don't go spoiling the Sekret Klub!

>>18072924
Mein Gott!

You look at the two downed pilots (hurr) and search your soul for the right approach to this thorny problem.

You shoot Caldwell in the groin again.

"FUCKAERFDFVBGDF" he gurgles, curling up around the impact. "SHITWHORE BASTARD OH FUCK!"

Before 'Wendeline' can react, you shoot her in the back and ass. She falls to the ground, gasping with pain. Soap Bullets do, indeed, fucking hurt when you're almost naked. God damned Witches and their skimpy outfits.

"It's like living in a fucking museum," you mutter. "Look, don't touch. But I have to! I HAVE TO TOUCH!"

".... are you okay?" the girl next to you asks cautiously.

"... sorry, nevermind."

You turn and limp towards the hangar, whistling idly.

"Aren't you going to-"

"Bogeys incapacitated, problem sovled, yaa-hoo."

"... but-"

You stop suddenly and round on the girl, staring at her with huge, intense eyes.

"Do you know what this is?" you ask her quietly.

".... no?"

"This is me... not giving a fuck," you say. "Exhibit A, me," you say, tapping your chest. "Exhibit B," you point at your empty palm, "a complete lack of fucks."

>TRIANGULATION TIEM! Let's see if we can talk Sanya into a ride-along (bow chicka wow wow)
>Triangulation tiem - on our own. We've wasted enough time, we need to get on this.
>Who is this chick, anyways? And what the hell is she doing here?
>Other?

>>18072916
I personally dislike IRC. It can be difficult for slow typists like me. But if I must...

>IRC
>i cant irc at work
my heart

>>18072937
Who is this chick?

>>18072937
I love being us

>>18072940
mibbit says you can.

>>18072937

Who is this chick

>>18072937
>Triangulation tiem - on our own. We've wasted enough time, we need to get on this.

>>18072937
>Who is this chick

>>18072937
A) Who is this chick?
B) Why is she just standing the fuck around instead of getting an MP to sort this out like she should have done from the beginning?

>>18072937
>"This is me... not giving a fuck," you say. "Exhibit A, me," you say, tapping your chest. "Exhibit B," you point at your empty palm, "a complete lack of fucks."

This is the most badass thing we have ever said. EVER

>>18072937
>"This is me... not giving a fuck," you say. "Exhibit A, me," you say, tapping your chest. "Exhibit B," you point at your empty palm, "a complete lack of fucks."

Ah, MC, back in prime form!

Let's try to TRIANGULATE without Sanya.

>>18072937
There's the pilot I remember.

Inquire as to who the girl is.

>>18072937
Who is this chick? We can triangulate later, Sanya's a night flier.

And so are we.

>>18072937
>Triangulation tiem - on our own. We've wasted enough time, we need to get on this.

Gnome Only Flight. Lets go get Sean and Ian. Describe how they are super-magic mid-air.

[x]triangulation, bring sanyah.

>>18072937
Pulling Sanya out of her basement fortress of solitude while the transmitter is still active would be somewhere between useless and dangerous.

DEPLOY THE GNOMES.

Triangulation time. Save the formal introductions for later.

>>18072937
Sanya tiem

>>18072940
>irc
>connect to any channel
>panic attack
>leave

why

>>18072937
>Triangulation tiem - on our own. We've wasted enough time, we need to get on this.

Do we have a camera? Take some pictures of whatever it is when we find it.

IDing this chick is counter to us not giving a fuck. I say we go grab Sanya, haul her more-than-likely-unconcious ass into our Widow, and then wake her when we're in the air.

>>18072937
Who the fuck is this bitch?

How quickly can we get her into a pair of pants?

>Other?
Get back to the soap war. recruit ninja-engineers

>>18072937

>"This is me... not giving a fuck," you say. "Exhibit A, me," you say, tapping your chest. "Exhibit B," you point at your empty palm, "a complete lack of fucks."
And I swear we did It Harrison Ford Style

>>18072937
>>TRIANGULATION TIEM! Let's see if we can talk Sanya into a ride-along (bow chicka wow wow)

Fun as always Planefag, but now I've got to go fill in for my friend on his pickup furpuck league. I look forward to reading the archives.

>>18072937
should have told them our name was Ian! or Sean, either would do.

anyway. who are you, where are you from, is your daddy rich like me

Triangulation flight, our crews only.

And tell the little bitch to find minna to take care of the damned problem

Are you niggers daft? How in the hell are you going to triangulate a signal with only one plane?

>>18072937
[x] Other
Tell her to go find MPs and/or command staff, while we go look for Mee ah foo gee for another shot of morp- SPARKLES. Sparkles, healing sparkles.

>>18072982
Agreed, no grabbing sanya until after we have the transmitter.

>>18072937

why don't we take this strange new person along with the crew for the triangulation ride?

Multitasking, ho!

>>18072991

Bad idea.

She's in the basement for a reason. If we want to use her, we should clear it through Minna for Sanya's sake.

>>18072937
Find out who she is first.

Then tell Minna.

Then get airborne.

>>18073004
By taking multiple readings from different positions.
Unless the origin is moving, we'll be just as accurate as two simultaneous readings.

Who is this chick, and why is it getting so crowded here?

(We need to coordinate with Minna before taking Sanya out of isolation--some form of portable protection may be needed to help her fight the control in between readings).

>>18072937
>pic related

>>18072975
Good point. I agree with this man.

>>18072937
Find out who she is. We need three points to TRIangulate, so...

>>18073004
The transmitter is likely stationary on the island. Just fly in a circle and grab a few points of data.

[x] OTHER

CONTIUNUE GUN BATTLE
Get sanya some soap missile launchers

GET BACK TO THE GUN BATTLE

>>18073004
Easily.

Fly out and take bearing to signal. Fly a ways in another direction, take another bearing.

If it's moving then we do it submarine style and take do Four Bearing Method.

>>18073026
We need three points to TRIangulate, so..

no, you only need two. the third point of the triangulator is the transmitter itself.

>>18073019
...And the aliens are incapable of producing a moving broadcasting station?

>>18072992
>a pilot is trying to get a woman into her pants

My God, we really are in Bizarro World!

>Gertrude inistevi

I don't know what an istevi is, but Captcha seems to think it can be improved by putting Gertrude in it. I'm inclined to agree.

>>18073041
Two points only give a circle of possible locations it's being broadcast from.

>"It's like living in a fucking museum," you mutter. "Look, don't touch. But I have to! I HAVE TO TOUCH!"

MY SIDES

>>18073041
Technically only two points are needed, the third is for accuracy reasons and it would be foolish to neglect it.

Find Minna
>"OPEN SEASON ON THE BOSS

it took days of sanya hearing that shit before she broke down and started killing people. if shes had time to clear her head a bit she should be good to help us with this.

going without her would be bad, i know /tg/ we'll be trying to smite the thing as soon as we know where it is, better have witch support at hand.

>>18073060

That's trilateration. When you know distance to the target and nothing else.

Bring Sanya along!

>>18073062
That's assuming the transmitter doesn't have any real height to it. The aliens are aliens, they could be broadcasting from space.

>>18073026
Two points.

Point three is the origin point of whatever is transmitting; we find its location by taking the two other points we get readings from and applying simple trigonometry to the associated distances.

>>18073060
>>18073062
we can make more than 1 circle. nice thing about flying is no penalties for going off road

>>18072937
Let's figure out who this chick is. Maybe she can help. She owes us, after all.

we should report this fight to minna.

After all, this strikes me as more than simple trolling

>>18073083
The thing is that aliums prefer to work in the range of our atmosphere.

>>18073100
We don't know that. THey seem fine with dropping shit from space when they want to.

>>18073081
We're assuming our radios themselves will determine direction.

find Minna among the soapy chaos that is the hanger

>>18073099

Agreed

"Broke up a fight between a witch and an extremely rude gentleman. I think they might have issues to discuss over a coffee or something like that."

260 posts in less than an hour.

>>18073099
This seems sensible. Agreed.

>>18073139
Fuck yeah SWQ

>>18072937
Who is this chick? Tell her to go get some MP's and Minna to sort out those two chucklefucks.

Then triangulation time without Sanya, it's about time we killed some more Martians.

>>18073083
We could probably figure out whether they're doing that by checking the signal for some sort of distortion related to having to enter the atmosphere. I'd assume that there is some difference in the frequency/amplitude/whatever between a signal originating in atmosphere and one originating in space from the perspective of an Earthside receiver.

>>18073139
Slow night.

>>18073147
Only the strength/clarity of the signal. That said, we still wouldn't know where it is, only how far away.

>>18073099
>>18073131
And if she still wants to put some soap rounds on us, then
>>18073063
>OPEN SEASON ON THE BOSS
and fly away to catch ourselves an alium transmitter.

>>18073152
I should be 600 by now. Agreed.
Someone go to /a/ and /k/ and advertize.

>>18073153
Directional antenna.

>>18073099
Very much agreed.
We can't go on our triangulation flight if we have to keep on stopping our allies from killing each other.

>>18073161
How about no? They've had no trouble finding the threads before.

>>18073162
Do we have a directional antenna? How fine is it?

Wait to triangulate until night-time, when our fighter isn't as likely to be swamped by faster and more manueverable alium daytime planes.

Ask the new chick who the hell she is, take her to Minna, and try and put together a flight to find and destroy the alium tech that's making Sanya shoot people.

If we're going on a triangulation flight, I'd like very much to have an escort and a plan, both of which we can make somebody else (i.e., Minna) do while we just fly and deal with the inevitable Martian headhunt for us.

>>18073176
very. and our gnome powers should make it the best goddamn radar in the air

>>18073161
NO

Advertising on /a/ will just bring in fuck tons of trolls. we learned that about a dozen threads ago

>>18073153
Odd. Why don't the earth's magnetic field and the change in density of the medium the signal is heading through alter a signal coming in from LEO or higher? I'm legitimately curious.

>>18073198
The P-61 has a directional antenna?

>>18073199
God that was horrible.

>>18073180
Do the Martians even have distinct night and day-time fighters?

I was under the impression that they used a single type of fighter for a given role (interceptor, escort, bomber) but didn't distinguish between night and day due to their superior radar and weird Martian thought patterns.

>>18073204

all antennae are directional when sean is at the station/

>>18073161
What about /m/?

>>18073198
Our gnome powers aren't a general EVERYTHING WE DO WITH MACHINES IS AWESOME, though. Ian is still a better shot than us.

>>18073221
I don't know how they feel about this sort of thing to be honest. best let them come to us

>>18073202
Why would it?

>>18073221
The "not /m/" crowd is highly persistent and vocal. Best to disregard that board.

>>18073202
It does, you just can't detect it from the ground.

>>18073234
You mean the two trolls?

>>18073231
Same reason that sound and light both distort when they hit a boundary between water and air.

>>18073253
Yes.

"Who the hell are you, anyways?"

"Major Miles, C Squadron, 4th Armored Brigade!" she says, snapping to attention, and for the first time you notice her slight British accent. You guess she was educated on the East Coast, in fact, given how non-British she sounds.

"Ah," you say. You introduce yourself properly, and even salute. "Now, is there anything I can help you with?"

She puts a hand on her hip and glares up at you. Quite a ways up; she's not very tall. "So now you get all polite."

"Well, I'm not under pressure now."

"And you know I outrank you, so you're backpedaling fast."

"Abso-fucking-lutely," you confirm.

She sighs and rubs her head, looking very, very miserable. "Thanks for putting those two down - if we had them murdering each other ten seconds after we arrived, I... I don't even.."

"Uh, Major..." you say uncertainly. "You have any idea how many more forces are being pulled from North Africa?"

She shrugs. "Not sure, but my whole Brigade came for the ride, at any rate."

"But the Suez...?"

She puts a finger to her lips. "Nobody's quite sure what's going on, but they're pulling forces piecemeal from all over the world. Lots of naval assets, too. Or so I've heard sailors say."

>>18073272

>MAJOR MILES

>>18073272
What, we gonna bumrush Gibraltar soon?

>>18073272
Well this is gonna be big.

>>18073272
I love you planefag

>>18073272
OH FUCK IT IS D-DAY

>>18073272
>MAJOR ASSAULT
Shit, with all these forces around we'll hardly get a chance for OH GOD MARTIANS EVERYWHERE

From the sounds of it, BALKAN BLITZ.

>>18073199

it was just one accelerator spammer. not even the real one. have some courage.

>>18073272

Interesting... I think I can work this new information in.

>>18073272
VE DAY FAST APPROACHES

>>18073272
We're invading the mainland, aren't we?

>>18073291
What, wasn't that obvious thread ago?

>>18073272
D-day scenario?
Are we storming mars?

>>18073272
I call dropping the atom bomb!

That was the plan to soften up the beaches for invading japan anyway.

browsing tg oh shit swq
i think i came a little

>>18073272
>armored brigade
>groundpounder

She may outrank us, but she's also not in our chain of command. Technically, we still don't have to give a fuck.

>>18073314

So we finally built avengers, but we don't have goddamn personal armor?

>>18073272
OH GOD YES.

When D-Day comes this is gonna turn into Saving Barkhorn's Sister, isn't it?

>>18073291
...
We're with the 501st off of Dover.

OF COURSE IT'S D-DAY.

>>18073313
It had been obvious ever since we had FUCKING ROMMEL AND PATTON in the same place together.

Can we see flamethrower wielding Tank witches?

>>18073328
>Cute girls doing cute things

What is this? My shot in the dark guess...Sora no Woto?

>>18073291

The air force/navy better not miss at Omaha this time. And the DD Shermans better make it ashore (...DD WITCHES).

...and we can't rely on Martian Hitler to act like an idiot and withhold the TRIPOD (panzer) DIVISIONS or whatever they have.

>>18073272
NEW OBJECTIVE: Introduce Miyafugi to Frederica Porsche.

What was the air-cover like on the german side of D-day anyways?

Did they even have any?

>>18073319
ah, but one must always be courteous to a lady that still hasnt bitched on you.

Once she begins bitching on us, NGAF filters are deployed in full

>>18073332

Well, at that point I wasn't sure If that is not a simple fanservice

>>18073335
So does she get off on the burning things, the vibrations of the tank when the flamethrower is running, or both?

>>18073346
>(...DD WITCHES)

groan

>>18073319
MC gets antsy when meeting people that outrank him in general. When he was being introduced to the Witches, he was all OH GOD I'M IN O-COUNTRY BUG OUT NOW

>>18073272
>"THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL"
>"AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN"
>"THROUGH THE MARTIAN LINES"

>>18073314

>Martian assault

OH FUCK ITS X-COM TIME.

CYDONIA OR BUST!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4i2zewRl9k

>>18073272
A witch that hasn't tried to murder or rape us yet? By all means, continue.

>>18073328
>Saving Private Barkhorn
>mfw

>>18073335
>>18073358
Pyromaniac tank witch...
I think I'm turned on.

>>18073352
Non-existent. There was one strafing run by a Bf-109. No Causalities. That's it.

Aww yeah, Miles!

American Witches. Where are they?

>>18073319

Wasn't the Air Force still part of the army at this point in time? I don't know how that would play into it.

>>18073385
Shirley is american

>>18073272
BTW does anyone remember what happened to Trudes sister after she got kidnapped by aliums or was that thrown under the rug?

>>18073361

This quest need more SABATON.

>>18073386
Yep, Army Air Corps

>>18073343
correct

>>18073397
rape

>>18073385
Who cares? Shirley is american, does it really matter what nationality they are?

>>18073361
PRIMO VICTORIA

>>18073385
Found one more.

>>18073361
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agWwSsCP6KI

RAKATAKA MOTHERFUCKER

>>18073361
>Primo Victoria!
http://youtu.be/IrJAwCBbnuc

Yeah, that's pretty appropriate.

>>18073397
Uh. She was kidnapped by Martians. That's all we know. And we don't even KNOW that, she's just GONE.

>>18073397
In the quest, or did that happen in the series as well? Here, we don't know. Last we heard, her bed was found empty in the rubble, indicating either kidnap or escape. We haven't heard anything else since.

>>18073359
fuck that load them on the gliders

>>18073419
strap them to our plane, gain additional turrets, paradrop them in

>>18073352

Barely any. Most of the time leading up to D-Day was the annihilation of the western Luftwaffe and cutting the railways to Germany. Between the active annihilation campaign, the loss of pilots over Britain, and the need to pull fighters back to Berlin or the eastern front basically left a handful of aircraft.

>>18073332

Fun Fact: Patton got to sit across the channel from Calais during D-Day to make the Germans think he was leading an invasion force over to that French city. In reality, he commanded a bunch of wooded tanks and empty tents. Depending on how good martian intelligence is, this all could be the most elaborate ruse ever.

>>18073418
Chris is alive and well in the anime.

>>18073431
Yeah, he pissed off someone fine, but tricked Hitler really, really damned well.

>>18073272

On the theory that she's a filthy groundpounder (and a short, cute, blonde ground-pounder to boot) and thus no competition for kills, class or prestige, you graciously deign to help her find Commander Minna and report the issue of the homicidal newcomers.

"Why don't their commanders work this out?" Minna says irritably, scraping at a wad of soap on her shirt as she talks.

"They're all in big-wig General-only staff meetings!" Miles all but wails.

"What's with the hate-boner between 'em, anyways?"

"Caldwell and Wendeline... well, they tangled during the War. Caldwell shot her down and a week later, he and her brother tangled and shot the hell out of each other."

"That's inexcusable," Minna says. "We've all flown alongside somebody we shot at. Things are too desperate for anything else."

"... Caldwell has a reputation," Miles says awkwardly.

"For what?"

"... shooting pilots under their parachutes," Miles says, scuffing the floor with a boot. "And he kind of strafed Wendeline and the soldiers who picked her up after she crash-landed."

Minna blinks. "Oh. We'd... better get security on those two. Did you detain them?"

You shrug. "In a manner of speaking."

So if Minna's sensing emotions thing canon? Can anyone elaborate on exactly how that works?

Look what I found!

Type 95 "ha-go" Tank witch

>>18073447
>You shrug. "In a manner of speaking."


BUENO

>>18073447
"Minna, what did you do?"

>>18073449

She's an empath. What more is there to tell?

She can pick up emotions like you were a neon sign glowing colors.

>>18073447
"I promise that they cleaned up their act before I was through."

>>18073447
We need to triangulate those signals BEFORE the big wigs decide to lauch D-Day.

>>18073379
What Heer soldiers had to say about aircraft identification in 1944:

If it's white, it's British; if it's grey, it's American; if it's not there, it's the Luftwaffe.

>>18073449

It's not. Planefag genius at work. He'll just leave us wondering as to the exact mechanics so he can torture us.

>>18073449
It's not canon.

>>18073472

Agreed, but I think we'll have time.

>>18073447
>"... shooting pilots under their parachutes,"
You gonna get soaped.

>>18073430

Shouldn't that be an activity relegated to the C-47's of the 82nd and 101st? Since, you know, their planes are actually built to hold lots of paratroopers or a jeep. Actually, how much does tank witch gear weigh? If it's as much as a normal tank then they ain't gettin' airborne that's for sure.

>>18073447
>shooting pilots under their parachutes

Do we have time to go back and shoot him in the dick some more?

>>18073335
damn cant find my image of the crocodile tank girl

>shooting pilots under their parachutes

Yeah, we bounce this motherfucker REPEATEDLY.


AND spread the word throughout the base.

AND make sure he NEVER. EVER. GETS. ANY. BOOZE.

>>18073475
>implying it isn't Minna double-blind reverse trolling MC with an ability she doesn't really have

>>18073398
Lets try that again with a video that should actually load..
In honour of rommel, that magnificent bastard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJZS4wZR8dM

>>18073447
>shooting pilots under their parachutes

Okay, yeah, we're taking him on a trip back to our old base, after we tell everyone there about this fucker.

Then we leave him there.

>>18073485
Come on, is that the best we can come up with? He needs to SUFFER.

>>18073504
>>18073504
>>18073504
>>18073504
>>18073504
>>18073504

>"... shooting pilots under their parachutes,

i dont think i like him.

>>18073507
see
>>18073497


especially
>he NEVER. EVER. GETS. ANY. BOOZE

>>18073500
That's just rid...
Fuck.

>>18073507
It seemed like as good an entree as any.

>>18073447
>... shooting pilots under their parachutes
Okay, that? That right there is not cool.
You punch out, you're out of the fight.
Shooting a helpless pilot like that really rubs me the wrong way.

>>18073469
The impression I got was that it's rather limited in scope, so there's a question of how fine-tuned it really is. Emotion could be a very precise statement of exactly what we're thinking, or just a very general sense of whether we're happy/sad/angry. That can make a big difference.

>>18073447

I feel we have done our duty and that we really should go do something other than detain pilots who we just shot moments ago. Perhaps a new round of Soap-Battle? Maybe go spread our zero-fucks attitude to Trude?

>>18073507
We get him flying a mahogany bomber somewhere in the Air Ministry.

Or get him permanently assigned as a tanker pilot.

M10

Next chance we get we shoot him in the groin again. Maybe with soap bullets.

>>18073500
Now there's a thought. Might be good to confirm that little story of hers with someone else before we act on it.

Right, this new guy? we play Russian roulette.

with 1 empty chamber 4 soap bullets, and one real bullet

>>18073514
Yeah, I mean, in the closet? You would have to be blind and deaf to not realize that MC is scared and horny as fuck. And that thing with the soap rounds? Minna was properly paranoid of MC's bouncing by then, it wasn't a big stretch to assume he would try pulling a stunt again. So she just lets a little thing slip, to eat away at MC later...

>>18073487
It's cool, found it myself

Also >>18073335
, pyromaniac witches turn me on now

>>18073526
Why would you give him a Mosquito? That's just stupid.

Can someone explain to me why shooting at a downed pilot is so bad? I mean, you're trying to kill the guy either way, and if he survives he's just gonna shoot your buddies down later.

>>18073501
Here's another, in honor of everybody in our unit from countries the aliums overran:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48fOkIhacz8

And one for all the pilots, period:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLo3-e3cZKQ&feature=related

>>18073500
>>18073534
>>18073514
>>18073549
This is probably worth following up on after we do the ELINT flight.

>>18073559
Downed pilot=wounded soldier

they literally cannot do SHIT to you, they are essentially non-combatants once they are out of their planes

>>18073559
I don't like you

>>18073559

go to the nearest military dive bar you can find and ask the pilots there about it. im sure their explanations will enlighten you.

>>18073559

>>18073559

shhh don't point out the fallacies

>>18073559
It's the pragmatic thing to do.

It's not the courteous thing, legal thing, respectful, or professional thing to do.

>>18073559
So you like killing helpless women and children too right shithead?