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STRIKE WITCHES: NOVICE SOAPER == MILITA planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/21/12(Tue)22:12 No.18048059

You raise the Walther and settle the muzzle on Eila. She's scanning for you, but you've taken up a perfect position. You settle the irons on center mass, hold your breath, and prepare to claim your kill.

And that's when Erica shoots you right in the fucking ass.

"FFFFFUCK!" you exclaim, causing Eila to whip around and start giggling like mad. You do a little wardance, clutching at your boxer-clad ass. "Oh, you bitch, you BITCH, couldn't aim for the fucking jacket, could you?"

Erica emerges from under the workbench she ambushed from you. "Man, you're right. I love this game!"

"I have never been defeated," you say loftily. "Have at you, lady!"

The setting sun's long rays are slanting down the runway and into the hangar, just in time to reveal the gleam of reddish light on a blued barrel. You dive, your wounded leg burning, and roll behind a Striker Unit stand as a wad of soap sings past behind you and splatters on steel.

"Nice try, shitbird," you huff.

"Almost got'cha," Sean's voice drifts from somewhere in the cavernous hangar.

"Hey, let's play in teams!" Erica proposes. "Me and you, and Eila and Sean. How about it?"

You shrug. "Why not. Soap Bullet team battle, let's do it."

>Seek extra intel!
>Clever Girl
>RUN'N'GUN
>other?

>>	Inquisitorial Librarian 02/21/12(Tue)22:14 No.18048100 >>18048059 [x] Other Bait and switch.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:15 No.18048105 File: 1329880511.jpg-(32 KB, 414x240, 1329720915079.jpg) >SOAP BATTLE YESSSSSSSS >CLEVER GIRL

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:15 No.18048109 >>18048059 >RUN'N'GUN

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:15 No.18048114 clever girl

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:15 No.18048117 >>18048059 >Drunk MC goes and goofs off This is exactly like my japanese animes.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:15 No.18048120 >>18048059 Set up that trap man. Clever girl.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:15 No.18048122 Clever girl. Wait, did we just get roped into a wet-nopants contest? Clever, clever girl.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/21/12(Tue)22:15 No.18048124 File: 1329880553.jpg-(52 KB, 450x450, small bombs.jpg) CLEVA GIRL

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:16 No.18048129 File: 1329880568.png-(335 KB, 512x634, 1327637497852.png) >>18048059 Not dodgeball, but I can deal. RUN'N'GUN

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:16 No.18048131 >>18048059 WAAAAAAAGH!

>>	alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/21/12(Tue)22:16 No.18048132 Well that was unexpected

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:16 No.18048134 Clever girl!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:16 No.18048136 File: 1329880588.jpg-(110 KB, 1408x1056, clever girl.jpg) clever girl....

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/21/12(Tue)22:16 No.18048140 File: 1329880595.jpg-(171 KB, 600x545, 1329273681919.jpg) so about that alt history document....

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:16 No.18048141 >>18048059 Seek extra intel! We must find their positions!

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)22:17 No.18048150 CLEVER GIRL knawing on my face meats and such

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:17 No.18048151 >>18048059 Run into Aussie Mechanic. >Clever Girl

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:17 No.18048158 >>18048117 Sounds like we've sobered up a little. I now support the [x]bait and switch Then we should look for Minna now that we're calmer and more sober.

>>	Will 02/21/12(Tue)22:17 No.18048159 A chance to have the most pilot-like witch on our team? Engage team deathmatch!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:17 No.18048160 >>18048059 Cleaver girl!!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:17 No.18048161 File: 1329880658.jpg-(172 KB, 587x800, 1329382752862.jpg) Find Minna, shoot her in the face, run like madmen

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:17 No.18048162 SEEK INTEL! FOR THE BOOZE! WE SHALL NOT FALTER

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:17 No.18048163 File: 1329880660.jpg-(41 KB, 388x295, muldoon.jpg) >>18048059 >Clever Girl

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:17 No.18048164 >>18048140 planefag is secretly Gabe Newell. Document arrives right after Episode 3.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:17 No.18048165 >>18048059 >Clever Girl

>>	Iron Lung 02/21/12(Tue)22:17 No.18048169 >RUN'N'GUN Time to get our Jink on, move and shoot!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:17 No.18048174 >>18048059 [x] Clever Girl.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:18 No.18048177 >Erica in our team >Hartmann never lost a wingman Gentlemen, finally something good is happening to us.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:18 No.18048180 >>18048059 >RUN'N'GUN

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:18 No.18048183 >>18048059 >Shooting at Eila Well this is a waste of time for all involved.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:18 No.18048187 >leg injury Well, we're not runnin'. We should begin by laying our firepower into Eila. Sean is a chump, we can deal with him. Eila, on the other hand, is probably good at this and needs to go down pronto.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:18 No.18048189 >>18048059 >Clever Girl >Seek extra intel! while Erica positions for Clever Girl >Other: sneak into plane, load soap shell into turret, FIRE IN THE HOLE In that order.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/21/12(Tue)22:18 No.18048191 >>18048059 >RUN'N'GUN

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:18 No.18048195 >>18048109 >>18048129 >>18048169 Fucked leg, remember? Can't jink as much as we would like.

>>	Starshadow 02/21/12(Tue)22:18 No.18048198 >FLIP SIX THREE HOLE!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:19 No.18048204 >walther Okay, maybe I missed it, but when did we get that?

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/21/12(Tue)22:19 No.18048209 File: 1329880748.jpg-(77 KB, 600x849, 95c883c2dad8ba1d94f0199cc81e71(...).jpg) >>18048164 then my quest is like, half life 3 if his document is ep3

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:19 No.18048214 I have literally zero fucking idea what's going on. I liked this better when we were having non retarded shit happen.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/21/12(Tue)22:19 No.18048216 >>18048183 Way to read the post

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:20 No.18048226 >>18048214 Think airsoft, we're just using real guns and soap bullets instead.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:20 No.18048227 >>18048214 MC decided to play SOAP BULLET to clear the sads away. For fuck's sake, this is not hard.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:20 No.18048228 >>18048204 WIZARD

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:20 No.18048231 >>18048209 Can you really say "my quest" like that if you haven't actually done anything yet?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:20 No.18048236 >>18048209 Worth the weight?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:20 No.18048237 >>18048214 We got drunk, and decided to get into the period-equivilant of nerf. Makes perfect sense.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:20 No.18048239 >>18048214 >a quest about pantsless magic lolis flying leg-planes and shooting aliums >better when we were having non retarded shit happen

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:20 No.18048246 "hey, you were shoting at my commander whats that all aboyt?" "wanna play soapguns?" "sure, whatever" fucking itches

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:20 No.18048247 >>18048216 Not sure what you are >implying here, she can dodge bullets without even seeing them coming, soap or not.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:21 No.18048253 File: 1329880870.gif-(1.17 MB, 400x225, luckydodge.gif) >clever girl >actually ambush of the ambush >awesome

>>	Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)22:21 No.18048263 >Clever Girl Seek revenge! Also, I'm fucking homeee!

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/21/12(Tue)22:21 No.18048265 >>18048214 Soap Bullet. Pull the lead bullet out of a cartridge, pour out half or 3/4ths of the gunpowder (if you're a pussy,) dig it into a bar of soap. Home-made wax bullet. This is the kind of shit you used to get away with during wartime.

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/21/12(Tue)22:22 No.18048270 File: 1329880941.jpg-(62 KB, 820x1080, 1329160922972.jpg) >>18048231 I can pretend! ( i have some work done, it would just be a lot easier if i had some more background to work with)

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:22 No.18048278 >>18048265 Finally a worthwhile application for .380 handguns in wartime!

>>	Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)22:22 No.18048279 >>18048265 This sounds highly dangerous and awesome. I desire to try it.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/21/12(Tue)22:23 No.18048284 >>18048247 My apologies I misinterpreted what you said as implying that you had only read the first line of the post and had thus assumed we were firing at eila with live ammo.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)22:23 No.18048288 >>18048265 Wow.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:24 No.18048293 File: 1329881044.jpg-(208 KB, 534x800, meanwhile, in WoT.jpg) >replace P-61 ammo with soap bullets

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:24 No.18048297 >>18048265 Also, you'd better not have us shoot Minna with a soap bullet if she happens to amble into our field of fire. More trauma isn't necessary. I SEE YOUR MIND.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:24 No.18048300 >Clever Girl

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:24 No.18048301 >>18048265 Fucking awesome.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:24 No.18048302 >>18048265 JAWSOME. >Wights are

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:24 No.18048308 >>18048293 We will clean the aliums.

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/21/12(Tue)22:25 No.18048317 >>18048059 Lets soap up Erica's ass.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:25 No.18048320 File: 1329881141.jpg-(964 KB, 2048x1536, 1324002617233.jpg) >>18048265 Oh man another stupid thing to add to my list of dumb shit to do for /k/ when I go home at the end of the semester.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:25 No.18048322 >>18048297 FUCK YOU THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.

Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:25 No.18048323

>Shooting at each other with training rounds
>Gets misinterpreted
>Minna wheels into the middle of it, screaming in a blind panic, followed by MPs
>Tarot would have been better--and probably would have given us the first real hint of solid information that we've had in 2 weeks

>>	Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)22:25 No.18048325 >>18048247 That'd be cheating!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:25 No.18048326 >>18048308 CLEANSE THE XENO SCUM.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/21/12(Tue)22:26 No.18048332 >>18048265 As awesome as this is, minna or sakamoto are going to stumble upon this and wildly misinterpret the situation...

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:26 No.18048335 >>18048308 And that, son, is how the brave fighters of the 501st discovered that the aliens were fatally allergic to common soap!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:26 No.18048339 >>18048323 ... what this guy said: >>18048322

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:26 No.18048341 >>18048297 Honestly, dragging the entire base into a giant soapgun match would probably help get morale back up after all the shit that's happened over the past week.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:26 No.18048344 >>18048323 >>18048332 >implying Erica won't take the chance to bean Sakabroto and/or Minna in the panties

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:27 No.18048349 >>18048335 It's like some sort of retarded reverse War of the Worlds.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:27 No.18048351 File: 1329881231.jpg-(50 KB, 428x322, 1320978580126.jpg) >>18048323 >>18048161 >>18048293 So many stupid things could go wrong...

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:27 No.18048353 >>18048320 >load shotgun shell with semen >MONEY SHOT

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:27 No.18048355 >>18048322 FUCK YOU IT WOULDN'T

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/21/12(Tue)22:27 No.18048358 File: 1329881245.jpg-(172 KB, 2400x1500, 1329624928824.jpg) >>18048320 Are you the guy who likes to experiment with shotgun loads on /k/? I love those threads!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:27 No.18048361 >>18048335 The aliens and their ships are in fact composted of dirt, grime and germs.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:27 No.18048362 >>18048317 Save it for your quest. She is our teammate on this one.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)22:27 No.18048367 The martians are watching from space in total confusion.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:28 No.18048370 File: 1329881283.jpg-(281 KB, 762x709, 1329199606913.jpg) >>18048341 oh god... OH GOD THIS COULD BE AWESOME

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:28 No.18048375 Eila has spider sense Erica is just that good, even when drunk We are improperly drunk I can't see this getting us anywhere better or anywhere at all.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:28 No.18048378 >>18048355 >>18048351 >>18048332 That's kind of the point here

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:28 No.18048383 >>18048375 It gets us laughing and we really could use that right now.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:28 No.18048386 >>18048358 There are several guys that do. I am not one of them but I have an old 10 gauge and IDEAS. Just need to get home.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:29 No.18048389 >>18048332 Now someone's thinking like a animu writer.

>>	Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)22:29 No.18048392 File: 1329881348.jpg-(59 KB, 530x461, 1297669926417.jpg) >>18048358 I have to visit /k/ more often...

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:29 No.18048399 >>18048335 >>18048349 Birdy the Mighty had a shape-changing alien that was defeated through the application of dishwasher detergent. It's more likely than you think.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:29 No.18048401 Fire zucchini rounds at Luccini.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:29 No.18048402 I'm beginning to see an odd crossroads of 4chan users here. We've somehow managed to attract people from /a/, /tg/ and /k/ into one thread. I approve and welcome our /a/ and /k/ brethren.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:29 No.18048403 >>18048367 "What's going on down there?" "Postpone the invasion! They're fighting amongst themselves!"

>>	Starshadow 02/21/12(Tue)22:29 No.18048405 You guys do realize Ian is due to get some payback and has killer aim.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:29 No.18048406 >>18048378 This is a situation where misunderstanding get us shot.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:29 No.18048407 File: 1329881396.jpg-(89 KB, 699x647, 1325936055993.jpg) MISUNDERSTANDINGS, HO!

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)22:30 No.18048411 >>18048402 Shit, nigga, they crosspost all the time.

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/21/12(Tue)22:30 No.18048413 File: 1329881408.jpg-(819 KB, 1600x1304, 1328672762344.jpg) >>18048389 Its just like one of my Japanese animes~

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:30 No.18048418 >>18048389 Or a tokusatsu writer. >SWQ as written by a certain Inoue fellow >MISUNDERSTANDINGS and falling into water Oh, PF, I am ON to you.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:30 No.18048420 >>18048401 and yell something about her mediterranean diet?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:30 No.18048423 I think my favorite part of this on reflection is that we're fucking up Minna's Walther to do it.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:30 No.18048424 >>18048402 too many waifufags from /a/. They're just encouraging all the white knight bastard we already have

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:30 No.18048428 Minna yells at us Zucchini shows up, soap bullets Minna Trude soap bulletts Trude Miyafuji gets in her striker unit and buzzes the base

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:31 No.18048432 >>18048332 Sakamoto and Minna walk by and spot Eila and Sean taking cover. "THEY'VE GONE INSANE! THEY'RE SHOOTING UP THE WHOLE BASE. HERE, TAKE OUR GUNS." And then the real fun begins.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:31 No.18048439 File: 1329881490.gif-(1.9 MB, 450x301, 1327032624026.gif) >>18048428

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:31 No.18048441 >>18048402 >/a/ and /k/ strike witches man, whaddyagonnado. and the thread is actually on /tg/ so you're here too. thanks for the hospitality by the way. do you have coasters or should we just sit our drinks anywhere?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:31 No.18048442 >>18048424 Their sulky tears about the treatment of Minna stir the fires of my heart.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:31 No.18048445 >>18048428 >Trude soap bulletts Trude Daaaaaaamn

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:31 No.18048452 >>18048406 >implying that wouldn't be funny Besides, given how much other abuse we've taken, getting shot doesn't seem like too big of a problem.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:32 No.18048455 >>18048406 In the real world? Yea. Think about it this way though... We're more likely to come across sakamoto yelling at one of the witches for playing with guns than getting shot.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:32 No.18048461 >thread over 100 posts >only 1 is an update from Planefag

>>	Starshadow 02/21/12(Tue)22:32 No.18048463 File: 1329881544.jpg-(43 KB, 404x380, 1317618753970.jpg) >In b4 Rommel ambushing Dave with 9mm frozen kielbasa bullets.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:32 No.18048467 >>18048432 I don't think they're that stupid.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)22:32 No.18048473 >>18048441 >Mentioning coasters >on /tg/

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:33 No.18048479 >>18048463 Don't joke about meat bullets... They kill you know.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:33 No.18048480 File: 1329881589.jpg-(74 KB, 377x449, 1324297503583.jpg) >>18048428 >Trude soap bulletts Trude >the lisbou Did you misspell something, Captcha?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:33 No.18048488 >>18048463 Only to be challenged to a duel by Patton. Dem revolvers, man.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:33 No.18048491 File: 1329881625.jpg-(11 KB, 450x253, orange shit.jpg) >>18048473 pass the rulebook bro

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:33 No.18048495 >>18048463 >frozen kielbasa bullets. I don't even know what that would do. All I can think of is the "men, thaw your chickens" boondoggle.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/21/12(Tue)22:33 No.18048497 >>18048389 Clearly I should take this up as a profession, physics be damned!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:34 No.18048503 >>18048461 Seeing how it adds /a/ to the /tg/-/k/ continuum, this is already double the pace of Maid.

>>	Starshadow 02/21/12(Tue)22:34 No.18048511 File: 1329881677.jpg-(68 KB, 700x536, 1307757486285.jpg) >Don't joke about meat bullets... They kill you know. >Implying Rommel gives a fuck

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:34 No.18048512 File: 1329881680.jpg-(759 KB, 1417x877, 1329177192499.jpg) >Run up to Minna with soap .45 >Put gun to head, pull trigger >watch as Minna loses her shit Don't actually do this, please.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:34 No.18048513 There's some /m/ here too, but don't tell the mainland about that.

>>	Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)22:35 No.18048517 File: 1329881701.jpg-(207 KB, 1200x1679, 1327109820796.jpg) >>18048488 Tanks constructed out of fridges. Some sort of crazy potato/soap guns for turrets.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:35 No.18048524 >>18048512 Oh come on, it'd lighten the mood

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:35 No.18048525 >>18048512 Do it.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:35 No.18048527 >>18048491 I will end you and all you love

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:35 No.18048528 >>18048512 What the fuck is this? Is cypher going up against my little pony?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:35 No.18048534 >>18048503 I believe there a few /m/echas here as well.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:36 No.18048537 File: 1329881760.gif-(2.14 MB, 302x220, SCIENCE!.gif) >>18048488 >YFW Patton loads a full sausage link into each cartridge.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:36 No.18048542 >>18048528 Solo Wing Pixy, to be specific.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:36 No.18048543 >>18048525 >>18048525 No, Don't

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:36 No.18048546 >>18048432 IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE TAKE THIS And then the "this" is a sword made out of soap.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:36 No.18048555 File: 1329881816.jpg-(78 KB, 600x480, 1326004454550.jpg) >>18048441 Always use the damn coasters!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:36 No.18048556 >>18048543 >>18048525 >>18048524 Yes, do.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:37 No.18048564 >Inb4 Planefag used a possessive noun before Engines

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:37 No.18048566 >>18048556 You wanna do anything? tag her in the butt with one. Nothing says "I'm over it" than sexual assault at twenty meters.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:37 No.18048568 >>18048512 /k/ here. You're a retard. At that range, you could easily kill yourself. Even with a light powder load.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:37 No.18048569 >>18048512 If we can get that close, do this.

Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:38 No.18048576

>>18048402
/tg/ is the everyboard

We get full on discussions of weapons with feedback from /k/ all the time

setting development from /co/ and /a/ for games run in universe for their favorite seires.

Proper snacks for game night threads which sometimes snags us a visit from ck.

So on and so forth.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:38 No.18048578 >>18048524 >>18048525 >>18048556 No we'd just die. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon-Erik_Hexum

>>	Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)22:38 No.18048581 File: 1329881933.png-(520 KB, 513x647, 1329442758405.png) >>18048564 goddammit You're gonna jinx us!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:39 No.18048583 >>18048568 A lot of things could have killed us throughout this quest

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:39 No.18048585 >>18048578 >>18048568 THIS, you idiots. We don't want to kill her.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/21/12(Tue)22:39 No.18048590 File: 1329881986.jpg-(158 KB, 750x640, not even my father hit me.jpg) >shooting fucked with bullets against a flat surface holy shit can we be less retarded there's a fine line between trolling and having fun / being absolutely retarded

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/21/12(Tue)22:39 No.18048591
File: 1329881989.jpg-(76 KB, 765x765, 0ad04ee6a96b08fcddc75d58a3f9d0(...).jpg)

The fight begins, and your teams melt into the clutter of the massive hangar. Erica tugs you behind a Striker Unit stand.

"Eila has a foresight ability," she tells you. "She's never had to use a shield in combat, for instance. She'll be almost impossible to hit."

You snort. "Most pilots are killed by somebody they never even see."

Erica nods. "Exactly. I'll go left, you go right, and we'll catch them in a cross-fire?"

Erica grins and gives you a thumbs-up. With your dinky little .32 pistols in hand, you go a-hunting. Creeping through the mazes of workshops and workbenches and heavy rolling toolboxes, you stealthy drag your wounded leg along, peeking around corners as cautiously as possible. From one side, you hear a shout, and a few shots.

"Missed me!" Eila says gleefully, then another brief exchange of soap.

As you creep through the hangar, you happen upon the 'tech you've unofficially named Aussie Lassitude. He's idly tinkering with a Striker unit on a bench, securing the exterior panels.

An idea hits you.

"Hey," you whisper. "Trade you clothes for a pack of Lucky's."

He winks at you, and nods at a box of .32 ammo and a mutilated bar of soap sitting next to him on the bench. "How about you cut me into the next round?"

You grin. "Eeeexcellent."

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:40 No.18048596 >>18048585 Wait, we don't? I thought we saved her all those times because it would be wrong for somebody else to kill her.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:40 No.18048599 >>18048583 Yes, but we avoided those with MAGIC and SKILL. This would just be retarded.

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/21/12(Tue)22:40 No.18048604 File: 1329882032.jpg-(201 KB, 800x468, DSCN8944.jpg) /toy/ representin. Let's have a giant soap bullet shoot out with everyone. Sanya gets the soap missile launcher.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:41 No.18048617 >>18048591 NEW CHALLENGER

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:41 No.18048619 >>18048596 Just get out. We've had enough of that shit already.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:41 No.18048629 File: 1329882111.gif-(475 KB, 270x203, You're awesome.gif) >>18048591

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:42 No.18048635 File: 1329882148.jpg-(121 KB, 1024x768, 1290319526442.jpg) >>18048604 As long as we get a soap... one of these.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:42 No.18048637 >>18048591 >random Minna butt Is there supposed to be more to this picture?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:42 No.18048638 >>18048635 TACTICOOL

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:43 No.18048641 >>18048585 Are you sure? I'm with >>18048596 on this one. >>18048619 no u

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:43 No.18048651 >>18048591 >How about you cut me into the next round? This man, while only being enlisted scum, has earned his booze from us.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:43 No.18048652 Paintball? PAINTBALL? Back in my day we fired at each other with real bullets made from soap and we liked it!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:43 No.18048654 >>18048637 >Minna butt It doesn't need anything else.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:44 No.18048665 >>18048641 No, we are not murdering our Commanding Officer. Deal with it.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:44 No.18048670 File: 1329882280.jpg-(69 KB, 587x774, 1313290440387.jpg) Tag Minna on her butt

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:44 No.18048673 >>18048591 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFjqlx8eSfQ&feature=player_embedded#! This song is now absolutely perfect.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:44 No.18048676 File: 1329882296.gif-(581 KB, 200x148, 1325191259189.gif) >>18048591 >Aussie Lassitude

>>	Inquisitorial Librarian 02/21/12(Tue)22:44 No.18048677 >>18048635 What on earth...

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:45 No.18048682 >>18048665 Not even a little?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:45 No.18048685 >>18048591 NEW CHALLENGER >>18048665 I think the deal was to point the gun at our head to freak her out? Not that it's any less stupid, but.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:45 No.18048687 >>18048670 >Minna >cat ears >cat tail Pig disgusting. Get that crap out of here.

>>	Starshadow 02/21/12(Tue)22:46 No.18048698 File: 1329882381.jpg-(50 KB, 500x666, 1317619542140.jpg) This can only end with Paddy sapping someone with a soap on a rope.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:46 No.18048703 >>18048687 FAIL.

>>	NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/21/12(Tue)22:46 No.18048705 so, my weekend. my car wrecked. I somehow did not die. I passed a test. Literally, thank you planefag, because honestly, I was thinking I was going to die and I made it without any injuries. THIS TRULY IS THE POWER OF MACHINE SENSE!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:46 No.18048706 >>18048635 I lost my shit at the pizza cutter.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:46 No.18048707 >>18048677 Dont touch it! it's obviously some sorta alium weaponry

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:47 No.18048717 So how loud are these 1/4th powder soup rounds? I'm guessing other people aren't going to confuse the noise with real gunfire?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:47 No.18048718 File: 1329882436.png-(134 KB, 1454x775, 1298257544200.png) >>18048677 I'll just leave this here...

Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:47 No.18048723

>>18048685

Seriously... She's been shot by one of her subordinates, shot at by one of her subordinates...

Do we need to spell out "Gun joke bad?"

On the other hand, tagging her may switch her from "I'm a horrible person" mode into "I'm gonna catch that pilot and feed him his scarf" mode.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:47 No.18048724 >>18048703 >fail What? She's a wolf familiar, mate.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:48 No.18048728 >>18048687 I'm pretty sure those are wolf features.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/21/12(Tue)22:48 No.18048730
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>>18048591

Just for shits and giggles, you decide to cut Aussie Lassitude into THIS round, wearing your jacket, flight helmet and goggles (soap bullets are all fun and good, but nobody is keen on losing an eye, or a life.) You don his brimmed cap, shirt and pants, tug the cap low over your eyes, and finish the job of replacing the panels on the Striker, taking your sweet time as you do so.

From somewhere nearby you detect motion. Being careful to watch from the corner of your eye, you see an upside-down trashcan lift from the ground, advance a few feet, and set down again, gently enough that the galvanized metal makes no sound against the concrete floor.

Suddenly, the trash can is flung free and Sean pops out, firing at something a bit behind you. Erica cries out and you hear her crash underneath a workbench. Sean dives for his trash can, flailing his way into the toppled container before industriously rolling away from Erica.

"Cheater!" Erica shouts.

"Improvising!" Sean retorts.

"I like that idea," Erica grumbles, seizing the closest instrument of mayhem, a bristle-broom. She runs down Sean's trashcan and kicks it to keep it rolling, then starts whaling on it with the broom.

"EGAD" Sean bellows. "WHYSOLOUDOSHEET"

You keep studious focus on the Striker, trying not to laugh like a maniac. From the corner of your eye, you see a flash of moving panties.

EILA.

You'll only get one shot.

>Risk detection, wait for better shot?
>FASTDRAW

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:48 No.18048732 >>18048717 >soup soap I need a drink so I can type better.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:49 No.18048748 so is the english release of strike witches 2 still scheduled for march?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:49 No.18048749 >>18048730 FASTDRAW. IN THIS TOWN, I AM THE LAW.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:49 No.18048751 >>18048730 QUICKDRAW

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:49 No.18048753 >>18048730 Shoot I know where this is going, but shoot anyways.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)22:49 No.18048760 >>18048730 >>18048730 She'll see us now. We have to wait.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:49 No.18048761 >>18048670 Nah, I think pulling a gun on her again would be a mistake.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:49 No.18048762 >>18048730 ACTIVATE DEAD-EYE.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:49 No.18048765 >>18048730 SNAPSHOT. Trust the gnome sense.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:49 No.18048767 >>18048730 QUICK DRAW SOAP OR GLORY

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:49 No.18048771 >>18048730 >Risk detection, wait for better shot It's Minna, dumbass

>>	Writefag 02/21/12(Tue)22:50 No.18048780 >>18048730 WE HAVE ONE SHOT. WAIT UNTIL WE SEE THE WHITES OF HER EYES.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:50 No.18048781 >>18048730 AIM FOR THE ASS

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:50 No.18048783 >>18048730 [x] QUICKDRAW MCGRAW In before it's not Eila.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:50 No.18048784 >>18048730 We're a pilot, goddamnit. WHEN YOU'VE GOT THE DEFLECTION YOU TAKE THE SHOT.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:50 No.18048785 >>18048730 >FASTDRAW BOUNCE DAT WITCH!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:50 No.18048786 >>18048730 >inb4 its minna FASTDRAW

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:50 No.18048787 >>18048730 QUICKDRAW

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:50 No.18048788 >>18048749 Don't do it man. Her clothes are blue

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:50 No.18048790 >>18048730 >From the corner of your eye, you see a flash of moving panties. Thank god we can tell that's definitely Eila since she's the only person on this base without pants. Fire now before ascertaining who we're actually firing on!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:50 No.18048792 >>18048718 >Fully Adjustable Stock for many positions (sexual or not) MY SIDES

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:50 No.18048793 >>18048730 Hold. We shoot and miss we compromise our position.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:50 No.18048794 >>18048771 THEN IT'S MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:51 No.18048796 File: 1329882660.jpg-(78 KB, 513x647, 1329373866597.jpg) >>18048730 I want to say wait for better shot, but with this pilot there IS only one choice. FASTDRAW, LETS DO THIS

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/21/12(Tue)22:51 No.18048797 File: 1329882670.jpg-(338 KB, 1024x972, tacticool reisen.jpg) >>18048718 >racial minorities WELL I'M SOLD

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:51 No.18048799 >>18048780 >THE WHITES OF HER PANTIES

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:51 No.18048802 File: 1329882688.jpg-(43 KB, 614x311, PFC._Robert_Leckie_with_a_45.jpg) >>18048730 But Eila wears pantyhose... IT'S MINNA. FAST DRAW ANYWAY

>>	Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)22:51 No.18048803 File: 1329882692.png-(180 KB, 400x620, 1300689649137.png) >>18048730 QUICKDRAW IT IS THE ONLY WAY USE THE MACHINE POWERS!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:51 No.18048804 >>18048730 We may not be the fastest draw in the west, but we in the east now, fast draw!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:51 No.18048808 >>18048749 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvJiYrRcfQo

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:51 No.18048814 >>18048771 Exactly. What she needs now is a MC with a shit faced grin doing extremely unprofessional things. On a higher level, we're pointing out that we're bigger than sulking, even when we don't get our due.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:52 No.18048819 >>18048730 WE DON'T HAVE A SHOT REPEAT, WE DON'T HAVE A SHOT HOLD OFF

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:52 No.18048823 Shooting now is a mistake. Likely a big one.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:53 No.18048831 >>18048802 That is the plan all along >Shoot at NotEila >Eila is distracted >Aussie moves in for the kill

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:53 No.18048835 >>18048823 >implying anything we do isn't a giant mistake >implying pilots are capable of making mistakes regardless of the "facts"

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:53 No.18048836 File: 1329882792.jpg-(45 KB, 350x590, Techpriest2.jpg) MACHINE SPIRITS STEADY MY HAND AND GUIDE MY SOAP THAT IT MIGHT SMITE THE PANTIES OF MY FOE snapshot.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:53 No.18048838 File: 1329882795.gif-(302 KB, 294x266, guitar.gif) dramatic music for the quick draw competition >we love ennio morricone

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:53 No.18048846 rolled 7 = 7 dramatic music for the quick draw competition >we love ennio morricone roll for speed!

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/21/12(Tue)22:53 No.18048847 File: 1329882831.jpg-(242 KB, 600x798, 85983c32545172a83949183a37a3be(...).jpg) >yfw elia doesn't wear panties

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:54 No.18048851 >Risk detection, wait for better shot?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:54 No.18048855 >>18048730 Are those actually Eila's panties? Shooting somebody else in the cunt by accident would be a very bad thing. If yes, then FASTDRAW; even thinking about it too long risks her precog bullshit kicking in. If no, then STAY ON TARGET, Red 5.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:54 No.18048858 >>18048846 dammit 4chan you said you'd failed the first time

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:54 No.18048860 >>18048847 She freeballs?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:54 No.18048861 File: 1329882895.jpg-(28 KB, 600x337, BlueDeath.jpg) >>18048749 Dude. Don't do it man What they say is true, Death DOES wear blue. She can't fall

>>	Inquisitorial Librarian 02/21/12(Tue)22:54 No.18048862 >>18048730 Prepare to fire, foward shields to maximum, brace for HUE!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:55 No.18048870 >>18048855 She wears pantyhose, yes. LIKE WE GIVE A FUCK

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:56 No.18048880 >>18048730 Wait for a better shot! And while the fun and games may be doing our pilot's spirits some good, he needs to suck it up and take it like a man, and get back into the air and kill some more Martians. Fuck, we need Patton to slap MC's shit.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:56 No.18048887 File: 1329882976.gif-(2.89 MB, 220x124, OPERATAN.gif) >PULL...THE TRIGGER! Operatan

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:56 No.18048891 Shooting Minna is a mistake. It's obvious that pf wants us to do something stupid. I would prefer that we deny him this.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:56 No.18048898 >>18048730 WE ARE COWBOY BARBARIAN! SLAP LEATHER, TEX!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:56 No.18048899 >>18048730 Hold fire We need to confirm the target and get a clear shot.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:57 No.18048906 >>18048891 It might be Zucchini for all that we know.

>>	Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)22:57 No.18048915 >>18048891 And something worse will happen. You cannot ever deny a GM/writefag with an unquenchable thirst for tears, only hold them off.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:57 No.18048916 >>18048891 Have you ever wondered if the "stupid" choice isn't the right one? You know... The whole "Standing in the front yard with a boombox at 3 in the morning" thing?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:57 No.18048918 >>18048880 >Fuck, we need Patton to slap MC's shit. Fuck Patton, he would've slapped Sanya's shit given half the chance.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:58 No.18048932 >>18048730 Any ol' ground-pounder can fire off a quick shot like the boy he is. Confirm our target, and then pull the trigger. Besides, if it is her, it'll still suprise the FUCK out of her when a mechanic suddenly turns and shoots her.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:58 No.18048933 CHECK FIRE!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:59 No.18048937 >>18048891 He wants us to act stupid. And Planefag knows how to make /tg/ act stupid. So we will be stupid.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:59 No.18048943 >>18048906 Or consider this. It might be Miyafuji. ABORT THE SHOT. STAND DOWN GHOST RIDER.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:59 No.18048948 Risk detection, wait for better shot.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:00 No.18048950 Anybody we shoot can be dragged into the game. There is no way this can go wrong.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:00 No.18048951 >>18048943 >Shoot Miyafuji with a soap bullet >Watch her jump twelve feet into the air You really aren't helping your case.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:00 No.18048956 >>18048932 I have a theory that her precognition works for things she knows about - thus, no matter how long we wait she'll know it's us in the mechanic's uniform. But she'll never expect the actual mechanic wearing our shit to shoot her.

Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:00 No.18048959

>>18048861
My Widow slows
I'm not scared anymore
I see the faces of the witches that I bounced on before

My Widow slows
I'm not scared anymore
This is the moment that we were born a gnome for

My Widow slows
What they said is a lie
The pants are blurred, and the planelegs scream dumb as we fly

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:01 No.18048961 Confirm Target, wait for more opportune moment.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:01 No.18048962 >>18048918 Maybe he would have, maybe not. Seeing as she's a 14-year old girl. But MC? He's 20. And a man. And a man, a PILOT, should suck it up and deal with it, and get back to killing Martians.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:01 No.18048968 File: 1329883298.jpg-(114 KB, 900x1271, 1248120589848.jpg) >>18048943 >shoot Miyafuji >she puts on her game face We are slowly molding her into a miniature, more pantsless version of ourselves.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/21/12(Tue)23:02 No.18048975
File: 1329883343.jpg-(58 KB, 669x621, cf1ab7b49eda96d4f75c08b257c34f(...).jpg)

You wait for a few seconds as the Panties at the edge of your vision come equal with the table, not ten feet away. In one blinding motion, you spin, pivoting on your bad leg, bring the Walther up, and put two rounds right into Shirley's lovely rump.

wait

"YEEEEOOOUUGH," she howls, and you waste no time in flipping over the table, Striker Unit and all, before fleeing at a moderate lurch. Oh shit oh fuck oh doom on you. Behind you, you hear Shirley vault the toppled workbench with ease, but you're already out of immediate sight, lurking behind a Striker stand.

You pant with relief - and then your breath freezes in your throat. Soft footsteps are approaching... stealthily. Padding around the Striker Stand.

FUCK. You softshoe behind the extensive weapons rack (it looks like Trude's Striker Stand,) trying to lurk unnoticed between the racked rows of MG-42s and other various implements of death and mayhem. As you look about, you suddenly realize one of the guns isn't vertical, and it's a bit shiny for a blued machine gun.

You slowly turn to see Eila peering between the racked guns from a few feet away, her little Walther aimed at your ass.

"... clever girl," you mutter. Eila grins wickedly, tightens her finger on the trigger, and promptly vanishes behind the rack.

"GOTCHA, BITCH," Shirely roars in outrage, and you hear Eila's squeak of terror.

Boy, she didn't see THAT coming, did she?

>next move?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:02 No.18048980 >>18048943 >>18048951 >>18048968 >Shoot Miyafuji >Get Striker >Bounces us

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:02 No.18048982 >>18048959 Good Game sir.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:02 No.18048983 If planefag's smart, he'll make it someone OTHER than Minna.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:02 No.18048984 >>18048968 That's exactly the plan. She is receptive to our teachings. She will learn. And when she first puts on those aviator shades and pants, we will shed a single tear of something approaching parental pride.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:03 No.18048985 >>18048968 This, of course, is the greatest thign we could hope for.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:03 No.18048988 File: 1329883394.gif-(2.56 MB, 319x239, IMMAPILOT.gif) >>18048968 I look forward to the day where we both give command the finger, and pic at the same time in unison

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:03 No.18048993 >>18048771 In that case, we should definitely fire right now.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:03 No.18048994 >>18048975 AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Magnificnet!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:03 No.18048995 >>18048975 "Thanks! Hold the treacherous bitch still for me." ROLL WITH IT.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:03 No.18048997 File: 1329883423.jpg-(26 KB, 456x456, yaaay.jpg) >>18048975 MY SIDES PF I LOVE YOU SO

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:03 No.18049001 >>18048975 DOUBLE REVERSE WE ARE GODS

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/21/12(Tue)23:03 No.18049002 >>18048975 Flee the scene of the crime. Shirley is the one who landed us in this mess after all, it may be better to wait until we are sober.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:03 No.18049003 >>18048975 >>18048983 Fucking called it.

Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:03 No.18049004

Anons, you are seriously going off the rails tonight. It's actually kinda boring watching you constantly pick the WORST possible choice just because you took it as a dare from pf.

tl;dr hold fire. Also, did we really just talk a mechanic into going pantsless? That's... not right.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)23:04 No.18049006 Well done, planefag. HUNT DOWN SEAN.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:04 No.18049007 File: 1329883463.jpg-(182 KB, 480x446, 1325484055469.jpg) >>18048975 Shoot them both

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:04 No.18049008 >>18048975 BAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:04 No.18049010 >>18048975 Take out the enemy, thank Shirley for her assistance in a critical mission of critical importance, and aid your allies.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:04 No.18049013 >next move? Have Erica teach us the way of not giving a fuck about magic and people in general >nfw Erica is the only WIZARD in the whole crew

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:04 No.18049014 >>18048855 doesn't matter, shoot now!

>>	Inquisitorial Librarian 02/21/12(Tue)23:05 No.18049015 >>18048975 Run silent, run deep. Change positions and try to get the drop on Sean while we're at it.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:05 No.18049017 >>18049004 fuck you....we just fucking lost our damn mind we need to fucking unwind!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:05 No.18049018 >>18048975 FLAWLESS SUCCESS. Now to remove ourselves from the scene before Fattits Gottagofast figures out her mistake.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:05 No.18049021 >>18048975 Crazy Ivan!

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/21/12(Tue)23:05 No.18049023 File: 1329883525.jpg-(126 KB, 640x480, fly it easy.jpg) >>18048975 oh lawd

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:05 No.18049024 >>18048975 ...wait, Shirley?! EMPTY THE PISTOL INTO THAT BITCH'S FACE!

>>	Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)23:05 No.18049026 File: 1329883539.png-(52 KB, 190x190, 1327637440807.png) >>18048975 Start shooting Sean's rolling can.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:05 No.18049030 >>18048975 We still have to take down Sean if we are to win. Time to Hunt.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:06 No.18049031 >>18049013 Are you implying that Erica is a trap? I'm fairly okay with this.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:06 No.18049032 >>18049004 Would you like some help getting off your high horse now? A choice you don't like is not the same thing as a bad choice.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:06 No.18049036 >>18048975 >next move? RUN. Shirley's wrath is coming for us next. We've gotta book it.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:06 No.18049038 >>18049018 "B-but HE shot you! I swear" "Shirley, would I DARE to harm your lovely, shapely ass? Just a thought." And then RUN WHILE THEY BOGGLE.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:06 No.18049039 File: 1329883586.jpg-(126 KB, 377x600, 19155952_m.jpg) >>18048975 i still feel rage that hasn't been artfully misplaced yet. lets forge a loveletter to Perrine from Ian.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:07 No.18049049 >>18049039 >that image WHYYY

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:07 No.18049054 File: 1329883658.jpg-(4 KB, 300x57, image.jpg) >>18048975 >GOTCHA, BITCH HAHAHA I LOVE THAT VIDEO Leg it. Also, look at this captcha. >amusement tastymen IT KNOWS.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:07 No.18049062 >>18049039 someone knocked up that....that THING!?!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:07 No.18049063 >>18048975 We still need to take down Sean, and then Eilia. Activate Stealth Mode, find targets, bounce from on high.

Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:07 No.18049064

>>18049004

You're misunderstanding the point of the exercise.

We are a pilot before we are a gnome.

So what does a pilot do when he's feeling low? He works up some mischief and doesn't give a single fuck.

You know what might happen? Minna might look down from her favorite hiding spot in the tower, see MC and the witches completely carefree and make a startling realization.

We don't need coddled, we can take more than she can dish. And when it comes down to it.

We
Give
No
Fucks.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:07 No.18049065 >>18048975 Well, we won. Tickle her half to death, then go take care of the serious shit.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:08 No.18049069 Well, I guess that's the next best thing to tapping dat ass.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:08 No.18049072 File: 1329883701.jpg-(50 KB, 373x488, pregstats.jpg) >>18049049 because

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:08 No.18049075 >>18048975 RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

>>	Writefag 02/21/12(Tue)23:08 No.18049076 >>18049039 Cannot... be unseen.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:08 No.18049077 File: 1329883724.jpg-(74 KB, 681x659, 1281289629527.jpg) >>18049049 SOMEONE. QUICKLY. PUT THIS QUOTE ON THAT PICTURE.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/21/12(Tue)23:09 No.18049083 File: 1329883759.jpg-(133 KB, 640x480, paptimus stare.jpg) >>18049072

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:09 No.18049087 >>18049072 You sir, are a blight. Nay, a plague upon our society.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:09 No.18049088 >>18049031 Erica is what the MC should be but he isn't because he is a trainwreck of choices enabled by what looks like a conference on how to railroad into inanity Rumiko Takahashi style.

>>	Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)23:09 No.18049090 File: 1329883785.png-(440 KB, 640x480, 1300763318563.png) >>18049072

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:09 No.18049091 File: 1329883789.jpg-(251 KB, 1280x960, u1cxQ.jpg) >>18049072

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:09 No.18049093 >This sequence http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geHLdg_VNww

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:10 No.18049095 File: 1329883805.gif-(760 KB, 259x214, 1327362184061.gif) >>18049072

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:10 No.18049100 >>18049088 Shut up ya ponce Sure, our MC is a bit schizo. I wonder why that is.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:10 No.18049102 Ok, but seriously, Shirley's just as bad as Minna and (maybe) Sakamoto were. She thought there was something weird going on with us, but instead of just asking, she runs little experiments and goes behind our back. Fuck her.

>>	Inquisitorial Librarian 02/21/12(Tue)23:10 No.18049107 >>18049077 Let's not. And say we didn't.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:10 No.18049108 >>18049093 >The uploader has not made this video available in your country. damnit man.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/21/12(Tue)23:11 No.18049112 File: 1329883886.jpg-(36 KB, 240x259, bang bang bang.jpg) >>18049072 That you display that, as if it were a badge of honour, worries me.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:11 No.18049118 >>18049102 Technically she did ask, just in a rather roundabout way. Hating her for running experiments would make us a hypocrite for not telling her earlier.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:11 No.18049120 File: 1329883914.jpg-(32 KB, 300x300, 1324171637832.jpg) >>18049072

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:11 No.18049122 >>18049108 Try this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDd-GXkMrJs

>>	Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)23:12 No.18049127 >>18049122 nope.

Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:12 No.18049130

>>18049102

You guys...

MC's a pilot... He's been over that for approximately a bottle of scotch and a few welts.

If pilots don't keep the throttle up, they can't stay in the air: We're a few minutes of slightly impolite conversation from over the whole issue.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:12 No.18049131 >>18049100 It's the shortest way I can describe it.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:13 No.18049134 >>18049122 >This video contains content from UMG >nope.jpg

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:13 No.18049137 >>18049072 Ignore the plebes, anon! They will never know that feel.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:13 No.18049141 >>18049102 Stop fucking obsessing about blaming people goddamn. What happened to NGAF?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:13 No.18049143 >>18049102 Well, she did ask us, though, right after that race we had with her. We denied it then. That's when she started putting together the experiments.

Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:14 No.18049147

>>18049118
>roundabout way
When? The time she asked if we were trained as a mechanic? That could just as easily have been an innocent question since we're good with the plane; she should have been more direct if she really cared. And I don't see how it'd be hypocritical for not telling her.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:14 No.18049153 >>18049134 Shit, uh It's Run To The Hills by Iron Maiden. Think that one scene from Space Hulk: Tales of the Royally Fucked.

Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:15 No.18049156

>>18049118
Not really, if you ask about something and get a denial you assume either A) they are telling the truth and your suspicions are wrong, or B) they are lying because they don't want you to know that your suspicions are correct.

In the latter case you don't go investigating it if you're trying to be their friend, in fact investigating information someone doesn't want you to have about them places you firmly in the "enemies" column.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:16 No.18049169 >>18049143 No, she asked us if our father was a mechanic, or something. We truthfully said no, and she didn't follow up.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:16 No.18049171 File: 1329884188.png-(262 KB, 770x641, edit.png) >>18049077 There ya go.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:16 No.18049176 Did planefag get banned again?

>>	Writefag 02/21/12(Tue)23:17 No.18049182 >>18049176 Entirely possible.

>>	Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)23:17 No.18049183 File: 1329884238.jpg-(45 KB, 400x360, 1327637299003.jpg) >>18049171 AHHHHHHIHEARDITINHERVOICE

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:17 No.18049186 >>18049171 it dosent make sense, shes not japanese.

Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:18 No.18049191

>>18049147
>>18049156

What part about "Scotch and soap pellets heal all wounds" do you guys not understand?

It's out... Minna, Sakamoto and Shirley know definitely. Everyone else follows quickly.

We're over it... it's three kilometers behind us at cruising speed.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/21/12(Tue)23:18 No.18049192 File: 1329884290.jpg-(187 KB, 1920x1080, gonna slap a bitch.jpg) >>18049171

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:18 No.18049194 >>18049171 Actually, I don't have the skill for this, but if someone could take that Japan and change it to France, that'd be fantastic.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:18 No.18049198 File: 1329884311.jpg-(33 KB, 676x386, 1326596205369.jpg) >>18049171 Great! Now lets never speak of this again!

Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:18 No.18049200
File: 1329884316.jpg-(79 KB, 531x360, 1315852901690.jpg)

HELLO FA/TG/UYS. LOOK AT YOUR QUEST. NOW BACK TO MINE. NOW BACK TO YOUR QUEST. NOW BACK TO MINE! SADLY, YOURS ISN'T MINE. BUT IF YOU STOPPED RAGING ABOUT FURRIES AND READ SRQ YOURS COULD BE MINE. LOOK DOWN, BACK UP. WHERE ARE YOU? YOU'RE IN A CASTLE, WITH THE WITCHES YOUR MC COULD TROLL THE FUCK OUT OF. WHAT ARE YOU SITTING IN? I KNOW IT. IT'S A WHEELCHAIR, THE ROLLING COURTMARTIAL. LOOK AGAIN. YOU AREN'T WEARING ANY PANTS! ANYONE CAN BE TROLLED WHEN PLANEFAG RUNS A QUEST. I'M ON AN ALIUM.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:18 No.18049201 File: 1329884317.jpg-(25 KB, 261x299, OH HELL NO.jpg) >>18049171

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:19 No.18049209 >>18049186 >>18049194 Well go figure, I start typing it up and someone beats me to it. I can sloppily change it, but it'll look awful. I don't know what font that is.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:19 No.18049214 >>18049191 I wasn't advocating being angry with her, I'm just saying she's far far away from being a friend.

>>	Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)23:19 No.18049217 File: 1329884385.jpg-(33 KB, 500x375, 1301674703197.jpg) >>18049200

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:20 No.18049222 >>18049191 No. Charlotte, Minna and Sakamoto are still firmly in the doghouse. None of them have even come close to apologising yet. Let's see how things stand before we even think of skipping down Hugs and Kisses Alley.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:20 No.18049223 >>18049191 Maybe over it, but certainly not friendly with anyone involved.

Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:20 No.18049235

>>18049130
>If pilots don't keep the throttle up, they can't stay in the air

true, but if you run your mixture rich you'll burn through your fuel faster than you'd like!

pull that mixture back until your engines just want to start complaining, then nudge it back up a tad. you'll stay in the air longer

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:21 No.18049238 >>18049171 Don't worry, it's just a chestburster.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/21/12(Tue)23:21 No.18049239
File: 1329884466.jpg-(204 KB, 1600x1200, 1329201892088.jpg)

Running to the end of the rack, you lean over and get an excellent look at Shirley's ass as she hovers over Eila, roughing her up.

"God *damn,*" you mutter, appreciating the view... before you shoot them both in the ass, once. They both howl, and you lurch away, cackling madly.

You manage to lose them amongst the workshops, keeping low to hide behind the numerous benches and crap. Still pleased with your victory, keeping your eyes on likely lanes of fire, you make a terrible mistake.

You forget the 21 foot rule.

You also forget Sean's areas of expertise.

You round a workbench and find yourself looking down a long row of workbenches, with Sean crouching right in the middle, just hangin' out.

"*HA!*" he shouts, and lunges for you faster then you would've believed. Before you can raise your gun he collides with you, and you intercept his hands desperately as you both go rolling along the floor. He comes out on top, your hands locked around his wrist. In his hand is a battered bar of soap.

You pour your all into the struggle, stars dancing around your vision as you fight to throw him off, but Sean leans into it, letting his body weight help him. The bar of soap edges closer and closer to your chest as drops of sweat drip off your nose. Your eyes lock on each others, and it becomes a battle of contested wills, man-to-man, warrior-to-warrior. You wedge your good leg between his and prepare a last, desperate burst of energy to throw him away as the deadly soap edges ever closer-

"-what the fuck are you doing."

You both freeze.

Your eyes cut sideways.

".... Hello, Minna."

>NO HOMO
>a little privacy please geez
>ERICA SHE'S OVER HERE HELP
>other

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:21 No.18049241 File: 1329884475.jpg-(29 KB, 695x316, not sure if serious.jpg) >>18049200 >implying the warp could overtake Jack O'Neill. He's fought shit like that before, to him it would merely be another fight.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:21 No.18049245 >>18049222 Apologies? Are you some pantsless bitch? We don't want their apologies! We don't want their sympathies! We just want them to know something... Something they haven't been able to grasp! WE WEAR THE PANTS IN THIS WING!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:21 No.18049248 >>18049200 The only one getting trolled is the MC, by pf. The only choice left is to go all Sky Crawlers on this.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:21 No.18049254 File: 1329884508.png-(287 KB, 770x641, edit.png) >>18049209 Yeah, this is the extent of my abilities in MSPaint. Woo.

>>	Will 02/21/12(Tue)23:22 No.18049259 So, as of today, the only bro-tier witches are Erica and Miyafuji, and -maybe- Eila? Truly, it is a sad day when Sakamoto loses her title as chief bro.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:22 No.18049262 >>18049239 >ERICA SHE'S OVER HERE HELP SHE'S ALL YOURS TAKE THE SHOT GODDAMMIT

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:22 No.18049265 >>18049239 Say something intelligent. Like "UMMMMMM"

Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:22 No.18049272

>>18049156
Or they just think that they can help you more knowing than by waiting to find out at your leisure. In the case of something they may be able to help you deal with to avoid imminent death, they may even be right to do so.

And my vote is to hand Shirley our gun so she can 'return the favor'. And be aware she will likely turn it on us as well. Have something handy to block/distract with, and preferably in such a way that Erica/Ian could take advantage of her and not us.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)23:23 No.18049282 >>18049239 CALL FOR HELP OH GOD

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/21/12(Tue)23:23 No.18049283 >>18049239 Close quarters combat training maam.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:23 No.18049284 >>18049239 >a little privacy please geez Let have it be awkward for her

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:23 No.18049286 >>18049239 "TEACHING SEAN THE BASICS OF CQC, MA'AM."

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:23 No.18049288 >>18049239 "...Just goofing off." Games over for us, MC won't be in the mood to continue. Get up, dust off and start walking off.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:23 No.18049289 >>18049239 Party's over, boys. Time to go home.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:23 No.18049290 >>18049239 DEFCON 1 RED ALERT RED ALERT ABANDON SHIP ABANDON SHIP CRAZY IVAN

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:23 No.18049292 NO HOMO

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:23 No.18049293 >>18049239 "...do you really want us to answer that question?" Then, when she sighs and turns her back to leave, we nail her with the soap.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:23 No.18049295 >>18049239 We're wearing someone else's uniform, fighting our wingman with a bar of soap. "Uh... I dropped the soap..."

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:23 No.18049296 File: 1329884624.jpg-(66 KB, 288x288, 1240161695290.jpg) >>18049239 We give her the same line as...yesterday? When we were wrasslin' with Chuck. Male bonding, I think that was it.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:23 No.18049298 >>18049239 >Privacy plz

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:23 No.18049299 >>18049239 ERICA HELP

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:23 No.18049301 File: 1329884635.jpg-(74 KB, 419x791, 1329369187215.jpg) >>18049239 >NO HOMO

>>	Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 02/21/12(Tue)23:23 No.18049302 >>18049239 >other Use the opportunity to hit Minna with the soap!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:24 No.18049304 >ERICA SHE'S OVER HERE HELP MADAY MADAY!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:24 No.18049305 >>18049239 "Trying to forget the last two hours. Wanna join in?"

>>	Will 02/21/12(Tue)23:24 No.18049312 >ERICA TAKE THE SHOT! You all know it's coming.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:24 No.18049319 >>18049239 >NO HOMO

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:24 No.18049320 >>18049239 "Can't you tell, I'm trying to get this dirty Mick to take a bath! The ruddy bastard got the jump on me, though."

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:24 No.18049322 >>18049262 >>18049262 >>18049262 >>18049262 ONLY KRAUT CAN KILL KRAUT

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:24 No.18049323 File: 1329884686.jpg-(104 KB, 522x215, 1325945575212.jpg) Privacy please

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:24 No.18049324 >>18049239 A little privacy, geez. Guys try to have some fun, and a woman always has to butt in and ruin the moment. No homo, though. We're Army Air Corps, not faggot Navy.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/21/12(Tue)23:25 No.18049331 File: 1329884730.jpg-(276 KB, 640x957, war n stuff.jpg) >ERICA SHE'S OVER HERE HELP

>>	Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)23:25 No.18049336 >>18049239 I have the strangest sense of deja vu... >a little privacy please geez Make her uncomfortable!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:25 No.18049337 >>18049239 Dear GOD, ERICA, GET OVER HERE AND HELP!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:25 No.18049338 >>18049239 [x] ERICA HELP

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:26 No.18049341 >>18049239 Male bonding, Sir! A little privacy if you don't mind!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:26 No.18049342 >>18049239 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T2luwLcfeg 1:07-1:14 In all seriousness, "You wouldn't mind washing my back would you? Sean seems to be having a hard enough time as it is."

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:26 No.18049344 >>18049239 >NO HOMO "Not that there's anything wrong with that"

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:26 No.18049345 File: 1329884775.jpg-(169 KB, 1400x1081, 84acbf38651710cdd07889dfc26929(...).jpg) >>18049239 >ERICA SHE'S OVER HERE HELP

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:27 No.18049362 >>18049239 Erica soaping Minna should be /hilarious/.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:27 No.18049368 >>18049239 "holding the line, sir!" no mercy for the bitch's mind!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:27 No.18049371 >>18049239 >a little privacy please geez "Ahem"

>>	Starshadow 02/21/12(Tue)23:28 No.18049374 >I'm a gnome, I don't have to explain shit!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:28 No.18049383 >>18049239 "Excuse me.. You're ruining the moment."

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:28 No.18049384 >>18049351 Fuck her. She messed up big time, and now has to deal with it. If she can't fulfill her duty as CO, then someone else should replace her (it'd be about damn time).

>>	Writefag 02/21/12(Tue)23:28 No.18049394 "Male bonding."

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:28 No.18049395 >>18049293 This, but yell "RETRIBUTION!" when we chuck the soap at her.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:29 No.18049403 >>18049239 WE MUST TROLL >a little privacy please geez

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:29 No.18049404 File: 1329884973.png-(261 KB, 770x641, edit.png) >>18049254 heres a small improvement. can we drop the subject forever now? ok, good.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:29 No.18049405 >>18049384 Name one who's qualified. Let me give you a hint... No one on the planet can do what she does. This including discipline on the ground.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/21/12(Tue)23:29 No.18049407 File: 1329884982.jpg-(240 KB, 800x600, churchill contacts the allies.jpg) >>18049342 hahah oh man I love TF2 underwater edition

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:30 No.18049416 File: 1329885012.jpg-(100 KB, 634x476, 1327559806728.jpg) >>18048358

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:30 No.18049417 >>18049239 Blowing some stress. Better this than drinking my brand new liver to death, don't you think? Anyway, wanna join the fun?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:30 No.18049418 >>18049384 By who?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:32 No.18049438 >>18049286 This is the only appropriate response.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:32 No.18049442 >>18049416 The best part is how the CO2 cylinder was wider than the chamber

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:33 No.18049448 >>18049416 >SPIKE It's... it's beautiful...

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:33 No.18049454 >>18049239 Stare at thighs. Then breasts. Can not homo, as hard as we try.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:33 No.18049456 >>18049438 Especially where everybody should know how ridiculous Sean is at CQC by now.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:34 No.18049467 >>18049418 Sakamoto seems reasonably qualified. >>18049405 See above. I'll admit that in combat, her skills aren't easily replaceable, but on the ground she's been nothing but trouble.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:34 No.18049468 "Ma'am, you should ask Lt. Hartmann about it." Then Minna turns around AND BOOM ASSHOT Also maybe Erica is something other than a Lieutenant but you get the idea

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:34 No.18049475 >>18049286 This! Also, discussing the nature of the immigration of the Irish into the USA.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:34 No.18049479 File: 1329885291.jpg-(467 KB, 592x900, 04d457e145ceff19dc4e471395d4e3(...).jpg) >>18049239 NO HOMO, NO HOMO, NO HOMO

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:35 No.18049487 >>18049239 >Legs

Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:35 No.18049489

>>18049384
This is now a joint fighter command. We are under the authority of Allied High Command now, and that means Mallory. The Air Chief Marshall. And likely to be the C-in-C of Allied Fighter Command. The man we pissed off with our antics.

Given his history, he will have us killed, one way or another. He did to 11 Group of the RAF, what makes you think he won't do it to a fucking spam of a yankee pilot?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:35 No.18049490 >>18049239 "I thought I explained this yesterday..." That or just start making out

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:35 No.18049492 >>18049239 "Interpretive Dance!" Followed by a shit eating grin and jazz hands.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:36 No.18049500 >>18049467 Way to ignore the fact that Minna was the one that was arguably on our side when she and Mio were discussing shit. I still say we offer to let her join the fun. We used the CQC excuse last time.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:36 No.18049503 >>18049239 What? Everyone has to learn. Even Sean here.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:37 No.18049513 File: 1329885456.jpg-(496 KB, 1000x850, 1329387582254.jpg) >>18049239 >NO HOMO must... not... look... at... legs...

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:37 No.18049518 File: 1329885468.gif-(487 KB, 500x239, YCSR5.gif) sorry, did you want to get horizontal with me instead?

Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:37 No.18049520

as troubling as this is with Minna and Sakamoto, we really need to talk to them again, in private again.

They obviously aren't gonna kill us, and Minna even was trying to defend us. Sakamoto was also just doing what has been drilled into her.

Our main enemies are not Minna and Sakamoto, Its aliums and The witch training place that brainwashs these girls

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:37 No.18049521 >>18049500 She was definitely the one that was affected most by our guilting.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:38 No.18049525 >>18049487 this, why are we not staring at her legs again?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:38 No.18049526 >>18049500 Way to ignore that Mio was trying to dodge the subject of us being a magic user like hell until Minna just kept gnawing away at it. I don't care that she tried to defend us when she was the one who opened us up to shit in the first place.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:38 No.18049532 >>18049239 Utilize distraction shoot Sean.

Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:38 No.18049536

>>18049467
>Sakamoto seems reasonably qualified.
Sakamoto is, in the words of Mallory when we overheard, "a fucking nip" and Churchill will never accept a Japanese squadron commander stationed at such a vital defense as Castle Barin.

Mallory would have us all killed if it meant that he could put his own hand-selected squadron into this position.
He did it at the Battle of Britain, why wouldn't he do it now?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:39 No.18049537 >>18049500 Bull fucking shit. >>18049526 Yeah, that.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:39 No.18049538 File: 1329885548.jpg-(645 KB, 620x3517, 1290359041295.jpg) >>18049518 >that picture

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:39 No.18049541 As fun as ANTICS are, we probably really should drag Minna aside and start pumping her for information at some point. No apologies, because fuck that. But she does know shit that it would be in our best interests to be aware of.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:39 No.18049544 OTHER: Let's stop playing, stand up and get serious. We just had a major altercation with her. We need to deal with this.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:39 No.18049546 >>18049526 Minna was this close to forgetting about this. She said she was tired if it being "bigger than that"

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:39 No.18049547 >>18049518 ahh not ninja turtles! You already got all my other childhood shows not that one too!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:40 No.18049555 >>18049526 They BOTH knew. And as an earlier poster suggested, Minna's the one who seemed the worst shaken-up after the guilt trip.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:40 No.18049556 >>18049536 it was minna who said 'fucking nip'. because was proposing to get rid of her in favor of mio too.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:40 No.18049558 >>18049536 What rank is Luke? He seemed competent, and was fun to antagonize.

>>	Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)23:41 No.18049566 >>18049558 Major.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:41 No.18049568 >>18049541 >>18049544 >>18049546 Guys? We can have this conversation over booze instead of lead if we don't make it a big deal. We made our point in the cellar. We don't need to make it again.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:41 No.18049572 >>18049404 >can we drop the subject forever now? You kidding me? This is going to be the threadly dose. So help me I may throw some green and purple in there.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:41 No.18049573 >>18049546 And then she went for a fucking gun instead of talking.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:41 No.18049574 See, the problem with her coming on us now is that we're in the totally wrong mood for this conversation. We need to go somewhere else with her and speak privately. This is a serious deal, and we need to give a fuck or two about it.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:42 No.18049580 >>18049573 GEE I FUCKING WONDER WHY.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:42 No.18049586 >>18049546 That doesn't matter. She still didn't tell us about it, and even went out of her way to keep it secret. >>18049555 >>18049556 Right, so they're both bitches.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:42 No.18049587 >>18049556 That's because Minna knew that it was a transparent bluff because Churchill would have never accepted it, and Mallory wasn't serious about it.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:43 No.18049592 >>18049580 Because she's a massive traitorous bitch?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:43 No.18049594 >>18049568 But it is a big deal. It's kind of a huge deal, in fact. That doesn't keep it from being something that should be discussed with a bottle of schnapps or two at hand, however.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:43 No.18049599 >>18049573 After WE went for a fucking gun. Seriously. She had JUST gotten shot earlier that day, by own of her own witches. Do you really think she's going to let US draw on her after that?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:43 No.18049600 File: 1329885799.jpg-(30 KB, 391x500, so cash.jpg) >>18049568 a billion times THIS

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:43 No.18049603 >>18049558 Luke sent us here. To get rid of us. He's not going to take it well too we if make him come over here too.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:43 No.18049604 >>18049573 Because we came in with our gun out and basically threatened to shoot Mio. Hell, I'd go for my gun too in her place.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:43 No.18049605 >>18049566 Let me rephrase my question: is Luke a high enough rank to take over as CO here? I don't know shit about that stuff.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)23:44 No.18049612 >>18049605 Not even a little bit. Minna's the Wing Commander, which, if I recall correctly, is a half-bird at least. Luke's just a Major.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:44 No.18049616 >438 posts >7 are Planefag >2 of those are random junk GENTLEMEN WE ARE APPROACHING A 100:1 RATIO GOOD WORK

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/21/12(Tue)23:44 No.18049619 File: 1329885894.png-(11 KB, 245x407, 360degreeswalk.png) >>18049605 >major >co of a wing heuheueheuehueheueheuheueh

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:44 No.18049621 >>18049603 That's why it's the best plan.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:45 No.18049624 >>18049603 All the more reason to do it.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:45 No.18049626 >>18049605 Well, that depends is an American Admiral high ranking enough to take over a French Army Base? They're entirely different chains of command.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:45 No.18049627 >>18049605 A squadron of witches under the command of a non-witch? This arrangement will lead to trouble.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:45 No.18049633 I'd consider breaking it up and offering her a drink now that we've calmed down a bit.

>>	Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)23:45 No.18049634 >>18049605 >>18049612 According to Ye Olde Wikipedia, a Major is equivalent to Squadron Leader(Sakamoto) and one below Wing Commander.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:45 No.18049637 >>18049592 Because we pulled a gun on her. Less than a day after one of her subordinates tried to shoot her. How much of a fool are you?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:46 No.18049642 >>18049627 Regular military was getting fed up with the witches' shit long before we got involved. It's probably even worse since then, so they might just be willing to resort to something like that.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:46 No.18049647 >>18049634 So he just needs a promotion? That's reasonably possible.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:47 No.18049654 >>18049605 Since when is this our choice? We're a pilot, not high command.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:47 No.18049658 Whether or not she was justified in pulling a gun doesn't matter. What matters is that she didn't tell us about the gnome bit.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/21/12(Tue)23:48 No.18049671
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"... NO HOMO!" you both shout in unison.

"... uh," Minna says, staring wide-eyed at both of you.

"TEACHING HIM THE BASICS OF CQC COMBAT MA'AM!" you state hastily.

Sean glares at you. "Like hell you are!"

"What, I was washing your back?" you retort sarcastically.

"Back-stabbing!" he improvises hastily. "I drop the soap and then youaahahaha no, wait, *wait,*"

Minna is backing away, flat palm in the air, an extremely confused look on her face. "I didn't mean... uh, carry on," she says, trying to wave away the situation with a small box in her other hand, like she didn't see shit. She turns her back on you and begins striding away.

You and Sean meet each other's eyes in silent, mutual agreement. You roll free and Sean cocks his arm back.

The spinning soap smacks Minna right in the ass, in deference to her recently-shot noggin. She yelps, spinning around with shock and murder on her face. You're already hiding underneath a rolling tool cabinet, but Sean has to run for his life.

"ERICA!" you shout, trying to make your voice echo off the high ceiling so you're not caught out. "GET HER!"

There's a few shots from nearby, and then ERICA yells in alarm.

"Crickey, lass," somebody says, sounding mighty smug.

There's a loud crash and clatter.

"CRIKEY!" he shouts, not so smug this time.

You're just beginning a prayer to the Saint of Not Getting Your Shit Kicked In when the huge tool cabinet is rolled away to reveal Minna standing over you, hands on her hips, glowering.

>Fight?
>Talk?
>Flee?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:48 No.18049672 >>18049647 That was covered in a previous thread though. Churchill will pitch the fit of all fits at the idea of a Japanese commander of a unit just off the coast of Britain.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)23:48 No.18049674 >>18049616 planefag posts very slowly for a non-drawfag GM.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:48 No.18049678 >>18049654 It isn't, but if Minna can't handle her shit, she might be replaced (not likely, but here's hoping).

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)23:49 No.18049686 FIGHT Enough waifuing and drama, let's pelt a witch with soap.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:49 No.18049689 >>18049671 "I think we can both agree that we needed that. Okay, boss, let's have a talk."

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:49 No.18049690 File: 1329886164.jpg-(381 KB, 900x900, CrazyIvan.jpg) >>18049671 >Flee!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:49 No.18049692 >>18049671 "Sean did it."

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:49 No.18049694 >>18049671 >Teach Minna the basics of CQC

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:49 No.18049696 >>18049671 >>FLEE.

Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:49 No.18049697

>>18049658

MC has been with the squadron for less than a week.

She had some suspicions about our possible powers and basically only then decided that we are probably a wizard.

She only just decided on it, you can't go about accusing people of having magical powers.

Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:49 No.18049699

>>18049658
For all we know she was going to. She only got as far as "He's not stupid" before we busted the door down with our sidearm out.

It seems like the whole event is troubling her, so I say we should at least get off our rage train long enough to give her a chance.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:49 No.18049701 >>18049671 Talk "Hey, don't look at me, it was his idea."

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:50 No.18049704 >>18049671 Hey there, Princess, finally ready to talk to me instead of going behind my back?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:50 No.18049713 >>18049671 First, stare. One should never miss the opportunity to stare. Then...yeah, we should probably talk. There's a lot to talk about.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:50 No.18049716 flee. this situation needs more distance. at least i assume it does. how long were we asleep? couldnt be more then an hour or two right?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:50 No.18049718 Talk

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:50 No.18049719 >>18049671 >Talk "There is a perfectly good reason why I shot you in the ass. Now give me a minute to think of one"

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:50 No.18049723 >>18049671 Talk. "Alright, I give. I needed that, after everything."

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:50 No.18049724 >>18049671 >talk Enough of this bullshit. We need answers, and a recently-non-catatonic Minna is as good a place as any to get them.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:50 No.18049725 >>18049671 I'm generally just sick of her and her shit.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:50 No.18049726 >>18049672 But Luke's British, isn't he?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:50 No.18049727 >Talk "Nothing like a bit of soap-shooting to boost the spirits." Stand up and salute, the change from fun to formal will throw her off. "Where do you wanna do this, sir?"

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:50 No.18049729 >>18049671 >leeeegs "Good to see you're feeling better after our little chat."

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:51 No.18049732 >>18049671 Talk. Real suave like.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:51 No.18049733 >>18049671 Talk! Alternatively, French Kiss to diffuse the situation (or light up the powder keg). Why yes, I am aiming towards maximum Chaos.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:51 No.18049735 >>18049671 Talk time.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:51 No.18049740 >>18049671 "...What?"

>>	Will 02/21/12(Tue)23:51 No.18049741 File: 1329886287.jpg-(68 KB, 433x600, final battle.jpg) FREEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!! >Fight, Begun the soap war has.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:51 No.18049742 >>18049671 >Talk "Feeling better? Eila said you were down."

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:51 No.18049743 >>18049671 Fight. Both of us need stress release. A soap fight is probably just the thing to get rid of some of this fucking tension so that we can talk like reasonable people afterwards.

>>	Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)23:51 No.18049744 >>18049671 fleetalk! We shall finally discuss all this shit while running for our life, themed to Benny Hill.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:51 No.18049746 FIGHT WE HAVE A GUN WE ARE A WIZARD WE DON'T HAVE TO TALK SHIT

>>	Writefag 02/21/12(Tue)23:51 No.18049748 "IF FIGHTING IS SURE TO RESULT IN VICTORY, THEN YOU MUST FIGHT." >>Run.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:51 No.18049749 LEFT HOOK

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/21/12(Tue)23:51 No.18049750 >>18049674 Sorry. Some nights I'm faster then others. Tonight, I had like 2 hours of sleep to work with so durf

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:51 No.18049751 >>18049726 American. I just misread and thought we were talking about Mio.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:51 No.18049752 >>18049671 We gotta talk her down from this. Something simple. "Howdy."

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:51 No.18049754 >>18049671 "Well, I'm feeling better? How about you?"

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/21/12(Tue)23:52 No.18049756 File: 1329886321.jpg-(188 KB, 775x1200, A HUGE PRISSY BITCH.jpg) >Talk Least suicidal option gooooo

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:52 No.18049762 >>18049671 YES! LET THE BUTTHURT FLOW! But no, seriously, she has a lot of baggage. It'd be good for her to vent a little.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:52 No.18049763 Talk, for the love of god talk. The fucking box is probably the watch you idiots.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:52 No.18049764 >>18049694 Fight CQC

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)23:52 No.18049765 >>18049750 Not faulting you, just pointing it out.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:52 No.18049767 soap fight!

>>	Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)23:52 No.18049768 File: 1329886353.gif-(71 KB, 1141x466, 1303139243421.gif) >>18049750 Sleep is for the weakkk!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:52 No.18049769 We moped, then got better, now's a perfect time to talk. Empty the rest of our soap-bullets on the first target who comes across our sight however. They'll probably stop once they see us leaving.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:52 No.18049770 >>18049671 "UM, Hi"

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:53 No.18049776 File: 1329886385.jpg-(122 KB, 544x400, 1302478872433.jpg) >>18049671 Yes, ma'am?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:53 No.18049777 >>18049743 This Fight, then talk.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:53 No.18049778 >>18049729 You mean "Good to feel you're looking better." MORE SLIPS MORE OF THEM

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:53 No.18049779 >>18049692 >>18049701 >>18049729 >>18049740 Any of these work.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:53 No.18049783 >Talk It's time to get serious. Kind of.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/21/12(Tue)23:53 No.18049785 >>18049763 I had the same thought. Makes me wonder how she got it, as I was under the impression we kept it with us.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:53 No.18049786 >>18049674 I think WITCHES has something to do with it as well.

Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:53 No.18049788

>>18049671
>LEGS and BREASTS.
>Fight.
>Talk.

Because we should always spend time staring at breasts and legs. And we are in the middle of a fire-fight, so we're gonna have to shoot around Minna while we talk to her about FUCKING HELL, BITCH, YOU DREW A GUN ON US, WE ARE NOT A FUCKING PUPPY.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:54 No.18049795 Talk! She's got our watch!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:54 No.18049798 >>18049671 Talk, for once.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:54 No.18049799 >>18049671 "It's a teamwork building and stress relieving exercise ma'am. Involving soap. We have some spare ammo if you want to join."

Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:54 No.18049803

>>18049671
If there's someone coming up from behind her conveniently, then we pull her down to safety and return fire with a grin.
Look at her, and her legs, give an appreciate whistle, hand her the gun. Reclaim bar of soap for melee, tell her it was for morale, and offer to help her 'finish off the stragglers to restore order'.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:54 No.18049804 >>18049671 >Talk "Hit the fucking ground woman this is a free fire zone!" And then, drag her to the floor.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:54 No.18049805 What exactly do you guys want to say to her? I'm not real sure what there is to talk about here.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:55 No.18049807 File: 1329886502.jpg-(419 KB, 600x800, android18c.jpg) >>18049671 talk! if we're talking, we're not getting our ass beatdownsuX0rz! >pic >perfect witch >PERFECT >lucky krillin

Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:55 No.18049809

Have Mallory suffer an unfortunate accident over the French Alps.

Alternatively, use him as bait to draw in a Martian strike; once he has the shit bombed out of him, hit the Martians as they leave. Bonus points if you do this as a "Big Wing", then blame the fact that it takes fucking forever for that sort of enormous group to get in the air, reach altitude and get into formation before it can actually head for the target.

Even if the fucker doesn't die, we can totally discredit him (and his supporters in the Air Ministry, assuming they don't drop him like he was a flaming bag of shit on their doorstep) and get somebody competent in his place.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:55 No.18049810 >>18049750 That's nothing. Someone on /fit/ was sensitive to an EC stack and he hadn't slept or pooped for 3 days even after taking nightol. Promptly told him to seek medical help before all the undigested downers got through.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:55 No.18049812 >>18049783 we just stared world war soap and you want to duck out and have a heart to heart with minna? I say hand her a pistol with some soap ammo and start running she need the stress relief as much as anyone else

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:55 No.18049819 >>18049671 Fight. We could all use a break.

>>	Inquisitorial Librarian 02/21/12(Tue)23:56 No.18049823 >>18049671 >Talking time Let's see how this conversation goes.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:56 No.18049826 >>18049807 You are now aware that she is the only love he got in the entirety of Dragonball Z.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:56 No.18049827 >>18049812 This.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:56 No.18049828 >>18049671 Ahem "I believe that is MY watch"

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:56 No.18049829 >>18049671 "So... Did you like the watch?" Talk

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:56 No.18049834 stare at her legs and apologize! for... whatever so talk i guess

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:56 No.18049836 >>18049671 Admire her body for a moment, then... "I know you probably haven't done this with anyone before, so I'll guide you through it. Don't worry, it only hurts a little." Wait a half-second for her to boggle, then hand her a soap weapon.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:57 No.18049839 >>18049823 I don't see it going anywhere good or productive. Better to just avoid it all together.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:57 No.18049841 >>18049671 "Soap fighting. Nothing like a little good clean fun to ease the tension."

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:57 No.18049844 >>18049812 How about after? We have our little talk, then we blow off the accumulated stress.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:57 No.18049845 >talk A) Box? B) CHANGE THE TOPIC FROM HER MURDERATING US C) Fallout of yesterday

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:58 No.18049849 >>18049834 Apologize for what?!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:58 No.18049851 File: 1329886700.png-(11 KB, 400x400, 1 (2).png) >>18049836 oh god thats so perfect i dont even have words

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:58 No.18049853 >>18049836 Please

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:58 No.18049854 >>18049841 >>18049836 I like these ones.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:59 No.18049856 >>18049841 >clean fun God damn it.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:59 No.18049857 As much fun as this has been, I wanna learn more about this magic shit. TALK.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)23:59 No.18049858 >>18049836 THIS THIS THIS THIS

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:59 No.18049862 File: 1329886760.jpg-(298 KB, 566x810, android18d.jpg) >>18049826 worth it

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:59 No.18049865 >>18049849 I think he meant for staring at her legs. But fuck that!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:59 No.18049867 >>18049845 Wait, I change mine to this >>18049836

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:59 No.18049871 File: 1329886795.jpg-(285 KB, 1158x1638, 72024278a007509dbf1c2703e37a3c(...).jpg) >>18049836 Oh god yes. Please.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:59 No.18049872 >>18049671 "So you gonna tell me what's in the box or am I gonna have to wing you with more chunks of soap until you give up?"

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:00 No.18049873 Sometimes you have to undulge your inner idiot/child.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:00 No.18049876 >>18049836 definitely this one

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:00 No.18049877 >>18049871 This

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:00 No.18049883 >>18049836 Actually, yeah, that's pretty in character. Our hormones, asshole personality, and big mouth have yet to get us killed.

>>	Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/22/12(Wed)00:01 No.18049890 >gf bought me a 5th of 151 >getting tanked while eating her huehuehue food >classes canceled tomorrow >SWQ on in full swing Could this night possibly be any better?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:01 No.18049891 >>18049836 >>18049836 >>18049836 >>18049836 >>18049836 >>18049836 >>18049836 >>18049836 >>18049836 >>18049836

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:01 No.18049893 >>18049239 Let's talk it out.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:01 No.18049896 Do you think we could convince the German witches to wear pants if we got them lederhosen?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:01 No.18049897 >>18049883 Not for a lack of trying.

>>	Iron Lung 02/22/12(Wed)00:01 No.18049902 >>18049836 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII like it!

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:02 No.18049905 >>18049893 Fuck no! We're going with this one: >>18049836

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:02 No.18049906 >>18049883 Cut us some slack man, we're working on it!

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:02 No.18049908 As funny as the soap thing is, this is gnome stuff. Let's talk about it. We can shoot her in the ass on the way out.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:02 No.18049914 >>18049836 Naw, that couldn't remind her of her DEAD BOYFRIEND at all. There's no chance of that backfiring HORRIBLY.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:02 No.18049915 >>18049826 Could be worse. Just look at Yamcha; he got totally NTR'd by Vegeta.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:02 No.18049917 >>18049836 Adding support to this'un

>>	Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/22/12(Wed)00:03 No.18049921 >>18049890 Forgot my vote [x] Talk

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:03 No.18049929 >>18049914 you think with your emotions too much and not your rocket pocket/ Troll Dome

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:04 No.18049930 >>18049914 Fuck you we can't pussyfoot around that shit forever. Plus I doubt they had soapgun fights, so we can claim innocence.

>>	Inquisitorial Librarian 02/22/12(Wed)00:04 No.18049931 File: 1329887049.jpg-(26 KB, 496x281, Take my Green Paper.jpg) >>18049836 This, this, a hundred times this option. The hilarity that would follow.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:04 No.18049934 >>18049929 I believe you mean the Gnome Dome.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:04 No.18049939 >>18049914 who gives a fuck its a natural quip and funny as hell. she needs to toughen up, theres a war on.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:04 No.18049941 >>18049921 >>18049914 >>18049908 Boo urns! Go with the funny. >>18049836

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:05 No.18049945 >>18049939 Her boyfriend wasn't eaten by a .38 pistol. Seriously people...

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:05 No.18049950 >>18049930 Exactly. She needs to get over that shit. There's a war on, after all.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:06 No.18049952 >Planefag finishes writing >Double checks for updates >FUCK THEY CHANGED IT AGAIN

Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:06 No.18049957

>>18049914
I somehow doubt he ever said what seemed like a crude proposition only for it to turn out to be an invitation to a soapgun fight.

Honestly, aside from being male, having a decent singing voice and having Minna lusting after his cock, I don't think MC actually has that much in common with her dead boyfriend.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:07 No.18049962 >>18049941 Funny's all well and good, but sometimes what's broke needs to be fixed, and if Minna wandered down to the hanger chances are she was looking for us.

>>	Will 02/22/12(Wed)00:07 No.18049965 >>18049957 >no MC, you are the dead boyfriend. >and then MC was an alium

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/22/12(Wed)00:07 No.18049968
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>>18049671

You wait for Minna to hurl some accusation at you, but she just keeps on glowering, waiting for you to hang yourself.

So you do. "SEANS IDEA!" you lie hastily. "That dirty scoundrel! I warned him! I did!"

More gunshots sound in the background as soap continues to fly. From the sound of it, there's even more players now.

Minna remains silent.

"Sean's the one that soaped your ass," you say hastily - then slap your hand over your face. "I mean like threw the bar of soap at you and uh, then he legged it over there," you say, pointing helpfully.

She taps the small box in her hand against her hip, very pointedly.

"... what'd I say?"

She simply leans over, seizes your ankle, and drags you off.

"HELP!" you cry. "SHE'S GOT ME!" Your shrill cries go unheeded as your friends and Witches do grim soap-battle in the hangar, the light pops of half-powder cartridges and the "WHAPS" of soap slugs hitting home underscoring the shrill, desperate tweets of your rape whistle. After being dragged over a hundred feet or so of concrete, Minna hauls you into one of the administrative offices built into the side of the main hangar. She slams the door behind her, then glares over her shoulder at you.

She advances on you, tapping that little white box against her palm. You scuttle backwards and up the side of a desk, trying to gain any distance, vertical or horizontal, from that box. You know what comes next.

It's got a scorpion in it.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:08 No.18049975 >>18049962 We will talk to her after the fight. This way we both go into the conversation in a good mood.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:08 No.18049977 >>18049957 ... I don't even think he was Liberian.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:08 No.18049978 Talk. We failed COLLECT INFORMATION last time. We still need it now. We especially need to know just how much trouble we're in, and how much trouble the others are going to be in for covering for us.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:08 No.18049981 >>18049962 again, who gives a fuck? we arent her daddy. cutting her carrots and wiping her bum arent our jobs.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:08 No.18049983 >>18049962 The more relaxed we can get her, the better... even for "official" work.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:08 No.18049984 >>18049914 Oh yes, of COURSE it will backfire horribly. And once again our MC will be left smacking his face into his palm in order to contain all of the "YOU IDIOT" self-recrimations.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:08 No.18049987 >>18049968 fuck

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:09 No.18049991 >>18049968 SHIT SHE'S GOING ALL BENE GESSERIT ON US THIS IS THE GOM JABBAR

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:09 No.18049994 Oh this is going to be good. Some kind of magic detection. The scorpion will bite us or something, or provoke a reaction. HERE COMES THE PLOT!

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:09 No.18049998 >>18049968 >Whut Bracing for infordump

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:09 No.18049999 >>18049968 This is incredibly unexpected and remarkably... What the...

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:09 No.18050000 >>18049981 That's Shirley, not Minna.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:09 No.18050003 >>18049968 We're gonna play Just Cause 2? NEAT.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:09 No.18050004 >>18049968 oh no

Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:09 No.18050006

>>18049991
"I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain. "

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/22/12(Wed)00:09 No.18050007 >>18049968 >rape whistle Aaaah ah ah ha ha ha ha hah >scorpion Ha ha ha...ha......what? I have no idea what that is referring to.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:09 No.18050008 >>18049994 It isn't a scorpion that's our FLIGHT CHRONOMETER.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:10 No.18050011 >>18049968 There better actually be a scorpion in that box. I've always wanted a pet scorpion.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:10 No.18050013 >>18049991 GODDAMN HUMANITY TESTS

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:10 No.18050017 >>18049969 good, then piss off you whiny cunt

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/22/12(Wed)00:10 No.18050018 >>18049968 You people are aware that we are merely panicking and assuming there will be a scorpion right? It hasn't actually been opened yet...

>>	Major Airlift 02/22/12(Wed)00:10 No.18050023 File: 1329887439.jpg-(35 KB, 400x400, squadbroken.jpg) > rape whistle WHY DO YOU NEVER HELP!? WHY!?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:11 No.18050025 >>18049968 FINALLY YOU FUCKERS GIVE ME THE FUCKING MEDAL I DESERVE. IT BETTER BE AT LEAST A FUCKING CROSS OF SOME KIND

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/22/12(Wed)00:11 No.18050026 File: 1329887476.jpg-(19 KB, 550x309, 1329626697857.jpg) >>18049952 >FASTER PLANEFAG FASTER >go faster >LATE SUGGESTION IS BEST SUGGESTION Y U DO DIS >mfw

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:11 No.18050027 >>18050018 Well.. Yep But rational responses are never common It might as well be if she's returning the watch again. Seriously woman... wear your damn jewelry.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:11 No.18050028 It's her dick. In a box.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:11 No.18050030 >>18049968 Oh no. They're... they're going to decorate us. Though if they try and make a gnome patch, we might not actually accept it. They don't have near enough booze left in the base to convince us to accept that. ...but a discussion might not hurt.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:11 No.18050031 File: 1329887498.png-(19 KB, 212x90, OMG PANIC.png) >>18049968 ABORT ABORT ABORT THROUGH THE DOOR

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:11 No.18050032 >>18049968 Ah, this was even better than the sexual innuendo, planefag. Thanks for not choosing it.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:11 No.18050034 File: 1329887504.jpg-(17 KB, 300x420, 1293488229242.jpg) >>18049968 durrrr.... where'd that watch end up after she refused it? I remember talk of stalking her with it but don't remember if we actually did anything.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:11 No.18050035 >>18049968 I like where this is going

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:11 No.18050036 >>18049968 >It's got a scorpion in it. Ok, wat

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:11 No.18050039 File: 1329887515.jpg-(50 KB, 600x750, 3no.jpg) pointed gun at ally/superiorish officer discharged weapon in same room as said officer now alone and unarmed in room with said officer

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:12 No.18050040 >>18050026 You cannot win. Just keep it up.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:12 No.18050041 >>18050026 Out of love, planefag. Love.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:12 No.18050042 >>18050026 We don't really care, you're shit is still hilarious.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:12 No.18050043 INB4 it's our DFC.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:12 No.18050044 Guys, overreaction much. Scorpion. Likely to be an ornament. Some sort of artifact. Shes coming clean.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:12 No.18050045 >It's our medal for our initial ace-in-a-day action, or perhaps even one of the later exploits of gnomish derring-do. Calling it now.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:12 No.18050046 >>18049968 Dammit, PF, don't you dare "NEXT TIME ON SWQ". Not enough posts to spring that shit on us.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:12 No.18050048 >>18050023 We are yet to be raped, the rape whistle is clearly working.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:12 No.18050049 >>18050026 Ahahahaha! Think of it as counter-trolling.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:12 No.18050052 >>18050025 Fuck year recognition time!

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:12 No.18050054 >>18049968 Dammit. Why are we always such a goddamn pussy? Always falling into the role of helpless victim as soon as we're given the opportunity instead of socially aggressing.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:12 No.18050055 File: 1329887563.gif-(1.91 MB, 329x319, PTSD dog.gif) >>18049968 >It's got a scorpion in it. well its been fun guys

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/22/12(Wed)00:12 No.18050056 >>18050026 Well, you could always write the no-interactive parts of the quest, the first four posts or so, in advance.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:12 No.18050057 >>18049968 >It's got a scorpion in it. I don't get the reference?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:13 No.18050059 >>18050026 we demand the impossible so that you will rise above yourself.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:13 No.18050060 >>18050026 You just need to refresh the thread after writing it up but before posting it.

>>	Major Airlift 02/22/12(Wed)00:13 No.18050062 File: 1329887615.jpg-(74 KB, 529x735, 1328766361166.jpg) >>18050026 I love you anyway, planefag.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:13 No.18050065 >>18050057 I think the box is still closed, MC is going full balls to the walls nuts from booze, morphine, adrenalin, endorphines and soap.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:13 No.18050070 >>18050046 Not enough cliff, too much hanger.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:13 No.18050071 >>18050056 But that's boooooring.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:13 No.18050073 >>18049968 >It's got a scorpion in it. Right over my head. I guess we'll kill it if she throws it at us or something.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:14 No.18050077 >>18050055 We just think it is because panic mode.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:14 No.18050079 >>18049968 No serious business today Minna, I'm not in the mood, and will abandon ship if it comes down to serious business.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:14 No.18050080 >>18050026 In case we all forget: Planefag, you are a gentleman and a scholar. Thank you for bringing a pimp quest.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:14 No.18050081 >>18050046 Should have at least another hour before that happens.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:14 No.18050084 "How about a magic trick?" Then we soap the scorpion

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:14 No.18050086 >>18050048 Or maybe it's working fine. It could be a whistle that somehow summons rape.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:14 No.18050088 >>18050046 We usually end around 01:00

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:15 No.18050092 MC should just stand up and walk out.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/22/12(Wed)00:15 No.18050094 Wait, she was walking away when we waled that soap at her. She would have just given it to us later. It's probably not bad for us if she was willing to give it to us in the middle of the hangar.

>>	Major Airlift 02/22/12(Wed)00:15 No.18050097 >>18050073 Consider all the shit MC has been through in the past few days. He's fucking losing it.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:15 No.18050099 >>18050026 It's because the later suggestions usually ARE the best suggestions, because they can represent at least a careful read of the update and then a couple minutes' thought on it. Off the cuff answers will rarely be as good.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:16 No.18050106 >>18050094 It's gotta be the DFC

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:16 No.18050111 If Minna tries to give us a gift we need to give her the fifth degree about her romantic feelings for us and turn it down citing professionalism. Because AHAHAHA, PASSIVE AGRESSION.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:16 No.18050115 only people never stung joke about scorpions. >arizona >stung 4 times >THE PAIN that said, idgi

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:17 No.18050120 >>18050106 But Minna is not Lucchini.

>>	Major Airlift 02/22/12(Wed)00:17 No.18050121 File: 1329887825.jpg-(159 KB, 640x480, 1329015341242.jpg) >>18050106 Or a 501st patch?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:17 No.18050122 Well hopefully he can work it in later, maybe after the box thing is done. She'll probably still be curious about what's going on.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:17 No.18050127 >>18050111 I support this.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:18 No.18050130 >>18050115 I'm from Australia and have no idea what you're talking about. Scorpions are toys for girls.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:18 No.18050141 >>18050127 Better... We should do a overwrought, sarcastic "Tsun" response to actually taking it.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:19 No.18050148 >>18050130 If anything on your island stabbed you, you wouldn't be talking to us. Shit in Australia comes in two forms: incredibly lethal and human.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:19 No.18050150 >>18050141 That'd work too.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:19 No.18050152 Is anyone extracting just planefag's posts from these threads and compiling them somewhere?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:19 No.18050154 >>18050130 You terrify me. And speaking of Aussies, Planefag, are you familiar with the groundpounder version of the Crazy Ivan? It's called the "Aussie Peelback."

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/22/12(Wed)00:20 No.18050159 File: 1329888013.png-(232 KB, 800x800, ameriiicuh.png) TAKE A DEEP BREATH MAYBE A FEW

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:20 No.18050163 >>18050111 or we could turn it down out of genuine disinterest. how bout that?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:20 No.18050164 >>18050148 You say that like the humans aren't incredibly lethal.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/22/12(Wed)00:20 No.18050166
File: 1329888059.jpg-(32 KB, 400x278, Colt_Model_1903.jpg)

Minna lifts the lid off the small white box, and you throw yourself back with a scream of terror, hands flying in front of your face -

"... no scorpion?" you marvel.

Minna blinks. "What?"

"..... nothing," you say in a very small voice.

She holds the box out to you. You take it gingerly, tensed for an explosion. Very, very carefully lifting up the tissue paper, you find... a small, silver pistol.

"Colt," Minna begins, "Model-"

"Nineteen-Oh-Eight," you say. "In .380. Much preferable to .32, but you can't really find them anymore..."

"I had one laying around," Minna says, brushing her hair back for no good reason. "You always seem to be getting into firefights, so I figured you could use a backup." She pauses. "God knows you don't like Walthers much."

"Well," you say, "they *are* German."

"Didn't you just buy a German watch?"

You dig in your flight jacket's pocket and produce the battered white cardboard box, which has somehow survived your many misadventures intact. "Guilty."

You hand it to Minna and she pockets it, not quite looking at you.

"Well, I'd better get going," she says. "Work to be done." She turns and strides for the door...

>"Thank you."
>"Wait..."
>"COVER ME!"

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:21 No.18050177 >>18050164 I meant innately, humans need tools to be incredibly lethal.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:21 No.18050179 >>18050163 Pilot. We rank next to crows and dragons when it comes to loot.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:21 No.18050184 >>18050166 "Waittt"

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/22/12(Wed)00:21 No.18050186 >>18050166 >"COVER ME" duh

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:21 No.18050189 >>18050152 You know, I have a week off of school right now, and I don't think anyone has started that. Fuck it, I'll get started on that tomorrow. Might be done by the time the next SWQ happens.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:22 No.18050191 >>18050166 Thank you. Peace offering is peace offering.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:22 No.18050192 >>18050166 >watch given MISSION ACCOMPLISHED MEN GOOD WORK And now we thank her.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:22 No.18050195 >>18050166 'thanks'

Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:22 No.18050196

>>18050130
ok, if it's poisonous in australia, it kills you. arizona, not so much unless snake

basically, been bit/stunk by ants bees wasps spiders - meh, whatever. hurts a little bit, goes a way in a little bit. scorpion sting hurts. for hours and hours afterwards

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:22 No.18050198 >>18050166 COVER ME

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/22/12(Wed)00:22 No.18050201 >>18050166 Combine all three? Have a quick talk, thank her, rope her into SOAP TO SOAP COMBAT

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:22 No.18050203 >>18050166 COVER ME! Fuck this drama bullshit. We're overworked, we're tired, and right now we have a half dozen witches to get a sudsy vendetta on against. Let's have the soap fight to end all fucking soap fights.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:22 No.18050204 >>18050166 She's leaving through the door back onto the battlefield? HOOOOO BOY. IT'S TIME TO TEST THIS BABY OUT. AND THE GUN.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:22 No.18050205 >>18050166 GIFTS EXCHANGED ALL IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD FOR NOW And while I feel tempted to be nice and ask her to wait... >COVER ME

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:22 No.18050208 >>18050166 Assuming "cover me" is an invitation to join the soap games, then that.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/22/12(Wed)00:23 No.18050209 >>18050049 I... am okay with this.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:23 No.18050212 >>18050166 >brushing her hair back for no good reason MC still turning her cylinder over.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:23 No.18050213 >>18050166 >Thank you

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:23 No.18050214 When did we get our flight jacket back? I thought we were still wearing the engineer's clothes, and he was in our jacket and his underwear...

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:23 No.18050215 >>18050166 Get her to talk to you about the situation, When you're ready to go, leave with the line about the soap bullets we had to discard earlier.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:23 No.18050216 >>18050166 >finally gave her the watch FUCK YEAH also >cover me we stared world war soap and we are going to dam well end it.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:23 No.18050217 Thank you. We sure she has our watch?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:23 No.18050218 >>18050166 [x] "Wait" [x] "Thank you" [x] "Cover me" IN THAT ORDER

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/22/12(Wed)00:23 No.18050220 File: 1329888214.jpg-(144 KB, 850x640, I'll take command.jpg) >"COVER ME!" WE NEED YOU TO DEFEAT THE FINNISH MENACE

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:23 No.18050223 >>18050166 Thank you, boss. I will wear it with pride. So, when do you want to fuck up that alien transmitter?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:23 No.18050225 >>18050166 >"Thank you." Then >"COVER ME!"

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:23 No.18050226 >Wait!

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:23 No.18050227 you bastards are being far too defensive about this situation. CONFESS OUR LOVE FOR MINNA then use her shocked expression to headbutt her and flee!

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:23 No.18050228 >>18050166 "About that signal triangulation flight..." Keep it to business, people. There's work to be done here.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:23 No.18050230 >"Thank you." >"Wait..." 1 of the two, a quick thank you at least. Shit, she actually took the watch.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:24 No.18050231 >>18050166 >WAIT You STILL owe us some information gathering, Planefag.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:24 No.18050232 >>18050214 magic

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:24 No.18050236 >>18050166 Cover me! Bonding experience with Minna is necessary. No number of conversation counts for as much as fun, and that means fighting together in the soap wars.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:24 No.18050238 >>18050166 ALL THREE Thank her, chat then pull her into the soap battle!

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:24 No.18050239 >>18049836 THIS. NOW WE DO THIS. HAND HER OURS AND DO THIS. SHE NEEDS SOME SHENANIGANS IF THIS IS HER ONLY RESPONSE TO YESTERDAY.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:24 No.18050242 >>18050166 COVER ME! The Soap Wars are still going on outside! We'd be remiss in our squadron duties if we let her go out there without a wingman.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:24 No.18050246 Get her in on the soap battle. She could unwind.

Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:24 No.18050247

>>18050026
My $0.02:

Write basic outlines based on your suggestions for what we should do before you do the quest. Fill in details of those outlines with the shit we post in-thread. Wait 10-15 minutes after you drop a post before checking our shit and finalizing your next post. And if something mind-numbingly awesome comes up just before you drop a post, but you don't notice it until after you post? Just pass off the original post as a thought the MC had or something and retcon it away in favor of the awesome.

Also, don't be afraid to drop a post that lacks "wat do" at the end if you're gonna take more than 15-20 minutes to do the next segment between "wat do"s justice. Put up whatever you've got after five-10 minutes of writing time, we'll entertain ourselves until you can finish.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:25 No.18050251 >>18050166 >"Wait..." >"Thank you."

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:25 No.18050252 >>18050152 >>18050189 1d4chan?

>>	Major Airlift 02/22/12(Wed)00:25 No.18050255 I told you guys. Shooting at each other is german foreplay.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:25 No.18050256 >>18050223 I like this. Not too sappy, and it gets us back to work.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:26 No.18050259 [x]Wait! We still need to talk. We still need INFORMATION. What is it that she doesn't want to tell us about gnomes? And why, after wanting to know badly enough to fire a round in her general direction, are we no longer caring about that?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:26 No.18050260 >>18050239 >OURS Our Walther, chambered with soap, I mean.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:26 No.18050263 >>18050186 >>18050198 >>18050203 >>18050205 >>18050208 >>18050216 >>18050220 >>18050236 >>18050242 This. Then this: >>18049836

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:26 No.18050265 >>18050239 This could actually work. I'll back it.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:26 No.18050266 >>18050166 Note to self: pointing firearms at Minna appears to be turn on.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:26 No.18050267 "Soap War is still on... I could use a wingman"

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:26 No.18050269 >>18050152 >>18050189 I've got the first five threads finished. I could take a few hours out of tomorrow and finish the job.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:26 No.18050270 >>18050247 >we'll entertain ourselves until you can finish. yes, because if theres anything we the fans of SWQ need its less adult supervision.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:26 No.18050273 WAIT. We need to talk about this shit. I mean, really. At the very least I want to learn how to use this magic stuff.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/22/12(Wed)00:27 No.18050275 >>18050259 Oh, we care, but we must establish battlefield superiority first.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:27 No.18050276 >>18050166 >Wait... >Thank you. >Now, cover me! World War Soap is going on outside! And after we're clear, we need to talk to her about finding that Martian transmitter and killing the fuck out of it.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:27 No.18050279 >>18050227 fuck, that plan is useless if the box was a gift and not a death trap... do we have any pocketed soap rounds? we should shoot her in the rump once she's at 22 ft!

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:27 No.18050280 thank you. politeness costs NOTHING, can gain something, return on investment is infinite, dew et a less dysfunctional relationship will help MC and minna both

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:27 No.18050284 Actually, COVER ME. It's a good chance to do some bonding, and I think she'd make one HELL of a teammate.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:27 No.18050287 >>18050166 Do all three. Then add "ITS DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE, TAKE THIS" and give her back her gun. Loaded with a clip (or is it magazine? I can never fucking remember beyond that there is a difference) of soap bullets.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:27 No.18050290 >>18050269 >first five threads >out of 31 good luck.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:27 No.18050291 >>18050228 Probably good to mention this

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:27 No.18050292 >>18050273 This. Let's contain our autism for a moment.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:27 No.18050293 >>18050284 If we need to pick one, it should be this.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:29 No.18050304 >>18050239 I just realized something >we both have walthers >we have multiple magazines of soap rounds >we don't even need to hand her ours, she can just load hers with soap rounds Don't know why I missed that

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:29 No.18050309 >>18050290 Was doing it for a friend who's a fan of SW but doesn't go on 4chan. Doing the one from the SOPA day thing where everything was spoilered was a bitch.

Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:29 No.18050310

Wait. We really need to talk about earlier. Sorry about pulling a gun on you and all that.

Its just that the way the conversation was going before I entered sounded like you were gonna of me.

It all in really bad taste with what happened with earlier too. I mean you almost died earlier and I almost died, And I haven't slept right since I got stationed here and FUCK THOSE ALIUMS!

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:29 No.18050311 >>18050166 >"Wait..."

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:29 No.18050314 >>18050304 Exactly.. This should be our route.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:30 No.18050317 Ask her about finding the signal, and then recruit her to help wrap up the soap fight buy shooting everyone else. Then we can get our good line in.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:30 No.18050318 File: 1329888613.jpg-(51 KB, 465x597, knotpooh.jpg) >>18050292 autistics usually do the best they can we do the worst we can get away with just sayin

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:30 No.18050320 >wait...

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:31 No.18050328 >>18050310 NO. She's clearly ready to just get back to business right now. Best to just leave it alone for now.

Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:31 No.18050330

>>18050273
Yes, but first we all really need to unwind from a week of shitstorms. "Talk about magic" and "plan signal triangulation flight" can wait until we're able to give them our full attention instead of when we're crazy from a combination of stress and painkillers.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:31 No.18050332 >>18050330 This

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:32 No.18050339 >>18050330 And alcohol! Don't forget alcohol!

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:32 No.18050340 >>18050318 Oh stfu, faggot. We can learn about that shit later.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:32 No.18050342 >>18050310 Not needed. She gave us a gift, and finally accepted our gift to her. What we said about having her treat us as an equal clearly sank in. Now is the time for some squad-based bonding through the power of firearms.

Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:32 No.18050346

We could just about pull out that line from earlier now actually. And point out that after we finish off some of them, we can send them off to do something useful for the triangulation. And then get started ourselves as well on that after she gets a much-needed chance to blow off some steam and bond with us and them.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:33 No.18050348 >>18050318 As someone with autism, I can say one half that statement is accurate. And a lot of the time I do better than 'normal' people. Take that as you will.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:33 No.18050350 >>18050330 >stress, painkillers, and BOOZE FTFY Also, >implying that's not when we do our best work

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:33 No.18050356 >>18050342 >>18050346 Yes.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:34 No.18050361 >>18050348 haha, you're autistic! but really, no you're not, so shut the fuck up

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:34 No.18050362 >>18050348 How about we just pick an option that isn't stupid?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:34 No.18050366 File: 1329888894.gif-(109 KB, 720x278, 2012-02-21-800dough.gif) http://wondermark.com/800/

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:35 No.18050369 >>18050339 Given the amount of alcohol we've drunk, we might actually have forgotten about the alcohol.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:35 No.18050370 >>18050362 We have. You're just the idiot who doesn't like it.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:35 No.18050372 >>18050267 This and something like "and I'll bet you could use the chance to unwind a bit"

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:36 No.18050380 >>18050361 least it wasn't self-diagnosed asperger's now quit proving his and >>18050318 's point

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/22/12(Wed)00:36 No.18050385
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You watch Minna walk out the office door without saying a word.

You look down at the little pistol she handed you.

You are not good with words. But actions have always spoken louder, yes?

You tear out the side-door of the office and swiftly lurch to one of the small secondary armories set up after the pair of Martian assaults. The Quartermaster is German and half the base Supply Sergeants either Italian or British, which has led to most base stockpiles being a fine, fine clusterfuck. Case in point, this one holds Sten guns, Thompson magazines... and boxes of .380. For the .380-chambered Walthers they're going to issue "any day now." In retrospect, the delay probably saved Minna's life; .380 is about twice as powerful as .32, on a good day.

"Still a dinky-ass little bullet," you mutter, swiftly decapping two magazines worth of .380 cartridges, pouring out most of the powder, then digging them into the bar of soap riding in your jacket pocket. You convert your rounds swiftly, having had plenty of reloading practice in Soap Bullet matches at EastChurch.

Luke put a stop to that when some enterprising ground crew shot out the canopy of a Beaufighter with converted .303 rounds. Oops. Fun Times.

Armed and dangerous, you rack the slide and prowl through the hangar, dodging some soap on the way. You manage to catch up with Minna (whom nobody has dared target) close to the exit into Castle Barin.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:36 No.18050387 Also, let's just be EXTRA sure that the rounds in those mags are all soap rounds. We don't need to have Minna accidentally shooting Erica or some shit like that.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:39 No.18050402 >>18050387 It's impossible to make the mistake unless you grab loaded mags. The soap bullets are loaded flush to the brass.

>>	Arcbound 02/22/12(Wed)00:39 No.18050404 File: 1329889145.jpg-(24 KB, 400x400, 1291522537234.jpg) >>18050166 All three at once. If not, then ask her to wait.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:39 No.18050405 >>18050385 This might end well, right? ... Who am I kidding, it's planefag. GLORIOUS FAILURE INCOMING!!!

Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:39 No.18050407

>>18050361
I'm not one of those idiots who passes of their lack of social graces as autism. I do have a legitimate diagnosis, which took years to get because my parents refused to believe my condition. I don't like to reveal it online because of exactly that sort of reaction.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:39 No.18050412 >>18050385 Hand her the Walther. ITS GO TIME

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:39 No.18050414 >>18050385 They used a .303 round for a soap bullet? What the fuck were they high on, and can we get some of that shit?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:39 No.18050415 >>18050385 >give us choices >COMPLETELY IGNORE THEM FOR SOMETHING MORE WONDERFUL Also, ~750 posts.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:40 No.18050417 >>18050385 Oooooooh boy

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/22/12(Wed)00:40 No.18050421 File: 1329889220.jpg-(180 KB, 1920x1080, davion marine head tacs a incu(...).jpg) Of course char would be with the red one.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:40 No.18050423 >>18050385 Awwww yeah. Now what we need is for Sakamoto to sneak a peek and call in the entire base.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:40 No.18050424 File: 1329889222.jpg-(158 KB, 800x525, 1256961365603.jpg) >>18050385 I really do love you. We're even managing to break in our present that has just made us that much more deadly on the battlefield of soap.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:41 No.18050434 The only way to christen a new weapon, load with soap bullets and shoot Minna. Plan of action, what could go wrong?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:41 No.18050435 >>18050385 goddamn it planefag

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:41 No.18050441 >>18050415 Sometimes, I think Planefag completely ignores us... listens to the bing of 4chan X and zen's his way through the quest.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:41 No.18050443 >>18050385 bu sure to use: >>18049836 you silly git.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:42 No.18050447 File: 1329889351.gif-(495 KB, 228x290, 1737_full.gif) >>18050385 >.303 soap bullets

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:42 No.18050448 >>18050443 Yes... Yes! YES! Tai.jpg

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:42 No.18050451 >Everyone joins in and has fun >Sakamoto and Minna say our gnoming is cool >Covered in witches >Chris magically appears at the base >Everything is beautiful again~ >And then the screams start

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:42 No.18050452 >>18050385 Hand her the gun. "It's go time, baby"

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:43 No.18050454 >>18050385 Call out to her, ask for backup. Explain that pistol marksmanship is important and that practical pistol employment is best practiced with force of force practice. Then hand her the colt. It is time for some soaping.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:43 No.18050457 "commander, I would be honored if you would stand by my side in battle."

>>	Arcbound 02/22/12(Wed)00:43 No.18050458 File: 1329889390.jpg-(81 KB, 550x600, 1328413950387.jpg) >>18050385 Perfect.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:43 No.18050462 >>18050441 I think he particularly liked >>18049836's suggestion and it's accompanying general agreement.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:44 No.18050472 File: 1329889463.jpg-(41 KB, 601x405, DO WANT.jpg) >>18050443

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:44 No.18050476 >>18050462 No, that's the point. I think he doesn't listen to the words... Just picks up the feel. Every time someone goes "Dammit that's not what we agreed upon!" PF has spun it to even better heights.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:44 No.18050477 Backup hell. That colt's our main piece from now on.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/22/12(Wed)00:45 No.18050487 >>18050476 Except for when he had us trip Charlotte when we only wanted to shake her arm off of us.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:45 No.18050491 >>18050477 We've loads of .45 back in the plane, but it would be good to carry what we can reload anywhere, and keep the .45 as a backup "problemsolver".

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:45 No.18050496 >>18050487 >spun it to even better heights.

Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:46 No.18050499

I think planefag already has this handled, but there seems to be a lot of suggestion towards giving Minna our newly be-presented gun with soap.

I say nay, we give her the walther we'd previously been using.

You don't fucking give back presents - that was the issue way back when we originally bitched about her not accepting the watch.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:46 No.18050501 >>18050487 Eh. Trude's the one with super-strength. I don't think anything else would have gotten her to let go.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:46 No.18050504 >>18050487 That ended up fine.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:47 No.18050509 >>18050476 Not every time, though this >>18050487 is certainly one where it was better

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/22/12(Wed)00:47 No.18050515
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>>18050385

"Minna..." you call out, the pistol pressed against the back of your thigh.

She pauses.

"I... I wanted to thank you."

She nods, turning to look at you over her shoulder.

"And I... I wanted to talk, if that's okay..." You glance at the ground bashfully, letting a very real flush rise into your cheeks. Well, she doesn't know that, does she?

You see her expression soften, her eyes warm. Looking troubled and sweet and scared, she turns to you, eyes limpid, and your hand tightens on your new pistol, waiting for the perfect moment.

Then she shoots you in the fucking stomach.

"HURF," you exclaim, hunching over as the pain hits your poor belly. "Oh fuck oh shit you bishh...."

"You do know what my special ability is, don't you?" Minna says, her eyes twinkling with amusement. In her hand she has your Walther. Oh, right. You dropped it when Sean took you down, didn't you?

"Ego-kicking? Emasculation? Magical Neuterization?"

"Neuterization?"

"Fuck you, if Shakespear can make up two hundred words, so can I."

"My ability," Minna says, "is advanced situational awareness of the battlefield, in three dimensions."

You blink. "Damn." Situational Awareness is so vital for not getting your ass shot off that pilots budget it like a resource just as tangible as airspeed and altitude - becoming too busy to keep track of a whole fight is reason enough to disengage. Minna's ability might not be flashy, but you immediately recognize it as one of the most powerful amongst the Witches.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:47 No.18050516 >>18050499 We use her gift, we lend her the other gun.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:48 No.18050525 >>18050487 No, that was definitely one of the good times.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:48 No.18050527 >>18050501 They all have enhanced strength when they turn the magic on (little girls, big guns, kind obvious), but Trude is like HULK SMASH in comparison.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:48 No.18050533 >>18050499 Yes give her the walther and begin team bonding time. Should be no problem if Rommal, Patton, and other general/high ranking officers can fuck around/food duel

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:48 No.18050536 >>18050516 Or we dropped it...

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/22/12(Wed)00:49 No.18050542 Oh yeah...well, time for fight scene!

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:49 No.18050544 >>18050515 dang

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:49 No.18050545 File: 1329889759.jpg-(113 KB, 704x396, 1284097948812.jpg) >>18050448

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:49 No.18050546 >>18050515 Time to play! Then we see the ROMMELxPATTON Tag Team

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:49 No.18050548 >>18050515 Extend hand. Say "Truce?" If/when she takes it, we team up to bust some caps in some asses back in the hangar.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:49 No.18050554 >>18050515 Yell "OPEN SEASON ON THE BOSS"

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:49 No.18050556 rolled 30 = 30 >>18050487 Can someone refresh my memory on this one?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:50 No.18050560 >>18050515 Let's get a little infodump here, while we have the chance.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:50 No.18050563 >>18050515 The correct response here is to start laughing.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:50 No.18050564 File: 1329889842.jpg-(48 KB, 444x366, 1242228313727.jpg) >>18050515

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:50 No.18050565 File: 1329889842.jpg-(48 KB, 600x674, 1329019086867.jpg) >>18050515

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:50 No.18050566 >>18050515 Ehh everything went better than expected Also see if shes up for trying to get the Finish horor

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:51 No.18050567 >>18050515 Looks like she's feeling better, at least. Now, let's see if we can mop up some of these losers. ....oh god, what if No.8 Commando joins in? With Paddy and Stirling? ...that might actually be a good exercise; Air Force vs Infantry.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:51 No.18050571 >>18050556 That was Trude

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:51 No.18050574 File: 1329889888.png-(136 KB, 428x510, 1329007267770.png) >>18050554 this oh god this

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:51 No.18050576 >>18050515 "Well played."

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/22/12(Wed)00:51 No.18050578 File: 1329889907.jpg-(50 KB, 320x375, promotionfoe.jpg) >>18050515 C-C-C-C-COUNTER TROLLED

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:52 No.18050586 >>18050554 sounds good. if shes gonna cheat, bring reinforcements.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:52 No.18050590 >>18050554 For extra troll, we should keep on her side.

>>	Major Airlift 02/22/12(Wed)00:52 No.18050592 File: 1329889965.jpg-(31 KB, 400x301, bugsbunnyMinuteman.jpg) >>18050515 Of course you know this means war!

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:52 No.18050598 >>18050515 But I thought we already knew what her ability was. We got freaked out in the dungeon about it. And besides, wouldn't she need to have her magic activated or whatever to be able to use it? We would have seen the ears and shit.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:53 No.18050604 File: 1329890009.jpg-(44 KB, 700x466, 1303416802412.jpg) >>18050515 "They'll never see us coming. Together we will be UNSTOPPABLE."

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:53 No.18050607 >>18050515 In hindsight, this is obvious. We are her equal now. Which means we're ELIGIBLE TARGET FOR TROLLING. Honestly? Things are looking up.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:53 No.18050610 >>18050598 We infered that she could detect us with magic... We didn't get told what she can do. It could have simply been a smartass detector.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:53 No.18050612 File: 1329890037.gif-(403 KB, 200x180, 1329385185863.gif) >>18050515 SHE'S LEARNING. Guys, we may be making a monster. Imagine the trolling power of a base commander.

>>	alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/22/12(Wed)00:54 No.18050615 >>18050546 There were no survivors

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:54 No.18050616 rolled 68 = 68 >>18050598 Sakamoto asked if she wanted to use her juju to locate us. We didn't know exactly what she meant, but we really did not wanted to be located.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:54 No.18050621 >>18050598 No. We knew Sakamoto's, which is "see through everything with X-ray vision".

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:54 No.18050625 >>18050598 She only needed it on while tracking us to the Armoury. Besides any time we've actually heard about her ability we've tended not to be entirely coherent or otherwise distracted.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:55 No.18050629 >>18050612 You don't understand at all.. We're one step closer to a row of witches, wearing pants and sunglasses.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:55 No.18050630 >>18050598 MC knew and it freaked him out, but now he's realized just how nasty it can be in an actual fight. Imagine having to actually dogfight against someone who has eyes on you all the time.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:55 No.18050632 >>18050610 >>18050616 Ok, but we still should have seen the ears, right? I gather they don't have them on all the time.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:55 No.18050638 >>18050632 Powers don't necessarily need the familiar to manifest. Just for maximum power.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:56 No.18050642 >>18050515 I take it all back

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:56 No.18050645 Can we shoot her yet? I mean really, just because she can assess doesn't mean we can't shoot her anyway.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:56 No.18050646 >>18050576 This

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:57 No.18050647 >>18050515 >laid out by a cheap shot from a smalltime German witch we must be slipping.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:57 No.18050648 >>18050632 Come to think of it, has planefag ever said they gain ears and tails when they use their powers? Maybe they don't in this setting.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:57 No.18050649 The shift from SERIOUS BUSINESS to SOAPY HIJINKS has left me bamboozled. I'd like to ask if we could be taught how to use our ability properly.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:57 No.18050655 >>18050546 >Rommel Patton Tag Power http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEFAVZrudlo Followed by >>18050615

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:57 No.18050658 >>18050515 I don't see us being able to work this in now: >>18049836

>>	Will 02/22/12(Wed)00:58 No.18050661 Gentlemen. We have earned our equality. Now, let's get shipped back into our proper room. BUT FIRST, HAVE AT THEE!

Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:58 No.18050662

>>18050612
Can you imagine what it will become like, when we achieve our goal and the Witches are all Pilots?
It'll be a never-ending rollercoaster of trolling and sexual molestation aimed at us.
Because unless Chuck was bad enough to not get a kill or two in that big air raid, we're currently the bottom bitches on the kill tally totem pole.

Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 02/22/12(Wed)00:58 No.18050666
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>>18050554

"Control this is Ghostrider, engaging counter-troll maneuvers."

"Ghostrider that is not advisable repeat, not advisable. Target does not react well to trolling, this is not the smart course of action."

"Control, i'm a pilot. My entire job isn't a smart course of action."

*engage sunglasses*

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:58 No.18050667 >>18050658 We ALWAYS work it in.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:58 No.18050668 >>18050649 Let them have their fun, we've got more time than we thought. MC is getting the respect he should have had in the first place, so we're in a good position.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/22/12(Wed)00:58 No.18050670
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>>18050515

"But how did you know I was going to-"

"Besides it being you?" she says. "Mr. Bounce? I can also pick up general emotions." She tilts her head a little and for a moment she looks...

"And yours screamed 'unholy glee'," she says, her satisifed smirk occluding any contemplation on her face.

"Thought you were still too woozy for that?"

"Miyafuji helped with that." She purses her lips. "And some painkillers."

"Well, with an ability like that, we could clean up this mob."

Minna shrugs. "I saw Luuchini shielding earlier, so I suppose it's fair game."

You nod. "Now, I know you've probably never done this with somebody before," you say seriously, "but don't you worry, I'll guide you through it. It only hurts a little..."

Minna smiles sweetly at your little joke, and shoots you in the foot.

"FUCK!" you howl. At least she shot the foot of your bad leg, so you can hop around on the good one while you swear a blue streak. "BITCH! FUCK!"

"Just a little?" she says, giggling.

"Oh god, why," you moan.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:58 No.18050671 >>18050649 That, and whether we are in danger of being disappeared.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:59 No.18050674 >>18050647 >crashed >choked + bashed >stabbed >shot >ALL THE MORPHINE >ALL THE BOOZE We're doing well, considering the circumstances

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:59 No.18050675 >>18050658 Nope, we've been out-trolled

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:59 No.18050677 >>18050612 nothing is more horrifying than a bored commander with a sense of Humor, trust me, as a victim of such an occurance.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:59 No.18050678 >>18050662 Chuck has a day fighter, he didn't get to fly in the night raid. So I guess he's in the bottom of the totem pole~

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/22/12(Wed)00:59 No.18050679 >>18050670 I like her more and more

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:59 No.18050681 >>18050670 "Coming on a bit strong, aren't we?" Gonna keep getting shot, totally worth it.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:00 No.18050683 >>18050670 Thank you, just what I needed: to be shot in the area that already hurts.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:00 No.18050686 >>18050681 >>18050681 >>18050681 >>18050681 >>18050681 >>18050681 >>18050681 >>18050681 >>18050681

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:00 No.18050687 File: 1329890435.jpg-(183 KB, 800x800, 1308527051264.jpg) >>18050649 The twin faces of planefag

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:00 No.18050688 >>18050670 D'aww~

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/22/12(Wed)01:00 No.18050691 Youu know what? End the thread here. High note. Interrogate witches, acquire knowledge later.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:00 No.18050692 >>18050670 OPEN SEASON ON THE BOSS

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:00 No.18050697 >>18050670 Oh yea... We got this.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:00 No.18050699 >>18050670 >Minna giggles Worth it

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:01 No.18050701 >>18050670 Defrosting: complete.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:01 No.18050702 >01:00 NEXT TIME

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:01 No.18050703 >>18050670 Okay, Minna's back in good form and it's FUCKING GLORIOUS. Job well done I think, gents.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:01 No.18050707 >>18050681 SUAVE HOTSHOT PILOT MODE, ENGAGE

>>	Major Airlift 02/22/12(Wed)01:01 No.18050710 File: 1329890497.jpg-(11 KB, 240x160, 1327467187722.jpg) We are RAPIDLY losing control of the trolling situation on this base. Something must be done, quickly!

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:02 No.18050717 >>18050702 Since we're at 850 replies, that seems likely. He's not going to want to start a new thread just for 15-20 minutes.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/22/12(Wed)01:02 No.18050719 >>18050710 Fuck that! We will always be Troll King, but we WANT them to be able to hold their own.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:02 No.18050722 >>18050710 Trolling is intensifying to a point where we won't be able to contain it. But why contain it? Scool.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:02 No.18050724 >>18050710 >implying that wasn't our plan all along

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:02 No.18050725 >>18050670 Shes on a roll

>>	Major Airlift 02/22/12(Wed)01:03 No.18050731 >>18050725 I still think she gets off on shooting/being shot at.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:03 No.18050734 >>18050681 I like you, and I like this.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:03 No.18050736 >>18050681 Oh yeah.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:03 No.18050740 >>18050731 German, we've been over this

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:03 No.18050742 >>18050731 Her fiance died in foreplay.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:04 No.18050749 >>18050670 >Giggling Worth it

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:04 No.18050750 >>18050670 I can only assume the thawing of the ice queen that was minna is almost complete also keep the innuendo rolling, were going to keep getting shot but its worth it.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:04 No.18050752 >>18050681 Planefag's going to see this after he posts again, isn't he?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:05 No.18050753 >>18050740 >>18050742 You might say it left him aviators.jpg wehrmarked.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:05 No.18050758 >>18050742 It would be more accurate to state that she was NTR'd by the ALIUMS with their superior firepower and gunplay.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/22/12(Wed)01:05 No.18050760 >>18050753 That was awful. I approve.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/22/12(Wed)01:05 No.18050762 >>18050753 ... ......... ow

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:05 No.18050764 >>18050750 >>18050752 Our goal? Have her empty the walther... We then call open season and play cheeky bodyguard.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:05 No.18050765 File: 1329890759.jpg-(284 KB, 762x709, 1327642117001.jpg) >>18050753

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:06 No.18050770 I think she's trying to seduce us. It's the only logical conclusion.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/22/12(Wed)01:06 No.18050778 File: 1329890802.jpg-(29 KB, 499x302, nasty.jpg) >>18050722 WARNING WARNING PANTSLESS WITCHES

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:07 No.18050783 >>18050778 >That pic

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:08 No.18050787 File: 1329890886.jpg-(274 KB, 894x503, bba1f582283b4ff905b1c3619dae73(...).jpg) >>18050753 You delightful son of a bitch.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:08 No.18050789 File: 1329890888.jpg-(76 KB, 295x470, 1329385045032.jpg) >>18050770 Maybe a little.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:08 No.18050794 >>18050791 Wrong thread?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:08 No.18050796 >>18050791 Wrong thread, bro.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:09 No.18050798 >>18050791 Cross-over time?

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/22/12(Wed)01:09 No.18050799 >>18050791 What the Christ

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:09 No.18050800 File: 1329890947.gif-(1.6 MB, 350x197, 1307581846940.gif) >>18050791

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:09 No.18050801 >>18050791 THIS AIN'T YO THREAD, GEAR.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/22/12(Wed)01:09 No.18050802 >>18050791 >WHO DO YOU PICK OH MASTER BUTLERS? I feel you maybe in the wrong thread

>>	Major Airlift 02/22/12(Wed)01:09 No.18050806 >>18050791 >>18050794 Or maybe a crossover?

Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:09 No.18050807

>>18050778
We really do need to do something about their lack of pants. There's no reasonable justification for it, and it's just stupid besides. We've joked about it before, with giving them the pants and all, but we should really buckle down and do something about it now.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:09 No.18050809 >>18050791 DAMMIT LG GO AWAY

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/22/12(Wed)01:10 No.18050818
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>>18050649

You and Minna wade into the Soap Battle, and are both soon sporting a few new bruises from the stinging projectiles - they really DO hurt like fucking hell, which just adds high enough stakes to make the battle appropriately epic.

Underneath it all, of course, the upset, the trauma, the... everything is still there. A lot has remained unsaid. Most, in fact. But the tension is broken, at least - you won't be pointing guns loaded with *real* bullets at Minna anytime soon, or her you. There's no way in hell you're both going to sit down and have a big dramatic heart-to-heart that quickly after such a heated... encounter. That shit happens in books, but not real life, unfortunately.

But for now, at least, you'll be able to sweep the Issues under the rug long enough to do your jobs.

As you put another round of soap into Perrine's little fanny from thirty yards, your love of the little pistol's laserlike accuracy leads to you wonder. It really is a nice gift. Even for something as simple as a peace offering, she came around damn quick, didn't she? Several hours? You wonder what triggered it.

Didn't she say something about picking up general emo-

"God dammit," you snarl, sinking behind some supply crates. "God dammit dammit dammit."

>>	Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 02/22/12(Wed)01:10 No.18050821 >>18050791 ..Bahahahahahahahahahaha. Suddenly cross overs, cross overs everywhere

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:10 No.18050826 >>18050791 ...I don't think MC is the right sort of Mahou Shounen for your quest, Gear.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:11 No.18050830 >>18050818 Minna you are not Meer Campbell what the fuck are you doing

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:11 No.18050831 >>18050818 Ah.. That makes sense now... She didn't even need to listen to what we were saying...

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:11 No.18050832 >>18050818 ...she knoooooows...

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/22/12(Wed)01:11 No.18050835 >>18050818 And so the penny drops for MC Puts the closet encounter in a rather different light.

>>	Major Airlift 02/22/12(Wed)01:11 No.18050838 >>18050830 I knew I recognized that damn outfit. >>18050818 SHE'S IN OUR HEAD!

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:12 No.18050839 >>18050818 Ah. That little outburst in the cellars. Akwarrrd

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:12 No.18050842 >>18050818 FUCKDAMN SHITCUNTS SWEAR A STREAK THROUGH THE HANGAR AND SHOOT EVERY MOTHER'S SON OR DEVIL'S DAUGHTER WHO POPS A HEAD OUT DRAWN TO YOUR POSITION.

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)01:12 No.18050844 >>18050791 GOTT FUCKING DAMMIT. this is what i get for jumping quests while trying to get some work done >>18050818 Get to talking to Minna and Sakabroto later. See what exactly gnoming is all about.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:12 No.18050846 >>18050818 >she heard us cry SON OF A DUCK.jpg

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:12 No.18050848 >>18050818 Yep saw that coming.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:12 No.18050849 >>18050835 Psychics are always difficult to relate to... Damn... So much for NGAF.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:12 No.18050850 >>18050818 GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:12 No.18050851 File: 1329891171.jpg-(21 KB, 400x261, waifuFagsLeave.jpg) >>18050818 That goddamn manipulative son of a bitch.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/22/12(Wed)01:13 No.18050856 File: 1329891193.jpg-(91 KB, 320x1434, Aile strike is looking good!.jpg) >>18050818 pig disgusting seed destiny

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:13 No.18050858 >>18050818 GOD DAMMIT MEN WE HAVE BEEN EXPOSED SET COURSE FOR THE DANGER ZONE, FULL WEP. WE MUST REGAIN DIGNITY!

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:13 No.18050862 >>18050818 Well, she did have some glorious Freudian slips down at the dungeon, so it's only fair~

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:13 No.18050865 >>18050681 >>18050681 >>18050681 >>18050681 >>18050681 THIS

>>	Arcbound 02/22/12(Wed)01:13 No.18050866 File: 1329891219.png-(58 KB, 553x759, 1292708317510.png) >>18050818 FUCK SHE KNOWS. We must troll her into oblivion.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/22/12(Wed)01:14 No.18050870 Well, if you're lusting after a girl this is about the best way for her to find out short of just telling her.

Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:14 No.18050879
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>>18050818
>something about picking up general emo-
Welp, there goes our image of the complete asshole and unflappable combat pilot.

Maybe now we can get some fucking work done, like killing Martians, and killing the fuck out of that fucking transmitter.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:15 No.18050885 File: 1329891317.jpg-(120 KB, 475x267, ent_f_blog_011212a.jpg) >>18050858 RED ALERT! SHIELDS UP!

Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:15 No.18050892

>>18050649
So, every time we even *think* about a girl... she knows.

Y'know, if her powers are *that* good, the only reason she's been off-kilter the whole time we've been here is because... we've been acting more or less random, like a hyper kid, and confused the snot out of her sensors.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:15 No.18050895 >>18050870 We've been broadcasting unparalleled amounts of want... I guess that's one hell of a confession.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:16 No.18050901 File: 1329891378.jpg-(52 KB, 546x480, nobody cares!.jpg) ... Oh yes, because it's a huge fucking deal for men to cry.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:16 No.18050903 >>18050870 You can't just have casual sex with a psychic, there in your head, feeding on your emotions, some might even suggest it to be addictive. This shit has Yandare BAD END written all over it. You'd do well to CRAZY IVAN away from it.

>>	Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 02/22/12(Wed)01:16 No.18050906 >>18050879 This. We give no fucks what she thinks she knows about us. It's about time we hit the rack and then get some shit done. We have martians to hunt, invasion plans to walk in on, and things to do. Go time.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:16 No.18050908 >>18050856 That's an insult to both pigs and the concept of disgust.

Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:16 No.18050909

You realize, that also means that the next time we notice her using that, we can smirk and innocently start looking at her legs. Nothing to say we can't stack the odds against her learning something useful when sifting our emotions. And we'd be broadcasting unholy glee before, during, and after so she'd have limited warning.

>>	Major Airlift 02/22/12(Wed)01:17 No.18050914 File: 1329891447.jpg-(111 KB, 587x800, 1327452479879.jpg) >>18050903 Did someone say yandere?

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/22/12(Wed)01:17 No.18050915
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>>18050818

SHE KNOWS.

It's worse then the Gnome thing. You didn't think that was possible. BUT IT IS.

SHE KNOWS.

You're still writhing in the grip of this horrid realization when some girl you've never seen before, wearing the standard no-pants ensemble of a Witch, runs up to you and seizes your arm. "Sir! Sir! Help!"

"Whu... ut?" you say irritably, glancing at her.

"You're a pilot, they'll listen to you and... you have a gun! Help!"

"What, what is it?"

She turns her terrified eyes to yours, and you realize she's completely and utterly serious. "Wendeline and Caldwell are about to kill each other!"

>wut

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:17 No.18050918 >>18050903 >Cant have casual sex with a empath Watch us.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:18 No.18050922 Guys, Minna isn't some mind reader, otherwise she would've known about Sanya.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:18 No.18050923 >>18050915 What who? Oh hell let's go.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/22/12(Wed)01:18 No.18050926 File: 1329891503.jpg-(641 KB, 640x1878, destinyv.jpg) >>18050908 WHAT DO I CALL IT

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:18 No.18050928 >>18050915 Wut

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/22/12(Wed)01:18 No.18050929 >>18050915 Uh? Hell of a way to introduce new characters, I guess.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:18 No.18050933 >>18050818 Well, she did say she wanted to "feel us out". Or at least she tried to, anyway. I suppose she just liked what she found, or at least respected it. Which is progress.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:19 No.18050937 >>18050915 Planefag, you're awesome and all, but it's been bugging me. Than != Then It pains me to see such an engaging story also engaging my rage.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:19 No.18050939 >>18050915 >the Tank Witches be fightin' SHOOT THEM WITH SOOOOOAP

>>	Arcbound 02/22/12(Wed)01:19 No.18050940 >>18050915 Full speed. Assess situation.

>>	Major Airlift 02/22/12(Wed)01:19 No.18050942 File: 1329891561.jpg-(27 KB, 375x250, 1328422998504.jpg) >>18050915 God damn, planefag. Did you take some speed? You're churning out the posts fucking fast.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:19 No.18050944 NEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:19 No.18050945 >>18050915 "wut"

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:19 No.18050950 >>18050903 Man, you really want her to be evil, don't you?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:19 No.18050951 >>18050915 man what

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:19 No.18050952 NEXT TIME ON SWQ!!!

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:19 No.18050954 >>18050909 Oh, certainly. Especially, say, during a briefing in front of alllll of the other girls, who start wondering why she's blushing and stumbling over her words... It's trolling! It's waifuing! It makes mounds of Julienne fries, all at the same time!

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:20 No.18050955 THIS CLIFFHANGER CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:20 No.18050959 >>18050915 Wut indeed. And dammit, the witches who don't have individual pages.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:20 No.18050960 File: 1329891639.jpg-(38 KB, 290x269, angry hitler.jpg) >>18050926 just....just toss it in the warp.....or in lava JUST GET IT THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:20 No.18050963 >>18050915 The CO's with us at the moment. Good timing.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:21 No.18050970 >>18050954 This is so wonderfully horribly we must do it.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:21 No.18050976 rolled 63 = 63 >>18050915 I hope we still have our .45 loaded with real bullets too, but we should probably dick around with the soap gun first if possible.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:22 No.18050982 >>18050954 YES

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:22 No.18050983 >>18050903 >>18050914 Crazy Ivan into that, I mean she got them legs and dat ass. Who else would we want besides shirley who we can't have because she is chucks sister?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:22 No.18050984 >>18050915 "Oi! Minna! Serious business, over here!"

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:22 No.18050987 >>18050954 I'd just like to point out, we can do that (and we should, cause it's a good idea) without actually being waifu-fags about it. She's still a fucking bitch; we've thought that from the start in equal measure with our attraction to her.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:22 No.18050988 >>18050850 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSuvOVH0aSQ&t=1m01s

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:23 No.18050992 You guys are so tsun for your CO

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:23 No.18050994 >>18050915 >wut? "What? And their CO isn't around to take care of it?" I suppose we could see what this is about.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/22/12(Wed)01:23 No.18050996 File: 1329891811.jpg-(46 KB, 800x800, hydrapoke.jpg) >>18050915 NEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES: HE SHOT THE WENDYBIRD, BUT HE DID NOT SHOOT THE DEPUTY! STRIKE WITCHES will resume THURSDAY at the usual time, 6:30-7:00 PM EST (-5 GMT.) WOOT WOOT

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:23 No.18050999 >>18050983 we could talk our way into a 3 way with eila and sanya

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:23 No.18051002 >>18050996 I SWEAR IT WAS IN SELF DEFENSE

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:24 No.18051006 >>18050987 >>18050992 >Implying we aren't Tsun to anything legal on the island, and Big bro to anything younger

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:24 No.18051007 Her trolling is going out of control, SHE'S IN OUR HEAD

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:24 No.18051010 >>18050996 FUCK YEAH! AT LEAST IT'S NOT SUNDAY!

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:25 No.18051016 >>18050996 Planefag... You have never disappointed. S!

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:25 No.18051018 >>18050996 >SWQ tomorrah yesssssssssssss PF YOU ARE A GENTLEMAN AND A SCHOLAR GOOD NIGHT

>>	Major Airlift 02/22/12(Wed)01:25 No.18051019 >>18050996 >>18050996 > rapidfire posting as the end > only two days between threads > melted icequeen Minna Who are you and what have you done with Planefag!?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:25 No.18051024 >>18050996 It's kind of obvious when you let a thread run to 950 posts, Planefag.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:25 No.18051025 >>18050996 PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAANEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/22/12(Wed)01:25 No.18051029 >>18051006 I honestly think that's ideal. It's very Air Force. >>18050996 Well done. NOW I CAN SLEEP

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:26 No.18051037 >>18050996 No tears this time! Ye' dastardliness be slipping!

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:26 No.18051038 >>18050996 Okay.jpg

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:26 No.18051039 >>18051018 Day after tommorow.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:27 No.18051044 >>18051007 Face it. We've been inside her head since the moment we landed. Her SMALLTIME witch powers only JUST bring her to our level. Well, not quite our level. Around our ankles, perhaps. But good enough to secure provisional bro status.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/22/12(Wed)01:27 No.18051050 >>18050996 BUT THEN WHO DID? Fun threads planefag, and everything turned out better than expected. And now, at 6:30, this britfag is signing out...

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:27 No.18051052 >She knows "General emotions" could easily be "everyone is so gleeful at the base so suddenly"

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:28 No.18051059 Minna finally shows us her dere side? Now I know we accomplished something

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:28 No.18051066 >>18051019 >>18051037 He's out of troll-energy. He needs to recharge.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:28 No.18051067 Get this thread chived if its not already

>>	Major Airlift 02/22/12(Wed)01:28 No.18051068 >>18051052 ohshit If she's an empath did we just get her drunk on everyone being happy for once?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:28 No.18051069 rolled 23 = 23 >>18051039 it is currently Wednesday where I live, and planefag operates on my timezone, therefore the quest resumes tomorrow, the fact that we will all sleep twice beforehand is irrelevant.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:28 No.18051070 >>18051039 the day after tomorrow it's tomorrow, right sfninit now it's already tomorrow.

THIS IS WHAT YOU CAN DO WHEN YOU DO HAVE TO STAY IN SECOND PERSON. Writefag 02/22/12(Wed)01:29 No.18051072

London England
Two Weeks later…

The room wasn’t smoky or dimly lit, in fact it was quite bright and well-furnished for a castle that was nominally the strategic head of the Allied efforts this side of the Atlantic. It was within this room that two men met, one British, the other American.

“…Our next candidate.” The American spoke calmly, sliding a plain manila folder stamped with a bright red “TOP SECRET” to his counterpart. “Lt. James Nemo Anders. Twenty years old. 48th Pursuit Squadron out of Alexandria.”

He gave his counterpart time to read through the pile of reports, debriefings and complaints before continuing. “You know that Boom-and-Zoom rocket attack squadrons have been picking up for use against Heavies? He figured that out on his first combat mission.” He took a seat across from the Brit. “Managed to knock out a heavy on his own, saved one of the Bishop sisters while he was at it.”

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:29 No.18051080 Well done guys We almost broke 1k posts again

Sorry, it's a short one tonight... Writefag 02/22/12(Wed)01:30 No.18051085

The Brit chewed on his cigar, reading the report as the American announced it. “Which one?”

“The middle one. Geneveve.”

“And how many kills?...”

“As of now, eight.” He flipped a few pages over. “Made ace-in-a-day two weeks ago in fight over the Egyptian coast.”

“A lot of complaints. 512th doesn’t like him.” The stack of complaints made up the bulk of the folder.

“Ever since the Zoom and Boom that Lightning squadron has been stealing the Witches thunder,” he explained. “No pun intended.”

The Brit continued looking through the document. “He’s good, certainly, but what makes him special?”

“Look at the report from his first mission again. He pulled out of a compressibility stall at under five-hundred feet. Hell, chief engineer reported that he had to clean seawater out of the intakes.” The American flipped a few more pages to that report, an angry memo to one Capt. Bristol about the subject.

The Brit chewed at his cigar before letting a mouthful of smoke escape. “Well, then, figure out something to do with him.” He closed the file and moved it aside. “Next?”

“Well, you’ve probably already heard about that Blackwidow crew, it was all over the papers today…”

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:30 No.18051089 >>18051070 Varies on where you live. It's still 10:30 on Tuesday for me.

Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:31 No.18051096

>>18051068
Yeah.
MAKE WITCHES HAPPY, MAKE MINNA HAPPY

Also this kind of puts a damper on the nose art trolling plan... but I have an idea. We reveal our intention to paint the most beautiful girl in the base as nose art for our plane, while BLATANTLY checking out all eligible Witches. With luck, Minna's empath powers will confuse UNHOLY GLEE with BONER.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/22/12(Wed)01:31 No.18051097 >>18051025 >>18051024 >>18051019 You know how the ocean rushes out of harbor before a tsunami comes in and wrecks your shit? Mmmhmm.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:31 No.18051104 Planefag? If you're ever in Santa Barbara, I wanna buy you a beer. Standing offer.

Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:31 No.18051105

>>18051052
I think she finally keyed onto the whole "Dammit Minna, we did all this shit for you, and this is how you repaid me!" vibe we had going during the confrontation. That, and the first thing we did afterwards was drag ourselves into our plane and start crying over the situation.

In other words, she realized the underlying reason to why we reacted the way we did.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:32 No.18051106 >>18051068 Since about sunset when Erica showed up and raised hell, possibly. Sure beats feeling out Sanya and MC.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:33 No.18051114 >>18051085 Yo do you have like a pastebin for these or anything?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:33 No.18051115 >>18051097 ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I'm scared.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:33 No.18051116 >>18051052 Well. Then what would you say about what was going through MC's head when in the closet. SHE KNEW EVERYTHING.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:33 No.18051118 >>18051072 >THIS IS WHAT YOU CAN DO WHEN YOU DO HAVE TO STAY IN SECOND PERSON But you're writing in third person perspective.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:34 No.18051121 >>18051105 See, that's why Sakamoto was being so hard and (frankly) stupid in our confrontation. Minna got where we were coming from, while to Sakamoto, we were a crude american whipping a pistol around.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:35 No.18051129 >>18051116 Also explains why she didn't kick our asses... She knew we were the ones put upon. Didn't stop her from trying to take advantage though wink wink

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:35 No.18051130 >>18051097 You scare me constantly.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:35 No.18051136 >>18051121 Minna pulled a gun on us, you idiot. She clearly didn't have too good a read on us then. It may have been the head injury messing with her still.

>>	Writefag 02/22/12(Wed)01:35 No.18051137 Oddly enough, for being on PST and thus 3hrs behind just about everyone else, I'm just about ready to go crash. Awesome threads tonight, good to see we're back to normal (Sort of), though we really do need to get on that whole "nose art trolling" thing.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:37 No.18051155 >>18051136 She Tried to pull a gun. After we shot, we were silent for about 2 or so minutes... till the ringing stopped. She had more than enough time to catch our mindset, and understand our perspective.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:37 No.18051159 >>18051137 >Back to normal Multiple witches know of our Warlock/gnome powers, we were the troll target instead of the troll, AND we made Minna happy. That is VERY far from normal

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:37 No.18051161 Every thread is glorious. And I think everybody is good for waifuing Minna now.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:38 No.18051165 >>18051161 That's the solution... We name the plane Minna... ALL PROBLEMS SOLVED!

Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:38 No.18051166

>>18051137
>back to normal
I get that we're putting aside what happened so that we can get back to business, but that shit ain't settled yet. What they did was still wrong, and I certainly hope people don't forget about that and have MC get all lovely dovey with the people involved.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:38 No.18051168 >>18051161 Hey fuck you. I'm not up for Waifuing. I'll accept a proper damned romantic relationship, though.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:39 No.18051181 >>18051161 Fuck no. She's still a lying, traitorous bitch.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:39 No.18051182 >>18051168 That's what I mean, really. Just using the term as a catch-all. I'm all for a proper and adult courtship between two consenting adults. Interspersed with crazy bits of chaos.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:40 No.18051196 >>18051181 Still not give up, are you?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:40 No.18051197 >>18051155 No one did anything after that shot except MC, and Minna's actions before it were worse than Sakamoto's.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:40 No.18051199 >>18051136 ahem WE. DREW. FIRST. There is nothing wrong with trying to draw on someone you honestly think is going to kill you. And in that moment, we were pissed. As in, still contained, but VERY pissed.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:40 No.18051204 >985 posts and 151 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view. >thread 31 holy god /tg/ loves strike witches also, is the english dub of season 2 still set for march?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:40 No.18051205 >>18051168 its not waifuing, it's frauleining

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:41 No.18051207 >>18051168 We're already belligerent sexual tension-ing all over each other.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:41 No.18051210 >>18051182 As long as the sex is missionary position, holding hands, with the lights out, I'm all for it.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:41 No.18051213 >>18051196 Are you still not giving up on forcing a boring, cliche romance plot here?

Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:42 No.18051221

>>18051121
Also explains why she regressed back to her near-catatonia. She thought that she had once again lost the person who liked her for good. Once she picked up that we didn't kill ourselves, and actually started being happy again, she worked up some relief and got the gift.

And took the damn watch, finally.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:42 No.18051222 >>18051210 Are you willing to make compromises if we cannot find a bed or light switch?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:42 No.18051236 >>18051199 But it was stupid of her to do that (see MC's rant on the matter), so her mind reading powers don't seem to have helped her much there.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:42 No.18051239 >1004 Posts Jesus christ

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:42 No.18051240 >>18051222 Name your price

Starshadow 02/22/12(Wed)01:43 No.18051243

>>18051181
Sometimes I think people who have seen the anime are allowing it to colour their opinions of the characters too much. Remember, this is NOT Canon Strike Witches.

Good work as usual planefag :D ALL DEM REVELATIONS. Really puts our previous encounters in a new light.

Gentlemen, we must up our game.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:43 No.18051252 >>18051243 >:D Please disengage.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:43 No.18051254 >>18051204 >dub Jesus Christ why would you do that to yourself?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:44 No.18051255 >>18051243 Bitch, do you really think I'd watch that crap? Shut the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:44 No.18051259 >>18051210 >not for purposes of procreation only YOU SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:47 No.18051290 >>18051210 Well, /tg/ was known as /d/'s literature sect- >Not for the purpose of procreation SLUT

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:48 No.18051300 >>18051254 because unless there is a serious quality difference (most of digimon) i prefer hearing things in my native language

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:50 No.18051324 >>18051213 Are you still not giving up on forcing a type of working relationship that many people have to fucking deal with on a daily basis, and for which the solutions are just as boring, cliched, and well-documented that HR has a fucking dossier on it?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:50 No.18051334 >>18051210 No. With the love/hate we keep getting from her, you know she'd be kinky as hell.

>>	Starshadow 02/22/12(Wed)01:53 No.18051367 >>18051252 Sometimes words alone cannot convey enough praise. >>18051255 Well I haven't seen the anime either and I don't get all the hate. Chalk it up to planefag's storytelling ability.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:54 No.18051369 >>18051324 >HR I lost it, it's true though. Seriously, everyone, as long as MC doesn't do something completely retarded like NTRing someone, I really don't care who he goes for. He's sticking it in crazy anywhere he goes on base anyways.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:55 No.18051385 I'm seeing a mutual tsundere relationship in MC's future.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:55 No.18051391 >>18051367 It's quite literally fanservice trash. An entire episode is dedicated to various Witches running around without panties.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:57 No.18051406 >>18051391 Dude? Have you seen Japan recently? Honestly, when I'm done with another of my LOLSODEEP animes, I might just wanna pick up cute girls doing cute things with military hardware.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:57 No.18051408 >>18051391 Which one?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:58 No.18051421 >>18051408 ALL OF THEM

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:59 No.18051430 >>18051408 I forget the episode number. Erica's getting honored with some big medal, loses her panties, steals someone else's. Cue every witch stealing each other's panties so they have something to wear. It's a reference to Hitler's hat.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:59 No.18051436 >>18051408 not the guy you responded to but season 1 episode 7 "nice and breezy"

>>	Starshadow 02/22/12(Wed)02:00 No.18051438 Hmm. So Minna has strategic awareness combined with empathy. One of the standard ways of trolling mind readers is to throw up chaff by thinking dirty thoughts. But were gonna need a lot more tools than that.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:00 No.18051440 >>18051430 You know... I've seen an episode like this in EVERY anime? Just because it's lingerie, it's suddenly ovr teh rine?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:00 No.18051445 rolled 1 = 1 >>18051408 BOKU NO PICO

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:01 No.18051448 >>18051438 Even dirtier thoughts?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:01 No.18051457 >>18051391 And then there was the S2 episode with the brooms.... Let us just say that SWQ is much more respectful to the characters as a whole.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:02 No.18051459 >>18051440 ...You need to diversify if every anime you've watched had an episode where the girls ran around without underwear the _entire_ time.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:03 No.18051473 >>18051457 Do enlighten me. I think the last episode I watched was the Sanya episode. I recall that one to be surprisingly good, but not enough to save the series in my mind.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:03 No.18051478 >>18051438 It's all about the timing. We wait for the most opportune moment and then start reading a porno. Let's see Minna get through a briefing NOW.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:04 No.18051483 >>18051459 You knew what I meant. "X messes up, X screws Y over who screws Z over who screws A over... ...And X Gets away scott free/gets hit with the domino effect.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:05 No.18051492 >>18051473 They had a broomstick flying lesson. Cue cameltoes and "A~ah! It's rubbing down there~!"

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:06 No.18051497 >>18051492 ... If you seriously think that could disturb me, perhaps you are the one who needs to diversify.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:06 No.18051499 >>18051483 ...The generality of that trope is partly why I focused on the obscene fanservice aspect of SW and not the literary aspect. You'll find that trope in Western media as well.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:07 No.18051504 >>18051497 I wasn't the one saying it was disturbing. Just saying that yeah, it's pretty much pure fanservice.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:08 No.18051506 >>18051499 >Obcenity Alright, fine, I'll just go watch Saw for some wholesome non-sexual entertainment. Complain all you want, I think it's just a case of poorly weighted scales.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:08 No.18051513 I think this is the most popular quest ever. So many people post. We get people from /a/ and even a few from /k/ in here. The only problem is that it causes SO MUCH AUTOSAGE.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:09 No.18051519 >>18051506 I'm not saying fanservice is obscene. I'm saying the blatant volume of it is. You honestly think someone on 4chan could find sexual content obscene?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:10 No.18051526 >>18051513 autosage is the least of the problems. Chrome has crashed on me when participating in SWQ.

Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:12 No.18051536

>>18051519

I'm saying that this appears to be a preference problem, not an issue of quality.

Then again, I will say without reservation that I've never stopped watching an anime due to "quality" issues. Perhaps it's just me, but I seem to gloss over "failings" in favor of an entertaining story.

Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:14 No.18051554

>>18051536
The problem with SW is that it dumps possible interesting stories for fanservice, because sex sells.

Using magitek to fight off an alien invasion during an alternate WWII isn't a difficult concept to make interesting stories from. Harry Turtledove managed to do it without even needing the magitek. The problem is that Gonzo didn't even really try.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:15 No.18051568 >>18051536 Have you even watched strike witches? 90% of every episode is cute girls doing cute things and fanservice.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:15 No.18051572 >>18051519 I agree with you. I watched maybe 10 minutes of SW, and put it away because I just couldn't tolerate it. Not the obscenity, but the sheer ridiculousness of having them pantsless It just broke my immersion every time.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:16 No.18051576 >somebody mentioned episode titles earlier >now I must challenge planefag to use "THAT WITCH I CAN DO" as a thread title

Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:17 No.18051587

>>18051572
I was even Ok with them not wearing pants. I've seen worse. A lot worse, honestly; half the girls even wear the equivalent of short skirts.

It's the constant camera angles (and that stupid sukumizu Yoshika and Sakamoto wear) that really makes it unbearable.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:21 No.18051633 >>18051587 I'll grant that... I'm more or less consigned to examining the other fiction simply because they couldn't pivot the camera anywhere other than the pelvis of whoever is moving across the shot.

Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:27 No.18051684

Well...
I didn't mind the fanservice shots but I remember being dissapointed by the dogfights.

I don't even know what I expected, maybe some Evangelion-monster-of-the-week format that would force the girls to use either a new tactic or specific witch's ability.

I got a fucking one-shotted joke every ep.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:28 No.18051692 >>18051684 Why coordinate an intricate battle when you can just flash pevlic shots for 5 minutes?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:30 No.18051727 >1050 posts holy shit

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:59 No.18051997 >>18051727 Welcome to SWQ. Three boards participate. Biggest base ever, I think.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:06 No.18052069 >>18051997 /tg/, /a/, and who's the third?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:08 No.18052084 >>18052069 These threads appear to have more than a few posters who know their shit when it comes to guns, so /k/ I guess.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:15 No.18052151 >>18051997 A smattering of /k/ommandos who appreciate SW for the firearms accuracy.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)04:53 No.18052917 If the number of posters for these things gets much larger Planefag's going to either wind up making a new thread for every single post or having to start putting these up on a personal website or something.

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