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BOONEQUEST Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)17:56 No.18044520

It's that time again.
Does everyone know where we're at?
Seen the 'cutscene'
All of that?

Well, it's starting now, in any event.

>>	That Guy !CrwtTbFNxQ 02/21/12(Tue)17:57 No.18044533 Hey! I finally get in on it from the start.

>>	alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/21/12(Tue)17:58 No.18044548 Yay!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)17:58 No.18044552 I enjoyed that "cutscene" because it had a good amount of scenes. I know where we're at because I've totally been keeping up with this thing and stuff. Totally I vote we should do things that effect stuff.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)17:59 No.18044561 Boone Quest? Yay! Please let this be a Cuddles intermission. Please.

Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)17:59 No.18044567
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By a conciderable majority of about..I dunno..eight actual votes, people have decided to explore the shuttle crash as our next location. A good idea, as we need all the help we can get.

Our first goal, however is to regain conciousness.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/21/12(Tue)18:02 No.18044596 >>18044567 >regain conciousness Well hopefully we havn't been drugged

>>	Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)18:06 No.18044631 File: 1329865583.jpg-(46 KB, 540x400, 003.jpg) Nothing but ink. Slowly but surely your senses return. The kiss of life. Panicked pressings upon your chest. A familiar voice.

>>	Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)18:12 No.18044688 File: 1329865946.jpg-(85 KB, 540x400, 004.jpg)

>>	Magos Tiberus !D7NlGITjh. 02/21/12(Tue)18:13 No.18044703 I thought this was gonna be later for some reason...sweet.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)18:13 No.18044704 >>18044688 HUG TOM... er, Raege.

>>	Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)18:16 No.18044747 File: 1329866205.jpg-(38 KB, 540x400, 005.jpg) Wait. Wait... 'Alice?' She never calls you that. You just wish she did. Your brain, or at least you THINK it's your brain, is messing with you again. Throne damnit.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)18:16 No.18044753 Oh joy I actually get to be here for one. First order of business, make sure our companions are still alive.

>>	Magos Tiberus !D7NlGITjh. 02/21/12(Tue)18:17 No.18044761 inb4 leokadia switch

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)18:18 No.18044774 It's a trap!

>>	A Dead /co/mrade 02/21/12(Tue)18:18 No.18044785 >>18044774 This

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)18:19 No.18044800 >>18044631 >>18044688 >>18044747 Now I know we're fucking dreaming. Either that or this has psyker nonsense written all over it. I dearly wish Boone had a mean bone in her body. I can't tell her to slap the shit out of Raege here.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)18:20 No.18044801 Given the blur and overlay on that last image, I'd say it's cuddles trying to wake us up. GIANT CIRCULAR EYES

>>	alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/21/12(Tue)18:21 No.18044814 >>18044774 Yeah...probably someone ie trying to interrogate us by showing us what we want to see

Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)18:22 No.18044833
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You blink your eyes open and see NEL and MINHELM above you. You ask them if everything that happened, happened. They agree that it did.

You then ask which one of them was resussitating you. They exchange a glance and assure you neither of them, as you had pretty much just fainted, and had been lying their murmuring and smiling for about 10 minutes.

>>	alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/21/12(Tue)18:23 No.18044843 >>18044833 Yay hallucinations!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)18:23 No.18044845 >>18044833 Ah, Cuddles then.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)18:24 No.18044857 Proceed with caution, it still might be a trap, ask them what happened.

>>	Chranau 02/21/12(Tue)18:26 No.18044875 Yayifications! Boonequest! Get up a little embarrassed and examine our surroundings!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)18:30 No.18044909 >>18044857 This.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)18:30 No.18044912 Summon Doomrider by doing co- Sorry, wrong quest. This, >>18044875 then.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)18:31 No.18044913 >>18044833 Wait, didn't the psyker give you both heart attacks?

Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)18:33 No.18044933
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>>18044875
>>18044857
Minhelm helps you to your feet and begins to look you over for damage, muttering that its odd that even your tunic isn't damaged despite having a high calliber round fired at you.

As she does this Nel explains that, both her and Minhelm were indeed given cardiac arrests, but as a Tech-Adept, she has a small implant attached to her heart that automatically diffubrulates it when it stops, basically in case she ever gave herself a powerful electrical shock while working.

She then performed CPR on Minhelm, and they carried you to the building entrance.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)18:33 No.18044938 >>18044833 b-b-but I thought you were dead!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)18:33 No.18044939 >>18044913 Yes, but we want to find out what he wants first.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)18:34 No.18044953 File: 1329867291.png-(143 KB, 332x394, 1321819360975.png) >>18044688 >dat forward hanging cleavage BLOOD AND GLORY! VICTORY AT SEA!

>>	alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/21/12(Tue)18:36 No.18044975 >>18044953 BLOOD AND THUNDER you mean

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)18:37 No.18044982 >>18044933 ...That's oddly convincing. I'm still not believing it.

>>	That Guy !CrwtTbFNxQ 02/21/12(Tue)18:37 No.18044989 >>18044933 Use Telepathic Interrogation.

>>	Chranau 02/21/12(Tue)18:39 No.18045004 >>18044933 What a boss! Check that tunic once more, we got shot son, somethings off.

Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)18:41 No.18045022
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Minhelm finishes checking you over and makes a sudden, shrill whistle.

"Well, what the hell?" she remarks. "This underbust of yours has a emp-damn archeotech refractor shield in it! I mean, it's burnt out now, but for once off this thing woulda blocked a lascannon. Where'd you get this?!"

You remember, the Commissar gave it to you, about 10 years ago.

>>	Magos Tiberus !D7NlGITjh. 02/21/12(Tue)18:42 No.18045029 >>18044933 Still not buying all of this. Something is off.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)18:43 No.18045038 >>18045022 So that's why her boonies look so big!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)18:45 No.18045059 >>18045038 donotknowiftypo.jpg

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)18:49 No.18045103 >>18045059 I'm gonna go with no.

Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)18:51 No.18045131
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You feel a rattling inside your tunic and you fish out that weird necklace you were wearing. It looks like the shockwave from the shot exploding made it split open.
Curious.

Minhelm and Nel are discussing that they saw the same face in their heads when they had their heart attacks. Nel mentions in a tremulous tone that it was the same face she saw when she was infected.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)18:52 No.18045147 >>18045131 Split it open further, there might be something important inside.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)18:54 No.18045178 >>18045147 >>18045131 Concurring. Crack that sucker open... but, carefully.

>>	Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)18:55 No.18045189 File: 1329868547.jpg-(43 KB, 250x328, 385-Terry-Thomas.jpg) >>18045147 That's as far as it goes. It splits directly in half, on an unseen hinge, lengthways. There are 5 circular indents.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)18:57 No.18045205 >>18045189 Blow into them; see if it's a harmonica.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)18:57 No.18045206 >>18045131 Alright- do they know where the person who tried to kill us all? We weren't able to see the psyker, though we could hear him

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)18:59 No.18045227 >>18045189 Zelda item get music Clearly, we've found the Warp Whistle.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:00 No.18045237 >>18045227 hopefully it only teleports us instead of opening the warp.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:00 No.18045243 >>18045205 play this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-I_Y9agnUc

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/21/12(Tue)19:02 No.18045264 >>18045243 >not choosing requiem of spirit son i am dissapoint

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:02 No.18045269 It's been a while since I was in boone quest: Since we have obtained an ITEM PUZZLE now may be a good time to check our INVENTORY.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:03 No.18045280 >>18045131 Can we shine a light into those indents?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:04 No.18045286 >>18045205 >>18045227 >>18045237 >>18045243 >>18045189 He said INDENTS, not holes. Wind instruments need holes! That means its meant to store something or hook onto something like a key...I think.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:05 No.18045303 >>18045189 how deep are those indents?

>>	Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)19:07 No.18045329 File: 1329869240.jpg-(169 KB, 540x398, 011.jpg) >>18045269 You check the ol' inventory. Looks good.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:08 No.18045339 >>18045329 What are those gold coinlike things and do they fit in the indents?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:08 No.18045341 >>18045329 is that green thing a bit of lint or something?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:09 No.18045355 >>18045329 Hug Lara and Nel, because it's good to be alive!

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/21/12(Tue)19:09 No.18045356 >>18045339 The coins are the SECRET coins that we've been collecting

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:10 No.18045370 >>18045355 I can dig this.

>>	Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)19:11 No.18045393 File: 1329869515.jpg-(65 KB, 540x400, 012.jpg) >>18045339 You ping up one of the coins and check if the indent holds it. Huh. Totally does.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:12 No.18045394 >Waldrip >Beta-level Psyker Well, fuck me. Neutralizing that old boy's gonna be some work, yes it is indeed.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/21/12(Tue)19:13 No.18045401 >>18045393 Good call anonymous, check the other coins

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:13 No.18045402 >>18045393 See if we can spell anything with the coins.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:13 No.18045404 >>18045393 what coins do we have ATM?

>>	HATE 02/21/12(Tue)19:13 No.18045405 >>18045329 Ask Minhelm if she knows of anyone who could repair the archeotech refractor.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:14 No.18045410 >>18045394 Been pondering this as well, just how the blue perfect hell are we gonna take down a beta level telepath. I know he not that strong elsewhere but there is no real way for us to get the jump on him, even with Cuddles's help.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:14 No.18045415 >>18045393 >>18045401 Agreed, we should try to put all the coins in the indents. Should we try to figure out if they spell anything first or no?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:15 No.18045421 >>18045415 lets see what letter we have first

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:19 No.18045458 what letters do we have?

>>	Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)19:19 No.18045461 File: 1329869958.jpg-(68 KB, 540x400, 013.jpg) >>18045402 >>18045401 yeah, all the coins fit, but you can't really spell anything. Scrabble isn't really your game. You always liked Regicide or Twister

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/21/12(Tue)19:20 No.18045470 >>18045461 We're missing an R the answer is Raege

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:20 No.18045471 >>18045461 Now check if they'll fit up your nose

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)19:20 No.18045476 >>18045461 Nuts, I though it spelled Aegis, that would have made total sense for a refractor to have on it.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:20 No.18045482 >>18045461 -AEGE. I think we need an R.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:20 No.18045483 >>18045461 >EEAG >rAEGE

>>	HATE 02/21/12(Tue)19:21 No.18045496 >>18045470 seconded

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:22 No.18045509 >>18045471 that's not how you write "anus"

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:23 No.18045520 Clearly the answer is eagle. ...What? It fits.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:24 No.18045541 >>18045520 That makes more sense honestly.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:25 No.18045556 >>18045541 In any case, we're looking for a missing letter.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:27 No.18045588 Look around the room, anything that stands out?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:27 No.18045589 >>18045461 So will the last coin be an R? I think it could spell Raege...

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:30 No.18045614 >>18045589 As if he's going to tell us, just wait and find out, it's probably an important part of the story.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)19:33 No.18045652 So...yeah, what is Nel saying about faces or something?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:35 No.18045676 File: 1329870901.gif-(731 KB, 640x360, shocked australian.gif) >browse archives >Missed a coin on part 7 FUCK

Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)19:36 No.18045688
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>>18045556
>>18045588
Minhelm and Nel understand very well how excited you are about this new development, but can only assure you this place is barren.

Once Sapp and Waldrip started getting lance batteried, they seemed to think they should vamoose.
Minhelm adds, however, she doesn't expect they'll get far.

She then asks if you feel you are ready to proceed to the SHUTTLE CRASH SITE. It's a warzone out there, with many patrols by SAPP's men, but as its only a short distance, MINHELM thinks she can protect you both if she has to.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:36 No.18045689 >>18045676 Where?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:36 No.18045690 >>18045676 Backtracking's a bitch aint it?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:37 No.18045697 >>18045676 I doubt everything is lost. I don't think CF is the type of person who would taunt is with this if there wasn't a way to solve it by now.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:37 No.18045705 >>18045690 Yeah, except I think that we can't go back now, it's too late.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:37 No.18045707 >>18045688 WE MUST SEARCH FOR THE COIN

>>	Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)19:37 No.18045708 File: 1329871068.jpg-(28 KB, 219x219, 1062-sir-hiss.jpg) >>18045676 WHOA! Really? That must be an error. Trust me, you've got all the coins you can at this point.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:38 No.18045714 >>18045697 it would be grimdark, tho.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:39 No.18045727 >>18045708 how can we trust you, when you stand for the phony king john?

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)19:39 No.18045731 >>18045708 Well thank FUCK for that. well, then! EXAMINE immediate area. Proceed to the point where we can make a run for the SHUTTLE, then GO to SHUTTLE if no goodies are found.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:40 No.18045739 >>18045688 It should be easier to talk to Cuddles now that we're on the surface, right?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:40 No.18045744 >>18045688 Proceed to the crash site. DOUBLE TIME, YA MAGGOT.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:41 No.18045749 >>18045708 i missed the part 2 thread whoops

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:41 No.18045751 >>18045739 Phone our assassin friend. Ask for all the information she has on the Psyker that just handed us our ass from afar

>>	Chranau 02/21/12(Tue)19:42 No.18045763 We done herping around with the necklace? Cause we should really check where we are. Then find somebody to kick in the nuts. Again. Heh captcha Brewer, We need some jurgenbrau!

Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)19:43 No.18045775
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>>18045731
There are no goodies, because of looted already and I'm lazy.

FUN GAME TIME ANON!
I have a chart here, labled 1-20 (special GM one) that will determine what number of which enemies you encounter.

So roll anon, first one gets it, so stop afterward please.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:44 No.18045787 rolled 2 = 2 >>18045775

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:44 No.18045788 rolled 4 = 4 >>18045775 rollan >themopylae ontrynot

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:45 No.18045792 >>18045775 Not that it really matters, but is high or low good for us?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:45 No.18045795 rolled 1 = 1 >>18045775

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:45 No.18045797 >>18045787 i hope to GOD this is a good thing

>>	Chranau 02/21/12(Tue)19:46 No.18045808 >>18045775 Shoot ALL the bitches!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:48 No.18045853 >>18045787 Oh sweet merciful emperor, an extreme roll. I hope low is good...

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:49 No.18045875 >>18045853 40k dice, son, LOW ROLLS ARE ALWAYS GOOD.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:49 No.18045882 >>18045690 We may not have to backtrack! What is our position, relative to the area from ep 7?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:51 No.18045904 >>18045882 Turns out we have all the coins, see:>>18045708

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:51 No.18045908 CF, I'm disappointed with the Deus EX vest you gave Boone at the last second. :( I will draw Cultist dressed as Boone as your punishment.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:54 No.18045961 >>18045787 >could encouner 1-20 enemies >First Anon rolls a 2 >Everything went better than expected.jpg

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:55 No.18045970 >>18045908 did she eat her, or is she just showing up at a party in her same dress?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:57 No.18045987 >>18045961 Re-read that, it's a custom chart CF made, we have no fucking clue what the contents are. Try to call Cuddles!

Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)19:58 No.18046014
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rolled 8 = 8

>>18045908
I plan this all out in advance, but it's cool that your disappointed. I always thought it would be kinda nice that Raege secretly gave her a shield, but what do I know? And that's my punishment? Your going to draw Cultist as Boone...so you're doing to draw....Boone.

With a tan.

Anyways, it's battle time!! I'm rolling intiative back here. Maybe you should do the same.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:00 No.18046034 >>18046014 She would also have shitty teeth and tattoos that would be covered by her clothes

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:00 No.18046040 >>18046014 And some fucked up teeth.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:00 No.18046042 >>18045908 Uh, yeah. About that. Y'see I collab with Faggot, and he told me about boone's shield like a year and a half ago.

>>	Chranau 02/21/12(Tue)20:01 No.18046051 >>18046014 Oh f- MINHELM POPPED STIMS. Shits about to get real. Shoot the shotgunner first, that big guy doesn't look like he'll be brought down by las fire

>>	HATE 02/21/12(Tue)20:01 No.18046056 rolled 1 = 1 >>18046014 Initiative

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:02 No.18046066 File: 1329872553.jpg-(145 KB, 483x473, 20111225194216676..jpg) >>18046056 FUCK

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:02 No.18046069 >>18046056 .... Seriously, fuck you /tg/ dice. Are we sure we aren't just rolling a d2?

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)20:02 No.18046071 >>18046056 >>18046056 Well fuck.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:03 No.18046080 >>18046056 have i ever told you how much i hate you?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:03 No.18046081 >>18046056 mfw

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:03 No.18046086 rolled 7 = 7 >>18046056 >rolling a 1d10 vs a 1d20 Pure fucking genius

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:03 No.18046093 >>18046056 >1d10 Nice trolling.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:04 No.18046096 >>18045961 Why not Boone dressed as Cultist?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:04 No.18046100 >>18046056 what an apt name you have

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:05 No.18046114 >>18046040 >>18046034 Yeah, don't forget dem teeth.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:05 No.18046118 >>18046086 I split my sides with a hearty guffaw. GG everyone

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:05 No.18046121 rolled 19 = 19 >>18046086 Obscured email field isn't much better, bro

>>	HATE 02/21/12(Tue)20:07 No.18046153 what actions can minhelm take?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:07 No.18046155 >>18046121 First legit roll? Damn right it is.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:07 No.18046159 >>18046121 Some of us like top noko+dice, apparently.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:08 No.18046168 >>18046153 Murder them, or murder them messily.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:08 No.18046170 >>18046159 and your rolls like that don't count.

>>	HATE 02/21/12(Tue)20:09 No.18046181 >>18046086 >>18046081 >>18046080 >>18046071 >>18046069 >>18046066 whoops? gotta say, kinda assumed dark heresy and only ran it once so I assumed % die

>>	Magos Tiberus !D7NlGITjh. 02/21/12(Tue)20:10 No.18046194 Kill the mutant first. Such an affront to the sacred form of man cannot be left standing a second longer. I was surprised by the necklace thing, but we've had the 'mysterious necklace' since the beginning of the quest if you look back.

Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)20:13 No.18046256
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Okay, I am totally sorry about this Anon, I went with the 7, cause inspite of the obscurred email, it seemed legit.
So the baddies got the first turn in

BUT
I have severely reduced the damage and you will get to make 2 actions before their next one.

Can't say fairer than that.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)20:18 No.18046302 Boone and Min have guns. Use them! Also, Nel's inventory and abilities, what do we have that won't suck?

Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)20:18 No.18046307
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I should clarify. As Boone you can shoot them or flashbang them, or something else that you think of.

As Minhelm you can shoot, chainsword, or one of her special powers.

>>	HATE 02/21/12(Tue)20:19 No.18046318 >>18046256 murdalize with chainsaw the more normal one can be questioned before being executed for consorting with a mutie

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)20:20 No.18046339 MIN uses CHAINSWORD! It fucks daemons up! BOONE uses LASPISTOL! It shoots shotgunner dudes!

>>	Chranau 02/21/12(Tue)20:22 No.18046356 >>18046307 Eviscerate that unholy bastard!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:24 No.18046389 >>18046256 MIN uses CHAINSWORD on MUTANT! BOONE uses SPECTRAL HANDS to crush SHOTGUNNER's testicles, incapacitating him

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:26 No.18046416 rolled 46 = 46 >>18046389 >>18046307 Endorsing this course of action; it seems the most wise.

>>	Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)20:28 No.18046437 File: 1329874104.jpg-(198 KB, 540x400, 017.jpg) >>18046302 Open fire! Nice work! Slow down there folks, please. I gotta make these images. Work together.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:29 No.18046445 File: 1329874145.gif-(559 KB, 400x276, 1322556874565.gif) >>18046389 >mfw Boone groping a dude WITH HER MIND >mfw I'm okay with this

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:30 No.18046455 File: 1329874213.jpg-(13 KB, 250x265, george takei.jpg) >>18046445 >Boone groping you WITH HER MIND

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)20:30 No.18046457 We get one more initiative? We have Min chainsword the horned guy and Boone shoot the shotgunner in the throat. Cauterize his cartoid and esophagus, he's dead in seconds.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:31 No.18046469 >>18045341 I think its a condom.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:31 No.18046472 did you guys ever hear about focus fire?

>>	Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)20:31 No.18046477 File: 1329874315.jpg-(175 KB, 540x400, 018.jpg) rolled 10 + 3 = 13 >>18046416 >>18046389 >>18046356 >>18046339 Right, so the plan is psychic nutcrush and chainsword time. Good plan! First up, psy power

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:33 No.18046488 >>18046477 TESTICULAR IMPLOSION

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:33 No.18046492 File: 1329874393.jpg-(105 KB, 513x339, success.jpg) >>18046477

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:33 No.18046497 >>18046477 >number to beat: 10 >roll a 10, gets modified is this good or bad

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:34 No.18046502 >>18046455 i want a story of this i can't be the only one

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:34 No.18046504 >>18046477 >Roll a 10 on a d10 Wow, Boone really is a rather crapp psyker.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:35 No.18046510 >>18046497 ...I forget what you roll that gets you a perils of the warp.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:35 No.18046520 >>18046510 9

>>	HATE 02/21/12(Tue)20:35 No.18046521 >>18046477 >>18046497 perils of the warp perils of the warp perils of the warp perils of the warp perils of the warp perils of the warp

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:36 No.18046522 >>18046510 Wasn't it a natural 9? I remember it was supposed to be Tzeentch's number.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:36 No.18046527 >>18046504 you have to actually roll at least a Seven. It's the roll+modifier you have to have above ten. You get a higher Modifier with a higher wisdom, right? You never want to roll a nine.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:37 No.18046530 >>18046522 but doesn't Tzee's number ever... >CHANGE ?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:38 No.18046537 IT IS TIME FOR BALLBUSTING MOTHERFUCKERS

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:42 No.18046590 >>18046502 i want one too

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:43 No.18046613 >>18046530 what are you gonna do, have the GM roll a d10 every time a psyker use his powers (or every session, or whatever regular interval) to see what number now causes perils of the warp?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:46 No.18046661 File: 1329875177.jpg-(224 KB, 820x2425, Commissar_Raege_and_Boone.jpg) AW FUCK YEAH, BOONE QUEST

>>	Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)20:46 No.18046670 File: 1329875205.jpg-(214 KB, 540x400, 018.jpg) rolled 3 + 3 = 6 >>18046477 OH MAN! Critical success! The soldier wails and drops like a sack of cement!! Minhelm switches to her CHAINSWORD and brings some serious hurt.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:47 No.18046687 >>18046613 Actually, I think this would make DH games a LOT more exciting...

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:48 No.18046697 How'd'you make your backgrounds? Some kind of Oilpaint filter?

>>	Chranau 02/21/12(Tue)20:48 No.18046707 >>18046670 Angry min is angry. Eat chainsword mutie freak!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:49 No.18046715 >>18046670 Cool. Now that Shotgun is out of the way, have both Boone and Minnie step back and finish off the demon with las.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:49 No.18046717 File: 1329875342.jpg-(15 KB, 254x272, I only want one night.jpg) >>18046670 >Psychic Ballcrush is more lethal then a chainsword to the gut oh lawd, my sides.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:49 No.18046721 >>18046670 I do actually feel a bit sorry for the guy with the shotgun.

>>	Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)20:49 No.18046730 File: 1329875386.jpg-(10 KB, 200x243, 200px-Hlloyd2.jpg) >>18046697 Holiday snaps, plus cutout.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:50 No.18046738 >>18046687 that's actually one of the optional rules in DH. RT/DW/BC just changed it to a Willpower test with a hatred for dubs, though.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)20:54 No.18046814 ...Wait. We gave Nel a stubber.

>>	Magos Tiberus !D7NlGITjh. 02/21/12(Tue)20:54 No.18046815 >>18046670 Nel just sitting there looking sad, not joining in and being a badass... I know she doesn't fight, but can she at least take the gun away from the fallen soldier, in case he recovers?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:56 No.18046849 >>18046815 >>18046670 I don't think random scrubs can get up from having their ballsack psychically exploded, but sure. Nel covers herself with stubber, goes for shotgun. Boone laspistols. Min uses chainsword again.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)20:57 No.18046858 >>18046849 Sure can't, the blood loss will kill you dead very fast.

>>	Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)20:57 No.18046860 File: 1329875843.jpg-(192 KB, 540x400, 019.jpg) The monster gets in another swipe

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)20:58 No.18046873 Min uses CHAINSWORD! Boone uses LASPISTOL! Nel uses STUBBER!

>>	HATE 02/21/12(Tue)20:59 No.18046907 >>18046873 Nel should pick up the shotgun from the dead mook after the battle.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:10 No.18047066 File: 1329876600.jpg-(31 KB, 459x331, DoomDean.jpg) >>18046860 poor guy got ballcrushed out of existence

Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)21:11 No.18047079
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You raise your pistol to help MINHELM but she has this. She runs the blade for a few extra seconds to shake the blood off and smooths her uniform with a cough.

"Not bad at all, Ma'am."

>>18046873
>>18046849
>>18046814
Okay, dunno why you think Nel has a stubber. Leokadia has one, but all nell has is a handful of shotgun shells.

As the shot gun here is a heretic shotgun, it's best not to use it, you wager. Minhelm stamps on it for good measure.

You loot from them a few more SHOT GUN SHELLS, which you give to NEL to carry and a KRAK GRENADE, that still bears the Aquilla, unlike the shotguns, and seems to have just been looted from a legitimate source.

MINHELM gives it an approving heft, then pockets it.

WELL DONE!

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)21:12 No.18047096 >>18047079 Yay! Loot CORPSES of non-tainted SHINIES. GO to SHUTTLE CRASH SITE, acquire RECONNOITRE!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:12 No.18047099 >>18047079 >Psy-punish some nuts. I fapped to that.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:13 No.18047115 File: 1329876810.jpg-(208 KB, 672x960, 001.jpg) >>18046670 >>18047066 >>18047079 Pic related

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:13 No.18047123 >>18047079 >Psy-punish some nuts ohgodwhyboner

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:14 No.18047134 >>18047115 the fuck?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:14 No.18047140 >>18047115 FUCK YOU I HAD ALMOST FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

>>	Magos Tiberus !D7NlGITjh. 02/21/12(Tue)21:15 No.18047143 How bad is MINHELM looking health wise? We cool to continue onwards?

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/21/12(Tue)21:15 No.18047156 >>18047140 my mediafire is uploading on its own~ http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?3uctjy05au343l5

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:16 No.18047167 >>18047156 NO NO BAD PANZERHEXEN NO TANK LOLIS FOR YOU! RETURN TO THE STRIKE WITCHES QUEST

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:17 No.18047184 >>18047156 >mahnigger.jpg

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/21/12(Tue)21:19 No.18047201 File: 1329877147.jpg-(208 KB, 729x800, 381622 - Imperial_Guard Sister(...).jpg) >>18047167 ;_; ok.... if you say so

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:20 No.18047218 >>18047201 So wait were not allowed to enjoy both?!?1 >;_;

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)21:20 No.18047224 I go to get a drink and this is what happens?!

Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)21:20 No.18047228
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>>18047143
Minhelm assures you that, while a Praetorian might have been in trouble, she barely feels a thing. She's a Mordian.

She straigtens her cap and applies some cleaners to get the blood off her uniform, while doing so, she asks if you were still interested in calling the Callidus concerning the psyker, or whether you'd like to press on.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:21 No.18047246 >>18047079 Well, Boone had to pick up a few tricks with all that time she spends around Raege. Will she ever learn to use her knees like she does with her hands for SPECTRAL HANDS? SPECTRAL GROIN KNEE, anyone?

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)21:23 No.18047268 >>18047228 Acquire COVER. CALL ASSASSIN. Inquire STATUS of BATTLE and TEAMMATES.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:24 No.18047291 >>18047268 We never congratulated Cuddles on her nices posteriour. We should definitely do that.

>>	HATE 02/21/12(Tue)21:25 No.18047301 >>18047228 A Callidus would liven (read:sexy) things up...

>>	Chranau 02/21/12(Tue)21:25 No.18047302 >>18047268 Ditto on that.

>>	Magos Tiberus !D7NlGITjh. 02/21/12(Tue)21:26 No.18047306 >>18047228 The one that caused them to have heart attacks? We should probably mention that. Have Nel and Minhelm describe the face they saw, check in and then try to make good time to the site, imo.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:29 No.18047371 >>18047228 >"Look into my eye" skill what does that do?

>>	OP 02/21/12(Tue)21:30 No.18047382 >>18047371 Lets take a look and find out.

>>	Ranger 02/21/12(Tue)21:30 No.18047386 >>18047371 helps you get out of this chicken shit outfit.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:30 No.18047387 >>18047371 It's basically an Intimidation skill.

Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)21:37 No.18047502
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>>18047268
>>18047306
>>18047301
You put a comm call through to Burdell, who is glad to hear that you finally want to hear about the third person she mentioned.

She knows a fair bit, but remains puzzled as to how he's managing to control SAPPS soldiers even once they're tyrannid and heretic astarte infused.

She says from what she's seen, he's almost painfull thin, in some kind of special bodyglove, with lank hair and some kind of grown on his neck and cruel, sad eyes.

Minhelm and Nel confirm : Yes, this is who they saw.

>>	Magos Tiberus !D7NlGITjh. 02/21/12(Tue)21:42 No.18047582 File: 1329878528.jpg-(162 KB, 700x700, 1312658997813.jpg) >>18047502 > Beta > Friendzoned

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)21:43 No.18047601 >>18047502 Thank CALLIDUS. Proceed to SHUTTLE CRASH.

>>	HATE 02/21/12(Tue)21:43 No.18047606 >>18047502 >grown on his neck growth on neck may indicate a parasite or modification, allowing the psyker to control nid and chaos infected beings?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:44 No.18047625 >>18047606 Nope, it's a Neckbeard

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:46 No.18047642 >>18047502 >Beta-level psyker Welp, we're screwed. I mean, Cuddles MIGHT be beta-level, but our best bet is to call for the nearest Culexus assassin.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:46 No.18047650 >>18046502 sadly we won't get one

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:47 No.18047659 >>18047642 Sactioned shotgun should do. We have penty of stells after all. Now we just have to find one...

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:52 No.18047717 >>18047502 Tell her that we stumbled on Sapp and the Beta, and that they almost killed us. Mention that we overhead Sapp saying she was going to try to get off planet. What is Sapp anyway, a rogue trader?

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)21:53 No.18047731 >>18047717 This.

Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)21:53 No.18047736
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>>18047582
You double time it to the SHUTTLE CRASH. It looks as thought the shuttle went quite far into the earth before cracking apart. Happily, the passengers survived, and seem to be digging a tunnel.

MYERS welcomes you, but you can also see NEUNENHOFF, JACOBI and YAROSLAVA.

There is a VOX nearby, but it is broken.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)21:54 No.18047752 >>18047736 TURBO YAY! Also, have Nel EXAMINE the BROKEN VOX to see if it is reparable. Ask for STATUS REPORTS from surviving RAGGED EDGES.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:58 No.18047792 >>18047736 >krieg chick >Vostroyan chick yessssss

>>	Magos Tiberus !D7NlGITjh. 02/21/12(Tue)21:58 No.18047794 >>18047736 inquire as to where they are digging to. >>18047752 also this.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:59 No.18047801 >>18047736 VOSTROYANS Y U SO MOE?

>>	Ranger 02/21/12(Tue)22:00 No.18047831 >>18047801 Yea seriously what's with her.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:00 No.18047839 >>18047792 >krieg >chick How can you tell? They all look the same.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)22:01 No.18047850 >>18047839 Only female Kriegers in the Edges. Twins, actually.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:01 No.18047859 >>18047736 the Neunenhoff's are the twins right? Which one is this?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:01 No.18047867 >>18047736 shit must be bad if Zoya isn't in her tank

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:02 No.18047874 >>18047859 >>18047850 Hasn't one of the twins died?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:03 No.18047885 >>18047859 The one with the shovel, clearly.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:03 No.18047888 >>18047736 A broken vox? Well it's a good thing we happen to have Nel with us, then! Lets see if she can fix that shit up!

>>	Grandpa Dred 02/21/12(Tue)22:03 No.18047895 >>18047850 >Twins don't make me say it

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:04 No.18047904 >>18047874 That was in somebody else's Ragged Edges based story. Not sure if Mr. C counts that as canon. And anyway, this could come before that.

Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)22:04 No.18047919
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>>18047717
SAPP is the owner of a this large mining facility. She inherited from her parents but doesnt see why she should pay tithes. Anticipating backlash, she planned ahead of time and began trading with pirates to amass resources and an army. Then you cam along.

BUrdell assures you that SAPP can only escape if she gets to SHUTTLE STATION atop the FORTIFIED HILL, so we have a little time.

>>18047752
NEL manages to sorta fix the VOX, it crackles to life but only seems to recieve, not send.

YAROSLAVA points out that that's good, as now they can pick up enemy signals.

The crew all agree they're fine, you'd have to speak to them specifically to get more information, I guess. Ask them whatever.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:05 No.18047930 >>18047904 all the more reason we should ask her which sister she is, unless of course one of the twins DID die, in which case we don't want to seem insensitive.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:06 No.18047943 >>18047874 that would be Eva judging by the fact the krieger we can see isn't smoking a pipe, i'd say it her

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)22:07 No.18047967 Inquire of YAROSLAVA as to what you're DIGGING towards. Tell entire GROUP everything that has transpired.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:08 No.18047981 Ask if we have anymore personel on hand, rank and files and what not, as weel as what sort of equipment we have. Ask about tunnel.

>>	Rubbish Soldier 02/21/12(Tue)22:09 No.18048003 >>18044520 Oh hai, its colossal! sweet, btw I'm completely slow, what exactly is Boone Quest aboot? All i got is that she's a psyker and that's it

>>	HATE 02/21/12(Tue)22:10 No.18048025 >>18047919 ask kreiger where they are digging to ask Jacobi why he isnt digging. time to motivate BOONE STYLE! ask myers for an update of supplies

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:11 No.18048028 >>18047981 I say we switch out NEL for NEUNENHOFF. We could likely use the extra firepower, if we're assaulting a fortified shuttle zone.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:11 No.18048046 >>18047919 Ask if they've seen Calliban anywhere.

Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)22:13 No.18048080
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>>18047967
>>18047981
YAROSLAVA explains that as the shuttle gave the team a head start they are attempting to dig into the service peipe that will get them into the FORTIFIED HILL. She admits its a long shot, but they're pretty sure they can't go through the wall, and going over it would be suicide.

You bring everyone here up to speed. MYERS and YAROSLAVA listen.

JACOBI hates listening.

>>18047981
MYERS interjects that asside from the VOX, all they have is what they carry.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:15 No.18048101 >>18048080 that picture oh god

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:15 No.18048102 >>18048080 Have the seen Calliban?

Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)22:19 No.18048207
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>>18048046
>>18048028
You go to tap NEUNENHOFF on the shoulder but she whips around before you do, making you jump. She shakes her head very deliberately and resumes digging.

No one has seen CALLIBAN

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:19 No.18048222 >>18048080 lets ask Myers if he has his helmet with him, we might need him if he does

Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)22:20 No.18048230

Inquire as to location of COMMISSAR RAEGE.

Inquire if the wounds on all three party members can be healed here.

Inquire if anyone else wants to join the party or if either of the ones we have now feel like tagging out.

Ask Jacobi if he needs HUGS.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:20 No.18048233 >>18048207 do we still have no idea which twin this is?

Magos Tiberus !D7NlGITjh. 02/21/12(Tue)22:21 No.18048258

>>18048207
Ask her to guestimate how close they are to breaching the fortified hill.

Talk to the guy that isn't digging, try to convince him to help as we're dealing with a short time window to prevent SAPP's escape. If that doesn't work, sic Minhelm and HER EYE on him.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:21 No.18048260 >>18048207 >interrupting a kreiger while they are digging quite possibly the most retarded thing to do ever

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:30 No.18048412 >>18048207 I think we should make our way to the Comm Tower and link up with Cuddles while the guys here continue digging the tunnel. She's probably our best bet for taking on Waldrip toe to toe. Can we get a rundown on our squadmates' abilities?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:31 No.18048431 >>18048412 I second this. Mostly because I just want a change in party

>>	Iron Lung 02/21/12(Tue)22:31 No.18048435 And now I have a bit of a crush on Yaraslova. Dammit, CF. Also, she's a tank driver right? What's her stats look like; would she be useful as infantry? I'm not sure Nel's cut out for this combat stuff. Or we could take Jacobi, who's probably highly deadly.

Arcbound 02/21/12(Tue)22:32 No.18048469

Okay, I know I missed something. Last I recall Boone and the dynamic duo were launching upwards out of the facility on the Kornheiser.

I can't seem to find anything in the sup/tg/ archives about us being hit with a lascannon. Anybody able to point me in the right direction?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:33 No.18048478 CF, your boone-cultist heresy is almost done

>>	Arcbound 02/21/12(Tue)22:34 No.18048500 >>18048080 Oh Jacobi, is there anything you DON'T hate?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:34 No.18048504 >>18048435 Myers is an incredible fighter with his helmet not, a pacifist otherwise. is this is Eva Neunenhoff, then she's an incredible infantry-type soldier, Angela is another tank driver and close-quarters combat fighter.

Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)22:35 No.18048519
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>>18048222
MYERS confirms that he does have his helmet, but that it got damaged in the crash. Its not just a mental thing either, he takes his specs off when he wears his helmet, so he needs it working to correct his vision.

>>18048230
No one here has seen the COMMISSAR, last thing they knew, she was still aboard the shuttle that was still airborne.

>>18048230
JACOBI assures you that he hates hugs.

The team mentions that they have some supplies, but can't really spare them, though trade is possible. It is pointed out that you are carrying some PEELZ with you, which restore 3d10 hp per dose. You have one dose.

>>18048258
"The digging will take many hours, assuming it even works, but it's our best shot."

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:35 No.18048526 >>18048504 derp. Helmet on, not 'Helmet not'

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)22:36 No.18048551 >>18048519 Give peelz to Min.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:36 No.18048553 >>18048519 >JACOBI assures you that he hates hugs. Who cares? It's Boone and he'll just have to deal with it.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:37 No.18048560 rolled 10, 3, 3 = 16 >>18048519 >>18048519 see if NEL can fix it up for him lets give the PEELZ to MINHELM, and use HEAL to top her off

Iron Lung 02/21/12(Tue)22:38 No.18048571

>>18048519
How's Nel feel about trading out for Jacobi for a little while?
She's great company and all (too lazy to check), but I suspect more combat and soon. IIRC Jacobi carries a Hellgun, which is a fine level of fuck-you for the more monstrous enemy troopers.
How about some data on Jacobi pretty please CF?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:41 No.18048627 Hey Colossal Fagot, I wanted to pop in and say that your my favorite draw fag. I saw your Slaanesh when I started 40k, and that's still my headcannon.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:42 No.18048639 >>18048627 It's actually remarkably close to his canonical depiction.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:44 No.18048658 File: 1329882242.png-(73 KB, 521x334, 1326860745809.png) >>18048639 >Mfw Really? I've never seen him/her/it

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:45 No.18048679 >>18048658 Yeah, that's basically what Slaanesh looks like, he is one of those "eye of the beholder" types.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:45 No.18048686 File: 1329882326.jpg-(45 KB, 256x348, 4slaanesh.jpg) >>18048658 google image search

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:45 No.18048691 File: 1329882349.png-(68 KB, 185x193, 1326567169754.png) >>18048679 Ah. Thanks bro, I've always wondered about it.

Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)22:46 No.18048708
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>>18048412
>>18048431
Okay, some bottom lining, for sure.

Yaroslava: Carries an assault cannon, digital weapons and a lot of ration bars. Huge HP. Pysically strong, but needs to be given something to join you (you don't has)

Neunenhoff: Tactically brilliant and efficiant, with the eye of a commander. Got grenades and good in harsh conditions. No one knows what she wants. I know sh's popular so she's also super hard to get. Relish the challenge.

Jacobi: Kasrkin jerk. Who seems to hate mot things, except MYERS and LOCKWOOD (who aint here). Does what he has to to win, and carries a few tricks up his sleeve. He has the eyes of an oppurtunist (which means he spots hidden things and points of interest) Getting him may be timing or persistence. He is of only private rank, also. Knows to hit things where they hurt.

Myers: Close combat awesomness and good quality gear Hot-shot Laspistol and Powersword. Good at puzzles and languages. Has sensors and auspex built into his gear, allowing you to scan areas and predict attacks (+5 to initiative rolls)

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:47 No.18048719 >>18048679 All daemons and gods are

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)22:48 No.18048727 Then we must explore more shit immediately, so that we may ACQUIRE party members!

>>	Magos Tiberus !D7NlGITjh. 02/21/12(Tue)22:48 No.18048733 Can we get a map of the compound again? >>18048519 If only we could have moved the immovable drill from down below...

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:49 No.18048752 rolled 5, 4, 1 = 10 >>18048708 but we need to fix up his helmet, so lets get NEL on that. meanwhile, let's consider finding CUDDLES?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:50 No.18048777 >>18048719 No, Khorne and Nurgle have a fairly uniform look to whoever they appear to, Slaanesh is whatever form you find most pleasing, and Tzeench is random.

>>	Iron Lung 02/21/12(Tue)22:50 No.18048795 >>18048708 Thanks mate. Jacobi's a Private? Interesting. >>Action: Recruit JACOBI. Let's get him interested in getting some S&D done, and if he's surly get MINHELM to ORDER his ass into line. Anyone Second the idea?

>>	Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)22:51 No.18048801 File: 1329882688.jpg-(92 KB, 540x400, 029.jpg) rolled 8, 2, 4 = 14 >>18048560 >>18048551 Minhelm takes the PEELZ

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:51 No.18048810 Boone Quest! And I missed most of it again! GOD DAMMIT! Well the only thing to say is MYERS! PICK MYERS! The guy is awesome. Honestly, take Myers with you for the emperors sake.

>>	Magos Tiberus !D7NlGITjh. 02/21/12(Tue)22:53 No.18048850 >>18048795 We'll need someone combat capable as we're wandering around, lets do it. Nel can work on Myers helmet and the vox in the meantime.

>>	That Guy !CrwtTbFNxQ 02/21/12(Tue)22:55 No.18048869 >>18048801 Take Myers. The guy is a puss without his mask, but we can fix it.

>>	Iron Lung 02/21/12(Tue)22:58 No.18048925 >>Yaroslava: Carries an assault cannon, digital weapons and a lot of ration bars. Also, WHAT!? An _Assault_ _Cannon_ and Digital Weapons?! Holy SHIT she's a heavy. NOTED. That's interesting! Especially the DW's.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:58 No.18048934 File: 1329883135.jpg-(75 KB, 337x503, Changeling.jpg) >>18048777 That's odd, I recall a story where the Changeling shaved Slaanesh bald while she was sleeping. Oh..she wasn't happy after she woke up. I think Slaanesh does have default form.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:59 No.18048946 >>18048934 And so does Tzeentch

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:00 No.18048955 >>18048934 I don't think the Changeling is canon in 40k, just fantasy. >>18048869 This. See if Nel can do something about it.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:02 No.18048977 >>18048955 He's canon AND playable

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:05 No.18049020 File: 1329883517.png-(220 KB, 1000x1000, boone.png) She got lucky, if she had lost the roll for more she would end 34'ed.

Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)23:06 No.18049034
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rolled 8, 5, 2 = 15

>>18048850
>>18048810
>>18048795
MINHELM used LOOK INTO MY EYE on JACOBI 2-3 times and he eventually agrees that, if you insist, he will roll with you. He adds that he will not enjoy it. Lara clips his ear and reminds him no one's asking him to.

NEL begins fixing MYER's MASK. MYERS asks that you only ask him to put it on if you want him to go with you, but he totally will.

As you wait, the VOX crackers to life. Seems like some SAPP SOLDIERS.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:06 No.18049037 >>18049020 AND EVERYONE WAS OKAY WITH THIS! (you monster)

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:06 No.18049041 >>18049020 not nuff exposed panties

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)23:06 No.18049044 Jo! What up mang?! <3

>>	Iron Lung 02/21/12(Tue)23:07 No.18049051 >>18048955 >>18048869 >>18048850 I'm going to guess that any repairs on The Mask are going to take longer then's feasible here. Let's see how CF says it goes, might be wrong.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)23:07 No.18049057 If they're 500 miles out we have no hope of reaching them...physically. Utilize COMM-BEAD?

>>	Iron Lung 02/21/12(Tue)23:10 No.18049097 >>18049034 >>18049057 We have an objective. Bueno. What're our options for travel? Can we arrange a ride?

>>	That Guy !CrwtTbFNxQ 02/21/12(Tue)23:10 No.18049105 >>18049020 Heavy breasts and wide hips. I'm in love.

>>	Magos Tiberus !D7NlGITjh. 02/21/12(Tue)23:11 No.18049121 >>18049097 this shuttle and our hover car thing are crashed as far as I can remember...we'll probably have to find something else.

Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)23:13 No.18049136
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The soldier continues to give his report, but it's weird, in the background it sound like gunshots. Gunshots getting closer.

The soldiers speech is interupted by some meaty snapping sound that sound, if your memory serves you correctly, someone's neck being squeezed so hard by a powerfist that their head comes off.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)23:16 No.18049166 Oh, wait, we're good.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:16 No.18049174 >>18049136 Welp, good to know that Connie's safe.

>>	Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)23:18 No.18049197 File: 1329884310.jpg-(169 KB, 540x400, 032.jpg) The voice changes and then the VOX goes silent.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:19 No.18049219 >>18049197 AW YEAH GO RAEGE GO

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)23:20 No.18049226 Yayifications! Well, now we can set off to the COMM TOWER!

Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:23 No.18049300

Damn, I had my money on Michael. Gotta love Eversors, but a Raege is fine too.

Also I still say we should take Myers with us. Skillwise he is pretty much the best Melee-Fighter in the Edges, he is very intelligent and has nice gimmicks like an Auspex. Also he is a nice guy and may sometimes in the future be related to Caliban.

>>	Iron Lung 02/21/12(Tue)23:24 No.18049306 >>18049197 >>18049136 WIN. =D Alrighty then. To the Comm tower I suppose. Can't think of what else to do. Ah. Where's that Tunnel going to end up?

>>	Chranau 02/21/12(Tue)23:24 No.18049307 >>18049136 Could be Yarrick! :DDDDD

>>	Arcbound 02/21/12(Tue)23:24 No.18049308 File: 1329884649.gif-(2.56 MB, 260x195, That Face.gif) >>18049197 FUCK YEAH SOLDIER CONNIE. >>18049020 FUCK YEAH JO. I FUCKING LOVE BOONE QUEST.

>>	Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)23:24 No.18049325 File: 1329884698.jpg-(200 KB, 750x400, 033.jpg) >>18049226 Both JACOBI and MYERS are now available team members, as NEL has fixed the MASK. And I understand we're going to the COMM TOWER next, yes? CHOOSE YOUR TEAM

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:26 No.18049348 >>18049300 >implying an eversor would use a parachute

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:27 No.18049355 >>18049325 JACOBI AND MYERS

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:27 No.18049370 Jacobi and Myers, since Jacobi doesn't hate Myers.

>>	Iron Lung 02/21/12(Tue)23:28 No.18049382 >>18049355 Dammit, I like Minhelm, but this is a hard team to beat. Seconded. Well Mr. C, we're no longer the Amazon Squad.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:28 No.18049391 >>18049197 Now to waste valuable time by fantasizing about Raege sweeping you off your feet after she punches Sapp in half

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)23:29 No.18049409 >>18049355 THIS THIS THIS

Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:30 No.18049413

Well we don't know if we will need to fix anything in the Comtower. If yes Nel would be needed.

Otherwise we could try to secure the tower first with to combatants and get Nel in when it is safe.

Hmm Myers and Nell or Myers and Jacobi, I would say.

Come to think of it Myers IS awesome and has a Powersword. There's not much he can't kill with it and we may be in a hurry with fixing things once we are there. So MYERS and NELL get my vote.

>>	That Guy !CrwtTbFNxQ 02/21/12(Tue)23:30 No.18049415 >>18049325 MYERS and JACOBI please. But hug JACOBI first.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:32 No.18049436 Recruit Jacobi and Meyers, and then have them brofist.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:33 No.18049452 Ok... I say NOW we go to the Diner! Universal Greeting Yo!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:34 No.18049480 Isn't Myers the one who goes batshit crazy with his Helmet on? Or im getting the wrong guardsmen

>>	Jo 02/21/12(Tue)23:36 No.18049494 It's hard to make fanservice of Boone Quest

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:36 No.18049497 >>18049480 I'm pretty sure that's the one. Also we're at 322 posts, past bumplimit.

>>	Iron Lung 02/21/12(Tue)23:36 No.18049498 >>18049480 That's the one.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:37 No.18049507 >>18049494 Jo... Jo come one. We both know that's not true. Especially with you.

Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)23:37 No.18049515
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>>18049370
>>18049355
>>18049382
>>18049413
MINHELM and NEL agree they wouldn't mind a small break, JACOBI steps up and nods at MYERS, who swallows ahrd and puts his helmet on.

The helmet clicks on with a thud and a bass whine (Ghostbusters fans- you know what's up).
MYERS crack his neck and his KNUCKLES.

Next up , the COMM TOWER.

(The comm tower segment is short so I might do the diner too)

Thank you all for playing. That was fun!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:38 No.18049522 >>18049494 Carnaval Minhelm

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:39 No.18049539 >>18049515 Oh, Hell. The Fuck. Yes.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)23:39 No.18049548 >>18049515 Yep. See you next time.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:41 No.18049579 >>18049515 Thank you for putting up all the Effort with doing such an awesome quest for us. I will log on TF2 and tip all my hats to you.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:42 No.18049583 >>18049515 So i guess it will be murder time. What are Jacobis weapons?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:42 No.18049585 >>18049515 Myers, it's time to go take the COMM Towers and kill some Heretics. And there's only ONE COMM Tower.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:43 No.18049601 >>18049515 When will the next time be anyway?

>>	Iron Lung 02/21/12(Tue)23:43 No.18049606 >>18049515 Keen. Thanks again, CF! >>18049494 Yaroslava, Boone, and Minhelm naked and arguing over the last set of unscorched undergarments while in the background a damaged container of clothing burns from weapons fire.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:44 No.18049613 >>18049494 >>18049522 everyone in Carnaval clothes. Everyone

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:44 No.18049620 >>18049020 Also I like Cultist-Boone. Maybe a nice dress for halloween. Very well drawn.

Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 02/21/12(Tue)23:50 No.18049710
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I'll try to update soon, but with COMM AND DINER, that'll take a bit, so it might be up to a month, as I'm trying not to neglect my serials. We'll see!

For the record, As Jacobi and Myers are named after the Jacobey and Meyers law firm, they can probably be said that way around.

You guys did well for your first thread under the new tougher scoring system. You only lost any point because of trying to bother a Krieger, and honestly, anyone would have.

next time!

>>	Jo 02/21/12(Tue)23:51 No.18049739 >>18049507 Hard, not impossible. >>18049044 Giving gaming a little break. I should be drawing more anyways. I will try some Cultist on Bonne clothing now. Drawing cultist is like wearing that old beaten jeans you are not sure if it's clean.

>>	Iron Lung 02/21/12(Tue)23:52 No.18049766 >>18049710 Oh, there was COMBAT and it was GOOD. A tango got his head Chainsword'd in half, I am please.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:56 No.18049831 File: 1329886594.jpg-(129 KB, 500x425, Boone and Boone as Boone and B(...).jpg) >>18049739 We could maybe get some more Boone and Boone as Boone and Boone? Maybe with Boone and Boone thrown in as well?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:57 No.18049846 >>18049831 I think there is a disturbing lack of Boone in your request

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:01 No.18049898 File: 1329886889.jpg-(90 KB, 266x379, Boone.jpg) >>18049846 How much more Boone would be required for sufficient amounts of Boone?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:02 No.18049909 >>18049898 All the Boone.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:10 No.18050019 File: 1329887426.jpg-(107 KB, 494x600, danielboone.jpg) >>18049909 There are only so much Boone!

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:15 No.18050089 >>18049898 >>18050019 As a wise man once said. "There is never enough Boone"

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:22 No.18050202 File: 1329888145.jpg-(65 KB, 300x465, Boone.jpg) >>18050089

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:23 No.18050221 >>18050202 I don't know about that, today's been pretty shit.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:27 No.18050289 >>18050221 Well know, are YOU Boone?

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:29 No.18050307 >>18050289 I meant for Boone, she caught up to the bad guy, who nearly killed two of her friends, and then shot her. My day has not been anywhere near as bad as hers.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:32 No.18050343 >>18050307 She survived. Her friends survived. They met up with MORE allies. Plus she found out that Raege is safe, and coming to help. Also that she cares enough to hid a forcefield in Boone's clothing.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:33 No.18050359 >>18050343 Up until that it was still pretty shit. Besides, we all know that underneath all that plating Raege is a softie.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:40 No.18050425 >>18050359 But now Boone has yet another piece of proof for her girl crush.

Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:45 No.18050494

>>18050425
Frankly, I'd have been surprised if Raege HADN'T given Boone something to protect her, for god's sake it RAEGE we are talking about, she practically defines "decent human being in the 40k setting". I also wouldn't call it a crush, as much as I'd call it full-on love.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:51 No.18050568 >>18050494 I think we're the only ones left...

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:52 No.18050582 >>18050568 Probably, but that's okay. Still, getting shot: not a great day, no matter how it all turns out.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:15 No.18050891 >>18050582 It didn't even break the clothes! That's nothing! I've gotten worse from cows!

>>	Jo 02/22/12(Wed)01:18 No.18050935 File: 1329891539.png-(145 KB, 1000x1000, swapcultist.png) Ok, done.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:42 No.18051219 File: 1329892923.jpg-(18 KB, 290x279, magpie.jpg) >>18050935 Thank you kindly.

>>	Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:48 No.18051307 >>18051219 Has anyone made a BUENO Collector?

>>	Jo 02/22/12(Wed)02:02 No.18051461 >>18051219 Collector?

>>	Indonesian Gentleman 02/22/12(Wed)02:21 No.18051625 >>18051461 The Magpie dude. He collects pictures. Urban legend of /tg/ and /co/. And yes, we need to make a pic of the Collector making a Buenoface.

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