man, stop reusing the same picture.

>>18012439
My suggestion is to go balls deep. As per usual.

Dammit new thread now? Oh well, fuck sleeping once again.

AND NOW....
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
to your right, rubbing her butt [and what a cute butt it is] is Erica.
"owowowow." she says with a yawn, still not fully awake.
You turn your gaze back towards your bed, there sits Erica blushing as red as a beet and covering herself with the blanket.

"wha-?" You are at a loss for words.
Tapping the Erica on the floor next to you, you point to the Erica on the bed.
"WAT." You bluntly gesticulate.
"Hmnnn?" she seems a bit more together now. "Oh, that's Ursula."
"You can multiply yourself?!" 'Oh the possibilities', you think.

"No, no... That's Ursula. My twin." She lazily stands up and heads to lay back down on the bed.

"W-who is that? W-why is h-he in our room?" The one introduced to you as Ursula asks her twin.
"That's Teacakes. And this isnt our room. It's his." Erica turns in bed to face her sibling. "Why are you here, and not in our room?"

"I-I Should be asking you the samething! A-and cover up! YOu're almost n-naked."
"Nothing he hasn't seen before"
Ursula tries to cover Erica in the sheets, but the latter makes no moves to do so.

"So, I ask again." Erica says "Why aren't you in our room?"

Urssula steals glances at your naked chest, nervously begginning to explain herself.
"I-I got out of R&D so late last night. The Exercises we were given were so hard, I was too tired to walk myself.."
She takes out a fine silver pen from under the sheets. "S-so I asked Victor to take me where you were."
"Indeed." Victor the pen confirms. "I followed her command to the letter."

"And then VIctor flew me in through the window and I got into bed," Ursula continues, her eyes still flicking in your direction "And then when I woke up he was trying to grope me."

"What! No i wasnt!" You object.
Erica now faces you, her eyes narrowing.


WAT DO?

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Lol got stuck at the parents' place, "socializing".
Since i came in late, ill try doing this till sunrise.

twins they are?

butler the fuck up and explain to her that we are an aquaintance of her sister.

rolled 82 = 82

>>18012443

But it's like the Mahou Shounen Quest picture now, all traditional and such.
___

Plan of action-wise, after this threesome thing resolves itself, I suggest the following:
- See if Kraus can make an antidote to the potion used on Shirou. If so...
- Take the potion ourselves. If the effects are bad, take the antidote. If that doesn't undo it...
- See Ryuu and get him to fix it. Also get some hints and tips on how to Alchemy better.

rolled 25 = 25

If we say we thought she was Erica were boned.

Let's distract them
"Pancakes?"

>>18012506
>said greeted you
No I don't need sleep.
"My apologies miss Ursula, I merely greeted you, in the thought you were Erica. I apologise for the misinterpretation, I did not believe we would meet as soon as we did. It is nice to make your acquaintance."

>>18012489
Get Kraus to conjure us a uniform and apologise while preparing breakfast.

On a unrelated note, I have work in a few hours.
Looks like I'm coming in asleep on a Monday.

>>18012443
That's the opening pic for the quest though, like how Shas'O always uses the same pic to start his deffwotch threads

rolled 26 = 26

>>18012529
Whoops roll.

>>18012516
Sounds good.
Also, as they're eating RUN THE FUCK OUT

>>18012489

unfound accusations

>>18012506

this but make sure to point out that we never even touched her beside the fact that she was sleeping on top of us.

>>18012529

This

>>18012540
That would be rude. We should at least offer to walk them to their destinations, with what sleeping in our room and all.
>>18012552
Sorry, deleted that post since not sleeping, the corrected one's at >>18012522

rolled 90 = 90

>get a shirt
>offer breakfast
>butler it up

rolled 74 = 74

Hot sausage sandwiches.

A nice, hearty meal to make you feel good in the morning.

Also putting on the uniform and possibly Jakob as a distraction.

>>18012558
Why not just float them up to their room on a saucer?

After giving them a proper breakfast of course

>>18012576
Because they might be late from somewhere, or don't have time to go to their room, for example

>>18012489
Say let me explain myself over a cup of coffee and some breakfast. Uniform up, english breakfast is GO and explain that all we know is that we woke up with what we thought was Erica on our shoulder, after saying good morning we we're shoved out of bed into our current predicament.

Also introduce yourself properly.
As Teacakes.

"Uhhhh, Pancakes?" you desperately say.

"Sure." Erica replies, eyes locked on yours, "But you still need to explain this 'groping' thing."

"Kraus, Armor-On." Ursula's glances are beginning to be too much. "And set us up for breakfast."

Your butler uniform materializes on you, finally concealing your bow-tie print boxers.

"I've answered your question. Now what are YOU doing in here?" You hear Ursula ask her sister as you prepare some pancakes.

"Duh." Erica says deadpan. "Sausages."

While breakfasting, introduce yourself as >>18012601
And that as far as we're aware no groping occurred, at least by us.

Hey.. does anyone have the archive link to the past threads of this? I kinda was on the first thread but then missed the rest,,,

>>18012624
In my defense milady you got into bed with me and any hypothetical gropings that may or may not have occurred were unintentional and I apologize deeply. The only one I had intentions to grope was Erica.

Preparations done, you invite the ladies to join you for breakfast.

Erica gets up off the bed, still ignoring her nudity.
Her sister hurries to wrap her in your blanket.

You grab her shirt from the foot of the bed and hand it to her. You see the blanket moving as she puts it on underneath.
"Coffee." She asks you with a hand out.

rolled 29 = 29

>>18012642

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest

you know what the problem is with /tg/ quests that has /jp/ material? the girls suck.

they don't talk like little girls. they don't act like little girls. they talk and act like abrasive American bitches because that's all that the OP is familiar with. there is absolutely zero moe.

and this makes me a sad panda.

Coffee? How about
Best. Fucking. Coffee. She's. Ever. Tasted.
Wait no no no. Ever. Made.
And ask what Ursula would like to have, since she slept at our place, she's our guest, and we shall look after her.

rolled 89 = 89

>>18012642

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17959606
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17973355
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17981906
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17986384
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17995372

Random kindness.
___

Would it be crude of us to have Kraus produce a Kielbasa in our trousers we can pull out?

>>18012663
>missed Sakura

>>18012663
I second this. It's why even though I love Strike Witches, I don't read the Quest. I know they're not going to get it right.

>>18012671
I
Love
You,
Sir.

rolled 12 = 12

>>18012663

His Nanoha is pretty much spot on, and the overall quality of this quest is substantially better than most CYOA's on /a/

>>18012673
>"I'm Sakura from the CLAMP Dimension. This is my Device, Clow. I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH ALL OF YOU, YAY!" her overly frilly dress bouncing around as she shakes herself into convulsions of giddiness.

this is not moe. it is a rather grotesque parody of moe characters, which is not moe at all.

>>18012642
oh lol i fucked up the archive link in the OP.
here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest

A quick review.
We're on the third day of training.

You fought santa and burned his beard.
He gave you a magic hat with a rabbit footman inside.

Sakura blew Mike up
Shirou cockblocked youtwice
you used an experimental potion on shirou.
Find alchemy teacher for supplementary lessons.
KamenRider/ Karate Gai is a bro.
Erica assaulted you while you were wearing a skirt

>>18012687
>it is a rather grotesque parody of moe character
Can I try to save face by saying that that's what I was aiming for?

>>18012690

...This overview only makes me want to go back to each thread and read it all even if it takes me 3 hours... Guess I´ll miss this thread too then.

>>18012651

we don't fondle people when they are asleep... atleast not before we have had a go with them.
also i do believe Erica would chop our dick off if we went for Ursula, as it is right now anyway

>>18012667
"Kraus, brew our lady up your best." you command your partner.

The teapot morphs into a coffee pot and you pour her a some into a mug that shows a winged drop of blood.
Erica takes a seat at the table and nods approvingly as she sips her coffee.

"How about you, miss Ursula." You ask as you turn to her, "Is there anything you require?"

"Some orange juice please." She says her now bespectacled eyes averting yours.

The coffeepot you hold now morphs into a pitcher of juice.
You hand Ursula her glass and sit her at the other chair.

"Aren't you eating with us?" She asks as she sees that the table is only set for two

[ ]sure
[ ]sorry

>>18012730
wat

rolled 71 = 71

>>18012728
"If you insist, though I was prepared to eat on the bed, as I thought you would rather eat with your sister considering your reaction this morning. Which I apologise for, though no groping occurred, at least by us."

rolled 81 = 81

>>18012728

If they both want us there, then join them.

If not, let them have some family time while we go take a shower or something.

>>18012728
[x] sure

Conjure another chair up and ask Jakob to take over for you.

>>18012728
Yes of course, I simply had to make sure my guests were properly taken care of. Before I sit down is there anything in particular you would like for breakfast, french toast, eggs benedict, omelets, all served with sausage and bacon.

>>18012745

i support this

>Sure

"Yeah, sit your ass down and join us for breakfast Tea-biscuit." Erica adds.

"If you both insist." You answer with a bow.

"Kraus, please set another place on the table" you request your Device as you head to the window to retrieve your hat.

Your hat in hand, you sit down at the new chair at the table.

You turn the hat over and reach inside "TA-DAH~" you say as you pull Jakob out.
You see Ursula's eyes light up as you do so.

"Kraus, activate Laplace-mode for Jakob please."

Jakob jumps out of your hand and lands on the floor in his anthropomorphic form.
"Leave every thing to me sir." he tell's you with an elegant bow.

"Ladies," You nod to your companions. "let us eat."

"Not so fast, Teabag." Erica stops you from reaching for some pancakes. "What was this about groping my sister?"

*****Best of the first 5 1d100*****
DIPLOMACY CHECK

rolled 87 = 87

"No groping, as far as I am aware, happened. At least by me."

>>18012782


oh god not dice rolls our one weakness.

rolled 35 = 35

>>18012782

She started it...

rolled 92 = 92

>>18012782
I don't know, I was asleep and she apparently snuck into my bed and was not aware of her presence until I woke up. Any groping that may have happened did so without my conscious awareness. The only one who I I wanted to grope was you baby.

rolled 46 = 46

>>18012804
>>18012805
What? Do you two want us to get killed?
>>18012796 has the right bloody idea here

rolled 23 = 23

I NEED AN ADULT

rolled 60 = 60

>>18012796
>>18012805

please let me first dice ever be helpfull

rolled 93 = 93

>>18012804
>>18012805
Welp it was nice. I presume we won't be meeting again thanks to these two.
And won't be meeting anyone else.
What's the reason without our reproductive organs anyway?
It was a good quest while it lasted.

rolled 81 = 81

>>18012814
That's what we shoulda said last night.

"I have no idea what you're talking about. I woke up, greeted her Good Morning, She screamed and shoved us off the bed."

NEVER REVEAL YOU MISTOOK HER FOR ERICA, EVEN IF THEY ARE TWINS, ERICA WILL STILL BLAST OUR DICK OFF.

HELL IM SURE SHE'D SHOOT IT OFF EVEN MORE SO SINCE THEY ARE TWINS

if this ends badly we bunny mode the fuck out of there.

rolled 82 = 82

>Low rolls
>"But I wanted to grope Erica!"

rolled 1 = 1

>>18012833
Wrath of Angry Erica is more than we can outrun in Bunnymode.

rolled 38 = 38

"I did no groping, I was groped. I thought it was you, Erica."

"The only one who I want to grope is you baby."
You tell Erica with a smirk.

Ursula turns livid, takes out Victor stabs you in the eye in one fluid motion

Your last thoughts as the pen penetrates your grey matter was "TWINS THEY WERE!"

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
BAD END

>huehuehue

>>18012874
WAT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Reload the save!

>>18012874

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

rolled 79 = 79

>>18012874
Good times.

>>18012874
Haha papa - n giving lessons now is he LG?

Actual
Y now I think of it a papa n huehuehue woud have more vore and rule 63 beforehand

rolled 16 = 16

>>18012874

Ryuu or someone can fix that, no problem.

OK, so what should we do after that? Prepare for the medical exams?

>>18012874
Man, a minute ago you were my favorite person on tg. Now i am extremely disappoint.

>>18012874
Wait

What

>>18012805 Sorry, that's too blunt.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
"I have no idea what you're talking about. I woke up, greeted her Good Morning, she screamed and shoved us off the bed."
You explain as you wisely leave out the parts of Mistaking Ursula for her calling her sister 'Angel'.

"I see... Did she grope you?" She says with a smirk.
"I-I D-DIDNT!" Ursula exclaims, as she blushes.
You just smile at the sisters joking around.
"Miss Ursula, I don't think weve been properly introduced, I go by the name of 'Susan' for now due to various reasons." You tell the glasses wearing twin. "It's a pleasure to meet you"

"S-same. Please bear with my sister. She can be a bit too much." She answers.

"Oh, trust me, I know." You throw a knowing glance at Erica, She sticks her tongue out at you.

rolled 83 = 83

>>18012910
I'm sure OP will give us another chance... Right?

>>18012928

YES

rolled 96 = 96

>>18012928
Eat breakfast, escort the ladies to their destinations.

rolled 23 = 23

>>18012942

Eat breakfast like Yagami Light eats potato chips/crisps.

"Erica never told me she had a twin." You continue talking to Ursula, "Please tell me more about yourself."

"W-well, I was setn to the Bureau R&D for training, since I was already in the field of 'magic engines' back on our world. They say my previous experience would help greatly with the creations of new Devices."
"This is my Device Victor." She says as she again pulls her pen out of her pocket.

"What was it like growing up with Erica?"
"One word. Difficult." She says flatly.
"HEEEEEEEEEY..." Erica objects

rolled 40 = 40

>>18012961
"Really? I do not see what could be so difficult..." with a slyyyyyy face.

rolled 11 = 11

By the way, ask Ursula if they are developed upgrades for your devices?

rolled 8 = 8

>>18012981
That is rude. That implies we aren't happy with him for some reason or another, or that he has a deficiency or something.
So. Rude.

rolled 68 = 68

>>18012990

I don't see any wrong with Kraus but I wondering simple if we could make Kraus more powerful or gained another abilities something like that.

rolled 32 = 32

>>18012961
ballsdeep.jpeg

rolled 96 = 96

>>18012990

Well, he could do with a fist of some sort so we can show our respect knuckles...

"Really? I do not see what could be so difficult..." you say with such obvious sarcasm.
Erica throws blueberry at you.

"I-im kidding of course. She was kinda mischievous though. Always pulling pranks, and dragging me along to help her."

"Once when I was out with a cold, she went to work wearing my glasses. She blew up half of the laboratory."
..................
You three finish breakfast. As Kraus and Jakob clean up you escort the two to their room, flying Erica up on a saucer, as Ursula declined and used the same flight units Erica did the day before.
Before the two retire inside Ursula thanks you for breakfast and apologizes for throwing you out of bed.
Erica leans in and give you a peck on the cheek, "See you later" She says.


You go back to your room. Glancing at your clock, you see that there's still about an hour left before the day's lesson starts.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
WAT DO?

>>18013021

we train and have a montage.

rolled 59 = 59

Go check up on BroRider.

So, I'm confused. Where is the tea? Why aren't we drinking tea? Were we once drinking tea, and now in a state of tea-lessness? Cause I think that's a problem we need to get on, chop-chop.

>>18013021
Fix up a cup of tea and get some extra studying of Alchemy done, if we want to specialize a bit we may as well put some serious effort into it.

rolled 87 = 87

>>18013021
Shower, then thank Kamen Rider for having our back the night before.

Apply maximum brofist.

rolled 97 = 97

>>18013021

Hmmm... Why can't we try the potion that we had used on Shirou before? Why not try out if Susan can become even more manly with the potion?

Or else Susan could simple take a small walks before heading to the lessons.

rolled 98 = 98

>>18013049
Not yet, we don't know what it'd cause.

rolled 39 = 39

>>18013049
Unstable potion. Kraus said he wasnt sure of what the effects would be.

The shirou effect could just be one of many.

I for one would not like to end up catatonic, OR WITH PERMANENT BUNNYEARS,.

>>18013049

We don't know what would happen, or when the potion would expire.

>>18013056
>Permanent bunny ears
FUCK YEAH LET'S DO IT

rolled 78 = 78

Find Gai, give brofist.
Find shirou, offer to clean up his room.

rolled 54 = 54

>>18013060
or even IF it would explire

rolled 57 = 57

>>18013051
>>18013056
>>18013060

True, maybe we need another test subject (only those we don't likes) before trying it ourselves.

>>18013060
>>18013068
Potion wont expire. Kraus generates a new batch everytime.
Same as with the tea/food he makes, he doesnt store it, he materializes it on the spot.

And yeah the potion is far too unstable right now.

rolled 44 = 44

>>18013046
This. And only this.

rolled 37 = 37

>>18013080

Then we maybe should visit our alchemist teacher in our spare time and discuss him about our unstable potion.

>>18012663
>>you know what the problem is with /tg/ quests that has /jp/ material? the girls suck.

At least it's not like Magia Revolution with it's *third* reboot with canon and not-canon mincing.

Either visit alch or fuck around with our potions to see if we can vary the effects

See about trying to make a straight majaik restoring potion

Kamen Rider.

>>18013123
What is Magia Revolution?

>>18013135

A quest in the Puella Magi Madoka Magica universe, in which you wake up one day in the body of the MC. I followed the original series for a while but haven't read the end of seaon 1 yet.

Did we ever get into Homura's pants?

rolled 8 = 8

>>18013134

Since Kraus uses our MAJAIK to power potions and he can't store potions, the only use a MAJAIK-restoring potion would have is to help our team-mates recover their MAJAIK.
Not that it isn't a good idea, but it probably doesn't help our MAJAIK supply problem.

...Maybe Kraus does need an upgrade after all...

>>18013135
It was a bunch of /b/tards remote controlling Madoka through the Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica plot. At least, that's what part 1 was like. I'm really at a loss to describe what happened after that.

rolled 99 = 99

I kind of want to meet more of the people here at the training center. Trainees, handlers, not too picky.

>>18013145
We could have, but by the time the opportunity presented itself, most of the players were convinced that partaking of the Homuhomu would guarantee karmic death.

So, no.

rolled 86 = 86

>>18013186

Well we could try to meet rest of the trainer before we head to the lesson. Then afterward we could try visit our alchemist teacher.

You grab a quick shower and decide to find the best wingman you have ever had.

You head down to his room after you finish putting on your Bureau uniform and knock on his door.

It opens to reveal him in moss green pajamas with a grass hopper embroidered on the breast pocket. His helmet is not on him, but he is as always wearing his boots.

"Good morning Gai-san," you tell him as he lets you inside. "Please pardon such an early intrusion."

Looking around inside his room you find some pieces of lumber leaning against a wall and some tools on his desk.

His bed has been modified into a bunkbed.

"Good morning to you as well, Susan-san." he gives you a shallow bow. "What do i owe the honor of your visit?"

You return the bow and say "I would like to thank you for your assistance with Shirou last night, and thank you as well for your 'gifts'"

"It was nothing, I am sure you would have done the same or even more for me."

"If there's anything I can do to repay you, please don't hesitate to ask" You tell him.

"Your gratitude is enough my friend." he reaches out a fist to you, and you bump it with your own.

"Gai-san, if i may ask one thing..."
"Please go ahead."
"What's with the bunkbed?"

"Ah, when Shirou and I went out to town last night we picked up the lumber and mattress" He explains. "I decided to help him out with his living predicaments."

"Oh this is all my fault Gai-san. I'll clean up Shirou's room so you can have your room to yourself again."

"That is not needed. I quite enjoy his company, and he may be sad if you deprive him of that fudge."

"Where is Shirou by the way?"
"He woke up early this morning and ran uout the door singing about fudge, I assume he should be at his room"

>>18013145
You *never* got into Homura's pants because lol moralfag choices presented only.

Also, Magia Revolution started it's third reboot as of last night. The OP decided to flip around right at the start of the final battle of Magia Rebuild.

So much for the success of a CYOA, huh?

>>18013183
What happened after Magia Revolution? OP making up drama and stuff but he could't get satisfied enough that way.

>>18013204
Oh wow. And me having got tired of the whole deal back when we were jumping around between 3 different player characters to fight "Ouroboros". Good thing I've got a job keeping me busy now.

>>18013219
>>jumping around 3 player characters

Seems to be a weakness of a CYOA. Looks like he should have just sucked it up and ran it like a quest instead.

Shirou with his damn fudge obsession...

I suggest we start heading to our lesson little early so that we can avoid any strange penalty for coming late.

And also try to avoid Shirou. If he get too annoying just throw the potion at him again to give him the manly mind for a while...

"I should go see him." You tell Gai.

You once again thank Gai, and head out of his room.
You walk a few doors down to find Shirou in front of his room wearing a miner's helmet.

He has taken the door off it's hinges to get at the Fudge. And he is attacking it vigorously with a pick. At his feet lays a sack that you assume is half full of chunks of fudge.

"Hey shirou." you call out to him.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEY SUSAN!" he yells right in your face.
"Thanks for the fudge man. It's so AWESOME."

"So i heard you're bunking with Gai now."
"Yeah. He's AWESOME. Last night we went around town on his bike then we got icecream and pizza and cookies. Then we went to this karaoke joint." he recalls last night's adventures "He can sing so AWESOMELY!"

"Say, Shirou. Want me to clean that fudge up for you so you can have your room back?"

[ ]fudge
[ ]fudge
[ ]fuuuuuuuuudge
[ ] fudge?

>>18013271
fuuuuuuuuuuuuudge

>>18013277

Fuuuuuudge

rolled 1 = 1

>>18013271
[ ]fudge
[ ]fudge
[X]fuuuuuuuuudge
[ ] fudge?

rolled 67 = 67

>>18013271

We shouldn't get rid of it all, but maybe make a small air pocket he can sleep in?

To sleep on fudge, surrounded by fudge...
Oh, did you eat your pillow, Shirou? That's OK, your pillow was fudge.

>>18013284
nat 1, nice.

rolled 55 = 55

To be honest, why would we clean it up, since both Shirou and Gai are okay with it

"NOOOOO! MY FUUUUUUUDGE!" He exclaims.
"But your bothering gai." You try and explain to him.
"Noooo I'm not. I asked him last night. He said he was happy to bunk with me. He's AWESOME like that." He breaks off another chunk of fudge and places it in the sack.
"Now we're roomies. He's even gonna let me drive his bike some time."

'Goddamn i really need to repay Gai big time if I got him stuck with this retard.' you think to yourself.

You hear the bells tell everyone that classes are about to start.
"OHSHIT,GOTTAGOBYEEEEEE!"
Shirou picks up the sack of fudge and runs down the hall, leaving is dooor leaning against the wall and his pick still embedded in the wall of fudge.

You also head down to class.

>>18013271
>fudge

You arrive in class without incident.
As you sit around waiting for Mike to arrive your eyes wander around the students around you.

LEGOLAS! WHAT DO YOUR ELF EYES SEE?
****Roll 1d100 for perception check****
Post a character. Any character with a roll over 50 gets written into the class.
First three sucessfull rolls only

rolled 78 = 78

>>18013329
THE ULTIMATE TEA CHALLENGE

rolled 84 = 84

>>18013334

Seconding.

rolled 18 = 18

rolled 82 = 82

>>18013329

this

rolled 94 = 94

Tea Challenger

rolled 75 = 75

Well looks like we have our three characters.

rolled 65 = 65

>>18013342
FUCK. YES.

rolled 21 = 21

>>18013335
its a sucessful roll already, way to waste a character slot

>>18013334
>>18013340
>>18013342

That what I call Tea Challenger! To bad I don't get chance with Cruz in his girl uniform...

>>18013340
>>18013337
I'd peg them for instructors
[actually had the doctor planned as THE DOCTOR for the clinic]

classmates spotted
>Shinku
>Lily
NEED ONE MORE

The Doctor and nagato will be instructors. no need to roll for them

rolled 85 = 85

rolled 15 = 15

>>18013376
THIS GUY

>>18013382
Is that that girl from ichigo marshmallow?

>>18013388
Damn. now I want him to be on adventures with shirou

rolled 96 = 96

This one

>>18013401
>>18013376
Dafuk, my trip dissappeared.

>>18013404
Fuck yes Lain

rolled 92 = 92

>>18013401

Yes

>>18013401

I think she is the girl from Metal Slug games

rolled 22 = 22

Pity, would have wanted pic related to appear (Lelouch vi Britannia, Code Geass)

rolled 23 = 23

>>18013382

Oh well. I was going to go with Tomoe Mami as soon as I got a image of her...

>>18013410

No, it's Matsuri from Ichigo Marshmallow... At least according to SauceNAO.
I thought it was Fio from Metal Slug too.

>>18013440
Would've wanted to see us try and get in his pants...

Looking around, your eyes lock on some interesting people.

First you spot what appears to be a guy wearing glasses holding a red clad doll on his lap.

Then you see a blond beauty sitting quietly in her chair, her eyes closed peacefully

You also see another little girl, this one looking younger than Sakura. She is wearing glasses and is playing with a white ferret.

Finally you see him. A guy wearing exaggeratedly thick glasses, a striped red and yellow scarf is around his neck even if the weather is pretty warm.

As you finish your sweep of the room Mike walks in

>>18013441
It's matsuri cosplaying as fio I think

Aw no Lain... maybe next time, then...

"Okay guys. I'm sure your handlers have informed you of this, today you will be having medical/majaikal tests." He explains.

"The females go first, so please proceed to the medical wing. The Doctor will then soo to you all"

"the guys will stay here for lessons until it's their turn after lunch"

The girls file out and Mike has the guys move into the empty chairs closer to the front.

"Okay guys, I actually didnt have anything planned for today, so for now i will just try to answer any questions you may have"

WHAT DO YOU ASK?

rolled 89 = 89

>>18013560
Where all da white bitches at?

>>18013334
A Doll

>>18013340
A Machine

>>18013342
And a blind girl

This should be fun!

rolled 15 = 15

>>18013560
"So, what are we ACTUALLY going to be doing with our awesome magical combat powers after we graduate? I'm a bit fuzzy on all that."

rolled 68 = 68

>>18013582
Best tea party in history.

rolled 9 = 9

I'm concerned about the true intentions of this organization.

Considering how much power we have each been equipped with, my many different weapons, modes, attacks, and abilities alone make me feel like a one-man army... (when I'm not passing out...)

What kind of threats are we going to be put up against, sir?

rolled 23 = 23

>>18013560

What are the limitations of MAJAIK? What can't it be used for?

>>18013342

DO IT!!

rolled 65 = 65

"About that sentient slime..."

Hm.

Next time we're getting a "roll for a character", I'm gonna go and vote for her for MEGADETH PARTY.

>>18013593
>>18013607
"After you are approved for field operations each of you will be assigned to a Bureau office in any of the Dimensions we have jurisdiction over.

There, you will be asked to deal with threats posed to said Dimension.

You will have to perform these tasks in secret.

Your opponents will also be Majaik users of varying nature." he explains as he accentuates his speech with Domingo.

"And 'all da white bitches' are at the medical wing right now getting their physical and majaikal potentials checked out."

Other students ask questions in turn. The guy with the scarf asks, "I heard the head of the organization is a woman. IS THIS ALL AN ELABORATE FEMINIST PLOT TO TAKE OVER DIMENSIONS? IS SHE USING US AS PAWNS IN AN INTER-DIMENSIONAL GAME OF CHESS?!"

rolled 80 = 80

>>18013721
HE KNOWS TOO MUCH!

rolled 10 = 10

>>18013721
"So we'll be wizard cops? If so, I'm totally okay with this."

>>18013721
>>woman at the head of this organization.

rolled 55 = 55

>>18013721
>>18013749
>> "I heard the head of the organization is a woman"


Yukari Yakumo.

rolled 76 = 76

>>18013721
Please God let us slip Kenji a genderbender potion.

>>18013721
YOu can just see the migraine forming in Mike's head.
"Yes, Director Nagato is technically female. But only since she chose that form. And no, she is not a FEMINIST ALIEN OVERLORD like you are muttering under your breath."

The round table discussion continues until everyone who had a question has been answered.

"Okay guys, Im gonna work on some paperwork with Domingo. I give you the rest of the time we have left until lunch to do with as you may."
He turns to leave the room.
"You may not leave the room until lunch though."

WAT DO?

>>18013768
>Nagato is the director
>imokaywiththis

Let's find out who are the other teachers and school administrators.

rolled 100 = 100

>>18013768
Start lunch early. Serve small sandwiches, pastries, tea, coffee, maybe even have a MANLY PICNIC with a few students. That sort of thing.

rolled 86 = 86

>>18013776
We cant leave.

>>18013768
We mingle. Check out scarf guy, and doll guy.
Then we get those two, Gai, Keima and Shirou for a manly picnic.

>>18013786
Excellent way to troll the teacher.

rolled 52 = 52

>>18013786
well, shit. I guess we're doing that. But really, slip Kenji the genderbending potion.

>>18013803
Extra points with Shinku for tea in a picnic.

>>18013786
You head up to the podium.
"Everyone." you turn to the guys in class. "How about we have lunch early? My treat."

You are met with whoops of delight and nods of approval.

Activating Kraus you ask him
"Dude, you up for servicing 20 guys and a doll?"
"FUCKER, DON'T GET ME INTO YOUR FUCKING GAY PIZZA ORGIES. FUCK."

"Goddammit, i meant serving them lunch."
"WELL YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST SAID THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU DICKCHUD."

Kraus morphs the room into a dining room with a table long enough to accommodate everyone there.

There are heaps of steak and ribs on several platters. Mashed potatoes and peas within arms reach.

A small galley is off to the side, steam rising from covers trays there.
You take Jakob out [again with your TA-DAH~ flourish] and have him go into Laplace mode.

you settle everyone into a chair and you and Jakob begin service.

WAT NOW OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18013812

You mean the same potion that caused Shirou to turn into manly man? We can try it...

rolled 66 = 66

>>18013901
>"FUCKER, DON'T GET ME INTO YOUR FUCKING GAY PIZZA ORGIES. FUCK."

Lost it there

Lets chat up scarfguy, lets see if he can out yell Kraus

rolled 76 = 76

>>18013901
Break out the whiskey and serve everyone any food they ask for, making witty banter the whole way.

>>18013334
Let's go chat with her

rolled 92 = 92

>>18013928
Fucking rolls disappearing

rolled 55 = 55

>>18013928
All of the girls are away getting physicals right now, bro.

rolled 46 = 46

>>18013949
God
Fucking
Dammit.

Scarfy one then.

rolled 69 = 69

Also ask if Mikey would like to join in on the food.
No untested or tested potions included, of course.

rolled 65 = 65

>>18013969
He needs 50 lbs of green leafy matter. And some beer.

As you and Jakob make sure everyone gets thier food and beverage of choice, you feel a small tug on your sleeve.

"I would like some tea." You turn and see doll guy's doll looking up at you from his lap.
"Ah yes, please fix some tea for Shinku." Dollguy adds.

You take out an appropriately sized cup and pour her some Earl Gray, she quietly sips as you observe. Her owner[?] is digging into a sandwich.

"What is it?" she says as she puts the cup down.
"Uhhhhm, Why aren't you with the girls?" you ask
"Foolish man, I am no girl, I am a doll of Rozen."
"Well, you look like a girl to me."
"I am above those girls you wish to compare me to. They are but bags of flesh compared to perfection such as I."

"I see.... so you're a Device then?" You see her owner[?] shoot you a look of panic.

"No, I am not. I was not manufactured here in the Bureau, My father put me together centuries ago with his own hands and gave me life with his hands."
"The Bureau just scouted me and my medium, Jun, out."

"Hey man, thanks for the food." Jun speaks up from his seat. "Forgive Shinku, she can be a little touchy at times."

"It's nothing, I aim to serve."
"Amazing service too, food is great." He replies
"The tea was satisfactory at best." Shinku murmurs.

"OH IT IS ON, YOU CLOCKWORK TART. NOONE CALLS MY TEA 'SATISFACTORY' AND GETS AWAY WITH IT. MY TEA IS THE GODDAMN BEST AND YOU KNOW IT." Kraus the pot yells.

"I've tasted better through my life."

Shit, this is bad, Kraus is gonna make a scene again

**** Roll 1d100 ****
How do we neutralize the situation?

>dafuk. my trip keeps diseappearing

>>18013901
Talk to scarfy, he sounds like he knows something.

So we can't store potions?
That's lame. I wanted a Batman-like upgrade by allowing us to prepare.

rolled 67 = 67

>>18014076
Oh yessss Rozen Maiden
Oh shit a fight

rolled 56 = 56

>>18014086
THIS. OP, can we get a flask as a gift from our ALCHEMz teacher as a gift later? something that can actually store potions?

Maybe 3 potions at a time? of unlimited quantity

rolled 72 = 72

>>18014076
I'm going to allow this. Kraus is a person, not property, and she's kinda a bitch.

let them fight.

rolled 35 = 35

>>18014076

"Then as a butler, I must make amends to serve you better. Please give me a minute."

Rebrew the tea, make the best goddamn tea, you've ever made.

rolled 76 = 76

>>18014086

We can't store potions YET, but there can be upgrades or additional items that can fix that.

>>18014076

Make really awesome tea. Like, remove limiters, divert all processing power, reverse the polarity-grade tea.
Or spike it with a potion, whatever.

Slip kenji the gender potion

rolled 5 = 5

>>18014131
We don't have that anymore or do we? didn't we use it to make the (failed?) potion which manlifies

rolled 66 = 66

We can't let the two of them ruin the meal for everyone else.

"If you would like some better tea, please allow us some time to prepare some for you, and we shall let you taste it at a later date."

>SET UP >>18013080
AND SHINKU FOR LATER.
>LET THEM HATE FUCK EACH OTHER INTO SUBMISSION

>>18014086
see>>18013080
I bet that if we get good enough with alchemy, we can just have kraus learn any potion and he can make it in-situ

rolled 41 = 41

>>18014160
We didn't have any then. We had Kraus analyze it after it expired.

>>18014166
>I bet that if we get good enough with alchemy, we can just have kraus learn any potion and he can make it in-situ
You are missing the point.
We already have a mana bottleneck. Storing potions would get around that issue.

rolled 89 = 89

>>18014168
>expired potion
WHY.jpg

rolled 64 = 64

>>18014168
I suggest that after class, we go see the alchemist teacher and get some of the gender bender potion. Then slip it to kenji.

rolled 97 = 97

>>18014182
Yeah, we have an abundance of utility, but not much in the way of endurance.

Let Kraus be angry.
He has reason to, after all.

>>18014166
I like this.

WE ARE BUTLER. WE DO NOT LET OUR GUESTS MEALS BE DISTURBED.

Also a one on one session with shinku might be fun

I forget how2dice.

I want shinku and kraus together in one box. ALONE

rolled 75 = 75

I think this calls for a Gentlemanly duel. Nobody should insult our device, or the tea he serves.

rolled 43 = 43

rollan die happens by dice+[number of die]d[number of sides on the die]

>>18014271

MC is above suck petty remarks.

He is a Butler, not just a mere gentlemen.

rolled 45 = 45

>>18014271
Sir that doll is a female.

A right bitch and a liar though, showing no appreciation for our free meal and delicious beverage service which undoubtedly includes the best tea in this or any other dimension.

As a butler we are obligated to keep such opinions to ourself. We know that she knows this is the best tea she has ever tasted, we also know that her superiority complex and entitlement issues prevent her from admitting it in public. We will have to meet in private and set the record straight.

Until then, defuse the situation. Ask Kenji about feminists or Shirou about fudge.

>sorry guys, but the thought of getting Kraus and Shinku have a solo session just charms me too much.
>also >>18014210 is right. We can't let petty arguments get in the way of service
>please bear with some railroading on my part for this.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
'Kraus,' you mentillate your partner, "STOP IT. You're disturbing everyone else."
'FUCK YOU MAN, SHE INSULTS MY TEA. I SHOULD BOIL HER IN SYRUP FOR THAT.'
'Dude. Not cool. WE ARE BUTLER, remember?'
'FINE. BUT I SHOULD GET MY CHANCE TO SHUT THAT BITCH UP LATER.'
'okay, I'll try and set that up'

You hear Jun whispering to Shinku as you turn back to them
"... Ruin the meal ... stop please"

"Milady," You begin, "If you would like some better tea, please allow us some time to prepare some for you, and we shall let you taste it at a later date."

Shinku looks around the table and sees that the little fiasco has made everyone stop eating and looks at you.
You peg her as a classy lady. And a classy lady does not want a horribly mundane scandal like this be her trademark.

"Very well," You finally let the breath you were holding out as she replies. "I shall allow you to serve me tea another time. Take as much time as you would like to prepare."

"I WILL GIVE YOU TEA SO GOOD, ITLL MAKE GEARS FALL OUT OF YOUR PORCELAIN ASS."

"I look forward to you trying." she replies in a cool voice.

Everyone simultaneously return to eating as the situation is neutralized.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

rolled 21 = 21

>>18014372
Dance party?

rolled 56 = 56

>>18014372
MANLY PICNIC.

rolled 8 = 8

>>18014372

relax, eat sandwich, drink tea

rolled 95 = 95

>>18014372

Join in the meal
Talk to Kenji

>>18014326

I must agreed about it. We should hold back because we are butler and it is childish too arguing about that our tea is the best. Instead we should focus on to improve the taste of the tea until Shinku admitted that she like it.

>>18014372

Hmmm how about chatting with Kenji about feminist otherwise we can take easy until we can leave the classroom.

>>18014188
The potion expiration was put in place to stop it from being used for pranks later.
But that apparently isnt gonna stop you guys.

>>18014105
I'll look into that, it could be fun to have Kenji sneak your flask and gulp down some random shit

>>18014372
Let's talk with Kenji, see what his Device is.

rolled 13 = 13

>>18014372

Slap shirou. For all his cockblocking.

And just to turn him into his alter ego.p

rolled 99 = 99

>>18014372

BUNNYMODE.

Ha, no. Get to know everyone, find out what they can do, possibly figure out a way to spy on the girls' examinations undetected.
Use scarfboy as a scapegoat if we fail.

rolled 91 = 91

>>18014432
THIS.

Make it his scarf. And name it Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster

[apparently there is a real guy with this name]

rolled 100 = 100

>>18014451
I just about soiled myself laughing. Who needs females when we have bunnymode?

>>18014451

>Why.jpg

Butlers be more classy than this.

later on i say we get back to our alch teacher and make some tea which would make that stuckup doll weep for more.

approach someone else for now, lets get to know our fellows.

rolled 18 = 18

>>18014473
...fuck...

rolled 48 = 48

Is it just me or did OPs writing get better?
It's less of a stiffer read now.

>>18014460
>>18014473

rolled 52 = 52

>>18014473
>>18014451
Too random. Meaningless in the situation.

WE ARE CLASSY BUTLER. NOT SOME 2 BIT CLOWN

>>18014451
>>18014473

Man fuck that. Spying is weak pussy shit and far far beneath us.

>>18014451
>>18014473
We're a fucking combat butler. We're better than that weak shit.

rolled 51 = 51

>>18014526
This. Talk to our guests.
(Scarfy)

rolled 91 = 91

>>18014479

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_the_Butler_Saw_(mutoscope)

Eh, I beg to differ.
Also, what better chance to scout out who to woo?
Plus, it's a chance to develop our reconnaissance abilities with a incentive to succeed.
Not to mention the fact it's a fairly common development in school settings.

rolled 58 = 58

>>18014490
>>18014500
>>18014526
>>18014482
They mad.

rolled 31 = 31

>>18014473
Fuck NO

rolled 70 = 70

>>18014543
We're the best fucking butler the multiverse has seen, there is no need for that shit, we're far better than that.
We'll get them do that for us.

>>18014543

A common development for creepy assholes who cannot get laid maybe.

Not to mention the fuckin teachers would catch wise to any such shit instantaneously and dock our pay to nothing or worse.

rolled 52 = 52

>>18014473
We bunnymode for the bitches not for a room full of guys.
Take your gay faggotory out of here.

rolled 83 = 83

>>18014554
>>18014541
also mad.

>>18014547
And with good reason I think. They don't want to stoop to That Guy level out of character creepiness.

I am inclined to agree with them.

>>18014543

Not when we're basically in a relationship with erica.

She'd kill us.

>>18014600
Also that yes.

rolled 88 = 88

>>18014600
We're in a relationship with Erica? I think we're casual until she says otherwise.

>>18014608
Casual with possessive jealously.

Something we will have to resolve, and we should tread lightly until with we do.

I think we should use bunny mode as our secret weapon on women...

Bitches love bunny mode

>>18014460
>>18014473
Goddamn you guys.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
You walk around the table chatting with people, you come up to a group with thier heads low together.

"Yeah, my handler showed me his fight with santa..."
"saw it too...."
"I heard Shirou talking about it too."
"... Bunny ears."

'GODDAMMIT SHIROU' You scream in your brain.

The group looks up and sees you.
"Hey man, can you show us BUNNYMODE?"
"yeah, yeah. we want to see that shit that almost took Santa down."

Word spreads quickly around the table.
"Wow his power-up?"
"Almost defeated that monster Kris?"
"I want to see it too!"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!"


The group as a whole is now looking at you. 'Welp, theres no getting out of this one' you think.

"Kraus, our guests demand to see BunnyMode" you tell your Device. "Do we oblige them?"

"GODDAMMIT. YOU KNOW I CANT SAY NO TO A FUCKING GUEST. GO AHEAD YOU FUCKS."

With a heavy heart you give the command you shall regret for the rest of your life.
"Bunnymode Engage." Your transformation sequence seems longer than usual, every eye in the room on you.

You are finally in bunny mode, you stand there. Feeling the room grow colder.

"You guys happy now? Can I go back to my butler suit?"

"OH NO, WE ARE FAR FROM DONE." The leader of the group advances on you, holding a slice of Pepperoni pizza.
Everyone does the same with various slices of pizza..

.....................

They had to clean the quarantine that room for a week to clean the cheese out.


==========================
BAD END
>huehuehue

If by "she says otherwise," you mean "she cuts up our kielbasa," then certainly.

>>18014676

>Pizza end

>My face when I have no fucking face

>>18014676
>why boner

>>18014676
>M-my sides are moving on their own~

>>18014676
I don't understand.

I am so confused as to what just happened.

rolled 73 = 73

>>18014676
Are you sure you're not the same guy who does the Heretical Love quest?

>>18014676
huehuehue

rolled 77 = 77

>>18014709
Another bad end.

rolled 33 = 33

>>18014676
wha...i don't even...

>>18014712
No. But I also enjoyed getting HUEHUEHUE'd by papa-n

>>18014715
No shit? That's pretty fucking obvious.

rolled 56 = 56

So, shall we converse with the Scarfed One.

>>18014676
>PIZZA RAPE ORGY
>MFW

OH GOD WHY DID THAT HAPPEN?

*Holding slice of pizza. Looking around and then slowly hide the pizza away behind the back.*

That was nice ending.... I I... Mea.. I mean that is bad! Bad!

Can somebody reload the save?

>>18014747
Yeah, let's see what his deal is, other than ancient feminist aliens, if possible.

No seriously, animu-fu is weak, who is he?

rolled 83 = 83

>>18014676

It's kinda sad that joke posts that roll high get BAD END now...

I mean, what sort of BAD END would naming ourself Susan have caused back in the first thread?
Mike punching out our kidneys?

rolled 17 = 17

>>18014785
He's from Katawa Shoujo

>>18014794
But… how would that have been entertaining?

rolled 86 = 86

>>18014676
Reload the save.

You walk around the table chatting with people, as you near one end of the table you see scarf-guy trying to explain something to a red haired boy besides him
...AND THEN THEY YANK YOUR HEART OUT, TAKE ALL OF YOUR MONEY AND TRADING CARDS, THEN SEND YOU TO WORK AS A ZOMBIE IN THIER ESTROGEN SHOT FACTORIES!"
"Wha-?" the boy is clearly highly confused.

You walk up to them to learn more about this highly amusing character.

"Sup man. You enjoying the food?" you ask
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'SUP?' DON'T YOU KNOW THAT "WHAT'S UP" WAS STARTED BY FEMALE IMPERIALIST BOOB NAZIS AS A SECRET GREETING TO SAY TO EACH OTHER TO ACCERTAIN THE NUMBER OF PENISES THEYVE CUT THAT DAY." He goes on a tirade. "COME TO THINK OF IT, YOU LOOK FAR TOO FEMININE TO BE A GUY. YOU'RE A SPY!!!"
"I DEMAND THAT YOU SHOW ME YOUR PENIS."

"Dude. Calm down. Im as much a guy as you are."
"NOPE. NOT BELIEVING YOU. YOU'RE A FEMINAZI SPY!!"

"Hey man, if i was a feminist spy, could I do this?" you grab Shirou two chairs down and slap him.

>>18014889
disgunbegud.gif

rolled 76 = 76

>>18014889

How BAD END would it be if Shirou turned into a girl this time?

>>18014889
We need to get Kenji laid.

Preferably with a giant three eyed Amazon woman.

>>18014889

It's here!

rolled 27 = 27

>>18014889
AWWW YEAH.

>>18014918
Best end.

>>18014908

It'd be bad end for Shirou probably.

rolled 86 = 86

>>18014933
But a great end for us.

>>18014889
Ohgodwut

>>18014944
That was the implication yes.

rolled 42 = 42

Keima x Shirou OTP

Never thought I'd post OTPs on /tg/...

rolled 54 = 54

>>18014961
Shirou's great end. Bow diggity.

>>18014919
Or Kuro-Saaaan

rolled 24 = 24

>>18014889
So, answer me this. When Erica woke up rubbing her butt and saying ow... Did we fuck her in the ass last night?

rolled 5 = 5

Susan's Theme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8J3_It1gE8

rolled 45 = 45

>>18014977
She fell off the bed with us.

>>18014977
No she got pushed onto the floor with us.

From the way the lead in went, if anyone had a sore asshole after last night, it was us.

So if MC actually is Hayate...

I wonder what happens if we get Hamster in in the next round of character intros.

The transformation is Instantaneous.
Kurou-san is now in Shirou's seat.
His gaze meets yours through his shades.
"Hey, man" he says, wisely avoiding to mention your 'name', "Thanks for the food, amazing stuff as always."
It takes all your self control, [and jabbing a fork in your thigh] to keep from swooning.

He leans back and puffs on a cigarette he produced out of nowhere. Then asks Jakob for brandy.

"Ah, any guy that could make a manly man like that is cool in my book." Scarf-guy finally relaxes. "Hey, My names Kenji and this is Sgt. MAX FIGHTMASTER."
"HOORAH!" his scarf says.

"Were here to stop the VAGINA ALIEN FEMINISTIC CORPORATIONS from wiping out MANkind."

'wow, this guy must have a screw loose.' you think.
'HE'S MISSING ALL OF HIS FUCKING SCREWS.' Kraus adds.

"You need to show me that trick again some time. Karate chopping MARTIAN-OVARY-DOMINATRIXES into awesome dudes just may be the ticket i need to end all of this."

"uhhh. yeah, some other time."

>>18014977
She got knocked off the bed by Ursula, man.

Not that we wouldn't have tried to put it on her butt, if she'd let us.

>>18015014
she'll be crying as she schlicks in the corner watching Erica penetrate MC with a big iron strap-on

>>18015014
Personally, I want Yukine Chris in here.
>>18013644

rolled 83 = 83

>>18014889
>"I DEMAND THAT YOU SHOW ME YOUR PENIS."

o_O

Let Susan say to Kenji,
"How do I know that you are not from Feminist Nazi? You can be female spy in disguise who act like ant-feminist!"
And then do dramatically pointing at him.

>>18015019
God damn he is so smooth. I can't even deal.

>>18015019

MC can't be the only one so affected by Kuro-san.

What about the rest of the class?

rolled 80 = 80

>>18015046
I think only kamenrider can resist him.
[or maybe it's some form of majaik resonance between KURO and MC, MCs majaik was what caused the transformation after-all]

rolled 34 = 34

>>18015046

I think it's because we have such intense bad feelings about bad Shirou that when he transforms into good Kuro, we get intense good feelings.

You slowly back away from Kenji, atleast trying to get beyond his reach.

"Uhhhhh, gottadosomethingattheotherendofthetablenow." you blurt out as your pace quickens.

You check in with Keima and Gai, the two eating in silence.

"Enjoying yourselves guys?"
They both give quiet nods. Leaving them to their peace you move on.

As you make your way down the other side of the long table you hear the bells ring for lunch break.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

rolled 7 = 7

>>18015116
Animate the legs on the chairs and table. We're going to move this party to the cafeteria without ever making our guests rise.

rolled 29 = 29

>>18015116

Training.

Check the library for books on alchemy or other useful subjects that we can check out.

rolled 12 = 12

>>18015116
Can we read a book on alchemy or something? Even just a beginner's guide?

rolled 16 = 16

>>18015134

Yes I also think we should checks some books about alchemy unless we have time for it.

rolled 51 = 51

>>18015116
Let erryone keep eating and continue to socialize. Once the meal is over skip lunch and use the extra time to hit up the library or stretch/warm up for the examination.

>>18015134
good idea, might be some books on different dimensions which we could use for more kinds of foods/services/drinks.

we also might need to look into getting a bigger reserve of MAJAIKS since we tend to over extend ourselves a little bit.

rolled 7 = 7

Head down to our ALCHEM teacher.
Show him our potion, ask if he can cure shirou.
[or make us an anti-swoon potion]

rolled 64 = 64

>>18015116

Actually, something I've been mulling over for a while now is sparring with Laplace-mode Jakob.

Would he be any good or not? No idea, but if he gets in combat, it might help if he can fight.

Also, can Kraus figure out other ways for us to overcome our MAJAIK flow problems besides potions?
Nanohaverse has the cartridge system, but tea sets don't really have magazines...

>>18015193

His combat mode can only be activated for 5 minutes.

I guess his usage would be best in a KOF support attack style?

rolled 95 = 95

>>18015183
Mike said we had a decently large reserve. Something is fucking it up though.

Now we serve ourselves, obviously.

rolled 92 = 92

we look for Erica.
Have her dominate us some more

>>18015262
OH SHIT SON.
YOU DOIN IT RIGHT.

rolled 5 = 5

>>18015262
She hasn't had lunch yet.

This is designated bro/self free time.

We can get our TWINS THEY WERE time on later.

rolled 98 = 98

>>18015262
Yes also let's meet the Doctor.

rolled 91 = 91

Which one of the Doctors is it, by the way?
Oh wait no don't tell, spoilers.

>>18015034
>pegged by Erica

This isn't my fetish at all.

But somehow, this doesn't feel all that wrong.

rolled 50 = 50

>>18015360
All of them everywhere at the same time

Lunch time is free time, since we just had lunch.

We could go for an impromptu alchemy lesson?

rolled 46 = 46

>>18015386
Good, because it's looking inevitable. The other option is ending up in a three-person relationship with her and her twin after some in-character drama. If that happens, I expect Erica to be keeping a metaphorical iron grip on our balls at all times to protect her much more innocent sister.

rolled 17 = 17

>>18015417
Oh god that doujin why

rolled 34 = 34

>>18015444
...I honestly don't know what you're talking about. I was presenting my honest prediction.

rolled 72 = 72

>>18015450
http://www.mediafire.com/?3uctjy05au343l5

Consider yourself duly warned.

rolled 93 = 93

You know guy's, i am A-ok with erica taking the lead. But pegging doesn't float my boat.

rolled 12 = 12

>>18015493
But does it float Susan's?

You decide to head down to Ryuu's place for some advice with your potion.

You see that the group is still enjoying the luncheon you've spread out so you decide to leave Kraus and Jakob with them.

YOu begin to walk down to the entrace to the R&D department.

AS you get on the elevator, someone yell's "HOLD THAT DOOR"

Who is it?

*** ROLL IT ***

rolled 87 = 87

>>18015462
Wow, that was really bad. So, I think I should reemphasize this: METAPHORICAL iron grip.

>>18015493
While not in any way opposed to TWINS or having erica take the lead, we do need to work on our harem end.

If we let Erica keep the initiative all the time she'll get bored and move on. A relationship like this is built on constant struggles for dominance.

Next time, we pin her to whatever surface and go for the liplock.

>>18015551
Ursula

rolled 96 = 96

>>18015551

Ursula

rolled 67 = 67

>>18015551
It's Erica's twin.

rolled 74 = 74

>>18015551
ERICA.


You know what they say about elevator sex?
It has its ups and downs.

rolled 6 = 6

>>18015551
Amazoness.

rolled 16 = 16

>>18015563
I think harem ends are boring. I just want twins.

rolled 39 = 39

>>18015567
This sounds about right. She is a fighter pilot (sorta) after all.

rolled 17 = 17

>>18015594
>>18015567
Next time we so much as see her, I'm thinking. Hallway included. Pin, smooch hard, and then keep walking. Make her fucking swoon.

rolled 4 = 4

Herbert West

rolled 74 = 74

>>18015604
+1 on this, but only because tropes say when we do that, it will turn out to actually be Ursula without her glasses on.

rolled 77 = 77

>>18015551
It's our Rider friend!

rolled 31 = 31

>>18015612
yess

rolled 63 = 63

The Doctor

rolled 90 = 90

The Doctor or Ursula (without glasses)

rolled 18 = 18

>>18015612
Oh god yes. I want to see Hayate squirm (I don't necessarily always like my character I'm playing to be happy all the time). I expect that after a LOT of drama, it will work out in his favor. A LOT OF DRAMA.

rolled 31 = 31

>>18015639
A RECEPTIVE Ursula-without-glasses. One who doesn't correct us.

rolled 31 = 31

>>18015551


Chris. >>18013644

rolled 19 = 19

>>18015654
HAHAHA. DRAMA.

rolled 38 = 38

Trying again for Chris.

rolled 34 = 34

>>18015654
That will either shoot straight for Bad End or involve a lot of... interesting... events, eventually culminating in 'oh hell yes, twins.'

rolled 17 = 17

>>18015730
Either way, entertaining for us, yeah?

rolled 74 = 74

>>18015739
Yeah.

>>18015551
Since we're leaving Kraus, we brought along a sample of our replicated potion to show Ryuu, right?

rolled 3 = 3

>>18015757
I expect so.

You find Ursula rush into the elevator with you.

"What floor" you ask her.
"b33" She replies trying to catch her breath.
You press the floors you two will be headed to and settle for the ride down.

You observe at Ursula's reflection in the shiny panel of the control panel.

PERCEPTION CHECK.
***ROLL EM***

rolled 20 = 20

Rollin'

rolled 2 = 2

>>18015777
PERCEPTIVITY.

rolled 77 = 77

>>18015777
Rollin

rolled 30 = 30

>>18015806
More like BLINDNESS brohan.

>>18015806
>>18015795
LOL

rolled 15 = 15

>>18015795
>>18015806
Bastards.

rolled 35 = 35

>>18015777

rolling

rolled 82 = 82

Good lord, /tg/ dice. Your haet, it burns.

rolled 67, 56 = 123

Let's ogle.

rolled 46 = 46

ROLLAN DEM DICE

rolled 39 = 39

>>18015777
She wants to fuck and bring her sister along.

rolled 11 = 11

>>18015777
What a mediocre series of rolls.

rolled 41 = 41

Oh what the hell

rolled 79 = 79

>>18015851
Yeah, probably. I wonder whether or not Erica will facilitate this.

rolled 88 = 88

>>18015777
It appears Ursula wants to fuck you in a threesome with her sister.

rolled 25 = 25

>>18015777
This is how I failed to spot trap

rolled 91 = 91

>>18015876
I don't doubt it. She strikes me as someone who would probably need her sister around to make her confident enough to do anything. The fact that her sister clearly already approves of us means she might want us to serve in that role rather than someone else.

rolled 35 = 35

It's actually Erica and she's about to do horrible, sexy things to us.

You smash your fist against the emergency stop button.

The sudden halt of the the decent shakes you two occupants.

You turn around and pin Ursula to the wall.
She struggles against you but you grip the handrails running along the walls for leverage.

"Wait, wha-mmmmpgh" You silence her by giving her such a forceful kiss.

rolled 13 = 13

>>18015927
What the hell

>>18015927

this can only go well.

>>18015927

What is going onnnn???

>>18015927

It's Erica, isn't it?