Poe was a pretty good writer, I guess his style would fit in with the grimdarkness.

>>17962968
You fool! That's not Poe! That's Sergei Rachmaninov!

>>17962968
That's Eli Whitney, you know, the guy that made the lightbulb?

>>17962968
I hate you with the fury of ten thousand volts.

All hail to Tesla.

>>17962987
That's clearly torquemada, you idiots.

>>17963000

Who?

>>17962929
Remembering him is heresy! Expect unexpected visit.

>>17962987
No that was Einstein. This isn't Einstein, Einstein was NEVER without a cross around his neck.

>>17963005
He's some guy who made armor in the Fallout universe, or something.

Of course, OP. The Adeptus Mechanicus never forgets anything.

>>17963002
>>17962987
>>17962986
>>17962968
All of you are fucking stupid, that is CLEARLY John Lennon, the main who invented rugby.

despite all the bull fuckery in this thread

source?

Good ole' Charlie Chaplin.

>>17963017
This one?

>>17963029
No he's Mel Blanc, the guy that voiced Dick Dastardly

>>17963030
Google Images
Nikola Tesla
First image.

That said, the man in the photograph is actually Stephen Hawking.

Tony Blair? The Prince Regent of Arabia? Why him?

>>17963000

Holy cow nice get

All praise to Tesla!

Guys, that's obviously Groucho Marx without the greasepaint eyebrows and 'stache.

Still pimping bitch, I fucked your mother before you could even think in frying elephants with AC.

The fuck does Hitler have to do with 40k?

Hitlers crimes will never be forgotten.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

Tupac did write some good music yes, but I don't think his 9th symphony would still be around for that long.

>They can't even recognize the first president of the United States, Bill Clinton

>>17963037

lmao

+1 internets to you good sir

OMG I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

>>17963094
That was Malcom X, you dumb.
He single killed the british with a tommy gun in Gettysburg.

Only because his time machine took him to the year 39,999.

>>17962929
Freddie Mercury?
Nice.

Alright seriously now... can't you guys recognize Florence Nightingale? She invented penicillin for god's sake!

Ok, stop the joking lads. I know Florence Nightingale was pretty important for her research into radium and one of the most recognisable figure in history, but you can only take this so far.

>>17963114
A true Armanian hero.

Michael Jackson sure has changed

It's awesome how Schrodinger inventing the Time Machine allows me to ninja people in this thread.

Be careful OP, that looks like a brown recluse to me.

Christian Bale isn't THAT good of an actor.

>>17963142
>>17963140
Nightingale mind.

But she did neither of those things, not when she was too busy inventing hip hop musics.

Isn't that Izumi Sakurazawa? Never seen a pic of her before, not exactly what I expected. I really love her manga, especially Hellsing and Chobits.

OP here, this man too is remembered.

>>17963184
>Remember
>A cave drawing

>>17963184
That guy is awesome, pic related.

>>17963184
Oh shit it's William Howard Taft, the dude who invented mass production cars.

>>17963184
Who's that, Louis Pasteur?

>>17963184
That's Eratosthenes. But I don't remember him in any codex or nothing...

Why are you guys all picking on OP's picture of Queen Antoinette?

I definitely missed some meme or something cause I don't know what the fuck is going on or what you guys are doing.

>>17963142
>>17963140
Alright First off every one knows that Florence Nightingale was the first Pomeranian to fly in a hot air balloon.

Second that is obviously Aladdin.

>>17963205

Better get that checked brah. Dosnt look healthy.

>>17963217
I've not seen Swat Kats in years...

>>17963205
The fuck dude? That flavor is terrible.

>>17963223
>the first Pomeranian to fly in a hot air balloon.
What does Lance Armstrong have to do with Warhammer Fantasy?

This man, too, is remembered. Legend claims he once punched out the Emperor himself in the boxing ring. If he'd been born in a different era, he'd have been made Custodes.

>>17963184

I love you, John von Neumann!

>>17963258
Nothing, unless you include revolutionizing the entire small arms industry, at the age of 14.

>>17963263
B-Beautiful...

>>17963184
Sure. I mean, Mozart developed some really revolutionary methods in production.
Certainly the Mechanicus has a prayer or two for him.

In the year 40,000, this man too is remembered.

>>17963263
>punching the emperor
herusy sssssso
hrad m bARIN MELT

HERSSSY HUSRYS SHUSERRYES HERESYSSSS

>>17963263
Just because Obama finally hunted down the nefarious Red Baron doesn't mean he deserves any attention.

Man, you're all getting trolled, that's clearly Franz Ferdinand

pic related

>>17963263
The first black Prime Minister of Tajikistan, grats to him.

>>17963263
Magic Johnson? But he was a pacifist who helped free India from the French. He never boxed in his life.

>>17963281
John Lennon?

Warhammer 40.000 fans:
Why I have to learn history, philosophy, literature and liberal arts if all that is going to be wiped out by the Unification Wars in the far future?

>>17963285
How is a pic of Jackie Chan related?

>>17963298
That's not Jackie Chan you tit, that's Ip Man.

>>17963289

Magic Johnson is the guy from the Green Mile. You're thinking M. Night Shyamalan.

pic(ard) related

>>17963289
That's not Magic Johnson, you idiot, this is. Look at the man. Clearly this is the corpselike face of a man who has seen innumerable horrors.

>>17963316
The blind sax guy?

>>17963321
Obi-wan Kenobi was the best villain in Stargate.

>>17963321
Wasn't he one of the first psykers on Earth and founded the first school for psykers and sanctioned mutants to learn to control their powers for the good of humanity? I remember reading that in a textbook once.

>>17963321
Oh man I loved him in those Dracula movies. Christopher Lee is a badass.

>>17963321
But that's Captain Kirk...

It's like I'm actually on /b/! Now I don't even have to leave /tg/ when I want to be disgusted with an inexcusably lame sense of humor from all the dorks around me, wishing they'd all just fucking shut up.

/tg/: the only board you'll need! ™

It is the year 40,000 and this man('s anatomy) is remembered.

>>17963364
You mean this guy? His heroic attempts to counter the menace of the mad warlord Doctor Robotnik shall always be remembered.

>>17963387
Ghost in the Shell is an awesome visual novel,

>>17963384
- Voltaire

>>17963384
Don't you mean /vp/?
That sounds clearly like something those attention-whores would do.

>>17963387
I remember that show!

And you're right, his anatomy is very unique.

>>17963184
>>17963069
Gauss the Boss?
Fuck yes!

Wait is that Carl Friedrich Gauss? Gotthold Eisenstein? Sergei Eisenstein? Alexander the Great/Dhul-Qarnayn?

>>17963395
Admiral Horatio Nelson didn't fight Robotnik. He founded the gay rights movement before his assassination and famous last words "Kiss me Hardy". Besides, Robotnik was at least 200 years prior to Nelson.

>>17963442
>gauss the boss

>>17963447

Kiss me (my) hardy (hard-on).

>>17963395
The bastard son of Julia Caesar, a real credit to the Mongolian army in the three kingdoms era of 1872 Russia.

Let's not forget this man

>>17963473
They even pickled it as a relic after his death.

>>17963563
Oh hey, that's Neil Patrick Harris.

>>17963572

what the heck

how many fake rasputin dicks are there on the market?

>>17963632
>Rasputin

Who?

>>17963641
The guy who invented bread.

>>17963632
wait a second, there are guys selling chopped off dicks?

>>17963641

>Rasputin

T6
FNP 3+

>>17963696

only of important people surely.

im sure you can find lots of fake jesus/buddha/allah toes, fingers, bones etc etc worldwide

people buy that crap

rasputin was something of a mystical figure in russia, so yeah, people'd like to have his dick (or any part of him)

for some reason.

on-topic copy/pasta:

Repeat x2]
My mechadendrites bring all the boys to the yard,
And they're like,
The best forge world's Mars!
Damn right the best forge world's Mars!
We can teach you,
'Bout St. Tesla's electric charge.

I know you want xenotech,
The thing that makes free energy,
What explorators go crazy for.
They lose their minds
If the warp unbinds
Before they get out in time.

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
La la-la la la,
AdMech toys are waiting.

My mechadendrites bring all the boys to the yard,
And they're like,
The best forge world's Mars!
Damn right the best forge world's Mars!
We can teach you,
'Bout St. Tesla's electric charge.

>>17963847

I can see the machine spirit.
You want to be just some skitarii?
Tech geeks and freaks with toys
That can't be bought.
Just know: heretics get caught.
Watch out if you're smart,

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
La la-la la la,
AdMech toys are waiting.

My mechadendrites bring all the boys to the yard,
And they're like,
The best forge world's Mars!
Damn right the best forge world's Mars!
We can teach you,
'Bout St. Tesla's electric charge.

Omnissiah says "get involved."
Enginseers practice every day so
You must maintain your firearm.
Same time maintain your iron halo
And you will learn to mend.
(Plus work on our titans!)
Then next honour spark plugs, the wheel and flint.
Then starting your car is a blessed event!

[Chorus x2] La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
La la-la la la,
AdMech toys are waiting.

My mechadendrites bring all the boys to the yard,
And they're like,
The best forge world's Mars!
Damn right the best forge world's Mars!
We can teach you,
'Bout St. Tesla's electric charge.

>>17962929

And then suddenly the Valhallans acquire massive towers that shoot lightning, not warp lightning either. They minitiarise it so that they have a squad level anti tank buster thats basically just a stupid amount of power channeled into ZEE ENEMY.
No seriously can you imagine that, Red Alert Soviets join the Imperium and bring communism to Kay Oss. In true red alert fashion ofcourse.
(Cue Kirov airships. EVERYWHERE)

That's obviously Nicholaus sparks.