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    571 KB IT'S A GOOD DAY TO ABADDON QUEST OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 02/09/12(Thu)20:10 No.17876480  
    Previous threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=abaddon

    You are Ezekyle Abaddon. The Despoiler, the Warmaster of Chaos, Son of Horus, leader of the Black Legion. You launched the 14th Black Crusade via time travel in an attempt to kill the Emperor as a kid, but you have been sent to the prehistoric age instead. In addition to your usual wargear you have two bionic arms, one with Sindri bound to it. You also have Araghast bound to your codpiece, a Doc Ock power-claw backpack and Kamina shades. Recently you have gained a tentacle beard and received the ability to turn into a mince pie, one that exists in all planes of reality at once, at will.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:17 No.17876594
    rolled 74 = 74

    >>17876480
    Cool...but what are we doing?
    I say we ascend to daemonhood
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:21 No.17876658
    rolled 53 = 53

    >>17876594
    We're already much more than a deamon, we've ascended to mince-piehood! I say we check out the webway as a mince pie, see if we can befraid any strange creatures or eldritch abominations.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 02/09/12(Thu)20:26 No.17876737
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    You stand inside your throneroom, itself within the Vengeful Spirit. Before you is Ahriman, Sorcerer of the Thousand Sons and one of your most trusted comrades in this 14th Black Crusade.

    Yes, the 14th Black Crusade. Although there had been thirteen other preceding it, all failures, this one was different. It was a crusade that transcended time itself. A quest, to kill the Emperor and bring Chaos eternal to the galaxy.

    You have experienced things stranger than you ever have in your entire life within the last few months. You have slaughtered extinct beasts by the dozens, gained a fiance a child, and did the impossible by converted Eldar to chaos. Yet despite all these things, you feel as though there is so much more to come....

    Ahriman speaks. "Yes. As I was saying, I'm very pleased with you." the sorcerer says "Things have been very...quiet recently. No random Eldar ship attacks, no murderous cultist trying to kill us, and no word of Alpharius since you had that...thing, done to him." You feel as though Ahriman is smiling behind his helm. "Yes, all in all it has been a very pleasant and peacfu-"

    Then a warhound titan comes crashing through the ceiling.

    Think fast, warmaster.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:27 No.17876754
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    >mfw
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:29 No.17876774
    rolled 34 = 34

    >>17876737
    Yell at it because you don't want to play fetch with the oversized mutt right now. Daddy's busy.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:29 No.17876779
    rolled 73 = 73

    FUCK this is back?!
    Let's become a mincepie and teleport inside the cockpit/controlroom/whatever.

    god help the crew.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:30 No.17876785
    rolled 32 = 32

    >>17876737
    It's been some time indeed.

    We use the hand.
    >> Starshadow 02/09/12(Thu)20:31 No.17876798
    ITS BACK
    >> s 02/09/12(Thu)20:32 No.17876813
    rolled 93 = 93

    holyshit. it's back.
    >>17876737
    use THE ARM
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:33 No.17876821
    rolled 81 = 81

    >>17876737
    Prep Sindri to smack.

    Break the titan's foot off with your fist.

    And scream.

    "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!"
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:33 No.17876829
    rolled 52 = 52

    Fuck, what was I thinking. No mince pie tricks, PUNCH THE WARP MOTHERFUCKER, IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO WELCOME BACK THIS GLORIOUS QUEST
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/09/12(Thu)20:35 No.17876845
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    rolled 43 = 43

    PUNCH EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 02/09/12(Thu)20:36 No.17876862
    >>17876813
    As you see the titan descend from the ceiling, you pull back the arm possessed by Sindri and ready to strike. The titan falls down towards it and, as it is almost about to crush you, you slam your palm forward, grabbing onto the warhound's leg.

    The titan stops as you hold it from the ground with your arm. Ahriman suddenly falls over and screams "WHAT THE FUCK"

    What now, warmaster?
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/09/12(Thu)20:37 No.17876877
    rolled 56 = 56

    >>17876862
    INTAROGATE THE MORON IN THE TITAN!
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:39 No.17876901
    rolled 79 = 79

    >>17876862
    MERGE TITAN WITH ARM

    GIVE SINDRI AN UPGRADE
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:39 No.17876906
    rolled 25 = 25

    >>17876877
    Start spinning that fucker over your head and toss it away because "FUUUUUCK YOOOOOOUUUUU!"
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:40 No.17876909
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>17876862
    NOW WE MINCE-PIE-TELEPORT INSIDE IT AND QUESTION THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS BY PUNCHING THEM WITH SINDRIIIIIII AND STEALING THEIR MEMORIES.

    AND THEN THIS
    >>17876901
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:41 No.17876918
    rolled 18 = 18

    >>17876909
    FUUUUUU-

    Using my one re-roll. Also, if blessed, then everybody in the crusade get's a cupcake. A gift from a minor warp power.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:45 No.17876963
    rolled 86 = 86

    We play basketball with it. And then this:
    >>17876901
    and
    >>17876877
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:46 No.17876976
    rolled 87 = 87

    Rip off the titan's leg and use it to administer a severe beating. Very severe.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 02/09/12(Thu)20:47 No.17876981
    >>17876901
    As your fist continues to grip the Titan's foot tightly, you feel the power of the warp surging within you. You transfer this energy to your arm, with begins glowing with a chaotic mix of blue, pruple and orange light.

    The warp energies are enhanced by Sindri, and the lights continue to glow brighter and burn hotter. Soon the foot of the titan begins dissolving, it's metals dripping onto your daemon arm.

    But then the warhound flails it's other leg about. You and the titan both fall onto the ground, your arm still attached to its foot. The god machine tries desperately to get free, slamming your armour with its other foot.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:47 No.17876984
    rolled 53 = 53

    >>17876963
    >>17876976
    So close! GAH! COME ON KHORNE!
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:49 No.17877006
    rolled 95 = 95

    CRUSH IT LIKE A PUNY GUARDSMAN

    Also what took you so long OP? It's been some time.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:50 No.17877021
    rolled 14 = 14

    >>17876981
    "TAKE IT YOU BITCH"
    We then proceed to grab it's other leg with our own human arm, and prove how badass we are by holding it there just with that arm, whilst we finish merging.

    And then we make our own TARDIS.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:53 No.17877071
    rolled 30 = 30

    We finish merging like a damn pro, and become ABADDON: THE FIRST CHAOS TRANSFORMER.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:53 No.17877086
    >>17877071
    and thus megatron came into being.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:55 No.17877099
    rolled 89 = 89

    >>17877071
    YES!! THIS
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 02/09/12(Thu)20:55 No.17877110
    >>17877006
    (essays, Dark Souls, Skyrim, setting creation, other writings, Spice and Wolf)
    Summoning up more of your strength, you proceed to lift the titan up off the ground with Sindri. You managed to pick up the titan and heft it into the air for a moment.

    You then let out a fearsome warcry and bring the titan downwards. The warhound smashes into the ground, a loud crashing noise and the sound of metal splitting pronouncing its fall. You lift the titan up again with Sindri and smash it onto the floor once more. Soon it stops struggling.

    What now, warmaster?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:56 No.17877120
    rolled 85 = 85

    >>17877099
    KHORNE STOP FUCKING TEASING US!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:56 No.17877126
    rolled 50 = 50

    Start tickling the fucker's feet! WITH WEAPONS AND OTHER ASSORTED INSTRUMENTS OF PAIN, DEATH, AND DESTRUCTION! FOR SLANNEESHI!
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:58 No.17877150
    rolled 9 = 9

    Find a hatch that gives access to the crew and knock on it, asking politely if they will surrender to you and the Dark Gods.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:58 No.17877151
    rolled 27 = 27

    >>17877110
    Now that you are relatively certain of the titan's demise, fuse with the remnants as suggested and rename yourself Megatron.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)20:59 No.17877165
    rolled 51 = 51

    >>17877110
    Merge with it LIKE THE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:00 No.17877183
    rolled 19 = 19

    >>17877110
    We do what we were destined for. We merge to become.... MEGABBADASS!
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:01 No.17877192
    rolled 44 = 44

    >>17877183
    >>17877165
    These.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:04 No.17877224
    rolled 70 = 70

    >>17877192
    >44
    If only there was a god for this number...
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:04 No.17877230
    rolled 76 = 76

    >>17877165
    Merge with it to LEARN the FIST OF THE NORTH STAR
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:06 No.17877259
    rolled 19 = 19

    >>17877183
    >>17877230
    >>17877165

    ALL OF THEM! KHORNE PLEAAAAAASE! DO I HAVE TO CHOKE'A;BITCH?!
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:07 No.17877273
    rolled 51 = 51

    >>17877259
    rerollan
    >> J Moldy !/xew0p2mvg 02/09/12(Thu)21:07 No.17877275
    rolled 65 = 65

    I say we infuse Sindri into the Titan to make it come back alive. Only under our power now.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:09 No.17877298
    Who's sindri, anyway? Never participated in the other Abaddon quests...
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 02/09/12(Thu)21:11 No.17877320
    >>17877230
    With the titan now beaten, you continue on with you merging. Warp energies surge forth from Sidri once again, the daemon fire burning the titan's steel and causing it to melt onto you.

    You keep on melting the titan's metals with Sindri, until it has all finally melted onto your terminator armour. Soon the titan's entire hull has melted onto you, plasteel, admantium and other materials coating your armour.

    Suddenly you hear "HOKUTO NO KEN" ring through your head. You feel invigorated and empowered.

    Ahriman emerges from behind a pillar mumbling "What in the warp..."

    What now, warmaster?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:11 No.17877322
    rolled 24 = 24

    I SAY WE FUCK IT AND HAVE LITTLE MINI TITAN BABIES.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:14 No.17877354
    rolled 96 = 96

    >>17877320
    Do a little stretch and dance to get used to the new feel of the extra armour, all the while mocking Ahriman for hiding like a Punk Ass Bitch.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:14 No.17877358
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    rolled 66 = 66

    >>17877320
    >GARbaddon has learned Hokuto no Ken
    >GLORIOUS.jpg

    Now you must demonstrate your new power. Preferably using someone disposable.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:18 No.17877398
    rolled 30 = 30

    >>17877358
    Slaanesh approves! finally a blessed roll!
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:18 No.17877407
    rolled 78 = 78

    >>17877358

    Dammit Slaanesh I meant Hokuto Shinken
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/09/12(Thu)21:18 No.17877409
    rolled 37 = 37

    >>17877358
    Slaanesh wills it!
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 02/09/12(Thu)21:28 No.17877507
    >>17877358
    Suddenly, somebody runs into the chamber. You see a chaos astartes of your legion run into the throneroom towards you.

    "MY LORD, THERE ARE CULTIS-""

    Feeling a strong sudden desire to use your new strength, you charged towards the marine. You let out a fierce scream and jab the forhead of the marine with your possessed arm's fingers. A crack appears in the helm when you strike it and time seems to freeze for a moment.

    HOKUTO NO KEN!!

    The astartes pauses for a second before speaking again. "So...was that like a test?" he says "Anyways, like I was saying cultists and Alphas are overruAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGG"

    The astarte's head suddenly explodes. Gibs splatter everywhere and his body slumps onto the ground, a bloody ruin. Ahriman walks over to you.

    "Dude...what the FUCK?!"
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 02/09/12(Thu)21:31 No.17877551
    >>17877507
    (meant that to be HOKUTO ZANKAI KEN, whatevs)
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:31 No.17877552
    rolled 69 = 69

    >>17877507
    Cultists? time to go fuck some bitches and chew bubblegum...
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/09/12(Thu)21:31 No.17877557
    rolled 37 = 37

    >>17877507
    waitaminute, OH FUCK AHPARIUS AND OMEGION ARE FREE!!!
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:32 No.17877560
    rolled 89 = 89

    Investigate with your mince pie powers.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:32 No.17877566
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>17877507
    have ahriman grab your breast plate and fly to were the traitors of the traitor legions are
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:33 No.17877571
    rolled 86 = 86

    >>17877560
    OH COME ON
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:33 No.17877579
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>17877571
    FUCKING GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! RE ROLL
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:33 No.17877580
    rolled 29 = 29

    >>17877507
    I CAN EXPLODE HEADS WITH MAH FINGER THATS WHAT THE FUCK

    Now Brofist Kharn again, giving him head-exploding powers in the process.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/09/12(Thu)21:35 No.17877595
    rolled 69 = 69

    >>17877580
    WE HAVE HEAD-SPLODY!!
    >> J Moldy !/xew0p2mvg 02/09/12(Thu)21:37 No.17877615
    rolled 43 = 43

    >>17877552
    I say we chew bitches and fuck bubblegum. For Slaanesh.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 02/09/12(Thu)21:43 No.17877680
    >>17877560
    Remembering the words of the astartes before his head turned into a bloody mess, you decide to investigate this supposed disturbance using you mince pie powers.

    You shift into your mince pie form. As you do, you feel the mind-raping pain of existing in all planes of the universe at once, and sensing everything in existence. You do sense a specific presence though. A strong one, nearby. You recognize it as the presence of those who have been touched by Malal. His insane, chaotic laughter can be heard echoing throughout the Vengeful Spirit. You can also sense a great power, a demigod is aboard the vessel.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:46 No.17877701
    rolled 71 = 71

    >>17877680
    Well, we'll have to worry about that as we go. For now we must fuck bitches and chew bubble gum.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 02/09/12(Thu)21:46 No.17877710
    (Sadly, I've got to head off to sleep now. It's real late here and I've got things to do tomorrow. I shall return on the weekend though.)
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:47 No.17877726
    rolled 13 = 13

    >>17877680
    Order 50% of your forces to destroy the cultists before they cause too much trouble, have the other 50% be on guard and stand by in case of complications. Get Kharn, Ahriman, and some other of your Bros together, then locate the Demigod.

    And challenge him.

    To a one on one challenge of mortal combat

    By means of Epic Heavy Metal ROCKOUT.

    Played using nothing except codpieces
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)22:41 No.17878280
    I had a decent day. Was about to head to bed, and decided to check /tg/. Now I'm not sleeping tonight.
    And I couldn't be happier! HOW I MISSED YOU ABBADON QUEST
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)22:45 No.17878328
    >>17878280
    It's over til tomorrow



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