>>17875522
>What do?

Guts Man's ass.

>>17875529
Welp, that settles that discussion.

>>17875529
DA NERRRRM

>>17875529

>>17875529
You've been waiting to do that since the first thread, haven't you?

>>17875571
It was the last post of the previous thread, now the first post of this thread. Feels right.

You find Guts Man in the karaoke bar.

Apparently Wily has one of those.

You succeed a passive Wisdom check, and automatically switch to the Commando Bombs.

>>17875850
Get closer and see what's going on before we do anything.

>>17875850
What's he singing?

You sit down at a table and take a listen to Guts Man's singing.

>Go back, tell your leader! You'll need more men!
>SEND ME
>THE BEST YOU'VE GOT
>SEND ME
>YOUR STRONGEST MACHINES

ha ha who even IS THIS

>>17876083
>Not having him sing The Hounds

Wait for his song to finish, tell him you'll rat him out to Willy for singing propaganda songs.

Who're those other robots?

Wait for him to finish, compliment his vocal skills.

You put the game on pause, because of extenuating circumstances.

Son of a BITCH.

>>17876547
Bumping for MORRIGAN.

Looks like a lot happened this time.

Surely OP will return soon


Surely...

>>17879081
I have faith in OP.

Super sorry guys, a wide variety of

S H E N A N I G A N S

I won't be able to update until late tomorrow, this one was sort of a bust.

>>17879950
At least now I can rest...

>Last time on Lady Robot Master Quest

Violating this thread to keep it alive

But yet it shall live!


(...until tomorrow evening)

Bump it up till tonight

bump

Guts Man finishes his song and steps down while another patron takes the stage.

You're there waiting for him, and you compliment his singing voice.

Well, we should bump this up until he gets back in say two hours, all considered.

>>17890330
Invite him to a table for a drink, talk about what got him interested in karaoke, and if he's been practicing long.

>>17890330
>>17890342

OH SHIT HE CAME BACK
EVERYBODY PANIC

>>17890330
Hey, anyone recognize that foot?

>>17890419
What do you mean?

You sit down with Guts Man and get some drinks.

You ask him how long he's been into karaoke, he says it's something of a hobby of his dating back to his days as a construction robot. Him and the human workers would unwind at the end of the day and get drunk at a karaoke bar a block away from the first site he worked on.

Allow him to get drunk-- he doesn't need to remember this in the morning.

Ask him more about his past, and check out who's on stage.

>>17890663
I'm asking because with those Stalkers running around you can never be too cautious. Who knows when that new one we got will break free. Still guessing it's from that vampire guy, I think his name was Shademan?

You ask Guts Man a little more about himself, but he says there isn't much to say really.

He works hard, does his job, then does he can to relax. He isn't very complicated.

You take a look on stage, Shade Man is going through the menu trying to pick a good song.

>>17890863
>Who knows when that new one we got will break free
I HAVE IT
GO UP ON THE STAGE AND SING "I WANT TO BREAK FREE" BY QUEEN

>>17890902
Hm. It's possible that he's up to something.
Probably wisest to adjourn to the bar's bathroom, for some clangin'.

>>17890902
IT'S ON NOW.
BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM AND DIMITRI (who the fuck else could it be)

>>17890902
It's possible he doesn't even know he has a STALKER. So, I suggest getting Guts Man in bed and then checking out Shademan, see what he's doing.

Now then... "I think I want to give karaoke a try, but I have a different sort of song and mic in mind. Care to give me some lessons?"

>>17890902
Guts Man, look, our outfits are the same colour.
>What do you mean?
We should probably fuck.

You tell Guts Man that you can help him unwind in a more... personal way.

He gets what you're saying, and asks where and when you want to... spend time together. This place is sort of crowded.

The waiter arrives with the drink you ordered, a Woodman Reserve Nonsynthetic. A more refined taste for a classy lady such as yoursef.

>>17891215

Awwwww, he is so adorable.

His place!

Wait, does he have a place? Do WE have a place? Do Robot Masters have personal rooms?

>>17891215
Wisdom his place to make sure it isn't terrible. If fine, his place.

You leave some money at the table and head to his place.

His personal quarters, which all Robot Masters have one of.

>>17891655
Really? When's our paycheck due then?

Alright! Super-strength!

I'm sure that despite being useless in game, this will be quite handy in your quest.

Wow, we've actually reached the end of a speed-dial.

>>17891749
So, do we renew or go with blademan, then renew?

>>17891771
Might as well finish things here.

>>17891788
Fine with me. Let's get Blademan out of the way then.

>>17891804
Wait, let's take a break from infecting everything in sight and go see what the deal with shade man is. Also, figure out why Dr. Wily has a karaoke bar.

You find Blade Man in the middle of a possible transaction with Sword Man.

Blade Man says he isn't buying that piece of shit from him.

>>17892150
This again? Sword Man really needs to stop being so gullible.

>>17892150
Call him Onii Chan

>>17892150
Investigate the blade for sale using WISDOM.

>>17892299
I can probably answer this for ya.

It's a shitty sword he got tricked into buying because he's gullible, and is now trying to pawn off on someone who doesn't understand swords. Which isn't working, because he's trying to pawn it off on Blade Man.

You ask Sword Man what the deal is with THIS sword.

He says you already know, it's the same damn one he's been trying to get rid of from the last time you met.

>>17892416
Isn't sword man weak to bouncing balls?

How are we even going to do this? Bouncing lasers?

>>17892416
Has he considered finding an alternative use for it?

Like a TV antennae? Novelty letter opener? Doorstop? Window prop? Clog clearer? Railgun ammo? Part of a Terminator walrus costume? Olive holder for an oversized cocktail?

Has he perhaps considered taking all of his shitty swords and making it so that he can wear them around his lower half like some kind of crazy sword hula skirt?

>>17892474
We DO have Strike Man's weapon, but that'd render us susceptible to Blade Man.

Crazy how that works, ain't it?

You ask Sword Man if he's considered re-purposing it, as like a doorstop or something.

He thinks that would look very silly.

>>17892724
How are we gonna get sword man to buzz off... we need to get blade man alone.

>>17892724
We could use it to create some wall decor for him. Might make his home look a bit more classy.

>Using the class stat, of course.

>>17892756
This sounds like a good idea.

>>17892756
Solid plan

Combining Class and Wisdom, you turn the shitty sword into something presentable and classy.

Blade Man and Sword Man seem impressed.

>>17892870
Do we get bonuses for threesomes or anything?

>>17892870
Nice, I guess we give it back then.

>>17892884
We've already infected sword man, I believe.

>>17892914
>>17892884
See
>>17891690

Just Ctrl+F 'infection progress', easiest way to see who you've infected. Yes, Sword Man is on there.

>>17892870
I love Sword Man's expression. I think we managed to melt his brain with pure awesomeness.

You give it back to Sword Man who takes off to find a place for it, he thanks you on his way out.

Just you and Blade Man now.

>>17892994
Ask him if he knows any places that HE'D like to mount a sword.

Because that makes sense.

>>17892994
"Tell me you have better taste in blades than that oaf."

You ask about his knowledge of swords and make a snide comment about Sword Man's ignorance.

He says Sword Man really does have some awesome swords, he just gets hustled every now and again...

>>17893189
Ask if he has a collection.

>>17893189
Try to start your moe and call him "oniichan" or "big bro".

>>17893189
You knows its funny.

Your Blade Man, I'm Blade Woman...yet we've never really did anything together.

>>17893278
augh no. Besides, we never did level moe. Which I'm goddamn fine with.

You tell him you two are practically brother and sister, how come you've never done anything together?

He responds by saying that's sort of arbitrary, considering most of the Robot Masters are related in some way.

>>17893434
Tell him to shut the fuck up and take us somewhere.

>>17893434

"Oh, well, we should hang out anyway."

Equip Commando Bomb!

You say you should hang out anyway.

He's like okay, whatever. What'd you have in mind?

>>17893620

A movie? (p.s. did we ever actually get to watch predator? I forget.)

>>17893620
We should ask him what he's into since we don't even know. I bet he's into LARPing. I bet he plays a wizard.

>>17893620
Well, you could spar with each other. Both of you guys holding long, hard lengths of metal, enduring each other's pounding attacks, getting sweaty in extertion, you know, like that.

>>17893688
That's so gay, it must work.

Yeah, ask him what he likes.

You suggest sparring. He asks if you mean, like, with your blades? Because that seems sort of dangerous.

You ask what he likes. Apparently, medieval weaponry and mythology.

>>17893767
Ask him about his relationship with Knight Man.

>>17893767
So like, we could go to a fencing match I suppose?

oh man those are like the two most boring things ever. My god.

>>17893767
Ask to see his sword(s).

Emphasis on the singular, plural remembered later.

>>17893767
Ask him if he would like to play dungeons & dragons with us. Or perhaps FATAL?

You if he'd be willing to try tabletop RPGs.

"Aren't those sort of boring with only two people?"

Hmmmm.

>>17893901
ask if he plays warhammer 40k or fantasy

>>17893901
Oh man this guy is super lame. The lamest. Does he even do anything ever? I bet he just sits in his room most of the time being antisocial and touching his swords.

Well, give up on proposing and ask him to show you what he likes about mideval stuff? Perhaps you can learn a few things

>>17893925
Exactly.
Let HIM explain his interests instead of us trying to guess them

>>17893901

This could be harder than expected...

You ask him to explain a little about his interests, and he goes on and on about swords. Like way too fucking much.

Especially because it's shit you already know thanks to your enhanced Wisdom.

You also lack the Charm to even look interested.

SIGH

>>17893925
Time to let someone else show us a fun time?

>>17893965
Try to one up him on sword knowledge. Maybe that'll light his fire.

>>17893965
Well, I guess we need to make uncouth innuendos then

>>17893965

Don't act like a bitch, it's not that hard.

Jesus.

"How about you SHOW me some swords"

*hinthint*

"look, you're blade man, I'm blade woman. We put our edges together and get our guards locked."

>>17894020
It's so corny yet classy. It must work.

>>17894003
>>17893979
Yup, innuendo time.

You make a bunch of sword related sex puns.

He's like, yeah sure whatever.

Uh, okay.

>>17894077
Commando Booomb!

Man this guy sure is a STRAIGHT EDGE ahahaha.

What's that symbol in the speech bubble?

>>17894115
usb port symbol yo. For robot sex.

>>17894077

So we gonna fuck or what?

>>17894077
Put on our Arthur Armor to impress him.

>>17894163
Yeah, let's dress up as Saber from F/SN.

>>17894168
Not the most impressive win, but it's still a win.

>>17894181
Indeed

>>17894192
Say, this means we've hit a milestone.

Anything but moe.

WOW, even his palette is boring.

>>17894192
MILESTONE! Let's get some goddamn charm already.

>>17894217
Straight up

>>17894217
Or subtlety. But charm is certainly good.

Let's equip it to our underwear. Because by the time that comes off we shouldn't need it.

>>17894216
we need splash woman on the dial so we can fork people

>>17894247
Upgrade it to crotchless underwear and we won't need to at all.

AND MILESTONE HIT YEAH

Where's it going? A quick recap of what we've seen so far:

>Several incidents where Charm would have helped greatly
>Wisdom has already assisted a lot at level 1
>Class has had minor passive effects at its current level
>Still no idea how moe works, likely due to poor translation from the developers and the translators dealing with the NES' memory limitations
>A few other incidents where skill could have turned the tides in your favor

>>17894273
Skill or Charm, most def.

Charm seems all around more useful though, honestly.

>>17894273
Skill. Maybe we'll even have the chance to get Wily's idiocy out of our system.

I'm throwing in for class.

Just because we're sexually aggressive it doesn't mean we need a reputation of a slut.

>>17894287
I'm thinking it is. Charm would be a flat bonus all the time.The others are situational, but probably give a bigger boost when they are useful.

Actually, Moe might increase that specific used-the-correct-skill bonus.

Charm or class nigga.

>>17894297
class, because handicaps are fun

>>17894318
Blade Woman is not slut, it's simply the way she's been programmed.

Charm.

Fuck moe.

Skill next time maybe.

Need charm now, it'll help with all the terrible sex puns.

I'm throwing my vote in for moe cause I'm a sucker for poorly translated skill explanations. Gotta know what that shit does.

But charm would be a good one too.

>>17894318
Or charm is the buster cannon of the skills, never weaker but rarely more effective.

Seriously guys? We need to Charm it up.

It helps with our subtlety and God knows we need that.

We need hella charm.

>>17894360

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhWCUR-GIo4

>acquire charm
>get bigger tits

>>17894398
I think that depends entirely on the situation. DFC, my friend.

>>17894398
Very tempted.

But I decided against that obvious choice shortly after coming up with this system.

>>17894404
>acquire charm
>get ...variable tits?

>>17894425
Bueno.

>>17894410
The chest seems like the most logical choice for it. And if we play strip poker to seduce a robot we'll actually have a reason not to take it off right away.

>>17894398
>>17894404
>>17894425
>>17894426
>start thread
>heel turn into sexventure
>comments about it being straight NOPE, Whizzard territory
>assure everyone I'll keep it light-hearted PG-13 CLANG CLANG fun
>seven threads later
>we want variable tits

I never asked for this.

>>17894444
didn't ask for those quads either, but you got 'em.

>>17894444
>NOPE comments

I was one of them.

I'm having so much fun now.

>>17894444
Hey I wasn't requesting just... considering options. Here's another one:
>acquire DAT ASS

>>17894444
Just make it a general appearance manipulation thing and file it under Moe

>>17894444
I think we're fine as is.

Let's not introduce any variable tits/ass/whatever.

You've gained Charm!

You now have a reasonable amount of subtlety and social decorum.

You also have an adjustable breast size, for use only in emergencies, damn it.

>>17894505
I'd suggest simply going with >>17894483

Enough of that though, let's load up the speed dial with eight more robot masters!

>>17894505
Alright. First order of business.

Make our tits huge.

>>17894522
BE?

Tempted by your new upgrade, you dial it up to maximum.

Oh man just look at all that synthetic boobage all over the place.

>>17894522
Needle Man
Snake Man
Hornet Man
Ice Man
Bomb Man
Elec Man
Flame Man
Centaur Man

>>17894522
If you want suggestions:

-Ring Man
-Spark Man
-Top Man
-Mega Man's dog
-Air Man
-Dust Man
-That female sidekick from the Mega Man cartoon
-Snake Man

>>17894540
This is my fetish.

Metal Man, Yamato Man, Grenade Man, Frost Man, Hornet Man, Splash Woman, Hornet Man, Elec Man

>>17894540
And if we decide to max our flatness, we can even troll homos like Proto man.

>>17894540
Potential secondary use for this as an emergency barrier, wall and flotation device.

>>17894574
Yep, or even a kind of rescue cushion.

Yamato Man
Blizzard Man
Pharaoh Man
Wave Man
Hornet Man
Stone Man
Heat Man
Spark Man

>>17894540
nigga scan if we got infected with another stalker and tell it to get out if we did.

>>17894540
We should also throw in maybe AIR MAN

>>17894725
inb4 terrible blow puns

...and the next speed dial is assembled!

And with that, I'm calling it a night. Also

>>17894661

MORRIGAN is set up to automatically scan for new Stalkers at every Infection Progress screen, if it wasn't included there, one wasn't found.

>>17894816
Nooooo you're the only thing keeping me entertained while I'm studying for exams, man.

>splash woman

Metal Man! He's probably really easy.

>>17894816
>spalsh woman
called it

>>17894827
If you are being entertained your studying probably isn't going very well