Congrats on your new child Anon.

Find a method of detecting midichlorians, then apply to her.

Or wait until she can talk, then ask her if she can tell what picture is on the card(s) you are holding.

>>17866317
Check her blood for midiclorians.

>Nasdanc Ward
Ah yes, Captcha reminded me that you should set up a Nasdanc Ward first.

Let's not do this OP.

She's very cute. Congratulations. Have the baby shower anywhere but here.

Throw her in a frozen lake. If she floats she's a witch. If she drowns, God will forgive you.

throw her off a cliff, if she crawls back up, she's a Jedi... i think thats the right one, not sure really...

Have you rolled her stats yet op?

>>17866336
>fag
Congrats OP. Name'er Leia.

She is absolutely adorable. Congratulations.

>>17866336

I see she is already practicing her rage face.

>>17866366
Fantastic.

Does she have any latent genes for mutability?

Present her with a simple moral dilemma. If she ignores every practical resolution and chooses the option that causes the most pain and suffering for everyone involved, you might just have a Jedi on your hands.

Does she have a suitably /tg/ name?

>>17866317
Oh dear god that face ... those cheeks...

Goddammit OP I'm cooing now. COOING.

>>17866317
Lightly poke her. If your finger does not pass through her body, it means that she is sensitive to the force being exerted against her.

>>17866386

HAH

>>17866336
Have you been to baby showers? It's like a party where men are expected to be seen and not heard. I swear, there's no other day where the genders are more divided than at baby showers.

You can't say anything fucking interesting because there's a goddamn baby in the room. And if you try to talk about the baby's future in a non mushy cutesy way you get crucified. Seriously you can't even talk about what musical instrument or sports would be interesting to have the kid learn. Nobody wants to actually talk about the fucking kid.

I swear, some women just want to have children so they have something in common with other women so they have someone to gripe with.

>>17866409

>I swear, some women just want to have children so they have something in common with other women so they have someone to gripe with.

They already have periods, and us.

>>17866409
I must admit, I haven't been to a baby shower.

Parents didn't have one for their recent kid.

Whoo, cute baby.

Thanks guys, she's our first.

>>17866379
The wife isn't a ca/tg/irl so she has a normal name. I like it though. It's just Bree. If i play a female character in a game, i will name her that.

But shes finding all the posts in this thread hilarious so far though.

Give various dolls to the baby: A barbie, a yoda one and a Micky mouse for example.

If she chew yoda, you have a Jedi!

>>17866502
>Bree
It's /tg/ enough. It was an important town in Middle-Earth, after all.

>>17866502
Bree is definitely a /tg/ name. I have played a bad ass Cleric from a Church of the Sun with that name.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO.

YOU MUST TEACH THIS SPAWN THE RIGHTEOUS PATH.

NEVER GIVE UP. NEVER GIVE IN. FOR YOU MUST BELIEVE IN HER FOR HER TO REACH MAXIMUM POTENTIAL.

>>17866502

Bree is the halfling rogue in the IDW Dungeons and Dragons comic that is currently running.

>>17866502
Really.

Dont worry, wife has agreed to let me raise her a ca/tg/irl.

A cool one, not a weird socially awkward one.

>captcha: exactly hosedK
yes captcha, exactly

>>17866502
>Bree

It's fucked up to name your daughter after your favorite pornstar.

>>17866556
>>17866552
Oh hey you're right, i forgot about her. awesome.

>>17866502
>If i play a female character in a game, i will name her that

Man, that's gonna be awkward when That Guy hits on your character.

>>17866468
I may have come off as a bit harsh but the whole point is that nobody seems to want to talk about yunno, raising children at a baby shower or discussing what supplies or help will be needed. I mean, you'd imagine that this is a line of discussion that would be appropriate in such a setting but it isn't.

The guys sit there; and we stare at our coffees and glance at the clock for 4 hours. Because there is NO way we could possibly understand how hard it was to be pregnant or could possibly care about raising a child.

So yeah, this is a rare opportunity to discuss what kind of lightsaber this kid will wield in the future.

>>17866579
Don't try to force your interests on the kid, she'll just resent you for it if she doesn't end up sharing them.

I'm pretty sure she's Force sensitive. She has an uncanny ability to know when I want to eat/sleep/do something fun and then start fussing. I fear she'll turn to the Dark Side.

>wife esrace
wow

Congrats on the baby OP.
Hope she doesn't turn into the girl that /r9k/ hates.

>>17866637
Oh no this is either an attempt at trolling or an awesome thread, I can't tell now.

>>17866638
>doesn't turn into the girl that /r9k/ hates

So, you want the baby to become a boy?

Choose a female name that can be shortened to a male name. Like Kennedy or Francis.

It's a setup for badassery. It is destiny. Bree is just a setup for a horrible cheese joke.

>>17866664
Yes.

>>17866667
Bree seems like a gouda name though.
(there's a good cheese pun for you).

Huzzah for a new generation. Well done, OP.

Also, D'AWWW WOOK AT HER GWUMPY WIDDLE CHEEKS! She's already got the "I'm gettin' too old for this shit" look of a veteran GM.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bree#Fictional characters and places

Oops.

Cute baby OP.

>>17866659
no that's my wife. her first time posting. the captcha was genuine.

grats guys, its now a baby shower

>>17866696
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL INGLIP!

Goddamn babies are ugly, why am I the only one that sees this? Do Babies somehow proejct some sort of "cute field" that forces the weak minded into hinking they're cute or something?

>>17866724
Actually, it's the other way around. Babies are the cutest things in the world. However, someone, possibly God, hates you enough to make it so that you can never, ever experience how wonderful it is to see them.

>>17866732

HE WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS OKAY

>Everyone congratulating OP on a child
>Not a single stick your dick in her
>Not a single insult
Revolting, /tg/.

>>17866746
Yeah, honey, this still isn't /b/.

I might take flak for this, but I care not.

When she gets old enough, OP, you know what you should do: Use the Ponies.

Use them because she is the show's target demographic. Use them to instill in her the values and meanings of friendship. Use them to instill in her a love of strong female characters. Use them to show her the beauty of a well-fleshed out setting. Use them to introduce to her early the wonders of good fiction and not the other pandering crap that is marketed to little girls.

You have a golden opportunity, OP. Use MLP:FiM to its maximum potential. And brother, it has a lot of that here.

>>17866732
But they're all flabby and abnormal and gross.

>Fa/tg/uys and ca/tg/irls are reproducing
ABANDON SHIP, THE END IS COMING!

>>17866366
ooooohhh my god I can't deal with this
SOCUTE.

I mean not as cute as mine but still very cute~

>>17866753

>But they're all flabby and abnormal and gross.

MYSTERIOUS.

WAYS.

>>17866750
Doesn't need to be /b/ to be a cesspool of hate.

>>17866765
/tg/ is an oasis in a vast desert.

>>17866768

But we can hate too!

>>17866765

Doesn't need to be a desert of hate to be /tg/. OR HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN WHAT IT IS TO BE NECKBEARD.

>>17866724
THIS. Babies are fucking disgusting

>>17866754
>mom was basically a trekkie
>dad was a huge star wars fan
it happens, don't be so shocked. Though neither were especially "nerdy" aside from that.

Congrats OP!

Bree is a lovely name :)

>>17866752
i was just actually thinking about that. is there a pdf or site with the latest ruleset?

before i was getting annoyed by the MLP stuff, now im moderately interested. fancy that

>>17866764
EMOTIONAL

PARASITES

>>17866778
Oh my god, how adorable is he!

>>17866776
Remember your face, /tg/

>>17866752

Yeah, you're probably going to get flak for that. I entertained the same idea, but its not something to mention.

>>17866724

I think some people are immune.

But those that aren't? Such a shame...

>>17866797

Eh, come on, at least it's a proper fit for her.

Although I dunno about the idea of using a cartoon to instill values.

I mean if ExoSquad was actually responsible for my formative years, then I'd be all reluctant to make snap judgments and troubled by the prospect of ambiguity, rather than seeing the world in black and white.

>>17866724
So you don't like puppies, kitties and the rest of cute things or only babies?

Alas what's wrong with you brain?

>>17866317
Sir. You must teach her how to write in the languages of Tolkein. Learn klingon, and use it as a primary language with english as a secondary.

No joke, it will help her in the future to be multi-lingual, and if you teach her something fun, it will make her and your family happier.


Also, pick related.

>>17866821
Just babies, the other things may actually be cute, but all babies are gross.

>>17866821
Not the guy you are talking to. I think kittens and puppies are adorable. Human babies, though? Fucking hideous.

>>17866822
>dat feel when in high school I had to know another language other than english and my uncle taught me Elvish.

>>17866818

She is the target audience. I was merely remarking that talking about that riles people up for some reason. Though I think that might be more the daytime crowd.

>>17866830
>>17866831

You two are either vile monsters or the saviors of humankind.

>>17866842
Honestly have no idea how people find babies adorable. Bloated, small, shit, piss and vomit all the time. Scream, cry, require constant attention. They leech your life.

>>17866822
>klingon
howabout no

English as a primary language with another as a secondary is a good idea though. I'm Bilingual though neither of my parents are by virtue of being from Quebec. I've dabbled in Chinese.. but I'll probably wait on that until I enter the workforce. Need to finish my degrees first

>>17866853

>Quebec

DIE, MONSTER

YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD

>>17866833
What kind of faggot high school did you go to? Mine just required you to take an artsy elective, I took film and photography.

>>17866850
As stupid as it sounds it's different when they're your own.

There's all manner of chemical bonding processes, but making another life is pretty cool.

>>17866784
I think it went down with Megaupload.

But I wasn't talking about the RPG, just the show. She'll be able to enjoy the show long before she will be able to enjoy tabletop RPGs.

That said, that would be a good introduction to the hobby. You use something she is interested in to begin with, and go from there. And hell, if you are her first GM, it allows you to stave off any potential for Mary Sues she might have before they fully develop.

And of course you see the show in a different light now. Now you have a little girl, the audience the show is made for. And honestly, it is by far the best show in that category.

Oh, fuck! I just remembered something! They sell entire seasons of Mr. Roger's Neighborhood on Amazon. BUY THEM.

>>17866857
It was not by my hand that I am given flesh. I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute.

>>17866867
Sounds like a Parasite altering your brain so you think it's beneficial

>>17866877

No, you have to put the emphasis on the "you"

I WAS BROUGHT HERE BY HYOOOOOOMANS

>>17866850

They're cute as long as you don't have prolonged contact with them.

Looking at pictures are adorable.

Actually have to clean up after them, and they become less so.

>>17866864
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libertyville_High_School
That one.
Mine still required me to take art and shit like that, I took jewelry and woodshop, yet we still needed a 2nd language.

>>17866867
Oh I have no doubt that'd be the case if I actually HAD a child, I'm more surprised by the people that end up adoring babies that aren't their own.

>>17866878
Yeah that's how most social interactions work. It's why we don't have as much anarchy as we could.

They have some theories that cats do it too. So you might not like them at first but they can spread some sort of bacterial thing to you that alters your brain to dote on them.

>>17866884
but typing wit' dat sort of intonation is 'ard

>>17866850
I have a two month old boy, he shits about once a day, pisses a lot more. Cries when he's gassy but otherwise is pretty chill.

He was born with a full head of hair too, which was cool.

>>17866917

... are you sure that's his?

The hair I mean.

Just go with some epic tales of brave warrior mice; Mouseguard, when the time comes.

I started playing RPGs with my friends at 7 to 8 years old, and had been taking part of my grandfathers interactive tales about trolls, bandits, pirates, ghosts, monsters and more since as long as I can remember.

Just don't include any rules (that they would know of) when they're young, and go heavy with the descriptive storytelling and they could start as soon as they get an attentionspan for longer then 15 minutes.

Am I the only one who thinks newborns all look the same and ugly to boot?

>>17866868
So my husband just told me about MLP RPG. I would TOTALLY play that (and I'm not really a RPG person). As long as I get to fight things with rainbows and sparkles.

>>17866926
Nah man, I'm there.

>>17866921
Yeah, I saw it coming out, which was pretty horrific, but I had hair when I was born too.

Aww, lookit the little /tg/ling~

Who's a cute little improbable spawn it's you are yes you aaaare.

>mfw when all the "omg I hate babies" folk forger they were once one.

>mfw when I have no face

Seriously? I thought that was only for /r9k/

>>17866926

No, my firstborn was kind of wrinkly and couldn't open his eyes when he was born, or so we thought. It was then that I remembered OH RIGHT HEREDITY

>>17866833
Lucky you got to choose. My primary school tried to make us all learn Noongar. I only remember something like 4 words though.

>>17866950

So former Nazis aren't allowed to hate Nazis?

>>17866937
There's also the Ponyfinder rules for Pathfinder, if you want to do some homebrewing (rules for cutie marks were never released).

>>17866950
You're a little early. Strippers are usually reserved for 18th or 21st.

>>17866950
>Tripfag
>mfw when
>goes on /r9k/
And Cancer of the Day award goes to...

>>17866937
MLP was made into a RPG by some swedes in the early '90s. It was a folded A4 and it sold for about a buck (or two) and it was intended as a joke, and now it's an old joke, 20 year old joke. Let it die.

>>17866960

>comparing nazis with babies

>>17866960
And former teenagers aren't allowed to hate teenagers?
Nah I don't think it's that they're not allowed as much as you gotta realize just as you're in a different place now, so are other people.

>>17866954
What the fuck is noongar? Sounds made up.

>>17866765
Yeah! I could be /v/ or /x/!

>>17866971
>>17866970

Sigh.

>>17866950
>YOU WERE A BABY YOURSELF
...So?

>>17866960
>babies are nazis
I may not adore babies, but I don't hate them either.

>>17866925
Redwall was pretty much -the shit- when I was 7-8. That or Dinotopia

Though I do remember my Mom made a point of having my first proper novel be The Hobbit. It was a good move, too. I'd probably do the same for any of my kids (if/when I had them)

>>17866978

Sorry, no more troll fedding!

>>17866973
Australian Aboriginal. Tribe from the Perth area I think.

Pretty much tribal grunting, I shit you not.

>>17866973
One of the Aboriginal languages.

>>17866962
Likely a bit to complex for younger players... I did save this the other day though. Might be simiple enough and quick enough to work well for younger audiences. Not to mention much less combat-focused than D&D.

And I totally wasn't saving this for personal reference or anything, it was totally in case someone needed something like this. Yeah, that seems somewhat plausible.

someone archive this to mark a 2nd generation /tg/er

>>17866970
Excuse me, Miss Harlot Lady, I have a question while you're here. Why do you call yourself Flutteranon when actually naming yourself detracts from the entire concept of being anonymous?

>>17867001
Please don't.

Is there an actual advantage to marrying and having kids? Other than your primal instincts tapping you on your back?

I mean, start a relationship, allright. But marry and become dependant on each other? Why? And then create something that will leech off of you?
Interactions with other people are great, but christ, I have other time consuming interests.

>ponyfags thinking the show will be relevant in 8 years

Haha oh wow

>>17867007
Clearly a lot of people aren't interested in being anonymous, but still refuse to share their true identities on the internet. imagine

>>17867021
But that's still not really anonymity. It's just adopting a pseudonym. They are very different things.

>>17867028
>Clearly a lot of people aren't interested in being anonymous
>But that's still not really anonymity
Yes.

>>17866993
>>17866999
So completely fucking pointless to learn then? At least that's not as bad as that /v/irgin last night that was saying his high school in Ireland made him learn three languages with gaelic being one of them. I believe his exact words were,

THIS IS A DEAD LANGUAGE
WHY AM I LEARNING THIS
THIS IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING WASTE OF MY TIME

>>17867028
The truly attention-starved will adopt permanent trips.

>>17867000
Best. Shit. EVER. Holy crap, I totally laughed. Yeah, we'll probably play this as a family.

>>17867042
No, it's still used in a fair few places.

Granted, what I learned was from the other aboriginal students, primarily the racist slur for white and shit.

>>17867042
Well the Australian progressives get a bug up their ass about Aboriginals and throw around terms like cultural genocide. So they're all up for people learning languages that are all but dead to preserve them because they feel guilty about the colonisation of Australia.

>>17867042
Yep, completely pointless, but our government is often spineless faggots that have to "show respect to the owners of the land" or some shit

>>17867055
We're called crackers here, what do they call you over there?

>>17867059

But the Aboriginal culture is basically extinct. Wouldn't an easier way to save them be integration into mainstream society? Not all cultural deaths are that bad.

>>17867061
"OI FUCKIN' WHITE CUNT" generally

>>17867061
Wadjella boy, or alternatively >>17867076

>>17867007

Why miss harlot?

And I still remain anonymous.

>>17867085

Ah, but not, in a looser sense of the term, faceless.

never change /tg/

never change

>>17867042
Could be worse. I had to learn Latin because there were basically no other options.

Came back for a visit this year, and found out they're offering Chinese now.

ALL
MY
FUCKING
RAGE

>>17867097
Dude I was gonna do the exact same thing.

>>17867094
No one said it was.
Just exchange e-mails and continue your games there.

>>17867097
>thread derails
HAHAHAHAH NEVER CHANGE /TG/ NEVER CHANGE
BEST PLACE ON 4CHAN
ARCHIVE THIS PLATINUM THREAD

Seriously.

>>17867076
Ah one of the benefits of being white, there is not a single racial slur people can use on us that will infuriate us and not just make the people saying it sound retarded.

>>17867097
/tg/ is full of neckbeards.
Neckbeards hate change.
We'll keep doing this good stuff.

>>17867085
You may be anonymous, but you are not Anonymous.

But enough feeding you attention.

>>17867114
Aryan.

I'm sorry your thread got derailed OP, but you have a lovely daughter! You must be proud! :)

>>17867075
I think integration would be the best option but you can't force them to and I don't think that people who don't want to integrate even should be forced to if we were able. Because the whole stolen generation thing worked out so well last time, right?

The main problem as I see it regarding the Aboriginal community is that they can't decide whether to shit or get off the pot. They don't want to be integrated into mainstream Australian lifestyles but they do want mainstream Australian living standards while living out in the middle of fucking nowhere. And while they don't want to be integrated in, they do want the taxpayer to subsidise basically everything for them.

I just feel that it's time to tell them to fuck off, figure out what they want and get their own affairs in order. And when they're ready there will be education and training schemes for local communities to help get the necessary infrastructure up and running without requiring perpetual handouts.

it's just frustrating.

>>17867017
>haters thinking learning to be a good friend isn't timeless knowledge

>>17867060
It's the same in America, except by "owners of the land" we mean "people who bought the country" rather than "random motherfuckers that were still a couple hundred years off from the wheel when white people showed up".

>>17867075
See, you'd think so. Sometimes something is just too far gone.

Congratulations OP, best of luck with the little'n.

>>17867113
need to add in a few OLD TG WAS BETTERs, I think

>>17867075
The Aboriginals themselves don't see it the same way. They amount to about 3% of the total population, but receive far more in the way of help than practically any other grouping.

After the riot on Australia Day this year, they're not exactly in everybody's good books, either.

>>17867121
Nope, Aryan isn't even a slur, it's a name some ancient middle eastern culture used to refer to themselves.

>>17867098

Mandarin or one of the dialects?

>>17867123
it's seriously cool. all the good threads get derailed. we had a good run so im proud if /tg/

i accept all its faults and awesomeness

>>17867098
Latin is at least useful for being the root of most modern languages.

>>17867085
The harlot is for the way that your clothes keep mysterious falling off in front of cameras that are going off and then get uploaded onto the internet.

And you aren't anonymous if you have a distinct name. If you're writing under a different name you have a pseudonym. You don't lack a name.

>>17867141
>needing a shitty show to learn about friendship
Clearly, you're mentally handicapped.

>>17867169
>implying your thread was good and not just a regular thread
That bloated ego.

How old are you and the mother OP? And what brings you to /tg/?

Little Bree, sit down and let me tell you of the day your Internet Baby Shower was derailed into a discussion of aboriginal relations.

>>17867194
His thread was boss and his daughter is adorable. You can go eat all the cocks, good Sir.

Well I think the kid is cute, and hope that someday I too will become a father.
Congrads OP.

>>17867098
Latin's good for insulting people in, because it makes everything sound cultured.

>>17867182
>Implying that having something spelled out for you isn't nice anyways

>>17867194
Come on, man. This is about a fa/tg/uy who actually met one of the fabled 'women', and even had a kid! This required the stars to be in alignment or something!

>>17867200
AUSTRALIAN aboriginal relations.

>>17867042
Fuck him, I need to learn Gaelic for my job, and you know how hard it is for you to do that if you don't live in Ireland?

>>17867227
Isn't Gaelic like gargling a mouth full of marbles and phlegm?

>>17867202
His thread is baby shower in text form and offtopic to boot. His baby looks like any other baby.
Consume fecal matter.

>>17867217

I CAN'T REPLY TO YOUR FUCKING POSTS PROPERLY

ARE YOU THE DEVIL

>>17867217
>implying it is when you have no need for such information any more and the information is useless anyway, since it applies poorly to real world

>>17867245
You manners are quite lacking. The birth of a child is a time of celebration and he wishes to share that with us. While you might not appreciate that, you don't actually need to be here and you certainly don't need to bring negativity to what ought to be a joyous occasion.

So I posit, Sir, that it should be you who consumes a faeces coated phallus.

>>17867217
Judging my his grammar and punctuation, he's not even a /tg/ regular.

>>17867285

SO HE'S THE DEVIL THEN

>>17867285
How is his grammar and punctuation different from anybody else here?

>>17867251
YES.

>>17867252
>Implying people don't learn by having bricks of knowledge smashed into their heads
>Implying I give a fuck, it's adorable anyways
>Implying this exchange relates to the thread topic at all

>>17867278
Any event is only worth celebrating if it has any effect or meaning to a person. So, it's only a celebration for his family.
Not just that, but this thread is also off-topic, which is against the rules.
Stop wasting threadspace on useless shit, sewer-mouth.

>>17867297
>>17867294
only the biggest homosexuals type like this. no 4chan regular (aside from some who visit the bad boards) types like this. i disapprove
>>17867313
>implying there are't heavier and better bricks of knowlege to be used
>implying the show is not mediocre
>implying this threadrelates to the board at all

>>17867376
>Implying this board relates to the site as a whole in terms of shit getting done and post quality
>Implying I don't visit other sites which affect my typing pattern
>Implying implications
>Implying implied implications, which were implied when you implied implications

>>17867354
People like you are the reason we can't have nice things and/or 'never change' screencaps.

Get her to choose between a ball and a sword. if he chooses the ball slay her. if she chooses the sword you must take to the road with her as assassins.

>>17867716
What if she chooses both or neither?

LOOKIT DAT FACE.

LOOKIT IT.

She needs to be a reaction image.
Also d'awwwww.

>>17866822
You know what else will help her be bi?

AN ACTUAL FRIGGIN LANGUAGE

>>17867734
Then she is the chosen one.

cont....
or hold a brick behind your hand and think about throwing it...
Then throw it.
If she uses the Force to sense dodge before it happens or to deflect the brick she is Force Sensitive.

>>17867738

>>17867947

I'm gonna make you famous on the chans, kid.

>>17866724
I think puppies and kittens are cute, but I agree with you. Human children kind of look like Yoda.

>>17867947
Exactly like that!

The Force is around all of us, OP. It surrounds us, binds us, and fills us with life.

>>17867123
It's identical to any other child of its age. The only reason we're even using female pronouns is because OP did. Why exactly should he be proud?

>>17868008
See?!

>>17868184
OP did the impossible.
Saw the invisible.
He touched the untouchable,
Broke the unbreakable.

He got a wife.

>>17868200
If you can knock someone up, getting married isn't very hard, especially in America.

Ah yes, the baby shower: a party you're FORCED to go to under the expectation of buying overpriced, expensive gifts for a baby.

OP, would I possibly know you as "Medic"?

>>17868266
Only op's wife gets to call him "me dic".

>>17868263
I gave my sister a ball I used to play with as a kid, that still looked in pretty great shape despite all odds.
Was that... a bad gift for a baby-shower? I know people typically buy all this fancy crap, but come on, its a kid/baby.
If anything, that ball might be fun for a few years, the majority of the other stuff might gather dust on a shelf.

N'aawwwww :3

OP, to check if she's force sensitive you need to have you and your wife become victims of a large empire, maybe the Triads, maybe the American Government. Find a way to view this mortal plane after death, see if she overthrows the regime.

Or don't, and enjoy your life with your child and wife/girlfriend :D

>>17868442
My sister being the mother for that matter.

This thread is Neck-beard central, congrats OP.

>>17867421
>implying this board is not just above average and you have a bloated ego like every /tg/ regular does
>implying you're not a faggot for being peer-pressured into writing like an idiot

Also, if you want screencaps and OOLOLOLOL SO FANNY, go to archives. This place is for discussion.
No, not about babies.

>>17866354

No, that's how you tell if she's eligable to inherit the Mishima Zhaibatsu.

>>17868442
Why do you hate capitalism?
By a new one, buy ten!

>>17866894
>they can spread some sort of bacterial thing to you that alters your brain to dote on them

>>17868616

If you think they look bad now, wait until she's 17. The WORST you have to deal with now is being woken up all of the time, horrendous messes, and smells that should be constrained under the Geneva Convention.

>>17866317 2/8/12
Choose YYYY/MM/DD or DD/MM/YYYY

Date-month-year makes no LOGICAL sense!

>>17868543
HA! A girl? A... QUEEN of Iron Fist!?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

>>17868661
>suggest something
>Say that same thing doesn't make any sense

>>17868664

>and then Asuka was a multi-billionaire

>>17867947
Bring it.

>>17867075
And then you'd see those commercials on Discovery channel.
"Only 10 peple speak this language. Donate to "insert bullshit organization here" to save their heritage."

>>17868731
there is only one King of Iron Fist, and he has a personal stylist, and very uncomfortable shoes.

Are we going to get monthly updates, OP?

>>17868616
Toxoplasma gondii

Don't worry though, it doesn't make you dote on cats. It only does that to mice, by making them attracted to cat urine (does not turn out well for the mouse, let me tell you). In humans, infection with T.gondii is just associated with lower IQ, decreased motor performance, and increased rates of schizophrenia. In men, it also makes them more suspicious, guilt-prone, and socially dependent than their peers while women become more warm-hearted, trusting, and self-sufficient. These traits become more pronounced the longer the person has been infected.

Don't have a cat? Don't worry, that's not actually how it spreads! It's often found in undercooked meat or just free in the environment where you can breathe it in. It's estimated anywhere from 20-30% of people all over the world are infected, though rates in some countries are MUCH higher.

>>17869503
>suspicious, guilt-prone, and socially dependent than their peers

WELP. Is there a cure?

>>17869503
Sounds like one of the symptoms of infection is being a beta-male.

One that probably owns a cat.

>>17869520
Well, after it breeds, it forms tiny cysts filled with bacteria all over your body, but mainly in your muscles and brain. Those would be hard to get rid of. Just the behavioral effects, I'm not sure. I know schizophrenia medication can inhibit replication, but I think that'd mean you'd have to take it right after you were infected. And it's fucking hard to tell when you're infected.

D'aww, Cute as Fuck.

>>17869571

Yes we all ready this on the news/metafilter this morning thanks for the exciting new find

>>17869520

Burn. Everything.

>>17869546
Science prefers "low superego strength." Which is a term we got from Freud, which totally messes with its credibility. Damn it, psychology!

One really fun study in Turkey showed that 8.64% of the population were infected with T. gondii. However when looking at 185 people who were involved in traffic accidents that were not caused by drinking (meaning some dumbass fucked up)? It jumps to 32.43%.

>>17869610
It's been mentioned in the news? I was wondering why some random dude on 4chan was vaguely misinformed about it.

>>17868616 I am no longer impressed by you.

guys what is this thread even about

She looks angry at you.

Maybe she doesn't want her picture on /tg/.

>>17870205
So far: babies, Australian aborigines, and mind-altering parasites.

>>17870246
Did I miss the Aborigine derail? As an Australian history student I can share all kinds of shit about that.

>>17867133
>>17867155
The problem with Aborigines is that they don't GET a say in what happens to them. The government's idea of 'helping' hasn't really changed that much in the last half century, it just swings between 'give them welfare and leave them to rot' and 'install a fascist police state on their towns'. And ignorant white people saying they should just 'integrate' is another thing, because that works out so well for every other minority rite?

It doesn't help that the Australian government is half run by paternalist racists acting like they're enlightened modern white people reaching down to the poor blackfullas to teach them how to live the proper way, the other half is plain ol racists who'd happily just see them slowly die off. And both sides are failing miserably. Basically, criminally incompetent when it matters the most but no one cares because it's black people, just like every other country in the world.

Congrats man, have a lovely life and an awesome daughter.

Congrat your wife too

Important question!
What is the first fantasy book you will read to her?

This is a very important request: might you post a pic of your wife?

While we all cheer for you and your ability to reproduce, there's still an important detail of whether or not she's a hambeast. If she is, it kind of ruins the whole celebration. If she isn't, There Is Still Hope for fa/tg/uys errywhere.

Alternatively, if OP's wife reads this first, might you post a pic of yourself?

Great /tg/ thread, op! I know your new child is obviously the most interesting thing in the world to absolutely everyone, but it's not strictly speaking /tg/. /soc/ maybe?

>>17870380
How indecent!

>>17866366
the neckbeards...

they're BREADING

>>17870409
>BREADING
What would a breaded neckbeard look like, I wonder...

>>17870483

>>17870483

>>17866615
>or could possibly care about raising a child.

Fuck you for saying that men don't care about raising children.

You sexist fuck.

>>17866615
i kind of raised the child of my brother when he was little, raised my brother because my mother was never at home, so dont ever say men cant raise a child, its true we may have little experience but its because society wanted women to be prepared to raise a child instead of men. I would like to raise a daughter as a single-father and be the biggest monster from her point of view only because i want to protect her.

Hook her up to one of those machines that blows a ping pong ball with a fan through an obstacle course and see how she does.

>>17866468
Oldest child in a family here.

Baby showers are a death sentence if you are considered old enough to think for yourself. I guess this depends on culture and places. But seriously fuck baby showers.

ITT: Elegan/tg/entlemen are in fact able to reproduce contrary to popular belief and australian problems, HO!

>>17870969

So *that's* what it's for. I've never used it, myself.

>>17870380
I agree to some extent with this anon, except that if your wife is indeed a "hambeast", then that is quite excellent too. It apparently makes the transformation into a ca/tg/irl easier, or so i've heard.

>Someone posts a picture of their new loin gremlin
>/tg/ has a good long discussion.

I love you guys, this is why I keep coming back to this board, even if my gaming days are on hold due to college.

I have a 6 month old boy if anyone is interested~

>>17871375
Selling your progeny is a crime!

>>17871236
>loin gremlin
oh god my sides
Anyways, OP's probably gone but I'll second the anon who suggested Redwall. You want to talk about not only inspiring a love of D&D like fantasy settings, but also fostering a passion for reading voraciously? Oh yeah. Brian Jacques (R.I.P. you magnificent man), while somewhat formulaic later on, made some absolutely wonderful settings and characters. Plus I think it also gives you a sense of 'hold the line/stand strong' while still empowering chicks too. I dunno. Maybe I'm just hardcore nostalgic, but that shit was definitely cash when I was a kid.

ps. congrats on spawning.
may the fruit of your loins inherit the earth

>>17870380
Sure, here is a picture of the 3 of us.

I know this isnt exactly a /tg/related thread, but i made it more as a celebration of us neckbeards who do/will have kids and how we are going to raise them in the ways of /tg/

She is only 3 weeks old at the time of my opening post btw. Ive read the thread, and there is hope for us neckbeards, you just gotta be a nice guy and seek outside your comfort zone. my wife isnt into the things i am, but we make a great match.

derp, forgot pic

OH HI NICK DIDNT KNOW YOU BROWSE /TG/

>>17871778

YOU ARE BALD

YOUR FAMILY WILL BE BALD

YOUR DAUGHTER WILL BECOME A SPESS MAREEN

WHO IS BALD

>>17871778
>Normal people
>On my /tg/
What has this place become?

>>17871236
Oh god. I literally just about pissed myself laughing.

>>17871807
The baby is already sporting a pretty impressive widow's peak. She has potential!

>>17871845
Can I be a Mutalisk those are cool or can I be the Overmind?

>>17871807
NO IT CAN'T BE! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLEEEEEEE!

Hey OP?

Are you A D-B?

Either way, congratulations man!
It'll be a good thing! Get up in middle of night to change baby, do some work/painting/gaming, back to sleep.

Up an hour later, change baby, do some work/painting/gaming, back to sleep.

etc etc etc

>>17872015
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqM-ef-NcF8

>>17870516

Breaded neckbeards? The denizens of /traditional cooking/, /tc/?

/tc/ is the Otherworld child of /tg/ and /ck/. He wanders the multi-verse, cooking with whatever's on hand making meals that are so delicious they have miraculous healing capabilities.

His is the spoon that will pierce the heavens.

>over 250 replies
>not a single suggestion to rape and/or murder her
This isn't the 4chan I know.
And don't give me that HURR DURR /b/ bullshit. Every other board would have at least joked about it.

>>17872261
Well, she's no Elf, now is she?
So I think it's awright.

Thank you, cunt. Please more, cunt.

>>17870370
so far ive read her these.

http://www.jameshance.com/wookiee-the-chew.html
http://www.amazon.com/Star-Trek-Opposites-David-Borgenicht/dp/1594745196/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=
1328815205&sr=8-1
http://goodnightdune.com/

the 1st 2 are actual books, the 3rd is website only

>>17871375
i am unterested!
How are you going to raise your boy in tg stuff? What have you started him on?

>>17872761
>>Him at about 3-4 months

My wife is quite nerdy herself, but hates 4chan and thus disqualifies her as a ca/tg/irl. We are both avid gamers and Role-players, as well as animu fans. She has already agreed to let me raise him to be as nerdy as he wants to be. She even lets him roll dice for her on occasion(He's never rolled below a 17!)

>>17872820
What's his name?

>>17872820
AWESOME! i havent given my daughter a d20 yet. i just want to see her grip it then drop it and see what comes up

>>17872847
The most anti-/tg/ name I could have given him, but he was named after my wife's recently deceased grandfather.

His name is Christian

>>17872820
>(He's never rolled below a 17!)

Sounds like you've got a That Guy on your hands already, dad.

Better fix that.

>>17872871
>>17872820
well gratz anon. thats a good looking boy.

daddy brofist over the internet

>>17872871
Not /tg/, to be sure.
More /a/ or /b/.

>>17872899

DadFist!

>>17868200

ROW ROW, BABY SHOWAH

>>17873046

DO THE RESPONSIBLE
KNOW THE COGNISCIBLE
RAW! RAW!
BABY SHOWAH!

>>17866962
>Ponyfinder
>not using Savage Worlds of My Little Pony

Pathfinder is an intimidating game for a little kid just starting roleplaying. When your girl gets old enough OP, try a simpler generic system to ease her in. Use Savage Worlds: MLP for your daughters first campaign. The best part is after she's done having adventures and learning about the magic of friendship, she'll also be proficient in a pretty decent RPG able to run all the top gaming genres.

Or she'll enjoy the ponies so much she'll just run grimdark Savage World ponies. Where everyone has shoulder pads and slays the enemies of the god-empress.

>>17873187
yeah i found that alrdy and have been looking thru it.

http://www.mediafire.com/?z1sjnzuwu6tnyib

im going to use that for some material, but this >>17867000 for the game engine, especially when shes rly young

>>17873187
What about Don't Rest Your Hooves?