Well, at least we're not COMPLETELY dead.

Also, don't say a word. Wait to hear what happen next. We must RECONNOITER!

>ogle Minna's legs in OP

"Did I win?"

>>17809764
"Brain dead, eh? Well, nothing of value lost."

OH GOD THE SPIDER GET IT OFF OF......Oh


Where the fuck am i?

>>17809764
"You think a gnome would die that easy?"

Fuck it. If there is a better time to reveal it, I can't think of it. It'll surely startle the fuck out of her.

"Man, that sounds bad. Who was it? Was it Ian? I bet it was Ian."

I'm not dead yeeet~

Casually speak. Give no fucks. Oggle legs.

Brain wasn't important anywas

>sit up

>Check pants status

>If no pants then say

Can I get some pants?

>>17809818
Your family just stopped telling you about secrets and planned surprises at some point, didn't they?

"I'm a pilot! The brain never functioned right in the first place!"

make sure the doctor hears it.

>>17809764
"Yeah, that damn brain always gives me a hard time too."

>>17809764
On the one hand, I'd really like to see what Minna says, since we seem to be alone with her right now.

On the other hand, "Doc doesn't know shit. Brain damage my ass."

WAIT!

Last thing you remember was being completely fucked by a Robot Spider. This could be some sort of clever ruse!

"who's dying?"

and try to get out of bed.

>>17809800
Yes, wait for a good opportunity to say something corny.

>>17809764
I'll go with what some other dude said in the last thread:

>Mumble this:

>"Scantily clad witches wishing to express gratitude may line up to the left, general officers seeking to award us medals may line up to the right.

>Haters can keep right on hatin. We don't give any fucks."

>>17809764
I'm a pilot and I fly a wallowing hog, it's not like I ever used my brain anyways.

>>17809800
Agreed. Maximum freak out. Minimum fucks given.

>>17809841
We just almost died. In fact, EVERYONE ELSE thinks we're brain dead. What the fuck are we saving it for? They're going to start asking questions immediately anyways.

>>17809853
Under no circumstances should we attempt to get up.

Getting up too quickly after a traumatic injury is the WORST thing you can do.

We must wait in ambush to verbally bounce her ass. Since we've never been up in the air with her, it's the best we can do so far.

Oh, i'm Dying?

Then someone tell patton to kiss my ass, and make sure my tombstone says "EVEN IN DEATH I DON'T GIVE A FUCK"

>Make sure they're not talking about Ian or Sean
>Then make witty comment

>>17809864
This, dear god this!

>>17809880

fucks given: -3

someone is dying
we are awake and aware so its clearly not us
only other males here are OUR CREW
get up and find out what the fuck is wrong.

>>17809889
>GET IN LINE

seconded!

>>17809877
The appropriate answer to the "how'd you survive that?" question can best be summarized as "fucked if I know, sir".

Oh, wait. It was Ian that got hit in the skull, not us.

>durwisa faponese

If Minna freaks out and hugs us, whisper in her ear 'by the way, I'm a wizard'.

Stand up.

dammit
may not be talking about us
PROBABLY is, but not FOR SURE. recon!

>>17809904
nononono

Tell her we accept cash or leinency for our no fucks given attitude

>faggots thinking its us

this is just as bad as when you all thought trude was jelly.

>>17809877
So? You don't tell the witches shit about this. Not now. Not ever. If they have questions, let them. What do we know about medicine? Don't people unexpectedly pull through often enough that Doctors acknowledge that it's possible but not to hope for it? We're just really lucky.

There's no need to go blabbling secrets to anyone for any reason right now.

>>17809764

"Oh shit its Ian isn't it? Where is he?"

Voting for "stay silent, recon!"

Seriously, let's see if they have anything nice to say about us before we say something that might make them aggravate our injuries.

SHIT GUYS THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT IAN

Wait, are y'all talking about ian or Sean?

Guys, Ian got knocked the fuck out pretty hard. Who said we were the ones in trouble?

>>17809893
Yeah, we should wait and see what Minna does, then ask to know who's dying.

"IAN!"

>>17809917
we should wait and listen

>>17809930
Dude, what If It IS about Ian?

wait, we're a gnome? and why does being a gnome grant spontanious immunity to being brain dead?

But Ian wasn't choked out. He got bopped on the head. Bopped on the head does not equal oxygen deprivation.

>>17809936
I vote for shouting "STAY SILENT, RECON" as loud as we can.

>>17809954
Other threads: Read them.

>>17809954
Reference to the thread where we found out we can MAGIC machines and shit.

Presumeably that magic lets us survive dangerous wounds too

Ian was knocked out and bleeding from the head.
Sean was knocked into a wall and most likely knocked out since the Martian he was fighting was the spider, that we had to take out.

It's just as likely that it's Ian or Sean that's in danger, not us.
So shut up, and listen to what Minna has to say.

>>17809956
We got stabbed. How would that equal oxygen deprivation, Dr. House?

Another job that the army failed to do, accomplished by the air force, we should get a medal.

>>17809975
What were we fighting BEFORE, genius?

>>17809975
The first one we killed was choking us out.

>>17809975
We got stabbed in the oxygen gland mebbe?

Wake up, Shout BUT I DONT WANNA GO TO SCHOOL, then look around confusedly

Two things:

You guys were saying Eila's supposed to be precognitive, so where the fuck was that? Would've been useful about X hours ago.

Second:
>knowing damn well your remaining five pistol rounds aren't getting through that metallic hide
MC only had 3 left at this point.

>>17809973
You know what happens when you get knocked out? You breathe. Unless there was some obstruction of the airway, they'll have been breathing fine.

It's why you just point and laugh at kids who throw a tantrum by holding their breath. Fucker is going to turn blue, pass out and start breathing.

>>17809970
It's the power to be who we are more strongly than should be possible.

Who we are is somebody who gives no fucks whatsoever.

This includes not giving a fuck about strangulation or stabs to the lungs.

And we really could use a name; eventually it'll get awkward for other characters to keep referring to us as "him" or "that guy" in all situations.

>>17809977
We ARE in the Army.

This is pre-airforce, we're Army Air Corps

Yeah, keeping quiet for a moment seems best.

We don't want to put our foot in our mouth by assuming we were the only one who got fucked up.

>>17809989
We're a gnome. they were probably magic bullets conjured by panic

>>17809975
OXYGEN is carried by the BLOOD massive BLOOD loss would therefore lead to OXYGEN deprivation.

We got run through boss.

planefag: recommend putting link in op to previous thread when on 2nd/3rd/12th thread for a night. we're filling these things up quick

>>17809989
She has to be powered up(i.e. showing off her ears and tail). If they're not actively being magical witches are just normal girls.

>>17809997
And we like having that fact mentioned about as much as a Marine likes being reminded that technically they're just part of the Navy.

>>17809995
Unless you got your lungs/neck crushed/stabbed, as potentially happened in some combination to all three of us.

>>17810008
Hmm. I'm going to have to go read a fucking wiki if I want to keep this shit straight, aren't I?

Guys
Let's just wait for the planefag and his WATDO

>>17810037
re read the post

>"... I'm sorry, Commander. Miyafuji did more then we could've hoped, but... oxygen deprivation, it's... the machinery works, but the brain-"

>"You're dismissed, Doctor," Minna says sharply, and you hear the man's shoes drag across the floor reluctantly until a door closes.

>Wat Do?
>Speak?
>Wait?

>>17810007

Good point. I'll do that.

Slight delay, people are demanding I take five minutes to awknowledge something. Somebody walked across the swimming pool just now I guess that's a big deal

>>17810023
Or watch the show maybe. I checked it out on youtube a few days back and oh my god are the voices annoying.

>>17810052
Oh lawdy, it's Jebus Christ hisself!

>>17810049
Oh
My bad. I got confused, I guess

>>17810052
Where are you and what??

>>17810052
Jesus?

>>17810054
They're pretty decent, what are you talking about ?

>>17810052
It's probably just the second coming of Christ, Strike witches quest is far more important.

>>17810052
Say hello to Jesus for me.

>>17810017
>reminding Marines that they're technically a branch of the Navy.
I live in San Diego, and dear GOD do I love doing this at every opportunity.

Anyway, I vote that we chill for a moment before we say anything stupid. It sounds a bit like Minna's going to say something nice about us.

>>17810068
Decent for highpitched asian children yeah. That shit gets pretty grating over time for those of us who didn't grow up listening to jpop in a basement.

>>17810073
pfft, more likely its Chris Angel, trying to blow his mind.

>>17810054
A: dubbed? That's almost always a bad idea.
B: watch this crap? Are you kidding? I can barely stand the bullshit from the series here. There's no asshole pilot detracting from the god awful fanservice orgy in the actual series.

>>17810077
And when she's done complimenting us/berating our stupidity:
>You... have a FANTASTIC ass.

>>17810087
> asian children
Gee, wonder how that came about ? But yeah, animu voices are pretty grating.

I'm gonna go ahead and invoke the "stabbed/shot, but saved by sentimental object hidden in pocket" trope, seeing as we never gave Minna the watch.

>lol braindead
>but wait!


That "braindead" line the Doc just dropped gives you about thirty beautiful one-liners, and you're trying to pick your favorite when you hear Minna walk over to your bed. There's a scraping sound, which you take to be a chair, then creaks as the German Witch settles into it.

You crack one eye ever-so-slightly and slew your eyeball around like a tracking ball-turret, hoping you'll evade notice.

Minna is sitting stock still, bolt-upright in a rickety wooden folding chair. She's wearing a white button-down shirt, which hangs open just enough to reveal that her ribs have been bandaged up. There's nasty rope-like bruises streaking across her forehead and arms, but what draws your attention is her face.

Her eyes are cold and empty, set in a stony face. In her lap she holds a small box, and you see the thousand-yard-stare penetrating right through the box, her lap, the floor and the floor below.

As you watch, a tear falls, and lands on two words scrawled in your pathetic chicken-scratch: "For Minna."

>So yeah.
>What do?

>>17810160

Oh man, that would suck.

>>17810163
Goran a bit, rub our eyes, fully wake up, look over at her.


"Good Morning."

>>17810163

I" aint much for thinking anyway"

>actually watching strike witches

oh god no NO

>>17810163
Oh man.

>>17810163
"Hey, why are you crying?"

>>17810163
...
"D'awwwwww."

>>17810163
Ask her how your crew is. It's the best kind of trolling, it knocks her on her ass and we can't get in trouble for it.

>>17810163
Great. She thinks we died like her fiance. We even had a fucking gift we were going to give her, too.

...well played there, planefag.

>>17810163
Okay, I'm not really ded

If we snark now she'll just go tsundere and beat the crap out of us. Let's find a gentle way of telling her we're fine without coming of as a complete dick.

>>17810163
>>17810160
Well..I could not have been more wrong. Yikes. Time for comic relief gents.

SAY THIS >>17809864

>>17810163
"Uh. Hey. Oh, you found it. So, uh, yeah, enjoy the watch?"

>>17810163
Pick your favourite one-liner, planefag. You got lots to choose from and I don't think we'll be having much of a consensus any time soon.

>>17810163
this.
>>17809864

>>17810180
*groan

>>17810163
"Am I dead? Because I see an angel"

>>17810163
So... do you like it?

>>17810163
stretch, say 'good nap!' look at her and ask 'are you ok?'
fucking over (anyone's!) emotions is dick move
this is a nice way to say i'm okay

>>17810163

"Rumours of my vegetation have been greatly exaggerated."

>>17810163
This might be a good time to check and see if we are actually brain damaged. Let's start with some basic vocal exercises:
>>17809864

>>17810163

Guys! She's lost that lovin feeling. the only question is who will be our backup guy on this song

"smalltime"

>>17810231
Okay you got me

>>17810201
Oh come on, that's no fun! Besides, she's battered herself, so she can't do too much damage.

>>17810231
>>17810231
>>17810231
>>17810231
THIS

>>17810163
"Hey Minna. Did everyone else make it out okay?"

The safety of our aircrew is one of the few things we give a fuck about, after all.

Croak out: "is my gun ok?"

>>17810231

Oh, that's glorious. Yes.

>>17810217
>>17810204
I like that plan. It doesn't piss her off by making it into a joke, and it's just the right amount of corny.

I vote for starting with this
>>17809864

Followed by us "waking up", looking around for a second, then saying this.
>>17809829

>Raise hand and point at her
"Smalltime"

WAIT
Guys
We have to sneak around base, getting spotted by people who AREN'T Minna, and sneak into her office.
She'll be all "WHAT IS GOING ON?" and we'll be all "Nice watch. Where'd you get it?"

>>17810223
Okay, what you're doing there is jumping. Uh, you just jumped. But never mind; say apple. Apple!

>>17810250
Actually, yeah, go with this?

seconding "Smalltime"

>>17810163
" you gonna open it or what?"

>>17810231
Hahaha, oh god yes! This!

"Who's braindead? I know it isn't me, I think with my balls."

>>17810204
I support this line of dialogue!

>>17810262
I like it, but it looks like we might be here a while, especially given her penchant for sulking for long stretches

>>17810163

Repeating the suggestion of >>17809864, with an addition at the end

>"...you can probably pick which line you want, though."

>>17810267
YES, this. Oh god, this.

"You look worse than I feel."

Also throwing in my vote with her opinion of the watch.
Also ask for sum bugspray in case the spider comes back to kill us

>>17810231
This
>>17810267
and this

>>17810267
THIS

"Tis but a scratch. "

>>17810267
This. We need to say this.

"Was it just my imagination, or did that spider have a health meter?"

>>17810258
Proving YET AGAIN that /tg/ has no concept of subtlety.

Asking if she likes the watch is just the right balance between bravado and giving the situation due seriousness.

>>17810306
IT HAD A FUCKING MANA BAR

>>17810293
That sounds good. Seconded!

>>17810267
Dis.

I'd rather go with this:
>>17810231
than with this:
>>17810267

I think some light trolling could improve the mood somewhat. Besides, she knows us for our snark, so it's probably the best way to get her to realize we're ok

>>17810306

I laughed. At mana bar and I'm game.

I DON'T DIE

EVEN WHEN KILLED

>>17810310
>Subtlety
>Pilot

>>17810310
>nofunallowed.jpg

>>17810267
Yeah, this works.

>>17810310
How many times do we have to go through this: we're a pilot; subtlety is not our game.

not gonna lie, I liked the "Smalltime" line.

>>Everyone says:
"Hey, smalltime. You gonna open that, or what?"

MAn, sucks to be whoever he was talking about.

i mean really the fucker probably doesn't know that if you slip death a couple of 20s he lets you go right back to your body

>>17810267
>>17810310
Fucks given - slightly more than before.

This situation needs a dose of gravity.

>>17810332
No, everyone does not say that. I'm still supporting
>>17809864

>>17810267
This, and then throw in "smalltime" when she is surprised at our survival.

>>17810332
>>17810332
>>17810332
I think we have a winner.

>>17810163

Normally, this scene should fill you with powerful and conflicting emotions, the kind most twenty-year old men, including yourself, are complete shit at dealing with.

So you do what you always do - punch them in the face and stuff them in the disposal.

"SMALL TIME," you bellow, summinging the growlyrage from deep in your chest.

You couldn'tve asked for a better reaction. Minna squeals, and her sultry voice makes for a surprisingly good squeal. She about jumps off the chair, clutching the small box in front of her like a shield, or something she's about to throw.

You turn your head and fix her with weak, watery eyes. Slowly, you extend your left hand and jab a finger at her.

"You. Are. Smalltime."

Her mouth drops open.

"I'm not even properly officially dead and you're already going through my shit! That was gonna be a surprise! Well, SURPRISE, SUNSHINE!" you exclaim, throwing your arms in the air as best you can. "I'm getting a little fucking tired of them, myself, but what the hell!"

Point at watch.

"Smalltime"

Best?

>>17810358
Yes! We've reached a consensus. Right at the point when planefag is probably close to finishing what he's written.

>>17810360

>>17810360
god dammit planefag.

i say we put it down to whatever meds we're on

>>17810360
>pretty much everyone asks for light trolling
>MAXIMUM_OVERTROLL.jpg
Never change, Planefag.

>>17810360
I love being us

>>17810360
Now add "Are you going to open that, or what?"

>>17810360
!

>>17810360
>tired of them
wat

Also: well fucking done

>>17810360
Hell, I like it.

Oh, man, you overdid it.

All right, let's watch the fallout.

>>17810360
Ok, now "are you going to open it"

>>17810399
the surprises

>>17810377
>>17810405
fuck you both, this was perfect

>>17810405
Story of this pilot's life.

Eh, 's worked so far.

I suppose we should keep going until the pain makes us stop. Or Minna. With her face. Or gun.

>>17810360
NOW WHY DON'T YOU OPEN IT!?


AND SOMEONE GET ME A BEER

>>17810414
ah, right

>>17810399
Surprises? Like waking up to an alien invasion? Or buzz bombs out of fucking nowhere while we're trying to haul our loot home? Or sucker punches to the face from the Witch who hits like a tank? Or little la-la-la girls going all exorcist during sing-a-long time? Or robot hug spiders bursting from the couch?

You know? SURPRISES.

>>17810432

>>17810360
Complimented by a sudden collapse, and a comment about having overdone it, I'd hope.

Seriously, we just got stabbed by an alien. We shouldn't be able to strain ourselves like that without some consequences, and it would be good to have a little humbling experience.

>>17810449
The Miyafuji healed us with magical sparkles of magic sparkliness. We're probably mostly okayish.

>>17810449
>>17810405
>>17810384
>>17810377

YOU ARE ALL SMALLTIME

In the meantime, are we going to spill the gnome secret or not?

>>17810475

nope.tff

>>17810475
no
No
NO

WE TAKE THAT TO THE GRAVE

>>17810475

No.

>>17810449
We are pilot! Wartime pilot! Zero fucks!
>it would be good to have a little humbling experience
Pilot!
>even though i agree with you
PILOT!

>>17810475
not yet. one troll at a time

>>17810475

No. We won't ever accept something that stupid. You want to end our life or what?

>>17810475
Nope. There's no reason to.

Wait, the plan! We were gonna put the watch in the pocket of a pair of pants. SHIT.

>>17810475
Why bother? Everyone who needs to know already knows. Why convince everyone that we're not just amazing at our job?

>>17810475
Fuck no.
That shit stays with us until we're dead and buried.

>>17810480
>>17810481
>>17810486
Consensus achieved.

>>17810475
FUCKING NEVER

>>17810475
Nein

>>17810360

Minna sputters, tears still flowing down her cheeks, and she raises the box to cover her gaping mouth out of reflex.

"The fuck, you gonna EAT it? C'mon smalltime, open it already!"

Minna's feet scrabble on the floorboards as she shoves her chair back a few inches. "The doctor. Don't move, you need the d-doctor-" Minna starts to rise, but you risk shifting just far enough to snag her wrist before she can.

"Minna," you say seriously, "right now I need you to open the goddamn box. Seriously."

Minna's eyes are wild, confused, shining with tears - but they're focused on you, which is good. That's what you want, not the thousand-yard-stare. Focused on you.

Minna shakily flops into the folding chair again, and you recline into the pillows once more. "Seriously, I can't get you alone for ten seconds when I actually *want* to, so, open it."

She opens it. Marveling at the contents, she withdraws the pilots chronometer, what plebes call a "watch," and cradles it gently.

"A German maker," she mutters, turning it over to find the date. "Pre-war."

"One of the best," you say, satisfied.

"And expensive as hell," she says, her voice becoming dangerously guttural. "What's the meaning of this?" Her eyes flash at you, still wet, but full of fury.

>Answer?

Let's hope nobody brings up how we unjammed the gun back there then.

>>17810475
Sure. Why not. Minna's going to be confused about the suspect level of badass we've displayed. She may even point out the inconsistencies in our ammo counts.

But we could ask her to keep it under wraps.

>>17810475
Jesus Christ, why would we even do that?

>>17810449
>Seriously, we just got stabbed by an alien.

And then received proper medical attention and magical healing.

>>17810503
>>17810502
>>17810501
>>17810498
>>17810495
>>17810493
>>17810491
>>17810490
>>17810486
>>17810481
>>17810480

>inb4 planefag does it anyway

>>17810510
Uh.

The watch, or us being conscious?

Because the watch was just a nice gift. Us being conscious is us being awesome.

>>17810510
"I got hungry and well... I ate your memo-pad."

I headbutted your soft woman skull?

>>17810367

Yes, this. By the time I saw the further refinement of "Smalltime," 'twas too late. I'd already written a... typical pilot response. Like most young testosterone-fueled lads, our MC mugs his emotions in back alleys and stuffs them in a dumpster before they can cause him much harm.

>>17810510
"Because I didn't want us at each other's throats when there's Martians to kill.
"I'm good, but even I'm not THAT good."

>>17810510
apology gift.

For making you look bad in front of your subordinates.

Rpeatedly.

And the Smalltime incident

And the closet incident.

Possibly the landing incident to

>>17810510
Laugh and pass out

LAUGH AND PASS OUT

>>17810510
Expensive? Not at all.

Refuse to tell her anything more.

>>17810510
"Because you need to keep the time properly if you're ever going to be anything more than smalltime."

>>17810510
"You may be a hardass sometimes, but I still like you."

>>17810510
Consider it our way of burying the hatchet, okay? We've got off on the wrong foot, not that we haven't been justified for our awesome behaviour which may be interpreted as dickish by lesser mortals such as yourself.

>>17810475
"My gnome powers saved me"

>>17810544
THIS
COMBINED WITH
>>17810539

>>17810539
This is the only right answer.

>>17810510
>"What's the meaning of this?"

It's a present, obviously

Didn't you ever get these when you were younger?


also averted scene is averted

>>17810510
You do not have a watch, all pilots should have watches, therefore you needed a watch!

>>17810510
Oh god, depending on our response... Are you trying to make US into the tsundere? Well played.

>>17810553
"I thought I was the one with brain damage."

CALL FOR THE DOCTOR MY BLOOD HURTS

>ammo count

I honestly can't recall, writing fast and all, but remember that MC did hot-load on a live round with a fresh mag.

>>17810525
Yes, and the doctor was still worried that moving us would be fatal. It's like two lines above the line about us getting healed by sparkles.

>>17810510
Peace offering?

>>17810510

well i stole all the other gifts so i had plenty of extra cash...

>>17810571
So eight rounds, we fired five at first and then repeatedly into the alium.

I think we're just good here, not sparkly.

>>17810550
yes! YES!

>>17810510

"A peace offering. I've had enough of COs who hate me with Luke."
Then Inquire about Ian and Sean.
Inquire about the other witches.
Pass out.

>>17810550
Approved.

>>17810510
"The old man had good stock, and I wanted to help a fellow watch enthusiast out.
"Why, what other meaning could it possibly have?"

>>17810510

What, we can't pay back our favorite CO with a well chosen gift? We've got one just like it, now we will look like a regular married couple.

Of course she'll have to start wearing pants, we don't want to start any weird roumors!

>>17810510
"...you know, I'm not entirely sure. Wanted to buy something for you as long as we were buying everyone else stuff, wanted to apologize for unwarranted assholery, figured you could use one, take your pick. You want to know why we blew so much cash on it, though? We wanted to, and we aren't doing much else with our money."

Lean back into the bed.

"We obviously weren't trying to get in your pants, if that's what you were wondering." Save the shit-eating grin until we're sure she sees the problem with that statement.

>>17810550
You have my full agreement.

>>17810553
this works well with
>>17810539

>>17810607
I support this

>>17810607
I am more ok with this than I was with >>17810550

>>17810573
And two lines below he says that the only problem is that we're brain dead. Durrr

>>17810607
Works for me.

>>17810510
We have enough problems with alien squid freaks trying to kill us. Having a CO who's continually pissed at us on top of that would be unnecessary.

I dunno. I kinda feel like explaining things seriously this time.

>>17810607
>>17810607
>>17810607
>>17810607
>>17810607

This sounds like OUR MC. Roll this shit.

>>17810634
We're a pilot. Brain death is a prerequisite for flight school.

>>17810634
Usually you don't expect brain-dead people to get up and walk around. Just saiyan.

>>17810590
My vote here.

>>17810607
Forgot to mention the importance of the fact that we're only apologizing for UNwarranted assholery.

WARRANTED assholery, on the other hand, we have no regrets about.

>>17810607
>>17810607

i like this

>>17810607
Disregard my previous dumb. This is good.

>>17810644
Yes, but there's no better way of telling Minna than yes, we're fine and not braindead and anything than using our trademark snark.

>>17810590
>>17810607
Somwhere between these two

>>17810607
I like this.

inb4 MAXIMUM DELAYED CONSENSUS again.

>>17810607
This for starters.
>>17810590
This for getting a sitrep.

Reasonable explanations?

No, Sir, I don't like this at all.

>>17810607
>we blew so much cash

Fuck, should have been "I", not "we". Forgot I was speaking in character and not as voice from the hivemind there.

>>17810690
Planefag's writing process
>alright, this is how it will probably go, I'll write the first draft
>alright, people seem to have a consensus, time to fill in details
>oh fuck they changed it gotta rewrite fast
>post
>SONS OF COCKS THEY CHANGED IT AGAIN

>>17810607
And pray the watch does not flip out.

>>17810698
There is only Zuul

How did we go from this
>>17810539
to
>>17810607
?
The first one is much better. The second one is needlessly long and cumbersome, and is wholly unpilot-like

>>17810707

this thread is omelas and planefag is the child in the basement.

>>17810698
Yeah, remove all instances of "we" in the quoted bits, replace with "I", fix grammar to match. Sorry if I'm sperging here, but even our MC wouldn't actually use the royal we.

>>17810698
Are you implying we aren't a federal republic that must debate every action and reach a consensus.

Our name is Timothy Grant, Tiji to our friends

>>17810731
That make us the mop?

>>17810707
>implying it's not hey that's a good idea I'LL DO THE EXACT OPPOSITE HUAHUEHUAHUE

>>17810737
>disregard grammar, acquire crowns

>>17810747
Half the time it's a damn good thing he does this, the other half it's horrible.

>>17810553

You look deep into Minna's pretty, shimmering eyes, and you can feel something complex and multifaceted and convoluted going on beneath them. You remember Sakamoto's words earlier, just before all hell broke loose, about Minna's ban on fraternizing with males and the cryptic comments about her reasons.

You're not stupid, and you've got a decent memory. You recognize all this. But you've also just been stabbed by a fucking alien murderbot and everything hurts and so the number of fucks you give is best expressed as a negatative number in scientific notation.

"It's a present, you dipshit," you deadpan. "Durrr. I thought *I* was the one with brain damage?"

"It's expensive," Minna says. "It sends the wrong message. It's wholly inappropriate behavior and-"

"-and those are the exact arguments you told Patton to stuff up his ass not three or four fucking hours ago, so shut your pie-hole!" you snap, with all the energy remaining to you. You gasp, and take a second to catch your breath. "I've got combat pay backing up like mad and in case you didn't notice I tend to do whatever the fuck I want. If I wanted to get in your pants I wouldn't have kicked down a fucking DOOR to get AWAY from you earlier today!" You thump your fist into the bedsheets. "Plenty of people are trying to get in pants, but I'm the son-of-a-bitch WEARING them!"

Once, as a child, you saw a zepplin being partially deflated for maintenance. The gas-bag sagged, the volume sinking in, but the rigid skeletal framework remained. Minna does something similar now. "I'm sorry," she says weakly, carefully putting the watch back in the box. "I can't accept this."

She sets it on the nightstand, murmurs something about fetching the doctor, and leaves the room.

>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>17810740
>Timothy Grant
>Tiji to our friends

THIS IS OUR NAME NOW

>>17810770
Throw it at her head. Hopefully she'll understand.

>>17810770
Fuck that, grab the watch lean on the wall and start walking to her office.

>>17810770
Meh.

New watch for us. Are we meant to give a fuck?

>>17810770
Hey. Would'ya look at that.
+1 watch.

>>17810770
Planefag y u no follow suggestions

>>17810770
Are you even listening to us?

if she dont want it, we can keep it.

+20 watch points

>>17810770
God damn it.

Why is the MC such an asshole? Not even give-a-fuck's negative, just an asshole.

>>17810770
GUYS GUYS

I've just thought of an excellent way to troll her.

We keep putting the watch in places she'll find it. She keeps giving it back/we recover it and repeat the process ad infinitum!

>>17810785
>>17810788
Clearly the correct response to a woman saying the word no is to lash out with physical violence and disregard her lack of consent.

>>17810770
GODDAMMIT MINNA

Dammit Minna.

>>17810814
SICK! +1 this suggestion from now on.

>>17810814
Do it. occasionally leave it alongside some pants

>>17810788
This

>>17810805
Of course he isn't. He just writes what he wants and then drinks your tears.

>>17810811
>>17810805
>>17810804

Piss off, moralfags.

>>17810811
I was sort of thinking the same thing.
We should dial the snark back a little bit, unless we treasure our various Bromances rather deeply.

>>17810814
Yes.

>>17810770
>Everyone agrees on action
Planefag: NO

>>17810814
YES!
THIS IS GLORIOUS!

>>17810814
This sounds like fun. Let's do this.

>>17810790
>>17810792
Fuck no. This is an insult! WE ARE GIVING HER THAT WATCH, AGAINST HER WILL IF NECESSARY.

Hide it in her room or office at the next available opportunity. Don't acknowledge it if she asks about it, rehide it if she returns it, and when... WHEN she starts wearing it, say "nice watch" and never mention it again.

>>17810770
fine. gifts of pants. EVERYWHERE.

>>17810819
in what way does
>>17810788
in any way shape or form involve physical violence?

It was a suggestion to walk to her office, and leave the watch on her desk there, passing out may or may not be involved.

>>17810814
You, sir, are nearly as much of a magnificent bastard as Rommel.

>>17810814
YES. YES. DO THIS.

>>17810831
Oh, so he's not the only one? My bad, he was here first. He should get first drink.

>planefag rewords a suggestion but its still basically the same thing
>buttmad

>>17810811
>>17810838
I don't understand what's assholish about what we did. can you explain?

>>17810770
But...we do kind of want to get in her non-existent pants. It's just that she also terrifies us beyond all reason.

Personality-wise, she actually does have some good excuses for her issues, so I think that our initial hate has mostly been overridden by lust and terror by now, along with a smidge of gratitude and a dash of grudging respect. Unlike, say, the Bitch of Gaul, who absolutely deserves ALL OUR HATE. ALL OF IT.

>>17810770

The doctor arrives, makes the requisite noises of shock and amazement and praise the lord and all that bullshit, and explains what happened. Apparently you took a sharp robot forelimb right through your kidney and liver, and would've bled out in seconds had you not made sure to wedge the fucking thing in the wound, sealing it. Minna kept it like that till Miyafuji was brought in, and she basically knitted your body together through sheer, brute-force expenditure of magic.

"She's not very well trained, as far as medical Witches go," the doctor tells you. "Amazing raw potential, however. Once she sleeps and gains her strength back, she'll want another go."

"Ian?" you ask.

"Took a hard knock, but he'll be fine. He's got double vision at the moment, not that it held him back any."

"What?" you ask. "Held him back from what?"

"Didn't Wilcke tell you?" the doctor says, tucking his clipboard under his arm. "He blew two legs off that spider-thing as it came after you. Would've ripped you limb-from-limb before you made it to Wilcke, otherwise."

You rub your temples miserably, remembering Ian's terrifying, tense, cold excitement as he plugged Martian Firebees with short, dead-on bursts of .50 cal fire.

Gnomes, you think, and wish you had the strength to punch the doctor.

>WAT DO?

>>17810814
This just seems so creepy and passive aggressive and almost as if we give a fuck.

Hmmm, give watch to sakabroto now or try to slip it off on minna? We have one already so someones getting a watch.

>>17810840
There wasn't consensus. You're just mad that the one you and some other people liked wasn't used.

Fall asleep.

Fuck it, let's keep it. But now we're going full on the tsuntsun for her. If and only if things thaw out between us, we try the watch again.

>>17810872
What about Sean and Sakabroto?

>Watches Italnyp

>>17810872
Does it really matter? You'll just do whatever you want.

>>17810872

go back to sleep.

>>17810872
Go catch Yoshika more fish. Timid little bitch has earned it.

>>17810882
>>17810874
>implying trolling the crap out of minna isn't a good thing.

god damn it would be funny though.

>>17810872
Wait till they leave then make a daring escape to Minna's office.

>>17810872
Go to minna's office

>>17810900
No.
>>17810902
Go die, bitch.

>>17810911

>>17810840
>reworded suggestion

wait

what did i do wrong

I honestly do not realize what consensus it is I missed

>>17810872
Wait.
Liver damage?

DOC.

DOC, THIS IS FUCKING IMPORTANT AS FUCK. LIVES WILL END BASED ON YOUR ANSWER.

...

CAN WE STILL DRINK LIKE A FISH ON A BENDER?

>>17810770
Like hell. You don't just turn down a gift like that, where someone went through the trouble of finding something that nice for you. It's extremely disrespectful, and requires some goddamn explaining.

I think it's about time to call her out.

>>17810869
I just don't get it. Why mess with buttmad ice bitch when there's like, 50 other witches here. Also, what the hell are we doing, arguing about witches. Let's go flying and test just how far reality will bend if a gnome asks nicely.

go throw some relationship flags with witches who arent fucking PTSD basketcases.

>>17810929
OH SHIT

DID WE GET RENDERED PERMANENTLY SOBER!?

>>17810869
Perrine gained points for fucking with the Brits, though.

If there's any Witch we need to stay the fuck away from, it's Charlotte. She's the only one that has an inkling of suspicion re: us being gnomes and we don't want to give her any more clues.

>>17810926
You didn't. They are just bitching about their suggestions not being used.

>>17810872
>wish we had the strength to punch the doctor

Well we'll never know for sure unless we try, right?

>>17810926
you didn't miss one because there wasn't one. he's just being pissy

>>17810872
Ask about Sean and Sakamoto.

Then how quickly we can get back onto active duty.

>>17810926
The not being as much of an asshole bit.

>>17810926
I think they're mad that you didn't write what they said word for word and that Minna didn't fall in love with them and they're going to stalk her and chronometer rape her?And it's all the fault of you and Minna.

>>17810926
We ended up being much more of a jerk that intended. We passed to line from "not giving a fuck' to 'asshole'

>Gnomes, you think
Command knows about the gnomes and that is why your squad was in the meatshield unit.

>>17810926
not a single suggestion was a trollish response, most of them were in fact conciliatory.

>>17810940
No.

NO.


FUCKING NO!

WE WILL RIP A NEW LIVER FROM THE ALIUMS COLLECTIVE ASS IF THIS IS THE CASE; MONS OLYMPUS WILL BURN WITH OUR RAGE AS WE ARE FORCED TO PERMANENTLY VIEW THE WORLD IN ONE UNALTERED MENTAL STATE!

Time for a fuckin' nap, guys. We'll fix the other issues after that.

>>17810902
Aww, lookit the QQ.

To bastardize a great Tom Hanks quote, "Are you CRYING?! There's no Crying in Strike Witch Quest!"

>>17810933
exactly. the watch was really just to settle things with her so we could be civil around each other. And maybe a little to mess with her, but mostly just to smooth things over; certainly not to advance any romantic motives.

"DOCTOR WILL I... EVER DRINK AGAIN?"

go back to sleep. see who else visits us in the hospital.

>>17810957
>>17810953
>>17810950

Stop lying you passive-aggressive whores.

>>17810973
QQ doesn't mean weeping, it means ragequitting.

>>17810953
Are you new to this quest? We've crossed that line so many times that we have enough frequent flier miles to buy our own damn plane and the border agents know us by name, a feat that even we're apparently incapable of.

It's our main fucking MO.

>>17810865
Well, the Smalltime! surprise was funny, but we kept pressing it to someone being intensely emotionally vulnerable.
Ah, fuck it. What do I know. tldr; there's a time to shut up and be patient, even for a brash badass -unless we _actually_ want her to GTFO as an Anon or two has suggested. Clearly we're fueled by being reckless as all hell, but still...

>>17810942
I don't know, she seems like she might be cool with it. Besides, she's into us, and not completely off her rocker. Sane lays are hard to find around here; we shouldn't squander this one.

get with our crew and talk this gnome shit out. IF we intend to keep it a secret all three of us are already in on it more or less and three people keeping a secret is hard enough if you dont have a story straight.

>>17810986
You assume the two states are mutually exclusive. From my perspective, it's exactly the opposite.

>>17810986
But that's wrong, isn't it?

It's a depiction of two eyes crying. And when someone goes on some long winded whiny rant, people respond with, "QQ more, faggot". Which isn't telling them to ragequit from their rant, which is just fucking stupid, it's telling them to cry more.

>>17810931

This is definitely a possibility. Or ask Sakamoto or Trude Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, since they know her.

Or go to Sakamoto and ask WTF.

>>17810995
Oh, she's cool and all, but she's sharp. Too sharp. And we will take our gnome nature to the grave.

gnome up and FIX THAT LIVER. find duct tape and a paperclip, we'll handle it from there

>>17810869
No, Minna deserves a LOT of our hate for denying landing rights (that werent her call) when we got shot down in the first place. Perrine is more or less garden variety yandere.

And IF we do sex up a witch, it will be planned and agreed on. No witches under age of consent, actually get to know her, romance it up a bit. And lastly we need one who deserves such respect. Like said witch wears pants daily level of respect.

>Minna doesn't accept the gift
Don't let up, keep placing it where she'll find it. Everytime she gives it back, place it somewhere else.

YOU WILL ACCEPT IT.

>>17810872
"Don't tell anyone i'm up. I want to freak the shit out of some people first."

Proceed to walk around base in a sheet pretending to be a ghost.

>>17810985
Lying?

>>17810986
If it meant ragequitting, people wouldn't be able to say it to other people because they would have quit already. The QQ is meant to look like crying eyes. It's just people whining about shit and making excuses.

>>17811007
THIS! Find out from Sakabroto what is gong on, because clearly Minna's carrying bags we don't know about, in-character.

>>17811007
Let's ask Sakamoto, Trude is still dealing with her own shit.

Speaking of the 'Broto, how are she and Sean doing?

>>17811015
>No witches under age of consent

You realize that only leaves Minna, Sakabroto and Barkhorn, right?

>>17811021

>>17810926
As the guy whose suggestion I think you reworded, I'd say that you wrote it a bit more douchey than I intended, but also more accurately for somebody who just nearly got gutted and is probably high as a kite on painkillers.

Just figure that IC we might want to see about retrying this conversation with Minna when she's not all emotional about our death/resurrection and we're not on more opiates than all of China.

To everyone who's bitching, and I quote: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

>>17811036
Age of Consent in the UK is 16, bro.

>>17810993
we really do want her to GTFO. Yes, she's hot, but she's damaged goods. No amount of crazy in bed is enough to warrant dealing with her bullshit. Especially when there are plenty of other pantsless chicks around.

"What's the meaning of this?"

"It's a gift. It's no big deal. It's not like I want to fuck you or anything."

"I can't accept this"

"Well I am going to fucking stalk you, force this gift on you and you can fucking like it. That's how unemotionally invested in this flight chronometer I am"

>>17810926
Nothing Planefag, the tears are GLORIOUS.
>>17811007
One of those Sakamotos has red hair, bunny ears, and a sizeable real estate investment, yes? Let's go talk to that one.
Or ask for her to come visit. If anyone asks why, reply with 'This pillow is uncomfortable.'

>>17811026
No, it means ragequitting because it was the quit command in...one of the Warcraft games I think?

>>17810985
I don't think you understand what lying is, it involves making non-factual or dishonest statements, when in fact all three of those statements were factual.

Point out one potential response to the question that insulted to any real extent that got significant support.

>>17811037

>>17811007
Didn't this come up with Sakabroto, and didn't she suggest something along the lines of asking her ourselves?

Now seems as good a time as any.

>>17811060
>implying it didn't originate long before that

>>17811021

oh thats lovely.

>>17811064
Yes.

>>17811060
Language evolves. People pressed alt-QQ because they were crying. Ergo, QQ = crying.

>>17811036
This is the 1940s and we're 20. 16 is the AOC as far as our character is concerned, although they also have to be post-pubescent for it not to go right back into Creepytown.

>>17811096
Why are we even treating this like Dating Sim Quest?

We have planes to fly and little girls to turn into hard bitten fighter jocks.

>>17811024
There an echo in here?
>>17811062
Can you state that in proper English?

>>17811053
See, that's just framing it badly. It's more that she's being overly formal/serious/reading too much into it, and we're being our normal funny self and annoying her. It becomes a game of one upsmanship, since she'll undoubtedly return it to us in equally ridiculous ways.

>>17811053
This. Fucking hell guys, she obviously is in no state of mind for PRESENTO. We can try again some other time, just let it rest now.

>>17811106
Oh, we'll bite their jocks alright.

/tg/ - Rage, Pantsu Dogfighting and Internet Etymology

>>17811096
That adds Charlotte and Erica to your list.

>>17811096
>>17811043
So add Shirley and Erica to the list.

>>17811096
If I had to pick a witch, I'd say Charlotte, but, y'know, really reluctantly. otherwise, I'd >>17810933

>>17811021
>>17810814
You know all this arguing (over the meaning of qq? seriously, google it.) is distracting from some great ways to mess with people.

>>17811106
Aside from 3 of them, most of them do tend to push us around, seeing as our kill tally is still in the single digits, while most of them are already in the doubles.

>>17811109
Your claims, support them.

>>17811129
>Erica
I'd be okay with this.

>>17811106
This is the correct response. All others need to fuck right off.

Let's just give the damn thing to Sakabroto. Tell her Minna didn't want it and we want at least one of them to have some FREAKING INSTRUMENTS!

>>17811142

>>17811138
>Sanya-checkingtriples.jpg

You inquire as to the rest of the base's fate, and the Doctor informs you the attack was as brief as it was sudden. It didn't take the MPs with the submachine guns twenty seconds to kick in the doors and begin firing. You vaguely remember somebody opening up with a Tommy gun on the spider, and almost hitting you, in fact. The single shots afterwards must've been Ian going to work.

"So it was quick," he summarizes. "A lot of Witches could've died in those few seconds, though. Probably what they were counting on."

You think about all the times you plopped down on that couch since the Martian attack. You shudder as you realize the mechanical spider was folded up in there, quiet, silent, waiting for its chance to strike. Right under your ass.

"Right," you mutter. "Can I get a wheelchair or something?"

"Fuck no," the doctor says sternly. "Miyafuji knitted you together, but only halfway. You've basically got a hole in you stuffed with gauze and bandaged up tight; we can't risk starting bleeding again till she finishes the job."

You nod. "Ah... Doc..." you look into the middle distance and bite your lip. This is the part that really worries you.

"Your liver is perfect," he says, rolling his eyes. "If it'd been in better shape, then Miyafuji might've had more magic for your *recent* injuries." The 'dumbass' goes unsaid.

>What now?
>Find/request [Witch?]
>Obey orders?
> Acquire wheelchair?
>Other?

>>17811139

No.

>>17811121
>She's reading too much into this
>Follow her around, leave the watch in places where she'll find it, force her to wear it

Okay, here's the thing: This is textbook stalker behaviour. It's fucking terrifying. And the fact that so many people here responded this way at hearing the word no? It both scares the shit out of me and makes me glad that I'm not a woman.

>>17811052
>besides Minna

There's Yeagertits and Trude. Sakabroto and Sean are probably already picking out shower curtains. All the others are too young, lesbians, the bitch-queen from Hell, or some combination thereof.

Minna actually seems interesting, though. Besides, we are pilot, we give no fucks about mental issues.

>>17811109
Fine, We'll dumb it down for you. Lying would imply that we didn't believe what we were saying. And prove to me that what we did wasn't a Jackass move.

go back to bed garfield

We should track down Minna and explain how EVERYONE ELSE got a gift. EVERYONE, her not taking the damn thing will make it look a damn sight more dodgy. If she has any problems seeing how every other witch got something, then she can explain it then.

We can even do it in the closet if thats what she wants.

>>17811161
Sleep.
I think we're overdue to turn out our mental lights and put some bedrest behind us.

>>17811052
The point has nothing to do with sex. The point is that there are some real issues that have led to her being emotionally unstable. As she is our commanding officer, and someone to whom we will have to entrust our lives and the lives of our aircrew, we need her as un-fucked as possible, hopefully BEFORE the next fight, witch could come at any moment.

>>17811161
Acquire wheelchair, no puny hospital is enough to hold this pilot down, make sure to navigate stairs while on said wheelchair because fuck peoples perception of physics.

>>17811161
1)find medicwitch
2)get fixed
3)go out for an actual patrol for the first time in like 50 threads

>>17811161

So now what, we're bedridden? Fuck. That. Shit.

Wheelchair time. Wheelie over to Miafuji and thank her properly.

Wheelie over Minna's room and plop dat watch on her bed. We bought it for a reason, and for fuck's sake she's keeping the HORRIDLY EXPENSIVE thing we bought her, whether she likes it or not.

Wheelie over to bros and talk about recent events.

Oh good, our liver is whole and unfettered.

Acquire knowledge! Find out where Ian and Sean are! Ask for Sakamoto's help!

>>17811161
Request Sakabroto. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot resolving time.

>>17811161
>"Your liver is perfect," he says, rolling his eyes. "If it'd been in better shape, then Miyafuji might've had more magic for your *recent* injuries." The 'dumbass' goes unsaid.

I like this doctor. Let's punch him.

In order: Sakamoto, Miyafuji (the little kid has earned her bacon this time), then acquire wheelchair and troll around.

>>17811161
Obey the orders. If we fuck up now we'll jut worsen our injuries and that means a longer period of time before we can fly again.

I guess, tell the doctor we're bored? Ask if there are any vistors?

>>17811161
Get over to Minna's room and give her the watch. We spent good money on that, dammit.

>>17811161

Sleep

>>17811160
Wait that's Erica my bad.
>>17811161
Request Shirley, obey orders, no wheelchair. We can wait for Doctor Miyafuji to play Operation on us with sparkles.
Delicious sparkles. We should see if they're edible and/or give us teleportation abilities.

>>17811161

[x] sleep it off

it hasnt even been a damn week in-story. weve EARNED some fucking downtime.

"Well, if i can't have a wheelchair, then i'm going to need someone to roll this bed around while i carry out my daily requirement of jackassery."

>>17811161
liver NOT bleeding is a priority. this means no alcohol (blood thinner) for a bit, no re-opening that wound.
i votes recuperation, which is to say, sources of pants and places to put them

>>17811172
Oh yeah, I'd forgotten about Erica.

...I think the Ace of Aces just leaves us in too much awe. Also, she can out-troll us.

>>17811198
Mediwitch is asleep. I'd rather her be well rested so she can do a good job fixing the rest of us.

>>17811161

Voting for "request moar morphine since our liver cannot into alcohol at this time"

>>17811161
Obey orders for now. Bleeding out all over the floor is just gonna suck.

>>17811169
But it's also hilarious, for us.

Or I guess we give it to Yoshika for saving us. But trolling Minna is far more entertaining.

>>17811161
>If it'd been in better shape, then Miyafuji might've had more magic for your *recent* injuries.
Wait, so, our she fixed our liver? As in, repaired all alcohol-derived damage? It's as good as new?

I smell a binge-drinking session coming on.

But for now, let's find Sean and Ian to compare notes.

>>17811169

It's anon's typical difficulty with determining the line between trolling/stalking, but by the same token this isn't a 1000% SUPER SERIOUS quest (hence, Strike Witches,) so that determination is tough, at best. Which is where writefags step in and adjust things just-so to achieve the desired INTENT of a suggestion if not the actual wording.

More importantly, it sounds like some anon's are going tsunadre as fuck for Minna...

>>17811169
WTF? Did your uncle diddle you as a child or something? We're all but friends with her, and we made it pretty fucking clear we don't want to sleep with her. It's a fucking joke, man. It's funny.

>>17811169
And killing orcs means you are a serial killer, right?

>yfw we bleed out and die after getting a wheelchair

Just sit and wait, Miyafuji will come back to patch us up right soon.

>>17811247
I-it's not like we l-like her or anything!

>>17811195
Yes, she has problems that might endanger us and others. The solution to that, however, is not therapy, but removal from duty. It's been said before, she shouldn't be in command.

>>17811247

All the better for when you kill her off HUEHUEHUE

>>17811267
We need someone to draw a "STUPID SEXY FLANDERS!" moment for this.

>>17811161
I vote for whatever option doesn't end with us bleeding out. Maybe call up our crew and troll them.

>>17811272

unfortunatly, its political.

Just be glad she aint moving imaginary infantry divisions around on a map of Berlin.

yet?

>>17811247
It's a small fucking group, don't listen to them. The watch things just funny.

>415 posts
>12 of them OP
TROLL FASTER PLANEFAG WE MUCH REACH CRITICAL MASS
>>17811272
>GUISE THIS R SRS QUEST TAK IT SRSLY PLZ

ask for our crew, see >>17811001

>>17811247
In my case, it's more that I find the idea of our character and Minna being tsundere as fuck for each other without either of them actually quite realizing it and bouncing off each other as a result to be hilarious.

Especially since pretty much every other character is guaranteed to screw around with both parties. Sakabroto, Yeagertits and Erica in particular, but the others would also amuse themselves with it from time to time.

And because I don't think this would somehow prevent the Ace Combat bit from working. Think like Persona 3/4 or some shit; Social Links on the ground, Dungeon Crawling in the sky.

>>17811316
We had one with not even half a dozen updates a few days ago.

>>17811247
There are 2 very different kinds of people in this thread. The ones who want to play this like they were really there (The waifu fags) and those who want no romance whatsoever, only action (The Trolls). It's a fine line to walk in between them.

>>17811322
good idea. summons the minions, newthreadplzkthx

>>17811254
She has every right to refuse an overly expensive gift if she's not comfortable with it. Just because you want her to have it doesn't override her valid concerns. But to go beyond that and to follow her around, hide it where she'll find it and try to force her to do what we want is super fucking creepy. It's even a little creepier than the response to throw the thing at her head.

Honestly, I get that some of you don't respond well to rejection, especially when it's in your fantasy fun time but it's still creepy as all hell. Especially when it's meant to be coming from Pilot Fucks McNoGive.

>>17811316
That's what they said about Maid Quest... and then squid happened...

yeah, coming back from brain death is a pretty serious thing. questions will be asked, probably soon. we should have answers unless we WANT to stick our dick in the power outlet that is gender politics in this 'verse.

>>17811336
Fuck everyone else, I want my self projection to fuck some witches.

GET WITCHES IN HERE. Inquire about Sanya, Charlotte, etc. Have glass of water with Sakabroto.

>>17811336
I play this like I'm really there trolling everyone.

>>17811336
you've got a 4chan board audience
best 4chan board, but still 4chan
i doubt there's fewer than three opinions per reader at this point

>>17811015
>>17811036
>>17811172
Just gonna mention that Minna's pretty much the only witch we've encountered often enough and with enough emotional investment to even consider "sexing up."

I am not against this, just saying.

>>17811356

Play a porn game.

>>17811375
The old two posters, three arguments joke?

>>17811390
No, I'm more emotionally invested in this.