>>17774088
Ask if he has a collection. We're interested. We have common ground here, after all.

Woah hold the shit on, is that his body? Isn't there a danger of snapping him like a twig if you sleep with him?

To that end, why even bother playing along, if his build is indeed that slender. Not like he can resist advances.

Teach him about blades so he can get good weapons.

then show him our equipment.

Ask him if we could "try it out"... although not for the intended purpose...

You ask him how he's able to stand up like that, and also if he typically collects such crappy swords.

He explains that he collects great swords, amazing swords. Unbeatable, unbreakable. Sometimes he winds up with lemons though.

Also his torso isn't actually connected to his waist, he's held together by an anti-gravity drive.

>>17774210

Ask him if we can see HIS "Great Sword"

>>17774249
Subtlety, we need it.

>>17774210
Ask to see his collection.

>>17774210
The blue nobby things made it more obvious in the game's design.

You ask to see his collection, he takes you to see it as he is quite fond of it.

A variety of swords can be seen, far more than I am willing to draw.

Switch to water shield and make suggestive mention of the fact that the two halves of his body can act independently.

You switch to the Water Shield and get in close to him. You gently push his upper body away from his lower body and make some comments about what it must be like to have hips that can move on their own.

Hint hint.

>>17774342
Ask if he needs help polishing his weapon, while batting eyebrows.

OH MAN THIS THING IS SO COOL

If only its palette wasn't so abhorrent.

Whatever.

...and here we are!

And with that, I'm calling it a night.

S'been fun all, probably have more robot love making for you tomorrow.

Blade Man and we'll switch to commando (teehee, wese not wearing any underwear) against him.

>>17774536
It's been educational, OP. Next time a female robot shows up and starts unsubtly putting the moves on me, I'm insisting on a condom.

>>17774536
G'night then!

>>17774563
If we don't use the line 'I like the CUT of your jib' on Blade Man, then THE WORLD IS WRONG.

>>17774481
>>17774489

Wait a minute did she just take him without his consent?

>>17774665
Not really, no more than we did to the others anyway

>>17774563
Second

>>17774734

See, this is along the lines of what I was saying earlier. In the 'early levels,' the bots are so desperate for her WD40-hole that not much subtlety is required, hence the delay on Charm/Moe upgrades. Getting Zero or Mega Man to do it with her will probably take significantly more conniving, and netting Roll would probably be like a final friggin' boss.

Meanwhile, Cloud Man'll probably POUNCE BW without any effort on her part, I mean look at him (and how long he's been in the speed dial).

p15 save

Up Up and Bump!

Robot bump.

I do believe you lot mean Bumpman

Bump Shield.

Ba da Bump

MANG, BIZARRO DRAWFAG, WAKEY WAKEY

Bump Bomb.

So while we wait for Bizarro Drawfag, we need to figure out who BW should fuck next. I'm thinking we need to get Cloud Man out of the way, already. What's he weak to? Also, we should make Aladdin jokes ("Ride my magic carpet," "Rub your lamp", etc.)

>>17783024
Survey says Scorch Wheel

>>17783024
He's weak to Junk Shield and Scorch Wheel.

He can take us to Cloud 9.

K, dunno if BW has scorch whell, but she definitely has junk shield, so at least that part's covered.

Any reason to suspect Cloud Man of harboring a Stalker?

>>17783070
She has both.

>>17783042
>>17783045
He's weak to danger wrap, actually. He has a special animation that plays when he gets hit by it. He takes good damage from both of those because those weapons just do good damage in general.

>>17783093
Oh, hell, I forgot we had that. Danger Wrap it is.

Also, I bet Cloud Man loves drugs/smoking robo-reefer, perhaps we need her to become knowledgable about hookah/shishas and make sure he's not too stoned to perform...

Maybe use Danger Wrap to put some kind of powdered stimulant into the bubble, then tell Cloud Man it's basically a 'super-hookah' which will deliver a maximum payload. Get his head in the bubble and make him breathe all the stimulants, then once the Danger Wrap pops he'll be all over BW.

"Mega Man: The Danger Wrap fires out a bomb encased in a bubble, doesn't it?

Dr. Light: Yes, but it can also be used to encase other things besides bombs. "

Anything else to put in the Danger Wrap besides a bomb?

>>17783207
It was used to refer to enemies. You could encase those stupid spinny enemies that sped up if you were on the same platform as them.

Welp, at least we have an idea of what to do next for when he comes back...how do we go about pinpointing Stalkers, anyway?

>>17783260
No idea. We need to be more careful from now on.

Bwahaha, I guess he's a couch potato. I'm so envisioning him using his cloud as a chair cushion, smoking pot while watching Jetsons reruns.

Blade Bump.

I get the feeling he's not coming on tonight...

You find Cloud Man idly flipping through channels on T.V.

To be honest you're starting to become a little disgusted by this couch, it's kind of odd how many encounters you've had on it. It's sort of gross.

>>17784191

EEEE!


What's he watching?

>>17784191
It's a loveseat.

Switch to Danger Wrap and ask Cloud Man if he'd like some company.

>>17784208

Oh, flipping, fuck previous post.

How to get his attention...

Also yes, equip Danger Wrap and say "Hello," perhaps in a shy and subdued manner; Cloud Man might be a bit jumpy.

>>17784213
We can't show off our power changing abilities anymore. There's no telling who the other stalkers are. We use it only before we make our move, let them act first.

>>17784253

...good point. Scratch the ability activation?

>>17784253
If we change powers before Cloud Man even knows we're here, what's going to happen?

Hmm, subtlety...

Also, for the love of God do NOT make any references to feet, legs, walking, or kicking. Just need to toss that in there.

Subtlety is for the weak. Loudly yell "CLOUD MAN I WOULD LIKE TO INTERACT WITH YOUR GIANT ROBODONG".

>>17784275
He knows what we look like, and if he's a stalker, he'll know its not because we got a paint job.

Also also, refrain from any 'clouds = pubes' jokes, I think Cloud Man is sorta sensitive.

>>17784191
time to add to the number of encounters on it then!.

ask him what he is up to before we ignore it anyway and screw him

>>17784305
If he is a stalker, what's he going to do if he finds out we have MORRIGAN?

...yeah, let's just go with a soft 'hello' this time, wait on the danger wrap.

>>17784354
Probably try and infect us with what he has and destroy Morrigan. We don't have any countermeasures against infection, they might.

On the plus side, he's obviously bored, which for many leads to horniness.

>>17784364
How do we find out if he's a stalker without him finding out about MORRIGAN?

Should we use wisdom?

>>17784387
We have no clues. We'll have to wait for one of the targets to try and switch powers on us.

In addition, Cloud Man's not just weak to Danger Wrap, he's WEAK to it, apparently to the point where it's crippling. Might be kinda scared of it.

>>17784416
Of course, if he's a stalker, he can just switch weapons.

>>17784434

Even more reason to wait, that's one of the most embarrassing comeuppances ever, and he could take advantage of it.

Ok, since we're not sure if he's a Stalker, let's just go in normal and see what's what.

Be all cute, play it cool, see where it goes from there.

>>17784416
In that case we should go use Crash Bomb on Heat Man.

I'm curious.

Hmm, wonder if Cloud Man changing channels is a hint that he can change powers...

>>17784416
He takes normal weakness damage from it, it's just that you can trap him in a loop. You use it, he floats to the top of the screen, gets hit, falls down, and gets up, and then he does a crappy attack and you hit him again.

Maybe the couch has diseases on it :(

You decide to not to switch powers, on the offhand chance that he's carrying a Stalker.

You sit down next him on the notably inconsistently sized couch, and ask what he's watching. Playing it cool.

He says he's just flipping through channels.

>>17784728
Ask him if he's carrying any drugs on him. He seems like the kind of guy who likes to get high.

Hmm, maybe we should suggest a channel?

Also it's ok about the update size, it's just fun to play.

>>17784747

Oh lawd.

"I feel so run down lately, and I haven't had a joint in ages. I need something to perk me up....hey, you wanna watch ________?" (someone fill that in)

>>17784718
Maybe it has our virus on it. Maybe robots that sit down on the couch get our virus.

Oh, does he sound bored or content? If the latter, keep playing it cool, if the former, perhaps we should step things up a bit...

>>17784811
With the amount of stuff we've done on that couch, I wouldn't be surprised

Cloud man is cute.

Come on! Hit him up for drugs!

You ask if Cloud Man is holding.

Holding DRUGS.

ROBOT drugs.

He says he is, and presents a bag of DevilHand.

Because that's a robot drug. Shut up.

Skip the drugs, tell him you , say have something with an even better high. He's just gotta cooperate.

>>17785005
wow fuck my grammar.
>tell him you may

>>17785005
No. no no no no no. We gotta scope this shit out first. We gotta get information out of him. We gotta know if he's slept with anyone else. We need to know if he knows anyone who can change powers.

This is information collecting time, we can't be reckless with who gets access to our USB port.

Be careful guys, this could be Stalker drugs that would give us a virus.

>>17784990
Okay, knowledge check on DevilHand. What does it do and can we fake taking it while he gets high as fuck

I'm amazed how we've gone from "Force ourself on everyone" to "Crackhead level paranoia"

Man, Cloud Man thinks BW is a fucking freak right now, look at that face.

However, he's offering it rather readily...does he sound relaxed about it or hesitant? Also, just use Wisdom to remember what DevilHand is.

>>17785075
in it to win it baby

>>17785075

I know, right? However, I started playing this right after the Cut Man scenario, so maybe I just like the whole paranoia aspect of it.

Cloud Man is comfortable, relaxed, and willing to share if you're interested.

A quick Wisdom check shows that DevilHand had many euphoric effects, and as aside causes holographic hallucinations of your conscience circuit.

You're not sure you have the Charm to fake it.

>>17785180
What's in that thought bubble there?

>>17785203
Your wisdom check.

i never claimed to be a good drawfag

>>17785180
Simply dont take the drugs, ask him if he saw any other robot masters doin the nasty recently. Or like, one of them doin it a lot. Ask if he knows about anything Wily has been up to recently.

>>17785180

...ask him for some blowback.

No no no, LOL, um...judging from the fact that he's taking this, on top of our inability to progress further along the 'sneaky' line due to lack of Charm, perhaps we should hit this shit.

>>17785216

That's gonna make him feel really wierd, I dunno if that's a good idea. Also, we might be able to shift to Danger Wrap and pretend to be one of his consciences, for the lulz.

>>17785216
This, but offer up some information so he doesn't get suspicious. Tell him you saw Cut Man changing colors all willy nilly and you want to know if something's up.

OOH, we need to put the TV channel onto something that's good to watch while stoned...MTV? Judge Judy? Discovery Channel?

>>17785180
DO ALL THE DRUGS!

>>17785263
National Geographic man.

Hmm, so we've got some of us wanting to go ahead and get wasted with him, and some of us really being wary of the potential for Stalker infection. Have we even seen anyone else get high yet? I dunno how effective a transfer mechanism that is, and it doesn't seem like DevilHand actually disables you.

>>17785286
It's probably just robot-weed. The thing is we have no idea how resistant to it we are.

>>17785286
Let's just trip with Cloud Man

"So, you're helping me get to Cloud Nine, huh?" (said with a shy tone of voice).

I agree with going on a trip, m'self.

You accept Cloud Man's offer.

You start feeling funky.

Now that we're loosened up maybe we can get into Cloud Man's...err, cloud?

Also maybe play along as one of Cloud Man's consciences (assuming we have the brain capacity for it atm)? Other ideas?

>>17785567
We're pretty much putty in the hands of the OP right now.

I dont see this going well.

>>17785509
Attempt to pry information out of Cloud Man. Hope he doesn't rape us. Hope that shit wasn't laced with stalker.

>>17785509
Drug trip! woooh!

>>17785600

Actually I'm not sure rape is possible, since we want to fuck him.

Anyway, at this point I think cuddling should commence!

We could blame gratuitous advances on the drugs. I really don't [want to] see Cloud Man just randomly fucking us over with them.

I think Sword Man was an easier lay, this is troubling.

>>17785667
Do it

You hear a voice in one ear shouting at you to rape him, one in your other tells you to talk to him.

You decide to ask if there was a virus or anything mixed in with the DevilHand. Not very subtle.

He tells you not to worry, he coded it himself. Nothing dirty in there.

Oh yeah, it's sexy time. Do we even need the Danger Wrap, here?

>>17785742
Do it anyway. I like being orange.

...I hope this chain of events didn't piss off anyone who was being super cautious.

Take the middle ground and talk him into rape

Also, >>17785774
I hope it did.

>>17785720
So don't be subtle. Ask him if he wants anything 'dirty' in here.

You tell him the DevilHand is giving you some crazy ideas.

One voice starts cheering with approval, while the other just accepts it as the status quo.

Well, just look at Cloud Man's face now. It's clear he wouldn't be averse to some heavy petting.

>>17785742
Don't be a Fool! Danger Wrap your Tool!

>>17785925

Well wasn't that just 'shocking', ho ho ho...

>>17785940
>2012
>putting a bomb in your condom

>>17785947

Explosive for her pleasure, mir?

Who should we try to get next?

>>17785970
Astro Man. Gotta be Astro Man.

OK, Astro Man is my vote, too.

>>17785970

Gemini Man. Think of the possibilities of using the power to double team all future people

Wow, this one's very reserved and prone to hiding. Probably find him stargazing...

Alright! A cool electric power.

>>17786045
Man, it's not like we even use these powers. How about some practical applications besides weakness whoring? How about +stat bonuses or minor perks?

>>17786028
Might be a good time to put our class on.

Although now that I think about it, we'd probably need Charm or Moe to get to Astro Man's plug.

Maybe we should go for Gemini Man, to see if he can really DP.

>>17786079
Astro man. It has been decided

>>17786065
Nah, screw that. Astro Man time.

>>17786059

We probably just need to be more creative in their use during encounters. Also they'll probably get more important the further we move along, might even have to solve other bot's problems before fucking them.

ASUTERO MAENG

You find Astro Man in the wood workshop, making some kind of plastic helmet.

"Hi, Astro, sweetie. Wanna go up to the roof and stargaze with me? Ooh, what's the helmet for?"

>>17786280
why's he making a PLASTIC helmet in a WOOD workshop?

what a dummy

>>17774088
That's not wood at all!

>>17786326

He's probably hiding from the plastic grues, they frighten him terribly.

You ask Astro Man what he's doing with a plastic helmet in the wood workshop.

He explains that he ran out of paint, and needed to wood-glue the inside of a bicycle helmet into to it. He's making a DJ-style helmet for a client that would prefer to remain anonymous.

>>17786431
Ask him when he got in the business of making helmets. Clearly he's working for a stalker.

>>17786431
Wait, is it being painted blue from gray or is it being painted gray from blue?

You ask a little bit about what he's doing.

He elaborates. He and another robot master DJ sometimes as a duo. They both use stage names, but his partner doesn't want people to know his real identity at all. He stays anonymous and goes by the name Six Machine. He's worried his anonymity may be at risk, so he's doing the Deadmau5/Daft Punk and getting a helmet.

Which he has no idea how to make, but that's okay. Astro Man's kind of handy with general craftsmanship.

>>17786431
ask him why the helmet looks like it has already been damaged

>>17786518
Ask him if he knows the whereabouts of Hope, and if he rides with others or not. That counts as a class maneuver right?

You pause the game due to circumstances.

>>17786910
once this unpauses we need to make a reference to riding the six machine.

Bump of the Hour.

Bumpin

Bumping for later

>>17786518
When we get back, ask why Bomb Man wants to stay anonymous.

After seducing Astro Man, run a self-diagnostic check.

You play little miss detective and ask Astro Man why Bomb Man wants to stay anonymous.

He asks you why you're so sure it's Bomb Man.

>>17792530
We're a robot detective. We know things. Terrible secrets that rend minds.

Does he know someone blew up Quick Man's car?

>He asks you why you're so sure it's Bomb Man.
>SixMachine
>Six
>MM1 had six robot masters

>>17792607
>SixMachine
>Viewtiful Joe Reference
>Viewtiful Joe uses bombs
>Bomb Man uses bombs
>Bomb Man is robot master 006

Anyway, I agree with
>>17792570

>>17792645
plus it's a captain blue helmet.

You tell him you recognize the helmet as the same as the one worn by Captain Blue from those old action movies. In them, Blue would use bombs. Plus Bomb Man is the sixth robot master anyway. Also you ask if he heard about Quick Man's car exploding.

He says yeah, he heard about it. Quick Man's swearing a damn vendetta and won't stop bugging people about it. Also he says that that would be really obvious, Six Machine isn't Bomb Man any more than a hypothetical future robot named Zero is secretly Proto Man.

>>17792806

GIVE BURAIDO WOOMAN SEKZ AND SHE NOT SAY ANYTHING, HURR HURR HURR

>>17792806
Ask him what his stage name is. It might be related. I'm still not convinced he's telling us the truth anyway, but not much to do with this dude outside of doing the CLANG CLANG now.

>>17792806
He can't fool us that easily. We're onto him, and there's nothing he can do about it.

That said, maybe we can help him with the helmet.

Damn, the -one- robot cheap lines won't work on is Astro Man, do we have any more of that DevilsHand stuff? We need to get him to smoke it.

"Astro Man, I want your massive dip stick rammed up my piston chamber. NOW."

>>17792928
Why would a robot woman even know about cars? That's stupid.

>>17792945

You just had to go there, didn't you.

Fuck the helmet, start talking about stargazing or something that'll catch his interest so we can fuck him.

He explains a little more about Six Machine. Dude's cool, beyond cool. He likes that he can DJ but he doesn't get hassled about it in public. Lets him assess the pulse of the public opinion a little more directly. For or against him dude revels in criticism, and he always picks a kicking set.

Astro Man mostly handles the visuals under the name Mad Gear, but their abilities aren't exclusive. They coordinate, work as a team.

Plus Astro Man sort of likes it when people get a kick out of their set, so he doesn't perform anonymously.

>>17793028
We want to see his skills.

Okay, Astro Man was originally designed for an observatory, so he'd know all about lasers and displays and shit. That makes sense. We need to figure out any originally music-themed robot masters. Knowledge check?

>>17793088
*planitarium

Plane-arium

>>17793028
Its gotta be top man. Look at that totally flamboyant deep-v.

If I've learned anything from Bob&George it's which robot masters are total flamers.

Ask him to show you some of his visual hoodoo.

You search your Wisdom to see if you can narrow it down by checking for Robot Masters with any known musical abilities.

It doesn't help much, all you really determine is that it might be Shade Man, and it probably isn't Toad Man.

>>17793246
Ask him if he wants help with anything. If not, ask him if he wants to go stargazing which is totally the reason you came here in the first place.

Yeah.

You ask Astro Man to demonstrate his skills.

He says okay, but you have to turn around for a second.

Upon turning back you find him covered in holographic bling, context sensitive batons/turntables in each hand. Where once Astro Man the meek stood before you, there now only stands Mad Gear, relentless pursuer of jams both fresh and sick. He puts on a three song demonstration that thoroughly impresses you.

...I mean, I'm not going to to draw it or say what songs because I have shit taste in music and can't draw, but you know just go with whatever would impress you, personally.

>>17793447
Oh man. What happened to his face. I'm freaking out right now.

>>17793522
TIS THE VERY FACE OF DEATH

FLEE MORTAL FOR THESE JAMS BE TOO SWEET FOR THINE EARS

Clap your ass off. And then make with the mackin'.

"That made me moist."

>>17793540
fucking lost it.


on topic: be completely blown away by his Phat Beats

>>17793447
Tell him you liked their group before it was popular.

You typically stay pretty calm and in control.

But let's face it, those beats were just too fresh to handle.

After a very short round of applause you throw yourself onto Astro Man and proceed to fuck the holograms off of him.

METEOR STRIKE!

Awesome!

Alright, Astro Man is off the list!

Now it's on to one of these- hey! A special event has been unlocked!

These are encounters that cannot always be resolved with a sexually oriented in fade to black, typically an unrelated side-quest or following a pre-existing quest line.

You can take it on whenever you want, it will be there waiting for you whenever you're ready.

GUTS MAAAANNNN

>>17794087
I vote for Clown Man. And Gemini Man at the same time. Because you never fuck a clown one-on-one.

>>17794087
ooh, giminiman then sidequest

rolled 3, 8, 2 = 13

>>17794087

Blademan!

>>17794087
Gemini Man and then the sidequest, we still need a laser.

>>17794025
Can we pick up Copy Vision as well?

Jeez, Gemini Man is popular.

>>17794253
I think the general consensus is that we want to get back to our roots by slutting it up with a threesome.

>>17794281
With the clown. The clown is essential.

If we've already encountered one stalker without knowing it, we should run a self-diagnostic.

>>17794349
We'll get to it after Gemini... probably.

Gemini Man has an ego problem...wow, this is going to be easy.

Before you take on the next one you decide to run a quick diagnostic and see if you've been infected.

The answer is yes.

FUCK

MORRIGAN seems to have locked it down though, but there's no telling when it would break free and what it's capable of.

>>17794512
Tell the stalker to get out of here. Clearly this will work.

>>17794512

It's time for morrigan to question the stalker. Maybe if we break his psyche locks, we will find out some secrets from him.

>>17794512

Hmm...suggestions. Wisdom at this point would only provide us with basic information regarding malicious software removal, things a Stalker would probably resist.

>>17794512

Okay, sidequest likely relates to this; we should probably either talk to wiley about this (won't this fuck with his mission?) or just head straight to the sidequest.

>>17794512
Ask Morrigan who gave it to us.

>>17794597

If not this, then at least a record of system diagnostics from the time of infection, which could clue us in to which event from the past might be responsible for this.

You tell it to get out of here Stalker!

HA

That pissed it off so much that it shattered one of the locks you put up,

Maybe it would be best to put this in the 'later' pile.

But good news! If nobody else has infected us, that must mean only one of the robots on our list is a Stalker, and the others can be crossed off.

>>17794628
Worth it.

>>17794628

OK, no more flippant responses, peanut gallery o_O Jeez, only one poster [facetiously] suggested that.

>>17794628

Out of curiosity, what's the worst thing that could happen if we were to force the confrontation? Any chance of getting this thing to work with us, rather than against us? Also, What's Wiley's role in this, does he expect us to become infected with all of the STALKER viruses since we plan on fucking all of the robot masters?

>>17794634

Not exactly. Ours is an STD, but the other person's may not be. That means that it could be anyone we have made contact with no matter if we had sex or not.

Also, I motion to run a self diagnostic after EVERY encounter because we don't need this happening again without us realizing it.


Also, ask morrigan when she caught this guy lurking around, so we can get a general idea of the latest it could have gotten in us.

>>17794670

Actually....fuck that. Break the other locks, now. All of them. Release the full infection, as that's either just going to end the game or create something interesting.

>>17794692
Nah. Nah.

You a cunt.

>>17794692

DO IT.

>>17794686
But who have we seen that we haven't fucked? The only one I can think of offhand is Bright Man.

>>17794723
We could have contracted it non-sexually in the explosion (unlikely), or maybe via cloud man's drugs. Other than that we've been pretty much just hitting and quitting scenarios.

>>17794723

It's just to be safe.

We don't need excessive issues right now, seeing as we are already looking at trouble with one stalker.

>>17794750
And Burst Man's poison gas, technically.

Still think we should just bust the locks.

MORRIGAN reports that the first scan was run immediately after meeting Cut Man. The first traces of this Stalker were detected then, but he was only subdued now.

That's cool and all, but you were sort of distracted by the question Gemini Man just asked you.

He wanted your opinion on which one of him was more attractive.

It's like a zen koan.

"You look exactly the same, I'm more interested in who fucks me better. Let's find out."

>>17794819
State that them both being together makes the other more attractive in a recursive positive feedback loop. So, neither, because both are infinitely attractive.

And then request a threesome.

>>17794819
Stare at him for a second

"So like... do you ever have sex with yourself? Because I mean if I were you I don't think I'd be able to restrain myself."

>>17794844
Yeah pretty much this.

>>17794847
Adding a +1 to this.

>>17794878
Note that this is only the case when you have both of them around. This is very important.

>>17794844
>>17794847
Combine and conquer

Are their personalities different?

You ask him if he's ever fucked himself, because if you could do that you would totally just have sex with yourself constantly.

A point in Charm probably would've made that less ridiculous.

Gemini Man however just seems a little surprised by your crass language. He tells you that he prides himself in being one of the only ones around who has held onto an old fashioned gentlemanly attitude regarding relationships. Man and a woman only.

You ask if he'd be willing to get involved in a three-way.

He says he may make an exception.

Wow Gemini Man was easy.

inb4 the stalker infection just doubled itself

>>17795109
And now we run diagnostics to make sure we didn't just get double aids.

>>17795109
Well we did give him an opportunity to finally fuck his pretty self

Man, are we going to run DIAG every time we bang someone? You might as well make that an auto-feature @ bizarro, like make a red flashing screen for infection or something.

>>17795150
Ask MORRIGAN if there's a way to check if a robort is infected before we bang him/it.

Oh man Gemini Laser.

This thing is SO COOL.

You get the speed dial set to decide on your next destination!

...for next time! Because that'll do it for tonight.

MORRIGAN reports that no new Stalkers have been found.

However, some can probably sneak under typical scanning methods for a while, but not forever.

An automated diagnostic scan is programmed in, to be performed after every new MORRIGAN infection.

>>17794819
This just in: Cut Man and JEDAH are lying dicks.
Or, someone wants to frame them.

>>17798694
Wait, what? How do you figure?