We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;

write Helena a letter, goddamnit.

Fuck yeah overtime!

The rest of the ride cheers up significantly from there. The Tau prove gracious and happy hosts, and everyone is pretty glad to have survived the Tyranid attack.

Deciding now is a better time than ever, you decide to write Helena a note.

"Dear sis, sorry its been so long since I've written, but shit has been downright insanity. So far I've bested daemons, won the superb owl, surfed with the Emperor himself and oh yeah. IM UP TO MY EYEBALLS IN ALL KINDS OF STRANGE. I'm pulling more tail than fucking, I don't even know. Oh and I lost my left arm but got a bionic replacement."

"PS. I'm a psycher and shit now."

You set the letter down, giving it a once over.

"Yeah, that should do it." You grin.

YES!!

Narrator: Morgan Freeman
Max: Steven Bulm
Fem Max/Helena: Nicole Sullivan
Sister Lycheria: Tabitha St. Germain
Ailia: Tara Strong
Esh: Grey DeLisle
Senna and Senda: Grey DeLisle
Kaleshi: Melissa Fahn
Tonya: Dionne Quan
Mika: Andrea Libman
Karen: Olivia D'Abo
Doomrider: Tommy Blacha
Abbadon: Christopher Sabat
Nurgle: John DiMaggio
Slaanesh: Tim Curray
Khorn: Keith David
Tzeentch: Nicole Oliver
Warboss: John DiMaggio
Emperor(Casual): Andrew Stanton
Emperor(Serious): Peter Cullen
Malice: Frank Welker
DarkHammer: Tony Jay
Kais: Scott McNeal
8: Phil Lamar
Vect: J.K. Simmons
Ra'alman: Ian Holm
Tankered: Brian Blessed
Logan Grimnar: Vladimir Kulich
Creed: Liam Neson
Bjorn: Patrick Warburton
Horus: David Kaye

Well let Eight know we have his back no matter what. Also tell him that if he's interested we ought to be able to set up a date for him with Teach's Daughter if he's interested.

>>17717459
eh, get his opinion first. think he's had enough decisions made for him. if he doesn't have an opinion, encourage him to develop some, THEN set him up

>>17717451
We must see her reaction to this letter.

>>17717453
Don't see H Jon Benjamin as Teach in that list.

"So what do you do for fun kid?" You ask him kindly.

"Fun?" He inquires, cigarette perched on his lip.

"Yeah fun, you know. Girls, games, sports...?"

Eight shrugs and turns back to looking at the passing scenery.

"I guess I used to play a game by myself in the Ordo. I'd pull out my picture and try to avoid the cameras seeing me. There were never any women around..."

"Dude..."

The tank slows to a stop at the Tau camp, Eight making sure the Eldar bike in tow doesn't slam into the back of it. Ailia bounds her Crisis suit up alongside you, opens the cockpit, and grins.

"C'mon you two, lets go have some FUN!" She exclaims, throwing her arm around dramatically.

What exactly Tau do for fun, you have no idea.

"You guys go, I'll catch up. Need to return this bike." Eight shrugs, hopping down onto it.

[ ] Drag him along with you

[ ] Let him return the bike

>>17717533
done
>>17717554
Lets show him what fun is.

>>17717554
[x]drag
ALL ABOARD THE BROTORCYCLE

>>17717580
Awesome, and Agreed.

>>17717554
ask his opinion!
>Fun?
>I guess
THEN drag him along

[x] Let him return the bike

[x] Drag him along with you

Hah.

Eight isn't getting out of the party THAT easy.

>>17717554
Drag him
>kicking and screaming if need be

Drag his ass. Bagged if necessary.

It's 2 AM Papa... why must you do this to me T.T
Anyway, drag him with you!

[x] drag him along

pffft. who returns vehicles anyway?

>>17717631
I know, right?

"Like hell I'm letting you sulk off back out on your own, Esh will have my head as is already in all likelihood!"

You grab Eight before he can bolt, pulling him closer and giving him a friendly noogie.

"No no my friend, you are coming with me, having a beer, and hitting on some shapely earth caste girl."

"But I left a note saying I'd bring the bike back..."

The assassin protests, but is no match for your superior strength. Though without the power armor, he might have come close.

Ailia waves you over to a tent, and you drag Eight into it.

Kais and a bunch of other Tau wait for you inside, noticeably absent their armor and weaponry. Ailia pulls you aside, explains the no-armament custom, and helps you shed your gear.

"Can't really ditch the arm, though." You mutter, and she grins before pulling you into the throng of mingling blueberries.

You notice Eight's taken a seat at a bar, and is already well into some dark, almost black drink. An old drunken fire warrior making some kind of joke, as far as you can tell.

Ailia takes you by the hand again, leads you over to what looks like a light blue waterfall, and fills a cup for you.

"Err... What is it?"

"Earth caste special with firewarrior water."

"What?"

"Just drink it..."

You do, and immediately wish you hadn't. It tastes more or less like bad vodka mixed with sugar water. Though when you notice a few amused glances from nearby fire warriors, you decide you aren't going to look like a bitch and down the rest of the cup.

"Alright, now I'm grabbing something else."

>>17717630
>2am
>not getting drunk and writefagging for /tg/

But seriously, my sleeping schedule is all kinds of fucked, sorry

>>17717678
we thank you for it though Papa

most amusing threads i have seen since the big scouring

>>17717678
Luckly for me it's only 11:00 where I am.

>>17717693
even better for me it's 3:20pm where i live

>>17717451
Written as only Max could.

You slap down a hand on the bar, order something, get told he doesn't know what you are asking for, and finally just tell him to give you something strong.

Glancing over, you notice Eight looking quite uncomfortable as a younger fire warrior girl rests her head on a hand and tries to strike up conversation with him. Uncomfortable likely due to the fact that the earth caste girl's downright massive goods are resting atop his head, she being a bit more upfront than the fire warrior.

Well, maybe it will be good for him. You hope.

You can't exactly maintain your interest in his well being with Ailia squishing into your back. Absent any kind of armor, you can most definitely feel what she's trying to convey with her greater goods.

"Still worried about your friend?" She asks smoothly, helping herself to a sip of your drink before scrunching up her face at the taste of it.

"Yeah, can't say I'm not. Kid's been through a lot, I think."

Glancing back over, you notice Eight has disappeared. You whip around, scanning, but fail to see him. The earth caste girl and the fire warrior... Oh... Well if they are doing THAT together, Eight probably didn't stand a chance at either of them...

"Shit, where did he go?" You grumble.

Ailia reaches into your pocket, producing a napkin with a hastily scrawled message on it.

"Have fun, going to go return bike now. - VIII"

"Gah, that little brat!" You start heading off after him, but Ailia holds you back.

"As though you could even catch him." She snorts, before pulling you off to a dance floor despite your thrashing protests.

>>17717740
Well just becaus 8 is going to be stick in the mud doesn't mean we're going to stop having a good time ourselves

>>17717740
VIII's been kidnapped! YES!

... mild delusion time. 8 said he was returning bike, meant it, but got kidnapped by conspiring fire and earth as soon as he stepped outside

>>17717770
>Stick in the mud
>Wet Earth Caste Tau girls
>I lol'd

>>17717740
>eight ditches max
>max gets pity points from ailia
eight, you sly dog

rolled 14 = 14

Bust a move

Eight is so moe.

I don't like crowds.

Maybe it's because the Ordo school was quite small, maybe its because the settlement on Catachan contained very few people, I don't know.

I just know I don't like crowds.

The Eldar bike eats up the ground quickly, absent any rumbling and bouncing of the ground as it hovers almost effortlessly above it.

I know Max isn't going to be happy I slipped away, but unlike him, I make it a habit to not wreck vehicles.

The Eldar encampment isn't too far from here, but I take my time as I ride. It isn't often I get to have a vehicle, generally I get dropped off on foot and spend days on end in some shit hole swamp or blown out building.

I have to spit out the cigarette to pull down my mask. Its thermal vision giving me quite a clear vision of the Eldar in it's white on black hue.

Despite the scenic route, I pull up to them quickly. Too quickly, I'd been enjoying the ride.

"Didn't think we'd notice you'd left?" A calm voice from behind me.

"Sorry, I had... Something I needed to do." I apologize, hopping off the vehicle and landing lightly on the grass.

"You must be Esh, thank you for your hospitality." I bow my head in appreciation.

"Please, spare me the pleasantries. The healers are going absolutely mon-keigh looking for you, they don't think your fit to be out." Esh looks me over ponderously, I can't help but feel quite exposed in her gaze, as though she can see right into me.

"Sorry, but its something I had to take care of personally." I may be young, but I'm not intimidated by her. I've... I've killed farseers. Not something I'm overly proud of, but certainly enough to erase my fear of them.

"I don't care, it wasn't my bike. You'd better explain yourself to HER though." Esh gestures to another Eldar storming up toward me.

"I should... I don't even... GRRRRRRR!!!!!" The newcomer grabs hold of me, giving me a rough shake as she does.

>>17717826

rolled 8 = 8

bust such a move you get Ailia and the Earth / Fire girls that VIII ducked out from

Get it on with Alia, but make sure you check your com for any messages.

>>17717875
trolling? i'll give a 7 outta 10 for that

and that's why we never return vehicles.

"Enough, I know you've no love for Vindicare, but you'll behave yourself in my presence, pupil." Esh snaps.

The young blonde haired Eldar lets me go, bowing in deference to Esh.

"Apologies, I let my emotions get ahead of me."

"Noted." Esh nods.

"It was your bike? I'm sorry, I had to borrow it to take care of something." I give the newcomer another apologetic bow of my head.

"Bike?! You think I care about the bike?!?! It was my duty to make sure you were looked after! Oh the hell I caught from the healers... Oooooo!!!!" She glares at me.

"Again, sorry." I can't help but look her over, though. She's pretty, for as little as I truthfully know about that word. Blonde hair, knowing, vibrant turquoise eyes...

"Ugh, whatever, just come with me!" Without warning, she grabs me roughly by the hand and pulls me along with her.

"If you don't mind my asking, to where?" I attempt to light a cigarette as she drags me along. Everyone seems to want to drag me along today...

"To the healers! Where else?! Stupid assassins... Gods..."

I stop, forcing her to as well.

"I'm not going back there." I tell her, perhaps a bit more bluntly than I'd first intended.

"And why, pray tell?" She folds her arms, glaring at me.

"I'm fine now." I shrug.

"Fine?! Oh, so your fine now? Well that is certainly a relief. Hey everyone! He's fine now!" She shouts around mockingly.

"Did I... Do something to offend you?" I mutter.

"You're an assassin." She almost spits the words, and I can feel the seething hatred in her voice.

"A vindicare no less, the worst of them all." She glares, which feels quite unpleasant.

"So?" I shrug.

"So? One of you... You... Things, killed my mother. I don't know why Eshwe is even letting you stay here! If it were up to me, we'd have left you lying in the fields to die!"

She's got a terrible, violent look about her now.

"I mean no offense. Tell Eshwe I've seen the healers and I'll just take my leave now." I shrug, backing away.

"Oh no you don't! She told me to take you, and on my word I'm taking you!" The Eldar grabs me again, and again I'm being dragged...

I sigh.

What a long damn day...

IT'S OVERTIME BROOOOOTHER!

rolled 6 = 6

>dat misdirected assassin hate

itt: FORESHADOWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

in b4 super cliche HE KILLED HER MOMMA

rolled 7 = 7

>>17718020
That would be...awkward

The music is downright pumping.

You can feel Ailia getting into it as she makes no attempt to hide the fact she's grinding her rather plump behind into your flagship.

Not that any of the other Tau seem to care. In fact, most of them are doing the same damn thing.

Kais is almost impossible to see, covered in so many of them. He's laughing, a drink in one hand and a handful of blue behind in the other, as he dances with at least five earth and fire caste girls. You grin, that dog.

"Hey, lets uhh... Cool off, shall we?" Ailia asks, having worked up a noticeable sweat as she turns around to face you.

"Sure thing, where too?" You ask, giving her a smile.

"Uh, well... Lets see... How about my tent?" She asks.

"As though I could possibly turn that down." You smirk.

Hand in hand, you let the Crisis suit pilot lead you off toward her own personal place. You think you know exactly what she's got planned, your imagination running wild...

So when you find yourself sipping a fresh drink of some kind of tea, seated on her bed with the Tau girl smiling next to you, it isn't quite what you had expected.

Though you don't mind the peaceful quiet for once, quite a stark and welcome comparison to the usual hustle.

Ailia rests her head on your shoulder, watching some kind of bubbling fish tank full of little crab like things set on a table in the center of the room.

"Nice little place you've got here." You tell her, genuinely admiring it.

"Its not much, but having Kais for a brother certainly does have it's perks." She giggles.

>>17718049
crabsex?

>>17718049

Spycrabs.

>>17718060
SPYCRABSEX!

"Ummm... Can you take off your shirt and lay down on the bed?" She asks, blushing and poking her fingers together as she does.

"Huh? Yeah sure." You oblige, laying down to face her.

"Well, I mean flip around." She twists her hands as though to demonstrate.

Not really knowing what she has in store, you nonetheless turn over as requested. For a moment, you just lay there idly.

Until Ailia's hands start rubbing something cool along your back.

"Hey, uh, what is that stuff?" You ask, the slightly sweet, slightly tart smell hinting at your nose.

"Just relax..." Ailia coos.

You do, quite instantly. Whether you had wanted to or not. Her hands work quite expertly across your back, and you feel built up tension you hadn't known existed washing away.

"Wow, you're pretty good at this..." You mumble, eyes closed.

"Its a, uhh, Tau custom. For the one you like. All Tau women are taught it."

"Hmm? I like you too, Ailia." At your words, her face grows quite pink. You don't mind, you quite like that look...

*meanwhile*

Ra'alman watches through her crab spy network as her husbando gets some kind of backrub from some blue skank.

"Oooohhhh that manslut, I'll show him the next time I see him..." She growls from her undersea bed of coral.

[ ] Eight

[ ] Vect

[ ] Yanderecron

[ ] Kais

>>17718090

>>17718101
I was going Vect earlier, but I think it's Yanderecron time.

[x] Yanderecron

[X] Eight

rolled 1 = 1

>>17718090
1 = Eight,
2 = Yanderecron

[ ] Yanderecron
lets have some nightmare fuel of this bitch being creepy, like say making a shrine out of Max's arm or something

[x] Eight

[x]yanderecon
she is next target. we must plan.

>>17718101
Eight

Yanderecron

>>17718101

Gonna have to say Eight.

Yanderecron

>>17718090
Why is it that I expect in a future HL that this sea monster will some how turn into a hot ass mermaid chick from either magic or science?

>>17718101
[X] Yanderecron

i'm lost who the hell is Ra'alman?

>>17718101
yanderecon

yan-cron.

know thine enemy,

>Kais

How is faptau scoring women? If he can get chicks, why is he faptau?

>>17718150
the fish-god max caught in thread 2, when fishing for esh. also the reason that MAX IS THE BEST FISHERMAN

>>17718150
giant vore-tentacle-serpent. don't need to know much else.

Creepy-cron

>>17718146

Best ending.

>>17718150
our sexy mistress of the deep

>>17718166
because his lust is insatiable or who's to say he actually scores with them maybe he chickens out

Eight

>>17718150
The Giant Fish vore tentacle creature that we hooked on to when fishing in thread 2. It's existence is actually my fault as I rolled a 20 on a d20 when saying whether I wasn't sure if I wanted to catch Cthulhu or not.

No woman can satiate Faptau they're just the warmup

7am.

Tonya awakens from her slumber inside the tomb.

"Oh Max, you naughty naughty boy, playing with my servos so early in the morning..." She coos into her dakimakura. The picture of Max staring back up at her in a seductive pose, his boxers nearly low enough to reveal everything.

"Oh my honey my sweet," She sings to the pillow, swinging it around in some kind of dance, "We'll be together soon enough. Forever and ever."

8am

Tonya hums quietly to herself as she writes in her diary. She recalls the morning, waking up alongside her lover as she glances longingly at the pillow. Most of what is written is little more than drawing little hearts around a newly acquired picture of Max in some kind of Grey Knight/Crisis suit hybrid.

9am

"And that is how I'm going to make him mine!" Tonya exclaims gleefully to the listening row of Immortals, who remain utterly motionless throughout the explanation.

10am->5pm

Tonya sits in the tomb, singing a quiet song as she plays with the figurine she had made of her lover. She smiles down at him, longingly.

"Soon enough you'll be mine, all mine!" She smiles, spinning around clutching the toy.

>>17718182
get a tripcode so we can cheer for/yell at you with feeling

but srysly, good job feeding papa's vore habit

Our bro of a roman numeral.

>max dakimakura
...when the fuck did she have time to make that? I mean it's only been what, a few days since all this business started?

>>17718195

Yandere is true love. Why does she love max though? Love from afar?

"Now, its time to go find you!" She sets the toy down, turning about gleefully as her scouts come in from their trip.

"Well, my little birds, tell me what you found!" She pets a wraith, rather lovingly, as she listens to the information.

"With whom? Oh no, surely he's been taken hostage. No matter, we'll go find him. We'll find him and make him mine!" She grins.

"Oh yes, all mine..." Tonya whispers with a grin, as she starts her walk up the ramp of the tomb.

yeah VIII

>>17718195
hm, y'know, if we can't reprogram her, maybe we can make a synthetic robot copy of Max that thinks and acts just like him?

>>17718235
something that crashes vehicles, then fucks her for a week?

>>17718223
gongetraped.gif

>>17718235
with no less than 8 penises, pic un-related

>>17718235
then we've got a terminator max running around... oh god emperor yes!! all my money!

>>17718245
ya pretty much, though its programmed to also be obsessed with her

EU fag here, just want to say that i love heretical love but hate the different timezones.

cheers to you Papa-N

also i hope we get to see Brofex again in the future.

>>17718235
Even giving her a robot/clone would be cruel. None should suffer her wrath

>>17718245
i could see him crashing a Tomb Spider or a Monolith easily

>>17718278
the carifex got shot in the face so i doubt well see him again

rolled 13 = 13

Lets just fix her.

>>17718299
You can't fix crazy

>>17718295
the DE dropped him off on the planet thinking he's dead but later he gets up to find his 'friend'.

that or i'm giving myself false memories.

>>17718318
Sounds about right. I hope we are his friend and not the big'n we squashed

>>17718318
ya, but then the space wolves ended up shooting him in the face, again, during the trap set by the partridges.

>>17718314
Sure we can.

>>17718337
only with a bolt pistol,

I let the healers look me over, yet again. I hate this kind of thing. The sterile walls, the close, scrutinizing eyes.

It feels just like the Ordo.

"Are you finished?" I finally ask, my patience having long since expired.

The head healer frowns as she lowers her head to stare at me, and I can tell no matter what she says in return, the exam is far from over.

"In such a hurry to leave? You were lucky to have survived that, child." Her voice is kind, regardless of whatever ulterior motives she has.

"I just... I'd like to get some rest, outside." I shrug, hoping to not give off any tells that she can read.

Her face just grows closer, more concerned, and more scrutinizing.

"Care to tell me about why your mind is so fragmented?" She asks after a long pause, cocking her head in puzzlement.

"Fragmented?" I ask, not knowing what it is she's leading on about.

"Broken up, not whole." She continues, pressing for information.

"Sorry, but I don't know what you're talking about." I stand back up, turning for the door, when a hand on my shoulder stops me.

"You may not know, but I do. Tell me, did they have someone, a pscher... Did they..." I push her hand off of my shoulder roughly, shaking my head as I do.

"I don't want to remember any of that."

"Want to or not, child, one day it will happen. Those pieces will join and you will be left with it all intact once more."

"...Whatever." I push open the door, moving quicker than I'd originally thought. With a shaking hand I light up again.

well i'll just go ahead and get cozy while i wait...

>>17718347
derp, too late

>>17718347
>>8 bumps into Macha, who was late for a meeting with toast in her mouth
>>He accidentally sees her pantsu
>>She freaks out and runs away
>>Eight falls in love

imasadperson.jpeg

"Finished already?" A cold voice from beside me, I don't even turn to look at the blonde.

"Short exam, she said I was fine."

"Liar."

"Whatever, why do you even care?" I stare over at her, not used to conversations spanning this long and not exactly thrilled with it, the tone or the direction.

"I don't!" She snaps back, "Eshwe told me to wait for you here, and I'm just following orders."

"I'm leaving." I tell her, before activating the cloaking systems of my suit.

Something trips me up, and I whirl around to stare back at her.

"Please, don't mock me. Just because I can't see you doesn't mean I don't know where you are." She growls.

"Again, why does it matter? Let me leave, tell Eshwe whatever you want and I'll back up your story." I shrug the pommel of her sword off of my leg.

"Tsk, as much as I'd love to, and trust me I would LOVE to let you go, I can't." She glares.

"And why exactly is that?" I make no attempt to mask my displeasure.

"Eshwe wants me to make sure you are well fed first." The girl spits venom with every word, I can tell she really does hate me.

"...If I just let you get this whole thing over with, can I go?" I ask, crossing my arms and deactivating my suit.

"Yes, so just quit being so much of a damn nuisance and just follow me."

>>17718404
>Macha
>finding love of any kind
>As though I'd let that happen

There is only one way to deal with crazy on the level of yanderecron

>>17718410
What the hell?

>>17718410
what the flying fuck?

Alright, who gets more textual love next?

I'm going to go grab another drink.

>>17718410
>Crippled girls
good
>burning up in a fire
oh boner, you so crazy

>>17718409
nothing says she has to love him in return, or even understand wtf he is on about

>>17718409
she does have love... in the form of her hand and her wraithbone vibrator pretending it to be the emprah...

>>17718419
>>17718417
She deserved it. She killed a whole lot of people.

>>17718410
Helghan: Dealing with the invalid problem since 2192.

>>17718424

Faptau

>>17718410

we throw her into the sun of yagis V. i like it.

>>17718407
>I'm just following orders."
I VAS NEVER A MEMBER OF ZEE ELDAR PARTY! I VAS ONLY FOLLOWING ORDERS!

>>17718424
check back in on tanksis and cogbro?
swing back to coggirl?
check in on big E and the new kid?
faptau getting it on?
back to max getting it on?
DOOMRIDER YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?

>>17718410
... shouldn't her head cave in first from the whole in the vacuum of space thing

>>17718424
VECT! VECT! VECT!

>>17718424
lets drop in and see how Vect is going.

probably massively annoyed with his daughters again

>>17718424
>>17718419
>>17718417
>what's gunner doing?
>he's burning a robot

>>17718456
A. No, it should not.

B. She's an android.

C. Also she lives.

>>17718424
Give us a choice, dangit!

OUR SISTER! WE NEED TO SEND THAT LETTER!

>>17718424
sis reaction to letter! if you dont have something planned already. if it's gonna be a big thing, no spoiler. 2nd option: ORK

>>17718456
Well she is a android but even if she was human why in the hell would her head cave in. The pressure difference isn't what kills you in space, seriously 1 atmosphere won't blow you up, nor is it the cold as there is no convection, what kills you is the lack of oxygen.

>>17718424
I want to hear the reaction to max's letter. And more about helan and her techpriest (i forget his name)

>>17718410
source?

also vect

>>17718424
helena and frederick.

I think you are all forgetting somebody very important.... MUTHA F*CKING DOOMRIDER AND HIS SEXY BIKE!

>>17718424
Sheogorath.... cuz damnit, i won't stop annoyingly request him in the 40K univarse

BASED DOOMRIDER dealing with Ork fans shouting about refball in the suberb owl.

>>17718462
eh, either way i'm intrigue, got sauce on this?

>>17718424
Helena needs some textual love. Also, we need to get ON DAT. We've covered just about every other fetish, why not go ALL THE WAY?!

>>17718505
Battle Angel Alita, or Gunnm.

>>17718424
We need some Guardswoman/techpriest action! Come on!

>>17717366
not if you're reciting the litany of vacuum

Need some partridge spy stories, you know they'll strike again

Vect sits in his plush office chair. He sits and wishes he could be getting some work done.

He knows it isn't likely to happen any time soon.

"Fucking Parker, where is that kid when you need him?" He says through his cigar.

"Wuzzat daddy?" Senna pipes up from her position of balancing over his chair on her hands

"I think he said he wants some music. Isn't that what you said? Lets put on some music!" Senda cheers as she jumps down off the desk and rifles through Vect's private record collection.

"Hey hey, I wanna help pick!" Senna pouts, leaping over Vect and helping Senda tear through the selection.

"Bleh, all of this stuff is so old and booorringggg!" They both chime in unison.

"I know, lets put our favorite on!" Senna shouts.

"You mean our own album?" Senda asks.

"What else?" Her twin replies cheerfully.

They slap down their record and start dancing and singing along to themselves. Vect sits back in his chair, pounds the remaining bottle clutched in his hand, and puffs on his cigar.

"Damn it, Parker, I should have just GIVEN them to you." He groans, knowing full well his entire work day is shot.

"Can you two, maybe quiet down?" Vect asks his daughters, neither of whom hear him nor respond.

In their violent dancing commotion, they knock over his computer as well as several photos off of his desk. Both twins continue, taking no heed.

"Fuuuccckkk..." He groans, rubbing his temples.

>>17718515
Mucho gracias, senior

>>17718541
Twins are fine, too.

>>17718541
i just realized Papa - N pretty much took the Holsom twins from DNF for these two

it works brilliantly

>>this is how i see the twins

>>17718592
And I have no idea what you're talking about.

Helena plops down on the cot inside her tent. She'd had to beg, plead, and eat out Sarah to get her to leave for the night. But this would totally be worth it. The night had been a complete success so far, and after a quiet meal together she'd invited the mekboy along to her tent.

Frederick enters behind her, looking quite hesitant as he does. In truth, he's excited but terrified.

"Hmm, whats this?" Helena notices, snatching up the envelope and reading it as she lays on her back, her head hanging off of the side of the cot.

Her face screws up as she continues reading, and her eyes dart back and forth as she carefully re-reads everything in the letter.

"What in the actual fuck am I reading?" She exclaims out loud, scratching her head as she reads the letter yet again.

Sure Max has always been less then eloquent when writing, but this seems even more rambling and strange than usual. A psycher? Him? HOW?!

"Err... Everything alright?" Frederick asks hesitantly from beside the bed.

"Wha? Fine, fine!" Helena exclaims, tossing the letter aside and snatching at Frederick's robes.

"H-hey, what are you...?"

She finally grabs them, and licking her lips, pulls them open.

"Oh." She says, with an air of disappointment, "You guys wear pants under these?"

"Well.... Yes?" Frederick says, not knowing what is the correct answer.

"Well ditch them, you won't need pants where we're going!" Helena grins mischievously.

>>17718599

see

>>17718595

hm... yo papa, ever thought of doing a dark gritty noir spinoff/sequel to HL, thats totally like this

For some reason I can see it happen, Max comes back from doing something, finds his waifu murdered in cold blood, goes on a full on manhunt or quest to find out who did it, becoming a man with nothing to lose, and ends up finding out this giant web of a conspiracy
Pic very related

>>17718619
I honestly don't know why, but whenever i think of HL and Max (aside from smexy love making and hilarity) Max Payne comes to mind

>>17718592
I actually had to google that. Sorry, but I've never played the new Nukem, sadly.

The twins personalities are actually based somewhat on my own two sisters, sans the implied lesbianism. I'm kind of like poor Vect, actually.

>>17718619
What I have written for Eight's VN is actually pretty grimdark so far, to tell the truth. Though without the whole crime-drama aspect.

>>17718619
nah Max is all about being funny

VIII could do gritty noir stuff but it just wouldn't work given the shit we have done with Max and what we would keep pushing him to do

>>17718642
sweetness, I'll defiantly be looking forward to that

>>17718456
http://imagine.gsfc.nasa.gov/docs/ask_astro/answers/970603.html
Nope

"I uh... Won't need pants?" Frederick's eyes are almost spinning.

"Nah, follow me!" Helena, grinning ear to ear, snatches up his hand and something off of her dresser before leading him once again out into the warm night air.

"Where are we going?" Frederick asks in a hushed tone, not wanting to wake anyone else during the night excursion.

"Shhh! Just follow me!" Helena whispers back, giddily.

When they finally arrive, Frederick is quite puzzled.

"The... The ocean? I don't...!!!" He spins around as he notices Helena, who is now stripping.

"Oh don't act so shocked, I've got a suit on you know." She smirks, setting down the bottle of tequila on the sand.

"Err... I didn't bring a suit..." The tech priest fumbles, looking around and finally resting his eyes on Helena. His hearts, both of them, stop for the briefest of seconds.

Her slightly tan skin illuminated in the moonlight, messy sexhair fluttering lightly in the wind of the beach. She smiles at him when she notices his stare, which only stops his hearts again. He can't take his eyes off of her, as though they were meant to see her and only her.

"I... I..." He stammers, trying to think of something.

"Oh hush up and just get in with me." She smirks, grabbing his belt and ripping down his pants.

Frederick relents, and removes everything but his boxers, which are patterned with gears.

"Cute!" Helena exclaims, before grabbing the waistband and pulling him along with her into the surf.

>>17718692
and then he dies from electrical shock and improper waterproofing

>>17718692

Suddenly surprise fishvore.

>>17718692
Inb4 he short-circuits

I can't believe this is still going on. It's madness I tell ya

Bliss.

This is bliss.

Fredrerick laughs along with the cute tank gunner as she splashes cool water up at him. Forget the servos, forget the wires, tonight he's having fun.

Helena laughs and smiles along with him, the completely unaware tech-priest. How silly. He thinks he's just having fun.

Helena grins evilly inside. Oh yes, he'll be having fun. He'll be having fun while she makes him hers all night long. Whether he's too embarrassed or not, she's making this night count.

>>17718707
Incorrect sir, it's pure heresy!

>>17718701
>>17718703
>>17718705
oh you guys

>>17718707
we're going until everyone has to go to sleep.

Who's next? My attention disorders are getting the better of me with all of this drinking.

>>17718721
Kais!

>>17718725
God damn it, I'd completely forgotten about this manga.

Welp, looks like I know what I'll be doing all day tomorrow once I'm caught up on my Chinese cartoons.

why dont we finish up max

>>17718721
MOAR VIII

>>17718721
More Eight, if no more eight Kaleshi/Chaos

>>17718721
faptau
big e
coggirl
orkgirl
SoBs
daemonette squad

>>17718721
Back to the Yandere-cron!

Also: does her Pariah Ld7 bubble effect Max?

DOOMRIDER

>>17718737
Follow the antics of that DE pilot bro we helped.

You know, we haven't checked in on Lycheria and the Bolter Bunch in a while. That Canoness is probably FUMING about the bike.

I want to know what Nyx and Lilith are doing.

>>17718750
Actually, Daemonette squad would be kind of interesting. We haven't seen any from them since the party.

Yeah, what ever happened to the other daemonette sisters?

; ;

nyx and lillith.

didnt max knock one of them up lets see how thats going

"Hey Max?" Ailia asks, but you can barely hear her.

"Hmmm?" You ask, though it's really more a pleasurable moan as her hands draw back down your spine.

"Well, uhhh..." She stops, as though quite unsure of what to say.

Not giving her a chance to figure something out, you snatch her up quickly and bring her back down to the bed with you.

Her pink cheeks are so close to yours... You give her a kiss.

"Did it really feel that good? You look ready to pass out."

"I already have, several times." You mumble faintly, feeling the warmth of her pressing into you.

"Hey uh, let me up for a second."

You do, and several seconds later she returns to your side. Naked.

Though neither of you seem sexually charged, instead you are entirely content to pull her close. Feeling her body's soft touch against your own.

Before you even realize it's happened, you are asleep.

>>17718780
>yfw nurgles sword gift is max's demon kid

>>17718737

Okay, you've got my attention. What's the manga called?

>>17718800
It's not my fault I'm not popular.
Or
Watashi ga Motenai no wa Dou Kangaete mo Omaera ga Warui!

>>17718456
The difference between vaccuum and earth atmospheric pressure is... just one atmosphere! Fuck all will happen, maybe that your eyes and ears would hurt a little from the pressure change. Nor will you violently flash-freeze. In fact, the most pressing concerns would be
A) suffocation
B) exposure to cosmic radiation

bjorn and tankreds continued drunkenn misadventures.

Kaleshi stops her reading, glancing around as she looks up from the book. She can't quite put her finger on it, but something is off here.

"You've been hogging him!" A sudden shout from the foot of her bed causes her to jump in surprise.

Lilith is glowering, her chin propped up on the foot of the bed, eyes fixated on her older sister.

"What are you talking about?" Kaleshi snaps, marking her page and setting the book aside before folding her arms.

"You've been hogging him!!!" Lilith repeats, this time more forcefully, with a much more whining tone.

"Max is my husbando, brat!" Kaleshi chucks a pillow, which smacks Lilith right in the face.

"Oooooooohhhhh!!!!" The little daemonette pouts loudly as she stands up, dramatically placing one hand on a hip and pointing at Kaleshi with the other.

"You need to share!" She shouts at her older sister.

Another pillow smacks Lilith in the face.

"Sharing is for kids, I take what I want, and I'm going to marry Max whether you like it or not." The khornette smirks at her younger sister's fury.

"Perhaps Lilith has a point, sister." Nyx says from the doorway.

"Wha!? Don't tell me you're in on this too!!!" Kaleshi groans.

"Ara~ara..." Is all Nyx says, araly.

"Well tough for both of you, he picked me so clearly I'm the victor here!" Kaleshi folds her arms, looking victorious.

"We don't care about THAT!" Lilith stamps her feet, "We just want you to share him every once and while!" The little daemonette pouts.

"Well..." Kaleshi thinks for a moment, before shrugging, "I guess it can't be helped. I'll share him with you two. Sometimes."

wait wait, I got an idea. Papa would know what I'm talking about... write us more pizza orgy

Bjorn and Tankred?

>>17718845

All dose Aras. All dem deamonettes.

>>17718857
You sick freak

Christ, it's been OVER 9!!! hours since I went to bed and it's STILL going!

I vote for SoB nightly pillow fight.

[ ] VIII's Eldar misadventures

[ ] Bjorn and Tankred in Hangover 40k part II

[ ] Faptau gets it on, then faps

[ ] Doomrider and Max in a buddy-buddy crime drama spin off

[ ] Vect continues getting annoyed

[ ] Bro-pilot turned Archon goes to Commorragh

[ ] Helena and Frederick

Sisters of Battle-pizza orgy

>>17718857
[ ] Pizza orgy

>>17718868

Gotta go with Eight and some Eldar shenanigans.

Adventures of hat chan

>[THIS] VIII's Eldar misadventures

>[ ] Doomrider and Max in a buddy-buddy crime drama spin off

sounds good to me.

>>17718868

Pilot bro stars in Fear and Loathing in Commoragh

>>17718868
I reject your choices and substitutes it for my own
>>17718866

8

[ ] Bjorn and Tankred in Hangover 40k part II

Pizza Orgy.

If only because I need to know what members of the Heretical Love Cast would be in on it.

>>17718864
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17692612/
read it yourself, and enjoy the delicious marinara covered heresy of t

>>17718868
Helena and Frederick. COME ON, we want his gears to get all hot and sweaty

>>17718809
While you're right you missed a few things. You will chill down some as all exposed moisture, especially if you leave your eyes open, will evaporate but that's not that bad, you can cause damage to your lungs if you don't exhale ASAP. Also you will bloat up as some bodily fluids, not blood, turn into gas, up to about twice normal size. If the decompression is rapid and you have air in your lungs you might rupture eardrums, sinuses and soft tissue.

You have about 10 seconds give or take of being able to do anything. After that you can be revived with no damage and almost instant recovery within 30 seconds, you'll probably be just fine if it's under 90 seconds and you may still live with immediate medical attention if it's been longer but the chances drop way low to nil when the heart stops which usually occurs a bit after 90 seconds. These numbers are based on animal experiments so it's not exact but close enough.

Eight or Doomrider / Max Buddy comedy.

>>17718868
[ ] Doomrider and Max in a buddy-buddy crime drama spin off

Second Choice of Eight and the Eldar

X helena and Frederick.

>>17718897
And now i'm hungry

[X] Doomrider and Max in a buddy-buddy crime drama spin off

Too awesome to pass up.

>gf: Papi its 5am, what are you still doing up?
Shut up, woman, I'm writing for /tg/, cant you see that!?
>gf: Huh? Why?
Because its fun, now go back to sleep or make me a sammich!
>gf: Wha? You're hungry? Well, ok. Are you drunk?
Are you making me that sammich or what?

>her face when
She knows I love her

And everything went better than expected *munch munch*

>>17718868
[X] 8 8 8 8 8 8 8

VIII he needs to get some too

Pizza
orgies

By the gods let it be Helena and Frederick.

>>17718929
Goddamnit, I would hate you to death if it werent for you being so awesome!

>>17718868
Max/DOOMRIDER spin-off. I just laughed way too hard at that. Fucking being punchy at 5am.

"HEY PARTNERS, WHAT DO YOU THINK?" Doomrider scratches his chin, not quite sure what to make of the scene in front of him.

You circle around the layout of the crime, shaking your head, than nodding.

Eight shrugs, exhaling a plume of smoke.

"No question about it here, guy was definitely vored to death." You nod sagely.

"We thought so." The uniformed officer says, though you know they don't know what the fuck they are looking at here. If they did, they wouldn't have called you in.

"You sure aniki? I think it was a pizza orgy." Eight gestures to something behind the couch, and you take a closer look.

"By the Emprah..." You shake your head in disgust as you stand back up, away from the string of mozzarella.

"A PIZZA ORGY VORE SESSION, THIS GUY'S FUCKED UP." Doomrider shakes his head and shrugs, lost for words.

"Damn right he is, we're going to have to catch them quick before they strike again." You snag a spare cig from Eight.

"To the car?" Eight asks, already knowing the answer.

"To the car!" You agree.

"DAMN IT, HOLD ON, LEMME FINISH THIS LINE!" Doomrider snorts, literally.

"OK I'M READY!"

The three of you step back outside into the cold air, night has fallen. Street lamps illuminate the empty city streets.

Eight hops onto his motorcycle, starting it up with a roar and putting on his sunglasses because fuck night time he's too cool for school.

You and Doomrider pile into the 1970 Hemi cuda, you're driving tonight.

"TIME TO CATCH A CROOK?"

"Yeah," You reply, slipping on your own sunglasses, "This guy is about to get bitten... By the law."

"YEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

The car hits the top of a hill and jumps as you go sailing off in pursuit of a criminal.

>>17718985
>"A PIZZA ORGY VORE SESSION, THIS GUY'S FUCKED UP." Doomrider shakes his head and shrugs, lost for words.
That must be downright horrifying if it even gives DOOMRIDER pause.

>>17718965
Eh, she knows I'm only fooling.

The difference between her and an American woman being that she actually makes me food at 5am instead of being bitchy.

American women... *shudder* never again.

>>17718985
i'm throwing all my money at the screen, but the show's not being made
what can i do

>>17719010

And she calls you Papi in a sultry accent.

>>17719017
It may be the rum talking at this point, but I kind of want to make a spin-off quest of this.

I'll have to brainstorm when I wake/sober up, but I've gotten "CRIME DRAMA-DOOMRIDER" written on my arm in pen.

>>17719024
And I LOOOOOVVVEEEEE IIIITTTTTTT

Only thing that gets me more sprung is when she's a total tsun like when we first met.

>>17719010
Yeah, Im not going feme-nazi on you, I just hate you that you are awesome and have an awesome girlfriend

Also, more crime drama or go see what Eight is doing?

Or something else entirely?

I don't know, I'm eating my ham/pickle/turkey sammich and staying comfy

>>17719047
CRIME DRAMA!!

>>17719010
>not murrican woman
Wait, where is she from?

>>17719047

My vote still goes to Eight.

>>17719052

HUEHUEHUEland

>>17719052
BR

more helena and frederick

>>17719047
Staying with my vote of eight.

>>17719047

Eight

Doomrider, Ghost Rider, and Sweet Tooth (Twisted Metal) wrietfaggotry of them having the epicess death race in the universe, using no holds bar weapons, power ups, etc.
common theme being all their heads are on fire

>>17719033
I did wrote shit on my arm in pen or map marker when I was the platoon radioman in Iraq. I always pictured in my head some terrorist fuck walking around with my left forearm and a map, going, "Ahhh, so this is *this* place..." But, I never forgot what I needed to know. Just felt like sharing that, dunno why.

Voting again for bolter bitches.

>>17719047
Eight!

eight

>>17719076

Writing things down helps to remember things.

>>17719052
Brazil, my friend. Land of the HUE and home of dat ass. Though she moved here at like 16 so meh. I don't know what it is, but foreign girls posses like 1/5 the bitchyness factor of Americans.

>>17719041
>ignore american girls
>find foreigners
>profit all dae err dae

Protip: Befriend their family, then they can't just ignore you and call you an idiot because you are broing it up with their s-stupid older brother.

>>17719076
Jelly as fuck. I wanted to drive/be in a tank my whole life but when I had to start taking care of my sisters it sunk that dream. Wanted to follow in gramp's shoes after hearing his drunken war stories.

Thank you for your service, I wish I'd been there to help.

>>17718929
you really are lucky then

>>17719091

You remind me that not too long ago I came into possession of a pair of absolutely amazing WWII tanker goggles. Apparently they belonged to my stepfather's father, who rolled with Patton and his gang through North Africa and beyond. I wish I coulda met the guy, I would have had so damn many questions for him.

>5:30am
>can't sleep
>this thread
>STILL GOING

>>17719076
Aye, you have my up most respect

>>17719091
The sentiment is appreciated. Now, on to more awesomeness.

Should I stop drinking?...naaahhh

>>17719152
Why on earth would you do that? It's one of the three major food groups: booze, nicotine, and pussy (or cock if you swing that way, who am I to judge).

>>17719091
But... does she HAVE dat ass? Pics or it didnt happen!
HUEHUEHUEHUE

>>17719091
if you don't mind me asking what happened to your parents?

just ignore this if you don't wanna talk about it

I follow along behind the blonde Eldar. I'm not sure where she's taking me, and frankly I don't really care at this point. Though for some reason I find my vision constantly drifting downward to her rather plump posterior...

"Geez, why I have to help YOU of all people... Gods! Taking care of a mon-keigh..."

"I never asked for this." I frown.

"That doesn't matter! Eshwe ordered this, and I follow her orders!" The blonde keeps dragging me along.

We finally enter a large tent, and even from outside I can smell something quite alluring. It smells like food... Good food...

"Drool much?" Snaps the blonde.

"I'm... Not used to fresh food..." I shrug.

"No? Too used to killing people, I assume."

I stop dead in my tracks, making no effort to mask my furious scowl.

"Shut up." I tell her, none too quietly.

"Whats that? Murderer saying something?" She smirks, knowing she's hit a nerve.

"Shut! UP!" I shove her. It was a reflex, mostly, but I still did it. The Eldar girl gasps in surprise as she teeters before landing on her plump behind.

"J-jerk! Whats the big deal!?" She glares at me.

"Do you think I wanted this?! Any of this?!" I hold out my rifle in disgust, before tossing it aside.

"Wh-wha...?"

"Do you think I was given some kind of choice? Some kind of rational layout?! I was a fucking kid!" I glare as I chuck my mask into her lap.

"Yeah, I've killed people, plenty of them! Xenos, humans, hundreds! But don't assume, for one damn second, that I EVER wanted this life!"

A lie.

Entirely.

The truth stung more than I'd just perhaps stung her, because it was the truth that ate at me every day.

I enjoyed it. At least a part of me.

The sweet noise of the bolt slamming shut, the calmness of looking through the scope. I don't know if I'd learned to love it, or if it had always been a part of me. It scared me to think about that.

Somewhere, something inside of me, enjoyed the act of death.

>5:30 am
>reading heretical love
>have to go make my own sammich
>mfwIhnf for how jeaalous I am of papa right now.

>>17719181
Dad left when I was just a young lad. Said he was going out for cigarettes and to not wake mom up, never came home. Haven't seen/heard from him ever since.

Mom died of breast cancer a few weeks after my 18th birthday.

>>17719203
This kid definitely deserves some quarters in his therapy bucket.

>>17719206
least you have sammich bits, i'm stuck with a quarter bag of sunflower seeds and a bottle of jack until the dfac opens.

>>17719203
Okay, bro. I don't know if any of that was planned or you just slapped it together, but you kind of hit a nerve here. Now, that's not a bad thing. That's seriously GOOD writing. There are parts of my head like what Eight is going though. I've dealt with it for the most part, but the way you wrote it out, it's like you got in my noggin some how and found some of the fiddly bits that don't see the light of day. I'm seriously impressed. Good goddamn work.

holy hell. 8 needs a hug.

>>17719203
damn, that's deep

>>17719230
Been there, done that, didn't get a fucking t-shirt. I feel your pain, bro. For me it was usually McCormick's paint thinner disguised as vodka or a case of Guinness.

And I shall not rest until I get to see the SoBs. Or I just fall unconscious. The latter is more likely.

>>17719230
PB&J on multigrain bread, bloody delicious ironically meaning I also am eating sunflower seeds.

I stand, quite unsure of what to do next, until my better instincts take over.

"I'm sorry." I tell her, as I bend down, taking her hand and helping her back to her feet.

"No..." the blonde Eldar girl says quietly, her eyes quite sad as she stares at me, "No I'm the one who should apologize."

She hangs her head, taking my hand in both of hers apologetically.

I stiffen, having not expected this in the slightest.

"I'm blaming you for it, and I know it isn't your fault." She bows even lower, and I can hear a faint tremble in her voice.

I reach out, for some reason, and place my other hand on her shoulder.

"What's your name?" She asks quietly.

"Eight."

The blonde Eldar looks up, her eyes almost completely obscured by the mess of her hair. She smiles.

"I'm Eira."

"Sorry... For making such a scene." I look away from her, too embarrassed at myself for blurting out everything I'd just said. I'd never said any of that, never told anyone. Though some piece of me did enjoy the life I'd been given, another was utterly disgusted by it. I hoped that somehow the former would disappear, I think I could live easier if it did. But I knew, a gnawing in the back of my mind, that it likely never would.

I swallow, perhaps more loudly than I'd hoped. My face feels warm, a sensation I don't think I've ever felt before. Not like this, anyways.

"Do you want to go grab that food?" I ask her, fixated on the way she looks at me as I do.

"Lets." She smiles, and I feel my stomach plummet out from it's cozy position. More nervous than ever, I follow her as she leads me along.

>>17719171
>post pics of my GF on 4chan
>she reads these threads now

Nooooppeeeeee

[ ] CSI: 40k

[ ] Eight

[ ] Something else entirely

[ ] Let everyone go to bed

>>17719337
But where's you sense of adventure?

>.>
<.<
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!(>^o^)>

>>17719351
[X] More Eight

>>17719352
Currently getting it's ass kicked by Common Sense and Libido

>>17719237

KAIS! MOAR TAU CUSTOMS!

>>17717366
oh oh oh ooh oh oh, a bunch of orks or Max playing AC/DC's Big Gun for Karen, but instead its called BIg Dakka

>>17719351
CSI 40k

>>17719367
Remind me during the next Ork thread and I'll make it happen

>>17719351
Again, again, I say unto you, NUNS WITH GUNS! I mostly just want to see how pissed off the
Canoness is and what she's doing about her bike.

>>17719374
you bet your sweet heretical ass i will

>>17719378
B-but Weasel, if we do that now, the sister's won't get their own thread!

csi 40k

More Eight or CSI

[ ] Something else entirely

more helena and frederick! them gears need to get wet, goddamnit.

>>and holyshit papa, painted+clearcoated a techpriest and your thread's are still going.

>>17719362
if the libido is because your girlfriend is now up and waiting then get ye going man!

well past where it is overtime and into new thread territory anyway i think

>>17719422
more like in the sense that if I did something so foolish I wouldn't get it for a long time, if ever, again.

New thread? Nah, too late/early for that I think.

>>17719385
In that case, I ask this: how likely is it that the sisters will get their own thread before the end-game of this quest? Do we have a lot of time, yet, or just a little? Because we haven't seen them at all in a while.

>>17719434
We will get through at minimum all of the current choices before the end. If I can figure out enough materiel, each girl might get another round. Not sure yet, but the SoB have at minimum one more guaranteed thread.

>>17719443
I am appeased. I shall not call down the STEEL REHN upon thy ass this day. Not that I would have in the first place, but it's the principle of the thing. In which case, even though more awesome writing is always appreciated, I vote for sleep.

sleep.

Go to sleep, noble one. Your efforts today entitle you to that much.

"SO WHERE ARE WE HEADED?" Doomrider ponders as the 'cuda hits another hill and jumps yet again. Eight follows in hot pursuit atop his cycle.

"Same place we always head when we need info on something down on the streets. Daddy S."

Doomrider grins, he likes where this car is headed.

The joint is already pimpin by the time you arrive, which isn't surprising for this late at night. Daddy S runs quite the place. Some kind of mix-up between a jazz bar and a crime syndicate. You let him off the hook for things, provided they aren't TOO stupid, in exchange for his vast wealth of knowledge.

The three of you get out/off of your respective vehicles and approach the bouncer, a massive Salamander with a storm bolter who eyes you wearily.

"We're here to see Daddy S." You say coolly.

"Big Daddy sees who he wants to see." The bouncer replies.

"Which is us." You state, holding up your badge.

"Good thinking Max." Eight gives you a light, friendly punch on the shoulder. You grin back. Thankfully it worked, or else Chief Vect would be chewing your asses out again for flashing the badge around in unscrupulous places. You don't think you'll ever live down using it to solicit a lap dance...

The pimpest of them all waits for you inside, seated upon his plush leopard print throne.

"Ahhh shit, if it ain't these three clowns 'gain." He smiles, flashing you with his bright whites.

"Daddy S you sonovabitch, I should take you in right now." You fronwn.

"This guy!" He pokes you in the chest and all of you have a good laugh.

"Whatchu need mah brotha?" The head Salamander leans back, resting his hands on his powercane.

"Info." Eight shrugs.

rolled 3 = 3

>>17719351
We should check up on Ra'alman, we've really been neglecting her, not so much as a phone call!

aye, me amigo i think you deserve a good night's sleep, and i shall reward you promptly with a new Nod Quest this monday, at around 4-5pm, (been jottin down notes for it as well as possible future quest idears)

>>17719505
Eh, maybe she'll have a thread, who knows.

>>17719512
>>17719483
>>17719482
>>17719463
Yeah, probably a good time to call the quest for tonight, getting to be about that time.

I'll stick around until my animu is done downloadin at least, but I'm out of writefag energies for tonight.

>>17719512
>monday
>I don't have class at 4-5pm

Aww yesss, I can make it without obligations

I know everything with Malal/Horus and half of it with Abbadon is serious business, but I think it might be nifty if there was a rap battle between Max and one of them. Even better between Horus and Abbadon to see who is the true champion of Malal. Done in the style of the Epic Rap Battles of History.

Hitler vs. Darth Vader for reference:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFA-rOls8YA&feature=BFa&list=SP505BA1F19CCEF7C2&lf=list_r
elated&shuffle=775220

And their rematch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeLrlmV9A-s&feature=related

>>17719525
nighty nighty papa, will begin writing new NQ tomorrow, promise it will have less talky, more actiony

>>17719532
Mitebcool for a bizarro mode piece, I'll see if I'm original gangsta enough to pull it off. Love those epic rap battles, but I'm not sure I can live up to them.

>>17719554
Do what you must, because you can. Or something like that. I'm out. Get some rack. And possibly some of that third food group.

goodnight papa

>hey maybe I should work on the VN
>hahahaha, you crazy Rum, Eight doesn't need vore in his story
>Oh but he does Papa, delicious vore

Hahaha, time for bed before I do something I regret

>>17719636
Papa - N + Rum = recipie for awesomeness

>>17719677
Nah, I thinks it's just vore.

I can see why you would confuse the two.

And that scares.

>>17719720
given that every time you pulled out a HUEHUEHUE type moment i sat there pissing myself laughing i would have to say yes.

although i have to admit the failure at the ork rokk off still has to be the best one

>>17719720
>>17719714
..... me.

Fuck, I hate it when I'm right.

Whoops

too much rum tonight I think

NOPE

>>17719814
incoming new tripcode eh?

>>17719835
and then i somehow missclicked on post number

>>17719835
I really hope on one saw it

>>17719834
Welp, guess thats that then, love is over

>>17719849
i saw the picture the first time but didn't even think about looking for the trip since everyone obscures it.


so mental censorship ftw?

>>17719874
I hope everyone else had the same reaction, if not, fuck

At least it wasn't archived

>>17719902
Fuck

>>17719908
Sack of dicks, thanks for the update though.

>>17719915
This will be the new code, btw, disregard old one

I don't understand what's happening at all.

>>17719933
That's good. That's very good. Continue not understanding, imperial citizen. Remmember, ignorance is strength.

>>17719926

I can confirm this, and am also not an impostor.

>Implying that anything but more Heretical Love could prove a posters identity

>>17719941
I'm sure this won't be used for reverse trolling at all.

>>17719953
>>17719941

Welp, might be time to change names entirely. I can't believe I fucked myself over.

Proof I'm the real one

>>17719963
give it a thread to see if someone will bother with it

chances are unless they really are massive trolls they will leave it

>>17719963
Well played, real papa-n.

Well, farewell papa's tripcode, although our time together was brief, it was a fun ride.

>>17719982
Eh, I don't mind, already got it changed on the three devices I use to post. Also threw it up on the twitter.

I'll just toss it up in the OP of next thread and everything will be kosher. Right. RIGHT?

>oh god what have I done

Oh hey guys, what's going on in this thre-

Oh...

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! I FELL ASLEEP AT THE COMPTUER!!!!! NOT ONLY DID I MISS OVERTIME BUT I WASTED SO MUCH POWER, WHY MUST I BE POOR!!!!!

>thread is still up

Hmmm... interesting, interesting...
At this rate, I may have myself another collection...

rolled 8 = 8

>>17719337
Wait, she really does read these now? I remember way back when, you said you prayed she never found these threads. What exactly happened when she found out?