*presses the "dispense writefaggotry" button on OP's control pad*

So, while we all seemed to agree on the blue and grey worlds, which one do we hit first?
The movies, or possibly fantasy?

>>17612369
God damn, good to have this back!

So...we agreed to hit a low-intensity blue world, didn't we? And after tht, another low-level.

And the next lynchpin would be the one Yellowman scouted for us.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17506042/
Summary there for people who want into the quest, but do not wish to read 52 pages.
>>17612431
I'd go with the worlds closer to the Bottom Left. We want to hit that bottom left lynchpin before the Brown Circle shows up to wreck our shit, but we'll need Lances of Longinus, Personal shields, enough Reality Mk. IIs to protect everyone from the warp, and whatever upgrades we can strap onto our mechs produced first.

>>17612369
Still waiting on writefaggotry from the two-week vacation.

>>17612431
Let's hit the blue first.

>>17612456
Actually, no, support was to hit the lynchpin that's going to get hit by the huge moving distortion first.

>>17612431
Let's try the grey one first. If the 'intensity' theory is right, it'll be light. If the 'type' theory is right about 'fantasy', then it might be easier to 'hide' the AUH. And if grey is 'literary' we'll figure it out fast enough.

>>17612369
Also, MetaOP, could you answer the PENDING questions real fast?

http://pastebin.com/7hTAHGyg

>>17612369
DISPENSE CHARACTER VIGNETTES

>>17612456
The 'lower intensity' worlds we're looking at are the blue and grey here.
We're looking at the nearby linchpin as well, since it is fairly close to the unknown traveling distortion.

I'm fine with either grey or blue worlds.
As far as we know:
Red worlds might be related to video games.
Green worlds are either high-intensity, Fanfic-based, or Sci-fi based.
Grey worlds are either low-intensity, Book-based, or Fantasy-based.
Black blobs are Warhammer 40k.
The Red blob is likely to be Super Robot Wars.

What color were the following worlds, if anyone remembers:
C&C
Shadowrun
Fallout
Dark Matter
That horrible clusterfuck
Rivendell

I know Ebon night's world was red.

>>17612489
Don't forget to hit:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17555595/#17586965
And follow up from there.

>>17612539
Clusterfuck was green
Rivendell was grey
No idea on the first four

>>17612431
Part of me wants to say movies, just to see wha we get.

Of course, grey may be books, rater then fantasy, which means we have to reassess what Red means. It could be video games-after all, the quarentine zone which peopel believe is SRW, is red, and Ebon Night was originally Silent Hill.

Which raises the question-what happens to worlds that have appeared in more than one medium? For instance, is there a Megaman games universe, a manga universe, a universe for the different comics adaptions? (I really hope we don't wind up in Brazilian!Megaman world-that shit's godawful).

WHY haven't we scavved any veribirds from the Fallout world?

>>17612489
What shields? Just generic energy shields?

No, vehicle and pilot crews do not have personal emitters.

You have enough Tornado Packs to equip all your VFs.

You have sold all your nukes save the Big One and the NOD ICBM.

My initial thought is that the Creation Engine can construct synthetic gems, but they will be far inferior to the real thing. However, it seems that TWs cannot use synths at all? Is that right?

I was told that Agrias can go into Geomancer and White Mage straight from Holy Knight. If that's not true, then select one of the classes she can go to and fill that up instead.

I'm burning with anticipation.

>>17612586
Because the Al'Kesh Bomber/Troop Transport provides superior maneuverability, close air support options, is quieter, and has a built-in cloaking device and transporter array.

>>17612539
What were know of the map key is as follows:

Blue dot: Movie Canons
Grey dot: Example so far, Lord of the Rings. Suspect Fantasy or Book related.
Green: Example so far, Terribad Fan-Fiction world gone worse. Suspect Modern or Fan-Fic related.
Red: Example so far, Ebon Night infects Silent Hill. Suspect Horror theme.
(Alternate color theory is 'intensity', though blue was confirmed for movie canon)
Blue Circles: Identified as linchpins.
Red Circle: Chaos vs Void Engineer meta-warzone. Possible STOBs.
Red Blob: Quarantine Zone
Green circle: Chaos ships encountered.
Black circle: Void Engineers
Brown circle: Reality Distortion from the [Unknown Object] flying into our sector from beyond.
North-most linchpin has been surveyed by Yellowman and crew, report from Yellowman available in thread 51.
Summary from Holtz is 50: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17485818/#17494527

All the threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=meta

Most recent map is up in the Planning thread: >>17608744

Vacation Character vignettes where?

>>17612586
because securitrons and Liberty Prime are much higher priorities?

Also, because we can get much better dropships, including orbit capability?

>>17612539
>What color were the following worlds, if anyone remembers:
A.N.O.N. remembers.
Let's ask it what color these worlds were on the map.
>>17612586
Because we were too busy looting power armor.

I bet that's what /tg/ Requisitions is. It's just a giant catalogue of worlds sent to them by /tg/ Scouts, then they go in and loot everything. Any heroes and troops in worlds not part of a stable canon, or even heroes from a stable canon that reach the end of their story, get themselves recruited.

For instance:
>Everyone get in here! Sonic fanfiction with over 1,000 fan characters
Result: /tg/ requisitions now has 100 extra units of Goes Fast, after ignoring 300 units of angst, 100 units of "No thx I don't wanna be recruited", and blowing up 500 units of S.U.E.

>>17612631
Instead of Liberty Prime, we could complete the TGbein project instead. Also, take requisitions to the planning thread, please.

>>17612603
Generic shields for infantry, mechs, and dropships should be a high priority for us.
Equipping some troops with Incursion tech should also be a high priority.
Incursion tech is good for worlds that AREN'T horrible clusterfucks.
Shield tech is good for worlds that ARE.

>>17612603
OP, you'll want to check these out in regard to TWs:

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17555595/#17586965
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17555595/#17586581
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17555595/#17586649

The basic jist is: Whatever you feel like. The whole scheme with the gems was tagged on as optional almost twenty years after TWs were introduced.

/r/ troop downtime shenanigans writefaggotry, MetaOP!

MetaOP now realises that even in his absence, the quest was still running. And he has a lot of catching up to do ... on his own quest.

>>17612603

>Shields

I wonder what kind of shields we could actually fit on our mechas and vehicles. Federation shields come to mind immediately, but could anything but an antimatter reactor really power such a system reliably?

>>17612698
That must be the best feel.

>>17612603
>What shields? Just generic energy shields?
Star Trek Federation starship shields, since we have replicators and they'd be easier to replicate.

>My initial thought is that the Creation Engine can construct synthetic gems, but they will be far inferior to the real thing. However, it seems that TWs cannot use synths at all? Is that right?
According to the rulebooks, they specifically say synthetic diamonds and synthetic zircon can't be used.
The writers may have only known about those synthetic processes, since rubies and sapphires can also be synthetically grown.
But as one of the posters pointed out, it's still completely up to you, MetaOP, whether synthetics can be used at all or not.

>I was told that Agrias can go into Geomancer and White Mage straight from Holy Knight. If that's not true, then select one of the classes she can go to and fill that up instead.
I haven't played FFT in years, and don't remember if she could or not.

>>17612603
>No, vehicle and pilot crews do not have personal emitters.
Geeze, no wonder people were getting melted out of their cockpits. Get the fighter/mech pilots some of our personal emitters until we can get them set up with vehicle-scale.

>>17612698
Ay caramba...

As for shields, no, but you can install them as an engineering project.

So you're going to the blue world highlighted then?

Vignette #1 will be up as soon as I double check something.

>>17612603
Tornado Packs? YES!

Feed the data of the Tornado Pack into the Antaeus!

I'm thinking we can kitbash Tornado Pack parts onto the Gunstar after we make fixes to it to make it atmosphere combat-viable.

What happened to getting flight packs for our troops? Our Space Marines have no jump packs, and no Terminator armor either.

>>17612658
>Also, take requisitions to the planning thread, please.

It's generally bad form for a quest to have TWO threads on the go at once. Planning thread should really be for between quest threads.

And besides, Falloutverse base is already working on Prime. They gave us securitrons for free, they'll do the same for Prime. Prime and /tg/bein aren't mutually exclusive.

That said, I can't help wondering if we should launch a similar, but scaled-down program, for /tg/drones.

>>17612750
You mean... as soon as you check THESE?
Hohoho, aren't I clever?
>beatingadeadhorse.jpg

Grey world, or blue world, guys?

>>Let's try the grey one first. If the 'intensity' theory is right, it'll be light. If the 'type' theory is right about 'fantasy', then it might be easier to 'hide' the AUH. And if grey is 'literary' we'll figure it out fast enough.

I'm thinking we should check the grey world to confirm any theories, and then jump out to the blue world and finish that one.

>>17612771
I'm saying blue. That way, we've visited all of the colours.

>>17612750
Yes to Blue World.

Transit in to the Canon 1 light-week out from Earth, we don't want to get surprised by landing in a space-capable sci-fi world.

>>17612789
it doesn't help us confirm any theories. Unless we make the grey world a VERY QUICK STOPOVER.

>>17612750
We argued a lot about what engineering projects we wanted.
Shields, Weapons, and Incursion tech were commonly requested. Add them as engineering projects.
Shields for the spellcasters and anyone squishy, Upgraded Weapons for our heroes (this includes any magic enchantments), Incursion tech for some of the Von Luckners, an Al'Kesh, the Drones (especially VP-99 and VP-98), and some Securitrons.

Eventually we want to manufacture Power armor, Shields, and a strong ranged weapon, as standard equipment for all troops. I don't know what strong ranged weapon that would be - but Dark Matter's black hole rifles, or Alpha Centauri's singulo lasers are good bets.

>>17612603
>>17612708
>>17612733
Ok, shields.
Options:
Federation Style (some development may be needed for Personal shields- unless we have schematics for the ones from STO were they finally mass deployed them.)
TW Wizard (works against pretty much anything, limited activation time, barring S2 or pile of suitable gems)
Schlock (We've got Gavs, they are familiar with it, though they are a bit of a power hog though are quite good)
I'd lean toward Federation type initially, compact and power efficient.
Work our way up from there.

>>17612609
speaking of our stargate assets why don't we invest in other stargate tech such as Lantean Ships, they can function as full citys a home away from home, a place to repair our fleet and house our men, it posses fantastic shielding and cloaking ablities not to mention it is no slowpoke either

>>17612802
technically speaking, visiting any coloured world helps us confirm theories at this point. It's essentially personal preference at this point.

I say blue.

>>17612750

>>17612797
>>17612789

If we visit the blue world, we don't know what the grey world means, and if our theories about the content of each world is correct.

I suggest we drive-by and conduct scans of the grey world, AND THEN go to the blue world. We won't involve ourselves much with the grey world except for an inspection.

>>17612862
I bet that's what Holtz's base looks like.

>>17612862
I love the fuck out of that idea.

God I'm a Stargate nerd.

>>17612804
Don't really need it for the Von Luckners. We picked them for ass kicking and somewhat conventional looks.
Alkesh can just be cloaked all the time.
We were talking about setting up a Leopard with it, the probe droids (starting with the named) and a squad of Securitrons. Along with the Inde.

>>17612867
Works for me. Jump to the Grey world, see if we can fix it in the ... what, Hour? it takes the warp drive to spool up again, then jump straight to Blue.

>>17612866

It is not a matter of preference.

We haven't visited any blue worlds to begin with, but the blue world and grey world are next to each other, so we should at least try to inspect the grey world.

>>17612834
There's also the deflector shields from the Creation Engine Database for the vehicles. They protect against both kinetic and energy weapons, and can protect against melee attacks.

>>17612867
no, we go to a world, we stay until we've done our job. Scouting is Yellowman's task.

did anybody think to ask *him* what the different colours meant?

>>17612866

Your approach makes the Scientific Method cry in disappointment.

>>17612884
>>17612862
No idea how the fuck Requisitions could pull that one off tough.

>>17612911
they have Carmen Sandiego, Lupin III, Wally/Waldo, and Robo!Verse Carl Sagan.

NOTHING IS SAFE.

>>17612904
Too bad, because Yellowman left the base. It's just us now.

However, we could send one of our ships to do scanning and scouting on the grey world, and then jump to our current position on the blue world.

After a lengthy debate, you finally decide on the blue world.

You enter the coordinates and make the transpace jump, exiting out in orbit of Earth. Debris ring and satellites in place suggest 20th century technology. There do not seem to be any other spaceships within the immediate vicinity.

>>17612960
Have all of our ships begin scanning the local area out to the orbits of Venus and Mars.
Have the Indefatigable cloak and attempt to hack into any commsat and get some intel on what this world is like.
The rest of the task force hides behind the Moon for now.

>>17612862
Much as I like the idea, we kind of can do most of those things with the All Under Heaven.

Besides, we may have..accidentally burned a couple of bridges with the higher ups after that Colonel visited, and certain personnel thought it smart to aggravate him It'd probably be a big job, and out of our range.

We only got the AUH as a spoil of war, remember?

Still, that's another to add to our 'someday...' list.

Well, it's only a list now, we previously only wanted one thing that was specifically out of our current range, AFAIK.

>>17612924
>has lupin the III
that sucks, prepare to lose all our shit by it being stolen by someone with godly plot armor comparable to batman.

>>17612911
Find a S.U.E. fiction where some S.U.E. has stolen, among other things, a Lantean ship.
Find the S.U.E.'s ship and tow a black hole silently into it.
Use Star Trek technology to teleport all bridge crews into deep space.
Teleport Chryssalids onto everywhere.
If any enemy infantry survive long enough to hold off the chrissies, depressurise whatever ship they're in with orbital lances and fix it later.
Get spellcasters in to Detect Life on the Chryssalids.
Teleport the Chryssalids into a containment zone.

Congratulations! You now have many new ships, and have increased your supply of chryssalids as well.

>>17612862
Continuing on that i suggest Zatt Guns to replace phasers atleast as a side arm
>First shot is a knock out.
NO EXCEPTION amung humoniods except for kull warriors and replicators as well as completly short-circurciting most technology ex.shutting down a space rocket with one shot
>Second Shot
Guarenteed Kill no exception the body shuts down and the target dies
>Third shot
Disintegrates target entirely not leaving even ashes as it breaks the target down to the molecular level this ablility was deemed so broken by the writer that it was considered a deus ex machina and was used less than 5 times in the whole series regardless it was never ret-conned
http://stargate.wikia.com/wiki/Zat'nik'tel

>>17612960
Are our smaller ISDs equipped with the necessary scanners to scout a grey world? Because if they are, we can send a token scouting force of 1 ISD + others to the grey world.

>>17612960
>ANON: SCAN ALL PLANETS
>Anon: what is a PLANET?
>...
That's the only thing I can think of.

>>17612995
>it being stolen by someone with godly plot armor comparable to batman.

so, Carmen then?

>>17612997
>chryssalids
NO.

FUCK NO.

also, IT'S QUESTAN TIME!

>>17612960
Start scanning through the planet's communications to determine the planet's situation.

Anyway, I am thinking that while Mouse isn't in ground/safe range for physical/contact hacking, we could put him in the RVF-25 and hack remotely from there.

>>17612984
We need to get video feed of that guy flipping off the Black Ops guy.
We then need to get video feed of us throwing that guy out an airlock, while flipping him off.
We then combine the two videos into one, upload it to Youtube under the tags "reality emitter research black ops transpace guard top secret firemen civil war" to ensure that Black OPs sees it.

>>17613056

Oh god.

A WILD RAIDAH APPEARS!

WHAT DO?

>>17612369
Finally if you don't want the Zatt gun you could always adopt the Particle Magnum as your default sidearm again three settings
>Stun
one shot knocks out humoniods for several hours per shot
>Kill
Blow clear holes through anything that dare cross you, unheard of anything surviving a single shot
>Incinerate
Blast clear though 12-24 inch starship hull in a single shot without a sweet....lantean steel..well they're cheating anyway

>>17612960
Make sure all our ships are clear of local detection!!

Everyone, Quest Time is active, move the requisitions chichat to the Planning thread: >>17608712

>>17613005
All of that can be done by phasers, so why?
Why get a weapon that is obsolete with the weapons we already have?

rolled 29 = 29

>>17612979
The scan on the other planets turns up clean. The Indefatigable beams Mouse over to it and begins working on patching into the local comm-networks.

After a few hours he reports that after going through the current news, nothing seems to be out of place. He's going through older archives now.

>You enter the coordinates and make the transpace jump, exiting out in orbit of Earth. Debris ring and satellites in place suggest 20th century technology. There do not seem to be any other spaceships within the immediate vicinity.

Use SCANNER SUITE on EARTH

>>17612960
1. Scan planet's communications to determine context and situation.

2. Scan the moon for anything.

>>17613078
God, that thing is just the sexiest gun of all time.

>>17613099
Have the Oncoming Storm scan Earth for any reality distortions.

>>17613099
Any reality distortions?
Check the world's internet equivalent for lists of the Hottest Celebrities. Any "Universally agreed to be the most beautiful" will show up as an outlier, along with any fat, acne-clad, pasty adolescent women living out self-insert fantasies.

>>17613103
Activating your sensors, you do a full scan of Earth and manage to locate a cluster of extreme strong reality distortions based around Japan. Narrowing it down, you confine the distortions to Tokyo. A further refinement has the distortions emanating from beneath Tokyo College.

>>17613099
ANON, detecting any distortions whatsoever?

This place is showing up on our sector map for a reason, the question is, what reason?

If it is a movie-canon, then perhaps the nearby linchpin has thrown off the plot and we'll need to put it back in order.

>>17613135
Ok folks.. what movies involve anything beneath Tokyo College?

>>17613099
get ANON to scan for reality distortions.

Also, crossref with Mouse's data to see what canon this originally is. rest of fleet, turn your scans outward. surreptitiously, mind. In case we have people coming from outsystem to fuck shit up.

>>17613135
>Tokyo College
There are many Colleges in Tokyo. Which one has the distortions in it?

>>17613135
Alright. We'll begin to put together an infiltration and recon team, while Mouse finishes going through some of the older records.

Have the Indefatigable make some period-appropriate clothing and local currency for Japan.

First picks for recon team: Spike, Tosh, UNIT, any Japanese soldiers we have.

>>17613135

ToDai....

Love Hina????

>MFFW

>mwah

>>17613135
Not University of Tokyo?
Looks like all the Tokyo Colleges are 'Tokyo College of [Field]'.

Perhaps a clue right there.

Hey guys, we're using a cloaked Al'kesh for this, right? Double check if there might be any jamming planet-side.

>>17613135
>Tokyo

what, AGAIN?

I swear, we're going to know this city like the backs of our hands, if it stays consistent between worlds.

Still, that's actually an advantage.

May I suggest dropping Spike and the Sandmen in to take a look around?

VP-99 has cloaking right? We can use him, right? Or VP-98? We should use drones to do the actual dangerous scouting while the people go talk to the locals for info.

>>17613135
So there's only one college in Tokyo?
... eh?
We'll need to pull up the History of Tokyo to see why there haven't been more colleges set up. Data can crunch the ... well, data ... the fastest.

>>17613135
>>17613135
Alright then, have Mouse hack into the college and get us a list of students and faculty.

>>17613135
>>17613187

Perhaps we should have ANON or one of our tech people look over the local/national news sites? If there is an egregious SUE here, then they'll surely have done something to merit a front-page article (or otherwise have themselves feature prominently on any type of publication).

>>17613215
VP-99 has "doesn't die" and "goes past enemies". Not cloaking. If we got the Incursion tech on it we should send it in, but if not, let it hold back so we don't contaminate this world's canon by seeing a robot float by.
I mean, yes. A robot in modern japan isn't THAT out of the ordinary, but still.

>>17613231
Unless it isn't a SUE, and the events in the life of some random person that is part of this film have gone astray.

>>17613236
What about our Protoss observers?

>under japan U theres a disturbance.
is this akira?

>>17613257
Wrong time.

Curiously enough, while most of the colleges in Tokyo are listed as Tokyo College of Engineering, or Tokyo College of Arts and Sciences, or other such more descriptive names, there is one college in the center of the city that is just labelled "Tokyo College." Curiously enough, it seems to be alternatively listed in places as "Toyko College", or "Toykyo College."

fuckken Japan, always distorting reality and shit.
Anyway, no room for space marines here. Spike would be a bad idea, as he's the main character of a popular anime, so he'd need to be disguised, Tosh and the UNIT is less recognizable, so things wouldn't go to shit immediately, Remember guys, this canon is intact; nobody go guns blazing "EVIL IS NO MATCH FOR THE POWER OF FREINDSHIP KILL THEM ALLLL!" bullshit. Please.

>>17613262
eh thought it was a good guess never the less.
forgot it wasn't 21st century.

i am not sure what it is at 1900's

>>17613236
isn't cosply quite common in Japan? We could have some of our more...esoterically dressed people move around with no more than the occasional odd glance or 'your costume needs work', if we're smart. As long as they're not in suspiciously large groups or waving around realistic weapons, they should be able to hide in plain sight.

>>17613135
Better bring up any local news of whichever College the distortions are at.
If we got S.U.E.s, they'll AT LEAST be in the College's student newsletter.
If we have a movie plot, then it'll be trickier. How quickly can we get Incursion tech set up on VP-99?

>>17613270
Welp, our SUES can't spell.

A surprise, I know.
>>17613272
actually, this post might apply to your concerns:
>>17613278

>>17613278
Cosplay is only common in Japan in the Harajuku street on a SUNDAY.

>>17613278
that really didn't get into vogue until 2000 or so, so not really this century.

>>17613087
man i do love zatt but i gotta say phasers are pretty utilitarian only arguments i can see are
1)some variablility in our forces equipment
2)fully semiautomatic
3) capable of chain lightning effect
4)pulse can pass through metallic substances example shooting a metal catwalk with 20-30 men on it one shot will stun/kill/disintagrate them
5)it is great at overloading tech instead of melting/blowing it up which is more of a phaser problem
6)zatts don't run out of ammo but ammo isn't really a concern for phasers either
Though the Zatt is miles better then the Particle Magnum(other than being dead sexy) it's comparable to the phaser in alot of departments but i'd see why people would just choose to keep a phaser instead
Great to see some stargate fan for once though

>>17613270
Have Mouse continue his search through the older news, and have Data begin searching local news about this Tokyo College and anyone notably associated with it.

>>17613278
Public cosplay is only common in a very specific locale.
So no.

We should check to see if Cowboy Bebop even exists in this Canon. If it doesn't then no need to worry about Spike being noticed.

>>17613360
it would honestly be stupidly hilarious if it was though....

>>17613344
Take this to the requisitions thread at >>17608712

>>17613270
>"Tokyo College." Curiously enough, it seems to be alternatively listed in places as "Toyko College", or "Toykyo College."
Well then.
Send in VP-99 and tell it to find out what the fuck this "Toy ko" college is about.
Mouse, Data, drag in information about this "Toy ko" college. Especially its foundation date, current president, notable moments in its history, and any notable staff/students.
>>17613360
Can Spike speak Japanese? Might be worth sending him in to bullshit around along with VP-99.

>>17613272
actually, spike might be fine, depending on what year this is. Bebop came out in '98, so he'd be entirely incognito unless he actually ran into somebody working on the show, or a SUE who'd watched the series.

>>17613360
Yes.

Double check if Cowboy Bebop exists here.

>>17613384
>sending in VP-99
>has no holographic cloaking
You stupid fuck. What the fuck are you doing, sending in a Meta-contaminant like that?
You dumb shit.

>>17612960
> Debris ring and satellites in place suggest 20th century technology.
Well, we can check the current date either from the internet or from the position of the planets.

rolled 13 = 13

>>17613360
Data begins to pull files from Tokyo College...

>>17613272

Assuming that it's a SUE that originates from Japan or such. Any SUE that has been thoroughly submerged in gaming culture prior to their SUE-ification may recognize Tosh. We may need to mainly use grunts who aren't wearing recognizable uniforms or such to do our information-gathering here.

>>17613406
>implying the internet exisats
it could be in the 60's or 70's as well for all we know.

>>17613391
It does.

>>17613416
How long do you want to let Data and Mouse try to find things with remote hacking and searches?

>>17613416

The rolls, they burn!

>>17613416
Data: "Egad! It's full of pictures of young boys in compromising positions! I ... I think I'll need a few hours to check my systems' integrity"

>>17613426
aw crap its 99.
watch for the Y2K scare stuff going around.

>>17613426
We can't afford to spend too long.
2 hours, and send VP-99 down while we wait.
What's the current year here, OP?

>>17613426
Give it about 3 hours. We need the time to replicate appropriate clothing and currency for our recon team, anyway.

Also, what's the progress on our research projects?

>>17613445
No, we are not sending VP-99 down. Give it a rest. It's a stupid idea, and we have better equipment and personnel for this task.

The Observers are at least cloaked.

Well crap guys.

Cowboy Bebop exists on this version of earth. Bring back Spike.

Right, so bebop exists, which puts us squarely in 98-99 as the local year.

Cosply may, in fact, be somewhat common, though not ubiquitous.

Besides, surely Spike doesn't look Anime-style in a 'live action' world, due to rules of perception. also, people would have noticed by now. They might think he kind of looks like what Spike would IRL, but they won't think 'OMG anime characters are real!'

He could pass, if we're smart about this.

>>17613445
>>17613448
No notable progress yet on research.

The year is 2008.

>>17613426

By the way, OP, finished the badge last week. Enjoy!

>>17613344
Planning thread: >>17608712

>>17613426
At least until we can get a faculty list, that should be up on the main page, probably keep digging for student list while we keep working at things.
Send an Observer toward the college, see how much they have by the time it arrives.
Did the Incursion tech get installed on our hero droid yet?

>>17613468
Observers it is then.
Regardless, it seems Incursion tech is our manufacturing priority for now.
>>17613498
It's 2008 in Japan. Cool. Send down the Observer to poke around the college.
Does Data know, at least, the college's founding date, who its president/dean is, and any notable events in its history? Information like that should be easy enough to get.

2008, huh?

>>Sayonara Zetsubou-Sensei
>> Ga-rei

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Anime_of_2008
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Manga_of_2008
Get readin' lads

>>17613498
so ot is the 21st centure not the 20th.

>>17613534
Please spell properly.

2008...

*reads list*

>>Apocrypha Getter Robot Dash

>> CHAOS HEAD

>>17613529
and then we are soul eater.

>"Tokyo College." Curiously enough, it seems to be alternatively listed in places as "Toyko College", or "Toykyo College."
Misspelling. It might be a SUE incursion after all.

>>17613498
Check among the Delta Green, UNIT, SCP, TG Soldier, and Sandmen teams for any Japanese operatives.
Create for them:
1 set of period appropriate clothes of Middle Class level.
1 set of period appropriate business attire.
1 communicator disguised as cellphone.
100 thousand Yen in 10 thousand Yen notes.

They'll be going undercover for this, so Reality Emitters and Type-1 phasers only.

>>17613498
OPERATION COSPLAY IS GOOOOO
>'Are you Spike?'
>'Wait what, how did y-'
>'your costume's completely wrong! Your jacket's the wrong shade of blue, and your shirt's the wrong shade of orange. Credit for the hair, though. It's very Spike.'
>'Yeah, I am dressed as the devilishly handsome Spike Spiegel. You a fan?'

Just give Spike a change of clothes that's more... casual.

Give him some hair-styling clay as well.

>>17613518
By the time your Observer reaches Tokyo, Data has managed to pull up a list of faculty, which provides no leads, and a list of students, which does.

Amidst the list of ordinary Japanese names, two stand out. "Sapph" and "El."

I'll laugh if the problem is related to Oniichan no Koto Nanka Zenzen Suki Janain Dakara ne!!

>>17613593
Uh-oh

>>17613593
Are they separate names?

Or Sapph-El?

If it's the latter, well fuck.

WE NEED TO GO DEEPER.

Who is Sapph-El?

>>17613593
>Sapphire
>Emerald
My suspicions are piqued towards Pokemon shenanigans. If I'm wrong, please let it be something less destructive, Metaforce be willing.

>>17613593
Jackpot.

Fabricate some credentials for our recon team.
Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department, plainclothes detective, Violent Crimes Division.

If we have to bring along anyone who's not Japanese, give them credentials of a foreign police department, and the cover story will be that they're part of an officer exchange program.

It's Japan, if we're cops then the regular people won't bother us.

>>17613588
I still think the cosplayer idea is better,for comedy value if nothing else.

How are we going to disguise Spike's hair, anyway, short of cutting it off?

>>17613642
Don't worry. Japanese cops are a spineless, incompetent bunch.

>>17613593
Find pictures of those two.
See what local things they've been up to - if their name's in the news or whatnot.

don't forget that in every large college, even in America, amongst all the Marks and Sarahs you're gonna find a few people who named their kids Pickup, Reebok, Rain, and shit like that. These could just be ordinary students whose parents were exceptionally bad at picking names.

>>17613593
>searches Goolg- I mean ANON.
>pic
Ah crap, what the hell is this?

>>17613650
Grab some styling clay or styling gel and apply to Spike's hair.

>>17613656
Oh. Oh god.

How the hell does MetaOP dig up this sort of stuff?

>>17613627
They are separate names. Data begins to pull additional information on the pair, who seem to be a couple.

Sapph is apparently a sophomore art student in the gifted classes whose drawings of dragons have won several awards.

El is a senior listed as holding the position of "Senior Class Leader of Events."

>>17613637
Well, you know this guy?

Imagine he had a sue cousin.

>>17613656
>>17613668
Dear God...
http://sapphydracases.deviantart.com/

>>17613670
We need the Observer on-station, and we have to get our teams into the area.

Has Data been able to acquire photographs of our targets?

>>17613670
*reads ED article*

I can firmly say now that Sapph is the SUE among the pair.

Let's dig deeper.

>>17613656
Uh-oh.
Oh fucking shit.
http://sapphydracases.deviantart.com/

>>17613670
oh thank god. Kyptonian SUEs are not something I want to contemplate.

Although I have the sneaking suspicion this is gonna turn out worse, for our sanity if nothing else.

>>17613679
>>17613668
>>17613670
Dear MetaOP,
You are EVIL.
-Love,
The Command Crew

>>17613656
>mfw
Rev up the Reality Field.
Recite the Litanies.
Get ready for a Shit-Storm.

>walk in
>find out we have to deal with a deviant art SUE
>NOPE.jpg

>>17613652
That's why we're going to be from the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department. We can run roughshod over the local precincts, and because the MPD holds all the political clout and are considered the elite of the Tokyo Police, the local cops will stay out of our way.

Time to ready on these two. Let's figure out what these two HATE HATE HATE, and figure to use it against them or against each other.

One thing we can do is, if we could, we could like, beam up these two when we bait them out, and then throw them into the hard vacuum of space.

>>17613701
Like This grandpa

>>17613717
>in b4 devient art SUE starts summoning overpowered OC shit.
GOD DAMN IT metaquest OP.

>>17613694
http://fuckyeahterribleocs.tumblr.com/tagged/I-will-never-not-post-her
http://fuckyeahterribleocs.tumblr.com/tagged/ultimate-sue
Pray to EVERY, SINGLE, GOD that this isn't her Final Form.
>>17613741
>Image Feint successful!
>+1 Pic!
>Collection Size: 1,866

See pic.
See pic, and know despair.

Honestly, after all the Meta-aware fuckuppery of the last snarl-up, a nice clean by-the-book SUE removal is just the thing. We need someone scoping out complicating factors though

>>17613765
The Male is a God Sue as well.
http://sapphydracases.deviantart.com/gallery/3972182#/dwu6d6

We're gonna need every dirty trick in the book shy of a Black Ops team.

>Sapphirus of course isn't naked like you think, her body consists of soft plushful fur with armored scales underneath. She takes this form only when she gets bored. Her Sword the Sapphisius is a powerful Holy weapon indeed, in is made up of all the elements, and non-elements, it fuses with her when she turns feral making her invincible. She wear 12 spiked braclets (forgot to add them on the two tails and the bottom legs)<3 <3

Is this what it feels like when a soul dies?

>>17613780
Agreed. Let's keep snooping around to figure out the complicating factors.

I'm thinking we should hunt down Sapph's sword and separate it from her.

>>17613765
so we have a keyblade wielding verpowered SUE with probably some extremely stupid stuff.
god this is gonna be like ebon night all over again.

>>17613724
+1 for the "teleport into the hard vacuum of space" plan

I would add a healthy barrage of turbolasers, cap-grade phasers, and Singularity Lasers to this.. Just to be sure.

This whole situation reeks of SUE, and if there's deities involved? We need to frag this one ASAP. This is a Hero Killer plain and simple folks. Nuke It From Orbit is the proper answer.... Well, okay.. Nuke It *IN* Orbit more like it.

>>17613658
The fuck? That's an afro Spike's rocking, how do you even try to style that?

>>17613690
>reads ED page

WHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY? WHY DOES THIS EVEN EXIST?

I can't help wondering what the canon actually is here, if not a film. maybe one of those films that has little to no impact on the world outside of whatever local place its set? Like, I dunno, Juno or something.

>hornet trollain
yeah, OP is trollan us with this one guys.

Sapphirus Copyrighted@ to Me


(If it sounds invincible for ya, then too bad, I rarely RP anymore anyway unless it’s KH type fighting, face it‘s she‘s just very powerful that‘s all)

Name: Sapphirus or Sapphy for short

Full name: Sapphirus Dracas

Gender: Female

Special Position: Goddess of Dragons and Ice

Personality: Fights for the good/Heroic

Locations: At the Furn Café, Kingdom Hearts dreams, in YHS, Feral paradise, Deep depths of outer space, in the atmosphere of different planets, flying in clouds, sleeping in artic regions, sometimes resting in the deep seas, roaming in worlds acting as a normal person.

Forms: Can shape shift into anything, but her main form is a undetectable mildly huge feligon (Dragon with some feline looks) too huge to that she can only fit properly in the universe only, watching over planets like children.

Age: 18,0000 Millenniums (Like a normal 18 year old, her age came from how long she lived in space)

Height: 5’8

Abilities: Can control any element, mix it, can control all dragons in a blink. Almost Known to be Invincible.

>>17613811
Weakness: N/A Herself

Fears/Dislikes: Backstabbers, Dragon Slayers, Lesbians sometimes, Axel Yaoi, Hermaphrodites, Dirty water, things that are black and weird looking for some reason, being bad rumored, being disowned by friends.

Loves/Interests: Anime, Drawing, Protecting her friends, Gay guys, pandas, Kittens, Dragon especially, drawing, playing Video games, flying in space, showing off in funny ways.

Brother, Lover, Counterpart, Fighting partner: Axel

Obsessions: Axel, Xemnas ( I know, it gets funnier)

Weapons: The Sapphiasius Blade and the Chakrum Blade.

Body Weapons/Defenses: Back horns, twin swift Axe tails, claws that can extend, and fangs that can grow longs as a saber-toothed cats, being able to cling more.

Piercings: Elemental orb piercings on both ears, back horns, and on both twin axe tails.

Other characteristics: Above you can see 4 levitating halos, symbolizing her power as a Goddess and legendary appearance.

>>17613791
Yep.
If their SUE field is at full strength, they probably aren't noticed by the locals, and even then, only as heroes. This is a problem for our data collection regarding what the native canon is.
>>17613801
Try to get them away from the locals so that we can go full Meta on their shit before any other Factions show up. Honestly, I'm surprised this hasn't gotten worse than it already has.
>inb4 OP proves me dead wrong

>>17613811
>RP

Our path is clear to me now.

We need Oscar.

>>17613656
>>17613694

It's a good thing we got those reality disruptors researched. Assuming that they do the same thing as their capital-sized cousins.

So the question now is how to deal with a DevianTart SUE without breaking canon or such.

>>17613855
Anon, you are a GENIUS.
A GENIUS!
Definitely on the list for Hero recruitment due to his powerful Anti-Sue field.

>Deep depths of outer space, in the atmosphere of different planets, flying in clouds, sleeping in artic regions, sometimes resting in the deep seas, roaming in worlds acting as a normal person.

Plan:
Bait her into deep space with her boyfriend.
Ensure our Concentrated Reality Beam from the Inde is ready
Lance her with that, and all_the_weapons at once.

>>17613858
>implying the existance of a devient art SUE isn't naturally breaking canon
simply the best way to fix it is kill this thing deader then dead.

We need to clear this mission with minimal losses. In any case, the whole "dragon watching over the universe" shit is where I'm stumped. We need to find a way to strip them of their weapons (aside from using accio or expeliarmus spells).

Or make these two SUEs _kill each other_.

We have yet to determine what canon this is thugh.

>>17613873
Fuck yes.

Screw Zero, screw Zolomon, screw Tesla and all the others-Oscar is the hero the meta deserves.

Hell, he'd probaby defuse the /tg/ civil war by getting high with the firemen.

So why can't we just have a sniper shoot them in the head before they notice?

>>17613855
Which Oscar is this?

The fuck is Oscar?

>>17613925
because there's two of them. also, we don't know if bullets even work.

when it comes to canon, I'm guessing it might be something that already has the paranormal to some degree already.

Can we get the farseers to give us any hints?

>>17613925
because SUE power is bullshit and they probably would regenerate.

>>17613928
>>17613944
The best one. He enters Sue / Crossover instances and defuses them comically with nonchalance and an Anti-Sue field of near-divine power that lets him resist the mental effects of those wretched creatures.
Also, he smokes a lot of pot.

He's a bro, is what I'm saying.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/2225740/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/12669503/

>>17613956

SECONDED. Let's get the Farseers for advice.

>>17613956
I'd like to ask the Farseers if these S.U.E.s would ever exit Earth's atmosphere on their own, and if not, if we could lure them there.
Then we lance them.

>>17613956
We're still waiting on Mouse for his analysis of the older news of this world to see what Canon it's from.
We can probably have A.N.O.N. assist.

rolled 45 = 45

>>17613968
The farseers attempt see far into the threads of time...

>>17613984
If it's from a Canon that doesn't require Tokyo to exist then for the love of god I'm lancing the both of the fuckers from orbit.

Proposal :

1 Send a droid to give a message to the sues about a poor race of dragon people that need help.
2 Tell to come to this teleportation circle and teleport them
3 Send them to dark side of moon
4 Shoot the Reality beam, then nukes
5 Hope the Kills them

>>17613984
Mouse reports that the world seems to be normal in all respects. He cannot which canon it is even after a thorough analysis of the networks.

>>17613987
"Your foes... are not here," the lead Farseer reports. "They live here, but often go to... a different place. It is difficult to see what that place is. Another world... connected to this one?"

>>17613998
raidah and coobie plz go.
We want to reduce collateral to look good, save money, etc. We can lance them as a last resort, not as a pig-headed first fist-throw.

>>17614010
Wait, if that's the case, then where are those reality distortions coming from?

>>17614003
Unnecessary.

By observing them, we can find their routine, place the Al'Kesh in a place where they frequent, activate the Reality Emitter when they're in range and have snipers take them out.

>>17614014
We also like to reduce collateral because we're not terrible people.

Guys, Accelerator spammer from /a/ is invading some of the /tg/ threads tonight. He's ban evading.

Be vigilant, guys.

>>17614026
I feel like we'll need a capital grade reality disruptor to neutralize their bullshit.

>>17614003
That would be plausible, but the problem is to separate them from their weapons.

>>17614010
..Why do I sense portal shenanigans incoming?

As fucked up as this may be, gentlemen.. Perhaps this is *their* disgusting canon, and the disturbance is something separate from them.

Gentlemen, we have to do the unthinkable.

But first, we need to confirm if *they* are giving off the emenations, or not? If they're not, this may be their canon, and our problem is something else.

>synchronize tTeings
...Captcha is telling us something.

>>17614010

It DID mention in the profile that they only like KH type "fighting". I'm assuming that they mean Kingdom Hearts from KH.

If we assume that their fondness for the KH series is still intact, then they may have constructed a sort of gateway or focal point where they can hop to other worlds. I think KH had some of those types of things, referred to as "keyholes" or something. They may either maintain a pocket dimension for their own homes or they regularly travel around other worlds. The reality distortions may be a gateway or portal or some other construct that they've created.

>>17614010
That'd be Kingdom Hearts' world, most likely. Canonically, how do you go between worlds in KH? You enter warp portals with a spaceship, don't you?
Strange. We didn't see anything when looking in Earth's orbit, so it's not that, then.
Tail her, see where she goes.

>>17614035
how in the fuck is he still alive?
i heard someone from /a/ murdered that bastard the day after christmas.

>>17614048
They're just as OP as their weapons are.
In fact, their powers are so ridiculously BS that all you'd need to do is hit them with a reality emitter and they would crumple.
Have every single ship in our fleet try to find a way to focus their reality emissions on a human-sized target. We did it with the Inde, maybe we can do it with the Storm and the All Under Heaven.
Fuck, try it even with the dropships.

>>17614056
>But first, we need to confirm if *they* are giving off the emenations, or not
We should have sent the Observer down to the College for closer scans.

Was Data able to get pictures of the targets?

>Perhaps this is *their* disgusting canon
Jesus christ how horrifying.

>>17614075
Accelerator bastard is attacking the Strike Witches Quest here.

I also caught raidah coming online on an IRC channel.

>>17614099
We already have a stabilized version of that in the form of Reality Disruptor weapons.
But we need more time to actually build them.

We need to treat this op like the textbook case it is, not go and do unnecessary modifications to our ships.

More research has been done.

Why this has been done is still beyond me.

We -might- use this data to triumph -if- it ever becomes applicable.

The Observer begins making its way to the college as Data pulls up pictures on the two S.U.E.s.

"Hey, that's nice," Mouse notes. "Someone put a standing bounty on Sapph's head. We pull this off, we claim the bounty, at least SOME funding is guaranteed."

The Observer makes it to the campus grounds without incident.

>>17614145
Determine who put the bounty. We need to know who, and why on Sapph.

We are also not sure if Sapph and El are the source of the distortions either.

Judging by her DA and her profile linked, she is weak to Yaoi and Hermaphrodites, especially relating to Axel from KH.

Now, I know this is disgusting, but if we can find ... materials pertaining to her weakness, they might have some use.
>>17614145
Mouse, trace the bounty. We need to find out who put that hit on her.
Have the Observer move towards a reality distortion, and see whether the reality distortion matches, or does not match, the pictures we now have of our deviant artists.

>>17614145
Plan of action:
1. The Observer is on-station over the Tokyo College and to tries to get visual confirmation of our targets, and confirm their reality distortions.
2. Prepare a recon team that will observe the targets and investigate the basement levels of Tokyo College for a portal of some kind.
3. Recon Team to be composed of Spike and Tosh, as well as any Japanese operatives from DG, UNIT, SCP, and TG Soldiers.
4. Their equipment and credentials as per:
>>17613574
>>17613642
5. Mouse hacks into Tokyo MPD HQ mainframe and creates our false identities.

>>17614142
>other black areas are the sources of Saph's unlimited power supply.
So what you're saying is... we need to rip the black parts from her body?
Can we just beam her up and... not include those areas?

>>17614164
why don't we just make the SUE think she/he/it is a frog.

tosh should have that psychic aptitude.

>>17614056
Oh god, I hope not. Imagine having to _maintain_ that insanity. Then again, OP is Evil now.

>>17614145
Bounty? From who?

>>17614181
Mouse needs to trace the bounty put on Saph first, and I doubt the Tokyo mainframe needs to be hacked at all.
Just make false identities, clear the world in a day, and by the time the police act on the "someone's impersonating a police officer" report we've already fucked off.

>>17614181
Wouldn't Tosh raise some eyebrows? And is Spike even Japanese for that matter?

rolled 16 = 16

>>17614181
The Observer begins to search the grounds for the pair.

>>17614153
The original bounty was put up by TG Main, and was since contributed to by a number of others, including several members of the Shipper Union in a rare show of common interest.

>>17614145
>>17614010
$10 says that beneath 'Toykyo College', is the computer lab. They're 'logging in' to a 'real' version of their RP world.

What if the distortion is from some other forces trying to kill them?

>>17614228
tosh looks more or less like an american american.

just claim he is a tourist from america, the japanese as a rule cannot tell the difference.

>>17614228
As posted, their false credentials mark them as foreign detectives taking part in an officer exchange program.

It's Tokyo, so they won't stand out as much as say, Nagano.

>>17614235
The Observer does not find them in the school proper.

Mouse is successful in creating forged identifications. When do you want to deploy said team?

>>17614242
oh gods, its .hack

>>17614252
ment african american.

>>17614270
Deploy the team with 2 hours of prep-time. Make sure that they have the equipment they need. They will go down in one of the cloaked Al'Kesh, and use it as a base of operations.

Their orders are to find, but NOT engage the S.U.E.'s, and to investigate the basement levels of the college.

>>17614235
How long would it take for a ship to jump back to Holtz, say "We found {bitch}, are preparing a plan to kill her, anyone else wanna join in?", and jump back?

>>17614270
Sandmen are at the top of the list, they can shapeshift and hypnotic voice their way through a lot of things.
Have Tosh and some Delta Greens shadow them?

Be careful though. While completely ridiculous, if they are as powerly as suggested, we are going to need bigger guns to actually take them down.

So right now, we're scouting for info.

>>17614270
Deploy team soon, fellow stalkers.
Oh really? When?
NOW.

Also, get VP-99 with the team, along with Tosh, Spike, and the JP operatives. Get Auror invisibility, or Incursion tech, up on the VP-99. Then, down we go!
Sending a Sandman down with them to interface with computers would help. Shit, might as well send Mouse.

>>17614286
.....

Ye gods.

Gentlemen, new plan. If we can locate them in such a world, I have a single acronym that will solve our issues.

HANE.

For those who don't feel like poking ANON, that stands for High Altitude Nuclear Explosion. At high altitudes, nukes cause widespread high-intensity EMP surges on the ground (think what the Goldeneye satellites did in that one James Bond movie).... And guess what we've got a lot of?

>>17614343
GO GO NUKEWORLD!

>>17614343
You have achieved fail.
Go now.
Never return.

>>17614338
We're not sending down VP-99.
Why are you so stupid? The invisiblity spell isn't permanent, and we already have an Observer on-station.

rolled 14 = 14

You send down Spike and the Sandmen...

...and Tosh.

They are able to talk their way into the college with surprising ease, the people in the area apparently ready to accept almost any explanation. Although the Sandmen's hypno-voices certainly help.

They begin looking around the school.

>>17614185
If that unlimited power field doesn't stop us. We need a lot of firepower to deal with Macrostate defenses, but if we can get her distracted enough (weapons fire, Reality Fields, etc.), it might be a possibility.
>>17614368
Nobody talks to my Writefag like that!
Naw, it was worth a suggestion. The worst that happens is that we say no.
>>17614381
>14
>mfw

>>17614343
Or how about we cut the power by doing something that isn't stupid.
You really think that with all the technology at our disposal, causing an EMP is beyond us without using a nuke?
Are you high or just an idiot?

>>17614343
NOPE.

>>You have sold all your nukes save the Big One and the NOD ICBM.

mfw we fail to find any sign of them and have to give up, losing out on the bounty.

>>17614256
How about taking Doug? He was a cop, so he'd be able to carry it off much better than either of those guys.

>>17614381
They find: Jack and shit.

Well, these are all the leads we have; the Observer and the Away team just need to keep scouting, and the Oncoming Storm needs to keep tracking Reality distortions.

The only other thing we could do is have A.N.O.N. and Data try to find any further information on Sapph and El. Like, where they live, where they work, when they work there, the places they spend their time, whether they have a criminal record, etc.
If we get their Addresses, we can break in when they're not around and swipe important information.

Even Student Records should show their addresses. We have their names.

>>17614381
Well, I was favoring cloaked Tosh and a couple Delta Greens.

rolled 12 = 12

But there aren't even any hostiles here! Oh well, guess I'll run around randomly to soak up reaction fire anyway.

>>17614441
Fuck, the students just pelted me with water bombs as part of a prank.
At least they didn't hit the sandmen.

>>17614381
Have an emergency beam-out ready.

Have Data continue to mine the Tokyo College computer systems, looking for more information on our targets.

>>17614381
The party finds no trace of the SUEs in the building, but upon descending to the basement, they find something.

Upon walking into a room with shelves overflowing with manga and artbooks, Spike trips on a few volumes of Naruto left lying around. His limbs flailing wildly for balance, he falls into one of the bookshelves, nearly knocking it over as his hand displaces an odd manga volume with illustrations of dragons and... gems glued to it? The strange book hits the ground and flips open of its own accord, displaying a glowing interior before it flashes sapphire and all contact with the away team is lost, save for two Sandmen not caught in the area of effect.

I still can't get past the main page of that site. It makes me nauseous and I'm afraid to go further.
And the fact that 90% of the thumbnails are 'Adult Content' placeholders does not make me feel better.

>>17614481
Have the Observer attempt to track where Spike's signal went.
Have the two Sandmen report what the hell happened, and if they see Spike, Tosh, or their compatriots.

>>17614481
OH GOD-
Sandmen, what the FUCK is going on?
Scour the room, loot materials for background MetaFrequency analysis, and prepare to get this shit locked down quietly. We've got X-Files stuff to do.

>>17614485
Cheer up! Here is a picture of Angry Marines!
http://morganagod.deviantart.com/art/Angry-Marines-and-Shadowsun-55773639

>>17614481
Shit. Get contact restored asap. We need the report of the two sandmen not caught to tell us what happened.

>>17614481
and magical devient art pictures with magical bullshit happen.
fuck.

Well, great. I'll bet they're in the book.

Why do I feel there's a twisted, evil, SUE version of The Neverending Story coming on?

Lock everything down, Sandmen. And get a containment team beamed in to secure that book.

>>17614481
secure that tome!

get our magic team to analyse the shit out of it.

rolled 25 = 25

>>17614481
Well, time for the two Sandmen to begin analyzing that massive energy reading that just happened. And maybe get a beer while they're at it.

>>17614481
Aurors: Scry Spike.
Farseers: Where is the Spike?
Transporters: Lock onto the Spike's location. Do not teleport, just lock on.
Sandmen: Loot that book then beam the fuck up. SCPs get ready to store and contain that fukken book.
Oncoming Storm: What did your sensors see at that location?
Clairvoyant Psion: Find the Spike.
Cheryl: ASTRONOMICON MODE ACTIVATED

Damnit. We're going to have to scour her gallery for mention of this book, won't we.

>>17614481
Shit, they've been sucked into batshit SUEland.
We need that shit analyzed.
Egon, Data, ANON: We need a way to contact Spike and the others!
Aurors, Gurus.. anyone: Try to contact them.

*forehead slap*
Cheryl! Try to make contact with Tosh!

>>17614481
This reminds me of Final Fantasy Tactics Advance and the Grimoire that sends one to alternate fantasy Ivalice. Except this time it'll be alternate manga Tokyo.

>>17614524
Data: See if you can h4x up the addresses of those two SUEs.
Second Observer: Get down there to replace the first observer.
Raidah: That Airlock's light is blinking, go investigate
Egon: Suppose there was a book that dragged people into it. How would you get them out? Explain in Twinkie terms if at all possible.

So, how much money are we putting on the book being the source of the distortion readings?
Means I lost $10 on the previous bet, but I wasn't too far off.

Saph hates gay people and black people.
Obviously the solution is to have Spike and Tosh make out in front of her.

I've got twenty Megacity credits ready to

ALSO STUFF WE NEED TO LOOK INTO ACQUIRING:

FROM THE LENSMAN SERIES OF BOOKS: SPY RAYS; ALLOW US TO SCAN THE INTERIOR OF BUILDINGS, VAULTS, SPACE SHIPS, ETC FROM ORBIT

PERSONNNEL: WE NEED DR HENRY KILLINGER AND HIS MAGICAL MURDERBAG.

>>17614583
All right. We need to formulate the details on this "Spike and Tosh making out" plan. Quickly, let us to go the Impromptu Planning Room!

rolled 9 = 9

So I heard you guys are having problems HO-LEE SHIT-

rolled 1, 96, 42, 70, 87, 33, 55, 98, 8, 78 = 568

>>17614602
>>17614441
>>17614381
>>17614235
Guys stop rolling d20s.
Wait you all rolled d100s.

Dice gods, give me an explanation for this bullshit.

rolled 37 = 37

>>17614491
The Observer reports they are no longer within scanning range.

>>17614493
>>17614512
Contact is swiftly restored with the two Sandmen, who take the book and close it, careful not to touch any of the pages and to KEEP it shut while they exit the college.

>>17614552
Egon takes out a Twinkie and jams it in his mouth, devouring it in one bite. Then he shakes his head, grimly.

>>17614524
>>17614537
The SCPs begin to get ready to contain the manga volume as Cheryl winces.

"Wow... this is... wow. OK. Sure. Yeah, just give me a minute..."

The young psychic closes her eyes...

>>17614583
Actually, didn't she get caught posting Yaoi at one point? It's Lesbians she had problems with.

Still, I would laugh if that turns out to be a solution.

Pic related.

Still looking through the dA account. The manga might be Dragon Youkai's. Also we need to set the final showdown at the Compton Jail that has a rap concert. It'll work, trust me.

>>17614632
"Gaaaaah!" Cheryl screams, opening them soon after. "The colors were HORRIBLE! Ugh, I've been through Silent Hill and that was the... Nevermind, they're in that book, OK? Well, through it. I couldn't see what was on the other end, though. I did feel Tosh and the others, they're OK for now. There were also... two presences that made my skin crawl. Like, if ego took on physical mass? Black holes the both of them."

>>17614667
Aw fuck, they're trapped there along with the S.U.E.'s.

Egon, Gurus, Aurors, try to figure out how to get our people back through the book.

We're on a bit of a timer: the longer they stay in there, the more likely that the S.U.E.'s will notice them.

>>17614667
so they LIVE in the god lands of fail and aids.

yup, this is gonna make Ebon night look like cake. fuck.

>>17614667
>>17614667

If those SUEs aren't braindead, then they probably know that our guys have entered their realm.

>>17614691
If it's a pocket dimension can our ships just jump there and pull them out? Either way we'd have to lure the SUEs out of the book one way or another eventually.

>>17614632
>Egon takes out a Twinkie and jams it in his mouth, devouring it in one bite. Then he shakes his head, grimly.
:(

Right, get the book up to the surface.
Data, any knowledge on any Residences or Houses or Places of Living of these S.U.E.s? In fact, an ABSENCE of such information will tell us where they live - in the book.
Beam that book up.
Gurus, Tech-wizards, Aurors, etc. take a look at that book and see if you can figure out how to get people In or Out of it. Note that its' a HAZARDOUS SUBSTANCE, so if you have no clue what the hell you're doing (e.g. Clumsy Auror), let the SCPs handle it.

Oncoming Storm, what is the location of the Reality Distortions? Track them as the book moves.

>>17614667

So our plan now is to extricate the guys from the book-world, huh?

I'm hoping Spike and Tosh and the Sandmen will have to resort to diplomacy...

And then we destroy the book once we get them out... barring them from this world.

>>17614716
or we could get our guys, blast it with the reality emitters and watch them die inside the damn book.

>>17614716
Why? Wouldn't the obvious solution be to keep them in the book and find a way to induce dimensional collapse?

>>17614667
We're going to need a plan.
Yet my mind is frozen in terror.

We need to get our people out of there. Badly.
Hm. Bring the book up to space. Sandmen and Tosh should be alright if they appear, but Spike will need to be gotten fast.. why is this thing so bad that I'm considering decompression as an acceptable risk? WTF.
Stick it in a shuttlepod maybe?

OH GODDAMN IT, WE'RE GOING TO GET OURSELVES MIXED UP WITH JURISFICTION, AREN'T WE?

>>17614732
Keep the book on the surface. We have no idea how the transporter beam will interact with the dimensional magic of the book.

>>17614748
Indeed. We might accidentally summon giant Space Jesus.

>>17614748
Who said anything about a transporter? SCP bundles it up and we bring it up on an Al'kesh.
We ain't leaving it down there, we've got to examine it and get our people out.

>>17614748
Then at least bring it up in an Al'kesh.

>>17614632
>>17614667
PLAN:

Have the SCP contain the book and take it to a secure location. Have them board the Al'Kesh, and then go to the Meiji Shrine grounds, and find a secluded spot.

Have the Aurors come down and set up anti-muggle wards.
Egon and the Gurus examine the book to figure out how it works and how to get our team out. TG Soldiers on standby with their reality emitters and Reality Disruptor Rifles if we can make them in time.

>>17614724
Data notes that both El and Sapph live alone in off-campus housing.

The Storm confirms the distortions are coming from the book.

>>17614781
While researched, you don't HAVE any reality disruptor rifles produced yet.

That being said, your engineers are available for work now that the fleet's refitting with Mk.2 emitters is finished.

>>17614811
Status on researching Lance of Longinus?

>>17614779
>>17614777
We can examine it perfectly fine on the surface, and only bring it up if our researchers say they need it in the magitech lab.

>>17614811
Make a run of 12 Reality Disruptor Rifles.
What's the ETA on their completion?

>>17614790
Of course; no sue would subject themself to university halls unless it was to establish the troubled background from which they came.

But what they don't realise is that this means we can place surveilance teams on their homes with strike teams ready to go at a words moment.

>saph has 13 sons.
> ~I only hate Non-OC Yaoi, don't get it twisted, Also, AkuRoku is my most hated Yaoi~

I hate you so much right now, OP.

>>17614790
Hrn. Make sure to do a through search of the room that book was found in. Anime Club? Who else has access to this thing..

>>17614811
>>17614840
Let's go heavier. Something we can apply the word 'cannon' to perhaps?
We've got power armor troop and the Heavy.
Let's make it something for the Big Guns category.
'cause we're going to need them.

>>17614781
We shouldn't piss off the black ops fellow who is probably going to go through our logs next time we're at base if we can help it.

Keep trying to retrieve our men, but if our attempts fail
As unpleasant as it may be, we may need to use the SUES to get our troops out of that book if we cant ourselves.
Perhaps playing on their egos, asking them for help from them, treating them as some kind of 'heroes' to gain their trust and cooperation

Reading these words, i feel somewhat dirty, but we need to consider all possible approaches.

>>17614899
If he goes through our logs then he's already going to come across our Reality Disruptor research.

>>17614871
Oh dear, we just stirred up a whole kettle of fish and opened a can of worms into it.

I mean, it's no Ebon Night, but by Gygax's shroud, I'm not looking forward to untangling this mess.

Why can't we always face undying monsters that seek to take over the meta? Bloody S.U.E.s just make you cringe after that.

Anyway, we need to find out precisely where these SUEs are and maintain our quarantine around those comics.

>>17614899
We basically censor our logs in that case.

Also we can't afford to have big disruptor rifles for big hardware because of meta-contamination.

This is what we get for not double-duty-ing to send the smaller ISD to the grey world to scout it a bit.

>>17614790
Hm. Might be worth having a Sandman or an Observer check out their houses. Probably not though.
If the Engineers are ready:
Get them making Reality Disruptor Rifles for infantry, and Incursion (hologram) disguises for some of our robots - VP-99 and VP-98 in particular.

>>17614928
How are we containing the Meta in space? (Not that rifles would look any more 'normal')
We're issuing these to people to dead with 'godly' SUEs in there home domain or if they emerge from the book.

>>17614926
>Anyway, we need to find out precisely where these SUEs are and maintain our quarantine around those comics.
According to Cheryl the S.U.E.'s are currently inside the book.

>>17614883
Heavy Reality Disruptor Rifle.
Anything bigger is designed to be operated by HWP tanks and fighters.

>>17614974
I think exposure to that website is making us stupider.

>>17614971
Well, incursion can wait, we need those Reality Cannons for this world.

rolled 59 = 59

What. You're telling me the book can reaction fire.
The closed book. That SCPs have already contained.

Where's MetaOP with the time estimate on those 12 Reality Disruptor Rifles?

Also, has our science team made any progress on the book?

>>17615013
HRD rifles.
I like the sound of that.

Are we really in auto-sage already??

>>17615061
Yes. Because idiots can't contain their stupid fanboyish suggestions for the planning thread.

>>17614840
4 days with all engineers working on them.

>>17614781
Coming along nicely.

>>17614883
It seems it was primarily used only by El and Sapph despite being a public 'reading room.'

The SCPs contain the book planetside with Auror wards shielding them. Are you sending scientists to look at it, bringing it to the labs, or leaving it be?

Captcha: tinHot heretic

No, Captcha, Papa-N's quest is next door.

>>17615061
Yep

>>17615094
Send the scientists to look at it.
I don't want to bring that thing onto our ship. Too much of a security threat. Even if we caught the S.U.E.'s in the Storm's reality field and killed them, we don't know if we could get our people back once the targets are dead.

>>17615094
Bring it to the labs in a dropship.
Full engineers on rifles. We can hopefully at least get One or Two ready in a day - Tosh and Spike are both firearm users, as are the X-commies.

>>17615094
Bring it up, but examine it by remote at first. Don't want that loose on the ship just yet.
Cross load it to a shuttlepod once it is up, we'll be less upset if that gets damaged.

>>17615123
>>17615117
Do not put it in direct contact with scientists!

>>17615197
>>17615123
>>17615117
Scientists + concentrated stupid = Bad.
Scientists in possibly fatal situations = Worse.

>>17615117
SCIENTISTS DO NOT GO ON FIELD TRIPS

To understand my tone, pretend you just suggested slamming our dicks in car doors, because that is how bad that suggestion is.

>>17615227
So you think it better that we bring that book aboard the Storm, where it could open up and release two high-power S.U.E.'s in the depths of our ship?

Putting the book on a shuttlepod is no different than keeping it on the planet.
Scientists would still need to go to it, and the S.U.E.'s are space-combat capable.

>>17615123
>>17615094
Well, we can't wait that long.
How long for just one Heavy Reality Disruptor Rifle?

>>17615259
Yes, but in space we don't need to keep worrying about contamination if it comes to fighting.

>>17615286

New thread.

>>17615094
On an unrelated note, our new doctor should be making his rounds doing initial physicals and 'illegal' soldier boosts pretty much since he arrived. Keep us posted on what squads are done.