"I hate spells with a long casting time."
"Why's that?"
"It makes this fight take longer."
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

"I wonder if that bard can sing tenor."
"Tenor?"
"Yeah, ten or eleven miles away."
"DOHOHOHOHOHO!"

"What's that on the stage?"
"Looks like a frog, a pig, and a bear."
"That's the worst random encounter ever!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

"So, is that Paladin lawful good?"
"I don't know about lawful, be he sure isn't good."
"DOHOHOHOHOHO!"

Please, don't ever stop.

"Hey look, it's a half-elf."
"What's the other half?"
"Not good at fighting, that's for sure."
"Dohohohohohohoho!"

"You know what would be great if we were mages?"
"Yeah. We could summon better combatants."
"DOHOHOHOHOHO!"

Can I pay you to sit at my table and just heckle everyone?

"I wish I didn't succeed my Spot check."
"Why?"
"Now I actually have to see the fight."
"DOHOHOHOHOHO!"

"You old fool! You slept through the fight!"
"Who's the fool? You watched it!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO"

That thief is stealing the show!
> Yeah, now if only he'd take it somewhere else!
Dohohohoho!

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1569027/

"This battle is pointless."
"Yeah; whoever wins, we lose."
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

>>17549910
Nice.

This is wonderful. You are a wonderful person.

"I should roll a Knowledge: Religion check."
"What for?"
"To see if the gods admit to this failure."
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

I remember some of these old ones.
We should make more.

"I think someone down in the front just died."
"From a stray arrow?"
"No, from boredom."
"DOHOHOHOHOHO!"

"Hey look, a ghost!"
"A ghost of what?"
"This show when it was good!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHO"

"The dungeon master down there should start pulling houserules out of his butt."
"Why, do you think the system is flawed in the player's favor?"
"No, the game will be over if everyone ragequits!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

"He just dodged the bullette!"
"No he didn't."
"Oh?"
"He just jumped the shark!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO"

"Hey, you remember that awesome thing our party did in that one fight?"
"No."
"Neither do I!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

"Hey have you heard that /tg/ has tried it's hand at heckling?"
"Yep, and judging by the results, moot should rename /tg/ to /F-/
DOHOHOHHOHO!

"What are you going to do with your Ring of Wishes?"
"Wish the game were over."
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

"I rolled a '1' on my listen check."
"Oh, that's too bad."
"Too bad!? That's the best roll I've had all game."
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

Reminds me of the MST3K spoofs of MSTing.

>>17549890
Seconded.

"I cast 'Throw Internal Dialogue' at them."
"What does that do?"
"Makes everyone read this in my voice."
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

"Amazing! Everyone down there rolled a natural one!"
"All on Perform checks!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

"What's that bard doing?"
"I dunno, but it looks like he maxed out his ranks in Perform (Terrible)."
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

"What class is that guy?"
>A necromancer I think, he can bring back the dead.
"Can he save this act?"
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH

Moar!

see the archive link

>>17549781

"If I didn't know better, that last move blinded him!"
"Lucky him, he won't have to watch the rest of this!"
DOHOHOHOHO!


"I feel sorry for that guy. He just had his legs broken."
"Yeah, now he can't walk away from this train wreck!"
DOHOHOHOHO!

"Why did the story start in a tavern?"
"Because you'd have to be drunk to like this campaign!"
DOHOHOHOHO!

"I think that one there's a sorceror."
"How can you tell?"
"Well, he obviously didn't practice any of his spells!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHO!"

"I think I just failed a spot check?"
>Why's that?
"Because I can't see why anyone would like this!"
DOHOHOHOHOHOHO

"That guy was just hit by polymorph, right?"
"Nope, he's just ugly!"
DOHOHOHOHO!

"These guys must have low wisdom."
"Yeah, they're still playing!"
DOHOHOHOHO!

I'm glad that Monk guy doesn't have a weapon.
>what makes you say that?
He's doing a bad enough job with his fists!
DOHOHOHOHOHO

"What do you suppose that power was called?"
"I believe that was a Medium Flourish."
"A Medium Flourish?"
"Well, it wasn't rare, and it certainly wasn't well-done!"
"D'OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

"These guys must all have low dex scores."
"Why's that?"
"The DM roped them into this lousy game!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO"

I love you guys

"I think I failed my spot check."
"Why's that?"
"Because I don't see any good players."
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

"Ohhhh, I think I'm gonna need to make a SAN check..."
"Why's that?"
"I've been watching this game for five minutes!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

"Is this board both a slaaneshi and a nurglite?"
"why do you ask?"
"Because it's giving me an excess of shit!"
DOHOHOHOHO!

Bump.

"That one there doesn't seem to have half a mind for psionics."
"He doesn't seem to have half a mind at all!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHO!"


OP here. Rock on you guys, adding some new jokes to this old thing.

This thread is awesome.