>>17425007

I'm new to this, faggot but it's plain to see
that you don't mean rap but merely poetry
You can take your time, no ass to shift
and your tongue's just hangin' like a BR's gift
If you're rapping then keys are not the tool
Sad to say, we both now look the fool.

So /tg/ is gonna pussy out on my challenge, too bad. I was hoping you fa/tg/uys had some stones.

Watching this thread so hard

Fool?
Son I dont think you know who your talking shit to
I’ll mess your ass up with my summon: baatezu
I ain’t gonna take no guff from some no name fag
Your bitch ass just wishes you had this demon swag
So get ready cause I’ll drop dope rhymes on your face
And put your anonymous ass back in it’s place

So I guess it seems that /tg/ can’t handle me
It’s not like that I’m surprised, you’d need an army
of fools that rap as bad as you
I’d probably be mad at you
If I thought you could do better, so get out fast
Before I wreck your shit with my Eldritch bast

Nine hells represent, bitches.

Wait
Wait
Waaaaaaaait

You motherfucker!

We challenge you to a rock off!

Give us a chance to rock your socks off!

>>17425449

Is that some Demon Code up in this motherfucker?

>>17425449
Kick it son, I'll be waiting

You think you're the shit with your eldritch blast?
Your shoddy AC's leaving me aghast.
And you can't hit what you can't even see.
That knife in your back? Courtesy of me.

Smack you down with another one hit kill,
Not in it for blood, just here for the thrill.
You'll need a heal, or an arcane shield,
I'll backstab your ass, then make you yield.

>>17425501

Uh, yeah here it goes you better put your 3d glasses

>>17425540

!

I play a badass guitar solo while this guy insults you to hell and back

>>17425540
Think you can kill me? I'll blast you with hellfire
and my demon's gonna laugh at your funeral pyre
after I throw more d6 then you've ever seen
so step it up son, I’m a killing machine,
and you think YOUR ac is up to par?
you’ll shit bricks and HiPs when you see my my DR

Get the fuck out bitchass rogue, you aint stabbing shit

now we've got you marked there'll be no escape
prepare your anus, buddy, for some lyrical rape
i've got combat advantage, >implying i'll miss, ill
shoot down your rhymes with my magic missile
cos it auto hits, son.

Youre bloodied and beaten, no healings surge left
Youre words had some bite but your rhymes had no heft.
Face it, im Mario, and youre just poor Weegee
i'll put you down now for the honour of /teegee/

>>17425711

You think your demon's gonna do shit?
I'd do more damage armed with just my wit.
Even if a blast comes somewhere near me,
I'm stacked high with DEX bonus to AC.

You heard right, that's how to assassinate,
Only one more way to put it - checkmate.
Your efforts I have to congratulate,
But this battle's won, let me demonstrate.

Dagger in your neck - just the surprise round!
Once you taste the poison you'll hit the ground.
You heard me right, that's all your CON gone,
So come on then bitch, bring it the fuck on.

More sneak attack dice than you can handle, son,
But rolls to hit? I'll need just one.
So come on, save or you're dead,
You'll need to do more to save some street cred.

So come on, 'cause I've had heroics,
But all I'm getting are your bad lyrics,

>>17425745
so what son you think you can talk smack?
i’d kill you with one range touch attack
your flow is nonexistant so don’t even try
but at least youre persistant, and I can see why
you’ve got a tiny wizard dick to compensate for
so Imma kick your skinny ass and wipe the floor
with that tablecloth you call a magic robe,
cause I’m the illest warlock on the fucking globe

>>17425484
>Demon Code
WELL SON YOU JUST STEPPED IN SOME FLAMING CRAP
WHEN YOU FUCKERS WOKE ME FROM MY NAP

YOU'LL LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF
YOU'LL LET ME TAKE THE STAGE
'CAUSE WHEN YOU SUMMONED ME FROM MY CAGE
YOU WOKE ALL MY RAGE

THE NAME IS MALFEAS
I'M THE HOLY TYRANT
THE EMPYREAL CHAOS
AND YOUR RHYMES ARE WEAKSAUCE
COMPARED TO MY SICK BEATS
MY JOUTEN'S FEATS
OF LYRICAL BRILLIANCE
NUCLEAR FIRE
A RADIOACTIVE PYRE
FOR YOUR DESIRE
FOR FAME AND ACCLAIM
TO MAKE YOUR NAME
FOR RECOGNITION
BUT NOW YOU'RE GONNA SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND LISTEN
ASSUME THE POSITION
AS FROM THIS STATION
I START THE RECLAMATION

HAIL TO THE KING, BABY

Hold on son, you better step down
Or your face is gonna end up one with the ground
I'm a paladin and i'm hear to say
This rap battle's bout to go my way
I gather my strength when it's time to pray
There ain't no evil i can't slay
Look at you now, lying on the floor
Yet the people gather round, begging for more
It's time to finish, i've got two words weevil
Say your prayers, SMITE EVIL!

>>17425799
You think you can gank something so transcendent?
Now wait son, no offense to your skills I meant,
But I don't think a mortal in a cloak, you see,
Can leave more than a little scratch on me,
Think poison can decrease my CON? I wish you well
I spent all it pumping my hellfire warlock spell,
You try to stab me, you’re bound to get burned
and hopefully you’ll have a little lesson learned
that when you mess with me you’ll die, thats the rule
cause you’re just the parties lousy lockpicking tool

Why is /tg/ so much fun?

I don't even play traditional games what the hell?

>>17425896
>>17425931

Well shit, nigger, that's a fuckton better
I was getting bored of these silly bitches' banter
Now we can have a proper war for the heavens
And earth, get some proper triple-sixes and sevens
Maybe now I'll stick around have a proper sit
Grab some popcorn, and take the time to watch this shit
Have at it motherfuckers, True Neutral's where it's at
The druid's in the house, and I just don't give a rat's ass

>>17425986

Your rhymes are old bro, I say it's a no go
You stole that "lesson learned" shit from Duane and Brando
Now shut your bitch mouth and saddle up with the demon
Before I bend your ass over and fill it up with my semen

Told

>>17426024

you will never need the other boards.

polite sage.

>>17425896
You better make your own rhymes before you post
you stole some of that shit right from my own post
I've got a rhythmic flow that you can't outclass
So quiet down before I enslave your ass,
Demon's aint scary once they're in my control
And all I've got to make is one dice roll,
before you're weak shit is at my beck and call,
so dont make me smack a bitch you demon thrall

I ain't a songsmith bro, That Guy's my name,
And I'ma drop some beats 'afore I drop this Game,
You say my Rhymes be bad, that my Roleplay fails?
Bitch I'm the only reason your shit's still on the rails!
So my character's strong, so my stats are stacked,
You say the shit 'I remember being on my sheet' is wack?
I show up every game, take a seat at the table,
I roll the dice or draw the card or spin the motherfuckin' draydle,
When I got started, when I got shit on track,
I just wanted to help the party, get er'one's back,
Just wanted to kill the monsters, keep my bros alive,
And I bumped my Social so I could try the talky side,
Man you say someone who can do it all, that's shit's a Mary Sue,
But someone's gotta do it Nigga; if not me, then who?

>>17426102
Shit I fucked that one up, replace post with boast if you would be so kind brothas

>>17426102

you ended your rhymes with the same word twice
call yourself a rapper? sorry pal, no dice

>>17425799
And on that note I must take my leave,
A delicious steak dinner I must receive
But I'll be back don't you despair
This MC will rejoin the rhythmic warfare

Thanks for the responses elegen/tg/ents, I can only hope to learn the art of rap from you all

>>17426324
Nobodies stopping you from posting man, I'm just gonna eat and be right back

>>17426130

But Actions over Words son, I'm totally able,
To tell all these bitches 'bout my actions at the table,
I'm not all about stats, don't have to kill the fun,
I do plenty of role-shit when the game's bein' run,
I raise kids to be adventurers, I save towns from disease,
And you best believe I pour out 40s for my favourite NPCs,
But it's easy to miss all that when I'm gunnin' out to slay,
'Cuz if you think I'm killa rhymin' you should see me with a blade,
But just to do a check, so you know I ain't a foo',
I'ma run up with my characters, I'ma show 'em all to you;
We had that strong-ass zombie nigga, that shit was fuckin' sweet,
Sure his stats were kinda funky but I wasted half the sheet,
And there's that wolf-guy king, what loves all his furry niggas,
I didn't tone down shit son, you just had to think bigga,
And I've got my wee'boo mage, but y'all best cut me some slack,
I gots to do it all 'cuz the whole campaign's on my back,
-I know you see me be he who acts all sleaze and cheats egregiously while I keep seeming to not agree that I facetiously treat my Gs like peeps-
But I do care homeboy, that's just how I be.

>>17426324

There was only ever one good one, it's saved as an image.

RogueAnon here to ambush this thread
When I'm done flashing daggers you'll be dead
My skills leave all the liches filled with dread
And the bitches love seeing me taking your bread

You'd best jump back from my attack
Or I'll leave you pinned down to a rack
With all my skills I'm quite the jack
I'll sneak attack: ballista into your back

You think your magic's got something on me
But you'd better think again cuz you'll be
Missing with every spell that you let free
While from your pockets I extract my fee

Shit son rap thread out of no where, Imma get my witts together so I can start my flow that will go forever. In the meanwhile Imma bump this shit so it stays up for a little while. So don't forget ya meatbread and open ya skub, cause this rap battle is gonna be a gift from above.

>>17426337

But now I'm gonna stop tellin' y'all about my playin',
'Cuz I don't wantcha thinkin' that my group is all hatin',
Nigga when I GM these fuckin guys they make the whole game unstable,
But I'd never choose another group I wanted more at the table,
We gots my one bro be evil, who I'd never wanna slander,
It's not a bad thing he's always plays Cobra Commander,
He's a good foil for the party, some dichotomy shit,
And it's at my right hand that nigga always sits,
And we got my other bro, he's down for whatever,
Even if he's not always very patient or clever,
But he's always on time and that motherfucker cares,
And homie if you got no dice he's always got spares.
And the fuckin' gruesome twosome, they identical son.
And they always browse /tg/ so they might read this one;
You niggas is slow, procrastinating the game,
But honestly without y'all it's not a campaign,
One'a'ya'll might be hipster, the other might be lazy, but without the Gemini bros it just ain't as crazy.
So that's my shout-out, hope my rhyme's ain't hitchin',
'Cuz otherwise it's just me droppin' beats and bitchin'
'Bout my group, son, hey, but I shouldn't be braggin',
At least not so much, 'cuz I'm certainly a faggot,
And I'm runnin' out of Rhymes, so I'll leave my last gem,
If I gots to be That Guy, I'd glad to do it with them.

You're screwed when He shows up.

Yo it's ya boy Blizzurd here and I'm gonna say
Imma freeze yo ass so you cannot go away
Go ahead step up get stuck the villagers will wonder
you hear 'bout that hero, man where did he go
He was such a blunder it's no supprise that
someone stole his thunder, struck him down
tore him asunder, so step back or I"ll put'cha underground.
Then ya gone, went without a sound
So be careful when you climb up my tower
Yall niggas betta stay away from my power
thats right step down hero
my ice spells a hitcha at absolute zero.

I have returned from a great feast friends, let the festivities continue
>>17426423

Your a hard man to battle, rogue, that’s for sure
but you bet your bitch ass that I can endure
my horde of daemons raining down on you son
from every side, you aint got a place to run,
you cant hide, from this mastery
lord of flame catastrophe,
me, your main man Warlock MC
so roll your hide check, its the best you can muster
Exuse me while I pull out my rogue duster
Hellrime blast, complete with DEX reduction
To seal the deal and ensure your destruction
You’re plainly just jelly of my demon posse
and all the cute succubi who sucky suck me
so get on my level son, you ain’t got shit
thinkin you can beat me you sneaky half-wit

>>17426599
If you can't take the heat then get out the kitchen
cause all I be hearing is you shiverin and bitchin
You best watch out when I shoot my fireball
Down on on your frosty ass, and you'll take a fall
Not that you had any farther down to tumble
Your icy shit melts and cracks when we rumble
I'd feel bad for you if I could feel emotion
Instead I'll melt all your spells into an ocean
mixed with your tears, both of fear and joy
when you see me bust my demon powers on you boy.

>>17426804
Yo, I can see you got your demon pack
So let me just take a step back
I hope that you and your crew are tough and hearty
'Cause I'm about to introduce my adventuring party

We got a fighter, strong and true
with a magic blade that's coming at you
His strength and skill and great tenacity
leaves the battlefield in awe and serenity

Next we have a sorceror daring
He'll fight you head on, what a pairing
His arcane mastery in his bones
Will leave you down in agony's groans

After is the cleric of Pelor's Light
His holy magic brings demons blight
His resolve is stronger than your will
Which is just fine, your armies he'll kill

Last but not least we have the bard
His rhymes are better, his words are hard
With volume loud and sound he's mastered
He'll help us take you down, you bastard.

>>17426936
Whats this now you tryin to call me out?
YOU?! That tiny insignificant lout?
I'll give you and your daemon bitches stitches,
I can see it now I'll come bustin down
make you frown, look like a clown
then it's time to go down, you can't burn me down
I'll just go to town, flip your world all around.
You'll be sittin there defeated and colder
wonderin how I could not be smoldered
I'll just brush ya off, give ya the cold shoulder.
So now you know who spits bolder.

Come on /tg/ is it just us three
all these lyrics for no one to see
you know what they say,
threes company, fours a crowd
If more of you step up I'll say it loud
I'm here to today just to blow yall away
But if not that's okay, don't come and play
Me rouge and warlock will duke it out
but if you get smacked down you betta not pout.

>>17427038
They say that enemy of my enemy is a friend
Fuck that I'm not gonna pretend you can't contend
So step the fuck up or or I'll freeze ya right there
It's one little spell, not like I would care
I would keep your statue outside my lair
Just to let them punk bitches know they should be scared.

>>17427161
It'll be a cold day in the Nine Hells
I'll fight you until you just hear bells
You think you got the force of cold
but I got a feeling your just growin' old

You and Warlock both act quite conceited
like all those guys who could swear that I cheated
There's no element you guys can use
My enchanted cloak just won't refuse.

In a fight with you, I hope you've thrown
Otherwise you'll be left dead, cold as stone.

>>17427229
You sure talk big for such a little kid
I'll keep it down and tuck you into yo crib,
so hush little baby cause you will sleep in a crypt
you call me an old man but I'm far from it
take a look for yo self, here come up to my summit
by that I mean step up, cause you too small
got a zero percent chance to scale my wall
Since yo lock pick skill is lackin, gates open.
Come on in, just know you gonna die, no hope.
So get on this stool let me help with the rope.

Sorry for the delay, had some shit to work out

>>17427038
Your party dont scare me, I ain’t giving no ground
I do more in a free action than you do in a full round.
I see why you so whiny, you aint got a bitch
You like a party full of dudes, I guess they’re your hitch
You talk so fondly of your party bros
Cause you never had the chance to get any hoes
I’ll lay you out and send you back to your flock,
so you can hop back on your cleric’s cock
Or maybe your sorcerer with his “magic bones”
He can try and fight me when he grows some stones
I roll so many dice I make your fighter fluster,
and that’s a fraction of the power that I can muster
I see why you need a bard, your rhymes aint worth jack
He’ll try to carry you party, but have to carry him back
lifeless, back to that shack you call home base
shit nigga, my pad’s outside time and space,
in a different realm, like our skill levels
I’m so powerful you should just sit there and revel
at the vast demonic power the I possess
Please come back when you’ve made some skill progress

Word, RogueAnon, youre up

Oh god yes a rap thread.

F5ing away

Dear /tg/ if you out there let me know
MC Blizzurd here bringin the snow
got the others leavin with nothin to show
If any a you watchin gimme a "yo"
I'll keep typin, clackin away with my flow.

>>17427381
A supernatural foe you are
But you can't even walk into a bar
Your disfigured body scares off the hoes
Right into my arms and into the throes

You sit around with all your minion horde
slinging spells, like you could walk into Mord'
But you ain't so tough as you try to rhyme
You may as well be wastin' my time
Tellin' all these things like you think you can Bluff
But I'm lookin' at you, and you ain't so tough.

>>17427365
You sit and plot on youir mountaintop
but everything you do is a flop
You think you can just get up in my grill?
I'll knock you back and give you time to chill.

Your frozen touch drives off the girls
into my arms, so my daggers I'll whirl
around into your frostbitten skull
Stuck with brainfreeze, your rhymes are dull.

>>17427085


Now what’s this here a cranky frost mage?
I guess you haven’t had the time to gauge
just who the fuck your ass be dealing with
a crazy demon lord whos a dope wordsmith
I’m startin to get sick of your shit, Frostbite
Before I get angry you best take flight,
back to your igloo, you flash frozen fool
before I melt your ass into a swimming pool
Now you’re telling me you’ll give the cold shoulder
Why don’t you come back when you get a bit older
I been schooling noobs like you since I was 900 years old
And I kinda have to say that you just been told.

>>17427472
Yo dawg haven't ya heard?
I go big an you go get owned
If what I do is a flop then you is boned
Quick step back outta my cone
Too slow? You cold? Just go home
Can't make ya own so you gotta a be a thief
step on the wrong toes ya mom'll feel grief
walkin to his grave with a brand new reef
Ya stone will be written by the victor, thats me
"Here lies the dick ass thief
better know as the dick in ass thief,
as in he's the one who's boned
now all that's left is this insignificant stone"

A lotta whackness in this thread
Makes me despair of the game
It's clear that neither one of ya can put me to shame
And since that I'm a noble man, with clout on the mic
I call the Purple Knights of Cormyr to remove you from the fight

You fellas talking 'bout your skills checks and infernal delights
But you better clear the stage while I drop it tight
When I be on the prowl there ain't no room to spare
Just as well you drop your phoney rhymes
And give in to despair

For,
Be you chaotic like a demon
Neutral like a yogoloth
Strictly lawful like the denizens of Asmodeus' hall
Doesn't matter at all 'cause I'll smite you with my might
They call my Playah Killah Swagga or the Purple Dragon Knight

>>17427547
Told? how bold I thought I was the man of cold
I hate to break it to ya but ya flows froze, it's old
I go to town an ask about ya
whats that nobody knows?
How sad, you been around since the rivers flow
You should a been a studyin, takin a lesson ya know
you're artifact, thats a fact, another you cannot rap
Your rhymes are not from this time
So catch up gramps mine's is sublime
So I'll take ya both a clash for all ages
By the way you should bring some more mages.

>>17427561
You think I'm slow, so easy to hit
but you won't even stand yourself to admit
That you're just played out, an aged snow miser
If you just gave up you'd be quite wiser
All your rhymes about the cold
are just starting to get real old
Against my attack, you can't be ready
You're so lame that you got raped by a yeti.

>>17427567
Who's this punk, right in he swaggers
About to feel the wrath of magic and daggers
His rhyme scheme is bad, jumpin' on the band wagon
Acts tough but the ladies laugh at his "purple dragon"

>>17427654
I ain’t even weary of your cone of “gold”
It’s a wonder to me why you’re even so bold
as to try and diss on the superior rapper
I take nobodies like you and flush em down the crapper
Such is your fate, you lousy rhyme turd
the loser wizard MC Blizzurd
You ball on Flyte Rogue when you get rolled
That nigga packs more heat than you pack cold
My rhymes outclass your trash a thousand-fold
And once again your ass has just been told

>>17427567
A knight? You sure I know a million better than you
So come to school I got a lesson for you the others too
If you come in here you better beware, make ya sanity check.
Oh nat 1, you scared? Should be you're snared
Trapped, I may be an ice wizard but you gotta know
I'm not only fascinated with the cold and snow
It's all about lettin you newbies know the show
I'mma lay it down heres how it goes
I'm the main character you's the dunce
I got all the bitches you aint got the brady bunch
So step back, take a knee I'm ya king
here to let ya know that the fat lady sings.

>>17427681
Alright so here it is an imma skip the ice
change my style, this wont be nice
why should I bother with spells when your whit is trapped in a shell
no where to be found, it shows cause ya flow aint well
An don't try that sneaky shit with me cause I am wise
Come at me from behind and I'll snatch ya eyes
If you don't back off I will be your demise.

>>17427768
This definitely ain't about naughty and nice
Christmas is over, let me give you advice
Your ways are played out, I'm what's bad these days
I'll beat and and shiv you a hundred ways
You think you got what it takes, gimme a break
The pieces will be too smale to use a rake
Your cave-blind eyes won't see me right
As you die, you'll feel my dagger's bite

>>17427567
Yo like my nigga Flyte Rogue just said,
youre compensating for your lack of action in bed
with with your shiny armored bros showing off to your hoes
but all chicks dig bad boys is what true players know
I got bitches lining up from across the worlds
to let me sign my name on their juicy pearls
So I’ve come to tell you if you’re here for a fight
I ain’t never been scared of no white knight
So you best get back to your golden tower
Before I have to bust out my demon POWAH

>>17427713
Okay I can see you can rhyme with cold
I'm here to say that shits is now gone behind us
I'll spit my shit in a hush listen up this'l make ya blush.
You gotta get daemon bitches cause the real ones say no
They run cryin from ya rottin dick you say "babe don't go"
Well If you keep tryin, persevering, burnin, fryin
just know that when it's between me an you my ass is never dyin
I think I'll take up necromancy between these ass kickin sessions
Become a lich kill you in every dimension
But for just right now, go in the corner your in detention.

>>17427842
Okay one more I'll take you to sit back I got work to do
I got no time for that crime you call a rap
I've been here for a while hearin this crap
I got burned more from that bitch ass warlock
You should challenge the rouge I think you take more cock
I gotta take on four but it's fine my magic works wonders
Got such a large cold front that I gotta bring the thunder.

>>17427886
Your old eyes must be worse than you thought
That was me again, in the shadows time bought
To get behind you to harm your bod
I stole this from Warlock, it's a flame rod.

You think that you're here to bring the thunder?
There's nothing you can do but stumble and blunder.
There's no chance for you to even make me pout
because with this firey explosion, you're down and out.

>>17427704
It's amazing to me that a rogue unknown
Would try to steal the spotlight with inferior tones
And by now I think we all know you can't handle the heat
As a thief you lack the competence to counter my beat

>>17427719
Lotta tough words, but I ain't impressed
There ain't a shred of substance to be had in your threats
Don't know why I bother to try to educate you fools
Or why I tell my troops to prepare for your spell of cool
Your castle built from cold air won't stand up anyhow
Since the fleetest breeze of freshness oughta melt your ego down

>>17427850
This noisy young shit up again? Thought I said
to get your frosty butt back into bed
Cause I’m getting kinda tired of you’re whole “cold” spiel
It’s think it’s high time I start to get real
On your pussy wizard skills you think are all that
I’ll have my demon servant go and crush you flat
Cause you’re rapping up on my own doormat
And you make me fall asleep with your lame chitchat
So why not go back home to your igloo
Before I turn you into warm ice wizard fondue

>>17427927
Bod haha you got to be kidding me okay lets go

If you think fire can stop me than you haven't been lookin
don't think about what the rock says bitch jack shits cookin
I got a wall of ice so cold it can stop lava
I may be an ice mage but my flow is straight magma
Thats it, outta charges? Reach around to ya bag
I'm sure you got more rods ya fag.
So please stop this it's just sad now
you sweatin like a pig, i got a dry brow.

Now listen up y'all cuz your rhymes are weak
Raspin' and coughin' you can barely speak -
Now I'm about to drop something reeeeal nice.
Rolling natural 20s on ten-sided dice!

Now the lyrical gift is in slow decline,
Suckas taken in with this bad design -
The rules are clear, they couldn't be clearer,
You'll be watching this carnage from the rear view mirror.

Now may name is the Hustler, I can down some pints.
The wenches know my name, and I'm good at science -
Creating rap theories in my lab for fun -
But in my free time I explore dungeons,
I'm always up front, and I grab mad loot
Checking for traps, and picking locks to boot.
I've got more gold than a miserly dwarf,
Keep it locked in a chest near the fisherman's wharf.
But steal from me, even take my cabbage,
I'll stab you in the back with sneak attack damage.
So listen all you punk MCs and adventurers.
Tavern Hustler's here, no matter what your intentions were.
So let's draw our sword for this verbal rap battle.
My coin purse on the line, I ain't no tattle.
Beat me fair and square, and the bragging rights are yours.
All the ale you can drink and a couple of cheap whores,
But come at me weak with your hit points low,
I'll lay you out cold, and that's fo' sho. A'ight?

The world doesn't need to know who I am
but you soak up attention like a big ham.
The guards don't know me, I'm much too fast
but the ladies all love me, 'cause in bed, I last

You think that your fancy order saves you
But I'll turn those purple jerks faces blue
But after you're gone, no one else will mourn
Other than those fags, no one cares you were born.

>>17428081
And here's what we call the tag, PK
No one gives a fuck what you say.

>>17427934
Ok old foe you first plus I like to start with the worst
I'll take you and your servant down with one burst
When it comes to power I have an unquenchable thirst
After I school you just bask in my mirth smirkin at your worth.
>>17427975
Shred? That's a sharp word for a blunt shit like you
Honestly I forgot what you can even do
You can't put the slightest dent in my armor
If you got a wife please giver her your sword and arm her
Just ta let ya know shes got a better chance
So just watch her enjoy the ice devils dance.

>>17428068
Boy I can school you all day and school you all night
It might even be fun if you put up a fight
But I’m too damn good, I ball to hard
To even be phased by this retard
I been killing and raping for 3,000 years
Taking sex with your mom to new frontiers
So go and take a hike and watch the big boys game
Before I tell you bout your mommas old nick name
Bottom bitch she is, didn’t have the heart to tell you
That I’m your daddy son and it’s past your curfew
So back to bed bwah I won’t tell you again
That you can’t be up after half past ten


Word, you show up late and you get the hate. Show em how it's done Flyte, we school these kids all night

>>17428068
What's this we got here, another rogue
Acting like he's the one who's vogue
You think you're really such hot shit?
Let's see you do MY quests and live to tell about it.
Eldrtich abominations on the run
They'd make you shut up, quiet as a nun
Even the biggest bad stopped attacking the isthmus
And my party's the reason he only comes back for Tarrasquemas.

shit be archived yo

>>17428068
So where you been all this while finally a rapper worth what i got
Nah just kiddin don't go walkin round like youre a hot shot
But yeah you bet I'll take ya bet but you gonna regret
You wanna see what I got here, my towers in the pot.
I'll tear you apart you may think you'll last, time will tell that you will not

>>17427847
You talk like markin' bitches is some proud accomplishment
More like it's the kind of thing a proud MC balks against
As for my Purple Dragon, well, why don't you test my gun
Bet my sword your fakeass bitches would all beg for a rerun

So I'll let you know you ain't done nothin' but show
Your monumental ignorance in ev'ry line you've broke
Like the thin weak ice of MC BLizzurd's spiel
You two deserve one another and to all it's clear
You can't wait to have your cock up up in BLizzurd's rear

DJ Whackacron activated
The rhythm of your bars? Calculated
Now if you'll take a seat and a minute to assess
I'll enlighten you to forty millenia of lyrical finesse
Arithmetic verses resonating from stave
As my victims are struck by a psionic shockwave
I'm an ever-living archivist, ready to acquire
More artefacts to sit alongside my wraithbone choir
And I'm still at it, putting Solemnance on the map
My vocal static ringing out as I transmit
Machinations to entrap
Enough to satiate my Craftworld habit
My essence transfers, ethereal like a ghost
Occupation begins inside my surrogate host
Transported ready for inspection
Excellent! Another Piece for the Collection

>honestly this was a bad one, shoulda gone with Orikan

>>17428068
Tavern Hussela, I think you out of this race
Me and Flyte been smacking you all over the place
You can’t respond cause your mind is blankin
Now get on out of here before I give you a spankin
Or maybe I’ll have to bust out my trusy switch
That I used to beat the hell out of your mom the bitch
So run on home now you ain’t welcome son,
My domination of /tg/ has just begun

>>17428187
What's this we got here? An old piece of junk?
There's no soul in this rapping, your attempt is bunk.
Your psionics won't stop me putting you on ice
I'm about to roll Nat 20- Disable Device

Nigger

Honk honk honk watching motherfuckers drop
Cause the clown bards rock, dodgin all the cops
Got my tumble skill high and my knives down low
Cause I'm here to bring some chaos into this show.

Got more ranks in persuade than other rappers got tats
And my homies agree I don't need to dress all in black
Cause this is one bard who relies on distraction
My bros slip round back while you're watching my action
My pratfalls and pranks get you ganked by the tank!

>>17428241
You can't be usin my signature like that it aint nice
all jokes aside I'll help teach this bot who is the king of ice.
>>17428187
Time for you to just leave and die.
Your robotic functions just make me cry.
Your up in here with that crap, sorry rap,
I'll put you out of commission in a mummys wrap
you old so now its time to get cold an
best turn to dust or you'll get scolded.

>>17428068
Late for the game
And with rhymes full of shame
Ain't nothin' more to say
Than that you failed to play
The ball, you dribbled yourself away
But it's cool, I understand, perfectly
Why your shame you hide in your tavern wenches' sheaths

They say it gets calm before the storm, so I'll make the first move.
You best not think this is done cause I was just gettin in my grove.
So everyone can be hatin' on my cold jokes
Step away or I'll get everyone you know, ya old folks.
So if ya done with the fun we had a nice run
just know I'll be lurkin lookin for another battle before it's done.

>>17428180
>>17428135
>>17428123

So my fellow MCs step up to the gauntlet,
Not afraid to spit, and even to flaunt it.
Well let me tell you that my blade has been honed, my tongue is like a razor, and you should just go home!

Now prepare your bodies for the verbal onslaught,
These rhymes are priceless, can't even be bought.
Even with appraise skills, and your treacherous talk -
You'll be eating creamed gruel whiel your sucking my cock.
The anme's Tavern Hustler, I've travelled cross the land -
Smokin' MCs from all the way to Catan -
All the sages and mages know I'm sharp like a dagger,
All the fancy little elves know I've got mad swagger.
And if you cross me, in the middle of the night.
I'll stab you in the eyes, and I'll take your sight,
Take you down to the old cemetery,
Bury you down in a coffin made of cherry -
And then when you think that you've foudn eternal rest,
I'll raise you up from the ground like a necromantic pest.
And just when you think you'll claw MY eyes out -
I'll smite the undead, with my clerical clout.
Banished you'll be to the negative plane,
While I keep smitin fools with my lyrics profane.

>>17428187
Oh shit
>>17428241
Like my boy just said you a worthless hunk of metal
I almost confused you for my demon tea kettle
Whackaron? You more like Whackamole
I’ll kick your shiny ass back through your own warp-hole
So when you try and bust rhymes in my neighborhood
You really best have one thing understood
Me and Flyte run this board, that aint a question
We own this shit, that aint no deception
So why don’t run this in your calculator
I’ll give you a trip in my incinerator
If you dont bow down to the chain of command
I’ll leave your ass a bit sun tanned.

Come back, junk heap, lets see what you got

>>17428319

Hey little wizzy you aint all that bad
Why don’t you come and be our rap comrade?
At least you try, you got a lot of fight
Even if your rhymes don’t all come out right
How’d you like a taste of total domination?
I’ll let you rule my kingdom when I go on vacation

All these sucka MCs is whack! Where's Sword 'n' Board when you really need him???

>>17428321
Keep ya eyes open sonny boy cause I'll be commin for them.
We'll see whose lost their sight here's a hint this punk thinks hes a gem.
That's right, it's you and you'll never guess when.
On second thought keep your eyes your demise will come from my ice
Keep you alive frozen in a shell stuck on the inside
You'll be stuck forever in my tower.
You shakin? It's okay to cower.
I'll come at ya like an ice storm
you'll be frozen wishin you was warm
I'll make sure you know why they call me Blizzurd
You'll experience a fight with a master wizard.

>>17428269
What is this, a joke?
Should know by now
That a nosefull of coke
Won't help you match my guile
I kill bitches like you
With an arm behind my back
Despite your bang bang that
Might fool that rogue, yeah, Flyte Fool
But know there ain't no foolin' with the PK crew

>>17428412
I'd be honored to be in the same thread as anyone from >>17426358

>>17428406
I'l take up ya offer but show some respect
or I'll hit ya from nowhere, get decked.
But for now we can be a rap crew
We roll together to see how well we do.

>>17428460
Yeah, you might be a whack motherfucker on the mic but you're right in that there ain't nothin' like the old school.

>>17428460
I would love to rap against DJ Phylactery and sword n board. When I first saw that in the archives I cried at the awesome.

Is that it, is the rap game done
That can't be all I'm still havin fun
I'll keep my rhymes so cold and frigid
I hate to say it but this thread might be done kids.

To everyone who posted in this thread, good shit, maybe I'll make a thread tomorrow and make this a more frequent thing.

Gods know this board needs some more OC
And you know I can deliver, WARLOCK OG

>>17428546
Seems to be the case, can't say I'll shed any tears
This was my first attempt but the time's getting near
To sunrise, and I need all the beauty sleep that I can get
'cause soon in the morning I have duties to beget
Fuck all, I'm tired so let's leave it alone
But it was fun while it lasted so let's proudly hit the gong

>>17428586
Thanks for the thread op even if it's dead
I had a lot of fun spittin from my head
Just to let you know I got school yeah I know not cool
anyway I get back a 3:30,
be sure to be there cause my rhymes will be dirty
For now goodnight and don't pout
cause we'll be back but for now peace out.

>>17428635
Word, and I hope you all show up tomorrow. Keep it tight /tg/

Keep it real, my rapping brothers
We got the skills, there are no others
'Till we next meet, to spin more rhymes
We'll keep the music for future times