YESSSSSSSS

GOOD JOB PAPA-N, YOU POSTED THE ARCHIVES FIRST! Also, oh yes~

You finally finish, feeling at least relieved. It’s a small thing, but it seems to take away half of your ache.

“So that’s you too then is it? Senna and Senda? Fuck me, that won’t get confusing or anything.”

The two girls look at you, clearly missing your point. Must be pretty average names for Dark Eldar or something.

“I’m Senna.” Says the one with the twintails.

“Senna.” Says the one with the straight long hair.

“Awful.”

“Fine, I’m Senda.” The one with the twintails held up by green baubles finally admits.

You lay back down on the cot and slide the rest of yourself back onto it with a painful series of grunts and wheezes, until finally you are comfortable again. As much as you can be, anyways.

With a sigh, you close your eyes.

“Also, why am I wearing this?”

The twins look at each other and giggle, as though it were some kind of inside joke.

“No, seriously. I’m the patient, why am I dressed as a sexy Apothecary?”

The girls look at each other, than at you, but don’t say anything.

“…Whatever, is there anything to eat? I’m starving!”

They quickly zip around the room and before you realize it, they are sitting on either side of you spooning soup into your mouth.

>>17248975
I know, I finally remembered. So glad I don't have to jump into traffic again.

You let them feed you for a while. It might not be glamerous and the food doesn’t hold a candle to standard Eldar fare (if Esh’s cooking is anything to go off of), but after narrowly avoiding death, you don’t care at this point. You want to relax and let someone else take care of you for a bit.

After a half hour or so you finally shake your head and pat your stomach.

“Ahh, it’s nice having some food in the mornings again.”

The twins eyes meet, and they nod before looking back to you.

“Max, how are you feeling? Think you can walk normally?” Senna asks, setting the bowl aside.

“Yeah, I think I could probably manage. Why?”

Senda bites her bottom lip, eyeing the door nervously.

“Well, you see… The Archon had a lot of friends here. We are pretty well known and liked, but even our influence extends only so far… We do have a plan, but before we can act on it, this isn’t a safe place for you to be most likely.” Senda finally admits, revealing that she’s been armed this whole time.

It does make some sense. You did help off their leader after all. Though it was the twins that helped you do it…

“Wait. If I’m not safe, what about you two? You were fighting him as well.”

The twins giggle, and fawn over your hair a little.

“Don’t worry about us, honey. We can handle our own, and besides…” Senda looks over to a portrait of a dark and sadistic looking Dark Eldar on the wall. From his fancy gear and whatnot, you can tell this dude is probably somebody big.

“No one is brave enough to mess with us, not with daddy on his way here and all.”

>>17249084
>inb4 daughters of vect

>>17249084

And suddenly their father needed to clean all of his weapons.

DID WE GET THE HAT BACK?

Barely know 'em, and Max is already gonna meet their dad. Wonderful.

You shrug.

“So what’s the problem then?”

“Just because no one wants to mess with us doesn’t mean someone is above figuring out a way to poison you while you sleep.” Senna sets your equipment down on a nearby table. You notice hat-chan sits there and looks polished and clean.

“Well, that would not be too much fun…” Getting away from crazy evil ninja space elves is probably not a bad plan.

“Decidedly not. Here, we’ll give you our own personal communicator numbers.”

They program them into your own device and put it back into its belt pouch.

Despite not really needing it, you let them help you get dressed. They insisted and seem to enjoy it, and admittedly you do as well.

“We’ve arranged a transport to take you wherever you need to go. You should be safe out there, we will be keeping the late Archon’s friends… Occupied…” The twins say mischievously, and you can tell by the look in their eyes that it’s a bad day to be one of those friends.

The girls escort you to the transport, flanked the whole time by a dozen of their hard-eyed loyal soldiers. Despite a few nasty stares, most of the Dark Eldar quickly and politely get out of the twins way.

“Don’t hesitate to give us a call, Max. We should have this whole thing sorted out quickly.” Senna says as you stand in the open door of the small transport skiff.

“Next time, we’ll make sure it’s more fun and maybe even less life threatening.” Senda follows with a smile.

The two of them kiss you on the cheek, and with a final farewell, the doors close.

“Where are we headed?” The pilot asks with a nod.

You check your phone. The twins have changed your background photo to a picture of them blowing a kiss together. Cute. You notice you have one new message from that as well.

"Daddy says he very much wants to meet you next time."

Not sure if want...

[ ] Find the Mechanicus and see if anyone is still alive there.

[ ] Spy on what has the Orks acting so weird, you’ve never seen them like THIS.

[ ] The Necrons are surely up to something sinister…

[ ] Burn some heretic traitors with the bolter bitch babe.

[ ] Help the Tau girl find her brother.

>>17249139

This man has our priorities straight

>>17249152
Talk to the pilot. We are in bad need of a wingman and a dark eldar is the most likely to actually keep up with us.

>>17249178
[X] Find the Mechanicus and see if anyone is still alive there.

>>17249152
Dark Elf Wingman, Bring us to the Tau.

>>17249178

[X] Find the Mechanicus and see if anyone is still alive there.

>>17248917

Woah. OP's image is an edit based off my edit (Revolution Cat) of Nedroid's Party Cat.

>mucho bueno

ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ

>>17249185
We have no need of a wingman. If we did I suspect it would be the tau brother.

>[x] Spy on what has the Orks acting so weird, you’ve never seen them like THIS.
TOIME FOR DA ORKSES BOYS

>>17249178
>[X] The Necrons are surely up to something sinister…

>>17249185
This sounds like a plan.

[ ] Find the Mechanicus and see if anyone is still alive there.

>>17249178
[X] Find the Mechanicus and see if anyone is still alive there.

ERE WE GO, ERE WE GO, ERE WE GO
ERE WE GO, ERE WE GO, ERE WE GOOOOO!
ERE WE GO
ERE WE GO
ERE WE GOOOOOO!
ERE WE GO-OO!
ERE
WE
GOOOOO

>>17249205
Cool to have you in the thread, sorry its such a terrible MSpaint job

>[x] Spy on what has the Orks acting so weird, you’ve never seen them like THIS.

As much as I'd like to see what happens with the Orks,
>[x] Find the Mechanicus and see if anyone is still alive there.

We are still quite fragile I think.

>>17249230

That's alright. The original edit was also made in MSPaint HONK HONK

Spy on the orks. Doing so Faptau style is optional.

>>17249207
Can't it be both?

One uses an XV9 hazard, the other an ace jet bike pilot
Blue and pale, the best buddy cop backup to the glory that is Max

>>17249178

I can't believe I missed the start of this. Still, least it's not truly in full swing yet.

>[x] Spy on what has the Orks acting so weird, you’ve never seen them like THIS.

LET'S DO THIS

[X] Find the Mechanicus and see if anyone is still alive there.

Wingman! Make it so!

>[x] Spy on what has the Orks acting so weird, you’ve never seen them like THIS.

GO MAX GO

[X] Spy on what has the Orks acting so weird, you’ve never seen them like THIS.

Green iz best.

>>17249267
PROTIP: There's no Mechanicus wingman.

>http://1d4chan.org/images/a/a2/CircleA_AdMech.jpg

IF WERE DISCUSSING HERESY, WHAT WOULD YOU GENTLEMEN THINK OF A SORORITAS DIALOUGE FOR SUPER DEEPTHROAT?

>[X] Find the Mechanicus and see if anyone is still alive there.

The only choice...

>>17249298
WHY WOULD WE EVER SAY NO?

>>17249298
I'd be all for it.

I'm currently working on a dialogue for one of the girls myself, thats all I'm going to say.

So it looks like Admech won? Though Orks are close

>>17249298

If you do orks, the ork babe better be feminine OP...

[ ] Find the Mechanicus and see if anyone is still alive there.

dem dendrites giving a handjob. its the only way

>>17249297

I change my vote:
>>17249283
To MECHANICUS PLX

>>17249321

in b4 HUEHUEHUE

>>17249330
>inb4 squiggoth

ORKS!

“Here, punch in these coordinates.”

You give the pilot the imperial designation, which he thankfully converts in his head to whatever system the Dark Eldar used. You can’t read any of the gauges or feeds.

The skiff ride is pretty smooth, and you almost drift off into a nap before the pilot kicks you in the shin.

“OW! Dude what the fuck?”

“We’ve arrived. Get out of my skiff, I’ve got a hot date tonight.”

Well, you can’t hate on a fellow player. So you climb out and toss him a sloppy salute as he speeds off.

The building in front of you is quite large, and in typical imperial fashion, looks a lot like all the buildings around it.
It also looks deserted.

Still, you aren’t going to give up. Someone has got to still be alive in there, and you are going to find them.

It takes several minutes of walking to finally get to an entrance. After dying and all of your almost-dying, you are kind of on edge. You finger the laspistol nervously, wishing that you still had even that junky power armor, which unfortunately was rendered useless but saved your life.

Though having your hat again is a massive confidence boost by itself.

When you finally enter, the whole factory is dead silent. Massive gears and belt systems, normally whirring and loud, are deathly silent.

You don’t know the layout of the building, so you are just exploring the off shooting hallways and whatnot randomly. Much of the place is too dark for you to even see, the rest is softly illuminated by emergency lighting.

[ ] Activate secondary generators

[ ] Find personal illumination

[ ] Stay in the dark

[ ] Find personal illumination
THis guy.

>>17249372
>[ ] Find personal illumination

>>17249372

>[x] Find personal illumination

Then head for the generators. No point trying to restore power if you can't see shit

In the spirit of the alien films and games there is only one option.

[X] Activate secondary generators

[ ] Find personal illumination

[ ] Stay in the dark

personal illumination,

with all that coke we did, maybe we can piss out a chemlight?

>>17249316
>working on one myself
POST SOME OF IT SIR, PLEASE, JUST A SINGLE LINE

Light is sorta important isn't it?

[X] Find personal illumination.

fuck finding personal illumination, max is a fucking psyker he can do that on shit on his own. secondary generators.

>>17249372
[X] Find personal illumination

Activate secondary generators.

After digging through several lockers, you finally find a nonstandard illumination unit.

In the shape of a standard guardsman lasgun. Dohoho.
A bit more confident with some way to see where you are going, you press yet deeper into the passageways which seem to grow more and more narrow.

You freeze suddenly, as your dim beam catches a flicker of movement.

Quickly drawing your laspistol you try to find whatever is out there moving in the dark, but it eludes your light.

You can still hear it, tapping quietly through the hallway right in front of you now!

Heart thundering in your chest, knowing whatever it is, it’s just beyond the range of your flashlight.

Throwing caution to the wind, you sprint to catch up.
Only with the sound of your own heart beating and your heavy boots on the cold metal floor, when you slow down, you find that the noise has ceased.

And you are in a dead end which splits off into three rooms.

Whatever it is, it’s probably watching you right now.

Lt. Elopper is proud.

Right room seems like a good choice, if there even is a choice that is to say, first time posting on this quest.

“…umm…”

“HOLY SHIT FUCK!” You jump and whirl around, laspistol shaking in your hand.

The light finally illuminates what has been avoiding you this whole time, and you almost start spamming the trigger of your pistol, but manage to stop yourself just in time.

“D-don’t shoot me!” She cries, shying away from you and covering her face.

With a sigh of relief as your heart resumes beating, you holster your gun and take a few seconds to calm yourself down.

The girl doesn’t show herself, still cowering in her red hooded robe.

“Hey now, I’m not going to shoot you.” You tell her, pointing to your now holstered pistol.

She looks through her fingers at you, but doesn’t say anything.

“I uhh… I like your robot arms.” You finally say after a minute of silence passes.

“T-thanks I like yours too.” She responds in a very meek voice.

“Uhm…”

The girl has her hand over her mouth now, as though she can’t really believe what she just said. You notice a few yellow wires fall out of the pockets of her robe.

“I…Ummm… I~… No….” She seems to be struggling, more and more wires falling from her pockets.

“Why am I so bad at this!” She finally yells, before leaping up and dashing past you back into the dark hallway wires streaming out of her pockets and littering the ground.

I like this already...

>>17249534
>Yellow wires
>Falling out of a pocket

MMMMM DAT SPAHGETTI

>You notice a few yellow wires fall out of the pockets of her robe.

>“I…Ummm… I~… No….” She seems to be struggling, more and more wires falling from her pockets.

>“Why am I so bad at this!” She finally yells, before leaping up and dashing past you back into the dark hallway wires streaming out of her pockets and littering the ground.


Oh god I'm in tears this is brilliant

>>17249534

You son of a bitch.

>>17249534

Goddamn spaghetti

>>17249534
Did...did she just drop her spaghetti?

>>17249534

>wires being the equivalent of spaghetti. oh you

>>17249534

>>17249590
ALL OF IT

>collect yellow wires, try to return it to her

You don’t move for a few seconds, still a bit stunned. You can hear the tech priestess sobbing as she storms down the narrow passage.

Finally you snap back to and realize she’s getting away from you.

“WAIT!” You shout down the hallway as you chase after her.
Her footsteps are still ahead of you, she’s still running as fast as she can.

“Hold up, I just want to talk!” You yell again.

She doesn’t respond, but you can tell that you are gaining on her now. She was a bit shorter than you and you are probably in better shape, though your body is cursing you for being so rough on it after it nearly gave out two days ago.

Now within feet, you can see her looking back, tears in her eyes.

“Gotcha!” You yell triumphantly when you finally grab her by the hand and slow to a stop.

She struggles, but you don’t let her go. The tech priestess is still sobbing and won’t turn to face you, hiding in her hood.

“Easy there, we both startled each other. No need to get so worked up.”

Despite your soothing, she doesn’t stop crying quietly.

“Hey now, no need for that.” You pat her on the head like you used to do for Helena when she was sad or frustrated.

The tech priestess finally turns to you and looks up enough that you can just barely see her eyes.

“Y-you aren’t mad at me?” She stammers, her voice hoarse.

“No, of course not. Why would I be?” You assure her

>>17249651
One smooth operator Max is.

>>17249651
>>17249651

I sense tech-heresy, i.e. rape! :D

rolled 100 = 100

Mechanicus waifu? oh god yes.

>>17249651
And for the next part, we will need a leather jacket and a ton of hair gel.

>>17249682

AND SO IT WAS DECIDED

>>17249682
>>17249682
>>17249682

THE PERFECT ROLL DEMANDS IT!

>>17249682
Wasted roll....

>>17249688
>>17249689
What did you expect?
It's mechanicus, Exactus Extremis.
Also that is the recurring theme of this, if you haven't noticed.

>>17249689
>>17249688
Roll when asked for? More likely to lead to troll posts more than anything especially if its exceptionally good or bad.

Have you not read the follow up eldar thread? Uncalled for rolls led to massive trolling on PapaN's part

>>17249682

The two of you get married and raise lots of little baneblades, living happily ever after.

The end.

>>17249716
BAD END MAYBE?

>>17249682
fucking noko.

at least it wasnt a 1.

>>17249716
>>17249714
Hivemind.

FUCKING HIVEMIND.

>>17249716

>>17249714
>>17249716
Well that was strangely prophetic.

brb, off to make millions of my newly found powers of prediction and divination.

>>17249714
>>17249716
see.

>>17249716
Best end acquired. Nothing else to see here.

“I…I’m not very good with people.” She finally says quietly, lowering her head so her face is again hidden.

Despite the fact that she is still trembling like a scared animal, she’s stopped crying at least.

“I don’t buy that, you seem very nice.” You assure her, as you start to pull back on her hood to reveal her face.

“No!” She yelps, grabbing her hood and holding it in place.

“Hey, what’s wrong now? I just want to make sure you aren’t injured.”

She stays silent for several moments.

“I… I don’t like showing people my face.”

You smirk.

“Too bad.”

You quickly whip off her hood and she jumps in shock before crouching down and burying her face in her arms.

“Come on, you can show me. Did you get hit in the face or something?”

She shakes her head.

“N-No… No, it’s not that.”

“Than what could it possibly be?” You ask kindly, pulling her lightly up so she's standing again.

“The other tech priests… They… They say I’m… I’m Ugly.” She stammers, trying even harder to hide herself.

“Yeah well, admech dudes often have pretty bad taste.”

With that, you pull her arms apart gently and meet her face to face.

>>17249728
Depends on the system

1 in D% is the best while 100 is the worst

>>17249777
whats the bet she is FUCKING BEAUITFUL because of the fact it aint machine its ugly.

>>17249777
She is still fleshy (Mostly?) ! EPIC!

>>17249777

Angelic trips means she's the most beautiful woman he's ever seen (but secretly a Slaanesh worshiper)

rolled 16 = 16

>>17249777

Tech-priestess beauty check

>>17249798

WHAT PART OF DON'T ROLL IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND

YOU'RE PLAYING WITH FIRE HERE

>>17249798
Roll when asked.... not before

rolled 42 = 42

>>17249809
>>17249816

Rolling for the fucks I don't give.

>>17249798

Her face is hideous, a mess of tubes and wires with soulless black eye-implants.

"Nope, I'm out."

You put a las round though your own temple.

>>17249831
you give an average ammount of fucks

>>17249837
Wait which one?

>>17249848
roll 1d2. 1 is right, 2 is left.

>>17249848

Would it matter?

>>17249858
I meant which pistol.
We have a pistol light and an actual Pistol!

>>17249837
D:

Her eyes are a bit red and staring hard at her feet, but they are a pretty almond and go well with her black hime cut. Despite what she says, and whatever those gearheads say, she is in fact quite beautiful.

“Yeah, they are officially confirmed for shit taste.” You tell her.

She finally looks back at you, still trembling but with maybe a faint hint of appreciation.

“R…Really?” She asks quietly.

“Yeah, really. You are damn fine. Is this an Immolator factory? Because you look hot.”

Despite your terrible lines, she awards you with a faint smile.

“Do you mean it?” She asks, a little louder and less shy now.

“I would take you home and eat cherries off of your ass while I let you fix my cycle.”

She giggles before looking you fully in the eyes and smiling genuinely.

“You are pretty weird.” She finally says, though no longer gloomy.

“So I’ve been told… Anyways, what is this place?”

She raises an eyebrow, as if a bit surprised.

“Well, there’s really only one thing Yagis V produces in any kind of quantity.”

“Which is?” You press, as much as you think you already know the answer.

“Well… Lingerie…”

“Fuck... I was REALLY hoping for baneblades.”

>>17249877

Do continue

>>17249837
It's sad to know I'm the only one that finds this hilarious while the "THIS STORY IS MY LIFE GUYS" are getting pissed off

>>17249877

I'm still getting Slaanesh vibes off this chick, especially because she works on a fucking lingerie forgeworld.

>>17249877
Wait? We are back there again?

rolled 4 = 4

>>17249877
The Lingerie is for baneblades

>>17249891
Hey man, it's not all WAR AND GRIMDARK in the Adeptus--the civilians still need basic supplies, and the only ones who know how to work the machines are the tech priests.

>>17249891
maybe she's the one who makes sure the door hinges work? after all, she's the "unnatural" one to the rest of admech.

>“Which is?” You press, as much as you think you already know the answer.

>“Well… Lingerie…”

PRAISE THE EMPRAH

>>17249887
It's still funny, as far as I was aware the responses were only mock serious.

rolled 44 = 44

Rolling for the anger of people who hate out-of-sequence rolling.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17248917/
SAVED!

>>17249809

I agree with you, I'm not saying that we should roll EVERYTHING and derail Papa's writing. But and now and again when the moment is right just makes it hilarious and exciting...When Papa is nice enough to give a result.

With that said, continue please Papa. I do enjoy your writing.

>>17249950
agree

Before you can continue giving her the moves, a skull probe pokes its head out of her robes at her feet.

“Mika-chan, chaos terminators detected inside the structure.” It chimes in a cheery robot voice.

“H-huh? Where?” The tech priestess stammers back to it.

“Right here.” The skull responds back with a now VERY out of place cheerfulness.

A powerfist busts through the wall not three feet to your left.

“OH YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!”

The dust clears, and three chaos terminators are staring you right in the face.

[ ] Back down the hallway

[ ] Room 1

[ ] Room 2

[ ] Room 3

[ ] Fight and die

>>17249965
[ X] Fight and die

only true choice.

>>17249965
[X] Fight and die

FOR GLORY!

>>17249965
FIGHTING AND DYING IS ALL A GUARDSMAN KNOWS!

>>17249965

[ ] Room 3

>>17249965
ROOM 1!
LORD!
ROOM 1!

>>17249965
[X] Room 2
Please be love room please be love room....

What? where else do you think they...AHEM test fire....their latest...products?

>>17249965

[x] Fight and Die, LIKE A BOSS

>>17249965
Max doesn't have time to think, he does what he was trained to do. He dies.

>>17249965
Rooms probably have nothing intersting, but running down a hallway gets us combi boltered / assault cannon'd

LETS SEE WHAT'S BEHIND DOOR NUMBER 2!

[x] Room 2

[ ] Room 1

running time!

>>17249798

[X] Room 3. Or really, literally any option that isn't fight or die and has the most votes.

>>17249965
[X] Fight and die

WE WILL STAND AND FIGHT, WE BEAT DOWN ABADDON, WE DUELED WITH DOOMRIDER, WE WERE THE BEST FISHERMAN, WE PARTIED WITH THE GODS, WE KILLED AN ARCHON IN HIS OWN ARENA, THESE SMALL FRY ARE NOTHING!

[X] Room 3

We are in a dead end, I don't think we can sprint past him before he goes *pop* and we die.

Fight to the death!

>>17249965
[X] Fight and die.
Just to see how a Guardsman turned commissar turned fisherman turned warp-surfing psyker goes against 3 chaos marines.

Whelp.
This is gonna end well..

We can't run. We can't fight. Room 3 is the answer

>>17250025
Terminators...they are terminators

Guys WE might be AWESOME

But mika chan the tech maiden IS NOT BULLET PROOF.

What if chaos marine hurts her...could you live with yourself?

>>17250043
O,,,,o

Room 3!

Guys.... papa-n is probably being serious about "fight and die"
Do you guys seriously want to die? It doesn't say "stay and fight", you are going to die guys.
I vote for anything that doesn't include "fight and die"

Room 101!
Those guys really need re-education.

>>17250043
room 3 all the way

>>17250056
>>17250043

Bawwww, am I too GRIMDARK for you, cupcake?!

>>17250014

This

“Have at you!” You yell, drawing your sword.

Before you can react, a chain fist buries itself in Mika’s side.

“Hah!?” She yells in surprise before blood oozes out of her mouth and her eyes go blank.

The terminator laughs as he tosses her limp form aside, before turning to you.

Their guns level, and in this narrow hallway, you don’t have anywhere to escape to.

[ ] Sword

[ ] Pistol

[ ]Psychic blast

>>17250056
Last thread had us choosing how to die. We killed the archon who was offering us the choice.
We have taken this option before and torn through all that opposed us.

>>17249965
we are a guardsman, fight and die.

Room 3!

>>17250072
[X] Psychic Blast

>>17250072

GOOD JOB GAIZ.

Psychic Blast

rolled 72 = 72

>>17250072
what sort of terminators are they?

if not tzeench or khorne, PSYCHIK BLAST

otherwise, sword sword sword.

>>17250072
You son of a bitch.

>[ ]Psychic blast

>>17250072
...seriously...I hate those guys....

MIKA CHAN....MIKA CHAN...OPEN YOUR EYES BABY...

RAGE THE FUCK OUT
[X] FUCK YOU, YOUR SOUL AND ALL OF YOUR TAINT BLAST

>>17250085
oh fuck, left dice on from another thread. sorry guys.

Bullshit psyker powers activate!

>[ ]Psychic blast

>>17250091

CHANNEL YOUR FURY INTO THEIR ANNIHILATION

[ ] Psychic Blast

with all our rage, all our hope. every bit of it. fuck chaos.

TAKE THIS! MY LOVE, MY RAGE, AND ALL OF MY HERESY!

>>17250127
You are aware that the quest uses d100 not d10 right?

>>17249965

Guys...Guys. Looks at what you fucking did.

[X] Psychic Blast

>>17250043
Well, that was a slight misread on my part.

Never the less, I want to see max suplex a chaos terminator, just because it fits in the spirit of shounen enemy power level progression.

Besides we have Mika-chan to prote-
Well, damn. She died.

I'm still voting for suplexing the bastards, but [Psyche blast] is my second vote.

>>17250137

You are aware it's always been d20?

rolled 6 = 6

PSYCHIC BLAST !!!

“Quick, in here!” Mika grabs your hand and both of you sprint into one of the nearby rooms.

She slams the door shut and a heavy bolt engages the lock.

“That will hold them for a second or two, but we don’t have much time!” She yells at you.

But you are already on it.

“Don’t worry babe, I’ve got this shit. Wait, how the fuck are you still ALIVE?"

"Good armor save." She replies as her hands fly over a control panel.

The terminator armor is quite a bit harder to put on than the standard power armor was, but you are pretty quick with your lives on the line and all that.

Three weapons adorn a rack on the wall, but the left hand of the armor is already taken up by a shield.

[ ] Power sword

[ ] Storm bolter

[ ] Power Axe

[X] FUS RO DAH!

FUS
ROH
DAH

>>17250148
Your right...I am apparently incapable of basic memory...

>>17250157

Power Sword

>>17250157

[x] Power axe

>>17250157
Power Axe, we had success with the one in the arena after all. And they probably have us outmatched for range.

[X] Power sword

Try swinging around a power axe in a building

>>17250157
[x] Power axe

[X] Kiss Mika for good luck

Power sword!

>>17250147
>almost 2012
>can't link the right post.
>>17250040 was who I meant to link.

Also, Papa-N.
You are cruel for telling us about a cute techpriestess and then killing her off.

I'd like it to be troll, but somehow it's just too funny.

>>17250157

If you're going to kill characters, have them STAY DEAD. 'Good armor save' is just a cop-out.

>>17250157

[X]Power Sword. Gotta better reach against the chainfist, storm bolter won't save you when the other 2 terminators are on your ass while you're trying to shoot one.

>>17250182

You're in Termy armour, walls mean nothing to you now

>>17250157
>humans cannot wear Terminator Armor
>rule of cool override active
Let's do this!

[X] Power Axe!
And tell me, this armor has horms on the sides of the helmet.

>>17250182
Fuck walls, we got a power axe.

>>17250157
Power Sword

>>17250157
>[ ] Power Axe
Oh.

Oh yes.

Power sword.

>>17250072
Psychic blast.

[ power axe]

>>17250182
Fuck the building.

We have power axe now.

Well we showed the Dark Eldar our axe factor, time to show these guys

Power axe

>>17250191
You are aware that Papa-N likes to tease us with non-canon bits of our death when some anons are going too wild?
This was one such occasion.

>>17250230
If the building comes in our way, we suplex it.

With [x] power axe.

Rage AXE!

“Alright, this should do it.” You grab the power axe and ready yourself for the fight.

“Hey, what are you doing? Use your other arms to grab those other weapons!” Mika yells at you as the door starts to cave from power fist blows. She pulls off your hat and stuffs the helmet onto your head. You don’t complain, hat-chan is cool but he can’t stop bolter rounds.

“Huh?”

But you quickly realize that somehow you are controlling two additional servitor arms attached to the armor.

Without questioning it, you grab the sword and storm bolter with the claws, and again turn to face the wall.

The door finally is blown back off of its heavy hinges, but the chaos terminator stops when he sees you.

“None shall stand in the path of the rape train.”

With that, you swing the axe down and it easily cuts into his head. The heavy armor slams hard into the ground, and the other two terminators look startled. Clearly, things were not going as planned.

Before they can raise their guns, you let them have it with the storm bolter. They are knocked backwards from the impact of the heavy shells, and you press your attack until you are within range.

The one on your left pulls back his power fist for a strike, but you quickly lash out with the shield and knock him onto his back. At the same time, your servitor arm lashes out with the sword and pierces the other terminator through his middle.

The last chaos terminator struggles to rise, but you put a heavy boot on his chest, and the storm bolter clatters away. Chaos head jelly, order yours today.

“Nice work!” Mika yells with adoration, jumping over the corpses until she’s behind you. She has a laspistol clutched in both hands and both mechanical arms.

“Thank me when we’re out of this mess.” You tell her.
You sincerely doubt this is over yet.

[ ] Down the hallway back into the man factory floor

[ ] Through the hole the chaos terminators made.

>>17250339

TO THE FACTORYYYY!

[ ] Down the hallway back into the main factory floor

[X] Through the hole the chaos terminators made.
Finally awake when thread is alive

[ ] Through the hole the chaos terminators made.

ATTACK! we shall cut out these cockblockers from their source

[ ] Down the hallway back into the man factory floor

Man floor? I am... curious....

>>17250339

>[x] Through the hole the chaos terminators made.

THE RAPE TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES

[ ] Down the hallway back into the man factory floor
find the lingerie TITAN BOOTYLICIOUS

[ X ] Down the hallway back into the man factory floor

[X] LINGERIE FACTORYYYYYYYYY!!

Factory Hallway

>>17250354
forgot my pic

Through the hole the chaos terminators made.

[X] Down the hallway back into the man factory floor

find a safe place for the little lady

>>17250339

[X] Through the hole, and into her's. If there were more terminators coming from it they would already be attacking.>>17250339

>>17250366
MAN FLOOR OF LINGERIE FACTORYYYY!

.... Oh god, I'm having doubts about this.

[ ] Through the hole the chaos terminators made.

>[x] Down the hallway back into the man factory floor

Gorramit, I was just about to go to sleep!

>>17250386
Well, it says "back into".... So, perhaps there was nothing bad at all. Or max just didn't notice when he was running after the Mika-chan.

[X] Through the hole the chaos terminators made.
WE ARE THE EMPERAHS FUREH!

Lets take the fight to them Follow the Terminator Hole

[X] Down the hallway back into the man factory floor.

Guys, we just killed 3 terminators in under 3 minutes. This is way too easy, and therefore, trap.

>inb4 we enter the hole, die, and HUEHUEHUEHUE

“Back into the factory floor, I have a feeling some bad shit is about to come pouring out of that hole.”

Mika doesn’t argue with you, and both of you sprint down the hallway.

Well, more like she walks along behind your lumbering ass.

“Cant this thing go any faster? Why didn’t you at least paint it red?”

Mika looks startled at the question.

“It-It’s a work in progress, I haven’t had time to finish it yet!”

Finally the two of you get through the winding hallways and into the open factory. You notice the lights are now on, casting a bright light over the paradise before you.

“Quit oogling them and lets go!” Mika shouts, pushing you in the back as though you can even feel that.

“Err… Yeah…” You toss the power sword aside and snatch up a bag of factory fresh goodies, labeled “Assorted”, you like the sounds of that.

“Wah? What are you doing?” Mika stammers, looking at the power sword than back at you.

“Uhh… It was malfunctioning.”

“B-but…”

“No time, let’s move!” You shout, and it sounds pretty bad-ass through the helmet.

You lumber over to the massive hanger door. Why a lingerie factory has a hanger door a baneblade could fit through, you don’t know, but you don’t know if the armor can fit through the door you first entered into the factory.

The metal door creaks in protest, but then starts to lift up with a faint grinding noise.

As soon as it lifts up enough, you duck underneath and step out into the light.

“Commissar, how good to see you again.” Abbadon laughs mercilessly.

“Cockfag.”

Abbadon’s smile fades slightly, and he pats the leg of the Defiler standing next to him.

Which lifts up its two front arms, and is going to try to flatten you.

Roll for initiative.

rolled 16 = 16

>>17250475
HOLDING ON, TO WHAT WE'VE GOT

rolled 16 = 16

>>17250475

EMPRAH GUIDE MY DICE

rolled 19 = 19

ROLL!

rolled 3 = 3

>>17250475

rolled 2 = 2

>>17250504
>>17250503
>>17250494

Good job, now to do my part for the Emprah

rolled 4 = 4

>>17250475
>>17250494
IT DOESN'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE IF WE MAKE IT OR NOT

[X] Optic blast

>>17250515
>>17250514

Oh, feck.

rolled 2 = 2

>>17250475
We're dead.

>>17250475
how does he pat the defiler when he has no arms?

>>thread 1
>>...as Abbadon himself has no arms...

rolled 4 = 4

>>17250475

>Guys, the hole is totally a trap. Let's look at some assless chaps.
>Defiler

Rolling a 1 because fuck that noise.

rolled 12 = 12

>>17250514
>>17250515

rolled 11 = 11

>>17250475
You idiots should never keep rolling if it has been good so far.

STOP. EVERYONE STOP. BEFORE THE 1 CATCHES OUR SCENT!

>>17250528
>>17250526
>>17250518
>>17250515
>>17250514

rolled 10 = 10

>>17250514
Hey guys, what's going on here ?

rolled 6 = 6

>>17250536

Don't worry, I got this.

rolled 9 = 9

>>17250536
NEVER

>>17250526

We've charged Abaddon, bested Doomrider, fucked three demons and kicked an Archon's ass. This defiler doesn't even have a -name-.

rolled 11 = 11

"Need a hand with that?"

Also, rollan. Fuck nat 1.

We might die, we might not. But to fear the dicegods in the face of danger?

What are we, something that is not fishermen?
Fuck.
No.

rolled 19 = 19

Defiler can't into Comissar

rolled 7 = 7

GO!!!

rolled 2 = 2

WE HAVE TWICE THE ARMS THEY HAVE!

THEY STAND NO CHANCE

rolled 1 = 1

Yeah, nah.

We're dead.

>>17250548
>>17250551

>>17250572
You monster!

rolled 6 = 6

Dice gods ain't got shit on me.

rolled 3 = 3

Does the terminator armor lower our initiative score?

>>17250572
Trolls are out in force tonight.

>>17250572
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

rolled 15 = 15

>>17250572

rolled 8 = 8

By the emprah! Sweet Delicious Heresy!

Now... it be time to fuck up Abbadon's day, again.

>>17250572


Well shit.

rolled 2 = 2

FOR THE EMPRAH!!!

>>17250572
HA

>>17250591
Damnit no! That is not the roll I wanted. I wanted a bigger one!

rolled 16 = 16

Damn you dice! You will take this 20 and you will like it!

It's like some people don't have the 4chan addon.

rolled 2 = 2

This has to have been our worst rolling ever.

Can I rectify this?

rolled 7 = 7

GOD EMPRAH OF ALL BIKINIS, SAVE US ALL WITH A CRIT !

rolled 16 = 16

>>17250610
I have lost my faith, brothers

>>17250607
No. No you can't, so it seems. Woe be unto us! Waily waily! For we are abandoned by the dice in our time of need!

>>17250607

If you say so.

<<

>>17250572
Too busy dreaming of the bag of goodies in your servitor arm, you don't have time to react to the attack.

The Defiler flattens you, and, under Abbadon's order, keeps wailing away until little remains of you but shards of metal and a gooey mess.

rolled 3 = 3

>>17250607

Guess not champ, Papa is gonna be trolling the absolute shit out of us now. Or probably pissing himself.

Rolling his troll magnitude

rolled 11 = 11

It's ok guys this gun is twin-linked.

We can reroll.

rolled 3 = 3

Check my Win, Abbadon

See the man about to be eaten by the giant gopher beast? I do believe that might be us and poor Max.

rolled 4 = 4

Why do you guys keep rolling?
If you see that it's going good, then don't roll, if it goes bad, roll as fuck.

rolled 3 = 3

>>17250621
Detect motive check to see if you're lying.

You're trolling.

Stop?

You don’t give the Defiler time, and step within its reach.

“Stay inside!” You shout back to Mika, who doesn’t reply.
The construction of chaos slams its arms down furiously, but they miss.

You swing the power axe with all of your might, and it pierces into the Defiler, but only slightly. The thing doesn’t seem fazed, or amused. It’s lascannons rotate down to fry you.

Abandoning the axe, you roll out of the way and the shots scorch the concrete where you had stood a second ago,
Abbadon has retreated back and is laughing, clearly expecting you won’t make it out of this. He claps his hands together in amusement. Wait, he didn’t have arms the last time you saw him, but you don’t have time to point out that glaring plot hole

You recover from the roll just in time to raise your shield in a vain attempt to block an incoming arm, which impacts hard. The blow sends you rolling back, and the shield is cracked in half. You notice it also disabled your left servitor arm.

Dropping the storm bolter down into your hands, you unleash it on the Defiler, which doesn’t seem to notice it much.

“Emprah damn it!” You shout as the gun runs dry.

The Defiler swings down again, and again you dodge. Only this time, you seize the opportunity and run up its arm as fast as the suit allows.

>>17250653

Yeah, I don't think we can dig this hole any bigger if we wanted to now.

>The Defiler swings down again, and again you dodge. Only this time, you seize the opportunity and run up its arm as fast as the suit allows.

I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING

“Hit from underneath!” You hear Mika cry out.

A pitiful leap barely carries you back to the axe, which you wrench out from the raging machine as you fall back to the pavement.

Now you have its soft underbelly exposed, and you hack at one of the legs.

The axe cleaves through the metal, leaving the leg hanging by just a strand of melted slag, and completely unusable.
The Defiler screeches in protest, but you aren’t about to relent.

Again and again you cut, severing legs until the monstrous machine falls hard onto its side. Leaping up on top of it, you deliver one last massive strike to its exposed side. It’s power goes dead.

“Where are my arms, how was I clapping?” Abbadon howls, confused.

“Master, we must retreat!” A cultist yells and tugs on Abbadon’s armor.

Reluctantly he climbs into the back of a rhino, but even as it speeds off he screams back at you.

“I’LL HAVE YOUR HEAD ONE DAY COMISSAR! AND YOUR MEDDLING FRIENDS TOO!!!!!!”

>>17250688
That was the best nat 1 ever

>>17250688

>Reluctantly he climbs into the back of a rhino, but even as it speeds off he screams back at you.

>“I’LL HAVE YOUR HEAD ONE DAY COMISSAR! AND YOUR MEDDLING FRIENDS TOO!!!!!!”

For the love of all that's holy someone drawfag this

>>17250688

Fantastic.

Max - 2
Abaddon - 0

Now time to score bitches.

Far away, Creed grins in satisfaction, as he clubs the would-be-Chaos Assassin with a large metal arm. One of his guards starts in surprise.
"Where did you get them, my lord?"

Creed gives him another grin. "It's called being a tactical genius kid. Get used to it."

Let her play with out armor?

I can just imagine Max taking a puff of a cigar while simultaneously mooning abbadon.

>>17250770
Derpy Eyes Go

>>17250766
I love it. Do you mind if that's canon?

You collapse as the armor powers down, and you read the message in your helmet.

“Game Over… Continue?”

But you don’t have any thrones, and you can’t move the suit.
Mika struggles for a moment, but finally gets the helmet off of you, before putting your hat back on.

After a few minutes, she’s got you out of the armor entirely.
Mika is panting and sits down, exhausted.

“Those pieces are heavy…” She says between deep breaths. Her robe is open, and you can’t help but watch her perky unmodified boobs rising up and down with her chest.

Come to think of it, the only modifications you can see are her additional mechanical arms.

“So you don’t have a lot of metal bits, eh?”

She blushes at your comment, and closes her robe.

“I know, I know. How unsightly right?”

You shake your head.

“Nah, metal parts are cool and all, but I prefer you without anything more than what you’ve got. I think you look great as is.”

She looks away and laughs, still blushing.

“You are very different from the tech-priests.”

>>17250688
Hey, Papa-N! Remember me? I finally managed to track this thread down.

Now, as for my promise, I will try to draw a request from this thread. I'll post the finished piece on tomorrows thread, maybe.

>>17250805

they don't give hats like these to just anybody, doll.

Max, this is your inquisitor speaking. About how large are these breasts?

>>17250805
Go for it Papa. I live to serve.

>>17250805
Is it wrong of me to think of her a bit like this?

And YES ! Hands Canon!

>>17250822

THIS!
>>17250688

>>17250822
See >>17250715

>>17250822

You there!

\/
>>17250715

Damn Abaddon and his swiftly-running ways!
We should've killed him when we had the chance! A glorious strike against Chaos, for anonymous Guardsmen everywhere!

>>17250840

Rather...

>>17250822
Sweet bro, I was hoping we would get to see you again.

I'll leave the requests to you and however you want to do it. No thread tomorrow because I'll be hunting. I'm thinking the 19th at 4pm will be the next one if I can fit it in, though it would probably not go too late because I leave at like 3am or something nuts on the 20th. I'll try to have some later threads between the 20th and 30th, maybe start around 8pm eastern or something.

>>17250832
Cool. It was a damn good idea and mad props for it.

>>17250831
Size D. Cute and perky but not huge.

>>17250857

Why would you do that, you fool? The guy who replaced him might be an actual threat!

rolled 4 = 4

>>17250864
>D
>Not huge
wat

Anyways, I've got something I need to do so I'll pick this back up in an hour or so.

Sorry for the delay.

>>17250841
Got it, friend. I'll start working on it.

>>17250864
Wait, what time is it there again? These time zone things are really confusing me. Its 10 am, Dec 18 here.
By the Emprah, I hope I dont screw this up.

>>17250902
8:49pm the 17th

>>17250876
In the land of pretend D tend to be average

Really, think about any video game, book, or movie

D is average in them

Like these?

>>17250864

So the main story time is over for today? I sure hope not!

There has got to be an easier way to know when Papa does these.

Damnit I can't be sitting up till midnight lurking on /tg/ for this!

>>17250901


Oh, nevermind. I'll be waiting here patiently.

>>17250928


He posts when he'll do the next one at the end of every thread.

>>17250928

He always does it at roughly 4pm, which is GMT -5

He usually mentions a day and time, I don't think you can reasonably get better than that

>>17250905
So, 14 hour diff, that would make it that 4pm at 19th youre way is . . .

6 am at 20th my way!? aw man, so early, again.
Welp, ill try to be here by roughly 5 pm youre way.

Gots to go, Papa-N and gang. Got stuff to do. Bye

Pic related. Babby's first draw. I think I didnt manage to give it to the requester so ill do it here. Its SHODAN, as C'tan shard.

>>17250972
Not bad.

Wait, before I go, I would kindly ask for references from alll of you.
>>17250980
Also thanks

Bye

>>17251044
ok. Abbadon. With no arms.

>>17251063
How fucking long is his hair without that weird skull knot thingy he must fucking trip over it constantly when he lets it down

rolled 9 = 9

I finish reading the set just in time for it to be not?

Well, I shall be watching for further developments.

>>17251441
papa's coming back. he said he would.
he said. and papa wouldn't just leave us. no, papa wouldn't. would he?

rolled 14 = 14

Oh, right, and I'm just in time for him to come back if I read correctly.

Holy fuck, that incident with the spear with the tsunseer, NOT EVEN THE PART WHERE HE MADE HALF THE THREAD BELIEVE MAX WAS ACTUALLY DEAD, PISSED ME THE FUCK OFF.
IF THAT'D BEEN ME ITD BE LESS "OH WELL THATS FINE YOU JUST TRIED TO FUCKING KILL ME WITH A HIGHLY DEADLY WEAPON I ONLY NARROWLY AVOIDED, DINNER TIME" AND MORE
"FUCK. YOU. GET ME THE FUCK OFF THIS GODDAMN SHIP!, crazy ass tsunder bitch..."
IM ACTUALLY FUCKING ANGRY IN REAL LIFE RIGHT NOW. FUCKING HELL.

>>17251551
>>>/reddit/

>>17251551
taking our ball and going home doesn't get us into tsunderEldar pants.

>>17251551
yup

>>17251568
Less actually "if it'd been me" and more, "id have rather seen her reaction to THAT"
eh. For some reason getting insulted on the internet actually makes me calmer

>>17251583
Oh, I wouldnt have wanted for him to actually end up going. Just to have been a bit more pissed with her. The knife, the bedroom incident, those werent too bad, but the fucking spear pissed me off for some reason

>>17251616
And so goes life.
Personal been mulling over the idea of a failed anti ork weapon quest . Playing the weapon , an ork / tyranid hybrid that has humanoid build, along side a retainer of a sister ...

>>17251616
max just finished surfin the warp with the emperor. he was all suave and finesse at the time. plus he was in the heart of the enemy, so to speak. he had to play it cool lest he take a mindbullet from some random passerby.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLOLOLOLOLOROFLMAOLOLOROFLOPTERROLOLOLOLOL....you sir have mad me laugh to tears with all these stories WHILE poping a rod and and searching for elusive and almost non exsistant pictures of each corsponding girl. Good show sir, Good show.

Well we will wait won't we whelp ...

>>17251958

Poker anyone?

Shit I'm sorry all, my little sisters surprised me when I got back to my place so I entertained them for a bit. Havent seen them since Thanksgiving.

They pre-ordered me an Asus eee prime tablet for xmas. (I got them each an Iphone for their birthdays.)

Lets see, where was I...

>>17251998
captcha ate my image

rolled 16 = 16

>>17252005

Are your sisters hot?

>>17252005

good luck with your tablet, I had that asus one they have now, and it is utter shit. hate it so much it sits in my tech drawer. at the bottom.

>>17252080
Really? I heard the prime was supposed to be good.
>>17252036
I guess? Not into that kind of thing though.

You smile at her, and she smiles back. No guns going off, lived another day, talking with a pretty girl. Yeah, this is nice, you should defiantly do this more often. Preferably with less things trying their damnedest to kill you.

“While, I did manage to save this at least.” You hold up the bag of assorted lingerie triumphantly.

Mika giggles at you, than pauses.

“Come to think of it, I don’t know your name.”

Shit, you haven’t introduced yourself yet.

“Right, sorry. I’m Max. Mad Decarus, with the guard. Sort of…”

You trail off. Who ARE you with anymore?

“Anyways, I don’t think it’s a good idea to stick around here. We need to find someplace safer.”

Mika looks fired up at your words.

“I know just the place, I was planning on trying to go there myself. It’s an Admech shelter in case of an event like this. The whole place is rigged with turrets and whatnot, it’s probably the safest place on the entire planet.”

“Shit, why didn’t you mention this earlier? Let’s go!”

“The place is a bit of a distance from here, we’re going to need some kind of transport.”

Shit, you haven’t seen anything around.

Always with the guard. part of the fine print of hat-chan

Convert the armor ?

rolled 19 = 19

>>17252106
Doomrider appears to bring us there.

>>17252106

Time to kick ol' Armless wonder off of his ride and go joy riding?

rolled 3 = 3

turn the broke dick termy's dendrites into wheels, and make some sort of tandem bycicle

rolled 12 = 12

>>17252143

rolling for perils

>>17252143
I'm sure Mika wouldn't approve of a champion of Slaanesh helping us, especially one with a tainted machine.

After a bit of walking you manage to locate three vehicles. To be honest, you don't really know how to drive any of them.

[ ] Thunderbolt

[ ] Rhino

[ ] Tauros

>I'm sure Mika wouldn't approve of a champion of Slaanesh helping us, especially one with a tainted machine.

bitch added arms to a terminator suit that fits a regular human. She is full blown heritek.

>>17252172
Thunderbolt, she can drive.

>>17252172
...
see if she knows how to?

thunderbolt

Never flown a heavy aircraft before? What could possibly go wrong?

>>17252172

Rhino

[ ] Thunderbolt

because flying worked so damn well last time, might as well have another go

>>17252174
and shrugged off a chainfist hit like it was nuthin. bitch is chaos as well.

[x] Thunderbolt

"Hey Mika, do you have any idea how to drive any of these?"

She tilts her head and looks at you.

"N-no? I thought you did?"

"None of them?"

"No, I can drive some tanks so the rhino would be close to that...Maybe? But it would take forever to get there..."

>>17252223
Thunderbolt it is then.

thunderbolt

maybe we can crash it into abbadon again on the way to the secret base.

Alright then, its settled.

“We’re taking the thunderbolt.”

Mika looks a bit terrified, clutching at her robe nervously.

“Umm… I thought you didn’t know how to fly one of those?”

“How hard can it be?” You shrug.

Your sentiment changes somewhat, however, when you are both strapped into the cockpit as the craft sits poised on the launch ramp.

“You…. You’re sure about this?” She’s visibly shaking.

“…No, let’s go try something else.”

You hit the button that you think opens the cockpit back up.

*Launch sequence initiated, may the Emperor guide your flight*

“That… Was not the button I was looking for.”

“Max, if you don’t know how to fly this, chances are we are probably going to die.”

You turn around to make a witty comment.

“Yeah well never tell me the odHOLY FUUUUUUCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

The Thunderbolt is thrown forward by the catapult, the air speed gauge is rapidly increasing.

Too late to bail now, you grab the control stick and hang on for dear life.

Do a barrel roll!

rolled 6 = 6

rolling for luck

Thunderbolt.

The fighter shakes and bucks as its rocketed down the ramp, it’s engines screaming to life.

You don’t even have time to think before you are in the air, looking at the orange sky above, the sun beginning to set.
Still, you haven’t died yet. Everything seems ok.

Taking hold of the stick, you try to put the craft into a soft left turn.

The fighter lurches into a hard roll, and begins spinning rapidly, increasing in speed.

“Max, level us out!” Mika screams, “Pedals, there should be pedals!”

You try to stop the roll, pushing hard on each of the pedals trying to figure out which one is going to keep you in the sky longer.

After several agonizing seconds, you manage to level the craft out.

Just in time to see the burst of autocannon fire miss your left wing by inches.

“Hell Talons!” Mika yells, “Two of them!”

[ ] Try to outrun them

[ ] Dogfight

[ ] Evasive maneuvers

Thunderbolt?
Thunderhawk?

EVASIVE MANEUVERS

rolled 9 = 9

>>17252371
[x] Evasion

DO A BARREL ROLL!

[ ] Evasive maneuvers starfox

DOGFIGHT!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKLXFcCsDFg

EVASIVE MANOUVERS!

EVADE THEM TO DEATH!

Evade

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8rZWw9HE7o

Evasive manuvers!

>>17252405
Fuck yes, I was just about to post this

[ ] Dogfight

they had the GALL to shoot at a commisar(fake) of his emperor's imperial guard? we've chainsworded abbadon, killed a d. eldar archon, made friends with a fuckign carnifex. and these chaos motherfuckers think they can just shoot us down!
pic related

>>17252371
Evasive manuevers, we need to get them off our six.

rolled 19 = 19

dogfightan! PRNG hear my cries!

Skilled pilots or not, they are actual pilots and you are some idiot sitting in a craft that takes years of training to learn.
There’s no way you are going to break and get into a turning fight, you would get slaughtered.

“Hold on!” You shout back to Mika, before shoving the stick forward and jamming down the right pedal.

The Thunderbolt rolls over into a dive and quickly starts losing altitude. The Talons blow past you, having been at max speed in their attempt to get into range.

The g forces are intense, and it’s a struggle to keep from blacking out. Mika isn’t faring as well as you, she’s already out.

As close to the deck as you dare, you reverse the move. Or you try to.

The craft groans against the stress, and is only easing out of the dive at slowly. Too slowly.

You pull with all your might, until finally the nose inches up and levels off. You look down just in time to see a building blink by, mere feet below you.

Mika must have come to, because you hear her scream

>>17252536
Nope
Pretty sure that was yourself

Perhaps we already went too far?

Also, how are we planning to land?

>>17252575
The Max Decarius way...

evasive maneuvering into the ground accidently.

"relax baby, its all instinctual." right as you start to skid to a stop on the ground.

>>17252575
We can always drift.
I think we drifted at some point.
Might work this time too. With heavy aircraft, throwing a tail shouldn't be too hard with all that weight.

“Chill out, I think we’re all right.” You call back to Mika.

“Then why were you screaming?”

A flash of lascannon fire misses the front of your fighter, but just barely.

Heading straight at you, guns blazing, another Talon.

“Shoot at them!” Mika yells up to you.

You don’t know how, so you just start pressing triggers.

The Thunderbolt shudders as it’s autocannons and lascannons open up, sending tracers and flashes of pinkish light out at the enemy fighter. You are missing, by a substantial margin, but the Talon stops shooting and skids slightly to its right.

Right, the pedals!

You jam on the left pedal and it kicks your nose to the left. You haven’t let up on your guns, despite a few warning lights flipping on and a klaxon sounding.

The Talon erupts into flames as the high explosive autocannon shells rake his fuel supply. He pitches up, climbs a few hundred meters, than explodes into shrapnel.

You barely manage to skid the craft with the pedal again, just in time to avoid a hunk of wing that would have sheared off your own.

“There it is!” Mika grabs your shoulder and points to a large bunker laid into the side of a mountain.

“Hold on, we’re going in hot.”

You don’t know why you said that, maybe you thought it sounded cool. What you should have said is “Pray to the omnissiah, because I don’t know how to land.”

You pull back on the thrusters until the engine cuts out, trying desperately to lose air speed.

The belly of the ship touches down, hard, and you are jolted around the cockpit. Your head and neck ache from snapping around.

Thankfully the Thunderbolt is a sturdy craft, because you are only knocked unconscious when it impacts a solid concrete wall.

>>17252584
"The Max Decarus way!"
"Isn't that just the wrong way?"
"Yes, but faster! Also, with more sexy hijinks"

Helena laughs as she terrorizes Sarah unrelentingly.
Frederick presses as close to the tank’s open turret as he dares, forgetting about his repair job on the targeting system.

“Hey! Stop…ahh! Get off! Fucking hell, you are as perverted as your brother!”

“Ohohoho? You mean you don’t like me grabbing these big ol’ round earthshakers?” Helena teases.

“No! NO! Emprah damn it Helena, leave my twins alone!”
Frederick’s servitor arms are moving on their own and leaking oil slightly.

“Hah! Were you as shy when you let my pervy bro stick his basilisk between these?”

“Helena you bitch, I’ve told you a million times that was a HUGE mistake!”

But Helena isn’t about to give in.

“I remember you calling me, so worked up and distressed.” Helena puts her hands to her face mockingly.

“Oh Helena it was terrible, he shot that sticky stuff all over my face!” Helena’s voice is nasally, impersonating Sarah, badly.

Sarah, finally at her limit, tackles Helena to the bottom of the tank.

“I told you, it was a stupid mistake that I wholly regret. I was curious, that’s ALL.”

Alright guys, this thread has been an absolute blast but I really need to grab some chow and some sleep. I've got to be up early to try to get a deer.

Next thread is the 19th at 4pm

Hot damn the Partridges are patient. But we know they're out there, waiting for the perfect time to strike and steal gloreh

>>17252687
what a way to end

good hunting tommorow mate

Thanks for the fun papa-n. good luck on your hunt. emprah be with you

Love ya, Papa-N. See you later.