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    420 KB GRIM DARK RACING Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)18:51 No.17181094  
    /TG/ ARE YOU READY FOR SOME RACING.
    First we need a few brave drivers to participate in this spectacle
    We’ll need to know
    Name :
    Race/Army/faction :
    Vehicle :
    The rules are simple
    At the start of each turn, each diver rolls 2d6 and moves the appropriate number of spaces. If they meet or pass another driver on their move, they role 1d6 for combat, the lower of the two is the loser, then I will determine what consequences this will have. The drivers will also face many hazards on the track.
    First driver to go three laps or the last alive is the winner.
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)19:00 No.17181203
    Name: Wolf Lord!
    Race/Army/Faction: Space Wolves!
    Vehicle: Thunderwolf-drawn-Wolf Cart!

    Now onto the drinking, racing, and wenching!
    For Russ and the Allfather!
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)19:03 No.17181231
    Bump!
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)19:05 No.17181247
    I'd say that we could race with three drivers minimum
    >> Anonymous 12/11/11(Sun)19:08 No.17181272
    >>17181094

    Name : Sloth
    Race/Army/faction : Dark Eldar
    Vehicle : Open topped racer of ultimate speed and pain.
    >> Anonymous 12/11/11(Sun)19:10 No.17181283
    >>17181094
    Name: Dick Dastardly
    Faction: Wacky Racers
    Vehicle: The Mean Machine

    Accompanied at all times by Muttley.
    >> Anonymous 12/11/11(Sun)19:11 No.17181299
    >>17181283

    Nice
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)19:14 No.17181331
    You guys ready or Shall we wait some more
    >> Anonymous 12/11/11(Sun)19:14 No.17181332
    bump
    >> Fireman Prime 12/11/11(Sun)19:15 No.17181343
    Name: Darik Java
    Race: Novacrab
    Vehicle: 60's-retro Hoverboard

    Hell yeah mother fucker, space crabs on surfboards.
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)19:17 No.17181355
    One more and we are a go
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)19:17 No.17181358
    I say we wait for a few more.
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)19:20 No.17181386
    Khaldun the Eternal
    THE GLORIOUS NECRON EMPIRE OF NECRONTISLYNESS
    Monolith
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)19:22 No.17181412
    Wolf lord = black
    Sloth = purple
    Dick Dastardly = blue
    Darik Java = orange
    Khaldun the Eternal = green

    Roll for move
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)19:23 No.17181421
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    >>17181412
    derp
    >> Anonymous 12/11/11(Sun)19:23 No.17181430
    >ctrl-f car
    >ctrl-f lesbian

    /tg/ you fucked up
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)19:24 No.17181432
    ROLLING FOR THE GLORY OF THE PHAERON
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)19:25 No.17181440
    rolled 5, 4 = 9

    Yes! Forward!
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)19:25 No.17181444
    why it no show my glorious roll?
    >> Fireman Prime 12/11/11(Sun)19:26 No.17181452
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    rolled 5, 3 = 8

    To glory!
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)19:26 No.17181457
    rolled 3, 3 = 6

    Its cool, i got this
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)19:28 No.17181472
    rolled 3, 5 = 8

    >>17181421
    Wait a second...which way do we go?! Clockwise or counterclockwise!

    and as an ironic aside, I'm colorblind...thank you for making me black...lol. But which one is blue and which one is purple...
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)19:28 No.17181479
    >>17181440
    WOLF LORD, SHALL YOU, ATTEMPT TO JUMP THE GAP OR TAKE THE BABBYS WAY OUT
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)19:30 No.17181500
    >>17181479
    Jump! Jump it! Yaaaaaarg!
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)19:32 No.17181527
    waiting for Dick and Sloth
    >> Dick Dastardly 12/11/11(Sun)19:32 No.17181530
    rolled 5, 5 = 10

    Start the engines Muttley!
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)19:33 No.17181536
    I activate my particle whip, dropping the template on the wolf lord's head.
    My glorious monolith will catch up eventually.
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)19:34 No.17181561
    >>17181530
    DICK SHALL YOU JUMP THE GAP? ROLL 1D6 IF YOU DO
    >> Dick Dastardly 12/11/11(Sun)19:35 No.17181577
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    rolled 6 = 6

    Fire the springs Muttley! We're already in the lead!
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)19:36 No.17181582
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>17181561
    Shoulda told me we had to roll for the jump, lol. So combat and hazards both roll a 1d6?

    As I was saying...Jump! Jump it! Yaaaaarg!
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)19:37 No.17181594
    >>17181582
    you are luck you aren't at the jump yet
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)19:39 No.17181617
    >>17181594
    shit...I'm feeling like a fool...so I didn't have to roll for the jump yet? So you were just asking for my decision...I think that perhaps Imma just slow down and wait to do exactly what I'm told...
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)19:40 No.17181636
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    Wolf lord Shoots off the line in his cart pulled by six mighty wolves, Dick, Java and Khaldun follow in his wake, near the broken bridge, dick pulls ahead of Wolf lord and flies over the gap landing perfectly.

    Next turn, and combat is a go
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)19:40 No.17181637
    >>17181617
    even if that is to PERISH????????
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)19:42 No.17181646
    >>17181617
    sorry 'bout he confusion
    >> Dick Dastardly 12/11/11(Sun)19:42 No.17181651
    rolled 5 = 5

    Good thing the Mean Machine turns into a plane.
    >> Dick Dastardly 12/11/11(Sun)19:43 No.17181663
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    >>17181651
    Dang, forgot my image and didn't mean to roll.
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)19:44 No.17181672
    >>17181637
    No! Never! Know your place Metal Man!
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)19:44 No.17181681
    >>17181646
    Nope, it was my fault for getting ahead of myself.
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)19:44 No.17181682
    rolled 5, 1 = 6

    >>17181672

    FORWARD MY MIGHTY STEED. NO MERCY, NO RETREAT. AN INEXORABLE MARCH OF DEATH. THE POWER OF A THOUSAND SUNS RAINS UPON YOU.
    >> Dick Dastardly 12/11/11(Sun)19:45 No.17181693
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    rolled 4, 5 = 9

    As I pass by the exit for the longer route, drop some mines behind us Muttley! We musn't lose this lead!
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)19:46 No.17181695
    >>17181682
    Shall you ride you great monolith over the gap or go around
    >> Anonymous 12/11/11(Sun)19:46 No.17181702
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    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)19:47 No.17181706
    rolled 6, 4 = 10

    >>17181636
    Jump to the other side my friend! Do not allow that mangy mutt and his beardless thrall beat us!
    >> Dick Dastardly 12/11/11(Sun)19:48 No.17181722
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    >>17181706
    It's 1d6 for the jump my neanderthal friend. Eat my explosives!
    >> Darik 12/11/11(Sun)19:48 No.17181729
    rolled 4, 1 = 5

    Sailing Forward.
    Will try to take the jump if I get there.
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)19:48 No.17181732
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>17181706
    and the roll for the jump
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)19:49 No.17181736
    To make this fair every one roll initiative
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)19:49 No.17181748
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>17181695
    A RED DAY, A SWORD DAY, ERE THE SUN RISES! FORTH EORLINGAS!
    over the gap of course.
    >> Dick Dastardly 12/11/11(Sun)19:52 No.17181780
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>17181736
    What kind of dice for initiative? d20?
    >> Fireman Prime 12/11/11(Sun)19:52 No.17181793
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>17181729
    Rolling for the jump...
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)19:53 No.17181806
    >>17181780
    yup, and what side of volcano do you want to drive
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)19:54 No.17181820
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>17181736
    roll for initiative
    >> Dick Dastardly 12/11/11(Sun)19:55 No.17181835
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    rolled 4, 2 = 6

    >>17181806
    You're so SLOW Muttley! Curses! And we're going around the left side of the volcano!
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)20:00 No.17181899
    Dick and Muttley are cheating. Guass flayers to bear! FIRE!!! FIRE ALL WEAPONS!!!
    >> Fireman Prime 12/11/11(Sun)20:00 No.17181908
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>17181736
    Initiative, here you go.
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)20:01 No.17181923
    Okay
    Dick speeds off after his jump, wolf lord jumps the gap and quickly follows. Khaldun in his huge metal craft zooms to the edge of the gap and drops straight down. Ouch. Java easily clears the gap and continues on.

    New turn.
    Roll for move.
    DONT roll for initiative, i have done away with that.
    >> Darik Java 12/11/11(Sun)20:02 No.17181932
    rolled 1, 3 = 4

    >>17181923
    Using a set name for once.
    Also, moving.
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)20:02 No.17181933
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    >>17181923
    Derp again
    >> Dick Dastardly 12/11/11(Sun)20:03 No.17181940
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    rolled 2, 5 = 7

    >>17181923
    WAHAHAHAHA! We're in the lead still Muttley! This time, drop the oil slick so no one can follow us!
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)20:03 No.17181954
    rolled 3, 4 = 7

    >>17181923
    I call foul play. I can hover. I DEMAND A REFLOAT
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)20:05 No.17181969
    rolled 1, 1 = 2

    >>17181923
    Hmm...It would seem the pair have gone left...To the right, my comrades! We shall head them off at the pass! Quickly!
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)20:07 No.17182008
    >>17181940
    Dick roll 1d6, the necrons are shooting at you
    >>17181932
    left or right

    Combat is much more flexible now, do w/e you think of, and if its not stupidly broken ill allow it.
    >> Fireman Prime 12/11/11(Sun)20:12 No.17182066
    >>17182008
    Heading to the left.
    This is going to get good.
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)20:14 No.17182092
    cough cough cough..................
    >> Dick Dastardly 12/11/11(Sun)20:14 No.17182103
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    rolled 3 = 3

    MUTTLEY! The robot men are firing! Deploy the giant mirror! Reflect it back!
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)20:15 No.17182115
    >>17181969
    Woooooooooooooolf Eyes....
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)20:17 No.17182132
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>17182103
    YOUR TRICKS SHALL NOT BEST ME! I AM THE ETERNAL, EVER LIVING AND ALL POWERFUL.
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)20:18 No.17182142
    >>17182132
    okay... they might.
    BUT I AM STILL IMMORTAL
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)20:19 No.17182152
    The six wolves pulling you cart slow down to a walk for a moment so Wolf lord doesn't get far, Java just keeps on surfing, Dick deploys a oil slic, and speeds away, a glancing blow from the necrons hits his car (-1 movement next turn). The monolith floats on, right over the mines set by dick, since its floating it goes right over them.

    NEXT TURN
    >> Fireman Prime 12/11/11(Sun)20:20 No.17182161
    rolled 1, 6 = 7

    >>17182152
    Rollin', rollan', rollon'.
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)20:20 No.17182164
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    >>17182152
    GOD DAMN
    >> Dick Dastardly 12/11/11(Sun)20:21 No.17182178
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    rolled 1, 6 = 7

    Muttley! Fix that hole! Your failures won't cost me this race! I'll drop the glue here myself.
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)20:23 No.17182188
    rolled 5, 3 = 8

    >>17182152
    FORTH MY MIGHTY MOUNT. CRUSH ALL WHO OPPOSE THEE.

    Also Opening my eternity gate and dropping a unit of immortals on the track
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)20:24 No.17182203
    rolled 4, 6 = 10

    >>17182152
    Wha-what are you doing?! Oh...shit...This is why we don't eat those terrible rations before battles and races! Forward! And try not to step in it...
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)20:24 No.17182210
    >>17182188
    left or right
    >> Noja Thun 12/11/11(Sun)20:24 No.17182212
    rolled 6, 3 = 9

    Name: Noja Thun
    Race/Army/faction: Steam Crusade
    Vehicle: A single steam powered train carriage adapted to work on all terrain without tracks.
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)20:26 No.17182227
    rolled 5, 6 = 11

    >>17182188
    Oh and im taking the left path.
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)20:27 No.17182240
    >>17182227
    didnt mean to roll
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)20:29 No.17182267
    >>17182212
    Another challenger approachs! I say he comes into play through Khaldun's gate instead of the immortals...Fuck your immortals, you get a choo choo!
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)20:30 No.17182271
    With renewed vigor, Wolf lords speed of on the heels of Dick. both Java and The necron float over Dicks silly little oil slic. All of a sudden a huge stream stain burst from the volcano and joins the race.

    NEXT ROUND
    >> Dick Dastardly 12/11/11(Sun)20:30 No.17182272
    >>17182267
    Cheating at it's finest! I agree!
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)20:31 No.17182287
    Wolf lord speeds off on the heels of Dick
    >>17182271
    Wow i butchered that
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)20:32 No.17182300
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    >>17182271
    and i forget the picture again
    >> Dick Dastardly 12/11/11(Sun)20:33 No.17182307
    rolled 4, 4 = 8

    >>17182271
    Muttley! Everyone is floating over our traps! We need something above the ground! Hurry up and get me some magnets! We'll force them to the ground!
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)20:34 No.17182314
    rolled 4, 1 = 5

    >>17182271
    Catch them! My axe yearns to be coated in the warmth of blood again!
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)20:36 No.17182345
    >>17182307
    Okay dick, you have reached the barricade, do you want to go over or want to go through, or something else
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)20:37 No.17182348
    rolled 5, 2, 1 = 8

    FORWARD, WE ARE GAINING GROUND!
    not when i shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!!!!!!!!

    Im also gonna smack muttley in his nigger face with my particle whip (3rd die)
    >> Fireman Prime 12/11/11(Sun)20:37 No.17182360
    rolled 4, 6 = 10

    >>17182300
    Rolling forward, ever forward.
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)20:37 No.17182361
    >>17182300
    Where's the train? Also, I didn't check for it, but did you account for Dick's negative to movement?

    Raaah! That's it! I'm firing my bolters at this yellow Dick! (What do I roll?)
    >> Dick Dastardly 12/11/11(Sun)20:38 No.17182365
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    rolled 6 = 6

    Muttley! Deploy the drill! We're going UNDER the barricade!

    Roll 1d6 I assume?
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)20:39 No.17182375
    >>17182361
    Yes I did and 1d6
    >> Noja Thun 12/11/11(Sun)20:39 No.17182383
    rolled 6, 4 = 10

    chuchuchuchuchu?
    >> Dick Dastardly 12/11/11(Sun)20:39 No.17182385
    >>17182361
    Yeah he did, I rolled a seven, but only moved six.
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)20:40 No.17182391
    MY CIRCUITS ARE BUZZING WITH EXCITEMENT.
    i MAY HAVE LEAKED OIL ON MY GLORIOUS CAPE.
    We should do this EVERY night
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)20:40 No.17182393
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>17182375
    Cool
    >> Anonymous 12/11/11(Sun)20:45 No.17182433
    GM sucks quit railroading.
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)20:47 No.17182457
    The race is getting closer now, every one is neck and neck. The glue trap is very ineffective because its glue. Dick drills his way through the wall, creating a nice little hole. A bolter round hits the back bumper of Dicks car (Slowing him two that round)

    Next Turn
    And you may have to draw/describe how you go through the mine field
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)20:48 No.17182470
    >>17182457
    Why can't I remember this
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)20:49 No.17182480
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    >>17182470
    >>17182457
    Double derp
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)20:49 No.17182490
    rolled 3, 4 = 7

    >>17182457
    FORWARD. FEAR NO EXPLOSIONS. STRAIGHT THROUGH THE MINES!!!!!!!!!!
    >>17182433
    That made me laugh my ass off.
    >> Fireman Prime 12/11/11(Sun)20:50 No.17182495
    rolled 4, 1 = 5

    >>17182480
    Gonna' just hover-board over that barricade like a bawss.
    >> Dick Dastardly 12/11/11(Sun)20:51 No.17182509
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    rolled 2, 4 = 6

    >>17182480
    Gadzooks Muttley, mines! I'll drop the super-powered magnets right here at the start, you fill the car with helium, we're going OVER the minefield!
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)20:52 No.17182519
    >>17182509
    how much shit do you have in your car
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)20:52 No.17182530
    rolled 3, 6 = 9

    >>17182490
    Oh, and my eternity gate is going to open, spit out a doomsday ark, and blow that barricade to smithereens.
    >> Noja Thun 12/11/11(Sun)20:52 No.17182537
    rolled 6, 6 = 12

    Full steam ahead!
    >> Dick Dastardly 12/11/11(Sun)20:54 No.17182557
    >>17182519
    JUST ENOUGH TO WIN!
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)20:55 No.17182560
    rolled 4, 3 = 7

    >>17182457
    Through the hole, boys! And I'm sure the fools will attempt to drive straight through the minefield, so follow in their tracks and beware!
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)20:55 No.17182565
    >>17182530
    meant to roll 1 die. Ill take the 6 though.
    >> Anonymous 12/11/11(Sun)20:57 No.17182592
    >>17182519
    >Doesn't know where Dick Dastardly comes from.
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)20:58 No.17182598
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    >>17182537
    >>17182530
    you two have hit the mine field, use this to dictate your movement to me, or just draw on it

    necron you ave 1 move in the field, Other guy you have four
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)20:58 No.17182601
    >>17182509
    Bah! The cowards are flying above the field! Slow down, boys, and get your noses to the ground; search these mines out as we go straight through! Try to remember where they are too!

    How do you want me to roll for this?
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)21:00 No.17182627
    >>17182598
    I WILL FLY RIGHT THROUGH THE MIDDLE!!!
    MY VESSEL IS OFF LIVING METAL. NO HARM SHALL COME TO ME
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)21:00 No.17182632
    >>17182601
    you have two moves in the mine field, tell me witch spaces you are moving into, see >>17182598
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    >>17182598
    Due to the limited steering capabilities of my vehicle I have opted to take a simple route.
    >> Dick Dastardly 12/11/11(Sun)21:01 No.17182644
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>17182601
    He's catching up but he can't get us up here Muttley! Throw some bombs down on him as he goes!

    (And here's my roll for attack.)
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)21:02 No.17182659
    >>17182640
    roll for damage
    >> Noja Thun 12/11/11(Sun)21:06 No.17182704
    rolled 2, 2 = 4

    >>17182659
    Sorry, newish to this.
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)21:06 No.17182707
    >>17182632
    Well, i'm going to go straight through. At the same time, I'm moving at letas say half speed and I have the wolves smelling out the ground before them to try and search out and avoid the mines before we reach them.
    >>17182644
    My roll for the combat.

    Damn this field and those flying cowards! i hope that this track has some form of anti-air weapons overlooking the field!
    >> Fireman Prime 12/11/11(Sun)21:08 No.17182727
    rolled 4, 1 = 5

    >>17182598
    Keep on flying, figuring the mines shouldn't be able to detect me. I'll be going straight down the middle.
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)21:09 No.17182732
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>17182707
    woops, wrong command thingy
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)21:09 No.17182733
    rolled 2 = 2

    The Furry one called me a coward! I brandish the eldritch lance i totally didnt steal from a cryptek and blast him with it.
    >> Anonymous 12/11/11(Sun)21:10 No.17182743
    Does the hoverboard guy set off anything? I mean he is on a hoverboard.
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)21:12 No.17182759
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>17182733
    Gah! Grind in hell, metalfag! Counterattack with my meltagun!
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)21:12 No.17182760
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    Khaldun destroys the barricade, and the races pour through and on to the minefield. Dick floats up above but moves much more slowly than normal.He fruitlessly throws bombs at the other racers The massive trains charges full speed into the field, its a mine but shrugs it off because its a fucking train. The rest move carefully through the mind field

    Next turn
    >> Fireman Prime 12/11/11(Sun)21:13 No.17182767
    rolled 6, 4 = 10

    >>17182760
    Faster! I want to hit them with my claws!
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)21:14 No.17182783
    rolled 5, 5 = 10

    >>17182760
    Fooooor Waaaard!

    I'm continueing straight through, half speed, nose to the ground.
    >> Noja Thun 12/11/11(Sun)21:15 No.17182792
    rolled 2, 6 = 8

    The train shakes and glows as a heavy and low voice booms from within, "These cowards would be mowed by my mighty vessel of death if not for their flight."

    Continue on original path!
    >> Dick Dastardly 12/11/11(Sun)21:15 No.17182793
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    rolled 5, 5 = 10

    >>17182760
    Go go go! Muttley! Use the fireworks rocket! Go faster! Victory is in sight!
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)21:16 No.17182800
    rolled 4, 5 = 9

    >>17182759
    Oh no, heat. Whatever shall my monolith do? nyah nyah.
    I WILL DESTROY ALL WHO STAND BEFORE ME.
    As i pass whoever is black im gonna lean down and smack a nigga with my warscythe.
    >> Anonymous 12/11/11(Sun)21:17 No.17182808
    Voting for archive.
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)21:18 No.17182813
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>17182800
    Roll to counter-attack with my Frost Axe!
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)21:18 No.17182816
    >>17182800
    role for damage
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)21:19 No.17182823
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>17182808
    gimme something to click and i will too.
    >>17182813
    Yiff in hell, dog of the emperor!
    >> Dick Dastardly 12/11/11(Sun)21:20 No.17182830
    >>17182793
    (Can I roll for double my already half speed with the rocket?)
    >> Noja Thun 12/11/11(Sun)21:20 No.17182832
    >>17182823
    http://chanarchive.org/request_votes
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)21:21 No.17182844
    >>17182823
    Haha! Grind in hell, soul-less slave!
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)21:21 No.17182854
    >>17182823
    A THOUSAND CURSES UPON THESE DICE.
    They must be furries too!
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)21:22 No.17182868
    >>17182832
    congrats, this thread has been requested 4 times and will now be archived: http://chanarchive.org/4chan/tg/
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)21:23 No.17182882
    >>17182854
    You're just jealous that you can't grow a glorious beard like mine because you aint got no skin!
    >> Dick Dastardly 12/11/11(Sun)21:25 No.17182905
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    >>17182882
    All of you are jealous of my glorious moustache!
    >> Fireman Prime 12/11/11(Sun)21:25 No.17182906
    >>17182868
    >implying we don't use sup/tg/
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/requestinterface.html?
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)21:26 No.17182926
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>17182882
    I had skin before you were a twinkle in the primarch's eye! I ought to bend you over my knee and give you what for! nigger
    LET LOOSE THE SCARABS!!!!!!!!!
    They are going to EAT a safe path for me!
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)21:27 No.17182934
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    Dick's car falls ungracefully from the sky and skids as it hits the ground. A huge train rockets by and causes his car to spin 360 degrees. Khaldun and Wolf lord are side by side battling it out with hand weapons.Java zips by on his hover board. the wolves pulling the cart come to an abrupt halt. This pulls the Weapons out of Khaldun as he speeds by. BOOM. The monolith goes strain over a mine. A pieces of shrapnel embed them selves in your divers head. Wolf lord goes passed mocking Khaldun the whole way.
    >> Fireman Prime 12/11/11(Sun)21:28 No.17182944
    rolled 5, 2 = 7

    >>17182934
    Podium position time!
    Let's put that optimism to good use!
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)21:28 No.17182945
    >>17182934
    This pulls the Weapon out of Khaldun's hand as he speeds by. BOOM. The monolith goes straight over a mine.

    Blarg
    >> Noja Thun 12/11/11(Sun)21:30 No.17182971
    rolled 6, 4 = 10

    Forward! Crush the fool who dares stand in the way of my magnificent train!
    Your corpses will fuel my vessel of death further!
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)21:32 No.17182996
    Suddenly, a massive, throbbing penis erupts from the race track!
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)21:32 No.17182998
    rolled 3, 5 = 8

    >>17182934
    FUCK THIS
    DEATHMARKS! I REQUIRE YOUR SERVICES!!!!
    I am deepstriking deathmarks 2 spaces in front of the Fur-Lord and marking him for DEATH.
    >> Dick Dastardly 12/11/11(Sun)21:33 No.17183013
    >>17182934
    We were so close!

    ...Muttley, what's that noise?
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)21:34 No.17183026
    rolled 1, 5 = 6

    >>17182934
    Yes! We have the lead! Do not stop for anything my comrades. Also, I have a neato trophy of war for the mead hall; I guess the thieves now know karma...
    *On a hand radio/vox/whatever it is while looking towards the stands* Scout team, prepare the ambush.
    >> Dick Dastardly 12/11/11(Sun)21:34 No.17183032
    >>17183013
    You didn't throw all the bombs! Curse you Muttley!
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)21:36 No.17183060
    Rolling for deathmarks to fuck the furlords shit.
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)21:36 No.17183064
    All of you hear a great, horrible noise. It thunder sacross the track, a deep booming noise that can only be one thing.
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)21:37 No.17183082
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>17183060
    rolling
    >> Noja Thun 12/11/11(Sun)21:38 No.17183087
    >>17183082
    lol'd
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)21:39 No.17183102
    rolled 6, 2 = 8

    >>17182998
    Yea, you and every other scum that's had the misfortune of being in my path...lets see how well you fare! Thunderwolves, smash through these pathetic xenos!

    Also, are we gonna do the three laps or just the one?
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)21:39 No.17183107
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
    you look into the stands and see orks, orks every were. and they look angry. A hail of slugga rounds and other projectiles come down towards the track.

    Every on role for damage
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)21:39 No.17183108
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>17183082
    This is not the roll you're looking for.
    THIS is. (using my preferred enemy, furries! ability)
    which is totally NOT bullshit at all. and is totally canon.
    >> Noja Thun 12/11/11(Sun)21:40 No.17183111
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>17183107
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)21:40 No.17183112
    >>17183102
    Didn't mean to roll.
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)21:40 No.17183114
    >>17183107
    every one*
    >> Fireman Prime 12/11/11(Sun)21:40 No.17183117
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>17183107
    Roll what? 1d20 or 1d6?
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)21:42 No.17183140
    rolled 6, 6, 3, 1, 6, 5, 1, 4, 2, 5, 1, 6, 6, 4, 3, 2, 5, 1, 4, 6 = 77

    >>17183107
    Orks? my one weakness!
    My hyperlogical protocals are usele- I ACTIVATE THE DOOMSDAY ARK
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)21:43 No.17183148
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>17183107
    Roll for the WAAAAAAAAAGH! as my wolves and I charge into their fire, howling as loud as our bodies let us while I fire my bolters into the stands!
    >> Dick Dastardly 12/11/11(Sun)21:43 No.17183159
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    rolled 2 = 2

    Muttley! Toss that bomb in the green things direction! I'll deploy the shrink ray, just buy me time to fix the car! We're not out yet!
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)21:44 No.17183169
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>17183108
    And here's a counter-roll to his "Death Marks"
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)21:46 No.17183187
    >>17183169
    Curse you and your terminator armor!
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)21:48 No.17183215
    >>17183187
    Armor?! BAH! Only a coward wears armor in a bout of honor! I'm wearing nothing but the pelt I was born with and the one I claimed during my trials to become a Space Wolf!
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)21:51 No.17183244
    >>17183215
    There can be no honor among thei- furries! Don your armor immediately! So i can completely negate it next turn!
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)21:52 No.17183261
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    Wolf lord flies through the hail of bullets bellowing the whole time, he and the Train come out of the attack unharmed. Java takes a stikkit grenade tot eh gut bu the dumb git forgot to arm it so it just knocks him off his hoverboard. Khaldun activates his doomsday arc, it obliterates the stands, not before a stray slugga round hits Muttley in the chest.

    ITS THE FINAL LAP
    MOVEMENT IS NOW 3D6 AND PUNISHMENT WILL BE MUCH HARSHER, GET READY TO DIE
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)21:54 No.17183282
    >>17183261
    Gah,
    >Java takes a stikkit grenade to the gut but the dumb git
    >> Noja Thun 12/11/11(Sun)21:55 No.17183296
    rolled 1, 2, 3 = 6

    I assume I have a choice of going past the bridge.
    >> Dick Dastardly 12/11/11(Sun)21:56 No.17183305
    rolled 1, 5, 6 = 12

    >>17183261
    Move it Muttley! Pick up the car and run! We can catch up!
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)21:56 No.17183308
    >>17183296
    yep
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)21:57 No.17183317
    rolled 2, 2, 6 = 10

    >>17183261
    Go! Go! Go! Forward unto Victory! YAAAAAARGH!
    >> Fireman Prime 12/11/11(Sun)21:57 No.17183320
    rolled 4, 4, 6 = 14

    >>17183261
    ROLLAN
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)21:57 No.17183322
    rolled 4, 5, 3 = 12

    >>17183261
    I SPEED FORWARD WITH THE RAGE OF A THOUSAND EXPLODING SUNS
    Also, i hold out my awesome skeleton necron hand and launch my tachyon arrow at my nemesis. The lord of gay animal sex.
    Str 10 AP 1 bitch.
    My immortals also fire at anyone who drives by.
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)21:58 No.17183336
    >>17183305
    >>17183320
    >>17183317
    Are you going to jump the gap?
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)22:00 No.17183367
    >>17183336
    What would we roll if we were to jump it?
    >> Dick Dastardly 12/11/11(Sun)22:00 No.17183376
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>17183336
    Yes! We have hanggliders Muttley! Leap for it! We must win!
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)22:00 No.17183377
    d6
    >> Fireman Prime 12/11/11(Sun)22:01 No.17183382
    >>17183320
    Also, apply any penalties for climbing back on as a subtraction to that 14, Announcer.
    >> Anonymous 12/11/11(Sun)22:01 No.17183390
    Goddamn I'm laughing so hard this shit is crazy
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)22:02 No.17183400
    rolled 360 = 360

    >>17183367
    YOU WOULD ROLL NOTHING. FOR MY TACHYON ARROW WILL DESTROY YOU COMPLETELY.
    watch, ill roll for it
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)22:03 No.17183415
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>17183377
    Aye, jumpan

    Jump the gap, boys! We did it once and we'll do it again!
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)22:05 No.17183441
    >>17183400
    lolwut? what am i supposed to roll for a counter to this or are we just gonna ignore him and let him yell and shake to himself?
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)22:06 No.17183446
    >>17183400
    are you jumping
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)22:06 No.17183454
    >>17183441
    you'll see
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)22:07 No.17183466
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>17183441
    THERES NO WAY TO COUNTER IT. ITS FUCKING MAGIC, I AINT GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT
    >>17183446
    yes, im also destroying my nemesis!!!!
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)22:08 No.17183472
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    >>17183466
    >> Dick Dastardly 12/11/11(Sun)22:09 No.17183495
    >>17183466
    Muttley! Looks like the robot is going critical mass! This should be exciting!
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)22:09 No.17183499
    >>17183466
    Oh dear god...I don't know if it's your dice or your false gods...but somebody fucking hates you. Also, I'm lolling too fucking hard right now.
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)22:11 No.17183523
    >>17183499
    well i AM riding on top of a monolith screaming at everything.
    Im not sure monoliths can jump.......
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)22:16 No.17183593
    The racers kick it into over dive and speed down the first curve, Khaldun fires a TACHYON ARROW at wolf lord. It slams into the lead wolf. The cart tumble over and crashes. Laughing Manically Khaldun attempt's to drive his monolith over the gap it drops stain to the ground again and explodes., Java climbs back on his board and zooms away. out of the rubble,crawls Wolf lord, missing an arm , he mounts a lone wolf and sets off towards victory. Dick and the train continue on with out incident.
    The large volcano in the center suddenly come to life spewing lava every were.

    NEXT TURN
    Khaldun roll 1d6 odd you die, even you live
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)22:17 No.17183615
    >>17183593
    >gap it drops straight to the ground
    >> Fireman Prime 12/11/11(Sun)22:18 No.17183620
    rolled 6, 2, 4 = 12

    >>17183593
    Go go go!
    Gotta go fast!
    >> Dick Dastardly 12/11/11(Sun)22:19 No.17183638
    rolled 2, 6, 3 = 11

    >>17183593
    Faster Muttley! Faster! Run for all you're worth!

    If I pass anyone, I will punch them with my fist. Yes, just my fist. REALLY HARD.
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)22:20 No.17183641
    rolled 5 = 5

    I AM KHALDUN, THE EVER LIVING. THE INEXORABLE. THE ALL POWERFUL. Also, i totally have reanimation protocols. So its no biggy.
    And even if i fall, the immortals and doomsday ark are still there. The doomsday ark is gonna take a potshot at the furlord. Cause i hate that guy.
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)22:20 No.17183642
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    >>17183593
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)22:23 No.17183688
    Which way do you guys want to go on the volcano
    >> Anonymous 12/11/11(Sun)22:23 No.17183689
    >>17183641
    >I AM KHALDUN, THE EVER LIVING. THE INEXORABLE. THE ALL POWERFUL
    No you're not
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)22:23 No.17183690
    rolled 5, 4 = 9

    >>17183641
    I was destroyed! noooooooo
    Oh wait, reanimate on a 4+, ever living on a 4+
    Rolling
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)22:23 No.17183695
    rolled 2, 4, 1 = 7

    >>17183593
    No time to mourn now, it's just the two of us! Go! We must achieve victory for the sake of Honor! For the sake of the Pack!

    also, captcha is "the heretic"

    Don't worry, Captcha, the fiery breath of the volcano shall purge all trace of heresy from this day!
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)22:26 No.17183733
    >>17183641
    JUSTICE HAS BEEN WON ON THIS DAY! FOR RUSS! FOR THE ALLFATHER!
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)22:26 No.17183734
    rolled 6, 3 = 9

    >>17183690
    I AM SUCCESSFUL IN MY REANIMATION
    I Stand and wave my arms frantically while ordering my doomsday ark and my legion of immortals to fire
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)22:28 No.17183758
    >>17183734
    You don't have any arms or legs, most of your boby was destroyed int he crash
    >> Noja Thun 12/11/11(Sun)22:31 No.17183799
    rolled 6, 2 = 8

    "I can't let you do that, star wolf."
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)22:32 No.17183814
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    Wolf lord, Java, and Dick are All fighting for the lead. The volcano rages and The doomsday arc shoots at the racers

    Next turn
    Roll to dodge volcano and arc
    >> Fireman Prime 12/11/11(Sun)22:33 No.17183819
    rolled 1, 1, 6 = 8

    >>17183814
    Rolling to move...
    >> Fireman Prime 12/11/11(Sun)22:33 No.17183829
    rolled 4, 4 = 8

    >>17183819
    ...rolling to dodge volcano and Doomsday Ark, respectively.
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)22:34 No.17183835
    rolled 1, 4 = 5

    A thousand curses upon you and your families!
    Rolling for how many thousands of curses and the strength of each individual curse.
    >> Noja Thun 12/11/11(Sun)22:34 No.17183836
    rolled 3, 5 = 8

    Suddenly my train explodes as the person sitting behind a screen controlling me like this is game must leave.
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)22:34 No.17183844
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    >>17183799
    woops
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)22:35 No.17183852
    rolled 3, 2, 6 = 11

    >>17183814
    Rolling to move

    *indistinguishable howling and yelling*
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)22:38 No.17183884
    rolled 3, 4 = 7

    >>17183852
    and then the roll to avoid the lava and the ark, respectively

    Quick! Evasive maneuvers! Press R or Z twice and all that!
    >> Dick Dastardly 12/11/11(Sun)22:38 No.17183897
    rolled 6, 2, 5, 1, 2, 6 = 22

    >>17183814
    Watch out for the lava Muttley! And bite somebody while you're up there will you?

    first three for move, then volcano, arc, and attack.
    >> Khaldun !pVFN4le..6 12/11/11(Sun)22:42 No.17183945
    >>17183897
    dont forget the thousand curses upon you and your family.
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)22:42 No.17183947
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    A huge ball of flaming rock drops form the sky and smashes your cars front end flipping your car. Java and Wolf lord carry on.
    NEXT TURN
    DIck, Roll one for your life and once or the dogs
    odd death, even life
    >> Fireman Prime 12/11/11(Sun)22:44 No.17183965
    rolled 1, 4, 6 = 11

    >>17183947
    Livin' in the city~
    You know, you've got to survive~
    Livin' in the city~
    You've got to keep that dream alive~
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)22:45 No.17183978
    rolled 4, 2, 5 = 11

    >>17183947
    movement
    *more snarling, howling, and yelling as the thunderwolf surges us forward, my axe swinging heavily in my right hand at all whom come by*
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)22:46 No.17183998
    rolled 2, 1, 2, 3 = 8

    >>17183978
    and any rolls needed for any attacks you see fit
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)22:48 No.17184028
    This will be a close one. They are neck and neck, who will win? Java's famialy may or may not have a curse on it.

    Next turn
    >> Anonymous 12/11/11(Sun)22:49 No.17184036
    Now I'm waiting for everyone to crash and everyone has to run to the finish
    >> Dick Dastardly 12/11/11(Sun)22:49 No.17184040
    rolled 4, 2 = 6

    >>17183947
    Me, then Muttley.
    >> Fireman Prime 12/11/11(Sun)22:49 No.17184049
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    >>17184028
    >Java's family may or may not have a curse on it.
    >mfw
    >> Dick Dastardly 12/11/11(Sun)22:50 No.17184058
    rolled 6, 6, 3 = 15

    >>17184040
    Cartoon physics for the win!

    Movement roll to catch up on foot!

    Hurry Muttley! Carry whatever remaining pieces you can find! We have a race to win! Run as hard as possible!
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)22:51 No.17184072
    rolled 2, 6, 6 = 14

    >>17184028
    roll for the movement
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)22:51 No.17184077
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    >>17184028
    >> Fireman Prime 12/11/11(Sun)22:52 No.17184080
    rolled 3, 4, 6 = 13

    >>17184077
    Crawling in my skin~
    These wounds, they will not heal~
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)22:53 No.17184091
    rolled 5, 4, 2, 2 = 13

    >>17184072
    and any attacks/counterattacks you deem fit
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)22:55 No.17184113
    Wolf lord crosses the finish line a momnet before Java. He looks pale and wooboly, He is missing an arm.

    Roll
    Even Life
    odd death
    >> Dick Dastardly 12/11/11(Sun)22:55 No.17184114
    rolled 1, 2, 3, 1 = 7

    >>17184077
    running as hard as possible, and the fourth is to punch anyone!
    >> Dick Dastardly 12/11/11(Sun)22:58 No.17184140
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>17184113
    Punch Wolf Lord as I come in third.

    "Drat, Drat, and double Drat!"
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)22:58 No.17184142
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>17184113
    FOR THE FINAL BATTLE! FOR THE WOLFTIME!
    >> Fireman Prime 12/11/11(Sun)22:59 No.17184157
    rolled 4 = 4

    Striking out wildly with claws against any who dare to best me.
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)23:00 No.17184185
    >>17184142
    VICTORY IN THE NAME OF OUR PACK!
    Now, somebody bring me a drink and a living Aurok for the wolf...
    >> Announcer 12/11/11(Sun)23:01 No.17184192
    And that ends our story, Wolf lord went on to be a badass mother fucker, Java life continued begin rad as eve,r and Dick and Muttley lived to race again
    >> Dick Dastardly 12/11/11(Sun)23:02 No.17184204
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    >>17184192
    Next time racers! Next time!
    >> Anonymous 12/11/11(Sun)23:03 No.17184212
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    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)23:04 No.17184227
    rolled 4, 3 = 7

    >>17184192
    Hold on there, chief. I'm rolling to search the monolith's scrap pile for the necron's head. I'm also rolling for how much relief the wolf and I get as we use it as a hydrant..."Emperor's Dogs" this...
    >> Dick Dastardly 12/11/11(Sun)23:09 No.17184291
    >>17184227
    I already rolled to punch you in the face and got a nat 6. I think he's gone.
    >> Wolf Lord 12/11/11(Sun)23:11 No.17184313
    >>17184291
    Ah, well. T'was fun while it lasted. I may have to model up a TWC based on this guy. Peace, everyone
    >> Fireman Prime 12/11/11(Sun)23:12 No.17184328
    Jolly good fun. I took the liberty of archiving this on sup/tg/ so we may know just how to conduct another session of...
    GRIM DARK RACING!
    >> Dick Dastardly 12/11/11(Sun)23:29 No.17184532
    >>17184328
    I would totally do this again tomorrow if someone else doesn't.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 12/11/11(Sun)23:41 No.17184688
    Smashing show, chaps.



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