/TG/ ARE YOU READY FOR SOME RACING.First we need a few brave drivers to participate in this spectacle We’ll need to know Name :Race/Army/faction :Vehicle : The rules are simpleAt the start of each turn, each diver rolls 2d6 and moves the appropriate number of spaces. If they meet or pass another driver on their move, they role 1d6 for combat, the lower of the two is the loser, then I will determine what consequences this will have. The drivers will also face many hazards on the track. First driver to go three laps or the last alive is the winner.
Name: Wolf Lord!Race/Army/Faction: Space Wolves!Vehicle: Thunderwolf-drawn-Wolf Cart!Now onto the drinking, racing, and wenching! For Russ and the Allfather!
Bump!
I'd say that we could race with three drivers minimum
>>17181094Name : SlothRace/Army/faction : Dark EldarVehicle : Open topped racer of ultimate speed and pain.
>>17181094Name: Dick DastardlyFaction: Wacky RacersVehicle: The Mean MachineAccompanied at all times by Muttley.
>>17181283Nice
You guys ready or Shall we wait some more
bump
Name: Darik JavaRace: NovacrabVehicle: 60's-retro HoverboardHell yeah mother fucker, space crabs on surfboards.
One more and we are a go
I say we wait for a few more.
Khaldun the EternalTHE GLORIOUS NECRON EMPIRE OF NECRONTISLYNESSMonolith
Wolf lord = blackSloth = purpleDick Dastardly = blue Darik Java = orangeKhaldun the Eternal = greenRoll for move
>>17181412derp
>ctrl-f car>ctrl-f lesbian/tg/ you fucked up
ROLLING FOR THE GLORY OF THE PHAERON
rolled 5, 4 = 9Yes! Forward!
why it no show my glorious roll?
rolled 5, 3 = 8To glory!
rolled 3, 3 = 6Its cool, i got this
rolled 3, 5 = 8>>17181421Wait a second...which way do we go?! Clockwise or counterclockwise! and as an ironic aside, I'm colorblind...thank you for making me black...lol. But which one is blue and which one is purple...
>>17181440WOLF LORD, SHALL YOU, ATTEMPT TO JUMP THE GAP OR TAKE THE BABBYS WAY OUT
>>17181479Jump! Jump it! Yaaaaaarg!
waiting for Dick and Sloth
rolled 5, 5 = 10Start the engines Muttley!
I activate my particle whip, dropping the template on the wolf lord's head. My glorious monolith will catch up eventually.
>>17181530DICK SHALL YOU JUMP THE GAP? ROLL 1D6 IF YOU DO
rolled 6 = 6Fire the springs Muttley! We're already in the lead!
rolled 1 = 1>>17181561Shoulda told me we had to roll for the jump, lol. So combat and hazards both roll a 1d6?As I was saying...Jump! Jump it! Yaaaaarg!
>>17181582you are luck you aren't at the jump yet
>>17181594shit...I'm feeling like a fool...so I didn't have to roll for the jump yet? So you were just asking for my decision...I think that perhaps Imma just slow down and wait to do exactly what I'm told...
Wolf lord Shoots off the line in his cart pulled by six mighty wolves, Dick, Java and Khaldun follow in his wake, near the broken bridge, dick pulls ahead of Wolf lord and flies over the gap landing perfectly.Next turn, and combat is a go
>>17181617even if that is to PERISH????????
>>17181617sorry 'bout he confusion
rolled 5 = 5Good thing the Mean Machine turns into a plane.
>>17181651Dang, forgot my image and didn't mean to roll.
>>17181637No! Never! Know your place Metal Man!
>>17181646Nope, it was my fault for getting ahead of myself.
rolled 5, 1 = 6>>17181672FORWARD MY MIGHTY STEED. NO MERCY, NO RETREAT. AN INEXORABLE MARCH OF DEATH. THE POWER OF A THOUSAND SUNS RAINS UPON YOU.
rolled 4, 5 = 9As I pass by the exit for the longer route, drop some mines behind us Muttley! We musn't lose this lead!
>>17181682Shall you ride you great monolith over the gap or go around
rolled 6, 4 = 10>>17181636Jump to the other side my friend! Do not allow that mangy mutt and his beardless thrall beat us!
>>17181706It's 1d6 for the jump my neanderthal friend. Eat my explosives!
rolled 4, 1 = 5Sailing Forward.Will try to take the jump if I get there.
rolled 5 = 5>>17181706and the roll for the jump
To make this fair every one roll initiative
rolled 2 = 2>>17181695A RED DAY, A SWORD DAY, ERE THE SUN RISES! FORTH EORLINGAS! over the gap of course.
rolled 1 = 1>>17181736What kind of dice for initiative? d20?
rolled 4 = 4>>17181729Rolling for the jump...
>>17181780yup, and what side of volcano do you want to drive
rolled 6 = 6>>17181736roll for initiative
rolled 4, 2 = 6>>17181806You're so SLOW Muttley! Curses! And we're going around the left side of the volcano!
Dick and Muttley are cheating. Guass flayers to bear! FIRE!!! FIRE ALL WEAPONS!!!
rolled 7 = 7>>17181736Initiative, here you go.
OkayDick speeds off after his jump, wolf lord jumps the gap and quickly follows. Khaldun in his huge metal craft zooms to the edge of the gap and drops straight down. Ouch. Java easily clears the gap and continues on.New turn.Roll for move.DONT roll for initiative, i have done away with that.
rolled 1, 3 = 4>>17181923Using a set name for once.Also, moving.
>>17181923Derp again
rolled 2, 5 = 7>>17181923WAHAHAHAHA! We're in the lead still Muttley! This time, drop the oil slick so no one can follow us!
rolled 3, 4 = 7>>17181923I call foul play. I can hover. I DEMAND A REFLOAT
rolled 1, 1 = 2>>17181923Hmm...It would seem the pair have gone left...To the right, my comrades! We shall head them off at the pass! Quickly!
>>17181940Dick roll 1d6, the necrons are shooting at you >>17181932left or rightCombat is much more flexible now, do w/e you think of, and if its not stupidly broken ill allow it.
>>17182008Heading to the left.This is going to get good.
cough cough cough..................
rolled 3 = 3MUTTLEY! The robot men are firing! Deploy the giant mirror! Reflect it back!
>>17181969Woooooooooooooolf Eyes....
rolled 2 = 2>>17182103YOUR TRICKS SHALL NOT BEST ME! I AM THE ETERNAL, EVER LIVING AND ALL POWERFUL.
>>17182132okay... they might. BUT I AM STILL IMMORTAL
The six wolves pulling you cart slow down to a walk for a moment so Wolf lord doesn't get far, Java just keeps on surfing, Dick deploys a oil slic, and speeds away, a glancing blow from the necrons hits his car (-1 movement next turn). The monolith floats on, right over the mines set by dick, since its floating it goes right over them.NEXT TURN
rolled 1, 6 = 7>>17182152Rollin', rollan', rollon'.
>>17182152GOD DAMN
rolled 1, 6 = 7Muttley! Fix that hole! Your failures won't cost me this race! I'll drop the glue here myself.
rolled 5, 3 = 8>>17182152FORTH MY MIGHTY MOUNT. CRUSH ALL WHO OPPOSE THEE.Also Opening my eternity gate and dropping a unit of immortals on the track
rolled 4, 6 = 10>>17182152Wha-what are you doing?! Oh...shit...This is why we don't eat those terrible rations before battles and races! Forward! And try not to step in it...
>>17182188left or right
rolled 6, 3 = 9Name: Noja ThunRace/Army/faction: Steam CrusadeVehicle: A single steam powered train carriage adapted to work on all terrain without tracks.
rolled 5, 6 = 11>>17182188Oh and im taking the left path.
>>17182227didnt mean to roll
>>17182212Another challenger approachs! I say he comes into play through Khaldun's gate instead of the immortals...Fuck your immortals, you get a choo choo!
With renewed vigor, Wolf lords speed of on the heels of Dick. both Java and The necron float over Dicks silly little oil slic. All of a sudden a huge stream stain burst from the volcano and joins the race.NEXT ROUND
>>17182267Cheating at it's finest! I agree!
Wolf lord speeds off on the heels of Dick>>17182271Wow i butchered that
>>17182271and i forget the picture again
rolled 4, 4 = 8>>17182271Muttley! Everyone is floating over our traps! We need something above the ground! Hurry up and get me some magnets! We'll force them to the ground!
rolled 4, 1 = 5>>17182271Catch them! My axe yearns to be coated in the warmth of blood again!
>>17182307Okay dick, you have reached the barricade, do you want to go over or want to go through, or something else
rolled 5, 2, 1 = 8FORWARD, WE ARE GAINING GROUND! not when i shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!!!!!!!!Im also gonna smack muttley in his nigger face with my particle whip (3rd die)
rolled 4, 6 = 10>>17182300Rolling forward, ever forward.
>>17182300Where's the train? Also, I didn't check for it, but did you account for Dick's negative to movement?Raaah! That's it! I'm firing my bolters at this yellow Dick! (What do I roll?)
rolled 6 = 6Muttley! Deploy the drill! We're going UNDER the barricade! Roll 1d6 I assume?
>>17182361Yes I did and 1d6
rolled 6, 4 = 10chuchuchuchuchu?
>>17182361Yeah he did, I rolled a seven, but only moved six.
MY CIRCUITS ARE BUZZING WITH EXCITEMENT.i MAY HAVE LEAKED OIL ON MY GLORIOUS CAPE.We should do this EVERY night
rolled 4 = 4>>17182375Cool
GM sucks quit railroading.
The race is getting closer now, every one is neck and neck. The glue trap is very ineffective because its glue. Dick drills his way through the wall, creating a nice little hole. A bolter round hits the back bumper of Dicks car (Slowing him two that round)Next TurnAnd you may have to draw/describe how you go through the mine field
>>17182457Why can't I remember this
>>17182470>>17182457Double derp
rolled 3, 4 = 7>>17182457FORWARD. FEAR NO EXPLOSIONS. STRAIGHT THROUGH THE MINES!!!!!!!!!!>>17182433That made me laugh my ass off.
rolled 4, 1 = 5>>17182480Gonna' just hover-board over that barricade like a bawss.
rolled 2, 4 = 6>>17182480Gadzooks Muttley, mines! I'll drop the super-powered magnets right here at the start, you fill the car with helium, we're going OVER the minefield!
>>17182509how much shit do you have in your car
rolled 3, 6 = 9>>17182490Oh, and my eternity gate is going to open, spit out a doomsday ark, and blow that barricade to smithereens.
rolled 6, 6 = 12Full steam ahead!
>>17182519JUST ENOUGH TO WIN!
rolled 4, 3 = 7>>17182457Through the hole, boys! And I'm sure the fools will attempt to drive straight through the minefield, so follow in their tracks and beware!
>>17182530meant to roll 1 die. Ill take the 6 though.
>>17182519>Doesn't know where Dick Dastardly comes from.
>>17182537>>17182530you two have hit the mine field, use this to dictate your movement to me, or just draw on itnecron you ave 1 move in the field, Other guy you have four
>>17182509Bah! The cowards are flying above the field! Slow down, boys, and get your noses to the ground; search these mines out as we go straight through! Try to remember where they are too!How do you want me to roll for this?
>>17182598I WILL FLY RIGHT THROUGH THE MIDDLE!!!MY VESSEL IS OFF LIVING METAL. NO HARM SHALL COME TO ME
>>17182601you have two moves in the mine field, tell me witch spaces you are moving into, see >>17182598
>>17182598Due to the limited steering capabilities of my vehicle I have opted to take a simple route.
rolled 3 = 3>>17182601He's catching up but he can't get us up here Muttley! Throw some bombs down on him as he goes!(And here's my roll for attack.)
>>17182640roll for damage
rolled 2, 2 = 4>>17182659Sorry, newish to this.
>>17182632Well, i'm going to go straight through. At the same time, I'm moving at letas say half speed and I have the wolves smelling out the ground before them to try and search out and avoid the mines before we reach them.>>17182644My roll for the combat.Damn this field and those flying cowards! i hope that this track has some form of anti-air weapons overlooking the field!
rolled 4, 1 = 5>>17182598Keep on flying, figuring the mines shouldn't be able to detect me. I'll be going straight down the middle.
rolled 6 = 6>>17182707woops, wrong command thingy
rolled 2 = 2The Furry one called me a coward! I brandish the eldritch lance i totally didnt steal from a cryptek and blast him with it.
Does the hoverboard guy set off anything? I mean he is on a hoverboard.
rolled 5 = 5>>17182733Gah! Grind in hell, metalfag! Counterattack with my meltagun!
Khaldun destroys the barricade, and the races pour through and on to the minefield. Dick floats up above but moves much more slowly than normal.He fruitlessly throws bombs at the other racers The massive trains charges full speed into the field, its a mine but shrugs it off because its a fucking train. The rest move carefully through the mind field Next turn
rolled 6, 4 = 10>>17182760Faster! I want to hit them with my claws!
rolled 5, 5 = 10>>17182760Fooooor Waaaard! I'm continueing straight through, half speed, nose to the ground.
rolled 2, 6 = 8The train shakes and glows as a heavy and low voice booms from within, "These cowards would be mowed by my mighty vessel of death if not for their flight."Continue on original path!
rolled 5, 5 = 10>>17182760Go go go! Muttley! Use the fireworks rocket! Go faster! Victory is in sight!
rolled 4, 5 = 9>>17182759Oh no, heat. Whatever shall my monolith do? nyah nyah. I WILL DESTROY ALL WHO STAND BEFORE ME.As i pass whoever is black im gonna lean down and smack a nigga with my warscythe.
Voting for archive.
rolled 5 = 5>>17182800Roll to counter-attack with my Frost Axe!
>>17182800role for damage
rolled 2 = 2>>17182808gimme something to click and i will too.>>17182813Yiff in hell, dog of the emperor!
>>17182793(Can I roll for double my already half speed with the rocket?)
>>17182823http://chanarchive.org/request_votes
>>17182823Haha! Grind in hell, soul-less slave!
>>17182823A THOUSAND CURSES UPON THESE DICE.They must be furries too!
>>17182832congrats, this thread has been requested 4 times and will now be archived: http://chanarchive.org/4chan/tg/
>>17182854You're just jealous that you can't grow a glorious beard like mine because you aint got no skin!
>>17182882All of you are jealous of my glorious moustache!
>>17182868>implying we don't use sup/tg/http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/requestinterface.html?
rolled 5 = 5>>17182882I had skin before you were a twinkle in the primarch's eye! I ought to bend you over my knee and give you what for! niggerLET LOOSE THE SCARABS!!!!!!!!!They are going to EAT a safe path for me!
Dick's car falls ungracefully from the sky and skids as it hits the ground. A huge train rockets by and causes his car to spin 360 degrees. Khaldun and Wolf lord are side by side battling it out with hand weapons.Java zips by on his hover board. the wolves pulling the cart come to an abrupt halt. This pulls the Weapons out of Khaldun as he speeds by. BOOM. The monolith goes strain over a mine. A pieces of shrapnel embed them selves in your divers head. Wolf lord goes passed mocking Khaldun the whole way.
rolled 5, 2 = 7>>17182934Podium position time!Let's put that optimism to good use!
>>17182934This pulls the Weapon out of Khaldun's hand as he speeds by. BOOM. The monolith goes straight over a mine.Blarg
rolled 6, 4 = 10Forward! Crush the fool who dares stand in the way of my magnificent train!Your corpses will fuel my vessel of death further!
Suddenly, a massive, throbbing penis erupts from the race track!
rolled 3, 5 = 8>>17182934FUCK THISDEATHMARKS! I REQUIRE YOUR SERVICES!!!!I am deepstriking deathmarks 2 spaces in front of the Fur-Lord and marking him for DEATH.
>>17182934We were so close!...Muttley, what's that noise?
rolled 1, 5 = 6>>17182934Yes! We have the lead! Do not stop for anything my comrades. Also, I have a neato trophy of war for the mead hall; I guess the thieves now know karma...*On a hand radio/vox/whatever it is while looking towards the stands* Scout team, prepare the ambush.
>>17183013You didn't throw all the bombs! Curse you Muttley!
Rolling for deathmarks to fuck the furlords shit.
All of you hear a great, horrible noise. It thunder sacross the track, a deep booming noise that can only be one thing.
rolled 1 = 1>>17183060rolling
>>17183082lol'd
rolled 6, 2 = 8>>17182998Yea, you and every other scum that's had the misfortune of being in my path...lets see how well you fare! Thunderwolves, smash through these pathetic xenos!Also, are we gonna do the three laps or just the one?
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!you look into the stands and see orks, orks every were. and they look angry. A hail of slugga rounds and other projectiles come down towards the track.Every on role for damage
rolled 3 = 3>>17183082This is not the roll you're looking for.THIS is. (using my preferred enemy, furries! ability)which is totally NOT bullshit at all. and is totally canon.
rolled 1 = 1>>17183107
>>17183102Didn't mean to roll.
>>17183107every one*
rolled 2 = 2>>17183107Roll what? 1d20 or 1d6?
rolled 6, 6, 3, 1, 6, 5, 1, 4, 2, 5, 1, 6, 6, 4, 3, 2, 5, 1, 4, 6 = 77>>17183107Orks? my one weakness!My hyperlogical protocals are usele- I ACTIVATE THE DOOMSDAY ARK
rolled 5 = 5>>17183107Roll for the WAAAAAAAAAGH! as my wolves and I charge into their fire, howling as loud as our bodies let us while I fire my bolters into the stands!
rolled 2 = 2Muttley! Toss that bomb in the green things direction! I'll deploy the shrink ray, just buy me time to fix the car! We're not out yet!
rolled 4 = 4>>17183108And here's a counter-roll to his "Death Marks"
>>17183169Curse you and your terminator armor!
>>17183187Armor?! BAH! Only a coward wears armor in a bout of honor! I'm wearing nothing but the pelt I was born with and the one I claimed during my trials to become a Space Wolf!
>>17183215There can be no honor among thei- furries! Don your armor immediately! So i can completely negate it next turn!
Wolf lord flies through the hail of bullets bellowing the whole time, he and the Train come out of the attack unharmed. Java takes a stikkit grenade tot eh gut bu the dumb git forgot to arm it so it just knocks him off his hoverboard. Khaldun activates his doomsday arc, it obliterates the stands, not before a stray slugga round hits Muttley in the chest. ITS THE FINAL LAPMOVEMENT IS NOW 3D6 AND PUNISHMENT WILL BE MUCH HARSHER, GET READY TO DIE
>>17183261Gah,>Java takes a stikkit grenade to the gut but the dumb git
rolled 1, 2, 3 = 6I assume I have a choice of going past the bridge.
rolled 1, 5, 6 = 12>>17183261Move it Muttley! Pick up the car and run! We can catch up!
>>17183296yep
rolled 2, 2, 6 = 10>>17183261Go! Go! Go! Forward unto Victory! YAAAAAARGH!
rolled 4, 4, 6 = 14>>17183261ROLLAN
rolled 4, 5, 3 = 12>>17183261I SPEED FORWARD WITH THE RAGE OF A THOUSAND EXPLODING SUNSAlso, i hold out my awesome skeleton necron hand and launch my tachyon arrow at my nemesis. The lord of gay animal sex. Str 10 AP 1 bitch. My immortals also fire at anyone who drives by.
>>17183305>>17183320>>17183317Are you going to jump the gap?
>>17183336What would we roll if we were to jump it?
rolled 4 = 4>>17183336Yes! We have hanggliders Muttley! Leap for it! We must win!
d6
>>17183320Also, apply any penalties for climbing back on as a subtraction to that 14, Announcer.
Goddamn I'm laughing so hard this shit is crazy
rolled 360 = 360>>17183367YOU WOULD ROLL NOTHING. FOR MY TACHYON ARROW WILL DESTROY YOU COMPLETELY.watch, ill roll for it
rolled 4 = 4>>17183377Aye, jumpanJump the gap, boys! We did it once and we'll do it again!
>>17183400lolwut? what am i supposed to roll for a counter to this or are we just gonna ignore him and let him yell and shake to himself?
>>17183400are you jumping
>>17183441you'll see
rolled 1 = 1>>17183441THERES NO WAY TO COUNTER IT. ITS FUCKING MAGIC, I AINT GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT>>17183446yes, im also destroying my nemesis!!!!
>>17183466
>>17183466Muttley! Looks like the robot is going critical mass! This should be exciting!
>>17183466Oh dear god...I don't know if it's your dice or your false gods...but somebody fucking hates you. Also, I'm lolling too fucking hard right now.
>>17183499well i AM riding on top of a monolith screaming at everything. Im not sure monoliths can jump.......
The racers kick it into over dive and speed down the first curve, Khaldun fires a TACHYON ARROW at wolf lord. It slams into the lead wolf. The cart tumble over and crashes. Laughing Manically Khaldun attempt's to drive his monolith over the gap it drops stain to the ground again and explodes., Java climbs back on his board and zooms away. out of the rubble,crawls Wolf lord, missing an arm , he mounts a lone wolf and sets off towards victory. Dick and the train continue on with out incident.The large volcano in the center suddenly come to life spewing lava every were.NEXT TURNKhaldun roll 1d6 odd you die, even you live
>>17183593>gap it drops straight to the ground
rolled 6, 2, 4 = 12>>17183593Go go go!Gotta go fast!
rolled 2, 6, 3 = 11>>17183593Faster Muttley! Faster! Run for all you're worth!If I pass anyone, I will punch them with my fist. Yes, just my fist. REALLY HARD.
rolled 5 = 5I AM KHALDUN, THE EVER LIVING. THE INEXORABLE. THE ALL POWERFUL. Also, i totally have reanimation protocols. So its no biggy.And even if i fall, the immortals and doomsday ark are still there. The doomsday ark is gonna take a potshot at the furlord. Cause i hate that guy.
>>17183593
Which way do you guys want to go on the volcano
>>17183641>I AM KHALDUN, THE EVER LIVING. THE INEXORABLE. THE ALL POWERFULNo you're not
rolled 5, 4 = 9>>17183641I was destroyed! nooooooooOh wait, reanimate on a 4+, ever living on a 4+ Rolling
rolled 2, 4, 1 = 7>>17183593No time to mourn now, it's just the two of us! Go! We must achieve victory for the sake of Honor! For the sake of the Pack! also, captcha is "the heretic"Don't worry, Captcha, the fiery breath of the volcano shall purge all trace of heresy from this day!
>>17183641JUSTICE HAS BEEN WON ON THIS DAY! FOR RUSS! FOR THE ALLFATHER!
rolled 6, 3 = 9>>17183690I AM SUCCESSFUL IN MY REANIMATIONI Stand and wave my arms frantically while ordering my doomsday ark and my legion of immortals to fire
>>17183734You don't have any arms or legs, most of your boby was destroyed int he crash
rolled 6, 2 = 8"I can't let you do that, star wolf."
Wolf lord, Java, and Dick are All fighting for the lead. The volcano rages and The doomsday arc shoots at the racersNext turnRoll to dodge volcano and arc
rolled 1, 1, 6 = 8>>17183814Rolling to move...
rolled 4, 4 = 8>>17183819...rolling to dodge volcano and Doomsday Ark, respectively.
rolled 1, 4 = 5A thousand curses upon you and your families!Rolling for how many thousands of curses and the strength of each individual curse.
rolled 3, 5 = 8Suddenly my train explodes as the person sitting behind a screen controlling me like this is game must leave.
>>17183799woops
rolled 3, 2, 6 = 11>>17183814Rolling to move*indistinguishable howling and yelling*
rolled 3, 4 = 7>>17183852and then the roll to avoid the lava and the ark, respectivelyQuick! Evasive maneuvers! Press R or Z twice and all that!
rolled 6, 2, 5, 1, 2, 6 = 22>>17183814Watch out for the lava Muttley! And bite somebody while you're up there will you?first three for move, then volcano, arc, and attack.
>>17183897dont forget the thousand curses upon you and your family.
A huge ball of flaming rock drops form the sky and smashes your cars front end flipping your car. Java and Wolf lord carry on.NEXT TURNDIck, Roll one for your life and once or the dogsodd death, even life
rolled 1, 4, 6 = 11>>17183947Livin' in the city~You know, you've got to survive~Livin' in the city~You've got to keep that dream alive~
rolled 4, 2, 5 = 11>>17183947movement*more snarling, howling, and yelling as the thunderwolf surges us forward, my axe swinging heavily in my right hand at all whom come by*
rolled 2, 1, 2, 3 = 8>>17183978and any rolls needed for any attacks you see fit
This will be a close one. They are neck and neck, who will win? Java's famialy may or may not have a curse on it.Next turn
Now I'm waiting for everyone to crash and everyone has to run to the finish
rolled 4, 2 = 6>>17183947Me, then Muttley.
>>17184028>Java's family may or may not have a curse on it.>mfw
rolled 6, 6, 3 = 15>>17184040Cartoon physics for the win!Movement roll to catch up on foot!Hurry Muttley! Carry whatever remaining pieces you can find! We have a race to win! Run as hard as possible!
rolled 2, 6, 6 = 14>>17184028roll for the movement
>>17184028
rolled 3, 4, 6 = 13>>17184077Crawling in my skin~These wounds, they will not heal~
rolled 5, 4, 2, 2 = 13>>17184072and any attacks/counterattacks you deem fit
Wolf lord crosses the finish line a momnet before Java. He looks pale and wooboly, He is missing an arm. Roll Even Life odd death
rolled 1, 2, 3, 1 = 7>>17184077running as hard as possible, and the fourth is to punch anyone!
rolled 6 = 6>>17184113Punch Wolf Lord as I come in third."Drat, Drat, and double Drat!"
rolled 2 = 2>>17184113FOR THE FINAL BATTLE! FOR THE WOLFTIME!
rolled 4 = 4Striking out wildly with claws against any who dare to best me.
>>17184142VICTORY IN THE NAME OF OUR PACK!Now, somebody bring me a drink and a living Aurok for the wolf...
And that ends our story, Wolf lord went on to be a badass mother fucker, Java life continued begin rad as eve,r and Dick and Muttley lived to race again
>>17184192Next time racers! Next time!
rolled 4, 3 = 7>>17184192Hold on there, chief. I'm rolling to search the monolith's scrap pile for the necron's head. I'm also rolling for how much relief the wolf and I get as we use it as a hydrant..."Emperor's Dogs" this...
>>17184227I already rolled to punch you in the face and got a nat 6. I think he's gone.
>>17184291Ah, well. T'was fun while it lasted. I may have to model up a TWC based on this guy. Peace, everyone
Jolly good fun. I took the liberty of archiving this on sup/tg/ so we may know just how to conduct another session of...GRIM DARK RACING!
>>17184328I would totally do this again tomorrow if someone else doesn't.
Smashing show, chaps.
