FUCK YES I LOVE YOU

>>16911863
I love you too (in a platonic way)

CHOOSE

>>16911919
Basement of course. DURR

>>16911919
71 into the basement!

>>16911919
Go to the fucking basement.

>>16911919
An interesting dilemma.

On the one hand, my aunt and uncle have forbade the basement. On the other, I will be pounded by cheating, dick-sucking cousin. However, he's most likely a moron and won't come to the basement...

>Basement.

>>16911925
>>16911932
>>16911934
>Basement-mind

What if the uncle is keeping his second wife down there?

>>16911919
FLEE IN TERROR. FIND A HIDING PLACE.

BASEMENT IT IS! BRB

>>16911945
What? No. He keeps purple peanut butter down there.
[spoilers don't work on /tg/]Also cake.[/spoilers don't work on /tg/]

>>16911919
First, we go to the basement.
Second, have I missed anything?
I remember our adventures being :
*Trapped in a time-loop that dooms us to forever go to Big Al's Evil Carnival (with no arcade)
*Discovered the Batwing Hall one can kill you at least three times before the intro is finished
*Had a weird dream about a nerd losing his miniature collection, werewolves and pterodactyls at the center of the Earth
*Met Tarzan (who was rescuing chimps from unethical scientific experiments)
*Became the Creature from the Black Lagoon (complete with tearing 'gators apart with our bare hands and eatin' 'em raw)

>>16912013
Aww, I missed Creature from the Black Lagoon!

so many feels

Didn't someone on /tg/ stream goosebumps episodes?

>>16912070
nazi paraphernalia and photos of your parents in ss uniforms?

>>16912070
shiiiiiiiiiiit

>being down here is better than getting pounded by Barney

RAPE TRAIN HAS NO BREAKS

CAKE
OR
GOOP
?

>>16912110
CAKE
QUICKLY, BEFORE ANYONE MAKES A PORTAL REFERENCE.

>>16912110
delicious cake you must eat

>>16912110
Cake, even though goop will probably give you superpowers.

>>16912037
I rewatched some Goosebumps episodes last week. I was surprised at how good they were (and how pedo I was for most the girls on there)

Alright /tg/, we need to make a desicion.

Are we brave heroes, or are we wimps? Are we SPESS MAHREENS, or are we lowly conscripts? Are we fighters or thieves? Are we Paladins or Those Guys?

If you answered "YES" to that, taste the purple goop like a man.

>>16912110
FUCK THE GOOP
CAKE OR BUST

>>16912110
CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE

>>16912110
Let's try the peanut butter/jelly-hybrid mixture, since it's what's advertised on the cover.

CAKE IS TEH WINRAR BRB

>>16912144
I just watched this movie. It was amazing. So for that, I'm voting cake.

>>16912140
But... none of those were yes/no questions...

>>16912013
This is book #6. So no. You didn't.

>>16911855
hey man this is the second time you've done one of these threads and while I think they're neat, they would be even better if you would scan the books beforehand to reduce delay

>>16912191
Actually, they are. X ∈ {MICE U MEN} is a boolean statement.

>>16912211
It's a lot more than the 2nd time...

And part of the fun is speculation while OP scans!

>>16912233
I meant to put "second time I've seen you do one of these threads"

my badz

>>16912231
>you face a new problem

The problem is that we don't have the superpowers that the goop would have given us!

>>16912211
I DONT FEEL LIKE SCANNING 100+ PAGES WHEN WE'LL ONLY USE ABOUT HALF THAT AMOUNT

>>16912231
Some nerds gonna get POUNDED

>>16912233
Oh shiiiii--

RL Stine, you are the king of suspense!

So, uhh, I guess we do have superpowers.

>>16912265
>>16912262
holy shit, did the cake give us superpowers??

R.L. Stine
Worst DM ever, or fucking worst DM ever?

>>16912265
That was uncalled for sir

>>16912289
>>16912286
Cake gives you super-strength. Cool.

>>16912284
Fucking Dora

>>16912284
But it was the PERFECT CRIME! How could she have seen?!

rolled 57 = 57

>>16912291
railroading fuck

>>16912295
??? SORRY I GUESS

SCAN SCAN SCAN SCAN
woooo hooooooo

>>16912314
ALSO CHOICES

>>16912291
>The corridor extends about 20 feet in front of you to what looks like a heavy metal door, and much farther to the left, but you can't see all the way with your measly torch. Behind you the steps of the gnolls draw closer.
I run to the left as quietly as I can
>Out of nowhere, a T-Rex appears! It speaks to you in the language of your people and says that you are the chosen one!
Uhh, that's great, but --
>Now you're in an airplane!

>>16912284
Okay, it's easy. Just lift and twist the head.
Lift and twist.

>>16912314
FUCK BARNEY. PLAY SOME BASEBALL.

>>16912314
26! Let's tear his limbs off!

>>16912314
Let's kill Barney now that we're a giant.
That'll teach him to be a purple dinosaur.
Then, we'll kill Dora. That'll teach her to teach spanish!

>>16912314
stand and fight! superpowers is no reason to back out!

>>16912314
Fuck Barny, we're the Infraggable Krunk. Let's play.

>>16912321
Join the game. I bet we could win single-handedly.

OK, SCANAN BRB

rolled 2 = 2

>>16912408
Roll to hit.

>>16912408
The fastball has already gone past you! Don't swing, moron!

>>16912418
I hope RL doesn't use that roll.

>>16912418
>>16912420
Must've gotten one hell of a to-hit bonus for being an abomination.

WAT DO

>>16912418
Good thing the Railroad doesn't stop at You Miss Station.

Also, let's stick around for the cops. If they want to make trouble in OUR TURF they gotta make us move.

>>16912420
No! Not another "You get arrested by the cops" ending!
We were supposed to be an invincible giant what happened

>>16912420
STOP CRIMINAL SCUM!

>>16912444
run, fuck the police

>>16912443
PSEUDONATURAL CREATURES RECIEVE A +20 LUCK BONUS ON ATTACK ROLLS

>>16912444
Given that we have adult size feet I think it would be absurd to try and justify this to the cops. We hide.

We've done nothing wrong. Wait for them and explain the situation.

WE NEED NO JUSTIFICATION. WE ARE THE LAW!

But seriously, let's run. I doubt Stein will let us beat up the NYPD

CHEESE IT
CHEESE IT OUT OF THERE NOW

RUN AND HIDE SOMEPLACE YOU WON'T GROW OUT OF.

MAYBE YOUR BASEMENT, THAT WORKED THE FIRST TIME YOU NEEDED TO HIDE!

WAIT FOR THE POPO.
If it gets dicey we can just throw a cop car at them.

Stick around, there's no way they showed up IMMEDIATELY AFTER.

Squad broken - run away!

mashin F5

OK WE RUN! BRB

>>16912540
PUSSY

I await OP with baited breath...

I mean, I gotta get up in the morning!

Hurry OP

FUCK IT 4CHAN Y U DERPAN

SEEMS LEGIT

>>16911855
OP, do you have an archive of these?

>>16912617
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY.
That dickbag will probably tell on us if we go home anyway.
To arnolds!

ARNOLDS
GO TO FUCKING ARNOLDS

>>16912609
I HAD TO UPLOAD THAT PAGE 3 TIMES. 3 FUCKING TIMES.

>>16912617
Totally legit. Let's go to Arnold's shitopia.

This is obviously the Railroading part of the plot, let's play along with Stein. To Arnolds and page 61!

>>16912622
YOU MEAN LIKE DL? NO
IF YOU MEAN A COLLECTION OF PAST THREADS? YES, LOOK IN OP FOR THE SUP /tg/ LINK

Lets go to Arnolds.

Listen we should go to Arnolds. I think we need some pants soon. Ours may well break.

WE SHALL GO TO ARNOLD'S! BRB

>>16912662
That red-head didn't seem to be a complete bitch...

>>16912654
You're scanning them one by one? Damn, OP. I bow.

>>16912668
Fuck yeah

>>16912677
This is the great undertaking of these threads. One man's race against time, against the frivolous attention span of those of us who spend our lonely nights online.

KNOWING STINE, I THINK WE'RE FUCKED EITHER WAY HERE

>>16912695
We did just go for a workout. How about a nice steam?

>>16912695
>original size
how convenient. NEW MACHINE. FOR SCIENCE.

Steam is up

Steam room. Turning into a human stick sounds better than turning into a fetus. Just a hunch.

reducing machine. We have explored the stratosphere, let us commune with the insects

>>16912720
Reducing machine, its either that or go into the steam room and be sodomised by Arnold....

TIEBRAKER PLZ

>>16912695
THE MACHINE.

I think we should go to the steam-room. That new machine is probably cursed by the warp.

>>16912755
Here's your tiebreaker.
>>16912705

Steam room

INTO THE MACHINE?

STEAM WINS! BRB

>>16912695
I WAS RIGHT!

REDUCTOR MACHINE ROUTE

>>16912862
Post the machine page!

NOPE.
>SHIT ENDING GET!

STEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!

>>16912906
But now we can sue for damages. I think we won.

Can we go back to the purple goo and eat it?

>>16912862
Wow... What a shitty place. They forget about the people using their steam room. Once we shrunk small enough couldn't we exit through the crack in the door? Fucking DM just kills us without giving us a chance. Dick.

Looks like SOMEONE should have just waited for the cops and become a superhero or something.

>>16912935
I know right?

new story OP?

I can do another one if you guys want.

choose from pic related

>>16912953
Creeping coffin for Elvira waifu.

>>16912953
Coffin.

Evil fucking Genie

Genie bitches!

>>16912953
genie, maybe we can wish for sex

I guess Genie wins. Imma gonna start a new thread brb.

Also this thread is archived at
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/16911855

Will we have to find the thread or will you link?

NEW THREAD
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