rolled 2 = 2

>>16782067
Tackleslam him back into the meteor and then titanium web him to it.

rolled 33 = 33

BACK OF THE NECK!
BACK OF THE NECK!

BITE! STAB! SUCK HIS GODDAMN BLOOD BEFORE HE RECOVERS!

>EVO Quest V-II
>EVO Quest VII
>all the potential confusion
... oh god

If someone else eventually archives this thread before me, please call it something like 'EVO Quest V-2' or something

rolled 16 = 16

>>16782067
Web him, then interrogate him. With our mouth hooks, of course.

rolled 26 = 26

>>16782067

DIG CLAWS INTO HIS PACK, BREAK ARM WITH TAIL, FLY ABOVE THE BATTLEFIELD, MAKE A GREAT SCREECH TO ALERT ANY AND ALL, DECAPITATE HIM WITH YOUR MOUTH.

>>16782084
Hey, if Final Fantasy can do it (and TWICE no less), then so can you.

rolled 34 = 34

>>16782067
Bind him in a SPAGHETTI ROLL of web and vines. Then ram and withdraw the supports holding the Meteor up and drop the fucking rock on him.

>>16782067
Swoop down and hook him in the head, then spin in the air and bodyslam him into the ground.

rolled 15 = 15

Everyone, I think you're looking at this all wrong. We shouldn't be shitting our pants, wondering what to do next, we should be blorping our rage into the heavens. Never before have we been wounded by these lesser creatures. Never before has our divinity ever been challenged. Never before had we had reason to truly want to wipe the woodfolk from existence, but now with this most grievous of crimes against us we shall smite this false king then devour him and drain every iota of power from his failing veins!

BLORP FOR THE BLORP GOD!

rolled 39 = 39

>>16782067
He took his helmet off and threw it at you. So jump on his beck and mouth-pincer his neck as deep as you possible can.

rolled 3 = 3

>>16782083

THIS!

rolled 13 = 13

>>16782100
*back, not beck. Hey, at least I got a high roll.

>>16782090

You ASSHOLE, we rolled hard to get that meteor up there why would you destroy our eventual Capital-City? Or at least NOT make it suspended above the ground like a boss?

>>16782100
With our upgraded hooks that will surely severe his head....

rolled 5 = 5

>>16782067

We held the meteor up with vines.
We push the vines from the opposite side of the king, causing the meteor to crush him, or at least pin him.

rolled 37 = 37

>>16782100

dubs and another critical

I think you all know what this calls for.

rolled 40 = 40

>>16782110
Because then we can chisel this upon our capital city.

"Here lies the graves of the Woodfucks Immortal -Trex and king. We dropped a cunting space rock on them. RIP fuckers"

rolled 37 = 37

ATTACK HIS WEAK POINT! DO A BARREL ROLL AND DRAIN THE POWER OUT OF THAT FUCKER!

rolled 7 = 7

He ain't gonna lead with his face into the meteor. Still, try to Biomancy some vines and webs to trap him/sword, and make the vines worm their way to his plates. We need to get them off.

You know what? Get Aazz here. He is partly insubstantial, right?

>>16782110

We CAN use the vines to push it back up afterwards... Probably.

rolled 10 = 10

>>16782099
>nat 40 get

BLOOORP FOR THE BLOOOORP GOD!

rolled 11 = 11

Y'all need to chill out.

We got a 39 on bite his neck off with mouth-pincers.

>>16782122

A floating city is better. Why? Because we can bind the fucking CORPSES of our ENEMIES in TITANIUM webbing and HANG them from BELOW it. Forever Beneath us.

>>16782135
We also got a 34+nat 40 for dropping the City on him.

rolled 22 = 22

I don't think the nat 40 will count because it was responding to someone, not suggesting we actually do it.

rolled 32 = 32

>>16782139

We can drain him THEN drop a meteor on him.

You know. To make an example of him to whatever woodelves are still left alive.

rolled 25 = 25

I, for one, like the fact that we're not steam-rolling this guy.

I think that we should finish this fight up, and fast. We need atleast 40 on a called roll to really finish this, but i'm sure with the onset of multiple high rolls or "mini-crits" the OP will show us a little leniancy.

I hope you guys learned your lesson. Cute and adorable does not make you a potent fighter. We need to upgrade our combat abilities next evolution - if there is one.

>>16782122
Oh shit.
THIS

>39
>40
HOLY SHIT

STOPPING THE ROLLS BEFORE WE DROP THE SUN ON HIM

AND ALL THE WOODFOLK PAST PRESENT FUTURE

>>16782149

...Have you fucking seen our BLORP? We are a fucking NIGHTMARE creature, we are only Cute and Adorable because we want to be, we are a combat NIGHTMARE if it comes down to it.

*sips coffee*

Ahh, yep...a good day for rolling.

rolled 3 = 3

Wooooo~ Talk about slow typing.
Also, I forgot he threw his helmet at us.

rolled 8 = 8

>>16782159
Then we drop a sun on the woodfucks village to the East

Salamanders can grow a tongue back, right?

I mean they can regenerate their tails.

rolled 22 = 22

>>16782118
Anyone can get dubs and a critical. Nobylan and Mitenun, guide my roll!

rolled 22 = 22

>>16782160

Hardly.

Our only real offensive capability is using our mouth-attack, which works well enough against weaker foes but against behemoths like these we're not even somewhat able to match him physically.

So yes, to the common woodfolk we're a nightmare to fight, but against one of these swordsmen I doubt we'd be able to take it out.

All of our powers and other bio-morphs are either defensively inclined are support abilities. We need to get more offensive capabilities asap if we want to continue our dominance.

rolled 17 = 17

>>16782166

Everyday is a good day for rolling. Don't you remember the crazy shit we pulled off in the other threads from critical rolls?

>>16782191

We have rending talons capable of shredding our TITANIUM webbing.

rolled 24 = 24

>>16782160

I have no idea what you are talking about. Who wouldn't want a kiss from this cute little guy?

>>16782191
To be fair our powers and upgrades have mainly focused on support and back-up defensive and attacking feats. We are not a BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD God. More scheming and brain works.

>>16782122
>>16782100
>>16782090
>39, 40, holy fuck
You know a fucking god- (or you-)given opening when you see one, and dive straight in there like the fist of the north star.

And your mouth-hooks slide straight in, through armor and flesh alike, as expertly as a surgeon performing spine surgery, the only difference being that YOUR M.D. is in RAW 100% PAIN.

There's a gurgle as King Selac's throat is put in a bad way; arterial blood sprays everywhere, for once not going all into your mouth. He totters back one step, two steps, and reaches back behind him in a vain attempt to pull you off. You can hear in his mind-

>"Every... time! EVERY TI-"

You detach before he can reach you, do a quick visual sweep of the battlefield (no one beneath the battlefield). Your vision going green, you reach out with your biomancy powers again... and remove a third of the pillars supporting the meteor.

King Selac has just enough time to look up and gurgle something through his bloodstained beard, reaching into a side pocket-

++CRACKA-THOOOOOOOOOOM++

- before you give him a warm welcome to Sunfang Meteor... tyrant king style.
(continued)

>>16782201
That was bleep several evolutions ago. Now we have spiky, bony hide, dragon wings, and eight eyes.

>>16782208
We gon' need to check that pocket later.

>>16782216

Don't forget our really long prehensile tail, which is also covered in spiked as it is an extension of our spine.

>>16782205

Actually we are quite the BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD god.

Most of our actions have been killing and devouring shit.

I'd say less than 10% of our collective actions have been well-though out plans. Everything has been a spur of the moment decision which almost always involved some form of violence.

We're not mostly combat-oriented because some people don't know how to plan ahead.

>>16782219
We should get a long, prehensile cock and slap people around with it.

rolled 30 = 30

>>16782208

I bet anything that he had a crystal in that pocket.

Which reminds me, we'll need to search the woodfolk bodies for crystals after this is all over.

Oh god the amount of upgrades we're going to get from this. I can hardly wait.

>>16782208

I do hope the nature of his demise doesn't invalidate our chance to access the time stream.

rolled 17 = 17

>>16782220

Yeah this session was about as tactical as we've gotten with fights thus far. Everything else has been largely RIP AND TEAR! YOU'RE HUGE, THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS etc etc.

>>16782208
>Every... time

Wait a second.... Is this fucker reincarnating into new bodies? This secret Tyrant King?

If so the irony is delicious

rolled 40 = 40

>>16782208
Biomancy to lift the meteor back up to get the juicy meats underneath.
Bearex can chase down the survivors and kill them.
BLORP in victory.
Nom all the dead.

rolled 17 = 17

>>16782229

Like hell it will. If it's pinned under the meteor, we'll just summon up some trees to rip apart the rock and pry it out for us.

>>16782242

Fuck yeah, I love this action.

>>16782242
Welp, lookie what we got 'ere boys...

rolled 37 = 37

>>16782242

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

>>16782242

I LOVE YOU FRIEND, OUR FLOATING METEOR HOME HAS COME BACK TO US!

>>16782251
I never doubted for a solitary second that it would.

This is the best thing on /tg/ right now.

Just wanted to let you all know.

rolled 12 = 12

>>16782242
Good idea

One adenddum

Biomancy the ever living fuck out our ass. Probably going to need to use one if not both POWERS upgrade form next TIME STREAM. Anyways we craft artificial tree driven leg locomotive undergrown around the bottom of the Meteor.

New mobile, albeit slow, fortress city.

rolled 30 = 30

>>16782261
THIS

rolled 2 = 2

>>16782266
DUBS WILL IT

>>16782208
When the dust clears, a full third of the meteor is embedded straight into the ground, leaving it slanted precariously over the rest of the vines. Only some of the woodfolk just drop their weapons and/or flee, while the rest continue fighting all the harder, desperate to take as many sunfangs as they can before they get cut down.

You flit above the battlefield on your webbed wings. The Death Iron has gone to reinforce the rest of the squads, so you spend a moment trying to figure out where to throw your strength--

>"MONGRELS!"

- and part of the meteor EXPLODES outwards as something hurtles through the air, speeding towards you like a torpedo. This... this MONSTER is enough to give you pause out of fe- WORRY; streaming blood, its sleek, scarred, and hideously ripped-up and battered form is covered in a thick gray hide, broken occasionally by what look like flat spikes. You're staring into the business end of a maw full of dagger-like- no, ROWS of dagger-SIZED teeth- and into hate-filled eyes, black like the depths of the ocean.
(continued)

>>16782266
High rolling double dubs...

>>16782271
>>16782266
>>16782261

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold your horses, we haven't even given OP enough time to finish the description of the first actions yet.

>"I... AM NOT... DONE... YET! FACE ME, MONGREL!"

You backwing instinctively away-

>"AS LONG AS THERE IS BLOOD IN THE WATER..."

- but the monstrous fish is inexplicably- IMPOSSIBLY- closing the distance FAST, swimming through the air as if it were water.

>"KING KURASELACHE SHALL NEVER GIVE UP THE CHASE!"

You snarl in return. He's still fast, but... he's mortally injured. And-

>BLORP.

AND YOU ARE THE GUARDIAN OF THE EARTH.

>COMMAND?

>>16782277
OHFUCK

>>16782277

Son of a bitch it WAS a crystal!

Man I would've thought dropping a meteor on his head would be enough to put him down but this guy is more of a badass than we originally planned for.

rolled 18 = 18

>>16782286
>Giant flying shark.
Haha, oh wow.

Try and land on it, then use Biomancy to render it harmless.

rolled 7 = 7

>>16782286

Slap his shit.

rolled 8 = 8

>>16782277
Two double dubs.

Also DAMN! WEB HIS ASS RIGHT NOW! He's behind us in the air, if we web him hard enough he will plummet to the earth.

rolled 9 = 9

Pessimist that I am, I kinda feel this ain't over yet.
Roll for webbing what's left of the King when we pull up the meteor.

rolled 1 = 1

>>16782286
Tackle him, puncture his skin with our claws, slam him back into the ground, and use our combined necromancy and biomancy to REMOVE HIS SKELETON!

rolled 31 = 31

>>16782297

Agreed.

rolled 24 = 24

>>16782286

BIOMANCY UP SOME TREES AND VINES AND SHIT

PICK THAT FUCKING METEOR BACK UP

AND HIT HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE WITH IT AGAIN

rolled 26 = 26

>>16782286
Biomance up some wooden armor for us to take his charge.
Bearex will fuck his shit up while we stay protected.
Boys, I think we found our next skeleton. Oh, and by the way:
Blorp.

rolled 27 = 27

>>16782286
>>16782299
Reroll for this! If he can't move his tail he can't swim!

rolled 25 = 25

>>16782286
...dump all strength, willpower, concentration and RAW FUCKING TRUE GRIT into the Shape shift ability. Grow and grow dwarf his small frame then fucking belly slam his finny ass into the ground.

rolled 15 = 15

I dunno, not die somehow

rolled 5 = 5

You know what you're supposed to do in the event of a shark attack?

Punch it in the goddamn snout to establish dominance. That should be even easier now since we're not even in water.

rolled 31 = 31

>>16782286
Well, I guess we're fucked. Good game.

rolled 15 = 15

Rawling for shit slapping.

Seriously though guys, we need to upgrade the fuck out of our dude.

This guy survived a fucking metro falling on him, after getting his neck ripped open and still wants to murder us.

Could you honestly say we could do that with our pussy little slamander?

rolled 1 = 1

>>16782286

A shark-elf, how cute. Latch on, and get the biomancy started on shutting off his heart.

rolled 19 = 19

>>16782277

We took out a fucking T-Rex that was in perfect condition, this is a cakewalk.

Summon Bearrex
Create vine catapult
Launch Bearrex and us at its eye to RIP AND TEAR

rolled 2 = 2

God fucking damnit what's up with these low rolls?

The dice gods are displeased with us. They need more sacrifices! Let us make this monster the first offering to appease the ancients.

... the.. the highest roll is "SLAP HIS SHIT."

GOING WITH THAT.

rolled 28 = 28

>>16782307

Seconding this!

C'mon crits, where are you?

rolled 15 = 15

>>16782306
Hopefully we slap his shit with something better than our adorable nubs and rending claws. Cause that bitch is a shark.

Didn't we once threaten to bear slap someone? Let's bearex slap this fucker. Let's command bearex to get ready, use biomancy to sprout a tree under it, and have bearex jump off of the platform to give it enough of a boost to slap his fucking shit.

rolled 3 = 3

>>16782297
>>16782299
>>16782301
>>16782302
>>16782323
>>16782329
>>16782333

I think we might die today. We might as well rush him and die with a blaze of glory. To the victor goes the spoils as they say.

rolled 2 = 2

>>16782286
Soar and fly as fast and as high as we can, then about face and dive hard and fast. Dive bomb directly into his shit eating teethy mouth and barrel into his soft insides. If we gained the momentum blast out the other side. If not RIP AND TEAR!

No one would expect us to fly INTO the Megs-sharks mouth.

rolled 8 = 8

>>16782333
Nah, our ideas just aren't crazy enough yet.

WE ARE STARING DOWN THE BARREL OF A MORTALLY WOUNDED, INCREDIBLY PISSED OFF SHARK

I SAY

I SAY WE GO DOWN HIS GULLET BEFORE HE GETS A CHANCE TO CHEW

AND RUIN HIS SHIT FROM THE INSIDE

rolled 28 = 28

>>16782333

Well you sacrificed a trips post for that. Hopefully that helps.

Fingers crossed.

rolled 10 = 10

>>16782286

Fly down. Get Bearex in range. Latch on when the bones beat the flesh.

>>16782286
Go back to the meteor, sit in front of it, juke it just like last time, bite just like last time. Sometimes you have to do it multiple times.

rolled 25 = 25

Biomance some vines and leafdancer storm into his mouth. Which inevitably be chewed up and, perhaps, swallowed. Then we work the magic inside out...
Similarly, web and vine to wedge his mouth open then we zoom in. Wreak havoc.

Call Aazz and Bearrex to help.

rolled 10 = 10

>>16782347
>>16782346
>ramming speed mind

rolled 17 = 17

>>16782286
We die.

rolled 18 = 18

>>16782313
Agreed! The shark cannot breathe if you diable his swimming!

rolled 3 = 3

>>16782353
Rollan

rolled 36 = 36

>>16782345

You all might have given up hope but I REFUSE to die to some elven king! Our might has stopped celestial bodies in their tracks, what does this fool think he can do to us!

rolled 9 = 9

>>16782347

Not ballsy enough for the dice gods. We need to go in the back door. Time to roll for anal circumference.

rolled 9 = 9

>>16782365

Or we could just slap his shit.

You know, I think I figured out the pattern in our dice rolls.

I think the more impassioned a poster is while he types, the higher is die roll tends to come up.

rolled 8 = 8

GOD-BLORPING-FUCK-DAMMIT

WHEN SHIT HITS THE FAN WHERE THE FUCKING HELL DID ALL THE CRITICAL ROLLS BUGGER OFF TO.

No offense to the 'slap shit' posters but if that gets us out of this bind after we basically ripped his throat out and dropped a space rock on him I'm going to be miffed.

rolled 12 = 12

>>16782365
Yes! The dice gods are pleased with our anger! Biomance a tree to sprout up and hit him from underneath him! Spear him with the very earth its self!

>>16782365

Well we finally got a roll over a 35.

After the cutoff point.

rolled 24 = 24

>>16782286

Just remembered this from the last thread. Let's biomancy-necromancy combo and cause his skeleton to shoot out his eye sockets.

rolled 28 = 28

Spear the Fucker with a tree

rolled 39, 29, 29, 19, 35, 1, 13, 39, 23, 40 = 267

>>16782377
Hang on I think I have some critical rolls in this box I just found

rolled 27 = 27

40 get

rolled 14 = 14

We may die today, but if we are to die...let's die slapping his shit.

Let's slap his shit so hard it crawls buck up his asshole and becomes compacted, eventually causing him to die from maggot infestation.

Sharks don't fly on our watch!!
Shoot it down with the meteor.

>>16782396
4/10

rolled 9 = 9

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1g7jNePGTU&feature=related

FLY INTO HIM
GRAPPLE HIS UNDERSIDE
DIVE BOMB BOTH OF US INTO A SUICIDAL SONIC BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM VELOCITY NOSE DIVE

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU'LL KILL US BOTH?!"

>BLOOOOOORPPPP!!!!

rolled 7 = 7

>>16782406

rolled 24 = 24

>>16782396
>nat 1
>nat 40
>two 39s
my god, where id you find that box? I'm gonna look for one, too!
Also rolling to do some kind of amphibian Aikido to make sharkman eat dirt. Then we disembowel him using biomance'd vines up his digestive tract.

rolled 5 = 5

>>16782426
Dubs and a crit go

rolled 20 = 20

>>16782426

BY THE POWER OF ASGARD I SUMMON 40'S!!!!

rolled 14 = 14

>>16782426
FOR THE BLORP!

rolled 32 = 32

>>16782426
SLAP HIS SHIT STRAIGHT INTO THE MOTHERBLORPING GROUND!

rolled 22 = 22

>>16782426

rolled 21 = 21

>>16782432
>>16782433
>>16782435
What the fuck?

rolled 9 = 9

>>16782426
ZOG IT MATES, WAAAAGGGGHHHH FIELD ONLINE!

>>16782432
>>16782433
>>16782435

Oh god... oh sweet gleep no....

rolled 12 = 12

>>16782432
>>16782433
>>16782435

rolled 26 = 26

>>16782426
I CALL UPON THEE DICE GODS, GIVE ME YOUR STRENGTH!

>>16782432
>>16782433
>>16782435

rolled 28 = 28

>>16782441
I think we may have just lost a limb.
But fuck that, we got biomancy!
Get our (potentially eaten) limb to grow from the inside out, tearing the shark in the process!

rolled 8 = 8

>>16782453
THIS!

rolled 21 = 21

Damn! This can't happen!

YOU CAN DO IT LITTLE BLORP GUY!

rolled 20 = 20

Nice game, gentlemen, nice game. It seems, however, that the dice gods do not favour us in our hour of need.

If there is any hope left, however, I think that we should be able to take out both ourselves and this false king so that our name will go down in legend. The word blorp shall become a word that will be told to woodfolk children to scare them, and blorp will become the rallying cry for future generations of lizardmen resistance.

In the name of the ancients, amen.

>>16782432
>>16782433
>>16782435
I wonder /tg/.... have you ever seen a God die?

Mm, need to cut down posting to do A and do B.

rolled 19 = 19

I somehow think that we're not doing this right.
Summon bearex. Get on his head.
Biomancy+Necromancy TWO FUCKING BONE DRILLS. THAT SPROUT MORE DRILLS.
CHARGE THE FUCKER TO THE METEOR ABOVE AND BEYOND.
WE'VE GOT THE FUCKING POWER OF EVOLUTION AND WE'RE USING IT.

rolled 2 = 2

This entire thread is littered with nothing BUT shit-tier rolls. Really this dice system sucks dick.

rolled 22 = 22

ROLL

rolled 3 = 3

>>16782379

NO!

IT WON'T END LIKE THIS!

I REFUSE TO GO DOWN LIKE A CHUMP TO THIS CHUCKLEFUCK.

>>16782432
>>16782433
>>16782435
Welp.
Good game guys.
Good game.

rolled 32 = 32

>>16782470

Look at that. A fucking 2. A god damn fucking 2. I bet i'm going to get less than 20 on this roll. Less than 25 if i'm lucky.

rolled 11 = 11

The dice gods helped us accomplish so much, and yet now they abandon us.

What will you have us do dice gods? Is this a test of our faith?

>>16782473
Teh dice Gods found our cleverness and will to live lacking. Had we air grappled or cannon balled through his GI track maybe.... but shit slapping is PC tier fighting style. We were given the gift of Godhood and we squandered it.

rolled 13 = 13

>>16782478
Now they're just mocking us.

rolled 9 = 9

>>16782470

The first half of this thread was littered with them. But they were premature.

As soon as the king rose from what we thought was his grave, the dice gods have refused to answer our pleas.

So FUCK THE DICE GODS, WE MAKE OUR OWN BLORPING LUCK.

rolled 32 = 32

>>16782478

Oh, now I get a 32. I bet i'll get a 1 this post as a sign of the ancients disfavor. It was me who had to roll that final roll. It was all up to me, yet victory can still be achieved. The fabled 40 must be taken from the hands of fate.

rolled 29 = 29

What? No! We will beat this fucker dead even if we have to do it with our own severed arm dammit! The very forest will shake with our blows!

It is time TG.

We must Alpha strike. We must hit him with everything we have. We must use all of our powers.

Necromancy up the army of dead, Biomancy vines and trees to spear and attack him, Shapeshift into the biggest fucking thing we can, and blast out our peace aura like a boss because we can. Tear him apart!

rolled 22 = 22

>>16782495
Why do the Dice taunt us so?

rolled 40 = 40

>>16782495

Okay, dice gods, if you give us a 40 we shall no longer proclaim to be a god, but we shall venerate the ancient ones from behind the stars and we shall serve as their avatars on earth.

rolled 17 = 17

>>16782508
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

rolled 6 = 6

>>16782498
row row kill that fucker

>>16782508

rolled 2 = 2

>>16782508
Oh wow.
What.

rolled 5 = 5

>inb4 shitstorm.

rolled 38 = 38

What is one arm to us? Even if he severs it with his fucking mouterfucking mouth that gives us free reign to biomancy-fuck his shit. We are Blorp the God of Life and Death and THIS PUSSY ASS ELF-SHARK IS ABOUT TO FEEL OUR MOTHERFUCKING FURY!

rolled 27 = 27

WE WILL DEFEAT THIS MONSTER EVEN IF WE HAVE TO CLAW OUR WAY OUT OF THE BOWELS OF HELL TO DO IT.

HEAVEN OR HELL, LET'S ROCK

>>16782508
Wait, what?
I... What? WHAT?

rolled 38 = 38

>>16782508
>>16782508

We must give the gods offerings! They watch our actions and guide us from the darkness between stars, and we must give them sacrifice if they are to alter fate in our favour!

We must burn the bodies of every woodfolk to them, and then burn the forest in their glory!

rolled 11 = 11

>>16782508
I think the dice gods have answered us. They want us to venerate them in honor! We shall, if they grant us this one last thing. We. Must. Not. Lose.

Beat this... This thing to death, in honor of our gods!

rolled 15 = 15

>>16782532
Or we could fashion die out of their bones.

rolled 13 = 13

>>16782524
The dice gods we're angry we proclaimed to be their equal!

We must lower ourselves before their might and make good on our promises!

rolled 6 = 6

>>16782453

I would also like to point out our limb would be dead as well. We can spin that fucker right round, like a record player, slashing as it goes. Armor means nothing in the digestive tract.

>>16782508

...

Well then.

rolled 34 = 34

>>16782453
This.
Don't resist the bite, don't lose the connection. We are now in touching range with one limb inside his mouth.

Bioshiftmance some spikes from your arm or just necrobiomance his rotting body to rupture.

rolled 15 = 15

>>16782495
Dice gods are fuckers. All of them are.

Also, Combine with bearex into bonedrills for hands nightmare god and slap his shit again! HARDER!

rolled 33 = 33

>OP is taking so long because he is writing our eulogy in a glorious final burst of death and blood as our Blorp God dies his deserving death.
>Next thread we will begin anew with another potential God. The legend of Bloorp being used as a cautionary tale as well as a guide

rolled 33 = 33

>>16782539
Dude, I got a 38 on that. They're clearly just fucking with us.

rolled 26 = 26

>>16782531

No, I was not angry that occurred. I was angry that I had not realized our own blasphemy. That is why the gods did not give us their blessings.

>>16782532
wood folk yes forest no

rolled 33 = 33

>>16782508
Well, if -I- get a 40, I say that the outer gods are not so unwise as to send only ONE avatar. There are others.

rolled 33 = 33

>>16782569
So a 33...is that like a maybe?

>>16782547
>Death of Blorp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3j1JLGAMmE&feature=related

Please... no.....

rolled 37 = 37

>the dice gods faces

SECOND THREAD ARCHIVED

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/16782067/

VOTE IT UP TO PLEASE THE DICE GODS

rolled 36 = 36

>>16782583
I almost raged, almost freaked out.

rolled 35 = 35

Now we're getting high rolls out the ass...

rolled 32 = 32

>>16782601
see
>>16782587

rolled 37 = 37

>>16782601
It's obviously because we now accept the Outer Gods as our rulers, and accept ourselves as their Avatar.
Isn't that right, dice gods?

rolled 36 = 36

Will OP...

can Blorp really die?

rolled 21 = 21

>>16782601

Because the terms and conditions with the Dark Ones has been worked out. They see to bless us with their divine will.

rolled 29 = 29

>>16782601
>>16782591
>>16782587
Three crits in a row...

rolled 34 = 34

>>16782609
Either that or the dice gods are trolling. The Dice gods do that.
Isn't that right, dice gods?

rolled 35 = 35

>>16782613
In descending sequential order.

>>16782432
>>16782433
>>16782435
... but even wounded, the King is smarter than that.

Impossibly fast, King Kuraselache flows AROUND your massive hand and lowers his head; you have just enough time to swipe air before the shark smashes into you- you SWEAR that you can feel your skull crack, even as your armor's spike embeds itself in Kuraselace's forehead.

>"YOU DARE... MAKE SPORT OF ME...!?"

And he... doesn't bite, but he doesn't stop flying, either- rather, he speeds up, carrying you with him. For a few seconds, you are dazed, but when you recover, you realize that the clouds are growing farther and farther away- and that's when the injured shark king slams you full-force into the side of Sunfang Meteor. You feel something break- something on your back- and EVERYTHING IS PAIN.

Distantly, you feel the wind rushing by again before you bounce off the ground, rolling to a stop at the foot of the meteor. Your hearing fades, just enough to blunt out the horrified shrieks of the sunfangs and King Kuraselache's booming, liquidy laughter...

... but you pick yourself back up on your forelegs, squinting at all three images of the shark rushing towards you again. You are broken, but not beaten yet; you cannot feel your wings or your legs, but you can feel your minions rushing towards the battle- and they may be late.

You don't know if you can-
(continued)

rolled 21 = 21

>>16782615
Not a single roll under 20...

yeah, that's pretty troll-tastic if I do say so myself.

rolled 26 = 26

>>16782609
Nope, they're just trolling the shit out of us.

rolled 27 = 27

From this I conclude:
The Ancient ones from beyond the stars have known trolling from beyond Time and Space.
And we shall be the avatars of their Trolling.

>>16782623
That image is.... concerning

>>16782508
>40
>... we shall no longer proclaim to be a god, but we shall venerate the ancient ones from behind the stars and we shall serve as their avatars on earth...

They hear you. The sun flares.

And you hear an echo of the past.

>"... journey will not be easy. Only the strong... survive. This is a trial... my father. I hope... survive this trial and meet..."

New strength flows into you. Not enough to bring you back to full health, and you don't know if it'll be enough to take this fucker on. But you stand back up and face down King Kuraselache.

... one last chance.

>COMMAND?

rolled 38 = 38

>>16782637
Fly into the air and land on top of Kuraselache, then use Biomancy to kill him.

rolled 26 = 26

>>16782637
SKULLFUCK HIM

FOR THE EMPRAH!

rolled 7 = 7

>>16782637
Duck, since I assume he's floating, what with sky shark and all.

Then rend our claws into his underbelly and spill his intestines into our mouth, dive into his corpse, and eat him from the inside out.

rolled 12 = 12

>>16782637
Whipttail him. It doesn't matter where. Once we establish contact we use our biomancy to make him experience the worst pain imaginable. Then, once he is writhing on the ground in agony we take control of his skeleton and force him to rip his own flesh off.

rolled 32 = 32

>>16782637
Can we try to hijack his body with biomancy?
We're pretty beaten up and our body can't serve us well on this fight.
But maybe our mind could do the job. Change his brain wiring and disconnect his mind from his body. Then put our brain into his body.

rolled 26 = 26

>>16782637
Invoke the power of the Ancient ones with a Blorp.

Do nothing else. Just, invoke their power, say "Blorp", and stand still, awaiting their divine intervention.

rolled 28 = 28

>>16782627

We do not need to hide from the truth. You may call it "trolling" but the will of the gods has been decried.

>>16782508
>>16782508
>>16782508
>>16782508
>>16782508
>>16782508
>>16782508
>>16782508
>>16782508
>>16782508
>>16782508
>>16782508
>>16782508
>>16782508

The choice is ours to follow it into glory or fall and be forgotten.

rolled 2 = 2

>>16782648
We have been favored.

rolled 32 = 32

>>16782637
He's already dying, more than us anyways. Let's just avoid him, and hope it stays that way (maybe make him crash into the meteor again, and take him when he's stunned).

rolled 1 = 1

>>16782637
Smash his shit with Bear rex. Don't even bother biting just slam his full weight into the Mega Shark. It may result in Bearex's bones betting shattered but it is a necessary spendature. While he is distracted invade his gills with brangles of thorny thick vines then hurl our mangled body at his throat. Slash it open and keep cutting until we hit dirt of the other side.

rolled 5 = 5

>>16782637
Slap His Shit like no creature has Slapped Shit before. Put all of your powers to use to make this Slap echo beyond the stars.

>>16782637
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISTUj3ytaQo

rolled 19 = 19

>>16782637

Biomancy root-spears from as many places around the king as possible.

rolled 28 = 28

>>16782653
Reroll for gory meal time.

rolled 34 = 34

>>16782648
>>16782655
Can we combine these?

rolled 16 = 16

>>16782637
Bloody hell, I'm getting nervous about rolling... but let's try and take this tyrant down. Even if it means we're going down as well. We're gonna go down as our title; we go down guarding the earth.
Biomance like crazy, use the whole forest to drown sharkyboy in leafs; when that doesn't work, we cover ourselves in so much organic matter that we're in a plant Gundam and fight the shark, hand-to-hand, like crazy.

rolled 12 = 12

>>16782664
That is some pussy shit.

Slap him. Mean it this time.

rolled 28 = 28

>>16782648

We must call upon the powers given to us by the Old Gods Who Reign! Look past hte veil of sorcery and into the heart of reality! Remove the threads that bind his matter together and let him fall at our feet in a puddle of goo.

rolled 8 = 8

>>16782669
RIP AND TEAR!

Plus I want bone rex to actually DO something this thread

rolled 20 = 20

We bight him so that we can mind control him.

rolled 33 = 33

Rolling for critical slap.

>>16782637
Biomance him into something twisted.
send in bearex
Just throw everything at him

rolled 18 = 18

>>16782637

Do not look to past glories to lead us, we must gather the channeled energies and alter our form to become a better representation of the great one's wrath!

GOD MODE: ACTIVATED

rolled 35 = 35

>>16782637
Time to rely on a little help from our friends. Call out to Razz, get a blade leaf storm to slice and cut at the Kings face. Direct the rest of the Sunfang spear men to hop on his back and begin butchering his flesh. Bind him down as much as possible with webbing and keep him still. We are too weak to finish this ourselves.

>>16782648
Didn't our wings get mangled?

>>16782733
This. And biomancy everyone to a giant Sunfang abomination to fight this fucker.
Also, add some drills.

rolled 26 = 26

>>16782748
Forgot my roll.

rolled 39 = 39

>>16782747
Well, we were just healed, so I assume they're at least functional.

rolled 16 + 5 = 21

Why shouldn't we just start calling ourselves gods again after the victory?

rolled 27 = 27

>>16782747

The power of the Ancients flows through us, we can do anything should they decree it necessary.

rolled 18 = 18

>>16782755
>39

The ancient ones favor you, prophet of the gods!

rolled 39 = 39

I wonder if the gods got confused and gave us low roles thinking we were trying to roll under?

rolled 24 = 24

>>16782757

Because of the dice, man. You don't piss off the dice gods. We already were granted multiple crits for acknowledging their death-grip over our fates. Do you really want to try their patience after that?

rolled 27 = 27

>>16782779
I maintain that they were fucking with us.

rolled 5 = 5

>>16782733
This isn't Pussy Out and Rely on Allies Quest. This is Motherfucking Blorp God Quest and we are the motherfucking Blorp God and we will fucking act like it.

>>16782648
>>16782680
>38
You flex your wings, and sharp pain sears through the right side of your body... but that's fine. You don't need to fly. You only need to get on top of the big guy- who is approaching FAST.

>"YOU SHALL KNOW... THE FURY OF *OUR* GOD...!"

You figure that you're probably not a god. You may be crystal-favored, but not a god- not with so many others who can tap into the crystals in this land alone.

But if King Kuraselache's god- and the Tyrant King's god, and the woodfolk's god- is the one TRUE god, you would be still lying broken on the ground.

You jump back up into the air- but King Kuraselache, still streaming blood in thin trickles, anticipates the move and angles his bite *just so* that your body will be speared by more teeth than you have followers-

>>16782755
>39

- but your wings flap once, twice, and you're high enough that you can whipcrack his snout with your tail, channeling Biomancy.

Perhaps if he were still whole and unbroken, he could have resisted it and chomped you in half anyway, but here, here...

It's enough.

Immediately, King Kuraselache's whole maw starts flowing like silly putty, twisting AWAY from you as if repelled by an invisible barrier; the gargled shriek from his deformed head will give everyone in a five mile radius nightmares, but you push on. Momentum pushes King Kuraselache's body farther and farther into the throes of your power, and the shark snaps and twists and breaks in ways not intended to by ANY body, crystal-favored or no.

Soon enough, the shark's deformed body falls- or spatters- to the ground around you in streamers-

- and Bearex stomps on the still-falling remains, screeches to a stop, and starts nuzzling you, green fire bathing the both of you in a strange light.

You are victorious, and your people- still routing the woodfolk- await.

>COMMAND?

rolled 4 = 4

>>16782790
Fuck you Dicegods.

rolled 30 = 30

>>16782785

Fun fact: The Dice Gods feed purely on spite! If you are winning, it is only because someone else's tears taste more delicious.

rolled 14 = 14

>>16782799
CONSUME HIS FLESH! ABSORB HIS POWER!

rolled 4 = 4

>>16782799

The gods have granted us victory, now we must appease them! Burn all of the dead wood folk bodies, kill those who resist our might, but try to keep the females alive.

Our reward, however, is to feast upon this false kings body, so that we might better serve our gods.

rolled 10 = 10

>>16782799
Consume him, thank the gods from beyond the stars for your meal.

rolled 10 = 10

>>16782799
Eat him, then add his bones to Bearex.

rolled 22 = 22

>>16782799
Heal.

rolled 30 = 30

Rout the still fighting Woodfolk into either death or submission.

Then, feast on the dead that their sacrifices might not be in vain. Their death will become our power. Such is the cycle.

rolled 10 = 10

>>16782816
>>16782820
>>16782823

Obviously the god's do not want us to eat him. No, first we must give IMMEDIATE sacrifice to the ancient ones, starting with those slain in battle INCLUDING the king.

rolled 2292524 = 2292524

dicks

GIANT PREHENSILE DICKS EVERYWHERE

rolled 27 = 27

>>16782823
>Shark
>Bones

Do I need to get a third grader in here to tell you how dumb you are?

rolled 10 = 10

>>16782799
Use biomancy to use individual vines from the surrounding area to tie up the people giving our sunfang the most trouble. Insist that they destroy the opponents. Begin eating our new dinner.

rolled 29 = 29

>>16782839
>10
Nope, they want us to eat him.

rolled 5 = 5

Armor-up in Bearrex and hoist up Kura remains
Declare the battle over

rolled 11 = 11

>>16782845
Didn't even cross my mind, actually. Thanks for reminding me, though.

rolled 11 = 11

>>16782799
Blorp in praise to the Ancient Ones from beyond the stars.
Get Zazz, Aazz and Razz to do so as well.
Then, after the prayer, we eat.

rolled 2 = 2

newish lurker here, been following this quest from sup/tg/. OP, this is insanely awesome.

I say we turn his corpse into a sculpture beside the meteor, eternally marking our victory, if there's enough of it left after we eat it. If not, add SHARK TEETH to our Bearex.

rolled 5 = 5

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM OM
NOM OM NOM NOM OM NOM
NOM NOM OM OM NOM NOM
NOM NOM OM OM NOM NOM
NOM OM NOM NOM OM NOM
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM OM

rolled 31 = 31

>>16782868
Have the Sunfang, ALL OF THEM, scour the battle field.

CRYSTALS!

CRYSTALS OF BLORP-MAN!

We NEED to upgrade and heal .We are alive through divine intervention and cuteness factor right now.

rolled 36 = 36

>>16782845
Sharks may not have a skeleton, but they do have some bone.

They've got teeth. Lots and lots of teeth.

rolled 12 = 12

>>16782879
THIS

rolled 12 = 12

>>16782823
this then we aid or follows after we are victorious we should declare there the true gods have shown us the error of our ways we were mistaken we are not a god we are but a fraction of the might of the true gods but we are a part of that might and we shall bring our bronevolence to all.

rolled 14 = 14

By the way...

How did the king have pockets in metal armor?

rolled 4 = 4

>>16782896
>>16782896
>>16782896
>>16782896
>>16782896
>>16782896
>>16782896
>>16782896
>>16782896
>>16782896
>>16782896
>>16782896
>>16782896

rolled 37 = 37

I don't care what the fuck you have to say about the dice gods, they gave us one of the most interesting plot twists in a long while and made this thread the awesomest on /tg/.

>inb4 someone corrects me on proper grammar.

>>16782836
... even though you're no god, you're still one fucking badass; that is why your people revere and look up to you. Probably. Even though you kind of got broken like a toy (though to be fair, that fucking King...).

Regardless, you still have work to do.

You get Bearex to lift you into its midsection/T-Rex skull, and he keeps his mouth open slightly to keep you visible... and his feet pound the ground, sending him dashing towards the last battle.

It's more of a standoff. The four woodfolk swordsman, the royal guard, are standing over a few dead sunfang clubbers, but they're virtually surrounded by the rest of your people. No one has made a move yet.

Upon your arrival, everyone- and I mean EVERYONE- looks up to you (or perhaps to Bearex).

>>16782879
... and you immediately BLORP at some of the sunfang to scour the battlefield. THEN you turn to look at the woodfolk swordsmen, who make no move, lest you and your minion snap them up like flies.

>COMMAND?

>....first roll on /tg/

>roll a 2

rolled 28 = 28

>>16782907
Rape them.

Rape them with your BearRex femur....

>>16782799
He was a worthy rival.
Merely eating it will not satisfy our hunger.
No, we must do more.
Reanimate him.
Make him tear his own heart away from his body.
Make him scream that he has lost.
Then, cut his head. Eat his eyes. He shall not see anymore. Tear his arms. They shall not rise against you. Break his legs, and make him bow to you. He shall not stand again to fight you.
Desecrate his spirit. Rend his soul. Discard the meat. Crush his bones. Make it gore-y. We're not eating him. He won't be a part of us. Anybody that rises against us deserves worse than that.
Make everybody see that, and spread the our enemy survivors across the land. Everybody else must know.

rolled 20 = 20

>>16782907
Give them a chance to surrender. If they don't, slaughter them.

rolled 4 = 4

>>16782907
Shotgun every crystal in our possession.

At one time.

Right before announcing to the Woodfucks, "Want to see a magic trick?"

rolled 34 = 34

>>16782923
This for laughs.

>>16782896
>>16782900
...

THERE WILL BE A BONUS AT THE END OF TONIGHT'S THREAD.

rolled 40 = 40

>>16782907
>>16782926
Forgot my roll.

rolled 33 = 33

>>16782937
Imokaywiththis.jpg

rolled 3 = 3

Bearex needs to close his mouth to protect us.

Then? CHARGE. Blorping all the time. Bonus points if we can shapeshift our limbs into vines to come out of his eye sockets, all four of them, to rend the last one to pieces personally.

rolled 4 = 4

>>16782941
>nat fucking 40

We're back baby.

rolled 10 = 10

>>16782941
Fuck yes.

rolled 6 = 6

>>16782907

Rape the females and keep the males alive to teach our troops the way of swordsmanship.

>>16782941

christ on a crutch

rolling to support this further? maybe my second roll will be better

rolled 36 = 36

>>16782955
>rape
The dice Gods and blorp himself look upon you with disgust

Rape is what common thugs and corrupt kings with delusions of God hood revel in.

We have ACTUAL God stuff to take care of.

rolled 7 = 7

>>16782955
NO!

We must rape ALL of them with BeaRex's FEMUR

TO DEATH

rolled 38 = 38

>>16782934
The dice gods dost smile upon this rape roll.

rolled 28 = 28

Did you guys forget?

We are the Patron Saint of Brohood.

We only rape figuratively.

rolled 24 = 24

>>16782982
No they don't

rolled 28 = 28

>>16782969

doing it wrong, derp

rolled 22 = 22

>>16782955
>>16782973
The gods do give you their blessing. Your petty desires are not looked highly upon by the gods.

rolled 36 = 36

>>16782989
Don't they?

A 28, a 34, and then a 38.

rolled 5 = 5

>>16782996
And then a 36.

rolled 14 = 14

>>16782926
>>16782941
wellp the dice gods have spoken

>>16782982
>>16782934
>>16782923
>Wikipedia: "The femur (pl. femurs or femora), or thigh bone, is the most proximal (closest to the center of the body) bone of the leg in tetrapod vertebrates capable of walking or jumping ...."

You ARE feeling particularly vindictive tonight, but... you are not sure how you're going to go about doing this.

You settle for walking Bearex over to them (or chasing them as they start fleeing), one and a time, and make damn sure to kneel Bearex's gigantic knee/thighbone/leg down onto their crotches or asses, and ONLY their crotches or asses.

Repeatedly.

It is not pleasant experience for the woodfolk swordsmen, and the result has many of the bloodthirsty sunfang going a little pale at this.

(continued)

rolled 18 = 18

>>16782941
>>16782941
>>16782941
>>16782941
>>16782941

Fucking this!

rolled 17 = 17

>>16783029
I... I don't like the direction our pure and righteous little blorp is heading down...

rolled 32 = 32

>>16783041

Yeah, we should have gone with that nat 40. OP you have erred in your judgement.

rolled 4 = 4

>>16783029
Eat all the dead, animate King Kuraselache as a wraith.

>>16783029
>Grimoireof Rape has been opened in a quest thread

God fucking dammit. Welp it was fun guys. See you next year when a good and original quest thread pops up. This one has been tainted and will only devolve further.

>>16783049
I know.

That's why there's a 'continued' in my last post.

>>16783081
>That pic
That plus beard is how I now envision the elf king.

rolled 8 = 8

>>16783029
Hahahahaha...hahaha...ha...hahahaha

rolled 24 = 24

>>16783117

ha......ha..............

rolled 20 = 20

>>16783130
I can't read past the repeatedly part without breaking out in the chuckles.

It's almost as funny as tentacle rape.

rolled 22 = 22

>>16783145

Which, admittedly, isn't very funny.

rolled 4 = 4

>>16783152
I agree, this was far funnier than tentacle rape.

>>16783029
Fifty minutes later, once the swordsmen are all paste (you'll be surprised at how fast someone will run when they see their comrades being straight-up crushed)...

>>16782926
>40
You move to the beaten corpse (?) of King Kuraselache, and you raise it from death.... whole. More or less whole. There's an awful lot of stuff missing, like half of the head and various organs, but you manage.

And then you call back the King's soul. The shark writhes in agony, in shame for having lost to you, and in mortification for being forced to be your servant.

>"MY... LORD..."

He was a worthy opponent.

>GLEEP.

You curl one clawed paw into a fist and PULL. Instantly, the shark twitches, thrashes, and then its body erupts outward in a shower of... of SOMETHING. King Kuraselache shrieks in pain and doubles over, reaching one fin out for his cooling heart...

You squeeze your paw again, and it implodes, crumpling into a mass of squeezed meat. And then you command the shark further, feeling its pride being stripped away as you force its voice.

>"I HAVE LOST! I... I HAVE-"

Its eyes are already gone, so you calmly waddle over and tear its clean fins off; you make its body contort at your feet, the shark's soul screaming all the while.

>"NO! NOOO! YOU CAN'T- MY LORD!! AM I NOT WORTHY? AM I NOT-"

And then... you proceed to disassemble it in meaty chunks, bit by bit, synchronizing it with what you do the shark's soul. Agonizing minutes pass, as King Kuraselache is rendered into his component parts, and he shrieks all the while... and soon enough, there is nothing left, but the lingering echos of his voice being carried away by the wind.

This is the fate of those who stand up to the Sunfang, and the surviving sunfolk, the former woodfolk servants, the forgeslug, and even those few fleeing survivors, now know it.

>COMMAND?

rolled 2 = 2

>>16783191
Take a royal nap.


We've had a long day.

rolled 22 = 22

That was satisfying OP, thank you.

ANYWAY.

How's that crystal scowering coming along?

rolled 9 = 9

>>16783191

Take stock of the remaining warriors. Gather all of the dead, the lizardmen shall be set on fire in a funeral pyre(or a big ditch if that's all we can do) and the woodfolk shall be eaten.

We should also look for more crystals. We should personally search the body of the defeated king. Maybe he had something of interest on his person at the time of his demise.

rolled 31 = 31

>>16783191
Go through the meat for crystals. Don't forget to check the crater. Eat them. Immediately. Also for artifacts.

If we find one, I don't care what body mods we get as long as one is regeneration and the unnatural power is a form of interpretive dance that lets us project an emotion to anyone who sees it - from fear to lust to berserker rage, with the ability to choose who is affected (or maybe at later upgrades).

rolled 40 = 40

>>16783191
Blorp at the survivors.
Offer mercy at those that have dropped their weapons in fear.
Murderify those who still want to fight.
Heal the wounded, repair whatever is broken, AND EVOLVE A CAPE AND GLASSES.

rolled 6 = 6

>>16783191
Search for crystals. Eat woodfolk.

rolled 24 = 24

>>16783222
>Trips and a 40.
We'd better get a cape and glasses.

>>16783222

rolled 23 = 23

>>16783219

I agree with the regeneration powers. Those are needed badly. the interpretive dancing shit, however, is just plain pants-on-head retarded.

rolled 21 = 21

>>16783222
>nat 40
>trips

Well well well...what do we have here.

rolled 33 = 33

>>16783222
>>16783219
Both of these

>>16783222
>>16783219
>SURVIVORS
You feel cold and a little bit empty, thanks to this reminder of your mortality and the fulfillment of your vengeance. You lie listlessly against Bearex's teeth, ignoring his concerned rumbles.

But... first order of business is to go check up on the survivors.

>... blorp?

"... my Lord." Aazz kneels down; even this jovial warrior seems shaken by what he has seen. "We've only lost about seven of our warriors, and we have eighteen down due to wounds," he reports. He still manages to glow with knowledge of their victory. "Not fucking bad, eh? Damn straight."

You spend a number of minutes making your rounds around the base of the meteor, checking in on the injured and offering your blorps. Most of them kneel, and many of them still refer to you as their god...

You'll have to deal with that at some point. But not now.

>SURRENDERED/FIGHTING WOODFOLK
ALL of them had fled when you kneed the swordsmen. Repeatedly.

You're still not sure why you did that, but you... figure that you'd rather not do it again. You don't even want to think about what it'll do to your reputation.

Besides, you'd rather want people to surrender to you than fight to the death the moment anyone mentions the word 'femur.'

>HEALING
Between your biomancy and your life... sprays, you do the best you can for the wounded. You manage to get through all of the shallower injuries and work your way through half of the worse ones before your own webs give out.

... that's the first time that's happened. It probably has something to do with the fact that you're half-broken yourself.

Propping up the meteor's going to have to wait until later.

>CRYSTALS
Your scroungers come up empty-handed... except for one, who thought to look where King Serac, when he was still a woodfolk, shattered that tree to bits.

You now have one blue crystal... but in a rare show of... of something, you hold off on eating it, at least for now.
(continued0

rolled 1 = 1

>>16783337
Eat: Dead
Evolve: Regeneration

>>16783222
>CAPE AND GLASSES
You begin thinking about all that you've been through, and all that you've seen...

When you first evolved, you thought you were unique... at least until you encountered other crystal-favored. When you defeated King Tyrant, you truly started believing that you were a god; this was only supported by your ability to abso-fucking-lutely run over anything you fought, up to and including meteors.

Now... now, you're not so sure. The Sunfangs believe that you're a god, but you no longer do. You felt a higher power at work this day, and you're going to be hard-pressed to believe in anyone ELSE who calls themselves a god.

If you can't believe that you're a god... then what CAN you believe in?
(continued)

>>16783379
You ponder this for a moment, and then for a few moments, and then before you know it, you've been sitting in the same spot for a few MINUTES... and then it comes to you.

You could believe in the sunfangs who believe in you, and who revere you as a god, but... that's not quite right anymore. What you WILL do is simple.

You will believe in the sunfangs, who believe in you...

Who believes in yourself.

>THREAD END... TO BE CONTINUED.

rolled 24 = 24

>>16783337
>>16783379

I had a dream, my friends. I had a dream. A beautiful voice told me to rise from my slumber and to that it was my time to become the king of the earth. This is what our destiny is. To become the King of this Earth, to rule in the name of the Outer Gods who rule from the celestial throne.

rolled 5 = 5

>>16783399

Fuck yeah, OP, I had a blast. EVO quest really is the greatest thing on /tg/ now. What is that bonus that we get from the end of the thread that you stated earlier?

And this is what happens when I'm up writing until 5 am.

I'm not going to be able to make it tomorrow, but I should be able to get back Monday night at 8 pm EST; if not, I'll be back Tuesday.

Thanks for following the quest, guys; sorry if anyone got offended by the thought of a giant dinosaur knee crushing someone's nether regions into paste, and/or what it may have entailed.


-- oh, and as for that bonus, I'm going to do a voting thing-choice like I did at the beginning of V because christ it's quarter after 5 am.

rolled 9 = 9

>>16783399

Glorious. I actually felt kinda bad about rendering the Kings soul to bits. Especially after he yielded. Hopefully we are not quite so brutal in the future, unless it is necessary.

All in all, this thread was one hell of a roller coaster ride.

Anyway, Drawfag reporting back in. Did you want a WIP shot of the lastest evolution, or do you want it to be a glorious surprise next thread?

rolled 4 = 4

this thread was Awesome op when is the next and do we get that bonus

>>16783429
... fffff-

Leave it until the next thread; we could definitely use the pick-me-up in the form of a GLORIOUS SURPRISE.

I give unto you all my brofists because holy shit, man, those pictures.

rolled 33 = 33

Also thanks Drawfag you do great work to.

This... this is the best fucking quest I've ever seen on /tg/. Today, for the first time ever, OP is not a fag; OP is a bro. A bro of the highest brosition.