rolled 5, 5 = 10

Unnatural Power: Fire Breath

Body Change: Slier brain

I would hit her so hard the dinosaurs would go extinct

rolled 15, 13 = 28

Unnatural Power: Create/raise zombies

Body Change: Compound eyes

rolled 12, 10 = 22

>>16745256
Unatural: Gene osmosis

Body: Rapid restoration metabolism

rolled 17 = 17

Unnatural Power: Fusion at-will.

Body Change: Shifting form.

rolled 14 = 14

Unnatural Power: Ability to produce and fire poison saliva at creatures. Range of about 5 bodylengths of the creature. (Keeping it reasonable.)

Body Change: Much better eyesight. The eyes evolve binocular vision. (Eyes facing foward and able to gauge range.)

rolled 20, 20 = 40

Power: Calming aura. Othr animals will not be alarmed or even concerned about our proximity. Even normally skitish creatures

Body upgrade: Parasitic mouth hooks

rolled 18 = 18

Power: ability to slow down, even stop time for anyone but us.
Body part improvement: brain becomes at the level of the greatest geniuses of our time

rolled 2, 16 = 18

>>16745397
WINNAR WINNAR CHIKUN DIHNAR!

>>16745397
IT IS THE WILL OF NYARLATHOTEP

Oh my God, a quest based on E.V.O.: The Search for Eden?

You have my unflagging attention.

>>16745397
>Calming Aura; Mouth-Hooks
It takes a few minutes for your body to not feel like there's magma being poured down your veins, but when you groggily come to your feet, you can feel the difference immediately; two protrusions lurking at the sides of your mouth.

Your bite itself isn't anything to write home about; you instinctively feel that your ability to latch onto something, however, will be much more rewarding. And then there's that odd feeling pulsing in your brain, just waiting to be unleashed...

You note that your meal is pretty much finished; there's not much left of that spindly creature that you tore apart in a frenzy, other than bones and scraps of meat and what looks like animal hide.

You turn to the other occupant of the cave, which had woken up during your frenzy. It's currently flattening itself against the far wall, looking at you with wide, green eyes; pointed ears are flattened against the sides of its head. Some other animal's hides are draped across its body, much like your meal, and it's also wearing some sort of shiny metal on its neck.

You note two things immediately: first, it's scared shitless of you.

Secondly, you're still starving.

WHAT DO YOU DO?

rolled 9 = 9

>>16745458
THROAT LATCH THAT FUCKER!

SUCKLE UPON HIS DELICIOUS 'CREATIONIST' JUICES!

rolled 14 = 14

>>16745458
Can we communicate?

If not, we eat the motherfucker because we're obviously not smart enough to be rational.

>>16745450
Haha, yeah, this is going to be HEAVILY inspired by EVO, but it's set in a weirder semi-demi-fantasy world.

... not that it can get that much weirder than talking jellyfish and birdmen riding dinosaurs, but hey.

>>16745489
When this reaches thread XXVII which if you are a halfway decent writefag it will because /tg/ loves this kind of shit. Don't forget to put Gaia in the thread image.

On that note corner it so it cannot juke us and run away then grapple him with the mouth hooks. Let's see how these things work. If possible try and latch on somewhere we won't hinder it's movement. If we work the way I think we do he will forget about us and take us on a free ride.

Then OP, please, if you find the time, read this: http://lparchive.org/EVO-Search-for-Eden/

>>16745477
Agreed. Let us try to communicate with that thing.

>evolve null presence and mouth hooks
>inject eggs inside of victim
>babies eat host inside out and erupt in a mass swarm of tiny bodies
>parent has gorged and lost the use of its limbs
>children carry the mother around on their backs and leave her in an ambush position for her next feeding
>she grows large and more powerful, the mental link with the children even more potent they can be controlled form miles away
>the swarm mind is born

Soon....

rolled 1 = 1

Communicate with it by latching our hooks to its neck and feeding on its lifeblood.

>>16745541
>First time rolling on /tg/
>Nat 1
>Fuck this gay earth

>>16745477
>>16745517
You do not understand the specifics of what the creature's strange noises, but its tone and body language are pretty obvious; it doesn't want to die.

Your OWN vocalizations, however, are currently limited to "blorp," "gleep," and "hurp." Communication isn't really going to be possible.

>>16745505
You slowly sidle toward the strange creature; it's heavily wounded, so it's really in no shape to escape. It struggles and whimpers as you clumsily tackle it to the ground, work around to its back, and chomp down awkwardly between its shoulder and neck, mouth hooks making a delicious 'splurch' sound as they cut straight into flesh.

The creature shrills in pain, struggling weakly, until you send out a calming pulse. The heavily wounded creature calms down and seems to forget your presence, even despite the weight on its back- and even as a small trickle of its blood flows down your throat.

Mm-mm, mouth-hook-lickin' good! You're now in possession of... of whatever the hell this heavily-wounded creature is.

>COMMAND?

>>16745541
>>16745517
>>16745477
It is obvious that diplomacy has failed. The only recourse left to us is wanton feeding and as the duly appoint feed master I believe it is time we begin.

Asides' we're nothing more then a cave urchin at this point. How in the flaming fuck would be have the capacity to speak? Or even the mental facilities to interpret anything other then FEED/BREED/SLEEP/REPEAT?

rolled 13 = 13

>>16745578
FEED MEEEE

rolled 15 = 15

>>16745578
Waaaaait wait wait wait. We can MIND FUCK them we when latch on?

Anyways lets exit the cave and see this bold new world we are about to inherit as the glorious manifest genetic destiny race we are to become.

rolled 18 = 18

>>16745578
COMMUNICATE

rolled 15, 6 = 21

>>16745613
Kill it, then grow a pair of boobs.

rolled 13 = 13

>>16745578
CONSUME... Knowledge.

C'mon.....

>>16745613
This is a momentous occasion for you; you have lived a solitary life for as long as you can remember, and the only things you had for company were inanimate objects and animate objects that were already dead. But now, you finally have someone to do SOCIAL INTERACTION with!

You keep your calming aura up and focus your willpower through your mouth-hooks. You are not sure if this is possible, but you try to touch the other creature's mind... and succeed in sending a message over.

>BLORP

... oh. Right. You don't really know how to communicate.

There's an awkward pause. All you pick up is a vague sense of confusion, through the other creature's haze of pain.

But then you pick up a few other images: you see yourself eating one of its kin- a blood relation, judging by the grief you suddenly feel. The strength of this emotion causes the injured creature- a "woodsfolk"?- to shake off a little of your influence, and it weakly reaches around and starts trying to pull you off.

>COMMAND?
(Also, please keep rolling them d20s!)

rolled 8 = 8

>>16745718
Oh HELL no bitch. We own this husk. Bite harder and send agony directly into his brain meats for even THINKING about trying to take us off.

Then let's take a stroll outside. This host is wounded and may not last long, we should find a more suitable replacement before long.

rolled 17 = 17

>>16745718
Another bit of calming presence seems to be of use here. Replace his metaphysical blood with it, while leaving the literal blood alone.

rolled 17 = 17

>>16745718

Devour him and exit the cave

rolled 11, 9 = 20

>>16745718
Eat the creature's brain, then take control of the body by sitting in the cranium

>>16745763
Quick question- are you rolling two d20s? If yes, I'm just taking the highest roll, because it's throwing me off.

rolled 17 = 17

>>16745718
Pacify him with another pulse of calming apathy. Make him forget or outright not give a fuck about us being there. Causing him pain might make him more aware of our presence. Also are we one way feeding on this guy or are we also pumping it full of stimulants to keep him alive? If not we might need to hop hosts soon if it is really injured badly.

rolled 3 = 3

>>16745718
Try to show it, that you are it's friend

rolled 4 = 4

>>16745774
Yeah, I was rolling 2. sorry.

>>16745718
>>16745256
>spindly creatures
>woodfolk
>animal clothing
>mfw we just ate and are neck hugging some wood elves

>>16745758
>>16745759
>>16745789

You're gradually getting a sense of how your mouth hooks work; you slowly drain the host of blood, feeding on it. This normally causes pain, yes, but your other power- your calming aura- lessens this to some extent. Depending on where you bite, you have more or less control over it, and over various body parts.

You're not sure exactly what the limits to both your powers are; this woodfolk creature is heavily wounded, losing blood fast, and.. SOMETHING ELSE, something major, is fogging its mind. Quick probing reveals that it's related to the band of shiny rock around its neck. Er, her neck.

You get the woodfolk to crawl to its feet; it sways in place and nearly stumbles, but with assistance of an arm against the wall, it starts moving slowly towards the exit. You should probably hop hosts soon.

It's getting exponentially brighter for some strange reason; you're forced to narrow your eyes. And you're also starting to hear noises; strange voices sounding NOTHING like the woodfolk you're piloting, some raised in anger, and more meaningless sounds.

>COMMAND?

rolled 18 = 18

>>16745774
Transform into symbiotic/parasite suit

rolled 18 = 18

>>16745862
Fuse ourselves, to not stand out, appear as a piece of clothing, accessory etc.

rolled 5 = 5

>>16745857
Squirm inside host, turning it into a meat-mech.

rolled 4 = 4

>>16745857
Feels like metagaming but whatever was chasing the elves is obviously waiting outside. This is good and bad. Good because they sound like strong lumbering healthy hosts which plenty of delicious blood. Bad because they might kill us too.

Let's hop off here and waiting nearby while our eyes adjust. If we can grab a new host from this new group without them noticing then let's go for it. If it is too risky then let's just move along. Elf rape does not factor into our ascension into Alpha predator.

>>16745862
>>16745882
Your powers are nowhere near strong enough to pull off something like that yet, sadly.

You need a LOT more energy, gained through eating or otherwise, to evolve more improvements to your body. Right now, you're stuck as an oversized cave salamander with horrifying mouth hooks and a brain that can inexplicably calm other things.

rolled 5 = 5

>>16745857
Hide in a shadowy spot near the entrance or back of the cave. Let the creatures in and wait until there is one all by itself. Then latch onto it and begin the mind probe.

>>16745896
Oh, and
>COMMAND?

rolled 7 = 7

>>16745857
See if we can suggest the host to take off her necklace. Perhaps this will give us more control over this host. Then try and flatten up against its back, perhaps even snuggling under some of the animal pelts to hide our presence. Who knows what these newcomers will do if they discover us.

rolled 4 = 4

>>16745900

This, but use your calming aura to pacify any enemies

rolled 8 = 8

>>16745904
Crawl into subject's head and pilot him.

rolled 3 = 3

>>16745904
Try to get that shiny rock given to us

rolled 1 = 1

>>16745857
Rocks are obviously those power stones. Unlatch and gobble that shit up.

>>16745946
You're WAY too big to try something like that; besides, something tells you that you'd be left with a bloody, headless corpse that can't be piloted.

>>16745913
You barely begin to focus through your mouth-hooks before you're nearly overwhelmed by the woodfolk's own feelings on the matter- frustration and despair.

>other woodfolk shouting at her, snarling, gloved hands forcing it on, shiny metal, pain metal, iron blocks fey, dull pain, burn, weakening, BURNING

She WANTS to take the thing off, that much is clear; it's not on by choice. Time for option B: camouflage.

What follows is the strangest thirty seconds of your life as you squirm while trying to keep your hooks locked in place; you bunch yourself up by her neck before wriggling and forcing yourself down sweaty, bloody animal hide rags. Both you and the woodfolk shudder at the contact. Shit's nasty.

You barely manage to finish this when a trio of upright, scaled creatures wielding clubs burst through the cave entrance and just- *stare* at the woodfolk. For her part, the injured woodfolk stiffens, too, and takes an unsteady step back in fear.

>COMMAND?

rolled 3 = 3

>>16745979
Knock her out with a surge of calming suggestion. Ain't no way in shit the host can fight through this and if she resists they may start using forcing in the form of clubs. I'd rather not get smashed to bits. While the drama of the Elf Lizard might be fun keep on the look out for an opportunity to drop off if we can get away with it. This body is attracting too much attention for our liking.

rolled 17 = 17

>>16745979
Make the host sit on her knees, watching at floor, without showing her back (And us)

rolled 16 = 16

>>16745979
If the bitch falls on her stomach, she might get clubbed to death, but if they see us we are dead meat. Stay on

rolled 20 = 20

>>16745979
Try and calm everything down, scurry to hide behind the dead woodfolk, then slowly peek over it to get a better look at the new fish.

rolled 9 = 9

>>16746008
>>16746016
This and this

>Meta question
>Does the passive calming field only work on a host we've attached to or just everyone in the area?

>>16746034
Meta-answer! It DOES affect other things, but in a small area; it weakens the farther away it gets.

Currently, we're an overgrown cave salamander that just barely started MYSTERIOUS TIME STREAM EVOLVING again, so it's a fairly small AOE. Right now, it'll tag the club-wielding things, but not very effectively; all it will do is take the edge off their temper, not pacify them completely.

rolled 9 = 9

>>16746054
In which case stay latched onto the girl and pump that essence of not clubbing things to full power. We won't be able to stop them for taking our host but at least they might not rough her and us up in the process.

>>16746019
You frantically send out a calming pulse; the woodfolk stops her retreat, but it's hard to tell if the club-wielding lizard things were affected. You immediately detach from the as-good-as-dead woodfolk (losing control in the process) and slide down the length of her body, and hide behind its legs, and peer out at the lizards.

They're... well, they're bipedal lizards with dark green scales and what look like feathery plumes sticking up out of their heads and elbows. The lizards are maybe 2/3rds the height of the woodfolk, and are carrying clubs crudely carved from trees. And you're getting a VERY good view of their serrated teeth...

... because they are actually *arguing*. One of them, the one with the brightest plumes, gestures frantically at the woodfolk, hissing and spitting angrily; the others are cowering, shaking their heads in confusion.

Free from your control, The woodfolk starts backing away again, only to trip over you and go sprawling with a squeak, landing heavily on her back... and the lizards suddenly stop arguing and turn to stare at you, their eyes widening.

There is silence for a moment before the brightly-plumed Lizard drops to its knees, looking *so damned relieved you have no idea.*

>COMMAND?

rolled 18 = 18

>>16746123
Look harmless, emit calm, go BLORP.

When they aren't looking, eat one

rolled 2 = 2

>>16746123
WE LIZARD GOD NOW

Slither forward and assume the body of one of our faithful. Not the largest plume lizard. It appears he knows whats up and will be our prophet.

rolled 7 = 7

>>16746123
>BLORP?

>>16746138
>dat mental image
Once we evolve googly eyes.
We will be unstoppable.

rolled 7 = 7

>>16746138
This seems a really, really great way to get a spear in the spine.

rolled 4 = 4

>>16746139

This

rolled 3 = 3

>>16746123
AWW FUCK IT'S THE POWER POLICE
RUN, RUN RUN RUN AWAAAAAAAAY

rolled 16 = 16

>>16746123
Crank calm to 11 and make ourselves as small as possible. If they start for us in a aggressive manner run like hell and hope we can lose them in the caves. If the Prophet reaches for us allow him to pick us up. Normally brutes whos weapons of choice are wooden mallets smash things they don't like or understand. This one is acting differently.

rolled 15 = 15

>>16746123
Crawl back to the fallen woodfolk and latch onto her, showing your property.

>>16746138
You squint lazily, and try to look as blase as possible. This isn't too hard because, again, you are an overgrown cave salamander.

The Lizards recoil when you open your mouth, but then

>BLORP

and time this just as you emit a pulse of that groovy calming aura. The Lizards take it, hook, line, and sinker. One of them even snorts and turns away, covering his snout as he tries to muffle his laughter.

Bright-Plume gets up and barks an order, pointing at you and at the woodfolk, who really isn't looking too good. She looks even less better as Bright-Plume and the Lizard who was laughing start clubbing her with their crude clubs, her weak wails cutting off with meaty THUDS.

The last Lizard reaches into a side-satchel and throws you a dead rat- just like the ones you found in your cave every day before your sudden evolution/mutation- before turning to watch the carnage in progress...

... and that's when you tackle its ankles, slamming it into the ground. As it struggles to get up, you wiggle to the side and jam your jaws over its neck, biting down and tearing it open with your mouth-hooks.

It's no injured woodfolk, however, and emits a gurgling shriek even as you start feeding, desperately punching at your body. The other Lizards whirl at the sound and shriek as well; Bright-Plume pales, while the other Lizard starts running over.

Energy flows into you, but YOU NEED MORE.

>COMMAND?

rolled 1 = 1

>>16746247
Calm our new host into service, then try and trick it's brain into a state where it will ruin it's body in defense of us without caring about taking damage. Too chill to care, in essence.

rolled 6 = 6

>>16746123
I vote we move forward a little, use the calming thing to try and make them not want to just stomp us to death, and depending on their reactions either move closer or flee into the cave.

rolled 16 = 16

>>16746247
Reverse the polarity matrix and inverse the vibronic frequency. Turn calming soothing jazz into EARDRUM RAPING THRASH METAL OF ANXIETY PANIC AND FEAR! Keep biting and feeding hard, try and steer it out of the cave and away from his buddies. He might fall and break his legs but at least we'll be ok.

rolled 6 = 6

>>16746247
Use calming pulse. Then control the creature and try to knock two others with a club

rolled 15 = 15

>>16746139

Take command of the lizard's body and use calming aura. Then lead the other lizards out of the cave using our host as means of communication.

rolled 16 = 16

>>16746247
Congratulations people, now we are going to get smashed to death.

Assuming we dont get fucked to death with clubs, see if we can use that calming aura to maybe get the guy we are on to tell them its fine. Maybe see if we can try some form of basic communication, like "Dont kill me" or something like that?

rolled 17 = 17

>>16746316
They just savaegly bat some elv slave to death with wooden instruments of bluntness. I doubt they give two fucks about some cave vermin that just bit their friend.

Also calming aura only seems to take teh edge off and works best on unaware creatures. We need to get the hell out of this fucking cave and find a healthy lone host which we can take our time with.

rolled 10 = 10

>>16746247
Run and hide, then drain the lizard for moar delicious evolutiony timey power.

rolled 15 = 15

>>16746247
Run and hide, then drain the lizard for moar delicious evolutiony timey power.

rolled 13 = 13

>>16746388
Ignore that. Internet derped and accidental doublepost.

>>16746288
>>16746316
>>16746327

You strain and try to reverse your calming aura, but... all you do is get a STRONGER calming aura that flows out in one huge burst. The approaching Lizard falters, shaking its head in confusion and lethargy; you've bought yourself a few seconds.

Between this and getting punched on your soft skin, you are burning through your energy FAST, though, and you become cripplingly ravenous. Thankfully, the Lizard that you're on has stopped moving, mostly because you tore through the soft underside of its throat with your mouth-hooks; its arms fall to his sides, and it slumps over. It's WAY past the ability to communicate.

You take a few more bites, carving your way into the Lizard's head, before the approaching Lizard finally shakes off your influence; it hisses in anger, ignoring Bright-Plume's calls, and brings its club down onto your body; you GLEEP in distress and pain, feeling something break-

>MYSTERIOUS TIME STREAM EVOLVES YOU

(Choose 1 Unnatural Power and 1 Body Part Improvement!)

STATS
Eyes: Small; can see in Lowlight
Nose: Weak
Jaws: Weak; Frog-like with teeth.
>MOUTH HOOKS
Neck: None

Body: Rotund, Dragging Gait
Front limbs: Stubs
Back limbs: Stubs
Skin: Delectably Fleshy
Size: Two feet long
Tail: A thing

Powers: Calming Aura

rolled 1 = 1

>>16746400
Unnatural Power: Mastery of all Languages.
Body Part: Rubber-hide.

rolled 20, 8 = 28

>>16746400
Unnatural: Cranial dominance.
We can directly influence, control, and absorb knowledge from hosts.

Body Improvement: Burrow body.

Thin out our chubby newt form into a compact insect like carapace that is long and flat. Also add small scissor like digits on our tail for making incisions into flesh. So now we can cut open a small hole and slip inside under our host's skin. Head will still be visible but we'll be much more difficult to see and detach.

>>16746400
>>16746405
OH RIGHT. If you so desire, you can also choose to improve your current powers in exchange for gaining a new one.

Currently, Calming Aura is at Level 1; effective radius of 10 ft, blunts hostile emotions.

rolled 6 = 6

>>16746405
power: octopus camouflage
body part: better back limbs(enable to stand etc)

rolled 7 = 7

>>16746441
Level 2 Calming Aura
Frog like back legs enabling us to hop at things.

Unnatural power- superlong whiplike tongue

body improvement- arms with grabby hands

rolled 2, 18 = 20

>>16746405

Power: Ice breath

Body Part: Bipedal back legs

rolled 18 = 18

>>16746464

oops forgot to roll

rolled 3, 9 = 12

>>16746400
>Unnatural
Psy-scream. When claming fails we can at least give them 'contemplating suicide' tier migranes so we can escape

>Body
Armored shell. We're about to get clubbed to death. Better to go for the practical upgrade then a cool one.

rolled 9, 3 = 12

Calming LVL2

Stronger, Stiffer hide. Those clubs hurt!

rolled 20 = 20

>>16746441
Powers: Shapeshift
Body part: brain upgrade

>did the previous host die or just get beaten?

rolled 12 = 12

unnatural power- mind control

body-thick scale and the ability to curl up a-la and armarillio

rolled 16 = 16

My vote stands for Advanced Calming Aura.
Dunno on body part.

Should we be rolling one or two here?

>>16746524
We're too busy evolving to know right now.

>>16746524
Judging from that it stopped making noise and was already dying, I'd wager dead, or in very near-dead condition.

rolled 3, 5 = 8

Powers: Enrage
Flood the current host with a torrent of stimulants and aggressive chemicals that makes it ignore pain and attack the living hell out of everything nearby.

Body: Slither
Let's lose the legs and go for a huge speed upgrade with a tail. Still keep the jaws for latching on though.

rolled 13 = 13

i keep my vote on camouflage power and better limbs, we need to get the hell out of those clubs, not face them

JESUS CHRIST TWO 20s. Voting time!

>>16746429
>Cranial Dominance
LEVEL 1: You can dominate one mind and lift information from it. Limited to your "host's" mind; have to be in contact through mouth-hooks.
>Burrow Body
Carapace, tail-spikes, and a thinner, flatter body that will allow you to burrow underneath someone's skin. Yum.
... you will no longer be able to pass for a derp salamander.

>>16746523
>Shapeshifting
LEVEL 1: You can change into THE LAST creature that you actively parasite'd onto. Lasts a short time.
>Brain Upgrade
You can start learning languages... by latching onto people and parasiting them. Can't talk verbally without verbal chords, though you might not NEED to.


Vote, and roll one- ONE- d20.

rolled 2 = 2

>>16746429

i vote this

rolled 11 = 11

>>16746581
I vote Cranial Dominance & Burrow Body

rolled 17 = 17

>>16746581
I'm for >>16746429

>>16746581
Not going to vote since I put one of those posts up there but just noting, I doubt we could have pulled off the cute and fluffy for long.

rolled 12 = 12

>>16746581

if we can get inside someones body we dont need to perotect ourselves AS much, and we can make them fight for us

rolled 11 = 11

>>16746581

Vote for Shapeshifting+Brain Upgrade

No burrow body. We need our lazy salamander look if we want to become hypnotoad.

>>16746615
We weren't exactly cute & fluffy. More like soft, squishy, and harmless.

rolled 5 = 5

>>16746581
second one

captcha: this icasedy

>I like where this thread is going

>>16746581

Voting brain upgrade and shapeshifting.

This is like Dopelganger Damacy IN SPAAAAACE. And I love it.

>>16746581
Cranial Dominance and Burrow Body.

rolled 9 = 9

>>16746581
Option A

rolled 20 = 20

>>16746581
SHAPESHIFT LIKE A MTHRFCKR

It looks like the HORRIFYING BRAIN-CONTROLLING PARASITE option is coming out on top; I'm going to start writing the post now!

>>16746669
.........

w-wait, nevermind, I'm giving it a few more minutes.

rolled 11 = 11

>>16746687
Don't you DARE evolve out the BLORP!

rolled 10 = 10

>>16746581
First one. I want to start enslaving ancient Egyptians and starting my own religion.

rolled 16 = 16

>>16746695
i vote to call the creature THE BLORP!

rolled 5 = 5

>>16746581
parasite plz

rolled 10 = 10

>>16746581

Is it too late? If not, I vote for DAT SHAPESHIFT

Rolling for second option

rolled 15 = 15

>>16746692
OP, there have been two, TWO 20-s for second choice. Go for it.

rolled 8 = 8

DAMMIT OP IM HUNGRY

LESS VOTEY MORE BLOORPY

>>16746692
Oh, come on, OP. Write, don't wait. Either trust your original result or don't, but keep things moving.

>>16746695
But dammit, both of the options evolve out of the BLORP! Either we lose our blorpish shape permanently by becoming a burrowing parasite, or we give it up frequently and temporarily by shapeshifting!

Right! Sorry for the delay; going with the second option, SHAPESHIFTING and BRAIN UPGRADE. Post up soon.

Horrifying brain parasite? oh fuck yes.

rolled 12 = 12

>>16746720

forgot the dice part

rolled 5 = 5

>>16746730
If we wanted to stay derpy salamander w would need this

Calming Aura Lvl.2
Flexi-bone body

Stay a small cute grey fleshly thing that just makes you smell rainbows and taste gumdrops just from being near it. Evolution is a bitch though and direct action is required because we're about to get beaten to death, cute or not.

rolled 19 = 19

you already said parasite, too late.

OM NOM BRAINS NOM

come on OP, majority should overrule dice, mate.

I would say split the difference.
Dominance and Brain Upgrade.

rolled 17 = 17

>>16746774
This

Why not just combine the two options that got the 20's?

rolled 15 = 15

>>16746759

hmm, tiny lizard men arent that intelligent. if calming level two would keep us farting rainbows while we nom brains id change my vote to that

>>16746774
I'd be okay with this.

>>16746523
It's not QUITE that painful this time; there's still that feeling of magma pounding down your veins, but there's also a rush from an increase in power.

And you're not completely crippled while you evolve, either; you squirm away from the Lizard, who's now staring in horror. You must look really damn weird when MYSTERIOUS TIME STREAM happens.

You make it out of there and hide in the underbrush; Bright-Plume has caught up to your attacker and they seem to be having yet ANOTHER heated argument, probably over what they should do with you.

You take stock of your abilities; you now feel something else taking space in the sides if your mind, just waiting to be unleashed. And you're sharper, more alert.

In fact, you're starting to pick up on the fact that the Lizards' meaningless noises have a pattern... not that you can understand them. But it's a start.

>COMMAND?

rolled 12 = 12

>>16746797

Sex up Bright-Plume

>>16746797
try to change into one of the lizards

rolled 10 = 10

>>16746828
forgot my dice.

rolled 5 = 5

>>16746797
If they both did decide to pummel us to death after we just chewed through one of their friend's neck I see this as a golden opprotunity to try some NEGOTIONS again. Blorp at them or something. Try and mimick their language as best as possible. Impossible due to lack of vocal cords and such but make Bright-plume understand that you are aware. Make our way over to the slave, slowly if they'll let us. Then assume direct control. We need a host to communicate.

rolled 3 = 3

Shapeshift into a lizard, use calming aura, and lead them out of the cave

rolled 6 = 6

>>16746797
Wait till they split up to find us, then shift into the downed warrior and jump the other, to feast upon his delicious meats.

If they don't split up, stay hidden, observe, and try to covertly latch on to Bright-Plume.

rolled 1 = 1

>>16746797
Transform into Lizard, but keep hidden

rolled 19 = 19

>>16746827

This but transform into a lizard first

rolled 20 = 20

>>16746797
See we're still fucked now! If we transform infront of them we'll get murdered for sure! An animal that just fucking chewed the neck off one of my soldiers just polymorphed into the still twitching body. I would NOPE hard as a diamond and kill that fucking thing before it escaped and started eating my tribesmen at night.

Have to make due I suppose, run the hell away. I know we're not exactly suited for... anything related to speed or coordination but we stand a better chance then sitting here and getting clubbed to death.

>>16746864
Goddamnit

rolled 14 = 14

>>16746797
Theres what, two lizards left that arent half dead from us biting its throat? I say we sit back for a bit, observe the speech, and try to see if we can go latch onto the guy we just were on. Absorb some language, and blood.

>>16746898
He's dead jim

rolled 17 = 17

>>16746848
i go with this tactic

>>16746874
You're not sure what the Lizards were doing with you or how they'll react to you nomming someone's neck, but... it can't be good.

You regret leaving a good meal unfinished, but you *gleep* softly to yourself and start slithering/wiggling through the underbrush, leaving behind the arguing Lizards. After a few seconds, you hear them chasing after you, making no pretense at stealth, but you're low enough to the ground- and surrounded by enough trees- that they probably won't be able to find you... for now.

You take stock of your surroundings: there's trees all around you, interspersed with some kind of ground ivy and the occasional bush. Back the way you came is the clearing in front of your former home, and...

You have no goddamn clue what's up ahead. Or what's around, in any case. You can smell something rotting to your left, and there's birdsong somewhere to your right, but that's about it. Wherever you go, you should do it soon, if you DO want to keep ahead of the Lizards.

>COMMAND?

>>16746874
We can't run. We have to kill these 3 or everyone will know about us.

rolled 20 = 20

>>16746941
We should head for that rotting thing, but only if we are adapted for scavenging. If no, go after the birds.

rolled 10 = 10

EAT BIRDS

AQUIRE WINGS

rolled 11 = 11

>>16746941
try to head one off. hide ahead of it, tranform into a lizard and come out when it gets close. Then we can get rid of one witness.

rolled 4 = 4

>>16746941
divide and conquer, its clearly impossible to kill them both at the same time

when they split we shift onto the hurt one and walk towards one of them appearing to be injuried, when he get close enough, calming aura and bite the fucker

same tatic for the last one, but we shift for the last eaten

rolled 1 = 1

>>16746941
NO!

THE DARWIN THESIS CAHLS THES MANOVER TROUHT PAHN!

WEHL LIE IN THE BUHSHES

WELH SPEHNG UPON THEUR UNSUSPEHCTING NECKS

WEHL WELH LEAHV NUNE ALEHV!

>>16746992

>nat 1

You have no idea how hard I am laughing right now.

rolled 2 = 2

>>16746941
Head for the birds, we'll likely have an easier time taking control of something so stupid and our calming aura should prevent them from being startled before we latch onto one. Then we can just fly away.

>>16747005

>>16746987
here
I know dat feel bro

>>16746992
We're evolving baldness, a speech impediment, and a lack of tactics.

rolled 5 = 5

>>16746941
Stop the calm aura, lay low, circle back to our cave, see if we can recover anything edible from the woodfolk or lizardman.

rolled 12 = 12

I assume we will only evo if we consume something that actually has something more then existencial IQ so my vote goes to dividan and conqueran

rolled 13 = 13

>>16747039
God damn my low rolls

>>16746972
You're not too picky about what you eat; that woodfolk child you ate? It was wearing clothes, and you ate that right up. Come to think of it, if you'd had the time, you probably could've cracked open and eaten the bones right then and there. And maybe even that iron thing, given enough time and perseverance.

You realize belatedly that your injury's healed up, possibly due to the MYSTERIOUS TIME STREAM.

Anyway, you decide to strike out for the carcass, wriggling through the underbrush and snapping up the occasional insect as you go; the Lizards go blundering off in another direction, and their yips and hisses fade into the distance.

You catch sight of the carcass soon, and you stop dead. The carcass seems to be of some sort of four-legged mammal that has awkward spindly legs and equally spindly horns jutting from the sides of its head.

More importantly, though, there's a large, shaggy mountain of a creature that had the same idea you did; it stoops on four legs and is tearing into the carcass with relish. It's large, brown-furred, and seems to be more muscle than you've seen on one creature's body.

It hasn't seen you yet... and you're getting the strangest feeling from it. Like it's similar to you in some fashion.

>COMMAND?

rolled 10 = 10

>>16747069

Sneak up, hook onto it, transform, and battle it to the death

>>16747069
Hit it with CALMING BEAM.

Parasite. Suck its blood down for great victory.

rolled 17 = 17

>>16747069
Transform into Lizard, use calming aura, say blorp

rolled 1 = 1

>>16747069
Crank up the calming aura, ride and drain that sumbitch.

Rather like >>16747098 suggests

rolled 10 = 10

>>16747069
Activate Calming Aura, then BLORP at it in a friendly fashion.

rolled 13 = 13

>>16747069
It has MYSTERIOUS TIME-STREAM EVOLUTION powers too, huh? Very well, CALM the beast, latch on to it, and eat it's power. Be derpy lizard Sylar.

rolled 18 = 18

>>16747069
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Let us calm(aura)ly walk up to it, climb onto it, and SEVER IT'S SPINE!

>>16747102
Fffuck me.

rolled 8 = 8

>>16747110
I agree, there can only be one...however, lets not be hasty..calm it and latch onto it..see if we can make it useful before we kill it..something so strong can be both a weapon and a good shield

>>16747069

Calming, latch onto it, and eat its goddamn brain.

>>16747110
It's go time.

You strut-waddle out into the open like it's nobody's business, good vibes flowing off of you like water. The beast looks up from its meal and makes eye contact with you- and suddenly, it freezes up.

You continue approaching it, but even from here, you can feel a groundswell of emotion building up in its mind.

>you. like me. i evolved. am now strong.

You crawl up its body, feeling its hackles rise underneath you.

>you... power. still evolving!?

You rear back and prepare to sever its spine- but the Beast rears up and unleashes a roar loud enough to scare off a flock of birds all the way across the forest.

You cling on, but you can feel- no, you can TASTE its horrified rage. Your calmness aura has no effect on it.

>STILL EVOLVING! UNNATURAL. HORRIFYING. UNNATURAL. FREAK. UNNATURAL!!

The Beast starts thrashing about, trying to dislodge you from its back, knocking you against low-hanging branches.

>COMMAND?

rolled 1 = 1

>>16747188

GO FOR THE FUCKING THROAT

rolled 6 = 6

>>16747188
Man, hold on. Can we shift into lizard man form to give ourselves a stronger bite force. If so, do that, but don't let go or this thing will definitely kill us.

rolled 18 = 18

>>16747205
oh my fucking god there are so many ones in this thread it may as well be a programming class.

rolled 5 = 5

>>16747188

Hook onto its sack and steal his manhood. We can get some energy and hopefully weaken him. Then try and control him.

rolled 10 = 10

>>16747207
I'd like to attempt to support this course of action.

rolled 10 = 10

>>16747188
Plan B: BLORP!

rolled 6 = 6

>>16747188
Force our hooks into it and hang on for the ride, shove them in as deep as we can so it'll hurt itself by trying to buck us off, and use the mind-link to try to calm it down.

rolled 13 = 13

>>16747217

Sounds like a plan

rolled 11 = 11

>>16747188
Hey, OP, maybe we will roll a success roll or something?
inb4 n00b, don't know the system

rolled 1 = 1

>>16747188
If only we had SCISSOR TAILS to hang on.

Let go. This thing is aware, huge, and pissed. We're going to get crushed if we stay.

rolled 20 = 20

>>16747188

We got shapeshifting, right? Make those mouth hooks bigger and latch in until we can drain it of enough blood to make it woozy.

rolled 3 = 3

>>16747267
Can only polymorph previous hosts. Need a blood sample. All I got to say is next upgrade we're getting Lvl.2 Calming I sick of shit not sitting still while we bite into it.

rolled 1 = 1

k ell lets polymorph and try to eat the fucker

rolled 9 = 9

>>16747283
Although morphing into a lizard man would give us a stronger jaw.

>>16747267
You take the risk and dig your mouth-hooks into the side of the Beast's neck, eliciting another roar of pain. It shakes its head, and it's strong enough that it dislodges you but for your grip on its throat; you can't get any traction to rip and tear, merely to suck and gnaw.

But you don't need to rip and tear. You unleash your power for the first time- you have no idea if it works this way or not, but SOMETHING gives, and you grow your mouth-hooks to a larger size and start draining the Beast of its blood.

>Nat 20 Power Upgrade: Shapeshift works on individual body parts now!

Roaring in pain, the Beast keeps trying to shake you off; it turns and dashes into the shadow of a nearby tree and-

- there's a moment of pure darkness and disorientation-

- and you both suddenly reappear elsewhere, emerging from the shadow of a large boulder, streamers of darkness falling away from both of you.

You barely have time to wonder about this before the Beast turns its back and starts mashing you against a rock face. You're tasting blood, and some of it is your own now; you might not have TIME to drain it of its blood.

>COMMAND?

rolled 8 = 8

>>16747319
>teleportation

you weren't kidding about 'Unnatural powers' were you?

rolled 9 = 9

>>16747319
Hold on. Mood Music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8DnQ5pK-tI&feature=channel_video_title

>>16747319

crawl up to its head and fucking eat its brain

rolled 9 = 9

>>16747319
Become lizard man, get a better grip, rip and tear with our mighty lizard powers.

rolled 11 = 11

>>16747319

Oh shit! Wriggle out of its grasp, then RIP AND TEAR.

rolled 2 = 2

>>16747319
make time, or pinch for the spinal cord

rolled 20 = 20

>>16747342

forgot roll

rolled 2 = 2

>last host had scales

I move we shift our skin so it becomes harder, while also digging deeper into the beast and blasting calm aura as hard as possible

rolled 12 = 12

>>16747319
we can worry about damage later..if we let go, we die, if we keep eating, we have a chance to live..this thing will make quite the meal..focus on draining him dry

rolled 4 = 4

>>16747319
Oh fuck shadow teleportation.

Mind powers to full, hang on and make it stop grinding you to paste, then stay latched, don't suck or bite any more and use calming aura + mind powers to open negotiations.

>>16747354
Shit, we are just Rolling in twenty's tonight.

rolled 1 = 1

>>16747319
We've already tasted it blood, so we can just transform into it and pound its head into rock! DO IT

rolled 2 = 2

>>16747319
Weaponize calm. Blast him with a concentrated wave of apathy and let go. Hopefully this will disorient it long enough for us to hide behind one of the rocks. When it's head it turned sneak up and go for another neck attack. Aim for the jugular.

rolled 18 = 18

>>16747354

horey shet

rolled 10 = 10

auto success on brain
>MFW

rolled 10 = 10

Dammit guys we've made a back line parasite with awesome cameflouge and complex thinking skills.

We are NOT built for front line combat with an angry teleporting boar!

Disengage. Fuck dis shit. We got necks to slurp.

>>16747405

suck my dick we're eating brains

rolled 4 = 4

>>16747405
Motherfucker we eat brains now and get awesome powers from feasting on flesh. We are eating this fucking bear.

rolled 20 = 20

>>16747414
When we die we are speccing for Calming Lvl.2 and hypnotoading every last fucking in this quest.

>>16747342
>20
You have no way of wriggling up to its head! You're not strong enough to overpower it! And it's not like the Beast is suddenly going to bring its head any clos-

...

You suddenly have a streak of inspiration.

You go limp; the Beast stops mashing you against a rock face and falls back onto its four legs, taking a few steps forward. You, a mere overgrown cave salamander that's covered in blood (some of it yours), flop onto the ground stomach-first; the Beast turns around to sniff at you, its breath whuffing and smelling nasty-

- and that's when your mouth hooks, still slightly oversized, latch right into its head.

Through its eyes.

The Beast gives a strangled roar and rears up, battering blindly at you again, but there's mortal blood in the air, and you feel the frenzy come upon you again.

Seconds later, the Beast slumps over, and you... you have eaten the face of a shadow-hopping grizzly bear, and are working your way through its skull and brain.

>MYSTERIOUS TIME STREAM EVOLVES YOU!

(Choose 1 Unnatural Power and 1 Body Part Improvement.)


.... also, can someone archive this? I have no idea how to do so.

rolled 15 = 15

>>16747405

no fucking wai nigga imma eat dis nigga and get all dems shadow jumpin dragon ball powaz nigga

>>16747405
What part of "Derpy lizard Sylar" didn't you understand?

rolled 3 = 3

>>16747428
Power: Calming upgrade

Body: Web spinners

rolled 10 = 10

>>16747428
Well, we get it's powers obviously. That how this works.

>>16747428
CURRENT STATS:
Overgrown Cave Salamander
>blorp

IMPROVEMENTS:
>Mouth-Hooks
>Brain Improved

POWERS:
>Calming Aura, Level 1
>Shapeshifting and Parts Growth, Level 1

rolled 3 = 3

>>16747428

Controllable Zombie-making in which we control them completely.

Rending Claws

rolled 5 = 5

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYFUiw_APpY&feature=channel_video_title

rolled 6 = 6

>>16747428

Power: Neckbeardus Avoidus - Ability to go invisible at will

Body Upgrade: Get slimmer, grow thick scales

rolled 19 = 19

>>16747450
>>16747462

How about Zombification with Web Spinners?

rolled 2 = 2

>>16747428
Unnatural Power: shapeshift upgrade
Body part improvement: paralyzing poison glands for mouth hooks

rolled 4 = 4

>>16747431

Calming Aura 2

Paralyzing Poison on fangs

rolled 15 = 15

>Improvement
Armored Carapace

>Power
Calming Aura II: Electric Blorpaloo

>>16747472

YES! YES! YES!

>>16747341
>>16747467
... you guys are fucking awesome.

rolled 2 = 2

>>16747428
Special power: Shapeshifting
Body part: stelth mechanisms generation

>>16747428
Unnatural Power: Calm Lvl. 2
Body: Octopus Camo.

rolled 8 = 8

>>16747428
Power: Calming upgrade
Body: Neurotoxin gland for our biting, delivered at will, not automatically so we can still parasite up.

rolled 10 = 10

Power: Rapid osmosis breeding

Body: Flesh hooks

Can sling onto victims from up to 15 ft away

rolled 15 = 15

>>16747488
Woops, forgot to roll.

rolled 3 = 3

>>16747428

Unnatural power: Calming lvl 2
Body part improvement: Poison-secreting skin

rolled 15 = 15

>>16747472

I agree with this

rolled 4 = 4

Power: Teleportation

Body: Web spinners

rolled 17 = 17

>>16747428

unnatural ability: calming upgrade, allows control of most emotions

body: >>16747489

rolled 1 = 1

>>16747483
Special power: Control upgrade
Body part: paralyzing neurotoxin

rolled 10 = 10

>>16747453

Power: Smite

Body: Dragon wings

rolled 16 = 16

>>16747477
Got doubles so spending my Anon fate point to reroll.

TAKE ITS TELEPORTATION

TAKE ITS SIZE AND STRENGTH.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE BLORP

rolled 8 = 8

>>16747501
Calming Level 2

Mimicry-mouth organ

Can replicate and make noises we've previous heard. Blorping effectiveness goes up nearly 433%!

SO. We are now a derpy lizard that makes webs and emits an Aura of calm while sucking prey dry while ripping their knowledge from their minds and then leaving them as blood-drained undead guardians around our nest.

Jesus Christ how horrifying.

rolled 16 = 16

FORGOT MY ROLL

rolled 2 = 2

wait we ate another evolver, dont we get his powers as well as an upgrade?

What WERE his powers?

rolled 4 = 4

>>16747527
Teleportion and being an asshole

Why would we want that loser's powers? If he is dead they weren't very good now were they.

rolled 9 = 9

>>16747428
Power: super speed
Body adaptation:strong legs for leaping at prey

rolled 12 = 12

>>16747527
Nah that'd be overpowered.

He was a bear with shadow-based teleportation of some kind and maybe some mental development as well.

>>16747521
And to that, I can only say:

BLORP

rolled 2 = 2

Power: Calming Aura Lv2

Body: Improved legs

rolled 2 = 2

>>16747543
Well he couldn't have been to overpowered see as we WHIPPED HIS ASS!

>>16747553

IF ONLY WE HAD THE GOOGLY EYES! WE'D BE CREEPY AS SHIT AND SOMEHOW HILARIOUS! AND ALL THE MORE HORRIFYING FOR BEING HILARIOUS WHILE BEING A HORRIBLE ZOMBIE MAKING WEB SPINNING MIND STEALING BLOOD SUCKING PARASITE DERP LIZARD!

rolled 10 = 10

>>16747543
>>16747543

>unfettered instantaneous evolution
>not OP

niggaisyousrs.jpg

>>16747472
>>16747450
>>16747462
>Necromancy, Web Spinners

There's that fire in your veins again- this time, you welcome it, feeling a huge rush of power overtake you... and you feed as much as you are able, up to a point.

When the MYSTERIOUS TIME STREAM subsides, you are left with a large bear skeleton and... something bubbling inside your brain, just waiting for you to breathe life into it. There is also something shadowy flitting around your mind as well.

Just rewards for taking down something so huge and powerful. It would probably be a more glorious victory if you were not *shitting webs.*

It takes you a few minutes to figure out how your new spinners work, and a few more to disentangle yourself. After some experimentation, you realize that you can shoot the webs a good few feet behind you, and they seem to be quite sticky.

You look around- you're on the outskirts of the forest, and you have no idea how far you are from your starting cave. Ahead lies scrubland, along with a few hills- or you can go back into the forest and look for more food before risking a place with so little cover.

>COMMAND?

>>16747565
You mean we don't have Googly eyes? My mental picture is completely wrong them.

rolled 2 = 2

>>16747575

Animate Bear Skeleton. Web the FUCK out of it. Make it our new mobile webbing nest fortress That can kill things for us.

rolled 1 = 1

>>16747575

Go into the forest

rolled 7 = 7

>>16747592

Second.

rolled 3 = 3

>>16747575
First, attempt to raise bear skeleton, second, attempt to use webs as a form of locomotion. Like spiderman.

rolled 4 = 4

>>16747575
Use shapeshifting to develop googly eyes and blorp like a mad cunt.

rolled 1 = 1

>>16747592
I thoroughly support this endeavor!

rolled 10 = 10

Shapeshift into a mini-bear (mini-bear: *BLORP*)

return to cave with big zombie bear, shit web-traps then go try to lure people/creatures into the cave.

ALSO: find whats left of the earlier adventure and his bits of metal and eat them.

rolled 14 = 14

>>16747575
To the forest, riding in the rib-cage of our newly necromancied minion.

rolled 14 = 14

>>16747575
Set out across the plains after animating the bear. He's cover you can bring with you!

Now, set off for adventure!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m555BhUvyVQ

rolled 3 = 3

>>16747599

Guys, just because we can raise him doesn't mean we can control him. Shit could easily go wrong. I say we web our own body (minus eyes and shit of course) with a few layers since that shit is strong as fuck, then go to the forest.

rolled 20 = 20

back to forest, if possible track from where the woodfolk came from

rolled 18 = 18

>>16747575
Spin a cocoon and turn into a googly-eyed butterfly lizard.

rolled 9 = 9

>>16747661
Yes, eat their children!

rolled 12 = 12

>>16747575

web up bear carcass, eat out insides and use it as a home

rolled 11 = 11

>>16747661
We should find that stone the Elf had around her neck and eat it. Eating stones did good things in EVO.

rolled 3 = 3

Can't we combine making a necro-web-bear fortress and tracking down the Woodfolk?

>>16745718
>>BLORP


Fucking lol'd.

>>16747629
>>16747634
>>16747661
>>16747662
You size up the bear that you'd just killed and stripped to the bloody bone. He's large enough to eat five or more of you easily; in fact, he'd fit you quite comfortably.

You think for a moment- and then you narrow your eyes, the edges of your vision becoming tinged with a sickly green, and what looks like lightning courses into the Beast's remains. Moments later, the bones stand up on all four legs, staring at you soullessly with empty eye sockets, and you have your first necromantic minion.

He'll also be your only necromantic minion until you decide to de-animate him or your necromantic aura is turned off. It's fairly easy to keep going in the background, however.

You immediately hop into its ribcage and start webbing like mad; soon enough, the ribcage is a mass of webs with you at the center, and you're staring out the bear's skeletal gullet.

Now that you're riding in style, you go back into the forest, ready to deal with anything...

... like the pair of Lizards, Bright-Plume included, that are staring right at you with wide eyes.

The other Lizard, the one that clubbed you, is currently pissing his non-existent pants.

>COMMAND?

rolled 9 = 9

>>16747711
Yeah, I don't see any reason to not do both.

rolled 11 = 11

>>16747741
BLORP.

>>16747741
Loudly shriek at them.

BLOOOOOOOORP!

Then attack!

rolled 16 = 16

>>16747741
Cut em' up.

rolled 8 = 8

>>16747741
MURDER DEATH KILL EAT

rolled 3 = 3

>>16747741

Trample the lizard and order Bright Plume to tell you where his village is, then leave him and head towards it

you're making me want to write one of these, OP.

rolled 10 = 10

>>16747741
Blorp em and then quickly eat the the Brightplume one, Mr. Clubby deserves special treatment by way of being torn apart and eaten limb by limb

rolled 18 = 18

>>16747741
BLORP cheerfully and just cruise along by in your bearmech, maybe shoot some calm beams at them if it won't disturb your necromancing.

rolled 11 = 11

>>16747741
FIRE WEBS! A non-moving combatant is a DEAD combatant, and an easy meal!

rolled 4 = 4

>>16747741
>BLORP!
kill
eat
not in that exact order i guess

rolled 1 = 1

>>16747766
Not to badly though. We could web them to the bears side and reanimate them so we could have them manipulate things for us while inside our flesh fortress.

rolled 9 = 9

>>16747799
I love this, and want it to win.

Assuming it still involves eating Bright-Plume's flunky

rolled 17 = 17

Kill and eat them both, then shape shift into Bright Plume and ride off into the forest

rolled 11 = 11

>>16747629
This.

rolled 13 = 13

>>16747741
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
LETS DO THIS, LIZARD V. ZOMBIE BEAR TIME!

rolled 3 = 3

>>16747741
Dose the bear still have it's power's? Can we shadow port while inside the bear?

rolled 15 = 15

>>16747741
We are a merciful God.

Emit waves of calming essence and move along with out Bear-tank, return to the cave of our origins. I wish to discover the fate of our first hostess and eat those delicious rocks they had.

I would just like to say. I love you for doing this OP, and I love /tg/ for making something so hilarious looking yet so horrifying it threatens to break my sanity.

rolled 5 = 5

>>16747741
See if we absorbed the ablity to speak from our new minion, if so, convey the message of "surrender or die"

rolled 20 = 20

>>16747864

What he said

rolled 10 = 10

>>16747864
You're right, this is in dire need of a kind drawfag.

>>16747799
You cruise along. As you pass the Lizards, you turn the bear's skull toward them, look them dead in the eyes, open the bear's jaws, and you give them the damn cheeriest

>BLORP

you've ever said in your life.

Then you're moving on ahead, crashing through the underbrush. You THINK you can hear them chasing after you, but you can't really see behind you unless you turn around.

Up ahead in the distance, you're starting to see light... except it's not the light from the sun.

>COMMAND?

>>16747883

>Critical Success on: Love.

D'AWWW

rolled 14 = 14

>>16747889
Rev up our new ride, and charge full force toward it, blasting our waves of calm all the way.

rolled 16 = 16

>>16747862
Yeah, forget these guys, what was up with those stones?

rolled 15 = 15

>>16747889
Charge into the unknown.

rolled 16 = 16

>>16747889

ONWARD, ENGAGE ENGAGE ENGAGE

rolled 1 = 1

>>16747889
Is dat some lizard tribal ahead? Oh this will be DELICIOUS!

Walk into (if that is the case) town just pissing Calming aura and gives a loud blorp to announce or presence. Stand the bear-tank on its hindlegs and climb out their the mouth and stand proudly upon the head with our spinner webs extended.

Demand sacrifice.

rolled 10 = 10

>>16747889
Do we understand what fire is yet? If so, get the FUCK away from that light source, webs are FLAMABLE and we are COVERED IN THEM. Turn around, kill lizards with Skelebear, haul ass away and have skelebear carry dead lizards so we can feed.

rolled 14 = 14

>>16747889
Maybe we need a rear-view window and enough space to move around / turn around / emergency escape in the bear-mech. Doesn't matter much right now, power bill's running and we gotta flip that light off.

rolled 4 = 4

>>16747935
This. Also, this is fucking awesome. OP deserves a medal.

rolled 20 = 20

>>16747889
Stones dammit STONES!

I caught your hints earlier OP. We are to feast upon them and be granted Apex predator status.

>>16747883

AND IT WAS

rolled 20 = 20

>>16747741
turn around and kill those two fuckers

rolled 4 = 4

>>16747952
Yes, stones!

rolled 17 = 17

>>16747952
We should eat the girl. We started massive TEMPORAL EVOLUTION when we ate the first one.

rolled 3 = 3

First this
>>16747972
Then this
>>16747952

We need a new thread, and this shit needs to get archived

rolled 6 = 6

ATTENTION OP WE ARE PAST BUMP LIMIT. NEW THREAD TIME!

We should grab a mutation that states that once we die, we are reborn inside whatever killed us. Then we go chestburster on them / eat them from the inside out and make them our corpse host till we find something better.

>>16747906
>>16747862
You think about the stones for a second; they were fastened onto the woodfolks' necks by a band of shiny-smooth rock. You can't recall what color they were, but now that you think of it...

>>16747952
>>16747972
You turn around. Bright-Plume and the other Lizard barely have time to stop themselves from running into you before you slice one to ribbons and pin Bright-Plume underneath you. He shrieks, gibbering something plaintively, but it's too late- you bring both of the bear's thick bone paws down onto his head, and he's nothing but paste.

You then start to lope back toward where you think your home cave is. You have some unfinished business to take care of...

(TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT THREAD)

>>16748021
oh god someone archive this thread!

>>16748021
Today?

>>16748021

WHEN?

rolled 18 = 18

>>16748038
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/16745256/

done.

rolled 5 = 5

>>16748021
I WANT TO MIND CONTROL ELVES
FAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOT

Thanks for following along, guys- New thread!

>>16748063

rolled 100 = 100

>>16747889

OP, don't go no where. You earned some drawfagging. ETA SOON.

>>16748398
I love quest drawfaggers. Here's something a drawfag drew for a one off quest I did about playing as a giant space alien.