I'll be back soon, by the way feel free to offer me advice or suggestions on how better to serve you as DM.

Go ahead and vote though. First to 3 votes wins.

F.
Explore desert village!

>>16708343
We should try to get armor of some kind.
Also, we should call off the deal we have with the Dwarves.

So I guess C and F1

F: Attempt to contact Naga
B1: Ask for more tech

How much time has passed since the dwarves have send us back what remained of the first twenty women? Now, that we're growing more and more powerfull and have blown our first strike against the dwarves, it might be time hold a small festival in honor of their sacrifce.

Beyond that:
F: Send a small delegation to the new civilization we have found, make sure they can't track our origin.
B1: Pretend to be scared of raiders who, on multiple occasions almost got your scouts, hunters and scavengers and beg for the secrets of armor.

And don't forget to hide our loot from the dwarves.

D, F1.

Practice magic, and secondly, start training our warriors in the use of the weapons and armor we looted from the settlements. See if we can smelt the white metal in suits of armor that will fit a human.

>>16708343
D
We need some blood magic going down in here.

F1
Designate diplomats and ask around the dwarves for resentments against the king. Not too obviously, though. We want them to survive their mission.

B

Was I the only one wished we voted for dwarves when I read Metal Golems?

D and F1. We should try to avoid any more raids for the moment. Instead we need to figure out these new techs we've stolen, so that we can completely master them ourselves.

Let's go with researching our technology and stay quiet with the dwarves for now.

Reposting from >>16708334
B. Try to improve weapons.
Gotta make use of this new tech we've "discovered."

F1. Your choice
Send a delegation to the towns that were spotted in an attempt to learn about them, find out their disposition towards the dwarves, and possibly form an alliance.

re-posting

get in contact with the naga. perhaps this time we can forge a proper relation-ship/alliance. they teach us magic, we bolster numbers and help them with architecture.
C - research shields/armour/weapons.
E1 do nothing, dont raid anymore, we lost enoguh peopel for now.

also make sure the shit we stole is hidden well at the mountain peak settlement. jsut in case the dwarves come investigating.

>>16708378

second

d and b1

get our magic up and blame naga as raiders
and get armor is possible
and mebe use them half dorfs a zerkers

>>16708390

Other than the element of surprise I doubt trying to master a technology they themselves invented would prove worthwhile.

I'm voting magic is the way to go.

>>16708355
It'd be great if we could focus on more than one primary, but I guess that's part of the charm of the quest.

>Golems
That's not good.
I vote to contact the Naga as well as research animal husbandry.
Let's do nothing to the Dwarves this round. It'd be best if we stayed on the down low for a bit.
>Your faces when the Naga are even worse than the Dwarves
How are our little mutant dudes doing, incidentally?

>>16708396

This.

Whatever we do: Lay low, don't go around plundering and burning dorf settlements. While the loot from the last time was nice, they are alert and watching out for threats now.

How're the little half-breeds doing, by the way?

repost:

D:
Look for something that can help our arrows punch through their armor. Use raided metal for testing.

F1:
Gather more intel on the dwarfs.

How are our mutants doing?

>>16708413
Also this. Any further raids on the dwarves should wait for a while, so they're complacent again, and only on new settlements.

D: practice magic
E1: Do Nothing

>>16708413
>>Your faces when the Naga are even worse than the Dwarves
That's why we trade the tech we get from the Dwarves to the Naga for their magic, while avoiding any "alliances" or handing out or own few secrets - among them the positions of our settlements.

Back. Also, had forgotten about the halfbreeds.

>>16708446
We're fucked if the Naga turn our to be cruel bastards and have the ability to track down our home through magic and such.

Ignore the xeno scum for now. Focus on magic.

I imagine that the dwarves although bad at magic have learned it enough to at least have defenses against any kind of magical attack such as a crude attempt to bring the mountain down upon them from us.

I think the way to go would be secret expansion. We have to seem small so that we can overpower them.

>>16708461
That assumes that they have such magic AND either unrealistic levels of cruelty or an use for caves when their prefered enviroment is the desert.

>>16708527

Well considering that the dwarves are pretty cruel ( well maybe they just love raping and beating women, since we don't know anything else about them)

Well can Naga rape our women and create unclean mutant offspring?

>>16708541
What if they just skip the middle man and start kidnapping and mutating the shit out of people?

>>16708343
F. Send ambassadors to the new villages of the Snake peoples. Bring word of peace and offer to trade metals for weapons.

D and F1: Diplomacy with Naga
Our people practice their ability with magic. Our healing magic is expounded upon, letting us heal deep cuts and even broken bones. We can't bring someone back from the dead, but we at least don't have any real need for medicine at this point. Our bloodline also becomes enriched by the magic, and we no long suffer a penalty to our magic.

We have been nurturing the half-bred dwarves and they have been growing more intelligent slowly but surely. They can now speak, and take care of themselves. They have an unmitigated rage though, and randomly lash out at their caretakers. They seem to be extremely strong.

Naga:
A2. Ask them to form an alliance against the dwarves.
B2. Find out as much about them as possible.
C2. Ask for tribute and threaten them with attacks from the dwarves if they don't agree.
D2. Your choice.
_____________________________________________
A. Try to improve Fortress.
B. Try to improve weapons.
C. Research new technology.
D. Practice Magic.
E. Found a New Settlement
F. Explore
_____________________________________________
A1. Betray the Dwarves.
B1. Ask for more tech.
C1. Renegotiate your Agreement.
D1. Quietly raid them.
E1. Do nothing.
F1. Your choice
_____________________________________________
Population: 460 (+60 every turn)
Farmers: 80
Miners: 80
Militia: 220
Smiths: 80
Idle: 0
Food: Plentiful.
Architecture: Underground Fortress
Weapons: Pickaxes, Swords, and Bows
Tech: Above Average
Magic: Below Average
Defenses: Natural Mountain Barrier + Narrow Cave Hallways + Gates and Barricades

>>16708548
What if we rape a Naga and see what happens?

>>16708540
Yes, the dwarves are cruel (well, their king is), but not absurdly so. The naga tracking a civilization they know nothing about down just to harm them WOULD be absurd.
>>16708541
I don't think so, seeing how they're SNAKES.
And if they could, well, at least this time we'd have a change of getting unclean offspring with a talent for magic, no?

You're doing great by the way Alfonso, getting the people riled up with the dwarves being bastards and all.

>>16708564
B2
D
F1: Scout and gather intel on settlements

>>16708564
B2, D, D1

Begin militia training for the half-breeds.

>>16708564
B2
D
B1 We should act like total idiots and appear harmless, hoping they won't come looking for how we are doing.

>>16708564
B2. This time we'll be careful, but on the other hand, we can't let a great chance slip because of paranoia.
D. Our bloodline got enriched? For the first time we have something like an advantage. Expand on it.
B1. But be careful about it and don't insist on it, if the king seems... unfriendly

>>16708564
B2. Find out as much about them as possible.

D. Practice Magic.

B1. Ask for more tech.
Claim we were attacked by Naga and we need better tech for defending ourselves.

>>16708580
Militia is too regimented. Let's make then into a Dwarf hating equivalent of Warhammer Slayers.

Also,
B2
D
E1

>>16708564
B2: No need to make any more enemies, let's find out all we can about these snakefolk before coming to a decision.

F: Always good to know the surrounding area. Who knows, maybe we'll run into the Elves?

E1: Their day will come.

>>16708566
We're Humanity, we dont need to Rape.
Men, ACTIVATE SWAGGER
>>16708564
B2
and c

>>16708564

B2, D, D1.

We need more magic, more information about the Naga, and to raid the shit out of the Dwarfs.

Use the halfbreeds! They'll be terrifying in combat.

>>16708602
More like Rat-Ogres.

B2. Find out as much about them as possible.
A. Try to improve Fortress.
B1. Ask for more tech.

>>16708607
Collars have been POPPED, sir.

Let's not raid them yet guys, we have no idea how alert they are.

>>16708564
C
We are REALLY falling behind in terms of tech

E1, & D2

Lets just try and become friends with the Nagas for now

>>16708607
Going by D&D-logic, yeah.
Ok, we try the swag first. Should that fail, we can still go rape dat bitch.

>>16708616
>Raid the shit out of people who have as much troops in their capital as all our settlements combined again, when we already did so a short while ago.
Nothing could go wrong!

>>16708637
When we get enough magic, which we just learned to do better, by the way, we don't really need technology for anything but bragging rights anymore.

>>16708607
I've got the leather jacket, my hair is all greased up, and I have activated aviators. I'm ready for charisma combat, sir.

>>16708637

I don't think allying with snakes would be a particularly good idea.

>>16708659
Nonsense! Reptiles are great!

Stop the dorf-raiding for now. The dorfhumie hybrids could make good berserker troops, although trying to find ways to control/ease their temper should be found out, either through counseling, medicines, or magic..
Magic. We need more of it.
Also we need to find out about the Nagas, then talk to them.

>>16708659
>Implying we'll be so stupid to try allying again when we already reached the point of being able to trade

This Anon does humbly ask Alfonso if he is doing this by a system of sorts. I'm damn interested in trying something like this in the future, and it would be great to know what the process is for population growth in relations to accessibility to food is handled and shit.

With love, Anon

>>16708564
>B2. Find out as much about them as possible.
this
and this
>B1. Ask for more tech.
we should get as much tech to trade with as possible in case stuff works out with the naga

>>16708607
Swagger onward! Form an alliance of mutual lust with the nagas!

It seems your people have become rather randy and the population explodes. This causes over crowding, and a group of independent individuals splits off and forms another village.

We send spies to the strange villages in the desert. We found out it is a civilization of snake people. They are predators, and they seem to particularly enjoy, what appears to be, some kind of giant bug with a stinger on it. They crack open it's shell and eat the meat inside. They have seven settlements. Beyond their settlements there appears to be vast plains.

The Naga are divided into many different tribes and have no real leader. They are larger than humans though and stronger, judging just from afar. They live in vast above ground fortresses which are made of sandstone and quarts, with walls two dozen feet high or more. It was impossible to get inside to see more.

We study magic more, and more. We learn offensive spells. We summon lightening from our hands and tame it to our bidding. It is not long before we master it. The next generation, we find, has even further enriched blood, however they have specialized and can only use healing and lightening spells.
_____________________________________________
A. Try to improve Fortress.
B. Try to improve weapons.
C. Research new technology.
D. Practice Magic.
E. Found a New Settlement
F. Explore
_____________________________________________
A1. Betray the Dwarves.
B1. Ask for more tech.
C1. Renegotiate your Agreement.
D1. Quietly raid them.
E1. Do nothing.
F1. Your choice
_____________________________________________
Population: 540 (+80 every turn)
Farmers: 80
Miners: 80
Militia: 300
Smiths: 80
Idle: 0
Food: Plentiful.
Architecture: Underground Fortress
Weapons: Pickaxes, Swords, and Bows
Tech: Above Average
Magic: Below Average
Defenses: Natural Mountain Barrier + Narrow Cave Hallways + Gates and Barricades

>>16708714
My bad

>>16708702
Oh! And we must shagg some horses!
Centaurs ho!

>>16708714
D: Attempt to find a way around the specialization.

Contact the Nagas.

B1.

>>16708714
And forgot to put B1 in there.

We send a delegation to the dwarves, asking for yet more tech. The King explains that an unknown group raided their outlying villages and that he suspects us of doing it. He outright refuses to give us anymore technology and claims if we come to his court again he will crush our puny civilization.

E. Found a New Settlement
Obviously we need more room for our populous.

B1. Ask for more tech.
Tell the dwarves we've been having trouble with naga raiders, and need more tech advancements for fighting them off

>>16708714
The new village is still part of our kingdom?

C. But try to combine our lightning magic with weapons.

F1: Scout. Gather intel on their settlements.

>>16708714
>however they have specialized and can only use healing and lightening spells.
Can we counteract that?

We're also missing an option to start diplomacy with the Nagas. Since they lack unified rulership, I propose trading tech/magic with different tribes, so no one developes an advantages over us

>>16708742
Because of the new information I change my vote to E1.

>>16708744
>>16708749
Err, Nevermind then, lets do another raid. If they're not going to be of any more benefit to us, it's time we start to cripple them.

>>16708744
Ally with the nagas.

Attempt to hone our healing magic to aid in fertility... And crossbreeding experiemnts. Maybe we can make the half-dwarves breed true, but limit their tempers outside battle. maybe we can breed half-nagas.

>>16708725

Maybe this, too, thoguh I'd rather due that artificially, through magic, than through actual bestiality.

>>16708714
b
f1 scout them for strength again and possibility to poison their water source or something

if we can use lightiing now we can just fry them in their armor use it later

>>16708714
D Moar Magic

E1.

We should try talking to one of the Naga tribes, turn our swag on and see what happens.

16708714

E, found a garrison/fortress/garrison town between our borders and the dwarves, preferably at a strategically sound area where we can intercept any dwarven attacks. Or as a staging area for future operations. Putting it somewhat close to the Naga could give us plausible deniability.

F1, send delegation to the Naga, offer gifts of friendship. Food, rare items from our land that doesn't exist in the desert, etc.

Guys we should check if their armor metal conducts electricity. Then we can fry them inside their armor with our lightning.

No more raiding unless we can get some outside help. With our magic we can defend ourselves from a siege, I think, but they outnumber us and out-tech us by so much they'd probably crush us. Wait a few seasons, maybe we should focus on acquiring materials for metal golems?

D, try to overcome the specialization
D1, raid our oppressors!

>>D: Attempt to find a way around the specialization.

Exactly, humans are traditionally *generalists* - specialization is for insectoids! (and experts/archmages!)

>>16708792
Do this. Considering our massive population, we should also offer the Naga some slaves and concubines, and see what they think of the Dwarves.

>>16708343
>We sent 80 humans to raid, 30 came back.
>Militia doesn't decrease in numbers

??

Hang on, phone call.

>>16708714
>A. Try to improve Fortress.
just in case
>B1. Ask for more tech.
MORE tech.

>>16708792

Sit, forgot the part about "No central leadership". Go for any one or two nearby Naga villages.

>>16708809
Oh, and I suggest we avoid doing anything to piss off the Dwarves for now. Perhaps we can make like it was the Naga that were raiding them later.

>>16708809
We originally set out to escape slavery.
And we certainly won't make ourselves slaves to snake people.
It's bad enough that we had to make ourselves slaves to filthy dwarves.

>>16708714

D: Attemp to find a way around the specilisation,

D1. Quietly raid the dwarves

The dwarven militia is 200 strong isn't it? We're starting to get a numbers advantage! The dwarves are still incredibly technologically advanced compared to us though.

>>16708832

The Dwarves got Golems. We are in no position to antagonize them.

>>16708832
That's just in the capital city. They have many more soldiers.

>>16708827
I understand where you're coming from, but honestly you gotta make a few tough choices to get by. Mind you, I'm adding this in as a possibility should our gifts/swagger don't prove enough. We could also "subtly" imply that it's really in the Naga's best interests to keep these slaves healthy and happy.

>>16708827
How 'bout capturing dwarves during raids and offering THOSE to the Nagas?
Delicious Irony...

E. Found a New Settlement
B1. Ask for more tech.

>>16708714
E + Do nothing new.

Found new settlement away from Dwarves, we don't want it to be raided too quickly.

>>16708858
>>16708852

I guess you're right, I change >>16708832 to
E1: Do nothing, then.

>>16708860
That would also be retardedly risky. What if one of these Dwarves should somehow manage to inform the empire that it was us?

e
make it a stronghold

f1
scout them for strength

>>16708859
The only tough choice we should make is whether to destroy our enemies by magic or steel.

>>16708880
Arrogance and close-minded idealism only gets you so far, buddy.

>>16708880
Easy. Enchant steel with magic. Healing armor and lightning swrds.

>>16708809
Male concubines.

If we were going to specialise in magic, Transmutation style stuff would be pretty good. We already have Half-Dwarves - for experimentation - and healing magic is pretty easy to fold into it.

>>16708875
I'm thinking about later on, when we start to get serious, not right now.
Heck, give dwarven women to the most aggresive and horny-looking naga we can find without demanding anything in return.
Filthy little monsters.

>>16708875

We break their teeth and cut out their tongues?

>>16708906
All of my Swagger!

>>16708906
Actually, we should figure out if they're Matriarchal or Patriarchal. If Matriarchal, males. If patriarchal, females. Perhaps if they're matriarchal, we could also try to imply that woman are much more powerful in our society than they probably are (what the hell is our culture even like?). Say, for instance, having the head ambassador and the militia escort all be women.

>>16708908
>>16708914
>Form empire on racial animosity
>Become xenophobic asshole slavers
>No John, you ARE the demons
>And then John was just in another HFY thread
I vote no.

>>16708918
And then we break the tongues.

>>16708955
What's the problem with being xenophobic assholes?
You just need numbers to back it up.

Also does anyone know what we should do about the independent human village north of us?

Nagas! contain your orgasms!

guys shut the ruck up about selling our own people.
we haven't even started negotiating with the dwarves.
what the fuck.

>>16708927
All of MY Swagger

This isn't the update, but I want to clear up some things that have been bugging me.
*Special Event*
The people are no longer happy with our rule and demand reform!
What do we do?
_____________________________________________
A. Weaken the power of government.
B. Strengthen the government and put down the malcontents.
C.Grant settlements Semi-autonomy.
_____________________________________________
A1. Men are superior to women.
B1. Women are superior to men.
C1. Men and women are equal.
_____________________________________________
A2. Institute a Caste System.
B2. Make everyone a Citizen, except for slaves.
C2. Make Everyone a Citizen, outlaw slavery.
_____________________________________________
A3. The Military is the most honorable profession.
B3. A smith is the pillar of our society.
C3. Farmers are the most important of our people.

>>16708974
I've got my Phaser set to stun.

>>16708989
Well what in the fuck are they unhappy about?

>>16708989
A, A1, B2, B3

>>16708989

C

C1

C2

C3

In my opinion

>>16708955
Dude.
Have you read the first thread?

The dwarves took 20 women (back when we were only 200 people), raped them, cut out their tongues and broke their arms. Then they took another 20 women. And they still consider us their slaves.
This is not about Humanity, fuck yeah, this is about utterly destroying the dwarves and only the dwarves. THEN we can build a proper empire and decide of other races should be cooperated with or conquered, if you ask me.

>>16708989
C.Grant settlements Semi-autonomy.

C1. Men and women are equal.

C2. Make Everyone a Citizen, outlaw slavery.

A3. The Military is the most honorable profession.

>>16708989
B
C1
C2
A3

>>16708989

A
A1
A2
A3

>>16708989
B, C1, B2, C4: The pursuit of knowledge is the most honorable profession

>>16708989
A
A1
A2
A3

>>16709009
>>16709014
>outlaw slavery
>laughingromans.jpg

I vote C, B1, B2, A3. Why B2? Because only the truly strong could stand the lustful Dwarves without complaint for the good of their people.

>>16708989
Whatever we do, women can't be superior to men. If that were the case, then our tribute to the dwarves would totally piss all our people off

>>16708989
C
C1. flesh of my flesh! we are one!
B2. obviously
B3 closest we got to scientists.

>>16708989
B Absolutism ho!
C1
A2
A3

>>16708989
C
C1
C2
B3

B. Strengthen the government and put down the malcontents.
A1. Men are superior to women.
A2. Institute a Caste System.
A3. The Military is the most honorable profession.

>>16708989
Sadly, we need, above all, strength now, if we ever want to escape slavery.

B
C1
B2
A3

C A1 B2 C3

>>16709059
>Angrydorf

>>16708989
C,C1,B2,A3

>>16708989
C, B, C2, C3

>>16708989

B, all hail the Chieftain and his Council!
C1, each gender contributes in its own way, each gender is respected.
B2, slaves are slaves, mang.
C3, we've put a lot of focus on food production in the past, ignoring their importance would be a serious insult and we cannot risk that and it is only fare to honour the importance of the farmers.

>>16709039
I meant to say >Why b1?

Am I the only one who is sort of alright with the alliance we have with the dwarves? I mean yeah they did disrespect us when we started out but really we were more or less cavemen back then. I guess they figured they could have fun with our women to see whats it like or whatever, but so far they only did it twice. Although that is a bad argument I just see no prosperity for our future empire if we lash out at the dwarves.

B, A1, B2, A3

>>16709041
It's what the dwarves demanded, not what we choose.
Women having importance gives us more reason for our righteous anger.

>>16709094
That... is actually a pretty good point. We should wait and see what they do. Still, either way we're going to be at war with them. We are neighbors, after all.

>>16709013
>A small group within a larger society of sapient creatures were evil!
>That means we should experiment on their half-human children (who are also half OUR kind), destroy all the full-blooded ones, sell them as slaves, etc.
>But we aren't assholes or anything
Maybe that's why HUMANITY got enslaved in this setting to begin with.

>>16709094

It could be a good idea to leave the Dwarves alone for awhile. They've been dicks to us, we've been dicks back to them. We've rattled our sabres for now, and maybe we should leave it at that. The Dwarven King seems pretty worried about us. If he really did suspect us, he would have curbstomped us if he thought he could do it without any consequences.

>>16709094
>taking 10% of the population
>giving back brocken wrecks
>"having fun"

the half dwarves are a part of our society.
flesh of our flesh
they are kin

How about this: if dwarfs come back for more women we just tell no and should they get buttsore we just slap their shit a little and try to stop their horny ways

also
c
c1
c2
a3

>>16709109
So you're saying envoys of the king (who has the second generation of "tribute"-women chained to his throne) aren't representative of the whole society?

Magic and Scout the Dwarves.

We are empire of close-knit City-States that all answer to our King, but all have a degree of freedom. Men and Women are equal and every is a citizen, we don't keep slaves. Soldiers are honored as the highest tier of society, and all children aspire to one day grow up and be a brave soldier, striking down the evil dwarves.

We study our magic further. The latest generation can fry almost anything and have various new spells, including one that surrounds them with a barrier of electricity and the ability to enchant weapons and armor. Some of the more prolific of the newest generation are able to regenerate limbs as well, from nothing. It seems the ability to use Lightening and Healing spells are hard coded, and other spells tend to have the opposite effect or no effect at all. They can, however, use spells that are similar to either lightening or healing. They have limited ability with fire spells, and can transform one thing to another without much difficulty.

We send scouts into the Dwarven Fortresses of the North, they return with a wealth of information.
Dwarf Militia: ~1000
Dwarf Golems: ~40
Dwarf Population: ~3000
Dwarf Tech: Very Good
Dwarf Magic: Nonexistent
Dwarf Weapons: Best in existence.
Dwarf Armor: Best in existence.
Estimated chance of conquering their weakest settlement: 80%
Estimate of Conquering their Capital: 40%

I'm telling you, guys. We should make women superior. It'd help fuel our righteous fury as well as make them into what's basically martyrs, sacrificing their bodies for our survival in the early days. In a way, you could call them the mothers of our new kingdom. Furthermore, if the Dwarves try to take more women, we can use our people's anger to boost their willingness to fight.I also don't think our primitive society is ready for equality.

_____________________________________________
A. Try to improve Fortress.
B. Try to improve weapons.
C. Research new technology.
D. Practice Magic.
E. Found a New Settlement
F. Explore
_____________________________________________
Dwarves:
A1. Betray the Dwarves.
B1. Renegotiate your Agreement.
C1. Quietly raid them.
D1. Do nothing.
E1. Your choice
_____________________________________________
Naga
A2. Form Alliance against the dwarves.
B2. Try and conquer them.
C2. Try and make them our servants, in a similar fashion as the dwarves did to us.
D2. Do nothing.
_____________________________________________
Population: 750 (+100 every turn)
Farmers: 100
Miners: 100
Militia: 450
Smiths: 100
Food: Plentiful.
Architecture: Underground Fortress
Weapons: Pickaxes, Swords, and Bows
Tech: Average
Magic: Above Average
Defenses: Natural Mountain Barrier + Narrow Cave Hallways + Gates and Barricades

>>16709151
Why would they be? That's like destroying all of the French and their descendants and relatives because a group of French aristocrats were douchebags.

Yknow when this started out and we were approached by the dwarves the first thought that came to mind was "Fuck yeah classic Dwarf-Human alliance, they give us advanced technology we give them farming and magic this is going to be great"

And then they took and beat and raped our women.
-mfw

Even though I do still have a grudge against them I would still like to see prosperity between this alliance. They don't seem to be complete assholes they just wanted to mess around with some weird tall chicks, probably beat them up because they thought they looked weird. If it wasn't for that we would be sulking around forming plots on how to get back at them when we know they have freaking METAL GOLEMS!
Oh sure we can shoot lighting from our hands and we got some retarded half breeds but that isn't going to be nearly enough to even make them laugh as they wipe us out.

I say we forget our old grudge. An strong ally would prove powerful in this dangerous world.

>>16709094
>>16709106
spineless faggots. what they did to our women is not shit you put up with if you have any choice.

>>16709065
come at me humans

>>16709191
>spineless faggot
>I still said we should go to war with then, just act more amiable for the time being.

>>16709199
ok bitch

>>16709199
>Dubs
HE IS THEIR MIGHTIEST CHAMPION

>>16709183
>never forget

Improve our magic, although we should also invest in steel weaponry or something.
But, hey, golems, made of metal.
Conjuring up a massive lightning storm and fireballs should mess those up mightily! Maybe. What about our diplo-opportunity with the Nagas and the scouting thereof?

>>16709180
Then... we should spend the whole "adventure" doing nothing and picking our noses?
Your dwarf-fanboism is showing.

... the reaction we're showing to deeds of a few dwarfs, by the way, is how 75% of history happened.

>>16709179
D, D1, A2

I would prefer it if we could just start trading with the Nagas for now.

we will fall upon them with mighty magic and take their gold and their weapons for our own!
but first! let us ally with the snake people!

>>16709218
>It's generally accepted that people were pretty much douchebags for most of history
While we should conquer them (eliminate competition and all that) I don't necessarily think we should fucking murder all of them.

>>16709179
C We must fuse magic and smithing into one.
D1
A2 Also we should try and find out how our swag works on them.

>>16709179
D once more I say.
B1, have we even tried diplomacy?
A2, in case diplomacy doesn't work.

>>16709227

this.

>>16709179
C
D1
F2: Meet with them and learn about their culture, their opinions on the Dwarves, etc. Anyone who makes an alliance immediately is fucking stupid.

>>16709179

C. Armour Piercing Arrowheads.
D1.
C2 Modified. Approached the most northern Naga village and offer them vassalage. They will serve us, BUT we offer them protection. Let's not be the Dwarves, we are better than them.

>>16709248
I agree, but it seems A2 already won.

>>16709179
E. Found a New Settlement
E1. Your choice
Attempt to convince them the Naga are a threat
E2. Your choice
Convince them that the dwarves are preparing an invading army to attack them, and subjugate them in the same way we are being subjugated. Offer them information on the dwarf defenses.

E
B1. Send calmest halfdwarf, to lessen the risk of only getting back the head of our diplomat.
C2. But only do that with a single tribe and don't treat them as badly as the dwarfes did with us. They will be a, ahem, "Protectorate", not slaves to be mistreated.

>>16709261
You devious bastard.

I like your style.

>>16709179
A. Try to improve Fortress.
D1. Do nothing.
A2. Form Alliance against the dwarves. but not right away, send an ambassador or something, get talking. see what the're like beyond what our scouts see.

i wouldn't worry about the fire stuff either, we can use lightning to set fire to things with a bit of improvisation.

>>16709183
>If they hadn't kidnapped our women, beat them to within an inch of their life, and gangraped them, we wouldn't be angry
>but I'd do that to a funny-looking chick if someone gave me the opportunity, so let's be bros anyway
>creepy fucking asshole really, REALLy wants to be friends with short hairy men

>>16709261
+1 on this

>>16709179
B
E1
A2

>>16709206
What? Oh sorry I couldn't hear you over the sound of HOW FUCKING AWESOME MY GOLEM IS.

>>16709296
>Lightning
>Nothing happens because it's not alive
Well, shit

>>16709179
B, B1, A2

>>16709286

Yeah okay I guess were go with the Dwarficide then.

>>16709303
The whole dwarven army around it'll be fried, though, considering at how much magic we have.

Step 1: flood underground dorf cities
Step 2: use lightnin bolts on water
Step 3: ???
Step 4:Profit

>>16709314
>There is no middle ground between a war of extermination and an alliance
Lolwut

>>16709261
This while treating the naga way better than the dwarfs treated us.

>>16709325
That's what I've been fucking saying this whole time. Conquer the Dwarves (Lord knows it'll come to that no matter what), but let's not sacrifice them all to Khorne or something. As someone said, this is probably why we had to flee our homeland in the first place. We're all crazy fucks.

C: Even if we are masterful mages we'll need some form of armor to defend against the brutal dwarven blows that will be dealt to our soldiers

C2: Stage more raids on our enemy, lead them to fear the mountain spirits

A2: Send an envoy with gifts and warn them of the evil dwarves, do nothing else in thise regard.

Alliance against dwarven capital, at the same time maybe some of the smaller settlements of the dwarves don't like their asshole king?
Dorf civil war + human/Naga alliance = Ahaha your golems, they do nothing.

Also we should think about lightning enchanted steel swords/arrows, and possibly healing amulets for trade or something.

>>16709350
;_;

>>16709350
I see someone is mad about not having magic

D. Practice Magic.
C1. Quietly raid them.
A2. Form Alliance against the dwarves.

Feels good to be the superior race.

I suggest we give gifts to the Naga in exchange for them raiding the Dwarves. We could raid them at the same time. Make it a pact of secrecy against them, if you will.

>>16709345
Seconded on the 'make steel armor' thing. We already know how to make high-carbon iron stuff, not that much further to jump up yea?

>>16709350
YO MUVVA SUKS DORF COK

>>16709361
I support this

>>16709371
No. Unless it's against a tribe that isn't one we're allied with and that they ok.
Or something.

>>16709368
That's a funny joke, now get out

>>16709361
I agree with this also

Tech, Nothing, Alliance.

Our people have been falling behind in a technological standpoint for the last several generations, but we have an abundance of resources to use for scientific endeavors. Our King orders all settlements of our empire to begin research immediately. Our people discover how our Magic works (Physics and Energy discovered), note down many of the properties of the metals we know of, and perfect our smelting techniques. We also discover several new metals, mostly worthless accept for Jewelry making. We discover how to channel water from an underground aquifer into our fortresses and create moats.

We send a delegation to the Naga to discuss an Alliance with them. They appear to be mostly female, however the males are the one with all the power. The populace really liked that Men and Women were equal in our society, but the Rulers disliked it. They agreed to the alliance, but didn't seem entirely friendly. Several of our delegation were "raped" by the females. They come back telling many an...interesting story.
_____________________________________________
A. Try to improve Fortress.
B. Try to improve weapons.
C. Research new technology.
D. Practice Magic.
E. Found a New Settlement
F. Explore
_____________________________________________
Dwarves:
A1. Betray the Dwarves.
B1. Renegotiate your Agreement.
C1. Quietly raid them.
D1. Do nothing.
E1. Your choice
_____________________________________________
Naga
A2. Betray Alliance
B2. A Call to Arms against the Dwarves
C2. Learn as much about them as possible and try and acclimate the two different Races to each other.
D2. Do nothing.
_____________________________________________
Population: 850 (+100 every turn)
Farmers: 150
Miners: 125
Militia: 450
Smiths: 125
Food: Plentiful.
Architecture: Underground Fortress
Weapons: Pickaxes, Swords, and Bows
Tech: Average
Magic: Above Average
Defenses: Natural Mountain Barrier + Narrow Cave Hallways + Gates and Barricades

>>16709358
Magic is for cowards.

>>16709384
What? Oh sorry I couldn't hear you over the sound of my dwarf dick slapping against human cunt.

>>16709387
C or D: Emphasis on personal protection
C1
C2

>>16709387
C
C1
C2

>>16709387

A
D1
C2

>>16709387
B, D1, C2

C. We need some new tech
C1. raid them and tell them its the 'mountain spirits' and that only our magic can save them
C2. more on naga

>>16709387
B
C1
D2

Lets get some shit together before we go at them, and rushing the nagas into our war won't be the best way to foster a strong and long-living alliance.

>>16709387

B. Need armour for the ground troops.
D1.
>The populace really liked that Men and Women were equal in our society, but the Rulers disliked it

Send more people, be friendly with population. SUBVERSIVE TACTICS, CULTURAL VICTORY!

C2, that is.

>>16709387
Just one more magic. C
D1
C2, ask that our men not get raped so much...

E. Found a New Settlement

C1. Quietly raid them.
Make it look like the Naga did it. Like leaving some items obtained from our visits with the Naga behind afterward.

C2. Learn as much about them as possible and try and acclimate the two different Races to each other.

>>16709423
Fuck, meant C2

>>16709432
We don't want to frame our new allies!

>>16709431
It's not rape if they like it

C.
-Invent steam
-???
-Steam Tanks!!!

>>16709387
B Put research to practice.
D1
C2 Also we should try to lure some females to our side. Maybe balanced by sending them our horniest sluts to prevent grudge from the ruler.

>>16709387
D. Practice Magic.
C1. Quietly raid them.
C2. Learn as much about them as possible and try and acclimate the two different Races to each other.

>>16709387
C. New Tech.
E1. proclaim our independence from the Dwarves
E2. Question to men of their 'rape'.
Then make some jewelery (As in Practice to make perfect FIRST, no crap jewelery) to gift to the Naga Kings as an appreciation of our alliance

>>16709387
A
E1. Shit might soon get real, but we're not as monstrous as the dwarves. Confront them about past misdeeds, watch their reactions.
C2. Some time in the future we shall have an empire. It will be glorious, but it shall also treat those of other races among the populace fairly. Well, as long as they aren't dwarves. To reach this goal, we must learn to understand others.

>>16709387
B: direct some of that new technical and mystical savvy towards weapons development

B1: Offer some healing services in exchange for technological information. Offer a small tribute. use our new corps. of medics behind dwarf lines to seek out the seeds of civil war. Recruit for a rebellion.

C2: Quotations raped end quotations, eh? Swagger successful, gentlemen! Continue the "cultural exchange", and try and get some of our boys citizenship and snakewives, all the better to breed snakekids for the coming war!

demand compensation for our raped kinsfolk

>>16709440
Don't be such a baby. It'll take some time for the dwarves to mount an offensive, and while they're marching down out of the mountains to waste time fighting the Naga, we can storm their mountain homes.

>>16709467
I'd like to volunteer, sir! For the good of the republic, of course.

No raiding the Naga
My votes on C and C2.
Dunno what to do with dorfs though, we're not exactly ready yet for big stuff.

>>16709467

+1 this.

Goddammit /tg/, it's 3 AM here and i should go to sleep, but this is way too interesting.
is this getting archived at least?

>>16709467
This, but work on magic to help stabalize the crossbreeding process. half-dwarves didn't turn out so well.

>>16709467
imma +1 this, too

>>16709492
For clarification, I meant that we raid the Dwarves at the same time as the Naga. Incidentally, the Naga clearly seem to have taken a shine to our swag. War of cultural attrition, here we come.

>Every naga defector gets a mate of their choice!

>>16709387
A. Try to improve Fortress.
E1. Your choice - start devising tactics to deal with the golems if need be. we have a schematic from our raids of how the're made/function. that should help come up with something.
C2. Learn as much about them as possible and try and acclimate the two different Races to each other.

>>16709467
We shall conquer this world through sex, sorcery, and subterfuge! Screw weapons, make magic!

>>16709533
>Sex, sorcery, and subterfuge
It's like we really are a warhost of Slaanesh!

>>16709545
Beats all that Khornish genocide talk earlier. If we stabalize half-dwarf "production" and take the rape out of the equation, we might even be able to usurp the dwarves this way, too.

>>16709573
So now we're slaaneshi genestealers?

>>16709573
I don't remember seeing anything about genocide, just revenge, destruction and slavery.

Oh come on. Slaanesh?

At least let's be followers of Nurgle or something. If we can't be Khornate guys.

>>16709467
+1

>>16709545
>>16709533
>>16709573
>>16709591

I really like where this is going.

Tech, Raids, Cultural Exchange.

Our King, encouraged by the progress made in technology, orders it to continue. A new settlement is erected near the capital solely for the purpose of researching new technologies. We discover that by harnessing the smoke and steam of the smelting process we can use it to power things, and also use the blueprints for the Metal Golems that we found from raiding the Dwarves to engineer an engine that powers a turbine that can do various task. The lightbulb and Steam Power are discovered. We also discover how to make a trap that drops invaders into a pit that then is sealed off and floods.

We decide to start our offensive against the dwarves with a stealth raids. We raid their largest settlement that isn't underground, and in fact the only settlement remaining above ground. We wipe it off the map with our mighty army. The settlement was a staging area for raids, invasions, and exploration. It had a moderately sized garrison, but the smaller than any Dwarven city. It had one golem, which we found when electrocuted would shut down temporarily allowing us to strike. We also found that the Dwarves, in their heavy armor, were very conductive. Lightening would chain from dwarf to dwarf, cooking them. However they're tough, and it was a hard battle despite our magical advantage. We sent two hundred soldiers, and lost fifty. No Dwarves survived

The Leadership of the Naga all allowed our people to intermingle with theirs. They sent Naga to our settlements, and we sent Humans to theirs. The two races got along well, though when one of the male Naga tried to take advantage of a human woman like he would a Naga woman, he was run through with a sword. The Naga women were very submissive towards Human Males and slightly awe struck that they had rights in our civilization. When the exchange ended, the Naga spread word of the fairness of our king and rebellious thoughts sprung up amongst the Naga people.

>>16709591
Sounds more like communist eugenics to me.
"Same shagging for everyone!"

>>16709597
Typically, I prefer sex to all those things.

_____________________________________________
A. Try to improve Fortress.
B. Try to improve weapons.
C. Research new technology.
D. Practice Magic.
E. Found a New Settlement
F. Explore
_____________________________________________
Dwarves:
A1. Betray the Dwarves.
B1. Renegotiate your Agreement.
C1. Quietly raid them.
D1. Do nothing.
E1. Your choice
_____________________________________________
Naga
A2. Betray Alliance
B2. A Call to Arms against the Dwarves
C2. Try to incite a rebellion against the leadership.
D2. Do nothing.
_____________________________________________
Population: 1000 (+150 every turn)
Farmers: 150
Miners: 125
Militia: 550 (+150, - 50)
Smiths: 125
Food: More than Enough.
Architecture: Underground Fortress
Weapons: Pickaxes, Swords, and Bows
Tech: Very Good
Magic: Good
Defenses: Natural Mountain Barrier + Narrow Cave Hallways + Gates and Barricades + Moats and Flood Traps

>>16709573
hey you want to go that route with the snakes, fine. they haven't wronged us seriously yet.

the dwarfs need a bitch slapping no matter what though

>>16709387
>>16709387
>>16709387

D, E1 (practice magic tactics on armored foes like dwarves), and C2.

We need to acclimate the Naga to us before we call them into battle.

>>16709623
D, Work on chain lighting!
D1
E2, continue to mingle and allow naga to live within our borders if they wish.

>>16709623
C, C1, C2

>>16709623
D
C1
C2 (for the lulz)

>>16709650
>Forget to get rid of trip

>>16709623
A. Try to improve Fortress.

E1. Your choice.
Scout the dwarf reaction to the raid, and their current military power.

E2. Your choice.
Determine the strength of the Naga army, and how much of it they would commit to our cause should we go to war with the dwarves.

>>16709623
D
C1
D2

*Special Event*
The Naga religion, which worships a god of Blood and involves collecting the blood and skulls of a defeated enemy and put on display in a personal altar in a chapel that is a part of each residence has been getting more and more popular amongst our citizens, how shall we handle this?
A3. Foster it.
B3. Crush it.
C3. Don't interfere.

>>16709545
we are so superfly

Its too bad we eliminated the last of the above ground dwarf settlements we should have captured some prisoners and have our mages train on them to see what would be the most efficient way of killing them.

Then again, maybe we could possibly use the half-breeds. Just one or five maybe.

>>16709667
A3, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

>>16709667
A3
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

>>16709623
C. We're goddamn close to steam engines and fucking awesome machinery
B1. Now that all their cities are underground we talk to them
C2. it sounds easy and we'll have the full support and alliance of new naga nation

>>16709667
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
A3

>>16709623

A. We have found means to combat the Dwarven superweapons. We need to improve our defences, in case they retaliate.

Dwarves - Your choice.

C2. Try to incite a rebellion against the leadership, and promise Naga female population (and the males) equal rights. Property rights, advancement in professions, marriage rights, etc.

>>16709623
D: Sex magic, for superior crossbreeding. Hybrid mage army ftw.
B1: Declare our independence from the dwarves, but offer them a program of cultural exchange. Give them one last chance for peace. If they refuse... Well, we haven't forsaken violence altogether, and they have it coming.
C2: Use the fate of that human woman, and the new Naga women's lib movement, as a ralying cry. Don't declare open war or anything, but covertly support this cultural revolution, and supply military aid if absolutely necessary. let's do some CIA shit for the greater good and overthrow this patriarchy!

>>16709616
trough our penises shall ye be free!

>>16709667
Unity in mind and blood!
A3

>>16709623
D: MOAR MAGIC
B1: The Dwarves are weakening, inform them that we've noticed their lessening presence on the surface and offer the service of our mages to keep spirits at bay in return for some favor
C2: Promote intermingling between species, try to encourage our snake wives to peacefully assert themselves to the males

>>16709667
D3, perhaps we shall influence it so that it is only of enemies defeated in honorable combat, not sneaking into someones room and killing them in their sleep because you don't like them. Plus this will help us get along with the Naga.

>>16709686
>>16709680
>>16709675
>>16709673
Chaosmind

>>16709682
>D: Sex magic, for superior crossbreeding. Hybrid mage army ftw.
Second.
We'll just outperform their males. Bitvhes will stand in line.

>>16709667
C3, so long as they practice it against our dwarven foes and not against each other. We ARE a warrior culture, after all. A sexy, sexy warrior culture.

>>16709667

C3. Don't interfere. Our soldiers will be drawn to this naturally, but it won't gives us any advanced benefits. If we foster it, it could have drastic long-term effects. Religion is difficult to control, especially when it works against our favour.

Agreed, put a strict code of laws into place.
No stealing, Murdering, rape, or harming of fellow Humans unless they harm you first, ETC

>>16709749
>>16709722

>>16709716
And all the Naga go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR2wE1U-8Jk

There's a reason why the dorfs are so violent towards our chicks.

>MFW we're all magical bishounen super-soldiers to the Naga

This victory through sex is proceeding well.

So we are khornate slaaneshi guys?

C3 I see it ending bad if encouraged.

>>16708343
A. Try to improve Fortress.
D1. Do nothing.
D2. Do nothing. - emphasise to the leadership that we want nothing to do with any un-rest that might spawn. remain neutral.

>>16709793
I think we're Chaos Undivided at this point.

>>16709768
Might or might not be connected to us not beating on them and treatin' them with sum R.E.S.P.E.C.T.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FOUqQt3Kg0

Also guys remember that the dorfs will die by traitor hands.

>>16709793

Nope. We're just like any other civilization from Antiquity/the Middle Ages with an agenda of sexual revolution and racial tolerance (for anyone that isn't a fucking Dwarf).

B3
Make love not blood.
Seriously we want to out fuck our enemies not have orgies in their blood. Well okay we'll do that with the dwarves but let's not get carried away here.

>>16709793
and sith! we will crush the dwarven scourge with our rage!

>>16709803
Not until we tunnel into the Dwarves underground lakes to poison them and give the Naga plague blankets.

>>16709763
In any propaganda we decide to use to aid the cultural revolution in Nagastan, let's use the example of our captured/raped women to play up the similairites of our causes, and build up some animosity against teh dwarves among their kind, as well.

>>16709803
Not quite. We've not really done anything Nurglish or pulled any JustAsPlanned Tzeentchian shenanigans.

Magic, Raids, Rebellion, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
We decide to foster this religion, having a large ceremony of the King converting to this religion, killing a man who murdered his wife, removing his skull, collecting his blood, and setting it on an alter. This was followed by all his advisers and all of the city leaders converting as well. After that, the King of Humanity (We need a name for our empire) was crowned the head of the religion within our borders. When the Naga caught word of this, they sent gifts and a delegation of Naga as a sign of approval and friendship. Among the gifts were a strange herb with unknown, but great, magical qualities.

We further perfect our magic, and discover that, by adapting our healing magic, we can alter the composition of things. Transmogrification and transformation is perfected. We also discover fertility magic, and mind control magic by adapting healing magic in a similar fashion.

We have started raiding all dwarven traffic in and out of their settlements. Our people use our bows, archery having become almost an art amongst our people, and enchanted arrows to pick them up from afar. Patrols along the Dwarven roads have been stepped up drastically because of it.

While the Naga Leadership have grown to truly like as with the adoption of their religion, we still send a delegation of humans to ever Nagan settlement. They are sent there to subtly lead a rebellion against the leadership. The Nagan rebellion breaks out, and is ongoing. The females are fighting for equal rights, and the males are fighting to hold their position. Although we had intended for it to be a war of words, blood now runs through the streets of the cities of the Naga.

>>16709823
how about we don't try to kill the naga...yet

_____________________________________________
A. Try to improve Fortress.
B. Try to improve weapons.
C. Research new technology.
D. Practice Magic.
E. Found a New Settlement
F. Explore
_____________________________________________
Dwarves:
A1. Betray the Dwarves.
B1. Renegotiate your Agreement.
C1. Quietly raid them.
D1. Do nothing.
E1. Your choice
_____________________________________________
Naga
A2. Betray Alliance
B2. A Call to Arms against the Dwarves
C2. Send troops to aid the rebels.
D2. Send troops to aid the leadership.
E2. Do nothing.
_____________________________________________
Population: 1150 (+150 every turn)
Farmers: 150
Miners: 125
Militia: 700
Smiths: 125
Food: More than Enough.
Architecture: Underground Fortress
Weapons: Pickaxes, Swords, and Bows
Tech: Very Good
Magic: Good
Defenses: Natural Mountain Barrier + Narrow Cave Hallways + Gates and Barricades + Moats and Flood Traps

>>16709828
Not /yet/ anyway.
Not sure what to do about the blood religion, but some propaganda like stuff like >>16709825
would be nice.
The dwarves are probably not 'weakening' so much as digging tunnels to places to keep away from our raids, I think >.>

>>16709828

We have Lightning magic encoded into our genome, which is the counter-magic to Dwarven armour and Golems. And we are in the process of politically masterminding the Naga into our sphere of influence.

>>16709844
C, Focus on combining technology with Magic.
C1
C2

>>16709803
>Attempt to win wars through cultural exchange, equality, and tolerance
>Somehow, we're the villains

Screw that, we're the glorious humanoid empire that will one day rule this world through our unique mix of libido, magic, and cunning!

...Okay, yeah, we might be Chaos. But we're still the best choice around!

>>16709828
Healing magic seems pretty Nurgle to me.

So we run around yelling BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, sexing up snake women while going JustAsPlanned on the Naga leadership.

We need to do something nurglish now.

>>16709844
B, we haven't had any new weapons in a long time.
D1, do nothing
C2, equal rights!

>>16709853
Who said Chaos is bad? I, for one, embrace the unrestrained emotion and freedom it offers.

>>16709860
Plague magic.

I have a nasty feeling that the dwarves are sitting back and taking it because they're amassing a huge fucking army to wipe us out.
Also the empire name should be The Empire

We should probably aid the rebels subtly for now, technology and healers in their camps, methinks..

>>16709869
Fuck that. The Human Reich shall rule the impure dwarfs.

>>16709844
E - Found a new settlement on the river to find more peoples, and spread the love to them all

C1 - We don't want to commit too many troops with the civil war going on in the background

C2 - Aid the rebels!

E. Found a New Settlement
E1. Your choice
Evaluate their overall military might with some scouts, and continue preventing them from going outside their homes.

F2. Send delegates in an attempt to help negotiate a compromise

>>16709869
Fuck that noise. We're the Republic. I mean, shit, we even have city-states. Not the Republic of Humanity or something like that, mind. We wouldn't want to make our lovely Naga friends feel left out.

We sort of neglected A for a while now, haven't we?

We could add cannons or steam powered doors / lifts to our fortress.

C: Paralyzing magics
D1: Allow them to quake as all opposition disappears
F1: Send peace keeping forces, we don't want any more blood split among our allies.

>>16709884
The Republic of MAN.

>>16709844

A. Magic is the Ace in our sleeve.
C1. We're doing pretty well sofar.
C2. The people of our faith are being repressed by a corrupt and megalomaniac leadership! We must intervene! Our soldiers will conduct this warfare in the most honourable of fashion. No rape/pillaging, we want the people on our side. Oh, and take the heads of the soldiers and make a big ceremony of the Naga leadership's capture.

>>16709897
>>16709884
I say we call it the Culture.

>>16709834
I call it the Glorious Empire of Sanguicania.
Motto: "Winter's not the only thing coming."

>>16709844
B, we already have great magic advantage against our sworn enemies, we should learn to make better weapons and specially armor to be at least slightly on par with them. The time to conquer them is near.

C1, keep them in check, don't give them time to compensate for their recent losses

E2, it's their problem for now and we can't afford to send troops away and be vulnerable.

Seems like this is moving a bit quickly. Where the hell did we get all that magic? I thought humans were magically disinclined.

>>16709869
I agree with this man right here!

>>16709884
Imperial Republic? Senate and whatnot who knows...
As for a name, the name should have a meaning that should entice our new Naga friends while still being true to us... I have no idea D:

C. Research new technology. Putting those engines to use.
C1. Quietly raid the patrols and only the patrols if we can.
D2. Send troops to aid the leadership. Now the men will owe us for putting an end to the rebellion and the ladies will love us because women love assholes. If possible I'd rather send mediators than troops but if it's not an option I understand.

Um....am I the only one searching for anthropomorphic snake porn at the moment?

>>16709906
something triggered in our genes while we experimented.

>>16709844
B: The war's coming, and we need better arms and armaments
B1: Offer the dwarves a chance for peace between our people, if they're willing to begin a porgram of cultural exchange. Offer them that medic corps. and inspire a rebellion tehre, too. That's my plan.
D2: Aid the leadership, but only if they agree to improve female rights a bit, and to cede to our authority to a certain degree. Start establishing political dominion over them. Make our king the Khornate Snake Pope.

>>16709906
we worked our asses off to this this far on magic

also I go with Empire

>>16709921
Yup. The rest of us has enough of it.

>>16709904
Empire of Blood?
Fuck. Yes.

>>16709844
C. We still need to get some animal husbandry going on.
D1. Let's finish up this whole Naga thing, first.
C2. We should encourage a peaceful exchange of leadership. To encourage this, assure the former leaders they'll retain their wealth and status, and make them into what is essentially figureheads to rule through.

Y'all think we got it good, wait until you see the elves. *hint hint*

>>16709939
get this* I hate when I do that!

IT IS TIME FOR A REVOLUTION, THE IMPURE SHALL BE CLEANSED! First comes OUR revolution, then the enslavement of the Naga, Half dwarfs and finally the destruction of the Dwarfs!

>>16709950
I intend for us to have land raiders by the time we get to the forest.

>>16709950
I can't wait. And once again, The Culture is perfect. You guys DO know what the Culture is, right?

>>16709950

Are you by any chance going to connect this game to this one

>>16709008


Because that would be pretty awesome. Desert elves that are solely magic focused.

>>16709961
I fucking LOVE Culture.

I'm throwing my vote for the name "The Empire (of Mankind)".

The Sanguine Kingdom, fuck yeah.

Nothing human centric, and let's bring back the system of Council advisor's... But make it into a People's senate, one representative from each village/City that advise the King.

>>16709958
Are we going to be able to fit them with cannons and such by that though?

>>16709953
Woah, woah, woah. Woah. Man. Chill. There's plenty of room for all of us, man.
We've got some good stuff goin' on here with these snake-dudes, no need to go all Imperial on 'em, man.

>>16709961
No. But do you know what the Movement is?

>>16709980
Sanguicania. Yes yes!
Also the Nagas are our friends, so should they wish to join this empire, they will be equals.
Equals who can give big hugs :D
Also the dwarves may be doing what dwarves do: Build a whole lot of siege machines. We should be careful and try to scout out some stuff maybe

>>16709958
I can see it now, slave dwarves pushing a massive land battleship as we lightning a forest and watch it burn
>mfw

>>16709994
Ah, a comrade in arms

Hey if we let the nagas join us would we get their bonuses as well? Would it be part our empire?

Also 1+ vote for the Empire of Sanguicania.

We are all connected by our blood.

>>16709980
>The Sanguine Kingdom
I like this best of all the names so far, personally.

>>16710026
Aryan blood.

>>16710035
If by 'aryan' you mean 'Naga/human/dorf hybrids + whoever we happen to find in our way that is biologically compatible', then yes.
If not, go back to the dwarves where you came from :P

>>16710035
>>16710035

I was thinking more, lets screw all our allies so we really are all connected by blood.

Yay Half-breeds.

Technology, Raiding, and Rebel Alliance.

We advance our technology. We learn how to electrify our traps with the engines. We also learn how to light the entirety of all our fortresses with the Lightbulb. We apply steam power to a massive scale with large generators, and also discover the power of water, using underground aquifers to create water turbines. Our fortresses are all powered now. We have bored so deep into the earth however that we are now finding pockets of magma. We also integrate our magic with technology, using magic to kickstart turbines and engineering a system to distribute magic over a large area by rerouting it's energy.

We send out a Raiding Party. However, when the Raiding Part returned, instead of loot they had only a note. It is written in Dwarvish and translates to "We have put up with your insolence enough, it is time for war!". They report that they had been in the sparce forest near a Dwarven entrance to their Deep Roads when a single Dwarf came out. They fired their arrows at it and they simply broke against his armor, which wasn't shocked by the enchantment on the armor. He marched up to them, didn't say a word, and handed the letter to them, then walked back to the fortress.

We send 100 of our militia to aid the Rebels in their fight. Reports back indicate the fighting is going easy, but that the Naga will be severely weakened as allies, however they are well liked by the Naga Women and respected by the Men who have joined the Women's cause. A more detailed report will be supplied at a later date, apparently.

>>16710035
You know how the Japs were totally considered bro-tier?

>>16709998
Much to hora about!

_____________________________________________
A. Try to improve Fortress.
B. Try to improve weapons.
C. Research new technology.
D. Practice Magic.
E. Found a New Settlement
F. Explore
_____________________________________________
Dwarves:
A1. March for Dwarven Cities
B1. Raid them.
C1. Fortify our Positions
D1. Your choice
_____________________________________________
Naga
Temporarily Unavailable while the Civil War rages.
_____________________________________________
Population: 1300 (+200 every turn)
Farmers: 150
Miners: 150
Militia: 625 (Temporarily -100)
Smiths: 150
Food: More than Enough.
Architecture: Massive Underground Fortress
Weapons: Pickaxes, Swords, and Bows
Tech: Excellent
Magic: Good
Defenses: Natural Mountain Barrier + Narrow Cave Hallways + Gates and Barricades + Electrified Moats and Flood Traps

>>16710068
I demand a rebel event. preferably not stomped to death.

>>16710068
A
C1

We need to be prepared. The invincible dwarf is worrying.

Hmm. We need better arrow heads and enchantments on them.
That or to discover the musket <.<

oh now you insects have done it...

your fate is sealed.

>>16710068
B
C1
that armor does not bode well with me. They have adapted to our warfare and now we must counter it, FOR THE EMPIRE

>They fired their arrows at it and they simply broke against his armor, which wasn't shocked by the enchantment on the armor. He marched up to them, didn't say a word, and handed the letter to them, then walked back to the fortress.

>>16710068
C, Focus on a dwarf plague, we need something to weaken them.
D1, Again, try and find a plague that would work on the dwarfs.

let us become regenerating, lighting throwing gods of war and sex

>>16710068

C. Use Steamweapons to cook the dwarves alive in their armour.

C1. Harass them all the way. We are faster than they are, and we will defend only our most highly valued positions.

>>16710068
A and C1. Let them come.

>>16710116
>MFW I just realized that OP has made us what all Vikings wish they could be.

>>16710068
B. Try to improve weapons. We must discover a way to pierce their armor. Maybe enchant our own armor and see if we can still break through it.
C1. Fortify our Positions. We have more than enough food, if it comes down to a siege war we must have good defenses.

I am going out to dinner soon and after that will be spending time with my girlfriend, so this may need to be picked up tomorrow.

I forgot how enjoyable it was to DM, this is way better than it is on /b/ though.

>>16710068
B. Try to improve weapons.
C1. Fortify our Positions

send a letter by arrow back to the dwarfs telling them they will pay for their cruelty and abuse of our women.

C
C1

>>16710091
oh yes it is on now come at us bro!

>>16710086
because >>16710102

Someone archive please? I don't know how . _ .

>>16710135
Fair enough. And of course we're better than /b/, /b/ sucks.

>>16710144
I sense great power in the future for us.....the power of the dark side.

What can we do to get down whose dorfs?
They seem to have armor we cannot crack or electrocute.
So how about we literally steamroll them?

Weapons and Fortifications.
The King, in his great and holy wisdom, has decided that The Sanguine Kingdom is long overdo for some improvements to it's weapons. We make many innovations, and mimic the dwarves in many ways, while discovering that using multiple strings on a bow and using several differing materials creates a much more powerful, while easier to draw, weapon.

We dig further underground and reroute the magma, creating pits with lava at the bottom. We build massive barriers, gates, checkpoints, narrow trap-filled corridors, and other defenses in preparation for a siege. If one doesn't know the right passwords and levers to pull they are almost inevitably killed. Our mountain fortresses are entirely self sufficient though, so it is not much worry, being cut off from the outside world that is.

The Civil War in the Nagan lands has reached a stalemate.

An army of ~2500 Dwarves is spotted marching for our lands.
_____________________________________________
A. Try to improve Fortress.
B. Try to improve weapons.
C. Research new technology.
D. Practice Magic.
E. Found a New Settlement
F. Explore
_____________________________________________
Dwarves:
A1. March for Dwarven Cities
B1. Raid them.
C1. Fortify our Positions
D1. Your choice
_____________________________________________
Naga
Temporarily Unavailable while the Civil War rages.
_____________________________________________
Population: 1500 (+200 every turn)
Farmers: 125
Miners: 50
Militia: 1025 (Temporarily -100)
Smiths: 200
Food: More than Enough.
Architecture: Massive Underground Fortress
Weapons: Pickaxes, Long Swords, double bladed axes, hand axes, broad swords, daggers, and Compound Bows, electrified arrows.
Tech: Excellent
Magic: Good
Defenses: Natural Mountain Barrier + Narrow Cave Hallways + Gates and Barricades + Electrified Moats and Flood Traps + Magma Pits

>>16710172
fuck that.
middle of the road grey path has my vote.

Short-term solutions are pretty needed for defense now. I suggest researching magic and fortifying our defenses further

>>16710257
D
C1

They will break against our walls, and then we will break them in return.

In the event of something horrible, we should consider finding ways to reroute magma outside of the fortress temporarily.
Nothing says "Ahaha where is your god now" like a man-made volcano :D

>>16710257
D. Practice Magic.
Lets polish up our trump card in readiness for the dwarves.
C1. Fortify our Positions
Arrange for group;s of rangers to harass and test our new bows/weapons on the marching dwarves.

inform the naga, both rebel and leader-ship of the impending war.

Go to chanarchive.com, go to the request archival page, and copy pasta the URL of this thread into the designated box. Then click vote. It's got 1/4 so far. I will need to go soon, so I figure if this is archived it'll be easier to pick up tomorrow.

>>16710257

C. Sieges are won by attrition. We need every innovation we can get to combat the dwarves. Also, Stockpile food.

D1. Harass Dwarven supply lines, send small expedition force to try and win the stalemate in Nagaland.

A and D1, have some scouts try to slow down the army/get some intel, maybe put some traps along their way to thin their ranks.

>>16710257
D: See if we can use our new transmogrification magic to breed animal chiemras to serve as mounts and cannon fodder. Accept volunteers to be turned into beat-men, and attach magical electrical metal bits. Make an army of Blanka.
C1: We have pretty rad defences, let's make 'em radder still.

>>16710257
D. Practice Magic. Last attempt to learn some sort of wide-spread storm magic to fuck their whole army at once before they reach our gates.
C1. Fortify our Positions. Simple traps for before they even reach our doors. I doubt their golems can be stopped by simple stuff but a fifteen foot pitfall might be able to moderately injure a dwarf just before they are ready to attack.

How our are half-n-halfs doing? Both the dwarflings and the reptilians?

>>16710361
>How our are half-n-halfs doing? Both the dwarflings and the reptilians?
>>16710351
>Make an army of Blanka.

Army of electrified half-dwarf berserkers!

They will break upon our walls, they will know to fear our name, and when they run back to their subterranean huts and cower in the corner, and we will stand over them and say, "Fuck your shit"
also my captcha (Baduel nityft) foretells of a great warrior, Baduel, who will expel the heathen dwarves from our glorious lands

>>16710322
just use suptg

>>16710397
Didn't even know there was such a thing.

>>16710416
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/16708343/

[spoiler]themoreyouknow.jpg[/spoiler]

Anyway, goodnight folks, see you tomorrow for more Blood God worshiping, dwarf hating, Naga fucking good times.

>>16710257

>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html

People already added the first thread. I'm glad to see these archived, even if I already saved these to my harddrive.

>>16710416
Both threads already have one. They are the third and fist entries respectively. You should come up with a name for this quest.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html