rolled 5 = 5

Its hard to get good help these days. Well when HR sends you lemons, make lemonade!

rolled 100 = 100

Just the roll? I'm confused

rolled 26 = 26

Poor poor Bob.

rolled 16 = 16

BETRAYER! A deserved fate.

rolled 44 = 44

Ass fucking a goat to death is bad now? It's just a goat. At least he ate it when he was done rather than letting it rot like some hunters do. Waste of good meat.

rolled 21 = 21

You know, using someone who has already pledged his soul to Slaanesh as the ritual sacrifice/bodily vessel for a daemonhost might not be the best idea. That daemon is totally not going to be bound, and will probably rape you to death with Bob's possessed body.

Just saying...

>>16687909

And so Bob was spanked for being naughty.

rolled 19 = 19

>>16687872
Isn't summoning a daemon also heresy? Are we killing a heretic in order to commit MORE heresy?

>>16687907

Oh sweet God-Emperor, what have we done...

Well, Bob... Or whatever Bob is becoming... Is contained. For now. But I must admit, despite our precautions, the binding didn't go very well... In fact, it went so poorly that you might say ol' Bobby is completely unbound.

>I require nine separate people to roll 2d10 in order to determine just how badly this monstrosity is going to fuck us all up

rolled 74, 84 = 158

>>16688016
A'ight

rolled 6, 7 = 13

>>16688016
Well, let's get started then.

rolled 5, 8 = 13

Emprah perserve us!

>>16688029

That's 2d10 that I need, not 1d100.

rolled 6, 4 = 10

Congratulations, Inquisitor. You created an unbound daemon host.

rolled 5, 5 = 10

>>16688016
Hoping for the daemon breaking free and taking us all to the Warp for a big party!

rolled 9, 7 = 16

>>16688016

Let's see then.

rolled 9, 1 = 10

>>16688040
Whoops, I certainly misread that.

rolled 4, 7 = 11

>>16688016
No worries.

rolled 9, 1 = 10

Half way through writing this post, /tg/ became a red board for me.

This is a bad sign re: the daemon, isn't it?

rolled 9, 5 = 14

Haha, my earlier roll has doomed us all!

Behold our creation /tg/, and despair.

Weapon Skill: 32
Ballistic Skill: 32
Strength: 55
Toughness: 40
Agility: 26
Intelligence: 80
Perception: 61
Willpower: 90
Fellowship 19
Wounds: 30
Psy Rating: 8

>>16688169
Is that good?

rolled 95 = 95

>>16688096
/tg/ has been a red board for me for about a week. So has /co/ and presumably the rest of the blue boards that I haven't checked. It often stays blue for half a second until the page finishes loading.

Shrug.

rolled 9, 10 = 19

>>16688169
>90 willpower
>Psy rating 8

Whelp... time to reroll the universe. This guy just ruined the last one

>>16688169
>WP90
Abandon all hope! Our souls are damned!
Shoot yourself while you still can!

>>16688181

Eighty intelligence, ninety willpower...

She's one clever girl.

rolled 7, 8 = 15

>>16688188
click the godamn style button at the bottom of the page >_> Yotsuba is red, Yotsuba B is blue

>>16688169
What's the daemon's personality?

Is it a fun loving daemonette who wants nothing more than to tempt us into the service of the dark gods? Or, you know, a khornate daemon set upon claiming our skull and spilling our blood?

rolled 4, 5 = 9

>>16688207
With those stats definitely not khorne... likely slaanesh or maybe even tzeench

>>16688207

>What's it's personality?

Haven't gotten that far yet.

Throne preserve us, /tg/... Bob is... Changing. I need to-- I'm gonna--- HWOOARARRRGLE.

Ugh... That was... Unpleasant. Forgive me, an agent of the holy ordos should be able to hold down his Throne forsaken lunch.

>I require six separate 1d100 rolls to determine how "Bob" has changed

rolled 37 = 37

>>16688231
do eet

rolled 6 = 6

>>16688231
I think I read it right, this time.

Is that... sanskrit, captcha? I can't read that.

rolled 50 = 50

>>16688231
Alright

rolled 76 = 76

>>16688231
Here we go...

rolled 55 = 55

>>16688181
Pic related.

>>16688231
rollan

rolled 84 = 84

This better be good...

rolled 97 = 97

>>16688231

>>16688231
>>I require six separate 1d100 rolls to determine how "Bob" has changed

Should we really be calling this thing Bob, even in quotes? I'm wearing a hoodie, that does not make my name Hoodie. Let the poor daemon have the decency of a name, no matter how pathetic it's outfit is.

rolled 48 = 48

>>16688280
1d100 names it!
Rolling to call it Jimi Hendrix

>>16688264
Lol.
He's unchanged.

>>16688299
Rest assured, the deamon will let us know soon enough.

rolled 21 = 21

Bob's flesh is everchanging, limbs and horrible screaming faces pushing to the surface before being reabsorbed.

Two horns burst from the skin on his forehead, curling menacingly like those of a ram.

Long, avian quills begin to erupt from Bob's nightmare form, covering him in a sleek black coat of oily feathers.

Whatever was left of Bob has now mercifully perished, the daemon leaving no room for him in his own body. The corpse, sensing the absence of its erstwhile master, has begun to molt and rot horribly. The daemon appears indifferent to and unaffected by this.

Perhaps even more horrifying, despite all the rending changes wrought upon Bob, his face has simply been... Removed. Where mouth, nose, eyes and ears once were, his skull is now clothed in a smooth layer of unbroken flesh.

>I have discarded the roll of 97 as it results in a daemonhost completely free of imperfections. This would apply retroactively, rendering all previous rolls insignificant. And that my friends, just ain't no fun. I will now roll the final change.

rolled 18 = 18

>>16688307
Hopefully he busts out an awesome guitar solo with his teeth.

>>16688280

I suggest Geshtinanna, from the babylonian mythology, a demi-god of autumn vines and wine. Poetess, singer, and interpreter of dreams. Known as "The Lady of Desolation," "The Lady of the Vine," "The Recorder of Hell," and "The Bookkeeper of Heaven."

The high INT and WILL do point towards a bookkeeper of Heaven...etcetera.

rolled 97 = 97

>>16688321
Railroad! Railroad!

rolled 32 = 32

>>16688321

Finally, what were once Bob's hands and digits elongate unnaturally, stretching and thinning until they end in razor-sharp talons.

>>16688336
>97
Badgercuntcockmonglerdamnbleedingbastard.

>>16688336

Deal with it, nerd.

>I now require four separate 1d100 rolls to determine the effects of Bob's daemonic presence

rolled 32 = 32

>>16688354
Railroad! Railroad!

rolled 55 = 55

>>16688354
Durr?

>>16688321
I propose Samael for a name.

>>16688259
comes really close to the description.

rolled 80 = 80

Rollin' rollin' rollin'....

rolled 19 = 19

>>16688354
Evil triumphs, etc.

rolled 97 = 97

>>16688366
Isn't that a pic of Baphomet?

rolled 98 = 98

>>16688354
Hoping for "Shedding the blinds from the eyes of mortal", so they go insane by seeing the world as it really is...if such a thing is even possible in Dark Heresy.

>>16688379
It's what I got when having google search for "samael".

>>16688379
Yup, looks like it anyways.

As you observe Bob's transformation in horror, things begin to... Happen. Things which bend and threaten to break your sanity. First, the blood that now coats the floor begins to drip upward and pool on the ceiling, as if gravity itself abhorred this place. Liquefied metal and rust begin to ooze from the walls before mixing with the blood pools on the ceiling. Spiderwebs of frost begin to spread outwards from where Bob is standing--nay, floating now. Your breath clouds in front of you, and you shiver despite your training. Finally, at the eges of your perception, you see--no, you hear something moving. Whenever you try to focus on it, it stops, as if listening back.

Good thing we won't need eyes where we're going.

So. Why is this thing so terrifying to fight? It only has 30 wounds. Granted, the psy rating of NINE is pretty damn powerful, but it's likely only got an armor rating of 12.

If it doesn't go first, what's stopping a group of acolytes from just shredding the thing with autofire?

Alright, everyone who has a hard-on for naming this sucker, post your desired name along with a roll of 1d100. Highest roll wins, Rule of Cool may override if a particularly rad name gets a low score. Conversely, if the name you select is completely bumfuck retarded, I will ignore it, despite a high roll.

>>16688426
Looks like the daemon summoned is a really bad mofo. Time to reroll the universe guys....

>>16688455
Probably the 80 intelligence preventiing the acolyte from getting in that position.

Also Psy Powers dude. you try standing up against a blood boil with those levels of rape.

rolled 74 = 74

>>16688426
ACTIVATE THE PLASMA FLOOD FAILSAFE. EVEN IF WE HAVE TO DIE TO TAKE THE THING WITH US.

rolled 15 = 15

>>16688469
Jimi Hendrix

>>16688455

If you think a group of Acolytes are going to put 30 wounds on a daemon like this in a single round, you're in for an awful surprise. Then, when it comes to its turn, heads exploding. Heads exploding everywhere.

rolled 15 = 15

>>16688469
Baphomet seems pretty cool.

rolled 78 = 78

>>16688469
Rerolling for this
I suggest Geshtinanna, from the babylonian mythology, a demi-god of autumn vines and wine. Poetess, singer, and interpreter of dreams. Known as "The Lady of Desolation," "The Lady of the Vine," "The Recorder of Hell," and "The Bookkeeper of Heaven."

rolled 72 = 72

derp, Janus

rolled 38 = 38

>>16688469
Dionysus

>>16688476

An 80 intelligence doesn't let you Just As Planned your way out of already having the acolytes there to obliterate a potentially unbound daemonhost. If I were a radical (Xanthite in this case?) inquisitor, I'd have at least four acolytes with hellguns trained on old Bob's body. Meltaguns, if I can swing it, and since I'm an inquisitor, I can swing it.

rolled 48 = 48

>>16688482

And yes. Activate each and every possible failsafe. This thing cannot be allowed to remain in the real world for one second longer. I hope that the summoning took place on a dead moon with a ship ready with cyclonic torpedoes overhead.

rolled 17 = 17

>>16688502
My vote goes to this.

rolled 7 = 7

Legion

rolled 76 = 76

Ginnungagap, "The Yawning Abyss"

rolled 21 = 21

>>16688469

Ophneigh

Got it from mashing my keyboard and deleting some letters for coherency

rolled 1 = 1

>>16688455
dooooooooooood, have you ever faced one of this things?
they are dead incarnate
I mean, look at that Psy Rating

rolled 25 = 25

Foershailhigh

rolled 56 = 56

Mister Mxyzptlk

rolled 10 = 10

Dereirch

its from my captcha

>>16688469
Vairhappanai.

rolled 16 = 16

>>16688469
Hastur

rolled 10 = 10

>>16688593
Forgot roll

rolled 68 = 68

>>16688549
Re-rolling because that original roll score is shit.

rolled 90 = 90

Tim to its friends

Gyrthzashlm'Kymrawntim

rolled 20 = 20

>>16688502
A million time this.

rolled 30 = 30

>>16688610
winner?

rolled 20 = 20

Mister Roger Hatsworth, the Polite One,
a Master of throwing you off your guard with politeness and posh, but then devouring your soul.

>>16688502
You implying that this, this, THING, is female.

Really, isn't the voting done soon?

More ACTION!

rolled 24 = 24

>>16688623
Considering that it seems to be a Tzeentch daemon from its stats and characteristics, it's probably beyond mere mortal concepts of gender.

>>16688623
True...but with Slaanesh who knows? However, it might have been named back in Babolyn where it took the appearence of a female. Besides, personally I like the thought of an ancient demi-godess returning to the realm of man.

rolled 69 = 69

Ted

>>16688502

As you watch in horror, the thing that was once Bob approaches your beloved Inquisitor. Not to be intimidated, he turns a steady gaze on his erstwhile servant.

What an awful mistake.

The thing laughs as it boils the Inquisitor's eyes in their sockets, lifting him from the ground and suspending him in midair by sheer force of will. Unable to scream, the Inquisitor merely chokes and gurgles on the surge of blood now pouring from his mouth. Now barely an inch from his face, you are given the impression that, despite its featureless visage, the daemon is smiling.

Then it speaks; not with a traditional voice, for it has no mouth. No, the daemon instead violates the sacred boundaries of your mind, raping your defenses and seizing control of your own inner voice, its words echoing violently in your head.

"Hello, little thing. Such a precious little thing. I am Geshtinanna."

Then, as you look on helplessly, the thing taps its talon on the Inquisitor's nose, almost playfully. The effects, however, are far from it. Beginning at the point of contact, the Inquisitor's flesh violently peels off from his body, exposing the blood, muscles and bones below. His mouth open in a noiseless scream.

Then, you black out.

>Thanks for creating a daemon with me, /tg/! Was good times! Hope you had as much fun as I did.

rolled 46 = 46

Ask the daemon it's name!

rolled 40 = 40

>>16688660
Tim trumps Ted on the awesome scale

>>16688666

>666

AWWWWW SHIT SON. AND I'M OUT.

rolled 98 = 98

>>16688666
DUUUUUDE, THAT SHIT HAS TWO DOUBLES AND A TRIPLE
666 MY ASS, GET OUT OF THIS UNIVERSE!

>>16688666

Wow...I think that even a Space Marine Killteam would have some major difficulties in taking that...that....thing down.

>666

Someone archive this or something

>>16688666

>666

rolled 93 = 93

>>16688698
thats the reason we have grey knights

>>16688677
Not so fast.
We still need a physical form for that demon.
So get out your Demon Hunter at once.

post has a 666...

My Emprah, what have we created?
Exterminatus this planet now.

>>16688719
True, still. Somehow it feels that this monstrosity with Psyker rating 8...would be able to outfuck anything that Grey Knights would try to fuck with Geshtinanna...

Exterminatus,
it's the only way to be sure

Everybody, freak the fuck out right now. Just freak the fuck out. Doubles, Doubles Again, and Triples.

Freak out now. Our doom has come.

>>16688725
6 is Slaanesh's number.

Calling an exterminus on this thread before this unstoppable monstrosity can consume the rest of the board.

>>16688666
Oh Emprah, I have the 'OH GOOD LORD YOU GUYS FUCKED UP BADLY' Daemon for any Black Crusade/RT/DH/DW games the group I'm in goes into or starts..

>'Pursugu According'
Captcha... what?

>>16688666


Well....

...

Shit...

...
Priority Vox to Fleet Command: Confirmation of Diablos Extremus. Inquisitor is dead. Orbital strike on my position, Maximum Prejudice.

Throne Preserve Me.

This fucker's going into my Rogue Trader campaign somewhere.

>>16688725
Also Khrone. His sacred number is 8.
This things takes your SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE, JUST AS PLANNED, AND A FUCKING SLAANESH CULT RELEASED IT.

If Papa Nurgle shows up somewhere, I'll shit.

HELLO LITTLE THING. SUCH A PRECIOUS LITTLE THING. COME, LET US DISCUSS YOUR FUTURE.

>>16688765

Oooh! Sounds fun (Dorf Fortress FUN!), if it does. Do return back to tell us how it all went down.

>>16688774
Uhm, broseph?
It doesn't have a face.

>>16688773

>implying 3 6's arranged with their circles together isn't the mark or Nurgle.

>>16688773

Well...
>Liquefied metal and rust begin to ooze from the walls

Isn't rust a sign of decay, and isn't decay Nurgles homefield?

oh mah emprah,
we just summoned a daemon prince of Chaos Undivided

>>16688773
>>16688794

Pic related: It's a visual representation of how hard the everyone and everything is fucked.

Anyone want to go at another one, or would that just spoil this? I have the book in front of me.

rolled 34 = 34

R'ing drawfaggotry of this beastly scene

also, all these effects it has could all be psychological mindfuckery

>>16688812
Is a Daemon Prince of Chaos Undivided even possible?

>>16688793
So, pic related?

>>16688835
IT IS NOW MOTHERFUCKER.

>>16688830
Oh my god, the roll and the request...

>>16688836
A lot smarter.

>>16688824
Would sooner spoil Gesthinanna...I mean...look at the stats, look at its effects...look at what Geshtinanna did...

I would rather see drawfags or writefags doing stuff with this...

>>16688835
Are you an idiot?

>>16688848
That's cool, just figured I'd ask.

rolled 18 = 18

>>16688824

>>16688753
>>16688763

Priority Vox to Fleet Command: Confirmed Daemon Manifestation. Launch Orbital Strike on my position now!

I repeat, Confirmed Daemon Manifestation. Launch Orbital Strike on my position!

rolled 76 = 76

>>16688848
we need drawfags and this archived

Writefag here.

Could someone give me an idea where to start a story about this Daemon?

>>16688835

http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/catalog/productDetail.jsp?prodId=prod860020a

Looks pretty undivided to me.
I mean, that's essentially what Horus/is was, right?

Intelligence 80? Willpower 90?
Could be him.

yes, YES, Geshtinanna!
The Lost Lord of the Chaos Gods has returned to us.

Take me Dark Master of Chaos! Long have we awaited your return!

Could Grendel take this thing down?

>>16688861
Your vision is limited, mortal. By the time your boats are in place, I will be long gone. You see?


Like so. Time and space are one to Chaos.

...You appear to have broken. A pity.

>>16688887

Challenge accepted!

>>16688886
This.

Faced with such a creature, I would surely kneel before its terrible glory and commit my soul to the ruinous powers.

rolled 70 = 70

>>16688887
wasnt Grendel promoted into an Inquisitor?

>>16688894
this scared me a little

>implying Inquisitor OP isn't really just a pawn of the Changer of Ways.

I'll guess I'll try and write a story about Geshtinanna, the Dark One.

P.S. Would Doombreed; Fear, Respect, Hate, Not Give a fuck about a daemon like this? Out of curiosity

>>16688880

I've started on a small inqiusitorial debriefing of a commercial freighter captain who managed to survive the manifestion. But maybe...fuck, I don't know.

>>16688937
yes, Khorne himself would give a shit about his master's return.

See >>16688886

God dammit guys, can we go a single day of threads without destroying the entire universe, please?

Someone stat us up a Marine Kill Team stat

Though the captcha omens are not good even for them...
>four-time owngd

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ButYouScrewOneGoat?from=Main.ptitle1p58slzy

>>16688950
We just had one about a fitting birthday present.
No universe destroyed there.

>>16688937
Doombreed is THE daemon prince of Khorne.
He wouldn't give a shit, even with the thing's Psy Rating 8. He might still hate it, because filthy psyker.

>>16688975
>a daemonhost with Psy Rating: 8 is a god
Do me a favor, never play Ascension.

rolled 90 = 90

>>16688950
Such thoughts are HERESY!!
BLAM!

>>16688937
Doombreed would probably hate and respect this daemons. Hate, because reality-warping psychic dickery is abhorrent to Khorne. Respect, because this is clearly a greater daemon of some sort.

>>16688988
oi, it takes a lot of energy to stay in the materium in its true form

>>16689009
The only Lord of Change statted, period, seems to disagree.
He'd have this thing for a snack.

>>16688988
>>16688975
Uhm, yeah. Unbound Daemonhost get Psy Rating 8. It's not exceptional. It's the standard. Lords of Change have 9.

>>16688937
The Immaterium is beyond mortal understanding and scope. Daemon Princes and their petty fiefdoms are beyond number. Even the greatest of daemons may escape the notice of other such beings, especially those as single-minded as the slaves of Khorne.

tldr; Maybe, possibly just hate on general principle

Also:

Geshtinanna! The Faceless One! Master of Madness! The Grandeur of Change and Ruin! Who could gaze upon thy impossible majesty and live? No one! No one!

Gestinanna! Though you have no mouth with which to utter them, your cries send all to madness! A thousand thousand throats wail your black rites! Gestinanna! You will bless us through the flesh of the deluded and the damned! Flesh and steel warp and tear by your will! Nothing can withstand thy commands!

Gestinanna! The Faceless Prince of Chaos, the Winged Madness! Change is your creed, delirium your herald and creed! All hail thee! Let all bear witness to thy passing!

Geshtinanna! Geshtinanna! Geshtinanna!

Inquisitorial records from the archives of [REDACTED]

The subject is a captain of the commercial freighter [REDACTED]

[REDACTED] - So how did you come to pass to...even survive the incident of [REDACTED]?

Augustii - I...was just on a regular...Emperor be praised...cargo shipping mission between the inner planets, when I just saw it.

[REDACTED] - "It"?

Augustii - Aye...It. It was like it was in my head, my helmsmen also claimed to have seen it, that was...when things started to go bad. Not long after, we picked up vox from the planet below, disturbing vox, least to say. Emperor...

[REDACTED] - Yes...we know of this phenomenan...but do please continue.

Augustii - I ordered the helmsmen to lay in a course away from the planet. By a fluke, I guess. We managed to slip by the Imperial Naval ships that lay in orbit. I wish we didn't slip by at all. It would have been better.

[REDECTED] - Yes...so I could gather from the reports, but do please go on.

Augustii - *sobbing sounds are heard* By the Throne. It didn't take long before, I guess one of the mentally weaker bondsmen broke. We never knew it before we entered the Warp. By the Emperor...we should never have done it. The heretic started to claim that all is lost and the Emperor was doomed, now that the lost daemon lord returned. I quickly killed him, but it was too late. He had already sabotaged the Geller field generator. They...were everywhere. I gathered what men I still had, and managed to hold of the gibbering monstrosities, all muttering "Geshtinanna"...to allow the surviving enginseer to repair the generator. When we dropped out...we were right back at [REDACTED] and picked up by the Imperial Navy.

[REDACTED] - Thank you. Don't worry, I think I will find you clean of taint.

Augustii - I am? Thank you lord!

*A door opening is heard*

Augustii - What?! But you said...

[REDACTED] - Yes, that is why you will get a quick death.

*Gunshot is heard*

END OF FILE

Geshtinanna is the God of Chaos Undivided, it the very manifestation of the warp itself!

Our universe exists on its whim.
We were able to stat it, on its whim.
and on a whim it could annihilate the whole of creation.

What the fuck has that dumbass Inquisitor done?

rolled 68 = 68

>>16689037
Soooo it's like sheagorath?

>this thread
so let me get this straight:
>double 6's for Slaanesh
>Double 8's for Khorne
>Triple 6's for Nurgle
How is Tzeench accounted for?

On a fluff note, this thing would be a fairly "minor" daemon prince. Nasty as daemonhosts go, but at most something on the level of the "Horned Darkness" from Dark Heresy. After all, if it was truly ZOMGPOWAHFOOL, it couldn't be summoned at all without having one of its own servant daemons be called in its stead.

>>16689095

Beats me. I guess with the very good INT and WP and Psyker Rating makes people ping of high on the Tzeentch meter.

>>16689095
All it takes is as little shift in perspective...

>>16689099
Yeah, a higher level DW kill-team or an Ascension party would murder it senseless.

>>16689099
another fluff note: Why would the "Supreme Chaos God" be unaccounted for/lost anyway?

>>16689109
here, have the full set

>>16689109
>>16689095
It's typical of Tzeentch for it to reveal itself through its suspicious "absence".

>>16689115
Supreme God of Chaos Undivided? Sounds like someone was taking the ramblings of the corrupted and the cultists a bit too literally.

>>16689095

I think the astoundingly huge intelligence and psyker rating has that more than covered.

>>16689109
I mean it. Turn it upside down.

>>16689139
ok now what?

>>16689095
Because its a powerful psychic, with a faceless ever-changing form, covered in feathers.

Sounds like a daemon of Tzeentch to me.

>>16689104
>>16689095
BECAUSE IT HAPPENED.

Seriously. The statistical improbability that THAT FUCKING POST would have THAT FUCKING NUMBER can only be attributed to THAT FUCKING CHAOS GOD.

>>16689144
And the knowledge. Infernal librarian much?

>>16689143
Ahhhh, much better. Now the postnumber.

hey hey hey guys, we can't just send this thing back into the warp.

Daemons are weaker into the materium right?
Well if, and I stress IF, this is infact, a supreme chaos god.
Wouldn't we be helping it by sending it back?

That being said, if it was infact lost, then something must've beaten the shit out of it (my vote is the Emprah), so it's possible its in a weakened state.
So we should try to find a way to contain it and prevent its recovery, without sending it to the warp which would guarantee that.

I agree, a "Lost God" is waaaay out there in the loony zone. Besides to get powerful it needs followers, no followers no power.

As it is...Geshtinanna is fun because of the circumstances and the stats with the description of what it did to the Inquisitor Kadsirin.

>>16689162
Well if the cultists rabbling are true and its a god of chaos undivided.
Wouldn't belief in chaos be enough?

rolled 10 = 10

>>16689162
Geshtinanna is going to the planets which dwells in the very edge of the imperium to gather as many followers she can, all fueled by the promise that she is the very incarnation of the God Emperor

I'm inclined to think Geshtinanna is just a greater daemon of Tzeentch who happens to share some minor traits with daemons of the other gods, not the embodiment of a new Chaos god altogether.

>>16689156
does that have to do with his five fingers or something? I';m not seeing it. However I am seeing THIS!

>>16689177
God means very little in the grim darkness of the far future. Daemon princes are worshiped as gods. Even lesser daemons may be.

On an unreleated note, Chereubel against
Geshtinanna, final destination?

We need drawfaggotry.

>>16689162
> Besides to get powerful it needs followers, no followers no power.
What are you talking about? This is where all that faith power of the Undivided Chaos cultists is going to: the return of the God of Chaos!
She whom the old ones combatted in their bid for superioirty in the days when the warp was calm, and knew the surety of just One God Within All!
They then bound themselves in unholy pact with for mastery of the warp, once they saw the truth of her nature.

>>16689147
True...the coincidences are waaay to many to be fully explained or be rationaled away.

>>16689161
Hmm...that I like. The Emp smacked Geshtinanna early on in his career, after all...the Lady of Desolation and Recorder of Hell was active in ancient Babylon. Thus, threw Geshtinanna away and thus "lost" and now, Inquisitor Kadsirin opened the ways for her.

rolled 74 = 74

please, archive this. I mena, pleaaaaaaaaaase

>>16689190
Take this number >>16688666 upside down. This is what they all talked about.

You will notice the staggering amount of 9s.

>>16689220
>Babylon
>Babel
>Babel, when Humanity was united by one tounge
SHE HAS RETURNED!

>>16689206
Or so the daemon claims. It is a prince of Chaos, or so it appears, and thus arguably a "god" of the Warp by the definitions of the data savants.

The debate matters little. This beast must be found, its form torn asunder, and its foul essence unmade. Send for the Ordos Malleus. They have much to account for.

>>16689228
Time to namshub up in this bitch.

>>16689201

Oh...I think I just lost the capacity of rational thought...

Oh shit indeed. Chaos Undivided is pretty big, and all that power has to go...Somewhere...

>>16689216
No.

>>16689246
>namshub
Nam-shub redirects here. For the concept of the self-fulfilling prophecy used in Snow Crash, see namcub
In Sumerian and Akkadian mythology Asaruludu is one of the Anunnaku. His name is also spelled Asarludu, Asarluhi, and Namshub.
As Namshub (shining), he is considered a protective deity, "the shining god that illuminates our path". The Enuma Elish describes Asaruludu as "the light of the gods". Another version states he is "the wielder of the flaming sword" and "ensures the most perfect safety".

Guys, don't ruin an awesome Daemonhost with mary sue bad fluff. Please.

Apocolyptic daemon prince(ss)? Awesome. Mary Sue, God of Chaotic faggotry and bad fluff? Not so awesome.

>>16689256
Bad fluff? But we're about to dig into babylonian mythos!

>>16689253
>As Namshub (shining), he is considered a protective deity, "the shining god that illuminates our path". The Enuma Elish describes Asaruludu as "the light of the gods". Another version states he is "the wielder of the flaming sword" and "ensures the most perfect safety".
PIC FUCKING RELATED

>thatita depicted

EVEN CAPTCHA AGREES!

>>16689256
>HURR DURR SUE HURR DURR
Fuck off

"What are you!" cried the Guardsman before being wiped from existence. A small cloud of crimson was all that remained of him. At that same moment another guardsman's eyes boiled. Then one clawed at his own throat and the one next to him simply shot himself in the head. The whole squad either was wiped clean from existence or had killed themselves out of madness except one, one very unlucky man. This man was smart though. He had his eyes shut, tighter than he had ever kept them. The daemon-host slowly moved towards him until it was looming over the man, looming over him like the impending doom that was surely to come. She, or he, no it was more appropriate, was allowing him to live. Geshtinanna whispered to him, breaking into his mind like a battering ram, "Open your eyes pretty little thing." The guardsman shook his head. He could not even comprehend doing that. He knew he would be reduced to nothing the moment he opened his eyes. He spoke back in his mind, either out of defiance or in the vain hope of receiving mercy, "Tell me, what, what are you called."

The daemon played with the though for a moment, then replied, "Uttering my real name would kill you in your current shape. Little thing. Now answer my question, what is your name." The guardsman didn't know what to say. This was a sick game he knew it. But he answered the daemon for he feared what it might do if he didn't reply quickly, "Tammuz, Tammuz Israel."

"I hate that word, Israel." The guardsman curled up, crying now. "Why do you lament Tammuz?" The guardsman replied, "Because your going to kill me right? That's what you did to my friends." If the daemon possessed lips it would smile, "I have much, much greater plans for you, pretty, little, thing."
>Should I drop this and do another different story about the daemon or continue.

This thread started interesting and jumped the tracks into Faggotville with incredible speed. There is only one thing left to do.

>>16689256
This. Geshtinanna is clearly a delicious daemon-princess of Tzeentch.

Dem feathers. Dat sanity shattering power.

>>16689256
I agree, creating a fifth (sixth if Malal counts) chaos god is kind of silly.

How about this as a compromise; the daemon is stupidly powerful, but somewhat delusional, and sees itself as a Chaos God, despite the fact that it is not?

>>16689273
>>16689268
>>16689262
Yes, but THE god of Chaos Undivided? Never before mentioned or relevant to Chaos fluff? No thanks.

A very powerful daemon prince works just as well and has less HURR DURR.

>>16689262
Agreed. Fun fluff is nice. Mary Sue...not so much. After all, in the babylonian mythos, Geshtinanna was just a "demi-god", perfectly on big bad daemonhost level.

>>16689161
Chaos Gods cannot exist in realspace.
They cannot transition over as minor and greater daemons can, they simply "won't fit".

>>16689275

Promising. I like. Thumbs up.

>>16689279
Stupidly powerful by mortal standards, yeah. Maybe a named daemon codex character status at best.

Besides, every two-bit daemon has cultists calling it a god. This one actually has some power to justify it, can end entire worlds in madness, and was first banished by the Emperor himself during Unification. So it's definitely been around long enough to accumulate some power.

>>16689279
>>16689283
Dude, it all points back to the ancient days of Babel!
Back in the ancient days, they birthed a the Chaos God of Chaos Undivided, a god of pure ambition, an ambition to conqure the heavens!

But then who struck the curse? I see that the two great aspects of humanity were split:
The Emperor came after, and inherited the Power of humanity's Ambition, while the God of Chaos born of Humanity's nature remained in the Immaterium...

>>16688666
>>16688169
Hmm... PR 8, WP 90. We still need to stat up his physical form in Daemon Hunter and give him psychic powers, right?

Let's see.

I would suggest he take the following:
- Exsanguine (Radical's Handbook): a faster-casting bloodboil. Almost guarantees a single PC kill on a decent roll.
- Bloodboil line of powers (DH:Ascension)
- Telekinetic Shield (Rogue Trader) and Telekinetic Dome (Deathwatch Core): sustaining both will give him 24 armor versus ranged attacks and 8 armor vs. everything.
- Force Barrage (DH errata 3.something): for those pesky munchkin acolytes
- Warp Blast/Warp Lance (DW Xenos): for your horde and vehicle problems (if a GM cares, transgenic grafting (Radical's) takes care of any problems with obtaining a tyranid power)
- Fury of Wolf Spirits (DW core): iunno how you're going to get a Wolfy Wolfy Wolf power, but if you do, holy shit action economy denial, Batman. Even if you don't hit, reducing a character's dodge/parry actions is always fun, and if you hit? what's that 8d10 damage or 8d5 damage with 24 penetration? And causes Shock? And acts as a free action?

Anyone else have any other suggestions?

>>16689311
In the Warp, time is meaningless. While the Chaos gods may have been created later, there's nothing stopping their influence from reaching backwards into the past, possibly even being responsible for their own creation (looking at you, Tzeentch).

>>16689099
So you're saying we merely summoned a daemon prince of Geshtinanna?

>>16689279
Wasn't there a daemon that tried to ascend into godhood anyway? S/he/it could try the same thing. Just need enough followers, really. No need to make a full blown god(dess), just a motherfucker strong enough to try and claw the godhood straight from reality.

>>16689301
the other lesser gods can't maybe.
Maybe that's why his stats are so comparatively small,
most of his power is simply maintaining himself in realspace.
The stats are what he has left over

>>16689268
Come on, /tg/, don't sperg all over this. It's a daemon, likely highly powerful, possibly existing since the dawn of civilasation.

It is not a fucking Chaos God. Please, don't go full retard.

>>16689322
You mean that time fuckery? Fuck that shitty canon. I get 'get' that they were always htere in potentia, but Khorne was not Khorne until the mongol crusades, Slaanesh was not Slaanesh until the eldar Fall.

>>16689324

A powerful Daemon prince of Geshtinanna, if we aim to take the route of the Lady of Desolace being a "sixth" god of Chaos.

Or a powerful daemon on, like earlier mentioned, named codex level.

/tg/ created a God of Chaos Undivided,
pic related

>>16689329
Every.
Single.
Chaos God was born not having a SINGLE follower.
Slaanesh was not worshipped by the Eldar before the fall (nor after).
Khorne was not prayed to by early man, they only knew how to hate their enemy.
Nurgle and disease was not feared, only death.
Tzeench was not sought, only hope and wisdom.
WORSHIPPERS in 40K has never equated to POWER, worship has only ever been a means to attract the God's attention.

If I were to make a Lexicanium article, it'd probably start like this:
Geshtinanna, the God of Chaos Undivided, this is a god whose very existence is thrown into question. Some say its a being who cares not for the mortal realm, but to whom the power of all worship of chaos flows.

Others say that no such God to exist, and it is "faggotry", a position held strongly by the Inquisition.

The fortunate are snuffed out by Geshtinanna the Faceless, Chronicler of Damnation. They die in an instant, their souls devoured. Those less so die slowly and with much pain. The most ill-fated of all?

The daemon keeps them alive. It keeps them with it for a time in its foul clutches, shielding them from the worst effects of its touch even as it whispers secrets long lost to man into their minds.

The husks these unfortunates become by the time it tires of them and discards them are rarely recognizable as being human. Their souls? Even less so. Death would be a mercy to these, truly the lost and the damned.

Their shattered minds, their ruined souls have become the papyrus and ink for tomes in this creature's infernal library, hidden in an impossible spire, at the center in a city of madness.

Some said the city had a name once, but it is lost to the ages. Fewer still whisper that it once existed on Terra itself, and that men whispered its name with dark allegories of the Faceless Prince, who was then young. Some say it was a mere herald of Ruin then, and rode upon a beast of many heads. They may even have the truth of it, at least in part.

>>16689324
From his stat line? Yeah. It's actually not *that* powerful, and a Greater Daemon of Tzeentch as statted in Daemon Hunter would be significantly more powerful. It'd have average of at least 70 to 80 in all stats, unnatural willpower (x3), and (in some rolls) access to every spell/power in the game. Which means Warp-time/Gate/Divination/Bloodboil+ForceBarrage combos and ignoring perils of the warp and other ridiculousness

>>16689367
This is news to you?
By the way, there are some spectacualr Homeworld pieces on fanfiction.net
sadly, the number of fanfics has remained at 79 for five years now.

>>16689368
> hidden in an impossible spire, at the center in a city of madness.
Commorogh?

>>16689368

>drools at that well written description

>>16689339
>>16689324
I'm saying it IS a daemon prince. It was summoned and bound, by accident or otherwise, and is therefore definitely limited in power as Warp entities go. Not one of the big Four or even Malice, but still a world-ending horror.

Hey everybody, calm down. Let us take a vote,

All those in favor of Geshtinanna being a Chaos God, say Aye, all those apposed, say Nay. If you say Nay, she is just a very powerful daemon.

Let's settle this here and now.

>>16689382
> hidden in an impossible spire, at the center in a city of madness.
>Commorogh?
No you fool! The ancient Tower of Babel!

>>16689370
see for a possible explaination: >>16689334

also >>16689367 if this is news to you, where have you been?

>>16689395
Gonna say Nay.
Also, will someone check for samefagottry, or will we do this in good faith?

>>16689395
Nay.

>>16689397
>>16689382
No, but I think you may be looking for a Revelation.

>>16689395
>If you say Nay, she is just a very powerful daemon.
Please, with this statline, she wouldn't even qualify as a Greater Daemon. Seriously. Daemon Hunter. Go read.

I think a new chaos god is fine in the name of non-canon shits n giggles.

I mean, the Angry Marines have a titan that fires land raiders, c'mon now.

>>16689192
>>16689370
>>16689301
>>16689362
READ THESE, YOU FUCKERS.

>>16689414
>I mean, the Angry Marines have a titan that fires land raiders, c'mon now.
That's because a titan that fire's land raiders is actually quite practical.
DEEP STRIKE, DEEP STRIKE ERRYWHER

>>16689395
yea, not like it's going to be canon and change anything

>>16689414
This is a "serious" /tg/ project. Think Emperor's Nightmares, not Angry Marines.

That said, the comedy response for someone summoning Geshtinanna should be "Bless you" and passing the daemonhost a tissue.

>>16689395
I prefer her being a very powerful daemon.

aye, because I don't think this qualifies as a "serious" /tg/ project given the amount of lulz i had reading it

>>16689436
Ay, indeed, essentially since this is just our versio of a OMG DOUBLESQUADTRIPS thread.

3 opposed to the Geshtinanna being a god and one for.

I really, really like the fact that reason is prevailing here.
>And then it all went to shit

>>16689395

I too would say Nay. While the concept of her being a "sixth" god would be fun, but it is too silly.

If we want to build fluff on her harken back to the days of Babylon when she was just a demi-god, then a daemon prince is where her powerlevel should remain.

So nay.

>>16689366
I like this idea.
But changed so that whether it's a daemon, god, or even exists is called into question.

allows the possibility for all 3, especially if you say that all records of its summoning were purged

>>16689395
Nay. Just a daemon is fine. Going full retard and trying to herp derp a god is the equivalent to saying your character is a pure-blood Saiyan who helped Harry defeat Voldemort. It's straight into a territory of unimaginably full retardation that it sucks in INT around it into the vacuum from whence nothing is ever given back.

>>16689408
http://www.earlychristianwritings.com/text/revelation-asv.html

"And I saw a woman sitting upon a scarlet-colored beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns. And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet, and decked with gold and precious stone and pearls, having in her hand a golden cup full of abominations..and upon her forehead a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF THE HARLOTS AND OF THE ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH. And I saw the woman drunken with the blood of the saint."

Does that sound appropriate for our daemon princess?

>>16689395
I vote no on grounds of >>16689420
I contest that she would even be considered a "very powerful deamon".
At most I could see a herald of Tzeench figure, but that's it.

I know this is probably overstepping my bounds, but if I as thread creator have anything to say, the daemonhost remains a daemonhost. She is (and I'm not sure when I started calling it a "she") more than powerful enough as such, and worthy of fluffing. No ascension to God of Chaos Undivided is necessary.

>>16689445
There's always the option of our lovely daemon princess being one of the countless thousands of unaligned entities that exist in the warp aside from the four great Chaos gods and their servants.

The warp is full of powerful beings who do not claim godhood, yet do not serve another god.

>>16689449
Having everyone say she's something different is appropriate for this creature. I like the idea of having rumours of her being banished by the Emperor back in Old Night/Unification, alongside claims of "god of chaos" and other insane chaotic rumours.

>>16689464
The Inquisition has spoken.

>>16689453
The more people argue and vote,
the more I feel like we validate this guy.

A being of power whose godhood, daemonhood and even existence are called into question.
And whom the mention of their name causes the Inquisition's ire (because they don't want the worship of a new daemon or god to spread, or worse, cause one to exist)

>>16689449
She wouldn't even be the sixth power. You're forgetting Necoho and Zuvassin.

At best, she'd be the eighth power. And that's just silly.

>>16689395
Nay. No reason for it to be a full blown fucking god, stats or fluff-wise. If we wanted a /tg/ homebrew god we should make a new thread and roll one up, with appropriate stats and whatnot.

>>16689471

I too, I mean, doesn't GW claim that everything printed is canon and true, and where it contradicts it is all handwaived away as rumours and propaganda?

>>16689464

Nah it's cool. You are afterall the unlucky summoner of this beast.

So this would make a good BBEG for an Ascension campaign, right? Lies, rumours, cults, and a creature of untold horror.

If it ever got wind of the Horned Darkness, hilarity would definitely ensue. Cult infighting much?

rolled 52 = 52

>>16689395
Nay, daemonhoooost!
Although most daemons/daemon princes(ses) aren't above being worshipped, now.
And clearly /tg/ has sold their souls to her.

>>16689493
>At best, she'd be the eighth power. And that's just silly.
HAH.
No it would make more sense to have her be at the spoke of the wheel of Chaos.
Or is that what the Materium itself is?

Then it is so. The Daemon is nothing more than a Daemon. Ladies and Gentlemen, let us respect this fact when we write writefaggotry, draw drawfaggotry, and talk about writefaggotry and drawfaggotry. Let it be so.

>>16689490
another vote this option.
The added level of mystery makes it more appealing to me.

>>16689465
One more person who is actually making sence.
Gentlemen. Chaos Gods, TRUE chaos gods, canonically CAN NOT exist in real space.
Their power is too based within the warp to leave it.
But beyond that, hell, lets take a look Nurgle . He, as all chaos Gods, are incomprehensably massive, but Nurgle gives us the best scale to work with. Nurgle stirs a cauldron that is "Wide enough to hold all the oceans of all the worlds in the universe."
Nurgle is larger than a fucking Star, gents. And you're telling me daintly little inquisitor has the power to accidently bring a being of this level to our plane of existence?
No. Stop that.
Stop that and get out.

>>16689518
aww man,
i liked the mystery option.
I think it had so much more potential for future thread than "lol juss another daemon"

"So many of you, little mortals. You scurry and shout and scream. It is tiring. Noisy. Distracting. I command your... silence."

Last received transmission from de Vigna's Moon. (Cross reference: Corpse-glades, the Dead Moons, mass ritual offerings)

>>16689539
This daemon still has some mystry behind it dude. Calm down.

Like many have said, it's not possible to have a Chaos God in the material universe.

what if it's an unaligned daemon that comes into the Materium trying to gather followers to eventually ascend godhood when and if it ever gathers enough.

Thus making this particular daemon and its followers a big target for the inquisition.

>>16689539
See: >>16689465

If you want mystery, just have her be an unaligned warp entity summoned into the material world.

A new god just doesn't fit the stats or description, and goes against too much fluff to be cool.

Inquisitorial records from the archives of [REDACTED]

Subject is a surviving member of the 81th PDF Infantry Regiment of [REDACTED] which was sent in to contain the chaos.

[REDECTED] - I assume you know why you are here?

*whimpering noises*

[SUBJECT] - Ye...yes...I've seen something that should not be seen, nor exist...QUIET!

[REDACTED] - I see...care to continue?

[SUBJECT] - Well...me and me men were to hold a cordon around Hive Spire Tertius of [REDACTED]. There were reports of GLORIOUS POWER.

[REDACTED] - ...well...

[SUBJECT] - I'm sorry, NO I AM NOT, BOW AND CRINGE FOR THE LADY!

[REDACTED] - The "Lady", are not here. If you presume that I will be cowered by a mear warpshadow of...it, you are gravely mistaken.

[SUBJECT] - AH! THE LADY WILL aaaahhhhh......*strained* I...I think I can hold it off...Emperor's Light! What has happened to me, Emperor's Light save me!

[REDACTED] - Sadly. No. You will not be saved. You will infact live on. For study.

END OF FILE

>>16689512
>BBEG for an Ascension campaign, right?
Wayyyy underpowered, really. 30 Wounds isn't nearly enough, even if she possibly has 24+ armor from powers (likely telekinetic shield (RT) and telekinetic dome (DW)). Ascension characters have much, much better chances than DW characters of gathering all the information they need before taking on an opponent with all those mastered skills and influence talents. For a BBEG I'd bump her wounds up to around 90, give her Daemonic, Unnatural Strength (x3), Unnatural Toughness (x2), and give her a PR of 10.

>>16689600
So more of a vanilla DH TPK causer?

>tingspub library!

I certainly hope that's not what the impossible library in a dead city is called, Captcha.

>>16689611
The issue is that the creation rules were in the DH core book. Hence, not scaled for any of the mind-boggling shit the PCs from other books could do.

>>16689600
>>16689611
A daemonhost created using a daemon prince is a fine challenge for a group of ascension characters, and one created from a greater daemon may very well be BBEG material.

This Thread:
"Oh wow, with all that power she must be a Greater Deamon!"
>"She wouldn't be a Greater Dea-"
"No man, more like a Chaos God!"
>"No, you see, it couldn't becau-"
"Guys, what if this is like the focus for all the power from worship of Chaos Undivided?"
>"But Chaos worship does not equate to power if you'd look here..."
"Hey guys let's just put it to a vote."
>"Nay"
"Aye"
>"Nay, because-"
>"Nay,"
"Well I'm glad that's settled, let's get started on some art for the newest Chaos God!"

>>16689664
I think you missed the deal here...people said in a majority that this...thing should be a Daemon, powerful perhaps, but still not a Chaos God.

>>16689611
>>16689630
the real problem are vehicle rules. The Daemon Prince in DW is stunningly, ridiculously vulnerable to just about any vehicle in Rites of Battle or even the Fury Interceptor in Into the Storm. Having 12 armor and 12 toughness bonus simply doesn't cut it against 6d10+10, pen 10 weapons with ranges exceeding 300m (equipped on every thunderhawk gunship). Not to mention 1000+ damage dealing psykers.

Any Cadre worth their weight will have enough influence to pick one up, even temporarily. Remember, ramming always works.

I'd just like to let you know that Matt Ward is reading this thread.

Expect another Chaos god in the next codex.

>>16689611

Time to pull back the curtain a bit here. Yes, She would be inappropriate for Ascension, as she was created using the daemonhost generation rules in the Dark Heresy core book.

>>16689681

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Honourable mention in the Daemon Codex as a named....would stretch it, but fine.

Damn you Ward!

>>16689681
How would you know Matt Ward is reading this thread.

UNLESS, YOUR MATT WARD.

Does anyone even want me to continue my shit on the spot story?

>>16689742
You. Moar. Nao.

>>16689742
I'm always game for a little daemon writefaggotry.

>>16689764
Fine fine.

Do it, Random. I'm >>16689368 and >>16689037 and want to see more of your stuff. Just remember: the Inquisition sees taint everywhere and is pretty ruthless. No "we'll let you live".

In the closing stages of this...fun and sick thread.

We have gone from,

>creating a big bad daemonhost
>Realizing the numberpost >>16688666
>"Sixth" and "Lost" debate debacle.
>Sensible people taking it down to daemon.
>People complaining about Mary Sue
>OP congratulating this thread

Will Geshtinanna continue? Who knows. I hope so, it had a good start, but with many of these creations, they seldom live beyond the first thread.

Yours truly RRFDP, never change /tg/, never change.

>>16689673
To be honest, then you'd have to make it so ridiculously tough that without vehicles, it would be nigh-impossible to slay them, which, by my knowledge, is not true.

>>16689783
I hope Geshtinanna continues along, like Assholetep did from a few day ago.

The idea of a powerful by ambiguously aligned/unaligned daemon princess is awesome.

>>16689777
Might want to make a new thread for it.

>>16689873
Aye. I've copied all the relevant fluff and such ready to be posted in the thread.

Continuing now in >>16689952

Bump.

You lucky bastards,this shit on page 15.

You all owe me.

That guy looks like he could blend in on Helghan.

>>16693175
should have let it die. Inquisitor Kadsirin is not what I would call "creative", nor was this thread worthwhile

>>16693253
Good thing you're just a worthless shitposter then, neh?