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09/28/11(Wed)23:58 No.16460664rolled 6 = 6
>Because womb.
>It doesn't matter what a king does with his dick, because it's only when the dick goes into an authorized womb that you have an heir to the throne. Usually. Whether the dick goes into lots of other wombs is immaterial, as long as the dick gets the job done with an authorized womb. Thus, people don't really care about the royal dick's preferences or behavior except when it fails to find a fertile, legally-commissioned womb. Perhaps due to a preference for colon, or religion.
>Womb, on the other hand, is both supremely important and completely untrustworthy. Womb must be authorized and supervised, because womb is the only way of establishing ownership of a babby. Anyone can tell what womb a babby came from; nobody can truly know for sure what dick a babby came from. Therefore, all other dicks must be kept a dick-length away from the royal womb.
This is why the personality and behavior of the womb is scrutinized by everyone, regardless of whether the womb exercises actual political power. A womb which is capricious and hospitable might entertain any number of unauthorized dicks, which throws the whole idea of babby-ownership out with the bathwater. A frigid and unfriendly womb may not be as enjoyable, but usually keeps dick interaction with a minimum. Meek and fearful womb is widely considered the best kind of womb, because a healthy fear of anything dick-related is considered a good defense against any dick which is not authorized to impose itself unwillingly. |
